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- And guess what I figured out guys? - What? - I have a very embarrassing story for Harper. - What? - What? - Oh no. - Yeah, guess what? - What? - Yeah, I found out something you did to get out of school. - What? - I remember this. - She was fake throwing up to get out of school recently. Like as in like two weeks ago.
What? Guess what she... Yeah, tell them what you did. Tell them what you did. So I was really tired that morning and... How do you know about this? Listen. How do you know about this? Because your mom told us. Wow, Kate. I was going to say I just have resources, but I guess, yeah, your mom told us. No. Okay, fine. So one morning I was like really tired like about two weeks ago and I literally like didn't get my makeup on in time and I was just so tired and then...
I wiped it all off and then I took my Chobani flip out of the fridge, poured it in the toilet and then ran outside. I was like, "Mom!" And then she was like, "What?" And then I skipped first period.
- That's all it got you, his first period? - Yeah, I'm mad. - So Bonnie flip just wasn't enough. - Wait, what's your Bonnie flip? - It's yogurt. - It's like yogurt. - Oh, you poured that in the toilet? - It's yogurt, but you put like, there's like yogurt and then there's a section of like topping, whatever you pick, and you pour it in there. - Did you put the topping in there? - No, no, no, no, no. 'Cause it was strawberry cheesecake. And so basically it was all pink in the toilet.
And then the rest of the toppings were in the trash. And yeah. Is that how your mom found out? I don't know, actually. Mom, how did you find out? Yeah. Okay. She can just tell you. You're a bad liar. No, I'm actually a really good liar. I don't think so. Every time you lie, I'm like, yeah, you're lying. No. We need like a compilation of every time we're like, Harper, that's a lie. Yeah. Because there's a lot. You know what I figured out wasn't a lie that Harper said? What? Actually.
Or actually, okay. You know when you said the story like you got hit by a scooter? Yeah. A car. By a car, yeah. On your scooter. I thought you were always just very exaggerating and like you just like touched a car. No. But then I saw your picture. You were in an ambulance? Yeah. Yeah, I did not know that. I did not know that. I know. I thought Harper was exaggerating like
Wait, well, she said... Okay, I knew that that was an exaggeration because she said that she had glass, like, over her. So, obviously, she hit the car hard enough to go up on the hood and break glass. And, like, look, this is still there. Yeah. That's from it? Yes. Probably a lie. No. But...
No, you know how at the beginning, like when I would come over, there's a huge red spot right there? Yeah. Is that a birthmark? No. A birthmark. Is that a birthmark? No, it's literally like, I don't even know what it is now. It's a scar. It's a scar. So. Guys, it's been like a year since we met Harper.
Not really. Yeah. Nope. We just saw the video where we tried to be so sentimental for a second. We literally just saw the video. Did we not just see the video where we were like, Hey Harper. And then two weeks later we met Harper. So it's been almost a year, like 11 months to a year, 11 months and not a year, 353 days.
My bad. No, still not that. Wait, what's a year? 365? 365. Yeah. You know how I know the year? It's from, what was that? Nickelodeon? You know, there's 360 days in a year, 360 days to fix all your mistakes. You guys remember that? 365 days of Nickelodeon. That is Disney Channel. Or Disney Channel? When they had the one.
Guys when they would be like I'm Selena Gomez and you're watching Disney Channel That's not what I said Or they would be like Yo, yo edit edit me one of those wands ready oh That's a hard hold on wait re-edit re-edit re-edit wait. No it's like a whole bubble. Okay. Yeah, it's Mickey Mouse It's wait. No you have to say I'm cash and you're watching the LOL podcast. Okay. Oh, yeah
I really hope this is edited like I think it is. Ready? I'm Cash and you're watching the LOL Podcast. On Disney Channel. On... No. What? On YouTube. No! Oh, yeah, I guess so. Ready? But I'm going to draw the Disney Channel logo. You should draw the LOL. This is very anticlimactic.
That's really embarrassing. That was not in it. Wait, it's actually like... Give me a blue spark. I like the blue spark. No, I like the pink one. Guys, Christmas sucked. Christmas was brutal. Christmas just sucked. What happened? It was probably the worst Christmas ever. We all got sick. Like, on our deathbed. Like, we thought the LOL podcast was going to be no more because we were like, we're all dying. No. That's not that bad. We barely made it, actually. Not that bad. Not that bad.
Pretty Kate Kate Kate thought it was pretty bad. We get in the car from Christmas night and Christmas night Kate's where are my grandma's a couple days after Christmas doing Christmas with my grandma's side or whatever and I
Kate's just like out of it the whole time or whatever and she comes over to me She's like are you ready to go and I'm like sure and me mav and her all walk out to the car we get in the car Mads in the driver's seat. I'm in the passenger seat and Kate gets in the back and we're like, yeah, whatever we just said in the car like that was fun and then Kate goes the car door shuts bro Yeah, like literally the second we get in the car. I'm talking we sat down we sat down and Kate goes I don't see ya
It wasn't even words. It was just crying. It was just crying noises. And we were like, what's happening? I literally turned in the backseat. I'm like, what's going on back there? We just looked at each other. We were like, y'all don't understand. And then we went back there. She's like, you don't understand.
because listen I was fine and then the day before their dad had gotten sick so I think I had started getting it and it didn't hit me until we were at Christmas and I was having I've never had body aches this bad like my whole body just hurt I was not happy okay I was mad because I was tired I was mad my body ached and I I cried sue me you kind of look like you're gonna cry right now about it I know
No, are you? No. She's kind of looking like it. She's looking up, trying to keep the tears in. She is. No, I'm not. What are y'all talking about? How are you crying about thinking about being sick? That is crazy. Am I crying now? You have a special talent. She's like, my body was aching. It just hurts so bad. I nearly died. Now we understand. And on Christmas...
I was gonna die for you. Oh my gosh, yeah. I was like, it's on the gates. Oh yeah, I think that's what happened. We get back home and she's like still crying, which is fine. You know, if you want to express your feelings. Not my type of thing, you know. She continued crying? Oh yeah. Oh nice. I like make the bed for her or whatever. She like gets in bed. I'm not gonna lie. Y'all went upstairs. I walked downstairs. I told dad. I was like, that was a crazy car ride. Yeah.
I was like, what? I go, Kate's sick and I guess if she's sick, she's crying. I don't know. She's so crying. I thought she was going to throw up in the car or something. I should have. What? Why would you say that? I wish I would have. Why were you crying upstairs though? Same thing? I was in so much pain. You don't understand. Which you do understand because you were just as sick as me. Y'all both had what I had. Yeah. What was it? But I was fine.
I don't know what that was, Harper. Why did it move his body? I don't know what that was. Ew! I'm sorry. His whole Peppa Pig chair moved. How did you know this was a Peppa Pig chair? I saw it. No, you didn't. I've been sitting in it the whole time. She saw it before we started filming, Cash. I didn't even know it was Peppa Pig. Anyways, we get upstairs and...
I make the bed for her and everything, she gets in bed. And then I get in bed, and she's like, "You don't gotta sleep with me, like, I don't want you to get sick too." And I'm like, "No, it's fine, like, I'll get sick with you." Right?
Didn't know next morning I was going to wake up just as sick. Next morning I wake up, I'm just as sick. I cough on her. And she's like, don't cough on me. I'm like, I got sick for you and you want me to cough on you? Yeah. Well, first of all, you should never cough on anybody. But he didn't just cough. He had the little kid sick cough where they're like...
That's how he coughs. Oh, like... Like, does he do his tongue like this? Yes, his tongue rolls up. Yeah. And he, like, takes a big breath. Like, he's, like, preparing for it. He's like... His tongue's, like, out of his mouth. Yeah. That's how I was...
few days ago thousand and then it was so bad cuz I could see coming out just doing the chunks all the yeah what you know like it's really nice you can just cough but like you have to be like aware of someone when you're laying in bed with them you know what else I hate about Christmas
Oh, gosh. That's not what we were talking about. We were not talking about that. Well, Christmas sucked because we were all sick. Christmas was fun until we got sick. Worst Christmas ever, though. Why? Because we were sick. Well, yeah. I mean, it was bad. Well, to be fair, we got sick after Christmas. I was sick before Christmas. I wasn't feeling good. You guys were sick before Christmas. And to top it all off, no one told me Christmas sucks before.
Like when you're like every, like you guys are married. Mom and dad's married. Lady Garrett's married. Everyone's married in our family. Exactly. And so I'm there just like, ah, well, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to myself. This is fun. I'm not married. It's such a fun, fun time of the year for me, man.
It was, it just, it was, it was like, Joe gets it. No, I don't. I just imagine you walking around the house trying to be sad, looking for every mistletoe to hug yourself under. I was actually mad walking around the house that cut me like, Christmas is sad. I know. Christmas is sad. No. I was just like, this is not.
Fine, if you don't have a significant other like it's just a long time. How do you think I felt the past six years? You always had significant others. What? Like five at a time You did. Oh, I just started dating kate like three years ago If we went to oklahoma for christmas, you were seeing some chicks somewhere. That is so lie I did not date oklahoma chicks. I didn't say you dated them
Huh? And that's, you just dogged the whole state by the way. That was kind of crazy. Listen, I'm from Oklahoma. Okay. Just listen. I like Texas. I don't know what you're saying. I go to Oklahoma. Oklahoma sucks. Whoa. Top 50 worst states out of all 50 states. And Kansas. Why?
I don't like- First of all, the biggest problem with Oklahoma- The whole Midwest is just kind of dull. There's nothing there. The biggest problem with Oklahoma is the casinos. A guy's head fell off in Kansas. The casinos are just a big problem. Okay, I don't know if that's a problem. That's probably the only good thing about Oklahoma.
That's like the only pro of going to Oklahoma. It's always the only pro right now because the last time you went to the casino, you won. But next time you go back and you lose. Every time I win. I'm like DJ Cal when I go to the casino. What? That's not making sense. Another one. No.
Another one? No, it's "All I do is win, win, win." That's not his song. That's DJ Khaled? Besides the casino? That's DJ Khaled? I'll look it up right now. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Now I had to hear that twice. Why do you hate Oklahoma so much? Other than casinos. My birthplace? The place I grew up on? Listen, I'm kidding. I'm sure there is worse states than Oklahoma. Like Kansas.
But now I'm mad at Oklahoma because I was sick last time I was there. Also, I've never met someone from Kansas. Besides when I go to Kansas. Yeah, Kansas is not the vibe. Oh, Kansas is actually rough too. Actually, yeah, I take that back. It reminds me of, what's it called? Wizard of Oz. Why? What? Because she lives in Kansas. Yeah, Kansas anymore. We're not in Kansas anymore. What? I've never seen Wizard of Oz. Toto! Or...
Cash won't watch any movies that don't start with the letter 2. Yeah, if the movie does not start with 2, first of all, 2's not a letter. Madagascar? What are y'all saying? The letter 2, I mean, if the year that the movie was made does not start with 2,000 something. That is a very, very strict rule of mine. If a movie starts...
With 2000 something, the year it was made, I'll watch it. If it starts with 19, I don't watch it. 2000 is biblical me? Yeah. But like, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. If it's like 1999. Like what year the movie was made.
If it's an old movie that was made in like 1985, I'm not watching that. What about the Christmas one that's like something miracle on something street? He will not watch it. You know what I'm talking about? No, but I just know he won't watch it. Every time I tell people my rule, they go, well, what about... No, the answer's no. Well, what about it? You know what? I had a very close call recently, actually. I wanted to watch Band of Brothers, and it was made in 2001, and I didn't know what to do. I was like...
And I decided I'm watching it. I'm on the first one and it's rough. I will say the quality is not there. We literally watched. Our podcast is better quality than these movies. I can't believe you guys watched it without me. It's kind of messed up. Oh yeah. Yeah we did watch it without you. My idea to watch it. That's another thing. Harper guess what happened like two nights ago. What?
Kate's like, Cash, you want to watch a movie? Like, yeah, I go in there. We sit down on our bed. It's like 10 o'clock at night. I start turning on the movie. Mav walks in and he goes, can I watch it with you guys? Mav gets in our bed. He gets in our bed. He watches the movie with us. He got in our bed right next to me and watched the movie. That's not what I said. I said, hey, do you guys want to watch a movie upstairs? That's what I said. Did you have your onesie on? Yeah.
No. I said, y'all will watch the movie upstairs. And y'all were like, we were thinking about watching. Or you said, we were going to watch the movie in here in a minute. And I was like, oh, okay. And then he started acting all sad, walking out of the room. And I was like, do you want to watch it with us? And he's like, I mean, you're offering. And he did. He got right in bed and watched the movie with us the entire night. Sounds like a kid. What? No. No.
I don't want to watch a movie by myself. It's not fun by myself. See, I don't get that. If I'm watching a movie, I genuinely don't care who the frick I'm with. I'm watching a movie. I'm not talking to you.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, when people are like, I don't, like, you want to come to the movies, like, don't watch them by myself. I hate watching them by myself. We actually. Going to the movies alone is perfectly normal. I've watched so many by myself and I'm over it. Oh. Well, we watched a movie yesterday that actually did start with 19. It was 1986. Oh, my gosh. No. What was it? It was called, it's a Stephen King movie called Stand By Me. Stand By Me? The one where the kid, the kid's like, y'all want to see a dead body? And then they go and they try to find the kid's body. Yeah.
It was cute. Cute? I mean, it's supposed to be a comedy, but it was like these four 12-year-old boys going to look.
Dead body. I love like coming of age. That's not is that coming of age is finding a dead body coming of age I don't think that one is I don't know, but I love coming of age movies Yeah, she is really good Thanks I watched the movie because I was on my phone the entire time doing emails and just listening to it in the background She's like you watched that one and you liked it and now she thinks I'm okay to watch movies made in 19th not watching movies made in the 1900s not doing Baby
Wait, is that the 1900s? Wait, when you have nightmares, do you walk downstairs to Cash's? 1900s? Yeah, I guess. When he has nightmares? Yeah. He has before. He has come down to our room. Have I what? When he has... Yeah. When you have nightmares, do you walk down to Cash and Kate's room? He does. What? No. No.
Nightmares I like to aim you came in our room you were knocking on the floor right next to us Okay
He wouldn't tell us. It was so scary. He wouldn't tell us what the nightmare was. Oh, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Matt, he knows it, too. He's so bad. He never told us. So scary, I couldn't put it into words. He never told us why he was scared. Maybe it was a nightmare. Maybe he heard something in his closet. I don't know. But you came down, and you were scared. And you wanted to sleep next to us. You're a liar. No, I'm not a liar. Admit that you're lying. I don't even go down to my mom's room anymore. Admit that you're lying. I'm not. Okay. Kate's the one that exposed you. Don't blame me. Kate, admit you're lying. I'm obviously lying.
obviously lying oh what i'm not gonna lie you would lie you pass it over to me you started the lie well exactly so i ended it so he hasn't gone down to y'all's room no but it's funny there was this one time which just happened a couple of times but like when he's sick we have a lot of the medicine in our bathroom so he'll like come to our door and we sleep not gone 2 a.m like
And I'm like, what do you want? And he's like, do you guys have any medicine for my stomach? I remember, I don't know. It was so weird. He like knocked on the door because it was locked and Cash gets out of bed and Mav is like hunched over in our doorway and he's like, he's like about to fall over. He's like,
I don't know what's going on. It hurts so bad, bro. I just need medicine. And I was like, oh my gosh, I should play the video. I was like, I'm gonna die. Oh my gosh. I have the best video in the entire world. Harper, you're gonna love this. You know that trend where guys, where girls are like,
When guys get sick, they're so dramatic. I was done. Listen, me and Cash were both. He was being dramatic too, and he didn't record himself being dramatic. But we weren't even being dramatic. We were both sick. We had the flu. Listen, I just think it's funny because that trip. Wait, when was it? A few days ago? Yeah, like last week.
This is my favorite video in the entire world. Let me see. Literally, when Matt was sick... I want you to know, Cash does not talk like that to me. Like, I've never heard him complain like that. Ever. Even when we were all deathly sick. Bro. I'm not complaining like this. When we were deathly sick, I felt like I was the only one that wasn't complaining. Alright, y'all are gonna love this. Listen to this. He came up, he said, how you feel? He goes, I feel like trash. How do you feel? Yeah, listen to this. He baited me. Wait. I was just...
- He woke me up for this. - Stop talking! - Was that his voice? - He woke me up for this. - Well he was sick, so he's-- - I woke up and coughed. - Really? - I fell asleep on the bathroom floor at one point. - Really? On the floor? - Uh huh. - 'Cause you know when you are like nauseous and you find a spot and you're like, I don't move, I don't feel nauseous right here. You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- Just let me sleep. - No way, no way. - I fell asleep on the bathroom floor. I'm half awake and you're like, "Wake up. "How you feeling?" I'm like, "I didn't sleep last night." - So you can make as much fun as you want for Kate crying when she's sick,
But you do that, which arguably is worse. Arguably is worse. I didn't do any. I literally, when I was sick, I didn't complain hardly at all. I don't think I complained at all. What about the video I just played? What? I wasn't complaining. You came in there and was asking me. Okay. And I wasn't even complaining. Yeah. You asked if you said, what did you do? Are you okay? He said. So you're on his side with this? Yes. You think that video is fine? Yeah. Okay. Wow.
What? Yeah, you asked, he responded. How are you feeling? No, that's crazy. It would be complaining if he didn't respond. You gotta be a man, like in Band of Brothers. And say, hmm. And you gotta be like, I mean, I'm sick, but I'll get over it. Not, I just can't move, and I fell asleep on the bathroom floor. It wasn't that, it's that you woke me up, I'm laying in bed like, yeah, I couldn't, I didn't sleep last night. And you're like, keep asking me questions, I'm like, yeah, I asked you one question, and you opened up like a book.
You opened up like a book. Cash was like, if you're a man, you can't throw up. You can't be nauseous. You can't. And if you are, don't let anyone know that you're nauseous. The difference is this. You can throw up. It's fine. You can be a man and throw up, right? Everyone throws up. Not a 12-inch sonic thing. This is what? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, exactly. I threw up on the pot, right? That happened? In your...
Maverick would throw up and then he would post a half face picture on Snapchat like just threw up not feeling too well to be honest. I would not post that. Why would I post that? When would I post that? Never. I don't know what the win and the why is but you do
Never. Never happened. That's what we're asking. It's never happened. Not that Maverick's the type of guy to... You are. You are. You're just that type of guy. Yeah. Y'all just like to make stuff up that would know. Y'all just like to pick on me. And it's fine. It's fine. Like, listen. I'm sure Harper does that, but that's okay. She's a 14-year-old girl. No, I don't do that, actually. Oh, yeah, right. I bet if I went through your... I never post on my main story. I bet if I went through your... Okay, I didn't say your main. Okay.
- Like what story though? - It doesn't matter what story. - Like a very, very, very private story? - Sure. - Maybe I'll be like, I would be like, I would like be like, I just threw up stomach acid, swipe up, swipe up to see the video.
I have the video. No way. Why were you videoing yourself throwing up? Well, I mean, what other thing would I do? Throw up? I don't know. I don't know how you do that. Throwing up freaks me out. No, it was just stomach acid. I had acid reflux. What the heck is stomach acid? It hurts really bad. You know when your stomach's sloshy? No, that's milk. That's what happens when I drink milk.
I can move like that and my stomach sauce is everywhere. No, no, it's the stomach acid is what breaks down your food. Yeah. Oh, you know how like in cartoons when they like somebody gets swallowed and then they're like floating in a pool of green stuff. Yeah. That's like the stomach acid. Yeah. I've seen that. Yeah. Nice. Do you, uh, how has, how has school been?
I'm not ready to go back. Not ready to go back? Oh, you haven't gone back yet? No. Tomorrow.
I'm taking an everything shower tonight, and I'm just never going to think about anything again. Oh, my gosh. I hate everything showers. Oh, my gosh. He complains so much over his everything shower. You know what an everything shower is. You're the one who lays on the bottom of the shower. When you got to shave, and you shampoo, and conditioner. He's the one that lays on the bottom of the shower for about five hours, right? Yeah. That's after my everything shower. Wiped out, man. I take about...
Monthly to a monthly he takes it like every three weeks. I'm trying to find the main I call them maintenance showers The worst showers like it's like ah maintenance stays here my razor my toothbrush You know how he is really bad dandruff
Ooh. Okay. No, they did, but I know now. Yeah, guys. Hey, did y'all hear I had bad dandruff? No way. Thanks, Kate. Sorry. Gotta go take a remaining shower after this.
- No, because I have a scalp scrub that helps with the dandruff. And so I said, you have to start using this honey. Like that's going to help the dandruff. So he's so mad. He has an extra step in his shower routine. Why don't you tell them your shower routine? - No, you don't want to hear about it. - Wait. - No way. - The fact that you have a shower routine bothers me. I don't want one. - What? - But I have bad dandruff, Mad. If you had bad dandruff, you'd have to create one too. And I have to use this scrub stuff. And then listen to this. Y'all are going to get kicked out of this. I have to shampoo.
Then shampoo you shampoo twice. I should have had you twice. That's what hair stylists tell you to do you're supposed to Yeah, yeah, no, so I use the scrubs. I feel my hair your hair once a month. That's it Oh, I know I use the scrub stuff shampoo rinse out or scrub stuff rinse out shampoo rinse out shampoo rinse out conditioner
Conditioner rinse out bro, and it is under the reason that I say are freaking disappearing. No. Yeah, that's Japan in the whales um the way me but the whales Japan when the whales like doing some of the ocean no, but they're probably using them for shampoo or something. Oh, I'm thinking about show like where they're chasing down the whales What I do know
is you have a problem in the shower no you do not need to be freaking shampooing yes you do maverick you the first shampoo gets all because your hair has like grease and dirt and gross stuff that builds up so you shampoo your hair once and that gets rid of it and then you shampoo again again and that's what like actually cleans your scalp that time and when you shampoo twice your hair doesn't get as dirty i'm trying to find i'm trying to find every single hairstylist in the world says that do you hear those words what hairstylist found it
Let me see. On what? It's disgusting. Okay, I don't want to see it, actually. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. No, I changed my mind. Why'd you ever look for it? No, I don't. I'm good. Why'd you ever look for it for so long? There's three. Ew. Yeah, I'm good. Wait, did you just like set your phone up? Yeah. Oh my gosh. No, I did this. I did. She's selfie-ed it. Yeah. That was that. Okay.
All right, part two is coming next. Yeah, it was so bad because that night my stomach and I, my mom laid in my- Did you do a POV, Mo? Like put it on your forehead. I know, but no, but like the thing is, I asked for my mom to come upstairs. You got a .5 yourself. No, yeah. No, but my mom came upstairs. No, .5 in yourself though. That's terrible. Imagine you get a head now. Ew.
No, but my mom came upstairs and laid in my bed with me for about three hours because, um, cause I had to be, I was standing up like mom, what was I doing? You don't remember? No, no. Cause I was out of it. Yes. Oh, um,
You guys probably can't hear this. I was saying... Sorry, no. Why are you yelling at her? Because she can't hear us. Oh. That's what Cash said. No, no, but... Oh, no, I was saying the pod can't hear, so I was narrating. Oh, oh, oh. No, but what's it called? Wasn't I, like, standing up? You were standing up for what? On my bed. Why? Because it hurt so bad. And my throat was burning. And I...
You know when you have a throw-up burp? Did you cry? Almost, but I'm a strong girl. Congratulations, Harper. That was kind of some shade thrown. I don't know if it was purpose shade, but it was accidental shade. But it's still shade. I literally don't care. Crying when you're sick is a normal thing to do. If y'all do this, does y'all's legs start to shake? What the? You're faking that. No, I'm not. Do it, man. I can't.
He's faking it. No, you're faking it. He's faking it. No, that's real cash. No, it's not. Try it. It does shake. What the? What? You guys got that... Parkinson's? Yeah. That's what that looks like. Try it. You don't let it go shake. Sorry.
Okay, Grandpa. I gotta go to a stretch expert, and I need to ask them how to stretch this muscle right here. Okay. What? Because I get cramps there every time I work out, and I don't know how to stretch that muscle. Well, first, you just have to... You don't know how to do it. No, literally, I do, because did you know that one time when I popped my hips on the podcast? Oh, my leg doesn't. No, you have to, like, really, like...
You've got to get it up high enough. No, just cramp. Just the cramp. Cash would be the one person who can't do it. And then it starts hurting really bad?
Yeah, it's like painful. Ow, my feet hurt. They started like... Do you remember that video of that kid doing the monkey bars? And he was like... Oh, no. I love his videos. He's so good. He was about to do the monkey bars in his mom's video and he goes, put it on three minutes just in case. He like grabs the animal bars and like smacks the ground. And he's on camera though, so instead of acting like it hurts, he goes...
Oh, that really hurt. And he had like the biggest smile. It was so funny. Actually, I love his videos. I have no connection. Wait, are you looking for it? Yeah. Mal decided to upgrade our Wi-Fi. Oh my gosh.
And when he upgraded our Wi-Fi, it got downgraded. Yeah, it doesn't work as good now. First of all, I don't know why you try to fix something that's not broken. It wasn't good. The Wi-Fi ran great. And now ever since Matt fixed it, our Wi-Fi improved. I'll prove you all my Wi-Fi. Look at this. The range is not very good. I get nothing all day long. I agree. But listen, it's not my fault.
I used to get stuff. It's not my fault. I just called them and told them to up us to the next plan. But why were you upping the plan? Our plan was great. Because I wanted faster internet. It was slow. That's where selfishness gets you, my friends. Our internet was fine. Okay, you want to see it? Yes. This is funny. It's actually, I always randomly remember this video. Wait, don't take my attention. Okay. Me? Ow. Ow.
He goes to my school. He does not go to your school. Yeah. He's not in school. That's a lie. Why? Because he's like 20. Oh. I could see from that. Whoa. You just blinked with one eye. What?
He's right! Alex always tells me that! That math can blink with one eye! Did you just make that- No. No. No. What? It's like a doll. I've never noticed that in my entire life. He was just looking at it. Hey, hey, hey. Watch the ad that he does on the podcast. Yeah. Oh, no. He was just- He was like, look in my direction. He went-
That's crazy. Yeah, why would you do the one eye? That seems very inefficient. You'd have to go double as blinking. You're like... He never blinked with the other eye. Yeah, he never did. I do blink. You don't blink with the other one? I do, I do. No, I just... It's just sometimes I blink with this one extra. He did it again.
He goes, I'm not going to lie. On the teleprompter, I can't read and blink at the same time. He's like trying to read it. He reads it, but he's like, he's rotating eyes. That's what I have to do when I'm on the teleprompter. So when I do the ads, the teleprompter is like right there and I'm like,
Alex is like, we can't post it if you're not. You can't blink like that. You just got to not blink for 60 seconds. People are going to get scared. So then I'm sitting there like, watch the ads. Oh my gosh. I've never seen you do that ever. I've never noticed it until this very moment when you did it. Yeah, you looked at me and went.
I can't do that cuz like like I have to like like I have to Like I can't raise this eyebrow, but like he does he just is like he's gonna do this Yeah, oh No, do it Look at you. What are you doing? You know the eyebrow raised one eyebrow. No, we all look mad when we do it. So let's try to look happy. Oh
Wait. I got you, I got you. Wait, what? Ready? Ready, ready, ready. Let me get my hair out of the way. Wait, wait, what was that? Is my forehead big? No. Your forehead is so much lighter compared to the rest of your face. Ready? Well, it never sees the sun. All right, here we go. Oh, no. Let's try to look sad.
Okay, wait try to do normal case. How do you raise one eyebrow? I've never raised the other one now raise to no lower Okay, not now lower one. No No, lower one do it right? No, just do this and then keep it the same. No. No, just one. I thought I can't do this. Oh
Too much plastic surgery. You can't do that. It'll suck. I have no plastic surgery. Wait. Like, just like do this and then... I can't do the other one though. Can y'all do the other one? Sorry. Sorry, Kim. She's so funny. She's got to win Botox. You can't do it. I'm 19. Yep.
Yeah. 19-year-olds don't get Botox. Yeah. Preventative, they call it. No, I literally, like... Wait, Kate, when you're older, are you going to get Botox? I don't know. I am. We all know that girl. It's like 18 and she's getting preventative Botox. Preventative Botox? Yes. Have you seen that? That's a thing? They do it, bro.
What is it? They get Botox. I know girls that get Botox at like 17, 18 years old. They're getting Botox. To prevent them from needing Botox. Yeah. That's the point of that. You want Botox to prevent you from getting Botox? It's supposed to prevent you from getting wrinkles and stuff. So that's Botox. Yeah. So why is it just Botox? I got that as a baby.
No, you did it. You got Botox? Yeah. I don't think so. I actually have a primitive photo. Yeah. So I could keep a baby face. Pre-Botox. It worked. No, actually, I was just thinking, Harper, you look old. Oh, really? You look like you're getting so much older. Oh, I hope we don't get copyrighted. Yeah, ever since we met you like 11 months ago.
11 not 12 ever since we met you 11 months ago. You definitely grew up a lot. Yeah, I did Yeah, you were like actually a child a year ago now now you're growing a bigger child. Yeah I'm even bigger one. No wait Let me see No, I actually in the same exact size Urban Outfitters ease. How did you know? No, not just cuz how'd you know that? It's just a guess
He's awesome. You didn't just guess that, Matt. How'd you know it? I just guessed. Because he secretly shops there. Tell me something. What? For a girlfriend? Yeah. Oh, actually? Yeah. Which one? One, two, or three? Three. Oh, I was thinking the pink one, the blue one, or the... The pink one. You didn't get the pink one? No. You have the pink one. You wore it, I thought.
Oh, I think I wore a different one from Urban Outfitters or something like that. I don't know, though, but I'm looking for my first... Oh, no. Actually, I don't want to sit right here, so I'm just going to take your chair. Why was it... Why was it juicy? You probably guys didn't even hear that one because that was an interesting sound. No, that was best. But...
Oh, gosh. Okay. I definitely heard it. You heard it? I heard it. And it's in my ears. Well, I hope you guys heard it then. You're the lucky ones. Matt, would you like to fire your mic? No. I think I want to end the podcast. No, don't. No, don't. No. Okay. Bye, guys. No, don't click off. Are they actually clicking off?