I Caught A Kiddnapper!
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We're driving down the highway and all of a sudden this truck just goes and then just goes side to side and starts like hitting the gas going left right braking hard. It's a miracle the truck didn't flip. And then the guy like finally pulls over on the right side of the road and we pull over on the left and this girl is trying to wave us down in the passenger seat. She's like sobbing crying. We're like wait don't say yet.

Someone told me I had the confident like they complimented my confidence. Yo, what does that even mean? It's not good She goes she was doing my makeup and she goes, you know, what's the prettiest thing about you is that you have a lot of confidence That's exactly what she meant I was like, oh

Thank you. That's kind of crazy to say. No, that was like, she's a mean girl. Speaking of confidence. Wait, wait, okay. And makeup. Let me say what I was going to say. She confident. No, sorry. So Kate has been doing the keto diet now for a while. Oh my gosh. And tell us here the results.

I have not lost any weight. Okay. Wait, are you trying to? No, I just like assumed that that would come with it. And I was like, still hasn't hit. Yeah, no, I maybe have lost like five pounds, but I always like, well, you always like bounce between like, I feel like I always bounce between like five, like five pounds. Yeah, I do too. So when I was on like the, like now,

Now I'm on like the low end of the five pounds and I just like have not lost anything since. But I didn't I didn't start the diet to lose or to lose weight. I started it to like fix my hormone imbalance with the PCOS and which I have the same hormone imbalance home.

homework imbalance hormone imbalance so now she's dragged me to her sad way of life but i will say i've been doing it for about two and a half weeks now and there has been is your confidence better wow oh what gut punch oh sorry it's too soon think about laney i got you on keto

You got me on keto? Yeah. Actually, no, sorry. A girl on TikTok got you on keto. You almost got me in the cemetery. Yeah, that is true. No, I scroll on TikTok and this random TikTok girl, I don't think she's a doctor or anything. She's a doctor. No. I did research on her. I'm so good. She was like, keto fixes PCOS. Yeah, no, I've heard that. I just was like, it's kind of like a last resort for me. Yeah.

Yeah. But here we are, so. Anyways, guys, welcome back to the episode. If you didn't watch the last episode. I have a spray tan. He's over that conversation, apparently. You got a fancy looking skirt on. How much did I pay you? Like two mil? It's like two mil. If you didn't watch the last episode. And how much do I have? The last is that. Okay, I want to introduce her. A dollar? Oh, a dollar. I have a dollar. I have a dollar. A dollar.

I know that's pretty good. I mean he like wearing none. He like wearing none. He can wear a little bit of tongue change. Anyways, introducing our sister Lainey Randall. Everybody clap. Yes, yes, yes. Guys, by looking like this and everybody's going to be like, why does she look so orange in the shorts?

Well, I got a spray tan, okay? Yeah, so she asked for it. Every time I get a spray tan, I feel like... We certainly did not turn the saturation up on her shorts. No. Yeah, I hope they make the saturation max. I hate when they do that. Michael and Maya, please don't do that. No, you know what's crazy? Wait, did you know he's here? Yep. It'd be like the Oompa Loompa. No, I didn't. Wait, wait, did you actually not...

No, he's here. Kate told me about it, but I kind of forgot. Dude, Harper walked in. Mom and Dad walked in. Lainey walked in. Everybody walked in. Me too. Straight past Michael and did not see him. He sits there editing in the corner. I sensed a being, but I didn't know it was him. Me too. I sensed a being. I was like, is that the new editor? Oh, no. What? What?

Zach lands in like 30 minutes. Did that hurt? Did that really hurt? What? Zach lands in 30 minutes and I was, yes, that did hurt. Okay. Wait, everyone's coming in tonight? Well, I told him that Alex or me would pick him up. Well, that's awkward. He might have to wait just a little bit longer. Oh, that's kind of sad. Don't make him wait.

uh oh what are we gonna do just get a pay for an uber stranded I make people wait at the airport all the time I know I literally was telling yeah today also Michael our editor who apparently nobody sees but senses him um

I'm going to the airport today. I'm in the airport. And I was like, bro, have you landed? It's like an hour after he's supposed to land. I was an hour late. I was like, man, I'm surprised this man hasn't called me. I called him. I was like, dude, did you land? He's like, yeah. Are you, where are you at? He's like waiting for you. I was like, dude, why didn't you call me or anything? He goes, I called Mav. And I was like, is Mav on the way to pick you up? He goes, yep.

that's great because I'm at the airport. And I was like, you texted both of us what time to pick you up? And he goes, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, he goes, I knew y'all would be late. I was like, oh, dang. You know what? He had a plan A and a plan B. That's a man that knows you two. Yeah. We were both in hours.

So let me get this straight. Michael and Maya had two chauffeurs and Zach has none. He used up his chauffeurs. I don't know why we called him Michael and Maya all of a sudden. Where is everyone sleeping tonight? Because we just had a bunch of people show up. I'm sleeping with you. Are y'all sleeping at Laney and Garrett's? She's there with me. We've got four guys. No, Michael, Ricky, and Zach. Ricky's not here. He has a hotel.

Oh. I'll just sleep here. Okay. Harper's not going home tonight. Yeah, you can stay here if you want. Guys, also, if y'all didn't watch last episode, I highly recommend. Last episode, I shot Laney with an arrow. There was near-death experiences. The hole in the wall. Actually, like, now that I'm thinking about it, she could have died. Yeah. No. She could have. We had a safety meeting after the last episode. Literally, Sister Dead, you jailed. That's what was about to happen. Yeah. Dad and me and you are going to have to have another jail talk. Apparently. Yeah.

And a safety talk. Which we should really have right now. As many big weekends as our family has had, I think me dead, Cash in jail, and Maverick married might take the cake as the craziest weekend in the Baker family. Wow, that would be crazy. Lainey would be...

Go ahead and finish that sentence. Lainey would be gone. I would be in prison. In juvie. Juvie? Boy, you're a 32-year-old man. Yeah. And Maverick would be getting married at the altar. But I don't know why, but if I got us into jail right now, I'd be like, y'all sent me to juvie, right? Imagine if people... Sorry, this is going to make mom cry. Imagine if people had to choose between going to my funeral and Maverick's wedding. Oh, my gosh.

Cash comes out and he's like, nobody showed up for me.

You promised I'd have a good family. Not even his wife, because his wife's not picking that one either. Listen, I come from a good family. They would be here, okay? They just had something come up. In sickness and health, unless you shoot your sister in the head with an arrow. I'm actually plotting about what would happen if Lainey actually did get killed. I know that Kate would be like, no, no, no. I mean, I would hope. And then Cash would be like, he might have gotten

I feel like Maverick would have been the one to go into like fighter. Like he would be the fight in the fight. Pull the arrow out of your head. Yes, he would have. Of the people in this room, I think it would be you. Anyways, welcome back to the episode.

Cash said something he shouldn't have said. Yeah, he did. Harper said something. No, I didn't. This was all you, bud. Mav and Harper said something bad. We got to believe them again. No. Cash is talking about arrows. Anyways, yeah, I shot Lainey in the head. With an arrow? With a bow and arrow. You want to play tug-of-war?

tug of war she pulled the string out of the hoodie last episode you asked what our childhood was like this is a pretty good representation i think except i never let them do that before you think if i shot you with an arrow in the head yeah i think i'm gonna try to rescue you no

I think... Cash would just be in shock. He'd be holding the aircon. Yeah, that's so true. But I feel like, yeah, Kate would have been, like, crying or freaking out. No, Kate would, like, get up and go, no. Cash would have just, like, been in shock and not, like, moved. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

I killed my sister. First of all, even if you got shot in the head with that arrow, it wouldn't have went through your skull. What? Unless it hit your eyeball. So just permanent brain damage. No, no, no. I think it's gone through the skull. No, I don't know what happened. That was not... I could shoot this thing right here, and it's not penetrating it. Okay, that's a little stronger than a skull. No, it's not. If I hit this, that's getting dented before my head. You...

I was so calm too because I thought no chance he's going to pull it. Yeah, the calmness was incredible. Yeah, well, I think if I shot that with like a .22, I don't think it would go through that. But I think if I shot you, it would go through you. This is literally just a metal water bottle. It's seriously not that. No, we tried to. We're not hyping up your water bottle. It's seriously not that big of a deal. I have a game.

What's your game? Okay, it's you versus Harper, Kate, and Lainey in tug-of-war. What? All three of us against him? We don't have a rope. We have a shoelace. We can use me. You know, we have an extension cord. That sounds like we're gonna get electrocuted. No, we can use anything. I'm not playing tug-of-war. Grab a hoodie. Tie some hoodies together or something. Dude, we're gonna break the extension cord. This looks like a...

Tortured. Hang on! Intro. Come on up there! Okay. I don't want to play. Really? I think I want to bet on the girls. Is it the girls or him? Why do you keep touching my athletic abysses? This is... What is that? Who plays tug of war on their knees? Getting grounded. Yeah, that's so facts. What are they, gonna be an anchor? That one can't pull us over. They're playing tug of war on the ground. No, you guys have to stand up. This is a stride we've never seen before.

- No, no, I'm excited to see how they pull you. I'm really excited. - Yo, how are you gonna walk backwards? - Where's the line of stands? - My shoe is the line. - Okay. - I think we'll just start. - I feel left out. - Can I be the line? - Three, two, one, go. - They're just laying down. - Oh no, Cash. Oh no. Oh, Kate.

Next time, stand up. That was the worst strategy ever. That was pretty embarrassing. That was crazy. I bet y'all's hands all hurt. Yeah, no, no, no. That was an interesting rope, man. Were you even trying? Yeah. Harper, you look like, how do you feel right now? Your spray tan has gotten darker since you got here. You look like you ate too many vitamins. Your spray tan has gotten darker since you got here.

But you ate all the Flintstone gummies, didn't you? Oh, yeah. I did eat all the Flintstone gummies. They were good. He had to go to the hospital. Yeah. I thought he was going to die. Did you actually eat all the Flintstone gummies? He ate like half the bottle. Yeah, my parents sent me to the hospital and they said, don't worry. He's just very healthy now. You know, speaking of lanyard. Wait, I think we already talked about it.

What were you going to say to me? Me almost dying. You almost dying? From the bug? Oh. Yeah. We did talk about that. What were you going to say, Kate? Oh, I was going to ask Harper about this last week at school. You know, we didn't shoot for about a week. We were out of town. And while we were gone. Fucking on my ride. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm relaxing. While we were gone, Harper, you got Homecoming Queens?

You could say that. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Wait, did you actually? Yes, I did. I got homecoming duchess or whatever. Duchess. Duchess. That's great. Yeah, you could say I got. You're Dutch? I like Dutch bros, just like Ricky.

Wait, I'm so confused. How did you know Ricky likes Dutch Bros? Because you post about it on your Snap Story every day. I do? No, not actually, but like... Oh, I did one time post about how Ricky got us Dutch Bros and he like forced me to try it. Bro, you have a memory. I remember seeing Ricky. What's my middle name? No way you don't know his middle name. Wait, wait, wait.

All this time and she doesn't know his middle name. This is why you weren't invited to the wedding. Yeah, I know. Wait, does Kinsey know your middle name? No, she learns it at the altar. We don't believe in learning middle names before marriage. What's your middle name again? Do you know Kate? Kate Marie Baker. Oh yeah, that's your username. She would never know Cash's. Cash Cheesy Baker. That's close.

I'll take it. Chester? Chester? That was an educated guess. I like Chester. I don't like Chester. He looks like a Chester. You do look like a Chester. Yeah. I don't even know that. Chester likes his cheese. Chester likes his cheese. Wait, Matt, do you know Harper's Middle name? Yeah. What? Because I filled out a lot of forms for you. No, you haven't. No, I haven't. I have. Yeah. Yeah.

I was trying to get myself out of a hole. Okay, so it is... In what form would you need to fill out that you need a middle name? Harper... It's not Ray, is it? No, no, no. Don't guess it. I know Kato's it. I know it. Harper... It's Harper Sky or Zomer. No, it's an easy... You got a basic name. I know it. Let me know when you're ready. Cash, James.

Oh. Close. Jaden. Wow. Wow, near miss. His name is James. Maverick James? No. Wait, if you could pick a name that's not your own, what would it be? James is his first name. Oh, I've always said I'm naming my kid Cash Money Baker. He looks like a James.

And I've always said I will not give my kid the middle name Money. Cash Money Baker. Cash Money Baker. I mean, that just rolls off three words. Cash Money Baker Jr. You're known by his first and middle name. Because you can't just say, it has to be Cash Money. I had so many people in my life call me Cash Money anyway. That's so true. Might as well be Cash Money Baker. Actually, you might have to name your kid that. You might have to do that. Or you can name it like,

Like, that kid from TikTok. You can guess my middle name now if you want. I don't think we know. What is your middle name? You could just do different currencies from around the world. Oh, my gosh. It's a gyro. Like, gyro. Oh, my gosh. Gyro. I look cute. Oh, my gosh. I look like it actually. Wait, no one told you? Yes. You could totally name your kids Zen. No, I'm kidding. Harper, you look fine. Oh, I literally, I can't believe I, like, uh.

You should try keto. Keto fixes everything. I've had so many people tell me, like, my skin looks so better. It does. And I haven't asked people. I haven't been like, does my skin look better? You didn't get humbled today. Only I did. And I have been humbled before. So, yeah. Oh, guys. I got a great story. I've been waiting to hear this. Wait, what were you going to ask me? I had a great one. I missed the homecoming thing. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Anything else with homecoming? Yeah, I can wait. It's fine.

before we talk about how being cast saves the entire world now don't leak it okay sorry the info this is my dress for homecoming maverick is notorious for leaking the info like really listen when we were kids we would get people birthday presents and like one year we got my dad a flashlight for father's day and we're all chilling like we've had this gift for weeks and no we've never just said anything nope literally picked it up from walmart that moment

Okay, that's probably more accurate, actually. Yeah, we did. Okay, so then we got the gift. We're in the car. And Cash and I are like, oh, you know, we got him a gift. We got a good gift for my dad. I mean, come on. We just got it at Walmart. The door to the car had not shut. My dad is in the car. Dad's in the car. Maverick goes, Dad, we got you a gift you're really going to love. In fact, it's going to light up your world. And Dad goes, oh, it's a flashlight. And we were like, gosh darn it. Maverick! Maverick!

Every time! You ruin everything! You ruin everything! He's actually such a brat with gifts, man. I got him one year when I was like seven or eight. I saved up my own money from working hard. And I went to the store, got him a big bouncy ball that had blue glitter in it. And I gave it to him. And he was like, that's it?

Crap. No. That's bull. You know that's bull. No. You got me that and I was eight. And bouncy balls were Cash's main form of love. I collected bouncy balls. And the fact that I gave you one and didn't add it to my collection is huge. No, he was cheap. He was a cheapskate. That's what he was. Cheapskate. Yeah, I got him a nice gift and then he gave me a dollar ball. What did you get him at 10 years old?

I don't know, but Norfolk got me something and he got me a 99 cent ball. All I'm saying is that there's like so many pictures on Christmas morning of Cash running and giving me a hug for what I got him. You never gave me a hug. No. What? Yeah, you're an ungrateful receiver. My mom literally... Because he's Simon. Yeah. You're so right. This is impractical and I'm never going to use this. What?

I would never say that. Yes, you did. I did say that. Grandma bought you khakis. She did. Grandma bought him khakis for his birthday. He goes, well, not going to wear these. Throws them behind his head. No. Yes. Oh, or what about the Christmas where mom put a lot of work into all of our gifts? And then at the end of opening gifts, she's like, did you guys all love what you got for Christmas? And Maverick goes,

I've had better years. Mom, you want to come here? Come here, Mom. How did that make you feel? So, like, how many examples was this now? Okay, it's a couple, but it doesn't matter. I'm a changed man. Okay? Poor Kenzie. No, we're fine. You're fine. No, I'm not. We can move on. What's wrong, Harper? I look, I can't. You're fine. Just put the hood up. No, I need to turn around this way.

around this you need you need the hoodie strings that like can you know yeah that'll help put the hood up that way yeah there you go where's this goat she's turning it around yes that is so much better you're right harper yeah now you look like slenderman that i actually did see it easier on the eyes no harper i thought you looked really good i can try you know i feel

for all women's beauty it's a trust the process thing actually true story I was in a fashion show one time and like there's all these beautiful outfits wow like he just bombshells that yeah this one time I was in a fashion show no listen this is not a good story because there's all these beautiful outfits and they're like assigning each model a look and they give me this outfit and then I'm like oh this is cute and then at the end they put a mask over my face none of the other models got a mask over their faces it was just me

I said we love the way it looks on your body, but we're going to fix the face. Your face is not working for us with this look. That's crazy. That is really harsh. I thought you got booked for your beauty. You're like, oh, everyone's wearing. Oh, no, it's too big. Okay, so you need to wear the Halloween mask. The Halloween line. Oh, that's crazy. I was like 16. Barbara, you get in there? If you see me smile, run.

Okay, okay, I'm done. I'm sorry. All right. No, wait, you have to get my story. Wait, we got it. Okay, fine. I have been waiting for a week. Well, four or five days. I know, we got home and he's like, I got this great story I got to tell you on the podcast. Yeah. It's actually incredible. Kenzie's been dying for me to tell her, too. And like we said, Maverick leaks everything. It's a miracle he hasn't leaked it yet. He's serious. It's a miracle. And we haven't told Kate, Kenzie, Harper, nobody. Yeah. Okay? And we have... You guys...

Oh my gosh. Just tell the story. We're gonna start because you're not gonna believe it. You're not gonna believe it. We're gonna tell you the story and y'all are gonna say whatever that didn't happen. But it did. And we got some of it on tape. Yes we got it on. You have to swear that this is true. We have some on tape. Pinky promise. Pinky's. I'll touch your hand. She never touches my hand because she's scared of my words. This is bull crap. Aww.

It could be contagious. It could. We don't know because no one touches it. I've never touched a stand either. At the live show, you'll dive me up. She did say that once. And it's coming. Well, the live show's probably already happened. Yeah, somebody's got to shut that out of the audience. The tour's coming up soon. Anyways, the story, guys. This is incredible. And y'all are good. Okay, I'm just going to say it. No, no, no. You're making this painful. Okay, fine, fine.

Me, my dad, and Maverick are driving down the highway back from Colorado. Some unsung heroes, you might say. Yeah. We're unsung right now, but we're about to make us sung. Yeah, okay. Maybe a movie made about us. No, this is... Literal movies will be made about us. It will be. And we're driving down the highway, and all of a sudden this guy... It's like just that little highway that you would expect. You would never expect this. Not many people on it.

And this truck just goes, and then just goes side to side and starts like hitting the gas, going left, right, braking hard. It's a miracle the truck didn't flip. Yeah. Wait, like a semi truck? No, like a single cab pickup. Oh, okay. And the truck is just, it was like braking and then speeding up. Kind of ghetto looking, you know? And then we see an arm waving out the side.

Yeah, it was good. It was me. When I first saw Cassian Madden, I was like, no! But it wasn't a high wave. No, it was waving arms like this. Yes. Like the balloons? Stop. Yeah, like the balloons at the gas station. Were they murdering somebody? Hey!

And so he pulls up the guy like finally pulls over on the right side of the road and we pull over on the left and this girl is trying to wave us down in the passenger seat and she's like sobbing crying and she's trying to wave us down. And when I say pull over, I mean tire middle of the highway, tire screech, smoke everywhere. Yeah. The guy's like smoke of the tire. And we have it on video. We do have it on video. Oh, keep telling the story though. That's crazy. And then we're like,

We sit there for like two seconds. We're like, oh, shoot. Well, we pull over. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Well, when we pulled over, we kind of pulled over in front of him on the other side of the road. And we're like looking at him. And we're like, is this guy about to like throw some shade? Like throw some bullets? Like what's about to happen? We were scared a little bit. But we're like, we can see the girl. And she's like crying for help. And so we're like, what are we going to do? And then the guy, I think, looks at us. And we're coming back from Colorado. And he sees a giant elk head on the back of the truck. And he was like, nope. Nope.

He floored it back on the highway. No way. We just have an elk antlers out the back of our stuff, and he just takes off. He's like, they definitely have ammunition. They were like, follow him. So me, Matt, and my dad, we're all following around the highway. We call the cops on him, and he's swerving a little bit of stuff, and then he finally starts acting normal, and we keep following him. Well, he does it a couple more times. He pulls over to the side of the road, smoking tires, all this. And she's crying for her times. Was she getting kidnapped?

well just wait don't say yet and we call the cops and they're like okay yeah we're gonna get higher patrol out there whatever right we drive for 30 miles following this truck wow and no oh no ohp showed up no what did you call it oh that's oklahoma highway patrol which is where we were oh yeah we were yeah we're driving down the highway for 30 miles they never show up i call them back

They're like, oh, yeah, we already have that in the system, so they're still going to get out there. And I was like, okay, that's good. She's dying, but it's fine. She could be dead now. Yeah, don't rush. And then we finally get into this super small town that has literally two gas stations, and that's it. And I called, and I want to get in. Well, he pulls over for gas.

And I get there to the police department, and I'm like, hey, we're at this gas station. Literally, while I'm on the phone with him, like— Wait, does he notice that you guys are there? Yeah, he knows we're following him. But when we pull into the gas station, he first pulls up like he's going to go in the store. And we're, like, looking at him, like, and a dab rolls down the window. He's like, do you need help? Like, yelling at the lady. And the lady starts to try to, like, open her door, and he, like, throws it in reverse. And then, like, pulls quickly, like, skirts through the gas station up to the gas pump. Like, I don't know why. Skirts up to the gas pump.

And we're like, we're going to lose them. Yeah. And we were like, okay, what's going on? We got to lose these guys. And then right as he does that, the cops, they were quick that time, the ones we called. I mean, it was a super small town. The cops come in like, ah.

They've been waiting all night for something to happen in that town. Five cop cars drifting in, Tokyo Drift style, into the- I'm not even capitalizing. Blocking in his car. Oh. He gets out of his car and tries to walk in the gas station. Yeah. It's not him. It's like midnight. There's no one in the whole entire parking lot, just his car. These cops go, and like block his stuff. Oh my gosh. And he just gets out of the car and goes,

As they're going, officers. And he's like, oh, why me? He's like, me? Me? Oh, what's up? Oh my gosh. And anyways. I got part of that on video. No way. And then anyways, all the cops show up. There's like seven or eight cop cars and stuff. They arrested him for kidnapping. Oh.

Who was it he kidnapped? He was kidnapping this girl. And we were like, we stopped it. We did. You did not. We stopped the kidnapping. I'm soft heroes. Somebody would say. Wait, I need more details about this girl. Was she like a child? Was she an adult? It was his girlfriend.

Oh, okay. But they still charged him with kidnapping and some other stuff. So what had happened, though? Well, I don't know. Some sort of fight, whatever. And she wanted out of the car. And he wouldn't let her. And he wouldn't let her out. And...

Yeah, but the guy was like my age. Really? He wasn't very old. Yeah. No, he was pretty mad. Oh my gosh. He was pretty mad. Yeah, and afterwards, he's like yelling in the cop car, and then they're like, all right, you lose your window privileges. Do you have the video? Can I just see it? Dad, can you text me the video? I don't think we can show it, Mav. Why not? Okay, so say the kidnapper sees it, Mav. Okay, and now he kidnaps me. I don't want that to happen. It's fine. No, really, we got to show it.

No, don't show it. It might be. It's okay. You'd only have to survive like an hour in the car with him. And then the police would get there. It's about 30 miles. You gotta show the video. Well, no, don't show. You probably can't put it on the screen because if it's like an open trial and stuff, you could get in trouble with something like that. It's our footage. We can do whatever we want with it. I don't know if that's true. Thank you.

You have the footage though? Dad's sending it right now. Oh, let's go. Well, maybe like blur is... She's not the best at electronics, so it might take a little bit. Oh, yeah. Alex, blur the... Make sure the license plate's blurred. Alex, if you blur everything, I'm not sure there's a point in showing the video. You don't really have to, but... Yeah. So we...

Stopped a kidnapping. Yeah, I'm saying I'm proud of y'all. Yeah, thank you. Yeah for once other drivers on the road just kept driving Hands wait daylight out when you first saw it was like dusk. It was like becoming night. She's like this in the window Well, not doing the boogie on your phone dad if you have it well, I followed home a drunk driver Oh, yeah dropped it to you and then nothing happened after that. Oh

Wait, wait, ladies and unsung heroes. Let me see it on your phone, Dad. Hold on, wait. What did you say? Matt, he's getting it. What did you say? I followed home a drunk driver one time. Dude. Why? And I called the police. Good girl. And? You're a good girl. I love. Did they get arrested? We know an unsung hero as well. Good girl is a trigger word for me. Yeah, that's, I'm sorry I said that. I do not like that. There was this photographer I worked with one time when I was like a- A trigger word? Yes. Oh, was he giving you like Scooby Snacks? Yeah.

No, it was a woman. It was a woman. But every time I would like do a pose, she'd be like, good girl. Yeah, it was weird. That's so odd. That is kind of like gringy. We know an unsung hero. Good girl.

That's good. But do you know an unsung hero like us? No, I would say this one is a crazier unsung hero. Wait, you are? No, just someone we know. He's more unsung than you. Yeah. Wait, who do we know? I'm not saying any names, but we know somebody who was driving home and he saw a drunk driver, so he decided to call the cops on this drunk driver. You can say names. But he left out the part that he was also drunk driving. Stop.

So he called the cops on the drunk driver in front of him while he was intoxicated as well. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, he was just like, that guy's definitely more drunk than me. He should not be on the road. Yeah, he, no, I mean, he didn't get in trouble because he just, I mean, you gotta be, you gotta be out of it to call a drunk driver. No, there's a reason I don't, is that the window? Oh, you'll see in just a second, right here. Oh my gosh.

I wanna see it now too. Oh my gosh. Look at that. You guys are getting to watch it now. Oh my goodness. How do you feel? I haven't even seen it yet. Y'all are seeing it before me. You can see her. Oh my gosh. Okay, share it over here. Yeah, I'm like we're sitting in suspense. Trying to get help. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Wait. I want to see it. Oh my gosh, that's so sad. That's insane. This looks like a fake video. No, I'm serious. Oh, is this the dash cam footage? Yeah. Did y'all get to talk to the girl after? Yeah. Oh my gosh. How did he not flip that truck? Thank you so much. You can see it. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. What do you think they were talking about? Dude, that's what I wanted. Yeah, she's probably like, that extra 30 miles had to be kind of awkward. Can I get out now? I bet she wanted to go to Taco Bell and he wanted to go to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, and that's what happened. Heads butted. You know, I bet the argument started over something so small.

And next thing he knows, he's arrested. Or it started over something really big. Maybe what if he got so mad, he punched her in the face while she was driving. Maybe. You never know. All I know is that dude could have got himself killed and other people killed on the highway. That was just as bad, though. One time, me and him were in an argument over a TikTok video. Who? Huh? Who? Mav and Cash. Oh. They were in an argument. Me and Mav. We've talked about this before. Literally a whole thumbnail about it. It was pointless. It was stupid. He left me.

Outside and drove home. He abandoned me. At least I didn't kidnap you. I don't think that's quite as bad as whatever was going on in that video. I don't know. Child abetment's pretty bad. Yeah, one time you stole my car. No. You don't remember stealing my car? Yeah, but car theft is like the bottom of the totem pole on this list. His granddad saw that one. Yeah, that's not that bad. One time you hit him with a car. No, he hit me with a car. No. He probably hit me with one too. Yeah, during his music video. Guys, I actually... Yeah, he did hit me with a car. Same, same.

Saying that reminds me of, so today, yesterday I got back from New York and when I'm in New York, the people there don't like me for some strange reason. Kate, if I went with you, they would love you. No, just like, you know how New York is like, you know how New York is like, if you're in anyone's way, like they'd be lucky. Let me tell you why New York does not like you. Why? I think you offend New York a little bit. Because you're so pretty. Because she walks around with one hand out and one hand with Germ-X like everywhere she goes.

She's like, ah, somebody brushed my shoulder. Then as she shakes my hand, she's like, oh, it's so good to meet you. Along with her, I love New York, Cheryl. I'm not that dramatic, but I love Texas. No, you're not that dramatic. Okay, she made me hold on to the subway railing, and then she just clung to my body so that she wouldn't have to hold on to the railing.

all of us did that. Lainey just took one for the team. Lainey was just taking one. Lainey was just part of the subway and we were holding on to Lainey. That's exactly what it was like. I was like this and I got Kate on this side and Brooke on the other and they're just like holding hands. You are an upjunk hero. I know. I don't do it for the things but. If that train made an abrupt stop Lainey's arms are just not going to hold up man. Y'all chose the weakest one too.

I slowly feel like you're getting darker as the episode goes on. She is. It's developing. Wow. My face is getting darker. Her tan is developing, guys. I'm sorry. Why does New York not like you? Oh, so for many reasons. If you guys go watch my New York vlog, I vlogged the whole week and it was really fun. But-

At some point in the vlog, I'm just trying to give you a little update. I'm like, we're going to the store now. And the crosswalk, I was walking across the crosswalk and I completely eat it. On the video, you'll see it. You all just can't walk straight. No, I fell. Walking is easy. Oh, it was the day you were gone. Oh, I didn't see that. So I like face planted on the crosswalk and everyone like side-eyed me. Like you're on your stomach on the ground. Yeah, I like fell over and everyone just walked around me and like gave me dirty looks. You know what?

like all the ground in the street and everyone's like in New York I kind of want to be that what's his name dude that like pulls social experiments on people and like I want to I want to pretend to like pass out on the street and see if anybody actually stops to help me have you talked to Dax Lee oh yeah no it was that no it's an actual social experiment it's a show that's like what would you do or something and it's like she passes out on the street in New York like do you think anybody in New York would help you I think there's a very slim chance sorry to any of you guys

of you guys in New York. Are you on the phone right now? Now that I say that, one time something did actually happen to me and somebody stopped and helped me. Oh, what happened? Wait, what are you... Guys, we're having like two different conversations. Huh? Actually, I probably can't talk about that. Really? Bye. Okay.

Okay, sorry. Sorry, she said take a phone call. Addie needs help. You could be an unsung hero. Yeah, that's crazy. She just got a phone call. She said, I need help. She said, bye. Barbara will not be the unsung hero. I actually have been an unsung hero for myself. For yourself? I have. That's just... You saved yourself. You saved yourself. So wait, we've all gotten hit by a car before, right? Well, I don't know. I almost hit someone with my car.

Yeah. That's what I was saying is today I, you know. I have a hard time believing you've only almost hit one person. No, like, like, I've been to New York. I trip on the crosswalk. Everyone spits on me as they walk by. Like, treat me like a dog there. And today I'm driving in Dallas and I almost hit a man on the crosswalk in my car and he laughs at me. That's just the southern friendliness. Huck.

That's so true. Dude, what it must be like to be a pretty girl driving a car. Because if you were driving that car. I did. I did that once. I backed out of a parking spot and I kind of bumped the guy. He sure did. And I bumped him a little bit with the back end of my car. No, you didn't. The guy was back out. He was trying to get an insurance claim. He sure was. He.

BAM! He hit the top of my car with his hand. I was like, I saw that. I didn't hit you. You hit me. You didn't hit him that hard. You did hit him. I think the guy like over-dramatized it because it was like Cash touched him and then the guy went Yeah, that happens. Are you guys trying to kill me on every episode? Sorry, that happens sometimes. But the good news is the poor jerky's still hanging out.

I like how none of us flinched besides Lainey. We're all so used to that. Why do you think I have fight or flight over here? Like, you guys are trying to take me out. I didn't mean to do that. Harper. I was just trying to show what happened. That's what Cash said after he shot an arrow at my eye. You look like your eye.

You don't want to be here. Are you okay? Me? What's going on in your brain right now? Dude, I just can't. I have homework. You have homework? We'll pull it out. Let's get on it. We'll help you, Harper. We're all in high school. Yeah, let me do it, bro. You're got four people. Last time I was in school, I was in your grade, so I left off right where I started. You quit in ninth grade, I'm pretty sure. Or I'll start right where I left off. You know what I realized this past week when I was talking to somebody?

Our parents were first generation college students and none of their children went to college. Dang. I don't think that's how the generational thing is supposed to work. It's supposed to be like, my family didn't go to college and I was the first so that the rest of the generations after can. Dude, I'm confident, man. I'm going to tell my kids. Y'all don't need school, man. None of us have gone to college. Huh?

What'd you say? My nail's coming off. Why are you doing that? She's just pulling her nail out for fun. Guys, none of us have gone to college. What? None of us have gone to college. No, I'm okay. You gotta break the record. You should just go and drop out so someone can go. Wait, did you technically go? I want to drop out. I want to drop out. We got two combos going again, guys. I want to drop out of school. No, you don't. Then how come Cash got to? Well, because Cash...

cash was an oklahoma boy basically what does that mean oklahoma has distorted rules for this society here's something about where we grew up or me or anything she goes oh well uh he's from oklahoma okay everything everything bad she just said about new york here's oklahoma on kate's list i actually i do like new york a lot or i do like new york but i do like oklahoma a lot i just

I think it's strange. If you don't want to go to school, Cash's tactic was just pretty much scream every day. Yeah, make your mom cry every day, and it works. Sorry, Mom. I don't recommend it. Sorry about that, Mom. We'll ruin your relationship with your mother for a little bit. My dad, do you forgive me? She forgives him. You got him off down at school.

She doesn't like me saying I dropped out. This is what I mean by Oklahoma has weird rules. She homeschooled him so she just got to pick when he graduates. Legally, school could look like whatever I wanted it to. Well, I guess. So my school, he went to a career school. I went to career college. He downloaded Musical.ly as a 14-year-old.

career out of it do you have a plan to drop out yeah oh yeah what's your career plan because you had to go to career school well right now i my lip i it's busted for some reason i don't know why nothing to do with the question you're gonna fight your way out of school no well what's it called um i'm thinking thinking i'm thinking about i'm thinking uh silly me oh god okay um i'm thinking about going to um oh this is unbearable game about what

I'm thinking about not going to college. Oh, that's okay. Come on, you got it down for that one. Okay. Anyways, what's it called? I just want to do the podcast with my besties. Oh, bro. We're not your besties. Mav, I don't think she was referring to you. Yeah, I know. You were right. She's not even going to your wedding. I actually, I asked Harper this question a couple weeks ago when it was just me and her. I said, between Cash and Maverick, who's your favorite on the podcast? Oh, that's an interesting one. I bet she said me.

Wait, who did I say again? You probably said Cash. Who did you say? It makes sense to say Cash. He tried to kill someone.

Yeah. Who did you say? Wait, I didn't see that. He's going to be very happy too. Yeah. Who was it? It was you. Bro, did I make you mad that day or something? No. Wow. I'm honored. I'll have to tell the audience. Can't be more flattered. She just said that Cash like genuinely makes her laugh harder, which I agree with. Thank you. Cash is funny. Okay, Kate, but you can't say anything. Literally to make Kate laugh. He does not have my cheekbones.

Literally all it takes to make me laugh. The facial structure. What is it all that takes to make me laugh? All I gotta do is a funny dance. That's it. Do it. She's like a chop. No, I'm not gonna do it. I don't believe you. No. He's never done a funny dance. Have you seen this funny dance? No, I haven't seen this funny dance. I don't have a funny dance. Yeah, you don't. I just funny dance. Funny dance. It's a freestyle every time. I got you. They really want me to boogie right now, man. High five. I'll funny dance. Well. Ooh.

Okay, I believe you a little bit more. See? The short tights felt a little unnecessary. Please add in a laugh track. Yeah, nobody laughed at me. I told y'all I didn't want to dance. You can't put it on the spot. It just has to come out. Why did your butt pulse like that? Do the one where you're like turning around and then you didn't do it. Girl, I got a question for ya. That's funny. Girl, I got a question for ya. He was as stiff as a board. He like drops on the ground like a piece of wood.

I like that smell mahogany wood Can you please hit that dance again? No, I'm not gonna dance against you can laugh at me Just go down

You were like, you like did a simple... No, by the way, that wasn't my dance. I said, this is how every dancer dances when they're on stage. What did she say? What just happened? It's okay, it's okay. No one heard. Just me and you over here. What happened? Oh, nothing. Nothing happened on this couch. See, I hate when this happens because the audience gets to run it back and watch what happens. Yeah, I had your face too. What'd you do? Did you fart? Oh, no. Don't you worry, bro. Everything's okay. What happened? I don't know.

Did you guys see it? No. Rewind. You're looking away from me, Alex. Alex, why are you looking away from us? What happened, buddy? What happened? Harper, tell me what happened. She just got tripped up a little. Harper, tell me what happened. Some things were landed on. What?

We gotta move on. I got tripped up in my words. Mahogany teakwood. Mahogany teakwood. That's what we want. He dropped like mahogany teakwood. Right on the floor. Right on the floor. And it wasn't like normal wood. It was mahogany teakwood. Actually, it didn't fall. It wasn't like that. It was normal. Anyways. Well, anyways. I'm glad that's over. I'm gonna shoot Lainey with an arrow again. Oh, no, no. She'll let me do it twice in a row. No. No.

Get her some beef jerky. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. If you load... We just had a safety talk. I'm an arrow. You just had a safety talk. Don't worry. As you see in the last episode, I'm an extraordinary shot. I would like to point out that we still do not have a TV up. Yeah, I'd also like to point out those arrows are like 20 bucks a piece. Really? And you keep breaking them.

You can shoot into my butt. I bet I can shoot the hat off Mav's head. No. Tilt your chin backwards. I swear if you point that at me. Just tilt your chin backwards. Cash, no. Just tilt your chin backwards. Just do it. No. Just point your chin backwards. I tilt my chin backwards. That's the easiest spot. You guys go straight in and kill me. No bones in the way. I'm going to hit the bill. I'm going to hit the bill of your hat, man. No, sir, you're not. Just let me do it. Come on. Don't eat. Cash. Come on, don't eat.

So is that how I should have reacted? Yeah, that's how you react if you don't want me to shoot you. Yeah. Interesting. Take notes. Cash, you can shoot me, my foot, if you want. You don't want that one? Not really. I don't care. Okay. I don't care about it. Who needs homecoming dances? Or if you want, you can shoot through this. That seems reasonable. No. No. I'm going to shoot it. That's our look.

That's our logo. I'm going to shoot it onto the TV. No. How about that? Yeah. No. That's fan art. Yes. Shoot through the beef jerky. That's what we're hanging it. Shoot through the beef jerky. I'm going to hang it on the TV. No, it's fan art. We don't shoot fan art. But I need someone to hold it.

I got you. Any volunteers? Harper, move your hand. I'm a minor of foreign chili. You know what? Hey, question. I'll give you one shot. I throw the beef jerky bag at the wall, you shoot it in the air. Oh, wow. That's a big deal. I need to show people my accuracy, man.

You can't pull it back all the way. Girls, you might want to move. Yeah, so I'm moving. Should we get going? Yep, so like this is when we leave. Ready? All right. Wait. Here we go. All right. Go, Matt. Wait, let me unstick. You ready? All right, wait, where are you throwing it? Like right here? I'm throwing it just like this. Just right here. Okay, but throw it up. It's going to go right over that hole kind of. All right, go. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's gonna be there for a while. And nobody trusts me. Also, please do not run that back and watch me absolutely punch myself in the face. Man. Dude, I let go of that thing. I went...

it's very unfortunate for all of us that he made that shot how is that unfortunate that's insane because you're never gonna shut up about it now that's crazy i got a question i got a question i know i have a serious question can i get an answer so this is a room that we are hide your face and i don't pretty i pretty much like that won't really count because the tv wait hold on guys kate's wanting to say they're ignoring you sorry what kate

There are two fake walls in this room and only one real- Oh man! What happened? Let's go! Only one real wall. And instead of choosing to destroy one of the fake walls, they destroy the real wall behind us that's gonna cost us a lot more to fix. Instead of the two fake walls we have. Kate! I know a good drywall man! Are you gonna get all the little holes fixed up?

Drywall man will. Yeah, drywall man does good jobs. Imagine you guys go to sell this house and the realtor is like... Imagine we listed it and like... You don't want to see what's under these rugs. Imagine we listed it but we haven't fixed it up yet so they just take pictures of it and they're just like... The beef jerky's just stabbed on the wall. They're just like, what the... Dude, sometimes I'm like, there's not much more crazy we can do in this room. And then we shoot flying things with an arrow. Yes.

exactly next we'll be on fire like we sit there we're like there's nothing left we've done everything and then we sit down and stuff just happens in my house hooray our no man it's our y'all don't treat it like it's a house is there a little bit of crap no there's not where did the bullet go oh see you broke it i knew you were gonna break it yeah i did how does it feel to have things you like broken

Maverick breaks everything he touches. I know. Mav gets all stressed out whenever I get stressed out because Mav will like touch my things and I'm like, Mav, stop. He's not allowed to touch my things because he breaks them. So like yesterday he was touching my record player and I was like, stop it. And he was like, I'm just touching. I'm not even going to break it. I watched Mav like 10 times a day. He walks over to our railing on our stairs. That literally already has duct tape on it. Well, that's not my fault. We gave Mav a stuffed animal. He broke it. He just. What? Don't stop.

his head off man i'm trying to stand him up wait cash what he's kind of like me oh the first joke he's ever made about himself without getting offended dude my favorite is you know don't know maverick that's squirreliosis my favorite comment ever is harper who do you think the most crooked cock would be maverick because he has a bad back

Wait, the most crooked, the most crooked what? Cop. I said, who do you think the most crooked cop would be? You said Maverick because of his back. That was off the dome? That's great. Literally not even a second thought. That's just what she said. Maverick because he's a bad guy. Yeah, she's evil. Wait, what was I about to say? Oh, yeah. I watch Maverick like 10 times a day. He goes over to our railing on our staircase and he just grabs it and he goes,

Just shakes them vigorously. It's literally wobbly. And I'm like, dude, what the heck? Bro, I gotta make sure he's strong. I know, you bring some big boys over. You bring some big friends. And they're gonna tear that thing down if they start falling. And he's like, I'm like, what are you doing? He's like...

Oh, sorry. I don't know. I zoned out. Checking the stability of it. No, he just, like, he's such a bad fiddler. You as a dad one day is going to be horrible. You know, like, the lore of, like, when your dad comes over and he starts, like, showing you all the things that are broken in your house and, like, trying to fix them? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maverick...

What? You will try to, like, you will find every, like, inch of things to break. Yeah. Like, this looks like I could break it. Let's see if I can. This TV don't look broken enough, man. Yeah. There we go. That's better. Yeah, just so y'all know, we do have another TV that could have been put up by now, but it's not, so. Yeah. Actually, to Maverick's, like, regard,

You're also probably the best at building things. Yeah, I fix everything that I break. I got a question. Should, should. Kate, you gotta stop saying that. I got a question. Girl, I got an answer for you. Should we, like, at the beginning of the year, like, you know, because when this comes out, it's probably like October, November of 2024. Definitely not November.

Maybe. I don't know. Did you see my text? I don't really know the month. What did you say? I sent some trio outfits. Oh.

Yeah, I told Harper she needs to find an outfit inspo for the live show because her, Kenzie, and I all want to kind of like coordinate outfits. Also, you guys. Y'all are already planning your outfits for a month ahead. You guys could be the Powerpuff Girls. No, you guys. But you guys, the thing is, is we decided that the issue with us doing coordinating outfits is that you guys are going to come out in some wacky clothes. So we're going to pick you guys' clothes. I'm wearing overalls. Wait, is what he's wearing wacky? No, it's just like, that's not wacky. That just doesn't match the vibe of what we're going to go for.

Camo shorts, a black tank top, and a red... No, because we've decided we're all bright colors and outfits that kind of match. Are those camo or do they have these on? They're camo, I think. Yeah, but we gotta find... We don't wanna wear completely matching. We wanna wear similar. But you guys, you can't ruin the vibe, so we gotta find outfits for you. I feel like I have a vibe. Well, I was looking at this photo, and it's not the girl...

I keep scaring myself every time I look in the camera. I'm not... Bro got a privacy screen now. What you hiding over there? I don't like people with privacy screens. They scare me. So, you see... Yes, I did see that. Wait, you see? Yeah, that's cute. I don't like the girl in the very end. Hey, lady, are you gonna come to our live show? I hope. I don't live here anymore. But if I'm here, I will.

That means no. That means she's not going to be here. That's not totally true. And here I thought, I was like, you know what? Maybe I'll go to New York Fashion Week next year to watch Lainey Tripp. That's not true. No. No. That's not true. Should we talk about the rest of our trip that we had? My two best friends are coming to the lifestyle. What was the rest of our trip? Previous day before.

The kidnapping. Previously. Tuesday? Are you just talking about the fact that you shot an elk? Well, I didn't know we were saving part of that for a later episode. Matt, there was nothing to save. Well, listen, brother. All I know is this man right here is excited to go buy his bow. No, I'm not. I mean, as y'all can see, I'm an incredible archer, naturally talented. Yeah, so you want a bow, don't you? Guys, can you take a second and be quiet?

For what? Do y'all hear the noises our set is making right now? You want to know who my two best friends are? You and Maverick. Okay, so three conversations are happening right now. No, but do you hear that? Guys, our set is so wonky. Actually, no, my two best friends are you and Kinsey. Not Maverick and Cash. So your two best friends will be there? Yeah, you're not my best friend either. I actually don't even want you on this couch anymore. That's so much better. No one laughed at that.

I didn't, it wasn't a joke. And she's gonna cry. You just kicked a little girl off the couch. Okay, you threw her. You literally threw her. I never threw you, right, Harper? No. He would never throw you. Yeah.

Do you feel happy with yourself now, Mav? Yeah, you just literally, you are 23 years old. You just kicked a 15-year-old girl. That stole the aura points from the girl that you saved. Now it just balances out. I needed leg room. Zero out of zero. You can come sit with us. You're welcome over here. We're not going to kick you off. And why are you sitting like you're about to get painted and someone can do the race? Someone paint me. Dude, I'd paint you, man.

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Please take a clip of that and paint Maverick like that. Somebody paint Maverick. Really pose for it. Are you seeing the people who are painting us? Yes. That cheekbone structure, though. That cactus can't contain its excitement for you, man. That thing is like begging to die. We actually hooked him up to a power thing and we made him explode. Yeah, we supercharged it and he went...

It's like that TikTok sound of Trump that's like, "Please kill me." I don't think anyone knows what you're talking about. Okay. No more politics talk. Well, that's been said. Yeah, and it might get bleeped. I don't know. We'll take it to the board after this. The board says no. Wow, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. I hope too much stuff didn't get cut.

And then you have a long-term episode. I don't know if too much got cut, but I know that we made some space. It's fine. She's more welcome over here than she is over there. Well, it smells like mahogany teakwood over here. I smell, like, really bad because I have a spray tan on. It's like you just smell like Fritos. Fritos. She did smell like Fritos. Wow. Fritos, girl. No, no.

No, you guys are smelling Wendy's. It's a good thing. You know how soft my legs are, though, if you want to. If you want to. Well, they feel a little spiky. Baby's butt material. Yeah. All right, guys. Don't worry. Kinsey will be back next time. She's just been taking a break because the wedding is tomorrow at the date of shooting this. So Kinsey's been taking a break the last two shoots. But she will be back on the next episodes. Thank you guys so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Bye.