I Cut My Hair Off!
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We have scissors and we all have hair. We play rock, paper, scissors to see who has to cut a tiny bit of their hair off. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Let's play 21 questions about my hat. Okay. Okay. Does it involve like... Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.

Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. My body. Yes. Does it involve the top half of my body? No. Does it involve water? Yes. What's going on with you and Maddox? You like him? Are those my sweatpants? Wait, I don't get what you're saying. Yes.

No, you can keep them. I was probably going to get rid of them anyways. To be fair, they're Mavs. Those are my sweatpants. What the? That were too small for him, so he gave them to Kate. They were too big for him. She left them at my house. Just like a potential thing or no? We should already be rolling because that was funny. Oh, we are? Oh. Welcome, guys. Harper is wearing my pants. Harper has stolen all

All the clothes out of our house. Because every time she comes over, she gets messy. And then she has to borrow clothes again. She clearly hasn't stolen all the clothes. Well, this is the dirty laundry pile. What is my dirty laundry doing out here? Don't air out my dirty laundry. Just from sitting on Mav's dirty laundry, I'm starting to smell like Mav. You are a lucky man. No, I'm not. If y'all don't know how Mav smells, imagine dog and sweat mixed together.

Dog. And I feel like that's accurate. See how shocked she was? That's because I don't smell like that. Okay, Harper, you sit by him all the time. I'm, like, confused. Okay, you sit by him all the time. What does he smell like? Harper? Like...

Do it do it do it don't catch please don't wait wait do that side do that no no she will oh, please I want to see you just do yourself some bangs. I want to see some bangs Harper. No no no no you're not getting yourself bangs. I can't I can't let you do that. I got fun giving give it to me give it to me give it to me. Did no one ever teach him anything?

That never happens ready ready I can do a double yeah, no one cares and maybe you know speaking of stuff wait I got a game. Okay. What's the game so my game? Let's go

I'll go first. What? Whatever the game is. Oh. Can you make sure I'm at an angle on this one? Because I really don't feel like that camera can see me, and I really want it to see me for my game. Cash. Okay. You're definitely in trouble. All right, guys. All right. All right. Here's my game. Here's my game. Okay. Okay. So...

We have scissors and we all have hair so I say let's do it. We play rock. Yes. Yeah Yes, we play rock paper scissors to see who has to cut it can be a small spot But just a tiny bit of their hair off Okay bet you two go and then we'll - and the winners will burst or the losers will have to verse each other Some people have to ready. All right, you go right losers play each other. Yeah, if you win your Rock Paper Scissors shoot Rock Paper Scissors shoot

- I'm safe! - I already mean you, mean you. Ready? - I'm sorry, Vanga! - Oh, the tension. The tension is good. - Ready? - Wait, what is it? - Let's set the tension. - Out of two, out of three, or one? - Huh? - Just one? - Set in the tension for the retention. - All right, we'll do best out of three. Ready? - No, just one.

- No, best out of three. - He won't do it. - This is tense. - What did y'all do? Just one? Did y'all just do one? - One. - Oh, then we're doing one. That's not fair. - No, I'm a three type of guy. - Well, you're playing one today. - If you guys wanna do three, you can. - No, I don't want to. - I'm doing three. - I don't want to. - All right, we'll do best to one to figure out if we do best out of three.

So we play and then the winner gets to choose. So if I win, that's it? No, then we play best out of one. No. Do you guys understand what I'm saying? Yeah. We're going to play rock, paper, scissors to see if we do three or one. But why would you continue if you're the winner? See, he's still trying to just play two games. Oh my gosh, no. If you like rock, paper, scissors. All right, all right, play it again. Come on. One of y'all are getting cut. All right, y'all say one or three? Three. One. No, no. Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Cash wins. Let's go! Three. All right, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Betty, you're wishing you did three right now. Wow, Kate. You should be happy. You should be happy. Actually, before we continue, I think you should thank me. Thank you. A great one. For what? A great one? Wait, why is she thanking you? She lost. Well, because I chose best out of three. I said thank you, so maybe he'd shut his mouth sooner so he could keep going. All right, Kate. The good thing is you still have a chance right now. Hostility. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

No. All right. It is down to this. Okay. Ready? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Make sure to subscribe. But you can subscribe to this podcast if you want, but mainly go subscribe to the LOL Bros, you know, because that's the cool podcast. All right. And winner gets a hat. I have a hat for somebody. Oh, okay. Ready? You already have a hat, bro. Yeah, but I wear this hat. This hat's overworn. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

I get the hat and I don't have to cut my hair. No, no, no. The winner of this one gets the hat. There's a loser and then the winner gets a hat. No, you don't get a hat. Now you and Harper got to fight to see who cuts their hair. Ready? The winner of this one gets a hat. You don't get a hat. Okay, Matt, we'll do the hat in a minute. Right now we're cutting the hair. I just want to give up my hat, man. All right, ready? Best out of one or three.

- One. - One. - All right. - All right, here we go. - Rock, it's all on the line. Harper Zillmer versus Kate Marie in the Rock, Paper, Scissors World Championship. - Okay, here we go. - No. - Can you do it one more time? - Rock, paper, what? - Wait. - Oh, God. - I don't know, introduce it one more time. - In the left corner, we have Harper Zillmer coming out of North Texas. - Oh, God. Oh, God, no. God, no. - And in the pink corner, we have Kate Marie.

- I almost said you're pulling dress just to make you mad. But I didn't, I didn't. Fighting out of South Texas. - All right, all right, ready? - Rock! - And it's time! - Wait, okay, he's still going. - For the Rock Paper Scissors World Championship. - My palms are sweaty. - His arms are heavy! - There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, okay.

Oh whoa what what I'm not participating You have to wear the hat for the rest of the episode You don't know what that is

And you don't get to read it till the end of the episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. If she cuts her hair for you, you gotta wear the hat. Oh my god. You don't get to read it either. Until the end? Yep. Fine. You'll cut your hair? No, I'll wear the hat. I'll cut mine. Obviously I'm not cutting my hair. Don't worry, I got the scissors. Do y'all know that my hair got bleached off two years ago and it's still recovering?

- I'm not cutting my hair for funsies. - Totally bleached off. - You're a recovering bleach addict? - Yes, I've already ruined my hair once and I'm not ruining my hair again. So no, I will not cut my hair for funsies. I'll wear the stupid hat. - Well why'd you bleach your hair in the first place if it was just gonna destroy it? - Yeah. - Well, you see, I didn't. I made the fatal mistake of instead of going to a normal hair salon, I was like 17, I was like, "Mm, I don't wanna pay to get my hair done a whole lot."

So I'll go to the training school where it's not actual cosmetologists that are licensed yet. They're in training. It's phonies. Yeah. And I said, hey, hey, I just want a root touch up. And she said, I got you. And she bleached my whole entire head. Why did you let her do that?

know i know you know if they're bleaching your whole head no i felt it burning and i was like this is not good but they wrap your hair well to be fair they did that to my hair once when i first started down my hair and my whole scalp she's been dying her hair since she was like four my whole scalp was on fire also alex you know your iphone flashlight is on

I've box dyed my hair in a couple of years. No, this was actually only like my third time at a salon because I box dyed it. I love the change of topic you did for us. Well, y'all were asking why I'm not cutting my hair. I'm not leaving this topic. Yeah. Harper, no. Why would you do that? That's such a chunk. Guys, guys, look how long my hair is gone. It grows back its hair. My hair is going so long.

You really shouldn't do this. I literally am so jealous. You don't have to do this. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Well, actually, no. You have to do it. Yeah, Kate has to do it. I'm not doing that. I'm always cutting my hair. Wait, how much were you going to cut off? Like... It really doesn't have to be that much. It can be like... Yeah, but how much were you going to cut off? I would say... Per se. Okay. Per se. No, I just wanted to see. Per se. I'm kidding.

- It can literally be the tiniest amount. There's no rules. - There you go. - This much. - What the? - That's how much Kate's gonna cut off. - No I'm not. - Give me this. - We all know Kate's not even cutting a centimeter off. - Oh no, no, no. - She's not gonna do that. - Harper, no. - Wait, no! Oh my word, what?

Are y'all shocked really this is Harper. This is just what she does. It'll grow back It's fine. It still fits the ponytail I think. Anyways. Wait I thought you were drawing. Now we're gonna sell it on eBay. Harper I meant like a quarter inch. I can use this as a makeup brush. Wait let me see that. Let me see that. Hey Kate you need some hair extensions? This is crazy.

Like nobody, nobody. I feel like I'm holding Harper. Yeah. Like this is just an extension of Harper. Wait, why did you actually do that? You did not have to, you know that. No, I want to. I love cutting my hair. Lucky for you, it's a pink hat. Oh, we have a hat. Okay, what am I supposed to do with this now? Give it, give it, give it. Oh, okay. I'm going to put it in my potions. All right. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't let Kate read it. She can't read it. Wait, okay, let me see it. Don't let her read it.

Oh no he didn't. That's funny. What are you doing? Oh yeah, I'll put it on. Come here, babe. I got you a special gift for our anniversary. It just describes you perfectly. Is it mean? No. Can I at least make sure it fits me good? Can you like put your hand over it so I can look at my phone camera and fix it up? No, no, no. You look good. Yeah, you look good. You look good. You look like a professional.

I'll tell you what it says. I'm a professional complainer. No, you'll never y'all give me three guesses And if you guess it in those three guests, I'll tell you what it is. Give you a million professional crier. No There's one There's one whiner no, no, there's two nice to see what you think about yourself Y'all think about me. No, I know we think about you scared me from your head. Oh

Okay, last try. I'm a professional. I said crier, and they got really scared. Yeah, that did happen. You know you think you are who everybody else thinks you are? Wait, let's give her some hints. What does that mean? That sounds like some silly. She thinks she is whatever she thinks we think she is. Oh, is it cry baby? Oh, that's deep. Yeah. That's deep. It is.

I don't know what that means. It's so deep. I don't even know what it means. I feel like the Kung Fu Panda guy just spitting out proverbs. The turtle? You know the turtle on Kung Fu Panda? He's like, noodles are good, but stairs are the enemy. It's like, if she shaves, it's just crazy stuff. Wait, how much money will you give her if she guesses the actual

I'll give you a lease. Hey, turn the hat back around. Hey, yeah, turn it back around. I'll tell you exactly what it says. You cheated? No. What does it say? Do you know what it says? She cheated? No, she didn't. I never saw her take it off. Yeah, wait, okay, what? She looked at her phone. No, I didn't. Did I touch my phone at all? Okay, what does it say then? It says, I'm a professional crop duster. Okay, really? So she cheated. Really? No, she did not cheat. Call her a name. Really? Call her a name. You gotta put it on.

- I'm not wearing that. - No, you gotta wear it for the rest of the episode. That was the deal. And how did you figure that out? - You'll never know. - No, tell us. - What are you talking about we'll never know? - You'll never know, but why are you guys so mean to me? - Never know? You cheated. - I don't wanna wear this. - Now, you have to cut your hair. Now you gotta wear it and cut your hair. - And maybe this is a hair extension, look. - That's your color. - Yeah. - Where'd you get that extension? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

It's going right here. Oh, that's not that's a hair extension guys. We should hang it up on the wall. Am I right? Yeah, on also, how'd you find out I'm not telling you tell us You're not participating in our games. Well, I wanted to yeah, there we go, but you joined the podcast Not really guys. I really didn't have an option. Yes, you did really

That is funny, Cash. Is that good? That's crazy. It's so rad. I think...

- I didn't even realize. - You didn't realize you had red hair? - Where's the hair that I cut off? - You blind? - It's right here. - No, I know, but like-- - Where did you think it was? - Where's the hair? - That's gonna be a good short. - I found it, I found it. - Okay, put the hat on. - Y'all are so whiny. - Okay, now tell us how you found out. - I'm not telling you how. - Okay, no, just tell us. - I have a question. - What? - How did you become a professional craft master?

- She learned from the best. - What even is a crop duster? - Guys, I'm so sorry for her lack of participation. - Oh, don't worry, I'll wear it. - For those of you, it just occurred to me, some of y'all may not know what a crop duster is. So Kate's gonna explain it. - What the? - Katie, explain your job. - I don't wanna wear it. - Don't take it off, leave it on. - I'm being scolded. - No! - Kate, leave it on. - Leave it on. - No!

Leave it on. No, don't touch it. Don't touch it. No, okay? Leave it on. Are we going to do this for the whole episode? I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. You're going to have to divorce. I'll take all of Kate's responsibilities and put it on. Don't touch it. You want a hat? No, Kate. Stop, please.

Please stop. Kate, please don't. Oh my gosh, y'all are so freaky. Who else wants to have me? Wait, wait, wait. Kate, tell us how you found out. Did you cheat? I'm not telling you. Kate, can you stop? Just tell me how you found out. Kate, please. He's going to explode. You got to tell him. What'd you do? Got a secret. Oh my gosh. You know what? That's it. I'm not telling Kate the thing that we were going to title this episode. What?

Oh my gosh, you literally cashed. Hey, we could title it How I Became a Professional Crop Duster. Wait, guys, but like, what's it called? How, like, like. I think that's a good episode name. What are you saying, Harper? People are saying, or like, not people, my only friends I have right here, they're saying that, like, what's it called? How, like, in a few episodes, there's going to be somebody on, but they won't tell me. Yeah, Kyle's coming on the next episode. Kyle.

from the LOL Bros podcast. Let's go. We love Kyle. If you guys have not seen the LOL Bros podcast, go subscribe. LOL Bros. Link in the description. Oh, is that a dude?

You think Cash made out with a dude? Yeah. What the? Wait. First of all, you're that kind of guy, bro. You watch the Otherworld Bros podcast? Yeah. Listen, brother. There we go. You're that kind of guy. Listen, brother. Hey, we have a subscriber on the pod. What does that mean? What? Why is everyone doing that? What? Yes, brother. Tuesday. Tuesday. 35. Yes, brother.

Oh, God. What does that mean? I ain't green, but I made a money. Look at me. Here I go. Yes, I... Here I go, brother. Tuesday. Tuesday. No, Kate, we're not telling you anything until you tell me something. Oh, my gosh. You know exactly how I found out. Did you take it off and look at it? No. Then how would I know exactly how you found out? No. She cheated in a way nobody had before. Sounds like we don't know. Yes, y'all do. How? Y'all know good and well who told me. Alex told you? Harper? Harper? No. No.

Why would I tell her? What? Why would I tell Kate that she's a professional crop duster? I would not do that. I would not do that. Trust me. Tape her mouth. Tape her mouth. She has been silenced. Why did you steal it? I wish that was me. This is insane. Okay, Matt, what other house do we have? Oh, who wants a hat? Me. No, no, no. Me first. Me first. Okay. I'll let you put this one on cash. Ooh, it's green.

What's it say? Wait. All right, I got to switch hats, guys. I'm going to miss this one. You know what's bad is that his hat is not a lie. It's not. It's actually the truth. Really? It's the truth and nothing but. Nothing but the truth. All these hats are true, by the way. Oh, my gosh. All of these hats are true. What does it say? Facts. They're facts. You have to guess without cheating. Yes, brother. It's a fact. Does it say...

- Tuesday. - Wait, is it actually? Give me some hints. - What does that mean? - Tuesday, Tuesday. - I'm looking that up. - No, let her look it up. How's she gonna look it up? Tuesday? - Yeah, you're not gonna find it. - Guys, we should put tape on one of their legs, or one of our legs, and like rip it off. - Okay. - Except for I'm professionally-- - Hey, wait, wait, wait. Can I put it on your leg? - No, 'cause that one was already warm. - Okay. - Wait, what does it mean? - Harper, you ready for your hat? - Yes. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me hints about mine. - Oh, hints about your hat?

It's green. I already know that. Okay. The words are in red. No. Okay. I need hints like what it says. It's an activity you do. Yep. You do this activity. How often? What do you do in the summer? How often? I do it in the summer? Yeah. Yeah. You do it in the summer. Only in the summer? Yeah. Pretty much. Occasionally, if it's cold out and you have one, then you'll do it.

What the? Yep. Yep. If you have access to... I mean, but that's not really this, but it's kind of this. Is it an activity? Yep. You make it an activity. Let's play 21 questions about my hat. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm about to keep track of the 21 questions. Okay. Okay. Ready? Alex is keeping track. Oh, it's an activity. Okay. So does it involve running? No. It could. No, it does not. Okay. Don't confuse him. Does it involve...

Listen, listen. You're the only person I know that does this. Does it involve my body? Yes. Really? Does it involve... I don't really even know what I meant by that. Does it involve my arms? No. Does it involve the top half of my body?

Does it involve the bottom half of my body? Yes. Oh. Why did you waste one of your questions? Does it involve... If it didn't involve the top half, it obviously involves the bottom half. You're right. I didn't have to ask the bottom half because that means obviously it's the bottom half. How many questions yet? Five. Okay. He's chilling. Is it something many people do? No, just you. No. I mean, it's... If they do... We're going to say no. No. If you ask people, they'll say no. Oh, okay. Okay.

Is it something like, is it like, wait, why only me? What? That doesn't make any, okay. Is it something, uh, I mean, some weird, why only you and your friends would do it. Oh, after they, do mature people not do it? No, definitely not. Do mature people do kids do it? Yes. Oh, hip down. Kids do it in the summer. What the, uh,

Does it involve a summer activity? Yes. Okay. How many questions do you have? Seven. Nine. Okay, it's got to be hot out to do it. We're only playing to 11, so you got to hurry. What the? Yeah, two questions. To 11 questions. What? You can't tell me that at eight. Sorry. Does it involve water? Not eight. Does it involve water? Yes. Yes.

Last one. Is it peeing in pools? Yeah. Let's go. Hey. That is me. That is me. I ain't touching that hand. I wouldn't touch that. I ain't touching that hand. Why not this hand? You're probably peeing in the pool with it. And then swim around. Nope. Nope. Nope. You're probably like, huh.

Wait, you dabbed me up? What was that noise, Harper? He's probably like... That's Harper, sir. All right, give Harper her hat. He's swimming. He really makes that noise. All right, here's Harper's hat. You got to put it on. What does this say? That one's not as funny. You got 11 questions. Okay. This one's not as funny, but it's still funny. Hold on. Give me a minute now. Okay, but that's like a phrase, though. It's not like... Yeah, I don't think you can guess it. Like, I'm guessing...

Oh, straight up. IP in pools. IP in pools. Okay. Does it start with I? No. No. No. No. Not I or O. Actually, that's not true. Wait, what? Go ahead. Is it like not funny? You got it. It's funny.

- Okay, I'm a ginger. - What, no. - Okay. - We know. - Yeah, we know. - She's just going straight up trying to guess the phrase. - She said I'm a ginger and you said no? - Kiss me, I'm Irish. - No. - Wait, what? - Kiss me, I'm Irish. - Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day. - Yeah. - I don't get that. Kiss me, am I rich? - Irish. - No, I'm Irish. - Oh.

Kiss me, am I Irish? I still don't get it. I tried the other one, though. Kiss me, I'm... No one... Wait, wait, wait. Wait, I don't get the phrase still. Kiss me, I'm Irish? Yeah, I don't understand it either, but people kiss me on St. Patrick's Day. They kiss you? No. Oh, okay. What's it called? Is it an activity? Kind? No. See, it's a phrase. That's what... He gave you a hard one. Sorry. Listen, Harper, you're...

I can't be as mean to you as I can them. Yeah. So I didn't get you as bad of a hat. I'm trying to think. What did you say? Pretty much. Yeah, you were. Anyways, what's it called? I'm trying to think. Harper, that hat. That wasn't supposed to be a joke hat. That was just the hat he put on today. Yeah, this one wasn't a joke.

He's been wearing that hat. That's not. Ever since I went to the tax accountant. Yeah. So that's not. Oh, wait. I'm so confused. What? What? Stick on my money. What does it have to. Wait, Harper. Have you paid taxes? Yes. You did? I think I do. I have a hat, though. You have no idea. Mom, do I pay taxes? No, you. Blanket. Quit it. Hey, quit it. All of you, quit it. Quit it.

This is gonna be a long episode. Cash, what are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? I just got something in my eye. You got something in your eye? Anyways. Alex, Cash, stop doing that. I can't, I can't stop, man. Please don't do that. I'm gonna do a map test one eye at a time. I can't. Does that count as blinking or is it winking if you're just doing one eye at a time? All right, Harper, you're not gonna guess it, so I'm just gonna say what it says. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Give me the first three words. Wait. No, you can get her to guess it.

Oh, I'm gonna get you to guess it. Wait, who farted? I didn't. Did you fart? Did you? Who farted? On my life, I didn't fart. No, who farted? Harper, you definitely did. No, Harper, Harper. Harper. Harper, look at me. Harper, no. Harper, look at me. Look me in the eyes. Who farted? On my life, I did not fart. No, that's not. No, you don't. No. On my life. No, Harper. No, I'm telling you who farted. I don't smell.

No, Harper, who farted? Probably you. Okay, okay, no, back to that, back to that. Okay. Okay, who farted? Who farted? Yeah, no, who farted? Who farted? That's the, who farted? That's like the hat, right? Bro, I knew it. I was like, wait a minute. She said, bro. I was like, my cat's just looking at me. Who farted?

You haven't paid taxes yet? No. Why would I? So they don't put you in jail for tax evasion? No. I get out because Vladimir Putin says so. Amen. I don't know what kind of connection you got with him. Link me up. I know. Vladimir Putin is my uncle, actually. You know, sometimes when we trade prisoners with him,

Like they have one of ours and we have one of them and we trade, we make trades. Wow. That's a, it sounds like a fair thing. Give me a pen.

It's going to say, I farted. No. Yeah, that was very creative, Matt. I'm sorry. Give me a pen. It didn't even cover up the who. Yeah, it leaked through somehow. Wait, guys, guys, can I please put a huge strip of duct tape on your leg? Sure. It's not really going to stick to my leg because it's so hairy. Wrap it around his leg. Wrap it around. I don't think this is going to work. No, wrap around. Make it nice and tight. Oh, God. Do a little wrap around. A little wrap around. Wrap around.

- How did you go from amateur to professional crop duster? - Wait, wait, wait.

What was the what was the journey like what was the journey like going from beginner to professional Your first time what made you think this is for me? I told Alex today I we were walking through Olive Garden, and I was like dude. I just cropped us in this whole place. That's so you I know I felt bad. I was walking by people's tables, and I was like oh no that's crazy all right. Let's go oh

Oh, that actually, oh no, that doesn't feel good. I thought it wasn't gonna stick. - Now pull it off yourself. - No, Harper, you gotta pull it off. - Okay, it's, no, Harper, you pull it off. - Okay. - Nice and, ow! - Pull the other side off. - Do not go so slow! - Look at my hair! - Oh! - Aw, your babies. - My hair is all over this thing. - It's gonna take you forever to regrow that. - Oh, that one didn't really hurt. - What? - Oh, I thought it would. - Try again!

- No, I'm okay. Guys, I'm gonna see if I can show this to you. - Ew. - Ew. - Ew. - Gross. - Gross. - Do you know what I'm back of is like that's where it sticks. For some odd reason. - Well, I've lost hair today. Harper lost hair today. - Yeah. - I shaved this morning. - You're also gonna lose hair today. - No, you didn't. You definitely have a five o'clock shout out going on. - I will shave right now. - Wait, can we all lose hair today?

Like, what? I can't. You've been so quiet. And I just want to know. You've said like 50 words in this whole podcast. I want to know your journey from beginner to what made you so inspired to be a crop duster. No, Matt. That's not what's important. Well, I could tell you the story, perhaps. Let's hear it. Long time ago. Per se. It started out as an accident.

Similar situation, actually. I was in an Arby's. An Arby's, that explains a lot. It's actually socially acceptable in an Arby's. That's just normal day. I was ordering at the counter. Oh, yeah? And when I was like, he said, okay, is that it? I said, yeah, that's it. Turned around, I gave him a little...

What? What the? Oh, that was gross. I don't want to do this anymore. Don't tell me to tell you. You know what he was going to say? You know how good I am at crop dusting? You know like when you walk in. Cash, cash, cash. Like, like he, he can manage to crop dust a place and save the women and children. He just takes the men. He just takes out

the military age man. He goes through. Did you explain to them what crop dusting is? Yeah, you did. You can do it again. I think I did. Farting and walking by. Yeah, it's like farting and walking by or like someone's walking behind you and you fart and they're just like in your trail. Oh my gosh. Dude, eye crop dust is so good. You know like when you walk into Walmart and like they have the wind blowing on you from the automatic doors? Yeah. That's what it feels like when you're behind me. It's just...

- Wait, Kate, what's your favorite lip oil? - What the? - Ooh, I saw your Clarins. Clarins is my favorite lip oil. - I was gonna do a thing. It's yours, I found it in here. - What? - You stole it? - Whoa! - I clearly-- - Let's say we're inside Olive Garden. - Yeah. - You want some cash? - How much would we have to pay you to walk out with a chair?

Nothing, I would do it. I would, I'd do those things. Yeah, we were talking about that today. We were looking at one of the chairs and we were like, how much for one of you to walk out with it? Just grab a chair and walk out the restaurant. How much would you do it for, Kate? Like a big chair. A big chair? Well, there's no amount of money. Like imagine like this tree in there. How much for you to walk out taking this tree out of the restaurant? I think if I put on like my dumb persona and I'm like,

- Oh, I thought like I could take it. - I thought it came with the salad. - I thought, no, I thought these were like, I don't know, I thought you guys just had them in case you needed like extras and I thought it'd be fine if I borrowed it for a day. - She's in there like, I just wanna set it free. - I'm gonna make it to the forest. - It's really not fair. - That way it belongs. - 'Cause it started out as a tree and y'all just ruined the poor tree's life and I think that it at least should just get to see the outside world. - She does look dumb. She looks real dumb. - Yeah, I wouldn't argue with that.

Yeah, gingers are not dumb. Like, I can tell you.

Tell us what? Make a complete sentence today. I went to the dentist today. I'm not joking. I went to the dentist today. Oh, that's the worst, man. That's the one thing that actually scared me. You know, I have to sleep with latex gloves on me, both my hands, because I have warts and I have to put special... Wait, what? I sleep with latex gloves. What does this have to do with the dentist? Well, let me finish my story and maybe if you don't interrupt me, you'll find out. Who texted you? A girl?

I like that you automatically think it's a girl. It probably is. It's a dude. Kate just farted!

It stings. Okay. I will fart. Anyways, I have to sleep with latex gloves on me because I have to put cream on my hands and then I got to put them in the gloves. You said what? To sleep at night. Yeah. Doctor's orders. And then... Yes, doctor. The latex, the latex, like, it smells like I'm at the dentist. So I have to sleep like I'm... I feel like I'm at the dentist. What does that mean? You sleep like this? I do, actually, because of my underbite. I'm like... You sure does. Put, like, cotton balls in your mouth. You're like...

Oh, that's my least favorite thing about the dentist. Oh, cotton balls. Oh, it makes me want to throw up and gag. Same, same. Other people don't like the tools in their mouth. I don't really care about that. But the cotton balls give me such a weird feeling. Do you get cotton balls in your mouth every time you go?

Well, they just have them there. You can put them in your mouth if you want. I think of it like elf when you... I can't think about cotton balls in my mouth. Or when, like, a towel squeaks. No, it's the... For me... What? When a towel squeaks when you go to the shower and it hurts your fingers and you, like, squeak it. What on earth are you talking about? Wait, do you guys, like, want to hear it? What are you talking about? It's like the towel rack, like, when it's... No, no, no. It's like... No, but it's an app. Oh, I hate... I hate, like... I know what she's talking about, but I don't get it from her. Like...

Why are you rubbing your towel together? No, but like, you know, like, like for me, the biggest, the big, what's it called? Like the chills. Yeah. Like the biggest chill for me is Sharpie on a paper. If you like skip it, like what? Oh, that gives me the shivers. I can see you're getting shivers right now. I am. What happened at the dentist? Really? I got my teeth cleaned. Did you have any cavities?

No, my sister is five oh she's - Guess how many cavity math? Yes, how many cavities he has this man eats? I don't know that I Yes, that definitely can't be good for your teeth Can we stop this noise?

I don't like it. Stop. I had a lot of cavities, but Mav has... I don't have cavities. Lots of cavities. I just have holes in my teeth. Yo, yo, yo, guys. Yeah, Alex took the headphones off. I have no cavities. I just have holes in my teeth. There's a big difference. Yeah. What? That's why he chews so funny. He told me. I'm fine. Because he has cavities, and it hurts to chew, so he chews like... No, no. Yeah, how many did you have? What was the total?

Well, listen guys, I didn't go to the dentist like my whole life. No, Jeff is a total 16 16 cavities 30 teeth Yeah No, they weren't actually cavities that's what the one dentist said I go to the other dentist She's like you only have like six she said the other ones are like potential could become cavities But if you take care of your teeth, you're fine

When I have those, if they're like, you could have one, they just automatically fill it. Well, that sounds expensive. Yep, but good thing I got insurance. We have insurance, too. My sister had to get two filled. You got insurance? Boy, I got insurance! How much insurance? Like, how much? I need insurance. No, you need insurance. I got insurance! How much? A lot! I got 80! My life is...

They got good insurance? Yeah. 5G network insurance. That's not insurance. That's a phone plan. No. Do you not have insurance? No.

or he goes to the doctor and he's like yeah i got insurance then she ends up her phone bill i'm gonna do that next time just control the doctor hey kate can do that with her dumb voice do it

Say, this my insurance. Come on, Kate, do it. You got it. Do what? Like, I'll be like, do you have insurance? Oh, my insurance? Yeah. Yeah, let me find it real quick. That's your screensaver. No, up in the top corner. Just hold on. Sorry, that's so embarrassing. Oh, okay, good. No, you're good. Up in the top corner. It happens. There it is. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it says you do you want to accept cookies? Yeah, why they call it viruses, but why they call it cookies It's like a whole computer. You know the cookie like how a cookie looks with chocolate chips in it all the chocolate chips are viruses You it's true. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Wait, why did they call it? Cuz every time I go to a website, it's like do you want to accept all cookies? Oh They store data

I don't know why they call that cookies, but every time it makes me hungry for a Subway cookie. Not Subway. Do you want a cookie? Oh, yo, bro. Maverick has some bad sugar addiction.

Kate, what are you doing? What? I was fixing my... It ain't no sugar addiction. Girl, you got a sugar cookie. No. You got a sugar cookie. I don't got no sugar cookie addiction or sugar addiction. Do you have sugar cookies? No more than you do. No. No. Look at... Oh, hold on. I got to send this. Lookie, lookie. I've got a cookie. Look at how bad of a sugar addiction Matt has. Wait, I haven't seen this. We're at Olive Garden today. He grabs a sugar packet.

and just eats it. That's what I low-key do with sweet love. That's what I'm saying. It's good. Thank you. Wait, why? It's a good thing we got that in showing. I got it in showing. Thank you. Why did you do that? The cookie slices. Huh? Why did you do that? Why did I do that? How about you look at this man as we walk out of Olive Garden robbing the entire bowl. He took every piece of chocolate. Yeah, I know.

All the chocolate. Chocolate. All the chocolate. As you walk out, they have this big see-through cup. And I took the cup and did pour the whole thing in my hand. And I set it down. And there was one left. And I went to go grab the last one. Because you need that one. And the manager walked up. But he didn't see all the other ones in my other hand. And I went to go grab the other one. And he goes, trick or treat. And I was like, yeah, just take them all. And I was like, yeah, just take them all.

No, what you know like when like people give out toothbrushes of dentist yeah, yeah people you mean about that yeah, I mean I I never pick a toy out of the toy box Yeah, remember hey today. I did I got many capsules and if you put them in water they turn into foam You like a little boy

Like a little kid. Why did you laugh like that? Because she still picks out toys from the dentist. Go on the floor and push it right here as hard as you can. And then maybe that will show you real life. You just bought a toy tractor. Well. No, it was a toy skid steer. Or an excavator. Excavator, yes. I'm going to go get it. No, don't. It's not going to work. Yeah. Yeah, it will. He bought a toy excavator because he thought he would dig a hole in the yard.

I don't know what he thought. Why'd you dance like this, Poe? Get it. You fool. Fess up. Fess up to what? Fool fess up. Whoever did it. Fool farted. Fess up.

I'm just guessing it was the professional crop duster. Yeah. This? Yeah. That is cool. That's literally, it didn't work when he got it, guys. He was so disappointed. And then it broke. And he was like, I'll give you. It was left on. Somebody left it on. Somebody. The only person who plays with a toy excavator left it on. Okay. Dig into my foot. It's not going to work now. And the controller was left on.

Did you play with it? Some little boy must have played with it. Did you play with it? No. Hey, turn it into AT&T on your insurance. They'll give you some new batteries. Okay. Well, oh wait. Maybe. Dang it. Okay, guys. Well, pretty much how it worked. To be fair, the toy never worked. What do you mean? I have a video of it. Remember when it broke and he was like, I will give you so much money if you can fix it. There's no way you can fix it. And I took it apart and fixed it. Okay. In like 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you wanna see something? What? Uh, he's pulling up the video of Maverick playing with it. I wanna see something. Yeah, here's Maverick playing with my toy. My very uncool toy, yeah? You likes that, huh? You likes that toy? That toy did pull, not gonna lie. Toy had mad game. Yeah, but who are those girls? Some country bumpkins. Knew it. What the? What?

Bumpkins I know what bunkins are Country bunkins because I remember when I used to go to tumble at win kids Um, we would play a song and it was my country bunkins Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking? Yeah, like bunkins bumpkin. What is a bumpkin? I don't know. I don't know if we're saying it right Well, what is it? When you talk like that you sell you should have some dip in your mouth That's disgusting

Anybody want to tell me what a bumpkin is? I'm going to go grow some vegetables. A bumpkin. It's a craft that you do with your baby. You put paint on like a newborn baby's butt, like orange paint, and you put the butt on the canvas and you draw a little stem and it looks like a little pumpkin. So that's called the bumpkin. There's no way. There's no way. That is not what a country bumpkin is. Somebody want to make my bumpkin?

Yeah, I never got one either someone give me my pumpkin peter. Yeah, I'm totally making a pumpkin. I'm gonna use my insurance I'm using my agency insurance to pay for my bun can Why are you wearing your hat like that? I never thought about that. You look kind of scary guys harper's about to turn 15. She's growing up on us. Yeah, she's driving I met y'all when I was 13. Is that so crazy? Yeah

That is wild. That's wild. Harper is driving on the streets. Look out of the USA. She can't see. Down? Yeah, you're peeking your mic out, Mav. How about you turn me down? You're peeking your mic out. Oh, don't mute me. Harper is driving. So if you live on the North American continent or the South American continent, that's on the North American continent.

Did you just say or Canada? She did. Why would I be driving in Canada? Well, there's so much going on right now that it's wrong. Hey, roll the video of Harper driving. I think we had the video. Her knees are like touching the dash. No, I'm going to drive after this. Oh, my gosh. I want to ride with you. I want to ride with Harper. You should drive my car. I can drive so well. I can park so well. That's what everybody says. It's super. Right before they hit something. Hey, let's go drive. Let's go drive. 18.

We can go to AT&T. AT&T. AT&T insurance. Insurance. We're going to go get some new insurance. Yeah, Verizon. Yeah, Verizon. Cricket. Oh, no, not Cricket. I really hope you don't have Cricket. Well, to anybody who has Cricket watching, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The name just doesn't sound right. You have Cricket? Yeah.

Oh my gosh Harper's mom has cricket. You got cricket? Hey everybody we gotta start a donation. There's no way I have cricket. Wait you have cricket? No you don't. You got cricket? No way. No. No way you have cricket. She got cricket in show ass? Cricket is- There's no shot. I've never met a human with cricket. No way. Let me see, let me see. Oh that looks so ugly on the phone. I got cricket in my ass. Like that doesn't even look right. That's not what I expected. Your phone needs to help. Did you get a bonnet back at school for that?

- 'Cause you're going to now. - That's like, who has an iPhone and doesn't have a R18? - My friend was like, oh my gosh, Harper, do you have Verizon or AT&T? And I said, I got Cricket.

You know what's bad is you probably say that and everyone thinks you're joking. Like I've only ever heard people say cricket is a joke. I've never heard of cricket. I mean, I've never heard of somebody having cricket. Verizon I hear, but that's still pretty low to me. There's T-Mobile too. T-Mobile's whack. Actually, now that I think about it, only AT&T is like cool. Cool. All the other ones I just feel like whack. But maybe that's just because what I have. Maybe do other people laugh at AT&T? Wait. Hello, guys.

Sorry, I was doing work, but it's don't that looks bad. Doesn't it? It doesn't look good at all. You're supposed to give me a sunburn. Let me see. Let me see. That doesn't look like a sunburn. That looks like a rash. Hey, you can pass it off as that. I got a bad rash. I have a rash. Where's your rash? Oh, let me take a picture of your hand. Maybe that's because you pee in pools. Is it true that when you pee in some pools, it turns blue? You would know. Has it ever happened to you?

That was a question for y'all to answer. So Kate, as a professional crop duster, do people pay you to do that? I've been invited. I've been asked great questions about crop dusting. I just want to know how I can get into this. I actually have been invited to parties to perform. Oh, you just air out the party? I literally just get paid to walk around and fart.

You know, that's all I do is I got hired. One time a woman thought she hired like a JoJo Siwa actor to come and I showed up instead and she was happy. She was satisfied. Still paid me. - Cash, you should get into that. - No, yeah, we're just gonna bleep all those words. - Oh, well I guess I'm not talking about it. - I don't know why you bring that up. - Yeah, Kate, now we gotta bleep all of it. - What? - No. - No, that's not true. - Now we gotta bleep that too. - All right, you might even need to blur her mouth because you're gonna be able to read her lips.

Everything's been bleeped. I'm sorry, guys. You have no clue what we're talking about right now. Can you do the dolphin noise over it? Yeah, I like that. I like that bleep noise better than just bleep. I like that. That's what Logan Paul does. Y'all don't sound good. It's like...

You sound like a laughing chipmunk. Harper, what are you doing? Using voice text on the podcast? That's crazy. She was like, I'll be there after this. Wait, are you making plans for after this? No. Yes, you most definitely were. Are you? No, I'm not. I'm talking about drama. Harper, I wasn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

hear about the drama. Harper? No. Okay, fine. We'll leave it. No, I'm kidding. At what point are you gonna... Do the Harlem Shake.

What? What the? Our audience probably doesn't even know what the Harlem Shake is. Nah, Harper, you know what the Harlem Shake is, right? The Harlem Shake? You don't know what the Harlem Shake is? No. Oh my gosh, she's telling herself. So if I said, if I said, do the Harlem Shake, you wouldn't know it's nothing to you? You wouldn't know what to do? No. You don't know what the Harlem Shake is? Do you know what planking is? How old are you? Wait, do you know what the mannequin challenge is? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, do you know what the planking is? The plank? Planking.

Were you going the full plank? That was just stupid. I hated that whole thing. No, no, no, no. The planking challenge. Like, where people just planked everywhere? But people didn't know what to do with Instagram. So we planked. I remember the mannequin challenge. You don't know what planking is? Or the Harlem Shake? We're like the same year. I remember the pause challenge. Oh, good. I would hope so. That was like two years ago. She looks like a mannequin. She just blinked. Okay, you're supposed to pause. Oh, all of us? Unpause? Pause.

Unpause? No, it's so annoying. I'll do it if the song comes up. Pause. Pause. Unpause? Mute? Oh, man. I have so much control. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. No, I already paused you before you paused me. It was in reverse. Pause back. Yeah. Unpause. Unpause. Unpause. And she fell for it. I can't even remember what the heart shake is or planking. What's another one? T-posing. What? Did you just say T-posing? What the heck is T-posing?

I'm tired. T-posing has been around for like 10 years, Alex. What is T-posing? Are you kidding me, Alex? T-posing has been around since I was a child. Matt, what is that? When Instagram came out, T-posing was huge. Okay. This guy's trying to say it came out last year, which is crazy. I'll repeat myself again. What is... It's like planking, but you make a T. You stand on your feet and you make a T. That's called being a tree. Nope.

I was the tree in a school play. And that's what they made me do. I was the tree. See, you were T-posing. You were probably an important factor. People were like, we want to be like that guy. I went to Colorado and my ribs were so chapped. How was that? It was fun. Harper always throws out her vacations so casually. I went to Costa Rica and I saw a dog. Bro, and I ate a dog. Wait, um...

So how was Colorado though, Harper? Was it fun? It was so much fun, but let me show you my lips. They were so bad. Hey, I feel you. After skiing one year in my jacket, see, I have a problem with my Adam's apple. Some people don't. See, I have a large Adam's apple. It's just there. It sticks out. My coat. What do you mean whatever? Oh my gosh. My lips got so big. No one cares. Whatever. Whatever. Wait. I have an actual

I haven't. Those are my lips. They hurt. They're like. No, wait. That's definitely a picture of Cash. Oh, man. They're almost like Cash's. I have a real. Oh. Don't mess with them, honey. Your lips are perfect. I was shaving my arms and I cut my elbows in the same place. What? You look so funny. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Gosh, that makes such fun. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. It looks so wrong, but it looks so funny. Okay, yeah. Let me see. What the? Wait. Send that to Alex. Send that to Alex.

I'm a beat out of the pool. What? What? I said that to Alex. Okay. You're going to die laughing. That photo is so funny. I should imagine like our friends. Bro. You know what I'm talking about? Her cousin. Oh my gosh. Imagine her cousin if he had the other one like that.

Okay, I'm wrong. All right. All right. Back on track. What do you mean you ate a dog? You got a what? Wait. No, I had a real question. I had a real question that needs to be talked about. I also have a real question. Mine's quicker, so let me go. What do you mean you ate a dog?

Um, they fed it to us in Costa Rica. She's lying, Cash. Why are you entertaining it? I thought she went to Panda Express for a second, all right? Oh, and then I got pink eye on my chair. No, I have a serious topic that needs to be talked about. Well, we're going to listen because Kate's finally bringing up a topic. Harper... Better be a good one. Harper has...

a fellow friend on TikTok, a certain friend named Maddox Batson, and we would like to know what's going on there. As in, we, me, what's going on with you and Maddox? What's going on with Maddox Batson and her resume? The truth and nothing but the truth. It is the two couples from Capital that everyone cannot deny themselves. Answer the question. Caesar. Caesar.

The star cross lover that everyone is talking about. Yeah, what's going on with you and Maddox, huh? You like him? You got a boyfriend? You like him? Is it real? She's freezing up. Unpause. That's what she's going to do when she meets Maddox in person. She's just going to freeze. Yeah. No, I don't like him. What do you mean? Mom, wait. As a friend, I like him. Duh. As a friend.

As a friend. Well, just so you know, all relationships start out as a friend. That's what I said. That's what I said about Kate when people used to ask me. Now we're married. Cash used to say never. I would never date her. Look at her. I'm not dating her. What? No, I don't know about all that. That was Adam's stuff. Wait, so do you guys like text or Snapchat ever? Let's find out. What's your password? Give it. You don't want to know what my password is. Is it Maddox? I'm going to lock you out if you don't tell me. It's M-A-D-O-X. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait, what's your password? You are her password. That is not it. Your password is Maddox? Yes. No, it's not. What a freak. Never even met the kid, Harper. How often do y'all talk? I mean, yesterday we talked a lot because he reposted a video about me and made a duet to it. Don't act like that was all him. You started that. Yeah, you did that first. Yeah, you started that. We saw that. Harper made a song singing to his song. And she commented on one of his TikToks. She was like, why he kind of dot, dot, dot. That was before I got to the TikTok.

That was before I thought anything was going to happen and all the girls in my school were like, Harper, you should go. I was like, okay, whatever. She's trying to play cool. Harper, unlock your phone. Respect. Let me do it. You go show us your text with him. What could Harper and Maddox possibly talk about? He actually snapped me.

Wait, let me snap him back. Okay. Wait, let me snap him. Let me snap him. No, let me snap him. We'll snap him together. Kate, stop trying to steal her guy. Hello, Maddox Batson. We are filming a podcast episode and we really... We're talking about you right now. We are. Yes. And Harper, she wanted me to give you this message.

She's in love with you. What? Don't send that. No. No, no, no. Don't send that. Don't play with his feelings. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. We can't mess with him. All right, retake it. Retake it. Okay, it's on you, Cash. Harper has the biggest crush on you. Biggest crush. She blushes every time she talks about you. Cash, you're starting stuff that you should not be starting. Does it look like I'm blushing right now? Yes, actually. I have blushed on. I have blushed on. Okay, retake it. Retake it. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Harper likes you. No! Harper likes you. Yeah, send that. Don't send that. Okay, Mav has a good, uh, what's, Mav is a very level-headed man on occasion. His face is gonna go like, Harper likes you, and then Wednesday night he's gonna, oh. Okay, Cash, send a message without being, messing with the kid. Okay, fine, fine. Here, I'll send him a message. All right. What's up, Maddox Baxson? Harper totally does not like you.

What? Stop, bro. You're messing with his feelings. Wait, no, Catch. Tell him. Matt, I feel like I've been close to home with you. Did something happen? No, it's just like... I was like, don't play with feelings like that, dude. That's totally... I broke too many hearts. You know what? If we're going to send him a video, you know what you need to send him? I've been in Harper's Seat before. Tell his manager to answer us back so we can get him on the podcast. Yeah, for real. He keeps ghosting me. Wait, why are you...

Because this is the one time. Restart. This is the one time you can message him. This is taking forever. Wait, what am I supposed to say if I can't say anything about Harvard? Say something in Spanish. All right, fine. Hola. Matt thinks you're cute. Hey, bud. Hey, bud. That's so funny. You can't say that. You can't say that.

I was not supposed to send it. She sent it. It has come to my attention. He's never coming on the podcast. He's never coming on the podcast now. That's why he's blocking you. Yeah, so we're all blocked. That is so bad.

Yeah, go ahead go ahead. Oh, it's just all opened and unopened things. Did I save anything? Just a selfie. Oh, yeah. Hey listen brother listen brother Tuesday Tuesday

Tuesday. Matt thinks you're cute. Hey bud. I saved it to Harper's Memories. That's my new favorite video in the world. Hey bud. If I can't say anything about Harper's, say something in Spanish. Alright, fine. Matt thinks you're cute.

Hey brother listen brother, I've got so much money. I'm too green listen brother. We're

Wednesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, always Tuesday, never another day. It's Sunday, but today's Tuesday because you didn't watch film. You didn't watch the film. Tuesday, Tuesday. I don't think he says Tuesday that much. He says Tuesday all the time. It's a kid on TikTok. His name is Sketch. Sketch. He's my favorite. Sketch is my favorite TikToker of all time. Well, now I need to see the Sketch person. He's so funny. He's family friendly here. Family friendly. Ready, ready, ready? What?

You do look like a weirdo, dude. You do look kind of freaky. Especially with this hat. I'm like, blink if you want me. Yeah, if he reads Mav's hat, that's even worse. Look, look, look. I can't. That has to be a meme. That's so funny. Hey, bud. That's so funny. I got a great question. Do you? I do, actually. If you guys had to choose, okay?

Yes, what yes, I didn't ask the question. Oh, no good answer. Thanks I've never gotten a snapchat for this person. Who's it from Maddox? No, you know, I have this person on snapchat. Oh

Who is it? I can't say. Caroline. Can't say yet. Y'all know who it is. So you're already moving on to the next girl, I see. Is it so-and-so? What? It better be so-and-so. Her dog's head was stuck in a Frisbee and he's running around. Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see. Get it off. His head's stuck through the Frisbee. Get up, her dog. Wow.

Bro, wait, who's so-and-so? What do you like to know? You like to know who so-and-so is. Matt got a girlfriend. Listen, when you get to find out who so-and-so is and who Kyle is, you're going to be... Yeah, guys. Dude, Kyle makes me mad. He's not coming on. Kyle will be here today. I can't stand Kyle. You can't. So freaking annoying. Special guest, next episode, Kyle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't you like Kyle? That man has half a brain cell.

And it's dancing around up there. Okay? It's not working. It's just dancing. Some might would say he doesn't even have one. I wouldn't even consider it one. Some might say he reminds them of you. To be compared to that fool is quite offensive, honestly. Some might would say y'all favor each other in looks. That's crazy. Kate looks nothing like Kyle. Yeah. Really? I see a resemblance.

No, Kyle is so what? If you guys want to know who Kyle is, you can either A, go to the Bros Pod, go subscribe to the LOL Bros Podcast, or you can B, watch the episode that we post after this. I know who Kyle is! That's not Kyle. It says in the caption, Kyle is a dude. You do know who Kyle is. You know who Kyle is? Stop. She's been cheating. Don't expose who Kyle is. Fine.

Fine. I won't. I won't. I will not explode because I am AT&T insurance. Who farted? You did. I don't know if she ironically said that with the howl on her head or if she meant it. No, obviously who farted. That's so gross. Most likely me, but it wasn't me. You didn't let one just leak out? Nope. Well, if it wasn't you, I'm going with the professional. Listen to my back, Pop. Ready?

Your back, every time you say this, your back never pops. Listen, I'm not going to listen to your back pop. What I am going to do is listen to the next episode. Yes, brother. We're going to listen to the next episode right now. So click the next episode.