I Found Hidden Messages On His Phone!
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I've ever met, that is insane! Kate's gonna call my ex. Don't call her. Oh my goodness. Hi, I'm Kate, Emma's wife now. We were just in a conversation about how horrible he was to every girl he ever talked to. So, here he is. Yeah, say you're sorry. What do I say, Harper? I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for five years ago when I sent a ball pool. Alright guys, so you might notice the pig under the blanket. The elephant in the room. Oh my-

You did not just say the pig in the blanket. I didn't mean to. Should we restart? The pig under the blanket? We're not restarting. I did not mean it like that. I just meant like I was trying to make a pig in the blanket type of joke, but then I realized that calling you a pig would be like vile. I take it back. Atrocious. I'm so happy my mom's making spaghetti tonight. Yo, me too. Your mom's making spaghetti tonight? Yeah. If you want, you can come over and

Unfortunately, I don't like spaghetti. Okay. But there is a Kate in a blanket. Maybe as I should say. Don't even worry about me over here. Would you like to explain yourself? No, just don't even worry about me. Let's just keep going. Kate has done something. She's done something that only I have seen. And she doesn't want to show you guys. Don't even. Y'all seriously don't even need to see my face this episode. Kenzie? Yeah? Are you with us? I'm here. I can hear. Oh.

Maverick, are you with us? No. Oh, he's looking at himself. Surprisingly, it's only me and Harper here right now, apparently. He's looking at himself once again. Excuse me, I'm here too. But you're like under a blankie? Katie under the blankie? Yes, but I can do an episode under the blanket. The whole time? But you won't be able to see anybody. Just come out, Kate. She's brown-headed. Oh my goodness!

Why? Oh, my gosh. What do you mean, why? You think it looks bad? No, it looks good. I think it looks great. I think it looks so good. Wow. It makes your eyes pop. That's dark. It's a power move. You mean not? I told him Matt wants to get his hair blonde again, and I said, absolutely not, because his eyes look so pretty with brown hair. Guys, are we going to not? They're just going to like, hello, she's brunette. She was just complimenting me. Let her go. Yeah. Kate, how do you curl your hair? She's literally brunette. I didn't curl it, though.

No, but she was so bright blonde. Does she use the hot tools like annoying like crow hair? No, she uses the... Wait, Kate, show them the picture of what your hair looks like. Like literally like three months ago. Are you talking about the one she showed you? Yeah. That was like two years ago. Okay, well just the other one. What other one? I don't know. One before you did this. Before I did this, this is what my hair looked like. Oh my gosh. Wow. That is something else. You look different in a good way.

I don't know. If y'all don't like it, you can tell me. I like it. I don't like it. I mean, it's like not my cup of tea. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I think it looks so cute. I'm not kidding. Matt, this is like practically your hair color. Yeah, but that is Matt's hair color. No, I'm me. No, take your hat off. Oh, wow. Oh.

- On me? - No, you guys have about the same hair color. - This is jet black. - Mav is dogging on my hair color. That's literally, Mav, I actually showed her a picture of your hair and I said, "Can you make me look like this?" - You wanna look like me? That is crazy. - Okay, you should've kept that to yourself. You should've kept that to yourself when you did that.

Why did you do that? I can't believe you did that. Mav, obviously I didn't do that. I don't believe anybody's ever shown a picture of Mav and been like, make me look like that. We actually were talking about you on the way to the hair salon. We were actually specifically talking about your blonde hair era.

Oh, no, Kate was. Kate was dogging on you. She was like, do you remember when Maverick was trying all those hairstyles and they all looked so bad and he thought they looked so good? I didn't say that. Remember when he tried the middle part? That's it. That's the only hairstyle I tried that's ever been different than yours. Oh, yeah? What about the mullet? I didn't try a mullet. What? No, I didn't try a mullet. I just had longer hair. Why are y'all saying it like that? A mullet? A mullet? A mullet? It's a mullet. I was specifically trying to convince Cash. I said...

Maybe you should stop dyeing your hair blonde. Like, maybe go a little bit more natural. And then we just got on the topic of all of y'all's hairstyle, and I was like, it used to be, like, yellow. Like, white-yellow. Max? No. Both of theirs. Both of their hair was, like, super, super, like, thick blonde. Cash got white-white ones. Cash was still yellow. I know.

My hair's not yellow. I had like a gray at one point. Yeah. My hair dye is like light brown. Yeah. It's yellow. It's a little yellow. That is light brown. My cat claws are gonna be too. Actually, it looks kind of white. I'm gonna... Did you just get it done? Yeah, it always looks white like the first couple days. Yeah, but it's...

Anyways, I went in today because I got my hair like slightly darker like two months ago and then it looked good and then it started to like fade like my blonde hair started showing through again. So I was like, okay, can you like just take a lot of the blonde out? Like I feel super blonde right now and I don't want to feel as blonde and she was like, I got you and she took the blonde out for sure.

Also, Kate was taking all her blonde out going brunette for some reason. Didn't even tell me that. And then she looks over at, when the lady's dying my hair, Kate looks over at me and she's like, dye his brown. I was like, what the? What? I was like, no, no. I like my hair how I said it in the first place. You told the lady what color to dye his hair? Yes, she did. Yes, I was like, Gabri, please. You can go darker on him. He won't mind. And Cash is like, yes.

Yes, I will. I don't go darker. And I was like, don't listen. She was trying to choose my haircut and my hair dye, which is crazy. Oh, yeah. What's up, guys? You're probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well, I'm bringing you the biggest news you've ever heard in your entire life. That's right. Entire life. The LL Podcast is doing our second ever live show in New York City on January 4th. So if you guys want to come see all of us live, go over to the LL podcast dot net to get your tickets right now.

Well, because I feel like Cash is scared to let go of the blonde. He's scared of not feeling like a 15-year-old anymore. Yeah. No, I just like how I look with blonde hair. Okay, just because you're one day not blonde doesn't mean you can start dogging on blondes, Kate. I'm not dogging on blondes. I'm dogging on your blonde. What? I just think that you're like... He straight up has said, the blonde hair makes me look younger. And I'm like, well, it's not a bad thing to look your age. Kate. Yeah.

You don't look your age. How old do I look? You look old now. You gained some years with the blonde. I'm just sugar head. Do I look older? You do look older. But you look more mature. Well, I don't want to look older. I still want to look like I'm a 20-year-old teenage girl. I'm kind of scared.

No, it does look good. It looks good. You look like a teacher, like one of those teachers that all the guys likes. The what? The teachers. All the teachers. You do kind of look like a teacher. That the guys like you and they're like, oh yeah, Miss Baker's so fine.

Thanks. You're welcome. You think they say that about my sister? Yeah. Definitely. 100%. Your sister's so pretty. Are y'all twins? Like what? Miss Thornton? Oh wait. Dude, Miss Thornton? Yay. Y'all see Miss Thornton Lee?

That's what they say about your sister. Wait, why'd you say my name on the podcast? Sorry, JC. Wait, was your name Kenzie Thornton? No. Oh, that's her husband's name. She's married. Okay, okay. I was like... Yeah, dude, Cash just appeared somewhere. He did. Hey, I'm just joking. Your hair looks good. Thanks. It does look good. It looks amazing. I'm actually kind of thinking, though, that, like, the more I wash... She told me when I finished. She was like, since you're washing your hair, like, every day it will kind of fade and get a little bit lighter. So I think after about a week, it'll lighten up again. Do you have color shampoo?

No. You like color lasting shampoo. I have a Pureology, which maybe is, it's good for blondes, but. I gotta ask this though. You don't need that. See, that's pulling out the color in the breast. Is that the color you actually wanted? I probably would have done a little bit, little, little,

more blonde in it? No. Well, see, I think you're looking at it in the front. Somebody please make a TikTok. Somebody make a TikTok and tag us. I want to see you go to a barber and say, give me the Maverick. Yeah. Okay. Give me the Maverick.

Maverick with the bald spot on the back. Show it in the picture. Just put the bald spot on the back. Right in the back. But also, you have to specifically show a picture of when he had a middle part. No. Give me the Maverick with the bald spot. First off, you can make fun of the middle part. It wasn't that bad.

It wasn't that bad. It was pretty bad. It wasn't the middle part that was bad. It was the blonde dye. No, the dye was bad. Oh, and the earring. Yeah. Almost all of our dye was bad until we were like 19. Yeah, the dye. No matter where we would go, they'd just dye it like gray, white. Yeah, I would show them pictures of like Nile horn. Nobody could do this like a dirty blonde. And all these people in my hair did not look like that. Yeah. Cash, do you only have one earring? Yeah, he's over here. I lost the other one like two years ago.

and i just haven't replaced it dude i was so mad on our wedding day i specifically said take the earring out because he only had one i was like take your earring out i don't want you to have an earring in our wedding pictures and he didn't take it out yeah and that was when i lost i lost one like excuse so over two years ago if so if anybody has a replacement i'll take it you just buy a new pair of earrings yeah i'm just so lazy like i don't want to do that and then and then i gotta go to players

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I'm James McComb reporting live from home in my bathrobe and slippers. Tonight, we're talking Duncan Polar Peppermint Coffee. Gene's here with the latest. Uh, Gene, do you copy? The home with Duncan is where you want to be. I got it. Yeah, but then I got to stab my ear again. I can do it for you. Have you not taken it out? Like, do you not take it out? Nope. This one's been in there like four years.

dude my chain has been in a while you never cleaned it that thing's probably disgusting if you take it out i bet it smells so bad actually no sorry i did take this one out a couple times when me and you went to jujitsu oh yeah and then you did you ever clean it when you took it out though nope that's gross guys i literally have my doubles pierced and i uh closed them back up really you closed them up yeah i want more i've done that yeah wait let me see right here

It looks almost bloody right now. Why does it look almost bloody? Oh, yeah. I did something with it. What did you do? I did a thing.

Did you pierce your ear right before this? No, you're probably wondering why it's bloody. Yeah, I am. You'll see in my new TikTok. That's about the most. Oh, no. Can I also look at my hands? They look also bloody, kind of. Oh, they do. That's definitely what's on your ear. Yeah, anyways. This ear is a little more scarred than the other. Yeah. I was poking a lot. I want more. I want my whole ear to be weighed. I want my ears to be 10 pounds deep with all my jewelry. I have an idea.

Let's re-pierce his ear right now. My ear? It's possible. I pierced my cartilage in high school. Could we do it? Do we have stuff to do it? I did all my piercings myself. What do we need to do to pierce his ear right now? Unfortunately, nobody will be stabbing my ear. I feel like you can do this. Wait, did you pierce your own cartilage too, Kate?

Kate, here's his ear. Kate is so brave. I did the one in high school and I sat there for about 20 minutes and I finally looked at myself in the mirror and I was like, you're not getting up from this chair until you stab yourself in the ear. And I was like, Kate. And did you get it through? Did it pop? Yeah, it popped. It's like,

Breaking through your skin barriers. It's not because I pierced my ears multiple times in numerous places. I pierced my ears. I did all mine except for my first ones. I did actually one cartilage is done by someone else, but I did all my friends. I did my sisters. I did a lot of people's piercings. Wow. Wait, have you always had this one? The one right next to the second one?

The, like, third one? It's like a triangle almost? Yeah. I got that one done probably about a year and a half ago, actually. Oh, so two. Because those two I got done at Studs when they opened up in Dallas. Yeah, so those are the only two. Studs?

Okay, this is... Wait, isn't it hard to, like, take it out for the gym? Do you take them out for the gym? No, I don't take them out for anything. I, like, never take them out. That's why they're so, like, tarnished. Oh, you should take it out for cheer. I think I'm going to get ripped out. I'm scared. I've always, like, mentally prepared, though, because, you know, I have my chain. You have so much going on up there. I never realized. Wait, wait, let me see. You've never realized how many earrings she has? I want more, too. I feel like I don't have enough. But when she really pulls her hair back, like, her earring looks like a jungle gym. You ever seen the... Never mind. Oh.

I was going to say, you know like the people in Africa that have like crazy piercings? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like Kate's getting close. The people with like the neck thing? No, you know who my inspiration is for ear piercings? What? Brooke Monk. Oh, I love Brooke Monk. Her ears are

beautiful. It looks so good. Hey, don't you guys think at a point there's too many piercings? If I ever met Brooke Monk, I would die. Brooke Monk should come on the podcast. Let's see. Earrings. Brooke Monk earrings because that's literally a search because she's literally known for her ear piercings. And Sam. Everybody should go tell them to come on the podcast. I actually DM'd them two days ago to come and they never answered. I want that. You're close. I'm

They used to answer me like five years ago, but they don't answer me now. She's so pretty. I know. It's like insanely. She's very pretty. She honestly, like I'm not even like trying to glaze you. She looks like you low key. That sounds like you're glazing. No, I'm like, I'm being serious. What about like this?

See, like, that middle part's not that bad. That's kind of crazy. No. I mean, it's not good, but specifically the really, really bad one I remember is the one in Hawaii. Yeah, that's when it was, like, bright, bright. It was that, and then you also, like, the fit you wore with it. A white shirt? No, it was a white shirt. Thanks, man. Can't wear a white t-shirt no more. It was a white shirt with, like, white skinny jeans. Oh, yeah, that probably was not... No, yeah, it wasn't that.

I know, like, I'm going to look back on this era of my life and be like, why would I do that? Oh, 100%. I think we're, I think maybe are we all going to look back in, like, five years and be like, why did we do that or say that or wear that? I just have both my ears pierced. Oh, my gosh. Both. You guys, you know what's so funny is you guys got your ear pierced, and I remember Cash telling me about how, like, everyone, every man in the family made fun of him, and then your dad comes to our house a couple months ago, and he's got his ears pierced now. What? He literally did it. He did it just because we did it. He, like, made fun of y'all.

I think he was jealous. He always wanted his ears pierced, but his mom wouldn't let him. Wait, you said a couple months ago? No, this was like two years ago. Does he still have his ears pierced? Does he still have them pierced? No, he took it out. Are you sure? I thought.

I've never seen a rip the hole in my shirt. Why would you do that? Where's that shirt from? I'm kidding. It came with the holes. Oh, where's it from? I got it for PR from Paxton. Oh, cute. And I also got these from PR. Cute. It's a free set. I got ripped off the other day. Why? From an email. I did not do my due diligence. And it said at gmail.com instead of at the brand, whatever it is.

And I got ripped off. Yeah. Sad story. Yeah. I blame Kate and Maverick, though. You know, this might be my favorite hairdo that Mav's done. Are we just trying to find my bad haircuts? That's a wig. No, it's not. That is not a wig. Let me see. Oh, that was crazy. You did that, too, though. There's a video where you would not do that. Was it as a joke? It only lasted like an hour. You're kidding, right? That's the worst hairstyle I've ever done.

What was that, Matt? That's so funny. Harper, what's like the craziest hairstyle you've done and been like, like you wore it and you were like, oh yeah, this is it. Oh my gosh. And then later on you were like, why did I do that? You know what I did? What?

I cut bangs on myself like two years ago. Oh my goodness. Did you like pull them and then they went like here? This guy did a cash baker hair tutorial. Wait, what? Yeah. There's a cash baker hair tutorial? There is. I knew there was a cash haircut. Okay. I don't know about that. Let's see it, Mav. Come on.

Yeah, we can't even show that. Um,

Gosh darn it, we can't show that because there's music on it. And it'll get copyrighted. I need to find the bangs. They were insane. That's hilarious. You know, I've actually lately, I've seen bangs and I've been tempted, but I'm like, I can't. Wait, Kate will go with bangs though. With the brown hair? No, no, no. Bangs, I'm sorry. Bangs hardly ever look good. That is just not true. Bangs look really good. Very few people can pull them off. Wait, can I please show you this? I would do curtain bangs before I did bangs. Don't you already have curtains? No, I don't. I should get those. You just have layers?

I should get those. I should get curtain bangs and see if I like it. What is that? Don't worry about it. It's not bangs like what you're thinking. Oh my gosh, please watch. This isn't my bangs, but just please watch. What a weird name. Bangs, I know. Bangs. Just watch this. This is from like three years ago, so don't make fun of me, but just watch. Oh, wait. What are you doing? Oh, so much is happening. Wait, you're bracing.

Whoa, you look like you're six. Text that to Alex. You look so baby. That's like the worst video I think I've ever seen of myself. But I need to find the bangs because I cut them myself and they were so bad and I thought I looked so good with them. Well, did they come all the way down like bangs are supposed to or did they meet halfway at your foot? No, I actually didn't do them that thick. I did it like this much, I would say. And then I cut them right here. And I kept cutting them shorter and I kept...

Can you stop? Just doing some background music because the story was getting long. All right, well, y'all can keep talking now. I'm trying to find my bangs. At one of our live shows... What now? I'm just doing background music. Okay. You want to see your haircut? Yes.

Sometimes you gotta find a chin up bar

Hang by your legs and hairspray the crap out of it. That is great. He kind of looks the same. It's like his ball cap. It's like... Watch his head.

It was. It was where your eyes like shaded when you walked out in the sun. Yeah, I never had to wear a hat because that was just my hat. No sunglasses necessary. No, I will say, Cash, when you were younger, I remember him being so obsessed with how his hair looked. One time he stopped kissing me to fix his hair. He still is obsessed. What? That is not true. Wait, stop. Kissing is kind of crazy. No, I did not stop kissing you to kiss my hair. Do you kiss him with your eyes open?

Wait, what? You do? No. Oh. I kiss my eyes open. What if... I'm always peeking. Yeah. You're peeking, right? Okay, if you just open your eyes. Oh, gosh. No, no, no. I was... I kissed Kinsey the other day and...

I had my eyes open and I crossed them. I told her to do it. Scariest thing you'll ever see. It was. It was. Yeah, that would be the scariest thing I've ever seen. I opened my eyes and I'm kissing Maverick. Yeah, cross eyes. I'm kissing Maverick. Trust me. Wow. Just try it later. I'm telling you, it's crazy. And I thought I ate with the ponytail. Oh.

Oh, that was cute. That was cute. No, I was so embarrassed. I remember when like Cash did musically and his hair looked like that. He like the comments were always about how fluffy.

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His hair looked and his hair was not fluffy. It was crunchy. No, it's fluffy. It's fluffy. It was crunch. There was no fluff. It was all fluff. No crunch. If you were to touch his hair, it'd sound like... You could take his hair and pull it apart like paper. Yeah. What the? Rip in half. It was hard. If he were to hit his head in the wall, it would make his hair look stop. He'd come out and his hair would look the same. I'll tell you that. Okay. We get it. Somebody has hard hair.

He does. Okay, well, I say we change topics. Well, since we're talking about 2019. What? You know, never mind. It's a little early. Never mind. What were you going to say? Nothing. Were y'all still living at home in 2019? 2019? Yeah. Yeah, I think y'all moved out there right at the beginning of 2020. 2020, we moved out there.

I lived in Oklahoma in 2019 also. You did? What part? You lived in Oklahoma before? Tishomingo. What the? I lived in Tulsa before. She was in college though. You did not live in Tulsa. I did. No, you didn't. I go up there, mom. You go up there? I go up there.

Her mom said they did not live in Tulsa. She lived there for like a day. Practically a local. I lived there for four days. I guess I've been up there for approximately like 50 days in my whole lifetime. Oh, do you go up there like once a year or something? No, like four times a year. Since when do you start talking like that? I've been up there for approximately 50 days. Me? Approximately. Her intelligence level is getting higher, Mav. Applaud her for that. I'm waiting for the applaud. Where was it?

You spilled something on your clothes. Oh, that's... I don't want to talk about what that is. What is that? Just, all right. What's it called? I'm so confused. I just want to know what that is. I just, I don't really. It's a hard subject. Wait, what's on your hands? I don't really like to talk about it. You don't like to talk about it or you don't want to get prosecuted because it looks like you murdered someone. I don't want to talk about it. That's it. We'll get skipped back.

Okay. 2019. Oh, yeah. 2019. Cash talked to a lot of girls. Whoa. Excuse you. Oh, he was such a... In 2019, Cash was literally a, like... Ooh. Type guy. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh.

What do you... Uwu. A homewrecker? Wait, what's that? No, it's not a homewrecker. Wait, I don't know what uwu actually means. It's just like... Uwu? Yeah, he was that. Like, just like a... Like girly? Like girls would say something and he'd be like... Oh, baby. You did not say uwu.

I did not say uwu. I don't know what he's talking about. I bet he did. No, he was an uwu kind of guy. No. Let's fact check. I did not check. Let's fact check. Oh, there it goes. Oh, no, girl. No, give me my lip products because last time I dropped the lip products, I never got it back. I would not go through his phone if I were you. You're going to go through his phone? I've gone through his phone before. To 2019? Oh, yeah. Don't do that. There was this one time.

Cash was taking a slight little nap and I was curious, okay? I was- No. That's so toxic, actually. This is when we like-

started dating. Like, you remember the day he told me everything ever? This is about a week later. Oh, that's understandable then. Right before Cash and I started dating, he said, I can't start dating you if I don't openly confess that I have kissed 37 women. That's not entirely true. What really happened was you weren't going to say anything. And Alex goes, no. Alex goes, no, shut up, no.

Let me tell the story. Did you tell her? No. Let me tell the story. Alex, you did that? No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Let me tell the story.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Did you tell me what? You're ruining the whole story. Because it's not being told properly. I think you're just upset. No. I was like, I'm in my mind because Kate's been asking me to date her for like four years. He's asking you, Becky. I was like, okay. That is not true. I'm going to finally date Kate. So I go pick her up from Texas. Well, he's leaving at the park. She's driving back. No, it's a super short story. No, he's leaving at the park.

He's leaving out how it was a toss-up between this girl in Florida and me. No, no, it wasn't a toss-up. I knew this girl in Florida I wouldn't date. Bro, you lucked out. No. It was a toss-up. I mean, you got a good deal here. No, this girl in Florida, I was like, I knew I wasn't going to date her. If I was going to go see her, it was literally just going to be to hang out. Or it was going to be to see Kate.

But I've already been dragging Kate on for like four years. So I was like, okay, if I see her this time, like we either have to date or like stop talking because we've been talking on and off for like four years. So it's either time to date Kate or time to cut her.

And I had to make up my mind and I said you know what I'm gonna date her because I like her and- Wait hold on can you stop? Well no you said you were gonna cut her and then me and Alex said you should probably date her. No. Cut her off. No I did not say that. And I was like I'm gonna date Kate. I like her I'm gonna go I'm gonna choose her over everybody. It was the ultimate decision. I want to know like what in your mind was like this is it this is a choice I have to make.

Okay, yo, I feel like I had a gun to my head. Hello, maybe I just liked Kate. Anybody ever think of that? I really feel like me and Alex and you... Me and Alex, you shouldn't be here. Me and Alex should be here. No, no, no, listen. Alex knows. No. Vin? I know. I go pick up Kate. Shut up. I go pick up Kate.

And then we're driving back to Oklahoma because I went to go pick her up. We're driving back to Oklahoma. And then. I was like, okay, I got to tell her. And then. Maddie, shut up, bro. Crap, dude. I got poop on my fingers. What the? What? How? How? I like wiped. I don't know. Did you touch cash? What the? I'm kidding.

Wow. You got me. What is that? A NYX stick. A what stick? A NYX stick. A marker. NYX. Yeah, the NYX eyeliner stick. Anyways, so I pick Kate up. I'm driving back to Oklahoma. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to tell her everything tomorrow.

That seems like a good time. When she's stuck in Oklahoma and can't leave. By everything, I was going to be like, well, I'm going to ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow. And then I'm also going to tell her like, oh, by the way, I also did kiss quite a few girls. That's crazy. That's like the, hey, will you marry me? By the way, I'm $10 trillion a day. No, no, no. Well, first of all, he's actually... I literally was single and all I was telling her before we started dating. But wouldn't you say that before you asked? No. No. I was like...

I hadn't asked her to be my girlfriend yet. I just picked her up just to hang out. And we're driving to Oklahoma. Y'all are making this story so chaotic. Let Kate tell it. No, you're chaotic. You keep interrupting. And that's why the story's not good. This is lighter than Kate's hair. Yeah. Isn't that weird? And we're in Oklahoma the next day. Well, you're leaving him in important detail. What? Did we stop at Sonic? No.

After we had stopped at Sonic, though, the girl from Florida starts calling him on the phone. While I'm literally in the car with him, this other girl is calling his phone. And I'm like, oh, I'll answer it. Like, as a joke, the thought that he had another girl in Florida did not even cross my mind. I was like, oh, let me answer it. And he's like, hold the phone. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. And I'm like...

I don't answer it. There's probably a reason why he doesn't want me to answer it. Why'd you turn into Mickey Mouse? Yeah. Anyway, so girl from Florida calls. That's it. That's it. She called my phone. Wait, so y'all didn't answer? No. But then later. Did you have any suspicions? But then. No, I didn't. Any suspicions? We weren't dating. Question. We weren't dating. Question. I'm allowed to talk to females when I'm single. Question. What? This is an important part about.

Cash's character. What? Did you tell the girl from Florida that you weren't going to go meet her in Florida? That's what she was calling about. I was making up my mind here. Wow. I was a single man. Oh. So you just ditched her. No. You let this girl in Florida be like, where's Cash? She's not here. He told me he was going to be here at 10.

But now he's stuck in Houston. He's gonna have a four-hour drive the same thing you did to Kate I was a single man. I had two girls asking me to hang out one I was gonna date potentially one I was not I said

Okay, I'm going to go with Kate because I like her better and I want to date her. So I go pick up Kate. We're driving back. Then the girl calls. That is completely not my fault. I'm still single at this moment. At this moment, at this exact moment, I'm not even dating. I have no relations to Kate. But you like, but like, let's be real. You went to Kate's house. You drove down there three hours. You go to her father. You ask her, you ask her dad, right? No. No. Ask him what? May I ask your daughter to be my girlfriend? No. No.

He came down. It was like kind of serious. No, he came down and like met my entire family and we went to dinner. Yes. I had to meet her entire family because I was taking her to a different state. Obviously, they don't want to let you run off with some guy. Anyways. And let me get to the story. Okay. So we're driving to Oklahoma. Okay. She called. I was like, no, we probably shouldn't answer that right now. Maybe later. And then the next day comes. We spend the night in Oklahoma. Okay.

Matt was just a hard person to tell a story with. I know. Oh, yeah. That's what you're laughing at. Oh, okay. The next day comes. Okay. We spend the night in Oklahoma. Next day's here. Me, Alex, and Kate are in the car. And Alex goes, did you tell her yet? And I was like... And it was at that moment. No, Alex. My car? I did not actually... You was in the car? Yes. I'm in the car. All three of us are in the car. I was like, no, Alex. I'm in the car.

I'm not telling her yet. Why would you ask that question? Because if I didn't tell her, obviously this situation is happening right now. I think Alex was just coming on Kate's side. He's like, Alex was definitely team Kate. He was like, did you tell her yet? And then Kate was like, tell me what? And I was like, oh, it's just time. We'll get back on. It's a funny story, honestly. Oh my gosh. And then Kate, I was like, hey, I want you to be my girlfriend, but also I just thought I should let you know that

I don't even know why I should like, like I was single. This is ridiculous that I'm even in this situation. I was like, I want you to be my girlfriend. But also the past like couple months since we've been talking a little bit, but like not dating, but we've been talking. It's important information. I have been talking to other girls too. Um,

But, you know, I'm going to cut them all off and I'm just going to date you and I want to make this official. And that was it. And I see no harm with that. When you're single, you got to play the field. You got to see which people you like. You got to talk to multiple people. I was like, right before I asked you to be my girlfriend, if I was like, hey,

You should know, though. I've been talking to, like, 70 other women, and I'm going to cut them all off, though. No, it's kind of the opposite, which still hurt my feelings. What? Matt, before he asked me to be his girlfriend, like, a week before, he was like, you can go on dates with whoever you want, though. Like, any guy that you want to talk to, it's fine. That's so pygmy of him. Pygmy? How is that pygmy? You can go on any other dates with any guy. Not like me. I'm not the right guy.

Well, it gave off the impression that you just were not into me at all and you just could not wait for me to go on a date with any other human being except for you. Well, plain hard to get. Do you think it's bad if you're talking to a guy and before you date them, they kiss another girl and then they're like, oh yeah, while we were talking, I kissed a girl, but now I'll just cut them all off. Yeah, cut them all. You cut him off. Yeah, no, that's bad. And I'll tell you why. Because that's exactly what...

It's called not being intentional. Okay, listen when you are single, okay, see y'all we get a word single You are allowed to talk to people. Yeah, you're allowed to talk to multiple Just are you though? Are you though? Are you supposed to like talk to other people like that literally just talking? Okay, but were you like even literally just talking? There's a social media guy, okay who likes Harper let's say which I

hypothetically and he's going around kissing like every other girl in LA and Harper's like I really like him I really like him you'd be like no he's trash don't talk to him yeah that was your trash that was you but if he had a change of heart and he was like actually all that stuff I did was wrong oh I'm sure they're gonna tell Harper that and I'm not gonna I'm not doing that anymore like that stuff's wrong so that's the old me and then also since it's the new me here I want a date

We should be official. Then, you know, that's completely fine. So then Cash and I, you know, have our happily ever after for about a week. And then I get curious, okay? I'm a curious Kate. Wow, yeah. All that storytelling just to tell why you went through my phone. That was crazy. Yeah, so I'm 15 years old, okay? Not even, I couldn't even drive yet. That's how young I was. 15 years old. I finally am dating Cash. This is all I've wanted for the last, like, five years of my life.

so happy but I also could not forget that there was other girls he had literally kissed before me so I'm like let's just go see so I open up I was like I just want to see what he talked about with them like was he into them at all or was it literally just like let's go hang out so I open up the most recent girl that I knew he had hung out with I open up her messages oh no he didn't say will you be my oh no

No, this is crazy though. I open up this girl's messages. Okay. Oh no. And I remember this night cause this had been two weeks prior. Let's also clarify. Don't, you don't need to go through people's phones. Okay. No, I could have. This was a wrong thing for you to do. Very wrong. It was wrong. I could have just asked and he would have showed me anything. And you've never done it since, right? That's what I was confused about. False.

What? What? He just told me the other day about a different thing. Oh! What the? Wait a second. Not about cash, though. Will you be my ooh-ooh? The other thing that he told me. Did you go through somebody else's phone besides mine? She's gone through my phone before. I know that. No, not your phone. Okay. My iPhone.

This makes it so much better

It doesn't make you look as bad if they're all there. Yeah. It was a group activity. That doesn't make it good. We were scrolling through his phone. Group bowling? I'm not even kidding. It was like every single morning, this man took a shirtless picture in the mirror flexing. True. Flexing. He was like. Did he have skinny bones too? No, I was working out. No skinny bones.

apparently a crime. This is why we were living in this house. I don't understand why taking a pic... It's not like I uploaded it anywhere. I just kept it to myself. Yeah, that's even weirder, Matt. What? You took a picture every morning flexing. He was like... It's called progress photos. You ever heard of it? Every morning? Yeah. No. Progress photos are like maybe every month. This man every morning was like... I will say, I did not stare at those pictures. I just laughed at Matt or Cash and Alex's reaction to him having a shirtless selfie ever. It was like a part of his morning routine was...

Taking a shirtless photo. Wake up, take myself with my shirtless pic. His morning bod. I can't help it. I look better every day. Okay. Sometimes you just gotta, like, it's just refreshing, you know? All right, Kate, say what you found. Oh, anyways, so two weeks, I was on his phone while he was sleeping, okay? And two weeks before, I remember there was this one night, I stayed up until five o'clock in the morning waiting for Cash to call me. You were way too deep. Okay.

I had school the next day. I stayed up until 5 a.m. waiting for Cash to call me because he had said, I'm on video games right now with my brother and my friends, and I will call you when we are done. And I said, okay. So I stayed up until 5 a.m. Lights in my bedroom on all night, okay? Forcing myself to stay awake waiting for him to call me. This is just so sad. Oh, my God. Kate loves her sleep, too. Yeah. It's a highly valuable thing to her. So I'm waiting up, okay?

I remember this night because I was pretty mad. I finally fell asleep. I was pretty mad that he never called. And then the next morning, he texts me, hey, sorry, I was just on games. And then I fell asleep before I called you. And I was like, dude, whatever. Okay. Go to his messages. And two weeks before that same night,

9pm when he said I will call you once I'm done with video games he was texting another girl do you want to hang out and he drove to her house and picked her up and hung out with her oh no all night

- Okay, I'm sitting in my bed up until 5:00 AM, okay? - You're in trouble. - At 6:00 AM, he drops the girl off back at her house and that's when he sends me the text, "Hey, I'm sorry, I fell asleep playing video games last night." - Oh my gosh. - Okay, so I'm mad. - Straight up lying. - I'm mad, I'm very mad, okay? - The fact that you put two and two together is crazy. - I'm mad, Cash is sleeping. So naturally, what do I do? - Wait, wait, you are married at this point?

No. No. Two weeks into dating. This was two weeks into dating. Oh, okay. I was 15, okay? This is not one of my proudest moments, but it shouldn't be one of yours either. So, I roll over, and I said, took my pillow. I need a pillow. No, no, no. No, no. She comes in my room, takes my phone, does this. Then, I don't even, I think I'm alone. And then, she grabs a pillow and starts hitting me. And then, she's like...

This is so valid, though. You deserved every bit of that. He wakes up from his sleep. Also, I did not go into his room, take his phone out. I just did it next to him while he was sleeping, okay? Anyways, so then...

I'm like very upset because I find out this was just another thing that I felt I had been lied to about and he hadn't told me. And he was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, yeah. And I was like, okay, I'm sorry. I went to your phone. He was like, you can ask me anytime you want to say anything. And I was like, fine. So ever since then, I have not awoken him from a slumber by hitting him with a pole. I would have showed her then too if she would have just simply asked. You don't get to talk. Hey, you know what? Y'all paint me to be this little bad picture man. Let's see if I can find it. You painted your picture. Now you live in it. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. No, I'm going to look at it.

talk i'm looking through your phone you're a bad man no wait don't look through my phone yet kate we'll get to that okay just hold on let me say something about a scenario okay oh my i would be furious no see that's what i want to talk about nobody has no right to be furious just because i said i would call you and didn't call

And picked up another girl. But then you lie about it and say, oh, I fell asleep playing video games. When really you were with another girl. The lie is questionable. But everything else, I was single. It's like two lies. Because it's not like you forgot you were going to call. You deliberately didn't call. You definitely saw her text, her calls, all that stuff. Completely ignored her. All you had to do was shoot her a text and say, hey, I can't call tonight. Hey, I can't call. I'm hanging out with another girl. That's all you had to do. It was that simple. I would be more happy if somebody said that.

Hey, Kate, unfortunately, there's another girl that I'm about to make out with, so I cannot speak right now. Yeah, that's like crazy. I would be so mad. Okay, fine. I can leave you on speaker, though, if you want to. Okay, fine. Look to my phone, Kate.

Can we go through each other's phones? Yeah, let's do my 2019 messages. This will be good. I already scrolled down. Actually, these might even be 2018. No, this is 2020 because we started dating in 2020. No, we're going to before we started dating, so that's what we're doing. Oh, okay, okay. 2018. How old was I in 2018? 15? Why do you have Neville from iCarly's phone number in here? Neville, the guy who's like, rue you. I will rue you. Yeah, that guy, that guy.

I just have a lot of people's contacts over the years. We were on some sort of call with him. I don't remember what it was for. I had some calls scheduled with him and Neville was there. He was a writer or something at the time. I don't know what he was doing. Do my DMs. I never texted girls.

What? What did you say? I just found a text message. I just found, like, a chat with a girl I know you had a little smooch with. Let me see. I will rue the day, Carly Shayne. No, go to the DMs. Okay. The DMs is where? When Carly was 15, I was not texting girls. I was DMing them. 15? You need to stop, like, making yourself sound younger. You were 16 and 17 years old when this was happening. Sweetheart. In 2018, I was 15.

And I was too. Or I'm 15 now and I don't do that. 15 years old. Do the math. I was born in 2003. That's 15. I was born in 2009. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. 2019. I was 15 years old if the timestamp was 2018. Oh, my gosh. What if I accidentally send her a message? Like one of the old ones. That would be catastrophic. Please like one of the old ones. If you do it, screen record it. Screen record it and like one of the old ones. Six years later, I like it. You won't, Kate. You won't. Screen record it and like it right now. Do it. She's not going to do that. The amount of emojis that I am seeing. Well, we can't even see what you're looking at. Can you screen record your screen? Well, no, because the girl's Instagram is here. No, you can't screen record, but you can screenshot it.

and we can blur it out. - Oh my gosh. - Does it say that they screwed recorded chat? - Ew! - What? Good morning. - Have you ever called him though? - No, I have not. - Ew. - Wait, wait, what is it? - Good morning, Cashie. I just posted the video if you wanna go comment on it. - No, she's looking for clout. - What'd you say? - She's looking for clout. - And then Cash hit a bunch of just random letters 'cause he was so excited.

Wait, he did what? No. Okay, let us see. He hit me a bunch of random letters. Let me screenshot it. He's like, okay. Yes, ma'am. Okay, fine. And you called me cashy.

Okay. I'm showing it to y'all, but I already screenshotted it to send it to Alex. There is a lot of emojis. That's a lot of hearts you sent, Cash. It's a lot. Oh, so sweet. So sweet. We just uploaded the video to TikTok if you want to use the sound. Don't feel like you have to. This was definitely like Cash and Mav when they made their first song or something. I definitely will, my love. No. What?

Wow. Okay. Yes, a lot of girls called me their love. Kate, what can I tell you? My love is insane. This would make me sad. This would make me sad. I definitely will, my love. Thank you. Did he call her my love? No, he just said thank you. Kinsey's like sad for you over there. She just said after she called him her love. I wanted to stop actually. After he called her.

called him her love he said thank you she said i love you cash said love you no oh wait i told wait i told her i love her yeah and then i responded with that's crazy because we didn't even like i was wasn't he's like i didn't even care for wasn't even thought in my head to date that girl yeah and then and then she said manipulator you are she

She said, I did it, Cashie. I'm going to post it tomorrow because it's late here. Yeah, for sure. Thank you. Send it to me. I want to see it. Laughing emoji, laughing emoji, heart. OMG. Okay, love. Laughing emoji, heart. BRB. Ha ha. And then she sends the video. Wait, you got to screenshot these so we can see them, Kate. Okay. Might not be. I don't know. Sorry. Are you looking for your hair? Don't get your hair out, Harper. I'm not looking for my hair. This is crazy. Okay.

Let's see. Scrolling up. He said, congrats to something. I would be so mad. Yeah. Even as a married wife, man. No, I'm over it now. Like, I can see the rage in Kenji's eyes. Oh my gosh. He literally, this is. Kenji's raging right now. This man, this man, you quite literally, like. Please don't put me on a crossfire, don't you, man? Come on. Yeah, I will, because he literally.

Did not message this girl at all. She mentioned him in her story multiple times. Okay. He ignores it. Okay. The second cash has a song dropped and he wants her to go post a video using his audio on TikTok. Wow. He starts, he starts texting her. Hey, if you want, he said he texted her and said, uh,

I guess ass. There's not a message here. You must have posted on your story. Who wants to post a TikTok to my new music? Oh, yeah. And she slid up and said, hey, Cashie, I would love to. What exactly would you want me to put? Fire emoji, smiley face, heart, heart.

And you did parts back, I guarantee you. Listen, it's called networking, okay? I needed all these girls to post in their story my newest single. This is what Cash said. I'm pretty sure that's why Andrew Tate went to jail for. Who was Andrew Tate? I heard about him. So when the song drops tonight, there's like a 15-second clip that we thought would do good on TikTok, so we are going to make it a challenge called hashtag the way you move challenge. And the whole point, he spelled whole wrong, by the way. Was it H-O-L-E? Yes. Listen, I was fancy.

The whole point is to just get people to use the hashtag and reuse the sound. And we are going to have a dance to it, but if you don't want to do that, you could just be a normal lip sync or something like that. I'm down. Heart emoji. Okay, so I have to wait to make it till tonight. Post it tomorrow? Question mark? LOL. You can post it whenever. She's like your little manager girl. Yeah. Wow. Manager girl. How many girls did you do this to? Quiet.

Apparently... Is this how you got famous? There's a reason a lot of our songs are popular, man. I had all these women post about it. Cash, this is how he got famous. He just had a bunch of women post stuff for him. Yeah, apparently. No. He was like, I love you. Will you tag me? That's insane. That's crazy. Also, my song just dropped. If you'd like to use it. If you'd like to use it. We did it on iTunes for $1.99. Never says another thing to her again. By the way, I love you.

I love you again, by the way. By the way, here's 12 red hearts just for you. What did you post that had her saying this? What did she say? He said, he posted, this is a reply to a story. So the story's not there. She says, Cash, oh my gosh, two heart eye emojis. Drums are my fave. Oh, little drummer boy you are. I'm assuming I posted me drumming. And then you said, oh, thank you with a heart. You're welcome. You slay. Aw.

kissy face he said you slay no she said he's like no way i said that if kak said oh girl you slay i'd be like that's great wait slay was a thing bro my generation all over you you post a lot of them i got another one you want to look this one up okay just bleep the name can we bleep the name

I wouldn't want to be that. Oh! Yeah. Yeah, make sure you bleep that and blur it. Is it... But...

Yeah, let me find that chat. He's got to delete stuff. No, I'm not deleting anything. Yeah, but you'll want to go to the messages if the iMessages are still safe. Oh, is this the one that... Yeah. No, I feel bad for this girl. That what? Gosh, did this girl dirty. It's not in your messages. Stop playing your mic, Nev. I'll do what I want. No, it makes noises. I do what I want and I get what I want. Yeah, you can find it because I can't find it in there. Guys, we should like... This one was kind of crazy.

uh yeah we're just exposing all of cash's flaws that's horrible i want to go through cash's phone and look at his voice hey why don't we go through your phone i don't got anything in my phone you didn't message any guys no i was i'm being so serious i was so in love with cash the thought to even look at another guy didn't you kiss a guy like a month before you got with him or something no

what it was like three months before oh okay and i never talked to that guy again yeah the thought must have been so yeah it was that was not one of my proudest moments that was me and like uh i was like 14 it was my first high school party i was like oh i'm at a high school wasn't it just a dance no it was like a house party oh yeah was it and then like did you like kiss him i kissed a guy there because i was like oh i'm in high school i literally was like what six months i found it you want to know how i found it

I deleted her contact, so it's just her number. But I literally found it because I had to put in, I have feelings for you in the chat. You searched that? I searched, I have feelings for you. Wow. Well, you want me to read it? Oh, this one's brutal. I don't even want to read it. This is...

What happened? This is just bad on Cash's part. Cash is just a horrible person. To this girl, I'm sorry he did this to you. Yes, if you are watching this, you know who you are, and I'm sorry I did this. Let me tell you, all these other stories we just said, you know, I was single, stuff like this, but this story... You didn't deserve it, man. This story, I was just a jerk.

Wow. I was. Yeah. A bad friend. A bad overall human being. Very, very mean. Okay. Read it. There are kind of, there's like this whole text conversation. Hey, don't show the number. Oh, it's just like a normal text conversation. You know, like he's in town, they're texting when they should hang out, blah, blah, blah. Uh,

You know every once in a while she texts be like are you at this event? Hey, I'm here or whatever Oh, I have a new song you want to listen to it. Yeah, I love you. Will you post it? Okay, super casual for like a 16 year old guy and girl, okay, then she hits him with the I have a question I Want you guys to know these words have never come out of cash his mouth I eat what's up?

Oh my gosh, was it the W sup? No, it was I-G-H-T. Very illiterate. Cash never says that and he has never texted me that. He's never been like, I... I... I was playing it cool, Kate. I was such a cool kid. That was playing it just rude. You must have been the coolest cat. When a girl says, I have a question and you say... That's when the men freak out, Kate. I was freaking out. I didn't know what to say. I literally asked a guy that yesterday. She says...

What are we? That is the worst question ever. Oh, no. He replies like an idiot, too. You know his response? Drier than the Sahara Desert. He just... Sahara. It's Sahara. Wait, wait. She says... She says, I have a question. What's up? What are we? Cash responds...

W, the letter U, M. He can't even spell out what do you mean. He says, what do you mean? He says, what you mean. What mean? Bro, you're going to make him spell it out for you? Yeah. What do you mean, what you mean? She says, yeah. Nobody said what you mean. There's just no way. Was there a Y in it? Or W, M? He's like, how long can I drag this out? And she changes her question. Then,

Wait, so W-U-M? W-U-M. Yeah. W-U-M? Yeah. W-U-M. He couldn't even say like, couldn't even spell it out. So she's kind and says, Who says W-U-M? Wait, I want to know how long it was between the sexes. It's W-Y-M. Can you make her wait? W-Y-M, bro. Never do W-U-M. Don't do W-U-M. Anyways, she says, what are we to, she explains it to him, says, like, what are we to each other? Oh. Cash responds, well, like, I can't have a girlfriend, so I don't know. Oh my gosh.

Oh my God. That was my excuse for every girl. They would say, we're talking a lot. What are we? I heard that phrase a lot. And then I was like, well, I'm an entrepreneur 16-year-old, so I can't have a girlfriend, right? I'm going on tour soon. Can't have a girlfriend while I'm on tour. So my phrase was just always like, oh, I'm not allowed to. And then they would always be like,

What do you mean you're not allowed to? You're 17 years old. Yeah, and I was like, well, me and my brother, we kind of made an agreement of like... No, they didn't make an agreement. Cash said they signed a contract. I might have told some girls that. I might have lied. I might have lied and told some girls I signed a contract. Did you tell this girl that? Yes, dude. I was like, he told me he signed a contract and I was like, freak, dude. I can't do nothing. There's a contract involved. Like...

Guys, if I know... It was a great thing. If you ever want to get out, I signed a contract. I can't. If I'm moving to Canada for a month, there's no reason for me to date a guy. Yeah. Correct. There you go. Now, just say you signed a contract. We can make one for you. Well, you're kind of predicting. I am not allowed to date while I am on the LLF podcast. Like, the guy...

it's like, he's like, I want to hang out with you as much as possible before you leave. And I was like, well, I just, I haven't really packed and stuff. You sound exactly like me, Barbara. Actually, yeah, you're sitting here saying how horrible I am. She's doing that right now. No, she's not. Not today.

extended I'm not sure I would have responded to that I haven't really I can promise you Harper never says mom listen okay you're getting ahead of yourself you're getting ahead he said Cash says well like I can't have a girlfriend so I don't know she responds doesn't your brother have a girlfriend that was a phrase I also heard a lot okay and then he was like well he broke the contract and I was like then take him to court over it dude like I don't know anyways

I'm just focused on work right now. Oh. She says, I can't wait for you forever. Wow. And then he said. I can feel the knife in her heart. This is crazy. Literally, like, this is so fat boy of you and you didn't even go to college. Wow. I thought we were just going to be friends with benefits kind of thing. Okay. No. You did not say friends with benefits.

i think we need to pause for a minute let's just take that in that's like not okay let me think no no let harper talk for a second that's not like okay like i don't harper actually just thank you my turn my turn that's not okay okay my turn my turn ladies if a man ever says i thought we were just gonna be friends with benefits

Shoot him with a slingshot and run away. What? Yeah. It won't kill him. Kick him where it hurts, okay? Kick him where it hurts. Okay, but let me say something. I did not mean... I only meant Friends with Benefits about kissing, okay?

That is all we were doing was kissing. So I meant friends that kiss. Why were y'all even kissing? Exactly. She felt special. I'd like you to know I never kiss my friends. I do. I did. You have. You've kissed all of your, even your guy friends. Sometimes. And then, okay, would you like to hear what she responds to? I thought we were going to be friends with benefits. I hope she just destroys him right now. This is where she should have just immediately

blocked i'm so invested in this right now okay wait wait what year is this 2019 2019 okay july 14th 2019 at 4 47 p.m okay so i'm 16 keep that in mind folks okay anyways

He says, I thought we were just going to be friends with benefits. I know it's, she says, I know it's friends with benefits, but I feel like you have friends with benefits with a lot of other girls. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. And he did. You were correct to assume that my friend. She was on to me. Yep. So cash responds a couple, but that's why it's called friends with benefits. I said that.

That is crazy. I said that? You said, I mean, a couple. Bro, what? I was truthful. I was Abraham Lincoln. I cannot tell a lie. Bro did not lie. That was insane. So let's see. Let's see what our friend responded when Cash said that. Like, go off. That's when you should block somebody, okay? A couple? A couple, yeah. He said a couple, but that's why it's called friend benefits. I have a couple more just like you, you know? Yeah. She says...

Who? You want me to name them? That's kind of a crazy act. And then she follows that up with, and I don't want to have friends with benefits, and I thought I was more than that. Thought spelled completely wrong, by the way. She said thought like a girl's a thought. T-H-O-T.

Cash or Spelling? She said, I thought. I thought I was more than that. I thought. Me thought. Me, the thought here. I was more than that. Okay, Cash proceeds to say. Why did I read spell wrong? This is a lot of incorrect spelling here. Listen, Cash says, yeah, I understand that. So if you don't want to hook up now, no worries. Oh, gosh. Wow.

- He's just straight up honest, he's like, "Yeah, no, I totally get where you're coming from. If you're catching feelings, that's fine. I'm a go." - If you don't enjoy being one of the four or five, I mean, it's right. - And she responds. - I have to get you off the roster.

After saying, if you don't want to hook up, it's no worries. Hook up as in kiss. That's all we ever did. Kiss. No worries. I'll take you off the roster if you're not comfortable on the roster. I have like 12 other girls, so you're fine. Like I can fill the spot pretty soon, you know? Anyways, she responds, look, I have feelings for you, but I'm not going to have friends with benefits. So if you really want to be with me, then it has to be more than friends with benefits. It's not fair to me.

Man, she's giving you chance after chance. She's like, I know who wants me. You know what Cash responds to that? He sends her an eight ball pool. A game of eight ball pool, everybody. I don't think I've ever met. So then, you just confess. I've actually heard this story before in real life. It's crazy. I know you sent a girl an eight ball pool, but reading the messages like that is like... Okay, so. Think about this. Eight ball pool is brutal. I'm so... Listen, I...

behind the smiles right now i'm so sorry to that girl i should i should apologize to you you should reply to that message i'm sorry for this a ball point like that is bad did she play back would you like to know what happened yes oh yeah did she play me so cash follows up with oops sorry i didn't mean to send that okay well let me tell you one little back so your fingers slipped a game pigeon like what no let me tell you the backstory to that

Michael Amaya, the guy who edits all our shorts, you know, one of our best friends. I'm sitting there with him and I'm like, what should I text her back? I don't know what to do. Oh, frick. What should I do? He goes, text her eight ball pool. Maybe it'll go away. Just forget. Yeah, and I was like, good idea. And then I sit and I was like,

That doesn't look good. And then we were like, just say, say oops. And I was like, oops. Okay. So then after that, after he sends her eight ball pool to distract from the fact that she is literally being heartbroken, he then says, but I understand that completely. I just can't have a girlfriend right now. And then she didn't even acknowledge the eight ball pool. She just says, I don't understand how you can have friends with benefits and have a girlfriend.

Wait, how you can have friends with benefits and not have a girlfriend. Oh, okay. I don't understand how you can have friends with benefits and not have a girlfriend. She must've been crying hard. Yeah. Like it's typed. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cash says, because a girlfriend takes up time and gets me unfocused.

then she responds then why can your brother have one yeah the amount of times i heard that man okay cash responds he wasn't supposed to and now that he did it it makes everything hard for me because he isn't focused on work at all so it all falls on me

I'm a big social media star. My life is a whore. She said... Cash, absolutely. I need friends with benefits. It's the only way. Cash responds. Because of my brother's girlfriend, you have to be on a roster. We cannot date. Trust me, this makes sense. Cash says...

Cash told her... She said, why can't your brother have one? Cash said, he wasn't supposed to and it makes everything hard for me. He is a focus so it all falls on me. Oh my gosh, all the weight falls on me being homeschooled. She says, do you even... I have to Google how to spell thought. She says, do you even have feelings for me? Let me guess, he said, one? Cash says...

To be honest, not really. I just thought it was kind of fun to make out. The man is honest, apparently, though. Man, the honesty is the only thing I have going for me here right now because that was ice cold. Brutal. That was brutal. How old were you, like, 16? CC. We should go through your phone more often. It's not...

oh it's not over yet folks there's still more oh my gosh can we just make this a segment where we go through his phone yeah what we have about a good 20 episodes if we just dedicated one episode to every girl wow no um so then she responds this this all he said to be honest not really i thought it was fun to make out at 6 p.m she responds at 2 45 a.m this girl's been crying for like six hours oh

- The DM is crazy. - She says, "It feels like you've just been using me for the past couple of months for a hookup when it seemed like you wanted to be more than just friends with benefits. It really hurts now that I know the truth about how you really feel." - No. - Cash says, "I'm really sorry to be honest. I thought you knew it was just a hookup or I wouldn't have ever done it." - Yeah. Honestly, I'm kind of on Cash's side here. - Really? - No, you're not. - No, no, no, no.

- I am. He has been nothing but clear with this girl, it sounds like, and she led it on to be more than it is. - Well, it's not over yet. - She has no right to say, "I thought we were more than friends." He's been very clear. Like if you don't get eight ball pool as a hint. - Listen, no, it gets better. It gets better.

It gets better. Okay. How is this still going? So after Cash says, I'm sorry. I thought you knew it was just a hookup or I wouldn't have ever done it. Okay. Oh my gosh. She doesn't respond. A couple of days later, she starts texting him. I think your Instagram is getting hacked. Cash goes, no, we just switched pictures for fun. Him and Matt must've been doing something. Okay. Then September 8th, 2019. Okay. This is like two or three months later. She says, hey, are you in Cali anytime soon? He says, not sure. Why? What's up?

I broke up with my boyfriend and I kind of want friends and benefits again. She liked it the whole time. That was a twist that even I didn't expect in this story. Oh my gosh. She had a boyfriend for the two months? She got over you so quick. Yeah. Or did she have a boyfriend when you were kissing her? Huh? Did she have a boyfriend when you were kissing her? Who knows? Probably. That happens sometimes.

okay well crazy you were right with the homewrecker comment earlier that's insane i can't believe she that's the next that was the biggest plot twist of history okay that's insane that is crazy then cash cash is extremely uninterested now because good he doesn't want another cash aside like yeah he says oh yeah i'm not sure when i'll be back but i'll let you know

And then she texted him again about five months later. When are you going to be in LA next? And then he says, I just moved here, blah, blah, blah. Yep. And then they never saw each other again. What race was this girl? Wow. She was texting you in 2021? She was white. I know, but like what color hair? Blonde. Blonde.

What color eyes? Oh, I almost texted her. What the? That's enough. Don't go through my phone anymore. Call her up. Please can we call her? Say hey. I'm sorry about everything. To be honest.

Do you feel like Cash is a bad friend to the benefit? Should I call her? You should call her. Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her! This is the biggest episode in history. It's been six years. Yeah, then she's going to watch this episode too and see that you just spread her entire conversation. Listen, listen. No, I mean, everybody's on her side. You're right. I shouldn't do it. No, call her. Everybody's on her side on the conversation. Yeah, I mean, everyone is.

her. You're a rude person. No, at the end she switched up. At the end she switched up but that's because you brainwashed her and made her think that's all she's ever good for. Yeah. So let's call that girl. Should we? Yeah, I think Cash was an apology. What the? She does. You haven't apologized. So let's call

Guys, I apologize on the camera. This episode will get so many views. Y'all have no idea. Calling her is really good for the intro. That's like calling an ex. No. Wait, should we call her? Yes. Kate really wants to call her. The only reason I don't is because I'm going to tell her, listen, we're on a podcast episode, and if you don't want this out, we won't put it out. That's fine. Okay. All right, then let's call her. Wait, what are we out? We're out like an hour or something.

How much time do we have left? Five minutes on this one. I just want to make sure. Okay, okay, okay. Should we be like calling part two? Huh? What are we doing? He's changing his SD cards. Wait, why are the SD cards full? No, just those two. Yeah, we're good. They should have plenty of space. No, we're good. It's fine.

Call her. Okay, we're going to wait just a second. Wait, should I call her right now or wait until he's back? No, just wait. Just wait. Okay. Oh my gosh. She's not going to pick up anyways. I'm really, really wondering if she is going to pick up. No, you can call. We still have your camera angle right now. Do you think that if we called her, she'd pick up? Yeah. No, she probably doesn't even have my contacts. Let's just call her and find out. I didn't have her contacts saved. There's no way she has my contacts saved. Yeah, call her. It has been almost five years.

Call her. You had to like unsave her contact. It's been over five years. She probably has it. Call her.

That's kind of crazy to call her. No, it's not. And apologize? Well, first of all, I'm not... For being a jerk? You want me to apologize? Yeah. Oh, hey, uh, it's been fun. Cash, you sent 8-Ball Pool. Uh, trauma. I mean, honestly, but honestly, she deserves an apology. Every time she gets 8-Ball Pool now, she has trauma. She's like, I remember... Yeah, but then she also texted me like, hey, I want to be friends with Benefits again. Oh, yeah, but like, maybe because you brainwashed her. Yeah, exactly. You made her feel like that's all she's good for. No. No.

I'm stressed. I'm sweating for you. I really want to see this call happen. Fine, call her, Kate. Call my ex, practically. Kate's going to call my ex. Don't call her. Don't call her. Don't call her. Don't call her. Don't. No. My ex-friend. Are you calling her? You really shouldn't. You have FaceTime her to do it. She's going to be so weird.

No, she's not. No, well, you guys realize that if we do this and she doesn't want us to post it, we're not posting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the entire episode. Like the entire episode is trash, practically. Wait, whoa. I can stay here a little later. Whoa. No, not the entire episode. You just don't post the phone call. No, you don't.

I'm going to tell her, like, listen, we were talking about it, blah, blah, blah. Say nobody knows your name. Nobody knows who you are. Nobody knows your name or anything at all. We can still post the episode. It's impossible for anyone to possibly know who she is. Impossible. If you do that, you have to point out, oh, we were just dogging Cash for being a bad person. Even the people in this room, only me and Cash know who she is. And I barely remember what she looks like. Okay, I'm going to create a contact then so I can screen record it and her phone number's not on blast. Okay. Just name her something. Girl.

We're going to do girl. Just say Cash's ex. No, do Friends of Benefit girl. Let's do, we'll do 8 Ball Pool Girl. My ex friend. 8 Ball Pool Girl. Got it. Okay. Face timer though. Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna FaceTime her. - Oh my gosh, I'm so scared. - Dude, I'm nervous too. - We gotta ask her if she stayed up crying about it. - Oh my gosh. - No, no, no. There's no way she picks up. - I wanna talk to her so bad. - I'm so scared. - I have so many things I wanna ask. - This is crazy, okay? - There's no way she picks up. This girl's like literally 20. - I'm like scared. - If she picks up the phone, I'm gonna lose my mind. - Guys, we were 16, she's 21 now. We have to go through your phone. - Oh gosh, why did I think that she was still like, dude, do you think she's gonna answer? - Like this girl, this is-- - Tommy, what are you calling her? - It's been five years. - Are you calling her? - There's no way.

There's no way she picks up. She's going to pick up. I don't know if she's going to pick up. Right now she's going, why is Cash Baker calling me? She's looking at her phone like, or she's like, who is FaceTiming me right now? Oh my gosh, can she please answer? Wow, this is even more awkward for me later if she doesn't pick up. If she doesn't pick up, she's going to be like, why the heck did you call me? I feel my heart pounding. What if she calls back in the next episode? K-Tar's like, boom, boom, boom, boom.

she didn't answer call her again regular call no not facetime regular call oh i'm double calling my ex yes i'm double calling again not the facetime though regular call yeah regular because sometimes facetime doesn't go through sometimes yeah you sure go for it at this point we're here that's really weird you don't think that was weird after five years we're right here now okay we are in the weird we might as well get a pickup hopefully there's no you're blocked

I'm blocked? You're blocked. What do you mean? That's why I didn't go through. She's blocked. She blocked you. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? I can't call her anything. She just now blocked me? I mean, I clicked this up here. Try to text her. No way. She just now blocked me. I don't think she just now blocked you. Try to text her. I don't know if she just now blocked you. Call her on my phone? Yeah. Yes. Yes. There's ways around this, guys. Come on. Yes.

What did we say? I think I am blocked. Okay, try my phone. Well, that's the least she could do. I'd block you after all of that.

What the? Call her. Please. Apologize. Apologize for what you did. This is not real life. This is insane. This is crazy. This is not real. This is nuts stuff, I feel like. This is crazy. Okay, okay, okay. So say we call her, right? We call her. She picks up. Oh my gosh. What are you saying? Say, hey. Hey. Do you remember Cash? Wait, I just got a text message.

Did you mean to FaceTime me? Say yes. Say yes. Give it to me. Let me see. Okay, I'll say yes. Like she said, did you mean to FaceTime me? Let me see it. Oh my gosh. Please, I hope she says yes. Oh my gosh. Does she have a boyfriend or is she married or anything? I hope she replies with, this girl could literally be married for all I know. I hope she replies with, I thought it was an accident. Gosh, do you think she's going to answer? My gosh. I said yes. Her phone's on do not disturb now. Oh, she read it. She read it.

Oh. What'd she say? Oh my gosh. She hasn't said anything yet. Typing. She's not even answering his phone. She's typing. She's typing. What do I say when she responds? I don't know. We don't know what she's saying. What? Why? She's probably going to be like, why? Well, don't say it's Cash's. Don't say it's Cash's. Are you sweating? I'm sweating. I'm sweating. She said exactly what I thought. Wait, why? Just say it. Well, whatever you say, you can't say it's Cash's wife or she's going to be like. No, just say like, I'm on a podcast. We're just going to FaceTime you real quick. That's weird. Just say, I'm on a podcast. I'm on a podcast.

No matter what we say here, it's weird. It's weird. That is true. It's weird. She has not been here for the last hour to get the backstory. I'm on a podcast. Just need to FaceTime you real quick. Telling a story. Telling a story about us. That's weird. No, just say it. It's all weird, K. Say whatever the heck you want at this point. I'm telling a story on a podcast. Just wanted to FaceTime you. Do y'all really stop?

Five years. Five years. It's a long time. Longer than I've been alive. What? Wait, I'm on a podcast and we were telling a story and we just wanted to FaceTime you. Is that okay?

say should i say can i period is that okay question oh my goodness we should have definitely texted that before this is crazy yeah just okay yeah oh my gosh say we don't have to say your name or anything or show your face or anything this is wild right now or maybe i don't know i don't even know what to say like at this point like i don't think she's gonna pick up i bet she would what if you get blocked again wait wait stop touching your mic go to her instagram she's like married

If she's married, then you're safe, right? Let me see what she looks like. I'm going to say, we won't say her name or show your face or anything. It's pretty much us talking bad about me as a 16 year old. What? That sounds odd too. That sounds really weird. Okay. I don't know. Did you send that? Yeah. Here, Mav, let me see. I can find it.

I'm scared. This is like good. This is a good episode. This is such a fun episode. This is like not even a fun episode. This is just fun life. This is just a fun thing to do in life. Only Cash can see this. This is like equivalent to cliff jumping. Yeah, exactly. Or like skydiving. Let's see if she's married. Oh.

Okay, no, I don't think she's married. Let me see what she looks like. Oh, she's typing. Wait, how do you spell it? I don't know. I think it's that. I have no clue what she's about to say. Also, your phone is at 9%. Harper, can I have your portable? Wait, this one? No. Harper, can I have your portable? My portable? Charger. I don't have one.

There's one hooked up to your phone. I don't have one. Oh, yeah, of course. Sorry, sorry. I didn't know that I had one. I didn't know that I had one. Wait, what's her phone at? Oh, you're full charge. Oh, yeah? Yeah, your phone's about to die. Dude, she's typing for a minute. Wait, does he have an iPhone 15? All right. Yes. She's like, he's messing with me again five years later. You just reply to the poll thing and be like, you still want to play Question Mark?

This is kind of crazy, guys. I'm like sweating. Why is she taking so long? Oh, she's probably confused. Completely deleted. This makes you look like you're typing, I think. Wait,

Wait, what'd she do? She just completely, like... Are you in Snap? No. No. She deleted what? She, like, was typing the three bubbles, and then the three bubbles disappeared. Oh, what does that mean? Oh, my goodness. Everybody that's watching right now is, like, sweating as well, I think. Oh, my gosh. Guys, we don't know if she's gonna, like, respond at all. And if she's gonna think Cash is a freak now. What if she's, like, DMing me as we speak? Like, hey, just wanna let you know that your husband... Your husband's texting me. Oh, she's typing again? She says, I'm boarding a plane right now. No! Ah...

Just say it'll take two seconds. What are we even gonna say? That's her excuse. If she wanted to call, she would. That was an excuse. She's not boring you. She said, can I do it later? Say no, need it right now. It'll take two seconds. Tell them we're live. It needs two seconds. No. She said, is it gonna make me look bad? No. No, it doesn't make her look bad. Okay. It makes her look good. And then say after the call, say like, if you don't want it posted, we can cut this segment or something. But we're filming right now. So it needs to be now. It needs to be done.

Also, we can cut it out of the episode if you want. I can't believe this girl even has the same number five years later. I can't believe. She's so real for being down to do a FaceTime right now. She needs a FaceTime right now. Just say, really need it right now. Really need it right now. Wow. It'll take two seconds. She's boarding a plane. I wonder where she's going. She's not boarding a plane. Kate's asking her, where are you going? Kate just becomes black. What's your flight number?

She goes via message. I walk into my bedroom and I catch her FaceTiming her casually. Oh, she's typing. She's typing. Oh my gosh, I'm scared.

Read it out loud. - What'd she say? - She hasn't said anything. She just said, "Hmm, I'm bordering a plane right now. "Can I do it later? "Is it gonna make me look bad?" I said, "It'll take two seconds, "and no, it won't make you look bad, "but we're filming right now, so it needs to be now. "Also, we can cut it out of the episode if you want." - Tell her it takes two seconds. - I did, I said it'll take two seconds. - What are we even telling her? - You're gonna apologize for 8-Ball Pool. - You're gonna apologize for that. - What? - For what you did. - She deserves an apology.

That is so rude what you did, Cash. Yes, I agree. Yeah, that was mean. And I'm sorry to her for what I did. She probably saw the trauma. But like, and say any trauma that I caused for being... Oh, she's FaceTiming. Don't say trauma. Oh, I just declined the FaceTime. Oh my goodness. Now she's never going to pick up again. You just freaked out. Sorry. You got to do the most of the talking. It's weird if I talk to her. Kate's calling. Oh my goodness. What? Stop. Stop.

He is severely embarrassed over how he treated you. And I am making him apologize. Hi, I'm Kate. I'm his wife now. But yeah, we were just in a conversation about how horrible he was to every girl he ever talked to. And

And we just thought about you and we were talking about it. So here he is. And he's going to give you a formal apology for what he did because it was rude. Say you're sorry. What do I say, Harper? Yeah, I'll help you. Oh, are you on the plane?

Say you're sorry about the eight ball. This is so embarrassing. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for five years ago when I sent eight ball pool. That was totally uncalled for. He had a kid, too. What? That's me. What? It's me. And yeah, I shouldn't have done that. And that's my bad.

I love it. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, here's Gabe back. Did you screen record it? Yeah, of course. Also, like, where are you headed?

I go to school in Arizona. Oh, okay. Cool. ASU. What? Oh, I just said ASU. Oh, okay. Well, thank you so much for accepting his apology. If you don't... Wait, I got questions. I got questions. Did the eight ball pool had to be... Like, that was so... He said that eight ball pool had to hurt, did it? The eight ball pool? She doesn't even remember. Perfect. Cash sent you eight ball pool after...

Oh, yeah, I think I remember it. Were you crying? Well, I don't know. I would have been. I could care less. Yeah, yeah. I should have stood strong like you did. He did the same thing to me. I was just the one that waited. I'm right here, Kate. Yeah, yeah, anyways. All right, well, I hope you have a safe flight, and thank you so, so much. Bye. Bye.

Well, this episode couldn't have been more awkward. Well, I don't know. I still kudos for that girl for answering. And also, I remember she remembers because that was the rudest thing. I regret to inform you that it's,

It was like blocked. The FaceTime was like blocked. I know you're joining me in this car with a blocked contact. Yeah. Oh, because she blocked me? No, like the face, like it wouldn't let me screen record. Oh my gosh. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. That's fine. She doesn't need to show her face anyways. Yeah. I'm just going to say thank you so much. We don't need to put her on blast. She doesn't look like how she does in her photos. If you want us to cut that, we can.

Man, I can't believe you just called your ex-thing right here on the podcast. My friend. Your friend with benefits that wanted to be more that you said absolutely not to. That's just like... Let's call another one. No, no, no.

Yeah, come back next time if you guys want to see us call one of the other 37 girls. All right. Wait, wait, wait. I got a fun game. Let's give each girl a number and... We draw their names out. Yeah, we draw or like we pick a number between 1 and 37 and whatever number is the one we call. Listen, you guys all kissed people too before. Not 37. Not that many. You have exes, you have exes, you have exes, you have exes. I don't have an ex. I'm the only one here without an ex. Bro, my exes owe me an apology. Think about that.

Think about that. I'm the only one here without an ex. So I'm going to owe y'all a dwell on that. That was just because he was scared of commitment issues. Clearly. Everyone here is not afraid of commitment, but he was. I literally was the first one married here besides you. Besides you. And we kind of tied. She's like 15. You got a while. Guys, I'm sweating after that one. I don't want to get married. Yeah. Harper, think about five years from now when you're 21 or six years or whatever, calling a guy that you texted today.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Like, calling my boo thing? Yeah. I guess so. Like, it won't even matter. He won't. I mean, unless we get married. I just can't even believe she picked up. Honestly, once again, I apologize. It was so awkward. Shout out for you to picking up. Also, wait. Why don't you go ahead and say I'm sorry 37 times to all the other girls? Oh, my gosh. We'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye.