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Guys, Cash is complaining about his chair, even though it's a comfy chair. Stand up and show them the dust. No. It's dirty. And I'm a little upset that it was brought into our house. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim.
a few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon, spend less, smile more. I'm upset that it's in my existence. I literally just talked about y'all talking, holding the mic. The first thing both of y'all do is loudly move the mic. I did that? Yeah, you were the first one. No, I didn't. Okay, let's jump into it, guys. Today we're going to talk about us getting arrested.
I didn't think we were gonna bring this up. Wait, y'all got arrested? I did not think we were ever gonna talk about this. Can you guess who got arrested out of us? Out of me, Mav, and Kate? Yeah, who do you think got arrested? Mav. What? Why would me? Hey, that's what she said, bro. That's what she said. Yeah. What do you think he got arrested for?
Like, honestly, not joking, like, honestly, like, one of us got arrested. First-degree murder? For what? First-degree murder? That's heavy, Harper. That's kind of heavy. I mean, Matt did just buy a sword. Oh, yeah. I walked in the house, and they were fighting with swords, and, like, that was it. Matt, like, I'm talking an hour before this episode? What?
me and matt bought a sword and a spear like a real one yeah and i don't intend on using it but but you know no this is mike this is it's a just in case kind of thing and speaking of uh murder and swords i saw this lady she got stabbed or no she stabbed her boyfriend 108 times and then killed her dog and then when the police got there she started like stabbing herself
What a story to have. And then, it gets better. She goes to court because she murdered her boyfriend. But why did she murder her dog? Her boyfriend's her dog? I was like, why did you have to kill the dog? The dog didn't do nothing. Out of everything. And so she goes to court and the jury or judge or whatever, they give her two years probation and community service.
That's not real. All because she was smoking and they were like, oh, well, she wasn't in her right mind. Are you kidding me? Yeah. That was the most LOL story ever. Yeah, that was crazy. She stabbed him 108 times and got away with it. And so I went and bought a sword.
It's always a hundred something times man every news article. It's like it's always like the most brutal But I don't intend on using the sword, but yeah, why did you buy the sword? Well, I got a spear. So I heard this lady. A spear is more realistic Yeah, well, I heard this lady she got she didn't even like have to go to jail and she stabbed someone a hundred times So you went out and bought a sword. I was like, purge coming soon just in case you know
If you can get away from things. No, in reality they just wanted to set up a target in the backyard and see who could throw the spear more accurately at the target. Hold up right there. I gotta let you know something. I gotta let you know. The LOL Bros podcast is officially out. That's right. LOL Bros. Link in the description. Go subscribe right now. Actually, we didn't have that planned when we bought it, but then it developed. Wait, this is how to curl your lashes if you are in trouble.
Wait, what do you mean in trouble? What kind of trouble you in? Yeah, what do you mean trouble? You mean like you need your lashes curled in that moment and you don't have a lash curl? Like you get pulled over and you gotta bat your eyes at the police officer. You're in trouble. I'm in trouble. No, but look, guys, you put them above your eyelids. What the? Now you just have no eyelashes. Kate, have you cried to get out of a ticket?
I've only been pulled over twice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, not only twice. You've only been driving like, what, three years? That's almost every year. I started driving when I was 16. Yeah, you're 19. So, yeah, you've been pulled over every year and a half you get pulled over? No, I got pulled over twice. That's a horrible record. And the first time I was a female cop, so there was no reason for me to cry. She was not going to feel bad for me. And...
That's true. Like a female cop does not care if I'm crying. And then the second time it was a guy and I was so in shock I couldn't cry. I was like, oh, like I really wish I could cry right now, but I couldn't. You couldn't? I couldn't. I was trying to though. I was like, maybe he'll feel bad for me. A female cop pulled me over once.
Wait, what were you gonna say? When you get a ticket, what? I'm gonna walk out of the car and slap the... Nope. You're going to prison for that. Don't do that. It's like the state doctor is showing my cop my wallet and it's like... Have you seen it? It's like, maybe, yeah, we fought. And they're like...
And then I whip out the wall super fast out of their coat. That's what Harper's gonna do. Harper's gonna be like, here it is. Here, here. No. No. Well, I got pulled over by a female cop once. And guess what she pulled me over for and tried to give me a ticket for? This is the craziest thing. Your lights being on? Huh? Your lights being off? You know that's actually a myth? Like, wait, are you talking about inside or outside the car?
Inside yeah, you know like the light inside your car. Yes. My mom used to say the police are gonna come if I turn it on Yeah, yeah, exactly every person What? Every parent says that turn off the light we're gonna get pulled out I don't know what movie they watched in the 80s that made them think that but you can have whatever light you want on in your car I turn one on in my car. That's the only way you drive by self at night. Oh
Oh really? Yeah, so I have to have an actual... I have a video light for driving at night so I can drive by myself. Yeah, no. You can keep those on as much as you want, which is crazy. That's wild. But anyways, no, that's not what I got pulled over for. Well, we have a friend that when she gets pulled over, she doesn't cry. You want to say what she does? Scream. Paige? No, I don't think we should say that. Oh.
I wanna know. No, I don't like that. It's just a little ridiculous. Well tell me and I'll cut it out if I have to. I just, me personally, I don't like the story. I just don't want to hear it again. You had to go to the police station? So I was three years old. You went to the po-po station at three? Yeah. You were three? Harper was thuggin' at three. That's crazy. My mom was absolutely psychotic. Did they book you at three?
Yeah, no. So basically. How much did you have to do? No. So what happened was we were driving to my elementary school or we were driving my sister home from elementary school and I kept wanting to unbuckle my car seat and I kept like just like unbuckling it and buckling it. And then finally my mom said, if you unbuckle it one more time, I'm calling the police. So I started laughing. Then I unbuckled it and then she drove me straight to the police station and then the police had a talk with me.
about how I can't do that. And she was like, do you want me to take you in? Want me to take you in? No. So buckle. And I'm like,
That's crazy. I know. You better not turn that light on either. I was generally so scared. I was like, no way. Because I thought it was actually... And for some reason, in my mind, I had a Coke bottle going through a line. Like, you know that thing? What on earth are we talking about? In my mind, I had that going through when she was talking to me, the police. And then every second... Wait, no, no, no. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you mean. You have a Coke bottle going through a line? A Coke bottle going...
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Wow. Yeah, Officer Rapolo or whatever. And is she dead now?
How old do you think you are? You think like people you met when you were a kid are all dead? Everyone she met when she was three has passed away. Yeah, they're probably dead now. No, and then I saw her 10 years ago. I'm 12. Bro, I saw her actually 11. So anyways, no kidding. No, but what's it called? Literally like I was so scared. Like mom, what was the thought process? What do you mean what the thought process was?
Why would she take me to the police? Not to be like, oh, the same thing happened to me, but the same exact thing happened to me, actually. Really? I was like... You got a prison talk? Yeah. About the cop came out himself. And we were at a New Year's Eve party, and it was just like all of the families in our neighborhood would go to this one house every year. And one of them was a cop. And I was refusing to get in my car seat. And my mom was like,
trying to get me to get in it and she was like i'm gonna go to jail if you don't and i was like no you're not no you're not and she went inside and she got the guy that was a cop and he came out he was like okay i'm about to take your mom to jail if you don't get in your car seat and i was like okay i don't want that well bro cash had a prison talk yeah he was a violent child no way we never found out why you got pulled uh what happened when you got pulled over by it yeah nobody seems like nobody cares i do yeah at least joe cares
I guess you can tell Joe your story. No, it's fine. Well, you have two unfinished stories, don't you? What'd you say? You have two. Yeah, I have two unfinished stories, but nobody wanted to let me leave, so it's fine. Girl cop first. He finished the girl cop one. I never started it. He never started it. I said, I got pulled over by a female cop. What? Gone. No, you did finish it. You finished it. Well, what happened? What happened?
Well, I know what happened. What do y'all want me to say? Okay, you only know what happened. You want to take your story? Okay. No, no, no. Kyle's just driving. Okay, no, let me talk. Let me talk. I'll tell the story since you want to know so bad. Okay. Okay.
Harper, get off your phone. Sorry. Oops, oops, oops. Oopsies. So, I got pulled over by a female car. All right, guys, and we interrupt this broadcasting session to bring you our sponsor. Our sponsor for this week's episode is actually myself. You can go watch my YouTube channel, Kate Marie. I post lots of cool videos over there, and I do get made fun of, but I just wanted to let you guys know that I do have my own YouTube channel in case you did not know about it and you wanted to go subscribe and watch my videos.
Yeah, or unsubscribe. Unsubscribe from Kate. Actually... For interruption. No! Kate's channel is really good. My channel is literally linked on this channel somewhere. Just scroll around and you'll see me. Anyways, one time I got pulled over by a female cop. And... Something is happening over there. I got pulled over by a female cop. Wait. And then... And then... Sorry, I just... I thought...
I've never gotten this far. He thought the interruption was coming. And then, you're not going to believe what she pulled me over for. This was crazy. She pulled me over for speeding. Not speeding. What? Speeding? What are you talking about? This is a great story. You got pulled over for speeding. No. Well, you didn't listen, did you? She pulled me over for speeding, but guess what? Chicken butt. I was behind her. What?
That's actually crazy. I started out in front of her. I'm going to speed limit. Cop pulls up behind me, right? Obviously, when a cop's behind you, you don't speed. So, I'm going like five under. Who could? I'm going like five under, right? So then...
She is or she's in she's in front of me. Sorry, so I'm like following her. You're butchering this story. Okay. Yeah. There was a cop in front of you. No, you weren't there. You weren't there. But there's so many easier ways to say there was a cop in front of you. Okay, I'm restarting. I got put over by a female cop.
And she was in front of me and I'm behind her. So obviously I'm like, all right, I'm gonna- And y'all are going the same speed. Yeah. I'm like, obviously I'm not gonna pass the cop. Like, that'd be crazy. Like, people that pass the cop on the highway, crazy. Daredevils. Actually, I do that. If they are going 60 and the speed limit is 70, I will pass them going 70. Yeah, I'm not passing them. I will. That's-
You pass him? Yeah. It depends on what car I'm in. I feel like the cops on the road like that, though, they're like, you ever seen the pace car for NASCAR? Where it's like all the cars are behind him until he gets off and it's like, go! It's like when he exits the highway, it's like everyone's like, go! Now! But anyways, so I'm behind her. Then she pulls over in the left lane, drops behind me, gets behind me. I'm like, oh, so that's how it's going to be.
And so then I'm making sure I don't speed. I'm like, all right, I'm chilling right here. And then she pulls me over. I'm like, what could she possibly be pulling me over for right now? I did nothing. I was just behind you. And then she pulls me over and said, you were speeding. I said, if I was speeding, I was behind you. Doesn't that mean you were speeding?
And she goes, well, this is what she said. Well, I also pulled you over for tailgating. I'm like, okay, now you're just making stuff up here. Never tailgated you. And you're just making stuff up. You said I was speeding. Why didn't you leave with tailgating? And
And so your speeding's a lie? That's a lie? That never happened? You argued with the cop? I did. And then I went to court. Never had to pay it. Never had to pay the ticket. And then I also went to court. One time I was in a parade, and I popped a wheelie on my motorcycle in a parade with other motorcycles. But the thing is, all the other motorcycles were dirt bikes, and I had a street bike.
They're all popping wheelies doing whatever, right? I pop a wheelie, a cop pulls me off the parade and gives me a ticket. Everyone around him was like, boo! Like booing the cop. And I was like, why are you giving me a ticket? Everyone else is doing it. And he was like, the parade line ended right there and you popped the wheelie right here. It was like a 50 foot difference. I'm like, are you kidding me right now? 50 feet is a lot of feet. It's a lot. And anyways, I went to court over that ticket too. Never had to pay it. But it wasn't marked.
Yeah, it wasn't march. It wasn't like this is where the parade ends. Yeah, like the parade is still going Yeah, everybody's still going there's babies riding on top of cars Like there's four wheelers all over the streets like guys doing like donuts. Yeah, it was like, okay. This is really off topic What I don't know what just happened to me But I like something is wrong. I'm convinced something is wrong with my heart now that just made me really think it but like you remember I told you about that how like sometimes I feel like my heart beating is like off
Heart failure. No, I don't know what it is. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I smell my bird hair. She stuck you. You are supposed to actually tase him. You're supposed to scare him. What? You're stuck.
That was crazy. That scared me. How's your leg? Not okay. She stuck it to it too. Bro, is that red mark from it? No, I saw that mosquito bite before. I was trying to heal it. Bro, she did the aim for my mosquito bite. She was trying to heal you. She was like, I'll get the venom out. Yo, that hurt. Did it really? Please no.
Okay, just one time. No, stop! Please stop. What? Stop, no. Did it really hurt? Okay, okay, sit down. It shouldn't be as bad as a normal one. Okay, sit down, Kate. I'm not going to do it. I bought the weakest one. I saw this light out. I'm not going to do it. Can you tell his maverick to see if it hurts? Oh, I know it hurts. Sit down, Kate. Yeah, sit down. I'm not going to shock you. I'm not going to. Did it actually hurt?
His leg went like this. It was so funny. - Yeah, that was in case. - Dude, she held it down too. - You guys ever see Ice Age when the squirrel gets electrocuted by lightning? He's like . - Yeah. - That was so fake. - Oh, it scared me. - That's so fake. What? Okay.
Okay, come back in. Okay, okay, okay. She's crying. She's actually crying. Okay, come here. I'm sorry. I didn't really know it would freak you out that bad. I can't. Oh, my gosh. She has tears. Where's your... Okay, you gotta get your microphone. You threw it across the room. I can't.
What's crazy is the difference between you and Harper. Like, I know Harper's kind of like, I kind of want to get tased. Yeah, I do. She kind of wants to taste. You can taste yourself. Actually. I've done it before. Does it hurt? I feel like I'm going to throw up. It stops hurting as soon as you let go. It hurts for a second. But as soon as you let go of the button, the pain goes away. Can you hand me the Grimlo? You're water spilling. It doesn't, like, keep hurting after you let go. It doesn't keep hurting? Yeah. I just spilled my water all over the carpet.
You wanna know what it feels like Harper? I can tase you. No. Kate just spilled her water and everything and just licked it. No! Did that flick on you? Yes. I think my water on my sock just flicked on Harper. That was disgusting. I saw it. Well, we're going barefoot now. That's not water. Y'all scared Kate too bad.
Kate's peeing again. Alright, we're going barefoot. Ew! Why do you carry that around like it's your cell phone? Kate, Kate, come here. She has it in her mouth now. She's been carrying that everywhere. It's a fidget for me too. Kate, we're on a podcast. Alright, well, Kate's quitting the podcast. Yeah. Finally. She's gonna just do her own YouTube videos. Yeah, for real.
- No, what was worse than that cop is one time I'm working with my dad and we're out on a job working, you know, trying to pay bills for the family. - I can't believe it. - And we're about to wrap up. - We were trying to pay bills for the family, Matt, but you were saving up to buy like Call of Duty. - No, that's not true. - That is true. - And so dad, dad gets a call. - I like how he's hiding his toe. Oh wait, nevermind. - Dad gets a call. - Nevermind, nevermind. - I am taking your son to jail and I'm taking his motorcycle.
I was the son. Yeah. Yeah. So a cop, I mean, by the way, dad acted mad when he got there. That was laughing. So I thought it's hilarious. You're going to jail. I know. I have a lot of cop stories because I got my motorcycle license when I was 14 and in Oklahoma, you get your license when you're 14 for a motorcycle. And, you know, being 14 on a motorcycle, uh,
You're kind of a target, you know. You're a target and you're not smart, so you're going to wreak havoc on the entire town. You know, you got to pop wheelies, burn out, you know, do the whole thing. So...
I drove out of town into the country. And I get back to this lake area. It's wooded and it's around the lake. It's curvy roads. It's trees everywhere. And I get back there and I take off. And I just start using it like a racetrack. Because no one's back there ever. So I'm just using it like a racetrack. I've never seen Cash so scared in my life. That was so funny. I can't. Anyways. And I have my AirPods in.
And I'm just going. Got my AirPods in, vibing to music. And then a cop, I finally see a cop in my mirror. And he's got his lights on. I was like...
And I pulled over and it's cock because you're doing like what 50 and like a 20 knows Yeah, it's like 50 60 like a 20 mile an hour area. So you're like 40 50 mile an hour over the speed I'm assuming I get pulled over and this cop comes up to me and he's mad He's very bad because he thinks I was out trying to outrun him And apparently he's been chasing me for like a mile or two And I didn't know Hey, he's chasing him through the corner. So he's like trying to keep up. Yeah, I
Oh, we weren't as scared though. I'm imagining this cop trying to keep up with you. He's like, we got a runner. We got a runner. It's a small town. They've been waiting for a runner too. And I know you. You're listening to freaking Ellie Golding in your headphones. Turn the light. Yeah. And he gets up to me and he's really mad because he thought I was outrunning him. And then another cop comes from this side of the road. They called another cop to block me off.
Because they thought I was running, so they cut off the road. You were just listening to me. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I was vibing. I'm sorry, guys. Anyways, they were very mad. They called my dad. They said they were going to take me into the slammer. What's a slammer? They were going to book it. They were going to book me. My whole back just, I can't move. Yeah, you can. I think you can. I don't know.
So is that when you got arrested? Okay, I told you. I can't. What are you doing? I can't. I can't do that. Anyways, the guy was mad and he's on the phone with my dad telling me he's going to impound my bike.
- The license is gonna be taken away. - And pound your bike? - Yeah, because-- - He's basically saying he's gonna ruin Cash's life. - Do you guys ever feel like money is just flying out of your accounts towards subscriptions you don't want anymore? This happens to me all the time and it's super frustrating. I bet if I asked you what subscriptions you're paying for,
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Oh the finger, God. No, that was actually pretty powerful. Yeah. Did they have you in handcuffs? They did. Really? You ever been in handcuffs, Harper? I mean, from the dentist. What the? Wait, what? You know the toys that are- No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no, I don't know. No. So please explain. What the? Why does the dentist put you- It backfired, actually. Wait, why does my rubber band gun backfire?
Okay, wait, sorry, sorry. Explain. You're too young to be in handcuffs. No, it was... First of all, you need a new dentist. No, my dentist. I was chained down to the floor because I kept... What? This is so not true. Mom, is it true?
Your mom's saying it's not true. Okay, let's hear it. I got handcuffed from the dentist. So after I get my teeth done, I go to the toys and I pick out something and I got handcuffs. When you go to the dentist, you still get a toy. Well, maybe next time don't say I got handcuffed at the dentist. That's pretty different. I got handcuffed by the dentist. I got handcuffs from the dentist.
- I'm surprised like doctor's offices don't handcuff kids more often. - Yeah. - When they be trying to give kids shots and they're running around the room. - Yeah, or like they honestly needed to handcuff you when you were getting your COVID test.
He was literally like can y'all hold me down he's like I can do this I just need people to hold me down. Well we told that story right? Yeah. Yeah when I was trying to knock out my nurse on accident if you guys didn't see that episode I was getting a COVID test every time the nurse would stick it up my nose like I was like okay I'm ready I'm fully ready go and she'd stick it up and I would like my natural instinct was to just hit her and every time I did she dude I was like and she's like why'd you hit me I was like I'm
I'm terribly sorry. Terribly sorry. And we're in the middle of nowhere Mexico in a village. Yeah. So literally a village. Lady barely even speaks English. And I'm like, I'm sorry, like...
Let's do it again. I'm going to sit on my hands this time. Let's go. She does it, and I whacked the nurse again. She's mad now, obviously. Then next time, I was like, all right, Mav, you're going to have to hold me. Mav's holding my arms backwards, and they do it. Man, they just like... Did he kick your leg? No, he didn't kick his legs, but his head was everywhere. My head was going everywhere like this. Then we had to back me up to a wall. I'm backed up to a wall, and Mav's holding my arms. She goes...
Barely got it. And she was like, we really need more, but this is fine. I was like, oh. It was bad, too, because she was the only nurse for like 200 miles. Yeah, that was the only one. That would be so bad. I hated COVID tests. I had to get one every week. Every week? We should do COVID tests on the pod. I'm not. No. We should. No. Yeah. Oh, I'm doing that. I literally, I'm buying COVID tests. Guys, I've had the idea for a while. This is not Cash's idea. It's mine. We should go through each other's drafts.
That was my idea. No. Why are you trying to take away from my idea? No, it's my idea, boy. That is my idea. Is there scissors? Okay, y'all need to come to... Rock, paper, scissors. Whose idea was that? No, it was mine. Out of three. How about rock, paper, scissors out of nothing? No, out of three. Okay, fine. Rock, paper, scissors. You know, rock, paper, scissors, don't lie. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, don't lie. Rock, paper, scissors, might lie. Yeah, exactly. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What the? You suck at rock, paper, scissors. Fine, it was Harper's idea. Let's go. But anyways, we're not doing that yet. Oh. So, uh. We'll do it next episode. Yeah, I know, I dropped it for another day. Wait, oh, I had another story about a COVID test. What was that? Oh, we probably, like, shouldn't announce this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. But. This is not advice. Don't do it.
Well, actually, don't do anything you see on the podcast. Yeah, disclaimer. Don't ever listen. Everything we say is a joke. Everything we say, do the opposite of that. No, just don't do anything we say. Maverick needed to go to Columbia. And he, I forgot why you couldn't go. But we needed a COVID test. And Maverick needed a COVID test done. And this was like, this was long, long after COVID. This was like six months ago.
You remember this? Nope. What do you mean? You're making it up. No idea what you're talking about. You don't remember this? Nope. When you went to Columbia? You don't remember that, really? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And we were like, why do you even need a COVID test? Like, you don't need a COVID test to do anything anymore. And anyways, for some reason, this one, they required a COVID test. And we were like, this is dumb. But I couldn't get back to the United States. Yeah. And I was like, okay, so.
I'm gonna i'm gonna take mav's kobe test for him and I took my license and I went to cvs or I took His license and I went to cbs and I was like, uh for maverick baker, please And I gave it to him and the whole time I was in cbs stress and i'm like They kind of know they gotta know it's not me. I'm gonna be sent to the slammer They they took it and like no one ever knew. Yeah, that sounds really bad We weren't like it sounds that sounds really listen
We were very good citizens. He wasn't getting back to America. We had to do something. Listen, I was COVID free. I just couldn't get a test there. So I had, you know, we're good citizens. We didn't bring anything back. We're good citizens. Wait, why did you have to take a COVID test once a week? For cheer. Really? Yeah. We had to go in. Our mom said, what?
You were such a good liar. It's terrible. Are you lying again? Yeah. What the? No, but... What? No, I... Y'all know what I'm telling the truth. No, we don't. No, we don't. We don't know. So serious. Like, yeah, once a week. Once a week for cheer. It's horrible. You make that up.
No, but, like, what was I going to say? It was something. Probably another lie. No, when you stand up for the Pledge of Allegiance in school, some girls don't stand up. And I'm like, do you want to get kicked out of the country? It's actually crazy. Wait, what? They don't stand for the Pledge. No. Do you want to get kicked out of the country? Oh. Like, come on, man. Like, don't even. Like, first of all, so you don't stand up. Nice.
No, I do not care. Harper 2024! No, but I swear, like, for the moment. Actually, you'll be old enough next election. Wait, you have to be 25, don't you? Yeah. To run for president? 30.
Were you about to say Harper's going to be old enough next election to run for president? In four years. You got to be 35. Even if it was 25. No, I thought it was 18. I was like, oh, she can vote in four years. You think a 19-year-old can run for president? Bro, I would not trust that. No, you know. Harper, you don't think you can run this country? Oh, girl, I can. Harper would be lying to all the other world leaders. No. No.
No, yeah, we actually right now so much drama Take a random 19 year old over the two president options. We have money. Give me the money No, but um, what's it called? So yeah, these two girls in class every single day do not stand for the pledge and I'm like, come on like stand so hard like I see you walking in the hallways and
So, so, uh, you can't stand. So, yeah, I mean, I, I, it's understandable if you can't stay. People used to get in trouble. I mean, I would hope that would be understandable. Yeah. Like so annoying.
Duh. Well, duh. What do they do on the 4th of July? Wait. Celebrate that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know. They still do the Pledge of Allegiance at school? Yeah. I thought that was like a big thing. Wait, guys, try to say the Pledge of Allegiance. I bet you can't. I pledge allegiance. Okay. No, well, y'all go first because then if y'all get it wrong, because I say it every single day. I pledge allegiance to the flag, the United States of America, to the republic for which it stands, one nation, one
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Invisible with living and justice for all. Invisible for sure. Not the Texas Pledge. Definitely invisible. Wait, what is it? I don't feel like it's invisible. Indivisible. Oh, no, we're invisible for sure. What is it? What did you say? Nothing. No, what's the word? We're an invisible nation. No, what's the word? One nation. Under God. Indivisible. Indivisible? What type of word is that? And, like, we're not...
We're not part of like Europe anymore. We're not like we're the United States. We're not like Texas and Oklahoma. We're indivisible. One nation, under God, independent. How about that? Why don't we use that word? Well, no, because that doesn't mean the same thing. The other one means like... Yeah, that's how... First of all, I'm rewriting our theme song. Our theme song. No, that's our theme song. What do you mean? If you ever go to war, it's going to be one nation. Our theme song is the Star Spangled Banner. Right. Oh.
That's the theme song of America. Oh my gosh! Are you stupid? Wait, wait, wait! I just realized I'm y'all gonna think I'm Caps, but I'm not.
I thought the Star Spangled Banner was an extended version of the National Anthem. It's not? The one they sing at the Super Bowl? No. When they go all out? No. No, no, no, that is because they say stand for the National Anthem. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, that is. Dude, it's crazy. No, no, no, no, no. What you think? No, no, no, no, no. No, you're still confused. No, no, no, I got it. It is. You realize the Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem? Oh.
This is what happens when you don't finish high school. No, they're right. No, no. I'm assuming that. The Star-Spangled Banner is our national anthem. Yeah. No, our national. Oh, say can you see. Why now do we have a short version and a long version? Our national anthem is, what did you just say? Yeah, what I just said. No, that's the Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, yeah. So the national anthem. Oh, there.
There's the distinction. And then, like, what's it called? Like, isn't it right? No, because I always was confused when they said Stan, and we sing two different songs. A guy wrote it on the boat before he died, and then they found the paper, like, five years later. Which song? The Star-Spangled Banner. I don't think so. No. Look it up.
Harper, that sounds really smart. I hope you're right. It was a poem originally. Maybe part of it, I thought the other part was, maybe that was a woman that made the flag. That's Betty Rue. Yeah, I think I'm thinking of the girl that made the flag. Betsy Roth. Yeah, you're right. That's actually crazy though. So I was right. They're not the same thing. They are the same thing. Well, no. They're not the same thing. The national anthem and the Star Spangled Banner are the exact same thing. She was thinking
of the Pledge of Allegiance. You were leading me down a different path. You know Fergie... There's the Pledge of Allegiance. Fergie, when she sings the National Anthem is so bad, bro. Yeah. Actually... I thought... Because...
Never mind. I always thought it was the same song. One was like the extended version. So why would we sing one and say the other? I just thought there was the short version for like that when you're in school. And I thought there was like a longer version for like when they go all out. That'd be crazy if they made you sing the national anthem every day at school instead of the pledge. Wait, do the Texas pledge. What the?
What the? We're not from Texas. We're still from Texas. Y'all do the Oklahoma pledge. Did y'all have one? There's no Oklahoma. Yeah, but there's an Oklahoma song. There's an Oklahoma pledge. I'll do the Texas pledge. Wait. I honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to the Texas. One state under God, one indivisible. Wait, hold up. Is that not where we pledge allegiance to? I pledge allegiance to the Texas. One state under God, one indivisible. Wait. I'll do the Oklahoma one. What is it? I've never heard it. Um.
Oklahoma. That's our theme song. I think it's like Oklahoma. We will not stop for rain, sleet, or snow. What the? Something like that. Okay, L-A-H-O-M-A, Oklahoma. Okay. You guys ever heard that song? Guys, start a focus leak in my mouth or in my eye. Yeah, go for it.
Oh, I'm surprised she's just now thought of this. Try to grab it with your eyelash. Oh, that looks like it hurts. Can I grab it? Yeah. Wait, retry. What? What do you mean? You just did it. No, I need to actually grab it down with me. If you actually pull it down with your eyelash, that's insane. Oh, she got it. That was in between her eyelash. She got a gripper on that thing. That was crazy. Guys, try it, Kate.
- I don't know if Kate's gonna be able to do this. She's not very coordinated. - She can't even get it over her head. - I can, I have no idea. - She played bench in softball for a reason. - Yeah, Cash is gonna have to play bench in pickleball. We went and played pickleball. - What the? - He's not really good. - I'm trying to learn pickleball. - I tried. - Mavs already went and he's-- - How far did it go? It went like this far, right?
We went to play pickleball and Matt beat me and he's flexing that he beat me. Mm-hmm But he's literally played before that was my I played one time before yeah, and that's huge, bro. That's huge I was getting good, but I like learn the rules. He wasn't learning the rules about like I beat you It was 11 to 3 and 9 to 3. I didn't know how to play a pickleball. I popped off this year Oh, bro. My sister plays all the time. It's so weird. I can probably beat her. Oh
Did you know drunk elephant came out with pickleballs? Really? Yeah. How did you know that? Because I'm on top of the trances. On top of the trance? The trance. The what? The trance. Yeah. A lot of people are saying trances here. I thought you said train. Trains. Yeah, I didn't know what she was saying. I'm not going to lie. Bro, I'm not going to lie.
I got an idea. Oh boy, oh boy. Oh, don't worry. Harper's got an idea. I'm gonna pop it. Why is it always that? It's always I'm gonna pop something.
- Now that she tased you, she's ready to go home. - We've been thinking about that for all day long. - What do you mean we? You and who? I haven't been thinking about it all day. - Harper, you gotta sit up. I don't think the camera can see you. - Can you see me? - They can hear her, that's what counts. - Can you see me? - This one can, that one. - That's like what the view is seeing you from that camera, that's probably what most images look like when Harper takes a photo with a group.
Honestly, I like this, Bob. It's kind of comfy. Y'all got to stay there for the rest of the video. I really like it.
You want to give it a try? He's lowering that camera. You can't do it in that chair. That chair will make you smelly. No, this chair smells like smoke. It smells like smoke? It smells like smoke, and it probably has some bugs in it, so I don't think I'll be putting my... You've been smoking? I don't think I'll be putting my head on it. And you've been playing with bugs? What have you been doing? It's very comfy, right? It's something. Matt looks like he's struggling to stay up. What? I can sit here as long as I want. Matt's struggling. He's like this. He's like...
You're not gonna knock me over. Oh my god! No! That's pretty funny. You know, it's a form of bullying! Bro! That was like the equivalent to like giving a kid a swirly, bro. Can we just have world peace here? I feel like Harper's like a chihuahua. You like knock her down, and then she runs back to do it again. Y'all wanna see something crazy? Like the craziest dead leg ever? Let's see you.
For some reason, I thought your head was going to fall. I didn't know why. Nope. You lost. You lost. I went...
I feel like that could be a good back stretch. It feels so good. Matt's back is arching right now. What are you saying? Your back is stretching. I'm not arching nothing. I would never arch my back. Whoever wins, so let's do how many people we can do this and whoever wins. What? Please just do that again. No, no, no. First one to ten. To ten? Yeah, first one to ten. What are we doing? Wait, what am I doing? Wait, show them, Harper. It's a leg switch. Ready? Yeah, and we get to do this.
Wait, don't grab the bag. Don't grab the bag. That thing's about to break. No, me and Joe already broke it. It's fine. It holds. No, no, no. Don't grab it. No, trust me and Joe. No thanks. Okay, just don't grab it, though. Yeah, it's too easy. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. Stop.
Done. First of all- I totally beat you. First of all- And you're not even done! Look at you! Neither one of y'all finished the motions. Y'all just did this. This is what y'all did. Alright, fine. Ready? Three- Vaughn definitely looked like he was kinda quicker. You gotta finish. You gotta- Look, you gotta fall up. Boom. I wanna see this. Dude, get that outta here. Alright, this? Three, two, one. One.
You can't see me? No, wait. Wait, guys. Let's see how far my back can arch. Child, please. Listen. Okay? None of your games. All right? We, this is a podcast.
And we're not going to play these stupid games, alright? We'll be taking it seriously. It's time we started taking this podcast seriously. Child, please. Child, please. Child, please. Wait, what age is someone considered not a child? 13. What the? I'm still a child. Wait, first of all, why do you know that?
I was 13. No, it's 11. 13 is when you become a teenager. Everything under 13 is considered a child. In Jewish culture, once you become 13, you become a man. Really? The heck? 13-year-olds are men? Dude, what? You're like a contortionist. She was like... Oh, my gosh. That's why when Jesus ran off to the temple steps, nobody knew where he was because...
He was 12 so that his mom thought oh, maybe he's with his dad because he's kind of becoming a man He's about to be a man and then his dad was like, oh, he's 12. He's with his mom. He looks so short Nothing you say like that in that position. I'm taking seriously Can you imagine a pastor preaching like that Oh wait, I was talking to cash. Would you ever um Be like a youth leader. Wait, first of all now he's talking. Would you rather?
Would I be a youth leader? Would you ever, not rather. No, no, no, no. I couldn't be a youth leader. You don't think you could be a youth leader? Yeah, Kate was like... Kids worship, maybe. No, Kate was like, Cash, do you want to be a youth group leader? Look at these cute nine-year-olds. Yeah, nine-year-olds I could do. I can't do high school. Cash could do high school. I couldn't do high school. No, he was literally like... Why the heck would I do high school? He was like, I would never do that. Oh, I could do kids. If I was a teacher... Wait, wait, why would I do high school? Can you sit up now? I would prefer to do kids because... Can you sit up now? A lot of people teach kids the wrong thing. Yeah. Wait, wait. When I think...
Why in the world would I do high school? Because you could handle high schoolers. I can't. What do you mean? What does that even mean? You can handle high schoolers. How can I handle them, but you can't? You just can't. Like, handle them? No, like... Not at the youth group, honey. Okay, maybe you shouldn't. Because now that I'm thinking about it, the way you handle high schoolers is not okay. Bro, can you sit up? When we had the court, Cash be going in on these high schoolers. The other day, he goes...
How old are you? They're like 16. He's like, uh. He's like, if you were 18, I'd fight you right now. He was like, hit me. No, no, I'm not hitting you. I've played a lot of basketball at a lot of courts, and I've never. Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, high schoolers get under your skin real bad. You cannot be around high schoolers. You go to jail. Go back to jail. Back in the cuffs. Back to the slipper I go. Right after the dentist cuffs me up. Bro.
Actually, that's really scary to think about. Like, that's a nightmare you can put in a kid's head. Dennis coming at you with handcuffs. That's terrifying. I know. Dennis in handcuffs is actually crazy. Because don't they wear like the white doctor? Nah, dude. No way. Yeah, and then they got the light thing on their head and their eyes are like real big from those goggles you know what I'm talking about? They're like... Oh my gosh. Say it like this. Come here!
Time to get cuffed. Cuffing season. Cuff, please. It's cuffing season. All the girls we needed.
What would you do if you went to like your youth group though and like Casher Maverick was the youth group leader? That's crazy. I legit could be your youth group leader. That's insane. I kind of want to be. What do you mean? We went through this. You don't know jack about the Bible. You're freaking. Sorry. You know a lot. I'm sorry. That was rude. First of all. First of all. He said, bro, I know all the stories like David and the Lions did. Dude.
Give me any grace around here man when I misspeak Moses in the lion's den I know that story. Yes, really what happens he gets put in the lion's den and the lions don't eat him because he believes in God They don't eat Moses. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, okay
Why was he thrown in the lion's den? Because he believed in Jesus. No. Oops. Do you know the story of Elijah, Zacharias, and Hibiscus or something? Hibiscus? That's a T. Oh, Matt, Zach, and E.
You censured those names. Should I make Meshach an Abednego? Bro, that was not even close to the right name. Should I say Hibiscus? Hibiscus. Abednego, Hibiscus. To be fair, when I'm reading the Bible, I make up those names. Those are way too hard to read. Sometimes funny.
I'm going to call this one Zach. That guy's going to be named Zach. Deuteronomy, it's a dude. I could sing the whole book of the Bible. So first, for the Old Testament, actually... I don't think you can. I want to hear this. No, this is going to be very... You're going to go all the way to like...
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean the book of the Bible? Like, you're going to go through all the books? Oh, you're going to sing the books. You're going to be like New Testament, Old Testament, or you're going to sing all the books? All the books. She's going to sing Genesis, Exodus. Yeah, yeah. Okay, ready? Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, 1 and 2 Samuel, 1 and 2 King, 1 and 2 Chronicles, and...
Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Joseph, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Songs of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Joseph, Icanae, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi. Okay. And then now that was the New Testament. Now this is the...
that was that was the old testament what's what does the new one start with matthew all right matthew mark luke john acts romans first and second corinthians galatians ephesians
1st and 2nd Thessalonians, 1st Peter, 2nd Peter, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1st Timothy, 2nd Timothy, 1st, 2nd, 3rd John, Jude, Revelations. That's crazy. You qualified the catch. Yeah. You can't do that. I can't. There's no shot. I said I can't. You can't? I would think you can. I mean, you cannot do that.
I can do all the way through the minor prophets. I don't think I could do... There's no way you can do the whole book. I can't do the whole New Testament in order. There's no way I can do the whole New Testament in order. The way he's sinning is just not it. Totally not mine. It wasn't really a song, though. I was... No, I was... A beat? Yeah. That was actually very impressive. Yeah. Where'd you learn that? In first grade. Where'd you learn it, Kate? First grade at church. Oh, I was going to say church, right? First grade church. Where... What are you looking for?
What is down there? Oh. Wow, that's definitely something. You scared the viewers away. Well, then I'll click it on now. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace. Peace out, bro.