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all i remember was seeing lights and i heard a thud and i blacked out on top of the car i was rolling around wait what gosh it was that bad it was that bad remember the time i got stuck in the ocean oh yeah how do you get stuck in an ocean have you seen how big it is what's up guys welcome back to another episode of the lol podcast you guys gonna do it again it looks no all right it's a topic cringy but i will start now enjoy the episode yeah

But yeah, no, I did go on a date. How was it? It was not good. What do you mean it wasn't good? It just wasn't good. I mean, the girl was really nice. We went paddle boarding. We went jet skiing. Was this the first date you've been on since your last relationship? Yeah, this was the first date. And it was fine, but when we...

There just wasn't any connection there. Yeah. Her heart was in the right place. But then we, after the date, I told her, I think I told you this. Oh! Yes!

Yeah! He just remembered it. I was like, this is a lame story. But no, this story's good. No, Mav said he went on a date with her. No, listen, you're literally taking my story. No, because I'm telling it because Mav's going to make it sound good, which it wasn't good. It was very bad. You're going to tell it how it wasn't, though. I would cry. No, he went on a date with this girl. Oh, jeez. And at the end of the date, he, I guess, he said the date went well, but he was just like, I don't think there's like a spark or anything. So probably not a second date.

And Matt tells this girl, don't be expecting a call or anything because I don't want to go on a second date. That's not how I worded it. That's not... Matt, word of advice, never tell a girl, I'm not going to call you after this date. I thought I was being intentional with my words. I think you just said it in not the correct way. Yeah, well, it would have been fine. So I walked her to her car and I was like, so...

I'm not going to call you. As far as I said, I will not see you after this door shuts. So I said, I said, listen, as far as the second date. Um, and then she interrupted me and she was like, are you asking me out on the second date?

Oh, that's so bad. That's so bad. I was like, oh, no, no, that's not what, no. I was like, ah, well, no. I'm actually not asking you that on a second date. I was going to let you know that. And then you followed up with, I probably won't be asking you. I said where I was going was I didn't really feel like an energy exchange here. I feel like we.

Yeah, I've never heard someone in their entire life go, don't expect a second date. I don't know what, listen, I could tell that I thought she thought the date went well. And I knew the second she got in her car or got home, like people are going to start asking her, how was your date? How was the guy? Blah, blah, blah. And she's going to be like,

telling them things that it like like it was great so you didn't want to leave her on i didn't want to leave her on i didn't want to leave her so you just stabbed her right there you just like told her straight up like i just don't care to see you know you know you pretty much said you know you pretty much said i like open and honest communication i just thought it was better you know what that pretty much said what i don't like your personality i don't i don't i don't want to go out with you again her personality was great just not for me

Okay. It just wasn't my... And who goes on a seat who's on a first date? Yeah. Homeboy was like, let's go out on the jet skis. Well, if I'm going on a date, I want to have fun. Imagine you broke down and you're stuck out there. What a terrible first date. That would have been hilarious and a much better story. Well, Matt had...

Mav was on the jet skis with these two girls and he got pulled over without a license. And I was on the boat like a little bit away. And I was stressing because I was like, it was like our jet ski. And I was like, crap, the cops are going to come over here and they're going to be like mad at me for letting a guy without a license drive the jet ski, which is completely my fault. But remember the time I got stuck in the ocean?

- Ooh. - Yeah. - How do you get stuck in an ocean? - Have you seen how big it is? - Can you swim? - Yeah, okay. We were in Hawaii and we were at an Airbnb and me and my friends, there's a paddle board left there, like a one person paddle board.

And we were like, hey, let's go out on the waves. And the waves at this place was like, I'm not even kidding, like four football fields away. Like they didn't have waves close to shore. The waves were way out there. And we were like, okay. It was so dumb. Yeah. And we were like, let's go out on the waves. And as me and him are going to go out there, we're like, one of us will just tread water while the other one tries to surf. Or whatever. So stupid. And as we're walking to the beach, one of the girls that was with us was like, can we come? And we were like, no.

Yeah, why not? And the paddleboard was the only floating thing we had. We didn't have jackets or anything. You're forgetting a valuable part of the story. What? Where you asked me to come. And I said, no, that's a horrible idea. Why would you do that? Yeah, Matt was like, no, unfortunately, that is way too far out there. Y'all aren't going to make it. And we were like, yeah, we will. Anyways, the girl was like, can we come? And me and my buddy were like, yeah. And then another girl was like, I want to come too.

And we were like, okay, the more the merrier. So we had four people on a one person paddle board, but obviously you can't fit four people. So we all just used it as a floaty and we swam out there just to float on it. And we swam so far out there. And then this, this is where we got lost. Well, actually I wasn't lost. I knew exactly where I was, but I just couldn't help it. So then we got pushed like the waves. We got pushed past the waves and

So we swam out there and then we got pushed past the waves and we couldn't get back on this side of the waves. So we were stuck out there and we were just treading water. And then the two girls start freaking out. Like they were crying. Valid. And the sun was setting and they were like freaking out. We were out there for like three hours, I think.

- Literally, have you ever heard of people getting lost at sea? Like that's a real life thing that happens. - I know, and then Mav and everyone at the Airbnb, all the other team people were like, we just lost them all in the ocean. They're gone. And they looked on our drone. They like looked on the drone forever. - I sat there for like two hours,

With my buddy. Who was like the only adult on the trip. Oh yeah. I was also 15 at the time. It was a bunch of 15 year olds that had way too much money. And we rented a house in Hawaii. And we got like one 20 year old to go with us. Yeah it was our manager. And my mom told our manager she was like please watch him. And then he lost me at sea. And he was stressing. That's not the only time he's lost you. We don't want to talk about that time.

But anyways, so then they called. No, no, no. I'm sitting there waiting, watching them, keeping an eye on them because I'm like, they're getting way too far out there. Making sure the riptide's not going to. Breaking out in hives though because you were nervous. Shut up. Let me tell the story. Listen, okay. So she's going out. All four of them go out and I'm like,

Okay, like I can see them. They're good. They're good. And I'm talking to my buddy, looking at them. We're just sitting on the porch, just watching them go out there. And then all of a sudden, me and him both look back out there. We can't see them anymore. They're gone. They just disappeared. Like we could see them the whole time and then gone. So we're like, this isn't good. We look at the sun. We're like, it's only about 40 minutes of sunlight. Let's speed this up. Yeah, for real.

- Bro's like, we were sitting on the white sandy beach. The sun was shining. - It was a slight overcast. - So, it actually was a little bit overcast, but you know. So they're out there and we're like, okay, this isn't good. The sun's setting. So we send the drone out. The drone goes up like a mile. - It was a nice drone too. Like they had like a one mile radius. - Yeah, the drone goes like, maybe not a mile, like a half mile or something. It goes really far.

enough out to sea that you think we could see them. We send it way up in the sky. We're sending it back and forth down the coast everywhere around the whole island. Can't find them. They're nowhere to be found. We're like, this isn't good. And then the sun sets. And so now it's just kind of like a glow in the air. And we're like, Oh, there's like 10 minutes of light. This was when I low key was like, Oh no. Yeah. Oh,

There's literally like 10 minutes of daylight left and then they're stuck out at sea at dark. And we're like, this isn't good. So we're like, we got to call fire rescue. We got to call search and rescue team.

So we called the rescue team and they show up. There's like 10 of them coming to the house. And there was like 20. Yeah. And we're like, oh, and they got see-doos out looking for. No, no, no. This is where I'm out there on the paddleboard and we're all just holding on to it because none of us get on it. Well, one of the girls is on a crime. So we're holding it.

And we see, because we are super far out, we get a little bit closer, we see just little sirens go by the coast, and we were like, imagine that's for us. And we're like laughing about it. Me and my friend Michael were laughing about it. I'd be crazy, bro. That'd be crazy. And then we get closer, and the sirens were like, is that our house? And then when we realized it was our house and sirens were at our house, we were like, oh, no.

No, this is not good. And then they called the helicopter. The search and rescue helicopter was on its way. And right as the helicopter got to us, they found us. So they told us to leave. They were like, cancel the chopper. Yeah. And I was like, is it a chopper? And right as they also found us, two CDs pulled around the corner and they were coming for us. But yeah, it's,

that was actually crazy we were out there for like three and a half hours yeah but they couldn't get back which was crazy but this guy this like ems guy he just grabs his surfboard and he's like there they are way out there and right as right as the police and everybody got there we suddenly regained vision of them and we're like oh this is kind of awkward like uh yeah we found them they're here but the guy just grabs the surfboard he's like i'll go get him guy like

Guy like goes out there like a jet pump. He got to them so quick. That was what our friend Hunter wanted to be. Our friend Hunter, he was sitting on the shore. He grabbed goggles, not even nose goggles, just the goggles like this. He grabbed it. Yeah, we're like cashing them our losses. See, he's like, don't worry, I'll find them. And he just goes down.

nothing he just starts swimming out to the ocean and everybody was like oh there goes hunter he's dead too now and the guy was gone for like two hours no we were like freak now we gotta find hunter yeah he's out there with no jacket nothing to float on just a pair of goggles and then we're all like we're looking out at the ocean like wonder if hunter's okay and then yeah we're like dude now we gotta find hunter and then he walks up behind us and he's like oh glad y'all got back he went all

around the cove and swam and then walked on shore all the way back. He's like, what's up guys? I just swam out to that, got on the dock and then I ran back. We're like, so you just did a triathlon? Yeah. No, he literally slammed like a mile. Yeah. It was crazy. How was Camp Harper? Oh yeah, it was really good. I went to Clearwater Cove Wildlife Camp in Missouri and

Missouri? Yeah, it was like a seven hour drive. It was crazy. Wait, what do you do? Like what kind of, what things do you do at camp in Missouri? I don't know. Like it was kind of like,

It was fun, but we didn't have access to much. Like, we didn't have access to the lake, which we did, but, like, only for certain times. But it was really fun, honestly. Doesn't sound very wildlife. Did you make any friends? Yeah, I made so many new friends. There was a girl named Ava. Sorry. Girl. Ava, if you're watching, shut up. It was a tiny burp. That's what he does. He can't help it. Can y'all stop burping? Okay.

It was one verb. Okay, well, anyways, yeah, so basically it was so much fun. It was like, literally, a juice box just spawned in. So anyways, it was so much fun. I met this girl named Ava. She's so sweet. A lot of people were from Indiana, and basically, yeah, it was just really fun. Did people know who you were? Yes, yes. Did anything bad happen?

A bunch. Oh, yeah. A bunch of drama. Oh, I was about to ask. Because I remember being in middle school. Yeah. And all these people were going. I never went to any of those, like, church camps or anything. But I remember everyone going. And I was like, I know that's so much drama. Yeah. Like, boys are probably trying to sneak into girl cabins and stuff like that. Like, at church camp. Yeah. Of all places. There was this one guy. We're going to call him Bob or whatever. And he, because in the last podcast, everybody found out. Good job. Yeah. Everybody found out. Yeah.

Yeah, she used fake names that were one letter different. Let's say his name was Bob. She was like, we'll call him Bobby. We'll call him Bob-ba. Bob-ba. No, we'll call him Bob. And basically, girls were obsessed with him. Wow. Except for me, obviously, because I'm different. You're better than that. I'm different. So five girls were like, oh my gosh, yeah, he's so fine, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh my gosh, what?

No. Bob had hype that he didn't deserve. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. He looked like a baby. I was like, the heck? Well, y'all are like 14. We were all babies. And so this guy is, so my friend, we're going to call her, I don't even know what to call her. Sarah. Oh, Sarah. Yeah. Did you say Awkwafina? Yeah, I was looking at the wall.

Awkwafina and Bob. Go with that. I like Awkwafina. So Awkwafina and Bob used to date, but they broke up a while ago. They were dating for seven months. They broke up a while ago. Then this girl named Ava liked Bob. So then... Is Ava her real name? Yeah, Ava's her real name. You know, me and Ava are like close now. But so then Ava, but then...

I don't know if that was a close one. Hold on. What does X equal? I'm lost too. Okay, okay. Basically, the moral of the story, five girls went after Bob and then Bob is over here. I want to be Bob. I mean, I don't know. I didn't mean that. No, no. I want to be Bob. Matt needs to be Bob. Matt needs to be Bob. I didn't mean to say that. Overall, camp was really fun. And also, I like camp with drama.

So... Like, drama's fun when you're not in it. Wait, wait. Speaking of drama, what happened with you at the trampoline park? I saw you posted a TikTok about... Oh. What? Yeah, she posted a TikTok. It was like when you just got done beefing with a girl at the trampoline park. Whoa. It was...

have personal beef at the trampoline park it's just so relatable that I had to post it you know but like I do have beef with kids at the trampoline park when these five year olds go in front of me when I'm about to tumble I'm like uh uh I will trample you if you go in front of me one more time and then they stare at me for like five minutes and I'm like

I'm going to go step on you if you don't move out of the way. So then like I step on them, you know, and like it's just so annoying. So, yeah, I posted that. The trampoline park kids are something crazy. No, but trampoline park drama is so real. I remember when I went to trampoline parks in middle school, that was where like Friday nights, there was like they had teen nights. And so, you know, we're all like freshly teenagers, like ripely 13. So we can officially get into teen night.

Yeah, the drama went wild those nights. Yeah. Do you have any crazy airplane stories? Because I got a good one. I mean, yeah. That was so random. Sorry. Didn't you fly to Missouri? We were talking about this yesterday. I thought you thought that airplanes were fake. Oh, well, they are fake. Yeah. Well, like, I'm... No, he knows I'm fake. You know what they told me? You know what they told me last time I was in an airplane? They said, shut your window before takeoff. They didn't want me to see it.

Oh yeah. They told everyone to shut their window. Okay. And then we opened it. That was because we were flying sun country. Like. What? Sun country? Yes. Can you fly over the world? What's sun country? It goes to Mexico. It's like the Mexican spirit. The heck? Okay. Okay. We're not going to talk about Mexican spirits. Hold on. Did anything happen on the plains of Missouri?

Did you drive? No, we drove. We drove. No, but I'm wondering, can you fly a plane over the world? Because I was watching this one Mr. Beast movie. Wait, no. Amelie Earhart tried. Oh. You can't do it. You're saying the wrong... Who tried? Yeah, Amelie Earhart. Comment section. Everyone will know because we posted a clip of us talking about Helen Keller flying a plane. Everyone was like, it was Amelia Earhart.

Oh, Amelia. Yeah, Amelia Earhart tried. But no, Kelly Keller is the one that was blinded. We're not going to do that again. Did she try to fly a plane? She was, I think. Wait, she did try to fly a plane? I think she was.

Okay, according to my comment section, she had an assistant. I'm sure that, like, okay, it makes more sense now. Someone that actually knew how to fly a plane definitely, like, took off, got them in the air, and then let her sit in the pilot seat for probably 30 seconds. Oh. That doesn't count. Yeah. I could do that. Me same. But I also can see. So, that's not as impressive. Yeah. No, like, for instance, like, one time me and Mal got on a plane, and we sat down.

This was scary. I thought we were about to have a fight on the plane. You know how there's like three seats? So there's this guy sitting on the window seat. And me and Mav are sitting on the middle in the aisle. And we sit down and the guy starts talking to himself.

And he's flipping out. And he's like, I'm out of here. He's flipping out. Some of it wasn't English. And I'm sitting right next to him. I'm like, uh. There's this guy. And there's him. Yeah, he's just talking to himself. And I'm like, that's what I'm saying, bro. Yeah. And we didn't know what to do. And then finally, a flight attendant.

Oh, man. Guys, ignore that. Ignore that. We're having trouble. It is vocab class. Yeah, we couldn't do it. Anyways. Joe, you're looking good down there. Let's not flirt. Sorry. Let the man just do his job. I just said he looked good. Anyways, all right. So I'm sitting next to this guy. Just practicing my Riz game that I don't have. Yeah. Yeah, you should probably practice more.

I'm sitting next to this guy. He's talking to himself and he's getting madder and madder at himself. Like no one's talking to him. Then a flight attendant walks by and he's like yelling at her. And she's like, he's like, he yells at her. He's not even talking to us. He's completely ignoring that we're there, but he goes to the flight attendant. He goes, this is my row.

And we're like, oh, no. And we're sitting in his row. Yeah, we're sitting in the row. And he's like, this is my row. I want this row. This is my whole row. And the flight attendant was like, let me see your ticket. And she's like, nope, that's your seat. But you don't get the whole row. And he's getting so mad. He's like, no, this is my row. This is my row. And me and Malverson, they're like, uh-oh, this is bad. And then he gets so mad, he goes, that's it, I'm not going. And he kicks up.

And he walks off the plane. Was it in the air? No. Wait, what? Was it in the air? No, the plane was not in the air when the guy walked off the plane. He was so overwhelmed.

No. We were still boarding and he walks off and we're like, okay, well, obviously he's going to come back. He never came back. So it turned into our row. It's my row now. But I was like, no way this guy is rage quit on a plane because he didn't get his whole row. Oh, he was mad. It was not good. Okay, but that guy had some deeper problems going on. Yeah, I know. I felt sorry for him. You got another funny airplane story if you want to tell it. We were talking about it yesterday. Oh, okay.

Oh, this one's graphic. I don't know if you should tell it. No, this one's unfortunately graphic, but I'll tell it.

So I was on the way to the airport at 9 a.m. Stopped at a gas station. I told him not to. No, sorry, not 9 a.m. It was like 6 a.m. Got a taquito. From Quick Trip. Those are banging, okay? I told him not to. 9 a.m. is a little early for a taquito. And I ate it on the way to the airport. And we're like pulling up to the airport, but we're not there quite yet. We're on the highway and I'm like, Kate, we legit might have to pull over. I'm going to poop my pants. And

It was bad. Like never had to try to poop my pants on the side of the road. And I was like, oh no. And I'm like digging through my glove compartment. I'm like, hon, I don't got like napkins or anything. You're not getting. I was like, I'm about to poop on the side of the road. Here we go. Make it to the airport. Then it goes away. I didn't even think about it. Go do security. Get on the airplane. On the airplane. Airplane takes off. We're about five, 10 minutes into the flight.

And I've been on well over a hundred planes, like traveled a lot. Worst turbulence I've ever had in my entire life. I'm not even kidding. You got that taquito in there. Yeah. And the taquitos bouncing around. We're like this. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like you can't like move. And then the taquito comes back and it gets bad. So I ground, I grabbed the paper sack in front of me and

And I run to the bathroom and I'm like having to grab onto all the seats. The flight attendants are screaming. Oh, the flight attendants are like, sir, sit down, sit down. And I'm ignoring them. I'm like, no, you don't want me to sit down. And I get to the bathroom and they're like trying to block me. And I just, I literally go past them. I like push body slams, a flight attendant. I push a flight attendant, go into the bathroom. I'm like, bro, do you really, do you want me to poop on you? Is that what you want? Like the options aren't great here. Okay. And I get in there.

And I have to throw up and poop at the same time. The same time. While the turbulence is horrible. He's like fighting for his life. The turbulence is so bad that I can't just hold the paper sack to throw up in. I have to grab it like this and press it against my face. I'm pressing the paper sack like this so I don't miss and throw up all over the bathroom. So I'm pressing it against my face.

And I have diarrhea at the same time. And I'm like, this story just gets worse before it gets better. No, it's all just coming out at the same time. And then I fill up the bag and I have to do a throw bag. Yeah. The throw bag is filled up. It was a small, it was a small bag. Wait, no, no, no. What did you say? I had to do a switcheroo. I had to stand up for a second.

Throw all the stuff in the bag into the toilet and then sit back down and go back to it. It was so bad. And then I'm just pressing it against my face again. My head...

My head is hitting the side of the walls on the airplane because it's that bad. I didn't think I was going to make it. I really didn't. I was like, this is... No one might throw up listening to this. I know. This is bad. It was bad. And I've only ever had to poop and throw up at the same time twice in my life. See, that's just never happened. I've never experienced that. Have you guys? No. Yes. Yes. I didn't want to say it, but...

But I was on a telehealth appointment with a doctor. And I was like, Mama, I can't. So I run to the restroom. I stay in there for around 20 minutes. My mom's having an awkward conversation with my therapist. And then she's like, and I needed a therapist after this. Gosh. And so basically I was sitting on the toilet. And then I start feeling like water coming to my mouth. And then like crap, crap, crap. And then I throw up all my noodles.

It's a terrible sight to see it was throwing up noodles. Oh I was like crap wait. Why do I have to poop so then I saw I have to poop so then I start looking in the mirror Wait, did you have to make a decision? It was so bad when you rather clean up Yeah Yeah, so I was like I was like blowing up on this side and on this side and then I swear I thought my ears were gonna burst like it was bad y'all probably don't want to hear this but like

Yeah. Oh my gosh. I just see. That's just, that just sounds like something that would happen to y'all too. I hope, I hope I never experienced that. Do you remember that one time we were in a hotel room and we were all, it was me, Cash and Maverick. We're all staying in a hotel room. Oh yeah. That was unfortunate.

We were laying in bed, all talking. We'd been traveling all day. It was a fine travel day. We get to our hotel. Cash is feeling fine. And we finally, like we're laughing and stuff. We're like delusional. We lay in bed to fall asleep. And right as we're about to fall asleep, Cash sits up and vomits all over the place.

all over the entire hotel room. He's like, bleh, like everywhere. - No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. This never happened. - You were there. - You were there. - Matt, you were there. - Nope. - Yes, you were. - What are you talking about? - You were flipping your crap. You were like, "Kate, clean it up, Kate, clean it up." - Matt, you ran to the bathroom and you were like, "I can't look,

I can't look at it. That did not happen. Yes, it did. Yes, it did. What are you talking about? It wasn't me. It was someone else. No. It was when we went to LA and I went to Disneyland for the first time. It was that trip. We were in LA for work. And you ran to the bathroom and you're like, Kate, I can't look at it. Clean it up. What were we doing there? I don't know. Going to Disneyland? There's no way this happened. No. Yes. It was when y'all were doing... Y'all went to the studio to film something and I wasn't allowed to go because I wasn't a part of it. Yeah, the thing I filmed...

It was, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it was that trip. And you stayed, there was one time. And then we recorded with Pape? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that time. But you would stay at the hotel because that night you would stay at the hotel because your girlfriend was like an hour away or something. And so you were there that night. But now I'm confused. Okay, anyways. I remember the hotel, but this did not happen. No, it happened, Matt. I mean, that sounds like how it would do. I would just freak out and be like, can't clean it up. I can't do it. No, it was around.

The same time, it was around the same time me, you and Michael and all of us did that, that, that thing we should not have done.

Yeah. Oh. It was right before that. Do you remember? Yeah. No. Yeah. Now I'm questioning my memory. No, you weren't there. So you actually weren't there in this one. Are we legally allowed to talk about this? Yeah, I'll talk. I mean, I don't know, but I'll talk about it. So the cops told me not to talk about this, but I'm going to talk about it. And I, nobody do this at home. Do not.

Do not do this. I saw this on TV and I was like, I'm going to do it at home. No, this was actually extremely dangerous. So I watched How to Catch a Predator. John Hanson. I think that's his name. No, he binge watches it. I don't think it's John Hanson. I think it's Chris Hanson. Whatever it is. Right. I watched How to Catch a Predator on TV. I don't know if those are fake or not. But anyways, I watched it.

Me and Michael, her brother, got on Omegle. I'm 16 years old. And we found a guy. And me and Michael were like, yeah, we're going to catch him. This is going to be great. Oh, I've done that before. What? This was so reckless. I...

when I was younger and like fifth grade, I went on Omegle and there was like perverts and I was like, you're a predator, aren't you? And then I was like, get off this app right now. And then you shame them. I shame them so bad. No, no. But the bad part is we met up with them in real life.

Yeah. So I, me and Michael are texting this guy and we're like, yeah, meet up with us. We told him we're like freaking, we told him we were like a 13 year old. Yeah. We told him we're like 13 to me, but it's really me and Michael texting this guy. And we're like, yeah, we're going to get him. And we got like Michael and me. And then we can call like four of Michael's friends. So we have like seven guys and we're like, yeah, we're going to meet this guy. Guys that have like shot people with them. Yeah. One of the guys went to prison. I didn't know that. Yeah. No, no. One of the guys on my team. Yeah. And anyway, Michael, bring your baddest friends just in case.

I'll get to that. But anyways, so we're texting this guy. We're telling him to meet us at this park. And then, oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed to tell this story. You used your girlfriend as bait. That's just wrong. We were like, Kate can be the bait. So we set Kate in the middle of the park and all of us six guys were like,

20 feet away like surrounding her kind of but like acting like we didn't know her like hiding anyways right before the guy pulls up it starts pouring down rain so we all run into a parking garage and we're like dang it now we don't know where the guy's gonna go anyways why we run into the parking garage a cop follows us in there he's like what are y'all doing

And I was like, we're trying to catch a predator. And he's like, he's like, what? Yeah. He was like, like we said it so casually. I was like, Oh, we're trying to catch a predator right now. He was like, Whoa, what do you mean by that? And I, and then I told him what happened. He was like, Oh, and I was like, and then I showed the cop. I was like, he says he's out there right now. And he goes, okay, I'll go, I'll go see if I can catch the guy. And the cop goes out there, talks to the guy, but he said he couldn't really do anything. So he confiscated his phone. So the guy doesn't have a phone no more, but where's the guy drove? Like he drove like an hour and a half. So I don't know how my man got back off.

And it was like, man had to like go to a gas station and get a map to get home. That's crazy. Well, because the cops were like, because we'd used like, we'd like use myself. And we said that I was 13 years old and I was only like 16, I think. And the cop was like, well, how old are you actually? And I was like, oh, I'm 16. And he was like, if you were 18, you would go to jail right now. Yeah. But anyway, so the cops, apparently you can't catfish people like that. Yeah. Apparently catfishing is illegal. But we talked to the cop and the cop looks up, looks at our buddy and he goes, hey, I know you.

And he goes, oh yeah, you were at my shooting. And he was like, what? He was like, yeah, you were the guy that arrested me when I shot that guy. And he was like, oh, you're out already? They started bonding over it. And I was like, wait a minute.

You shot someone? And he was like, yeah, you didn't know that? Anyways, he said he shot a guy because he was trying to sell something and self-defense. I think he was trying to sell the gun to the guy. Yeah, he was trying to sell the gun and he thought the guy was like reaching for it and then he shot the guy in the leg. Did he die? No, he didn't die. But yeah, then he went to prison for like three years.

Yeah. Now I play basketball with that guy. He's pretty cool. Yeah, the guy's great now. Like, he's got kids. Does he shoot anyone anymore? No, he doesn't shoot anyone. He's got kids. Why? He's really changed. He's good. He's cool. Have y'all heard about Gypsy Rose? Yes! I'm so excited for her to get out. Yes! Oh my gosh, she comes out. I love her. What's going on? Wait, hold on. The girl who killed her mom. When her mom, like, I talk about her all the time. You guys want her to get out? Nope.

No, she killed her mom because her mom like made her believe for her whole life that she was like sick. And so her mom was like making her sick, like giving her all these medicines and she had a feeding tube in her. And so finally Gypsy grows up and she realizes like, holy crap, I'm not sick. My mom has been lying to charities. My mom has been lying to the public eye because everybody's donating to this girl. And they went to Disney World for free to make a wish. Yeah, make a wish. They scammed Disney World?

Yes. And so finally Gypsy realizes. She's like, holy crap. My mom is like... Her mom ruined her life pretty much. And she stood up out of her wheelchair so I can walk. Yeah. Her mom made her believe that she couldn't walk. And she finally realized she can walk. And she lied about her... Yes. She lied about her age. And so finally Gypsy's like, I'm not sick. I need to do something. Because her mom would not let her live her normal life. So then she killed her mom and she went to prison. And now she gets out this year. She had a boyfriend. You still can't kill your mom. But like...

No, that'll do it. It was a debatable reason to kill her. I don't think

Her story is actually so sad. It's so sad. So, yeah, let me tell y'all like a very fast little rundown about her life. So she, when she was born, her mom was like, I want some money. I'm going to make my kids sick. Well, act like she's sick. She put her in a wheelchair, strolled her around, got a bunch of money from it. All this crap. And then finally, Gypsy was like, I'm not sick. I'm going to get a boyfriend. She found a boyfriend. They're like, let's kill...

Because her mom was like, I don't want this guy to find out that my daughter's actually not sick. So then the boyfriend was like, well, let's just kill your mom so we can be together for the rest of our lives. And I don't know. I don't think they are together. So I don't know. I think he actually went to prison for a long time because he was the one who came in and killed the mom. And then Gypsy was just listening. But Gypsy and her mom had such a good relationship because she thought that her mom was crazy.

To get, like, she thought that she was her best friend because that's the only one. And they lived in this nice pink house. In Missouri. In Missouri. Oh!

Oh gosh. So yeah. My cousins live, I have like family in Missouri that lives like 30 minutes away from the house. I'm like, I'm so, I want to go see it. I want to see, it's like a really pretty pink house that gypsy wanted and people bought it for her and they built it. That's a crazy wheelchair ramp to get up to the house. Like, yeah. So yeah. Anyway, she's been in jail and now she's getting out for 10 years and now, yeah, I'm excited for her to get out, but I don't think she's okay. Still. Her family's been like, yeah, she's a little iffy,

but I'm excited. She definitely needs like help. Yeah, like she just needs like a therapist. Didn't you get in another scooter accident again? Oh my God. Yeah. Okay, so I posted on my TikTok a story time about how I got ran over by a car.

A car? Yes, I got ran over by a car. It was a white Lexus. It was crazy. So it was hailing out. It's such a fun story though. So I was with my best friend, Sophie, who used to run my account with me. And...

What happened to Sophie? She got hate. I'm like, girl, come on now. Look at me. No, but I'm only human after all. No, but anyways. What? Okay, let me just tell the story. So basically. Wait, what just happened? So I kind of glitched. But anyways.

I feel that. Yeah. So me and my friend Sophie, we were crossing an intersection jaywalking. And basically we were going over to Walmart and because it was hailing, we're like, where else do we go? All the stores were closed. So we went over to Walmart because it's open for 24 hours or like open till 12.

So it was like 10 o'clock when we got to Walmart. No, like 9 o'clock. And we were trying to meet up with some friends. But like, yeah. So we were trying to, but we couldn't because it was hailing. And the hail, mind you, it was this big. I'm not joking. It was that big. Like extra large. Very, very large. It's like, hey, do you want a medium or a large? No, I want an extra large. So that's like the hail. So basically...

After that, we went outside. We were like, okay, it's not hailing that much anymore. So the roads were slippery. We were on our electric scooters, and we were riding. And we were like, should we go on the crosswalk or the intersection? Which one's faster? We're like, the intersection. Sophie was like, no, let's just do the crosswalk. It's just so much safer that way. So Sophie's your voice of reason. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? I'm going to die. I know why you're laughing. I just want to hear you get by the car. So basically...

Um, she was like, yeah, let's just go on the crosswalk. I was like, no, let's go on the intersection. So the sky was like all yellow from the storm, you know? And I was like, okay, we're going to go. We're going to go. I go across and I see this car. I'm like, oh, that car is going to go straight, but it's taking a U-turn. And so I'm like, okay, I'll just pass across it.

All I remember was seeing lights and I heard a thud and I blacked out on top of the car. I was rolling around. Wait, what? Oh my gosh. It was that bad? It was that bad. So I, my scooter went under the car. I went on top of the car. Honestly, like you going on top of the car might've been safer. It saved my life. Yeah. So if I didn't have my scooter in my scooter, mind you, it didn't get any scratches. I,

I didn't get any scratches. What? I got one scratch, but it's like right there. It's gone. You had a big bruise, didn't you? I had a big bruise, but... Wait, did you actually black out? Yeah, I blacked out on top of the car because it hit me at like 10 miles per hour. Wow. Which wasn't even that big, but like... No, but like you're small. Yeah, I'm small compared to like a thousand pound car, you know? And so I was like...

Oh, my gosh. And so I just remember it was so unreal. It was like a dream. So I just saw lights and I hit the car. And Sophie was like, Harper. And I was like, ooh. And then. And then. It was in slow motion. Yes, yes. Harper. And then I was like, oh. And then so I rolled on top of the car. I rolled on top of the car. And I, like, made a whole body indent on the car. What? What?

like a movie and the hail had already cracked her windshield from before but the girl was more frightened than i was so once i she's like i just killed a child so once i once i fell off of the car i rolled down and i hit my head first and so i i had like a pretty bad concussion yeah so um basically what happened was the girl she came out of her car she was like oh my god and i was like i'm okay i'm fine i'm fine and then sophie was like oh my gosh i'm gonna call the police

So she called 911. 911 was like, hey, what's your emergency? Whatever. And then the lady that hit me, let's call her Jasmine. I don't know. What's her name? Yasmin? I don't even know her name. But basically, she was like, oh my gosh, are you okay? Just call the police. She's like, no, call your mom. Call your mom. So she calls my mom, or Sophie calls my mom. And I'm like, I'm fine.

It's fine. Like, I just, it's fine. Like, I didn't want to cry to make her feel bad. Yeah, you were like, I only, I literally just got hit by a car. Like, it's not even that big of a deal. No, the same thing happened to me. I got hit by a car on my motorcycle. Oh, yeah. No, literally, like, almost the same story. I was driving my motorcycle. He was like 14, though. Oh, wait, you're 14. Yes. Oh, whoa. That's crazy. Y'all's lives are so stupid.

similar. Yeah. Yeah. And throwing up to getting hit by a car, like farting problems. Yeah. Um, yeah. In Oklahoma, you can get your motorcycle license at 14. And I was driving my motorcycle and this car pulled out in front of me and I hit her and I rolled all the, I like flew over her windshield and went, and then I hand like rolled and somehow I

I wasn't really that hurt. I don't know how in the world. You had a helmet in your helmet. Yeah, my helmet cracked. So luckily I was wearing that. You would have died. I've had brain injuries. Yeah, I might would have been bad if it wasn't for the helmet. But somehow just like literally some couple scratches and a little bruises. Wasn't hurt that bad. But the lady hopped down. She was freaking out too. Like they were freaking out more than I was. She's like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Are you okay? And then I faked like I was knocked out. I was like, oh.

Oh my God. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, well. No, I didn't do that. That would actually be a horrible thing to do. No, I'm just kidding. I'm dead. No. But yeah, she started freaking out too, but literally like the same thing happened to me. But like, wouldn't you be freaking out if you just annihilated a 14 year old with your vehicle? No, I'd drive off. I can't, I can't stay there. Yeah. Gotta leave the accident. No, I'm kidding. That'd be bad. I would,

like I would literally like freak out yeah yeah no I'd be freaking out but yeah the lady she hopped out of the car she was like oh my gosh are you okay what's going on and and then I was like I'm fine but then I was like I was like what do I do I got hit by a car I should probably start crying so then I started crying you know because like that's a thing to do if you get yeah you were like I don't know what to do but I wasn't hurt I wasn't hurt no it's just like a shock it's scary to

think about what could have happened. And then the police called Sophie back, was like, oh my gosh, like, what happened? So they were like, hey, what's your emergency? 911 didn't answer her call? No. Or no. They left her on rest? Sophie hung up because they wanted to call my mom, and then my mom was like, oh!

And then, by the way, my voice is gone. That's why I'm like, you know, kind of struggling to talk. No, but. Oh, you are? I didn't notice. No, I mean, it's kind of hard. But like, I'm not struggling, but it like sounds like I am. Okay, anyways, back to the story. So, yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm fine. Like, so basically after that, I just remember seeing police sirens. And yeah, they were asking me so many questions. I was like, I just have a scratch. And I was like, because they were so scary. They were like. I'm sorry.

I'm always convinced they're faking it. Like, what do you really got to talk to that much on your shoulder? I know they're like, ostrich 47, 30p. I know. What? What did you just say? I'm like, uh... They're like, I don't know. Like, there's some headphones going to the doctor. I'm like, what in the world are you saying? Like, it's like code words. But have y'all ever wondered before y'all ride on a roller coaster, like... Esperanza es la lucha de la... Wait, what? Wait...

Okay. What? Y'all have no... It's just in my mind. But like... Yeah. Right before you go to rollercoaster, like... Have a great ride. And then like they say you off, you know? Yeah, what about it? They don't speak Spanish. Yes, they do. No, sometimes like they might. But like... But wait...

Well, I don't get it. They say, have a great ride. What's your point? It's just like, what's the issue with saying all those things before and losing your breath and then saying, have a great ride? Like, why do you need to say that? Like, if we die, will you like... Your brain is like running a thousand miles a minute right now. It always is, honestly. But like, I don't even know. Wow. But I mean, I... Okay.

Shut her down, Kate. I know. I'm sorry. I was just, I was so... You really humbled me, actually, so we can't talk. Harper, I love you. I'm sorry. Kate said, stop talking like this. That's not what I said. Whatever. Whatever. You know what I realized? I don't like you having experiences without me. It really bothers me. Oh, my God. It bothers me when y'all three have experiences and I'm like... Yeah. Like the one where you tried to catch the predator? Cue the sad music. Cue the sad music with the like...

Yeah, we won't be doing that. Well, Matt, that's because when Cash was, like, dating me, you guys were still living in L.A., and, like, you obviously weren't going to travel with him every time you came to visit his girlfriend. To me, like, if Cash is going to do something and there's a chance he's going to die, like, I should be there. No, Matt, actually... Like, if you're going to die, I'm dying with you. No, actually, no, think about it. Almost all my near-death experiences, you weren't there. Yeah, that's what I just realized, and I don't like it. One time, I was sitting in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot in Compton. What?

you know what I also realized? All your near-death experiences, pretty much, I said, that's a bad idea. We shouldn't do that. Yeah, that's why you weren't there. Yeah. That's why I'm mad. Malvin's the voice of reason and so when he's not there, it's just like, let's just do it. No, but this one, Malvin was like, bad idea to go to Compton. He was like, it is this place in Compton. It's called Devil's Gate. Yeah, and it was like, no,

No, I don't want to go. It was this abandoned place. Me and my friend Parker. And we wanted to go at like 2 a.m. Yeah, well, you got to. Wait, do you know what Compton is? No. It's like a super high crime. It's like the highest crime area. Well, I don't know the highest, but it's really high. It's like one of the highest crime cities in LA. Anyways, I was in Compton doing this, checking out this abandoned building. Called Devil's Gate. Were you doing like a video? No. No.

No, I just went. And me and my two buddies and our other friend, Paige, went. And afterwards, we pull off in this Jack in the Box parking lot. It's like 2 a.m. and we're like... Paige was there? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, we brought Paige. I didn't realize you brought a girl. Yeah. I thought it was you and Parker. So, we're all sitting in the Jack in the Box parking lot. And all of a sudden, this car whips in the parking lot like super fast. And it's like...

And they pull up like four parking spots across from us. And we're the only two parking. We're the only two cars in the whole parking lot. These four guys all jump out and they started like coming over to our car really fast. And my friend Connor was on the other side of the car. I was like, Connor, get in the car. Get in the car, Connor. And he was like, what did you say? He's on the phone with his mom. And he's like, what did you say? Get in the car now. And he gets in the car and I pull off and they start like walking faster towards our car. And I zoom off and it was bad. And unfortunately my backup was Paige.

And Parker and Connor. And Parker, I know, is running away. Parker's definitely running. Connor's going to be like, hey, we can fight. Just don't hit my face. Paige is like 5'4", 100 pounds. Like, she's little. Yeah, I almost got jumped that day. And then I also almost got jumped that same week. Me and my friend Michael were driving down the road. It was like midnight. Yeah. And we're driving through a neighborhood. And this house is throwing like a huge party. Like a huge party. There's like 200 people there. And...

We roll up to the house and i'm like michael I bet we can sneak in there. No one would know there's like literally 200 people there No one knows who's coming in out. I was like, let's just go walk in and see what's going on And he's like, yeah, so we pull over and we start walking out of like all all cool and calm and We walk up and they stop us at the front gate. Like it's just a normal house, too It's not like a big gate just like this little gate and they stop us at the front gate and they're like don't cross that line or we're gonna and they curse me out and i'm like, uh

I'm across the line. And then turns out I was the only white kid there. It was all Hispanics and Michael is Hispanic and Michael was, and Michael was like acting like he didn't know me. He was like, yeah, this kid, man. And Michael, he's like speaking Spanish to him. And I'm like, yo, what's going on right now? And I was like, yeah, I'll get this guy out of here. Like, what's going on right now? And then he, Michael's like, we should go. And I'm like, okay, let's go. And then,

And then they were just like staring at us as we walked off. And when we walked up to the gate, they turned off the music to the party and everything. And everyone came outside. And I was like, oh, so this is not what I, this is not what I had in mind. I was just coming for some Dr. Pepper or something, man. It's crazy. Yeah. What's one of y'all's like craziest fan experiences? Like somebody like, like a fan that came up to you. Dang, that's hard. I haven't really had much except for people being like, follow.

or something like that. There was one that was really, really sick. I mean, it was just like a disaster. I mean, what? Yeah. We're at Chili's, of course. I'm at Chili's all the time. Yeah, that one was a disaster. This one was just like, okay, y'all just didn't know how to act and it got us in trouble. Yeah, there was like these girls sitting over at the bar and they're like,

They keep looking at us and like laughing. Yeah, they're old enough to know better. They're like pointing and laughing and we're like, okay, like whatever. We're just going to enjoy our food. Like we know when people like know who we are. Yeah, like they were like pointing and laughing and like being obnoxious. It was like very, very loud. There was like six of them. They were across the restaurant. It didn't affect us. We were like, we're just going to keep eating. Yeah. So we continue eating our food and just chatting. And then they get up to leave. And.

And their mom that was with them was like, can they get a picture with you? And we're like, yeah, like, of course, let's get a picture. So...

we get we stand up to take a picture and these girls one of them starts like falling to the ground they're like literally they're like like she can't stand they're like hysterically they're like crying like they could not control themselves like and and we're like everyone in the restaurant is looking at us and it was like embarrassing like yeah and she like can't even stand like she's like sitting on the ground almost she's just like rolling on the ground laughing all her friends are like oh my gosh get

get up. Like, it was like, so she gets up. We take the photo. We sit back down and they're like, uh, thank you. And she like, they're still going crazy. And she, she, she's like still falling and she falls onto our table, spills like three drinks. Everything's everywhere. Didn't they kick you out?

No, because we had friends that worked there. That's at Hillside, right? No, this was at Chili's in like California. Oh, okay. No, we had friends that worked there. So they spilled the drinks everywhere. All of our food. And they like- Spilled drinks everywhere. Like our food was just covered in soda and we were just like, we're covered in soda and they're just like hysterical still. And they like thought it was the funniest thing ever. Yeah, they started just laughing more and we're like,

what is going on like this is we don't have food anymore yeah it went all over our food and then the manager did come over it's like what's going on and we were like we apologize i know it looks like me but it's not me and then like everyone in the restaurant was like looking at us and we were like well now we look like we don't know how to act in a restaurant and yeah this one time i was live streaming and this is when i lived in oklahoma in the middle of the country like middle of the country nothing around i'm

I'm live streaming. And this comment's like, I'm outside your house, which I see those all the time. It's just like people trying to troll you or whatever, right? For some reason, I was like, I'll actually look outside my house. And I just, because I was like right by the window and I looked out the window, there was actually somebody there and we live in the middle of the country. There's a minivan out there and they're just down there and I just act like I ignored it and then they eventually drove off. Wait, you didn't like text your parents or anything? No, I was home alone. Yeah,

That's so scary. No, I would have like ended the live streaming and called the cops. Like that's actually terrifying. It was just some little kids. Yeah. But like I'm sure it was harmless. So when we lived in an apartment complex, we lived at like a pretty busy one and we had like these blue, like these blue lights that are like behind us lit up like our entire apartment. So we have like a very distinct apartment in the middle of the complex. We're live streaming and this kid's like, I can see you from my balcony. Oh, okay. I asked for this one though. I was like, no, you can't. I thought it was just some kid trying to troll me. And he was like, yeah, I can. I was like,

All right, fine. Come to my apartment then. And he came to my apartment. He actually was telling the truth. No, you told, you said, you said, wave a white shirt. You didn't say come to our apartment. Yes, I did after. No. Okay. Yes, I did. I said, wave a white shirt. I didn't see a white shirt. And then he was still going on about how I missed the white shirt. And I was like, come to our apartment then. And then he showed up. That's crazy. Don't tell people to come.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. We're going to have to end the podcast here. I think it's been a long time. Yeah. I really have to pee. Yeah. I'm going to do that. That was the specific reason why. A donut. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Y'all have donuts down there. Yes, we do. Yeah, we do have a lot of donuts. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching the podcast. We'll see you guys next time. Peace. Oh, wait. I've been meaning to do this at the end. Also, click this video to watch the next one. All right. Bye.