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Kiss, marry, kill. Kinsey, Kate, Harper. What the? You can't ask that. They just did. Look at me now. Okay, I'll play the game, but we're cutting it. Choose wisely. Okay, you're killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead. This is gonna hurt. Max Payne. Okay, come on.
Okay, I got one for Kate. This one better not be stupid, Kinsey. Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Oh! Oh! Definitely killing Cash. What the? What the heck, man? You got cooked. Yeah, you're gonna be cooked soon because your whole family's gonna be dead. What? What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. Today, we are waiting on Kinsey because she's late, as always.
And we are waiting on Harper because she is pooping! Harper was changing. She actually did come out in a different outfit. No, she was pooping. I literally smelt it. I could smell it. Look at her. She knows, too. You got got. That's the look of a guilty face. Guilty. Guilty as charged. You got it. You're fine. Harper, your outfit's cute. It's all right.
After I've been gone all day like do you get defensive you're just gonna look guilty. Yeah, yeah, I pooped. Yeah I swear I didn't I almost wore that sweater really yeah, well, oh Kinsey arrived As soon as I walked out of the room, yeah, you are supposed to be ready, let's see 25 minutes ago 24 yep 24 minutes
And I look absolutely insane, so don't mind how I look this episode, please. Well, Parker, try this. Do you like Thin Mints? Yes. I like Thin Mints. Stop! I'm going to dart it at you so it doesn't... I can't see anything. Oh! These are like, whoop!
I told you the other day. What did I tell you? He said Whoppers are good. No, no, no. What did I tell you are top A-list candies? He said Whoppers were one of the S-tier candies. What else? What else? Whoppers. Uh-huh. Come on, man. That was the only one I really remember. No, I said three candies. I said Airheads. Airheads are up there. Whoppers. Airheads are tragic. Yeah, Airheads are so bad. It kind of sounds like and. What? And. And what?
Yes. No. This is literally the top two S-tier candies put together. A Whopper and an Andy's Man. A Whopper does not say anything. I'm going to eat all of those. I might just need to take everything off because I'm sweating off all my makeup.
Why? Because I... You look good. From cheer? No, I went to PC, which is like another workout thing. Hey, Kenzie. I'm going to need that bag. Yeah, could I have one? No, no, I really need that bag. I've never had such good candy in my life. This is not candy. It's like a cookie. It's a cookie. Don't hand it to him, Kate. Okay. Wait, I just need to see it for research purposes so I know what to buy after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kate, you don't buy groceries anyways, and Kate buys them. But let me see it.
I can't, unfortunately. No, please just let me see it. Please. Could you throw... You see it? No, you don't. Not snack. Tell her to give it to me. Unfortunately, if you take that bag, she's going to be very mad. I just need to eat one. I just need... I'll give you one. Yo, could you give me one? But I need to hold the bag. Could you give me one? I'll give you one. You better catch it or it's going to go on the floor. It's your phone.
Can you give me one? A pebble? Yeah. Thank you. You brought the wrong snack on set today. Stockout. How did I not intercept that? Because of Stockout Dose. Hey, yesterday we shot a music video. Yes, we did. It was fire. Matt, do your move. Do your move. I mean, I can't really do it here. Yeah, you can. I mean, if Cash wants to stand there, I'll do it.
Oh, but the mood kind of hurts me. No, you'll be okay. It would involve me getting hurt. The back tug? No, not that one. No, the 619. That's not a 619. I don't know what it is. What is it? It's called a hurricane. Well, the hurricane sounds painful. It'll be fine.
It'll be fine. Just stand there. Ready? I feel like we're going to take out all the cameras. No, no. You just stand right here. There's a sandbag on that light. Well, here's a sneak peek at our music video that we have coming out in about, I don't know, about three to four weeks. We have a music video coming out.
It's gonna be very great. It's on the Cash and Maverick channel. Can y'all please view it? So go subscribe to Cash and Maverick. It's a Harper's Elmer song starring Cash and Maverick. What? Wait, what? Is it? No. Harper's Elmer starring Cash and Maverick on the Cash and Maverick YouTube channel. You gotta stand right there. Gosh darn it, Matt! This is gonna hurt! Wait, do it this way. No, this way. It's gonna hurt you really bad. Wait, wait, okay. It's gonna fall right there.
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- Cash is about to hurt really bad. - Ready? - He's got a Barbie. - Here we go. I don't feel like you're ready. - Be ready! - I'm ready now. It really feels like you're gonna drop me now. - Don't you worry, man. I ain't ready. - Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. - Stand up straight. Good posture. - I'm ready. No. - Am I about to get hit? - No. - You need to be more like in a stance. - All right, I'm in a stance. - Cash, my weight is gonna go all forward. You're gonna fall forward. - I understand. - Okay. I understand. - This is gonna hurt you, Cash. - Three, two, one. - Max Payne.
Okay, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I said I'm not ready. Just like that. I said I'm not ready. You said you were ready. I'm not going to lie. It looked kind of romantic for a second there. You guys were like swinging around. I got a butt hole in my face because I didn't like that at all. You know that little toy game, the monkeys in the barrel? Yeah. With the little plastic monkeys? That was like a real life representation of that when I used to pull the monkey out and they were all stuck together. That's what that looked like. I need like a romantic edit of that in slow motion.
That was a bad representation of our music video. Can I show the move? No, you can't. You guys will have to watch it. Well, I'm going to watch it. Oh, it's really good. I just can't wait. This is actually the best music video we have ever shot in our entire lives. It's full of action, fighting, dirt bike jumps.
A lot of cool things. And then you're telling me podcasts are rock? I think Maverick's kind of proud of his skills. I was pretty proud. He's watched it many times today. They were living their best lives yesterday. It's so fun. He's watched that clip so many times today. You're telling me you think that music video is better than our podcast song? Rockaway? I mean, that doesn't take much to beat that one. This is an actual, legit music video. The best one we've ever filmed. Yeah, well, well, well, well. You think it's better than your engagement video? Oh. Because I don't. I mean, it's definitely full of more action.
The action. I don't know. There was a lot of action at the end of that one. Oh, there was. Okay. Sorry, Dad. Oh, yeah. I saw it. That was weird. Don't watch the ending of that. Different type of action. You know, people will click back if it's spiked at that point. No. Are you kidding me? I mean, that's weird. I don't think so. I think it dropped off.
I'm sorry. I was trying to throw my bottle in the trash can, but then I realized the lid was closed. Hey, but yesterday we did, so we were doing the action music video, and we were, like, doing all sorts of, like, stunt scenes, and my back is so sore. What the? What? Huh? I'm sorry. It's okay. Are you guys not sore from being, like, thrown on the ground and stuff? I don't get sore. Yeah, we don't get sore. You're not sore? No, I didn't really do anything. I was just tied up in a chair.
There's that. Don't spoil the video. You're right. You kicked a girl in the face. Yeah. That part looks good. I don't think I have it. That was pretty nasty. Yeah, and Harper grabbed the girl's face and smashed her into the counter twice. She was like, boom, boom. Not actually. And then she took a bottle and smacked it on her head. No, actually. The girl was unwell. And then for part of the video, Harper was supposed to slap the girl. Fake slapped the girl, and Harper actually slapped the girl.
The girl was like oh my gosh are you okay? The girl was like yeah? I'm sorry. I don't think she's fine. It was really bad
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Didn't y'all have a conversation or did I mishear this whenever she was saying that she didn't actually want to be hit with the bottle?
Yes, yes, she was like don't actually hit me with the bottle Trying to make it like on the top of my braid So it doesn't actually hit my head and so that that makes sense but like does it really hurt that bad? Well, that's awkward No, because I walked over and was like Harper grab the bottle just smack it right on her head But make sure to go behind my braid I was like, but I didn't go behind your brain You didn't you really just hit her right in the face
The whole entire time yesterday shooting this music video, I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure Kate and Kenzie like read books the entire time. Kate was so cute. I saw her reading her Hunger Games book and I just like wish that I could do that, but I can't read books. Yeah, Kate and Kenzie didn't exactly have a cameo in it at all. I was shopping.
Yeah. Shopping. Uh-oh. That's not good. No, it's not. I was using your card, too. What the? How do you have my card? Well, I used the shared card, and me and Kate bought the pink couch for our new video room. But you guys have a pink couch. Nope. Nope. We wanted a better one. We wanted one without a great divide in it.
Wait, yeah, y'all have a pink couch. Why didn't y'all use that one? This thing looks ghetto as heck and mine and Kate's videos need to be cutesy and not ghetto. Yeah. You gotta be kidding me. Y'all bought another pink couch. That is crazy. We had to. We bought the same one.
Really? You bought the same one? Same exact one. You could have just put a pillow over it. Actually, we bought two. We did. We bought two couches. Just in case we had... Because, you know, this couch can't really fit three people super comfortably. No, no, no. Time out. Why'd you buy two? For when we have three people in a video. It was a bundle deal.
We saved money. No. Oh, my God. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. It was buy two, get one half off. Dude, I've never seen deals. I didn't know, like, percentages off and stuff. I actually really got, like, real-life human beings until I met Kate. We were literally in Target, like, two days ago. It's Circle Week. And she was like, oh, my gosh, Cash to the Mint's closed their 30% off. You have to buy it. It's Circle Week. I was like, what? What?
The clothes are, they're still profiting off you. They're just marketing it high and then telling you it's a percent off so you'll buy it. And you fall for it every time. But it's only for one week. He thinks that because Hobby Lobby, he thinks, okay, Hobby Lobby does get you. You can't tell me that's not. They have sales every week. No, every day. Well, I know. Every week it's a new, it's new sales. Yeah, but it's the same sales every day. Hobby Lobby gets me. Hobby Lobby,
It's like if you go and you see a painting you like and it's not on sale, check back next week and it will be. But not all stores are like that. Target doesn't just throw their clothes on sale. And you literally were saying, my jeans are too skinny. I need new ones. And I said, well, why don't you buy some now? Yeah, my legs got too massive. So I'm outgrowing all my jeans. No, he got a little chunkier. Crap, it's all the whoppers. I got these jeans from Sheen. Nice. And your sweater?
um this is actually uh from a fan really they went to our live show in new york isn't that she uh she mailed it oh i know i know it's so sweet i got it yesterday from brandy or like she mailed it from brandy oh what that's so cute like kate don't you have the same one yeah yeah okay did you just steal it out of my closet right now yeah that sounded like maybe a fake story don't look in your closet i know it's no way but like i i wouldn't do that though
No, she wouldn't. Obviously not. I don't steal things. I buy my own things. Kate steals things. Yeah, of course. Yeah, right. Yes, of course. Uh-huh. Right. Can I? Yeah, okay. All right, well. Did you steal the sweater? No. No, I swear. We really can't have any amount of silence. I was going to see if, like, we could make, like, silence. I wasn't going to talk first. I was going to see if we could make some awkward silence happen, but it just didn't. Well, if we had awkward silence. You...
Okay, this is weird. If we had awkward silence, it would be interrupted. By Cash. No, not by me. Oh, I can't wait to pop this pimple when I get home.
Why do I feel like I've heard you say that before? Why do you say that every time you have a pimple? Because I... There it was. That's what it would be interrupted by. Dude, seriously. That sounded like a dying cat. That literally sounded like honey. I have an idea. So after the podcast, I'm going to get Chipotle and then get the Cinnamon Delight balls. Ooh.
I mean, that might have been the fattest thing I've ever heard in my life. Okay. Wait, I thought those were from Taco Bell. Yes, they are. You're going to Chipotle to act like you're skinny and you're going to Taco Bell to get cinnamon delight balls? Yes. That's crazy. That is a crazy diet. I'm getting Choco Bell. Ooh.
You know, the cinnamon balls, the light bulbs, those things are either hit or miss. Every time I get one, they're either hard and absolutely garbage, or they're actually fire. Dude, I love them so much. What pack do you get, the 12-pack? No, I'm usually a one-pack girl. That's not a thing. You get the 12-pack? You eat 12 cinnamon balls. You do not eat 12. You do not get the 12-pack. There's no way you can eat 12 of those.
I'll post-mix 12 of them right now. Yeah, I mean, four is like an accomplishment. Plus a Chipotle bowl. Wait, but like... No, there's...
Either comes in to cinnamon delight balls or 12 is that no yes, it's a Ford. No, it's your 12 Crazy jump it's like what you like to do these 12 do they come with what I'm not like five or four I know last my ass I see uh no wait wait You don't know what a cinnamon bond delight is from Taco Bell. Oh
Oh my gosh, that has to be evil. They're so good. Something went wrong in your life. You said it's a ball? You don't know what it is either? Are you talking about the cinnamon twist? They're trying to act skinny. Oh my goodness. You guys don't know what a cinnamon bar delight ball is. I don't like cinnamon rolls, so I've never ordered that. Wait, is it like there's the cinnamon twist? Okay. I don't know. Is it a donut hole?
It is kind of like a donut hole though. It kind of is. Do you remember my Taco Bell face? No, it is a donut hole pretty much. Just with cinnamon on it. And like the cream inside. It's different. Do you remember my Taco Bell face? What? Do you remember that? I remember Cash's Taco Bell face. You're saying you have a Taco Bell face and you don't know what the cinnamon bon delight balls is?
No, I don't. Yeah, that's insane. Do you know what a Baja Blast is? I was like 16. Do you remember? I was always like, can we get a Doritos Loco Taco? Yeah, and if you had a Taco Bell phase, you would know what a Cinnamon Bon Delight Ball is. I'm not gonna lie. I always wanted a Dorito Taco. I've never had a taco from Taco Bell. I only had the Cinnamon Delight. What? I mean, it's definitely some mystery meat. I don't recommend it. I've never ate a Taco Bell except for this. You didn't get the Crunchwrap. Never had any of those. I can't eat lettuce or anything. I'm allergic. Dude, there's this thing on like the secret menu there. Oh my gosh, what's it called, bro? Um, chicken? Chicken?
Chicken wrap. Alex, what's it called? The grilled chicken flatbread. A Taco Bell? I can't wait to get Jack in the box. No, it's not on the menu. I've looked 100,000 times. Alex would know it's on the menu. What is that supposed to mean, Timmy? Taco Bell did give us a burger. What the freak is that supposed to mean? Wait, you were with me when this happened. We parked in the parking lot of Taco Bell, and Alex was like, I'm going to go in there and grab something real quick. And we're like, okay. He comes back.
oh the lady was like man I've never seen your body before you just keep coming through the drive-thru and apparently he had gone to Taco Bell like every single day that month yeah he did he goes the lady told me wow you finally decided to come in the store that's crazy that's a crazy comment from a Taco Bell worker oh
No, you know what I was gonna... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wait to go to either, like, Jack in the Box when I get home. Dude, what is... Did your mom tell you that you have to... Jack in the Box? Really? She's just on the run right now. Did your mom tell you that you have to stay here a little bit later? Yeah, that's fine. Okay. How long? Probably, like, four hours. Okay. Wait, what are you guys doing? Let's just stay the night. A secret.
A secret room? Are y'all building a secret room? Wait, what are you guys doing after the pod? It's a secret. It's a secret. What are y'all doing? Tell us what you're doing. It's literally just the interview. It's literally an interview, yeah. Wait, how long? Like an hour? It'll probably be about an hour. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Yeah. No, Jack in the Box is for you. No, I... Maybe we can order a 12-pack so these girls can have some cinnamon. I don't know if that's enough for them. I like shorts and Arby's.
I've never had Arby's or Jack in the Box. We're going to give them the cinnamon fondue. We're going to turn around. They're going to be gone. They're going to be like, we've never had any of those. I want to order them right now, actually. Well, if you order them, they'll probably be here by the time you're done filming. Oh, here she goes. Wait, Harper, if you order it, please get a 12-pack for real. I am going to get a 12-pack. Wait, what? If the only places to eat were Jack in the Box, Arby's, and Taco Bell...
And you had to order a meal. Where would you go? Those are the three most down bad restaurants ever. Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box because it has burgers, I'm pretty sure, and pizza. Do they have pizza there? No, Jack in the Box has like everything, not pizza though. Did you guys ever post the video where you guys pooped in the McDonald's? No. Oh, heck no. Not we, by the way. Kate. Just Kate pooped in the McDonald's. Sorry. Ordering my cinnamon bun.
and then burn the lights. That's crazy that I did that and didn't even post the video. Wow. I mean, pooping in a McDonald's on the floor and not posting the video. I mean, first off, that's just vile to do in the first place, let alone to not post the video. Hey, we didn't actually poop. It was a wet paper towel. Oh my gosh, you know what it does say? A dozen worm donut holes dusted into See? Donut holes. Donut holes, Mav.
You would know they're donut holes, wouldn't you? You said they're balls. That was suspicious that you knew they were donut holes. They're not cut out of a donut. Don't be suspicious. They're like their own crust. Yes, they are. Oh my gosh. Alex just goes, donut holes don't come from donuts. Alex, how do you think the hole in the donut gets there? You know what donuts I actually really like? He's looking it up.
Wait, if I think about it. What if he's right, though? He's not. I've watched him. Have you ever seen the green-filled donuts that don't have a hole? Yeah. Yeah, they got to punch a hole in the donut to get the hole. Okay, yeah, but how do you know that? I watched him do it at the Shipley's in my town. The Shipley's? Thank you. Yes, they are. No.
Okay, maybe at those jank donut places, but at Shipley's where they make good donuts. Yeah, I started thinking about it, and I was like, I'm pretty sure they make them in little rings, and then they just depict them. Did you say you've never heard of Shipley's, Alex? Okay, I think this is enough donut talk. Let's play a game. Yeah! No, no game. Kiss, marry, kill. No. All right.
Who wants to go first? Oh my gosh, I forgot. Kiss, marry, kill. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, or what was the other one I said? Arby's. No, that's not really a fun one. Maverick, what? I would like to answer. Thank you. Marry, Taco Bell. What? You're doing this? Okay, who are you killing? Arby's. Oh, for sure, yeah. And I'll kiss Jack.
That doesn't sound right. All right. Maverick. Kiss Jack in your box. I got a good one. Maverick. Kiss, marry, kill. Wait, I want to do one. What? Can I do one? Yeah, I was going to ask you one. Okay. You can go, I guess. No, you can go first. That's fine. Okay. Kiss, marry, kill. Let's see. The first one is going to be... You don't even have it. No, I do. Yeah, it's on the way. First one's going to be Chucky. What the...
I look like Chucky, bro. You're gonna kill Chucky? I'll kill Chucky right now before I even know the rest. You don't know what else is left. I don't care. I'll kill Chucky now. Okay. Chucky is dead. A tall white. A tall white. No, no one knows what a tall white is. Yeah, I don't know what that is. What is that? It's the alien, Chase Soul. E.T. Oh my gosh, I was just gonna say that. I'm not kidding. E.T. I don't think people even watch E.T. anymore. Harper, did you ever watch that? E.T. looks like a popsicle, man. I did, but I did. And then, the last one, we will do...
Well, it's something violent. What? Something that would kill you. What the? Oh, those little girls, the two twin girls. I never watched them. From the Shining. Oh, how about the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters? I love those things. No, no. Shining Girls. The Shining Girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the Shining so many times. Kiss, marry, kill. Oh. Oh.
Guess kiss the shine marry the shiny girls. I don't know who those are. Oh, you're dead. Oh, you're dead. You don't even have time to kiss E.T. Alright, bye Maverick. Kiss, marry, kill. Kenzie, Kate, Harper. What the? You can't ask that. They just did. Look at me now. Cash, first off. Ha!
We all know the answer. There's no, not optional. Harper, we have. This is cut. No, it's not. Cut this. No, it's in. We're not doing Kiss Mary, Kill Harper, Kate Kinsey. Yeah, we are. Watch it. Let's go. I'm not doing that. Play the game, Ab. No, I'm not. Oh my gosh. Just play the game. This is getting cut. We're not cutting this. Play the game. Okay, I'll play the game, but we're cutting it. Choose wisely. Okay. Okay.
Yeah, we can't put this out. That's crazy. What's wrong with cutting it? Okay, you're killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead. Did you see that coming, Harper? No, I thought I was... Never mind. Just keep going. Sorry. Keep going. Wait, what the frick did you think? Because you're a child. I was surprised. Obviously, he's going to kill you. Yeah, no, I know that. I knew that.
Okay, just making sure that you knew that. Alex is telling us to stop. Alright, well, I can't. I can't continue. You got two left, bud. I'm gonna turn off the camera.
I mean, how's he even thinking about it right now? I'm going to marry my wife, obviously. That means I have to kiss yours. Hey, don't kiss my wife. That was messed up. Why did you say that? You made me kiss your wife. I shouldn't have asked this question. Oh, yeah, you know what? Well, then, I'm going to kiss Kinsey. No, kiss, marry, kill. No, you're not. Yeah, I'm going to marry Kinsey. How do you like that, Mav? Kiss, marry, kill. How do you like that? Kiss, marry, kill. Harper's mom. Harper's mom. Your mother-in-law. Oh, my gosh. Or our mom. Oh, my gosh. Moms?
Harper, how do you feel that he might kiss or marry your mom? What the? He might kill her. He might kill your mom. Who knows? Hey, and your, dude, your mother-in-law. Is anybody's mom here right now? Your mother-in-law could be watching this, and I would put you on very bad terms. Okay, well, let me just tell you. First off, right here, no, I'm killing my mom. What the? You can't, you can't. She lived a good life. Whoa. Sorry. She was your mother. She was a good woman. All right.
All right, moving on from that. Wait, you killed her? You killed your mom? What do you want me to do? Freaking marry her? Like, what? Well, I didn't expect you to kill her. Okay, well, she's dead. Who were the other two? Harper's mom and your mother-in-law. Harper's mom and Kate's mom? Mm-hmm. I don't want to think about it. I guess I know I have a game after this. Just let me know. I'm going to have to kiss my stepmom.
Your stepmom? No, she's not your stepmom. You don't have a stepmom. She's your mother-in-law. Oh, mother-in-law. I'm going to kiss my mother-in-law, okay? And then I'm going to marry your mom, Harper. So, yeah, you're grounded. Oh. Bronwyn Baker. That doesn't sound right. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Ew, stop. No, we're done with that. Okay, I have a new game. I have a new game. Guess what my Dasher's name is. You actually ordered Cinefone.
Is it a man? Yes. Yes, it is a man. Mohamed. Close. Oh, really? Dude. Okay. Everyone in Dallas's name is Mohamed. What? Marquise. No, it starts with a J. Oh, what? Mohamed. Joe Mohamed. Jared. Close. Jimmy. Close. Did I say Joe? No, keep going. Gerald. Mm-mm.
Jarvis. I don't think we're just going to randomly guess the name. It's another hint. Jason. Did you just say Muhammad because the last week you've had three DoorDash drivers name that? No. Listen, right now we're playing this game. Also, dude, shout out to Muhammad, bro. You suck, man. No, he sucks. Yeah, he sucks. Dude, what? Actually, yeah, you do suck. Yeah, Muhammad sucks, man. I don't know your last name. I find
No, no, no. Oh, I'm going to tell them all his number. That's what I'm going to do. He was trying to take our money. That's doxing. What is that, bro? That's illegal and you'll go to jail. To leak a number? Yeah. Well, I'll just accidentally drop my phone and people will see it. Right? Don't. You don't know what he did to me. What'd he do? This car salesman. Okay. Oh, the one who sold the buses? No. No. That one's... I mean, maybe cut that. Cut that. No, no, no. You don't got to cut it. He knows what he did. We're in a lot of drama. Listen.
my god listen these are grown men they can all to their mistakes this car salesman guess what he did i'm looking for a truck to buy i go on facebook market i see my dream truck the truck i've always wanted i'm like all right bet i'm gonna buy it muhammad is this guy's name works at some dealership muhammad ali is that who's that again yeah that's his name his name was muhammad ali um no and then i was like hey man uh
I want this truck, is it still available? He's like, yeah, it's still available. I was like, all right, well, what's your dealership's address? He sends me the address and it is an hour away. And I was like, okay, well, that's fine. Matt, do you want to go with me? We'll go pick up this truck. Matt was like, well, just call him to make sure he still has this truck.
And I was like, I called him and I was like, hey man, you still have this truck also. Can you do like $45,000 on it? Because I can just go get the money and then make sure the bank gives me the check so I can give it to you. And he was like, oh no man, we'll work out a price when you get here. I was like, oh my gosh man, just tell me the price so I can get the check. He didn't want to tell me the price. I get there and he hands me off to his little buddy.
He's like, hey, I'm actually... I'm kind of sick right now, so my buddy's going to take care of you. And they sit me down at the desk, and they're like, so what type of truck are you looking for? I was like... Can I not? The one that I came here to purchase. And he was like, oh, yeah, we'll just pull that right around here for you. And they pull around a different truck. And I was like...
That's not the truck I asked for. Yeah. And this man made me drive one hour. That's crazy. And an hour back to see a truck that he did not have for sale because he wanted to sell me on a random truck. And then he calls me after I leave.
And he was like, hey, man, because his friend was crazy. His friend was the one. Drop his number. Yeah. His friend was the one showing me the truck. So I didn't even go back inside to see this Mohammed guy because his friend was the one showing me the truck. I just left. Yeah, that's crazy. And then Mohammed calls me. Like, Rize, we're pulling out of the lot. And he was like, man, why'd you leave so early, man? We were going to hook you up with the truck today. Why'd you leave so early? I was like, didn't have my truck. I was like, oh, I left because you didn't have the truck you said you had. He's like, oh.
oh, no, man, that truck sold 30 minutes before I got here, man. That's such a lie. 30 minutes ago, man. I said, no, man, you haven't had that truck in two months. That listing was two months old. You never had that truck. He's like, no, man, it's not like that. It's not like that. And then also, his buddy told us the truck sold that morning, and he tried to tell us the truck sold 30 minutes before we pulled up. Yeah, whatever. Big liar. Well, just kill him with kindness. I feel like I should make his number. No.
If it wasn't illegal, I'd say go for it. Y'all haven't guessed my DoorDashers name, and I'm... Joe Hamed. Close. Jocelyn. It's four letters. Is it John? No. Four. Juan. Four letters. Starts with a J. Wait, what did you say? Juan. Juan. Yay! Juan! Juan!
You got it. Juan bringing the divine delights, man. Juan. Juan. Should we invite him on the pod when he gets here? Yeah. Yes. Invite him on the pod. We'll play Kiss, Marry, Kill with him. I'm like, Kiss, Marry, Kill, me, me, or me? You have to do it all. Well, did you do it as he drops off? No. Let's ask you, Kiss, Marry, Kill, or forget candy.
No, hey, track his location because I don't want him to just leave it at the door. No, I am. Don't worry. Okay, I want to meet him at the door. He's at the store right now. You're not actually going to ask this man to come on camera. Oh, yes, we are. Yes, I am. Stay tuned, baby. We have a podcast. Yes, yes, yes. Wait, is he Hispanic? Yeah. What if he doesn't speak English? We need Michael to come over here to translate. I think he'll speak English. He'll probably. If not, bring him on anyways. Well, I mean, I'm guessing he
He speaks Spanish. They literally did this on iCarly. What? They what? They brought their pizza delivery guy on one of their things. Oh, well, that's what we're about to do today. Yo, yo, welcome to the final show. Wait, you can message him, can't you? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I can message you. You might stay. Come inside, please. He's like, I'm here. Please come inside. If you don't mind. No, it's fine. Upstairs. Wait, y'all should do a short like that where you're like, you've seen the rest of your life. Please come inside. Go straight forward. Turn left in the first door on your left. They deliver it to the bathroom. I just sit there on the toilet on my basement. Oh, my gosh. That would be insane. Like,
Actually. What if you... Happy down. What was the game you said you had, Harper? They're on the way. Oh, that was it. Wait. Y'all didn't do Kiss, Marry, Kill yet. Oh, yeah. Kiss, Marry, Kill. Okay, I got one. Kiss, Marry, Kill. Wait, who's it for?
Well, I was in the middle of it. That's why I would... If you wouldn't remember it, it would be... Yeah, but who's it for? Okay. Kiss, Marry, Kill for Kenzie. Yes, Kenzie. Uh-huh. All right, Kiss, Marry, Kill. Kate's dad. Bronwyn's dad. Or, I mean, Harper's dad. Or my dad. Wait, who's this for? Kenzie? Oh, God. This is not okay. Kate's dad, my dad, and Harper's dad. What about her dad? You're getting cooked, babe.
Your parents watch this. Every episode. Better believe it. Wait, did they actually? Every episode. Mom and dad, text me the word target if you see this episode. I don't know if they actually watch every episode. We're about to find out. Here we go. I knew they did at one point. All right.
Okay, Kate's dad. So I'm pretty much asking you in case you're wondering who is the hottest dad Let's see who she says Yeah, let me rephrase it Kinsey who is the hottest dad ranking of one to three Yeah, okay fine just play your way I don't think she's playing her way at all with these options. Okay, I can kiss him on the cheek Yes, no, okay
You can't do that. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. If that's the case, I wouldn't have killed my mother. Okay? She didn't die for nothing. Why would you even suggest that? Yeah. Well, then I would have to kill y'all's dad. What? Because technically now he's like...
Sort of my dad. If anything, that's the closest thing to kissing Maverick. Yeah, basically the same. I don't think that's the same. I would not say that's true at all. Both of their names are James. Yeah, we have the same name. And the same nose. And the same blood. So it's pretty much the same thing. I don't think that that's... No. You're really killing my dad? Juan is at the store and is... I'm struggling, Kate. I need help. Would you kill James?
I love you to death, James, but you're my father-in-law, so yeah. Dang. Y'all both killing my own dad. My mom's dead and my dad's dead too now. Our parents got cooked. Honestly, your parents are probably like, thank goodness they said that. All right, Kinsey, what's your lineup? Come on. Okay, um...
Kiss Kate's dad and marry Harper's dad. You kiss my dad? Wow, dude. Harper's parents are a hot commodity right here. I feel like it's because they're like the least close. Like, I don't know, because we're all family, and they're like on the outside of like not family, so it's like... Yeah. Wow. Really just pushed her to the outside, didn't you? No, I'm saying that it's like it's a world... Okay, I got one. Oh, gosh. Okay. This one better not be stupid, Kenzie. I want entertainment. Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Ugh.
Oh, Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Wait, who's up for Cash? Oh, what's it going to be? Definitely killing Cash. What the? What the heck, man? You got cooked. I'm dead? Yeah, you're going to be cooked soon because your whole family is going to be dead. What? Your mom's dead, your dad's dead, and now I'm dead too. You're about to inherit a lot of money. Yeah, Kinsey's alive. Oh. And your sister. I'm sure she'll die soon. What?
No, okay. Merry cash. Thank you. You chose to do that twice? You did it once, you do it again.
Feel like I can't make eye contact. I can't even make the same mistake time Kate look at Mav and Alex when you when you off them Come on look at me. Look at them when you off them or you kiss them. Have the decency to look me in the eye. No matter what you look them in the eye Yes, look at Mav in the eye and say kiss Mav. Okay, maybe don't. No. What? That's kind of weird. We all know she's killing me. The guns already loaded the bullets in the gun. This is true like when you said Mav I said bang bang.
well i'm sorry okay sorry alex i'd kiss you alex hey don't kiss my wife messed up who's asking these questions give me one i haven't okay okay wait kiss mary kill honey no no not animals that's weird no that's pretty weird bad breath okay honey no not everyone even knows honey listen honey
I actually met some fans of Zafor and they're like, do a prank on Kay and steal Honey. Oh my gosh, that would be so crazy. I know. I was like, no, I would get shot. Yeah, she'd lose it. So, Kiss, Marry, Kill, Honey, a person who's been dead for exactly two weeks. What the? Yep. Or... You're comparing Honey to a dead corpse? That's about how bad she smells. Yes. She's up there with that. Oh my gosh. That's crazy work. She can't help it.
Or Cash. What the? You better kill me. That's the only one she made a face to. Yeah. I don't know what to do. That was kind of insulting. Okay. Also, you better kill me. Just kill me. Yeah, kill Cash. Thank you. Kiss, hunt me, marry the corpse. Wow. Yeah. Okay, why is my Taco Bell taking so long? It's a lonely life. Yeah, when's Juan getting here? Yeah, Juan is getting here five...
52 to 557. Hey, nobody asked me one. Oh, yeah, we did. I had to kill my own mom. Oh, never mind. I don't want to do that again. Okay, kiss, marry, kill. The red ninja turtle. No, Mavs are stupid. What? The red ninja turtle? Yeah, what? How would you kiss that? He has no lips. Oh, her name is Addie. The girl who gave me the sweater, her name is Addie. Thank you, Addie. Aw, that was kind of you, Addie. Very. All right, I say we got to come up with something very funny for when Juan gets here. Kiss, marry, kill. Why?
Okay, what kiss marry kill should we ask him? Me, you, Alex. And he's like, no, little girl. And then he just points at Matt when he says it. No, I'm going to ask him that. I'm going to be like, alright man, so kiss marry kill. Do you know how to play the game? He's probably going to be like, no. Then we're going to explain the game to him and we're going to ask him, me, Matt, or Alex. Are we good to go mobile?
You should set us up on a camera to go mobile. No, you can't put the camera in the man's face when he answers the door with cinnamon fondue lights. I mean, what? Just, hey man, kiss, marry, kill. Some DoorDash drivers be like showing up in their pajamas too. Imagine DoorDash and you just hand the driver, hey, you hand the house, hey, here's your cinnamon fondue lights. All right, kiss, marry, kill me, my brother, and my cousin. No, no, you're opening the doors and you're like, be a guest on my podcast. Wait, what if this guy, that's like definition. Order a picture.
Oh, let's go, baby. That's like definition of a podcast. Wait, what if this guy is dangerous? This guy is dangerous and we're just inviting him into our house. Yeah, what if he looks at all our camera equipment and he's like, I'll be back here. He just starts casing the place.
That would be bad. Well, maybe we shouldn't invite a stranger. Don't worry. I have fighting skills after yesterday. I can take out a thief. No, you don't. You just put your butt in my face. Did you kind of feel, though? Did you kind of feel like you could beat someone up? I felt a smell, a strong smell. No. After yesterday, did you kind of feel like you could beat someone up? Matt, I already know I can beat someone up. Like, it was fake fight scenes, but I felt pretty cool. Come on, Kate. Stand up.
Me? You can beat up Kate. Hey, I've been getting my arm muscles big. What? Kate has been. She's been working out. Can you do four push-ups now? All right, yeah, let's do a push-up check, Kate. We've been doing push-up checks with Kate every couple months on the pod, so. I just had a push-up check. I feel like that's a little mean. Yeah, let's see what you're at. She started at negative. Wait, can you do more than one now? Whoa, that's an improvement. I think she did two before last time. So let's see if you can hit three. All right, come on, you got this. Oh, come on. Let's see. All right, let's see it, Kate.
Three push-ups. Oh my gosh, you should not do that to your spine. That sounded horrible. So I needed to get warmed up. Hey, do it this way. Why does he keep walking? I'm tight, you know? All right. I did hit arms today. Yeah, okay, come on. Okay, all right. You do the thing. No, you do it this way so they can see. That's good right there. Put your nose. Why would you do it that way? No, what are you doing? How she was was fine. There you go, like this. All right, nose touching the ground. Yeah, three of them. Yeah, you were fine the other way too. All right, let's see it. I don't know if my nose is touching the ground. Yeah, nose has to touch the ground. All right, let's go.
One! Come on! Oh my gosh! Two! Come on! Three! Go, go! Do a fourth! Do a fourth! Okay! Wow! I'm actually so proud of that! Do a fourth! Push!
You're so close, Kate. That was like three and a half at least. Can you even do that many? Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can. But that took some serious work. Good job. That was good. Wow. I mean, Kate, I am impressed. Me too. Like genuinely, to what do you owe the credit? Is it working out? Losing weight? What is it?
It's not that guy. Well, you know, I was her trainer, so I probably should get all the credit. Oh, really? No, actually, special thanks to Jared at our gym. He told me... What? Yeah, one time...
One time I was trying to do push-ups, and obviously I couldn't at the time. It was sad, man. Cash was like standing over me for like 30 minutes trying to get me to do a push-up, and I just like physically could not do it. And Cash was like, no, like this. You have to push like this. And the guy. That's pretty much just standing above Kate like, yeah, you're cooked. I mean, you'll never get this. He walks over, and he's like, why don't you start trying to do push-ups on the wall first? This is how he told Kate. Kate was so weak. He told her to do a train like this. And it worked.
I'm getting deja vu like I remember And I slowly I got off the wall and now I do push-ups on boxes how many push-ups can you do Kinsey?
I don't know. Let's see, because I don't even know if you can beat three. Wait, Kate, you can also, what I used to do is take a rubber band and put it on the squat rack and use that to help you assist in push-ups. Oh, yeah. No, I do elevated push-ups right now. Well, whenever you work your way down to the ground, then you can do elevated push-ups or assisted push-ups. Yeah. All right, come on. Kate, I'm not wearing the correct shirt. What is that even? Just do a push-up. Okay, I'm going to do it sideways, though.
I need to see the clip of me from however many months ago where I tried to do it the first time. It's been a while since I've done push-ups, actually. Alright, well, your nose has to touch the ground. It took me like six months to get three, so... If you don't do at least three, you're gonna be very embarrassed when you watch this back. She'll do three. Here we go. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. No. Nine. Ten.
10. You can't stop. 11. Get to 20. No matter what, don't stop. 12. 13. How? How is this physical? 14. Oh my gosh. Don't stop. Keep going. 20. Come on. 20. 16. Oh my gosh. 19. 18. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. 19. Come on. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Wow. That was impressive. That was crazy. I need to try it.
Oh my gosh. That was so bad. Get it? I didn't want to try. I just wanted to fart in your face. Fair warning. Fair warning. I feel so dizzy. I'm going to faint. How many can you do? Me? Like one maybe. Yeah, but my cinnamon delights are going to... Juan? How did you do that? No, I mean Juan's going to get here and stuff. What the? I'll watch your Juan. Let's see how many you can do. I'll watch Juan. When I first started dating Matt... Oh, he's actually almost here.
Yeah, he'll be here in like two minutes. Yeah, no, I don't think you're gonna last two minutes anyway. When I first started dating Mav. Here we go. Oh. One. One. Two. One. You can do it. Push up, push up, push up. One. Three. One. Four. One, two. One. One. One. Stop. What happened? I can't get it to the ground with my nose. Wait.
You got it. When you go to your nose, it's like, so I feel like I could do more if I didn't have to do nose to the ground. Juan's here. Let's go. Juan. Wait, no, his name is Juan. Oh, gosh. Oh, no. Are you okay? Oh, my gosh. It's J-U-A-N. Yeah, it's okay. It's Juan? It's not an English word. Oh, wow. The J's pronounce it. Then why do they spell it in English letters, dude? What? In Spanish, they pronounce it. Okay, he's here. He's here. I got to go. Okay, let's go ask him if he wants to come on our podcast. Sorry.
Say, but tell him that we're not some weird people. Did he just say, why is it spelled with English letters? Yes. Does he think they have different letters? Well, while we wait for them, let me show you how well I've gotten at my new trick. Remember I told you guys I was doing this in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. I would love to see an update. Oh, you've been practicing? Oh, wait. Do you not put your head on the ground? No. Oh, wow. You hold it up with your elbows. Wow. Wow.
That was pretty good. Thanks. Do you remember my fingernail that cracked in half? Honey.
I need oxygen. Yes. The top of it just came off. Oh, I think I'm sweating. I am sweating. I've been working out too much on this episode. I'm going to put it right here. You did like four push-ups. And I just did an elbow stand. Oh, wait. Let me tell you. Because I forgot to finish. Oh, yeah. When I first started dating Mav and we were like talking about social media and he was like, yeah, you can make your own channel and stuff. I was like, oh, maybe I can make a channel and like post like workout stuff. And he laughed in my face. Why? He was like, oh, are you okay?
that no one and I was like okay say that I just said that's a bad idea well it is a very niche audience yeah and it doesn't fit into our lifestyle because we go to the gym for like literally 30 minutes to an hour and the rest of our day is spent with like content for you guys and maybe you'd like workout content
But we're not those people. No, I hate working out. I hate it. You went on a run the other day. I hate running. I forced him. I begged him for 20 minutes. I actually was really surprised that you went. I was proud. I was like, wow, Matt got up and went. Why should I ever do that again? It was horrible. Listen, I'm down to work out if it's like a basketball workout or jujitsu or something fun. But going and just moving heavy metal things back and forth is so boring. Like, it's just...
It's so boring. Are you agreeing, Alex? It's kind of like a mind, like a mind challenge. I don't even know. Like Kinsey, the other day, first of all, Kinsey literally didn't run for like six months straight and then just busted out three miles out of nowhere. Okay. I would like to, I'm, I'm, I'm embarrassed that I was associated with her. You did it too though. No, I didn't though. That's, are you out of your mind? I ran one mile and then I walked and then I ran a quarter. So I ran like a quarter, one and a quarter, maybe one and a half.
Wait, she still ran. I know but I never run but I was like I'm going to run with Kinty. Did you leave her behind? Where's Juan? Juan took her! No. Why are you acting like it's a dog? I was gonna say, she's talking like it's a dog. Come on Juan, go upstairs. Juan said no. But I'm not gonna lie, I thought he was gonna say yes because homeboy was in a Hawaiian fit head to toe with a gold chain. I was like, and he had these crazy glasses.
Wait, he didn't he said no no he looked so cool - I'm not getting gold chain Well no I was right now, okay, what are you?
I mean, how many people does it take? No, and I was right. I said, hey man, we have a podcast we're filming right now. You want to come say hi? He was like, no English. I was like, knew I should have had Michael come over. And then he pulled up Google Translate on his phone. Have one. And I said, I asked him if he wanted to come on the pod. And he was like, speak English? No. And then he was like, I can't, I'm in a rush right now, working. I was like, no. He probably had like another order to pick up and sell. Are you,
Oh, yeah, I want she can't eat a 12-pack. I don't care what she says Oh, there's stuff inside of it. Yeah, are you sure you don't oh my gosh, can you stop acting like you don't know? What is this? Super cinnamon II oh she hates cinnamon. Yeah, it's more sugar. There's not really cinnamon Those are banging man. Oh, I'll be real. Oh
I don't even taste it in a minute, it's just sugar.
Do you want more? Ma'am. I'll take one more. The people listening are like, can y'all stop? We're just like, no. It's like, we didn't find the light. Dude. Yeah, it's just going to hurt your stomach. I'm so sad because when he rolled up, I was like, oh, he's coming on. I mean, he was dripped out. Honestly, if it wasn't six o'clock and probably not a dinner rush. That's true. He would have missed out on so much money if he came up here. Okay, next pod, we're ordering food again. We'll get one one day. Imagine Juan pulls up.
Say every podcast for now on we order post mates Please yeah, we're shooting another episode after this I say we order post mates and see if that uber driver we have to and then I say whoever comes on we give him $100 Yeah, all right you got a hundred bucks Wait did you show them our channel?
No, I said it on Google Translate. I mean, who knows what I said translates to, but I don't really know. But he listened to it. He listened to it. And then he was like...
no yeah yeah yeah he was like he's like yeah yeah yeah no yeah he's like oh that's funny man that's funny when we the times we've gone down to like cancun or the when we went to the dominican republic the people there like obviously english is not their first language but they're always the funniest to me they are man do you remember the ones that were friends with us until they got mad at us wait who got mad at us when you went too far out in the ocean
Yeah, that was when we got kicked out of Mexico. Yeah. Wait, recently? Yeah, we're not welcome back for six years. You probably don't know this. We went to Mexico and they kicked us out. Yeah. Of Mexico? Well, not out of the resort. Out of the beach. Of Mexico. They wanted us to swim back to America. Wait, have you already told the story on the pod? We did forever ago. It's actually one of our...
We told this story, like, literally a year and a half ago on the pod. So, yeah, it was, like, we said it, like, right after it happened. It's titled, We Got Kicked Out of Mexico. Yeah. Wait, it was? Yeah. We filmed so many episodes. Yeah, dude. Can y'all believe? Dude, we're almost 200 episodes deep. Yeah, we're on, like, 170 episodes or something like that. We just had the 100th episode party. Do we need to have a 200th episode party? Yes. Probably soon. I say on the 200th episode party, we do something big. I'm gonna have a 7 mil party with just my friends. A 7 mil? Y'all.
Here on the pod? Oh, yay! Wait, what do you mean? Wait, 7 million. Oh, on TikTok? Yeah. Oh, okay. I see. Wait, no. 7 million is, like, rounding up to 10 mil. Right. So it's, like, the wind-up process. And so, like, two years ago, I had zero. Now I'm at 7 mil. Yeah, makes sense. That's why you throw a party. Rounding up from what? What? 7, like, rounds to 10. But it doesn't. Yeah, it does. Hold on. Yeah, it does. From zero? No, 7 and a half. 7 and...
7,501,000 would round to 10. No. Yeah. No. See, I have 3.5, and that rounds to zero. What? Okay. Okay. Well, anyways, guys, comment down below what we should do for our 200th episode. I'm actually very interested. We can do anything. Probably not. We live in an HOA, so we can't do anything. Probably not much. We don't have a huge budget, but you know, comment down below. I'm kidding. We got to...
He sat in a cake and caught his hair on fire, but we have to be careful about what we do. Yeah. So I would request that your request does not involve me getting lit on fire again. If it does, that's okay. We have insurance now. So we'll be fine. I remember after the 100th episode, I went and took a shower and just all my hair was just falling out. Are you kidding? Yeah. I mean, chunks of hair. I literally just heard screaming from the shower. I was like,
I bought it. He was like, no, no, please. And then like two weeks later, our hairstylist asked him. Yeah. All right. It's like two weeks later, our hairstylist looks at his hair and she's like, did you have to give a hair sample?
Yeah, a hair sample. I was like, no, I just... She thought he was on drugs and had to give a hair sample? She thought he needed to give a hair sample for something because there was a chunk of hair missing. You do that for drugs and drugs only. What the... Yeah, I was like, no, I just have a podcast. That's why my hair's gone. That's hilarious. No, I was on a podcast. Why is your hair shaved? Oh, Juan's getting his haircut next to me. He's like, yeah, they have a podcast. Yeah.
Alright guys, we're gonna have our next episode. We are gonna invite another Uber driver on to make sure to watch that episode But also we're gonna be going on tour very soon. We're gonna be announcing a tour Probably the next within the next two to four weeks so stay tuned. Yeah
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