Kate Made Harper Cry! *Prank Gone Wrong*
01:09:31 Share

- Kate, do you want to tell Harper the news? - No, no, don't talk about that. - What news, man? - Well, way to go, man. - I told you not to bring it up this episode and you still didn't. - Yeah. - You're making it big, dude. - You did not say don't bring it up. - Okay, you brought up some-- ♪ Welcome to Naughty Yacht ♪

We're back on the Nariyara Island Confessions Show. Benny is about to tell us how he found two loves. Go ahead. Yeah, thanks to Metro, I found iPhone 12 and Apple Watch SE. At Metro, get the perfect match of both iPhone 12 with 5G and Apple Watch SE for only $99.99. You heard that right. Both for just $99.99. Holidays with Nariyara only at Metro by T-Mobile. Bring your number and ID, sign up for Metro Flex Plus, and add a watch line. Not available if you're with T-Mobile or been with Metro in the past 180 days. Limit two per account.

Connection. Opportunity. Possibility. It's what we all want. Spectrum has built a world where anything is possible. With products and services designed to work better together for a seamless connectivity experience. A connection to family and friends. A connection to education. And a connection to new opportunities. So there's no limit to how big we can dream. That's Life Unlimited. That's Spectrum.

For over 50 years, Burlington's legacy has been great deals on coats for all weather conditions. So before you're caught unprepared for the winter weather, head to Burlington for name brands, quality items, and surprising fits for every family member. Stock up on coats, sweaters, and accessories before the cold hits so you can finally stop avoiding the elements and start living comfortably. Warm up at your nearest Burlington location less than one mile away. Burlington. Deals. Brands. Wow.

- Just say no. - You wanna tell her? - I'm leaving the pod for like a little bit. - No, you're not. - This brand wants me to go out, pretty much just be like a face for them for a couple months. - Please don't go, Kate. I love you so much and I need you with me. - I know. I don't wanna leave you guys. - You are like my second mom. I love you so much. - What the heck is on your feet? Does anyone see what's on her feet right now? I understand. Guys, her toes are inside of poop shoes.

With lifts. Nobody cares? Look at those things. Yeah, my grandma's fresher than that. Something like that. My grandma's fresher than that. I don't know. Shout out. What are those songs? When are we going to start the episode? My grandma's fresher than you. Yeah, my grandma's fresher than you. When are we starting? Oh, we're rolling. And I'm making fun of your shoes.

Why? Why would? What? What? Listen, I love Crocs, man. You need new socks. Why are you wearing my socks? Don't tell me I need new socks. That is crazy. She hyped them up like freaking honey boots, bro. Look at that. No, there's no way they don't come up this far on your leg. No, they don't. That's how mom wears them. They don't come up that high on my leg. You wear them this high? Nope. Your leg is tiny. That is insane how high Kenzie has her socks on. Cash, lift your socks. I feel like I'm back in softball. These are the same kind of socks. Look.

Lift him up. Those are not the same. Lift him up, though. Stretch him a little bit. Those are from Target. Couches are from Walmart. Look, that's as high as he can stretch him, which is not nearly what yours looks like.

Oh, I can stretch them further. Why are we making fun of people's choice of clothing today? Why are we making fun of people's choice of clothing today, Kate? Because look at your shoes. What's wrong with my shoes? What's wrong with your shoes is each shoe is like two shoes. No, these are just my ultra step-on-ums. Are you taller than Cash in those? I think so. I think people can tell how big those are. Look at this, Kate. Look at how big her shoe is compared to my foot. Cash has big feet too. Size 14s. Look at that.

Okay, not size 14. It's like size 7, but he's, you know, size 7. All right, Kate, sit down, please. You're embarrassing all of us. Oh, no. Are you in your brow fit?

My what? Your brow fit? No, she's wearing black pants, Mav. Oh, can't tell because I can't see your pants. Well, I'm wearing black biker shorts and an oversized button-up, and I put on my ultra step-on-ums because the carpet is soaking wet, and I don't want my feet to get wet. Harper, are you doing okay? Harper, what's going on? I can't. Harper, what are you wearing today? Oh.

my face, my Lulu shorts. Wait, wait. Why do you have your hoodie up? You're texting away, ignoring the episode. What's going on? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm trying to hide my face because I barely put on makeup today. No, you look so good. I got help from the dentist. No, you look so good. You don't need makeup. You look... Just don't say it. Okay. Yeah, I just wouldn't say that, Maverick. Whatever you're going to say. I was going to say she looks great. You look great, man.

From all this chaos. Thanks. Harper, what's going on? Why do you look, like, sad? Go on. I...

She did say, she actually was like, when I first saw her. Harper, I don't even know who you're talking to, but I know you haven't even met this guy in real life. So can you just stop? When Harper walked in today, first thing she said was, bro, I'm so mad. And I was like, why? And she was like, I'll tell you later. It's now later. I'm like so sad. Oh, you were mad earlier. Well, I'm sad and mad. She going through the emotions of grief. Like, I don't understand. She's so mad.

Harper's got the drama today. Go ahead. Can you talk about your drama? My drama? I don't have drama. Except for the fact that I walked on set and everyone clowned me for my ultra step-on-ums. You have drama. What's going on, Harper? Like, in the most, like, don't, like, name drop or, like, say any specific situations. Or, like, bad. Anything bad about anyone. Just, like...

I like this is like the second guy I've ever liked in my whole entire life. This high school year or this whole high school. Is his name Justin? Yeah. Really? How do you know that? I don't know. It was just in. What? I don't know. Is he just is is he just in time for everything? I'm really hungry. He's trying to make a wish. Anyway, Justin, we just see Nora at Harvard. What were you saying? Justin. His name is Madden because he's so mad and he's in.

No, no, not his name. Like, what's happening? No, I'm kidding. His name is not Madden. I don't know. He just, like... Like, he... We're, like, talking...

and yeah and then he went to a party going to a party while you're talking to someone is never the answer hey well cheer up buttercup listen how about we uh we make you happy are we going what do we have we still have some of that uh where'd it go oh right there we got some of that jellyfish juice still oh you want some jellyfish listen what if we did what if we one time in our lives went and got crumble cookie

Dude, I can just tell this episode's gonna be sad today. Why? Like, I can just tell. Like, the vibe in this room is just sad. You know what else is sad? Sadness is here. No, she is not. Where's sadness at? This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

As we dive into the holiday season, there's something truly magical about those cozy moments at home, whether it's snuggling under a warm blanket with a mug of hot chocolate or enjoying a heartwarming movie with the family. December brings that special comfort, but let's talk about another form of comfort that lasts year round. There.

It's not just for those who face tough times. It's a space for everyone to explore their feelings, learn positive coping skills, and empower themselves to be their best selves. If you're considering therapy, BetterHelp is a fantastic option. It's entirely online, making it convenient and flexible to fit your busy schedule. You can fill out a quick questionnaire to be matched with a licensed therapist who suits your needs. And if you ever want to switch, you can do that at no extra cost.

So why not find some comfort this December? Visit betterhelp.com slash lolpod today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash lolpod to get 10% off your first month. Love you guys. Peace. Bye guys.

I just think that this episode is going to be a sad episode. It's going to be a sad episode, guys. I'm already telling you. I can just feel it. Why? Energy's in the room. Everyone's wearing sad colors, too. Let's all talk about sad colors. Do y'all ever feel like... Yeah, he's wearing blue.

Blue is brown. And Harper is wearing brown. And Kate's wearing brown. I'm wearing black. What about me? He's wearing white like King Jesus. Well, you never really get the vibe, so you didn't realize that we were going to be sad today, apparently. No, we're not sad today, guys. We are happy. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it if you're happy and you know it clap your hands That was the only one that clapped see I I knew it do you ever think that maybe what's going on man? What the are you hiding that from me? Apparently i'm not allowed to see That's kind of scary, you know Sounds like you got something you're hiding. What's going on? Can kate see?

why oh dang kate can't even see if i can't see it this must be something kind of crazy oh sure let cassie come on let me see come on cash is a good person to see i'm a great person come on hand it over she already put her phone away i already put my phone away well what's wrong why are you i don't know what i've acne right now like i mean it's it's everyone's because you're stressing out

Yeah, that happens to me. It happens to Kate. It does. It's true. But not right now. Your skin's looking good. So it's a great thing because now every time Kate gets acne, she just blames it on me and says I'm stressing her out. That's true. When I'm not stressed, I don't have acne. Do you blame it on me? Yeah, any time if she has acne, it's someone else's fault, which is crazy. It's a crazy thing to say. Yeah, everyone ever, dermatologists, doctors, they've all told me that the reason my acne is so bad is because I'm in a high-stress environment and I'm not talking to them.

This is not a high stress environment. I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know. I see a giant cash size hole in the wall behind me. That stresses me out a little. Cash, you think you could dive through that hole? No, I'm not doing that. I already have a bruise on my hip from trying to do it. Do you ever think that maybe the reason we're so like drained today and just feel kind of meh is because we have literally filmed 20 episodes back to back to back to back to back the last like month?

No, I'm not dreaming at all. I'm here and ready to be happy, but you guys aren't happy. I'm a happy, happy guy. Just a happy, happy, happy guy. I feel like we're a little... Harper...

Nothing. I feel like we're all just a little mentally drained this week. We have a lot going on. I'm going to put my head through the wall. I swear, this episode, I'm going to put my head through the wall. No, Cash just doesn't. That would make us all happier. Cash just never understands the human emotion. It's like he doesn't feel. You don't feel? No, but the human emotion, I get it. If you guys want to be sad, we can be sad. Cash.

what why are you upset about feelings no i'm just saying like if okay if i stop talking no one's gonna be talking on this whole podcast that's not true that's no we'll all talk i'm literally you don't say anything for five minutes sure it's gonna be a boring conversation no it's not well i was uh kinsey kate yeah why are you guys i'm not sad you're not sad i'm not personally not sad i'm not sad i'm gonna be honest guys the last couple of weeks have just been like super intense

Meaningless stuff. Why do we gift so much meaningless stuff? Tired of generic gifts and hollow trends? Shutterfly allows you to create meaningful photo gifts for your family and friends. Whether it's a cozy fleece blanket for grandma, a stunning canvas print for mom, or a mug to make dad smile. Enjoy 40% off with code MAKE40 at Shutterfly.com and make something meaningful this year. See site for more details.

You can get the most important meal of the day any time of day. I'm talking about the $5 Big Deal Breakfast Meal from Jack in the Box, available all day and all night. A breakfast Jack with a freshly cracked egg, a hash brown, and French toast sticks for $5. Sounds good for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. At Jack, every bite's a big deal. Order Jack's $5 Big Deal Breakfast Meal now.

My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big ROAS man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friend's still laughing me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B, but with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com slash campaign to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com slash campaign. Terms and conditions apply.

LinkedIn, the place to be, to be.

Be quiet. I'm working. Let me cook. I'm working late. Okay. Because I'm a singer. Harper? Yes? You're just on Snapchat stories now. Wait, do you not want to be here right now? No, I do. I don't, Harper. I don't want to be here right now. Please.

Please put a smile on your face. Do you want to stay for dinner? Because apparently we're uninviting Cash so you can have his plate. Yeah, we are. Cash is uninvited to dinner. Kate, you're still welcome. Thank you. It's just Cash. Cash, are we locking him in the bedroom during dinner time? We should, yeah. He was being mean earlier. And honestly, I don't talk about this enough, but it hurt my feelings. What did he do? Cash, what did he do? I don't know what he's talking about. No. No.

Once I say it, it's out there, man. Do you want this out there? Yeah. Sure, knock yourself out. Okay. He's got nothing. Oh, I do. Harper's on her phone again. There's this thing called Cash's Time. Mm-hmm. And he only runs on Cash's Time. Mm-hmm.

And he's inconsiderate about everybody else's time. Very inconsiderate about time. You feel this. I can tell you're resonating with me. I do resonate with you right now. Before the podcast, I was like, hey, we need to get going because, you know, I got a dinner at eight o'clock.

I got people coming over and we're cooking for them. So like, we got to like... Wait, people are coming over? People are coming over and I'm cooking for them. Okay, so you never told them. You never said that. Well, I shouldn't have to. Because when I tell you... When I tell you, hey... And everyone here agrees with me. No, no, no. No, you're still not allowed to talk. Okay, go. No, you're still not allowed. Go. So, and you're trying to invalidate my feelings, which is very wrong. Because my feelings are valid. I don't care what you say. I just hurt myself with Gerald. Hold on, let...

I don't even know why you have him. If you don't have the Gerald, then you can't talk. Mav, share your feelings. What? I feel... I personally feel like Cash doesn't care about me at all. Oh my gosh, speed this up. I was trying to start the podcast and I was like, hey, we gotta go. And he's like, we will start in a minute.

We will start in a little bit. Because that's my issue right there. You don't have the jail. You don't have the jail. We have a time set to start at. It was 5 o'clock, okay? Harper was like five minutes late. That's okay. But Harper's here. I'm here. Kinsey's here. We're sitting down waiting to start. Cameras are ready. Alex is ready. We're just sitting here waiting while you sit on the stairs and guess what? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Because none of you help with anything. You guys are our family. Your biggest concern... No, no, no. Think about it. Your biggest concern today is, oh, I need to get all the... We need to be done with the pod so I can have my friends over. While before the episode, I'm over there planning our live show that we're all having and doing that. And Maverick's biggest concern is, like, let's start so I can go have my fun and not pay attention to work. My fun? Let's start. I have to cook dinner for you. That's your biggest concern. No, the problem is you're trying to do that at...

That could be done after when we have to shoot our ads. That could easily be done after. - Matt, the ads I told you to shoot five times and you won't do it. So it's your fault that you have to shoot these ads. - All right! - It's your fault. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - It's your fault. - Mom and dad are fighting again. - Alex, can you come on set for just a second? - The podcast. - Who's the mom for? - This is literally-- - I told you three days ago. - We have to get our camera ready. - Now he's crossed the line. - Oh, my acne is coming out. - Is this the-- - My acne is forming right now. - This man's a liar.

in this situation. We had the ad ready to go. Did we not, Alex? Totally. And then today, he said, no, they want a brand new one. So I said, okay, we'll shoot it and we're going to shoot it after. And then you also said today that Harper has to shoot an ad, which means, I'm talking, which means it was inevitable and so we could be doing that little 15 minutes that you caused us to be late. We could have done why we were shooting ads. I called and texted you. No, no, no. That is my feeling. No, apologize.

This is the rawest podcast we've ever had. This is like such a real conversation right now. Yes, because listen. This is not. Can I have the jail? No, I have it. So all y'all can suck it. Listen. You stole it. Listen. Maverick. I beg your finest pardon. Listen. Maverick, you don't have to see so you can't talk now.

and texted you and Alex three days ago. Case forming. You guys don't have this in. And we have the ad ready. Three days ago, I said, film this ad. And you did not film it. No, we have it ready. You didn't film it? We didn't. And I told you, I said, we're going to do the same one because it's the same exact script. Yeah, he was lazy and just wanted to do the same one. No, they sent the same thing twice. Matt, stop. You don't have the Gerald. You stole it. Stop. You don't have the Gerald. Yes, I do. Stealing doesn't make it yours, does it? And the-

What this breaks down to is Maverick gets mad that he has to do work instead of go have fun. Please don't slap me. He just wants to go dance. He just wants to go out to eat. He just wants to do anything besides work and pin it all on me. And then if I'm like, hey, Maverick, this needs done, he gets mad. Guys, I'm being so serious. Can we cut and start over? I'm being so serious. I don't think I can handle this today.

I'm just scared he's going to spit on me and slap me. I just don't get it. Nobody else cares. That's what I don't get. We'd hate to see him lash out again. I try to have a good podcast show, and nobody cares. I have the thumbnails ready. People throw fits on what the thumbnails are, but nobody wants to help with them.

We have we sit down to talk you guys are doing stuff. She's still ignoring us Maverick is like oh I need to be done so I can go eat and I'm the only one ever caring about the episode. This is what you sound like This is how this is how you sound like my friend. It's like Mav tonight He's gonna go eat you guess what I'm gonna have to do I'm gonna have to come up with the thumbnail that goes out tomorrow morning You're gonna come eat with us. No the thumbnail that goes out tomorrow morning is what I'm gonna be worried about And the ads and the brand news and all that stuff. Cash you're just such a liar.

What do you mean? How am I a liar? Lies. How? Lies. You just lie. How am I a liar? Sometimes we do have days like this. You just lie. No, I'm not talking about lying. I'm talking about someone has just been fed up because we are all overstimulated because there's so much that needs to be done in such a short period of time. And we're all a little tense. And the arguments start to come. And that's just what today is. That's one of those days.

You know what would help? And it's unfortunate that it's happening on camera. Yeah, it would help if he would start to recognize that everybody else does work around here and not just him. Time apart. But he doesn't care about anyone else but himself and his own time. And that's the truth because you're a conceited, arrogant little kid. And that often happens when you're the youngest child. It's not your fault.

You have youngest child syndrome. It's because you don't do nothing. No, exactly. You don't consider anybody else's value what they do. You think if somebody else comes up with 10 thumbnails, it doesn't matter because you came up with one. For instance. I came up with all the thumbnails today. For instance. I did everything today. For instance, this live show that we planned. I planned. I planned almost the entire live show. I planned the, what's it called? I made sure we have the intro for the show. I paid to the venue. I paid to the venue.

- I ordered all the merch. - No, you didn't do that. - I ordered all the merch. I ordered all the VIP bags. I ordered all the bracelets. I make sure we have the steam cannons coming. I make sure we have the merch people. I make sure we have the Square things to take payments. I make sure we have everything. - The Square things I handled this morning. - This is going nowhere. - You can do jack. - Ask mom. I handled it this morning with mom and pay. You can do anything. - I'm calling it right now. This is going to get bad. - Someone's about to go through a wall. That's what's about to happen. - It's gonna end not well.

What do you mean? Maverick has this thing to where earlier when I'm working, doing things for the whole entire show, he's sitting over there just saying, hey, let's start. Not saying he has anything else planned. We are running late. Because he doesn't want to say that he has other plans tonight because he knows I'm working. And for him to be like, Cash, can you get done with work so I can go have fun? Have fun? I'm cooking dinner for you. I don't want your dinner. I don't care to have your dinner. And you're not cooking it. Yeager is downstairs. No, I'm cooking it. Yeager's cooking it downstairs. No, I'm cooking it. I'm cooking it. Yeager.

Yeager is chopping potatoes. She's doing the sides. I'm cooking steak. Oh, you're cooking steak for eight minutes. Steak takes eight minutes. I'll cook my own steak. I don't care. No, you won't. Yes, I will. I don't care. You've never cooked anything in your life. Or guess what? I'll just go eat Panda Express. You're literally food dependent on every other human being in the world. I'll just go eat Panda Express. Okay, okay. I don't want to be his brother anymore. I don't want to be here anymore, honestly.

I'll be real. We probably need to cut all of that. Why? Because it's boring. I told you. If I don't talk, it's going to be boring. No, it's boring because you're talking. No, I have a list of conversations and all the stuff we can talk about, but I'm not going to do it. Oh, my goodness. So we'll see what we can talk about this episode. No one wants to talk when you're here. Okay, go. Leave. I'll be quiet. Let's see what you guys can talk about. Wait, why?

We tried that and you kept interrupting he he's your again never started right now for no reason I just started like physically ill. Okay. I'm not gonna bring up my notes or anything. I'm just gonna be quiet Okay, Harper did chemistry and hated it so much. Can you tell me what you're gonna tell us before the episode? It's just that I mean like like I don't know every guy's the same Yeah, what would this one do and I've never cried over a guy. Yeah, I

I'm in your private story. I've seen it. No, like, actually, though, like, it's so annoying. Like, why are guys like that? Like, Cash did the exact same thing to you, and you still went for him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And you're telling me to grow up. They eventually grow up. They do grow up, but I'm saying right now, like, I don't think you should waste your time waiting around for a guy that, like, do you really even like him that much? Yes! I don't think you do.

I do very much. I don't know if you do, Harper. I really do. Okay. I mean, if you think this man is your husband, I say wait it up. Well, I don't think he's my husband. Exactly. You don't like him that much. I do. The reason I waited for Cash that long was because I knew he was going to be my husband.

So if I think like Zac Efron's going to be my husband. Yeah, I mean, wait long enough. I mean, is Zac Efron married? I don't even know. Well, not actually. Not actually. Like, you know. Dude, have you seen it? This message is sponsored by Greenlight. We all know the old saying about teaching a man to fish. And as parents, we want our kids to learn the things that will set them up for success.

So this holiday season, give kids money skills that last well beyond 2024 with Greenlight. Greenlight is a debit card and money app made for families where kids learn how to save, invest, and spend wisely with parental controls built in. Sign up today at greenlight.com slash Spotify. greenlight.com slash Spotify.

Subtle results, still you, but with fewer lines. Botox Cosmetic, adipotulinum toxin A, is a prescription medicine used to temporarily make moderate to severe frown lines, crow's feet, and forehead lines look better in adults. Effects of Botox Cosmetic may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. Alert your doctor right away as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness may be a sign of a life-threatening condition.

Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. Don't receive Botox cosmetic if you have a skin infection. Side effects may include allergic reactions, injection site pain, headache, eyebrow and eyelid drooping, and eyelid swelling. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms, and dizziness. Tell your doctor about medical history, muscle or nerve conditions including ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis, or Lambert-Eden syndrome in medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects.

For full safety information, visit BotoxCosmetic.com or call 877-351-0300. See for yourself at BotoxCosmetic.com. Lately, kind of crazy. What? Zach Efron? Kind of feel bad talking about him, though. Why? Because... Does he watch this? Probably not, but... It's behind his back. It's okay. Go ahead. No, I'm just like, Zach Efron? I knew him as Troy Bolton from High School Musical. Same. Oh, my...

troy bolton everything yeah and that's where he got famous from yeah he did get really famous from that but yeah i don't know i think it's just like when every like celebrity gets older but that he wasn't the actual singer singing yeah it was drew sealy the guy from um another cinderella story what wait no my mind is gone right now uh no well he has like blonde streaks in his hair i think but he has brown hair it's the one with selena gomez yes he went he was like

Yeah, he was the one actually singing. That's crazy. Wait, so Troy Bolton can't sing? Nope. That's insane. And he got three movies out of that. Three movies. Three musicals. Dude, I should audition for a musical. Give me some. Give me like Ariana Grande to voice me. And I'll just. Yeah, you do. What? Why are you laughing at me? I made you laugh. You're cheering up. Yeah. I'm.

I've never, I was cheered up this whole time. Were you though? Yeah. Do you have cheer after this? Yeah. Do you actually? No. Cheer on, brother. So what, so can you please elaborate though, Harper? I don't even know. It's just like, like recently, like I'm so sad that I'm moving. Like it's, you're kind of the compromise.

month. You'll be gone. You'll be back. By the time this episode is out, you'll be back or almost back. Are you nervous for the movie? Yes. It's going to be so fun though. It's going to be fun. And I'm going to be like, I'm so nervous and I don't even know I'm going to be the worst actor there because, because, because I'm not going to be the one who's memorizing the lines. Like they're going to be like,

my mom and me are gonna get so many fights because she's gonna practice your lines like i don't want to practice my lines like all this you're gonna do fine if you're on a movie you do need to practice your lines a little bit you know no you're gonna do good they wouldn't have booked you if they didn't have confidence in you yeah let's practice some lines right now you ready okay we'll do a little dialogue okay so i'm gonna say are you okay and you say no i'm an angry little man my name's cash okay hey are you okay

No, I'm an angry little man. My name's Cash. Yeah, that was good. You memorized that perfectly. You're set. You were made for the stage, Harper. Born, honestly. Yeah.

Wait, give me a long sentence and then I'm going to try to memorize it. Okay. I'm an angry little man. And I think Maverick is like the coolest guy ever. And honestly, without him, I'd be nowhere in life. And that's what everybody knows. But I would never admit that to myself. Because if I did, that would be like basically admitting that Maverick's better than me. And I could never do that. That's too long of a sentence. No, you got it.

I'm an angry little man. My name's Cash. And if I didn't have Maverick in my life, or in Maverick's so cool. Okay. No, you're doing great. Keep going. Give me a shorter sentence. Just make it up as you go. I like that better. All right. Maverick is just such a cool little guy. And if I didn't have Maverick in my life, I would be nowhere without him. Improv, baby. Improv. If you forget the line, you keep going. Yeah. Pretend you do. Well, see, things like that are what's going to literally start an argument. So let's move on. No, no, no. He's not talking. Remember? So there's no arguments.

it's going great isn't this podcast so great i also don't want you to just throw shots at him the whole episode i'm not throwing shots at him any more than myself watch you want to do another one yeah harper you gotta get on the podcast i can't like what's going on on your phone right now like are you talking to a girl or a guy a girl i'm kidding i've got a guy a guy well i didn't mean like talking talking just be like no yeah a guy is it the same one yeah why uh it

have gone in way too deep. I bought Snap Premium for him. - For him? - Wait, so you could track his location?

No, I've bought it for him. I'm number one on his best friends list. You bought Snap Premium not on your phone. For him. But on his phone. He didn't even ask. I was just like so in love. I was like, you know what? I'm going to buy Snap Premium for him. So you're in love with the guy, so you start buying him subscriptions? Yes. What does Snap Premium do for him? It's just like, I don't know. He could just like change his logo to gold. Actually, she did the same thing to me. Well, not bought it for me, but she got Snap Premium and I don't have Snapchat Premium.

and I kept buying She can track your location with it. No, you can't. No, but also I'm on ghost mode. I realized I can track you with Snap Premium. You know, I realized that he has like seven girls on his best friends list.

I'm the eighth. You're eighth? I would wipe your hands of that one. Yeah, say, thank you, Jesus, I dodged a bullet. I don't even know. How'd you forget the line? It was, thank you, Jesus, I dodged a bullet. That's what she said to say. Thank you, Jesus, I dodged a bullet. Perfect! Good job! No, wait, don't text that to him. Thank you, Jesus, I dodged a bullet. Yeah, no, don't send that to him. But maybe just say...

Maybe just say, glad I dodged that bullet and then block. No, no, don't say that. I don't know. Say that and say, sorry, talking to myself. No, Harper, you have to. You said from now on it's you and only you because he got with another girl this weekend. No. No. They all say that, Harper. Red flag. Blinking red flag. It's like, it's like, it's red. Whatever, mine.

- What? - It's as red as that arrow and it's pointing right at him. - What? - Yeah, that's the red flag I've ever seen. - Red flag. - Josh, can you stop being moody now? - No, no, no, he's doing great. Listen. - Why are you being so moody?

Wait, Harper, no. In all seriousness, if a guy does that even one time, you should walk away until there's actual change in his life. And there's not going to be change in his life in the matter of a week. Yeah. Don't do what I did. I'm just going to say you also have so many girlfriend friends. Look at me. I got absolutely nowhere with that. Yeah. I got a moody husband.

Harper? Harper? Yes, what's up? You need to stop. Cash! You gotta let him go. Guys, girl best friends are such a red flag. Yeah. Yeah. Girl best friends are red flags. I might have been a red flag. No, no, no. Oh. No, she's saying like guys that have girl best friends. Did I have girl best friends?

Not girl best friends. Maybe not best friends, but friends. And that wasn't great. I had a lot of friends that were girls. He did. He sure did. A lot. And it was a red flag. It was a red flag. So you almost didn't date me because of it probably. Yeah. You see, if you're watching this like from a month from now and we're dating. You won. I won. I take everything back. And I take everything back. But if we're not.

then and i i stand by what probably still haven't moved on from you oh harper i think you can't i believe in you i believe you did you're in canada why are you acting like this he's acting like kate i mean that was crazy no no reload cash you gotta reload more shots do you want to know why i said that because he went like

It's like, you know how you do that sometimes? And that's how I act? Something like that. No, like, you know when you're joking around and you're like, I wish I would run around. I wish I would be close. And that was just like straight shots fired at me. But honestly, I'll let it slide this time, Harper, because I know you're in emotional distress right now. Thank you. Hey, it's okay. I've been there. I've made bad decisions dating too. I've dated people because I didn't want to be alone. Wow. It's not that I don't want to be alone. It's that I actually like this guy. Like, I don't.

Really? I didn't date anyone because I liked him. Wait, wait, wait. Let's do a pros and cons list. Can we do that? Oh, pros and cons of the guy? Con? Yeah. He kissed another girl this weekend. That's bad. Major con. So far, he's actually at like 10. Remember, we're not supposed to talk about Harper's friends. Oh. Oh. You guys are really good at that. Why not?

Okay, cons. He's gonna watch this we're just gonna list his cons. That's You should know that kissing another girl is a con that you should use your voice more because I'm saying we're not supposed to be talking about that But apparently I all forgot that well, we're not talking about the way he's on house arrest What

Well, okay. But he's getting off. Never mind. I'm not going to say that. He's getting off. Ash, will you turn around and put a smile on your face if we say that we need you? Con, he's in prison.

He's a really good guy though. Cash, I'm so sorry that your feelings have been hurt this episode and you are valued on the LOL podcast. I believe that he is a good guy. I do believe it. Okay, wait. Let's hear the good things. I believe that he's a good guy. Let's list three good things that are not about his physical features. Oh, that's going to be hard for her. You got this. He's...

Is he smart? No, he is actually very smart. Yes, he's smart. He is always telling me how like, he's always like, you're so pretty, Harper. Does he ever act like that?

- What are you doing, Cash? - Okay, that's a good green plaque. - Cash, I'm being so serious. - He's like one of the nicest guys I've ever talked to. - Okay, so he's nice and he's smart. - He's nice, smart. - Sounds like he's nothing like me. - Like I don't know how to explain, I've only been talking to him for like three weeks. - I'm kinda getting irritated that Cash is acting like this.

Yeah, the way you're sitting, bro, you're going to end up crooked like me. You're not. Yeah, I'd straighten up your posture there. You are not a 15-year-old girl like Harper, so you don't get the green pass to act like that. You're an adult, man. Now, that was a little girl fart if I've ever heard one. I guess it could, yeah. A small fart to match a little girl. He's losing it. It was like a button. It went.

wait why does it smell he's holding his breath down there cash i'm so irritated guys this episode's so bad no it's not bad i just told you what happened i think we've done a phenomenal job personally with harper's guy which we're not supposed to talk about no one's talking about the good things supposed to

I was not here for that conversation. But I will not say anything else. What do you mean you weren't here for that conversation? It's all well known that we're not supposed to talk about Harper's personal friends. Why? Because then your personal friends see it at school. No, he's fine with it. Not only is he fine with you saying those things. I said he's nice. To the guy, we are sorry that we talked about you. Moving on. Next. And if we're dating or not. Harper, we're not allowed to talk about it anymore. Cash. Cash.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll take it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Let's see. No, I'm not. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can think of. I think you should tell him you're sorry, too. About what? You're speaking rudely. What? But what did I say? You just were speaking rudely. Speaking rudely? That's not a... You were speaking with love to your brother. I would like to go first. I'm sorry. That's...

I maybe wasn't clear with you before on why we needed to hurry. Like, he's very nice. I thought you knew we had dinner after when, you know, we were in the bedroom and I said, is Copeland coming over for dinner? And Kate said, yes. I will mediate. I will say, Mav, I knew that she would want to start filming, but I didn't even. I don't even care about this conversation. No, I was one of the impressions. I'm not even upset. You told me Copeland was coming over for dinner. I'm not even upset about the conversation we have. I genuinely don't care.

But then why are you pouting? Yeah, why are you- I wasn't pouting. I was just taking a break.

In the middle of the episode? I'm gonna give up. Hey, Harper. Turns out it's okay to take breaks in the middle of the episode. Just go ahead. That's literally all I said when I was gonna do it. I was like, everybody else logs out mid-episode, so I'm just gonna log out. And it was nice. I took a break. Can I just take a break? I don't log out mid-episode. Everyone here logs out mid-episode. Well, maybe when you guys pour water down my pants, yes, I will log out and go change pants. And I was right. This episode makes me want to put my head through the wall. What? I thought it was a good episode so far. I was like, this is gonna be a horrible episode. It's so sad. I think it's going really well, actually. Really? Yeah.

I don't know. Might be one of our best episodes ever. Maybe. Because he was quiet? Yeah. Wait, hold on. Guys, can I take like a 30 second break? Can we really not talk about Harper's personal life? As long as we're not talking about our good friends and talking about that stuff. Yeah, we're not talking bad about people's friends. All right, Kenzie, let's talk about your friends.

Let's talk about the good things. We can talk about the good things. We all aren't talking about good things. Yeah, we were. Yeah, I asked her what the pros were. Yeah, we all said, let's name cons on this guy. Oh, that guy's a red flag. And none of you guys would say that about your friends, but y'all are okay with saying it about Harper's Friends. No, I'll say it about all my friends. And I'm saying we shouldn't talk about Harper's Friends like that. Frick it. I'll list all my friends flaws. You ready? Starting with you. All right, well, can I just like have maybe even 10 seconds? What?

Why? I just need to freshen up before the clips. Okay, go. You're good. You don't gotta ask. Are you okay? Yeah. Why are you being so weird about it? What do you mean? I don't know. You're just like trying to get off the episode right now.

- I'm okay guys. - Okay, if you're okay. - People are gonna think I'm a cry baby. - No, people think I'm a cry baby. - Yeah. - Yeah, they do. I've seen clips, people are like, Kate's so, she's just annoying with how much she whines. And it's not true! - Whoa. - All right guys. - No, it's okay 'cause I'm a girl, I can do that. - No, no, those, I still can't get, every time I look at those shoes. Okay, moving on. Let's see, Harper. - Yeah? - I'm sensing

You're not telling the truth right now. About what? I feel like there's something more going on under the surface, you know? Under what surface? I don't feel like it's just this guy that's bothering you.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? Yeah. How have you been though? Outside of like, like when I say how you've been, I don't mean like, oh, how was your day? I mean like, how have you been? You crying yourself to sleep lately? What? That's an invasive question. It's a, no, I care about her. Maybe off the pod, but like on camera asking her if she cries to sleep. She leaves right after the podcast. Yeah, that is true. Okay, fine. I won't ask the question. You ask the question. I'm not going to ask her if she cries herself to sleep every night. Do you?

See? She asked the question. No, Harper. I don't cry myself to sleep every night. Okay. When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep? I haven't cried myself to sleep in a while. I can't even lie to y'all.

Right before the first podcast, I almost started crying. Wait, actually? Yeah, right before the first podcast, there was tears in my eyes. Dude, next time tell us to record. Wait, are you saying before today? Uh-huh. Wait, why? No, no, no. It was today. Wait, why? It was at the very beginning of the first episode. I was so scared that you saw. Was it because cash was taking forever? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What were you going to say? You said you saw what? I saw my eyes tear up because I didn't want you to be like, oh,

- Wait, but why were you about to cry? - Yeah. - The guy. - Aw. - Wait, okay, we don't gotta talk about him. - Yeah, we don't have to talk about him. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't notice. Did you not want me to notice? - He's in chat and he sees me have slime because I bought him brumium. I'm just gonna... - Well that came back to bite ya. - Control alt delete. Anyways, wait, did you not, you didn't want me to notice? - No. - Oh, okay, I won't say nothing. - Thanks. I mean, I like that you're a mother figure.

You went from friend to mom. Yeah, am I a friend, Harper, or am I a motherly figure? Motherly figure. Oh. You're supposed to say friend. I'm only five years older than you. I promise I'm not a mom. Well, okay, how's your life been? My life's been fine. Has it? Fine. Yes. Oh my gosh, let's get to the good stuff. Open up about your mental health, guys. Come on. Let's hear it. Mental health. Somebody crack it open. Let's hear some deep stuff.

You go first. Oh, I don't got anything to say. Because this feels like it's about to be a serious episode and I'm here for it. I don't have anything right now except for that guy and like moving. Well, I have something. You know, me and Kinsey. Why are you smiling? I'm not smiling. It's just a trigger when I get sad. I try to fight it with smiling and comedy. Why are you saying me and Kinsey? You didn't discuss this before to ask me if it was okay. Well, since we got married, things are different. You know?

And I'm not saying, why are you laughing? Ma'am, no one's laughing right now. She is and you are. Where are you going with this? Everyone's laughing at Maverick's pain. Ma'am, I'm here for you. I'm here. Ma'am, ignore them. It's just out of nowhere. Well, I'm here for your mental health. Things have been different.

You can't deny everybody here can't deny this is why men don't share their feelings and he opens up about no he opens up about mental health and all the women laugh at it. He's about to say a joke. Yeah he's not being serious. No he is. Okay. If you're being so serious please share. Okay. It's just like and no hate to Kenzie. Love her. She's my wife. Okay. Mav you did not. What? What?

What are you about to say? What are you about to say? I don't know. Was I good for the intro? Yo, I thought Kate had something good. I was like, oh, I'm in trouble. No, I'm kidding. I mean, that's a crazy thing to say, to like start something off with, I love my wife, but... No, no, no, no. Can we get to the topic? No, you didn't. You wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. It hurt. Our relationship. He just called you an it. He thinks you're a clown. No, he didn't say that either. No.

You guys get it? It the clown? Oh, it's Pennywise. It's just a new... Marriage has just brought a new way of life. Come on, speed up! You're talking in point five! Well, everybody keeps interrupting me. I'm married. It's just a new way... Why is he talking like a whale? Of life, man. He's talking like the sloth from Zootopia. I was thinking that.

Okay, Cash. I've loved you. Yeah, I was going to say it in... For a long time. Okay, jokes over. All I was going to say is that being married is different now. It's just a whole different life. Yes, you have said that, Matt. And it's just taking some adjustment. It's difficult sometimes. I get that. There's times I'm like, oh, you know, I have to tell Cash no to hang it out.

because me and Kinsey are gonna go hang out and it's like I love hanging out with her and I'm gonna go do that but I also feel like I'm letting you down sometimes you are and I don't like feeling like that that was the this is the big news I didn't know where I was going with it I had to make it as I went I'm sorry wow so you don't even have any issues no my marriage is great well it's really great

So you made us all wait for nothing? Well, our relationship sucks, but my marriage is great. How does our relationship suck? Well, you have been just falling down on Apex and on Smash Bros. You're just not helpful in any video game lately. Matt was mad because I whooped him in Smash Bros. Me and Alex beat him four times in a row. We can settle this later. Gambled him up to $500. And then I won. Until we said, all right, we'll purposely lose some of our lives to give you a chance. No. And then we let him win his money back.

No. But he was down 500 bucks today. So let's talk about your problem, your addiction. Let's talk about your gambling addiction that causes you to get into altercations. Okay. Let's talk about it. Okay. Because you have a problem. You gamble over everything. You're like, how long do you think it'll take us over or under to get to the restaurant? Let's gamble on it right now. I gamble $10. You gamble every second of every day. Yeah. $10. $10.

That's a problem. How is that a problem? It's 10 here, 10 there. Your whole life is like gambling. You literally, you were the one gambling today. Do you think you have a problem? No, I don't have a problem. You have a problem. When Cash farted, it sounded like... Dude, I can't explain how much I hate this episode. It's just... Never mind. I won't say it. Can you leave, bro? No, does anybody... Okay, let's take a vote. Raise your hand if you think this was a good episode so far.

Except for the part where me and you are arguing. I don't think it's any different than any other episode, honestly. I don't know. I just feel weird about this one. I'm not going to lie. That's what I'm saying. Should we scratch it? Everyone's just been like weird. Should we get our fuels and scratch it? Okay. I think there's only one other option. Kate, do you want to tell Harper the news? No, no, don't talk about that. Don't talk about that? No. Okay. Well, way to go, Mav. Well, oops. Really? I feel like you're faking it.

What news? Nothing. I was going to tell you about it later, but I didn't want to tell you on camera. Y'all are faking this. I'm just trying to save the episode. That was crazy. You talk about stuff and you know we're not supposed to talk about that on camera. Why would you even bring it up? Now we have to go round and round and talk about something we can't talk about. You're not acting good. This video doesn't go out for two months. It'll be fine.

yeah but it's not right to bring it up on camera do you how do you not see that okay i didn't know that this was such a secret no i didn't know it was such a secret no i wasn't this is so okay yeah tell him math tell her uh you'll never no i tried to stop you but you don't want to listen to me they think you're gonna cry no yeah not because it's sad okay it's kind of sad everyone else is already sad about it so it's like sad yeah

Tell her, Mav. You wanted to bring it up. I told you not to bring it up this episode and you still didn't. You didn't tell me not to bring it up. Yes, I did. I said, no, no. Today in the car, we should talk about it on camera. That's not true. You're such a liar, bro. Mav, no. I said, do not bring it up. And here we are. You did not say don't bring it up. You did not say that. Okay, you brought it up, so just say it now. Is this a thing? Well, I want you to take it back that you're saying you said that. We said, should we do this? And you said, maybe not on the episode. And I said, well, I might bring it up.

I feel like this is fake. Well, the episode's not doing well, so I just thought I would bring it up now. But it's also just not really your place to bring it up. Okay. Well, do you want to tell her and we can just cut it if we don't like it? Oh my gosh, Mav. We're mid-episode, Mav. I'm not going to... We can't cut like 15 minutes. I'm so confused. Why do y'all always act like I'm the problem? Is it me? Am I the drama? Yeah.

Okay, I told you guys this episode is gonna make me want to slam my head through the wall and Here I am I'm gonna whisper to her. Can I or can I actually say it? No, this is fake and I'm not gonna cry over it. Do you want me to whisper it to her or say it? No, neither, none of the above. Okay. I'm gonna say it. No, none of the above. No, I'm gonna just say it. You have everyone in the room telling you not to and you're still gonna do it? Well, this episode needs saving because there's nothing to talk about. I just feel like this is fake.

You want me to say it? I don't know. Yeah, sure, Matt. Freaking say it because I don't even know if we're going to make it out. No, genuinely, we're going to have to scratch the whole episode, Matt, because you've ruined the whole entire thing. All right, just what? Okay, let's just restart now. No, please don't restart. No, just say it, and then we're going to have to restart now. So say it, and then we can talk about it here for half an hour, and then we can start again. I feel kind of creepy wearing the mask, so I'm just going to take it off. We cannot restart. Yeah, we can't really. We don't really have time to. Alex just stopped the recording. No, just, okay, let Kate talk because you don't understand clearly.

This is not real. Where's he going? He's pretty mad. We're just gonna restart. Just go ahead and tell her and then we can restart. This is not very real. Mm-hmm. Um... Just go reset the cards, Alex. What the heck? He's smiling. Yeah, it's just weird. Just reset the cards and we'll be good. What the heck? Yeah. Here's the thing, Harper. You wanna tell her? Yeah, I mean, I was gonna tell her, but not like this. Um...

I'm leaving the pod for like a little bit. No, you're not. No, I mean, I am. I got a job that like I have to take. What job? I mean, I just I got booked for something I got to go out for. This brand wants me to go out and pretty much just be like a face for them for a couple months to. It's a good thing. It is. It's good. It's going to be really it'll be really good for like.

my career um and we like went back and forth for a while about whether it would be a smart thing to take that like if it's worth it to leave the pod but we're still gonna do the pod yeah everyone and that's why it's like really good that like especially now kinsey was brought on because it's like another girl figure it'll it'll go back to like four people again for a while and it'll just kind of have the same vibe

you'll eventually come back yeah i'll be back but i'm well when are you leaving they want me to leave like pretty soon i have to leave october soon no i'm gonna leave right after thanksgiving so that's when i come back yeah so um i honestly i was gonna tell you sooner but like i wasn't like i didn't want to say anything before everything was like booked and like yeah for sure um

But, yeah, I got to go out to, they're wanting me to go out to London for it. So. You might have to, wait, are we just taking a pause? Yeah, I think they're all stopped right now. But, yeah, it's going to be about six months. Oh, my gosh, six months? Whoa.

Possibly. They're doing six and then maybe... Yeah. Let's be insensitive, but we're going to start where we left off, right? I just... Wait. I just can't believe that. Wait. Are you texting right now? I'm sorry. Why are you laughing? However, no, this is real. Yeah. Is this actually real? Yeah. So I'm going to go out right after Thanksgiving and I should be back like...

right when tour is supposed to start and so I might miss a show if we end up doing that one that we talked about before the other ones so I might miss it and then pretty much the second tour ends I gotta go back out for another six months and it'll be about this time next year that I'm back like for good I've just ruined the moment

Yeah, I don't know. We've gone back and forth on whether it was, like, worth it for me to accept it or not, because it's gonna be- Please don't go, Kate. I really love- I love you so much, and I need you with me. I know, but I just- I don't know. I don't want to leave you guys for- It'll be good, though. It's exciting. It's- No, I want to go for six months. I don't want to leave my husband, you guys. I don't want to leave my family, like-

leaving for six months we're all gonna come back yeah for like a week and i just don't want to i already told them i would now and like the closer i get like when i had originally talked about it it was so far away i was like oh it'll it'll be a while before and are you seriously quitting well she's not quitting she's gonna take like an absence yeah and it'll be fine but i'm also worried like

It's going to be a whole, like, almost year that I'm not on the pod. And, like, who even is going to remember me when I get back? I will. I know. No one's going to. I don't know. We'll see. I'm kind of scared for, like, the shows and stuff. Like, I don't know how the audience would react to me after I've been gone for...

Who knows how long, but yeah. You might even join us for the tour during the summer. That's what the plan was, is I told them, like, I needed to be back for those two months because they said that there was going to be, like, a small break, and it just happened to be then. But, yeah. I just... So, well, I'm glad Mav paused the episode for this. Mav, stop eating. Are you kidding? Okay, and not to be insensitive, but do we have to start over, or can we start from where we stopped?

Should we just start over? No, I don't have time for that. Okay, how about we just film like three tomorrow, whatever day it is that we're filming. It's supposed to be clubbed tomorrow. This was supposed to be the last podcast. And then because by the time Harper gets back, I'm going to be leaving. So it would be like my last one for a while. Do you have cheer tomorrow, Harper? No. Or yes, I do, actually.

I tumble. Dude, oh my gosh. Kate, please don't leave me. I mean, I can't. Like, I have to. It's not really optional. I already told them I would do it. Yeah, I told them I would. Put the cookies down. Yeah, I don't know. But that's it. I already told them I'm doing it. I gotta leave right after Thanksgiving. I'll be back probably about the end of May for two months and then leave again about August. Oh my gosh.

Can we have the master bedroom? I still can't believe this. Matt. Matt. What? I don't have the time to bring that up. He doesn't know how to be sad, so he brings jokes and things. Cash doesn't need the master bedroom by himself. No, he does. That's his bedroom. He's a big boy. Okay, that was a joke. Yeah, I know. Obviously, we're not going to take your room, Kate. No, I know you're not going to. I still can't tell if this is real life or not. No, it's hilarious for you because you're not the one I'm going to leave your spouse for six months. And you can't even freaking come out and visit me.

And I can't come back here. I don't, I'm so sorry. Like, I just can't believe this. Like, I physically can't. Like, there's no way you're leaving for 12 months. Well, I'm leaving for six, and then back for two, and then another six. There's no way. Yeah. Anyways, that's the news. Y'all want to start again? Yeah. You should really apologize. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Can we fix that light? It's so loud. It is buzzing. Can we be done? We need at least another 20 minutes. I actually need you here with me, Kate. Okay, we can pick up now, but we still need another 20 minutes for the rest of that other episode. What are you going to say? Like, we're back? Yeah, I'll just say we're back. We're not hungry, so...

I'm fine with doing it. I never said that I didn't. I'm just so sad. No, there's no way. Look at me with a straight face and tell me that you're moving. I'm sorry. Are you seriously? I don't want to. You're not even going with Cash? No, he can't come. He has to stay here. It's like...

If you were to leave in the whole podcast, like, you can't do the podcast with just three people. Like, it needs to be four. So it's like, if he leaves, then... And there's no reason that the podcast should end just because I got a different job for a year. But it's fine. I'll come back and hopefully fit back in. People still want me. People are still going to want you, Kate. Maybe. No, they are. After a whole year of not being in episodes, that's a lot. No, they're going to miss you. I mean, they might at first, but it's like...

I don't know. You get used to it. You get used to change. Someone's got to yell at me. I'll yell at you over the phone, probably. Like, you're probably still going to be making me mad across the ocean. Probably. Across the ocean. I don't know. Well, let's finish this episode up, and then we can talk more about it. Okay, well, I mean, Harper has... Wait. Yeah, because... Because... I just, like, I'm in shock. There's no way. There's absolutely... What? Like...

It was my makeup and stuff. Like, what? No, why did you do it? Because we literally have three more shoot days until Harper leaves, and that's the last time Kate and them get to see each other, and now you ruined it all. Well, Harper doesn't leave until next Monday. Yeah, but Kate wasn't going to tell her until... Next Monday? Why don't you leave? I don't know when it is. No, but we're done shooting next week, and then you're gone for a month, and then as soon as you get back, she's gone, so y'all won't see each other. So this is the last time that...

You'll see her for seven months and Kate wanted to wait until the last day to tell you so you guys can enjoy the next three days but Matt just wanted to ruin it so. Well, that's probably my little brother. Why are you guys always making this? Tell him to be quiet. Yeah. Okay, I have to be honest with you guys. I can't go to Canada without y'all. Like, I'm so serious. Like, I...

I'm not trying to change the subject or anything, but I really need you there. Like, I don't... I mean, tell me about it. I'm leaving for a while. Like, I don't even know what to do. Well, I FaceTime. I know, but I can't. Like, I'm going to become, like, I'm going to be, like, with people that I don't even know and, like, with my mom, and I'm going to have to become best friends with my mom, and I don't even... No, that's good. That's a good thing. Like, I can't do that.

Yes, you can. You'll be okay. No, I'm, like, and all my friends are going to move on from me. They're all going to. No, they're not. But that's how you feel, too. I feel like the audience will, but I don't think you guys are going to forget about me. I just, I don't know. I'm going to miss everybody so much. And, like, I'm scared that the guy that I'm talking to is going to find other girls and stuff. And, like, I'm. You're doing so. Nothing. You really ruined everything.

I did. Like, not a serious bone in your body. You're made of funny bones. Did I ruin the moment? You're made of funny bones. I just don't know what to do. I can't help it. I'm a joke. And, like, I'm so, like, I don't even know that I'm going to, like, like my co-stars and stuff. Like, I'm so scared. And it's going to be for a whole month. Like, a whole four weeks. A month goes by really quick. Yeah, not seven. It's okay.

I really don't want to go. Yeah, I know. And I understand. And I'm scared that I won't even like acting. I mean, but it's also really good for you to try it out. Like, you gotta figure it out first to see if you like it. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Are you okay? Me? Yes. I just don't know what to do when people cry. I know. And why... No way you're leaving, Kate. No, you won't. It's gonna be way too long.

No, there's, I still can't believe that. Like, I, there's no, I can't believe that. Like, you're like, I mean, I, like, I know I tell you this all the time, but I'm being so serious with you. You are like a second mom to me. Like, like, I am so serious. Like, I love you so much. Like, I, like, you don't understand. Like, you, you are like my, my second mom. Wait, what's wrong? I love you so much. I love you. It's okay. You'll be back before you know it.

Candice, I'm going to miss you and, like, talking to you. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's only a month. It's only a month, and then we'll see each other again. No, no, but you're leaving. No, I'm not. I know, but, like... I'm not leaving. Still. I'm not leaving. I'm going to miss you so much still. No, no, no, she's not leaving. I'm not leaving. I know, but still. No, I'm not leaving. I'm here. I'm right here. I know that. No, no, no, Kate's not going to London. I know that. I'm going to London with you. I know that.

But, like, I'm still gonna miss you this month. Oh, my goodness, honey. A month goes by so quick. And I'm gonna be wrapped up on your doorstep when you get home in a big present. No, like, actually, like, I don't even know. I'm gonna miss you, like, so, so much. You hate calling me every single day. I don't know. And, like, I'm gonna miss all my friends. And, like, this is, like, my last week until I leave. So, I'm like, oh, my gosh. This is, like, not gonna... This is not, like, gonna, like, be good because, like, I'm... Kate's part was the joke. I don't know. Because, like...

none of my friends are like, like want to hang out with me this week and stuff. And I'm just like scared. I don't know. You're going to go fulfill your dream though, Harper. And you figure out if you like it or not. If you do like it, then there you go. That's the start of your dream. No, it's okay. It's okay. No, no, no. Well, you obviously, we were trying to prank you. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I know. She obviously never believed that. Yeah.

We were trying to prank Harper that Kate was going to London. Kate, she obviously never believed it. What do you mean? I literally wrote this on my stomach for nothing.

I didn't even see that. No, okay, believe it or not, I know you're sad. We were trying to make Harper think Kate was going to London, but she obviously didn't believe that, and it backfired, and now Harper's actually sad about Harper's situation. I'm so sad. Well, you know what? Y'all were giving me so much heat. Like, for a second, I was like- Matt, shut up still, bro. Still, just shut up. Okay. Come here. No, you know that, like, a month will go by so fast. Do you?

Do you realize it's only been a month since homecoming? Yeah. Like, that was quick. I'm just, like, I don't understand. Like, y'all are, like, one of, like, my only friends. Like, no, actually, I'm not just trying to say that. Like, y'all are, like, some of my closest friends. And, like, I see y'all almost every day. And, like, I love y'all so much. Even Kinsey, like, I don't even know. I came to the wall. I came to the wall.

Sorry. No, it's understandable. I get it. I think you're just saying, I think she meant more so of like, I just met Kinsey, but I already feel like that close with her. Even Kinsey? No, it sounds weird. Even if it's coming to you, I even want her to. You said I gotta give Kinsey a hug after that one. Yeah. No, I love, like, I love all of y'all and I've gotten so close with all y'all so fast, even though y'all are like 20 and stuff and like, it's fine.

I just like, I just like don't even know. Like I'm closer with y'all than my normal friends. Yeah. And I, I tell Kate everything, like every single thing. Not everything. You wouldn't tell me something just like 20 minutes ago. Okay. Well, I'll end up telling you. Okay.

I don't know. I just, like, it's... I know. And I know that you're, like, scared to leave for a month. Yeah. But it'll go by so quick. And also, you are gonna... I know you're scared that you're not gonna make friends there, but you will. You're gonna have so much fun. You're gonna... You will have fun. And it's, like, Canada. It's a whole new place. And I know you're like, I'm gonna be with my mom the whole time and we're gonna fight. You guys are gonna have a great time together. And honestly, like...

It's such a once in a lifetime thing getting to just take a trip like that with just your mom and like your friends going to be flying out there to visit you and your dad and sister are going to come out there like it's going to go by so quick. Yeah, like it'll be and then guess what we're here right when you get back we're gonna be waiting for you.

and we're gonna pick every like literally it's gonna be like you never left that's why we filmed so many episodes to make sure that you were still in every single episode like you never left yeah like it's gonna go by so quick yeah guys so if you guys are wondering like this is probably coming out in like december and we're talking about like thanksgiving and stuff we're filming up for like

Literally two months of content where you're like filming every single day because Harper's leaving So if you're wondering why the dates are all off, that's why I'm so sorry I made you cry, Harper No, please don't be sorry I literally like I would cry about this either way like off the podcast or on like because I'm like I'm always here Not always here, but like it's school and then I come here every day and like I don't know like I I honestly love coming here every day Well, you know, you can like FaceTime us anytime. I'll answer. Yeah, Kate's gonna call you every day. I will

Yeah, I'm kind of sad our prank didn't work. And you kind of just... Man, she really got us. She's making me feel bad. I know. That's what we get for trying to prank Harper. No, I feel horrible. I feel terrible right now. Not about our joke. I just feel sad because... No, as soon as we started the joke, I knew Harper wasn't going to believe it. She's like, I'm not believing this. I was like, dang. I was trying to... I was like, I'm not going to believe this. I can't believe that. There's no way. I knew Kate wouldn't go up there by herself. I would never... I don't think there's any amount of money you could pay me. I don't know why we even thought that would work.

would work. Yeah, we should at least that I was going with you. There's not an amount of money you could pay me to make me leave my husband for six months. Because I could tell that it was like, it

it wasn't real because like Cash would usually try to make a joke out of it and like Maverick was doing that. Yeah, we kind of flipped roles. Normally when it's real, I'm the one making a joke and you're the one telling me to shut up. And we flipped it. We freaked out, okay? You know how we're trying to fake it? It was a flawed joke and it ended horribly. Maybe I didn't know how to act when it's fake and we flipped it. I'm so sorry. I love you so much.

I love you. And it's going to go by so quick. I'm kind of sad our joke didn't work. And guess what? You're going to do that, and then it's going to be Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then what? And then we have a tour. And, Harper, we feel the same way about you. Like, I've never had a little sister, but you're probably the closest thing I've ever had to a little sister. And...

Your little sister-in-law is looking at you like, what the frick, dude? My little... No. Yeah, I mean, that's Anna. Oh, my gosh. And Anna's not... Anna's, like, one year younger than me. But, like, I mean, like, for real, like, I mean, I've never had a little, like, a little sister. Our sister was older, so it was always, like, different. And...

I know obviously I know we are like like friends like in that type of way but I do look at you as like a little sister yeah and we are all like family I know and we're really sad that you're that we're like we're sad to see you leave but we're also like really excited for you to like try something new like it's we'll cut that part out like I mean we're back we might have had to cut something because somebody said something tiny bit out of pocket but we're back don't worry you only missed like two seconds

I don't know. No, and I think Harper, like, a month sounds so long. It really does. But it's not at all. Like, it's going by, like, time goes by so quick. And you know what's even worse? What? Like, everybody thinks I hate Kinsey. That is worse. That is worse. I'm not going to lie. All four of us are, like, on this side. Kinsey's, like, over there. I was like, there's no way for me to listen to that. And Harper was like, that one.

I asked Mav to come sit with me and he said, "Nah, fam." Come here, it's fine. I'll be an observer. - No, gosh, this looks so bad. - I know. I feel bad. - Okay, now what about me, guys? - I was like for you to leave. - No, no, Mav, you gotta stay. You gotta stay. - No. - No, you gotta stay. Everybody on the couch. - Here, you get next to her so she can give you a hug too. - Harper, we are gonna be very sad to see you leave. - Yeah. - You bring so much joy. - Not me, I'll smile and wave as the plane takes off.

And that's why you are not on the Blue Couch right now. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And you're gonna miss me. Hey, all her girls. No, guys, we're just one big happy family. Help! We're just a big happy family, guys. One big happy family. Oh, gosh. Big happy family. And we are, you and Harper are in the fire. It's gonna be sad to see you go. But if there was a time that I thought you were... What? Oh.

- Sorry. - There's not enough room up here. - I'm not even a baby child of the family. - Harper, since we met you, you've grown up so much. - Yeah.

I'll be honest, like, even, like, nine months ago, I'd have been like, no, Harper's not ready for that. Yeah. But you've grown into such a strong person that I think it's time for you to spread your wings. But she's spreading her wings to, like... It's time for you to go. It's time for you to fly all the way to Canada. You're spreading your wings to go to Canada? Ain't no way, ohm. Boy just said that. You literally were like... That was weird. You said, I see you as the little sister of...

Yeah, I said she's like a little sister to me. That's it. You said spread your wings and fly, little birdie. That's definitely different. No, no, it's time. No, what Maverick is trying to say, I'll translate. What? There's no translation needed. It was English. No, is that like...

It is such a good thing that you get to go and do this. Because it's something you have wanted to do forever. That's why you did theater in school. That's why you signed with an agency. You did all of this to get here and to go. Did we explain at all what she's even doing? We just keep saying, do this. Are we allowed to talk about it? She's in a movie. She's going to shoot a movie in Canada for a month. And that's, once again, why the dates are all out of whack. We shot this episode two months ago. No, her mom's educated.

Yeah, you do anyways This is like Harper's first like official acting role and it's definitely a little intimidating the fact that it's a movie and the fact that it's in Canada and it's such a big movie and then I'm missing Halloween and all the parties and it's okay like like honestly

you're gonna remember this halloween forever you will you're gonna be like i was 15 years old filming a movie especially because i don't think they celebrate halloween in canada so no i'm kidding i'm kidding that's a joke you're just gonna like you should just put your phone down on halloween and not look at it yeah yeah that's what i would recommend um

But yeah, I think that it's really intimidating, but it'll go by so quick. And you're going to be so busy. Like, honestly, you're going to be so busy that it won't even seem like a month. Yeah. Like, think about how busy. Okay, we get it. No, no, no. But like, think about how busy we've been this last month trying to like film. Yeah. You're going to be doing that, just a different version. Yeah. She's not crying anymore. She wants to stop crying. We got it. No, I'm trying to stop myself from crying, okay? Till next time, Harper.

Shut up. Till next time. But guys, also, I can't believe this prank backfired this bad. I really wanted to prank Harper and then be like, JK, Mav had the thing written on his stomach. We had it all planned out. We're all here, man. But it turns out Harper just caught on to our joke and made us all sad. Wait. What? This is the last podcast? This is it. Oh my gosh, you're just now catching on. No way. No way.

You don't track very well. Mav, fix your mic and stop touching it. The very next episode, so if this comes out on Wednesday, see us Saturday. If this comes out on Saturday, see us Wednesday. We're going to be like, woo! Yes, but it's going to be like she never left, and I probably will have another different hair color by then. Well, Mav just can't stop touching his mic, dude. He's like this. This is Mav. I have to control it for everybody. What do you mean?

It's fine. No, you need to relax. Push it out and leave it. Leave it there. Right there. Just leave it. I'll see y'all later. Peace out, bro. Talk to y'all. Let's go. Bye.