Kate's Must Watch Moments
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- Completely. - No, I remember. - Anyways, we were on a bus and there was one bathroom and it was like common courtesy, like you don't poop on the bus, like you just don't do that. And so I was like, I can't, like I have to poop so bad. And we were like at a venue, like the show was that day. And like fans were inside with like the early access tickets doing the meet and greet and stuff.

And so I was like, okay, fine. I'll just go in the venue. And so I was going into the venue and these girls knew who I was and I got like in conversation with them and they were like super sweet, like such sweet fans. And we got in conversation and I'm not even joking. 30 minutes. I'm sitting there. I'm like, are you squeezing your cheeks? Cheeks are being squeezed. Let's not say it like that. Just like this. Let's not, let's not, let's, let's.

Why do you do things like that? Voluntarily. Like no one asked you to do that. All the beers are gone. That's how hard they were being squeezed. So just imagine Kate doing that. I'm in this bathroom and like people are in and out and I'm just so jealous of all these people that are like getting to use the bathroom but I'm just like stuck in the conversation. Are you inside the bathroom or outside the bathroom? We were in the bathroom

bathroom and there are stalls. I'll tell you what, she's right. I've never been more jealous than when I have to use the bathroom and somebody else is getting to use it. That is when selfishness, greed, everything will come out. I like kept trying to like, I was, I didn't want to be rude. So I didn't want to just like stop talking to them, but I was like trying to wrap it up and then we'd get on another topic and it just wouldn't end. So finally I was just like, Hey, this has been great. But like, I really like, I'm literally about to poop my pants. Like I have to go. Did you tell them that? I did. And she was like, Oh my gosh. Yeah. It's like for sure. Totally.

really do your thing and I was like thank you I expected them to like leave the bathroom and maybe catch up with me later or something they waited outside my stall and it was just oh no we're listening to you people's like are you like waiting you're not using the bathroom this is what they heard hey can we get your oh my god

Imagine you know the awkward crack in the salt They're just looking like Looks like you're about done I kept waiting for them And I like oh my gosh If they see this I don't want them to think that I was mad Because I wasn't it was honestly funny and I still laugh About it but I was just so like I can't I can't poop with an audience You're a nervous pooper I am I can't do it with an audience So finally I just like stood in the stall Waiting for them to leave and they wouldn't leave And I was like okay

Never mind. And I like walked out and I had to like, I don't remember, but I remember like literally like five minutes later I was like, okay, I got to find somewhere else to poop now since I can't. And I literally walked up and down the streets because we were like in the city. She walked into McDonald's. And then she had to do it on the floor. Yeah.

And I found some weird market and they had a locked bathroom and they weren't letting me in. And I was like, no, listen, you gotta let me in. And they were like, I was like, please. I've been at some of those where they're like, oh, we don't have a bath. It's only for employees. I'm like, well, I'm gonna poop right here. Or you're gonna let me use the toilet. I guess we're employed today.

Yeah, but that was one I was like... And I got back to the bus because I remember after the venue, I was like, crap. So I went back to the bus and I told her mom. I was like, she waited outside the stall for me to poop. I didn't know what to do. I just couldn't. And so then she was like... I'm just imagining the silence. It was just so bad. The silence. They're just like, wait, do you hear the poop? They're like... I just, I don't... I don't hear none, Kate. You are lying to us, weren't you? You do have to poop, right? Yeah.

Wait, Kate, you still never said why you hate the episode. I hate this episode. You just went off and you were like, I hate that. I hate everything. I don't like she hates it. It just gave off a bad vibe. And then you just didn't answer. It gave off a terrible vibe. Because she has to be a man for this episode. And she hates men. Do you hate men? Do you hate men, Kate? No, I don't hate men. I heard you listen to those Taylor Swift songs. Tell us your claim. I feel like this episode, everyone's hostile and I don't like it.

No, it's giving off a bad vibe because of this rainbow chair. This rainbow chair does smell like cigarette smoke and bed bugs. So I don't really know what I'm sitting on. No, but Kate, why don't you like this episode? I just didn't like how I came upstairs, ready to film the podcast, and then my husband followed shortly after wearing one of my dresses. And it wasn't that dress. It was a lot tighter of a dress, and I didn't like it. And I said, that's not funny. You shouldn't wear that. The other dress did not...

compliment his features. We'll say that. They don't like how risque I dress as a female. You need to dress a little more modest. That's all I'm saying. It's just like, I don't know. You act like I'm an actual female wearing the dress. You looked like a naked mole rat in the other dress. It was bad. Literally, I was like, oh, that just looks wrong. Yeah, that's the joke. Dude shouldn't be wearing dresses. That's the joke. That's why it's funny when I wore it. It's just like,

I don't know. What's that girl's name? Sam? Sam Puckett. With the butter sock? Yeah. Yeah. The one that her mom actually forced her to act. Oh, Jeanette McCurdy? Jeanette McCurdy. Oh, Jeanette McCurdy. And she made a book, I'm Glad My Mom Died. Yeah, that was a crazy, that's a crazy book title. You haven't seen that? She's like smiling. She's holding ashes. She's like, I'm glad my mom died. And she's actually really, I listened to it. Great thumbnail. It was really good. I think it's good too.

And she like audio booked it. It was literally like listening to that was like listening to you just like having a conversation with her. It didn't sound like a podcast. Kate was ebooking it or whatever and I thought she was listening to a podcast because Jeanette was reading it herself. Yeah, it was really good. Kate, would you be okay with Cash kissing another girl on a movie for just three seconds? You gotta remember how much he's getting paid too. What about a million dollars? What the? It's a three second kiss. Nope. I'm not looking at anything. That tells you how much money Kate makes.

That she was fine with not- She was passing up a million dollars. No, that's- I always wondered how rich you guys were. Now I know. Matt, would you- Well, you're just gonna say yeah. No, would you? No. What? Would you let Kate kiss another guy? Oh, absolutely not. For a million? I genuinely don't even care if it was a billy. A billy? You're that rich? Oh my gosh! That's crazy!

You really wouldn't? No, a billion dollars, nothing. For a three second kiss? No. Y'all are crazy. Dead serious. Billion dollars. Ugly. He's like, this guy is like trash. Does he look like you? No, he's not trash. If she's kissing someone, he's going to be like freaking Jacob from Twilight. If he looks similar to Mav, then sure. What? Oh, that was really mean and you should apologize to your brother right now. Please forgive me.

I can't believe you remember that. I've seen all the movies. Really? Yeah. Have you guys ever seen Planet of the Apes? Apparently this is how apes forgive each other. Everything's my fault around here. All the time. What was it the other day? Wait, hold on. Some random thing. And it was my fault. What was that? Oh. Oh, I forgot. The chocolate in our white carpet. Oh, yeah.

- Oh yeah, okay. - No, nothing shot into my carpet. I'm thinking there was liquid across like our whole house for some reason. - There was this sticky substance. I, okay. - Which I pointed it out. I found this sticky substance. - I left in the morning at like 8:00 AM and I didn't get back until probably like nine, 10 o'clock at night. Like I was gone all day. When I left, the sticky substance was not there. And when I got back. - We believe it was not there. Just to clarify. - Okay, I will say, 'cause I was here for both sides of it.

Kate's gone. Me and Matt are home. And Matt's like, what is this stuff all over the floor? We're walking in. I literally saw it in the glimmer in the sun. And I was like, uh-oh. There's a sticky spot on the floor. We got to clean that up before Kate gets home. Whatever that is. And then we start looking and we're like, it's everywhere. Matt was going to start cleaning up. And I said, don't clean it up. Because Kate's just going to want to re-clean it. And you're not going to clean it right. And Kate's going to want to redo it.

So I was like, so just leave it, and Kate can just do it however she feels is right. Because Kate gets angry if we try to clean stuff. Well, so just re-clean it. I appreciate the effort. It's just nobody can do it to my standard. Wait, what were you going to say? Go ahead, finish the story. And then Kate comes home, and I'm like, Kate, look at all this sticky stuff. And she was like, I can't believe Mav did this. That was just the first thing she said. I was like, whoa, we don't even know what it is yet. Well, I really...

I still believe it was you. I don't know how you did it, but you were the only one who could have done it, Maverick. What does that even mean? That it's just a matter of time. You're the only one that has that talent. I was gone the whole time before. I got home from dancing, came straight up the stairs, went to bed, woke up, walked out on the porch, walked back in, and I go, there's sticky stuff all over this house. So what do you think it was? I think it happened days earlier, and we just didn't notice. You know who has real anger issues here? I'll be real. Like...

Not like, like wouldn't expect them to like hit someone, but if like there's a door getting slammed in the house. See him trying to deflect right now. No. Okay. I'll listen. I'll be the median here. All right. Cause I'm honest. You know what I'm saying? I'm the middle ground. Maverick is the most likely to hit someone. I'll take that.

Yeah, I'll take that. Really? You'll take that? Oh, I agree. Like once I'm mad, it's not that I'm out of control. It's that I don't care. So I'm going to hit you. That's gone out of control. But anyways. No, I'm very much in control. I'm hitting you. Mav is most likely to hit someone or damage your property. Like. I don't really damage property. No, no, no. Not on accident like slamming a door. I mean like grabbing your TV and smashing it. I don't do that. But I feel like you

I feel like you would. No, I have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt is the most likely to cause damage to you or something you hold dear. Like, he's not going to just, like, break something you don't like. He's going to take something that he knows you like and break it. And... Yeah. And Kate is definitely most likely to slam a door.

Or slam a door. What else? Scream like... Yeah. Well, yeah. Maybe raise the voice and yell. What am I most likely to do? You? That's what would cause the problem. Yeah. What am I most likely to do? Have a lot of attitude. Oh, so much toot. It's all there. Attitude is crazy. What do you mean attitude? What do I mean? I mean...

R-E-S-P-E-C. I can't spell. Respect. That's the word I was trying to spell. Wait, what? The lack thereof. Of respect? Yeah. Ha ha ha!

We just hear mom over the corner go, mm-hmm. I'm having a crisis because I'm actually about to be 20. What is it with the lipstick thing? You're just always playing with it. You can't ever set it down. It's the weirdest thing. I know. I like fiddling. Kate has been having a crisis. The amount of times, you know, she said something. At least like once a day I say it. She said something today. I won't say what it was, but she said, but I don't want to tell my parents. I was like, you're almost 20 years old. You don't got to tell. It was like a stupid thing. And she's like,

No, I'm only 19. I was like, yeah, okay, well, you're almost 20. She's like, no. I'm 19. She can't accept the fact that she's almost 20. You say 20 teen. I'm literally gonna, I don't know. I don't like thinking about it. I like being a teenage girl. What does that mean? I just like being a teenage girl. No, I just like being able to say, when I hit a curb, I can say, sorry, I'm just a teenage girl.

When our bumper hits something, sorry, I'm just a teenage girl. Like, you can't get mad at me for being a teenage girl. No, they're mad at you for hitting the curb. They're not mad at the age. You only have 10 more years of good years of your life. He only has seven. That's really sad to say. That's a terrible thing. Harper, I'm 27. You have three more good years of your life. That's not true, first of all. I mean, I've been telling my friends, once you're 30, you're over. No, I'm peaking at 30. What are you talking about? I'm asking all my friends.

I'm peaking at 30. They literally had to cancel Playlist. Why? He's gone. You would love Playlist. You would have ate Playlist. Oh my gosh, you would love Playlist. It was literally like creators show up and fans buy tickets and it's just at a hotel and

You spend the whole weekend hanging out with your fans, hanging out with creators. And just in a hotel. And then at night, they would host these creator parties. They rented out Universal Studios. They rented out Universal for us. So it was after hours, after 11, and we were all there. It was just creators, no fans. So it was just you and your friends.

and like like other creators and you're just filming content universal and doing stuff one year they did like a giant water park so there's no one it's like the whole universal studios there's just like no lines no rules do whatever you want like it's so fun they stopped doing it though because people weren't buying like fans i don't think i don't think fans are buying tickets like we went we went in tickets were expensive we went in 2022 which was the last year that was the only year i went but that was last year they did it and like even then i could just tell that like

the amount of fans compared to what I saw y'all go to in like 2019, 2020, or maybe not 2020, but like 2018, 2019, it was not the same. - No, you know what's actually so brutal and I actually just realized that? When I was in school, I don't know if it was like this for you, but like especially in elementary school 'cause you know your parents put money into your lunch account and then you go through the line, you buy your lunch. Well, if you didn't have money, enough money,

to um look at my i'm trying to check the time now you have to be out of here at seven minutes anyways if you didn't have enough money you would like get through the line you'd get all the food you want and then you'd get to the end to check out

And if you didn't have money, they would take your tray out of your hand and they'd give you another tray with a grilled cheese, which wasn't a grilled cheese. It was two pieces of bread with a cold piece of cheese in the middle. What the? And they didn't cook it. And then they gave you like a rotting apple. But the way they took, I remember the way these lunch ladies took these trays. Like you got it loaded up. You got like all the goods on here and they snatch it away from you. And they're like, no. And it was actually so pathetic. Yeah.

And I actually now I'm thinking like what about those kids who like that was the food that they got. Imagine we went to school as the lunch ladies. I don't know how to cook. There has to be some kind of volunteer program we can do. There's gotta be some way we can do that. And then just like. I want to be the one to rip away the trash. Mine. I took my parents car a lot. Stole.

I didn't have permission and I didn't have a license. She took GTA to a new level. Y'all boys playing GTA at home on an Xbox? It was a Mazda CX-9. Calm down. What type of a car? It doesn't matter. Don't worry, officer. It was a Mazda. Never mind. You're all good. No, okay, but my friend and I

We like took, I didn't have a license and like my parents, you know, would go to work during the day, during the summer. Yeah. Most parents go to work during the summer. Yeah. And so I went to her house and picked her up middle of the day. I went to her house and I picked her up and we drove like 30 minutes away to the, um, we don't have a beach near us. How old are you?

15. I might have had a permit. Maybe. Oh, Kate was taking her car so young. I was driving at 14 without a license or a permit. You would take the car at 14? Yeah. And I would like... That's confidence. I would have never done that. I would not have done that. Never. Never. At 14. You can't steal the car?

- I was driving a 14. I went still in it though. - Yeah. - Mom! - But you scratched that thing. - Can I? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - At least let me practice in the driveway. - I got in so much trouble. - Actually? - No you didn't. - Yeah, and I... - You didn't get in trouble, Kate. You never got caught. Wait, did you get caught?

For stealing the car? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Continue telling Harper about your story about how to steal a car and not get caught. Not that Harper needs to know this. No. Wait, do your parents know now? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Are you in trouble? Harper, sit down. You got to put the mic on. I think my dad kind of realized because when you take a car and you drive 30 minutes away and 30 minutes back,

the gas is not where he left it at, you know? So it's like, obviously someone was driving this car and it wasn't me. You didn't at least fill it up after you stole it? I didn't have no gas.

That's crazy. That's actually you first of all most people that's not polite filling back up Not polite to just leave the car on e yeah, and second of all very stupid way to get caught I didn't think about that. I did not think about how the gas thing would like go down Can you you can tell I was not actually a driver last minute? I decided that I was just gonna give you guys a one-woman performance starting now. Oh My gosh Barry. I can't believe we've been together for almost a year. Oh

I know sweetheart. It's crazy time flies when you're having fun. What do you think we should do for our one year? How about, how about I take you to Nordstrom Rack and we can get you a good, good, good, good, get you a good little gift. Barry, you really know how to woo a girl. Cut to the next day at Nordstrom Rack. Hi, welcome to Nordstrom Rack. How can I help you? See this pretty lady right here? Yeah, me and her celebrating one whole year.

Oh, Barry, you don't need to flex like that to everybody we meet. Shh, baby girl, I sure do, I sure do. Look at you, a dime. Oh, Barry, what can I help y'all with today? Well, I don't actually know what I'm looking for. But maybe you could help us? Yeah, follow me. Barry watches her walk away. Barry, what's that look going on about? Nothing, I was just looking at you, sweetheart. Oh.

Okay. Okay. Over here is our sale rack. We'll find everything you could ever need at Nordstrom. Well, thank you, dar. Yeah, thanks. They bought my gift. Oh, wait. I don't really know what happens next. I didn't plan this far in advance. So, we'll cut to the next scene. Barry, I've been loving my gift you bought for me at Nordstrom Rack. I knew you would, sweetheart. I knew you would.

Now, what the main character doesn't know is that after they left Nordstrom Rack, Barry went back to Nordstrom Rack to get the employee's contact information because he thought she was a pretty girl. They've been texting ever since. Who's texting you, Barry? Oh, nobody. It's really, it's nobody, nobody. Oh, well, if that's the case. Hello? Hello?

Hey, Barry, it's Shelby from Nordstrom Rack. I know you remember me. You came back yesterday to get my information because you thought I was pretty. Hey, no, it's not really a good time, to be honest. So I'm going to let you go. Who was that, Barry? Who was that? It was just the Nordstrom Rack employee. Why in the world is the Nordstrom Rack employee calling

It's not like that. It's just not like that. I figured that she could get us a discount. You know, when we hit our two-year anniversary, she'll get us a discount there. Oh, Barry, you're so sweet always thinking of me like that. Yeah, babe, I got you. I know what you like, okay? Don't try to look at my phone, though. Barry, I fully trust you. I would not try to look at your phone.

Cut to the next scene. They're in a McDonald's parking lot. It's a McDonald's and a 7-Eleven gas station combined, so they're pumping gas and eating McDonald's. Except Barry is sitting in the front seat of his car with the Nordstrom Rack employee when the main character comes in to McDonald's and sees her boyfriend's car at the gas pump. Oh, yes, I'll just take a McChicken. That's it, just a McChicken.

Thank you so much. Okay, I'm gonna go now. Go out to my car. You know, Shelby, I don't mind sneaking around with you like this. This is the best of both worlds. I get you and I get my homegirl from day one. It works out. Yeah, so honestly, that's what I wanted to talk to you about is this can't keep happening.

if you're still with her so let's figure something out okay? okay. Barry! Duck! Duck! Get down! Hey! Hey sweetheart! I was just thinking about you. What in the world was the Nordstrom Rack employee doing in the front seat of your car? You see I was actually talking about I was talking about you to her. That's what was going on here okay?

Okay. Now listen, listen. You remember how you was saying you need a job? No, Barry, I have a job. I've had a job for the last two years. You're the one who needs a job. You've been bombing off me ever since. You know times are hard right now. You know that. I'm five years old. They kicked me out. What the freak do you want me to do about that, huh? I've applied, but they all say that they're too busy in my prison record. They can't hire me because of the prison record, and you know that. Well, maybe you shouldn't have stole a car to be...

You just wanted to kiss a girl! You were just going to meet her to kiss a girl! If I could insert myself in this... Not now! Okay, not now! Barry, listen. You gotta get a job, okay? And it is not gonna be at Nordstrom Rack with that girl! I don't know how we're gonna move past this. I know how we can move past it. How's that? I'll take you to your favorite store, Nordstrom Rack. What? What did you just say?

Nordstrom Rack, you left that place. I did left that place until I found out you were making gas station runs with her! The Nordstrom Rack employee, that's not very loving of you. Well, what do you expect from me? I was trying to help you, I was trying to get you a sale! I was trying to get your favorite stuff on sale! You weren't thinking except for putting your mouth on her mouth! That's all you were trying to do! You weren't thinking of me, Barry! You don't know that!

I actually can confirm that he was trying to put his mouth on mine but I stopped him because I knew he had a girlfriend. I'm so hurt! I would just like to give my sincerest apology, okay? I did not mean for any of this to happen. Oh, shut your yapper! You're just running your mouth just to hear your voice.

No, no, seriously. I actually... Now that I am the other woman, I was in a situation where I wasn't the other woman, I was the main woman, and I found out about the other woman, and I was very hurt. So I know exactly how you're feeling right now. You do? Yes, I know exactly how you feel. To walk out of a McDonald's slash 7-Eleven and see your boyfriend in the front seat of his car with a Nordstrom Rack employee, that hurts. Yeah, it does hurt a lot. I just...

I just don't understand how you got to be in this situation. Let me tell you a little story time, okay? I'm all ears right now. If I don't listen, I'm going to be yelling at somebody, so I'll listen to you. Way back when, when, way back when, when, I got a job.

at an ice cream shop and then I got fired from the ice cream shop, okay? And my, at the time, boyfriend was not very supportive of me, okay? And that is when I walked out of a McDonald's and saw him in the front seat of his car with a Nordstrom Rack employee, okay? I was in the same situation that you are right now. You have to understand. Go on. Well, when I found out that this girl worked at Nordstrom Rack, I decided that I was going to go apply at the same Nordstrom Rack and work with her.

Why would you do that? I would never, ever, ever want to work with you after what you've, what was going on here. Let me finish, okay? I knew that if I got a job at this Nordstrom Rack, I could get my revenge. I knew it was going to play out like that, okay? So what did you do? I'm on the edge of my seat. What did you do once you got the job at the Nordstrom Rack with the same girl that your boyfriend cheated on you with? What'd you do after that? Just for research purposes, like no, no specific reason. It's not like I'm going to be doing the same thing.

Totally understandable. I know that I would never think, I would not even think you would do something like this, but the reason I got the job at Nordstrom was to make this girl's life miserable for as long as I could, okay? She would clean up an aisle, I would knock all the clothes back over, and then I'd run away so she didn't know who did it, and she'd have to pick up the clothes again. She would clock into work, I'd take her little card, and I'd clock her back out so she wouldn't get paid for the day. I just wanted to make her life miserable, okay?

That's what I wanted to do. I was making messes everywhere. I was eating her food in the break room. Half the time I didn't eat it, I just took it out of the fridge and threw it away so she didn't have lunch that day. That's exactly why I got the job at North Shore Records to just do things like that. Oh, this is all very insightful knowledge, you know. It's good to know. Barry, what do you think about all this, huh? What do you think about her being cheated on and now being the other woman?

I'm gonna be honest, I think it's kind of a sleazy thing for you to do, you know? That's not very cool, you know? Yeah. Well, hold up, mister. Let's not forget that you were the one in this relationship cheating. Like, let's not jump ahead of ourselves. Well, yes, yes. I know, I know. And I just, I can't, I truly can't imagine how this other guy felt. Her current boyfriend, you know? I don't know how he could have felt. Or her ex-boyfriend, I mean.

I don't know how he could have felt when he got caught in that predicament. It's a really unfortunate predicament to get caught in. Are you out of your mind, Barry?

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I just knocked something over. Well, if you want, I can give him, if you want, I can give you his phone number and you can reach out to him and see how he's been handling all of this. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you, why don't you give me that phone number and I'll reach out to him and see how he's handling, you know, that situation just because no specific reason. But you know, I am finding myself in a very similar predicament right now and I just don't know exactly where to go from here. So having another man's insight on this would be very, would be very helpful, you know?

Okay, well, I'm going to leave this McDonald's slash 7-Eleven parking lot now. And I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm going to go somewhere far, probably to the Target across the street, because that's all I can think about right now. But would you like to come with me and we can just talk about more things that you did to the other woman? Oh, my gosh, of course. I would love to just help you heal from this process. Like, I know it's so draining to just find out something like this, you know? Like, I only wish that there was somebody that could have helped me heal.

When I was in that situation, you know? Yeah, that'd be really nice. The two girls leave and go to Target. And then Barry gets on the phone with that other dude. Brr, brr.

Hey. Yeah, man, this is Barry. Yep, yep, the one you've been texting. Listen, I just wanted to have a conversation about a predicament I found myself in a while ago. I just heard that you were in the same predicament. I just needed to know your insight, you know. How did you handle your girl catching you in the car with another girl? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. So you didn't end up with either of them? Really? Yeah.

You just broke up with them both? Oh, and now you're homeless. Man, well, I don't want that to be me. I don't want to be homeless just because I cheated on my girlfriend. Yeah. Well, my sincerest condolences go out to you. You know, I hope you can get off the streets soon. And this is a life lesson for me, you know? I will never get caught cheating on my girlfriend again. Yeah. All right, bye-bye now. End scene.

That was a lot, you guys. That was a lot. And I really just hope I got the storyline across. All right, Kay, what word were you not allowed to say? Y'all aren't going to believe me. Okay. What is it, like jellyfish? Pineapple? What? No, this word was actually very specific and not allowed in my household at all.

You know, like when you're mimicking the waves? You're like, whoosh, whoosh. My mom did not like that. Wait, what? Whoosh. You cannot, don't say it. Oh, I'm going to say whoosh in front of your mom as soon as I see her. You cannot say whoosh. I'm going to be like, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. No, she hates it. What? The word whoosh? Yeah, growing up you couldn't say it. You're kidding. I don't understand. What's bad about whoosh? Everybody go up to your mom right now and say whoosh.

Say it. Say it. Wooshy wooshy. Like you're mimicking the waves. Be like woosh. Wooshy wooshy. What's that? Wooshy wooshy wooshy. Wooshy wooshy. See how long it takes before your mom bands the word. I'm probably going to say this wrong. C-H-E-U-G-Y. Chuggy. Chuggy? Chuggy. Is it chuggy? It's like cringey. Wait, yeah, that's one. You've heard of that? Oh, yeah. Chuggy. Joel, you've heard of chuggy?

No, that sounds so weird. I say that all the time. You know how Southern girls will wear big blingy turquoise jewelry and stuff like that? A lot of people will say, oh, that's so choogy. Like on their pants? No, that's not what it says. They'll say fashion statements are choogy. It's so choogy. Monogram cups, people say they're choogy.

Like cheesy. Yeah, see, even Harper's like, no. Well, okay, no, no, no. Hey, it's cool. You used to be, you used to know these things. You're getting old, Kate. Is it not that? Kate, you're old. Just accept it. I'm only 19. Look at you, little grandma with your blanket. I mean, she has an idea of it. Yeah, it's like, like, anything that grosses you or cringes you out is choogy. It's like, it's like, like, it's like, um, oh, like, if you're emo, that's so choogy. Or, oh, if you do your curls and straighten them at the end, that's choogy. Like stuff from the 2000s? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's what it says. That's literally what I was saying. You know, you were like saying girls that wear Western clothes. No, that's literally on TikTok. That's all I've seen is people slandering Western fashion. Like wearing bell bottoms and stuff like that. Well, that's all I've seen on TikTok. You know when the recliner starts wigging out? That's when Kate's asleep. No cap? Yeah. No cap, a low key when Kate starts wigging out. She literally does that when she starts falling asleep. Right when she's like sleeping. This is what she does.

Everyone does that, bro. Wigging out. Okay, Joe. Didn't mean to hit a soft spot. Everyone does that. Freaks out when they're falling asleep. Clearly, Joe does. Well, you wouldn't know. Bro, Joe's wigging out over here. Because you're not like falling asleep with your wife every night. That's what I'm saying.

You don't know you're like sleeping with someone every night that that happens though no like that's not Cash does you don't do that wait you he doesn't do that to you you said no I guess I twitch But you know what cash does hmm enlighten me cash doesn't twitch he starts going holding his breath. He goes oh

And then he farts. That's just... But he's, like, halfway unconscious? He, like, pushes a fart out. Oh. He's unconscious, though? Yes, he's, like, asleep, and he's like...

I gotta air out before I'm falling asleep. Dang, man. You've been funny in your sleep. No, Joe. And I'll be like awake and he does it and I'm like literally suffocating. I'm like... What are you doing? Nothing. Y'all are doing something bad. I heard someone say my name. It wasn't me. It was him. Well, I guess, Kate, I'm glad you twitch and you don't fart when you're sleeping. Yeah. Twitching's a better side effect to sleep than farting. My brother, he got bit by a raccoon one time.

He deserved it. But... What the? Wow. He deserved rabies? No, he deserved getting bit because he... Don't say what he did to the raccoon. I feel like he did something bad. I think he did something bad. What did he do to the raccoon? Well, he was... Where has your brother been these days? This is my oldest brother, the one at college. Okay. Yeah, what did he do to the raccoon? Oh.

One night, him and his friends saw a raccoon and they were like, hey, catch that raccoon. And my brother's like, okay. Catch the coon. Catch the raccoon. Why do you tell the story so monotone? You're like, and they saw. Wait, is that bad? Why do you look at me like that? Me? I know what you're thinking. You're like, and they saw. She doesn't know that that would be bad. She doesn't. And they saw the coon. And they were like, hey, catch that. Okay, I'll start. I'll start. What?

What is she saying? I don't know. The only reference I know is that in Forrest Gump, they said when they tried to desegregate the schools, they said there's coons trying to get in. Oh, like black people? Yeah, you can't say that. Yeah, they said that in Forrest Gump. And he was like, oh, when my mom said there's coons out there, I just sweep them away. He didn't understand. Wait, no. Coons is like slang for raccoons.

No, it's slain for something else, bud. Well, it's also slain for... Like, when you go coon hunting or coon dog. Yeah, you say coon hunting, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Coon hunting, a coon dog. There are different kinds of coon hunting. A coon dog. We can't talk about this anymore. This is all probably getting cut. No, it's not. What? Go. Anyways, so they were like, oh, catch the raccoon. And he was like, I got you. So he chases the raccoon and he picks it up. And, you know, obviously the raccoon is not very happy that he was picked up by a man. Right. So...

Like, that's fair. So he's like looking at it and he's kind of, you know, taunting it. He was like, oh, look, I got you, raccoon. You weren't quick enough. And the raccoon...

self-defense bit my brother in his face no on his like armor like i don't even know so my brother got mad and he was like you stupid raccoon and he started slapping the raccoon bro this sounds like freaking looney tunes right now yeah and so then and then the raccoon got even more mad and he let him blew him up with dynamite he let he let the the poor guy are you making my

on your phone or what? But because he got bit by a raccoon, he had to go start getting rabies shots just in case. Because you have to get the shots before to prevent it. Oh, really? Well, if you get bit by wild animals like that, you're supposed to go get rabies if they carry rabies. So you get the shot before and it'll like...

prevent it because you know like you said once you have rabies oh yes oh yeah when i got my dog bite i had to get that shot yeah usually and usually if you go to like the emergency room with like any animal bite they give you rabies shots yep because like you said if you get it you're gone i got an ick what's your ick when a guy can't open a jar like he's struggling to like just open it

- I can't close my toes. - Don't struggle, just like open it. - So you don't like it when men struggle? - I don't like when you struggle opening a jar of jelly. - We don't like when you have mental breakdowns. - Yo, she's about to send every dude to the gym right now.

Every dude is a convention membership. Yeah, they're going to be doing those hand things. They're going to be like, I must have strong hands. Must. Will not be a dick. Every time I look at Harper lately, she literally looks grown. And it's kind of sad. Well, she's not five. Well, no, but she just like. What about me? You never tell me I look grown. I mean, you are. You usually dress like a five-year-old. Freaking out in the ice bath right now. Nobody ever tells me that. No, but she is so tall looking now. Like, you look like an actual. You never tell me I look tall.

I don't even know how your compliments are coming off. You're tall looking. What does that even mean? She looks so much taller than she did a year ago. Why are you saying that to Harper? Don't talk to Harper like that. Kate, you're very tall looking. Imagine I looked at you right now and just said, Kate, you're just so grown and big and tall. You're such a big girl. You're a big Martha. You're just a big, tall looking girl.

- Oh! - Could be a line banger. - What? - That's mean. - What'd you do? - I didn't say that. I'm saying that Harper, when we started filming this podcast, she like... - I was four foot six. - Yes, and the nicest way, she was built like literally a nine year old. And now you actually look at her. - Now she's built like a 10 year old. - No, now that, yeah. - Yay! - No, I'm not joking. I have the bone age. - The age to year. - Shut up, I have the bone age of a 12 year old. - I was looking at a bird yesterday though,

And like obviously animals that aren't around people don't think in English. Like they have to have their own like brain function. But I just want to know what it sounds like to be inside like an animal's head. That's true. Like an animal is thinking something. But what are they thinking? It's thinking about now. It's not, it's very, they're not conscious. Yeah, but like say he's thinking about, I want to go, a bird's like, I'm going to go eat that worm. But is he like thinking that in his head? Or is he just like. No, it sees it. It goes down and gets it.

But he obviously is thinking about the future. Like, when they're pregnant, they literally make a nest.

- Yeah, yeah. - How do they find out they're pregnant? - Squirrels store up nuts for the winter. - I don't really think it's that they're thinking about it, I think it's just like their program. - It's just their thing. It's their adaptation. - Yeah, like it's in their DNA to do it. - Yeah, like no one, I don't think a grandpa squirrel taught the daughter squirrel. - Like, as babies, we're not thinking about how we're gonna walk, it just happens. - They're just designed to do it. Like, I think if you took that squirrel and you put it in a place, in a habitat, where it doesn't need to hibernate, it would still-- - Okay. - It would still-- - Then explain to me this.

Do parrots think in English? I think parrots think in whatever. Parrots just say random things. Yeah, I think parrots literally just mock the words they hear. Parrots think like babies. Yeah, and they see patterns. They listen to their parents. Parrots know languages.

Think about that. No. Yes, they do. They can have a conversation with you. Well, I think it's not that they understand what's being said. I think that they hear it and they can mimic it. They don't understand if you say, stop talking. They just hear, stop talking. They can't process what that actually means. Polymer cracker. You think that's true? Yeah. Do I look like a zoologist? I don't know. Yeah. Is that true? I'm, like, very educated. What do you mean, man? All that guy was Google. This guy, our whole lives growing up, all he did was watch Animal Planet. I feel like you know. What the...

Like, anytime it was Mav's turn to pick a show, Animal Planet, let's watch the penguins. Did you really? Yes, and it was just these penguins. And Discovery Channel. Yeah, and Discovery. These penguins have traveled 800 miles across Antarctica. This rock was transported here from Egypt because it has...

sand on it that could not have been and me and lanny were just sitting there wanting to watch like i carly we were like oh my god no we gotta show this kate you show him kate i'm not show it i'm not show it what is it you guys gotta see this i made a discovery just like the discovery channel oh we're gonna get you a tv show yeah and and guess what

Kate's pinky. No. Her pinky is just as long as her index toe. What the? Huh? Is that a good thing? No, it's really weird. Show him, show him. He thinks that my toe next to my big toe is my second toe. He thinks it's unnecessarily long. And I don't know what it's called, so I'm calling it the index toe. The index toe? This is my pinky, and this is my toe. And he's like, they're the same size. Wait, does it look like it from right there? I can't see it.

Oh, girl. You gotta get that checked. I can't tell. Look, okay, let's just put all my other toes down. Well, don't flip us off with your toe. That's how long my toe is. It's a long toe. And then when you put it up to my pinky, can you tell? I don't know. Tell me that's not the same size.

No, not really. Yeah, I didn't think so either. Cash is delusional. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all don't think that's crazy? What? You know what I think is crazy? That you shamed your wife. What the? Yeah. It's not a shame. No, you are. It's attractive. I like feet. No, you should not shame your wife like that. Yeah. No one else is actually- Trying to publicly shame her. The only person who's ever made fun of my abnormally long second toe is your father.

Yeah, my father does make fun of her feet. Kate, are you mad at Netflix? I'm furious, actually. Netflix, I have something to say. I'm not a Nickelodeon. I think we all are, but that's besides the point. I'm mad because all of a sudden, Netflix started doing that stupid one household thing. So, like, I've been on my parents' Netflix since I was, like, 12, and I have, like, crafted my Netflix profile. Like, everything is so perfect. It's, like, my recommended is always spot on. And then they were like, you don't live in this house anymore, so you gotta get your own.

So you're mad that you were... I'm mad that I have to pay for my own for one when my mom was paying for it for me. Okay, so Kate's mad that she was scamming Netflix and it caught her.

You were a scammer? Scammer gets scammed! I wish I could have at least just like transferred my profile over so that I could have kept all my shows and my recommendations and like I love when I watch like a whole series like I've watched like thousands of hours of TV shows since I was like 12 when we got it and they all had like the little red line. I loved that. Now when I go to Gilmore Girls it looks like I've never seen the show before. I thought I knew this my whole life but apparently I'm confused.

Is a double chin when you have like the double thing right here? No. Or is it when you have this thing? I have a butt chin. Yeah, that's a butt chin. Do I have a butt chin? That's crazy. My whole life I thought this thing was double chin. Until like just the other day I heard someone say I have a double chin when they did that. And I was like, huh?

- Yeah, my sister had a little butt chin and I used to make fun of her and she'd cry. I was like, "You got a butt chin?" - No, butt chins are good for a solo. - You're such a bully. - Dang, that's crazy. - You are the biggest bully I've ever heard of. - I remember one time in the car, I was with my mom and my sister, and I had been most certainly harassing my sister in some way. Sorry, Anna. And my mom was like, "Kate!" She was fed up with me this day. She was like, "Kate!

"What happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little girl." And I was like- - That's what your mom said? - Yeah, that hit me. - She said, "Yeah, mom, now I'm in a gang." - That hit me so hard, I was like, "Dang."

And then you continued to bully. Yeah. I ordered like an $8 universal remote and it said, this is how you pair it to your TV. I didn't have to do anything with the TV. I just pressed a button on the remote and it connected to my TV right there. No shot. Swear. Wait, hold up. I didn't know there was universal remote. I didn't have to do anything. What? You didn't know there was such a thing as a universal remote? I did not know. I thought you always had to buy a remote to the specific thing. That's crazy actually. I wonder if the fish can hear me.

No. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get a universal remote for my, uh, you know when you go on flights and there's a TV in front of you? Yeah. Connected to that. It doesn't work with that. Why would it not? You just said it's universal. That doesn't even have an RMI signal. That's a TV. That's a TV. It's not gonna work. Why would it not? Because it just doesn't even have... Okay, answer me this. Would it connect to this? Yes. Well, it depends. But it won't connect to a mini TV. It's not a TV.

What do you mean it's not a TV? It's a chair. It's like an iPad thing. It's not a TV. It doesn't have an RFI signal or whatever. Oh, you're right. He just made that up. It's literally like a tablet. No, it has to have the thing to pick up the signal. Cash, sometimes when we're laying in bed, his arm will start to cover my face if we're cuddling, and I start to panic because I start losing oxygen. And he's like...

You have to stop panicking. You can't panic like this, and I can't help it. I do. I'm trying to teach her not to panic. So when we lay in bed, I just get her in an uncomfortable... Actually, sorry. It's a very comfortable position, but I just don't let her move. She starts freaking out, like panicking. She's like, let me out! Let me out! Let me out! And she starts panicking. Why are you doing that to her? Please go in the trash. I'm trying to get her over the fear. You know what I'm saying? What? No, going in the trash can will make you feel... I watch. This is what we do. I'm scared.

So I get her like this, like we're just laying down, right? We're laying down like this. And I'll just do this. You'll hug her? Yeah. Now try to get out. And then she normally freaks out. Try to get out. She freaks out. And then I'll just hold her like this. And then she tries to move. Yeah, and it's usually when I start trying to get out that I start to get out. And then as soon as she tries to move but she realizes she can't move, she freaks out. And I'm like, okay, we practice. Stay calm. You stay calm. And she's like, okay, guys, I don't know what I'm doing.

- Yeah. - Not once has she stayed calm yet. - I can't, I can't help it. I'm a spaz. - You don't like, you claustrophobic? - No, definitely. - Yeah, she is, and that's why, no, she is. - Should we do a claustrophobic video on the club? - No, let's not. - Yes! - I know, okay, let's test if you're claustrophobic. Get on the ground and I'll lay on you. - No, no, no, I know I'm not claustrophobic, but one time when I was little, which I think is where I discovered my like, you know, freak out. - Your claustrophobism? - No, my sister was like, "Oh, let's like put each other in the suitcase."

And so we put each other in the suitcase and I flipped and I was little. My dating advice would be if you are 15 years old and you've been trying to date the same guy for like a year and a half and he keeps just like on and off with you and he's like, I want to date you, but I can't because I signed a contract with my brother and the contract doesn't actually exist. I'm just gaslighting you into thinking there's a contract that we can't date. And then he comes back to you every other week and he was like, I miss you so much. And then you go to a party one night and you're hanging out with all your friends and then he starts texting you. I miss you while you're at this party and you're having a grand old time and then you start feeling guilty. So you leave him on read.

And then you all come back together a couple months later, and then you all are on and off again for the longest time. And then finally he decides to want to date. Don't put yourself through that.

Just wait until he decides he's ready to date. Because otherwise, if you put yourself through that, you might end up dating the guy that is, you know, one of the biggest podcasters in the world, has an amazing music career, and has an amazing brother, honestly. I would hate for that to happen to me. Yeah, so you don't want to date that guy. Yeah, don't. Whatever Kay said, if you ever find him. You don't want to date the guy that takes you and marries you and brings you up out of poverty into our life. Oh, my gosh. Hey, wait.

Wait, did I live in poverty? Keep it on the low. You always say you did. No, she lived in a great, nice place. But she was like, no, you don't understand. I thought I was poor growing up because I didn't have hardwood floors. I had carpet. That's because I grew up in a wealthy area. She felt like she lived in poverty. We know you grew up in a wealthy area. So we brought you out. We got you hardwood floors. We got you into the hardwood floor type of house. Do you remember when we went camping and your dad had to come pick us up and we...

I felt so. Did you overheat the scooter? No, we were, we were camping. You weren't with us. We ran out of battery. I think all three of us were on it. No,

No. All three of us on a scooter? That's crazy. I remember what happened. Me and Kate were doubled up on one, and you were on one. And mine and Kate's overheated. So then we swapped scooters. You took ours, and then we overheated that one that you were on. And then they were both overheated. She was too fat for everything. And then by the time they weren't overheated anymore, they were dead. And we were like two miles away. We had to call dad to come get us. Why not just walk?

Because that's what Harper does. Like a fit couple. We were low-key far away because we just... It was way more than two miles. We got on the sidewalk and we were like, where does the sidewalk lead to? And it was just like, we went far. It was a golf course. Yeah, it was like a golf course and then it just led to... Oh, you can't walk a golf course. That'd be nuts. All those well-meaning golf courses. I give people that walk golf courses some credit. If you go on there without a golf cart and you're dragging your bag, that is insane.

No? You guys never seen that? I've never been golfing, so I guess I've never... I don't think I've seen anyone drag their bag through the whole golf course. What do you mean? They have a golf cart. Tiger Woods house! No, you don't always have a cart. You ever heard of a...

ah what's the dude called that's a caddy a caddy ever heard of a caddy you know they don't get a golf cart bro they're just dragging it with them the story about my sister you know what we'll go ahead and tell it i don't think it's a thumbnail but it's fine about my sister it's not about her though it's about me and maverick's biggest fight ever that almost tore the entire family apart they did maverick wait wait oh i'm so excited for this story maverick and kate

I've never had an actual fight. Like, never an actual fight where they were genuinely mad at each other. Like, they've had, like, frustrated things, but this time, they were actually mad. Sorry, I take that back. Who do you think was... Hey, but just by, you know, who has anger issues in the house? We all know Kate has the most anger issues in the house. So y'all can take that for what it's worth, which is a lot. So keep that in mind. I don't have anger issues. I'm a very patient person, actually. Also, keep in mind that if Kate...

You flick her. She freaks out. What? She thinks she's dying over everything. That was a horrible analogy. No, I'm just saying that she over...

React you can you pull your marker so now I'm 50th time but pull it down listen Yeah, I need to give a background here we're playing a game called whirly ball okay and in whirly ball It's not probably have never heard of it. It's not a very big game. It's only it's only in Chicago in Dallas It's like the only place I think that have it and we were in Dallas and

Playing whirly ball. Pretty much what it is, is you're in go-karts. No, bumper cars. Bumper cars. You're in bumper cars slash go-kart thing. Bumper cars slash go-karts. I do sign language for the blind people. Yo, bro. What if the blind people are watching? I'm telling a story. Keep going. I hate when the blind people are not able to hear it. Do sign language for me. We're in bumper cars slash go-kart things. You're playing with lacrosse sticks, and you're playing basketball, but with a wiffle ball. So you're in a bumper car with a lacrosse stick, playing basketball with a wiffle ball.

And that's the sport we were playing. - Yep. - So it gets very aggressive. - Well, okay. It's not supposed, it's like an older, it's like advertised as like an older person's sport, but they make it very aggressive because no, y'all do. - Just let her talk. - No, y'all know you do because it literally says on the rules. - I'm giving you 30 seconds to talk. No, ma'am, just let her talk it out. Calm down. - It says you guys are not allowed, like the rules on the wall say no hitting, like purposely like hitting people with your racket. You can't like, it says that. You know it says that.

It says that, Kate. Yeah, laser tag also says no running. Who obeys that? Okay. Everyone runs in laser tag. They pretty much, they do things that are- Wait, wait, wait. When you go play laser tag, do you obey those rules? Oh, I just don't run in general, so. Oh, okay. So, yes. No, it's just, I, like, very clearly, we're going to play once every few months, so it's like you don't really need to follow the rules. But they like to hit people with their rackets. They like to wave their rackets. Yeah.

Sorry, I'm trying to read this. Sorry. Okay guys. I'm sorry. Nobody was paying attention to Kate's story. I was no you are no I was I'm also reading this. Are you looking up the rules? Yeah, I am you're looking up the rules There's a seatbelt violation by the way, which mean you'll be breaking Matt it's fine. We don't need the rules. Yeah, it's I can tell you the rules and what you're trying to say is not No, remember we said no singing

Okay. Well, anyways, whether or not that's a rule or not, my rule is don't hit me. I don't like being hit with plastic rackets. I do. And when the boys play, you know, that's fine. They can get all up on each other. They can wave their racket around like a madman if they want. I don't care. I quite honestly could not care less.

Oh, keep going. He had been, he had been like waving his racket and stuff, which is fine. You can wave it around. But as soon as I start getting hit, I don't like it. And he had like waved his racket around, hit his sister. She had like a huge like mark on her leg. I don't think I did. I saw it. And no, I don't think I hit her earlier.

Me and her were in the same car or we were sitting we were right next to each other. I can't guys I was whispering. No, I'm listening. I'm listening. No, y'all aren't mad over there special team special player You're on your phone. I'm making attention I will say you guys are not paying attention kind of rude, but Kate also you're taking forever Well because everyone keeps interrupting me

- So me and I, their sister, were right next to each other and I watched Maverick swing his racket and hit her and she was like, "Dude, me and her were upset that he was hitting us and like getting too close to us with the racket." And so we said, "Stop hitting people with the racket." - Did he actually hit you? - He was waving it and he like hit his sister. - You know, that was awkward. - What? He had hit his sister.

A couple minutes later, I'm about to score. I'm about to score the game winning point, okay? I'm going like 12 miles an hour in my bumper car. It was intense. It was very intense. I'm the only one that could stop her. I'm flying down the whirly ball court. I'm driving my car right next to her. I'm like, no. No, not right next to me. You're pretty far away. Maverick sees I'm about to score the game winning point. I load up. What does Maverick do? Maverick loads up too, except he doesn't have a ball. Maverick doesn't have a ball. There's not a ball in his racket. I have the ball. So I'm about to shoot the game winning point and

and Maverick launches his racket across the court and hits me in the head. He throws his whole entire racket. Boom! Like a boomerang, bro! As her racket to knock the ball out of her racket so she can't score. He literally threw it like a boomerang. I swear the song came on there. I'm gonna come back like a boomerang. It did. I heard it. As everyone knows, as someone who does not like being touched, I get mad. My first instinct, I need a

to know. My first instinct, the second I got hit, I was like, that was Maverick. I knew it was Maverick. Before I even turned around, I knew it was you. And so my first instinct...

Wait, did y'all just hear that? She cried because she was mad. And I was hurt. Okay. No, I was hurt and I was frustrated. No, she did. No, she said she was mad. My first instinct was to get up, take my racket, and walk over to Maverick and beat him on the head so he would be hurt too. Which I would have been fine. I would have been happy with that. I would have preferred that outcome. Me too. That outcome would have been freaking hilarious if I was just beating him out of the racket. I'm seat belted in in this harness and I'm like, ow!

No, I was so mad, but I knew that I was doing it out of anger and I can't hit people when I'm mad. You have to control your emotions when you're mad. So hit them when you're happy. I literally, I just, I'm both of myself. I threw my racket down and I walked out cause I was so mad. No, you ran out. I was so mad. It was either hit Maverick, beat Maverick with my racket or I could leave and not look like a two year old. So I left and I was so mad and my head was hurting.

So I started crying. I was so frustrated. And I was already frustrated because I had watched him hit his sister and she was upset that she had hit him. So I'm frustrated with him already that he's playing unfair. And granted. Oh my gosh, it's taking so long. Let me tell you what happened. Mav threw Kate with the racket. Kate got mad, stood up, slammed her racket on the ground, ran out of the building. Can we get a re-strike, man? Use Gerald. Kate stands up. She goes, I'm done. Runs out.

My sister follows suit and stands up. My sister was not involved in the incident. No, no. She is just watching it happen. But she was mad too. She was mad earlier for Maverick hitting her. Yes. My sister stands up and is mad for Kate. Stands up. Goes at Maverick. Maverick's in his car like this. Please. What's going on? And my sister stands up. Chomps her racket at Maverick. And goes...

I don't know what she said. She was like, I'm done! And chunks it at Maverick. And Maverick's like, oh, God. It was more like, what's wrong with you? And then it throws the racket. And I'm thinking, what's wrong with you? You just threw the racket at me. And then she runs out. When you're in the over moments and you just sit there and smile. And then she runs out. Maverick's like kind of slowly getting up out of his cart to go check on Cade and Laney.

Me and Kinsey, Maverick's girlfriend. Check on Kate, not Lainey. What happened to Lainey? No one knows. Maverick ran out because Lainey. Wait, this was recent? Yes. It was like within the last three weeks. This was like two, three weeks ago. Yeah. Maverick, it wasn't when she was like a child. She was an adult. Yeah, Maverick runs out to go check. And then me and Maverick's girlfriend are left in the room and we're just laughing our heads off. What just happened?

Y'all don't understand, though, the frustration that I am put through living with these boys. And so... Do y'all yell at each other? Well, he comes out there and I was like... It was not that. It was a metal racket. A metal racket is crazy. It was a plastic racket. Five more seconds, she'll be pissed. No, no, please, no!

Just break it. Yeah, it was a plastic racket with like a net on the end. It hurt. It was pretty soft. And I know that I have no pain tolerance and I don't want to be hit in the head with anything. Thank you, honey. You can hit me in the head with that. I'll be fine with it. Just hit me in the head with that. Please hit me in the head. Harper, you would love to wear the ball. Oh my gosh. Wait, can you hit me in the head with that? You wouldn't like it if you got hit in the head though. I don't think Harper would care. Okay. So listen, can I take over this story? Sure. Okay. So...

What happened was... This story is taking so long. I need popcorn. Okay, get your popcorn out. So Kate gets mad. My sister gets mad and goes out. Oh, here's the thing. Alex is giving a major thumbs down back there. That guy is not happy. Hold on. Is the phone still on? Oh, the phone's still in here from last episode.

If y'all go watch our last episode, it should be titled like, don't watch this with your parents. The corners of the phone are crazy. We lit our phone on fire in the microwave. So if you want to see that, go over there.

- I wouldn't eat that. - Yeah, so listen, y'all are thinking Maverick, why would you throw a racket? Y'all should also know other people were throwing rackets, okay? This was happening. People were doing this and we've done it multiple times when we went to play whirly ball. It's a normal thing. - I think everyone's done with this story. - Also, also. - Should they go out and make five? - No, listen. - Also, also.

My girlfriend got hit by cash very hard. She had blood all over her jeans. Her hand was bleeding. This is true. I did feel bad. She didn't even say a word, but I felt bad. Which is great. That's so great. I'm so great. She has a pain tolerance, but she also, this was the first time she's hanging out with the family. If she has blood all over her hands, obviously, as a girl, you're not going to cause a big scene. I've been here for four years. I'm going to make a scene when I get hurt. To be fair, we were just beating women the whole day there. It's frustrating. It's frustrating.

And it's not just like it was one time. - We were so good at the game, it was crazy. They couldn't win a single game.

- No, that's the truth why they were mad. - No, not beating them at the game, we were physically beating them with rackets. - So as y'all can tell, I was frustrated. - My girlfriend had a racket thrown at her too. - And I was saying, I told you, I said you should have taken that up with the person who threw the racket at her. - Okay, all right, moving on guys. We gotta move on. - We should put the Alani can in the muglet. - Also, it is legal, you just lose two points if you throw a racket. - You skipped around all the stuff he doesn't eat, so let's start.

- We're gonna start with ice cream, except it's non-dairy ice cream. - Okay, so far all we've concluded is that he doesn't like healthy stuff. - Wheat thins, Maverick, would you eat wheat thins? - No. - These dark chocolate granola bars. - Healthy stuff. - A smoothie packet? - Healthy stuff. - A can of tomato soup? - No, nothing in a can. - No! - Oh, no, no, get out of here. - Nobody eats that. - I bought this for you. - Okay, I'll be right back. - What about taquitos? - Nope. - Almonds? - No. - Healthy stuff. - Broccoli? - Healthy stuff. - No, no, no.

- Raisins. - Healthy stuff. - No. - I do like raisins. - Would you, this is molded spinach. - No, spinach. - But if it wasn't molded. - Healthy stuff. - No, no, no, no spinach. - What else you got? - I got chicken noodle soup. - No soups. - Nothing in here. - What do you do when you're sick? - Not a single soup. - You just suffer? - Yep. - No. - Yeah. - He eats ice cream and milkshakes and Sprites and 7-Up and Root Beer. - Oh, here's normal ice cream. - Oh, oh, oh. - He still has a six pack. - I wouldn't eat that one. - That's healthy ice cream. - What about this Belvita Crunch? - Healthy stuff.

- Cash, I wouldn't eat a Hot Pocket. - No. - What, a tomato? Who the frick eats a tomato? - Oh, this is pepperoni. - Yes, he'll eat that. - I don't think Matt's eaten that. - Not just by itself. - Yes, he would eat it. He eats that. My mom puts that on his pizza. He eats that. - Well, if not people snack on this. - Yeah, if it was on a pizza. - Plain pepperoni. - Well, you're not supposed to.

- Well, as you can see, there are plenty of things. - So all you guys pointed out was Mavis doesn't like the healthy aisle. - Bro, as you can see, everything in the junk aisle, he'll eat everything. He just doesn't want to be healthy. And we're like, eat broccoli. I have an eating disorder, I can't. - I would just like to apologize

Um, I saw a clip of myself talking about your hometown and I actually sounded really mean. Oh, yeah. My parents texted me and said, my parents texted me and said, stop talking crap about our hometown. I actually feel so bad because I wasn't trying to be mean. I thought I was being mean. Oh, who's that little cute little handsome boy?

I hope our baby looks like that. Text that to Joe. No one wants to see it. No, you guys got to see it. It's already on their screen, man. I hope my baby looks like that. Here's the thing. Our town, be it though, very small and nothing really there. Oh, we talked about this in the car. We would never have chosen to grow up somewhere else. It's very weird. I love that town. I would never, ever go back. So would you move back there? Do you love it enough to move back? I wouldn't go back. I won't say never, ever, but I probably won't go back.

But I would not choose a different place to grow up because as a child, it was so fun growing up in a small town. I can see that. It was so fun. Yeah, that town was... The fact that you guys could... Did y'all roam Main Street and stuff by yourself? Yeah. I mean, it depends. We never could have. Saturday night, we out. Yeah, I never could have.

Yeah, like I will say, I did love growing up in a small town. I didn't watch like classic movies growing up. So like 90s, 2000s movies. No, no, no. Listen, 90s and like 2000s movies. I'm like culturing myself now. So I'm trying to watch like all the popular ones. And I'm one of those people, you know, you watch a movie, you have to look up the whole cast and see what they're doing now, what other stuff they've been in. And it's gotten to a point where at least...

Like, I feel like over half the time I look up the cast and like at least one of the main characters is dead now. And it makes me so sad. I was like, what did I just watch recently? How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I was like, oh, oh wait, no, no, no. It was 10 Things I Hate About You. The main guy, I was like. Wait, are those both movies? They're two different movies. Yeah. I know. I like always mix them up, but it's 10 Things I Hate About You. I was like, wow, what else has this guy been in? You watch those kind of movies? I love them. Most actors kill themselves. Rom-coms? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, they're PG. Yeah, but do you think he's good for you? What do you mean, do I think he's good for you? I don't know. Maybe it'll give you ideas of what your marriage should look like, and maybe it's not real. No, I actually look at that, and I'm like, wow. I'm glad my relationship's not like that. Oh. Maybe you should keep watching them. Maybe you should keep watching them. I'm actually very... No, like, some of the shows I'm watching, I'm like, why do these couples do the bare minimum for each other? Like, do y'all hate each other? It makes me realize how blessed I am. You guys hear that? I do not do the bare minimum.

I did the bare maximum. You do something. So how did you feel

With a previous girlfriend of yours when you got her license suspended and then broke up with her right after. Oh, yeah. That was the same night at the missile silo. What were you feeling in that time period? Why are you laughing? That's a crazy conversation. Yeah, you got her license suspended then broke up with her. I'll tell the story. It's very short, actually. Yeah, we were at McDonald's. He went and broke up with the evil best friend because he just causes everyone else's life to be in shambles. Yeah.

If you guys ever meet Parker, he'll get you in trouble and he will cause your life to fall apart. Oh, we're kidding, Parker. Hey, ever since you met me, your life is actually on the uphill, all right? Really? Think about it. You started the podcast since you met me. I met you like seven years ago. No. I have something to do with this, right? I started the podcast seven months ago or ten months ago. Well, that's a great question. And to answer your question...

Were you planning on breaking up with her or did the guilt eat you alive and you had to break up with her after that? No, nothing to do with the guilt. We were all out again. Again, every time that something happens, it's because of cash. We stayed out past curfew and then that was actually a misdemeanor. And... Did you get charged for that? We did not get charged for it. And the reason being was...

Oh, it's because I was under 18 and when you're under 18, you have the option to... And you can't drink alcohol. Oh, I wrote a letter. I wrote a letter to the police officer. You guys didn't have to because you were over 18. I think you were 17 at the time. I wrote a letter to the police officer and I said, hey, I'm so sorry. No, I didn't have to because I didn't get pulled over. Oh, you didn't get pulled over. It was Paige and I. You know why you got pulled over? It was Paige and myself.

Do you remember why? Wait, guys, this is what I'm saying. The story's confusing again. Y'all are such an eventful life compared to me. Okay, you have to... You guys are in two separate cars. Yeah. We were in two separate cars. This all plays into what Kate just asked me. We were in two separate cars, Connor and Cash, and then Paige, myself, and my ex-girlfriend. Like, listen. We were in two cars driving down the road, 1 a.m. Parker sticks his head out the window like...

His whole body. His whole upper torso. Because I was looking at Cash and them waving like, hey. In the passenger seat. A cop going down the highway. Cop pulls down. No, no, not the highway. We were just on a side street. And then a cop happened to be right there on the next block. And we were like, oh, no. And so cop pulls us over and they said, hey, you're out past curfew. We were like, oh, we didn't realize there was a curfew. And so then I lived by myself in L.A. at the time. And I couldn't technically legally do that because I was under 18.

And so I had to, my parents, I had to call my parents and my parents gave Connor's mom legal rights to me for 24 hours so that she could get me out of the situation. So I went home with her and my ex-girlfriend was driving to answer your question. So her license actually did not end up getting suspended. And I didn't end up getting a charge because I ended up writing a letter to the police officer saying, I'm so sorry, I would never do this again. But I

But I ended up breaking up with her because I just kind of fell out of feelings. We only dated for three months, and it wasn't a very serious relationship. Dude, I couldn't even date for three months. Like, I can't hold a relationship. We both have OCD.

We'll link it. You both do? Yes. And we both have. It's because we're conjoined. Oh. It's all got split in half. We have intrusive thoughts. Intrusive thoughts. I have those. No, you don't. There's impulsive thoughts and there's intrusive thoughts. And they're two different things. He has very intrusive thoughts. What do you mean I don't have intrusive thoughts? Yes, a lot of people make that up. I asked him to turn my light off.

So he turns my light on. - Irrational thoughts. - And then he turns his light back on. - That's impulsive. - Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, wait. When he turns the light back on, he let his intrusive thought in and he pulled his pants down and is showing his butt and then turns the light back on. - Intrusive thoughts you do not act upon. - Oh, he acted upon his intrusive thought. - That's, what is that? - That's impulsive. - Impulsive. - Okay, but I have intrusive thoughts all the time.

Because the amount of jokes I have coming to my head. I feel like that's not the right. Like trying to step on the little baby. Yeah, like if you saw baby chicken. Nobody takes this as medical advice. We don't know what we're talking about. And the neck cracks and then you see its brain. Okay, then what's the difference between intrusive and impulsive thoughts? Impulsive is just like.

You'll do things out of impulse. Yeah, like you'll impulsively buy that. You'll impulsively eat that food. You'll impulsively pull your pants down. Yeah, you impulsively pull your pants down to show your brother your butt cheeks. I can confirm I have that. Now what's intrusive? Intrusive is like... Thoughts you don't want to have that come into your head because you don't want to have them. Like, say you're...

Walking down or you're holding a baby and a thought comes in your head throw the baby. Oh, yeah And that but like but you wouldn't throw the baby like impulsive thoughts are involved I was the only one and then I was like OCD is like if you don't throw the baby then you're gonna die Oh, so you throw the baby? Oh Like intrusive thoughts could come with OCD too. So what happened with me and my intrusive thoughts is I would Think something like

very dark and then I would start fighting with myself in my head and like be like why would you think that are you crazy like and obsess over it for weeks and weeks so yeah it's hard yeah

Yeah, mine don't. Well, not obsessing over the thought itself, but obsessing over why did I think that? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because I didn't really know what intrusive thoughts were. And then it'd be like, do I have a bad mind or something? That's what I used to say all the time. I used to tell my mom, like, do I have a bad mind, Mom? And she'd be like, no, we're just going to go to counseling now. Yeah.

No, we're just gonna do some therapy. Yeah, we're just gonna go. No, you're all fine, but therapies have ones. What? I can't. Can anybody here speak gibberish? Me. Hit a guy. Mid a guy. Do it. Mid a game. It a giz. You said gibberish?

Well, somebody said something. Because Gina said something. I can speak it. Well, Harvard, we don't know if you're speaking or someone that can tell us what you said. Oh, I can translate. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Okay, tell me what you're going to say to Kate. No, no, no. Whisper in my ear what you're going to say to Kate. Did you hear that? No, I couldn't hear it. Okay, okay. All right, say it to Kate in German. This is what she said. She said, I went to the park. I went to the park. Yes.

Told you we're too good. Bro, we're so good. I don't know why I fell for that. I feel like an idiot. No, it is a thing, though. Some people know how to speak gibberish, and it's like, and they understand what each other are saying, which I'm very confused by. I don't know how they do it. Wait, can you try it? It's like, That's high. Yeah.

That's my... Midiguy. Well, I didn't realize that gibberish was a real language. So, I didn't take algebra. No. I never took math either. Yeah. Well, I one day will probably learn gibberish. Midiguy. I'm surprised Kate doesn't know this. This sounds like something Kate would do. I know, that's what I'm saying. It's just Kate went all over it. For some reason, it's a thing like high school girls do, and I just really thought Kate would have known it. Do you actually get bullied? Yes. Online or in person? Or both? Both. Oh.

Which one's worse? You want I can do it to both and you can... In person. Actually, there was this one girl...

Don't say names or anything. I'm not going to. It was online and in person. Oh, wow. So she would post TikToks about me and stuff. So she was like, just in case one didn't hurt, I'm going to make sure I got her. Was this after the TikTok stuff? No, this was before. Oh, you got bullied before the TikTok stuff. And she posted TikToks about you? Yeah. Fan behavior on another level. I know. And then they would write something on bathroom stalls.

Which I can't really say what it was because it's inappropriate. Yeah. She told me about it. No, she didn't. She did, though. No, she didn't, though. Did I miss this? No, I know she's 10. No, you don't want to know what she just said to you. You don't want to know what she just said to you. Y'all don't know. I can't even repeat it.

Talking like gremlins. Yeah, well, you know how you said you were bullied in high school. Yeah, and everyone keeps interrupting you, Gina. Yeah. But I'm here listening. I'm very sorry about that. But you know who was a bully in high school? Kate. Not high school. Okay, we don't got to get into it. She probably wrote your name somewhere, so it's not. That is not true. I just can't believe you cried, Maverick. I was a middle school bully, and I've already publicly apologized. I didn't cry. She's a bully, too. Once I got to high school, I got bullied.

Gina, you got bullied? In high school? Yes, a lot of people who do the bullying were probably bullied before. See, that's so weird. So you're a bully to be? Actually, no. Because I'm really an empath.

I'm an empath. Definition. She understands people's emotions. Empathy. Yeah, I'm a really empathetic person. And I don't know. I might have bullied someone before. I don't know. If I bullied you, reach out. No, don't say that. Don't do that. We said that with Kate. Everyone and their mom reached out. Everyone was just literally making up stories.

And I'm mad. - Really? - They're like, "Kate put up posters of me all over your post." - But the weird part was all the stories kinda sounded the same, so I'm kinda taken. - It was a similar storyline. - It literally, they were all, everyone said that I made fun of their acne, which is crazy. It's a crazy statement because my acne is so bad right now. Y'all can't see it, but I literally tell Cash every single day, "How about my acne is?" - Yeah, my acne is bad too. - How long does hair this long take to dry?

- I personally wouldn't know. I've never had hair long before like that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You don't have long hair? - Well, his beard's long. - Yeah, your beard's about as long as this thing. - Yep. Yep. - Your beard looks more like a bad tattoo. - What? Does that even mean? - It means it looks like a bad tattoo. - I was gonna say, what? - Listen. - Majorly likes it like a tattoo. - Well, I will have y'all know, I literally, literally shaved this morning.

So it grows back that fast because the lice stimulate his blood circulation. No, because I'm a real man. It has something to do with the lice, for sure. Can I sing and you play guitar? Yeah, which song you want? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by his toe. Eeny, meeny, obviously. Shoddy is a eeny, meeny, miny, moe lover. Shoddy is a eeny, meeny, moe lover. Shoddy knows it's not cool when she goes to school. You know, shoddy is a eeny, meeny, moe lover.

I don't like and Kyle don't like me What are you trying to cover up here bro? I was just free balling. I was just singing. Let me start from the beginning. Weenie meenie miney moe Catch a fat chick by her toe If she holla, eh eh If she holla, let her go She's indecisive, she can't decide She keeps on moving from left to right

Don't know the words after that come a bit closer. We look yeah, no what come a bit closer Come a little closer. Look me in my eyes look me in that. No you see the next line do it look me in my eyes No, no, Jeannie so wrong you seem like So give me the

♪ Sing it Kyle ♪ ♪ To love you, hold you ♪ ♪ Don't leave me out here dancing alone ♪ ♪ You can't wake up your mind ♪ ♪ One time, time, time, time, time ♪ ♪ I'm trying to be one, one, one ♪ ♪ I miss her ♪ ♪ Meanie, meanie, meanie, I love her ♪ ♪ Him, I love him ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

What just happened? Carper is 14 years old and she has like 4 point something million followers. Like you like I just can't imagine knowing that probably everybody hanging out with me just wants something from me. I know. See this is the thing and this is what I always say. It's not that they want something from you. They think you're cool. No they want followers. They don't. I don't. What's wrong with that?

Don't we all want followers? Why do we have Harper on the podcast? That's the only reason why I hang out with you guys. That's the only reason Joe's here. That's the only reason Harper's here. That's the only reason we're here.

Listen, that's our job, but all these... If none of us have followers, no one would be here right now. No, I'm saying that all these kids she goes to school with all want... But if Harper had zero followers, she wouldn't be sitting here right now. And if I had zero followers, I wouldn't be sitting here right now. No, I agree.

our followers have gotten us where we are but I'm saying that these other kids that are making fun of her behind her back and then are like oh my gosh Harper are they doing stuff like this and like getting followers from it that's just that's not right so wait wait so you're saying someone uses someone for followers that makes fun of them behind their back that's wrong

I don't think you, first of all, I don't think you should make fun of anybody. But I just want it to be known that if I had zero followers, I wouldn't be here. But I have followers, so I'm here. So you're using me for followers. And then, and then on top of that, I know you make fun of me behind my back. I do not make fun of you. Oh, yes, she does. I don't. Do I make fun of you or do I complain about you? A little bit of both, probably. I don't make fun of you. Has she ever made fun of me behind my back? Kat, be honest. No. Have I made fun of him?

I have not made fun of him. So... No, but let me tell y'all. Peace, love, and kindness. Well, I will say, when I was 14 and there was something happening and I was like, you know, like my blood's boiling because someone's being mean to me, I low-key loved it. Yeah, because you loved being mean, you bully. Just going keyboard happy and like arguing. Keyboard happy? You were mean. I'd love to read some of the comments you left on people's posts. Oh, do y'all actually still have any up?

Anyway, like just bad stuff when you were young still up online. I was never mean to people I was never mean online like I never left hate comments or anything It was like I would gosh I wasn't even mean on like snapchat or anything. I feel like me and cash did something mean

How funny would that be though if y'all now with your verified usernames went in love hate comments on other influencers stuff. They're like, what is CashBanker saying this for? It's like, this guy sucks. Like on Preston's. No. I love it.

I actually, I feel so bad when I think about how I was like, I wasn't even mean to people's faces. I feel like, well, maybe you regret that. You just say, okay, you regret that you were a bully. I really do regret it. And I feel so bad. And I literally think about the kids that I bullied and I'm like, what are you guys doing? Y'all I'm writing a topic down for later. Oh, I wish I could just go and tell all those kids. I'm sorry.

I was so mean for no reason. Yeah, maybe you should. We should have each of them on. You can tell them in person live. Gosh, I wish I remember their names. I'm going to apologize to all of your victims that you bullied. If you guys were a victim of Kate, please email me. Hit the email. Hashtag stop bullying by Kate. Team Mousetrap.

WilliamMaverickBaker at gmail.com. You're going to get so many fake emails. Listen, no. If Kate was mean, we're going to give her an apology episode. I will. If she was mean to you. If there's anybody that I genuinely was mean to in middle school. But if y'all say something and she don't recognize your name or something. Yeah. I got it. How about everybody just comment down below how Kate bullied you because everyone's a victim.

What? That's a real victim mentality. Everyone's a victim. How about we do that thing? I've never been mean to people. After I got out of eighth grade, I wasn't mean. Can I pretend I'm one of the bros right now? Yes. Spread your legs. I'm not doing that. Maverick, you sit like, I'll sit like Maverick. Yeah, Matt does sit like a lady. I sit occasionally. I sit like this, all right? No, no, no. And then occasionally. No. And then my foot falls asleep.

Because there's no blood flow. Sorry, I got to get a little lower. No, math is like this all the time. No, there was one episode. I was looking at the comments and someone was like, why was math sitting like that? And then they put the time and you were like, like that. Can you go back to the impersonation of what you think the Art Bros podcast is? Oh, geez. Bro, I swear if we all got in the car and farted at the same time and we farted enough for long enough, we would all suffocate. 100%.

We would all have to fart on cue for a long amount of time, but we wouldn't suffocate because eventually we would run out of oxygen and it would just be fart air that we're breathing in and you can't live off of fart air. That's really creative, but no. No. Wait, Kate, can you please do something for me? Can you please do it in the style of how you did the skit, but with our names? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the bro- Like, do just one little bit. Like, something like that. How we respond to that or something. Oh my gosh. Oh man. Well, I guess, I guess...

i'll start with cash this is cash bro you know what i was thinking about if i farted enough i could suffocate myself maverick no no cash you couldn't do that listen to me yes i could yes i could joe i think he's on to something here maverick nope you guys are idiots he would not do that cash bro yes i will go sit in my car for 12 hours and i will fart consecutively maverick that's not even possible you probably couldn't do that cash joe says oh

oh Cash I'll join you let's do it together let's see what happens after that and so then Maverick's like well if you guys are gonna do it I guess I'll join y'all in on it and so that's how y'all got in the conversation of well we should all go in the car and fart together for 12 hours it was pretty accurate yeah it was pretty good honestly I was like a little bit too young for the Justin Bieber era I remember I was like 5 or 6 I wish I would've been like a 12 year old girl in Justin Bieber's peak time

Why? You think you have a chance? No, I was, I literally, well, obviously not. He was like, would have been like 16 or 17, but I wish I was just like, I got the full fangirl experience, you know, buying the perfume. Yeah. I don't, I don't feel like there's any like, uh, Harper.

I don't think there's anybody that people fam girl over anymore. Not like that. Or, like, there used to be, like, you know, One Direction and Justin Bieber. But, like, there's, like, no one now. Like, there's, like, Ann type of people. But, like. Yeah. Apparently, there were a lot of moms who went crazy over Usher from the halftime show when he took his shirt off. Oh, my gosh. We literally gagged. When Usher started stripping on the stage, we were like, what is bro doing? That was pretty crazy. That was insane. Yeah.

I liked it. Well...

You were suspiciously quiet during that. I was watching on his phone. He clicked the little 10-second back thing twice. No. Harper. No, I agree. I don't understand why. Yes. I don't understand why there's not, like, fangirls like that anymore. Like, One Direction people bought the perfumes. What's it called? Like, Justin Bieber, stuff like that. Taylor Swift had some perfumes, I think. Yeah, I guess everyone's fangirling over Taylor Swift now. I cannot stand the public school system, dude. Like, they are so...

I have learned. I was like, you know, obviously when you're in high school, you're like, oh, like teachers are so mean. No, they are so rude to students. My sister is a senior. Harper loves her teachers. Well, no, I'm talking my sister. At least my sister's school. The school I went to and I left. Left.

Because I hated it so much. But she made it through. Congratulations, Anna. You're graduating this week. I don't think I've ever heard a student say a good thing. My school is just the best. No, I'm telling you. Anna had sent multiple emails. There was some scholarship that they said, all you have to do is fill out this form and you will get scholarship money. But they didn't tell the kids until the due date, like the day it was due. So no one filled it out. And they all missed out on like $1,000 of scholarships.

So then Anna's emailing their, like, principal and stuff, and she's like, hey, like, what's up with this? Trying to get a response. She does not respond. And she was responding. Anna had other friends emailing. She was responding to those friends, but not Anna. So Anna had a loop in my mom, and that was when they responded to her, was when my mom got in the email thread. And they responded within a couple of minutes. And I was like, why...

could y'all not respond to her when she like sent the email herself we're in our 2012 chevy cruise that i've been telling him hey we should get rid of for a while now you know it's gonna start things are just gonna start things are already breaking you know the roof's leaking we just had to get we just paid like a bunch of money to get it fixed for something else the windows have all dropped multiple times and we've had to get those fixed yeah but but but but it's fixed now

Yeah. These aren't like active problems. So what happened? The roof is leaking. I said, Cash, you know, maybe we should get rid of it before we start spending too much money. He goes, that's ridiculous. Pulls the door. You're good. I was just having fun. Go for it. He pulls the door handle to let himself out of the car and the door handle completely falls off in his hand and he can't get out of the car now. Oh, what the shame, man. He said, can you come open? I'm driving. It was the passenger side door. He said, can you come open my door now? Yes. So,

So this is Cash. Oh, no. Holding our door handle. So now to get out of the car, I got to put one of those where you roll down the window and you grab it like this. And then you roll the window back up. I literally got to go.

Hey, that's fine. Open the door. I think it's fine. The car's still running good. That's what I'm saying. Why it's kicking, you can still ride in it. We were sitting at lunch today and like, no, we're not talking. Just me and Cash. And Cash goes... And I'm like, what are you laughing at? And he goes...

Maverick's the kind of guy that would just... Ironically... Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Before you say this, I had a Maverick's the type of guy... What? I had the Maverick's the type of guy thought in real life. Like, I was in real life and I was like, Maverick's the type of guy. It's hilarious. I was like, what? He was like, Maverick's the type of guy to pull his girl's chair out and go, my lady. And then... And that is. And I said, you would just not... You would not think that's a joke. And then you would say...

Cash would go, my lady. And you would go, whoa, why are you acting like that's weird? That's not weird. My lady, you ever heard of that? Here's why Cash is getting that from. I open the car door. I open the car door for Kenzie when we are leaving places. Most of the time, probably 90% of the time.

Cash has never opened Kate's door. Every time we get in the car, it's like, how come you don't act like that? How come you don't do that? And he's like, well, you know, so now he's trying to make it look like I'm weird. No, Cash gets my door. What? I did. I got your door today twice. He would do the leg cross too. He would literally be like this. He'd be like, and everybody at the table would be like,

We were watching Friends yesterday. Here's the thing. You're saying it in a bad way, but there's part of me that goes like, I can see myself pulling out the chair and going, my lady? Just as like a joke. But not like a, my lady? No, you would say it for real. This is how we go down. I like to hear my own self talk, so I'm going to say something. No, no, look. This is how we go down right here. My lady? Me?

my lady what cash i'm sorry your vocabulary is so small you don't know how to use actual words sorry it is did you see the last podcast you guys should have seen it it was the or i don't know by now it won't be the last podcast but it was the food one and we did like a little cut we had to insert something so cash didn't look so bad and he's like listen since this podcast was filmed i have knowledge myself is that not a word

We were watching. That's what I'm talking about. See, vocabulary is so small. Wait, is knowledge... A girl... Wait, wait, is knowledge not a word? No, you wouldn't use it like that. I have knowledged myself. A girl went up to my friend today. Of my ignorance. Wait, is that a word? It is. It's just funny because he's talking about getting smarter. He's like, I have acknowledged myself of my ignorance. No, it is a word. You just would never use it like that. No, it's not a word. Knowledge? Knowledge is not a word. See, you guys are perfect for each other. This is incredible. Knowledge. No. Oh, you're talking about the last letter? Knowledge.

Knowledge is practically a real word. Oh, yeah, it is. You know what it is? You know what it means? It means something about genocide in German. It means nothing about... What's genocide again? What's genocide? Oh, gosh.

Oh, wait. I forgot. Genocide is like mass killing of a race or a group of people. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. So you have knowledge. We were watching Friends yesterday and I pulled the picture up to show everyone, but Cash and I were watching and we were like... Let me guess. You thought I was Ross. No. No. The guy walks out in this outfit. He's like a side character. It's like the only episode he's in. He walks out in this outfit and I'm like, Mav would wear that to dinner, like on a dinner date. Why is there big time?

I'm not back so much. Because you're the type of guy, bro. Constantly talking about me. You see something, you're like, that's dumb. Maverick. No, we were like, Maverick would walk out on this and we'd be like, where are you going dressed like that? And you would say, can you pull up the outfit? I'm going out on a dinner date. And we really, what? Maverick would wear that out on a legitimate occasion. What? What are you talking about? I'm just taking Kinsey out to a nice dinner.

I'm sorry you don't go to nice dinners and you don't have to dress up. His back is like always like...

Dude, that hurt my tibula. Your tibula? No. Tindala is not a word. Dude, Mav's the type of guy to slide past somebody and say, let me slide right past ya. No, I would not say that. And by the way, that is your tibula. No, no, no. The top of it is not your tibula. That's my tibula. What are you talking about? No. Your tibula's in the front. Mav's the type of guy to say, a little birdie told me. A little birdie. No, I'm not. See, that's what I'm not. I'm not that type of guy. You know what I'd say if I'm going past someone? Cash, what do I say if I'm going past someone?

What'd he say? I want to know if Cash knows. Someone's like in my way. I'm walking through by him in a store. Like, what am I saying? Like, did you bump him? Like, maybe I have to kind of like scoop by him. Like, what am I saying? Wait, set the scenario. Oh, I can tell you. What am I saying? There's only one thing I say. He's going to use the voice that he talks to waitresses in. Excuse me, ma'am. That's it. Excuse me, ma'am. He's going to be like, yo, he's going to be like.

Oh, he's gonna go, pardon me. - That's it, that's what I say every time. I have been too friendly though, and girls have thought I might be interested in them because I'm so friendly. - So you're not friendly anymore? - I'm less friendly at church. Yeah, 'cause I've had girls at church be like, oh, well yeah, like the first like month, like when you invited me to like come sit with your group, like I thought maybe you were like interested in me. And I'm like, oh no, I just saw you sitting alone. - You guys can notice that. - I just saw you sitting alone, it's crazy. - Do you guys get noticed at church?

Occasionally. But not like, it's not like, it's just like, it's just church. Yeah, it'll just usually be like. The church we go to now, yeah. But I love the kids there. Oh my gosh, I love our church so much. I started serving in the kids ministry. That makes me want to pop babies out like no tomorrow. Yeah, it's been. Yeah, no, it's been not good. Don't say that. Actually, that was made you as uncomfortable as it made me. No, I was.

Next time, reword it, please. It makes me want to just have a baby or something like that. Pop babies out like no tomorrow. Honestly, literally about any way else you could have said it would have been better. No tomorrow. I'm going to pop babies out of my stomach. Pop them everywhere. Or according to Harper, right out of my butt hole.

He's on my ears, my nostrils. Pop them out everywhere. The kids ministry makes me want babies so bad. I had 10 babies in our room the other day. First of all, I don't know who goes into a room with 10 babies and comes out going, I want a baby. I want to take them all. They're so sweet. Kate finally signed up day one. She comes back. I go, how'd it go? She's like, I want a baby. I was like, get away from me.

No, it's making me want a kid so bad. Really? So bad. I know you want a baby and all, but do you really want a whole full-on seven-year-old? You've got to be in charge of it. Yeah, seven years till then. Imagine if you were taking care of me right now. Just imagine that. And I'm like, Mom, stop. You're being so annoying. Stop. Oh, yeah. Let's have an argument. Can you be her kid? Okay. Be her kid. So, Mom, can I go to this thing on Saturday? Will there be drugs? Yeah, probably.

Okay. I mean, yeah, but I'm not going to take them. You should trust me. I don't know why you're not trusting me. Why are you not trusting me, Mom? You're right. You can go. Okay, thanks. And then I would proceed to call the cops on the party myself. And she would never know that it was me. Well, okay. Redo, redo, redo. Okay. Mom, can I hang out with my friends? Sure. Thanks.

Okay, um... Okay, Kate, you're a parent. You're supposed to say no. What parent just goes, sure. Say no, you have to go until you see me in your room. Can I go hang out with all these boys tonight? Mom, can I go hang out with all these guys tonight? Like, all of them? They're so nice and funny, and they always, like, pick me up. They're always throwing me around because they say that I'm, like, the smallest girl there. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't like this. I just want a baby. Mom, they're like... I just want a baby. I just want a baby.

Okay, so she's gonna go so can I go yeah sure you're not my kid What the heck was that? I just peeled a sunburn off my face. Let me see. Did you punish yourself afterwards?

There's nothing there. Okay, well, mom, come on. I'm not your mom. Your mom's over there. Stop looking at me. No, can you just please act like a mom for me? Sure, I'll cosplay. Okay, okay. So you're my mom. I hate cosplaying. No, you're not leaving this house until you clean your room. I'm knitting right now. Okay, okay. I'm knitting. Hey, mom, can I hang out with? No. Why? Because I said so. Yeah, that's more like it. Okay, well, I'm going to go outside and go right now. You're tearing this family apart. You know that?

You're ruining everything! You're gonna make her cry. Mom, can I please go hang out with my friends? Not until you clean your room. I already told you so. I already cleaned my room. No, you didn't. I saw your room. I was just up there. You're ruining my life! I'm going. I'm sorry. PTSD. That was my least favorite line growing up. Clean your room. I did. No, you didn't. How are you gonna tell me I didn't? I just went and did it, and then I come back.

We never cleaned our room. Our standard of clean was not near. No, we pushed it all into the bed. Wherever we could hide it. My mom would be like, you gotta pick all this up. Closet door shut. Before you can go do something. My mom checks in my closet door and under my bed before I leave. That's what my mom had to start doing. I'm going to be so...

I'm more scared about the filth with kids. The filth? Just dirtiness. Oh, yeah, you're going to be. I had no over her back when they throw up. Kate freaks out over dirt. Yeah, Kate was like, I don't want our kids playing on indoor playgrounds. I was like, oh. Well, I threw up in one of those, and I didn't tell nobody. And I just know that there was another kid who went up there after me and found my throw up. If I would have went up there and found your throw up in there, I would have thrown up in there as well. And then you would have been too scared to tell somebody.

And then there would have been a lot of throw up in there. Ah, poor employee who ever had to clean that up. Yeah, imagine just the smell trying to go into there. I would throw up if I was the employee. You just got a letter. And it's to Kate. Oh, I wonder if it's hate. What? No! No! No! That was from a dear fan. Read that. A dear fan.

Kate, you're honestly so cringe every time you talk. I don't think that. I disagree. I wish Kyle would come back. He was better and funnier than you in every way. Go away! Before you go, tell Cash to please shut up. His voice is annoying. At yummy noodle, 421. Yummy noodle. Yummy noodle.

Yummy noodle. Did he put caps when you screamed or that was just your own flair? No, that was caps. Yummy noodle hurt where it hurts. You look oddly like Kyle. I'm not Kyle. How you doing? Hey, say Snoop Dogg.

Did y'all's moms ever wash your mouth out? Yes. Really? Dawn dish soap is embedded in my brain. Really? What flavor was best? It wasn't good. The lemon. The lemon? Lemon seems like the worst flavor to get your mouth washed out with.

Wait, you said your grandma did? My grandma did. And my grandma never got on to me ever. Wait, your grandma washed your mouth out? Yeah. My grandma would never punish me. What? That's what I'm saying. My grandma never punished me ever. And then one day she was just like, open your mouth. What did you do? I opened my mouth because I thought she was joking. And she just squirted some paint soap in there. And I was like, oh, she's being

My grandma only got mad at me one time really what'd you do? I don't remember but I remember what she did she was like stop it That's that's it she spout out the word stop I saw the craziest Freaking homicide happen yesterday. What's a homicide a murder? You said you know like in Minecraft when you jump off the cliff

That's a homicide. So a suicide. No. What? No. Oh, no, that's a suicide. Homicide. Oh, you know when you're on Minecraft and somebody pushes you off the cliff? That's a homicide. I watched the craziest thing yesterday. Maverick's girlfriend has a dog. What? Oh. That annihilated a lizard.

never seen something so brutal. It wasn't even that brutal. No, listen. The dog was like running around in the backyard and there's this like giant lizard. It was literally like that big. Right, Matt? It was a pretty big. It was a fat lizard. It was a fat lizard. You need to lose some weight. He literally was like struggling to move. I'm kind of curious how the lizard did

to outrun the big giant dog. The dog was like running around and didn't like see the lizard. And we were like, oh my gosh, like she doesn't see the lizard. And Mav kind of like touched the lizard and it started squirming. So the dog saw it obviously. And the dog went crazy. She grabbed, she said, and the tail flew off the lizard. Don't worry, those grow back. And the tail was like squiggling still. Oh no. And the lizard, Kinsey grabs her dog and she's like, stop now.

no. And Matt was like trying to save the lizard. And he's like, come on. And what were you trying to do to save the lizard? CPR. Matt was like,

tail back on he's like you'll be fine it'll work just like i rehabbed him he's fine and then he yeah somehow the lizard like was resuscitated from maverick cpr he's a lizard hero do the lizard people just all worship you now they just like please be attached to my tail he saved the lizard's life and the lizard had a second chance at life yeah but so stupidly ran to the one spot where the dog could get her again

So then he goes under the grill. Wait, it's not over? No. Stella sees the lizard. We'll call the lizard Jed. Jed goes under the grill. And Stella, the dog, is like under the grill trying to get to Jed. And Jed is stuck under there. And so finally, Kinsey grabs Stella again. And then Mav like picked him up and threw him over the fence or something. So did Jed live?

Jed's alive and well. You don't think he bled out? No, no, no. Jed's alive and well. I told his friends, and he brought me some other dead people. You want to know who has the most expensive costume? Wait, wait. Don't tell me. I'm going to guess the most expensive costume is... No, Harper's was off Team U. Team U. Mavericks, maybe? Team U.

Why'd y'all say Team U like that? Because you said it. Team U. Team U? Team U. Team U. Shop like a billionaire. Shop like a billionaire. If you guys never saw their Super Bowl ad, it was crazy. Who was the most expensive costume? You. Oh, really? Yeah. This thing's like a balloon. Yours was the most expensive. And very horrible material. Very itchy inside. Well, that was the only joy dress I could find on the internet, and it was like...

Because yours was, I had to get like the biggest size too. How much was it? Oh, nice. Oh, it was like 80 bucks for the dress. $80? I'm not joyful no more. All of ours were, Harper's was very cheap. Hers was T-Mu. Imagine you return that. They're like, what happened to the inside of this dress? It's just yellow. Yeah. Yeah. That's rough. But yeah, Harper's was all T-Mu. So hers together was like under $20. Dang, these jeans are good quality for T-Mu. Yeah.

I was worried they weren't going to fit you, but all of it was Timu. And then Maverick, his pants were Amazon, and I think he had his shirt, and then his hair in tie, which was not that bad. What is his... Is Inside Out Disney? Yeah, Disney Pixar. What's y'all's favorite Disney movie? Probably, if I'm going to be honest, I get bored of Inside Out a lot because I've watched it so many times, but my favorite... I mean, yeah, that makes sense. No, yeah, but my favorite Disney movie is probably...

I don't think I really, I can't think of Disney movies besides like princesses ones. I can't think of like other ones. Well, I really like the Beauty and the Beast movie, like the live action one. But if we're not doing princess movies. Oh, my favorite is Nemo. Finding Nemo. That's a good one. Nemo or Cars? That's Nickelodeon. Cars is pretty good. Nemo's in Cars. Nemo's in Cars. What's yours, Mav? I think Cars is good. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. The Fox one.

Big Red? No, the fox. No, the fox. He's a fox? Oh, yeah, Zootopia. Zootopia. Zootopia. That's a banger, man. Coco! Oh, there's another Zootopia movie coming out. No way. Zootopia 2? Oh, let's go. Zootopia is so good. Coco is kind of my favorite because...

Coco? What's Coco? Coco, it just came out. You like the Mexican heritage. No, I mean, I don't, it's not necessarily that. It's like, that's, that's the T-Mobile. But what's it called? Like, I, I,

I either like Coco or Coraline, which is not, which is not, what's it called? It is not. Well, if we're doing Pixar, I don't even know. Pixar, definitely. It's Disney Pixar. Yeah, I know. But like there's Disney. Disney and Pixar are the same thing. Yeah. Pixar is like a branch off of Disney almost. You know how like there's like the Disney princesses. Disney Marvel. Yeah. What? On the way to Italy. Marvel owns Disney. Oh,

Disney. On the way to Italy, I watched... Or Disney owns Marvel. Yeah. Really? Why don't they just call it all Disney? And there's like Star Wars. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I brought them up to like... Because I knew I was forgetting stuff. But like there's Toy Story. Toy Story is pretty good. Toy Story is not that good. Ratatouille?

No. No. Ratatouille's not good. Ratatouille's so good. I don't care what y'all say. Cars, Zootopia, and Finding Nemo. Up is pretty good. Croods is good. Croods. The new Buzz Lightyear movie is on Disney+. I watched that one recently. It was good. I've never heard of that. What do you mean you've never seen Croods? You'd like Croods. Monsters, Inc. Monsters, Inc. is pretty good. Croods? We should dress up as Croods. Look up Croods. I want to see it.

Oh, you would like it. They're cavemen. Why does everybody think I like cavemen? What the heck? Both of y'all go, you'd like it. They're cavemen. And then Kate goes, oh, you'd like it. They're cavemen. They're cavemen. Why the heck do I like cavemen? You act like a caveman. Oh.

We need to watch that. Can you please put that on our movie list or something? You were like, ooh, caveman. I want to watch it. On the way to Italy, I watched Coco and Zootopia and Encanto. And the worst one out of all of them was Encanto. I didn't really like Encanto. You guys know what happened to me when I was in Mexico? What? You're not going to believe me.

Okay, I'm excited now. So I quite literally almost lost my life, not to be dramatic or anything, but I did.

And Kate Baker almost loses her life in Mexico. Please. We're here with her now. Please tell us the story. So I was laying out in the sun tanning as one white girl does when she's in Mexico. Except the clouds were out. It was a rainy day, so there was really no tan happening. But I was still laying down. Wow, that really fits your character right now. Yeah. Tanning with clouds out. Laying outside in the clouds. Yeah. Anyways, so I'm laying there.

under the clouds. It was a wonderful time. And it starts raining on us. I was like, well, this couldn't be better. And we were like, okay, well, now that it's raining, let's go to the cabana. Was it cold? No, it was like 80 degrees, but it started sprinkling on us and I had my book out, so we were like, well, let's just go to the cabana for a second. And the winds start getting like whoosh,

Like really bad winds. Like... Kind of winds. Yeah, wind was... Winding. Yeah. So me and my sister-in-law get up and we're walking away. And each... You know... What are they called? Chairs? Each chair... There's like two chairs and then one of those huge umbrellas. Like the 10 foot tall, like ginormous heavy ones. And we're walking away. And you know, the wind is going crazy. And...

I literally hear, I'm walking and I hear everyone in the pool go, and I hear the big umbrella, the one that's like 20 feet away from me, flies at me.

And it drops, I'm not even joking, less than a foot behind me. No. It like literally was going to knock me out and everyone was like, oh my gosh. And I turned around and I'm like, that was like over there. You should have let it hit you. I know. It would have been a way better story if I let it hit me. Oh, no, I was talking about the lawsuit money from a giant hotel. Billions. I'm talking millions. You want to know a crazy cruise story?

I've never been on a cruise, but I got a crazy cruise story for you. How do you have a crazy cruise story if you've never been on a cruise? This makes no sense. Through a friend of a friend of a friend. Anyways. Okay. That means she saw it on TikTok. No, so... From a friend of a friend. My brother, his best... I feel like I'm not sitting ladylike. No.

Yeah, you're definitely not. How embarrassing. Anyways, my brother, his like two best friends were on a cruise a couple of years ago and they're like in their cruise room and like right outside their door at night, they hear like this crazy commotion and they go out and there's all these people and they're like, oh, that's weird. They just assumed it was like, yeah, they're like, well, it's probably just some drunk fights or whatever. They wake up the next morning and they find out. It was Vin Diesel shooting another Fast and Furious movie? No, it wasn't. That would have been way cooler though. Anyway, so two rooms down,

The couple that was in that room two rooms down had just gotten married and they were on their honeymoon. The guy cheats on his wife on their honeymoon on the cruise with another woman. No. The wife finds out. There's no shot. The wife finds out, kills him with a butter knife. What? No. No. On the cruise. No.

kills him with a butter knife and so for the rest of the cruise they would walk past that door and there was like caution tape all over the door and stuff because it was literally a crime scene and the woman like got taken to the prison on the cruise and yeah wait wait wait this happened on which cruise one your brother went on uh it was you know the wedding we went to yeah that couple

there's no way yeah no shot y'all went to the weddings the couple no no no no not that couple the way we went the wedding we this couple's wedding we went to it was their cruise yeah and they it was the it was a cruise that that couple went on like the people we know oh i've got to go on more cruises yeah it sounds great first of all but you know i'm you know homie probably shouldn't have cheated on his honeymoon but like also a butter knife that's what i'm saying like that's what me at

what I was like. If Kenzie came at me with a butter knife, I think I can. How is he going to go out with a butter knife? If somebody's ever attacking me with a butter knife, I'm just going to tell you right now. I want to know how strong this woman was to take her newlywed husband out with a butter knife. If you're going to kill me, don't try it with a butter knife. I will laugh at you. Even if you are succeeding, I'm going to laugh at you the whole time. I'll be like, really? A butter knife? That's how you're doing this? Really? But what does scare me

You look like butter. You actually do look like you took a butter stick and just brought it to your face. You know what Cash always says? Anytime we're talking about a girl...

If we're ever talking about a girl that he like hung out with or kissed or anything, he's like, yeah, but you, you actually would have really liked her. You would have been really good friends with her. And I'm like, well, that chance is ruined now that you went and made out with her. No. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's not true. You became very good friends with a girl that I kissed one time. Multiple girls actually. No, no, not multiple really. Brooke.

Brooke Monk? Put it on blast, Kate. We'll say one. No, two. Can we talk about how Brooke Monk gets a million likes each video? That is a crazy statement. She does. It's insane. I stalk her almost every day, and every day she gets a million likes each video. I don't know who you're talking about, but you should stop stalking people.

Okay. Yeah. Now that I put the name on blast, I'm going to tell you all a funny story. So we were in a hotel room. It was me. Don't say all the names. It was me, Cash's sister, and two other girls. Paige? I'm not saying names. Oh.

Two other names. Two other girls. Two other girls. We'll call them Cheryl and Carol. Paige. No. Cheryl and Carol. We'll call them Age and who else? Took. Was one of them Paige? Yes, one of them was Paige. Oh, no. Anyways, four in a hotel room. Wait, say who it all was again. It was me, Cash's sister, and two other girls. Paige? Yes, Paige was one of the other girls. Okay. Anyway.

So we're all sitting there. So it's you, Cash, Mav, Cash's sister, and... No, not Cash and Mav. Lainey, my sister, Lainey, and one of the girls. No, wait. Lainey, no, no. Shut up. Lainey, Kate, Cash. No!

No. No. Shut up. Listen. Me, Lainey, Paige, and one other girl. All right. Now, can I say it? So, Kay, Lainey, Paige, and another girl. Yes. Whose name is Kay. Good job. Whose name is Daniel. Daniel. No, I never kissed a Daniel. I didn't kiss a Daniel. No. No.

sitting in this hotel room talking and we were talking about how cash like messed with me for the longest time and the two not cash or sister but the other two girls had been friends with cash before we started dating and they were like yes everyone knew he was in love with you and it was so annoying to watch him do that and blah blah blah do what whoa watch him do that what do you mean do that what do you mean do that

They just knew that you liked me, but then you would mess around with other girls. Stop saying mess around. I just told Kate I couldn't date you. You messed around? I was like 17. Butter boy over there? I messed around. Kate means I was 17 and I said I didn't want a girlfriend. And he went and he kissed like 30 plus girls. No, no. I kissed a couple of girls at the time. I want those girls to look now and look at what they kissed. Look at this. I'm a real winner. Y'all did well. Anyways, finish the story. But we're all sitting there and...

And because we were also talking about the other girls and like guys they've kissed and stuff. Yeah. And Lainey goes, wait, everyone in this hotel room has kissed my brother. What? Because all of us had kissed Cash and she was like, and yeah, that was the story. As we all three were looking at each other, we were like, we all have kissed Cash. What can I say? I kissed a bunch of women and then I got them all to still be friends with each other. No, you kissed, you kissed a bunch of women and three of them were friends.

I'm not friends with anyone else you kissed. You can't say anything about Harper playing games. You were the ultimate professional gamer. She literally asked me on the way here. She's talking about a guy and how he was playing games with her and stuff. She's like, but it's okay because didn't Cash do that to you? No, that's not okay. That's crazy. Harper's actually going to come to your wedding. Possibly. Oh, yeah, she probably will. And if you make good enough friends with her, maybe you can be a bridesmaid.

- Wait, but I'm like 15 though. - Well, a junior bridesmaid. - A junior bridesmaid? - Yeah. - Okay. I mean, but this is just too crazy. - You know what, I just-- - I'm with you, Harper. Four weeks is crazy. - No, it is not. - It is too much fun to be a bridesmaid. - I've waited four years to have a friend.

You haven't had a friend in four years? And I finally screwed up. Yeah, that's something you keep to yourself. She's like, I need someone to marry into the family so they can't leave. So I have a friend. What happened to all your other friends? No, you don't understand. Why would I need you? You sound like Donkey off Shred. Maverick.

and i'm just the only girl well i don't spend every day with you i see you a couple times a week which is honestly amazing it's so good when i haven't when another female walks into the house i'm like wow y'all exist there's girls on the outside so i need them to get married as soon as possible so that i always have at least one girl around there you go do it for kate you literally sound like donkey off of shrek but i don't have any friends i do

I do have friends. I have a couple of friends. I have a couple of really good friends that I love. But I don't see them all day, every day like I'm with the boys. In case y'all are wondering, Kate always tries to make people feel bad saying she has no friends. That's not true. She's literally throwing a surprise birthday party tonight for two of her friends. Two out of my three friends. Wait, who are your friends? It's my friend Kate and my friend Haley. And then whose other one? I have Trinity. Oh, I have...

- Oh, I have another one. Lily. - It's Trinity, Lily, Cash, or Kate. - Oh, Lily, you hear that? She forgot about you. You're not a real friend. - That is not true. - Sounds like a great friend. - That is not true. Lily's just at college and I haven't seen her much lately. - You know what's crazy though? I've seen, there's this trend on TikTok where everybody's showing off their Snapchat streaks.

Markel Washington made a video on it and his snapchat streak is almost 3,000 days. Oh my goodness. That's crazy That's like he's actually had it since he was like 12. Yeah, he almost has one in 9 years. Yeah, that's insane Wow, every single day Like what if you snap something like 10,000 times a day? Wouldn't that be crazy? Like that would be that that's how people get high snap scores. Oh

- What's your snap score? - Yeah, I was about to ask. - Yeah, my snap score is like 190 something. - I do not believe that. - No, I should check it. - Wait, we talked about this the other day, but I forgot what yours was. - We did. I don't even know if we ever checked Harper's. Y'all were too busy dogging me. - Yeah, did we ever check Harper's? - Did everyone realize that Kate lied about hers?

I didn't lie. In that episode? What do you mean? I didn't lie. Yeah, you did. Mine's 178. That's actually not that bad. No, Kate lied about hers in that episode. I didn't. What did I say? It was way higher. What did I say? We were going off, and then it was way higher. So what's your real snap score? Oh, you're so right, because they were like- Yeah, now she's coming out and saying it. No, no, no. I remember, because I was like, I lied about it for the video, and I was going to eventually tell y'all, but then by the time I was literally going to tell y'all, y'all already moved on. Wait, you lied about it? I think I said my snap score was like 400-something. Wait, what is it?

- I don't know, let me see. - I don't know, let me see. - I'm actually looking. - I'm trying to look right now. - We did a little episode about this and I forgot all the Snap scores. - Gosh, wait, I'm tripping. - Did we lose our streak? - Oh, it's 677,000. - Wait, wait, what? - 677,000? - Kate, we're gonna lose our streak, it's on the timer. - Oh no! - Oh no, we have to pay 99 cents again.

No, I'm like literally 600,000 is crazy. Wait, wait. How many do you have? Like 50? 50? I have like 52. Wait, how many do you have? Was this your streaks or just on your snap? Okay, sorry. Harper, how many do you have? How many do I have? We have 100. What's your snap score? My snap score is 178. And what's yours? So 277. We'll say 275. Hers is like 30.

Can I just make a new Snapchat to save myself? - Wait, wait, wait, right now we're at 275. - This is 53. - 53, so we're at 275, we're at 325. Alex, what's yours? 10K, so we're at 385, what's yours? - Yeah. - Hey, what's yours? - Keep in mind she's had Snap for 13 days. - One of Harper's friends is here. Wait, what is it at? - I've had Snap since the second one. - 51 total, not 51,000. - She said she had Snapchat for two weeks. - She just got it. - She's had it for two weeks, I've had it for like 13 years. - Wait, 51, not 51,000.

Oh, yours is 51,000 in two weeks? Wait, how is that possible? Wait, what? No, no, no, but how did you get to 51,000 in two weeks? 51,000 in two weeks? I told y'all, it's a main form of communication. I got 51,000 in like 10 years. Okay, so right now we're at 375, and Alexis, how much do you have? 28. Yeah, so 375. Hey, nice month, though. They don't do the like mass snapping. You're on the podcast. Yeah, I used to do that too. When you do like... Bye.

Hold on, hold on. So in two weeks, she's at 51,000. Wait, Matt, Matt, listen. With everyone here put together, we're at 400,000. Oh, wow. Kayla's more than everyone here put together. That's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven people. Some of y'all have clearly never mass snapped, and me and Kayla are on the same wavelength. No, no, no. Kayla is on her own wavelength. 51,000 in two weeks. I'm sorry, Kayla, but you almost snapped a little much. A little much? I tried to tell you, but no, let me answer my tweaks. One minute.

What? No, I have friends with over a million. But anyways. No, no, no. You realize it's been two weeks, you're at 51,000? Yes, ma'am. That means... I understand. Dude, wait, do you get points for stories too? Eight weeks, she'll be at 400,000. In 16 weeks, she'll be at 800,000. In just four months, she'll be at 800,000. Oh, wait, ma'am, listen to this. That's insane. Ma'am, listen. With seven people here put together...

Kate still has 200,000 more than all seven. I want y'all to know that with all of my friends, though, like 600,000 is very average. For all of, like me and all of my friends. What? That's so normal. Like I just checked, my friend Caitlin, she has 1.1 million. Lily has 690. I'm confused where all these friends are coming from all of a sudden. Yeah, all these friends. I just checked my one. I thought you had friends. I do, I was naming friends. Who's Caitlin? That's a new one. We have all these new friends now. I was checking my snap.

What? And Caitlin, she has 1.1. 1.1 million? Haley has 390. And Lily has 690. How much does your sister have? I have to restore me and my sister's streak.

Oh no. Ask her to split the cost. It's 98 days. How much money do you spend in getting streets back? Well, since I have Snapchat Plus, I can restore it for free for one. Oh, so she pays for Snapchat Plus. So do you. I restored it. Yeah, but for different reasons. Okay, guys. My sister's, guess her Snap score. What? One point something million? One million. It's 1.125. It's 1,125,425. I'm telling you guys.

telling you guys, when I was in middle school, I probably, I spent like, or I would send like well, like over a couple hundred snaps a day just doing like snapback. Oh, because you also get points for every snap you open. So if you have a hundred people send you a snap and then you send those hundred people a snap, that's 200 snaps. It's not like the Flux have a high snap score. I don't know why people overrate it so much. Like, or like, like it's not like, I'm not like, I'm not like trying to like be rude. Um, but like, I don't understand my sister. Like, what?

yeah well i wish i could delete snapchat now i hate it so much genuinely when i have to open up snapchat i'm like freak this i hate snapchat no i get made fun of on snapchat i don't like it every time i open my snapchat it's literally just hey here's what you were doing four years ago and it's me crying oh it's depressing but all right kate why don't why couldn't you date mav

This is a long list. No, I'm going to be honest. I think that had Cash and I not just been the ones to start talking then, or maybe if our age gap wasn't as big as it was, because I think I met him when I was like 11 and you were probably like, what, 15? Something like that. Yeah. So obviously a 15-year-old's not going for an 11-year-old, but I think had I been 14 or 13, I could see myself doing that.

see at least she's realistic yeah i think i think it could have i think if the age difference was like different it could have been a 50 50 shot possibly you're in denial it's crazy you're in denial in denial i don't know he's like you love my wife yeah you're in denial you and me you and me what is wrong with you i hate this conversation you're like this is weird guys y'all are weird all i'm saying is is that it's

It's weird. Everyone agrees this conversation is weird. No, because you're making it weird because all I'm saying is this. Is this not weird? No. Thank you. I'm going to say it's who you meet. If you would have met Kate and I would have met Kenzie, everybody here would just think that's normal. Yeah. Sure. And if I were to bring up the conversation, then everybody would be like, this is a weird conversation. You can't deny there's a huge difference between Kate's personality and Kenzie's personality. Yeah, I never did Kenzie. That's my point. If I wanted a Kate, I would have went out and found a Kate.

Yeah, but you can't just go find a Kate. It's not like there's just Kate laying around. You can't just go find a Kinsey. You're telling me I can't go find a white chick that dyes her hair, that loves to shop at Target, and goes to church on Sunday, and shops at Starbucks every single day? They're rare. You'd be surprised. I can go in. I can find probably one in that exact same outfit at Target right now. She literally walked into Target the other day. She goes, I'm everywhere. She's like, it's just me. I literally did. I walked into Target, and there was probably...

Five other girls wearing the same thing as me. I was like, this is terrifying. They were all fake blondes. They all had their hair pulled back in the same gold clip that I was wearing. We were all wearing those oversized t-shirts with biker shorts and freaking running shoes. Which none of them bike or run. No, it was so... That's so true. Why do they all wear biker shorts and they don't even bike? Anyways, like I was saying...

Here's your options, Kate. Okay. Number one, you got to name them before I give it to you, okay? So I got to, what do you mean rank them? How does she not understand? Do you mean rank them like? How do you not understand? Do you mean rank them like, oh, I'm going to kiss him? Kiss, marry, kill. Do you understand the game? Okay, first of all, yeah, do you know how the game is played? Yeah, okay, I'm caught up to speed now. Okay, because we've only played it three times. I get it now. Okay, here we go. Option number one.

Flynn Rider. Oh, that's my husband. What did she say? Are you kiss, marry, or killing? I'm marrying Flynn Rider. But you don't know the other options. No, there is no other options. There is no other options. I don't need to hear the rest. It's me and Flynn Rider for life. Okay, next. Sheldon.

- Oh, that feels wrong. - From young Sheldon. - Well, he's like 15. - No, not young Sheldon is, but just Sheldon is older. - Oh, Sheldon. - Just Sheldon as a person, young or old or in between. Wait, isn't the young Sheldon definitely like 18 plus now? - No, he's like 15 still. - No way. - Wow. - I thought he was like old now. - You should have gave her all children. - Sheldon, hit me up if you want. - That would not have been funny. - Young Sheldon, old Sheldon, just Sheldon as a person. You can choose what era. - Sheldon as a person. - It could be his college era, it doesn't matter. - Oh gosh.

I can't. Unfortunately, Sheldon's just not my type. Yeah, but are you going to kill him? Can I hear the third option? Nope. Okay, I'm going to...

He's going to give me like Shrek or something for the third option. What do you want to do? Shrek. Is it Shrek is my third option? We don't know if it's your third option. Okay, I'm going to kiss Sheldon. I don't know who you're killing. You're locking that in? I mean, I'm not locking anything in. I'll change my answer after this. No, you have to lock it in. That's not fair. No one else had to play like this. Yeah, but we played wrong. Sorry. The third option was me.

Oh, no. Oh, you just killed your husband. I thought it was going to be someone I really wanted. Oh, my goodness. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. The trauma. I'm so sorry. That was crazy. No, I definitely. I saved the best. They saved the best for last. We were supposed to save Mary. I definitely would have kissed you. Oh, yeah. You say that now. I would have kissed you. You should have played your game differently. I would have killed Sheldon. I would have killed Sheldon, kissed you, and married Flood for sure. Yeah. Well, you. What the? What did you just say?

What is she saying? She said she's still married Flynn! Flynn Rider is my husband. He's animated! No, that's my husband. It is a cartoon! You like cartoons? That's weirdo. I like Flynn Rider. That's it. Me and, you know what? Then I'd marry Cindy. My mother?! No, Cinderella. Oh! Not your mother! Oh my goodness! What?! Oh my, that freaked me out, bro! Wait, is she your mother? Yes!

Marrying your mother. What? That is bad. That is really bad. No, Cinderella. Okay, cool. That's great. I'm glad we covered that. Well, if we're marrying mothers, then... Does this give you an ick? You know, it kind of does when they're too long. When they're long, it's kind of icky. Wait, you don't like those? No, I don't. Yours will be real long. I'll be real.

I don't think guys ever notice one time give a crap about nails. Not even the slightest. No, like, girls, the amount of time girls talk about nails, and, like, I think that they think that, like, oh, this is going to look good. The amount of money we spend on nails, too, is crazy. I'm genuinely saying I don't think a guy has ever noticed a girl's nails. Let me put it this way. If I was dating, if Kenzie never, like, got her nails painted again,

I don't think I'd ever notice. Me either. And like, you could get your nails done. You could redo them every single day. And I don't know if I would notice. Unless it was like a crazy color. And I was like, why the frick do you have orange on your hands? I probably spent like at least $1,200 on my nails. Yeah, but I think y'all do that for yourselves. I don't think you're really doing it for us. Oh, 100%. Dude, what? I mean, we just y'all. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That story flipped real quick. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by that?

I obviously get my nails done for myself. Oh, you obviously do it for yourself? So that's why when you come back and you're like, you didn't notice my nails. Well, because I would like to notice. Because you were doing it for yourself when you almost have a breakdown because I didn't notice them. Well, obviously I want you to notice them. So you're not doing it just for yourself. No, but like I would rather. So she feels good because she wants you to tell her. She's doing it for her. Yeah, but my point is you weren't doing it just for yourself.

Because you really don't like it if I don't notice. Well, I mean, I would get my nails done if I was single too. Yes, but you – I'm saying if you're doing it just for yourself, like for instance, like what's something that you just do for yourself? Brush your teeth. Yeah, like brush your teeth. Like when you brush your teeth, you're not like – you didn't notice I brushed my teeth?

Because in reality, you're doing that just for yourself. Well, actually, you could do it for other people because Kate does tell me to go brush my teeth for herself. She does. I sure do. My hands are abnormally big. That was a form of bullying and I don't stand for that. I don't stand for that either.

Kate, what do you stand for? Not a whole lot. I'm currently sitting right now. My hands do look a little pale compared to my sunburn. I do stand like when the ice cream truck is coming through the neighborhood. Oh, she'd be jumping for joy. Kate has made a fat joke about herself. That was crazy. That was not a fat joke. That was me saying I like the ice cream truck. Oh, that way that wasn't a fat joke? What did y'all make up? What's wrong with liking the ice cream truck?

No, but if you've been to an ice cream truck recently, it's kind of humbling when there's an ice cream truck going through a neighborhood and you just have to... I stress. I stress a lot. You just have to kind of stand there and hope that they come back. Because usually they make a lap around the neighborhood. Stand there? No, you got to run after it. Wait, what? Who stands there and hopes it comes back around? She's like, well, I guess I'll just hope it comes back. I'm like, what? You can't even run after it.

She's like, too slow. The thing goes one mile an hour through the neighborhood. How often do you stand there and it doesn't come back? Never mind. Then she walks back. She walks back. A wonderful day it is. What? Huh?

You said what? Apes together, strong. Apes together, strong. That's crazy. Every time there's an ice cream truck in my neighborhood or I've ever been around one and I want one, I follow the noise and I run. You slid out of that real fast. I follow the noise and I run. Never once have I thought an ice cream truck just stood outside and been like, oh, it comes this direction. In my neighborhood, they go back and there's no exit, so I know they're coming back.

Oh. Like, they have to drive back past me again to leave the neighborhood. So I don't have to run. I can just stand there. But then I'm like, are they going to know that I want ice cream? Or are they going to think I'm just a pedestrian because I'm so old? Like, you know, usually it's like a mall. Usually you would see someone like that, you know, looks like they're my age. What do you mean? Like...

A 19 year old girl can't get ice cream? No, it's just like, it feels awkward, especially like when you're the only one out there. I'm not gonna lie guys. I haven't, I got scammed by an ice cream truck actually. Scammed? Scammed. An ice cream truck scammed me so hard. I'm glad you're finally realizing the prices are outrageous. No, no. This man played me so hard. I was a child. I was, I was young in adolescence and, uh,

I heard the ice cream truck. And this was a time in my life where I did go running after the ice cream truck. Oh, no. So my dad gave me some money. And I went and I picked out my ice cream. And I had like a dollar change. And he hands me my money. And he goes, oh, actually, I thought I was getting such a good deal. He was like, actually, instead of giving you this dollar back, I can give you two lollipops. I said, ah!

gave me the lollipops and then I was so proud of myself I thought I negotiated something that is crazy you could probably upsell children really easy my sister it was probably a couple weeks after my grandma passed and we got her cremated and she had been put in a nice pretty box she's awaiting my grandpa and then whoa whoa your grandpa is not dead

No, but we're going to keep her until he dies and then he'll be cremated and they'll go together. In a river? What is our culture? This is horrible. Yeah, so anyways, my grandma, she's sitting on a nice shelf at home and I always say hi to her when I walk in at my parents' house. But Anna, my little sister, had been dating this guy for a while and my mom was having a Christmas party and he comes in and I was like, oh, you want to come say hi to our grandma? Yeah.

And he was like, yeah. And I took him over to the box. And I was like, this is grandma. And I introduced him. And I was like, grandma. Oh, you're weird. And he literally, homie looked at the, homie was looking at a box and he was like, hello. And then Kate was like, Kate was so, it was the serious I've ever seen Kate. And Kate goes, you can say hi. And he looks at the box and he doesn't know it's a joke. And he like almost reached his hand out. Dude, he doesn't even know it's a joke. And he's looked at the box and he was like, he was like,

Hi, grandmama Did you call her grandmama? And then we're all behind him and we all just started busting out laughing He was like, I thought y'all were serious He was like, that's not funny That is so messed up But grandmama would have appreciated it Why? I think To joke about her life like that? Yeah, I don't think that's very funny I think she would have wanted her We're the only ones that clearly know what's okay and not okay to say A noise in the middle of a funeral story

Listen, I think grandma would have wanted us to introduce her to Anna's boyfriend. I just like to have like, you know, I like to be a small bean in my clothes. Did you know what I said? I know what you said. What did I say? I like to be a small bean in my clothes. Yes. How about this? Why are you laughing at her? You know what I'm saying? She sounds like her son.

yo my favorite character in any movie ever is donkey i just watched shrek i just watched shrek for the first time donkey's great shrek is low-key and inappropriate movie yeah yo don't be watching that yeah shrek curses a lot man i was like oh my gosh and then i looked it up it's rated pg

I don't know how. Is Shrek cussing? Yes, he cusses. No, they don't. Yes, he cusses. Indirectly. No. Shrek straight up cussed four times in the first movie. Cash, you know that that's an alternative for donkey, though. Yeah, but he still said it. I don't care. Yes, they indirectly. There's another word that you can say for donkey, and it's like indirectly cussing, and that's what he would do is he would say that. What are you talking about? You know the swear word? What word?

Obviously, he knows what word. He's trying to get you to say it. You know what word she's talking about? That's the word. I'm telling you, Shrek is not a good... Thank you for clarifying, Harper. It's not a good movie. And not only that...

It has like inappropriate, there's so much inappropriateness. Guys, Cars isn't an inappropriate movie. But when the cars flash their lights at Lightning McQueen. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why is there so much stuff in these kitchens? That girl car, she's looking kind of fine too. I don't know why. Okay. If they shouldn't have her looking like that. Put some clothes on. Oh, my God. That's so valid. What are you talking about? I know what you're saying because I always thought that. Yeah, I was going to say it. You're like, if I was going to date a car.

If you're gonna date a car would you rather date Mater or Lightning McQueen? There's something about Mater. Are you saying you like Mater right now? You know what car K reminds me of? K reminds me of that car from um, what's that guy's why y'all whispering again?

What? That'd be fun, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't tell them. They'll just have to watch our TikToks to see it. Yeah. What? Okay, you guys know that car? If Kate was a car, she'd be this car. You know the one that drives around and he's like... The tire car? You sound like him. What's his name? I don't know. He's got an Italian accent. He's like... No, it starts with an F. Fernando. Fernando? No, it's like...

Don't know either way you're that car. That's a crazy school Francis Francisco for sure I'm not the sexy car you were just talking about no no no I think that's probably more like me if we had to pick guys from Rio from Rio. I never watched Sally that was her Sally or Miss Incredible

Okay, first off, what is up with these children's movies? I saw a picture the other day. I was like, what? It showed me... It was like five different pictures of cartoon characters from when you were a kid that you didn't realize. Miss Incredible. Who else was on there? The chick from Avatar. All these girls...

Not okay what they were wearing. You didn't ask my question. Miss Incredible or the car? If I say car, that's messed up. I have to say Miss Incredible. Tell them why you married me.

Gosh, I was beastly. Go ahead. I don't want to do that. Remember, because I'm amazing. I was about to say, it seems like he's like, we rehearsed this. And you couldn't stand life without me. Remember, I was better looking than Maverick, so you wanted me to. Why am I in this? Please leave me out of this. That's weird, guys. Okay, go. Oh, because he was. Guys, we're a happy married couple. All right, come on. Ew. It was so amazing. She's going to get a bimble there.

uh gonna get into freestyle or something yeah freestyle or something no no okay okay jokes aside everyone kate's gonna tell you why we got married now i got married oh at 18 moment dude i literally need you to get your own scene okay we're just gonna have to deal with it for right now okay go ahead go ahead i got married because i thought it would be a fun thing to do at 18.

So why did you think it was so fun? Babe, they have watched all this time to hear the reasoning. We need to give them more. Give them more. Listen, I don't know what y'all want from me. I started dating him and I wanted to marry him. Is she about to cry? Well, she gets sentimental when she talks about me. Oh. So it's okay. I know, it's hard. But you're going to have to open up about your feelings. She's getting shy. Or she just gets sad when she thinks about why she married you.

I haven't figured it out yet. I can't. I know you can't, but you're going to have to. No, sit down. To the 17-year-old that's thinking, as soon as I turn 18, I'm getting married. Yeah, don't do it. Okay. What? I mean... She's getting shy. What do you mean, don't do it? Well, you haven't given them very many reasons to do it, now have you? So maybe you should give them some. Listen, I am a great wife.

She cugs, she cleans. I don't think Cash started with, I'm a great husband. Yeah, hold up. That's not what marriage is about. It's not about bragging. It's about what we think. Cash literally told me he married you for the tax benefits. They are pretty good. And I married you. That's not what he told me.

I married her for a lot of benefits, but some are better than others. Okay, go ahead. I just, I literally, he said, if we get married, you will get access to a credit card. And I said, okay. That's not what I said. Can you be for real for a second? I haven't been joking this whole time. I've been serious, and I've been trying to make this a good, loving podcast episode. You remember that headache I have? You were yelling in my ear right now. Sorry, all right, go ahead. That's why she keeps looking away. Okay. All right, guys, I fell in love with Cash, and I wanted to be his wife.

Not by force. Not by force. And I didn't want to wait until I was in my late 20s to get married when I knew I wanted to get married. Don't you feel like you're going to miss out on the college experience? College seems like the worst thing that I could have ever experienced. What about just the experience of being a young adult and going out and having fun? I am a young adult. But you don't go out and have fun. But going out and partying with other guys. You have fun?

Partying with other guys is not on my roster. I mean it was on my roster But I didn't give any invites not many guys liked me that way. Oh god. Oh wait girls. Did you fart bro? No, no, it literally smells so bad It's his breath. I did you know it might be I meant to brush my teeth before the episode I really did mean to brush my teeth before the episode. That's crazy. Can I answer? Yeah answer. The primos Hello, oh wait put it up to the mic. Who is this? Show me

Oh my gosh. They gave out her number? Wait. They shouldn't be doing that. Wait, you don't know who that is? No. Dude. Wait, hold on, pause. Y'all are just talking to fans right now? I don't know who I'm talking to. There's no faces. Hey, show me your face, bro. Are they showing their faces? Well, if you're not going to show your... Okay, I'm hanging up. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. They're being elusive. Wait, let me see. Let me see real quick. They're being mysterious. Let me see it.

Oh, she showed her face. Wait, show your face.

She's under 18. I'm gonna go. Bro, everybody at school gives out my number. Oh my gosh. I know I married Kate, but I still can't be talking to under 18 girls. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. And I'm not taking it back. And I'm gonna say it. I cannot stand the people you go to school with. All of them? Like all 4,000 of them? Literally anybody who's mean to Harper, thumbs down from Kate. Oh no, they got the thumbs down.

If you're giving out her phone number, Shay D. That is one of the perks in my tribe. You get Harper's phone number for $150 a month. No, guys, like literally everybody you go to school with hates me. Yeah, you're so bored if you're giving out her phone number. Find something better to do. No, everybody hates me at school and I love it. You love it? No, I cram myself to sleep every night. I'm kidding. But hey, at least I got some good friends like y'all. Uh,

The last I called, you said we weren't your friends. What? No, y'all are my parents. Oh. So we're not your friends. No. Listen, I feel for you. I feel for you because I was in public school while being a TikToker and it was terrible. I was in public school up to the second grade and that was rough. Guys, do you see my lips? There's a whole red line over it because they're so chapped. Oh. Have you used pink sugar by Summer Fridays? Yes, I have it in my school bag.

The pink sugar one? People steal it. Exactly. I knew you were going to say that. I literally was like, but people steal it from her. People steal it? Yes. I got Harper's DNA. Yeah. Wait, they actually steal your chapstick? Yes. Obviously. From your bag? Yes. Obviously at a public school, they're going to steal a girl with 4 million followers on TikTok. They're going to steal her stuff. Clearly. I mean, you would know, wouldn't you?

Kate stole a lot of things. I don't think it's the thief. I mean, I know it's kind of weird. We were shopping in the mall and I was doing something and Kate goes, don't do that. That's what thieves do when they're about to steal something. I was like, how do you know that? What was I doing? Oh, he was like... I said... Oh, go ahead. We were at PacSun and he was like, we had bought in...

I don't even know. Oh, we had taken our sweatshirts off when we were carrying it. Y'all shop at Paxton? Paxton? No, I attempted. That's a nice store. They had nothing there. Yeah, we walked in there. It's very expensive. But we had taken our hoodies off and then Cash's hat and then we had a water bottle. Our arms were full and we hadn't even started shopping yet. And he was like, oh, let's just ask Paxton for like a shopping bag, an empty shopping bag. Like that's what people who steal do. You ask another store for an empty shopping bag and then you go to other stores and you shoplift. And you know what? That thought has never entered my mind. Is my lashes like

falling off or something? Yeah, it is. I wasn't going to tell you, but it is. It looks like they can take flight at any second. When I woke up, my lashes were all...

What about my people you know girls tell me I have good lashes. I'm always getting complimented on my lashes. No girl you told me that shut up you told me that. Shut up that's not true. No you told me that you said cash your eyelashes are just so naturally I wish my eyelashes were like that. Oh and then I started using lash serum. What'd you say? Then I started using the lash serum. I'm pulling my makeup a little. You talk like a mouse. Meep meep meep meep meep.

What's a lash serum? It grows your lashes. Really? Yeah. You have a serum that can grow things? Yeah. Yeah. Hey.

That's crazy. I was so sad what we did to my dad on Life 360. What did you do? Oh, no. First of all, y'all have to know my dad. My dad is like the sweetest guy ever. And he's the only person in my family that didn't have an iPhone. Oh. So you had to get Life 360. No, it gets worse. Couldn't have five. He just doesn't not have an iPhone. Scott was rocking with the Nokia. A Nokia. He has a Nokia.

Do you even know what a Nokia is? Even the Android user in the room is cringing. No, okay. To be fair, my dad just works for Nokia, so he gets like a free phone. Like he's never paid for a phone in his life. Oh, so he like built it. Yeah, he like crafted it himself. No, he gets free phones. He's never paid for a phone. That's good. Anyways, obviously you don't have Find My iPhone when you're a Nokia user. Right. So he was like...

Obviously. He starts texting me and my brother. We're like 15 and 16 years old. He's texting us. He's like 15 minutes for the message to send. He's like, no, he was like, send us a link to life 360. Sit down.

He sent us the link to Life360, and he was like, you guys need to join it. I can't see your locations. I don't have to find my iPhone. And so we're in the backseat of the car, and me and Michael are stressing. Obviously, we don't want Life360. What are we going to do about it? We're stressing. We're both sneaking out in the middle of the night doing stuff we're not supposed to be doing. So we're shaking. That's what I'm wondering. What did you do? What were you doing? You two were picking me up.

in the middle of the night. That's what I was doing. I'm not going to lie. One time, Maverick took one for the team. Actually, no. I'll talk about that in a second. Okay, but anyway, so my dad's like, download... Taking one for the team too many times. He's like, download Live360. And me and Michael are like stressing and like we see... Michael's like, oh, dad, it didn't come through. I don't know why. Like, it very well came through. And my dad's like, oh, okay, I'll try again. And he's finished the link like five times. And then...

And we're like, yeah, it's just broken because you got an Nokia. He literally said that. We were like, we think it's your phone, dad. He was like, this stupid phone, it doesn't do anything. Hey, wait, have we ever showed Kate's vertical? Yes, we have. Have we? Do it, do it. Let's see that vert. Show me your vert, Kate. Come on, vert. Show me your vertical. Go ahead. If you do it, I'll do it. Well, you're not going to be laughed at. No, Kate, you won't be laughed at. Just maybe...

Shamed? No, I don't know the right word, but yeah, just come on. Let's see your vert. Remember, you gotta keep your knees straight once you jump. Jump! No, no, no, but like with all your might. Like, jump high. Here's a normal vert. An average human. Well, I mean, not probably above average human, but anyways. Alright, you go. Hey, that wasn't bad. He like looks like he's floating. I know. I feel like I'm floating. That feels like a blast off to me. Try it again. I wanna see.

Harper hey wait wait you do it you do it go on the floor shows your bird Justice for Gerald No, it's pretty good except for the part where you fell yeah, you can that was highly embarrassing yeah I would hate to you. I mean I have not been diagnosed with anything. I've never been tested with anything I just know from like my personal experience like

For a couple months ago, it was really bad. I was constantly... When Cash would leave, I would start internally freaking out. I've never been a super anxious person, but I was full of anxiety. And I would like... Gosh, I am going to cry. I don't want to cry. Okay, it's okay. So... It's fine. Tell me about it. We can both cry on the podcast. Well, I want to know what happened. Okay. This is so bad. I've never been able to like...

Okay, so I would pretty much just like constantly worry that like he was gonna die. I hate it. I don't like it. Like, and I always told him I was like, I'm so scared.

Like I don't want anything to happen to either of us like and I was just in my head about it like so in my head about it because I didn't laugh so she laughed and then you laughed. Buttholes. What? You look like one right now. Yeah you got a toilet seat on your head. Listen. Anyways so. Okay I'm so sorry you're talking to me about this.

No, I'm like the worst person to say this to. No. Okay. So I've made fun of you about this for like a year. Yeah, I know. But I'm sorry. No, it's fine. So I was constantly just like scared. I was scared when I was by myself. Like if I was gone, I was like, I have to get back home like just to be okay. Like I need to be home now because like it's it's I'm not dependent on cash. Like I can function by myself. But

It was almost like I was so like I can like go out and do things by myself. But I felt like if I wasn't with him, like something so bad was going to happen and that we just constantly needed to be together. Yeah. And so I was like talking about it. And and then finally, a couple months ago, I was like, I'm so tired of feeling like this. Like I prayed about it and stuff.

And there was like something else going on and I was like it was like two separate things that were like happening in my life and I finally was like okay I'm tired of feeling like this and one morning I woke up and it was like 6am and I just couldn't go back to sleep so I literally just like went to my living room and

I just started like writing in my prayer journal and like I write in my prayer journal a lot but like I wrote like pages and pages and pages like the most I've ever written and I was like I can't do it anymore like I can't feel like this I wake up just like hoping that we're gonna get through the day and like I go to bed like hoping that we both wake up in the morning and like just this constant fear in my life that one of us is gonna die I don't want us to die right now I don't want to die I know no

And so this was, like, probably two months ago this morning. I just, like, wrote, like, a bunch in my journal, and I was literally just, like, begging God. I was, like, please, like, I can't do it anymore. Like, I've been praying about it. And, like, right in that moment, it was, like, I've, like, experienced, like, like, I felt God move in my life so many times, but, like, in this moment, it was, like,

I'm like shaking because I'm just so full of anxiety and like literally out of nowhere it just like washes out of me and I'm like so still and I'm like so full of peace and I was like I have not felt this peaceful in months and like I'm just like crying out to the Lord like please like make it stop like I hate this and he so quickly was just like okay and he like did it and I was like like and right after that like for like it's been months since that since that

And I've like haven't worried like I'm out and I'm like I'll get home when I get home cuz like we're both fine and I think another part of it is just that I'm so worried that one of us is gonna die and like I think about how that would just end up with one of us having to live without the other for years and years and years but then I think about eternity and like Cassius always told me he's like I

When we die, like, we're just... Like, we can't think of it as dying. Like, we're relocating. And, like, eventually the other one's gonna relocate, too. And we're gonna, like... It's gonna be way better. Is it the same place as the question? Yes. Yeah. See, that's...

Yeah, ideally. Lighthearted joke. Yeah. But so I don't know. It's just like I feel like the Lord has brought me a lot of peace just with that. But recently, the last few weeks, it's kind of gotten bad again. And I think it was because I got so comfortable, like just living like that, that I wasn't I wasn't really praying about it to God. I wasn't like saying like like I wasn't asking him to like help me not feel like that because I wasn't feeling like that.

And then, like, the last couple weeks, it's kind of been, like, on my mind a little bit more, but, like, not as bad. But then last night, we were at dinner, and, um, can I, like, talk about it? Oh, wait, about dinner? Yeah. Uh, don't talk about it right now. Why? Just something happened. Okay. Wait, wait, why can't we talk about it? Because we have, yeah, we have another episode, like, that's not true. Okay. No, this is our last episode for today.

I just, we're almost out of time. We're not going to talk about it next time. You sure? Yeah, we're not going to talk about it again. We can go long if we need to. Okay. Well, last night we were at dinner and it was my sister's birthday dinner. And, um... Alexis is crying. Alexis is crying. Wait, pause. Our cameraman's crying. Oh, dude, I know Bob's crying right now. Not to put him on blast, but our cameraman is crying. I didn't realize it was that bad. I thought I was just filming. Yeah. I hear a sound.

Yeah. Well, so last night, like I said, the last couple of weeks has kind of been on my mind more like, and the boys have like been telling me, I'm like, guys, like, I'm so scared. Like just something bad is going to happen. And like, it's not just like dying. It's like, I'm scared someone's like stalking me or I'm scared I'm going to get sex trafficked or just like, I'm terrified that something bad is going to happen to me. And so last couple of weeks, it's been more like that kind of stuff. And the boys have both been like, you have to stop. Like, like this is not healthy for you to just constantly live like that. But yeah,

I don't think you knew how, like, serious it was for me, and that's why you kind of always made jokes about it. But I've never held that against you. Like, I've never talked to you about it. It wasn't even jokes. I was just like, are we serious right now? Yeah. Yeah. No, I've never held that against you. I was probably a little insensitive. Well, I've never talked to you about it. I can't just expect you to know. But, um, so last night we were at my sister's birthday dinner, and we were out on a patio. Like, it was like a balcony slash patio setting. And we were just like, the dinner was fine. And, um, and I was like, I don't know.

and we were at the table closest to the railing, my family. So, like, me, my mom, my sister, my brother, our backs were, like, to the street behind us, and we were almost done with dinner, and then we just hear, like, gunshots right below us. And it was, like, bang, bang, bang, and then we were, like, it stopped for a second, and we were, like...

those were gunshots. And then a second later, it was like bang, bang, bang, like, like literally like eight more gunshots went off and it was like right below us. It was like below us across the street. And so everyone on the balcony like jumps up and they run inside. And we all were like, you know, the restaurant locks the door and they brought down the blinds on the patio and stuff. And everyone ended up being okay. I literally think it was just like a drive by shooting, like two people like got mad at something. But like automatically when you like

And think about, like, gunshots and stuff. You just think about, like, mass shootings and, like, all the terrible things that have happened and, like, people that just go out to hurt people like that. And so then I was thinking, like, we were the ones right on the edge. Like, if they wanted to, they can easily just, like, pointed their gun up and, like, you know, shot us. Like, we were, like, the closest ones. It was, like, us and another table and no one's even sat at the other table. So...

Then I was just thinking about that and I was like, well, now that's how like I like I'm scared. I already when I like go out in public to like grocery stores or malls and stuff like I already like subconsciously have that in the back of my mind that like something like that's going to happen. But and then Cash was talking to me about it and he was like, just if we were ever in that situation and like.

I was protected. Like I would try to help the people around us. And I was like, I don't want that though. And it's so selfish of me. And I hate that I think like that, but like, I don't want to think about him going towards somebody with a gun, you know, like it terrifies me. I'm not that stupid. Okay. I'm not just going to go walk down a guy with a gun. No, but it's like, like, yeah, no, but I don't know. I just, so then I was just thinking about that all night and just like,

Just all the ways you can die. And so I don't know lately I've been feeling more like that, but I also know that like I

I haven't really acknowledged that I've been feeling kind of like that more often than I had been. So I think I really do just need to talk to God about it because I know that if I come to him, he's going to take it away. He always does. It's just, yeah. Yeah, you don't want to let fear control your life. Yeah, and it has been. For literally months it was. It was like I couldn't function. I was like, I leave the house and I'm like, I have to get back as soon as possible. It was bad. So when you talk about just...

You being in your head like that, like, I understand it in a different way. And, like, I'm sure there are people watching that understand it. But it's just, it's a weird feeling. And it's something that I'd never really felt before. Like, up until this last year, I don't think I'd really ever felt like this before. It was super random. But, yeah. Yeah. Well.

I appreciate you guys sharing. I know that you guys are both... Yo, what? Well, no, I'm just saying, like, they're both... I know that was, like, difficult to be vulnerable. Don't say it like that. No, I'm just saying they're both vulnerable. I appreciate you guys sharing. Yeah. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for oversharing. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I mean, you guys are both Christians. You're both a... 2 Corinthians 5, 17, a new creation in Christ Jesus. And you guys are loved and known. And when you're talking about being scared of death and fear, it is scary to think about, like,

like going, like, like leaving this earth or somebody else leaving this earth. And it's part of us living in a fallen world from Genesis three, that we're living in a fallen world that has death and it's sad and it's, and it's difficult. But the joy we get to know is that when we do go to heaven, that there is, there is an immense joy that we can't even describe or explain. One guy explained it to me. Like there's,

in this world, like try explaining to a five-year-old that there's something better than chocolate. They can't grasp that there's anything better than chocolate. They're like an intimate relationship with a spouse, anything in life. Like they don't understand that there's something, that there's something better than chocolate. They can't comprehend it in their brain. And that's us with heaven. Heaven is such a joy. You can't fit it. It's like trying to fit the ocean into a five gallon bucket.

Yeah. You can't fit that much joy into your brain. You can't understand it. I just can't imagine living without OC. Like, it's just like constantly always in my mind. Like, I don't know how free I'll feel once I get to heaven. You'll feel super free. I mean, you'll have a new resurrected body without any scars. Like, I mean, when we get there, like things like this aren't going to be a part of us. Like it's only, we only live with these things because we are in a fallen world. And like when we get to heaven, it's not going to be a fallen world. It's going to be perfect.

So that's why we live like this because like we live in a world full of sin, death, just darkness. Like that's why we have these things. But there will be no OCD desires. Yeah. It'll be a beautiful world. Yeah. That's kind of what I feel like that kind of gets when I think about death, like I literally just think about dying and I don't think about what comes after. And I think that's why it freaks me out so much is because like I don't think deeper than that. It's like a one of us is going to be gone.

But I don't think about how it's only going to be for 60 years and stuff like that. And that's kind of like what, I don't know, when I was getting better, it was like, like when things have like gotten better and I wasn't thinking like that, it was like when I thought about death, it was like exciting almost. It was like, I get to go be with like the creator and stuff like that. But I don't know, lately it hasn't felt like that. So that's why it's been worse.

You guys are also here on earth. Like, I mean, you're here for a purpose and maybe that purpose is to one day help little girls that also have that. You know what I mean? So like there is light at the end of the tunnel for everybody. And you can find that by trusting in Jesus as well. Yeah. And giving that to him. Yeah. Before. Yeah. Yeah.

Your dad silently insulted me, and nobody heard it. I didn't. Don't insult Kate. Don't insult Kate. Wait, wait, wait. What did you say? No. No! Mav said she was the kind of teacher that didn't let you laugh in class. That's just kind of like living with Kate. Yeah! Kate gets mad at things all the time. Yeah. All the time. No, I'm kidding. Kate doesn't get mad at me. Mom hit Dad. She won't let you do anything. Kate would be a good mom, I'm telling you.

kate's gonna be a great mom can't burn the yard okay kate will be a good mom yeah like she gets mad at things like this yeah she gets very great when i bring things like this out that's so hot turn off fast look at it look at her she's mad she's eating her eyes the gas is gonna get out it's stressing me out kate one time i came home and there was a black spot on our wall and i was like what happened here it was just us we didn't have kids

And he said, well, I had this lighter and I just wanted to see what would happen if I burned the wall. So, honestly, I'm sorry. It must be an inheritance rate. Sorry. Hey, I didn't burn my wall. I painted the wall so I could burn it if I would.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But the thing is, you broke a brick on the house. How does that happen? And then I fixed it. The brick was loose. And I was like, that's loose. We should probably... I was sitting out on the porch one morning reading my Bible. And I look up and the brick that you so perfectly fixed was on the ground. I personally super glued that thing. I should have stayed. All three of us. We put a lot of work into making that thing stay.

Yeah, well. And you know what? No one can see it. And nobody cares. Nobody cares about the brick, Kate. You fiddled with the brick until it fell off. Have you ever seen the brick? Have you noticed? Listen, I'm just a firm believer that we pay money for our things and we should treat the things that we spend money on good. We bought a nice house. We should treat our house nicely. But...

We bought this house to create content in. And so when things break for content, the brick wasn't content, but a lot of things are. You just broke the brick. I just broke the brick. Y'all care more about content. I care more about my home. Yeah, we don't because the home doesn't make us money.

Well, we already make enough money with the content not breaking our house, so why do we... Y'all are like, well, if we break our house, we're not going to make money. We make plenty of money without doing things that harm our house. Right, but if I can make money and have fun, I'm going to do that. I'm sorry, Kate. It's his fault. No, it's... I mean, it is your fault. He bought a motorcycle at three. I mean, they've just been...

I wouldn't say we've been like hazardous, but yeah. Right. Just right. Just hang out for a year. Yeah. They're chaotic, aren't they? And it's a stressful environment. It's not stressful with me here. Didn't they, didn't y'all have like things you juggled that were on fire? What were those called? Yeah. Yeah. We've had like, um,

Stuff y'all don't even realize. You guys are trying to do a triple backflip off the railing and you swear you're going to land it and I'm stressing because y'all are trying to kill yourself and y'all don't know it. Let's think about it here. We never would try to kill ourselves. It would only happen accidentally. When y'all do things that are stressing me out, y'all are going to hurt. When y'all are going to get hurt, I get stressed out. Out of all the stuff, the stress I've put my mom through, the stress I've put Kate through,

What have we done? What's happened? What has the stress done for anyone? What's been the outcome of all the stuff we did? Everything's fine. Well, you were almost lost at sea. You've had a broken leg. I mean, a few things. Almost, almost, almost. Answer me this. Did the stress fix any of it?

No. Did the stress bring him back from sea? No. Nope. Broke your leg. Stress didn't fix his broken bones. Listen, I didn't say I shouldn't stress, and I'm trying not to stress, but I live in a stressful environment, so naturally I will stress a little bit, but I'm working on it. You'll get there. It was hard for me, Kate. Did you stop stressing when they moved out? No, because sometimes I would lay awake at night, and I'd have to call them just to make sure they weren't fighting because I couldn't go to sleep because I was worried they were fighting.

What? Are you serious? You don't remember that? I would call and just make sure. That we weren't fighting? Yes, because I would be worried to death that y'all were out there killing each other or something. Y'all don't fight a whole lot. It's the activities y'all come together to do. That's what I was saying. I did have to, as a mom, watching them grow up, learn to back off. It was hard.

I think somebody told me once to raise courageous men, though, you have to let them be courageous little boys. That always stuck with me. It was hard, though. But they're not little boys now. We didn't want to raise a bunch of sissies. Well, they're not sissies now. They can stop doing that stuff. They're fine. Now, now. But what if I listen to it? What if I start to become a sissy? That's why we don't listen to you. Oh, my God.

Maverick's kind of a sissy when he dances naked. Maybe naked. I fully stand by it. You can say whatever you want. This man takes bubble baths and sits on the floor of the shower. He loves his bath. I sit in the shower too. He doesn't take bubble baths by himself anymore, so that's not as weird. That's good. He said, yeah. With the pink bubbles in each.

Okay, would you let me not stress you out and you walk in and your your full-grown man husband is taking a bubble bath by himself Is that what you'd rather? But you probably worry I drown. Oh, you never know He might have even borrowed one of your books that you've been reading I'm gonna throw a party and it's about to get wild we gonna light it up and everybody's probably wondering like it's dynamite What the heck am I gonna do? You know what? We'll just start now enough talk. So Kate

This is my first party. Oh, yeah, this is gonna be your first party. Kate, you're gonna love this party. So, Kate, have you not thought it's weird like that you... I was honestly surprised we got away with this, guys. I'm so shocked she didn't bust down in tears. I'm very, very surprised that we've gone this far. But as y'all might notice, my seat is different every episode. No! I told y'all I was gonna get like a party in here.

Hey, I'm standing up on my own. I am sitting on Kate's books! You guys have them in the wrong direction. They can't even read what books I'm sitting on. Can you not? Like, not? Are any of these your favorite? I also have two candles and a lighter. And, uh, he intends to break the candles today. No! Wait! No! What? Not that one!

You can always buy a new one. No! Today we're getting Kate. She's gonna get over her materialism. Kate, you gotta stop loving the world so much. I'm gonna light it uneven. Just one side. Oh, no. Let me smell it. I'm just gonna light one side. Look at her freaking out. I just don't understand. Why would you not grab a candle I don't light? You know I have candles in them.

That would be the purpose of breaking your material. We didn't know which ones you didn't like. We just grabbed some. Okay. What? Cut talking to your mic. Can you imagine? I'm actually, why? You're all the others. Are we serious? No, don't burn that candle like that. Wait, wait. This candle? That's a Christmas one. Okay, so can I burn it? It's summer. You're just going to, I mean. Unevenly? I'll just buy a new one next year.

Okay, so we'll burn the fun one. No! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! I'm easily influenced! Why would you do that? I don't understand. I'm going to go to Bath and Body Works right after this and buy that candle again if you burn it uneven. Yeah, she's going to use your money. You're not scared of me burning a candle uneven. I don't want it to burn uneven. You need to shut her credit card off. This is unacceptable.

Can you not burn it uneven? Oh, no. Can you not burn it uneven? I can't believe he's doing this. I'm genuinely asking. Just be a nice husband for once. Oh, but don't do it, Cash. Don't light all three. Do you want me to light all three, Kate? Yes, I would like you to light all three. Oh, God. What do I get out of it?

Hurry, Kate! Time is burning away! What do you mean, what do I get out of it? Dude, she looks mad. She looks real mad right now. Just be a good husband. I don't know. Oh. Like, don't do something I don't want you to do. Hey, how about you don't disrespect your husband? Yeah. I would never go get something that you like and purposely just mess it up just because. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, honey. Now I'm going to show y'all how I... Well, that was fun. Give me it now. No. No, I'm going to put it out with my fingers. No. No.

I can do it. Why would you do that? Why would you put it out with your fingers? Oh, you're not doing it, Harper. Oh! Oh, are you okay? Yeah. What in the world? Wait, did you step off the episode? This is not good for the candle, though. Oh, he says that. Look at that. Oh, I'd blow it out quick or else it's going to burn. Yeah, Kate might freak out. We don't want Kate to freak out. Did nobody get my joke? No. I was like, do you need to step off the episode?

Nobody gets that I thought you said do you do this stuff on the episode? Just let me look at it. No, you're just gonna make noise. Let me just look at it. You just wanna look at the candle? She wants to make sure it's okay. I just wanna see what it looks like. She needs to make sure it's okay. Alright, check your candle. Hand me that. Hand me that lighter. Is it okay? Yes, it's fine. Okay. Hand me that lighter. No, that's okay.

Can you tell me about how much she hated my special date that I tried to bring her on? I didn't hate the special date. We walked into the mall to get jean shorts, and he said, do you want to go to Dave & Buster's? And I was like, sure. On a date. I said, do you want to go to Dave & Buster's on a date? Why don't you leave that part out? I said, sure. We'll go to Dave & Buster's. Were you already at the mall? Yeah. We were already at the mall. You can't already be at the mall and then go, you see Dave & Buster's, want to go on a date at Dave & Buster's? No, no, no, no.

You want to go to Dave and Bob's? No, no. That's not what happened. I brought her on a date to the mall. And since we're at the mall, we have to go into stores for the date. Wait, was the mall the date? What kind of mall? We were at lunch, and I said, I need jean shorts. Let's go to the mall because we were right next to it. Let's make a date of it. Which is fine.

fine i was like okay i don't think that works like that no i literally was like i like spending time with him yeah let's we'll go to the mall together and then he was like you want to go yes on a date we went to the mall together on a date so i could go to american eagle and buy jeans on a date when did cash ask you out on a date to the mall you know what our first date was that david busters no when did cash ask you out on a date i i don't remember when did you say that

Wait, our first date ever? No, yesterday. So I'm starting to think you never asked her on the date. No, so we were sitting at Dave's Hot Chicken and I said, I said, you know what? I need to take you on a date. Hop in my ride. I'll take you to the mall.

Evidently. I don't think that's what you said. Okay. No, how it really went is she said, I need to buy some jeans. I was like, okay, let's go to the mall and we can make a date of it. What the? Those words don't come out of Cash Baker's mouth. Okay, then what did I say? You said, okay, we'll go to the mall, but you never said, we'll make a date of it. Okay. That's something Maverick would say that you would make fun of him for saying.

That's true. Let's go to the cinema. That's true. You'd be like, you made a date of it. Remember that one time when Maverick squealed?

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you did it just now. You just did it. Mocking you. Just give me that lighter. She so badly wants the lighter. I can't. Just like, you know, for like... Safety reasons? Yeah, just like... I'm a safety person. Hey, you can trust me. No, because you're sitting on the couch next to her. Like, you know, just for like, you know, like... Hey, no, also,

Matt is not the person that needs a lighter. One of y'all will light the couch on fire. You think I'm going to smoke a cigarette? Give me the lighter, dude. I'm still bored. Let's make things interesting. Me and Harv are going to be over here with a ciggy. Do it! Cash, if you do that, I will give you $100. How much are you giving me? I'll give you $1. $101. How much you got? I got your credit card to go buy 15 more books if I want to after this. Do it!

Please don't and you're also burning out the gas, please don't I would rather you not do that Logan see here's my issue. Mm-hmm. He's just everyone watching and he's one want you to like this Yeah, but the second I light it I was gonna say you're a path everyone's gonna say why would cash like that book on fire? That's the worst husband I ever see bill do you have?

All you dirty little people want to see me like this. Y'all want to see this flame hit Kate's book. Y'all want to. They do. But the second I do it, y'all going to hate me. They want to build you up just to kick you over. So just do it. They really do. Y'all some nasty people. Y'all want to see me light poor Kate's book on fire. They're typing in the chat, burn it. Burn it, burn it. But in reality...

The second I do it, y'all gonna turn on me. Even though I was trying to provide you entertainment. But Harper wants to do it. Yeah. Are you coming to light our book on fire? No, Harper's not gonna do it. Yes, she is. I will. Harper's not gonna do it. Yes, she will. No, she won't. I'll do it. Give me that book. Well, see, then I'm the bad husband that gave Matt the book. Okay, I won't do it. Just give me the book and the lighter. Do you like this book a lot?

- I haven't gotten to read that one yet. - Oh no. Okay, can I just burn, I'm gonna burn one random page and she won't know what happens on that page. - I want y'all to know that I have a book cart in my room, in my closet, and it's full of books that I've-- - Well that sounds rich. - No, it's a little-- - You got a book cart? - It's a cart that's maybe this tall and it just has books that I've already read, and there's a basket sitting right next to it full of books that I haven't read. And so instead of grabbing the books that I have read, they grabbed the books I haven't read.

Well, I didn't know there was a basket for read books and a basket for unread books. Yeah. Well, either way, you shouldn't have taken my books. That's a very rude thing to do. You keep making horrible passes on this. Why don't you just grab it? I feel like something's going to happen to my book. I'll tell you what. I'll give you the book and the lighter. If you can take it from my hand. Okay. You get one hand, Kesh. Yeah, you only get one hand. You get two hands. My hands are sweaty.

My hand is sweaty. Okay? Wow. It wasn't even harsh. My hand. Y'all know I have sweaty hand problems. He was so confident. Your grandma beats you in arm wrestling. Okay, let me try one more time. Okay, let me get a better. One hand, I'm telling you. Yeah. Lockdown. Grab from the bottom, Harper. Yeah, grab from the bottom.

That is hard. Well, this is hurting me. That's embarrassing. Watching a man handle my books like this. Here you go. Just one whole page. If I catch fire then... One whole page? Is that okay, bro? Oh my gosh. Is that okay, Kate? What do you mean is it okay? No! No, it's the same this whole episode. Do it. There's no way she's going to do it. Yes! Oh! Oh! Yes! Don't worry. It's not that bad. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

I'm buying a new one. Look at this. Do whatever you want with it now. I'm buying a whole new book. Harper, you are my favorite host on the show ever. This is so... I can't believe you're doing this. Burn it. In her house too. Burn it. Oh my gosh. Yo, that book was fire. That book was hot. Not the time to make jokes. Let me see the book real quick. Wait. Does it look like I'm reading a wizard book? Wow. I'm learning how to cast spells.

Dude, you're burning the page. That is...

Not a good look on her face. Well, I'm glad we did that. I don't like short-form content. I think it's bad for us. No! What? How is that worse than long-form content? I just think that short-form content is... Wait, wait, wait. This is revolutionary. Wait, everybody listen. Kate's going to give us a lesson on why short-form content is worse than long-form. I think that short-form content has just ruined people's attention spans. But long-form? I think that if you can sit down and watch a two-and-a-half-hour movie and be fine...

you're fine in life. They've been doing that for years and years and years. But short-form content just started happening these last few years. I was literally talking to one of my sister's friends in high school, and she was like, oh, I tried to watch a movie the other day, and I couldn't.

probably because it was a bad movie no she was like she was like i just wanted to get on my phone and watch tiktok that's all people don't have the attention span to sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie anymore probably because it's a bad movie there's just no good movies coming out no more not like they used to be like how many people would and if you have two hours of your free time how many people are gonna turn on a movie versus just sit on their phone and do something on their phone i mean i agree

I don't care about your springtime. I don't care about your movie time. Y'all just asked me. What I care about? You just asked me. It's taken from you. Taken from the rich. Taken from the poor. Taken from the homeless. Take everything. Rob and you. I'm in the hood. Rob and you. Special teams. Special players. Special players. Wow. That was funny.

I had something I've been meaning to bring up. Maverick does not know that this has happened in our neighborhood. Wait, what happened in our neighborhood? Oh, no. He just crushed the books. Oh, my goodness. He just ripped them.

I'm ordering new ones right now. No, I'm buying them right now. No, no. I'm buying them right now. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care if it was an accident. I still need to get new ones. No, this is... I'm going to get it. This is bad. No, I'm ordering them right now. No, don't. That's like $200 a bunch. I know, I know. Those books are expensive.

Look, look, look, look. We don't know which ones are broken, so don't just go order 50 books. I can see it. Hey, you turn the lamp off behind you. I can see. Wow. I can see that you completely ripped the box. I feel like we should check some of those books out and make sure they're appropriate. I can see that you literally destroyed the box. Yeah, we should. Hey, we want to go through the books. You're going to ruin them. Listen, it was an accident. It's not an accident. I told you we can order new ones if I break them.

Yeah, but it takes forever to get in. I'm going to order a new one because you ripped it. Okay. That's fine. But you were telling me to stop ordering stuff. Well, because you looked like you were going crazy trying to order a bunch of things right now. Just calm down and relax. And can we all get off our phones? I was just looking up her book. It says that it gets very, very spicy. Which one? No, I'm kidding. All right. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't let Kate read it. She can't read it. Wait. Okay, let me see it. Don't let her read it.

Oh no he didn't. That's funny. What are you doing? Oh, yeah, I'll put it on. Come here, babe. I got you a special gift for our anniversary. It just describes you perfectly. Is it mean? No. Can I at least make sure it fits me good? Can you like put your hand over it so I can look at my phone camera and fix it up? No, no, no. No, you look good. Yeah, you look good. You look good. You look like a professional.

I'll tell you what it says. I'm a professional complainer. No, you'll never yeah, I'll give you three guesses And if you guess it in those three guests, I'll tell you what it is. I'll give you a million professional crier. Nope There's one. God that scared me. I know me too. I got scared. It's crazy. There's one whiner. No. Nope. There's two Nice to see what you think about yourself. I know this is what y'all think about me. No, that's what you think we think about you scare me for a minute. What's in your head?

Okay, last try. I'm a professional. I said crier, and they got really scared. Yeah, that did happen. You know you think you are who everybody else thinks you are? Wait, let's give her some hints. What does that mean? That sounds like some silly. She thinks she is whatever she thinks we think she is. Oh, is it cry baby? Oh, that's deep. Yeah. That's deep. It is.

Don't know what that I don't know I feel like the confu Panda guy just spitting out problems Like noodles are good, but stairs are the enemy Things are it's like if she say she is like this is crazy. How much money will you give her to get action?

I'll give you a turn the hat back around hey yeah turn it back around I'll tell you exactly what it says you cheated no what does it say do you know what it says she cheated no she didn't I never saw her take it off yeah wait okay what she looked in her phone no I didn't did I tell okay what does it say then says I'm a professional crop duster okay really cheated really no she did not call her name really call her a name you gotta put it on

- I'm not wearing that. - No, you gotta wear it for the rest of the episode. That was the deal. And how did you figure that out? - You'll never know. - No, tell us. - What are you talking about, we'll never know? - You'll never know, but why are you guys so mean to me? - Never know, you cheated. - I don't wanna wear this. - Now, you have to cut your hair. Now you gotta wear it and cut your hair. - And maybe this is a hair extension, look. - That's your color. - Yeah. - Where'd you get that extension? - Wait, wait, wait, give me another piece of tape. - Gotcha. - Oh no. - It's going right here, baby.

It's going right here. Oh, that's not that's a hair extension guys. We should hang it up on the wall. Am I right? Yeah, yeah, but came yeah on also, how'd you find out? I'm not telling you tell us I don't wear this no you have to learn and tell us You're not participating in our games. Well, I said I wanted to yeah, there we go, but you joined the podcast Not really guys. I really didn't have an option. Yes, you did really

That is funny, Cash.

Is that good? That's crazy. It's so red. I didn't even realize. You didn't realize you had red hair? Where's the hair that I cut off? You blind? It's right here. No, I know, but like... Where did you think it was? Where's the hair? Uh-huh. That's going to be a good short. I found it. I found it. Kate, put the hat on. Y'all are so whiny. Okay, now tell us how you found out. I'm not telling you how. Okay, no. I have a question. Just tell us. What? How did you become a professional craft tester?

She learned from the best. What even is a crop duster? Guys, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for her lack of participation. Oh, don't worry. I'll wear it. For those of you, it just occurred to me, some of y'all may not know what a crop duster is. So Kate's going to explain it. What the? Katie, explain your job. I don't want to wear it. Take it off. Leave it on. I'm being scolded. No!

Okay, leave it on. Leave it on. No! Leave it on. No, don't touch it. Don't touch it. No! Leave it on. Are we going to do this for the whole episode? I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. You're going to have to divorce. I'll take all of Kate's responsibilities and put it on. Don't touch it. You want a hat? No, Kate. Yeah.

Stop, please. Please stop. Kate, please don't. I really... Oh my gosh, y'all are so... All right. Who else wants to have me? Me, me, me. Wait, wait, wait. But Kate, tell us how you found out. Did you cheat? I'm not telling you. Kate, can you stop? Just be like this. Just tell me how you found out. Kate, please. He's going to explode. You got to tell him. What'd you do? Got a secret key. Oh my gosh. You know what? That's it. I'm not telling Kate the thing that we were going to title this episode.

I want to know your journey from beginner to what made you so inspired to be a crop duster. No, Matt, that's not what's important. Well, I could tell you the story, perhaps. Let's hear it. Long time ago. Per se. It started out as an accident.

Similar situation, actually. I was in an Arby's. An Arby's, that explains a lot. It's actually socially acceptable in an Arby's. That's just normal day. I was ordering at the counter. Oh, yeah? And when I was like, he said, okay, is that it? I said, yeah, that's it. Turned around, I gave him a little... What the? That was gross. I don't want to do this anymore. Don't tell me to tell you.

You know how good I am at crop dusting? Cash, Cash, Cash, like, he can manage to crop dust a place and save the women and children. He just takes out the military-aged men. Did you explain to them what crop dusting is?

Yeah, you did. You can do it again. I think I did. Farting and walking by. Yeah, it's like farting and walking by. Or like someone's walking behind you and you fart and they're just like in your trail. Oh my gosh. Dude, iCrop does so good. You know like when you walk into Walmart and like they have the wind blowing on you from the automatic doors? Yeah. That's what it feels like when you're behind me. It's just... So Kate, as a professional crop duster, do people pay you to do that? Um...

- You have been invited. - You have had times where I've asked great questions about "Grow Up, Dusty." I just wanna know how I can get into this. - I actually have been invited to like parties to perform and- - Oh, you just air out the party? - I literally just, I get paid to walk around and fart. You know, that's all I do is I got hired. One time a woman thought she hired like a JoJo Siwa actor to come and I showed up instead and she was happy. She was satisfied. Still paid me. - Cash, you should get into that.

No. Yeah, we're just gonna bleep all those words. Oh, well, I guess I'm not talking about it. I don't know why you bring that up. Yeah, Kate. Now we gotta bleep all of it. What? No. That's not true. Now we gotta bleep that too. You might even need to blur her mouth because you're gonna be able to read her lips. Everything's been bleeped. I'm sorry, guys. You have no clue what we're talking about right now. Can you do the dolphin noise over it? Yeah, I like that. I like that bleep noise better than just bleep. I like that. That's what Logan Paul is. Y'all don't sound good. It's like...

You sound like a laughing chipmunk. Guys, back to my date. What am I doing? What am I doing? I got to take her out. You're probably winking at her. That is not a good idea. That is not a good idea. She's like a southern Christian girl. If I take her to watch an anime, she's going to be freaked out. I got it. And she will eat it up. Oh, let's hear it.

Crawfish boil. Why are y'all doubting me? That sounds more for speed. Wait, what'd you say? Crawfish boil. Crawfish boil. My sister dated a guy named Crawfish. Or like y'all paint like... That doesn't sound fun. That is so much fun. Dude, don't, bro. Oh my gosh. I took Kate to pottery painting. Just go to a coffee shop.

coffee for eight hours. I didn't make the pottery. The pottery was already made. He was stressing. It was just the painting. Oh, you couldn't even do that? The painting, get it, like I'm trying to paint a tire. I'm trying to like put like the lug nuts, make them gray and make the tire black. The whole tire is just black. It doesn't like. He was like, I'll take you there. And we get there and he picks out this monster truck he's going to paint. And I'm trying to pick out and he goes, you have to do this one. And I was like, what? He was like, you have to do it.

He made me do a camper so he could pull over this truck. Wait, did you do a truck? That's great. Did you do a mug? A pink camper? No, it was a camper. Like a cooking class or something. I would do a cooking class. That sounds more fun. Something more fun, like authentic pizza or something that both of you guys like. You can learn how to make it together. That would be fun. Except for Cash forces her to bake.

He doesn't force me to bake. Harper. Forcing to bake. Wait, first of all, baking. Is different than cooking. Is different than cooking. Well, same thing. Same thing.

So she bakes. No, no. I try to get her to quit baking because she just feeds me up with sugar. I love baking. It's so much fun. Yeah, baking is actually fun. He eats all of Kate's baking. Kate bakes cookies and Matt just eats everything. Yeah, I make cookies and I have my friends coming over and I'm like, I want them to have one and he's like, I don't think your friends should eat them, honestly. He said these are pretty bad so I'll just eat them for you. No, Kate once I made a

I made a hot dog for the club channel and it was brown. I didn't make a hot dog. I picked it up from Sonic. What? You did? No, no, no. That was a Sonic hot dog. And it was like eight hours old. That really made me rethink my chili cheese cone as I get from there. Dude, you buy a Sonic hot dog and set it out for like two hours and that thing shapeshifts. Yeah. It did not. It looked like. It goes through metamorphosis. Yeah. It was like criminal how bad it was. Like someone needs to check on Sonic. My grandma, bro, all the time. My granny. Yeah.

You know, so, you know, she's kind of older. You got family on both sides of how she says it. And anytime she's slightly sick, she's like, like I'm talking, she's got a cough. She's like, oh, I think this is my time. I'm ready to go. We're like, no, grandma, it's not your time. I wish the good Lord would just take me. She's like, I got all my family in heaven and I got family down here. So both sides is good. We're like...

Okay, well. She was like texting. Gash and I had just started dating. This is funny. I was like 16. Is she still alive? Yeah. She'd be like, I had just gotten baptized and she's texting me. And she's like, this is like so great. The best decision you'll ever make. And I was like, sweet, wholesome text. Out of nowhere, I'm pretty sick right now and I think it's my time. But I just love you so much, Kate. I'm so happy you're a part of the family. Yeah, Kate shows it to me. She's like...

Is your grandma dying? No, she's just got a cough. It's just grandma. It's just grandma. She sneezed. She got a hangnail. Yeah.

We love you, granny. That is me when I'm big now. I'm like, I think it's about time to go, man. I don't want to pull this off right now. No. Those things hurt. They hurt so bad. But really, do y'all ever not feel like that? Like what? Like you're like, ah. If I wanted to die, I would jump in the Grand Canyon. Don't validate. Don't validate that parking ticket. Like, I don't know. Sometimes I'm like,

I mean, obviously, you think about it where it's like, if I did die, I'd be fine. Yeah. If I died, it wouldn't be fine. 120 at least, dog. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to live a while. I'm trying to live a long time. Just think about it. Think about it.

You're going to be in heaven for eternity, right? Yeah. So why? You only have a little time. Why rush it, you say? Why rush? You're going to be there forever. Sounds like you love the world, dog. No. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Why rush? You got nowhere to be. You're going to be there for a long time. No, I feel you. I feel you. Valid. Yeah. We say valid. Valid. Yeah, that's valid. Valid. I feel like you should get up, guys. Me? Yeah. Yeah.

What is that box that has birthday candles on it? My birthday is coming up, guys. June 23rd. Wish me a happy birthday. And that is why I brought a present for you. Open the box. You got me a present? I did. Sit down. Sit down. You got me a present? Yeah, here you go. What'd you get me? Open your present. Oh, it's ripping. You crushed my present. You crushed my present, Cash. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, my gosh. A puppy.

Shut up. No. Did you know about this? Is this really mine? No wonder it was whining. That wasn't your stomach. Wait, can you take the box down real quick? Bro, it was killing it. Oh my God. It looks like Scooby-Doo. Look at its ears. What's your name? Uh, Scooby-Doo. Is this real? It looks like Scooby. Oh my gosh. I actually had Scooby snacks today. Happy birthday. Wait, for real? Thank you.

Are you excited? I'm so excited. Kate, how do you feel? I'm so excited. I can't believe I caved and actually got you a dog. I can't believe you did that either. It's just like you. Look at it trying to nap already. How?

Me and this doggy are going to be besties. Are you kidding me? No way you actually got a dog. That's so fake. It's so fake. Yeah, it's a fake dog. You're right. Cashew is actually so sweet of you. It's an AI dog. I know. You were beautiful. You guys have no clue how hard it was to keep the dog not seen. Alexis has been babysitting the dog this whole time. Oh, my gosh. I love her. Wait, is it a girl or a boy? Something seems fishy. It's a girl. Oh, I love her.

- Wait, I think it's a girl. - Cash is being nice, I don't know about this. - I got a name. - Huh? - Let's name her Cinderella. - Okay, so. - Cinderella. - How about Brownie? - She has a blue collar. - Yeah, this is Cinderella. - It's a girl? - Yeah. - How about Slenderman? - I think it's a girl. Wait, hold it up, let me see. - You think? - Slenderman.

It is a girl. That ain't no girl. Cinderella. Actually, I kind of have a dumb question, maybe. What? Oh, my baby. Y'all aren't going to make fun of me, right? It's a serious question. I believe. Okay. There are no dumb questions on this podcast unless you're Maverick. Oh, my God.

Okay. Sounds acceptable. Yeah. Okay, wait, no. So when puppies are like cats or an animal like that, isn't their mom's stomach, do they have an umbilical cord? Oh. Like 10 umbilical cords? Uh. They gotta get twisted up. No. Harper's mom is saying yes, I trust that. Wait, question. No. My baby. Because I think she has a belly button when Kate lifted her up. I swear. Really? What? Look at her stomach.

Wait, Matt, we had a dog that got pregnant and gave birth. We should know this. Erm, what the shigma? Yeah, it does. Did it have umbilical cords? Yeah, it's got an umbilical cord. What? How do you know? Were you standing there when it gave birth? Yeah, it has umbilical cords. She is so sweet. She is so cool. Is that Ashiel's dog? Because Cash hates dogs. Is it real? Yeah, I know.

is it real is that their actual dog cats would get the laziest dog ever look at this dog wait how old is that how old is the dog like 10 weeks i think no it's my doggy i just want to eat it so you're not getting anywhere near cinderella cinder she kind of smelly you're cinder smell right now

There's no way that you got a dog, Cash. I know. Guys, you have no clue how hard it was to actually... To keep a puppy hidden is very hard. I feel like Kate would want a small white dog like Estes. Like the crusty-eyed dog? I think she would, but Kate would like a lazy dog better, and these are like the lazy... Look at it. Look, it's a puppy, and this is how she's acting. Cinderella.

Put it on the ground. Put it on the ground. Let it walk around. Okay. Cinderella, I'm going to put you down, but you can come back up here when you're done showing off your talents. Wow. Nobody's serious. This is starting to feel cruel. It looks like a... When did you get her? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's so sad looking. Guys, look at this. It looks like a grandpa. It looks like a grandpa. Guys, it's so sad looking. It's so wrinkly. Ha!

It looks like your grandpa. Be careful with her! Oh, poor baby. What? Cinderella is not masculine. That's a beefy girl. She's got so much extra skin. Yeah, guys, look at this skin. Guys, this dog is perfect for me. Why? Because it's got extra skin? No, because it looks so sad.

It's sad like me. It's sad just like me. The name for Kate is Eeyore. No, that's not a new name. They've been calling me Eeyore for the last like three years and it's annoying. Yeah. Should I name her Eeyore actually? You can't tell me this dog is not Eeyore. Look at it, y'all.

Hey, you're holding it by the throat. Oh, Cinderella. I think I need a new dog for Stella. Nope. Stella needs a dog. Stella does not need a new dog. No more dogs. Guys, no dogs. A sibling. Something smells fishy. Hey, guys, I do have a confession. I knew it. What? I have a big confession. What is it this time? My confession is...

It's to no one but Jesus Christ. Okay, and so go ahead and say it. Oh, okay. No, my confession is that dog is my friend's and he just asked me to babysit it for the day. Really? So. April fools. It's May. Dude. May fools. Wait, this isn't our doggie?

No. That was a really rude thing to do to your girl. Are you being serious? Well, listen, I wasn't going to do it. You got her all excited. No, I wasn't going to do it. And worst husband award goes to the cashmaker. Listen, I wasn't going to do the prank, but I have an even better gift planned for your birthday. So I was like, the gift for your birthday compared to this. Better than a puppy. Better than a puppy. Are you pregnant, Cash? Wait.

I have a question. Wait, you're being so serious. This isn't our dog. No. No. We're not keeping this dog. We're not keeping the dog. Thank you, Jesus. What?

- What? - What? - Oh, you are so precious, but I can't commit to a dog right now. - You know, I actually had a question for Harper. - Yeah, what is it? Come at me. - Come at me. - Come at me, girl. - I got it, I got it. - I'm an open book. - Okay, but map answer the question for her, how Harper would answer first. - No, no, no, I can't because it's- - You can ask me. - A question about Maverick.

Okay, I'll answer it. No, I'll answer it. I'm going to answer it. No, let me answer it. If it's about me, let me answer it. Okay, yeah, let Matt answer it. How Harper's going to answer it, then we'll see how Harper answers it. Well, yesterday. Well, okay, let me start off. Yesterday. Okay. A couple weeks ago. Oh, wait, I know what she's bringing up. I'm so excited.

What the? Oh, never mind. Don't let Mav answer this. Just let Harper go straight into it. A couple of weeks ago. What? When Maverick's girlfriend comes over with her dog, Maverick will walk around in the backyard. And I'm like, Mav, put shoes on. But he doesn't want to put shoes on. So he invested in a pair of flip-flops, which is so kind of him. Oh, okay. Yeah. Now, the issue with him is that these flip-flops were originally, I thought, just going to be some backyard shoes, you know, when you have to take the dog out. The other day...

I'm at church and Maverick walks in. I have a revelation. Okay. I think I should take it from here. Let me take it from here. Let her talk. Maverick walks into church. This is ridiculous. Sunday morning church. You know, you're supposed to be in your Sunday best. I was. He walks in with his plaid shirt, a pair of jeans, and his backyard flip-flops.

- Matt, that is crazy. - No, it is not. - Bible in hand. - I looked around, you know how many women were wearing flip flops and sandals? - Yeah, women, Matt, that's different. They were like pretty sandals and stuff. - They don't have their feet out. They're sexist. - Yeah, anybody wanna see your feet? - Now, now it gets better. I said, okay, you know, Sunday church, not the place to wear flip flops, but whatever. - Yes, it is.

- Yes it is! - It's not when you're wearing, if you were wearing shorts maybe. I've seen guys wear flip flops with shorts, but flip flops with jeans. - It's crazy, that's crazy. It looks so wrong. - It's absolutely diabolical. - I'm gonna keep doing it, so. - So yesterday, after we finished filming, we're all like, let's go get some lunch.

And Mav goes, are y'all ready to go? This was the fit. Now, granted, I just had the hat on. I had the hat on just from the podcast. I just had it on still. Forget the hat. But look from the hat down. All right, ready, guys? Here is Maverick's outfit. Look at that. He went into BJ's like that. You guys are so judgmental. Look at Harper's face right now. She's embarrassed to even be sitting next to you.

She's always been embarrassed to sit next to me. It's because we love you, we are having the talk with you. Absolutely not. This is not love. You tell the people you love the hardest things and that is to go. Are you kidding me? No, I do not need to change for you. When you love someone, you have to have the hard conversations. This is not a conversation. This is not like, hey Maverick, we've noticed that you're a

You're going down a dark path and you've been hanging out with gang members lately. I think you need to watch who you're hanging out with. Your fashion has been going down a dark path. My fashion? Bro, since when do you or me have any sort of fashion? You're right. Not your fashion, just your decency. Do you realize...

For the first time... There was another dude in jeans wearing flip flops at church, by the way. And I probably should have said something to him, too. Had I seen it, I would have... And he was an older guy. He was like probably 40. I would have pulled him to the side. I would have said, hey, listen, man, like, I'm so glad to see you in church on Sunday morning. So happy to see you here.

But the sandals gotta go. You would tell him that? I think I would. Oh, well, he'll be there again next week and I'll point it out. Because this man, this man doesn't own tennis shoes. I know him and he only wears flip flops. You know what I remember from my first grade? I don't know why they were trying to teach us Spanish in first grade. I think they just literally needed to like figure out what to do with this 30 minute period in the school. Yeah, I'm confused what special classes are for because all those classes y'all just named seem kind of useless.

It's yeah, that's what they are electives technically, but I guess our schools called them specials like, Hey, Hey kids, you're special today is PE. We're going to take you down to PE or you're going to go to art class today. That's your special, but it's electives. But anyways, we didn't have Spanish as one, but in first grade, I guess there was like literally like a 30 minute part of like every Thursday that they needed to just fill. And they're like, we're going to teach these six year old Spanish. That's what they need to learn at six years old. So they took us to this classroom and would put on a little like Spanish video, like,

Like Dora? Buenas noches. Buenas noches. Sing that cute tune. Wait, y'all know it? Yeah. It was like that song. And it was like finger puppets? Yeah. Yeah. Or. Wait, wait. Hold on. Okay. I get how you two knew this. Y'all went to public school. How do you know this? I don't know this. This is a popular song. Yeah. It is like the Spanish song. It's like the Spanish song. Sing it. I can't sing the whole thing. I don't know it. No, go ahead. Buenas noches. Buenas noches. Don't help him, guys. Don't help him. Don't help him.

I don't remember it was on TV all the time. Okay, you don't know that's good. No, but you know though also the other ones it was like um these mice that would um go on like a motorcycle and they would do like like the vowels A E I O O I love you and like um and then all that. You're thinking of Ratatouille? No, no, no, it's not that it was like I just remember. Oh, Stuart Little. Stuart Little. That's what I was thinking. Have you seen Stuart Little? No, but I'm thinking about something else. Oh, Little Einsteins. Oh, I found it. Shelby. I found the song.

Don't play the song. No, I'm not going to play it. I'm going to sing it for y'all. They would have little finger puppets to like, you know. All right, we're going to play the song. Here we go. Do you remember it? Yes. I need my kick. Okay. It was a little finger puppet. So picture I have a little monkey on here or something. Buenas noches. Buenas noches. Que tiermes bien. Estoy tan a san. Y estoy tan bien. Si tienes sueño, lo tengo yo. Todo el mundo.

♪ Ya se dormiu ♪ ♪ Nozio, chotio ♪ ♪ Buenas noches ♪ ♪ Buenas noches ♪ ♪ Hey dear Miss Finn ♪ ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ ♪ Buenas noches ♪

- I think we nailed it. I think that's probably exactly how it sounded at school. - I want everyone to know that I took like Spanish one three times 'cause I failed every single time. - Shouldn't you have been on the Spanish three by then? - I should have, but as I said, I failed every single time so I couldn't move on. - I'm doing Spanish one for the first time ever. - You'll get it, I just didn't try. This is where I was going with my Spanish story is we were six years old. - Wait, no, how old is that in Spanish?

Seis. Oh, she passed. Yeah. We were seis years old in Spanish class. And like, this was when like the teachers, our actual teacher would leave the classroom and they bring in like, you know, someone to just watch the kids for the 30 minutes. This lady, I don't know why. I thought about it when I got older, but I was like, that's a little weird. She would bribe us in the classroom. She'd be like, who wants to rub my shoulders today? What the? She would convince like all the six year olds. Me, me, me.

because that would mean we got like a little piece of candy or we got to play computer games or something. Are you serious? Oh, that's, that's, that's not good. She would literally have the six-year-olds come rub her shoulders. That's crazy. That's weird. Honestly, if I was a teacher, I would do that too. I'd be like, who wants to give me money? No, you can't do that to six-year-olds. No, can't do that. But yeah, I never thought about how weird it was until I was older. I was like, why was she, why was that not,

monitored it is crazy because she has no idea this is happening i'm not doing that do it do it for me she probably has an idea zero idea because i told her i i've been lying to her and i told her i was like listen the ring i i custom designed it and she's known that for a while and i was like it's just still not in there they're still making it because it's not like they have to hand make it you liar i'm like it probably won't be here till like right before august

Oh my. So I told her before, I was like, you need to have your nails done because the ring could be in my pocket right now. I could propose at any moment. You don't know. So I need you to keep your nails done. She has not listened to that at all because she's just like, the ring's not even here. Why do I need to get my nails done? So she does not care at all. She has no idea. But she's getting her nails done today, isn't she? She is. Okay, that's good. My dad told me he was like,

Because he had said earlier this week, he had texted the sister and was like, hey, make sure her nails are done. And her sister wasn't able to get her to the nail salon without being too obvious. So I was going to try to go, but now I don't have to. Yeah, I was worried because I was like, oh no. I know. If she doesn't have good nails, she's going to be so mad. But it's not going to be my fault. I'm going to tell her I tried. Is nails that serious? I didn't think it was either, but every girl has told me they're like,

Did you make sure her nails are done? I would be so, if I got engaged with my nails looking like that, I would be so. I don't know why your nails

- I don't know why your nail looks so funny. - I'd be very mad if you proposed and this was what my nails looked like. - Your nail could be a whole stand up bit. That thing's funny. - I told you it was doing . - I was wondering why that looked so bare. I was like, where's the blue? - I know, it popped off. I literally, now that I don't have to wait for Kinsey to get here, I wanna go get him done after this. Because this has been, I've been waiting 'cause I thought I was gonna have to go with her, but it's been driving me crazy. So I'm gonna go get it done after this. - No, wait, just the one?

No, I'm going to go get them done. I've had these for almost a month. Oh, actually, I've had these for maybe three days. I was so upset, though, with my... Okay, because I had told Cash so long, I was like, don't propose. I had a list of things that I wanted. I was like, make sure my hair looks good. Make sure I'm wearing this certain dress. But she somehow got me and my favorite dress ever at the time to get engaged. And she knew she was shot. She did not know I was engaging. I had no idea. But I told him, I was like, I need to make sure my nails...

Yeah, let's make this episode about y'all's engagement. I'm telling you the importance of the nails. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. If you go look at our wedding proposal, it was like 90 degrees in Texas and it was December. And I was like, I'm not getting engaged this month. I'm just going to get the cute Christmas nails I want. I got engaged with a candy cane stripe on my nail.

Oh, you did? I had like bright red nails and some candy cane stripes. I was not happy. And I was wearing like a summer dress. I was like, this is not the vibe. Do you know how long we've been waiting? Like everyone has been waiting for Maverick to find the one? Yeah. No, you don't. About 22 years. 23. About 23 years. It was just so weird because after we like Maverick.

Gosh, I don't even know. All right. This is about to be really neat. I'm excited. This is about to go. It's just like after his last relationship, he was like, oh, I'm not dating forever. Was my last relationship a joke? Yeah. After my last relationship, I'm not dating for a long time. Might not ever date again. Might not get married. If I do date a girl, she's going to be the next girl. Like the next girl I date, she's going to be the one I marry if I date. And.

And now he's getting married three months in a day. You say a lot of jokes, man. These are all funny. Well, some of those were true. We did say that, too. After your last relationship, we were like, the next one he dates is going to be the one he marries. And I prophesied. I said, Maverick is going to... Wait, have we shown my prophecy? Oh, my gosh. You have to play it at the wedding. We haven't shown my prophecy.

Oh my gosh, guys. I'm a fortune teller. Let's just say that. At least. At least. Remember, go back a couple episodes ago. Bro, it's like you knew I was dating intentionally. Like, obviously, there was a good chance. No, it was just before the first date. Before the first date, I was pretty confident. It was before you told me you didn't even know if you liked her yet. I liked her. No. You were so desperate. I liked her for like a year. You were about to marry the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. You were so desperate. He was not about to marry a girl. What the? You asked her out on a date. He asked her out and she rejected him. That's not why he was getting married. She actually said yes to a date.

But then she never hit you back. Oh, I did tell her to send me times and she never texted me times. And I was like, all right, I'm not reaching out. She was like, I'd love to. I was like, all right, text me what time you're available. She's like, okay. That's awkward. So I just let it go. So awkward, bro. How embarrassing. It's not awkward or embarrassing. Oh, Kinsey's texting me. What did she say? She's texting me pictures of the dresses she's going to wear for the music video.

Because we, well, it is a music video. But earlier I texted her and I said, hey, here's an example of what, because she thinks that me and her are like both in the video, but I'm not really. So I was like, here's an example of what they want us to wear. And it's like white sundresses. And she specifically said, I found that exact dress on Amazon. I think I might do white because then I can potentially reuse it for a bridal shower or bachelorette trip. No way. I was like, oh, that's so smart. Bachelorette trip sounds crazy. She ain't going on no trip. She ain't going to like,

Where do they think they're going? Orlando? For like a trip? What's a trip? Viva Las Vegas! Trip sounds crazy. That's what you do is bachelorette trip. A bachelorette trip? That's what you do.

Maybe like a day thing. No. Trips are usually what people do. They go on vacations? They do little trips. It's like her and her sisters will go on like a little bachelorette trip. Do I get one? You can do a bachelor trip. Hey! We get a trip. It's a bachelorette. No, you guys would go on the bachelor trip. We're going on a bachelorette trip. Unless she gets... No, that's like the thing. We didn't do that because we got married so young that like...

I don't even know. All of my friends were in high school, like, literally when we were getting married. So I, like, couldn't go on a trip. Well, guys, next time you see me on this podcast, I will be married. A married man. I'll be engaged. Wait, is that true? I'll be engaged. Wait, that is true. Yeah. Next episode, I'll be engaged, guys. What the? Everybody is married. This is my last episode.

Being single. Like being just a boyfriend, single guy. After this, I am engaged. I'm committed. That's crazy. And then in a few months, he's going to be a husband. He's going to have a wife. Life is changing fast, guys. Keep up with the program. I have something I wanted to bring up. First of all, my handsome looks. This tree is in my hair. No.

My big giant muscles? A couple episodes ago, we talked about how I was a former middle school bully. And we were like, oh, if Kate's ever bullied you, send us a note saying Kate's bullied you and you'll get an apology. We've gotten a lot of notes. Y'all are all liars, first of all. Steve, look at the couch. I'm pulling up the emails. He was pulling up the emails. Y'all are all liars. If y'all were just trying to get a little email from us.

Loser you didn't get one because I know you're all liars because I know the kids I went to school with and it wasn't you people I emailed a couple of them back You emailed them back? Well yeah they said they had good stories so I was like okay Mom obviously it was fake Was it though? Tell me the names and I will confirm Hi Maverick I've been a victim of bullying Wait Matt pull your mic down Bullying or my bullying? Matt pull your mic down

Wait, what? I'm sorry. I'm trying to read these horrible stories down. Wait, can you give me names so I can confirm? Kate bullied me in seventh grade saying I have dead ends and bad acne. Sounds like Kate. I didn't know what dead ends was. I'm not going to out their names. No, out their names. Kate used to bully me. I feel like I really need an apology. Would you like to apologize? No, because I probably didn't bully you. What?

I'm not. Kate low-key bullied me so much when we were in high school. High school is a lie. Listen, you can say this isn't true, but there's a common theme throughout all these emails. What's the thing? That she would make fun of me for my acne and she would put posters of me everywhere. One day it got physical in the school bathroom and we fought. I don't know if she remembers me, but ask her if Ava in 10th grade history rings a bell. Chokes on you.

I wasn't in school in 10th grade. Okay, Kate. If you didn't bully all these people, who and why did you bully them? There was... No, I don't want... I really don't want to talk about this. How did y'all fight in the bathroom? I gotta know. Oh, me and Ava in 10th grade? No, no, no. Like, for real. You and Cash fight. Show me how y'all fight. Yeah. Show me how you guys fight. I'll be the ref. We'll do the voiceovers, y'all. I can't, dude. There's cake on my butt. Just stand up. It's fine.

I'm trying to think about people I actually bullied. There's so many. Dear Maverick, I saw your podcast because one of my friend's kids was watching it and I glanced over and saw my enemy. Enemy. How old do you think I am? We were friendly in sixth grade, but then she started making fun of my acne.

There's just such a common theme here. I'm just saying. There's no way they all said that. Yes. She was a whole new person. She would make fun of me and start rumors about me and so on. It's crazy. Often. It's crazy that you guys call me like that so easily. Are you going to keep talking? It's getting good.

She often would try to say things and even get physical in the school bathrooms. Yo, why are you getting physical, people? Let me show you. I need to see your hands. Yeah, why are you throwing hands in the bathroom? These are the hands that are getting physical in the school bathroom. I want to see this. Just do it.

Yeah, yeah, throw hands, Kate. No, stand. Both of y'all stand up. I want her to hit you. Get up. What the? Me? You guys, you guys, you guys find out. Yeah, hold your hands up. I want to see how you beat these girls up. Oh, she just called Mav out. Yeah, maybe. No, both get up. No, no, no. I want to see, like, you walk up, grab his shirt, and bully him. Like, you bully these little girls. Yeah, show them how you bully me. Right here, right here. Take one. Kate's bullying. Cash, you need to walk by. And, Kate, I just want to see you stop him. No, I'm really not going to walk because of the cake on my butt.

You have to! Maybe she wants to make fun of your cake. Look, look, look. I'm sitting down, I'm a little kid, I have bad acne. Kate, please don't bully me. Just doing my homework. That's what you did in sixth grade? You bad dad. First of all, ow! Did that actually hurt you? A dollar says that apology never happened in real life. Ow! Did that actually- Look what she just did! Y'all see this? I didn't actually do-

No

Maverick said something inappropriate. I don't think that was bad. There's cake on your cake. We had to cut the episode. There's so many opportunities for jokes. I'm sorry I hurt you. It didn't mean to hurt you. Cash, I'm sorry. It's okay. You hurt me badly. Just stand up. There's just so many. I really relate to those people. I dare you to stand up. Oh my goodness, there's so much here. I know.

I was a victim of Kate's bullying. It was recent. I was just walking down the street when I saw her and I was like, oh my goodness, it's Kate. And I said, hi. Then she looked me up and down, said, that's your outfit. It's ugly. Burn. It's like the burn book. Speaking of our high school days, and you know, Harper's still in high school. How about we see everybody's Snapchat scores? Okay. Harper's is climbing as we speak. Harper's score just went up like 10 just now. God!

Harper, Cash looked at my phone the other day. He was like, you have a 70-day streak with Harper. Yeah. I didn't say it like that. What? I just said, you have a 70-day streak with Harper. That's all I said. I've restored it. I see the bully attitude now. Did you see how she just did that? She goes, you have a 70-day streak with Harper. You're not even in the bathroom yet. Imagine when the parents aren't there and she just wails on you. Yeah. She just gets you in a place where no one can find you. No one can hear you scream. The urinal. You guys don't have urinals, do you? No.

You guys gotta cop some urinals in your bathroom. I'm sorry, Harper. I would be frustrated. Yeah, I'm sorry there was cake in your face. Alright, let's reveal each other's Snapchat scores. Okay. I'm gonna guess mine is 159,299. If it's 159,299, I'm gonna be very impressed. No! What is it? 159,299. Oh, you checked before. Wait, wait, wait. Everybody else don't say them. I wanna guess. You already know mine.

Yeah, I know yours. So I'm going to guess yours. Okay. Keep in mind, I post like 200 snaps a day to all of our profiles. No, it doesn't count towards mine. Mine goes on my own. It doesn't go on yours. It doesn't? No, because it's on my story. But her own counts, I guess. And she snaps me a lot. Okay, I'm going to guess Kate's Snapchat is 400.

- 1,000? - I'm gonna guess 600. - Oh my, no. Mav, she's went all through high school. - I've had this Snapchat since I was 11 years old. - Yeah, listen, so Harper, everybody's had their Snapchats since they were little. - Mav, listen. - Yes, Harper, when did you get your Snapchat? - In eighth grade. - Okay, what grade are you in now? - Ninth. - Okay, so in one year, Harper has 150,000. And Kate's had her Snapchat for eight years.

I'm guessing you're just like 659. 400 is low. No, are you kidding? What do you think your Snapchat score is? Hey, y'all let me know in the comments if 400,000 is low. That is not low. 400,000 is not like high. 400,000 is average. It's not low. If it's 400,000 is not low. 400 to like 600,000. You might be. 400 to 600,000 is average. I'm not going to finish my sentence. Listen, should I check other people's Snapchats that I'm like friends with? Well, it's true.

What? Okay, your cousin Haley, her snap score is 344,000. Look at her saying specific people's names, like trying to make them out to be bad. No, I'm just saying that this is average. This is the average. Lily's snap score... You're not listening to very good people right now. Lily's snap score is 685,000. Kate, let me tell you this. I've had my snap...

Longer than you probably well, you probably just didn't have a lot of friends to snap Maybe I just wasn't a hoe in high school. Maybe Not that that's a mean word. I don't know why you would say that. Yeah, she just said I had no friends I don't know why you'd say that. No, I just I mean so serious you were home. He said in the Over 300,000 you're a hoe. That's what he said. I did I never said that I

That's bold coming from someone who doesn't post his own Snapchats at night. I said that until I learned better and now that I know it. Until you learned your wife has 400,000. And now that I know better. No, we actually have to guess. What the frick do you think we're doing right now? I hope you know that that was not an insult. Genuinely in public school. I didn't know

because y'all are making me out to be some dirty girl when i was just a public girl everyone in the comments gets to decide if you're a dirty girl they heard the 400,000 and they'll decide for themselves i literally hate this podcast more and more there's really cake in my hair wait why do you hate the podcast because i

I literally sit down and watch my belongings get destroyed and I get bullied every episode. - She was talking about bullying! - That was not, I told you! - You also beat him! - I'm sitting on cake! - I'm sitting on cake! - My hair is getting up! - You beat him up! - You told me to, y'all said show me how you bullied, okay. - Hey, if your friend jumps off a bridge with you. - Y'all wanna know what she told me the other day? She'd definitely be insulting me behind my back, I know that. - That is not true. - She looked at me the other day and she said, "Wow, you look bloated."

When did I say that? After I... Are you talking about you cleared both of our plates?

You still said I look bloated, which is not nice. You look like a boat. He said that, Matt. A boat? Matt, he cleared both of our plates at dinner, and he's like walking, he's waddling out of the restaurant, and he's like... You see, this is bullying. That is what happened. You're saying I ate so much food. That doesn't mean it's not bullying. You're saying I ate so much food, I was having to waddle out of a restaurant, and you think this is nice to me?

You said he was waddling out of the restaurant. You're talking about a moment where he was weak and you're just making fun of it. Let's pick one of your weak moments. Okay, hold on. I'm sorry if the waddling comment offended you. She's still going. She's getting off herself. I got ribs and I probably ate like two or three. Whoa, you got ribs? I did. I ate like two or three. That's very ladylike of you.

It is she ate them like a lady man. I never seen a lady eat your lips ribs so well Like I literally thought that which is funny Wait we gotta cut the episode now No no no no no why? It's cut Anything we do Because Kate was eating these ribs and I have never ate I've only ate ribs in my life one way grabbing it and

Clearing the bone. Grabbing the next one. Clearing the bone. Everyone eats ribs like that. Kate somehow ate ribs with a fork and did not get one piece of barbecue sauce on her fingers, which I've never seen someone do. How the heck do you eat a rib with a fork? There's a bone straight through it. But somehow she did. It amazed me. Anyways, continue your story, Kate. He's on the spot.

Well, I have to. Hold on. Who are you texting, Matt? Since you say you never get on your phone, who are you texting? I'll turn my phone off. Who are you texting? I'll turn my phone off. Who are you texting? Turning my phone off. Kenzie. Really? I'm turning my phone off. Can I go wash my hands? And I won't ever. Yeah. Okay. Why are you asking for me? This isn't school. Don't do anything while I'm gone. Your phone's ringing. Your phone's rung like seven times. Yeah, I think she'll be. What the? It's her mom.

Okay. That's so stupid. She asked people permission to go use the bathroom. Like, she's in school. Like, what? Um, alright, go ahead. No, no, as I was saying, is I got ribs and I had like, it was a full rack. You couldn't order a half rack. So I ordered a full rack and I was like, it's fine because cash is, we know, cash is. He's the garbage disposal. No, he's just a hungry man. He's a bloated waddling man. Yeah, we got it.

No, so I ate my ribs. And she made fun of my acne. That did not happen. Why would I make fun of your acne when my acne is worse than yours? You said I look like a pizza face. That is not true. I would never say that, especially not now, because my acne is worse than yours. And I literally talk about every day how bad my acne is. Don't try to make this about you. Okay, well, he's trying to gaslight you guys. Anyways. This is sad. Cash ate... I thought you guys loved each other. Three-fourths of the rack of ribs.

and his burger and all of the sides on the table. - Question, you ordered a full rack of ribs and ate a quarter of it. - Well, I could have. - Yeah, she acted like I didn't have to eat it. - I can do that. - She's force feeding me because she ordered a full rack of ribs and gonna throw it in the trash can. Now I have to finish it. - No, I would have brought him home. I eat leftovers, I would have brought him home. - And then I would have had to look at it in the car, look at it in the fridge and not eat it. Yeah, right. - So guys, I hope y'all know

if it's in the fridge and i eat it you're gonna be like why did you eat my ribs no i so i have to eat it right then no that is not true no that is true no well just know guys that when i go out to dinner i know that i can order as much food as i want because it will get eaten you know what she actually did after we ate we're in the parking lot she said lift up your shirt let me see how bloated you are because he always shows me you're bringing

where you typically show me. No, that typically does not happen. He typically, when he eats too much, he pulls up his shirt and he's like, look, you can see it all on my stomach. So I wanted to see it all on his stomach. Guys, wait, wait. So when you guys go to like restaurants and you eat a lot of food, you walk out to the parking lot and you guys just like lift up each other's shirts. You're like, what are you looking at? Oh, wow, wow. Let me see yours. I know.

No, it's just me. Oh, she's just, she's like, let me see. Show him what you do. I can't. I'm sitting on cake. Oh, well, he usually sits, stands up and he pushes out his belly and he pulls his shirt out. I don't push it out. Oh, it's just naturally flowing. It's just flowing. Well, it naturally goes out from how much food I eat. Progressive style. You'd be surprised. If I take a picture of me in the morning, you would think I'm malnourished. If I took a picture of me after dinner, you'd be like, holy cow, that man needs to lose some weight.

It's bad. I'm like a transformer. Now that everyone thinks that I'm a terrible wife for calling him so fat and bloated, just know... What, I asked for it? No, that he so proudly lifts up his shirt to show me his stomach after eating it. Does that sound like me? Try to sing, like, you know that one girl who's always trying to, like, do all the riffs and stuff? Like, Romeo, take me. You said you? No, no, not me. I would never do that. You mean Maverick? No, you. Oh, okay.

No, I don't sing. Oh, you're singing today? Sing Romeo, Save Me. Go. Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be with you. Who's laughing at me? No, I'm not. I'm not laughing. It's good. In my head, I don't know what to think. Sing with me. Now to the ground, put our arms around each other. All right, and now to Noah. You marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.

What if, what if, wait, time out, time out. We're gonna make a band. We're gonna be a band right now. Okay. The LOL band? Bro, the LOL band is crazy. Is that the thumbnail for this episode now? We're starting a band? We're starting a band, everybody.

Cash is a lead singer. Can I be- Can I play the triangle? The triangle? Guys, I do want to sit on this and not to try to pop it. Can you walk on it? Like a hamster? Oh, no. No. Girlfriend, she's upset. She's going off about something that you said. She doesn't get your humor like I do.

I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like. But you'll never know your story like I do. She wears shorts, guy wears t-shirts. She's sheer captain and I'm on the bleachers. Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find out what you're looking for. Has been here the whole time and you can see that I don't understand. You've been here all along so why can't you see?

You belong with me. You belong with me. So we did the Inside Out episode, and Cash and Kate went to watch the movie, the new one, Inside Out 2. Without you. Without me. And I just want to know if it's even worth going to see. I liked it a lot. Okay. But I will say the new Inside Out 2, Kate, rate it 1 out of 10. I would say it's a good 7. It's a good newer Disney movie, I will say. I was thinking a good... He's going to say 5. 5. I knew he was going to say 5. I knew it. Because you saw him go...

yeah i know you could have said four could have said 14 15 i don't know three like five i'm saying five as in five is an average movie six would be above average four would be below average so i'm saying it is the most average it's a very average can i change my rating yeah i'm gonna say five oh wow she just really wants to be like cash that is wait why did you change your rating because i thought it was like i thought it was good

but not above average. - I would say it's an average movie. A good movie, a good movie, what's a good movie? - Above average is like six. A good movie is like seven. A great movie is like eight or nine. And just an amazing movie is like 10. - This brings me to my follow up question. - Yes. - Was Harper like anxiety?

Because we portrayed her and we were like, I think she'll be like the anxiety character. Was she? Yes. Really? So? Anxiety turned out to be a little crazy though. She was the villain for a minute. The villain? Wait, try to do this with your nails. You mean like

Wait, wait, wait. What are you saying? Try to do this with your nails. Wow, that was crazy. Nobody laughed at Mav. It was a good joke, though. Do you see how it's like, no, no, no. You have to put your thumb next to it, like all six fingers. No, six fingers? Yeah, Mav is doing it just fine. I can't. Anyways, moving on. Anyways, I do not. I'm not the villain ever. I've never been the villain. I've never claimed to be the villain. Kate, this is what we're saying. Mav,

There's three men that live here. Me, Maverick, Alex. We all live in the same house, but only one woman. That works. If there is three women of the men that live here, who has the biggest problem, who gets the most upset with the living conditions of the people? Me? Yeah. You got it right! Am I the problem? No, no, but we're like saying, you know how often you get mad at all of us for just how... Not saying you're right or wrong. Oh, no, you're right. Everyone here knows I'm right when I get frustrated at the house conditions. Yes, but...

Imagine there was three women all living together. Do you do you think you could live with two other women? I think that if the three women. No answer the question. No it depends. I think if it were three women that wanted their house to be clean yes because we would all agree that we need to keep our house clean but if it was me and two girls. What about when one of them wants to hang up ugly decorations on the wall? Well if I couldn't afford to live by myself. No no you can afford it. Oh.

I would go find a friend that wants to live in the same house I want to live in. Let me put it this way. All of my friends that I know, every man I know, I think I could just live with and it'd be okay. Yeah. But y'all just don't understand that like women, yeah, women want to make their house a home and it's like, y'all don't care. Y'all won't, y'all won't hang a single decoration for the whole six years you live in an apartment. Wouldn't even put a bed frame together. Exactly. Because y'all don't care. It's not important to you, but it's important to us. Yeah.

You find your happiness in material things. We get it. It's great. No. Yeah. Living for the world sometimes. See, now you're gaslighting me. No. How is that gaslighting? That was a joke. And it was true, but... That is not true. Fine, I'll start saying everything. You just said, you guys don't need things to be happy and I need things. That's what you said. That is not what I said. Hey, you know, redheads...

Redheads are the only people who don't get gray hair though. Wait, actually no way redheads hair their hair doesn't go gray. That's so That's so cap. There's no way that's true. Oh, they just go bald. Oh, i'm, so sorry ever seen reba Reena reba dyes her hair. Don't worry about i'm already looking at it. Yeah. Yeah women like to say things Wait, what'd you say?

Said you guys are incredible. Why you call it as me. I make a joke and you're like I'm not mean no gaslight me you're giving me words of affirmation that I do not need that I'm gonna believe Harper yeah, where do you get your lashes done? Oh, I don't do I do them myself and I don't even want to talk about them because they're too long they're too long and uh if I if you what I

Hello, Earth to Harper. If I, what's it called? If I, um. Redheads are less likely to get gray hair because the pigment in their red fades over time. Does that taste good? Usually turning blonde or white instead. Okay. It tastes burnt. Instead of gray hair, they normally turn blonde or white. So in the future, you could have blonde hair. Cash, have you ever. Blonde hair would be cool. Okay, I'm sorry. I took a chunk out of that too. That's okay. I forgive you. Did you actually think I was being mean?

I think you talk aggressive and it comes off as rude. So maybe you weren't being mean, but the way you were talking seemed mean. Wait, how did the LL podcast song go again? All right. Well, I'm sorry about that. If we'll just make up for it. I don't know. All right. Everybody knows this song. Let's go. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Kate Happy birthday to you Hey, happy birthday Why is it sparking? I don't know Why was he doing that? Y'all saw that? I don't know if y'all saw that on camera Wait, that wasn't intentional, Cash? No The smoke alarm's gonna go off Wait, what? What?

There's no way that has to be okay. They're out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there out there

There's no way there's batteries in those no there's not I just need me to hold it But the smoke needs to stop or it's gonna set up the fire alarm Oh

What is going on with these candles? Okay. I'm so confused. All right, guys. I'm going to blow these out once and for all. Wait, I want to see if they're going to explode or something. Oh, I didn't even think about that. That was crazy. Okay. I've never seen a candle like that. I've never seen real candles do that. Okay. Never. They're out. That was absolutely absurd. I know that those are fake. Take one out and test it. No, look. Harper, those are regular candles. Look, I will break this in half.

That is a normal candle. What? That was the weirdest thing. That's crazy. I didn't know that could happen. Well, thank you so much for my birthday cake. Kate, why are you not happy and jolly? I am happy and jolly. I'm so happy and jolly. It's my birthday. No big deal.

I am officially no longer a teenager. Why are you sad though? Because I don't like not being a teenager. Oh, I wanted to be a teenage girl forever. You still have an hour. Honestly, I thought you were going to get pregnant before you were. I know I've officially beat teen pregnancy. Okay. That's not what I meant. I,

I did not think I would make it this far. Wait a second. So you're telling me right now you're not pregnant? No. She beat the unbeatable. Yep. She beat. I can tell you I ain't getting pregnant. The entire time you were a teenager. Yep. You didn't get pregnant once? You didn't get pregnant one time? Nope. Not even once? Nope. I wish I could say I did. I mean, that's the definition of a survivor. She survived teen pregnancy forever.

And not a whole lot of people survived teen pregnancy. Yeah, a lot of people did. I honestly don't believe that you didn't get pregnant while you were a teenager. Well, technically...

Maybe you didn't beat team pregnancy. Because maybe you're pregnant right now and we don't know. That would be incredible. That's possible. That would be best case scenario. Are you telling me you're pregnant right now? No. Are you pregnant right now? No, I'm not. Say yes one time. Are you pregnant right now? Wait, what? Just say it. It's for the intro, for the clip. Are you pregnant right now? No, no. Are you pregnant right now? And then just look at him and be like,

So one time, are you pregnant right now? That's crazy. - No, I'm not. - What? - Hey, no, it's the intro, it's already the intro. - Yeah, it's already, Michael already put it in the intro. - I wish I was though, 'cause I so badly wanted to be like pregnant at 19. I'm already married, so it's fine. Before everyone tries to jump me, I wouldn't have gotten pregnant at 15. Just to clarify, I would not have wanted to be a pregnant teenager had I not been married, but I've already been married for two years. - No, you know what? - So. - That's okay.

No, teen pregnancy is not okay. Well, it is okay. It's okay to be pregnant and be a teenager. You just said you wanted to be a pregnant teen. No, it's not okay. So you're telling me right now for all those teens out there. Stop saying it's not okay. It is okay. Yeah, so you're telling me all those teens out there, they're not okay that are pregnant? Sorry if you're pregnant right now. No, that's not what I was saying. I'm saying you should not strive to be pregnant as a teenager. Why? What if you're in a place where it makes sense for you to be pregnant? Yes, I was in a place where I could be pregnant.

- Stop saying you to the person that's watching. - Yeah, maybe they're in a place where they want to be a pregnant teen. I wanted to be a pregnant teen, but it didn't happen for me. - That's not what I meant. - It's 'cause you're not a seahorse. Only male seahorses can get pregnant. - Yeah, I know, that is totally unfair. - I know, I don't know. - It's so wack. - But what's it called? Honestly,

Thinking about it and when I grow up, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I grow up possibly be a singer No, probably not. I don't really see that taking off. Okay, now you're making me think I need to clarify. What? Well, we tried to give you a chance. Oh, well, let me talk. We let you talk so much, but you talk like this. Oh, I'm sad even though it's my birthday. No big deal. No. If you are a pregnant teenager, every baby is a gift from the Lord.

And you're a gift from the Lord, little baby mama. And it's okay if you're a teen pregnant. It's not okay. I'm not saying like, how do I say this? Listen, if you are a teen and you're pregnant, that is awesome and congratulations. I think what Kate's trying to say is it can be really hard to be pregnant as a teenager sometimes. And I don't think it's what people strive for as teenagers. Wait, but if they're not striving for it, why did he just say congrats?

Well because it is a good thing. It's a gift from God. Then if I'm gonna get a congratulations for something, you know, I'm gonna freaking do it Well, I would say that you do need to be I from my Christian perspective I would say that you should probably get married first before you have kids. We're gonna play Which couple is the better couple and we're gonna play the shoe game. Do you guys know what the shoe game is? Great woman engineering we have here women in STEM

Gotta be gonna be still in this cage. There we go. Um Harper's gonna ask us some questions We got a raise which one it is. So harper's gonna ask you a question like um For instance, uh, anybody got a for instance question, uh, who's more likely to get arrested? Who's more likely to get arrested? Who's more likely to kiss a bunch of people before they get married? Uh, what the? Directed at tank tank you've been kissing a lot of people

Can we clarify that Tank is not that poor dog's real name? Tank, that is his real name. Alright, so for instance, we would say... Wait, what did you say? The first one you said, for instance? Oh, for instance, who's more likely to get arrested? Alright, ready? Everybody play the game. Oh, wait, wait, my blindfold's on. Cash, you don't have a blindfold. No, it's a for instance. Oh, it's a... It's a demo. I'm showing them how the game is played. Okay, ready? I think we get how the game is played. Well, we haven't even demonstrated it.

Who's more likely to play? Demonstrate demo! Who's more likely to get arrested? Go! Everybody wears their shoes. So, see, me and Kate, it's per couple. Why the heck did you get the same shoes as me now? Well, these are my shoes. You saw me pick out these ones for the game. No, I didn't. I saw his own eyes. He was like,

Cash got those shoes I'm gonna get those shoes I wanna twin with Cash Yeah So these shoes Are not related Across the couples But pretty much They're gonna answer the question And they both gotta try To get the same one right That's his shoe So Guy's shoe

Guys a little bit more dirtier so they gotta raise the same shoe to get a point me and Kate gotta raise the same shoe To get a point all right. Let's play and we're not versing couples right That's why I was like why'd you get the same shoes? Okay, gosh would have gotten the point because we got it right and you guys you guys did it okay? All right everybody put your blindfold on Harper you're in charge of Stella cuz I can't see Alex can you keep score all right here we go

Alright, ask us questions. Okay. Okay. Ready? Hold on, my blindfold's on. Okay, I'm ready. Oh gosh darn it, Kate! Your brain is not working! Kate! Engineer better! Here, put this guy here. Let's try man engineering. Now that a man's done it. That's not it. Now it's already wobbling. Alright, here we go. Do the wobble, do the wobble. Whatever that song is. Alright, blindfold's on. Ask away!

Don't please don't shout me whoever shot me. All right, don't hurt him. I'm on you gay Harper it's on one zero Okay, ready? Yeah, who is more attractive? Oh, this is easy easy. Oh

Duh. Okay. Wow. Come on now. Wait. No, no, no. I'm for real. Here we go. Wait. Are we doing for reals? For reals. I'm trying to get points. I'm trying to get points. Okay. Okay. Wait. Okay. Trying to get points. Yeah. We got to try to get points. So be honest, Kinsey. Do I have to keep scoring these points? No. Alex is. Be honest. All right. Harper, is either one of us raising the same shoe? Oh. Is Matt and Kinsey raising the same shoe? Oh, come on. I'm putting on the cape. Why doesn't he do me? We are? Let's go, Kate.

Yay. I'm glad we meet. Ow! Stop tasing me! They both raised Cass's shoe.

So Cash was honest and Kate was like, my husband is conceited so he's gonna raise his own. No, no, no, no, no. I knew Kate was gonna raise my shoe because she thought I raised my shoe as a joke. So you're cheating. So I was like, I have to raise my shoe in order to get a point because Kate's going to raise my shoe. I just can't believe you raised my shoe. I look like a knuckle-dragging ape that didn't evolve correctly. Bro, what's with you and the apes? My arms are too long. Knuckle-dragging. But for clarification, clarification. Ow! Stop pacing me! Ha ha ha!

Clarification I would like I would have rather Raised Kate's shoe But I knew Kate Was going to raise mine Well I like you too much Yeah I like you too darling Are you being held At gunpoint to say that Okay Okay here we go Here we go By one point We have zero Okay ready Who's the better kisser

Well, we haven't kissed yet. What? Wait, raise both shoes? No, only one shoe. No, what? Kate, are you raising one? I am raising one. Oh, no. Cash sent me these, by the way, so I know. All right, here we go. These are rigged if Cash sends them to you. I just sent a couple. I sent her a couple questions. I just feel like. Okay, I'm completely guessing here.

Okay, are you and Kate racing the same one? No. Okay, Kate, we got to start being for real. I'm being for real. So they got zero points on that one? Yes. How many did we get? Zero. Oh, come on. You know I'm probably going to be the bad kid. That's so rude. No. I can't believe you thought that of yourself. So why have y'all kissed? Why haven't we kissed? Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. No, no. Ow!

Why don't we kiss? Well, you know, we probably would kiss, but... You have rabies? Yeah, I'm not kissing that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you have rabies, Kenzie. No, we just haven't kissed because... Do you know why he kissed her? No one's taught him.

I know how to kiss. So you raised the wrong shoe too then if no one's taught you. Also, we're waiting until marriage. So if y'all want me to kiss a guy sometime soon, go follow us. Come on. Wait, what's happening? That's facts. We're getting married when we hit a million followers on TikTok. That's crazy.

Alright, so zero- Stella sit, sit, Stella sit, sit. Good girl. Alright, zero points for Mackenzie, one point for me and Kate. Kate, we gotta start being for real. I am being for real. No, no, I know, but I've been raising my shoe like it's jokes, but I thought you were raising my shoe because you knew I was a joke. So no more jokes set aside. We're being for real this time. Okay. Alright, ready? Here we go. Yes. Now, who is more likely to cheat?

I'm not answering that. Don't say your line, I would never cheat. I would never cheat. That's not funny. I'm not answering that because neither of us would cheat. No, she was being raised from Kate. Well, I'm not a cheater, so. I would never cheat. Yeah, I'm sure as heck not a cheater. Wait. So, if one of us were going to. But, Kate, didn't you, like, kind of cheat when you had, like, a boyfriend, like,

Fifth grade or something. Well, just because I cheated on the boyfriend with cash doesn't mean I cheat on cash. But it does mean that you have a history. Wait, Kate, can you raise a shoe? Oh my gosh. But you're blind. Okay.

Okay, I was gonna lift up my blindfold. If anyone raised themselves, that's highly suspicious. Okay. Well, y'all just gaslighted me into thinking I did. I don't know what shoe to raise. Well, you had to raise one shoe. I didn't raise any shoes. You didn't raise any shoes? I didn't either. Alright, everybody's gotta raise one here. I certainly didn't. I did not raise a shoe. What was that one? I said raise a shoe. Okay. If it holidays, let us play.

Anybody know the rest of the song? It's Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a tiger by its toe. Cash, I don't know which hand is in what. I'm going to say raise your left hand. Okay. I'll raise my left hand too. Okay. Y'all raising? Yep. I'm not raising. Raise one. You got to raise one. Cash and Kate got it right. Y'all got neither. Let's go. 2-0. Wait, who's cheating over there? These questions are rigged. Unfortunately, I was the cheater, but you just told us to raise our left hand. How did you know you were the cheater? Ouch!

Because I raised my own shoe! Oh yeah. Stop shocking him. You're gonna hurt him. I can't believe you would cheat on me. If he was a real man, he wouldn't get hurt. I'm not gonna cheat. Wait, is a shock collar safe to be shocked that many times? I don't know, actually. Okay, can you take it off? Yes, everyone knows women are more likely to cheat. Somebody fact check that. What?

Women are definitely more likely to cheat. I feel like that's not true. Also, I don't feel Stella anymore. Anybody know? Stella, come here. Stella. I thought something was licking my toes. Sit. Sit. Sit. I was like, Alex, what are you doing down there? Licking my toes. That's weird. Sit. Good girl. Okay. Ready? Next question. Let's see. Who is a better driver? Oh. Oh, this is easy. Like, what are we talking about? We're going to lose this game. What? All right. Ready? Ready?

So Cash and Kate got it right. Kenzie and Nav got it right. That's what I'm talking about. 3-1. 3-1, baby. Ow! Why are you taking me now? Stop talking. Okay. Okay, ready? Okay. Who's more likely to pee in a shower? Stella, sit. Oh, this is easy. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Easy peasy, pee in the shower easy. Stella, come here. Ow! Why are you shocking me? Okay, fine, fine, fine. Who got it right?

Both of y'all. Both of y'all got it right. Let's go. Four us, two Kinsey. Hey, by the way, it's four two. You guys got a lot of catching up to do. Wait, who's more likely to pee in the shower based on Mav and Kinsey? What would y'all say? Mav. Oh. Dang, man. You really be peeing in the shower like that? Ow! I amp it up when I want. All right. Who else would pee in the shower? Sorry, I wasn't in charge of Stella. I didn't know girls peed. Sit.

At all, period. Huh? Tank, sit. You don't pee. Tank, lie down. Yeah, what do you think I go in the bathroom for? Just to look at myself? Yeah. All right, here we go. Next question. Four, two. Okay. Last question. Oh, last question. Here we go. Yes. I can... Wait, we need about four more questions. Okay, I'll make some up. Okay. Ready? Also, guys, by the way, if you ask... I hope somebody makes an edit of this. Um...

Harper you're so left out You don't have a couple if you have a boyfriend will let him on the show. Yeah, but you know Can't be a boyfriend that is mean to you. You ain't got a boyfriend. No boyfriend. That's mean to you They're all they're not welcome on the show All right, what's the last

Last question, Harper. No, no. I'm making more up. Oh, I'm scared if you make them up. And I want to amp it up to seven. Okay, make one more up and then ask that one. Okay. For everyone that Cash gets wrong, raise the level. No. All right, make one up. Okay. Who's more likely to French kiss a dog? Oh. Kate, you got to raise yours. I'm really thinking right now. Cash hates dogs so much, but I also could see him doing it. Like he doesn't even want to look at a dog. Gosh. Gosh.

I think he, I feel, I have a feeling he's raising my shoe. Okay. Well, so Cash and Kate got it all right. Let's go. Mav and Kenzie got it wrong. I'm never French kissing a dog. Breeze for impact. You totally would French kiss a dog. I would never cheat. If Cash was like, you should French kiss a dog, you might. Okay. What? Yes, you would. No. Yo, you guys. Dogs be licking their own booty hole. I ain't doing that.

You can tell you guys aren't married. Let's do it. Ow! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! What's wrong? Y'all, we made a pact saying we would not put it on seven. Oh my goodness. That was not on five. I swear it was on five. I knew I didn't trust any of y'all.

Who did it? Who did it? Who done it? Kinsey, you can take your blindfold off. People told me to do it. Everyone has their blindfold on. Why did you say that? You just like sit there. Hey, let me put it on. Harper, put it on. Give me that blindfold. No. Yes. Harper wants to do it. She'll be fine. Go get it. I'll be fine. She wear it? I don't know where Stella is. Stella's fine. She's fine. She's fine. Stella, come here. Oh, Harper's going to...

Stella, you gotta get better at sitting on this podcast. Hey, Kate, can you grab that? You're gonna get fired if you keep leaving the show. Alright, give me the remote, girl. Give me the remote. No. Yeah, I get the remote. No, pickleball for you. No, I get the remote. Hold on. Oh, that was so funny. Man jumped out of the cage. Yeah, you guys put it on max level, bro. I caught like the last half of it. Hey, who did that? Was it you or...

You. We were all aware what was happening. I was not. I would not have let that happen. Who pressed the button? Maverick. Maverick Harper. Oh, I didn't press it. Okay, give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Give me their remote. Give me their remote. Give me their remote. You good. What an absolute idiot. Why would you give the man that you just put it on seven the remote? He's not going to shock her. You can't shock her. All right. Is it on? It's not on. She's faking it. I've been holding it down this whole time. You little faker. Yeah, it's fine. No, don't shock her.

Don't shock her. I've been holding it down still. It's on. Really? See, it's on my skin. No, but push it on your skin. Are you pressing the right button? Is it on something else? No, it's on, but she's not. Just put it on your skin. Press it. What was it on? Level four, you little baby.

That scared me! That scared me! It actually jolted me around. You wanna try level 7? No, it jolted me. You wanna try level 7? No, Cash. She kinda does, I can tell. She's like a third of your size. Shock isn't like by calories or nothing. What? Calories? Oh, sorry, it's not by body weight. Well, I still don't think you should shock Harper.

Poor little dog. If it's my body weight, poor little doggy over there is going through it. I didn't like that game. I feel like that game kind of ruined our relationship. Well, no, it didn't. Really? You think I would French kiss a dog? Okay, all the other ones we thought highly of each other.

Hey, you guys don't know each other very well. I just thought I'd say that. What? You guys lost miserably. Well, it's okay. They'll know each other. Yeah, I pressed it that time. If I was playing to win, then we would have won. Really? But I was playing truthfully. I agree. You need to play truthfully on these games. And you need to play truthfully as well. I just feel like this game ruined everything. What does that even mean? Don't play it at your wedding. That's for sure. She said that I cheated. Or I would cheat.

I would never cheat. That's what you guys have to look forward to when you get married. It's absolutely no time alone. No, I still have time alone. She wants to watch me poop, but I won't let her. What? You freak. I don't want to watch him poop. It's just like... Yes, you do, you little weirdo. Because I never do. No matter how... 40 years into marriage, when I'm pooping, door closed, no one else in there. Not even a dog. Not even a dog. Stop.

Not even a gerbil or a hamster. Nothing. He gets so mad when I'm in the bathroom if I don't. Because we have the master bathroom and the toilet is in its own room. He gets so mad if he walks in and I'm going to the bathroom with the door open. Yeah, like close the door. You say that, but you'll FaceTime me on the bathroom. Well, I'll FaceTime people, but that's different.

You only see my face. No, sometimes you show everything on FaceTime. Pooping is the most exposed you will ever be. No, but it's not true because you do sleep naked. I'm pretty sure you moon people. You know what's ironic? I actually did film a selfie video and posted it on my Instagram of me pooping. You did? And it was a video like this. Oh my gosh, all my friends are talking about it. Really? What? They're like, oh my gosh, Herbert, did you see Cash's new Instagram post? They liked that? They thought it was funny? No, and I was like, what? And then I went on

and it was like a huge dump. Yeah. You're like...

i begged him to delete it's funny to see people talking about it and then i tried to back you up i was like oh it's that's cash yeah she's like actually there's no defending you no i was like and i was like yeah at least i don't do that on my sorry i was like at least i don't do that on my tiktoks right you had no idea how many people called him texted him it was like dude you asked him to post this so many

so many people texted me. I ran over here to the balcony and I'm yelling downstairs like, Cash! Cash! Take it off! Cash! Get it down! Everyone's like, take it off! Is it still up? Well, it was a story. It was a story, that's right. But I can post another one tonight. No. Should I do it daily? No. I should start a daily

daily story and i rate you will lose followers so fast but you will do it i will unfollow you you'll lose so many but you'll gain but won't attention be so high because people are low-key waiting for the 10 out of 10 hit the tiktok channel even

- You know if it was in a good way or a bad way, like they were still talking about it. - Yeah, and I could start at morning poop and every day I just late rate the poop. Like just how it went, how that day went. - Oh my goodness. - Like if you run out of toilet paper, that's a zero out of 10. Right, no, I think this is bad. - I was in the Target parking lot as one teenage girl is. - I already know this is about to be a Karen moment. Kate has so many Karen moments at Target. - This is not a Karen moment. - Every time you have a Target story, it's a Karen moment. - It is not, I walked out to my car and,

Everybody that is a, what is it? Not a victim, but everybody that is a target for sex trafficking, as in teenage girls. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we talking about? I'm a bit confused. Why do you think it's a good idea to talk about that on this podcast? No, no, I'm just curious. Have you ever been scared that you're going to get sex trafficked in a parking lot? How about we use the word kidnapped? How about that? Yeah, how about that? Okay, have you ever been scared? I've gotten... No, you haven't. That's a lie. Okay, well...

Okay, we're not going to talk about that, whatever that's about. We've got to leave so many things now, guys. I'm so sorry for all the bleeping you guys are hearing. Listen, we can talk about that after. That sounds like something we should talk about. But not on TV. Okay, and again, close the mouth, Harper. Everyone, stop talking. I started crying. Okay.

at the Bros Only pod. All right, I'm going to do my dance again. Listen, okay. Have you ever been worried that you're going to get taken or abducted or kidnapped in a parking lot? Yes! Yeah, by Chucky from Chucky Cheese. No. That thing's creepy. Okay, well, clearly you guys are not women because every woman in the world that's a driver... First of all, speak for yourself. He's totally a woman. No, absolutely not.

every girl is terrified to walk in parking lots. Okay. And you know, when there's a zip tie or something on your handle or there's money on your windshield or there's something to make you stop, that's like a, that's like a tactic. What are you talking about? Let her talk. That's like a, that's a thing that whenever, just like, Hey,

We're not going to interrupt her. Do you guys see how they're trying to gaslight me when I know that this is true? I'm trying to hear you out. I'm trying. He's laughing. You've been gaslighted already. No, that's like a thing. No, listen. If I'm going to kidnap someone, I'm not going to announce it before I do it. No, no, no. It's becoming more known now, but it's supposed to make you stop. Oh, no. I'm going to kidnap you. There's a zip tie. I'm going to put a zip tie on there so she knows she's about to get kidnapped. No.

people if you don't know then you stop and you're like why is there a zip tie on my car and you look at it you try to figure it out and that's when they take you no they take you y'all can see that this 23 year old man is not a woman if you get kidnapped first of all money on the windshield that's awfully nice of them no it's to make you stop it's literally look it up if you have a zip tie on your car if you're my target for me kidnapping i don't have to make you stop

I'm just gonna grab you. You're not gonna run very fast. Yeah, well... I'm just gonna walk up and say, I'm taking you now, and I'm not giving you the money. Okay, well... First off, why do you think people want to kidnap you? Because I'm a teenage girl, and I probably would sell for a lot of money on the black market. Yeah, not for long. You're almost not a teenage girl. You think you'd sell for a lot on the black market? Most definitely. I'm a blonde white girl. I don't know about that. What's a black market? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think you... Y'all don't think I would? What is this, boys?

Someone might give like a dollar. Imagine you get kidnapped and you go for a bid on the black market and nobody bid on you. They're like, I guess we'll let you go. Dude, I'd be like, no, no, someone's going to buy me. They just put you back at the Target parking lot. What are these? They're Pokemon cards.

Are you six? We're opening up packs now on here, guys. Every episode, we're going to open up a pack of Pokemon cards. Are we? No. There's a bug on your finger. We got Skitty. Are we rich, Matt? That's all I care to know. Electabuzz. Bramblin'. Bro, I'm sorry. What are these anime things? Perley's Jungle. Mavwood. Unzervant. There's no way you know all these names. Explorers Guidance. Is he reading the names? Iron Leaves.

Iron, Viliant. Let me get to the part of my story where I was a target. The holos we got are kind of dope, but they're not worth anything. What did you just say? I don't think you did. I walked out and there was something on my car. A Pokemon car? Sorry. Sorry. Wait. Hold on, guys. Wait. Did they let you go because you didn't sell? They were like, oh, yeah. That's the girl? Never mind. We'll pick a different car. Hold on.

Hold on. We all gotta act. Listen, I don't want to hear it. I'm not sharing the story. Nope. I'm not sharing it now. Everyone stop laughing. Kate almost got kidnapped for the 20th time.

I'm not sharing the story. No one cares. Everybody take it very seriously. I can't. Let me guess, there was a business card on your windshield wiper. No. There was not. Kate gets a lawn care business card on her front doorstep and she's like, no, I'm not sharing my story. Nobody cares. If I would have gone missing today in the Target parking lot, nobody would have noticed. I could have just bit on you. I would have noticed, low key. Low key? If I wasn't here, I might would have noticed. No one has started the car.

- We started the whole podcast, got in about 30 minutes in and been like, wait a minute, something's missing. - And then we went on the drive and we're like, no, I guess not. - Why isn't this turned on? - I don't know. We can't, you want to figure it out after we can't find the cord. We can't find the cord for it. - Hey, this one kind of looks like you. - Quite literally, what the, are you calling me a blob?

It's a non-conuse solosys. A green butt cheek looking... Okay, alright. See the resemblance? Guys, we have to listen to the story. I'm not listening. I'm not saying my story. No one cares. Please share. This is a safe place. I'm not. No. This is quite literally... This is quite literally... Whoa! This one looks like... Expensive? It's gold. Is this sponsored or something? No.

Yo, I don't know if y'all saw that card, but Matt almost just took Kate's eyeballs eyeballs out with those cards. No, it definitely hit her in the face. It did. Oh, it did hit you? Uh oh. She might cry. Nope, please don't throw another one. Hey guys. Yeah. Can we listen to Kate's story? No, I'm not sharing it. Now I'm being attacked by Pokemon cards. You're being attacked by Pokemon? Alright, share. Electro Buzz, go! No, guys, share. I'm not. Share. Oh. Harper, look that way, Kate.

All right, tell you short this one isn't even a Pokemon card. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh in my opinion I'm so finished your kidnap story. We want to listen now I walked out and in my door handle someone had pulled my door handle back and stuck a lip balm in my door handle huh a summer Fridays shut up

Yeah, someone gave you free summer Friday And then what and then I was freaking out so I took a video and you realize you had dropped your pink summer Friday Wait, someone put it in your door handle. You thought you were about to get kidnapped. So you took a video No, I took a video. I was gonna do the guy for what?

- Evidence! - Of what? - Of what? - In case I went missing. - Who's gonna find the evidence? - If my phone dropped in the parking lot or something. - You don't think they're gonna grab your phone? - I don't know if kidnappers are that smart. But look, doesn't that look a little suspicious? - Let me see. - A lip balm like stuffed in my door handle. - That's weird. - That's what I'm saying. - Wait, let me see it, let me see it. He's gonna take your phone, he always does that to me. See, no, no. Okay, that actually-- - Isn't that weird looking?

Send that to Alex. Yeah, exactly. I've been trying to tell you all for like 30 minutes. What's my name? Anyways, so then me and my friend, because I was with a friend. That's the only real reason I stopped and took a video was because I had a friend with me and I was like, okay, there's two of us and there's people in this parking lot. So, you know, obviously we can make a scene if someone tries to take one of us. But if I was by myself, I probably would have gone back in the store and

told or called you or something because that's weird that's not normal and so then me and my friend we get in the car and we like um then we like later on looked at the footage like you know the camera footage and it wasn't a sex trafficker it wasn't a kidnapper who was it it was like uh it was just like a mom in the car next to me i guess i left my lip balm on top of the car and she put it in the door handle for me yeah it was your own lip balm that's what i said yeah from the beginning i said it was your own lip um i don't think i've used it since then

But no, I mean in the video, I watched her just grab it off the top of the car and put it on. You went back in and asked to look at the... No, on the security footage on the Tesla. Oh. Yeah, forget it. They don't have the Chevy. Katie, let's hear your sad TikTok. Let's say goodbye to TikTok. Okay. TikTok has really been nothing but a burden in my life, and I just... I'm so happy to see it go. What the... I honestly have been waiting for this day when my husband doesn't... me every day. What?

to make TikToks. The truth comes out. I've hated TikTok since the day he made me start doing it when I was 15. It ruined my public school experience. I was a child bride of TikTok. What did you do to her? A child bride? And I'm so happy that it's finally going back.

Kate, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You know what we talk about, Kate. I'm so sorry he put you through this. I'm so sorry. And I just go follow me everywhere else. That was pretty good. That was good. That was good. That was really good. Good job. That was really good. I just can't believe that the last four years are coming to an end. And the last year that we've all been together on this podcast has just been so fun.

And I really hate to see it end like this, but I know that we're all going to do great things in our life. And Harper, even if we don't see each other that much after this, I know that I can't take you seriously like this, Harper. And I know Harper. Look at me, baby. Let's go. Did y'all see that drip? That's a mad drip. Look at that back. I be dripping. Oh, I'm so good.

Look, it could be so believable now. Look, look. It could be so believable with that drip. That drip came down. Look at this. Ready? Watch. Watch. No, watch. Watch. I can't do it with them laughing. My tears are going to dry up. My tears are literally going to dry up. My tears are going to dry up. TikTok is getting banned. And I know...

Wait, just make this... You know what? Fine. Just make this the intro of the podcast. Ready? Can we make it sound like the podcast is ending? The podcast is not ending. Oh, that's definitely what I made it sound like in my speech. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for food. Harper, you're not ready, are you? Guys, I hate to... Redo. So, apparently, TikTok is getting banned because

I never expected this because, like, there's been so many, um, there's been so many things, like, like, fake calls about, or, what is it called? Redo. Go. You go. Anyways. What the? Oh, it was him! What the sigma? What? I don't understand TikTok now. Um, what the sigma? Like, what is that? What the sigma? I don't understand. What the sigma?

What? What are the words in English for the Sigma? Sigma. It's like Alpha Sigma. Oh, like you're the alpha. No, uh,

I'm confused, I'm going to be honest. I don't really get it. Y'all know Uzma from, what's it called? Uzma? Uzma from Monsters University. I don't know. Uzma Sigma. Lord Farquaad? Oh, Uzma Sigma? That was their frat that Mike and Sully were in was Uzma. No, it was? Uzma Sigma. See, cameraman's shaking his head yes. Or Uzma Cap.

- Uzma Kappa. - Uzma Kappa. - Uzma Kappa. - There's something Kappa. - Uzma Kappa, Uzma Kappa. - Yeah. There's a guy on TikTok that will pretend to be a frat boy. He's like, "Frat boys at parties." And they'll be like, "What's your frat?" And he's like, "Uh, Uzma, Uzma." - Uzma. - Let's see, I'm gonna look it up. - It is Uzma, I'm telling you. - I feel like you're wrong. - No. - I know my monster's university. - I'm excited to start, what's it called? College. - Uzma Kappa. - But I'm not going to go to-- - Uzma, I told you.

Uzma Kappa? Uzma Kappa. Uzma Kappa. I feel like you said something different, no? I don't think so. Yeah, you did. No. He

He's a gaslighter! I told you all, Maverick is a professional gaslighter. Look at him trying to gaslight me. Kenzie, run, run. - No. - As far as you can. - She just thinks anytime you tell her that she's wrong, she's being gaslighted. She's terrified. - I'm gonna watch this footage back and prove to myself that I said Uzma the whole time. - Uzma, Uzma, Kappa, Kappa, Gera. - Hey, stop looking at my girl, Cash. - Yeah, Cash, stop. - I'm over here. - Why are you just staring at my girl? - I'm over here. - I just like the t-shirt. You haven't looked at your wife one time. - Yeah. - Well, I would, but the stare at Kenzie. - Cash, over here.

Cash, stop staring at her. I'm not staring. I just got something in my eye. You're actually scaring everyone in the house. I just got something in my eye. Cash, tell me how you really feel about me. I just have something in my eye, guys, okay? And if I look the other way, the wind, the fan, it hurts my eye. So I got to stay looking this way. Really? Yep. Well, stop it. I can't. Cash, look over here. No, I can't look over there. I wish I could, but I can't. Over here. Look at your girl. Look at your wife. I really wish I could, but I can't.

Hey. Hey, baby. Hey, how's it going? Hey, doing good. Give me a kiss. No, give me a kiss on the lips. Give me a kiss on the lips. I won't be doing that. No, kiss my lips. Come on. Give me a little French kiss. Give me a little kiss on the lips. Give me a little French kiss. Yeah, come on. Come on, baby. Oh, come on, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. Yeah. Okay, we're playing two truths and a lie. Yeah. No, one truth and a lie. One truth and a lie. Yeah. And Kate, you're first. Okay. My one truth or lie is...

Briefing and admission. The dog goes to time out. Okay, my one truth and one lie. I sucked my thumb until I was 11 years old. That's highly embarrassing. That's highly true. And then my middle name is from my grandmother. Oh, shoot.

Oh, no. Really? Y'all really think that one of those is... They're very comparable? I'm going to be honest. I'm married to you and I'm kind of confused. What do you think? Honestly, I think the truth is you sucked your thumb until you were 11 and you... The lie is... Yeah, your grandma name. Kate Marie Baker. Yeah, my middle... I'm saying my middle name came from my grandma. Yeah, I'm going with the truth. This is a thumb sucker. Uh-huh. You a thumb sucker? Wow, I can't believe y'all think that of me.

Well, Matt, what's what's truth? What's law? What do you think? I think there's two options, bud. You're a little some some fucker. That's all three. Thumb sucker. Well, I want to hear what Kinsey thinks before I come in here. Oh, wait. Dog's still here. Yeah, dog's good. Oh, you put the obedient collar on it. Hey, she don't get shocked. She just gets a little ring.

That dog is crazy. Look at it. It doesn't know how to act like a normal dog. Matt, you gotta do the jumps. Gotta show how high she can jump. Yeah, lay down. She'll jump out of frame. No shot that dog stays there for more than 10 seconds. Which one do you think is the truth and the lie? Okay, one of them was Thumbsucker and the other one was... She sucked her thumb until she was 11 or her middle name is from her grandma. Oh, which one's true? Yeah.

Your middle name's from your grandma is true Wow, you're taking the other I was a Thumbsucker. Oh, what is it? I was I knew it. I knew she was a thumbsucker. You can just tell by the way her teeth grew in what you just tell like what? Actually, that is so true. Yeah, what? Sigma

My teeth were so messed up and like I couldn't like literally my parents tried everything to get me to stop sucking my thumb, but I just couldn't. And the only way I stopped was when I got braces. It was like uncomfortable. So that's when I finally stopped. Yeah. If you suck your thumb long enough, your teeth, your teeth grow weird. Yeah. And my teeth were definitely growing weird. That's why I got braces. That explains you, bro. Were you a thumb sucker? Oh, he had to have braces so bad.

For like 10 years he had them. They were on me so long that they stained my teeth forever. Was that because you didn't brush your teeth? What did they stain? Probably because you didn't brush your teeth. We don't really know the cause. When did you get them put on? When did you get them put on? They were on for like 5 years. I had my braces on for...

How much mom? I think the most you're supposed to have mom on is like three. I had a mom for a year and a half. Yeah, I had mine for two. Yeah, I had mine for like a year and a half, like whatever. Yeah, the issue was I never wore my bands. So I never got them off. And I still never fixed my underbite because I didn't wear my bands enough. Did you have bands? Yes. You did? Oh. And I have an overjet.

An overjet? Mm-hmm. You mean an overbite? No, no, no. It's where my front two teeth go overjet. Yeah, it's an overbite. Yeah. That happens. Yeah. Today when he saw blood on the gate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We get a big deal. Big deal. Cash literally... I just think it's so funny. Can you reenact it? Yeah. Please. So I'm sitting in the chair like this. Stand up when you do his part. I'm playing both parts. This is a one-woman show right now. I'm getting my arm poked and I'm looking at Cash. Cash says...

You're out of frame for sure. Just pick it up. Take it with you. Oh, you're right. How do I do that? No, just pick up the whole thing. How do you pick it up? You just pick it up. I don't think you can be seen in frame right there. You're really ruining the story here. You're just so bad at acting. It's insane. Okay, how about you just sit in the chair and do both parts? Y'all just told me to stand up. But now you're out of frame, I'm pretty sure. Just sit back down, sweetheart. You're embarrassing yourself.

Well, y'all should have been more clear on what you wanted. Yeah, do that. So I was getting my arm poked and I'm looking at Cash and Cash is like, you can't look at it. You can't look at it. And I was like, no, I'm going to get dizzy because I know I'm going to get dizzy. I couldn't admit it. And he was like, you know, that's all in your head, right? I was like, okay, whatever. And then...

Guess who starts to get dizzy and nauseous when I'm getting my blood drawn. Did he have to go get chicken tendies after? It wasn't me and it wasn't the doctor. Listen, listen, I didn't eat that morning. I had nothing in my stomach. I was getting weak. So what did he do? You did need chicken tendies. He started kind of like...

funny and moving funny and he was trying to keep himself moving and I was like what are you doing bro like calm down and then he starts squatting down and I was like stand up what is your problem and we both have a chair okay you had a chair I didn't have a chair well you weren't

Yeah, nobody cared about me in the room. Nothing was going on with you. Yes, but I was dizzy and nauseous. I just wanted to be known that I also just had, right before I got my blood drawn, in the other room, I had a very invasive little procedure they did.

And I was in pain. Invasive how? They went up her nose. Oh, no. No, it wasn't my nose. No. What? It was another nose. What the? Moving on. Okay. Obviously, Cash and I, you know, we had the little thing, and then I got a boyfriend, so we stopped talking. And then he came back to town, and we had our four-hour hug, and we did not kiss. But, I mean, I still, I don't know. I was just a teenage girl. Four-hour hug is crazy. That's crazy. And then, like...

Two months later or like two weeks later the boyfriend dumps me. And I was like Yeah, maybe because he figured out you were a cheater. I don't know. I don't know if he ever figured it out. Maybe he found out about your four hour hug. I don't know. Maybe he did. I don't know if he did. But

He's like, I know you've been hugging guys for four hours. We became friends again like a couple years later. Like a couple years later in high school, we were friends again. And like, he never said anything. We were just like, I don't know, in the same class. So what's the best part? Best part. After I get heartbroken, but not really because I was like, Cash.

So Cash and I talked for a couple of weeks and it's right before my 14th birthday. I'm about to get my braces off. Okay. Cash has never seen me without my braces. I'm so excited. I'd had braces like the last three years and I was like, oh, I'm getting my braces off. Like I'm going to send him a picture and it's going to be so exciting.

A week before my 14th birthday and before I get my braces off, he stops answering me. I had to treat that girl a lesson. I've been plotting that. You go, boy. Ever since she goes to me, I've been plotting. I was like, she's going to come back. And when she comes back, I'm going to ghost her. Go ahead, give it to me, Mav. Are you serious? You go, boy. Yeah. No, I said, you go, boy. You go, boy. I was actually so sad.

Call me good boy, man. No. Say, you go, good boy. Nope. You don't want it. You don't really want that. Yeah, I don't really. I don't know why I'm asking for it. And so we, Cash, I find out. It's just weird. You left me. No, you didn't even. We were like, because before Cash had Snapchat, we would Instagram DM. Yeah, I had Samsung and I didn't have Snapchat. And so you call Alex. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. At least I changed my ways early. Yeah. And so we would Instagram DM and one day he just didn't open it and then he didn't open it for a whole day and then it was three days and then it was a week and then two weeks later he opens it and he did not answer me and he was at his first VidCon and I was like, oh. And then I was in. He was already going home. I was in house parties with other girls. And then.

Real parties. I remember this. I remember it so... I remember every little detail because this is literally, like, such a big part of my life. And June is when he stopped talking to me. Wow. And then I started high school and, like, we literally did not talk for months. Like, once he ignored me, I was like, okay, I got the hint. And, like, we did not talk. And then...

We rekindled our love. He saw you without your braces. Yeah. In November, we started talking again. In December, you came back. That was when we really were on and off for years and years. By on and off, we were never dating. We never dated. It was like we would talk.

and he was like... It was like the talking stage in and out. Yeah, except he kept trying to end the talking stage. Well, because I would talk to Kate and then I'd leave Texas and then I'd see another girl and I'd be like, oh, I'm talking to this girl. And then, yeah. Wait, Joe, why do you have a sleeping mask on? And I was always... You guys, you want to talk about me being alive? Wait, why do you have a sleeping mask on? I didn't know. I forgot I did. He's tired. He just got here. And I...

Listen, you want to talk about me being a liar? He always told me, oh, I meant to bring this up to y'all, actually. He always told me I can't have a girlfriend. Like, I cannot have a girlfriend. Maverick had a girlfriend. I didn't understand. And I would bring that up. I was like, Cash, why can't you have a girlfriend? Yeah, every girl brought that up. But your brother had a girlfriend. I try to tell these girls I can't date them, and they're like, your brother's married.

Your brother's married. I'm like, but I can't have a girlfriend. Why can't you? Yeah, but why can't you? No, you want to know. I'm just kidding. You know what stupid line Cash told me? What? This is ridiculous. And I can't believe that even at the age of 14, I fully believed this. He said, we signed a contract.

We signed a contract saying that we would not get girlfriends. What? I was like, dang, like you guys signed a contract? Like that's legal. Like that's so real. First of all. You said that? No, no, no. First of all. First of all. No. No. First of all. No. He said, like vividly remember you going. No. Yeah, because he broke the contract and it's ridiculous. The contract. It's ridiculous. What'd you do? Ride it with Crayola? Are you going to take him to court? It's called.

A lie. Gaslighting. No, it was a lie. It's called gaslighting. Gaslighting. I'm a master of it. That's not something to flex. Okay, you do not remember that. You don't remember that. No, it was so, I fully believed it. I was like, I don't want to be left together. That's crazy. No, on a real note, it's not called gaslighting. I mean, that would be gaslighting, but I never said that. Yes, you did. No, I certainly didn't.

Yes, you most certainly did. No, I actually did never say that. It sounds like something you'd say. Yo, hand on my can, I did not say that. I promise you. Pretty sure you said that. No, I didn't. Look me in the eye and tell me. How would you know? How in the world would you know I said that? I just think you did. It just sounds like something you'd say. Because I'm pretty sure you said that to me, and I was like, we don't have a contract. And I was like, you're not exciting me. You bought the contract. You can't have a girlfriend. I'm like, what contract? No, I never, ever said that.

Truthfully, look me in the eyes right now. I'm cross-eyed. You know I can't look you in the eyes. Can you honestly say that? Huh? Lying is a sin. So honestly tell me that you did not say that. I did not say that. I really fully believe I did not say that. I really don't think I said that. Really? Judgment day will come, my friend. Wait, Harper, I have a question. If Cash and I actually did break up, whose side are you taking? Kate. What the? Really? Because he would take yours. I would take Kate's. Aww.

How about what why no no no the correct answer is to you got to say well, why'd you break up? Well, the reason would be you caught her fat. What the literally last episode she called me fat. All of y'all call me fat. All y'all call me fat. Did the words cash your fat come out of your mouth? If y'all go watch the episode where I was sitting on the trash can they literally all said you're a big boy. You're not even gonna fit in that trash can. You're like the white Lizzo. I did not say that. These are all words that came out of their mouth. I did not say that. You said that. Lizzo's not that big.

I just said you are a six-foot male. That's a fact. Ow! You guys don't know what I saw on TikTok. It said when he refers to women as females, and it was supposed to say that's rude. Females? What the heck? How is that rude? How would you like me to refer to you? Woman? Male? No, girl. If I said, Matt, you're the male here. Go do something. But for some reason, if I say, you're the female, go. How is that offensive? I don't understand. Kate, would you like to elaborate on that? Sorry. Hey, female. Would you like to elaborate?

Would you like to elaborate on that? Elaborate on what? Do you feel like it's derogatory when we call you female? Or fat? Do you feel like either one of those two? Or woman? No, but do you feel like that's derogatory when you say female? Me personally, I just think everybody on the internet is looking for something new to get mad at. That's what I've been saying this whole time. What about when I call you, when I refer to you as his wife? I just, I can't get mad at that. That's a fact. When I'm like your wife. I mean. Well, normally it's what comes after that. Oh, yeah. Normally Matt says, your wife is.

And then it's the thing after that. You know what's funny? I think that like, oh, sorry. No, you're good. I just, I think that people that would get mad at that are the ones that are like, my identity is not my husband. And it's like, they get that. And you're like, my identity is my husband. No, that's what happened. That is not true. I just don't feel a need to argue with every single person in the world. I try to be cash bigger. I dye my hair blonde. I,

I married him. I became a TikToker just like him. And she wants to be me. That's okay. And I wear his clothes a lot. And I took 10% of his followers. Yeah, for real. I have a question. What are we going to do? Because as y'all can tell, Kinsey has now been a reoccurring guest. Yay. But one day, I would assume that she's going to become a permanent person. Yeah. And I would be correct to assume that, right? We hope. Well, yeah. When you guys get married, are you going to be on the podcast full time? Yeah. Do y'all want me to be here full time? Do y'all want me to be here full time? Well, wait. Wait.

well does that mean she gets a percent no she don't get no cut yeah you can be on for that wait wait wait i don't get a cut but my cut is would be going to you as well listen you don't want me to have a cut i think if we allowed cash on who has a face made for radio then we should allow that's a joke it's a joke a face made for radio i'm the face of this podcast look can we make that the thumbnail

No, I just, I was thinking. The wheels were turning. Oh, that's never good. See, there's wheels in her head, too. Telling me they're everywhere. No, I was just thinking, if she's like a permanent host, which I want you to be. Aw, thank you. Wait, wait, let's vote her in. Everybody in favor of Kinsey being a permanent host once they get married?

Uh, raise your hand. Oh, Harper's not raising her hand. Wait, you don't want her to be a host? You don't want another host? I did not see it coming. No, I want her to be my friend. Not a host? Harper, I'm a host and a friend. Yeah.

No, just a host. Wait, Matt, you don't want your own wife to be a host? No, I do, but I also don't want to be outnumbered on the podcast. I know, that's my main reason. That's the main issue here. Three girls, two dudes. Right now, it's 50-50. Right now, we already get told what to do enough. That's what people like, though. Like, I think our audience would rather watch three girls and two guys than three guys and two girls. I personally would never watch a podcast with three guys and only two girls, but I would watch a podcast with three girls and only two guys. Well, all right, guys, comment down below. Comment down... Screw the iterate thing. Comment down below...

just comment down below uh keep kinsey or ban kinsey uh-oh we should put a poll up on the channel no but i was getting everyone right now comment down below i already know the outcome of my feelings are already hurt there's gonna be two comments whichever one gets more likes we're gonna comment on this video we're gonna comment keep kinsey

I don't think we're going to remember that. I don't think we will. We probably won't. It's probably not there. But everyone comment down below. Keep Kenzie or ban Kenzie. I was going to say if we keep her because hopefully... I like how we're talking about her like she's not here. Maybe before we keep her, we should interview her for the job. Wait, wait, wait. Yes, yes. But what were you going to say, Kate? I was going to say hopefully by the time Maverick and Kenzie are married, we will either be in or almost be in our studio. But it's also...

Not looking too promising. Listen. We're trying to get a studio. Can you do a little pan around? Here's where we shoot our podcast currently. It's the upstairs of our house. Where's my bedroom right now? Yeah, Mark's bedroom is behind us. Yeah, that's his bedroom. His door is actually covered up by wood. I wonder what the guest thing when they come into the house are. We're trying to get a studio to make this a little bit more professional, but unfortunately...

You know, not many people are just selling filming studios. Yeah. Anyways, what I was going to say, though, is once we get a studio, then we can kind of like take this set and, you know, move it. But like maybe change it up. And then we have to add a spot for Kinsey because that's really the guest spot. You know, like when we have a guest, like where does the guest sit now? How about I get my own chair?

And then the married couple gets their own chair. That's kind of like Harper. And I get a throne, those king thrones. No. I think Harper should get like a lifeguard tower instead of that. Yeah, it would make us all eye level. Yeah. That would be funny. No, but that's what I said. I said they're on a couch, we're on a couch, and Harper gets her own chair. What? I'm lifeguard level. I'm five foot.

yo that's crazy like every pool's a deep end for you huh wow not really actually no it is i went over to her house i said do you have a deep end and she said yeah that side i was like that doesn't look very deep and i was like she's i'm like you're sure that's a very deep end she goes yeah and i go can i touch it like no i was like can i touch it she goes oh yeah i was like what

It's not really a deep end, man. Pretty much, I had gone to my doctor earlier this year, and after talking with her, she was like, it may be that you guys have something... I don't even know what she told us. She pretty much was like, you guys need to go see a fertility specialist. And I was like, whoa, that's a lot. So I avoided making my fertility appointment for months, and I didn't make it. Until finally, I was like, okay, there's definitely something wrong with me. Like, I need to go. So...

I made the appointment at the fertility doctor, and I've been kind of posting on it about a little bit, and so many people, like, we'll post, like,

What is it? Like, Snapchats and stuff about, like, babies. And people were like, this isn't funny. You're joking about having kids when there are real people in this world who can't have kids. And, like, I've never said anything. But, like, my doctor told me. She was like, yeah, you have something wrong. Like, we don't know if you'll be able to. So I was like, okay, I'll go. So I was posting about it, and people were being quite rude. But it's okay. I forgive you guys. You guys didn't know. Don't listen to the haters. No, I was just... It was just kind of like...

I could have said something. I could have told everyone, like, this is what's happening, but I didn't. But pretty much we went, and she was like, yeah, it sounds like you have. Based off of what I told her, I was like, I have very irregular periods. Like, sometimes my cycles are 28 days long, sometimes they're 60, which is, like, not normal. Like, I'll miss, like, a whole period and stuff like that. So she was like, yeah, we're going to get you tested. Okay.

That and I've had like really bad acne, which you probably can't see now, but like it's pretty it's I've never had acne in my life. So like when I started breaking out like crazy, probably like four or five months ago, I was like, what is happening? And then.

There was one more thing. I forget what she said, but she was like, you have all of the PCOS, like, symptoms. She was like, I'm going to go ahead and say you have it, and we're going to test you for other things just to make sure there's not, like, an underlying thing that we miss. So pretty much PCOS. I don't even really fully understand it myself. I've only ever known, like, of other people having it, but...

it's pretty much a hormonal imbalance so like the reason I'm breaking out I'm having such bad acne is because my hormone levels are like not balanced and that's why my periods are so irregular and stuff like that so um she was like yeah you have a higher testosterone than like the typical woman and I that's when cash is like well is it because she lives with three guys I was like no that's not how that works honey like my testosterone levels don't rise because of you guys but

Yeah, so she was like, you do have PCOS, and... He was just exaggerating. Yeah. But she was like, I do want to test you for other stuff and, like, check my egg count to make sure that I have eggs and stuff that can, like, be fertilized and make a baby, so...

That's why they tested me for my eggs, and it was not a fun experience. It hurt. That doctor's appointment was a really bad one. I don't even know. But yeah, so I went and did that, and thankfully I do have eggs, which is better than what I thought. I thought I didn't have any. So I do have plenty, and then they tested me a couple days ago. I went back, and I did some more testing, and they wanted to make sure that

Pretty much just like the tubes and my like uterus and my ovaries and stuff are open so that eggs can, you know, go through them. So they tested me that and both of my tubes are open, thankfully. But yeah, she just said that with what I have, that it's going to be very hard for us to get pregnant because my cycles aren't regular and I'm just not ovulating the way I'm supposed to like each month, like regularly.

you're supposed to like pretty much your egg like drops like not like a chicken but you do have an egg that drops and whenever you don't get pregnant that's when you get your period so i was getting my period because of like my hormone level she said that you could still get a period with like based off your hormones so but yeah she said that i'm not ovulating so it's going to be pretty hard to get pregnant and yeah that's kind of where we're at but we'll see yeah ash are you okay yeah

That's fine. Y'all will be okay. I know. And she said that there's stuff we can do to, like, get there. But I don't know. Well, I'm sure you guys will work it out. Like, I think it'll be okay. Yeah. You just need to keep going to the doctor. Yeah. And we're going back on, I think, Monday to, like, talk about a treatment plan to see if there's, like, what to do to, like... Because it's not just, like, getting pregnant. It's, like...

I don't know. It's everything. I really noticed it this last year, but like it's just been so difficult on me like every like every month. Like it's like my periods are like really rough. Like it's so bad. And I don't know. Just like thinking about it is scary and like that there might not be. I don't know. I know you guys have wanted that for a long time. Yeah, but it's OK. And I'm like, we'll go Monday and she'll tell us what we can do. But everyone's always like.

so upset at us when we talk about getting pregnant, but it's like... But it's not that y'all can't have kids. No, we can. It's just like a process we have to go through now. Like she said that there's a medicine we can start taking and we can see if that'll help and pretty much that medicine will like just help me ovulate and like that way we can get pregnant then. Because that's what's happening is like I'm not ovulating, so that's why like everything's all out of whack, but...

Yeah, so I don't know. We'll see. We'll go back Monday and she'll tell us what we can do. But it's going to be okay. I know. It's going to happen. I know. Y'all have lots of years in front of you. I know. It'll be okay. I hate that y'all are going through that, but sorry, my heart is like beating really fast.

I'm a firm believer that God puts people in other people's lives for a reason and not to diminish your story at all. Yeah. I can't have children. Yeah. And I found that out at a really young age. I can see. Sorry, I'll get to my point. You're good. No, but I know you're walking through this right now, and it's really tough. But I want you to know that I'm right here with you, and I can help you through this.

Sorry, y'all. Jeez. This must be the new me. I can't cry. No, you're good. No, but if you ever want to talk about anything, I know it's tough and it's hard to go through, but obviously all these people love you. Yeah. I love you. I know. We haven't known each other.

I know we haven't known each other but for like three four months yeah but I truly do love you Kate I love you Kenzie and so if you ever need anything you can come to me we can talk about whatever I know the guys can be guys sometimes no offense guys yeah gosh are you I didn't realize you were crying why is he crying gosh it's okay it's gonna be okay

Bro, you're going to make me cry. Don't look. Dude, look at him. Look at him. Are you okay? Yes, I'm alone again. Yeah, it's fine, guys. Here I am. I love you. I love you so much. We're going to be okay. I'm sorry. I need a mic. What are you talking to? Nobody's talking to me. You are so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Every mic. Every mic.

Not a crier, guys. So that was short-lived, and we're going to be okay. That's what happened when I cried for the first time. I was so scared. I don't think we put this episode out, guys. See? Oh, my. I mean, up to you, Nate. But I think it... The mic. Your mic.

Sorry, guys. Newbie here. I think it would be helpful to other people who might be walking through the same thing. It's heavy. It is heavy. It's weird for us. Yeah. Because we have such, like, a young audience. Like, I don't know if people, like, understand, like, magnitude of it really. But I think it's why it's always been so easy for people to, like, be so mean about it to me, like, whenever we, like,

Like we make jokes and stuff and they'll be like, there are people that really can't get pregnant. And I'm like, I know. Trust me. I know. Like, but I don't know. Cash got scared one time. He was like, what did they do with my umbilical cord once I was bored? Yeah. I want to know where they're at. Where are all the umbilical cords? Where are all the umbilical cords? You know what happens? Where the heck are, all of us have one, but none of us know where it's at. When somebody has a,

That's mean they cut the umbilical cord correctly. When they have an Audi belly button, they cut the umbilical cord a little too high up. Really? But, like, what happened to the rest of the umbilical cords? Like, you know how they have it? Like, think about it. All of us have an umbilical cord. But where do they put it? Where do they put that? There's billions of umbilical cords. And I can't find one of them. Up your butt. Billions of them on the planet. Do you go to, like, where they dump umbilical cords? Where do they dump umbilical cords? Well, first of all, you know, you...

yeah the placenta whatever that thing is i don't like that thing i don't think we should talk about that thing that thing gross me out i don't like that thing i don't want to talk about it i know what it is i will say i feel like i found out a little too old what a placenta was and i was stop it hey you're ruining people's innocence don't google it talk about something else human anatomy yeah after you deliver a baby

There's like, what even is it? It's after poop. It just comes out, man. Black water bottle. It's after poop. After you have a baby, you poop? No, after you have a baby, you deliver the placenta as well. What's a placenta? Stop it. Stop it. Even the words. No, no, no. Whatever you're about to say. Wait, I want to know what you were going to say. No, no, no. I was just going to say, oh, I hate it. It's not gross. Well, kind of gross. Yeah, it's pretty freaking gross. You don't know what I'm going to say. What the? I know what you're going to say. What the?

I know exactly what you're going to say. No, you don't want to say it. I know what you're going to say. Go on, say it. I'm not going to say it. It's gross. Because you don't know what I was going to say. Oh, I know what you're going to say. I was going to say, don't interrupt.

Some people poop when they have babies. See, that's exactly what we knew you were going to say. See, me personally, I don't think they tell you. I don't think the doctors tell you if you poop. I think even if you ask, like, did I poop? Probably because it's a little embarrassing. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you pooped with your baby coming out. I actually got all over the baby. One time we were playing kickball with that one labor and delivery nurse, and I asked her. I was like, when they ask, like, because you know, like, some women do ask. I asked her, I was like, when you deliver a baby, and the mom asked, like, if she pooped, do you tell her? And she was like, no.

You don't tell her because a lot of emotions going on and adding that you pooped on the table. You can choose to have twins if you have a surrogate mom. What? Wow. Especially for one special. If surrogates are expensive, I would do the twins. You can actually choose? I would think so. You're already paying for her to be pregnant.

I don't think they care about if you're paying or not. Wait, how would they choose to have twins? How do you do that? Putting two eggs instead of one in there. So could you have quadruplets if you wanted? Maybe. That's the other thing I was saying. If I got like double the eggs of the average woman, I'm like...

destined for like multiple babies at one time i want twins boys so bad i want twin boys and then twin girls that's my worst thing is they both have wait twin boys is my worst nightmare twin boys would be good twin boys would be solid i want twin boys and twin girls in the future and you guys are seeing this that was just a joke you're like holding your twin boys i loved him so much no if i had twin boys

I would be happy. I'd probably just be a lot of work. Yeah, twins would be a lot of work, not gonna lie. So Anna, how did you get to be Bindi? So I did cheerleading and then...

I got flexible from doing stretches for cheer. And I kind of just went a little extreme with it. Wow. I just kept stretching. But you just liked it? You were like, let me see how far I can stretch this. Oh, I just loved it. Yeah. I just found it fun to try new poses and learn different tricks. Wait, so do you stretch like every day? Pretty much, but it's mainly like out of habit now. Like sometimes I'll be like editing a video in the splits and I won't realize. Oh my gosh. Like I don't like purposely do it. It's just like a habit. Like I'll just randomly. We're just going to look over. Time out. Time out.

We're just gonna look over mid-podcast. Her foot's like behind her head. She's gonna be like behind her head. No, I don't stretch on purpose. Wait, can you do that? She's just in the splits just like eating McDonald's. Could you ask if she can put her foot behind her head? I haven't been here the whole time. I don't know. I don't know what you can do. Yeah.

It's insane, guys. Like, she is so flexible. Like, I thought I was flexible, but I look like a wooden rod next to her. Wait, so how long did it take you to, like, stretch to be able to do all this stuff? Like, a few years. Like, it wasn't overnight. Like, I started, like, when I started, I couldn't even do the splits. And then, like, over time, I just learned more tricks. No way. So you're telling me, though, like, how to get your splits overnight video? Like, those videos aren't real? No, definitely not. Oh. You can't, unless you're, like, an inch from the ground, you can't get it over.

over that's why i never got it kate took a trip and uh she was gone so she's missed like everything the last like five days yeah i'm sorry about it it's fine i just i just flew in like an hour ago yeah i still want to see you look good thanks dude i was the worst person to sit next to on that plane wow oh my gosh you farted a lot you didn't shower this whole plane trip your armpits got sweaty you picked your nose bad breath no i feel like i was doing everything wrong because

So I get on the plane. First of all, I paid extra for a window seat. I never pay for seats, but I did today because I knew I had to come to the podcast. And I was like, well, I'm going to do my makeup on the plane and I need the window open. And if it's not open, I won't be able to do my makeup. So I was like, okay, I'm going to pay for a window seat. So I specifically paid for it. And I get on and there's a guy sitting in my seat and a guy in the aisle seat and the middle seat's open. And I look and I'm like, oh, that's my seat. And the guy on the aisle gets out. And the guy that's sitting in my window seat goes...

trying to get me in the middle i was like no that one wait wait wait what'd he say he just went like pointed to the middle seat and was like come sit down come sit down next to me i was like and then what did you say i said no that one and he was like and so i went and i sat and it was just like awkward because he tried to take my seat that's so weird i know i felt and usually i never say anything like i probably would have taken the middle seat if i didn't specifically need to do my makeup yeah but

and then it just it keeps going so I felt like I was moving a lot because I have so much stuff when I travel I had like readjusted it literally took me 30 minutes to readjust and the guy next to me is just the one who tried to take my seat he's now in the middle and he has to deal with me on the side of him and so I'm like I'm not going to get up to go to the bathroom at all this flight like I'm already being obnoxious I have the window shade completely up and everyone else's is down and I got all my stuff out and like I'm spraying my settings all over the guy nice

He's just drenched. I'm not going to lie. That's kind of crazy to do on a plane. To do your setting spray is real crazy. I had to. Did y'all want me to be ready when I got here or not? No, that's crazy to do on a plane. Any sort of like perfume setting spray, that's wild. I know. I'd be pretty mad to be next to you. You know when you get... Then pay for a seat that's not the middle seat. Just like I did so that you don't get stuck in the middle next to somebody like that. I don't think that means you get to spray people with water in the middle seat. No, you know like when you put your like... When girls are like...

Well, that's perfume. I'm not spraying perfume. It's setting spray. It's just on my face. It goes everywhere though. Anyways, so it keeps going guys. Don't worry. So I finally finished my makeup and we're like 30 minutes out and the pilot finally says like the last hour I had to pee and I was like, I'm not going to pee. I've been all over the sky. I'm not going to make him get up on top of that. And so then like the pilot comes on and he's like, we're going to be landing in 30 minutes, blah, blah, blah. If you need to do anything, do it now. And I'm like, I'm not going to make it.

So I get up. I was like, I'm sorry. Like, I woke the guy up. Of course he's sleeping. I'm like, excuse me. And he's like, and so he finally gets up. The two, both the guys in my row get up. And I walk to the bathroom. And I get to the bathroom. And I'm like, perfect. Nobody's in there. And I open the door. And there's a lady on the toilet. No! And she's like, oh my god.

everybody in like first class like starts dying laughing at this poor woman and i'm like because she was so dramatic and the flight attendants turn around and they're like what happened that is bad i was open the door on her it wasn't locked and the flight attendant's like honey that's not your fault like don't be embarrassed she should have locked the door and then we look at it and the flight attendant goes for some reason she still hasn't locked it and she never locked it while she was

Wait, why would you do that? Wait, was she old? Maybe she was in it. She was probably like in her 50s. Okay, 50 is old enough to know how to lock a door. Maybe she was just bored, wanted to have some fun. And then she walks out and she's like shaking her head at me. She's like, I'm going to scream at whoever. She was just playing games at that point. She's like...

Like a haunted house inside the plane. I'm going to start doing that. I'm just going to start purposely not locking the bathroom door. And then when somebody opens it, I'm going to be like, rah! No, not even use the toilet. I'm going to be like right at the door. And then when they open it, I'm going to go, rah! You should have your phone ready to just fill it up. How many people can you get? So bad. I don't think the flight attendants would like that. You know what I learned this last week?

What did you learn, T? I am fascinated by this and I pay attention every time I'm on a flight now. But because of 9-11, they have like security on the plane because there's always a guy on the plane with like a...

No, there's not. Swear. And he's dressed up as just a passenger and you'll never know who it is because they're just sitting on the plane with a gun just in case anything happens to protect the plane. I didn't know that. That is not true. Someone lied to you. Kate, you know how I know that's not true? Alex is shaking his head. Kate, you know how I know that's not true? Me and Cash have been on a plane where we were the only passengers on the plane. Yeah, but on a commercial flight so there's a bunch of people. On a commercial flight.

There was no one that got the plane. It was just me and Cash that booked it. Because it's two guys. It's like a private jet. No, it wasn't a private jet. It was a real plane. Just no one booked the flight. But it was American Airlines. How did that even happen?

happened just i think i was like right around covid was happening nobody else booked it it was like it was like a red eye and we no one was there we thought we were like late for our flight because there was no line we were like oh they're gonna cancel the flight they're not gonna take off yeah we were like there's no way they take off with just us in here and then the flight attendants they're like all three starts to line down all down the plane to do their like to do their like no one like they're in the back like doing their demonstration no one's back yeah they're like doing charades to like the

see invisible people that's crazy and me and Mal were like what's going on right we're like no yeah but like okay I don't know what I was gonna say I'm trying to see they did it when like no one was there exactly like what yeah just oh they did listen I don't know if I believe y'all you wanna know who told me that

Oh, please. You don't know what I don't know if I believe? I saw this on TikTok. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Who told you that? Your uncle. Okay, that's a very invalid source. You probably should have said anybody else. Could you go all the way, like, in the splits behind, like, to make your, like... Yeah, for sure. I can do, like, full circle. Oh! I can do, like, a demo if you guys want. Could you do a split in this chair right here? Like, up the back of the chair? No, you're good. Yeah, bring the split out. Without it? All right, guys. Let's see. Okay.

Oh my gosh! She just made it look so easy! Can you do that little, the one you did on the wall? In the chair? In the chair? How would she do that? Your leg just up the chair? I mean, she might do it on this wall right here. She might do it in the chair. Yeah, do it on the chair. It won't be as cool as with the wall, but it's pretty easy. That is insane. That's insane. That's crazy. Do it like the trick!

Yeah, do your coolest trick. Do your coolest trick. Oh, do you? I haven't showed you guys this one. Okay. Wow, I feel so included now. I'm seeing something for the first time. Wait, did you say a triple fold? Yeah, this one's a triple fold. Bending in three? Yeah. Oh, God. One fold. Two. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Three layers. Yo, I could totally go bowling with you.

I can roll you. I'm bowling. I can roll you straight down the alley. Oh my gosh. That should be like a new challenge. Like human.

I'll be the pin. We're going to embarrass you now. So Anna is going to teach you a contortion pose. One of the ones she taught us. She taught Cash and Harper yesterday on her channel. So if y'all want to watch that, go check that out. Yeah, for sure. So I've actually... Are you flexible at all? I've never seen you do anything. So flexible. She is very, very flexible. No. No.

I can't. Okay. I'm not stretchy. I'm going to teach you a trick that I think you're going to do. Okay. Like, I think you're going to get this on your first try. You've never seen me do anything, and you're confident in my abilities? I'm confident you can do this trick. Are you ready? It better be just staying in there. I'm like the least flexible person I know this trick. Okay. Okay, ready? Okay, here we go, guys. Oh, you're going to do? I think I can do that. Yeah. Okay, okay. Do you all see the way her ribs pull out, though? Like, that's crazy. I think you can do that. All right, let's try it, Kate. All right. I used to do it.

This will be step one. Uh oh, this is gonna be the hard part. - I heard something fall. - I told you you'd get it first try. - What did you do? - Yeah! - Did she kick over though? - Oh. - What was that? - That was graceful, you know? - Are you seeing stars? - Now do like a medium level trick. - Yeah, what's level two? - Medium level trick? - That was level 100. - Like arch back so that your head touches. - That seems pretty high level. - Okay, okay, do that.

That is crazy. Yeah, make your head touch your foot. Wait, how about we do the helicopter one where I almost flew away? Do the helicopter. Or the little firebird thing. Oh my gosh! Wait, what's the...

Okay, so you got Oh my gosh, I can't I'm actually in pure shock like how all right you got that Let me see. What are you acting like you have a chance? Okay, so you gotta go back okay, actually I

- That's one thing I've never been able to do. Even when I was a kid, I did gymnastics when I was like little. I've always been able to get up in a back bend, but I can never drop into one. - All right, well today you're gonna try. - But that, I'm gonna hurt myself. - You have a professional coach. - No, no, you got this. - I mean, Cash could spot you. - She goes to her elbows. - Yeah. - Definitely. - All right, I got you. - I feel like Cash is a better squat than me because like he's just taller than me, you know? - Yeah. - And you go to your elbows when you go backwards. - Yes. - All right, ready?

- Just catch me! - Okay! - Angle her this way. She's gonna run into me. Okay. - Bye, Matt. I'm glad you're concerned about your safety. - I am. - All right, go. - No, she's looking right at me. - Do you know where you're headed? - Yeah, that way. - This way. There you go. - So you put your hand on her back and then she falls backwards and you hold her up. - And then you gotta go to your elbows. What are you doing? What are you doing, dog?

- Maybe. - What? All right, ready? Go, full send. - Full send, full send. - Hands back, hands back to the ground. - Yes, you did it. And then you just go onto your elbows. - Now flip over. - Go to your elbows, go to your elbows. - Yes, like that. - Go to your elbows. You gotta go to your elbows. - Yes, just like, it was still on your stomach, but it was pretty close. - Well, you looked just like her. - You got it. - I couldn't even tell the difference. - Did I? How graceful did I look? - Absolutely, you didn't even look that bad. - 'Cause like, you looked so pretty doing it. Did I look that pretty?

Oh, 100% You're very gorgeous sweetheart, very gorgeous Okay, but I did that yesterday Kate, can you believe it? Let's see you do it She did, no hers was actually really good, she did it yesterday in my video, yeah Wait, no way you can go backwards on it I think I could do it She actually did it like fully yesterday Wait, actually? Let's see this Yeah, she did this trick Okay, here we go, ready? Alright, let's see it Wait, let me tuck my shirt in Okay, three You got it Yeah, see look, she did it Oh my gosh Three

See, it's really good. She actually did it. I did not expect you to be actually able to do that. What just happened? Yeah, I know. She did it yesterday. Maverick's turn. My turn? Try it. I'm out. I want to see something good. Okay. I want to see something good. Okay. How did you bend like that? How did you bend like that? I hope he's trying to do the Matrix. It's not the Matrix. It's a Batman. I love it.

You look like the Tesla truck. She just said he looks like a cyber truck. Alright, I'm gonna choose to be nice to you right now. No, no, no. Wait, he did it though. He did it. Hang on. He's hurting me. Can I try? What? It was so funny. I thought I did pretty good.

When Kate said you look like a Cybertruck, it got me because he does. You did not look like it, you looked just like edges. You just looked angled, like your whole body was at an angle. Not that it was bending, it was just angled. Yeah, it wasn't like this. There was no turning and trying. It was just like a right angle. Wait, you went on like 30 seconds. Oh wait, you did?

I just randomly pulled that out of my head. I did. I was on for like 30 seconds and then they all said yes and then you just never saw me again because I didn't do the other episode. Really? Wait, wait. Whoa. But they did all say yes but then I just didn't do the other episode. Is it because you're Canadian? Yeah, it was like stuff like that. Wait, wait. Hold on. Oh, because America's Got Talent? I got it. Wait, so you went on America's Got Talent. They gave you a yes. Yeah, they all said yes. It was a great experience. And then you just never went back?

yeah it was cool yeah no like i just didn't do the other episodes wait what was the reason can you cut it out like i just can't say on this oh okay yeah we'll ask you after yeah yeah no yeah we'll cut it out well so overall wait you got a yes from simon i did yeah wow that's impressive that's crazy was he intimidating he wasn't really he was actually really nice like he didn't say anything to me that was

Really? Yeah. Was it really... Were you, like, so nervous, though? Like...

pretty nervous yeah well i want to see your performance though what did you do was it like was it like music and stuff like what you've been doing i don't know i do a trick that my leg it like goes in a circle and then there was like a prop behind me that looked like a clock oh can you do it here yeah i can do it i just say okay i'll be the clock i can do it right yeah dude do the trick real quick okay this is what god has got talent performance irl

This is what got you four yeses on America's Got Talent. Oh, okay. Okay. One, two, three. Oh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

Wow. Oh, my. Have you ever, like, has anyone ever asked you the time and you've gotten in that position? You're just like, it's 6.30. I should do that next time. Honestly, do it. Be like, check the clock. I can actually do a really good 6 o'clock. Oh, really? You want to see it? Sure. Yeah, I'll see it. I'm curious what this is going to be. Do you know what this is going to be? No. Hit me with the 12 o'clock.

- Wow. - Oh wow. - What else do I wanna see? I got 'em all. - Hit me with a nine. - That's five. - That'd be three. - It's like 2:30. There you go. - Wait, is that a nine? - That'd be towards nine. - That's like closer to nine. - But clocks don't go backwards, they go the other direction. - I don't know how you memorized where all the numbers were. - Yeah. - It's mad hard. - You know what I don't get is military time. I get it in the military because you're in the military,

But why are we as a society like trying to make it a thing outside of the military? Like why? I shouldn't have to look at someone's phone. Who's got military timer? My iPad does. Uh,

What the? Italy does. Yes. It's so annoying. I hate it. I know a couple of people with military time and I'm like, you're just a normal person of society. You don't gotta act like that. I hope your friends watch this and they're just like, ouch, Kate. Nothing against you. It just frustrates me that I don't know military time. Yeah, but she doesn't like your clock. Military time makes way more sense. I still can't

I still can't get over it. It does. It's more practical, but I don't know it. So it makes me mad. Yeah, you look and it's like 19 hours and you're like, what time is it? Yeah, like I said, we were like, like some guy was like, I got a great idea. Instead of 24 hours in a day, we're just going to do two 12s. So you only have to count to 12 and not 24. That doesn't even make sense when you think about it. Maybe they were like, well, there's not enough people in the world who can count to 24. So we just need to cut it in half.

I just do 12. I'm confused. Maybe. That's always an option. I know her password. No, you don't. That's so easy. It's the same number. No, there's no way you know her password. So is yours. No, he's wrong. It's not the same number. No, it is. It's like one of them. No. Oh, you're going to try all of them and then disable her? She's locked out. The hardware man is locking you out of your phone. She is now locked out of her phone. Wait, let me take a selfie. Forgot password. Let me take a selfie.

Start iPhone reset. Yes. No. Oh, my gosh. How did you factory reset her iPhone?

That's a thing now. That would have saved me so much trouble as a kid when I would change my password every two hours just for funsies. Wait, why would you do that? I thought it was so cool the fact that you could have a password, so I'd change it like every two hours on my little iPod Touch with my Justice phone case that had the little spikes on the back. Okay, yeah. Oh, wait, sorry. Go ahead. And then my mom would blip out every time I was like, Mom, I locked myself out of my iPod Touch. Can you fix it? Because then she'd have to like hook it up to the computer and stuff. Guys, I'm going to hide Harper's phone. She's here. Harper? But what?

Okay, anyways. I was about to say something. Guys, where did my phone go? Oh, wait. Did you guys ever have those phone passwords where instead of numbers, it was like... A keyboard? No, like nine dots. That was for Samsung users. Yeah. That was just Samsung? Yeah, so you go down, down, down. iPhone users never had that. iPhone's never had that? Dang, Samsung's on top. Samsung's late. You wanted to puzzle? It was Android. It was Android. It's way cooler. It's like...

Versus like 6, 7, 4, 2, 3. That's his password. No, it's not. I think Kate says... What does Kate say the most? Probably something like this. That is not true.

Just hurt my feelings. No. She says, she says, she says, I'm trying to think actually what you say. You don't talk much. No, I mean. Unlike Maverick, I have a small vocabulary. I mean, like. I can't contribute a lot, apparently. I'm trying to say, like. Maverick's using up all of Kate's vocabulary. I know what Kate says the most. What? I'm going to buy this.

- Wait guys, can you all hear me say-- - Oh yes, no, I want this. - Can you-- - That's Chase's most famous saying. Oh, I want this!