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- Oh, I lost my page. Hold on, I gotta find my page. - That is crazy. - Kate, Reedy, and Harper just woke up from a nap. - Oh yeah. - I don't know about Jake. - Show 'em your face. I don't know if you guys can see it, but she's got the nap scars. - Deadline Savings has really took a toll on me. - The eclipse just got you all whacked up. - Yeah, the eclipse got our time schedule whacked. - I don't even know, guys. - What is that necklace? - What? Oh, it's an H. - It's an H? For what? - Why do we never have the right logo? - What's the H for? - Harper, stupid.
Wait, wait, wait. What's your necklace say? H. Harper. For help me? For... No. For what? Look. For how about we move on? Wow, Kate, that was good!
I've never fallen asleep at y'all's house, and I did that's a lie. You've definitely wanna sleep here before I don't know if she has I will say like are you really into yourself with the H and then does that say Harper? Yeah, you're like what you really like you say you really reppin the Harper name, huh? It's my lashes like flying off or something. Yeah, I wasn't gonna tell you but it is When I woke up my lashes were all
People, you know, girls tell me I have good lashes. I'm always getting complimented on my lashes. No, girl, you told me that. Shut up, you told me that. Shut up, that's not true. No, you told me that. You said, Cash, your eyelashes are just so naturally. I wish my eyelashes were like that. Oh, and then I started using lash serum. What'd you say? Then I started using a lash serum. Pull your mic up a little. You talk like a mouse. Hey, man.
What's last year it grows your lashes really yeah, you have a serum that can grow things yeah, yeah That's um Harper. How was your nap though good? I actually what was the best time I've ever had oh really What do you know why she she she slept for like an hour? I came up here like an hour ago Yeah, and I hate I saw her when she was sleeping. She was like oh
No, you weren't. No, you weren't. No, you weren't. Because what's it called? I had a dream about my coach dipping me in acid. That's crazy, Cash. What? That was crazy. Her nightmares are maverick. No. Why are you acting like you don't get my joke?
Alex is shaking his head too. Why you I tell you don't get my joke. I just don't like it I really want to cut out of the podcast. What you know you don't want to weird joke harper's see No, I'm weird right now because you like said joking it wasn't funny. What do you mean? You just like my joke. Well, no, it's like nobody laughed everyone just like I kind of want to go back to reading my book because I had like a page left and then I was gonna be done with my chapter what was Happening in your book that was so important
It's actually... Spoiler alert! This book has been literally killing my vibe for the last three days. I've been so sad every time I read it because it's such a sad book. Why would you read the book? I don't want to be reading it. I read the first book and the first book destroyed me and I was like, okay, there's a second book. I need to read the second book. And I'm reading it, but I'm hating my life while I read it. Then why the heck do you read it? It's supposed to be a fun hobby. I know, but I really want to know the story. But yeah, so...
So you're reading a book that makes you sad. That sounds great. And I'm never going to, after I finish this book, I will never read a book like this ever again. Sounds like me. I live in a house that's sad. Oh, yeah. Guess what? Me and Kate were watching a movie last night or two nights ago, something like that. And it was the movie. Have y'all seen the movie?
There's like a snowboarders going to ski lift and the ski lift gets stuck. It's like frozen That's what it's called frozen. Is it really? Yeah, don't watch this frozen. These skiers go on a ski trip and their ski lift stops at night and no one knows they're there and they're there like all week. Have you seen that movie?
What was I gonna tell at all? Wait, have you seen that movie? No. Oh, anyways, they break their legs. The one guy jumps off the ski and he breaks his legs and the wolves come and eat him alive while their two friends watch. And it's very, very gruesome and just not a fun watch. And anyways...
Kate wakes up after that guy's dead and there's only two on the ski lifts and she looks up the ending to the movie wakes up. She's not even watching the movie. I'm watching the movie. She's asleep. Kate wakes up. Oh no. Looks at the screen gets on her phone. Googles who lives goes back to bed.
I was like... Doesn't even watch the movie. I don't like movies like that, and I was stressing because I didn't... No, you're actually the worst person ever to watch a movie with. I didn't tell him what happened. Yeah, but after the movie, she was like, I knew she lived already. It's like you just started taking away the whole experience of the movie. I didn't want to experience that movie. That's why I went to bed. Cash was like, do you want to watch this? I said, no, I'm going to go to sleep. It'd be like going to watch a tournament, and you already know who won. Honestly, Cash, at least you didn't have to watch the movie with her because sometimes she just makes bad vibes.
My eye was twitching. Today, I didn't even say anything. I didn't even say a word. And apparently I was giving bad vibes. Not bad vibes. You were mad at me and I didn't even say anything. That is not true. Yes, you were. Cash said something. I vouch! I wasn't mad at him. And then she said, I'm so mad at you, Maverick. I did not say that. I'm sitting in the backseat of the car. Wait, what did I vouch for? You vouched for me. I'm sitting in the backseat of the car and I'm like, what?
I didn't even say anything. I haven't said anything the whole time. That is just not how it went. And she's like, but you just would say something right now. That is not how that went. Oh, she did say that. That is not how that went. I would say something. Therefore, I'm already in trouble. You did say that. So are you guys going to... Are you done lying? Lying? What the? Then what happened? What happened was Cash said something.
And then Maverick said, he didn't say anything, but then he started to talk. And I was like, well, Maverick, you would say something just like that. I didn't even start to talk. That is not what happened. I didn't even open my mouth. Yes, you did. You opened your mouth. That's why I acknowledged you. You open your mouth a lot. This is true. Nope. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You already know.
like you already know dog she's so like please all right she just woke up for real she's like oh my gosh i'm on the podcast she literally woke up and she was like did you guys film already yeah without you we should have started while she was asleep it meant like it moved her right here i mean like so harper's asleep bro on the floor poker before we started the podcast sleepover you said you said you had a good story when we were in the car i don't remember
- I don't know what's going on. - You don't remember the story? - I don't remember, like do you know? - Matt, why is your head like that? - What do you mean? - Yeah. - I'm just looking at, looking this direction. - Okay, I'm glad everyone else was thrown off by the way Matt's head was. - I just turned to this way. I don't like looking like this way. - You're gonna 90 degree angle. - No, no, no, dude, like that camera angle, I promise you, just saw the top of your hat, you were like this, look. - Well, I was trying to still stay in the mic. - I heard you had a good story, Harper. - That's not what I said. - Matt, look at me, look at me.
You have a toilet seat on your back. It looks like you whipped it nay-nay too hard, bro. You were like, ah! Not at all. I heard a good story. He's like, now watch. Anyway, it's hard for me to watch a story.
- Arvord, did you know Cash got beat in an arm wrestling competition with his grandma? - Okay, that was so unnecessary to bring up. What the? - He's deflecting. - It was a long time ago. - He was 18 years old. - He's deflecting so hard. - 18 got beat by his grandma. - Yeah, Matt is deflecting right now. - And you were literally just making fun of me. - I don't even know what you're talking about. - He was being so mean to me too,
seconds ago and because you were mean first i wasn't mean i didn't say anything well gosh darn it now i got a clue to hear about my grand clear the oh no no just hold on no you don't if you want to watch it you can watch the bros podcast my grandma did beat me in arm wrestling competition but i was very young you're 18 years old 18 years old is young
What do you do 18? Do you feel like you get in trouble at school Harper? They picked me up from school today. It was so we did it was for the first time we picked our broke from school. Oh embarrassing. Yeah I'm kidding. Will you ever have us pick you up again? Yeah, really? Maybe not cash, but what why not me? Sounded like I'm
I was like, I see you. Hey, you're just like, I didn't play Queen B. He was trying to play Queen B. I wouldn't let him. I was like, please can we blur Queen B as we pull up? Honestly, I wouldn't really care because the people that were in the front of the school weren't crazy like, oh my gosh, these people can't see this because they were my friends and then it was YH4L. YH4L, stop saying that. In case y'all are wondering, YH4L is the gang at her school. That doesn't exist. No, it does. Because her school is so gang-inflicted. I'm almost positive...
Okay, okay, no, but they certainly haven't believe that They probably have no Yeah, we gotta believe that but now I'm like kind of sleepy anybody else confused. I gotta bleep that I think it's my turn for a nap. We're bleeping bleeping nowadays
I'm vouching for all the comment section and everything. Alex and Matt be like, bleep. And Kate. Bleep it. I'll just bleep it. I'll bleep it. What's the point of having a podcast if we can't speak our mind? We do speak our mind. But what we don't do is say what she said. That is not okay. I'm sorry that you guys had to hear bleeps. You guys come to hear raw truth from the LOL podcast. And what you get is a bunch of bleep.
And then you hear us laugh about it and you're not even included. It's just slightly filtered. It's okay. No, it's not okay to be filtered. You know what's funny? It's a free country. Like while I was sleeping, all the fluid went down this face. So now I have something in my ear, something in my eye and my, I can't hear it. I got a question for you, Harper. Do you know what the official name for our country is? The United States of America. Is this true? What? What?
Is it true? What is it? I don't know. I don't know what you mean. We have a lot of names. America, America, United States of America, USA, the US. Okay. I believe it's the United States of America. Wow. Is it though? Because really your passport, what does it say? United States of America. US passport. It's an abbreviation for the United States. So of America isn't included. No, because we're the United States. You know someone might have put their bare butt on that toilet seat. Yeah. I mean, I did, but you think anybody else besides me?
Well... Alex just pointed it out himself. One day I'm gonna switch out that toilet seat for like one of the ones in the rest of the house. I would hate myself for the rest of my life. That would be horrible. Because I'd be doing everything. Earlier I had it in my mouth like this. Oh, that's nice. Ew! And if that was a real toilet seat, that'd be bad. That's still bad, honestly. Even if it's not a real toilet seat. Hey, so how do we go about signing up for YH4L?
You can't well you probably don't be a part of the game. Do you think they'd like cash from African if they wanted? I'm not just trying to think because like Let's call this one guy so there's a there's so on your stories are so speed up girl. Let me hear
And the whole entire gang. I see the problem. And he is the leader for some reason. What? That makes sense. I don't know why. So he's like the pimp of the group. Actually, no, no. It's a Hawaiian guy who's the coolest of the group. The coolest? I mean, I don't really
- He's saying hola, welcome to the gang. - Hawaiians do not say hola. - Oh my lord. - I forgot about that. - Aloha. - Aloha, welcome to the gang my friend. - What kind of gang inflicted activities do these people engage in? - Think about 30 year old men
like, like, 401ks? No, no, like, they're insane. Well, see, I've heard stories about what... No 401ks. They're all crazy. I've heard stories about what adult gangs do, and I just, I really don't feel as though your gang at school would be doing that. When they're at school, do these gang members, are they like, yes, ma'am, to the teacher? No. Oh, my gosh. Oh, God. Don't say the names. No, last year, the... Oh, God. Okay, continue. I'm sick and tired of bleeping things.
- I already know y'all are bleeping it. - Nope. - Why are y'all bleeping things? I'm gonna quit if we keep bleeping things. - I will say, we have to chill it on the bleeping because people in the comments hate it. - And me, I hate it. - Well sure, no one likes when you're listening to something and you hear a bleep. - Specifically me. - That's annoying. - Like, literally, I do not blame y'all if y'all unsubscribe and leave now. - Cash, no one likes a bleep, obviously, but let's finish the story. - So, yeah, last year, the guy, toilet seat, like,
The toilet seat guy. Yeah, I want my name to be TC. No, so the color of the toilet seat guy was in math class, and he started cussing to the teacher. Really? Yeah. And what happened?
she was like downstairs now. He was like, what you gonna do about it? And I was like, what you gonna do about it? And I was like, uh, and they, they, they talk in these gangster voices. You guys said that? Yeah. I'm not trying to be like rude or anything because like, I totally understand you, White Shroud, if y'all are watching. Um, she's worried. She's worried. She's worried about the gang. Seriously. You don't want to mess with them. They want,
You guys don't want to mess with them. I really don't think YHRL is going to take you out. No, you don't understand. Like they're insane. Oh, that looked like it hurt. Yeah, it kind of did. Put it back over. So I have a question, Harper. Have you guys at school ever made like a teacher cry and like quit?
Yes, I challenge yh4l to a gang battle me versus all you They're in eighth grade. I'm fairly confident ninth grade Oh, you won't win. If y'all see me on the streets, jump me please If yh4l is on the streets, please jump me One time a 12 kid- I'm gonna come home one day and he's gonna be like "Yeah, I got jumped by some ninth graders"
No, one time. You just didn't feel like I couldn't hit them. They were children and they were just attacking me. No, be laughing now, but just weigh in so they hurt you. Seriously. Amber, what did they do to make you vouch for them like this? No, like you don't want to mess with them. Are you part of the gang? No. No.
Do you like run their books or something? You the Razz? Y'all don't understand. It's like the hoses at the game. Y'all do not want to mess with them at all. Like they're scary. Listen here, Red. They don't want to mess with Cash. Look at him. I have a toilet seat as a weapon. I would literally embarrass him. I'd put the toilet seat on his head. And I'd be like. One time they cornered me. I'm not joking. Why though? Like what did you do to make YHRL so mad they felt they needed to corner you? We were walking. Or.
Or, yeah, it was me and Brooke. We were walking, and they came out from McDonald's. And we were like, oh, my gosh, we got to go.
The toilet seat came up to us. I'm not the toilet seat, by the way. I know I look like I'm the toilet seat guy, but I'm not. Keep in mind, all their pants are below. Oh, like below their butt cheeks. Like pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Hat turned sideways, God in your mouth. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. You really get mad at her for interrupting stories, but you're like just as bad. Me? Yeah.
Talking to me? Yes. Oh, God. Give me a minute. Hey. Harvard's phone's ringing. Give her a minute. Stand by. The gang, they got ears all over the place. The gang knows she's talking about it. In case y'all are wondering also, oh, was it not the gang? Hey. Yeah. Watch for all. Watch for all. Watch for all. Oh, God.
What? What happened? Who was it? A spam risk. A spam risk. Let me show y'all how bad this is. Like, I'm not. They're called Young Hoodlums for Life. Can you abbreviate on that map so they know how scary their name is? Yeah, Young Hoodlums for Life. You guys literally sound like children. It was kind of a joke at first. Y-H-F-R-L. Young Hoodlums for Life.
Four lives. Like, it's like they made that name when they were seven. Like, when we made it, so we have to keep it. Yeah. Wait, Harper, so what did... Like, other gangs... I don't know how to get a name for other gangs. They are like a cooler sounding thing. Yeah, like Crit. Crit walking. Yeah.
But yeah, I don't want to say anything about them though. We respect you guys. No, no, no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Respect. I'm just saying. Honestly, kid, we're in a toilet seat. What do I know? This is the Hawaiian. Tell him to say something.
Yeah
If I come across some crips, I'll be like, Young Hallooms for life, where you at? This is them. They pull up on their electric scooters. It's more of a... Wait, you have a picture of Young Hallooms for life? Oh, that's not all of them. Give it back. The Young Hallooms for life? I feel like I'm making fun of kids. We can't put this in. No, no, let me see. You're looking last. Ready? What the? Oh my gosh. That was a close call. Why y'all keep laughing at these kids, bro? What the?
I'm so sorry you guys can't okay? Yeah, she only played softball her whole life That's the game No, that's not the game guys. This swipe is crazy. This swipe is crazy.
I wish y'all could see this, but we can't. Also, I'm not making fun of children. It's just... They're gang members. They look like frat boys. That's what they look like. At this point, they're adult men, right? They want to be in a gang, so... Y'all don't understand. Let me show you one of my saved in chats of them. Harper, you're in contact with this gang. Harper, you've got to get out of the gang. Gang life's not for you.
Hey, can I see that toilet seat real quick? Oh, this one? Yeah, I'm going to need it for something. It should be more specific. Oh, and let me show you this other one. Wait, Harper, so what did they say when they cornered you in Brooklyn? I can fit through it. I can fit through it. This is the one that told me to shut up today.
Wait, a gang told you to shut up? Yeah. No way. Wait, let me see it. Let me see it. First off, you can't fit through this. Let me see it. Let me see it. Child, please. Look at you. I think he can fit through it. Yo, you just farted and I heard that. Y'all heard him fart, right? Wait, y'all heard that? Oh.
Party like this is farting behind the camera. Hey, hold on who thinks cash can fit through this toilet seat. I do Remember the window in the bus Yes No shot wait you say no or yes. No. All right Harper you can help him. He's gonna be all right Oh, you can fit through it easy where you go first and then I'll go. Oh
You're gonna have to go with the same arm. I'm having second thoughts. Here, let me help you. Um, so... Oh my gosh, you're gonna get it stuck on her! Yeah, don't get it stuck on her, please. That's a bad episode. Oh, there you go. Yo, this is how I'm gonna take down YH for out. Okay, take it out. Oh. No way, she's stuck, bro.
Oh no. Oh no. - Okay. Well, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. - It went so loud. - Wait. - All right. You gotta, you gotta. - What'd you guys do? - Okay. Give me this. - I thought it was stuck. - First of all, I'm gonna have to take my shirt off. - Why?
guys his shirt's already like too tight all right let's go look at how wide you are there's no shot you need help there's no way you can do it you're going feet first don't go hands first what on earth makes you think you've been through that hole
Cuz he fit through the bus window. That was smaller. There is no way you can fit through that hole. No, go hands first. Go hands first. What? It doesn't matter. He ain't getting it over his hips. Look at his hips. Just get it through his head so he can't- He can't even get his head through it. His head won't fit through the- Help! Stop laughing! Help him. Get on the ladder and help him. There is no shot. You look so pretzeled up right now. Okay, ready? Put your head through. I'm trying! Ow!
Guys, he looked so deep. There's just no shot. Like, stop. You're embarrassing yourself. Cash. No, no, no. Oh, no. Wait. Wait, Matt, pull it. Matt, pull it, please. Come here. Pull it. Oh, my gosh. That's so funny. Go again.
Y'all don't understand the pain I felt. Stay back I said. Ow! That thing hurts bad. So you didn't fit through the toilet. That thing kinda made me feel fat too. Oh Harper, I have something to tell you. Wait, hold on. Yeah. First off, would you believe me if I told you a girl liked me? No. No one. What? Actually. You don't think girls like me? No. Have you read the comments lately?
What? What are the comments? Yeah, I read them too. Don't read them. They're not helpful. But, okay. So, like, wait. You genuinely don't think a girl would like them? I mean, maybe that one girl that you're talking to. Which girl? Sorry, I get nervous. I'm trying to find. Ma'am, sit up, please. Listen. Harper, I feel like you're not paying attention. No, let me show you something. This is not going to work. Look at this. This was the other night. Oh, wow. What is it? So, they're stupid, too. Wait, let me see.
- Oh wow, okay. - Oh, is that the gang activity thing? - Oh, he did not just do that. - Put it through your elbow so you can feel the pain I felt. - Harper, you can't fit. - Look at him, he's huge. - What the?
I'm getting body shamed publicly. Have a Maverick Fitz. Oh, I can't fit. Just try. Why? Because I need y'all to try. No, I don't think anybody else can fit. Give me that. No. Yes. Give me it. Just for a second. You're not going to make it farther than me, bro. No. Oh, I'll make it farther than you. You didn't get past your forearms. No, I got past my triceps. Oh, we can see where it stopped. We can see where it stopped. Yeah, that thing hurt. Okay, give me that. All right, stand up. I'll help. I don't need help.
The confidence he has that he's gonna fit through this. Take your hat off at least. Gosh. Oh no. This looks like it hurts. - Oh. - This looks like it hurts. Oh my gosh. Max, for him. - Ow, I beat you. I'm done. I'm done. Ow, Cash. Okay, okay, good. How'd yours come off so easy? - Cash, try it again. - I'm okay.
Whoa. I'm really okay. You kind of look like Katniss Everdeen. Yeah, you do. You look like Katniss when she's got the crossbow or the bow. Why do I look like a chick? Well, she just wears her bow like that. Why not Robin Hood? Who's Robin Hood? Robin Hood? I'm Robin your hood.
Robin who? Robin you. In your hood, Robin you. That's what I'm doing. Something like that. Tuesday. Tuesday. What the? I don't like that. Okay, anyways now, what were you trying to tell Harper about some girl? There's a girl that likes me. Believe it or not. Well, how ugly is she? She's beautiful. I'll have you know. Definitely more, you know, than you're... Never mind.
I'm not gonna say anything about that. I don't know what they're talking about. I don't know. Then whatever. Well, I heard what she was saying in the car. Can we speed up this conversation? Okay. You want to know the truth? Sure! You don't get to know if you're gonna act like that. That's just freaking weird. What in the world? Here's the thing, Harper. I'm a different man nowadays. No. Have you noticed? Have you not seen a change in me? No, what have you changed? Well, for one, I don't go dancing very much. What do you think that's about?
Maybe a girl thought you were gay. Swear if you bleep it! It's already been bleeped. Oh no, that's bleeped out. I don't think that's bad, is it? What? Okay. If it's not bleeped, then I'm going to respond. No, that is not it.
Alright. Maybe it's because she thought that you were dancing with other girls. No. Or maybe you felt sensational when you touched a guy's hand. Like you said that one time. Yeah, like your mouth would touch a guy's hand at the club. Oh, I remember he said the electricity or something. What? The chemistry. Remember you said you were dancing with a guy and you felt the chemistry on your hands? I never said that. Yes, you did. He did say that. No, I did not. That's not true. That's exactly what I said. He did.
No, first off, there's a word used in dance called connection. And that refers to basically... First of all, Matt, that might be a worse word than chemistry. Connection? You might have just dug yourself deeper in the hole. I've literally gone to connection classes. What the? Guys? No. Guys, I think I might just pee my pants almost. I just keep spitting. Yeah, that happens. Harper, don't you want to ask me if there's a girl that likes me? I mean... Wait, time out. Is there a girl... Yeah.
Guess what guys? What? We can't post this. Why? My camera's not recording. Gotcha! I wasn't even nervous because I saw Alex check it. Yeah, we trust Alex. So we'll pretend that that didn't just happen and keep going. Thanks for interrupting the entire show. Okay, well when Mav's at his connection classes, tell me y'all don't see him dancing with a dude at his connection classes. And right as he touches the guy's hand, it's just... Right on your skin. No one can be that bad.
And got a little hip sway or something. And Mav said that he was the girl in the thing. Yeah.
What? You didn't say that. You didn't say you took the girl part. No, I did not. I don't know how to do the female part. Oh, you're such a liar. No. I said there was a guy that I did dance with that was a world champion who also does the girl part. Stop making him sound cool like that's okay. No, so I was... Everybody was like, yeah, it was okay. Everybody said, you have to dance with him and feel the connection and you'll learn so much from dancing with him. I'm sorry. I said, all right, I'll dance with him. No, no, no. No, no. I'm...
Can you say that again so I can play it back for you so you can hear exactly how you sound? I understand it sounds weird, but you gotta look at it as like an art, not like a... Now say it again. An art! Yeah. Say it again, Mav. Come on. Say it again. Did you just have your flashlight on anyways? Ugh, yeah.
- No, that's not why I haven't been dancing. - Why haven't you been dancing? - I've been trying to get to this point for like 15 minutes now. - Well, I wish someone would help me since it is our thumbnail for the entire video. Y'all been giving me no handouts. - Okay, I got you. - I thought that's what we were doing. Maverick, what's new in your life lately? Anything exciting? - Do any girls like you? - Do you have any girls, Mav? - Well, not girls like that. - What, redheads? - Anything new? - Anything new?
Yeah, you know, I'm just, uh, I'm getting married. No, what the? Hold on. Hey, don't say what the. That's my thing. What the? Well, y'all are having a kid. He's getting married. I'm all alone. I don't even have a boyfriend. Yeah, you don't have a boyfriend because you tried to date gang members.
Harper, do you believe... They don't last that long now, do they? Do you believe that he's going to get married? I am. No, I don't believe that. I'm sorry, but I don't. Harper, no. I'm getting married. No, you're not. Did you not see the honesty in her heart, my guy? She does not believe me. She's not terrible. She's like, no, you're not. She thinks I'm joking. Harper, Harper. Genuinely, in 10 years. Genuinely? Yeah. In 10 years, what? No, no, no. He actually... Maverick has a girlfriend. He has... And they are going to get married. Surprise! We haven't told you, but he does. Show me a girlfriend. This is the girl that I have not told you about. Is it a ghost?
The girl's not a ghost. She's real. Show her a picture. I haven't told you about this girl for a while, actually. They've been dating for like a month and a half. Oh, so they're going to get married. No, they're not like we are. Like they are going to get married. Mads like got an engagement ring. Well, no, not yet. But I mean, there's still a few things in the process that have to be done. Signed, you know, prenups. No, no prenups. Vows. No. No.
But it's happening. Yeah. Do you want to come to the wedding? Yeah. You do? It doesn't sound like she wants to. I don't think she does. Oh my gosh, is Harper going to be the flower girl? That would actually be so fun. Harper, I would love to have you as the flower girl. You actually have seen her. Literally last time you were here, you were like, who's that girl on your phone? Is she the brunette? Well, it was an AI picture of her. It was not an AI picture. But she does exist.
Yeah, that is. Is it a picture of you guys together? No, I don't really have any. It's an AI girlfriend. No, she's real. No, she's real. She's not an AI girlfriend. Let's see. I honestly don't have any pictures of her, but she's real. Yeah, Kinsey is real. Okay, she's real. Yo, that sounds not real. No, no, she's real. There's a picture of her.
Can you throw her up on the screen? Who's the boy? Well, that's just her dancing with a guy from some wedding a while back, but it's still that's the picture That's you have a picture of her dancing with another dude. I don't have any pictures with her Okay, you know the girl that went to montana with me, yeah, you know the girl that went to montana with me In the heart she doesn't look good in the heart. What does that mean? Like she has a bad personality
That is just not the case, my friend. I know she's not real. She's real. You're making this all up. What the? Hold on. Yeah. What the? Matt, why don't you have pictures like this? I do have that picture. Why does Kate have your couple pictures? It's just way up in my chat or in my photos. That's not me, Harper. Were you about to say that's me? What? That is? That is not me. No, that's Maverick's girlfriend. I did it.
Told you he has a girl you can swipe. There's more pictures of them I've kept it a secret from you for a long time. So but y'all are holding y'all are holding axes. Yeah, we were Ice climbing. I don't believe it. That's AI. Oh my goodness Harper. She's real you only facetimer. Yeah, I hope she doesn't answer Oh, please answer. She didn't answer. She doesn't answer. This is so bad screen record. I'm out screen record It's official maverick has a girlfriend and it's public now
Apparently Maverick is a girlfriend. Yeah, listen to her cute southern accent. Yeah, she does have a southern action She's like can you give me some washcloth? It ain't like that. Hey Harper. I believe the mic. I have a girlfriend. She doesn't believe that you exist say hi
Put it to the mic. Hi! Wait, sorry, don't mind how bad I look, but like... She likes me. Are you like not gonna... Please don't... Hold on. So I like love you. Are you gonna be another co-host on our podcast? Wait, are you and Maverick dating? Yeah, I love her. Do you say that, Maverick? Yes, we are. Do you think y'all are gonna get married? I hope so. She's going through the five stages of grief right now.
Harper, be excited for me. What? You're so sweet. Alright, I'm gonna let you go.
Sorry, bye. Bye. Do you think if Maverick- What are you making fun of the way I talk now? Bye. Like what? You're just mad that you're the only single one on this couch now. Oh, he said it. Yeah, I'm getting married. I'm moving on to bigger and better things and you're still stuck here messing with white for hell boys. Why y'all beefing?
I'm not jealous. Say say admit it. You're jealous. I'm not jealous I'm just mad that everybody's turning to a good nice. You're so jealous. Just say also like older than you No, I'm 23. It took me a while to find this wait pause Can we appreciate a Harper's literally only been on this earth for 15 years? You were a baby 15 years ago. Okay, so pause It's been appreciated. Okay, move on Okay, listen
Me and Kinsey. Yeah, she's lying. I already know. Her name is Kinsey? We haven't said her name, Matt. You just dropped it casually. Oh, I said it a minute ago. We have said it. You guys just dropping it casually? This is too bad. Kinsey and Maverick are going to get married. Y'all are already married. What is this? No, seriously. Him and McKenzie are actually getting married. They're like wasting no time.
I don't see a point in waiting. I feel so free now that we can say her name. So, like, oh my gosh, we've been dating for a month. We're gonna get married. Listen, first off, I've known her for, like, over a year. Okay? I wasn't, like, super close with her through the first part of that, but then, like, towards the end, we started getting closer. And... And he was the one... She was the one that he took out on a date that one time. Remember when he got his car all detailed and stuff, and they went out, and he was like, we'll see how it goes. The date went pretty well, apparently. It did. It did. Also...
Did y'all kiss? We've never kissed. So how are y'all gonna get married? Um, what do you mean how? Uh, we're gonna go to a church or wherever and we're gonna get married. Y'all, why are y'all turning into a nice big family? A nice big family? Yeah, listen. You can say what you want, but I know you're jealous. Me and Kate were actually talking about how we want to adopt a kid. You want to be adopted? Yes. No.
Imagine y'all adopted Harper. That would be so bad if y'all adopted Harper. Y'all would ruin her. We would ruin her. Yeah, you'd just turn her into a working machine. The girl would have no life. That's not true. Film more content. Cash would not let her do school. Would he let me go to parties? Not if it interfered with the content. Yeah.
Oh, that's not. You think we're getting married too soon? Yes. Why? If y'all were dating for two months. Because they were dating for like four years. Yeah, but we would have gotten married way sooner if I wasn't. We dated one year. We dated two years. Two years. Same thing. Yeah, we would have gotten married way sooner if I wasn't 16.
Yeah, we knew after like two months of dating that we weren't going to get married. Actually, a month after dating, we were like, we're going to get married. And we literally just had to wait until I was 18. So we waited until two days after she was 18 and we got married. So, you know, you might get into a divorce. Yeah? Oh, you think so? Tell me your concern, Harper. Tell me your concern. 50% of marriages do end in divorce. Yeah, well, the lowest percent of marriages are from people that do not cohabitate with each other or anyone else before the age of 30. In a way, homie just said cohabitate. Yeah, it's like the podcast is going to end.
end. It's not gonna end. Him getting married is not ending the podcast. No. You'll have any kids going to. No, it won't. No, but him getting married, you know what it is gonna end? Our brotherhood. Yeah, can you believe that? Oh my goodness. He's so worried. Yeah, I can't believe it either. Maverick said he's moving out when he gets married. There's a chance. Guys, one thing y'all... I'm saying there's a chance. Something y'all don't know about Mav is he's the biggest simp. He is. Simp? What the... Two P's.
he's a biggest simp that's so big he told me he said out by her face on his home screen yeah i'm kind of weirded out by the ai picture you did ai like why not a real picture for fun and i was like oh those are kind of cute but why not why not like a normal picture i don't really have any normal pictures of her oh so you like she doesn't really take instagram pictures or like or like we don't really take pictures together we're getting some though and then those i can change but where's my
- Where's my phone? - We took photos in the blue bonnets. - I just wanna look up what though? - Like professional ones? - Blue bonnets? You know blue bonnets are illegal to steal? - Yeah. - Yeah, they're like this. - Can't pick 'em. - Yeah, I did. But we smashed 'em too on accident. The dog we had with us was just rolling and eating all of them. - Oh, you should've seen her dog just tearing them all up. - It's like he knew it was illegal to damage them. - Harper, do you think it's too soon? - No. I just think it's too soon for my little bean mind process.
It does feel fast, but at the same time, it feels slow. I know, dang well, this is all a joke. Like, I'm not joking. I think she really thinks we're joking. Harper, Harper. I know how we are. Like, y'all are joking. Harper, Harper, let me show you this. So this is a guy that I've been... Harper, do a toilet paper hand... Or do a toilet seat handshake with me.
This is Austin. No, no, like a handshake. See? That's how you know we're not. Ow! Oh, it hurt! Like a toilet handshake. This is Austin. This is a guy that I've been custom making with. Why is he sending ring videos back? Because we've been custom designing one. What is this? This is so fake. I'm sorry. It's real. It's not fake. You're right, Harper. It is fake. Her name's not Mackenzie.
It's just Kinsey. It's Johnson. What? It's a dude. No, it's a girl. And her name is Kinsey. Yeah. That's why it's an AI picture. He was like, he looks pretty good with his AI. She went to Montana with y'all. She did. She did. And we came back dating after that. And you know what Matt told me on Montana? How did y'all never tell me?
I wanted to be clear. No, no, you shut up! You shut up! You are the biggest liar! I said to her. No, I said! No, I said to her. I said! And to you guys, I did not want it to feel like a double date because it wasn't what it was supposed to be. It was supposed to be just friends going to have fun. A two-minute! And our other friends all backed out. And then it was just them two and me and Kenzie. Yes, and Matt said, guys, don't make it feel like a double date. Try not to. We were there for three days on the way back in the airport.
They're all over each other. Laying on the airplane. Not all over each other. Holding hands. I don't think we were holding hands. All over each other. He was like, but guys, don't make it feel like a double date. Huh? On the airplane ride, we held hands. The night before they officially started dating. Because I could tell. Because we didn't start dating until we were already on the plane. Yes, but can I talk for once? Yeah, what would you like to say? Okay, only this once, though. 30 seconds. Wow, I don't know what to say. Gosh, I'm stressing now.
Okay, I'm going to talk now. Okay. Okay. We're ready. Do you have a Candyland shirt on? I sure do.
Okay, sorry. Continue. So the night before they had started dating, because I, he was like, don't make it feel like a double date, but that's exactly what it felt like. They were out in the hot tub alone together. They were watching movies together alone at night and stuff. Like they were, they were like this. And I made it, I said something. I was like, oh yeah. Like when you meet Maverick's parents, like blah, blah, blah. Maverick came in my room, flipping out that I had been saying stuff like meet the parents. The day before they started dating, he was like, we're not dating.
You cannot be talking about this kind of stuff with her." And I was like, "Okay, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your relationship." - Maverick actually made Kate cry because of this. - I felt so bad. I was like, "I just ruined this whole trip. I made her feel so awkward. She probably hates me 'cause I was just talking about his family and they're not together and they're not gonna date apparently." And I'm literally so upset that I had ruined this trip for them.
She was crying in bed. She's like, I just can't believe I brought up her meeting the parents of Mavericks, not even going to date her. And I feel so bad. And the next day, Maverick's like, yeah, so we're boyfriend and girlfriend. No, I said then. I came in there. I said, Kate, it's fine. I was joking with you. I was just giving you a hard time. So you all been dating for a month? Too little, too late, my friend. The second you started getting mad at me, I freaked out. And guess how Maverick told me they were dating? We're in the airport. He walks up to me. Because we were at the airport. No, because we're just always disconnected. Like, I didn't
I didn't even have to tell Cash. Literally, I didn't even have to tell Cash anything. He just looked at me. He goes, yeah, so we're in the airport at the terminal and they went to like the other side of the airport to go talk. Just them two. No, we just went to get food. We literally just went to get food. Bro, you were sitting in a terminal
- You were sitting in the terminal all by yourself with no one around, not even a human being. - 'Cause we were at our terminal, we were at the actual terminal and you guys were like four terminals over by yourself. - Went to go eat, you weren't at the food court. - It was the terminal we had to go to. - You weren't at the food court, bro. - We went to the terminal that we had to actually leave from. - Yes, but you were at the part where no one was. - What are you talking about? - You were purposely not around us. Why are you saying that? - No, he was sitting, they were sitting-- - Why are you acting like that? - We genuinely and purposely were not-- - There's no way, you're just a liar, bro. - I can't wait for Kenzie to back me up on this. - Are you literally-- - Okay, you know what?
I wish she was here right now. No one believes me on this podcast, so I'm not going to say anything. Kate, take it away. We were... Okay. A second ago, I said terminal. I don't believe it. Cash and I were sitting at our gate. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down and make it clear. So... No, no, no. We got our food. Bingo can understand it. That's not true. We got our food. Matt, let her explain. At a thing, like a kiosk thing. I got it from a pizza hut kiosk in the middle of the aisle. So I walked straight from the kiosk to the nearest seat and sat down to eat.
That's what I did. You are so delusional. So we were walking through the airport and we see our gate. We're at like A30 or something. Maverick and Kinsey are four gates over at like A26. And no one is there. That's just where the tables were. Can you let her talk? Because it's just delusion. No, we looked at them and we were like, so they're just sitting by themselves. Our gate was right there. Tell me this right now.
Were you purposely or purposely not trying to be around us? This is such manipulation. That is not at all true. Maybe we were tripping. Maybe we were being delusional. I'm never delusional. No, no, no. We're only so delusional because all of his other last relationships were like that. Sure. He would be off on his own. He's a mile away by himself. Yeah, because y'all didn't like any of them. Bull crap, I'm delusional. We didn't have time.
had a talk with her about dating and serious topics and he just happened to... I'm not saying... We did that all on the plane. Bro, look at me. Look at me. I'm not saying it was wrong for you to be alone. That was probably the right thing to do. I'm not saying... But the fact that you can't even admit that you guys were alone? Like, what? No, I'm not admitting that we left you intentionally. You guys wanted to eat at, like, Panda and whatever at the food court we exited from.
We have a, this whole conversation is stupid, but we had a couple terminals over where our gate was. So me and her said, I looked on the map, I said, "I don't want any of the food here. "I want Pizza Hut. "Are you fine with walking over there "and we can eat over there?" She said, "Sure, we walk over there, get our food. "You guys stay there and eat at that food court." - No, we brought our food to the gate 'cause we were on flight to take off soon. - Okay, well you stayed there and got food. Y'all got food there. - We got food and then we went to our gate. - Yeah, we didn't wait on you. We went ahead and went and got our food. - Okay, now listen, now listen. - From there, we go to the nearest seat and sit down to eat.
Okay, now listen, listen. What about when I was walking down the hallway, noticed you, and was like, didn't see you. You waved at me, you idiot. Then I would have probably been like, why isn't he coming to eat with us? I don't remember seeing you. Let me call Mackenzie. Say her name right one time, and then you can call her. Oh my gosh, they say her name's only Kenzie. It's the same name. He calls her Mug Kenzie, but her name is only Kenzie. Mackenzie and Kenzie is the same name. It's not screen recording.
Alright guys, here we go. This is gonna prove my- no Kate, you ask, cause she'll think I'm fishy. Ask if we were intentionally avoiding. I don't know if she'll answer now. This is crazy. Okay, we're in a conversation. So do you remember when we were at the airport in our layover in Denver and Cash and I got Chick-fil-A and you and Maverick got like Pizza Hut or whatever?
Do you remember that? Okay. So you guys took your food and you guys were sitting at a random gate by yourself. And then our gate was like four gates down. So Cash and I walk over to the actual gate where our plane is at. But we were like, oh, they're intentionally like sitting by themselves. They purposely wanted to be alone. So they sat at a gate with no other people around. Okay. We didn't do that on purpose. But yes, I understand why you would think that.
- Oh, that's bull crap. That's bull crap. - We were like, "Wow!" - I'm never calling you Kinsey now. - That's crazy. It's almost like I said that. - Mav, you're so delusional. We can't trust you. - What do you mean you can't trust me? - Bye, Kinsey. - Mav, you're not involved in this conversation. - Okay, bye. - That's just stupid to say I'm not involved in the conversation. - I believe Kinsey 100%. I just, I can't believe Maverick. - This is real. - It's real.
Harper, I'm really dating someone and I'm really going to get married to her. But you say that, but you're jinxing it. I'm not jinxing nothing. She's like, I hate to be in the relationship. We're just going to fail now. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, guess what? Yeah. You're uninvited to the wedding. Oh.
Okay. Yeah. Y'all aren't getting married. Yeah, we are. And now Kenzie's Kate's new best friend. Oh, wait, but I didn't finish my story. That is not true. Anyways, after they were over there having their alone conversation. Hard for her to make she feel better. I only saw her on the ski trip and she came down here like one time up to Dallas. So I've really only been around her twice. Where does she live? She lives like two hours away. In Houston?
And then you guys played basketball together and you went on a road trip to Oklahoma together and you played pickleball together. And like they went to play whirlyball together and like a bunch of other cool friend things that you weren't invited to. Oh my gosh. This is awkward. Yeah. That is not what happened, Harper. Anyways, I'd like to finish my story now. Finish your story about how Maverick, after they were done having their alone conversation, Maverick walks up to the airplane as we're boarding. He looks at me and I look at him. He walks up. He looks at me. This is exactly what happened.
I look at him, he looks at me. We're making eye contact just like this. He goes, he goes, and I go, I know. And he goes, no, Cash went, you were like mid-eating. And I was like, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I
And I was like, so you and Kenzie are dating now? And Kate was like, what? And I was like, oh, I forgot to tell you. And she's like, when did Maverick tell you? I was with you literally the entire day. And I was like, oh, he just looked at me and he was like,
And I was like, yeah, I know. I felt so left out. I'm pretty sure when I got on the plane, I was like, she said something and I was like, oh, yeah. I was like, no, I told him. She was like, oh. I was like, yeah. I just kind of looked at him and he was like, okay. Well. Twin telepathy, baby. Twin telepathy.
Tuesday. But they're not twins. We are twins. No, y'all are two years apart. Yeah, they haven't accepted that they're not twins. We are twins. What the heck were you talking about? You know what? Just for that, you guys have to like and subscribe. We'll see you next time. Peace!