My Car Caught On Fire!
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- Let Harper get in the truck. She does donuts all over the field. She's like,

And then we're all sitting there. We're not driving again yet. And then she goes, I think the car's smoking. And then I look through this. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim anymore.

a few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon, spend less, smile more. - Tiny hole and I'm like fire guys. And so then we're all just like panicking using all of our water bottles. - And that's when I called 911. Come on Cash, do it. - Hold on, hold on. - Sit. - Don't rush me, okay? - Come on. - I'm at that awkward point. All right, here we go. - Just drop in. - Bro, it's literally just water. - It's cold. - Well, it's about to get a lot colder. - I know, I know. All right, all right. So as you all can see, this is my chair for today.

- I guess I needed a bath. - Yeah, desperately. - And it's about to turn into an ice bath, so just get it over with, Harper. - All right, go on, Harper. - Let's go. - Wait, can we just put it like, should we just put it in with the plastic? - No, no, no, no. - No, I don't think so. - But then it's gonna touch my skin, it's gonna get cold. - Dump it. - Yeah. - 1,000 bags of ice in the tub, 1,000 bags of ice. - I don't think y'all understand, I really don't do good at games. - Are you scared?

No. Why aren't you scared? I'm not scared. You're not scared at all? Hey, just close your eyes so you don't know when it happens. All right, Harper. Drop that thing. I'm already cold. Be careful. Don't splash it. Don't splash. Don't splash. Don't splash. Oh, it's...

Okay, it's not bad. It's not bad. I feel like it's going to be fine. It's going to be fine because I said it is. He's gaslighting himself. It's going to be fine because it's going to naturally get colder. It's kind of like a sonic slushy. Okay, that's cold. Wow. Wow. Wow. That cools down fast. Okay.

- It literally is like a Sonic slushie. - I think one bag's good for now. - Go on, no, you gotta do one more. - I should add food coloring. - I didn't see you for that long. We got an hour long episode. - Stop panicking, you're panicking. - No, it's getting cold fast. - Bro, men do these all the time. Athletes do them every day. - For a couple minutes. - At least 10, 15 minutes. - You want me to sit here for an hour? Okay, okay.

Yeah, I see that, Harper. Come on. All right, thanks, Harper. Appreciate it. One more bag or is that good for now? No, no, I'm going. This actually, how do people do this? That's great. He's going numb. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, that's okay. No, no, no, I actually can't. No, no, no. Oh.

Okay, whatever. Stick it in. Oh my gosh, bro! It's so cold! Let's shoot the episode and move on. Okay. Welcome to another episode of the LOL Podcast. I give him two minutes and he's out. Hey, you might be... This is the worst part. Over or under five minutes? Under. Okay, I'll take the over on five. I feel so bad. I don't. Look at him. I don't. I feel like a lost little puppy.

This is how I feel like those puppies outside of Walmart that are being sold for free. I feel like one of those. Well, that's what you look like when you shake like that. Definitely not a puppy. More like a... They do shake like that. I don't know. And then they get nervous and they throw up. So you're about halfway. I can't tell y'all. I'm going to have to talk. I don't know why, but the thing is expanding. How are you doing?

- I'm good. - You good? - I'm good. - Just breathe. - Put your arms in. - Yeah, yeah, what are the benefits of the ice bath? - The benefits? - It helps you tighten your muscles. - Yeah. It hurts. Anybody got the benefit? - Oh, it makes you cold. - It's like an hour long ice bath. Is that like safe? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Or is it gonna give him like hypothermia? - I hope it does. - I mean, look, he looks fine. - That'd be great.

- Yeah, it's fine. - Well, what are the benefits? - Oh, benefits? There is none. - There's something black on his leg that's freaking me out a little. - Everybody says there's all these benefits to ice baths, like, oh, it's gonna reset your brain and make you faster and stronger. - You told me this would make me live longer. - No, that's a lie.

You shouldn't believe people that say things like that. I did just look it up just because I don't want to lose my husband to hypothermia from the LOL podcast. It did say 15 minutes. Like, don't exceed 15 minutes. That doesn't matter. 15 minutes? You know, it also says don't. We're going for quadruple that. Yeah. It also says not to drink from plastic water bottles or your, like, digest microplastics. Who cares? Yeah. I can't have any ice baths.

- Yeah, nobody seems to care about it. - Bro, the EMS from that TV could hurt you. - I know, Daniel. I know that you're not cold. - Huh? You don't look cold. It actually looks like the ice is kind of melting. Rip open another bag, Harper. - I have two giant bags in here. - I think you need to rip open another one. - No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. - And those bags are like sitting on his feet. - Yeah, they're touching me. Can we talk about a topic to get this off my mind? - Oh, yeah, let's talk about, wait, are we doing the eggs episode? - No. - No. - Come back next time for that episode.

I'm trying to think. Cash, you had something. Yeah, I was going to tell you about some big news, but I'm just going to talk to get my mind open up and free. All right. So you remember, it's hard to think. Thinking is hard. I can interpret for you. No, I got it. No, I got it. Here we go. Okay.

Alexis is playing downstairs Alexis he came and say right like so Okay So the story I was gonna tell well Later later. Wait. What? Oh, okay. You're gonna tell it later. Yeah, so you have a good story that you're not gonna tell us right now I feel so bad. Yeah

You don't do too well. Guys, I don't know if y'all... Okay, whoever was following Cash and Maverick for years, there's a video they posted on the Cash and Maverick channel. I don't even know if it's on that channel. It's on some channel. I think it's Cash and Maverick. Oh. Three or four years ago, where they were doing the ice bath challenge, where you ask questions in an ice bath, and Cash got in the ice bath and then refused to stay in it. So he got in it, was like, I'm not doing this, and got in an empty tub.

and film the video like that. - I never fake a video. I never fake, that's not true. - You were sitting, you were like, "I'm sitting in an empty tub right now, I'm not getting an ice bath." - Oh. - You told the truth. - Yeah, you were telling the truth, but you just seemed kind of lame. - I got in the ice bath. - He got in the ice bath. - Yeah, I made Mav get in it. And now look where we're at now. - That was because Cash didn't care though about his videos. - We should play a game. - Okay, here's a fun game. Harper, do you think that TV looks old? - No. - I think it looks pretty ugly.

Y'all are literally just bringing up my past trauma. No, that TV? I'm sorry. Cut the box open. This TV right here looks like we made it. This podcast should be shot, I don't know, in the 90s? Guys. Maybe possibly even the 80s. How old is that TV? I cannot believe I'm getting bullied over this TV. What do you mean? Once or twice in my life. Let's see what brand it is. Magnox. Magnox. Magnox.

What we have a Maddening Socks TV Listen guys. Can y'all let what happened? I have a sauce ringing in my ear. Is it cause he's talking? Yeah. Oh. I actually get that sometimes. Wait what? What do you get? Sometimes like when you talk too loud my ears will ring. Yeah mine too.

Yeah, it's just that the pitch your voice is at so high. That's not true, guys. Okay, I need to go back a second and defend my TV. How come? Because I'm not as old. Wait, wait, wait. You got to tell them. This TV came from Kate's room when she was like eight years old. Yeah, this is my childhood TV, guys.

No big deal. And listen, I was bullied for it when I was, I was like 13. And I remember this. So I remember when Cash was like, oh, let's take that TV for the podcast set up. And I was like, we can't, I got bullied for it. Like we're going to get bullied for it. And I was on the phone with my 13 year old boyfriend and I flipped the camera and showed him my TV. He was like, ho,

How old is that TV? That TV looks like a box. - I mean it does though. - He said that when you were 13, which means that TV is now another like what, eight years older? - 10 years. - Oh. - How old am I? - 15. - I'm 19. Yeah, it's six years older. - She's just a teenage girl. - But I had also had that for years. I feel like that was a nice TV to have in your room when you were like 10 years old. - Yeah, what? - Yeah, Kate, you were 10 years old 10 years ago. - In 2014.

Yeah, so we have a TV that is 10 years old for our podcast setup. Oh my gosh. Do you have a TV in your room? No. Really? Are you lying? I think she's lying. Yes, she does. Shut up. I've been in your room before. Harvard definitely has like an 80-inch freaking Apple TV. Oh yeah, one time I was having a meltdown around my house before I went to go and film the, um, what's it called? She was having a meltdown meltdown. A little panic attack? Oh yeah, before she shot her music video. I was like, uh, mommy.

She's not exaggerating. That's exactly how she sounded. I was sitting in the car and I was like, what's taking so long? I walk inside her house and I'm like, where's Harvard? Her mom's like, she's upstairs. Her mom goes upstairs to see if she's ready. And all I hear from downstairs is, and I was like, oh my gosh. Y'all ever seen Angry Sandy on Spongebob? It wasn't like...

that guy. It was. And then her mom comes downstairs and she's like, Kate, maybe you can go up in like two or three minutes and talk to her. And I was like, and then Kate goes up there and gets her bulletproof vest on. She's like, I was scared to go in your room, Harper. Why?

- I mean, why? You just verbally abused your mother two minutes before. - No, this is, you're a good kid, right? Yeah. - Her mom was like, because, y'all need to understand, we told Harper, we were like-- - Verbally abuse is kind of,

Stretch. We were like, Harper, we're going to pick you up at 2.30. And we were scheduled to be in Dallas at a certain time. We had a scheduled time. We were supposed to be filming. And we get to her house. We had just enough time to go through a drive-thru and get some food because none of us had eaten that day yet. And so we get to her house, and it's 2.30. And we go inside and... Get out of my world!

She was like stressing. She wasn't even ready at all. Like she had a little bit of makeup on and like not ready at all. And that's when she was stressing. And so then we're sitting there for like 15 minutes. It's like 2:45. Maverick and Chase are like, can y'all get her out of the house? Like Chase was texting me. He was like, how's it looking? - We're in the car like doing math. Like, all right, it's this time right now. If they take another five minutes, we're gonna miss our reservation. - And then when Kate went up there. - At the club.

I stayed upstairs. Literally. And when Kate went up there, as soon as she opened Harper's door, Harper goes, Mom! Oh, hey, Kate! Hey, Kate! Hey! What's happening? Excited to see you here! And then all of a sudden, she was so nice to Kate. She was so... Like, she, like, I was, like, I was walking upstairs, and then she starts yelling, and I was like, Harper? And she was like, oh, yes, come in, come in, come in.

Hey. And she had like, I could tell she just started her makeup and I'm stressing because I was hungry and I wanted to make sure we got our food and like, we were about to have to not get food and so I was like, oh, like you look great. Like, come on. I know. Like, just bring your makeup. You can finish it in the car. And then she starts whipping out her curling iron and she's like, you want to curl my hair for me? Oh,

Oh my gosh. It was so bad. And you're like, oh yeah. Your hair was great. Mine? It was fine. I don't know what you're stressing about. No, because we curled it. We were like, I was like, listen, there's going to be room for you to get ready there. We'll just take it all and you can finish there. So that's what we did was we ended up getting ready there. And it was scary there, guys. I have to say, it was pretty scary. Yeah, it was an interesting place. It was a weird place. It was a strange environment. People got married there like...

like for those of you who didn't see harper's queen bee music video the the shots oh my gosh it was a very it was sus evil i'm feeling please imagine harry potter it was like evil feel imagine harry potter converts to a devil yeah imagine harry potter meets the devil meets a club

- We showed up and we were like, what is this place? - I was like, what? - The decorations were weird. - We're like, let's shoot our shots and get out of here. - Yeah. - We didn't want to have to stay there longer than we needed. - And we were the only people there. - And the owner. - And there was just music playing like. - I mean, yeah, we rented the whole place out. - Yeah. - And there was just music like. - How much did it cost to rent the whole place out? - Like 50 grand. - You paid for it. - Yeah, you paid for it. I used your credit card. - I don't know how much I pay. Like I literally don't know how much I pay. - No, it wasn't that much. It was like five bucks. - No, Harper doesn't. - Yeah, you should really free that stuff out though.

Don't care yeah, just use my money You're not the only one From dicks I know it's cute Outdated like the TV yes, I know but like that's cute. I don't like to get I really feel like we're back in time here Stanley's

Stanley Cups. Yes, and I buy them on my own. Oh, is that bad? She knows she has enough money to do her shopping. Yeah, but like also my car got declined when I was on. Okay.

Your card got declined? Did mom not put enough money on your card? Oh, no, no, no. My mom usually transfers my savings account money to my spending account. That's a good thing. Yeah, but I had $10 left. Wait, question. You have, like, your own card, right? Shut up. Yeah, no, like, basically, I, like, literally... And you don't talk to a man in an ice bath like that. It's melted. No, it's not. These things are freezing my legs off right now. I'll check it.

Yeah, do we have more ice down there? No, no, no, no, no, no, shut up. I'm actually not putting more ice in here. I'm actually not. These bags are full. These bags are full. I actually can't put more ice in here. This is ridiculous. Oh, yeah. Do you have your own credit card that's your money? No. I did. I got my permit. No, no. What she has is she has her money because I used to have that. You have your savings account and then you transfer money over to your checking account.

To her debit card. How do your finances work? That's what she does. No one cares. What we do care about is you're driving now. Yeah. Wait, Brooke, hand over my phone. No, guys, don't. No, you can't show your license, Harper. I'll hide it. No. Give me. Let's see it. I want to see it. No, no, no. But Harper did get her license. Oh, my gosh. You barely got that. Harper got her license, which is incredibly, incredibly scary. Her permit. Her permit. Just...

Okay, why do you guys got to show it like just watch funny? It's funny Now that you covered up No Yes, that's me. Why would you say that what I do like an ape? You know Chimpanzee this girl right? Like a chimpanzee Harper you look like a chimp

I was gonna say you look like the girlfriend from Planet of the Apes. That's so mean. Not the monkey. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You think you look like a monkey? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. What were you gonna say? The girlfriend. Guys, I've been getting so tripped up. Every time I look at Hartler, Hartler? Hartler? Every time I look at Harper lately, she literally looks grown. And it's kind of sad. Well, she's not five. Well, no, but she just like... What about me? You never tell me I look grown.

I mean, you are freaking out in the ice bath right now. Nobody ever tells me that. No, but she's so tall looking now. Like, you look like an actual... You never tell me I look tall. I don't even know how your compliments are coming off. You're like, you're tall looking. Yeah. What does that even mean? She looks so much taller than she did a year ago. Why are you saying that to Harper? Don't talk to Harper like that. Kate, you're very tall looking. Imagine I looked at you right now and just said, Kate...

You're just so grown and big and tall. You're such a big girl. You're a big... You're just a big, tall-looking girl. Could be a linebagger. That's mean. I didn't say that. I'm saying that... Harper, when we started filming this podcast, she like...

Was four foot six yes in the nicest way she was built like literally a nine-year-old and now you actually look like a ten-year-old The bone age of a 12 year old you have a boning I would say you're probably like no when I started the podcast I had a bone age of a seven-year-old, you know, I have a bodybuilder Oh, you guys know actually people when they say they're big boned that's impossible I

You know when people say, oh, I'm just big boned? No, they're not. They're just... No, they're not. No, I'm telling you. What about big muscled? No, no. Skeletons are the same size. Yeah. Unless you can be like a little bit broader.

like a frame like obviously heart i'm broader than harper like shoulder wise but your bones your physical bones are all like they're the same size you know it just depends on how tall you are yeah so like somebody's like your ribs are different sizes like if somebody's my height and they're like oh i'm just big boned it's like no no you're not yeah it's like yeah they always go yeah it's like carmen i'm not fat big band that's what he says i hate

Where have you drove? - Nothing, baby. - Oh, me? I drive to here, Target. - Are you a good driver? - Target, wow. - Yeah, I'm a great driver. - Been all over the Metroplex. - I don't know if you're a great driver. I feel like you're scary. - Am I a good driver? - Scary. - We never drove with you. - Oh, she's a good driver? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - We gotta drive with Harper after this. - Yes, live pod on the road. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Take Harper on the road. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, the craziest thing was Harper driving that freaking monster truck for her YouTube video. - Oh my God. - And I didn't have any experience. - She didn't have any, we were like, we probably should have done that, honestly. - If you guys haven't seen her music video, we rented like a very, very big truck. - A monster truck. - It's crazy. - It's like a Jeep truck, but it was a very big one. - It was like a souped up one.

This car is like $200,000 expensive car we rented and then we're like Harper you want to drive and then they caught it on fire and then what? So we did video

I just realized. None of y'all have seen my YouTube video, clearly. We know your YouTube video, you talked about it. Everybody watch that truck.

500,000 people watched it, actually. That's a lot of people. Well, now we got to say what happened. Go watch my YouTube video if you want to see what happened. What the? Never. Yeah. Kat is also going to say it. Oh, I am? But no, I got live footage of the car catching on fire. And like, I was on the phone with 911. So go watch that video. That's way cooler than the retell. Well, thanks for redirecting people off of the podcast. Watch it after the podcast.

Make sure to watch it after the show. I want to watch a video on where I got water poured on me from Cash. He body slammed me down to the floor and got a water bottle. Oh, on the podcast? Yes. Sorry guys, it takes us 10 years to tell one story. Everyone will stop talking now. Why would you interrupt me to say we're going to stop talking? Anyways. Anyways.

Yeah, anyways. What are y'all saying? Yeah, anyways. Okay, well, anyways. Yeah, anyways. Anyways. I'm just not going to tell a story. All I hear in our comment section is they never finish a story. And just so y'all know, I'm trying to finish a story for y'all right now. That's why I said I'm trying to finish a story.

that I'm stopping talking. Okay, Harper, how did the car catch on fire? No, that's a lie. Whatever she says is a lie. It's not truthful. The problem is you were trying to tell the story. If you want a story told, you gotta tell Harper to tell it. Yeah, or else she'll just interrupt you. This is how to get on somebody's nerves. You're like, okay, what you're saying isn't true, so I'll just tell it. Did you know I won a game of Madden?

Like no literally like I'm one of the best madden players. Yeah, did you know that? Did you know I beat everybody in this house at Madden? Nobody cares. Wait can we like actually tell the story? Yeah, I know that was I was interrupting on purpose to see her to see how it feels. Glad you're teaching her a lesson. Did you learn your lesson?

No, anyway, shit. No, anyways. I swear, we gotta ban the word anyways. Shit, anyways. Chat, anyway. Basically, what I was gonna say was that I was doing donuts, yeah, and Cash and Matt were doing donuts too, but they caught the car on fire. What the? No, that's a lie. Harper caught the car on fire. No, no, and then we got out, and me and Kate were walking around. No, no.

It was actually... Okay, so somebody has short-term memory, long-term memory loss. It's okay. I forget details, too. It was like, I think Cash was driving, and he was... You think? No, that's not what happened. Do any of y'all remember what happened?

Oh, do you remember? No. I remember because you were driving and we stopped the car. No. You were driving, Cash. Y'all are delusional. No, you were driving. You were driving. You were driving. No, I wasn't. You were driving. Y'all are so stupid. I don't know who was driving. I know it wasn't Harper because Harper was in the backseat and she was the one who said, um, guys, I think the car is smoking. Yeah. Can I explain something? Yeah, sure. We let Harper get in the truck. She does donuts all over the field. She's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

and then we switch seats i'm like okay now i'm gonna drive i get in the front seat she gets in the back we're all sitting there we're not driving again yet and then she goes i think the car's smoking that's what happened so who was in the driver's seat at this point okay me but i hadn't put it in drive yes you did anyway you're driving and i looked down i said yeah no anyways we're so in denial i was like guys we should check the car and they were like no we were just kicking a

dust yeah anyway dust and there's like circles in the car where you can see through and there's literally dust coming anyway there's literally smoke coming up from the car and i was like guys uh anyway can we stop that actually that is so annoying yeah i would have clicked off the video can you stop doing that just both of y'all stop me and harper stopped a long time ago okay okay okay i'll stop no so anyways so what harper what happened after that she needs to remember

I tell the story. I do what happens. This is such an annoying episode. Anyways, so basically I was literally... Can we hear the substitute word? Guys, no, I was literally... What's another word for anyways? Yeah, so basically... So basically we were... Ciao. Basically we were... What's it called? Ciao. We were literally like...

So anyways what happened

I don't like telling stories when nobody's talking. You said 30 seconds. You wouldn't say anything. I found it. I found it. I think it was crazy that you were like, they're letting me talk. They never let me do this. All of the comments are about how much you talk. Give me another 30. Everyone talks about how much you talk. You talk more than anyone. You know that, right? Well, because if I don't talk, no story gets told. No, I was trying to tell it. Fine, fine.

I will sit back in my ice bath and relax. Okay fine. So basically what happened was the car was smoking and smoke was coming up and they're like no we just kicked up some dust and I was like no. And so basically Matt got my new Stanley and started Well we're looking on the car there's nothing on fire. It looks like there's smoke but we can't see anything. And the guys, Chase is like take some insta photos for me. And so basically he's on top of the car and then

And then they were on top of the car. And then Matt was like, wait, let me check. So he saw big red flames in the car. And then they ran into the car and his hair flipped all the way backwards. That's what you remember? You remember that detail? Wow. And then Cash went under the car and he was like, oh. Matt was like, we're on fire.

We're on fire! And then he grabbed Harper's new Stanley and threw it under the car. I know. And I was like... I could have told the story so much better. I told you, please let me tell the story. Because all I heard was... And then basically, Matt's hair was on my seat. All right. So what happened was the car is smoking. And we're all like, yeah, it could be fire, it could be dust. We get out of the car. We're walking around. It's definitely dust. Yeah, yeah. So we're walking around the fire, looking. We're like, could it be... Is it smoke? What's going on? So we're looking. We can't find anything. This goes on for like two minutes. We're outside the car. They were taking some pictures.

And then I looked through this tiny hole and I'm like, what was that? And I'm like, fire. We're on fire, guys. We're on fire. I start opening the doors, grabbing all the water bottles. Cash and Chase are like, we're on fire. They go over there to the hole. They're like,

- Oh yeah, we're on fire! And so then we're all just like panicking, using all of our water bottles. - And the crazy part was, right before we caught the truck on fire, we had zero water. We were all so thirsty and we were like, "Hey Alex, can you come bring us some water? Just get us a bunch of big one liter bottle waters."

And so he did, but if he wouldn't have brought those waters like 45 minutes before, the whole $200,000 car would have been in flames. - It would have been horrible. - It was actually really scary because not only was the car on fire, but it was dead middle of winter in Texas. The grass we were on was super dry. - Which is what caught the car on fire. It was just dead grass that went up in the engine.

If it would have touched the grass below it, then everything would have caught on fire. Oh, we would have caught the field on fire. It was bad. The fire department would have been putting out a car fire, a forest fire. Anyways, that's why they were like, we were like, do we, because we didn't have a fire extinguisher and we were like, should we call 911? And Cash was like, no, wait, wait. And Chase was like, no,

nah, there's a fire extinguisher in the car. Get to bed. So then we're wasting time while the car is going up in flames looking for a fire extinguisher. And that's when I called 911. I was like, hey, we caught our car on fire. We were doing donuts.

- A 14 year old was doing donuts. - I was like, yeah, so the 14 year old was actually illegally doing donuts in this field that we're not supposed to be on right now, and we caught our car on fire, so can you come help us out? - And the cows are looking at us weird. - The cows were looking at us like, you idiots. The cows the whole time just stared at us like this. - Yeah, I know. - They were really cute cows. - Something they said was moo. - Yeah, I think they kept doing that. - I wonder why. - What do you think they mean when they say that? - I don't know, I was looking at a bird yesterday though,

And like, obviously animals that aren't around people don't think in English. Like they have to have their own like brain function, but I just want to know what it sounds like to be inside like an animal. That's true. Like an animal is thinking something. But what are they thinking? It's thinking about now. It's not, it's very, they're not conscious. Yeah. But like say he's thinking about, I want to go, a bird's like, I'm going to go eat that warm. But is he like thinking that in his head? Or is he just like,

He sees it. It goes down and gets it. But he obviously is thinking about the future. Like, when they're pregnant, they literally make a nest.

- Yeah, yeah. - How do they find out they're pregnant? - Squirrels store up nuts for the winter. - I don't really think it's what they're thinking about it. I think it's just like their program. - It's just their thing. It's their adaptation. - Yeah, like it's in their DNA to do it. - Yeah, like no one, I don't think a grandpa squirrel taught the daughter squirrel. - Like, as babies, we're not thinking about how we're gonna walk. It just happens. - They're just designed to do it. Like, I think if you took that squirrel and you put it in a place, in a habitat where it doesn't need to hibernate, it would still-- - Okay. - It would still-- - Dan, explain to me this.

Do parrots think in English? I think parrots think in whatever. Parrots just say random things. Yeah, I think parrots literally just mark the words they hear. Parents think like babies. Yeah, and they see patterns. They listen to their parents. But parrots know languages.

Think about that. No. Yes, they do. They can have a conversation with you. Well, I think it's not that they understand what's being said. I think that they hear it and they can mimic it. They don't understand if you say, stop talking. They just hear, stop talking. They can't process what that actually means. Polymer cracker. You think that's true? Yeah. Do I look like a zoologist? I don't know. Yeah. Is that true? I'm, like, very educated. What do you mean, man? All that guy was Google. This guy, our whole lives growing up, all he did was watch Animal Planet. I feel like you know. What the...

Like, anytime it was Mav's turn to pick a show, Animal Planet, let's watch the penguins. Did you really? Yes, and it was just these penguins. And Discovery Channel. Yeah, and Discovery. These penguins have traveled 800 miles across Antarctica. Well, this rock was transported here from Egypt because it has sand on it that could not have been. And me and Lainey were just sitting there wanting to watch, like, iCarly. We were like, oh, my gosh, this is horrible. That reminds me.

Well, okay, recently, since I finished Gilmore Girls, I had to start a new show, and I started watching Young Sheldon. Romy! Even though I've never watched The Big Bang Theory, but Sheldon, you kind of remind me of him. Young Sheldon. Young Sheldon. Maverick, Maverick, no, no, no. I even said that, too, separately. I said, you know who reminds me of him? Have you seen this show? Yeah, my wife and I have been there. What? Listen, Maverick, I'm telling you, you are Young Sheldon. Who reminds you of him?

What are y'all talking about? I don't know who young Sheldon is, but I know older Sheldon is just a weird man. But young Sheldon is cute. Young Sheldon is a know-it-all germaphobe that thinks he's always right. Now, given he is always right. He is. He's like,

- No, but listen, Matt, what made me think of that is he always-- - You're like dumb Young Sheldon. Matt is the dumb version of Young Sheldon. - He always fights his, 'cause he has a twin sister that's the same age who's like a normal nine year old, so she obviously wants to watch the cartoons and he's always fighting her and he's like, "I wanna watch the science channel." And it's like Bill Nye. - I was like, can we watch iCarly? And mom was like, "It's Matt's turn." And now I'm like, oh, now we're watching ants. - Get this, get this. I don't have Netflix, haven't had it for the past couple months.

But you know what I do have? Hey. What? The Discovery Channel. I pay for that. You pay for the Discovery Channel? Yeah. What do you watch on there? I just watch history stuff mostly. Like what? Like ancient Greece. Just anything. I'll even start watching like the alligator wrestling shows. At least alligator wrestling I can be behind. No, like what I'm trying to say is this is something like the thing, the hood thing that we're doing. This is something somebody would do. Like I think we all know who I'm talking about. Right.

Basically, this is something he would do to make us laugh. No, no, no. This is something he would try to make us laugh, but we wouldn't laugh. I think I know what she's talking about. I don't know what Harper's saying right now. I think I'm getting what you're laying down. And I'm laying down what you're putting down. So I'm lost, and I just want to move on, actually. Mad respect. Mad respect.

Oh, wow. That was a lot. Wait, Harvard, you actually know how to dab up. Does she know how to dab up? We got a secret handshake. No, no, no. Dab me up like completely chill how you would normally dab up. Like you would walk up to someone in school and do it like this. Like just super casual dab. What the...

Alright, ready? You can do the upside down dab, but you gotta be talented. No, that's one fail. Alright, ready? Go. Hey, it was good. Yeah. That was solid. That was solid. Kate can't dab at all. Dude, there's a girl at church that tries to dab up Michael every time, and it's just the saddest thing. Watch. Watch. Harper, try to dab up Kate. You're gonna lose some brain cells. Wait, wait. Stand right here so they can see it. Yeah, there you go. She just walked farther back.

Why are my feet getting wet? Like stand right here so they can see it. Yeah, they- okay. I don't know. Never mind. No, just regular dab. Don't worry about the angle. Ready? What the? I didn't like that. What do you mean? I felt like I was being dabbed up by a man, but with tiny, tiny hands. I have huge hands! No! Harbaugh, put your hands up next to mine. No. Put them towards the camera. She does not have big hands. No. Matt's got like baseball golf size hands. Okay, yeah, but Matt's got like abnormally large hands. I have huge hands. Like, I have huge hands compared to my friend. Show it to the camera.

That's a big birth of Hannah out there. I have small feet. Actually, no, I don't. I really don't. What if you had like one? No, we got to show this, Kate. Show them, Kate. I'm not. Show it. I'm not. Show it, Kate. What is it? You guys got to see this. I made a discovery just like the Discovery Channel. Oh, we're going to get you a TV show. Yeah. And guess what?

Kate's pinky. No. Her pinky is just as long as her index toe. What the? Huh? Is that a good thing? No, it's really weird. Show him, show him. He thinks that my toe next to my big toe is my second toe. He thinks it's unnecessarily long. And I don't know what it's called, so I'm calling it the index toe. The index toe? This is my pinky, and this is my toe. And he's like, they're the same size. Wait, does it look like it from right there? I can't see it.

Oh, girl. You gotta get that checked. I can't tell. Look, okay, let's just put all my other toes down. Well, don't flip us off with your toe. That's how long my toe is. It's a long toe. And then when you put it up to my pinky, can you tell? I don't know. Tell me that's not the same size.

No, not really. Yeah, I didn't think so either. Cash is delusional. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all don't think that's crazy? What? You know what I think is crazy? That you shame your wife. What the? Yeah. It's not shame. No, you are. It's attractive. I like feet. You should not shame your wife like that. Yeah. No one else is actually- Trying to publicly shame her. The only person who's ever made fun of my abnormally long second toe is your father.

Yeah, my father does make fun of her feet. Don't worry. I don't put my bare feet around when that man is here. I don't want to talk about being shamed. I am half naked in an ice tub on a podcast. What does that have to do with anything? I feel very shameful. Anyways, you know what I think is crazy, though? And I'm really mad about it. And I've been waiting for someone to ask how I feel about this topic. But no one's asked. I'll ask. I'll ask. I'll ask.

Wait, what's the topic? I'm just gonna get into it. Wait, wait, no, no, tell me, tell me. I'll ask. I'm mad about Netflix. Oh, mad about Netflix? Why are you mad about Netflix? Back on your feet, though. Wait, what? Do you need someone to talk about- See, that's why we never finish a story! No, I- we moved on so fast, and I just thought we should all talk about it. You were on your phone! Run back 20 seconds, man, I was on his phone. No, I was listening. I was listening. I don't know, I just feel like we should- could- it seemed like a big issue. I just- I wear socks now everywhere. You have to wear socks? Oh no, he's got a joke. What?

I just thought we could talk about it together. Hold on. Together. That was fun. I'm glad we went back. That was fun. You know that one takeoff train? I'm not even going to say it. Anyways. I don't think that your toe is that long. Thanks. But if someone says it long, don't say I toed you so. Okay. I think we got started on the wrong foot here.

I think we got to settle on the one fortune here. Okay, tell your... Wait, wait, sorry. Kate, why are you mad? Okay, Kate, are you mad at Netflix? I'm furious, actually. Netflix, aw.

- I'm not a Nickelodeon. - I think we all are, but that's besides the point. I'm mad because all of a sudden Netflix started doing that stupid one household thing. So like I've been on my parents' Netflix since I was like 12 and I have like crafted my Netflix profile. Like everything is so perfect. It's like my recommended is always spot on. And then they were like, you don't live in this house anymore so you gotta get your own. - So you're mad that you were... - I'm mad that I have to pay for my own for one when my mom was paying for it for me.

Okay, so Kate's mad that she was scamming Netflix and they caught her.

- You were a scammer? - I wish I could have at least- - Scammer gets scammed. - I wish I could have at least just like transferred my profile over so that I could have kept all my shows and my recommendations. And like, I love when I watch like a whole series. Like I've watched like thousands of hours of TV shows since I was like 12 when we got it. And they all had like the little red line. I loved that. Now when I go to Gilmore Girls, it looks like I've never seen the show before. - I have a question actually. This behind scammer get scammed. - Yeah. - If you had to either lose an arm

Or you had to scam your parents out of all their money. But you can't ever tell them why you had to scam them. And you can't tell them there's a good reason. Nothing. I would say you know why. No, but you were going to lose your arm. Or you have to scam them out of all their money and they know that you took it all. I'm scamming them. You're scamming your parents? I'm scamming my parents so bad. Yeah, I would scam my parents. It's my arm! They're going to not love you no more. It's my arm!

Yeah. I'm a good child. Are you scamming your parents? I don't think I can. You're losing an arm? I think I need to. Like Bethany Hamilton? I think... Oh, my gosh. She got bit by a shark. Yeah, she did. Hers was crazy. I loved her movie, though. What? There we go. Wait, Harper, are you scamming your parents or are you losing an arm? Yes. But I'm... Yes. Yes. And she's like...

gonna do both lose my arm and scam my parents no i'm gonna scare my parents scare no just no not scare scam like take all their money honestly i think i'll do both then i can collect a disability check too so get all their money and disability no i would low-key scam my parents i would scam them you think you're doing does disability checks go up if you're more disabled

I don't know. Oh, really? So if you lose both your arms, you'd get more money.

what okay here's another question this is my last hypothetical question what part of your body would you cut off for a hundred thousand dollars my pinky toe no sorry one million a million yeah my pinky toe my pinky would you cut off any part my pinky toe you would actually cut off a pinky you know you can't walk if you don't have a pinky toe like no no no sorry you can still walk but you it's like harder i'm taking out like one of the middle yeah you're right i need an edge a middle toe is right yeah if i don't

- I don't have my pinky, what am I gonna stub on the couch? - Now I'm gonna take my second toe off since it's so large. - But would you realistically do that or rather just not have a million dollars? - Any body part? - Kneecap's gone. - What? - No. - Me personally, I don't, that's so easy. - My bunion.

What's a bungee? Wait, any body part? I'm doing my kidney. That's what I'm saying. You only need one of those. An organ. And if my other one comes in trouble. But you're not really cutting that off. You're cutting it out. Yeah, it's got to be an external body part. My ear. I'll get rid of my ear. What? No, you're already hard-hearing. I can just hear things behind me then. That would be cool. I don't think that's how that works. I'm going to do my middle toe.

- I would do my second toe. - But would you realistically do that or would you rather just not have a million dollars? - I'd rather not have a million dollars. - So you'd rather keep your toe? - I'd rather keep my toe. - I'd rather cut off a little bit of my double chin. - Oh, Matt, sorry. - I'd cut that off too, sweetheart. - Not kidding. - Wait, hold on. I thought I knew this my whole life. - I'll do. - I thought I knew this my whole life, but apparently I'm confused.

Is a double chin when you have like the double thing right here? No. Or is it when you have this thing? I have a butt chin. Yeah, that's a butt chin. Do I have a butt chin? That's crazy. My whole life I thought this thing was double chin. Until like just the other day I heard someone say I have a double chin and then they did that. And I was like, huh?

Yeah, my sister had a little butt chin and I used to make fun of her and she'd cry. I was like, you got a butt chin? No, butt chins are good. You were such a bully. Dang, that's crazy. You were the biggest bully I've ever heard of. I remember one time in the car, I was with my mom and my sister and I had been most certainly harassing my sister in some way. Sorry, Anna. And my mom was like, Kate, she was fed up with me this day. She was like, Kate, what happened to you? You used to be such a sweet little girl. And I was like. That's what your mom said? Yeah, that hit me. She said, yeah, mom, now I'm in a game.

That hit me so hard. I was like, dang. And then you continued to bully. Yeah. It is crazy. When I hear about the mean things you did. Kate's a bully? Maverick made fun of my lip my whole life. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I never did until I found out you were insecure about it like a year ago. And that's even worse. First of all, if that's your scenario, that's even worse. No, I'm kidding. I never did.

I never made fun of your lip until I found out it was your insecurity. Yeah. What the frick, dude? Guys, I don't make fun of anybody. What are you talking about? You have made fun of me my entire life. You've made fun of my back, my arms, my legs. I've actually never made fun of your back once in my life. What are you talking about? Dude, you've been like, oh, you're going to run away. I've never made fun of your back.

Yes, you have. Yes, you have. Dude, you've literally made fun of it on this podcast. I've never made fun of Matt's back. Somebody needs to make a compilation of all the times. No, sorry, sorry. Only I made fun of Matt's back on the episode where we were specifically talking about his back. I just know. I made some puns. That's it. No, you've. Some puns. I can't believe you think I'm that crooked, bro. That's crazy. Bro, grow a spine. That's insane. What the? That's crazy. That's fine. What?

- It's fine, that's fine. - No, no, no, he said he was like trying to act funny and he said that's fine. - I just can't believe, oh sorry. - What? - Go ahead. - Hey, you get mad at people for interrupting me. - I totally did. - I did not actually interrupt her and then I was like, oh sorry, I apologize. - No. - But sometimes you don't. - I'm sorry. - Get your war hands away from me. - Yeah, I wouldn't touch those eyes. - I don't make fun of people, guys. Like I don't. - Except on this podcast. - She actually has a backbone.

Have a backbone - Don't make fun of him for that. That's great. Yeah, thanks are pro your backbones kind of weird what I think she's bullying you Imagine having the bones of a nine-year-old. It's 12 We're both broken here, all right, yeah, actually both y'all's bones are messed up. Yeah, and you're just Man you got messed up hands. Oh

Yeah, that's embarrassing. Guys, you probably don't see them that much because my hands are always this way. But I low-key have warts on my hands. You can't really see them. Even right now, look at his hands. Like the color has left him because he's in the tub. His hands have no color. I'm telling you, bro. You guys probably think I'm not cold because I'm not shivering anymore. But every inch of my body that is in the water is just numb. I can't feel it. I got a question now. Now that you're warmed up a little bit, what were you going to talk to us about this episode? Me? Me?

Oh, it was actually going to be about nothing. Well, then what's the thumbnail of this episode? The colors ran away from your hands. Oh, the thumbnail of the episode? You guys already know the thumbnail. They already know. They're already watching. No, you said you had something for it. Me? Yeah.

You talking to me? Are you going to make the thumbnail of the car catching on fire? What? I knew he was going to do that. I knew we brought it up. I knew he was too. I knew it. I was like, this is a better thumbnail, so don't use it. Yeah, I know. When Kate started talking about the car setting on fire, I was like, that's a good thumbnail. I knew he was going to do that. That's totally what I thought, guys. That's totally what I thought. Let's harmonize. Sorry, guys. Okay, ready? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's harmonize. I don't know how to harmonize. All right, ready? Ready, go. Don't.

What? You wanna go first or you want me to? We're on different keys here. You go first. What? I can't. No, me and my friend. Bro! Me and Cash harmonize all the time. Ready? We're gonna do it without... Ready? We're just gonna naturally do the same key. Ready? Hopefully. What song? Song? Oh, we're picking a song. Somebody pick a song. I don't know. You pick a song. Uh...

I don't know any songs. I don't know any songs. Okay. Wait, Harvard, pick a song. Okay, who can do it better? So, Rolling in the Deep, me and Brooklyn. We can do that one. Ready? Wait, I don't, how does that one go? I don't know. There's a fire starting. Okay, ready, ready? Three, two, one. There's a fire. Oh, wait, I thought we were harmonizing like, oh, singing. Me personally, I guess I didn't know what we were doing. Okay. I thought we were harmonizing like. I literally just sang you the lyrics and you all, yeah, okay. I know, I know. To be fair,

I was like, oh yeah, you're off what? I thought you were supposed to be like yeah, I thought we were ready to sing Suddenly, I don't know any songs like what part of that's not impressive then if we're just gonna sing the same song that we are Okay, pick a random key ready three ready two one That was close. Okay, so stop being a hater Let's try to harmonize and see who's better. Okay, ready? Ready? Ready here. Come in here. Oh

Is that okay? Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, Brooke, you're unwelcome. Wait, wait, sit over there. It's wet down. Oh, my gosh. Use Mav's mic. This is going to be hard. We haven't done this one before. You start off on, there's a fire starting in my heart. Okay. Wait, you're going to sing? Oh, did you do it? Were you in choir or anything? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, do Flynn Rider and Elsa. Wait, no. Flynn Rider and Tangle. No, let's do it.

We'll do the same one. Let's do the same one. Okay, we'll beat you. All right, so we start with the same one. Ours will be better. Ours will be better. There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark. Find a

Finally, I can see you crystal clear. Go ahead and tell me out and I'll let your ship bear. See how I leave with every piece of you. Don't underestimate the things that I will do. There's a sign that's starting in my heart. Just wait. Reaching a fever pitch is bringing me out the dark.

The scars of your love remind me of us. They keep me thinking that we almost had it all. The scars of your love remind me of us. They keep me thinking that we almost had it all. Wait, I just got got. That was so planned and I didn't know the whole time. What the? All right, bye Brooke, see ya. I've done that in a few baby showers. What the? Baby showers? What? That was crazy. All right, Michael.

Oh

Okay, I leave with every piece of me go ahead and sell me out. Oh wait, wait, wait Okay, the song I choose is chicken fry

- We didn't say that word. ♪ Little bit of chicken fried ♪ ♪ Cold beer on a Friday night ♪ ♪ A pair of jeans that fit just right ♪ ♪ And the radio up ♪ ♪ Call me sunrise ♪

I don't know the rest of the words. I should have picked a different song. Yodeling boy song. Ready? Three, two, one. How does it start? I don't know that song. She knew me. You know that, right? Nope. Yes, you do. I just know that part. She knew me. She knew you. She got that kind of loving. Oh, that kind of loving.

I don't know. Y'all, like, didn't win. No, we gotta compare to them. No, we didn't say a bad word. We said, so, reach the goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've reached that fever pitch. Rolling in the deep. I can't do that song. Even the lyrics. We have to win. They're gonna rate us in the comments. We gotta win. Okay, fine. We should've done a country song. We can sing country songs so much better. Yes. Chicken fry. Chicken fry. A little bit of chicken fry. Don't drop it in

- All right, ready? - There's a fire. - I don't know this song. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. - Oh my goodness. - I'm not doing this. - Come on, Cash. - I'm gonna look stupid on the internet. I've already looked stupid on the internet a lot and I'm good. I'm A-okay. - You already look stupid, bro. - Hey, stop! I don't look stupid on the internet. - You're in an ice bath and you lost all your pride a long time ago. Don't worry. - And all the color in your hands. - I know. Yeah. I don't know if you guys can see, but my hands are very off color than their normal color. And I'm cold. - Are you seriously not gonna sing it?

What song do you want to do you could it's like everyone knows that song how about we do What's a good duet you should do no Like it's so dead now. We don't talk about Bruno. Okay, fine. We won't do it What

I think it's great. Ready, ready, ready? Ready? Wait, no, I don't know all the words. Yes, you do. I think it's crazy. What? We finish each other's sandwiches. That's what I was going to say. I never met someone who thinks I might be. Chicks. Chicks again. I don't know. Our mental synchronization can't have one explanation. But you and I were just meant to be.

Say goodbye to the pain of the past, but we don't have to do this anymore. Goodbye!