The question says if cash needed to cheat that the world wouldn't end who would he cheat with I have the answer Well, you do it might as well be with somebody you've already kissed. So Paige Oh kissed Do you remember the time that was a long time ago though? We were like practically baby. She kissed my husband you kissed her husband Okay, you probably have to get out
Matt was just the drama on that couch over there. Me? Am I the drama? You are the drama. No, I'm not. I've been talking to this girl, freaking talk for like five minutes about freaking everyone. Cut that out. Cut that. Okay. I was talking great about everybody. Like sometimes people- You called someone a frog.
Okay, a frog, that could be mean order. People have opinions. Okay, somebody... Do you know people... The prince is a frog. Yeah, the prince is a frog. Is Cash a frog? Yes. No, actually, either somebody looks like a frog or somebody looks like a rat. Like the face shape. So I know what you mean. So wait, wait, wait. What am I, a frog or a rat?
A rat. No, like Tom Holland. That man is a frog. Yes! Yes! Wait, is this actually a thing? I think, Kate, you would be in the middle. Am I a rat or a frog? It's like your hair is up in the back. Definitely a rat. Doesn't he look like a rat? No, he's a frog. He's a frog. Whoa! That was prime.
Prime came up. Anyways. I would definitely be a frog, wouldn't I?
Yeah, you're a frog. Wait, what about me and Paige? You would be if a frog and a rat had a kid. You're a frog rat. It's a good or bad thing. No, it's not. It's literally not a frog. You would be a rat. Or a rog. A rat. A rog. All right, guys. We're going to start off with some dating advice here. So we all posted on our stories for dating advice. So who wants to start? Kate, you want to start? I'll start.
What's that? What's that laugh for? This one makes me laugh. How do I know if he likes me or wants me dead? What the? Uh,
How is that a question? Okay, actually, the actual question. Did you just make that up? No, somebody actually said that. Oh. Okay. Wait, hold on. I'm sorry for whoever that is. I really do hope you figure that out. But I'd run. Yeah, but I'm going to go with He Wants You Dead if that's a question. Okay, first question is... When in doubt, walk it out.
Ooh. Okay, that's... He used it to walk it out. All right, sorry. Okay, first question. Should girls make the first move? No. Yes. I got a theory. I have a theory. I have a theory. Okay, go. I'm next. Okay, listen. So I think girls should make like the first like 2% move. Yes. Just to give the guy like the...
and then and then the guys should make the first move you mean like first move like the girls should make like the like the little like eye flicker or like the like the little stare the giggle something like that or like a little touchy to let the guys know the girls should do like a little type of thing like that and then the guys should be the one to make like the actual move yeah you agree yeah no if a girl comes up to you and she starts talking to you it's like
Oh, I guess this is easier because as a girl, I feel like every guy's interested in you. Can you just say, as a girl, it's easy? Yeah, as a girl, it's easier. No, no, y'all shut up. Every guy wants every girl, but not every girl wants every guy. But not every guy wants to keep every girl they get. But here's the thing. But we'll talk to them and it does in the conversation. A lot of guys like the idea of these girls. Yeah, but a lot of guys, the girls don't even like the idea of them.
Yeah. Listen, there's some girls I'll talk to and well, I'm trying to think of a time I've been rejected. But you don't get rejected. This guy just said you don't get rejected. What about you don't get rejected? What about the girl you DM'd and she never answered you? And then you put
I don't think she saw technically this is your fault you guys want this is actually a funny story what's the girl's name Addie Kate no okay bleep that out it doesn't matter it's on my Instagram or my TikTok that's what I'm saying all right Matt was deeming this girl he's like what should I say I like let me see let me see and I grab his phone
And as I grab his phone, I accidentally call him. What are y'all doing? I accidentally called a girl on Instagram. You have really hairy armpits. Okay, Miss Miniature Ed Sharon. Oh,
That was a violation. Maybe Mr. Rat Face? Like, chill out. Old news, Harper. Old news. That was actually a straight violation. Okay, anyways, the story. Mav's deeming this girl. I grab his phone. I'm like, let me see. And as I grab the phone, I click call on Instagram. And Mav calls this girl on Instagram. And when you call someone, it's in the log. It stays in the log. You can't delete it. You can't delete it. He's not deleting it. It just says missed call. Mav was like, you messed everything up. You messed everything up. And then...
We kind of thought a way to make up for it. So we just texted back, I guess you're busy. Oh. Because we thought that might be a little funny. But she still hasn't answered. I guess you're busy. And then we were like, you know what? We'll make a TikTok about this because it's hilarious. And she still didn't answer. And she still didn't answer. Oh.
But one day I'll run into her. Okay. And when I do. One day in like a week. I'll figure out if she's actually someone I'd be interested in. Harper. I don't even know her. What kind of questions did you get? Let's see here. So I screenshotted some and circled them. Let me see here. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. Wait, pull your mic a little off your face. Like that? No, like down. Oh, down. Okay. There you go.
Okay, so basically, number one, what do I do if my friend told me her dad died but I know she's lying? Her mom told me. Oh. So. What? What do you mean so? Harper acts like she has an answer already. Harper acts like I've been through this
My friend did the same thing. This happens a lot. Listen, this happens a lot. And I feel bad for you. But if she's lying, she's a liar. Get her out of your house. Yeah, no, that's so true. If someone's lying about their dad dying, they need psychological help. Just don't be friends with them. Yeah, like my dad died. That's like weird to lie about. Do you guys have any real dating advice that you guys give? Oh, here's some.
Oh, that's not... I guess not. No, read it. Read it. I want you to read it. Who likes you smiling? Why is she smiling? How to know if someone likes you for your personality or your body? Are we talking personality? You can just tell. Are we talking personality? I would go for looks. That's what I do. I don't know.
I'm not joking. I go for looks. I'm sorry. If a guy is really funny, I think he's funny. Hey, you're my friend. But if he's funny... Hey, Harper, I respect that. Because unfortunately for me, I had to go with personality. You're not funny. No, that was a joke. That was a joke. She'll be back. She's standing right... She just dabbed. She just dabbed out of frame.
See, there's no winning that. Harper said looks. Everybody laughed at her. I said personality. Everybody was like, wow, that's me. Nobody laughs at you. I'm kidding. Wait, that was rude. No, I mean, nobody laughed at that. No, I'm saying. Because Kate is pretty and I would marry her. Yep. You mean it?
No, I'm saying you said you would go for looks and everybody's like, wow, that's so bad, Harper. And I said personality and everybody's like, wow, that's so bad. And that's just hilarious. But everybody's like silent. I think it's funny. It's a weird question. I guess it was kind of funny. Wait, what was the original question? Oh, yeah. Oh, you should go for looks or personality? How do you know if they like you for looks or your body? Or for looks or personality? I guess it's like whatever they talk to you about. Here's the thing. Yeah. I would say if somebody likes you for your body, then they're going to want to like... Say like...
Look at that scrumptious butt. They're going to want to do stuff with you. That's how you know. They're not going to say that. Pretty close, pretty close. Just ignore her. What did she say? Just ignore her. We'll tell you later. If they like you for your body, I would say that they're going to try to physically be with you.
Like a salt? No, like kiss you. No, I mean like I'm talking like the guys that like show up at 2 a.m. They're like you up. They show up at 2 a.m. What are they trying to do? Whoa. Okay, no. Everybody stop this conversation. No, I'm saying. I'm giving my advice. If they want you for your body, they're not going to want to spend time with you without actually doing intimate stuff. Like what? Like kissing. Oh my lord. Stuff like that. We're keeping it PG here. Yeah, like kissing anything else. I was just curious. But.
But no, but if they like your personality, like they genuinely enjoy spending time with you. And they'll ask. Yeah. And they're like, I don't know if all y'all know this, but Cash and Kate did not kiss for pretty much their whole engagement. That drove me crazy. We kissed. It drove me crazy. It made me so mad. It was weird, man. It was.
When they finally kissed. It felt like she was, because she came over every day and filmed with us. It felt like she was our sister. And then all of a sudden, at their engagement, when they proposed. Oh, they didn't kiss? They kissed at the proposal. No, we kissed at the proposal. Oh, that's good. Oh, that was so crazy. Yeah. And then Kate was like, I just did that in front of my dad. Oh my gosh. Yeah. My sister just kissed my brother. God.
It was not okay. It was so weird. Because we were filming a music video when we got engaged. So after Cash proposed, we were like, okay, we got to get a couple of shots for the video. So Cash and I had a quick little makeout scene. But we just got engaged. Not a makeout scene. It was a makeout. Have you seen the clip, babe? We're like sucking faces. Every time I watch it, I'm like, why did we do that? I think
Kissing is gross. It was very like, it was like, literally when I first saw the video, I was like, my dad watched this. Yeah, it was fun. My dad was there. Her dad was there in person. Dad, I'm so sorry. Actually, I would hate that if my dad like saw me kissing somebody or my mom. Well, I was getting married six months later, so they have bigger things to worry about. It was my favorite scene.
Keep that on the DL. Here's the thing. Mav just said, well, they didn't kiss. We didn't, but now we just sound like we just didn't like each other or something. We also sound like liars because the other podcast we were telling about our first kiss when we were dating. Now we have to explain it. We were kissing. When Cash and I first met, we kissed. When we were 13, we started kissing each other. And what did we call you? Kiss.
Kissing Kate. That was my name. My name in Cash's family was Kissing Kate. Yeah, my dad was like, where's Kissing Kate? Anyways, so then Cash and I, a few years later, we start dating. And for probably about the first three months of our relationship, we kissed. And about three months in, we were like, you know what? Just as a boundary for us, we knew that we wanted to wait till marriage before we did anything. Not that we thought kissing was bad. It was just that kissing always leads to other things. So that's why we decided we're not going to kiss. What? What?
Sorry. What did he say? Nothing. Continue. So we just decided that if we stop kissing, then we're not going to be doing other things that we don't want to be doing. So we just stopped kissing. And then we kissed when we filmed our music video and we got engaged. And then we didn't kiss again until we were married. Yeah. And then we kissed on our wedding day and we haven't kissed since. Nope. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just think we kissed now. Yeah, but no, now it sounds confusing because... Bro just... He just whipped up the music video. He just pulled out the music video. Oh!
There it is. Yep. Ew. It's so bad. Can we get it in slow motion? No, we don't need it in slow motion. Can we make the playback speed slower? That's kind of scary. Try not to swallow each other. We can. Let's go. Slow motion. You can do that? Yeah, slow motion. Here we go. Can y'all tell that we have to do that? Oh, nice. Ew. That's... I mean, get it, I guess. It's still going. Oh, my God.
And then it goes to dancing on the car. Can you guys tell that we hadn't kissed each other in about eight or nine months? Yes. I was looking for my gum. That's all I was doing. No, yeah. So that's why. We're not... I think that that sounds confusing, though, and that people... But anyways, that was just a boundary we had. A lot of people thought it was weird. What other dating advice questions did they ask? Oh, I got one. Okay. So...
If Cash needed to cheat that the world wouldn't... Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. We start? Okay, so... Oh, I got one. The question says, if Cash needed to cheat that the world wouldn't end, who would he cheat with? What the... You have to cheat on Kate or the world ends. The world is ending, unfortunately. You have to cheat on Kate or the world ends. But I like mine better. I like mine better. Oh. You have to cheat on Kate
Or the world. No, no, no. Oh, okay. Yeah, you have to cheat on Kate, but she loses an arm. Okay, let's just stick to this. Either you cheat on her or she loses an arm. Let's just stick to the end of the world. We're just going to stick to the original. What? I'm sorry. I want to know if she's going to have one arm. No, no, no. We're just going to. So if I had to cheat on Kate, who would it be with? Yes. If the world ended. Who would it be with? I don't think you should answer that. I have the answer. Well. You do? It might as well be with somebody you've already kissed. So Paige. Oh. Kissed.
Remember that time you kissed my husband? Do you remember the time? That was a long time ago, though. We were like practically babies. She kissed my husband. You kissed her husband? Okay, you probably have to get out. Did you kiss my husband? Yeah, but he wasn't your husband when I kissed him. That's okay. Wait, was it like a... This is awkward. Like, was it like a makeout or just like a peck? It was technically a dare. I think like the first time. Someone dare me! The first time? Yeah, the first time.
I just let someone dare you. I really don't like this. You dared us. I did? Yeah. Hey guys, I dared you to kiss. Yeah, it was a dare the first time. No. The first time?
Is it really hot in here? I got this question. Oh, but it's okay because I pim-dossed us out because when I kissed Paige... Pim-dossed us out? You kissed Paige? It equaled everything out, you know? Wait. Everything equaled out. Yeah, she didn't think it was fair, so she pecked Paige. So she kissed Paige. We're going to cut that out, right? Right? Like, no! I...
Anyways. I don't think that's equal. I don't think it's equal at all. So I posted a video a couple weeks ago about how I became best friends with the girl that kissed my husband.
Yeah. That's still awkward. It's like the only time we've ever talked about it. My parents don't even know this. This is going to be really weird. Your parents don't know we kissed? No. I don't think my parents know either. Oh, your parents must definitely know. Should we stop? It was when I was like 16 and they were like, we can't let you travel because you're going to be going kissing girls. I was like, no. No. That's not going to happen. Every time I left the house, my dad was like, don't make any bad decisions or you can't travel anymore. Oh, yeah. That's what my parents said too. I was like, okay. Followed up with bad decisions.
But I remember when... I don't make bad decisions. Like, y'all are so much different than I... Like, I make... Did you just say you don't make bad decisions? Y'all are so much different than me? I make... Not like with guys. Like, I make bad decisions, like, in public. Like, that I shouldn't be doing, you know? Like, I'm not like... Like, what kind of things do you do in public that you shouldn't be doing? Well, like, climb into the target, like, bouncy ball thing and jump down. Oh, that used to be my favorite thing. And then, like, go in the pillows. But then also, like...
Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that on here. Wait. Okay, if Harper says she shouldn't say that on here, I say we leave it there. Yeah. No, when me and Kate started dating, I was like, oh, you got to meet my friend Paige. You guys will love each other. And Kate was like, oh my gosh, that was so,
was so awkward. And Kate was like, no, I don't want to meet her. She's like, you kissed her. I don't want to meet her. Oh, I wanted nothing to do with Paige because I knew that she had kissed Kate. She was like, I don't want to be friends with someone you've kissed. Well, that was at the Dallas show when you did your first show. And I knew who Kate was and I was like, well, this is a little awkward. I didn't know you had kissed him then. I only knew that you had kissed him once we started dating. Once we started dating, he told me about like just...
Yeah, I was like, yeah, I did kiss her one time, but that's okay. We can move on. And then he was like, no, you'll love her. You'll love her. You'll love her. And then we randomly saw her out of Bahama Bucks. Yeah. It was so random. Oh, that's right. We were both going through the drive-thru at the same time. And I was like. And neither of us lived in the same state. Yeah. I lived in California. That's crazy. And she lived in Arkansas. And she lived in Texas. And when I came to Texas and we would go through a drive-thru and she just happened to be at the same drive-thru. That's crazy. And I was like. And like four cars.
behind y'all. And I was like, that's Paige! And Kate was like, oh, yay. Really? I thought Kate looked so excited to see me. Yeah, she was faking that. Oh, I was faking it so hard. We'd only been dating like two weeks by that point. We were like so very new. And yeah, they didn't hit it off then. But you guys got to know each other. No, it was later that
day you were like because we were like oh Paige is in town and so we were like well I guess we'll go hang out with her and then like we we liked each other what do we do we do go to dinner or something we went to the star we went to the star with Ashley I love Ashley and Jackson and that was like the first time because I remember that was when cash that was the day cash made me start doing tick-tock
And so that day, he was like, no, you can make videos with Ashley and Paige. It'll be so fun. And I was literally so embarrassed. She was stressing. She was like, I don't want to ask Paige to make TikToks with me. She's going to think I'm just using her. I was like, no, trust me, it's Paige. She's fine. Yeah, I know.
And I was stressing so hard because I was like, these girls, like at the time I didn't do TikTok and you and Ashley did. I was like, these girls do TikTok like as a job. Like they're going to think I'm so... I thought you guys were going to hate me. And I was like, Kate, they're my friends. Shut up. Just go film. Oh, I was like...
I was like, I was like, I was, cause after I got past the whole, like you guys kissing for a dare, I was just like, she's going to hate me. She's not going to like me. They told you it was a dare? That's crazy. The first time. Oh, got you guys. One of my other questions is, do you have any tips for going into middle school? Love you. Thanks. Um, thank you. That's the only question for you. Yeah, you're going to have to answer that one. So welcome to death row. Um,
I mean, yeah, that's all I have to really say. Oh my goodness. It is what you make it. It's what you make it. You can have a great time. Middle school was like my peak in school. Really? That's sad. It was. No, I'm not even joking. Eight years ago. Eighth grade. No. In my public school days, eighth grade was my peak.
Wow. Okay, but you only went to ninth grade, then you got pulled out because of COVID. Yeah, and then I just never went back because I wasn't peaking anymore. If I was peaking, I would have gone back. Peaking where? In school. She was really popular in school. Peaking means like, yeah. Oh,
I thought you meant like peeking in the restroom. They say like people peek in high school. And then... She said... You know what she said? What'd she say? I thought you meant like peeking in the restroom. Like, oh, yeah. Yo, like this girl, I went to a wedding yesterday. And this little girl, she went under the restroom stall and peeked at me. Mind you, mind you.
Mind you, I had a dress on. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, after COVID, she couldn't peek anymore. I was too grown up. But wait, but wait. I had a dress on. How old was the girl? The girl? She was... She was like two, right? No, six. Oh, can you hear that? But I had a romper on, which means I had to like put it down that way. Oh, you're stripped in a bathroom stall? So I had to strip. And then she was like... I was like...
Get out! And then she went under again the other way. And I was like, can you please get out? Like, I didn't want to be rude or anything. And I was like, can you please get out? Six-year-olds just be crawling under y'all's stalls? Yes! Yes! I don't think I've ever had a kid crawl under my stall. Oh, I've definitely had a kid. But I'm going to say
It is funny when you walk in the men's restroom and there's like a little boy and he just drops his pants all the way down and his butt's just out and he's at the urinal. It's just funny. Yeah, he has to use the urinal and he's like three years old and for some reason his dad let him use the urinal and his pants are all the way to his ankles. It's always funny. When moms bring like their eight-year-olds into the women's bathroom, like eight-year-old boys, I'm like, this is a little weird. I know. I think they're okay to go to the bathroom by themselves. I'm like, oh,
Yeah, and that's the thing is like guys, I guess they literally just never bring their kids into the restroom. I guess the mom always goes to the restroom. My dad brought me into the men's restroom once and I peed. In the urinal? Yeah, I sat down. No, I'm kidding. No, but like, yeah, it was, that was really, it was cool. Cash sat down in a urinal? Yeah. Cash sat down in a urinal? I did. When I was like four years old, I was at a church and my parents were having this Bible study.
And me and this girl, we were each like four, four and five. And we found a urinal and we thought it was a shower. And we, I would jump in the urinal. She would pull the thing and I would take a shower in it. And then I would switch. She would jump in the urinal, pull it. And then she'd take a shower in it. And then we ran out of the bathroom eventually. And my parents were like, why are y'all wet? They're in the middle of a Bible study. They're in the middle of a Bible study. And we were like, we took a shower. And they were like, there's no shower here. They were like, show us where you took a shower. And we were like,
And then we ran in there and one of us jumped in. The other one pulled the thing. And they were all like, oh no. My dad said he did not touch us on the ride home. He was like, get in the car. That's crazy. That's so cool. Urinal showers, man. Good times. I've actually, I have peed in a urinal. Why? Me and my friend. Me and my friend. Me and my friend wanted to do it. So we did.
I would say I have not done that. Just like guys. Paige, should we try it? Yes. It's so much fun. What? But like how though? Like you stand up over the urinal and pee. You stood on the urinal? Like straddle? But then you'll have like pee run down your leg though, right? No. It goes straight into the urinal. I...
Maybe. I would like to move on from this conversation. Any questions, guys? Next question. Oh, gosh. Awkward. What do you do if you're 18 interested in a 21-year-old? You just dated? Yeah, I guess. Well, she's 18, so she's
Wait, hold on. What did it say? It's literally someone said, what do you do if you're 18 and interested in a 21 year old? I can't answer this question. Maverick can answer this question. I was actually 21 and dated a 17 year old for a few months. Yeah, he did. That makes you sound so bad. But then she turned 18, so it's totally fine. Okay, y'all need to clear the air. Parents approved. Love Maverick. Everything was great.
We didn't do anything. I'm sorry. 2017 is not weird. No, yeah. Especially in the state of Texas. In the state of Texas, a 17-year-old is considered, like, a legal adult. It smells so good. The mic smells good. You're sniffing the mic? Yes. It smells so good. You sniffed the mic.
Okay. No, but yeah, it takes you 17 as an illegal adult. So 17 and 21, that's not that weird. 17 and 21 is... It didn't feel weird because I'm really young.
You know how a young 21 year old, he doesn't have facial hair. If you were one of those 21 year olds with full beards, that'd be weird. I don't think it matters. But I did feel weird being 21 and going to a prom. That's weird. I can't believe they allowed that actually. You went to prom at 21? I went to four proms total.
Bro, every time we get a girlfriend, he restart the age. Like, it was, the girl was... Okay, that's not, that sounds so bad. Okay, let me explain. The girl was 14, he was 17. Then the girl was like... She's 14? No, no, no. Well, he was 17. Dude, that's not okay. But it was... Like, imagine a 17-year-old being interested in you.
than you. Oh, that'd be weird. Yeah, we're saying like that. You're a weirdo, man. You are a weirdo. You're a weirdo. I didn't say weird, guys. Not at the time. And then it was like 18 and 16 and then it was 21 and 17 so he just kept like
He could just not date an illegal. But he dated them all so they were like 18 except like the first one. Unfortunately, you are 22 now so the next one has to be 18, man. Yes. Next one's going to be older than you. You were the creep of the school. Older than you? Yeah. Then we have to approve this next one. Yeah. Please. Now that I think about it, it is a little weird.
You little freak. What? You're the creep of the school. You little weirdo. Hold on. No. First off, the whole time I was underage, that doesn't count. That doesn't matter. I'm literally 14. And if... 17 is the only one you could say like it's kind of weird. And she turned 18 like two months later. Bro, 17 and 14 is weird. Okay, 17 and 14 isn't weird except for when I think about you. Because you just look younger. Like a lot of 14-year-olds. Some of the 14s...
the 14 year olds nowadays I'm like what I didn't look like that when I was 14 no when I was 14 when I was 14 I was built like Paige like no what does that mean no I'm saying that's not a bad thing I'm just saying like you're like I looked like I feel like nevermind what wait you were built like Paige you were what is that supposed to mean like when I was I'm a child no that's not what I meant I just like looked at you and I was like oh that's what my 14 year old self looks like when I was 14 oh wait I didn't know
Replay? What did he say? Nothing. I halfway missed that. I don't know what he said either. I said there was a husky that ran behind you. It was outside. That sounds so bad, Paige. I was not insulting you. I know. It sounded like you just insulted her. Are you still mad that she kissed your husband? I've been holding it against her all these years. No. Okay, it is kind of crazy though. Like that all happened and now we're just like...
I know. Like, if you would have told me, like, dude, no shot I'm being best friends with somebody that has kissed Paige. I specifically never kissed Paige just for fun. It is a really good thing we never kissed. Because I was like, that's just a bad idea to kiss your friends for fun. Yeah. That's going to bite you in the butt. It was a day where I was, like, 16. And somehow you guys got away with it. I don't know. Well, also, it would have been pretty easy. If I was serious about not wanting to be friends with Paige or something because of that, we didn't live in the same state or anything. Like, it would have been pretty easy. No, but he told me.
Like, I was going to be best friends with somebody you kissed before. I'd say no shot. Ain't no shot. Ain't no shot. I don't think I'd want you to be friends with anybody I've kissed before. Well, I didn't want that either, but look at us now. What if it was me, though? What? Would you still be friends with me? If you kissed Kate? Well, that would be extra weird. That would be really... We knew people like that. Wait. These brothers in Oklahoma where we grew up? Like, they dated the same girl? Should we tell him?
Maverick and I did not kiss. For the record, just for the record. No, these kids in Oklahoma we grew up with, one of them dated a girl for like three years and he broke up with her and the younger one dated her and they got married. Yep. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. Like imagine Matt dated you for three years and now me and you dated and we got married.
That's weird. That's wild. If you're watching the podcast, though, good for you, I guess. Walk it up. I mean, if it works. If it works. All right, what's one more question about dating advice? I met this guy, but he was mean to my friend. Should I still date him? No. No. No. If he's mean to me, I don't date him. Yeah, if it's like in the beginning. What, is your friend giving him advice? Wait, I don't get it. Me neither. I get it. You can't get to that. Oh, that's an inside joke.
Not really inside. Didn't we talk about it? Well, we already talked about that. Did we cut it, though? Yeah, that's cut. We didn't. That's in, like, the very beginning. Guys, like, what should we talk about?
Well, do you have any more questions? We're in the middle of a conversation. We're in the middle of a conversation. She just came back. She was like watching the fly. Did you just want to be involved, Harper? Yeah, it's so much fun right now. Do you have any? Yeah, what's one more? Let's see. Actually, wait, I did have one. This one I'm pretty sure is funny. Let me find it. Oh, yeah, this one was funny.
A guy I'm dating wants to take a break for the summer and then get back again when school starts. What? No. Well, we know what he's doing that summer without you. Oh, my goodness. Snowboarding, skiing, going to the Bahamas. Yeah, definitely not any of those. If you do that, you're a silly, silly goose you are. That's what you are. Yeah, that's not going to work out, babe. That's not. And definitely drop him. Drop him? Drop him. There is somebody out there that works out.
that will want to stay with you throughout the summer. There's someone that wants to date you for an entire year and not just part of the year. What if he just wants time to work on himself? That's such a scam. I hate that term so much. I need to work on myself. All right, moving on. Yeah, that is a really sore subject. Have you ever had someone say that to you? I need to work on myself. Oh, no. I hate men. Just wait a few years. What?
Harper, you got some hot takes today. You're so lucky you're a girl because if a guy just said, I hate women. I hate women. No, I hate men. I like boys. What? That's worse. No, that's good. That's good. That's good news. That's good. She should not like men.
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Yes, I am. If somebody types this up, they're going to make you look bad on TikTok. I want it noted. I do.
little girl he's literally stuttering somebody's watching this please cut up and make it look like mad like little girls i'll follow you back i'll follow you back if i see that video i promise that's so bad guys like do y'all ever want to have a tiktok where it's the most viral one on tiktok absolutely yeah no no i don't think i want that close no i haven't what is the most viewed video on tiktok
I think it's like Bella Port. Yes! The one where she's like, she's like, Can you believe that is the most viewed video? I know. Like, what? No, she's like, I'm like, what the heck? There was actually, I thought there was a video that passed. Oh, James Charles, the Christmas one. He got 10 billion likes on it. Oh, no, that's fake.
Like, it glitched for a little bit and it said everyone had like billions. Yeah, it glitched and it said everyone had like billions of views. Zach King has the most viewed video. 2.2 billion views? Oh, you might be right! I was right! There's Shane Charles. There's Shane Charles. 1.7- Wait!
I want to actually pull this up on TikTok. Oh, then there's the Bella Pores. So she's got 690 million. And they aren't even good quality. Well, Zach King, of course, is good quality. Zach King's videos are crazy. They're so crazy. That man is insane. He's been around for so long. He's been around for so long. He's been like peaking every now and then. I've never seen him. Oh, he's a peaker? Oh, yeah. Harper now knows what peak means. I'm just trying to add in to the combo. Oh, yeah. That's the one I do. I'm just trying to feel included. This is 2.2 billion views. I'll be honest. This isn't even his best video. No. He has so many good ones. Wait.
I haven't seen this. I want to see James Charles. I haven't seen the James Charles one. What did he do? I've never seen the James Charles one. James Charles Sisters Christmas. I like James Charles. Now I'm looking that one up. Matt peeks at him.
Yo, what? Okay. First off, I do like James Charles. Me too. Cash, I don't think like. Cash and James aren't the best friends. This one says the most liked though. This one says the most liked. But yeah, James, if you see this, like, are we still in for that collab? Oh my gosh, I remember that. Yeah, he did say he was going to collab with you. Yeah, I was like. Not anymore now. If you're hanging out with me, he's not collabing with you. Why? Oh.
That's... That's not even... Oh, that's the video? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. He's gotten so many more videos that are much better, I think. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Dude, wait, he's... Wait, didn't... Oh, no, our sister used to...
What did she have a connection with? She dated, like, his editor. Oh. Yeah, when she left home. I think Zach King's a really nice guy in, like, real life. Like, besides social media. No, I haven't met him, but I... He's adopted, like, three kids or something. He seems, like, normal. He seems very normal. I think he adopted. He seems, like... I feel like he would be like this. Like, hey, what's... Like, Darmann. He'd be like, hey, what's up, man? Yeah, sit, sit. Yeah. Dude, when we were in L.A. Wait.
Do you remember when we were in LA, Paige, and me and Michael were homeless?
Do you remember that? Yeah, I was homeless. What do you mean? We had this Airbnb. It was me. Y'all were all homeless? Yeah. It was me. Our Airbnb canceled on us and we were on the side of the street. It was me, Michael, and Paige. We all were headed to our Airbnb and they canceled on us last minute. And then we went into a subway because we had no place to stay. We had no Airbnb. We're at this subway. Me and Michael are just eating our sandwiches and Paige is like, guys, where are we going to stay? Guys, where are we going to stay? Where are we staying, guys? Where are we staying? I was on the verge of crying. But if you hung out with them too, you'd be crying, okay? Yeah.
And she was like, where are we staying? And me and Michael were just eating our sandwich and we were like, I don't know. I mean. Figure it out. Stay up all night. If I was not after the sandwich, I'll probably figure it out. I don't know. And we're eating our sandwiches and Paige is like, guys, I gotta know where we're sleeping tonight. And we're like, I mean.
We could tell you, but we don't know where we're sleeping tonight either. Okay, I didn't realize. We actually have two incidents then. This is not the first time we've been homeless on the street. Yeah, and then she freaks out. And we're like, why is she freaking out? And she freaks out and she goes, I gotta go to the airport. Well, no, we were supposed to leave that day. And then you guys were like, let's stay like a week longer. Yeah, we were skipping our flight. And then Paige was freaking out at the subway. And her flight left in like an hour and a half. And she was freaking out because we were homeless. And she was like, I gotta go home. I gotta take my flight. I was 16. What do you expect? 16.
She just walked down the subway and left and went to the airport. Amy and Michael were like... They were still in their subway. Like, my Uber's here. Yeah, she was in your Uber. Wait, wait. Did you make your flight? Yeah, I had like five minutes to spare. She didn't come back. And me and Michael just... I don't know where we stayed. So that was the second time we were homeless. We were homeless the other time too. And Michael, to make it better, my friend Michael always traveled in Walmart sacks. Talking back, Star.
Target bags. Target bags. His backpack broke so he had three Target bags. So he just walked me and we're in a subway with Target bags and all our belongings. That's funny. Yeah, I'm really glad to see that. Wait, what was the early time? When Parker kicks out of his apartment in our ABB
canceled. We sat in a BJ's restaurant for about five hours. Yeah, our friend Parker. And a little booth because we had nowhere to go and all of our suitcases sitting right there. It was really depressing. We were at his apartment and he had a babysitter at the time because he was only 15. His nanny. That's embarrassing. His nanny. Well, he wasn't allowed to live in LA by himself. Oh, yeah. He had to have a legal guardian there.
Yeah, his parents hired him like a full-time. He called her a legal guardian. But we were all still kids. She was also? Hold on. You can't leave this part out. Oh, yeah. Kid's like 14, 15 years old living in L.A. by himself. Oh, yeah. There's no way. And his legal guardian babysitter is the cover of Cosmopolitan. Like she's this beautiful model too. Come on. Bro had light in me. And he's just living with her. We love to talk about it too. We love to talk about it. Yeah, I always called her his babysitter. Anyways, we stayed there with him.
And we stayed there one night and I guess she didn't like us staying there. We were too loud. So the next morning she called, she called his parents and her parents called him and was like, hey, Cash and Paige, you gotta go. Or maybe that means you have
And then he told us, he was like, hey, y'all gotta go. And we were like, oh, shoot. And it was me, her, and Michael. And he just kicked us out. Like, right then and there. We just went to a BJ's and sat down for like four hours. Until we found a place to live. And we were like 16. So, like, nobody rents to 16-year-olds. Yeah, that was rough. And why our parents ever let us do any of this, I have no idea. I truly don't know. I know. Love you, mom. Love you, mom. It was great, great times in my life. Yeah, the first time my parents let me travel alone, I was like...
Did they give you their credit card? No. He used his own. He used his own money. He's cool like that. Like you had enough money to... Harper, you know how you make social media money? Yeah. You did the same thing. That's what I did. So I could go out to L.A. No, no, no. No. I don't think your mom would be okay with that. No, she can't. Yeah. She's going to go home. She's going to go home and tell her mom and dad, Cash said I can go to L.A.
can go to L.A. So I'm gonna go. All your mom's gonna do is listen to the story. No, like this. Do I call L.A. or does L.A. call me? So you went to L.A. and you were foot-teacher. So I go to L.A.,
No. You don't want to, honestly, you don't want to go to LA. LA's gross. Yeah. It really kind of is. I don't know why we ever went there. It is just icky. Which nothing's wrong with homeless people. Yeah, homeless people like cash and pay. Yeah, you might find us on the street. Who knows? No, yeah. I wonder, but like, I've always wanted to like, meet a famous person. What's? Okay, well besides, no, okay, well, I, I, I, I,
Remember when I made the video for you? Yeah. Should we pop that up? I have it. Did we ever talk about that on a podcast? Yeah, we did. When I first met Harper, she was a fan. And now she's like, I wish I met a famous person. She's so excited. What do you say when people say that? When they're like, are you famous? I'm like, yeah. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm like, I guess I'm TikTok viral.
I always just say I'm working on it. And then I say, well, I am on famous birthdays. I was so excited when I got on famous birthdays too. You could go out to the famous birthdays office. You totally could. I did a couple times. You did? Like an interview? Yeah. Did they give you anything? Like money? No, heartbreak was just for fun. Actually...
Every time somebody asks me, they're like, are you famous? I just say, yeah, I'm Pinterest. I'm Pinterest. I just saw him working on it. I don't know. I just do TikTok. You just say, no, that girl's way cooler than me. What if somebody asked Donald Trump that? Hey, are you famous?
Well, Donald Trump was definitely famous. He was saying yes. The most famous person in the world right under Jesus. Just right under Jesus. Wait, didn't he say that? He did. He said something. He goes, everybody says, Trump, you're the most famous person in the world. And I said, I said, no, I'm the second most famous person in the world. Jesus is the most famous. Do you have any other impressions? I was actually kind of
I don't really like him. Okay, I'm not going to get into politics, but he's kind of like orange and mean. I think that's a popular opinion. Your hair's orange. Your name. Okay. Somebody else is orange and mean too, Harper. Yeah. But I mean his face is orange and his hair is blonde.
That's a really good observation. Do you think he tans? He has to. He spray tans, I think. Yeah, he gets spray tans. The other day I did see a clip on TV and I was like, whoa, that's kind of bad. Yeah, he does get orange. Wait, I want to know, do you have any other impressions? Any other impressions? Yeah, I want to hear them. Have you been wearing those the whole time? No. Besides Cartman and Trump? Do Ariana Grande. Oh, do Cartman again. Who's that? He did it.
Yo, you're kind of good. Do it, do it, do it. No, I'm not doing it. I did a Carmen impression when we were at the airport yesterday. I was riding around in a wheelchair. Actually, I did a Timmy impression. I was like, Timmy! But no, I was riding around in a wheelchair and...
Why is nobody laughing at that? I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for the joke. Because you're going to get canceled again. You said Timmy first. Timmy. Who's Timmy? Timmy? He's a South Park character. But all he says is Timmy. But anyways, I was riding around in a wheelchair and they were all yelling at me, get out of the wheelchair, get out of the wheelchair. And I was like, oh, you're so jealous because my wheelchair is so cool. You're so jealous.
I thought it was funny. It was pretty good. Yeah. Anyways, Harper, you got a topic, though? Harper does an impression, probably. Like what? You definitely have an impression. Give me one. What's someone that Harper could do? Harper as an impression? Ed Sheeran. Okay, enough with that. That's like so abstract. I know that's a joke, but I bet you could sing like an Ed Sheeran song. Sing like, babe.
What you sang earlier was pretty good, though. No, wait, like, but he sings in, like, cursive. Like, I sing in cursive? Baby, I... Yeah, no, we'll sing that song real quick. As good as you can. Like, Ed Sheeran? Yeah. The baby I've been dancing... Like, as Ed Sheeran? Yeah. No, no, as you. No, I want an Ed Sheeran impression. Okay, do it as Ed Sheeran first. Okay, that's enough.
Bro really wants to be the main character. Do your impression. Or just you sing it now. No. Yeah, do it. Harper, you're good. Just do it. You did. You're singing earlier was good. Your singing was so good, Harper. Oh, stop. We're gassing you up so hard right now, so you'll do it. Do the baby. Do it. No, that's so embarrassing for me. You already sang on the podcast before. Yeah, but that was like as a joke. Is that time accurate? It's a little off.
Yeah, okay wait, wait do it That's so embarrassing, can y'all do it first? I'm not singing No, no, none of us can sing Oh you do it first since you're such the main character You already did it That wasn't really- Okay, just go, just go No Alright Okay, okay, okay
I can't do it. I seriously can't do it. I feel like every story I tell in here was with Michael. But Michael's yet not here. But he's never been. That'll be such a dream. If we have Michael, come on. That'd be so funny. Remember when we were in L.A.?
Me and my friend Michael went to Lowe's. Yo, somebody's calling me. Should I answer? Oh my gosh, FaceTime? No. No. No. Do you know who it is? Yeah, I think it's Severin and Gavin. Oh. No, no. Yeah, no, no. No, they always ask me, can I be on the podcast?
the podcast like no i'm sorry like no me and my friend michael went to lowe's and we were like we're gonna build something great we're gonna build something great and like every man knows when you walk into lowe's you just feel like a man the testosterone or the home depot that sawdust just enters your veins yeah i do really like the smell on there it's like just testosterone in there i like the smell of my mic oh i know like when you walk into home depot oh yeah sorry when you always
Oh, when they got the glizzy stand outside? Glizzy stand? Oh, they do sometimes have the glizzy stand. Yeah, you mean the hot dog stand? Yeah. Anyways, me and Michael walked into Home Depot. The testosterone from all the sawdust was hitting us, and we were like, we're going to build something great. It's going to be fantastic. And we were like, we know what to build. An underwater house.
Oh, like all the YouTubers do? Yeah. Like Carter Share? Yeah, we were like, we're going to build an underwater house and sink it in our pool, and then we'll have an underwater house. And we spent like $500, bro. We might have got scammed. We spent like $500, and we bought all the plywood and everything, and the Home Depot employee was like, you're going to need this and this and this. And we were like, okay, yeah, yeah, this is great. And...
Then we get all the supplies, and it sits in our yard. So he's like, you want to build an underwater house? I know just what you need. Oh, yeah. I think the man has built an underwater house. Yeah, he definitely sold you some stuff you didn't need. You're talking to the man you need. And we put all the stuff in our yard, and it sits there for about like a week or two, and we didn't get around to it. Like two weeks. Like two weeks. And then this guy just takes it upon himself and uses all of our supplies to build a teeter-totter. Oh, that's right. No.
It was horrible. No, that's not what I did. It was so bad. I took your supplies. You built a teeter-totter. And it was horrible. No, that's not what happened. Isn't it called like a tic-tac-toe? That was separate. A seesaw. A seesaw. Okay, what did you build? I built a studio recording booth. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I built a booth for us to record in because our house was echoey. Oh, that's cool.
And foamed it out and had a glass window and it was pretty sick. Where is the studio booth now? It was very, very, very crappily built. No, it was good, but it was like four by eight by four, so it was massive. Like fine craftsmanship? Yeah, there was no way we could put it in the trailer to get it back here. I guess that was like how you built your kitchen table? Yeah, so he comes down after two weeks. He comes down and he goes, what is this? I built us a recording booth with the wood house.
Because it was going bad. It was going bad sitting out there in the rain. In the rain, bro. We lived in LA. There was no rain. Oh, in the rain. It's like a trip. Every day is exactly the same as the last day. Wait, talking about LA, LA sounds like so sunny and happy. Should we go? No. We should all go and record. No, I'd rather go back to Cancun.
You really go to Cancun? I don't know. Where should we go? I want to go... You know where I want to go? Where? Anyways, Cash was really mad that I used his wood to build the studio booth. He was so mad. I want to go to just a random deserted island. And like I'm talking no one there. Just your friends and you get like your food and your water for the week and you literally just chill. With no outlets to charge your phone. Or house. I think I'm going to die if I can't charge my phone. You know what's crazy? Who would do your streams? At some point people do that. Like the people...
That made everything in this world. It all started from somewhere? They all started. Like, this microphone came from Earth. Dude, thank you. Thank you. Everything came from the ground. Like, imagine you left, like, 300 people on an island and you came back 100 years later. And they built this. They built cars and Bluetooth and an airplane. Wi-Fi. Like, imagine they built an American Airlines airplane. The person that made Wi-Fi didn't have Wi-Fi to make it.
What? I don't understand how Wi-Fi works. No, like even just like this microphone. Came from the ground. I don't know how it's captured my voice right now. I came from the ground. Second. Yeah, I don't know either. Or did I? Like this came from the ground? The TV came from, like everything you see came from Earth. Even the carpet. This is crazy. I know. Even that TV right there, like. Wow. It's so. Why do you have to be like that? How does it show actual time on it? Because I've had, I've had.
What? What were you going to say, Kate? Oh, I've just heard, like, we've talked about this like 15 bajillion times before, so I like... How many five-year-olds we can take in a fight? Oh, we have talked about that a lot. Oh, quite a bit, actually. Yep, we have talked about that. I think I could take... Wait! No, where should we go? Where should our next trip be? Wait, how many five-year-olds we can take? Have y'all gone to Costa Rica? Did you guys hear Paige? She said she could take two five-year-olds. You're a liar, Coach. Two? You think you can only take two five-year-olds? Paige, I'm not going to lie. Look at me. You think I could do
I could do more than two. I think I could take an infinite amount of five-year-olds. I think there's no way five-year-olds can ever beat me, ever. I think I can take on a few. Harper, you are built like a five-year-old. It's going to be a fair fight. Yesterday at the wedding, the girl that we became best friends after she crawled under my, what's it called, my bathroom. So I arm wrestled her and I beat her. How old was she? Five. Five?
I think I could take more pages than pages could take five-year-olds. Definitely not. Whoa, that's a statement. I don't think so. She said two. Maybe. I can definitely take three pages. Nobody can take me. To you, Paige is a five-year-old. Three of me at once? I think I could beat you. Paige, I would knock you the frick out. You stand no shot.
It would take at least 10 of you. If you whacked me once, I'm done. It would take 10 of you to beat Kate. Oh my gosh. They've tried to get me and Paige to fight each other. And one time we almost did. Cause they were. You guys did fight. No. No, I just gave her the love chat. No, yeah. I said, go. Paige goes. She literally does this. With a big boxing glove on. And just goes. And hits Kate. And Kate's like. Oh.
That was the most pathetic part. No, and then five minutes later, I walk in the bathroom, she's sitting in there crying. Because it hurts. No, a guy tried to box me. Yo. Harrison. A guy tried to box you? Yeah, and he hit me straight in the diaphragm and the cheek at the exact same time. Oh my gosh. Abuse? And then he was like, don't get that on video. I was like,
Well, now you're putting it on podcast. I'd just like to let you know you should not box girls. It's not going to end well for you. It's not going to end up. I just talked about beating the heck out of Paige. And I told him, don't box me. He has me straight in the diaphragm. Did he have gloves on? Yes. Or no, no, no. The first time he did it, the second time he did. Wow. I cried both times. That's crazy. First kiss turns into...
Yeah. Being attacked. That's your first kiss? No, no, no. So he kisses you then punches you? Yeah. That doesn't sound like a very healthy thing. He kisses me, he cheats on me, then he punches me. Oh!
Well kind of how do you cheat on you like we were like really like talking talking like almost dating yeah the situation she don't buy them the girls with me so Bad he's not here to defend himself. Yeah No
cheating though do you mean like he kissed or just snapped he made out with five girls wait and he had a girlfriend at the time yes and then i didn't know who he did that he had a girlfriend so he was just like like he was like yeah i broke up with her and i was like okay like are you sure he's reminding me are you sure you don't want to break like i was
I was like, are you sure you don't want to break for a minute? Like, so you can, like, recover? And he was like, nah. And then, so the next day. Oh, you definitely should give him a recovery time. Yeah, so the next day, he makes out with two different girls in the same day. What? Next day, he smooches me. And then, like, literally, like, our lips didn't even touch almost. And then. It's a whale peck. Yeah, and then after that, he made out with two other girls after that.
Yikes. I don't think he's the one for you. And then he got back with his girlfriend and they're still good. I want to fight four girls, but the girls get tasers and I don't. I mean, like the Judy taser.
No, not shooting tasers. You just get like a handstand gun. But I mean, four girls. The three ones, y'all would kill them. It'd be like, yo, they all just... I don't hurt. Because all he has to do is just hit me one time in my arm or something and it hurts and I don't want to play anymore. I didn't end up throwing the taser at him. No, I didn't end up totally tasering his eyes out. If you ever got kidnapped, scoop the eyes out and kick him in the balls. Yeah, but I... And then bite him too. No, Matt, but on a for real note, fight... I'm talking a fight to the death.
How many pages versus me? You got your money on one of them. Who are you betting on? How many pages? 10 pages. I'm taking you. To the death? Yeah, 20 pages. Okay, 20 of me could easily beat you. No, no, I think the only way you beat me is like once I get really tired.
That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking how many before you get tired? I'm thinking around 15 to 20. No way, 20. No way. I really wish there was 20 of me right now. I'm not tapping 10 pages. Easy. I would go in the octagon so hyped up. I'd be like, let's go. Let's go. You don't think I can throw 15 punches? That's 15 punches, Paige. Anyways, new topic, guys.
All I'm here is that I'm getting beat up right now. I don't like it. No, if y'all were in the purge, what would you do? I'd go lock myself. I'd go hide under my bed. I would be best friends with kids. We got a secret hiding spot in this house. Don't nobody say it because if there's ever an intruder, I'm going to our secret spot. What secret spot?
No. The chimney? The chimney has a secret spot? I don't know what... We have a hiding spot in the chimney? Yep. Okay, I don't know what hiding spot she's talking about. Guys, show me it. I want to see. Yeah, I want to see too. I'll show you my secret. I think she's talking about in the chimney. No, I'll show you my secret spot after. How many of Harper's to beat me? How many Harper's to beat you? One. I think it's probably worse than me. What? I'm hoping. One. Harper's probably eight of them. Me, myself, and Harper.
Is he getting less Harper's? No. I'm going to be tough. I would evoke he stressed Harper more. Yeah. I feel like Paige is a very just like yell and punch and she's just like, ow. I feel like Harper's definitely the type to kick you. Harper would go crazy. She would go crazy. Yeah, I feel like
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