My Most Embarrassing Moment!
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I met up with this guy off of Facebook when I was 13 in a parking lot to buy guns from him at 13 I remember this guy's car and I like hand him his little computer and he hands me three paintball guns and I'm like going across the parking lot. At 13 years old you met up with a man in a parking lot? That's crazy. That's actually crazy because they all told me I would not fit in my suitcase and look at me fitting in the suitcase. I can't believe

That's crazy. I like my suitcase. I like my suitcase. I have to go to school now. Bro is so stuck in there. I have to go to school now. I'm not tapping. If like the house is on fire. We could do anything we want to you right now. Dude, if the house is on fire and all y'all run out, I'm cooked. Completely fried. Cooked. Literally, I guess I'd be cooked. Yeah. Wow. And also, also the worst part is that, is that the, the, I'm sorry. What? Are you okay? He's not well. It,

It's cutting the blood flow to my neck a little bit. You're just gonna pass out. Yeah, it really is hard on the neck veins. On the arteries? Just say when and we'll let you out. No, I fit fine. Hey, imagine we threw you through TSA. We're like, no, no, there's no human in here. Dude, wait, actually, that could work. You just said your backpack on top of me.

They're like, why is there cash in this bag? I'm not kidding. He's got teeth.

Yeah. Why? It's because it's pushing on my neck hard. Oh my gosh. He's going to die. His face is kind of turning red. Do you like the color of the suitcase right now? I like my suitcase. He's darker than the suitcase. When do we let him out? I don't think we do. I think I can stay here the whole episode, honestly. You think? Your voice is shaky. No way. I think you're in a lot of pain. He's just a talking head. He's literally nothing.

That's crazy. Us on our way to New York City. Harper, you should wheel him around a little. Yeah, guys, y'all gonna see. Oh my gosh. Yo, I think that's how in New York City, Harper, we should come out on stage like that. You should be wheeling me out of the suitcase. And then drop it on accident. Also, guys, if you don't know, we're doing a show in New York City. There should hopefully be some tickets left by the time this episode comes out. Because we don't sell out.

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There might not be many left at all, if any. So if you guys want to come see us in New York City, you should get your tickets. This is our second ever live show. Hey, there may be only back row tickets available, but there is some of our pre-show meet and greet tickets available. Basically, it's like 30 minutes. We shoot TikToks with you, hang out, take photos, videos, and just hang out for like 30 minutes and eat snacks. I wonder how much we eat snacks. Those are available. I ate snacks. I don't know where Matt got snacks. Oh, I had lots of snacks.

I did look over and he was eating and I don't know where he got those snacks. If I'm going to be honest. We're back, okay? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, guys, we're back. We talked about something that we couldn't talk about. What? Well, it's not that we couldn't talk about it, but we're supposed to talk about that next episode. Oh. Yeah. So come back next episode to see what was just cut. Yeah, come back next week.

Maybe next Wednesday or Saturday. Whatever comes out. Well, do you want me to wheel you around? Yeah, I'd like to see you wheel him. Yeah, guys, actually, we are going to come out in New York City like this. And it's sad to say that I like your suit. Oh, sorry. I don't know why I did that, guys. Thank you. Yeah, she was just ripping my mic. I don't even know if you can hear me. When we come out on stage like this, Harper, I think, should we be singing, New York?

Yeah, that's hilarious. That could be funny, but you know what would be funnier? Is if right now, you just took him and pushed him down the stairs. Oh, that would be funny. Let's go handheld. Dude, he just tumbled. That's what we want. I think she can move you. Guys, this poor suitcase. I think she can. Matt, get prepared. Alex, go mobile. No, no, no. Yeah, right down the stairs.

Just shoot on your iPhone if he goes down the stairs. He looks so much smaller than her. Don't push him down the stairs. No, don't take him to the stairs. Attention, renters. Do you ever get the sense that you're just caught in a cycle of rent payments, seeing your hard-earned cash just disappear? It's time to shift the narrative and start reaping some real benefits. Enter Built Rewards. Built is breaking ground as a neighborhood rewards program that hooks you up with points on your rent every month.

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You guys are really forgetting how large a cash is. This zipper is about to bust on this side. His neck is literally getting squeezed in the back. To go mobile, he would need a battery. Okay.

Look at his back like bulging out. No, just... No! Why me? No, please don't pour water on me. I'm not gonna pour water on you. Well, what do you got? I got a cup of water. I can't see. Here, let me turn you around. Do it. Do it. Do it. I have nothing. He has nothing. Hey, what do you got, man? I have nothing. Okay, bring me closer to him, Kate. What are y'all... Can you turn me around? Chase him, Kate. He's like such a lame Pokemon. You want water?

Don't even regret it. Dude give me the whole water bottle and I'll okay

When I did this with Maverick, the boys couldn't believe that I could actually like carry them around. And I was like, do you not understand how heavy our suitcases are with the amount of stuff that we pack? Can I refill this for you?

Why is he so silent? What do you mean? It's not empty. Can I refill this for you on site? Are you okay? Empty it. Yes, I'm fine. Do you want to be taken out? You most definitely can, Harper. I give you full permission. Why do you look so angry? He's like an American Girl doll. I could, like, dress him up, play with his hair. No. I just don't want anybody to be mad at me. No one would be mad. Wait, mad at you for what? Nothing. Nothing. No one would be mad at you, Harper. No one? Nobody. I would. I sure would. What do you think I'm going to do?

I don't think he's gonna do anything. Oh, when I get out of this, you better know that. I'm just gonna bantop you. No. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right

My forehead is freezing. My forehead. Wipe it off my forehead, Kate. My forehead feels frozen. Yes, honey, I got you. It feels. It's in places that water should not be. Only in a shower. Oh my goodness. Not even in a shower. Oh, that's. Wait, you should get some of. You seriously. Maverick's like hair gel and spike it out. I'm not even kidding. I have an ice cube in my butt. Like.

There's no way an ice cube went all the way down there. You are literally so vulnerable to hatching kids. I can't move. This is the most I can move. If you were to be attacked right now, what would you do? I'm attacking you. I'm attacking you. Do what you do. Hide in the suitcase. Go hide in the suitcase.

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Oh my gosh! Stretch out, stretch out. Stretch out. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I told you it looks exactly like I peed my pants. Look at his neck. I mean this is just horrible. That's pee- pants peeing right there. Oh! Okay. Okay. That's not very nice. I just bought that suitcase. It's wet everywhere. Matt you know you gotta sit in that the next episode. I know man.

No, no, no, those are my others. That's my other one, Cash. - Now you get new ones. - I don't have trauma with this suitcase. - You think Harper can fit in that one? - No. - You wanna try? - I don't think I can. - You wanna try to fit in it? - Sure. - That one's tiny. - I bet Anna could. - Oh my gosh, I'm literally gonna have to go buy new suitcases. - If I can fit in that one, you can fit in this one. - I do not, I physically don't think I can. - Cash fit in the big one though. - Yeah, but the big one is huge.

Okay, here I go. - Well, it was nice having you. - You got this. - Just like the side you're standing on is good. - Face the other way, I think. - Oh, no, face this way. - Oh. - Pull your hair in front so it doesn't get zipped up. - No way she fits in the small one, bro. If she fits in the small one, that's crazy. Hey, hey, do it like this. Put your shoulder, Harper, like down like here. - Down? - Put your shoulder down. - Like here, sit up real quick. Yeah, yeah, put like your shoulder in there. Yeah, there you go.

You can stick your head out. Yeah, your head can be out. And then... Oh my gosh! She's actually gonna fit in the small one! Her fits in a carry-on! Watch her hair, Matt. That's not a carry-on. Matt, watch her hair. Would that count as a free ticket? You know how carry-ons are free? Dude! Yo! Yeah, it was. Is your neck hurting? It's good now. It's good. Wait. Here we go. Oh, no, no! She has her makeup now! Here we go!

No way. You did my job. Hey, don't. Don't make me put you in the hole. You want to go in the shoe? No.

Guys thank you kids you see well now. We know what he saved my life. They really did That's not enough to do damage You got one of those little things too on your phone

Me and Kate got them. I'm in love. Let me guess where you got them from. Target? Yeah. I knew it. Where are you going? I saw it on your phone. Oh my gosh. My poor baby. Hey, I didn't totally ruin it. No, it's okay. I mean... Okay, maybe it's... Well, if you did, then I most certainly did.

He's breathing so hard. I don't know why y'all are looking. There's four of y'all. Y'all can talk. You're so chaotic. So much noise. You can't have a conversation when you're doing something. Why? Because you're breaking things. Yeah, yeah. That's just one. Let's talk about Wicked. I loved it. I loved Wicked. It was really good. You want to go watch it? I did. I'll go see it with you, though. Okay. I will 100% go see it again. It was so good. Or, Mav, you want to go?

Don't go to musicals. I am busy. There's one thing. I love movies, but I can't do musicals. Oh, it was so good. It's the best. What? What is that? A musical is like watching a song. It was so good. It's the best musical. It was so good. What made it good? Ariana Grande. Okay. Okay, the fact that they both just said that. And Cynthia Erivo. Yeah. No, I don't know. Ariana was just like perfect for the role. Yeah. No, I couldn't imagine anybody else. No, I know. Like her personality of like, oh my gosh. She's like, okay, I'll go. I'm so mistreated. I deserved my own room.

room. It was so perfect. Was she wicked? No, she was the good witch. The good witch? But isn't the good witch the bad witch? She was Galinda. Perhaps. Wait. You'll have to wait until part two. I'm not going to watch it. You're not getting me. On this

Let's see it. Yeah, it makes me want to go see the actual musical. They have like an actual musical with Lucy and Dallas. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. No, no, no. Some of my friends have gone to see it. Fun fact. We should go see it. Wait, it might be playing in New York when we go. We should look into that. Oh. Yeah. I watched Wicked with my mom like four years ago, but fun fact, like seven years ago, I sang a Wicked song at my recital. What song? Divine Gravity? No, not Divine Gravity. It's The Wizard and I. The Wizard and I? Yes. Divine Gravity. James, what's in me? The Wizard and I.

And one day he'll say to the Alphaba, a girl who is so superior, now shouldn't a girl who's

Have you ever seen The Wizard of Oz? See, and that's why I don't like musicals. I didn't understand one word. All those words are just too big. It's telling a story. And I'm lost. This storyline when they're like performing the song is just... I will say, there are a lot of musicals I cannot get behind, but Wicked... Like Elsa. That's not a good one. That's just a Disney princess movie. That's a Disney princess movie. And you should be 100% able to get behind Frozen. No, Elsa's a musical though. It's a musical. It is a musical?

What do you mean? Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. They do sing a lot. Yeah, they sing. I don't think it's a musical. What? A musical is like... No, no, no. A musical is like... They sing every 10 minutes. Yes, but a musical is like when real life people break out into song. I don't think so. Look it up. Nobody would... My phone's dead. I'll look it up. Definition of musical. Definition of musical. Definition of musical. Yeah.

You know, that's why I also hate musicals. They just break out in them. It's like the movie's finally getting good and then they're like, now we should sing. We should sing. I'm like, no. We can't forget the dance. Guys, during my musical, Annie Cash fell asleep. No, I'm not. That is true. Okay.

The definition of musical theater is a genre of drama in which singing and dancing play in a sense. Musical theater? Well, if you look up musical, it just says music is songs.

What? What makes a movie a musical? How about that? Dude, the word musical is just as icky, bro. I hate the word musical. Musical? What makes a movie a movie a musical? Musical-y? Okay, a movie is considered a musical-y. Did somebody say musically? No. No one said musically, okay? You gotta get past that. I can do some musically for you. Live musically. Live musically.

And a big bad wolf with a poor man, y'all. Get the money at the echo. You gotta get over that, hun. Musically died. And so did your career. A movie is considered... I haven't heard a single word in the last five minutes. What? What do you mean? Everyone is like talking over each other and it's like... Fine. Do you guys want the definition of a musical? Yes. In origin.

Okay, I'm not giving you that. A movie is considered a musical when it incorporates songs and dancing into the plot. What happened?

Who called you? Is your dog okay? Dude, I feel like Harper's like a general in the army, bro. Like, the most craziest time, just, hello? Hello. All right, I'll take care of it. All right, bye. It's considered done. Wow. Frozen is, wait. No. Why are you surprised by that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my gosh. Life makes so much more sense now. Frozen was a musical, and then Disney picked it up and turned it into an animated movie. So. So it was a musical? Yeah.

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2020 and ever since she has you don't understand i i i don't think you understand no no no no no no no no i have a question what's your opinion on the ariana grande impersonator

Oh, Paige Neiman. Oh, you know her name. I do. I do. What's your opinion? Paige Neiman. Well, maybe she shouldn't impersonate Ari. What? Whoa. I'm an Ari-kinator. Ari-kinator. Ari-kinator. Is that like the low gang, but like for Ariana Grande? No, y'all don't understand. I,

I love Ariana Grande. Ever since I listened to her music, I was in love with her. Ever since Sam and Cat, I loved her. I love her. Anybody see a phone? She genuinely makes me happy. I love her. If I ever see her in real life, I think I might pass out. What's your favorite Ariana Grande era? Black Alina. I don't think I know that one. I don't think I know that one.

Did you just make up a word? No, I'm kidding. People just say that on TikTok. But my favorite era is probably right now. Like she's so sweet. Galinda. Yeah, the era. Galinda era. Yeah. She's just so sweet. And like in every interview, she cries with Cynthia Erivo. And I just love her so much.

And if I ever see it in real life, I think I might pass out on the ground. That's crazy. You only became a fan in 2019. She was like born in 2017. Whoa. Okay. Cash has been a fan much longer than 2019. Work, work, work. That's not. Not Ariana Grande. That is Fifth Harmony. No, that's Fifth Harmony. Which she was in. No, she wasn't.

Wait, she's not? No. Ariana Grande was not in Fifth Harmony. Yes, she was. What's so funny is you're always funny without trying to be funny. That's what's funny. That's Camila Cabello. Sean Mendez's girlfriend. When did Ariana Grande leave Fifth Harmony? I'm telling y'all.

Oh, uh oh. No, I got it. Cause like in this one, there's only four of them. Yeah. Camila Cabello left. Camila Cabello? Yeah. Mayari was never in. Holy cow. Y'all are right. Yeah. Dude, then who was the girl I had a crush on? Wait, you're telling me for years, you said you had a crush on Ariana Grande and it wasn't the same chick? No, no, no.

No, I remember me and Bradley, my cousin. Bradley. Me and Bradley. When we were like 12. Me and Bradley, we basically. When we were like 12, we found Fifth Harmony. We fell in love. And we were like, oh my gosh, this is great. And me and Bradley, we were like.

Perfect. There's five of them, and there's five of us cousins. And I was like, dibs on that one. And Bradley was like, okay, I get that one. Matt gets that one. Alex gets that one. Brody gets that one. And I swore the one I had was Ariana Grande. No. Ariana Grande. I don't know if you had... Was Cardi B in there, too? No. I don't know. It was like Camila Cabello. Dude, honestly, they're all nameless. Who are these people? Who?

Camelia is like the only one I really know of. Okay, somebody name that girl for me. Who is it? I actually could only tell you Camila. Beyonce. I'm sorry. I say we make a new Fifth Harmony with Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Beyonce, and Harper's O'Rourke. No, not Beyonce. And Harper. And Harper. Guys, we could be Fifth Harmony. Do you want to try? There's five of us. We need to make it Christmas.

Except we can't harmonize. No, but you know what's actually crazy is we dropped Rock Away. Yeah. Long live. And it's at a million views. It's at over a million views now. Yes, and now we have to make a little joke song. We need to make... That was not a joke. Okay. We poured our heart and soul into that. Yes, we did. We need to make another song that Kinsey's on so we can all sing it together. Rock Away remix featuring Kinsey. I say we cover a good harmony song. Can I do the triangle? Or we make a... What are those called?

Not a spoof, but like a parody. A runoff? A parody. A loofah. Oh. A what? No, no. A loofah? I don't think it's a loofah. Satire. It's called satire. I don't think it's spoofah. A loofah is what you use in the shower. A loofah. A loofah. Dude.

Speaking of loofahs, you guys know those Christmas boxes? Listen! For kids? This was actually crazy. No. You know what I'm talking about, Harper? Those shoe boxes? The Samaritan's Purse, like, Operation Christmas. I don't care what you say. That is so thankful. Don't tell him all the great things y'all did. No, no, no. I would like to tell him. Okay. He's gonna say, like, it's no big deal. Yeah.

The Christmas boxes, you know, for Christmas, you're supposed to put toys in them and all that. And then they ship it off to the countries and then kids open it up and they're happy. Well, Kate's Children. Operation Christmas Child. Not Kate's Children. That's what it's called. That is it. Operation Christmas Child. I don't know what you were calling it. Samaritan's Purse. It's the same thing. Okay, Samaritan's Purse. Ain't nobody ever say that part.

Who says Samaritan's Purse? That's the charity that runs it. Yeah, that is the name of the company. I never heard of it, but I heard of what she said. Anyways, okay. It's Operation Christmas Tidal. You'd think you'd put, like, Munster Trucks and, like...

Elsa Barbies. I did that. Yeah. Kate decided just to fill her box up with loofahs. No, not Kate. Kate didn't put a single loofah in any box. Kinsey did. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, turn it off. You kind of caught a stray there. I just know that that six-year-old is going to be so excited when it opens its loofah. No, listen. Listen. They tell you when you pack a shoebox to pack essentials that children need. Yep.

And that's essential. A loofah is essential? I ain't used a loofah my whole life, pretty much. What? Never once have I used a loofah. And you smell. You smell. One time I used Kade's and she yelled at me not to use it. I had a loofah on a stick. That is actually false because you have a loofah in the shower right behind that door. Yeah, and I don't use it. I bought it. I thought, I should try one of these. Never tried it. It's so nice. You know the only times I've grabbed a loofah in the shower is to put the little rope thing on my finger and spin it.

Did you skateboard in there? Yeah. I do sometimes get amazed at it. I'll pull it off. I'll be like, how much water could I fill in this thing? Oh, yeah. And then you squeeze it and you're like, where is it at? Where'd it go? I actually got scared of loofahs, like using loofahs. Because of the mold. Yeah. I used to use them and then there's crazy bacteria that collects in loofahs. So I switched to a silicone loofah.

You and your bacteria, man. That was cool, Kate. That was a cool story, man. Kate became low-key a clean freak. Not a clean freak. A germaphobe. Sorry. No. Yes, you are. No. You bring a sleeping bag to a hotel to sleep in the sleeping bag. No, I bring a sleep sheet to a hotel. You're not a germaphobe. Because I know that they don't trust me. She's not a germaphobe. You don't know what she does. She's a phobagerm. Mm-hmm.

She's what? Sorry, that's so embarrassing. I don't even know what I was saying. Yeah, she sleeps in a sleeping sack. Oh, wait, no. The picture I have. Yeah, I know. I'm getting there. Oh, yeah. Get there. Yeah. We go to the hotel. She's like, oh, no. Where's my knapsack? And we're like, what's your knapsack? It's my sleep sack. Sleep sack. Whatever you want to call it.

We're like, you're at a hotel. You have blankets and sheets. Where's my sleep bag? She pulls out a basically like thin sleeping bag and she sleeps inside that in the hotel, which is like one thing. It's like, okay, you know, we can all admit hotel room sheets probably aren't the cleanest. So that's fine. But then...

She goes to take a shower and she's freaking out. She's coming in and out of the shower room. She's like, she's like walking around the hotel room. She's like, guys, has anyone seen my shower shoes? My shower shoes? Anyone seen my shower shoes? And we're like, shower shoes? First off, it's like a brand new hotel. We're like the second people to ever stay in this room. Why do you need shower shoes? And she's like, because, because the bathroom, I need shower shoes. And y'all won't believe what her shower shoes were. She couldn't find them. Everywhere she looked, the shower shoes were gone.

I can't. She had to improvise. No, no, no. Matt, you got that story so wrong. What? You got it so wrong. Matt, it's so wrong. What? The shower shoes she was looking for was that.

No. Yes. Yeah. Because remember you guys made me, because we were only going to LA for like a day. And so I couldn't pack like a carry-on bag because, you know, Cash put us on Spirit or whatever and you have to pay for a carry-on. Why did you just like throw shade at me? Like literally just threw him under the airplane. Cash put us on Spirit. Because he knows that I need to have enough room to pack my things. And he's like, well, we got to fly Spirit because it's the cheapest, but we're also not going to pay for a bag. So you better figure it out and pack in a backpack. And you figured it out. I was.

It wasn't ideal at all. I was just like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me you brought these shower shoes with you? Yes. From here? No. That's what I was trying to tell you. No. No, I did not. Remember, that's why we had to stop at the store. Let's show them. No, no, no. You can't show them yet. Finish the story. Let's not take cash as nails. Dude, I was going to clip them today. You're so insecure now. I was. No. But I couldn't find a clipper. I couldn't. Look at them. I couldn't. Yeah? Well, did I show you that my warts are gone?

It is impressive, isn't it? It is impressive, yeah. It's like, wow, we're back to normal. Nothing. That's crazy. I'm trying to get rid of these things for five years. More than that. And all of a sudden, I was about to go to North, South. I was about to go to South Korea. Your words were on your other hand. North, South, definitely South. They were cash. No.

Listen, let me finish my story. Because I got a message on Instagram. It was like this dermatology place. And they were like, hey, do you have any of these conditions? I was like, yes, I do. This is so great. And they're like, we'll fly you to South Korea and take off your warts. And I was like, this is great. But then all of a sudden, it was literally like a miracle. Oh.

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- Essentials? - No, they're obviously not essentials. - How do your nails grow that long? - Essentials are things you need. - Essentials are things you need. I clearly do not need them. - Did you, did you didn't send a, did you didn't send a nail clipper? - Yes, I did! I sent them nail clippers with their aloofa and they're so- - I need to take a picture so we can pop it up so everyone can see. - Oh my nails. - I think they can see it from way back there. - So you sent them aloofa and nail clippers? - How do you know? - Those kids must have been excited. - I gave them toys too! - Can now enjoy Cash's nails.

Okay. Anyways, are we... We gotta get back to this. We are so... I'm trying different stories right now. No, no, no. No, we're not. We're not. We're back on the... I came back from Canada. Don't open your mouth. Be quiet. No. We haven't filmed in like a month and a half. We have so much to tell y'all. Hey, guys. I want to talk about the shower shoes. The hole in our wall is way bigger, too. I want to talk about the shower shoes, please. Okay, I will get back to it. I'll go back. Please. I'll direct the conversation. Why do you want to talk about shower shoes? Because it's a funny story, man. Listen, Cash. It is, man. Cash, what did you say? Nothing.

you heard it but me and Alex except the audience heard it and if you didn't heard it you should run that back did I hear my name 10 seconds did I hear my name what I just said I said a funny joke

Must not be repeated. I'm going to shove this in your head. Repeat it. All right. Sorry. We can. Oh, freaking. I got it. We can talk about it. I got to get another one now. We can talk about the shower shoes now. I pretty much just couldn't fit my shower shoes in my backpack. This is the longest story. Because you keep interrupting me. Just talk, Kate. Okay. I couldn't fit my shower shoes. So I told Cash we have to stop at the store so I can pick something up so I can take a shower.

And I got in the shower. I'm minding my business. And Cash comes in and starts laughing. And he thinks it's the funniest thing ever. Literally every human in the world will laugh at this. It's the funniest thing ever. I mean, before I opened the shower, I hear... What? I was like, is there a VSCO girl in there? What's going on? A VSCO girl? This is what I see. Yo, that's like... Mackenzie. That's like a whole other level. I would die to see that photo if you wouldn't show it to me. Wait, Kate. So you didn't get to wash your feet then?

No, I did. Because then I take my feet out and I step on top of the plastic bag and you scrub your feet and then you put your feet back in. What? But the inside of the bag is pretty dirty. And then after she gets out of the shower, she's like, Cash, make sure to hang my shoes. Hang the bags? Gotta let them bags dry. I had to hang dry them because I had to use them the next night. Oh my goodness. What did y'all think when you walked in and saw my bags? I laughed so hard. Okay, take a shower. No, I genuinely, personally...

that could be considered a problem. Maybe become... It's not, though, because hotel showers are... You might have OCD, possibly. I'm writing that off my list of things to talk about. No, hotel showers are... I can guarantee you they don't go in after every single guest and bleach the shower like you should because people go into these hotel showers and do who knows what. Okay, stop defending yourself. You're just weird. You're just going to have to accept that fact now. Do y'all know that people pee in showers? I pee in showers. And they splash a little water on

on the pee. Okay, that's these two people right here. I peed one time in a shower. That's a lie. That was after I learned it was a thing. Listen. How do you know Maverick pees in showers? Because he openly says it. Because Kinsey was yelling at him in the hotel and was like, stop peeing in the shower. That was a joke. That was a weird phrase to hear coming from the shower. That was a joke, but. What do you mean it was a joke? You were like, just kidding, I'm not peeing. I am waiting for our marriage to get a little more stable. No. Oh my God. You can't say that. I'm sorry. Y'all shower together?

What have I missed? Okay. I didn't realize what I said could be taken totally wrong, so we probably should cut that part out. But that part was funny. I'm just confused. I just can't see y'all. Same shower. Well, you shouldn't.

Anyways, I'd like to move on now. I'm just going to let you all know that people do gross things in hotel showers and they don't pee on the floor. And you come in right after that guest and you're stepping in there. Yeah, you would hate to know that before we got married, when I went to a hotel and they had the bathtub...

Oh, did I sit in there and eat chocolate? Oh, no, you did not sit in the bathtub. Why did you not sit in the bathtub at a hotel? Oh, no, because I didn't have a bathtub. At home. At home. So when I had one in the hotel, I was lit. See, why are y'all making that reaction? Cash actually loves baths. I've caught Cash with chocolate, Epsom salt, candles, the whole nine yards in the bathtub. He does. I was really little.

What? About 15. It was like he watched some video that was like top five things millionaires do. And Cash was like, well, I want to be a millionaire. Listen. You got to act like one. Do you see the reaction you guys all just had to Cash sitting in a bathtub in the hotel? I sit in bathtubs in the hotel. Why? I'm sorry. Hey, respect. Look at you surviving. I sit in the bathtub

in the hotel, but like in my apartment in Canada, I took baths, no showers. Well, that's okay. Airbnbs are all different. I shower off after my baths. How in the world is an Airbnb different, Kate? Because if you're staying in an Airbnb, you probably have a little bit more time to go to the store and get cleaning supplies to clean it yourself. Did you bleach your bathroom? No. You're cooked. You're cooked, Harper. Kate, you'd really hate to know that before we got married, you know how I lay down in the shower? I did that in hotel showers too. I'd be full on...

Oh, I feel positioned in there all the time. Knock down, baby. Oh my gosh. Well, lucky for me, I did find some shower shoes that fold up all nice and flat, like literally like this, so I can stick them in any bag. Who makes shower shoes? Like genuinely. A genuine question. I am worried about you though, Kate.

Seems like it's starting to inconvenience your normal life. Can we talk about Mr. Beast is so cool. I was just watching yes, please him No, well my actually my uncle Jimmy Cash Yeah, sorry, I'm just like trying to interrupt you yeah, no my uncle Jimmy um He I have an uncle Jimmy

Wait, you think we have the same uncle? You might know him, actually. He goes by MrBeast on YouTube. Oh, really? Oh. Yeah. That is the same one. Really?

Y'all are related. Wow. Wait, that means we're married? No. Oh. That's not what that means. It means you're part of my blood. Come on. But you're part of my blood. You're part of my family. When you guys were out of town, my little sister has... Her best friend has these two little siblings, and they love coming to our house because, you know, it's a fun house. Every time they come, they get toys. So they came by our house, and she has an eight-year-old little brother, and he walks in, and he looks at all of our YouTube plaques, and he goes...

Mr. Beast has a diamond plaque. Not impressed at all. He looks at us and goes, Mr. Beast has a plaque. Actually, no, he started off, he goes, where's your diamond? He goes, where's the diamond one? And I was like, oh, I mean, we don't have that. He's like, Mr. Beast does. Yeah, it was humbling. Well, what plaque do you have? What color is your plaque? We got three gold ones. Do you have a gold one? Do you have a silver one? I have seven.

Yeah, seven silver ones. That's insane. Did you see the new one how it's baby? Yes, it's so sad. They shrunk it. It is tiny. Yeah, YouTube, what's up with that, man? You made your plaques baby, little baby plaques. No, they probably sent it to Kizzy because they were like, I need to black for it. I need to tiny for it. I don't appreciate that, YouTube. This is how long my hair is. Wow. Wow, anyways. I don't think that even showed up. It's so long my hair is.

Pretty crazy, right? I saw Kate's face and I think she thought it was real for a second. I was looking

watching that i was like she did that a gasp out she was like wow he has long hair okay my dad was where'd he go wait you were there you were there yesterday when my dad was making fun of me because we were driving down the road yesterday my sister and i were driving down the road and there's this little boy and he's on the side of the road with his puppy like waving at everyone with yeah okay everyone made fun of you for that well okay you were heckled at

heck wait why did you do okay you this this like 10 year old boy has like his puppy husky and he's like waving and everyone just drives by i was like wow he's so excited about his new puppy like he's showing everybody okay you should really stop telling the story wait i want to hear it you don't know where this goes i already know where it's going but go ahead tell me well i'm just telling you everyone in the room's gonna laugh at you but okay should i stop no no tell me i want to know harper don't laugh at me

I won't laugh. No, I like saw, I told my sister, I was like, oh, look, he has a puppy. And we kept driving. And probably like three or four hours later. Oh, was it not a puppy? Oh. That's so funny. No, that's not where that was going. I'm sorry. Then a couple hours later, a couple hours later, my dad and my sister and Cash, we were all driving by and I was like, look, he's still there showing off his puppy. Oh. Dude, it literally said husky puppies.

And Kate thought the homie just had a puppy and was showing everyone with a husky sign that says husky puppy. Look at my puppy. And I was like, Kate, they're for sale. And she was like, really? He's just standing on a street corner showing off his puppy for hours. To be fair, he didn't have the sign the first time I drove by. Why? I have a similar story. Me and my sister were driving down the road.

And there's this for sale sign, like, nailed onto this tree by this house. The tree was for sale? Yeah, she was like, oh, those poor people. And we're like, what do you mean? She's like, they don't have any money. And we're like, why do you think that, JC? She's like, they're having to sell their trees. Oh, really? Trees are kind of expensive.

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I'm James McComb reporting live from home in my bathrobe and slippers. Tonight, we're talking Duncan Polar Peppermint Coffee. Jean's here with the latest. Uh, Jean, do you copy? The home with Duncan is where you want to be. You know what she said? Yes. Oh, I was saying that as a complete joke before you said that. No, she really did.

- I thought that was hilarious. - That's funny. - I'm gonna pawn off your trees. - Dude, me and Cash tried to sell some things growing up. We sold everything. - I sold everything. - They were a little businessman. - I got Facebook Market when I was nine. - What? - Yup, I was listing my video games on there for five dollars a pop. - Your parents thought you had Facebook at nine? - Yeah, but they did not know I was hustling. They did not know that. - He's trying to meet up with these go-grown men. - We'd find things at our parents and literally sell them. - I'd be like, "Mommy, you need that?"

I haven't used that in years. Sure, you can have it. Put it up there. Great. If I'm going to be honest, I actually, I had like such a big habit. Just, okay. No, I'm kidding. I had such a big habit of selling things. And I would try to make money every single day in my life. Like your poop scooping business? Was it pretty hard? Yeah, it was hard. But what's it called? You had to pick up a lot of poop. I did. I did. But no, I went on Poshmark and I sold all my stuff.

and uh i got some money wow recently for a while not a while ago no cash was like trying he's like 10 trying to go meet up with strangers off of facebook yeah one time i remember when i first started my mom didn't know i was listing things on facebook market and i listed some video games for sale and this guy was like wanting them and i scared him away because every time i texted him after it's like been a minute i'd pick up my phone and text him and i'd say hey

And that's it. I'd wait for him to say hey back. Why? Great, so now I've got all these video games. And then a couple hours go by and I'd be like, hey. And he'd be like,

Hey. And then I'd be like, all right, let's talk more. You want to buy? Very weird now looking back on it. Dude, I remember doing some weird deals. There was one time I traded for this little mini computer, like those little tiny ones. And then me and you really wanted paintball guns. This guy had three paintball guns. So I met up in this gas station parking lot. And I was like 13. And I think mom or dad won a trophy or something. Yeah, one of us was there. And so I jump out the minivan. I run over to this guy's car and I'm like,

Hand him his little computer and he hands me three paintball guns and I'm going across the parking lot. Like an illegal arms deal. So when you were 13, you met up with a strange man in a parking lot? My mom and dad were there. I'm not saying it was a good idea. But at 13 years old, you met up with a man in a parking lot and like...

That's crazy. But my mom and dad were like, you're leaving that part out. You're leaving out a key part. And that they're not real guns. They were paintball guns. That's good for the intro now. People are going to see that and be like, Maverick met up with a man in a parking lot. Oh, I can get it in the intro. Yeah, I met up with this guy off of Facebook. When you were 13. When I was 13, in a parking lot.

To buy guns from him at 13. And we bought them. Paintball guns. You bought the guns? Well, I didn't buy them. I traded them for that little laptop. We were making bargains. One time, Harper, we bought a unicycle off Facebook Marketplace. This was crazy. Turns out,

Well, first off, it was a crazy good deal. When we found it, we were like, oh my goodness. A crazy good deal for a unicycle? You don't understand. They're expensive. They get expensive. And I saw what Brandon's was and I was like, that's an expensive one. 36 inch wheel. It was like a mountain bike of a unicycle. I was like, this is crazy. We went and bought it. And then we post a picture of us riding it on Instagram. Like, look at my new uni. And then we post it.

and one of our friends are like and we paid like 200 bucks for it which was a really good deal because it's like a 900 unicycle one of our friends that we met like a couple of times is more like my sister's friend an acquaintance yeah yeah you could say yeah um he comments on it and he's like where'd you get that and then i was like i bought it on facebook and then he starts texting me and he's like that's my unicycle and i was like no way and he was like oh somebody stole it from

from you? Yeah. He was like, it got stolen last week. Shut up. Oh my gosh. And he lived in Tulsa. So it's like a big city. And to be fair, my family was asking for it. He was. He threw his... He got something stuck in a tree. So he threw his unicycle in the tree trying to get it down. What? And then he got his unicycle stuck in the tree. So he went home to get a ladder. And then when he got back, his unicycle was gone. That's crazy. Also, because...

Even if I saw a unicycle on a tree, I'm assuming that's freebie at that point. Yeah, that's funny you did it to yourself. Me and you definitely would have been like, Facebook, Facebook. Let's get this thing on. Guys, there's so many stories I have to tell you. Oh, well, why haven't you said any? Start sharing. I just, I can't. I just... Well, don't say anything you're not supposed to. Well, Kate can know and Kansi can know. Okay, I won't listen. Well, I... You don't have anything to say, do you? No, I don't. I thought a musical was about to bust out, man. I...

I feel like not myself. Dude, you know what? I've been...

should we make a musical yeah oh my gosh i saw someone on tiktok that went to the movies in the morning and they took breakfast with them oh that's a good idea you should go at like a ripe like a mcdonald's pancake platter in the movies it's so sad going to the movies when the sun's up let's talk about our perfect scenery mine is sitting in a bed with like mcdonald's pancakes you know what scenery listening to lana del rey

with mountains outside. Harbour. Scenery is like when you're driving on the road and it's like, look at the scenery. Scene. Wait, the perfect scene or setting. Setting. Setting. Yes. Oh, there you go. The perfect setting is me sitting in like a cloud bed, like so comfortable with my blankets over me, my breakfast. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm just thinking of the settings here. Okay. Anyways. Funny, I get it. And then I like, I'm eating my waffles or my pancakes and

There's Nutella on them, and I'm listening to Lana Del Rey. By the way, do I sound like Lana Del Rey when I sing this? Wait, can y'all try to sound like Lana Del Rey? Wait, I want to hear you do it. Oh my goodness, that's literally Lana Del Rey. That was so good. Swinging in the backyard, pull up in your fast car, whistling my name. That's pretty close. Car sounded like it. Yeah, it was like Johnny Cash meets Lana Del Rey. No, that's pretty close. She does have a super deep talk voice. Yeah, wait, can you sing like her?

Please. Let's hear it, Kate. I can't even remember what song she sings. It's you, it's you, it's all faith. I can't sing. Actually, I was just looking at the Rockaway comments on YouTube and someone said, Kate can't sing. So...

You were trying very hard though. I know. No, I don't. I just can't sing. I think you can sing. I've heard you sing Taylor Swift. I don't know. I think we were all giving it our best in that music video. Yeah, low key. Okay, well, I want to show you this one girl. I'll send it to y'all. Y'all don't have to watch the whole thing, obviously, because it's like a minute. But there's this one girl and she sounds exactly like Lana Del Rey. Like exactly like her. And she's like this 12-year-old girl. Ready? If you play a video of you, I'm going to. No. No, just listen. Just listen. Sounds exactly like her.

Oh, I've seen her. She's so good. Wait, that kind of sounds like you. Just wait. I'll like play it. Hold on. Open up a beer and you said get over it.

See? Are we gonna get caught? There's the thing. I think you do sound... No, because it's on YouTube. You do sound like Lana Del Rey, but you just sound younger. Me? Like, she's just more adult. Swinging in the backyard, pull up in your fast car, whistling my name. Harper wins the new song coming. Open up a beer and you say, get over here. Okay, that's on me. Okay. Oh, Harper, I never showed you. What? I went to a trampoline park. Okay. And...

Look at this. What? I'm so confused what this had to do with anything. I can't just hear a grown man say, I forgot to show you. I went to the trampoline park. No, no, no. Listen. You know how I'm terrified to do a backflip? Sure. Or just go upside down. Sure? He's terrified to go backwards. He's been walking backwards. All right, let's see it. I didn't want to show you now that you were just like, sure. Just show me. But whatever, I'll show it still. Okay. Check this out.

No, wait, I got a better one. Yeah, Alex. Did Alex do a flip? Check this out ready? Boom! Parkour! Wait, wait, wait, just it gets better. Boom! Parkour! Wait, wait, it's even better. Boom! Boom! The Gator off the wall! Not the front Gator! A Gator! Wait, I wanna see it! The Gator off the wall is crazy. That's scary.

Alex, I want to see your driver's license. Why? I've heard stories. Alex, can you show your driver's license, please? That thing is wild, man. Oh, wait, no, we can't really show it. No, but you can cover the edge. Yeah, you can just show the picture on it. It's literally cut in space. Yeah, just crop it. Yeah, that's cool. Would you grab it with your toe?

- Whoa! Oh my gosh! - Let me see it. - I'm telling you man, that man should be in jail. - He's like a white Maui right now in this. - He does look like Maui. - He's like Post Malone's long lost cousin.

Like Jack Harlow's little brother. Yeah, that is insane. That's crazy. You got to bring back the flow, Alex. That's crazy. Oh my gosh, dude. He also looks like he definitely sells some CDs on the side. Dude, this is the guy we bought the paintball guns from. Let me see it.

Oh my God. That's crazy. You're just not ready for it. Wait, that wig that Cash wears, that is what it looks like. I don't know. I mean, you know you can like, you know, I don't think they let you smile, but like, you know, you can look semi-happy. You can smile in your driver's license picture. You can. I smiled a lot. Just not in your passport. No, they made me not. She was like, the lady was like, wait, you can smile? That's your passport. She was like, don't smile. I was like, but, and she was like, you're going to smile like a police officer? Okay, for us like this, it looks like a mugshot. It does look like a mugshot. What? He's slutty. Why are you slutty?

He was nervous.

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That picture, he was literally sweating. I'm sorry we just put you on blast like that, Alex. He looks like the 13-year-old that's trying to get a fake. He's like, he's about to ride. Straight after that, he just went to the trampoline park and started hitting gamers. Wait, when did you cut your hair? A fake what? He cut his hair like five years ago.

no he never cuts his hair he used to get haircuts yeah new haircut type beat no but that was not no haircut in like seven years new haircut type beat ricochet ricochet that was funny yeah what can i say i'm a comedian oh you're not all right guys our tv broke again we have another broken tv oh i couldn't tell i don't know it looks pretty good to me that picture looks pretty clear

Yeah, no. LOL Podcast logo is not available today, so... Womp womp. Well, I don't know why Cash decided that. Wait, how is it laminated like that? How did you print it like that? It's called laminate.

I don't even think it's laminated. It's shiny. Did you print that just now? I want to know something, Harper. What? When we were at the live show, there was a moment on stage that we glossed over it because we were live and it's a live podcast. We didn't get a touch on it.

You mentioned... I just want you to tell the story, like fully tell it because you said it in like two seconds at the live show and I want to hear exactly what happened. But... She's like scared. You were talking about some cheer story. What was the story about? You were cheerleading and you...

What did you say? You pooped on a girl? I don't know. Something? No, I didn't poop on a girl. I only semi-pooped on a girl. Oh my gosh. I'm kidding. I didn't. No, no. First of all, if the sentence ever starts with that, that means you pooped on him. Okay. Okay. Let me tell you. So I was... How did the day start? Do we talk about... No. Dude, why does our funny of the zookeeper when he's like, don't poop at me. That monkey? If you love her, don't poop at her. If you love her, you got to poop at her.

It works every time. It works every time. Dude, we do that accent so good. We sound just like the monkey. Dude, you could be the monkey. I could be the Zootopia character. Zootopia? The, uh... I love that movie. Let me tell you. King Mon... What's his name? That's not Zootopia. That's not Zootopia. It's Madagascar. It's Madagascar. What's it? Madagascar. King Julian. Oh, King Julian. Isn't he the monkey? The one that's like... King Julian's a little... Yeah, the lemur. Zootopia 2 comes out soon, though. Oh, anyways. Yay!

I love it. Okay, I'll talk about it. Um, so yeah, I was cheering and it was like four years ago and I I Asked people in the live audience if they ever cheer and all of them basically raised their hands cuz they're all girls to cheer Yeah, okay And then I and then I literally what are you doing? Oh, and then I said, um, and then I'm trying to think I was like, yeah, I

So I farted in my back spot's face on accident. What was that like? Were you sitting there just like, oh, excuse me? No, no, no. We were going in, baby. Or was it like grandma walking across the living room machine gun style? Like, did it just keep going? No, no, no. I was getting into the sponge. And then when I went up, it went...

And then, like, they went. It just gave you a little boost. It gave me a little boost. You were not even. She's never flown so high. You were squatted. Okay, but it didn't. Oh, no. But me and this back spot were really close. Yeah. I would imagine after that. Me and Gianna are still close. And we talk about this every day, but. Every day. Yeah, basically every day at school. And basically. I remember when you farted in my face. And basically, she got pink eye.

It happens, man. Wait, you're lying. I can end like that. But what if she did? That would be crazy. That would be like, have you seen that image? Wait, hold on. The girl pooping to the sun? Yes, the girl pooping. That has to be AI generated. Dude, I don't know if it is or not. That's not AI generated. That was from Harper's Game. I thought the girl had red hair. Yeah. Dude, I don't know. It's the girl...

They're doing the cheer stunt and it's just poop falling out. No one's seen that picture. It's so much.

Dude, this is bad. That's what I'm imagining. I'm imagining that when you're up there. That would be the end of life for me. Yeah, I don't know about that. And imagine being in a high school. She's a teenager. A high school teenager with all the people, all the students actually watching you poop. Oh, I would so drop out. You gotta change schools. Yeah. You gotta move countries. That's good. That's the type of stuff that follows you school to school. You are now at the point you have to learn a new language. That was bad.

That's like you're going to move schools down the road and no one's going to know. That girl's stomach was turning before she went up. Why does she not say anything? That is crazy. She knew that girl's hand was about to touch her butt too. She'd allowed it to happen. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah, this is it.

Let me see it. Yeah. Oh, wait. Wait, let me get a better image. Some of these edits are crazy. Look, they edited them here all holding up a Starbucks cup. Hold on. Hold on. I got to send these all. It's always hard to find. Have you guys ever pooped your pants?

I know you have. I mean, at the gym when I was squatting. This does that to you, man. Yeah. I still can't believe you did that to the girl right in her face. Yeah, it was kind of messed up. But we were close after that. And yeah, we ended up being best friends. So did you think before you went up, oh, this is about to go really bad? No, because I knew I was going to fart in a race. I didn't. Like, I could have contained it, but I wanted to. Wait, you could have contained it, but you were like, I'm going to do this to her? No, she deserves it.

I did that to Kate a lot. I can't lie. No, because it's like funny. We would all laugh and it smelled really bad. Okay, so this is just all like over her face at that moment. Let me see it.

No, because you have underwear on and bloomers. This is not real life. Dude, there's been some rumors about me and about... No, she said bloomers, whatever that is. What kind of bloomers are you? I want to hear where you're going with that. Spandex shorts. There's been some rumors about me where I almost want to go out of the country. There's a rumor where I pooped in... I hear her. Can I... She's fine. We're almost done. There's a rumor where I pooped in the hot tub. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. How did that rumor come? Because...

You know, it's pretty... Either it did or didn't happen. It's not like... That's not like something that's like hearsay. Okay, I'll tell you. Wait, is hearsay the right word for that? Yeah. Oh, really? Well, I got a spray tan and it went around the whole school that I pooped in the hot tub. Oh, I remember this. The whole school and the whole LISD. Whatever that is. Oh, the school district. Yeah, school district. All the high schools in the area. Everybody was talking about it. Everybody was like, did you know Harper's Don't wear poops in the hot tub? Dude, what? What?

I was so mad. That's like the worst at the water park. It's like at least one time. But listen, after you basically poop in the girl's face and the cheer, I mean, it's not far stretch to say one might in the hot tub. I saw... You know how like high schools have like those little barstool accounts? Oh, yes. Where they make fun of just the other schools around. And where they make fun of like the people who are relevant at the schools? Never heard of that. That's actually where I was going. Is...

So my old high school, there's a girl that I'm really close with, like family friends. I grew up with her. She's at that school now. And she's like, yeah, the Barstool page when they were playing against Harper's School posted a picture of her. And I was like, what? And I went. And my old high school was bullying Harper. What was it, Geyer? Your school sucks. Was it Pierce? JJ Pierce? I'm not saying which one. Oh, well, one of them was because I've been posting on all of them.

yeah actually i think that's the only thing those other schools have against your high school is how you go there it's me they're like who is this girl in your school and it was me on the podcast saying what the sigma i was like what are you doing what are you doing like no yours for the one that my school posted was like uh average your school student and it was it was the picture of you like oh yeah oh my gosh i would like that okay

Maybe share even. Dude, there was like some bad things on there too. I was like so embarrassed. No, people will post like actual crazy things. Like you are insane. But it doesn't hurt me. She just gets to come to the podcast and talk about it after. Yeah, yeah. Hey, but we just need to clarify. You didn't poop in the girl's face or the hot tub?

I didn't poop in the girl's face, but, and I didn't poop in the girl's face. The way you worded it in the beginning. Okay. So I didn't do that. Austin didn't do that one. One of them seemed real. I didn't do any of them. I may have farted in the girl's face, but I had self-tan and it scraped off in the hot tub. Yeah. Wait, I told you about the story when I peed in the hot tub. Did I tell you that one?

No. I don't think you should tell anybody that story. We don't want to know. Yeah, that makes me very uncomfortable. I mean, who has that one? It's a funny story. That's not one you throw out there yourself. That's one you have to let other people bring up. Oh, yeah. Be a secretive thing. I thought Huskies were not for sale.

Well, I was just wondering if anyone else would have been just as confused as I because there's no Husky for sale sign. Well, I find this story humoring because it didn't happen to me. Well, I mean, I kind of did. But me and my friend Michael and my friend Pape, we were all three sitting in a hot tub for like eight hours. Pape lives here. Yeah, he does. Where is he? He's gone right now. We were all sitting in a hot tub from like the hours of like 7 p.m. to like 5 a.m. Yes.

Yes. I hate when Harper acts so uninterested in myself. I just want to say it. Okay, then don't. We don't want to hear it. I think we've heard the story before. I think we have. Cool. No, you can finish. Everyone wanted to hear it. Hey, these people may not have heard it, so just say it quickly. But hurry, because we don't have much time. My Chipotle's coming. It's not funny. All right, guys, well, make sure to get your New York tickets, I guess.

We'll see you next time. Wait, can we have ten more seconds? Just ten more. No. We got a timer on the TV. End it now. No, no. Five more. Two, one. Happy New Year. Okay, bye.