Never Have I Ever Exposes Maverick!
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Find the detail that moves you with immersive dining experiences from Sapphire Reserve. Chase, make more of what's yours. Learn more at chase.com slash sapphirereserve. Cards issued by JPMorgan Chase Bank and a member of FDIC. Subject to credit approval. Stop. Literally stop. I need a second after that. You need a second? My life is over. She met Maddox Batson. She went and she was in his music video and she can't bring herself to say it. I can't be nonchalant about it anymore. I'm in love. No!

You look so different. Are we rolling? Guys, look at her hair. Everybody look at Kate. Cash is in the bathroom. She looks weird, but it looks good. I think you look great. It looks good. It's a more mature look. You look like you're growing up. Weird. No, I wouldn't say. That's my walkout song. No, that's the song he sings when he just took forever to get ready, so we started without him. Yeah. If you take too long in the

Hey, did you know your wife dyed her hair? Yeah, I saw that. Look at my hair. Nice hair dye. She's slowly turning her hair brown. I am. That was nice of you to let her do that. That was nice. I thought so. Yeah. Well, I hope you know that. Listen to all the girls listening to this podcast. If your guy says he'll let you do something, you should just walk away. Just walk away. What? That's not true. Kate lets me use certain towels. Yeah. That's different. Girls can let guys do things. What?

We're not going to let y'all speak. Mute them. Take away the mic. If you're with a guy who is like, no, you can't dye your hair that color. But what if a girl's out there or a guy out there is with a girl that's like,

Tells him he can't get a certain haircut. Like he can't buzz his hair. I would say that's bad for the guy. What are you talking about? Hair grows back. You told me I can't buzz my hair. Yeah. That's what I was about to say. You could if you wanted to. I'm just not... I'm going to tell you that it's... Before you do it, that it's not going to be my favorite look. You want me to buzz my hair? Why do you want me to buzz my hair? Cash, go ahead and tell her that's not your favorite look. What? That's not your favorite look, is it? What is? Her hair. No, I like that. That's a good answer. Yeah. What happened to your hands? Wait.

Oh, the color or the skin? We'll start with the color. I got in a rainbow mix match today. What? What is that? Like some tag team wrestling match with markers? What does that mean, Harper? Please elaborate. No, I was coloring. Oh. Did you just almost like throw up on couch? Shh.

Hey, you're not score at all, okay? I don't feel good. I had a snow cone. Oh, no. Are you going to pass out? Oh, is that the color mix match? Harper, don't pass. I had a snow cone. I had a snow cone today. I had a snow cone today. Do that to me after I eat all garden. What? Anyways, I had...

This is literally what Cap looks like after a whole car. Like, dude, all the soup is just sloshing around in me and it's just like, ooh, ooh, ooh. I don't know if I can drive home. Dude, my friend said that... Oh, that's nice. So what's the color mix mask thing? What?

Okay. That might have been the craziest thing you've ever said on this podcast that we're gonna have to cut. Like, that was top tier. Yeah. You know, now everybody's mad because you made everyone mad because everybody's like, why'd y'all bleep it again? That was crazy. That was great. I don't think anyone... What? And also, your friend needs help. Your friend needs help. Bring your friend to church. Okay?

Tell me about your snow cone color rainbow fight thing that you had. Oh my goodness. Oh my.

My stomach hurts. Y'all are just gonna all act like that never happened, too. I saw each of you just, like, trying to... The wheels turning, like, what do we do? Can we leave that in? No. No. Unfortunately not. Okay, well... But you can please tell us about why your rainbow fight went. Well, it would be a pleasure to. Go on. What's going on? I'm gonna throw up in my lava right now. I'm gonna throw up in my lava right now.

Go on. You need to grow up. That's what you need to do. I am only 15.

Act like you're 15. Okay, well, my friend, I mean, I had a snow cone today and it was like 20 minutes before this and I literally like, I gotta understand. Was it Bahama Bucks? Mm-hmm. And I think I just swallowed my skin. Oh, okay. Oh, like that happens. Wait, so the color is from Bahama Bucks? No, the color is from my chemistry class. That's what we were asking about. Oh, yeah, well. Oh my gosh. Plus,

Pleasurely, the skin of my color, or the color of my skin is literally like... I felt like... It was almost like a pleasure to draw it on. I don't know. It was really cool. Okay, Harper. In case for those of you who don't know... Did we get one complete sentence out of that? That was crazy. Harper, you know those videos where they're like...

me this is how like english sounds to people that don't speak english and it's like yeah that's what i do when i'm on the house and come on in i do tv and it's like that's what that's what you sound like you guys like everyone's i'm like i know that word and i don't know the next one no it's because she's spinning 10 minutes trying to figure out how to use one word she's very distracted right now no yesterday we were doing club

You know, no, you're, you're no more talking for at least 30 seconds. And I was like, I had a good idea. And, and I was like, is that even English? And I thought I was, y'all did have a non-English moment. And I thought that I was so cool talking like that. And no, it wasn't that part. It was where I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, I actually thought I was saying something. And I thought I said it so fast. I thought somebody else talks now. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, I have a question. Anyone else? I have a question. Parker, my question's for you. Oh, great. That's awesome. Here goes the next... Wait, how long have we been recording? Even your mom was saying, don't let her talk. She was like, no more talking. We've been shooting like five minutes. All right, well, this question's going to take the whole rest of the episode. No, um...

It's August. Salt air and the rush. Anyways, so it's August. You know, I actually take it back. Every time somebody comments brain rot, I 100% agree with them. Brain rot! Like, just know that I'm sitting right here on my squirtle agreeing with you. Brain rot.

um you had your first week at school so how's it been so far i hate i hate it yeah so tell us how you actually feel because when we asked you about school you say you hate it but then like i know you low-key enjoy it sometimes sometimes i freak i think i'm gonna throw up what if i throw up on the podcast that'd be great should we get you a bucket it's that hand us a bucket

No. Oh, yeah, we do need a bucket. We have throw-out buckets. I threw up on the podcast one time and nobody gave me a bucket. We're prepared for this. Where was my bucket? Oh, bucket! Well, after you, we decided we needed throw-out buckets. So we have multiple. Okay, we need another bucket. Someone threw up in that cash. Give us another bucket, Alex. Do I sound weird in here to you guys? Yeah, a little bit. Did you just notice all the crust that fell out on your head? What? Oh, it was dandruff. Guys, we should act like Disney characters. Here we go. So now we don't have to see you throw up. No, the only thing that's fell out, the only thing...

I planted an idea

Sit down young man. Are you okay? Well Maverick's got such a good life right now. All the bad things he wants to do to Cash but he can't because Cash will get him back. All he needs to do is tell Harper to do it and Harper will do it. Everybody was like why did you chunk Harper that one time? That's why.

I'm thinking I'm going to chunk you farther next time. I say you hit her with the camera next time. Just ride to the camera. I think that actually hurt him, guys. There's a red mark. This is like I'm wearing a hat, be for real. It kind of looks like you're in the blow dryer machine at the salon. Dude, I hate that thing. It's like weirdly hot. Yeah. No, but what's it called? I was doing... I'm so excited to go to school because... I said I'm so excited to go to school because...

I said I'm so excited to go to school. That's like hitting the mute button. It is. Okay, okay, no more of this. I said I was going, happy to go to school because me and my friends are doing this really fun thing, funny thing where it's like, where it's like you say Disney character things. Uh-huh. It's so funny. It's like, it's like, do you want to do it, guys? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'd love to play along.

Is it snowing? Nah, that's just my dandruff. Ew! I totally told you to go to the hair salon and get that fixed. No, wait, pause! Time out! Look at my dandruff. It does look like snow. Watch it. What? He's like a dog. I don't see anything.

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Visit BetterHelp.com to learn more. That's BetterHelp.com. Oh, my gosh. Oh, there it comes. That is disgusting. I don't think they can see that on camera. Do you guys see all that? Let it snow. Let it snow. Oh, wow. You are letting it snow. Don't hold it back anymore. That's okay. There's like hairs coming out from his bleached dyed hair. Get a load of this.

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to take it here anymore. I don't like the buckets. I guess. You know, you guys look like nutcrackers. Nutcrackers? What? From The Nightmare Before Christmas. Have you ever seen The Nightmare Before Christmas? I actually think I heard Cash, and I think he's actually already got some zombies. He is. He's like low-key crying, but like he's not letting you know. I know. I know. I can see that. You look like the lamps that Mav and I just bought. Pfft.

Wait, I have a question. I feel, Loki, I could, ayo. I could be the lamp off of, off of Toy Story. Pixar. Pixar. Ayo. Do it, do it. I'm the lamp off. I'm the lamp off of Toy Story. Pixar. It's not Toy Story. Ready? Wait. I need something to crush. Maverick. No. Let's try something else. What are you going to destroy this for? All right.

Oh, no. Oh, no. This is gonna... Rolled ankle, for sure. No, no. He has strong ankles. No, he doesn't. Yeah, they're very weak. Gosh, I was gonna... Anybody got a duct tape? No, but... I'll be back. Okay, you have fun. Okay, well, while he wastes our time... Uh... Anyways. I have some stuff I'd like to talk about. Sure, go ahead. Harper? Yeah? You went on a trip recently. We haven't really got to talk about it. What trip?

There was a trip you went on to Nashville. Oh. Nashville, Tennessee. Wait, these are going to get a bunch of clips and I need to look good. You look so good. Thanks. For those of you who don't know. Who did you guys see in Nashville? I saw Doggy. Wait, fix your hair before you start talking. Oh my goodness. So that you look good in the clips, you know? Yeah, I got to make sure. Harper's very terrified that if these clips go viral, she doesn't look good. Everybody's like, what is she about to say?

For those, like literally yesterday. - He's saying baby hairs are not okay. - No, you look good. Yesterday, Harper came ready to shoot. Is that too loud? - No. - Can you at least put your mic away so you don't smack? - Hey, can you put your mic away so I don't have to hear you? - Do you guys see how he treats me? I'm trying to make sure that our content is good for you as an audience. - Yes, so am I. - And he's just mean to me. - I'm trying to do the same, sweetheart. - Ow, it actually does hurt. - Mm, hey.

Wait a second. You sound hollow. I am hollow. Herbert, tell us about your trip. Wait. Oh my gosh. Oh, um, my trip, I... This episode feels like literal brain rot so far. I met... Who'd you meet? Just say it. She met Santa Claus. Oh, no. I don't believe in Santa Claus anymore. I believe in Mrs. Claus. Oh. I think I have a booger. Yes. Club video. She literally became Mrs. Claus. Fine, guys. I'll literally tell y'all. I'll literally tell y'all who I met.

Oh, after we do this, because Cash ruined everything. He's back. Oh my gosh. Don't laugh at him. Don't give him the satisfaction. Cash, look at him. Look, your side profile. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is look at us. I can't. No, look at us. No, completely, completely. Okay, and now turn. No, I can't.

You do it. You do it. No, I can't. Nothing. Cash, give the camera a good close-up of your side profile. Harper keeps telling me to hurt you, and I'm not doing it for the first time, so I hope you're enjoying that. Yeah. It's like crush. What if I punched it? No, don't. I won't. No, it's very tightly on my head. We have to get back on track here. Harper had a very interesting trip in Nashville, and you need to talk about it. Yeah. Okay, fine. I meant...

met zach bryan no another country artist for the first time ever yeah for the first time ever folks um harper met in one no a d i don't know how you spell the rest of his name d-o-x i-x i-x she would know okay i'm getting used to not i-x wait tell us who you

it so awkward? Kate, you know who he met. Well, the audience doesn't know. She met Maddox. She met Maddox Batson. She went and she was in his music video and she can't bring herself to say it because I don't know why. I'm being nonchalant about it this time. Oh, she's chill. Yeah. I...

She's like not y'all. It was like whatever, honestly. It was fine. She didn't talk about it all day yesterday. It's like not a big deal at all. Oh my gosh. You are literally just outing her right now. You need to chill. No, she's outing herself. No. Oh. Harper like gets so chill about it. Like she didn't even tell us about it until she got here today. Me and Harper just chill like that. But no. Well, tell us how it went. It was fun. I mean, it was chill. You're welcome. Harper, was he nice? Was he super sweet? He was so nice.

I can't be nonchalant about it anymore. I'm in love. I knew it was coming. I knew she would say that. You just don't know how to play it cool, do you, Harlan? Playing it cool is not in your book. Guys, he is so... He got mad at me because he was eating fruit snacks and I told him to stop. Yeah, mute his mic, please. I'm in love. You brought a literal drum set to the studio. A literal drum set. That was one time.

Wait, I want to hear about it. What did y'all do? When you first got off the plane. All the details. I had this... I'm like, um, yeah, I'm like... No, no, no. Stop cutting her off. Fine. Now I'm skipping to the good part. I'm getting all the ums and likes out of it. What's it called? Like, we literally, like, went to... I got off the plane in Nashville, and...

and i got there i was really freaking out i was so scared i my mom even knows i was like i was like mom i was like i was like about to poop my pants i was so scared but i didn't eat anything that day because i was so nervous so i didn't have pooping around my system oh that's good i'm glad so basically basically i got there and i walked upstairs she's like hey and then and then he gave me a hug but our cheeks were the same way in the hug and i was like crap crap i

Like those caught like those girls at all like in the pictures and they pose like this yeah, but our cheeks like I was like

in the other way and he was going the other way but then we looked the same way so you like touched cheeks yeah we touched cheeks and I think my makeup got on him or something because he looked a little bronzed on one side of his face oh no that's how much bronzer you were wearing yeah I was packed with it on no you packed that bronzer in and

Were you doing your makeup on the plane? Yeah, I had to. And then I got there and the stylist was there. Me and the stylist are best friends. She called me her best friend. What's her name? That's embarrassing. I have her Instagram. Mom, weren't we best friends? She would call me her best friend. I only say this because... Actually, I'll say it in a minute. You go ahead. Okay, well, stop cutting me off. You tell them.

Tell him. Keep going. Snap back. I just cut you off. What are you going to do about that? Keep going. Cut. Harper, just ignore him. I don't care. Ignore the haters, dog. Ignore the haters, dog. Be chill about it. Be nonchalant about it. That's what I'm saying, bro. All right, well, what's it called? He was...

Then we went to lunch and it was like, he was like the nicest person ever. I sat alone and I didn't eat anything at lunch because I don't really like the food that was there. And, um. Did you tell him that? Did you tell him his music video had bad food? No. No.

And then he was like, yeah, I'm just eating some of it because they're telling me to. So, yeah, don't worry. I'm on the same boat as you. And he sat down next to me. And everybody was sitting around. And I was, like, sitting at my own table. My mom was going to get my phone. I sat down. I was just looking around on my phone. I was like, oh, hi. And he sat down. And then he was like, he talked about that whole food stuff. And then I got up and I was like, hey, we need to make some TikToks. And he made a lot. I made one TikTok.

He made 17. Like... I told you. I sent you, like, five. I know. I was too scared. Tell him to cough him up. Give him half to you. Yeah, I know. If he doesn't post all the money, I'm gonna be like, hey, can you send me the rest? But, um... Is that weird to ask? Uh... For somebody else's TikToks? I mean, it's kind of strange. Well, they were...

Well, they were both in him. Give me your TikToks. No, like, the TikToks we made together. Like, hey, whatever you don't post, can you send it to me? I mean, I don't know if I'd ask that. No, I say try. He's preying on your downfall. Who is? Mev. Oh. He's wearing a trash can on his head. I don't think there's much downfall to go. But what's it called? Yeah, then I got up to open the door, and he's like, let me...

He opened the door for me. I was like, a gentleman, a southern gentleman. Yeah, I was like, I was like, you like it that he thought you were too weak to open the door? That's crazy. I was like, I was like, yeah, go ahead. And then we walked outside. We did a TikTok and my mom was like, he's as cute as a button. And I was like, mom, that scene weirds me out, man. I've never seen a button I thought was cute. My mom was like, he's cute.

Every time somebody says that, I just imagine, you know, that doll with the button eyes. Coraline. Terrifying. Yeah. Not cute. I think my mom liked him more than I did. No, I think your mom just liked that you got to do a music video with him because she knows that you like him a lot. Oh. Okay, well. Well. Wait. Cash, are you tracking? I've been lost. I'm confused, too. Let me...

You're trying to make it all funny with a trash can on your head, but it's not. No. Someone took all my hats. Well, oh wait, yeah, he's not wearing a hat today. Bye, mom. Well, what's it called? Anyways, it was so much fun. It was like crazy. I was like, oh my gosh. And then at the end of the night, let me wait for my mom to get out.

What? Her mom's walking out and says to Harper. Well, your mom's coming back now. Wherever she was going, she's no longer going. Her mom said, be good. And she starts walking downstairs. Please go. And Harper said, let me wait for my mom to get out. All right, fine. My mom looks through my Instagram DMs. Oh, yeah?

I'm like girl Honestly yes, no you wouldn't know you're definitely straight to every guy that DMs you it's okay You'll never know what it's like when your mom looks through your Facebook Messenger That's a low yeah that happened to me. I had a Samsung okay. Well anyways it was so much fun and by the

I was like, oh my gosh. Mom, I don't like him. I don't like him, Mom. She's like, he's that cute little boy. The side eye is insane. Yeah, and then... And the voice you do for your mom is very odd. Oh! Please stop that noise. But by the end of the night, I was like, I don't like him, Mom. But...

And then for some reason, he's going to hear this anyway. You just lost his eye. It's just the way you jump around. It's like, you keep skipping the song. The girls are tracking, so you need to keep going. I know. We get through one verse of a song, and you're just like, skip. Skip. Skip. So at the end of the night, I'm still thinking you're getting off the plane. And you're up here. It's already over.

No, but I literally like by the end of the night, I was like, hmm, maybe I should say bye. So he said, he said, bye. I said, bye. And then, wow, that was really good. And then he gave me a hug and I was, and I went like, was it cheeky again? And I,

You gave him a cheeky hug twice? Two times. Did you give the other side so the bronzer matched? You gotta even him out? I'm kidding. This time was a cheeky smile. A cheeky smile? You mean a cheeky... Yo, bro, somebody... Did you eat sugar today? She did. She said she had a snow cone. I knew it. Yeah, that snow cone. Matt, what are you doing? Ellie's talking to the mic. Guys, I'm obsessed with him.

the rappers. Matt, don't eat the cake pop, bro. But they were brought to the podcast. He was so mean to me when I told him not to eat fruit snacks. Dude, I can tell today's gonna end bad, man. This podcast is gonna end somebody upset. But guys, I was literally like, I think I'm like, I think we're married, but he doesn't know yet.

What the frick did that mean, Cash? Oh, wait. So you would get married? I thought you never wanted to get married. Well, he's the only person I'm fine with getting married to because he's so nice. Like, I genuinely... He's so nice. And he's... You're talking about Maddox? Mm-hmm. Okay. No, I'm talking about Cash. Okay.

Wow, that was like the closest thing to a compliment I'll ever give to Marv. You want to see what she's laughing at? Oh, I get it because Cash is clearly none of those things. Oh, that's funny. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know what? You're just a stinky little insect. You know what? What? Ow! That really hurt. Bro, you're on fire today. Can y'all edit that where I capture her?

No. People are going to edit it where it bounces off of you and captures you instead. No, man. Edit it where Harper just goes zoop into the Pokeball. No, you're going to edit it. And once you're in my Pokeball, I'm just going to set you right here and you're never going to escape. Oh, all right. Well, I can always find a way to escape. I have spidey powers. Yeah. Okay, anyways. Well, Max will always come to save me. Yeah.

Yeah. Mommy's making out with a cake right now. What? He's so desperate he's making out with a cake. I'm not desperate. And he smacks me. I told you he smacks.

Actually, last night, I specifically, when Mom and Kinsey were walking in the house, I said, I'm just going to go to my room now because I can't, if Maverick smacks, it's actually going to make me upset. So I said, just go sit in my room instead. I appreciated that. Because without you talking, I was actually able to finish my food. I didn't throw up hearing your voice.

y'all are so mean to each other I told y'all this episode's gonna end that was not me being mean that was me genuinely saying like he smacks and I can't handle it oh my goodness this episode's not gonna end good I'm telling y'all but yeah that was me and Maddox's whole thing in case y'all were wondering well I'm still I'm still wondering because I didn't track that story whatsoever let me break it down for you she had

up the plane at nashville goes to see maddox but on the way there she's like freaking out like pooping her pants she was terrified and then she gets there and she sees maddox and she gives him a nice little cheeky hug because they went to the same side films the music video works a little bit lunchtime comes around she's still too nervous to eat and she doesn't like the food so maddox comes over and sits down and says i don't really care for the food either but my team is making me eat so i'm eating right now but i agree with you let's make some tick tocks okay they go and make tick tocks film the music video meet all the fans great time harper

gives him a non-cheeky hug at the end of the night and then she hops back on the plane and comes back home to Dallas exactly it is official exactly females actually do speak a different language wow that is incredible because literally all I got from that was like um Maddox that's about it that's about it like um Maddox like um Maddox

That's literally it. But guys, you just needed her translator. I don't think I was... No, I'm still confused by what you said. Also, I would just like to say I was right. It took 20 minutes for her to answer that.

Don't think I'm a creep in being like... No, don't think I'm a weirdo being like that. Oh, because you're older than Maddox? Yes. Oh my goodness, you are weird. Yeah. Kenzie's older than you. Is that weird? And she's weird, isn't she? No. No, she's not. But what's it called? I literally like... I don't think I'm a weirdo. Can you please clip this? Michael, whatever your name is, clip this. Oh, no.

Michael, make this a clip for her. Harper is weird. Here's why. Explain yourself. Explain why you're weird. Go ahead. No, no. Michael, I should make this a clip. She likes younger men. Go ahead. No. Yes, you do. I sometimes just...

say over exaggerate things so people will be like oh my god she likes Maddox I think he's a really nice guy but once he I see him in person again I'll make my final decision oh you're gonna see him in person again when in September when he comes to the podcast yeah is he coming in September do you know that is he coming in September why is everybody looking at me I don't know okay me no

Yes, he is. He's coming. Well, he might come on eventually, but I don't think anybody... Once he comes on eventually, I am making up my mind either way. On the podcast? On the podcast. You're going to decide to marry him on the pod? Oh, my gosh. That's such a good pod episode. We just sit you all down and let you go through pre-couples counseling, and then at the end of the episode, you guys can say swipe left or right on each other. But be real. If you had the option for either Maddox to come on the podcast or Mac from Mr. Beast, who are you choosing? Or...

Jeff from Survivor. Or who? Jeff from Survivor. Oh, not. Pop up all three of these people so y'all can see who they are. They're all completely different. Maddox. Matt. Matt.

in chat you got like every genre no every what's that called genre every generation you got every generation every decade maddox is young and he's inexperienced honestly he's inexperienced he actually said that he's had five girlfriends and i was like what he was like do you have game i stand corrected do you have game do you have wait he asked me that what did you say i got monopoly when we were sitting next to the

fired bit he's like do you have game at school and I was like uh he's like like do you get play and I was like oh my goodness what are you saying his gentleman score just went down these are some things that he may not want us to say no it was cute I found it attractive

Maddox, you might talk to dudes like that, but don't talk to a girl like that. Maddox is really nice. A little too young. Nine months off the cut line. In the same height. What?

Okay, but he's young. He's gonna grow. He literally is gonna hit his growth spurt in the next, like, year and a half. But Mac, I don't think Mac's overage yet. He's a man. I don't think Mac's overage yet. Mac is older than me. I don't care. Mac is, like, 25. I really don't care. Mac is one of the finest guys I've ever seen. But you realize, like, if you were to ever date a guy as old as Mac, like, when he's, like, 60...

You're going to be like 20. Mac will still look as good as he does right now. He's so cute. Mac, how old is he? Like 25? He's like my age. Yeah. Mac? So he's a decade older than you. Think about that. Yeah. Mac's the cutest 25-year-old I've ever seen. What's the oldest? Have you seen another 25-year-old? Like Annie? I mean...

No, not really. But Mac is kind of the only person I'm looking out for. And Jeff is just... Jeff, he's 50-something. Too old. I thought you loved Jeff. I do. You said he was your celebrity crush. I did. Until I met Mac. You guys would date a person. Oldest you date a girl and oldest you date a guy.

well i have a fiance so i won't answer that question oh oh but i will say that was one of the best cake pops i ever ate my entire life that thing was really good what i bet it was so good would you date like a 30 year old uh a 30 year old yeah she got money that's about listen listen everybody listen i'll tell you matt's answer to that yeah he's acting like he's so much greater than all of us but he would answer that off the pod what do you mean so what do you say

Oh, we've already had this conversation before we started dating. Oh, no, what did I say? Exactly. He's like, no, no, I wouldn't do that. We're like, why? He's like, she's going to want to have kids. Wait, he wouldn't do what? Date a 30-year-old. Oh, yeah, she would want kids right away. So what's the oldest you'd date, Nav? Hmm? Oldest I'd date? 24. 24. That's the oldest I would date. Okay, Kinsey, what's the oldest you'd date? Not 23, that's for sure. What? What?

Kate, what the? What? Oh my goodness. I feel like shots are being fired. I'm confused. Good, because I've been confused this whole time. You're 26, so I'm sure she would still date you. What do you mean? I have extra life left? What's the problem? Actually, men die before women statistically, so I did good for myself by finding somebody younger. So what's the oldest you date, Kenzie? 23?

Oh, she like him young. That's crazy. That's the oldest she dated? A big old bobcat. No. I got my damn big old bobcat. What's the oldest you date? That was funny, Harper. Thanks. What'd you say? I said, what's the oldest you date? I told you. This podcast is completely off the rails.

and I don't like it. I've been confused the entire time. Like, I'm talking so genuinely. I want to type brain rot myself. Like, I'm going to title it brain rot. Okay, okay. What is the thumbnail for this podcast? Thank you. Okay, brain rot. Where is she going? She's about to rot some more brains. That's what we're doing today. Oh my goodness, her head's too big. I can't, this episode. Wait, no way your head is bigger than Cash's. No, she just has the hoodie on.

Okay, you can sit down now. Ow, my nose. No. Good one. He just hit himself in the head. It was a good try, though. Can we have one conversation with that? We were in the middle.

We were in the middle of a conversation about the oldest we would date. That's what I'm saying! We were always in the middle of it! And then you interrupted it. Yeah, and then you keep talking about how you can't keep up, and that's not our fault. When four out of the five people here can keep up, but you can't. We can't stop the podcast. Never have I ever stopped the pod because I couldn't keep up. Pikachu, I choose you! Do you regret choosing that one? That joke really hits. Do you regret choosing that one? Yeah.

No. What's the... Okay. No. You know what? Fine. We're going to go in a circle. Everyone say the honest truth what the oldest they would date is. And just say it quick. Girls need to do the youngest because that's like for girls they go younger. Guys would go older. That's the oldest you would date. What? You mean... What are you... Are you like literally... Did you like wake up and lick lead paint today? Guys... Guys would date younger. You mean eat? Guys would date younger. No, no. Both. Both. Like why don't we...

The oldest a guy would date because guys like to date younger girls and girls like to date older guys. No, so you should do the youngest a guy would date and the oldest a girl would date. Am I wrong or am I right? Okay, I'll go first. Just say both. A year younger, 10 years older. Oh. Okay, Kate. But if he was two years younger, would you have dated him?

yes you would have okay now now kidsy okay kidsy now say the younger and older but he has a lot a lot a lot of money it's the same wow morals i like it first time we've seen those on the other hand um youngest is gosh i feel like i'm okay youngest i'm gonna say 20

How old are you? 20? I'm 20. Just because like... Wow, Kizzy, she said you're weird for dating Mav. No, no, no. I'm saying like Mav is 23 and he's more mature. Like if I were to date a 19 year old right now, odds are he's not that mentally mature. Yeah. That was so sweet. That's the first compliment I think you've ever given me. Okay. I'm mature. Moving on. So anyways, not 19 because 20 is kind of pushing it. I feel like 20 year olds are like on edge. 20, oldest probably like...

35. What? 15? Yo, hide your grandpas. Goodness. I would definitely, I don't know. And your dad. And your brother. I would go on a date with a 35-year-old. That's like your dad's age. My dad is 56. Okay, well, it's close. Okay, how about this? It's probably closer to your dad's age than you. No, that's 15...

That was closer to my age. It's a decade and a half. That means you would date someone that when you were 15, so when they were Harper's age, they weren't born. What? You weren't born. Oh. I have

Friend who has parents that are 20 years apart. Yeah, and they're happily in them. Yeah, that's never have I ever dated a girl 20 years apart Never would I? I would date a girl Like 11 months older

Yeah. Now, what's your youngest and what's your oldest? It's really got to be in that 11th month range. You can see the middle bone in my nose. Your nose is turning blue. I don't like it. It is. That was weird. What? What?

It was like blue. It was the lighting, maybe. Well, the youngest I would date is 14. That's good. The oldest I would date is how Mac is 25. All right, Matt, what's the youngest you'd date? Oh, about 11 months older than me. The youngest, my guy. Good answer. Yeah, that'd be the youngest. What? Younger than you? They'd have to be about 11 months older. So the youngest and oldest you'll date is 11 months older than you. It's gotta be in that range, yeah. Another 30-day period. Wait, Kenzie, how much older are you than Maverick?

11 months. Oh, that's, yeah, that's off the convenience. I don't know how you found that math. Worked out perfect, honestly. That's wild. Wait, did it actually turn blue? Yes. It's not anymore. Cash, what's your oldest and youngest? My youngest would be, I don't know, maybe five years younger and five years, no, older would be like. And so, well, you're 21 right now, so five years younger is no doubt. It's illegal.

Oh. Oh, wait, hold on. 18, 19, 20, 21. Oh, Cash was trying to date a minor. No. Yeah. Four years younger.

i don't if it was older it definitely gonna get canceled for saying that because apparently 18 year olds are not legal adults what people don't like when you say you would date an 18 year old because they were just maybe if you're 32 i'm 21 i would date i would date 18 so four years younger and i would date i don't think i could date a digit older like it would have to be within like

maybe a month or two or two so if i was 22 you couldn't date me probably you'd probably be out of the question honestly no no no no you have a bias i'm pretty sure that i've heard stories what older women significantly older significantly like children like kids like children oh uh-huh

I can't get over how good your hair looks. Yeah, change the subject. That's great. Thank you. Anyways, what I was saying is, never have I ever... Hey! Speaking of that, that's the game we're playing. Oh, wow, man. That was great. Who would like to go first? Okay, if we're playing, though, ten fingers or five? Five. Ten. Five? Who does five? Five would be fast. Ten would take the entire day. If you put five fingers down, then you're out. All right, five. Five-finger game. Here we go. Who wants to start first? I'll start first.

My phone says... I feel like I'm on a KFC commercial right now. I was about to say that. I'm about to lick my fingers. Why KFC? Finger licking good. Plug me in right there. Finger licking good. This cord. Finger licking good. Plug that cord in. KFC. Okay, I'll go first. Just plug it in. All right. Go first, Mav. Mav, go first. Never have I ever been in love. No. Wait, so if I have, I put a finger down? This game always confuses me. Yes. Harper, are you playing? I've never been in love. Mav. What? What?

I said never have I ever been in love. So I'm leaving a finger up.

This game is confusing me. Why would I say something to put my own finger down? I'll break your finger off. Put your finger down. You put a finger down if you've been in love. No, time out. Restart the game. Why would you say that? Now we all have fingers down besides Harper. Well, I didn't want to put a finger down, but she made me. She's going to break it. Restart. Okay, obviously that question's a joke. Never have I ever peed on the floor.

Oh, I peed on the floor. You really? You never missed the urinal map? Really, bro? He has. Huh? He has, too. Yeah, because I've seen you miss the urinal. It splashed on my ankle, bro. Never have I ever left a pee trail through the house. There. There you go. Fine. That's what I'm getting at. One time I was sick and I had to pee, and so I was throwing up and peeing at the same time, and I ran to the toilet and I started peeing and I made a trail. It happened. And you got scared, so you made a trail from the possum. Yo, what? Yo. Oh, my gosh, bro.

Oh my gosh, yo, Kinsey's pinky is like an alien. Look at that pinky. Y'all see how that pinky... Dude, it's been here. Stop, stop. No, no, hold your pinky out like this. I was just relaxing. I can't make it straight. What did it do? I'm so confused. I was just holding it like this. No, no, no. Bro, you freaked out over nothing. Yeah, see?

oh i get it this is just yeah now tilt it now tilt it this is like look at that i don't know cash is insecure about this picture i'll text it to you wait what is that please he's trying to i'm not insecure about that someone she just goes cash insecure about this photo yeah everybody can do that with their pinkies cash no yeah it's not you know this is a sign language sign for shrimp

Oh, that's good. I thought you were going to say, like, shut up or something. I don't know. Okay. Kate and Harper put a finger down. Everybody else. Wait, where are we at here? Never have I ever left a P-trail through the house. Okay. Kate and Harper have a finger down. Harper, you go. Okay. Never have I ever. I thought you made a list. I did, but my phone's dead. Okay. Uh-oh. Here, you can steal some of mine. Oh, thanks. All right.

cried on the podcast you have i and you have two no i have not why are y'all picking ones that you've done that is my list for me to say and you picked it well i think everyone's cried on the pod i have not cried on the podcast yes you have maverick no i haven't harper i literally have not oh good one harper are we gonna have time to go through two

Huh? What? Are we gonna get two? Cause I have funny ones. Oh, we're going with funny ones. We can do ten fingers. No, oh my gosh. This is the most hectic game ever. What's your thumbnail gonna be? Harper meets Maddox or? No. Oh. Harper or no. We need rules. Harper digs her finger in her ear. Alright. What?

Rules control fun is that what I heard? Yo, Kay, that was the nerdiest thing you've ever said. Rules control fun! We need rules! See, we keep restarting- I don't know how many fingers I'm supposed to be holding up. Oh, you have to have one down. My fingers are cramping! Maybe- why can't you pay attention to the game? Because- look, nobody's hands are up because we keep getting off crap. What? I have three.

But if we're doing ten, now I have eight. Okay, great. We're doing ten. She has two down. She has two down. You have one, and she has one. Okay. It's your turn. Let's speed this along here. We only have one hand until we get to the second one. Yeah, usually you just hold one, and then you do the other. Okay. I'm actually about to kill somebody. Just hurry. Yeah, me too. Cash, you're taking forever. It's your turn. Okay, fine. I'm kidding. I swear. Okay. Never have I ever not peed in a pool.

Not pee here all the pools. We have you not No, ever have I ever not peed in a pool. He please in every pool. He's saying oh, yeah, I've not No, no, no

Ever have I ever not peed in the pool. He's saying he pees in pools. If you've peed in a pool, you keep a finger up. If you haven't peed in a pool, you put your finger down. What? I peed in a pool. He's saying he pees in every pool. Why can't they follow? He already said that. And then you said no. What?

I've never peed in every pool I've gone to. I'm getting you a hearing aid after this episode. Correct, Harper. Okay, so no, I have not peed in every pool. Only you. Again, why would you say one that you have to put a finger down on? I don't have to. Yeah. I've peed in every pool. Okay. Oh my goodness. He still doesn't understand the game. No. Listen to what I'm saying. The words that are coming out of my mouth. We've peed in every single pool.

Never have I ever not peed in a pool. So you have peed in every pool you get into? Yes. That is disgusting because I have shared a pool. No, I get what he's saying. I think we put one down. I don't know. He's wording it very odd. But what he's trying to say is if you haven't peed in every single pool, you need to put a finger down. Correct, man. You worded that great. Yeah, that's what he's trying to say. Okay, well, Pete's turn. My turn. Never have I ever...

pooped my pants at the gym while I was doing the leg press. Well, that's targeted. Now that is embarrassing for you. I can see Maverick pooping his pants. He can't look it up so he squirts. What? That's not at all. You know what? Just because you said that, I'm thinking about leaving in the thing you bleeped at the beginning of this episode. Honestly,

Yeah, fine. See how you like go to school after that one. I hope that my friend sees that she's gonna die. Alright, fine. I'm putting a finger down for pooping in the gym. Alright. Kenzie? It's quite disgusting. It was an accident. This one was also embarrassing. I was mid-leg press, okay? Never have I ever flashed my grandma. You... Both of you.

What? Oh, y'all have done that. Y'all flashed your grandma. When I was a baby. No. What are they talking about? Pull your butt out. That's flashing somebody. Oh. No, that's mooning. Well, that's just Maverick because I've never flashed my grandma. You've never showed grandma your butt? Nope. Just me? Yeah, you're the only one that showed grandma your butt. And it was scary. It was fun. All right, Matt, your turn. Okay. Let's see. Never have I ever used dog shampoo.

Uh-oh, Kinsey. He said to put your mic back a little. You had to put your own finger down. You're not understanding the point of the game. No, I didn't put a finger down. Dude, I'm going to shoot everyone in here, bro, and just do a podcast by myself. Nobody can freaking play a simple game. And the producer said, pull your mic down. Just pull your freaking mic down. I just want everybody to calm down. Matt talks in his mic like this. I really want to take that off the podcast. And they're just being mean again. Wait, never have I ever

Never have I ever gotten a bad haircut. No, it's not even your turn. I already went, Cash. What are you talking about? It's your turn? Yes, I already went too. What'd you say? It is my turn. Oh my goodness, you're so far behind. You have to get a hearing aid. You literally have to get a hearing aid. What'd you say? I said, never have I ever used dog shampoo. I remember that one. Kinsey, did you put a finger down? I did. Thank you for pointing that out. Harper, let's hear it. Never have I ever gotten a bad haircut that leaves a bald spot in the back of your head.

actually i did and it's for a tiktok it's on tiktok somewhere we literally shaved a bald spot in the back of my head once oh is that why it's so bald yeah you grew back right it could be honestly all right never have i ever donated an organ oh i have

To my sister. She had a kidney. I'm kidding. I probably shouldn't joke about that. Faking charity is not cool. Yeah. All right. Anyways. I'm kidding. Nobody put a finger down? Wait, did nobody put a finger down? No. Who's donated an organ here?

I don't know, I just figured that was a general question. I mean, when I die, if I died in a car crash, I would donate an organ. Cash, it's your turn. No, you just asked. That's right. Yeah, it's my turn. Hey, I know. It was a joke. It was a joke. I was acting like you. Ready? Ready. Ready. Oh, I'm so ready for Kate to target me. Never have I ever liked living with Maverick. I don't live with Maverick, but I don't like him, so...

putting one down for fun wait your fingers down yeah you like living with maverick i'm kind of just tired of keeping my finger up i know it's tiring man all right i'm my kids you go um dang what was the ones i was gonna say come on oh i remember never have i ever talked to my significant other like a baby kate you've talked to me like a baby put a finger down no

Did you put a finger down, Matt? No, I did not. Put your finger down. I do not talk like a baby. Yes, you definitely do. He definitely does behind the scenes. Put your finger down. I do not. I have proof. You want me to show it? No. No. No shot. I don't talk like. No. There's no shot. Y'all, he's so sweet, but he does talk like a little baby sometimes. You have a video? I do not talk like a baby. Oh, I have a reclip. Oh.

Y'all introduced me to that app and let me tell you, it has done some wonders. It's always the replay. He doesn't even know what to do right now. He doesn't even know what video to do. Put the finger down. I'll play it anyways because we've already talked about it. Play it. Everybody be quiet. Nobody loves you more than me. I love you the most. That's a violation of privacy. I'm not talking like a baby. You're sweet. I love you so much.

Okay

I don't even remember that, I was probably sleep talking. Can I hear it again? Yo, we gotta hear that again. Homie literally said, I'm not a baby, I'm a man. Wait, where is it? Paper towels. I'm not a baby, I'm a big ol' man. I didn't say that. I literally did not say that. Round two, what are you doing? Why won't you dab me up ever? Just dab me up once.

When the day comes, I will. Play it again. On our live show. Don't talk. I love you the most. You're talking like a baby. I'm not talking like a baby. Why are we playing it again? You're sweet. I love you so much. I love you too. No, you don't understand. Oh my goodness. I love you so much. Okay, we get it. Mav, shut up. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. Mav, you stop talking. He said, I'm not a baby. I'm a man. Wait, play that part. Play that part. I'm not a baby.

He tries to over talk it every time. I wouldn't have played it again if you weren't so rude to me earlier. That's so funny. No talking mouth. That's it. I'm never talking to you. What? How do I make it go again? I'd like to hear it again. I'm going to make it my ringtone. That's what I'm going to do. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. Also, this proves earlier when you didn't put a finger down saying he loves me. He does. He does.

You love me? Yeah. Go ahead. Tell her you love her like you mean it. A little less now. A little bit less. All right, all right. Wait. Everybody be quiet. I love you too. You don't understand. I love you so much. I love you too. I'm not a baby. I'm a man. I talk like a baby.

Literally stop. Oh, I just, I need a second after that, honestly. You need a second? My life is over after this goes on. No, no. No, no, no. My life's over now. It's over. It's just a good thing that, like, you found a woman now. There's just no. Because, like, after that, there's no shock. Yeah, I officially hit rock bottom. Now you're definitely just a baby. Yeah, man. Very bottom of the rocks. Dude, I'm going to make up my ringtone. And, like, I'm going to have a video if Maverick ever calls me. And, like, in the video where it's, like, when he's calling me, it's going to be, like, I don't want to be a baby. I'm a man.

man and he like charges up lucky for you I never ever call you all right never have I ever Matt it's your turn I don't want to play anymore you're at six you're about to hit me weren't you yeah I'm not a big

man i can't maybe we should make that the intro to our podcast just like this episode the intro is i'm not a baby of a man and then the audience is gonna be like what the frick did that was not supposed to be in there and with the squeal i'm not a baby of a man oh my gosh all right never have i ever let's play never have i ever had a crush on me

That was rude. What? Both of y'all gotta put a finger down. Harper and Kinsey. I've never had a crush on Maverick. Put your little finger down! Go ahead! Put your finger down. And hold your fingers up, first of all. Maybe I'm a man! Okay, how many fingers you got? Five left. Okay, put one down. Just because y'all tell me to, I guess. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's the only reason.

All right, kids, you put one down? Yeah. And you're still at six? I'm still at six. Man, I'm at seven. I'm a freaking winner. Winner mentality over here. All right, Harper, are you at three left?

Four. Yeah, why are you holding four? I got four on the biggest, man. Can I get another four? All right, your turn, Harper. Oh, yeah, can I just get another four with the cheese on it? Okay, that's not funny. All right. No, it wasn't. You should honestly say you're sorry. It's okay. You're forgiven. All right, go ahead. Well, I never have it ever. You're not making fun of her, Pinky. Never have I ever.

Wait, it has to be... That index finger is kind of crazy. Turn that index finger. That's kind of crazy. Turn your wrist out a little. It's like a snake. I can't keep thinking about the time Cash did. Girl, I got a weapon. Okay. Never have a... Only if you do that dance. Alright, come on. Never have a... Ran a red light. That's stupid.

She doesn't drive yet. I'm down to one hand. Okay, Cash, you turn. I got a good one. I can't wait for my turn. Oh, I got one. Never have I ever grabbed the toilet seat while I was throwing up.

What? Oh, you're specific. That's a girl thing. Girls, like, they'll, like, have no conscience of the toilet seat. Like, I see girls, like, throw up. They just grab the toilet seat. They're like, ugh, stick their whole head in it. No, y'all basically washing your hair in there. This is how I throw up in the toilet. Ready? Why do you throw it up like that?

I just go, yeah, shoot. Yeah, he does that and then he gets up and he's like, girl, I got a question. And then, this is how girls throw up in the toilet. I'm not even exaggerating. They're like,

He just kissed a trash can. That is not true. That is not true. And then you hug it. No, yeah, I see girls hugging toilets. They're like sitting there hugging. They lay their face on the side. Yeah, they're like this. And people's butts have been there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's so gross, but I've done it. Yeah, you did it. Remember that one time I needed a thumbnail picture? I specifically did this. I'm pulling it up. No, we're in the middle of a game. We're in the middle of a game. What? What?

Oh, he just has a thumbnail of Harper with her face all over the toilet. I needed a thumbnail picture for Harper for an episode, and I'm

I was like, hey, I need a picture of you kind of like throwing up in the toilet. And she sent me this freaking picture of her whole face just like freaking on the toilet. Wait, so was that targeted to me or something or what? Well, I just know like all girls do for some weird reason. That is not true. If any girl's not going to do that, it's me. I don't do things that are gross. Look at this. You're all up on that toilet. Holly,

This is not even on the toilet. It's barely on the toilet. And plus, that's my toilet. So I'm fine if my face touches my butt cheeks. I mean, I take a shower every night. I swear. Yeah, I don't. You take one every day and morning, night and morning. Okay, so I'll put a finger down for that one. I know me and Matt did it. I did, I guess, because I... Okay, Kate, did you?

No. Kenzie, did you? I did. I don't put a finger down. I don't throw up like that. You're a toilet grabber? Wait, what did you say? I have not thrown up since like the age of 15. What was your question exactly? What did you say? I've never grabbed the toilet. I've never have I ever grabbed the toilet to throw up. I throw up like this. I thought you said never have I ever grabbed a toilet seat. So that I don't touch it. I was going to say because I remember you wearing one around your neck for the entire episode. No, toilets are scary to me, man. I like, if I have to touch it, I grab toilet paper. I'm like... No, that's such a lie. Okay, Kate, it's your turn. Very demure.

Never have I ever. Never have I. Did our cameraman just fart? Is that what I heard? Never. Right? Nobody's going to acknowledge that. That's an idea. Eating your cake pop. That was awkward. Okay, never have I ever. You better run a clip of that. Never have I ever. The camera probably shook when that happened. Earthquake. Okay.

Never have I ever written a fan back. What? I'll keep my finger up because I've written every single fan back. She's so stupid. Wait, never have I ever not written a fan back. No, Ginzy, it's fine. She said what she said. Kate put her finger down. All of us can give a finger up. I've written fans back. No, wait, wait,

I write fans back. How do I say that? Well, you have said it. Not written a fan mail. Oh, never, however, not written a fan mail. You don't get a second try, sweetheart. No, we do. Oh, wait, no. I keep my finger. Holly, put your finger down. No, no, no. I don't think she gets to re-say her question. Yes, she does. Okay, fine. We'll leave that because she's talking about fan mail, but she didn't say that, so I've written a fan back on DMs, so...

Me too. On fan mail specifically. Okay, now to change your question. You have reordered your question three times. Put your fingers like this. Try to put your thumb in your pointer. Now I got four. Four. Okay, fine. Whoa! Kinsey does it good. Four. Okay, Kinsey, your turn. Was I at three? I was at four. Okay. I still have six. What was my question? Cash talks so long. What? Oh, I remember. Never have I ever slapped my brother's butt. I have a brother. I cannot say I've done that. One, two, three, four, five. Okay. Well...

i've slapped your butt so much it's pretty crazy actually i know i liked it okay well let's move on for that to be like that that's gonna sound really bad coming into my next question which is never have i ever kissed a guy so everybody put a finger down what everybody everybody except me no you've kissed a guy are you

Okay. Yeah, I know. No. What are you? He's not a chicken, that's for sure. Okay, so you put a finger down, and you put a finger down, and you put a finger down, and you put a finger down. You know, I hate that you brought this up because now I literally have to clarify.

I only kissed a man... Three times. Under three circumstances. Three? Three times. Number one circumstance that I would only kiss a man... No, not only that you did. No, these are the only three reasons I would ever do it. But you did do it. Yes. Okay. The number one circumstances on why I might would kiss a man... Or you did. Okay. As if I'm playing chicken...

And I'm not a loser. I might have kissed the man, but I'm not a loser. Okay, yeah. Number two circumstances on why I will kiss a man is if he grabs my face and forcefully kisses me. And you just let that happen? Yeah, I let it happen. Okay. It's very disrespectful. The third circumstance I will kiss a man is...

was for a TikTok that never got posted because then afterwards we were like, oh, that's definitely like not cool. So I kissed a man. So wait. And never posted the TikTok. You were filming videos kissing men. You filmed it. Yeah. And you know who I kissed? Our editor. Joe? No. No.

No, not Joe. Joe's married. Michael. Michael. Yeah, me and Michael kissed. You kissed Cash's lips. Michael's editing this right now. He's editing this like, what the frick, Cash? Michael's going to put a video of himself. He's going to be like, to clarify. Okay, so I'm at four. All right. I lie about all the times I've kissed anybody. Oh, now she lied. I have had my first kiss. I'm being so honest. Okay, well, the people at Ben and Jerry's said different.

Who Bennett? Who Bennett? Who Bennett? Who Bennett? Who Jerry? I don't even know him. No, no, guys. You know what's funny? Oh, wait, no. We said it yesterday. I was like, oh, Stanley's going to miss his cup. Hey, you know what's funny? What? Not that. Go watch the call videos. Okay, so. All right, your turn. Never have I ever. Wait, what's everybody at? Four. Four. Three. Five. What are you at? Two. I was supposed to win this game. You're at two? You're at two? You lived up.

How are you at two? Half the life. I'm gonna die at 18. No, you're not. You are not. Not if I have something to do with it. Okay. Okay. Never have I ever released a song that I actually tried at. That's what everyone says after they get bullied about their song. Yeah. Say what y'all want about Queen B, but Queen B is pretty cool. You know what's even more cool?

Money. Yeah, I was going to say our Google AdSense when she did that, but I just wasn't going to. I'm sorry about that. But since she said it. Okay, so women aren't funny is what we found out today. I am funny sometimes. Have I ever laughed at a woman's joke? Is that what you're going with? Wait, never have I ever been a host on the funniest podcast ever. Okay. Aww.

You just put a finger down. No, we all put our finger down. Yeah, but she's literally so bad at this game. Like, you literally just got yourself out.

Frick you in Chinese. Oh, yeah. You too. Double frick you in Chinese. Pay me a ping pong. What? Okay. See, I'm funny, all right? I'm funny. I have some funny laughter. Joke's funny. Y'all laugh. It was funny. I don't even understand what the joke was. What? You never heard of that? I'm flipping you off in Chinese. You never heard of that? I'm pretty sure all the Chinese people are going, that's not how we flip people off. No, they're not because they don't know what we're saying. What about this?

That means F you in Chinese. No, it does not. I thought this meant F you. Do you even understand what you're saying? We should stop saying that. Oh, I got a good one. Let's bring it back around here. I'm scared. I have one left. Y'all put one down for Harper's question? Yes. You literally just got every one down? Yes. No, I still exist. Gosh, you were just talking so much and slowing it down.

um never have i ever oh i got some good ones my pinky hurts never have i ever went to high school what you did just because you're public i didn't went to high school i go to high school so technically you went to it too you went to it today how about that

You've went to a high school Never have I ever been enrolled in high school. Yes pup. It just because you're not in public school does not mean that is true You were also enrolled in high school. Yeah, I was never in I dropped out 8th grade. You know I love when people tell me I don't drop out 8th grade because picture me in 9th grade I did nothing so you graduated

high school diploma and no ever went to high school because of the tax code it's sketchy in oklahoma and you can graduate without doing school shadows in my room okay what let's stop your jokes just never hit dude literally nobody ever laughs at kate i'm sorry no i was looking

What? You weren't? Huh? Because you were emo. Okay, get back on track here. You're out. You're out. I'm out. Matt, how many you got? I got three. Okay, how many you got, Kate? Four. I just said one.

The high school. It was a dumb one. Three. Just because y'all disagree with it doesn't mean you don't put a finger down. No, I'm just like, I will put a finger down for the sole purpose to make you stop talking right now. No, you'll put a finger down because that's how the game is played. I said something that you have done and you must put your finger down. Is my finger down? I don't gotta put a finger down. I never was enrolled in high school. Oh my gosh. Put a,

Put a finger down. I told you how this episode was going to get bad. I can tell it from as soon as we started. Because of you. Everybody was on edge. Because of you. Everybody's menstrual cycle was lined up. I can feel it. The only person that's not mad right now. Seriously, I agree. I walked in, I could smell. No. Okay. Go, please. Say something. I can't.

She didn't say anything. Okay. Everybody else gets to click 10 seconds backwards. I don't get to do that. What'd she say? Nothing. Nothing, nothing.

I don't know if they get to. What do you mean they get to skip back? What did you say? Tell me, little girl. I didn't say anything. I did something. What did you say? You didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. We'll ignore it. Kate, go. Never have I ever done a meet and greet.

You literally took pictures for my meet and greet when you... I was not a part of the meet and greet. Were you the cameraman? That's just like the same high school logic you just tried to pull. Fine, I'm here now. Okay, how many fingers do you have, Matt? What? Have you done a meet and greet? She's already out. You have two, and you have two? Yeah. Who would it get out? Probably him. Matt, put up two fingers. This might get both of you out. We'll see.

Never have I ever used somebody else's toothbrush. How dirty do you think? You definitely have. Cash just wouldn't brush his teeth. I would never be that desperate for a toothbrush. Are you okay? What's wrong? My stomach. I had too much sugar.

You want a cake pop? All right, now go. Kate's got one. I got two. Kate, how many you got? Three. Okay, we got target Kate. Okay, the women are going out. Never have I ever drank alcohol. Bye, women. Later. Bye, Felicia. Oh, look at that. Oh, she's pissed. Oh, she's mad. Chicken. That was funny. Give her the other one. Yo, that was actually him. Give her the other one.

Give me that one before I blow. Oh. That's not good. We're going to do the chicken dance. I'm going to perform the chicken dance. Ready? I'll sing it. No, chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna. That's what you get. He can't. He's an eye checker. Don't care. I don't care. He's a human target. I don't care. You're at the edge of my foot, man.

I don't care. I'm in more pain than you are. Cash, it's your turn. Cry me a river. I have one of them, right? Never have I ever been obsessed with Pokemon to the point where I... Yes. All right, Kenzie's out. Kate has two. I have two. Matt has one. We're in it together, brother. Yes, we must eliminate the female.

Never have I ever been a female. No, you can't do that. I just did. There was a specific video where I'm pretty sure you became a woman. Yeah, I agree. I saw it. Dead people don't talk. You're not in the game. Okay, never have I ever been a female. That doesn't count. No, do a real one. Kate, how many females do you have too? Do a real one. You drinking alcohol? Yeah, she bad. She did like...

Like when I was way too young. Okay, yeah, actually, I think that's a cool thing. Y'all should tell how bad y'all were. What? Go ahead and tell children why they shouldn't be like you. We were just the worst people in the world. Yeah, we were so bad. Well, like, like, like...

Like was it at like a party or something? Cause I know if I, if I were partying, like people drink at parties, but like I get so scared cause I have medicine where I can't drink on it. Hey, well you should know me and Cash have been to more parties than probably everyone in this room and we've never drank. Never. They gave in to peer pressure. Well, I don't give in to peer pressure. Really? I don't even hit a vape.

That's alright. Dude, that's sick, brody. Yeah, bro. Alright. Never have I ever gone on a date. Never have I ever gone on a date slash hung out with someone slash took a picture with someone or whatever to make somebody else jealous.

Oh. Oh. Have you? I'm out. No. You never, like, tried to hang out with somebody to make me jealous when we were, like, 14? No. When I wasn't giving you attention? No. I was like, if I do that, he's not going to give me attention anymore. I can't do that. Oh. Well, that was a waste of a question. I've done that. Never have I ever let a girl on for five years and made her life absolutely freaking and then just decided to marry her in the end. Never have I ever done that. It was four years. I'm good. It was fun. It was fun. You really messed up.

That was four, sweetheart. How old were you when we started dating? You literally make me want to... How old were you when we started dating? I was 15. Okay, so you're telling me I met you when you were 10 years old? Yes, you're the one who always says that. No, I met you in 2016. How old were you in 2016? 10. And guess what? I didn't start talking to you for a year after. You were 10 in 2016? Yeah.

You were 16? That's crazy. I was... No. Like, 7. I was not 10 in 2016. I would have been 11. Okay, boom. 11 years old. You should have said 4 years. You wasted your question. Matt, your turn. That question 4, I put 5.

Y'all were right. This episode is making me so tired of being around you guys. I just want to go sit in my room and log cash out of it to be alone. Never have I ever been grumpy because of PMS. What's PMS? It's like the firefighter and firefighter police and the emergency. It's just really scary. What's the hospital people called? EMS? ER? It's them.

Okay, I didn't ask but okay. Okay, so How many fingers we all got? It's just me and you are you out? No, I saw one. No, I just killed you. No, this is why I'm at it No, I just killed you. Oh, well to be honest, I don't care to play anymore So I'm out that was pretty dumb because she was gonna target him now You've wasted your question and now he's gonna get you out. Okay, what? Yeah, he would have still had one or she would have had one. Oh

Go. Don't kill me. Please. Never have I ever been named Maverick legally. You can't do that. What? You have so many opinions when you're dead. Okay. Yeah, I can't do that. Fine. Kenzie said I can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. All right. Never have I ever... Don't get me out. Never have I ever... It's good for content. Don't get me out. Don't do it. Never have I ever...

Man. I'm having a blank space, baby. All right, guys. I can show you. The boys won. We'll see you next time. This is the worst podcast we've ever put out.