How many girls have you kissed? I've kissed like three girls. That's it. Oh, that's respectful. Someone might know her here. Her last name starts with... What? No, Sean! Why is this so good? You guys kissed the same girl! No, don't do that! You're gonna kill me! You're gonna kill me! No! Stop, Cash. No. You'll be fine. No, you're not gonna be fine. What is going on? Okay...
I drink a gallon of water every day. Every day? I can never. I get kidney stones, that's why. No way you've gotten one? Oh, we're starting. Are we rolling? Okay, he has a kidney stone. We already started. Yeah, I've had three. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks. You guys got so excited. It doesn't matter. They got so excited. How close am I supposed to talk? About like this. Which camera do I look at? This is our camera. There's four. Or you can look at that camera. But this is the main camera. Just sit about maybe like 20...
kidney stones away from... 20 kidney stones. How big are kidney stones? Dude, that is my worst nightmare. I literally told Katie the other day, we were watching a TV show and the guy was passing a kidney stone and I was like, I don't ever want that to be me. Isn't that painful? Yeah, bro.
I've talked to people- Have some respect guys! I've talked to a woman- The man's talking about his kidney stones. I'm about to start crying and what's going on over there? Did it hurt? You were crying? No, yeah I was crying. I'm sorry. I passed three. I talked to a woman who's giving birth and she said, "Kidney stones are worse." Thank you! I said that! Did I not tell you that? When we were watching Friends?
One of the people on Friends passed the kidney stone and I said, "Kate, I bet that's worse than giving birth." On Friends, the show? Yeah. Really? And she was like, "There's no way you think that's worse than giving birth." And I was like, "Yes, it definitely is." I can confirm. I'm sorry. I told you.
Can girls have kidney stones yeah, but it's more common for guys wait why no I don't know oh So come on. Thanks. No I had I think what caused it was like I drink a lot of coffee And I was running cross-country, so I didn't drink a lot of water with it. We drink the most coffee here
I have one coffee a day and they act like I'm some coffee addict. That's a lot of coffee. You might be next. Do I look like a big back on this episode? A big back? What does that even mean? Because I'm widened out. Yeah, this is like the worst seat. That's the fat seat. It's like the worst seat on the whole...
Whoever sits there is technically the closest to the camera over there, so it makes them look the biggest. A little stretch, that's all. So we put Harper there. So when you guys saw the old shorts of me and I looked like I probably was like 50 pounds heavier, I wasn't. Shut up!
There's a reason she went on keto. Oh, my goodness. Oh, you're on the keto diet thing? That was crazy. And that's not the reason she went on keto, okay? Yeah, I wasn't overweight. Is keto hard? It sucks. I cry every day because of it. Really? It's so bad. How long have you been on it? A week and a half. What is it? Like, you can't have, like, meat, right? It's carbs. No, you can pretty much only have meat. You can only have meat. Yeah, zero carbs. Yeah.
Pretty much meat, water, and cheese. And eggs. Yeah, but I also, like, I have dairy issues. Oh, I do too. I get acne from it. Yeah. I get acne on my forehead from it. Like, sorry. Is that your tooth? Yeah. It just came out of your mouth. Oh, she eats the couch sometimes. Yeah. That's why that is sewed up right there. She started eating it. Am I sitting in your spot? Yeah. Is this where you usually sit? Yeah. I'm sorry. No, it is fine. Well, I could eat the couch over here for you.
Yeah, thanks, thanks. I mean, you might want to save some for me, but, like, it's fine, I guess. No. Are you embarrassed, Harper? It's okay. What happened, Harper? Okay, I'll tell you what happened. She thought you were cute, and she was nervous you were coming today. No, I just. Yes, it is. Yes. Oh, shit. No shot. That was not said to me. Look at her.
Look at me in the eyes right now. Yeah, I feel like there's something else going on. No, she would have said that to me before she told you. I did not. Really? Because she told me this. Is Nick coming today? Oh, I'm so nervous. Shut up.
My mom calls me Nikki that's the only person Actually Tori calls me Nikki - No, but you know those awkward on Oh my gosh Is your house haunted yeah, I feel like it would be kind of looks like oh oh
Okay. I would've sleep right there. You probably love looking at that couch, don't you, Harper? No, what? First you had a crush on him and now you have a crush on him? Well, at least you've graduated. I have a crush on Matt. Wait, this is like the crush couch. Oh, no. You're crushing it. Well, at least you've moved on from Matt, right? Do you smack when you chew your food? Do I smack? Smack. Smack? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. Should we try? Should I try it out? I don't know. Well, if you don't smack, then I'd say that's like... Do we have any food? Yeah, give me some food and tell me if I smack. I chew gum all the time, so I might smack. Oh, that'd be horrible. Kate will hate you. I can't. I can't do smacking. Should I do it like... Should I do it like really close to the mic?
Yeah, just keep going. That was the most awkwardest moment I've ever been through. What happened to you? I don't know. I said I was trying to think of a joke in my head, but I couldn't get one.
one out and you got embarrassed and then i got embarrassed and i and i can't hug you because you're weird and so i had me no no so i i'm glad i'm sitting on this couch yeah it's much more refreshing over here except for our couches split in two i've been meaning to get some duct tape to fix that but oh do you see like when cash isn't on it's kind of peaceful i know it's i think his voice genuinely just carries he's like so loud with everything we're just letting y'all talk for a second
It'll be over soon. It's very peaceful. I'm just getting like, good feel for it. Wait, so people in 2020 and like 2021, 22, 23, and 2024, they all know you for being JJ. Oh, looking like JJ, yes. Yeah, looking like JJ. Looking like JJ? Yeah, JJ from Outer Banks. You know Outer Banks? Wow. Yes. I look like the guy from the show, JJ.
That's kind of how I blew up a little bit. Actually? Because I started making TikToks in like 2020 and that's when Outer Banks came out. You guys have similar stories because he blew up from looking like me.
Okay. Yeah, who started making videos first? That'd be me. But who got famous first? That would also be me. No, that would be me! That'd be me. Who has more followers, Mav? Currently you. Who's more popular on famous birthdays? Me. Me. Currently you. I am blacklisted from famous birthdays. Why is that? They blacklisted me from like moving up. Why? Because I made a video like everyone boosts me and they boosted me on my birthday last year and
Then I haven't moved up since they threw me down and I haven't moved up. I don't know how to tell you this. He's like I boosted myself all night. I was number 40 and then I went down to 20,000. I've stayed that way for years. No way. That's insane. Are you boosting it?
Can you get the boost? I'm at it. I will boost you. You know what's crazy? I've been ahead of Maverick on famous birthdays ever since, like, for, like, seven years. And I checked the other day, and he's beating me, finally. And I don't know what happened. Wait, what happened? I saw you on famous birthdays recently. Really? Yeah. Like, on the thing or, like, the interview? Like, you were, like, training or something. Wait, that is not... Like, you were number 200 or something? I don't think that's you, is it? No. Wait, you can't even find me anymore? Oh, no. Wait, how do you spell it? Is it Nick Wilkins? Yeah. Yes.
Yeah, there you are. Yeah, 20,000. 20,000. Wow. Wait, look me up. I'm scared. I got you. They take the best photos. Okay, I know. Literally, you should see mine. It's terrible. Pictures of me are literally... Yeah, I don't even know where they found that photo. Pictures are like literally from like when I was 15. So yours are probably never going to get updated. You're number one on the podcast. Embarrass me. Oh my God. The LOL podcast is number one on famous birthdays. Congratulations to us. Let's see who's number one for the stars. Wait, there's a famous birthdays for podcasts?
Well, it's like they have a category on their podcast. Okay. Okay. With my very important box. Okay. I'm going to check my gum out first. There's two things that are important to me in this life. Oh, hold on. What? He just put his gum in his ear. No, not in my ear behind it. Wait, what? Cause I don't have any more gum. So I put it behind my ear. Wait, none of you guys do that? What the frick are you talking about?
Yeah, no, we see it. I see it, man. But like, oh, oh, oh. Maybe the other reason. It's because I'm sweaty. It's in stick. Dude. What are you doing?
If you want to make sure it doesn't fall, maybe put it in your ear. Get out of here. Should I? Yeah, you should put it in your ear. Or you gotta make it into a ball if I... Dude, is that what they do where you're from? Like the Philippines or something? I'm from Colorado, and yes, we do that. Hey, I was close. I'm from Colorado. We're not. Oh my god. Well, I can't hear you as well. I can't hear you.
Really? That's the first time no one's ever been able to hear Cash. Yeah. That's insane. No, no. I'm in shock. Can you see it? Oh, is it distracting? I can see it from here. Is it distracting? No.
It looks like you put a kidney stone in your ear, man. Okay. Okay, so here's my box of food. You're getting VIP treatment for this. This is the most important thing to me. I don't let anybody eat out of it, but I didn't see anything else downstairs. I keep this by my bedside every single night, and I eat food out of it every single night. Are you going to let me pick your food? No. So, not that special, man. Come on. You put gum in your ear.
Do you want Nutella, Pringles, Hershey's, Hi-Chews, Slim Jims, Beef Jerky?
A different type of Pringles, Cheetos, Jolly Ranchers. What would determine the best, what do you call it, smacking? Which food would cause me to smack if I were to smack? Well, what gets Maverick smacking is chips. It's just not even true. Bro, I need to hear you smack. It's just not even true. It's so gross. Let's eat the chips together. Kate has started this myth. You want to share this? Yeah. I will take a video. Guys, when Maverick doesn't know and he's just like casually eating, I will take a video and play it on the podcast so you guys understand that I'm not out of my mind. This is what Kate calls smacking. Y'all ready?
He's never eaten like that. No, you're not opening your mouth. You open your mouth when you smack. He never closes when he eats. Give me a keto. He looks like a skinny rat. You look like you're trying to not do something. You see how you can still hear it, though? No, no, no. Slightly. Yeah. Ew. Well, it's just normal. Yeah, she's freaked out. That's not. That's not. That's not. And I'm literally, I'm not even supposed to eat this, but I'm so passionate. He eats like this. He was just eating Chipotle. Oh, yeah, that's not keto. I know. He was just eating Chipotle chips. She's a cheater. He was just eating Chipotle chips downstairs. Actually, I did see you doing that.
This is lies. Like you're just scrolling and doing this. This is lies. Let me, I feel like I wouldn't do it normally. What are you pulling up to prove it, man? This is lies. It's lies. Alright, let's see. You gotta eat normally. You can't think about it. Okay. Distract me. Okay. Okay. Oh, no, that's a smacker. I know a smacker when I see a smacker. My smacker?
Yeah, you're a smacker. Does your mouth stay closed when you chew? That's what determines if you're a smacker. He just has a small mouth. No, I don't. What? That's why you got open. There. Wow. That teeth is gone. There's no stomach. Give me another one. I'm hungry now. I'm going to eat this the whole time. I'm going to eat like... I feel like we haven't done an official intro yet. Oh, yeah. We've gotten so distracted. Okay, go, Babs. Okay, guys. This is Justin Bieber's cousin,
On the pod. Nick Wilkins. Take them away from him.
Take them away. Take them away. No. These are good. Hi, guys. How are we doing? I don't know what camera to stare at still. This is our camera. You can also look at his. Oh, that's my camera? Okay. That's my friend. Probably the most requested guest since Trump on the podcast. Really? But Trump declined our invite. Yeah. He said no. Maybe next year. He would say no to our podcast. No, I'm okay. I don't want to get yelled at. My gum just fell out. I don't really want
You want to put the gum in your mouth now? No. Should I do it with the... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
That's not okay. That's unacceptable. I'm just gonna swallow it. Oh my gosh. Because it's minty. It's minty. Okay, that's enough snacking. Cash, you're done. I'm done. Get out with snacks. Me? I haven't even ate a snack yet. No, don't eat it. You don't need to. Stop, Cash! Did you hear my, like, ass? Yeah.
What's the most wild thing you guys have done here? Sometimes we punch the wall. Is that the most chaotic? Oh my gosh. Dang.
That's how you laugh. She's just a bully. I thought the picture hit her in the head and she's just like, that's a life spin. So ghetto. Cash and I were actually just... That was insane. That was an insane thing. We were in favor of adult talk. That was crazy. Cash and I laughed.
we're literally talking about how all you have to do is barely tap this wall and paintings will fall. Is there something on this wall? Yeah. This one already kind of fell. I was going to try it myself. Yeah, this painting sucks, man. I've never seen it hold up for more than like a day. I remember you dropped a painting on Kate and it went viral on TikTok. It got like two million likes. Yeah, two million likes. And Kate went like this.
I saw that yesterday. I saw that clip. Like, you threw that and you rocked out. The clips that go viral with Kate are always raging off. Yeah, you guys can...
You guys can never get a good clip of me like being nice or like maybe I don't know giving me compliments It's always like when I'm like furious also by the way you drop the painting on me on purpose And he knows he did if you watch the video you'll see the way he kind of guides it to What's that called? Yeah, that's not like the hyperbole no like what? Junction no no pyramids got there
I have a theory. A theory. Oh, that's a theory. Conspiracy theory. That's a hypothetical. What did you say? Conspiracy. That's a conspiracy theory that I did it on purpose. Well, I don't think you did it on purpose. No, thank you. If you watch the video, it's pretty good. You guys have a point. He was trying to put it up, and then it just fell. No, he guides it towards my head to make me more mad. So everyone who's watching gets so mad.
For you, it probably felt like he took and just bopped you in the head with it. No, I felt like he literally gave me a concussion. What are you doing, Cash? What are you doing? Get over here. Cash is weird. Why are you throwing things at me? Hey, when Maverick laughs, I feel like we all need to start laughing. We'll try it again, Kay. We'll try it again. Let me just... I feel kind of cool wearing this. Why is there a skateboard right there? Yeah, what? Don't drop it on my head. I'm not going to drop it this time. He's going to drop it on... Oh my gosh!
We're alone
I thought I was chaotic, dude. Do you know how much it costs to fix a hole in the wall? Do you know how much hospital bills are when you get a concussion? I actually don't think he meant to drop it on you the first time. Shut up. Yes, he did. You're a bank if you think that. No, because I remember he was putting it back on the wall, and then it started dropping, and it got heavy, so he got it under his head. Oh, he's too weak. Yeah.
I don't know, but it wasn't on purpose. Wait, let's talk about the guests. How about we talk about the guests? Yeah, I'm right here. I wouldn't trust that. I feel like that's going to fall again. I've seen that fall twice now. Why'd you put it back up? Do you want it there? Yeah.
We need to put a little kicker on the wall so it just... Go like that. See if you can knock it off. Just go like that. Like casual? Very casually. Just hit the wall. Just act like you're yawning and then you have like a sudden... Oh my god. Why is this
- Who put those nails up, was it you? - Yeah. - That's crazy. The podcast isn't a podcast without the American map on it. - What? - Wait, what? - First off, that's a world map. Second, that's a dinosaur.
Okay, what are you doing? She's trying to hit my chair to make me fall. Look at this guys. Are you sitting on a skateboard? Yeah. On a ladder. I was supposed to just sit on the ladder. How is that moving you up? The ladder I can't sit on because it's vertical. You can sit up there. So I have to wedge the skateboard in between the thing back here.
And Kate's trying to unwedge it to knock me off. Can you do a skateboard trick? Heck yeah, man. Do one. Kat was actually a professional tech-decker. Really? Oh, yeah. Tech-deck? Yeah. Let me show you, man. I used to collect tech-decks, but I couldn't do it. Oh, my gosh. I've never touched a tech-deck in my life. He sent me this video, and I thought it was fake. I was like, that's not you. Oh, my gosh. Everyone's going to love this. Actually, I don't think anybody's really going to care. So if you guys want, just click through the next 20, 30 seconds. No, no, no, no, no. I care. I went to an event yesterday, and...
It was the ghost I'm telling you oh my gosh guys chill out I know we were talking about that we're like we're gonna buy you down new ladder
Anyways, I went to this event. They had a tech deck park. And I was like, give me that. Tech deck park? Yeah. Like a big park of tech decks? Like tech decks we're talking about with the figures. Yeah. Can you explain
Because I had no clue. No one knows what a tech deck is. It's like a small skateboard. It's literally, I didn't know until yesterday. Apparently, it's just like a mini skateboard and you pretend you're skateboarding with your fingers. And it's called tech decks? It's super cool. Yeah. If you were good at tech decking, you were like the most popular in middle school. Thank you. Yeah, doing it across the desk. I've never touched a tech deck. I grabbed this tech deck and I never felt like I had a natural talent at something. He has gifted. Until I grabbed this tech deck and I was like, what do I do? He's like, you can just go like this. And then I was like,
He was like, oh, you've done it before? I was like, no! I don't know what's happening, man. I'm just naturally talented. It was insane. It was like watching someone who's never played piano sit down and just Mozart. It was crazy. Here's the fast motion. Ready? The regular motion. That's what I'm saying! You've never done it before? I don't believe that. There's no way he did that. It's just slow motion. Ready? That was the first try? Slow motion. Ready? Yeah.
There's no way. There's no way you did that. Watch that. Watch that. I feel bad. Dude, yesterday, Kay was trying to cuddle me at night. She's like, come here. Come here. And I would not come here. She's like, what are you doing? I'm editing my tech tech videos, bro. She's like, there's no way you're editing tech tech. No.
No, what was crazy was... Do you guys not think that's cool? I just, I don't... Yeah, they didn't even react. They just got scared at it. That is the coolest thing ever. Thanks. At least somebody appreciates me here. You've never played with one, have you? I don't care. You don't have one here, right? You have to try it and see how difficult that is. That's like max difficulty. Just like I don't care. I really, like, I don't care.
I feel bad because I made fun of Maverick and I think he got mad. Did you get mad? He got sad. He looked at the video. I made fun of his laugh and then he looked at the video. He looked at me and looked at the video and looked back. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. We're going to make sad edits of you. No, not with that face. Did you get a haircut? I'm trying so hard. You're not talented. I feel like I was close. Can you cry on like... I'm trying.
Can any of you just like cry if you wanted to like acting wise? No. No? I wish. I can't. Are you editing a tech deck video right now? Yeah. Stop. I'm putting it in slow motion. He's zoned in. I'm putting it in slow motion so Alex can pop it up on the screen so everybody can watch it later. Okay, well tell us about how you got started. He already did it. On TikTok? Yes, on TikTok. Oh man, just...
Well, I made videos when I was super young with my brother. He's over there. He used to film me. Yeah. And then what? You cut him out? And then, no, I just really liked it. He was always behind the camera. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then kind of when COVID happened, I just started making TikToks like crazy. Actually, before that, I did trick shots. You guys know what trick shots are? Like do perfect. Do perfect. Yeah. Do you know what that is? A trick shot. Trick shots.
- Shot. Like that Pringles can. Do you have a ping pong ball? I can do a trick shot right now. - No, you can't. - If you put it in the middle and a ping pong ball, I will get it for sure. - Do you have a ping pong ball on hand, Matt? - There's no way. - There's no shot. We don't have a ping pong table. - Put it like right there. - No way! - You would! - What?
Why? I have it for a TikTok. I'm filming later. I can't believe he just had that. We don't have a ping pong table. There's genuinely no shot you make that first try. If I get this, this will go in the intro, right? Yeah, sure. Sure, if you want. If you miss it, we'll also go in the intro. I'm nervous. Don't be nervous. If you actually make this, you can have cashless cut of the AdSense. Oh, yeah. I get 50% of this video. Yes.
Do you need silence or do you need a little bit of background noise? I need like quiet noise. Like not super quiet. Like passing a kidney stone noise. I got you. Maybe you don't talk, but they do. Oh, okay. We were literally talking about how when you walked away, your voice like carries and makes everything so loud. Two, one. It hit my finger first. One more time. One more time. It hit my finger.
Why was I actually like ready for him to make it and then he didn't It's hard
Did your chair get him? It is hard, I would say. Jamil. Jamil. This is what I used to do. If anyone can, it's tech deck hands. Come on. No, if anyone can. These babies are magical. Ready? Watch this. Tech deck hands. Here we go. All right, that was close. Let's see who's the closest, and then we'll get out. No, you guys are close. I think I can do it. I think I can do it. She's like, my turn. I think I can do it. I'm really confident. She said, give me that. Give me that, bro.
- Oh, wait. I'm so glad that didn't make it. That would make me look so bad. - That would have been so embarrassing for us. - Obviously, they're closer. Look at how close they are. - No. Should I try it from across the room? Would that make you feel better? - No, you have to try in my seat. - Okay. - It's at an angle. Ooh, that was the worst one. - I was kind of close. - No, that was the worst. I'm just kidding. Mine was probably the worst one. - I feel like I could do it from his. - Imagine I just like...
Okay, that was... He really wanted to make it, but it just... No, that would have been awesome. But yeah, I used to do that kind of stuff. And I guess I didn't go too well. Uh, no. He said I have a trick shot channel. Watch. Yes, I moved on from that channel. Yeah, then I started being JJ for a little bit. That's how it happened. All right, last one. Here we go. Come on, Cash. You're not going to make it. Sorry. It's okay. You hit the edge. You don't win them all, bud.
- You can't win at all. - Now it's just gonna sit in the middle with no one making it. - It's sitting there taunting us. - Why aren't you still JJ? - Why am I not still JJ?
I had to move on from it. I had to become my own person. Oh, you're one of those. You're on a journey. Yeah, I couldn't just be seen as the JJ guy. I needed my name to be known. You know what I'm saying? That's valid. Everyone goes viral for something, but then they're like, I don't want to be known for that. Oh, yeah, like the Chick-fil-A sauce girl. She was like, I don't want to be known as the Chick-fil-A sauce girl. That's so valid. I don't think I've ever walked around. I wouldn't want to be known as that either. Yeah, how did you guys get viral? Like, how did you guys get viral?
- What happened? - So I just married someone that was already viral. - Okay. - Life on easy mode. - Life hack. - Life hack, guys. - Yeah, life hack for all y'all out there. Find someone that's already famous and it's fine. It works out great. - Well, I guess I'll tell my story.
Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. This is going to get deep. Okay. I mean, I, in like 2023, I was doing a TikTok, like a get ready with me. So this was last year? Yeah. In 2023, January. So like basically 2022. I was doing a TikTok, a get ready with me. And I was like being kind of crazy in it. And then it went viral. Then I kept doing those other videos like that. And then it, and then they caught on. Yeah. And they said, what did you do in the get ready? Oh, I just, I was just like, no,
- Yeah, you were like, "What?" - Maybe like crawl around and show us what you did. - Oh, very chaotic, just random stuff.
It was really embarrassing, but like I don't do that anymore so don't worry. No, that's why I got her famous and now people at school make fun of her for it so she won't do it anymore. So now I'm gonna go online. My favorite one you ever did is you were like, do you wanna get ready with me? And I said, I have to go pee in there. Yeah, she was like, I gotta go pee and then she walks out of frame and- Don't do something with that. Is that gold? And then in frame, she walks out like she has to go pee and then in frame you just see.
i knew it yeah yeah at least it went that way yeah you almost got in the pringles kitchen wait was that all my water no but this is no stop it don't stop it guys i hate to be one of those girls that has like cup attachments but i just i had quite literally probably the worst thing that could ever happen to me happen to me the other day and i was haunted a fly got into my straw and i took a drink and i felt it
Oh my god. So I got a straw cover because I'm traumatized. So that's how the bugs got in there, Cash.
Is there some inside joke in there? Yeah, it's absolutely viral. She came out of her butthole once. They made up this story. It's all making sense. What is going on? No, that's not a fake story. Last episode, they had this whole bit where they talked. I fixed your hair. That was very sweet. Yeah, and she was not acting sweet back. That was anger. I'm taking notes over here. I'm single, so. But yeah, and then they found me on the podcast and
Yeah, and then we started the podcast it started off doing terribly and I was quit we flopped wait. Did you actually no I? Would never quit quit tick-tock. I would know why I do You got banned and you quit you know cash got it back for me Like
Oh, I did. Yeah. I had an account where I farted and it got viral. Those are my favorite accounts, man. She put like acrylics on her toenails and like walked around. And it got viral, but then I got banned and then I made my own account and then that one got banned and then I made this one. Kate got banned recently. I can't tell y'all
what I'd say we tell it yeah I don't think it's that bad it's a true story funny was it on tiktok you got banned yeah so I get banned my tiktok gets banned a lot of y'all noticed you guys were commenting it was very rough time for me actually I didn't even notice for the longest time I was on my backup account and everyone was like why are you banned and I was like I'm right here babe what do you mean and then I realized they were talking about my main and I was like oh anyway so I go get a hold of whatever the heck I don't even know they're like you're not 13 years old or older I was like liar I
I am 13. Y'all are not ready for this story, man. So anyways, my account's banned. Finally, I get a hold of TikTok or whatever and they restore my account. But wait, wait, wait. Her account got banned for being under 13. Yeah. Which she's not. She's actually 20. So I like proved my age. I sent my like ID and stuff and so it was fine and I get my account back except for some
reason, I still don't know why this happened, when my account came back, they took down every single video I had over the last two years. So it looked like the last time I posted was in 2022, which is so weird. All my videos went against community guidelines and I was like, what the heck? And I was pretty upset about it because now it looks like I was inactive. So then...
I post on my Instagram story and all my friends are sliding up and I'm not going to say who, but one of my friends calls me. This is a week trying to get these videos back. I'm talking like we've like contacted so many people and no one's giving me my videos back and I could not figure out why. So finally my friend calls and they say to me, listen, this, our accounts get banned all the time and we do this and it works every single time. And I was like, okay, you have to file a claim. Gosh, TikTok's going to hate me if they see this. You have to
have to file a claim headquarters master yeah they you have to file a claim saying that you are a part of the lgbtq community and that you are being discriminated against and within 30 minutes they unbanned her all my videos all my videos were like back on my page because i said i was a part i was being discriminated against by tiktok and i would take them to court over it
Oh, wow. They don't want to go to court. No, I actually, I know that AI was the one who like went and banned all my videos. Like no one actually went and watched all that. So yeah, super weird. TikTok's just like one big glitch. Sorry, TikTok. I had to do what I had to do because you low-key suck and your adsense suck. No, TikTok, you're okay. You could keep, like TikTok, just keep us going viral and stuff. Also, you just went very viral. So I don't, I wouldn't say that. Oh yeah, you might take it. They might take it away.
Yeah, we didn't mean none of that. That never happened. Did you know us three, us three, we all have the same amount of followers? What do you mean? Cash and Kate account, 5.7. His account, 5.7. My account, 5.7. Really? Yes, I did stalk. Wait, y'all all do? Not me. I still have like 2 million, but our couple's account. Your couple's account? Yeah, I have 5.7 million. Our couple's account is 5.7. Harper is 5.7. And he is 5.7.
Listen guys pin you up like maverick. How many is your duo kind of? But then like the Kenzie and mad one it's got it's just with each other what did y'all say did not Saying something very interesting to me Yeah, you guys
Yeah, he was saying you smell really nice. Oh, yeah, he tends to do that. You do smell really nice. Thank you. You texted him that? I don't know. It's my dad. He also holds guys hands and says that he has connections with them. Don't touch his hand, man. You'll get a connection with him that you don't know what's happening. Don't touch my hand. Don't touch your hand. I'm just going to put my hand here if you want to do anything you can. I'll just leave mine right here. No, you can start. Oh, the connection. Oh, my God.
No, I'm a fiance man, um, yeah, I'm married when this comes out In the future that's crazy the future right now here. Yep, right up here right up here in the way Yeah
Am I invited this? You think my spot? I'm not gonna harbor was invited and she politely declined bishops the right word, right? No, I think it's like a fishy. It's a fish. Oh, they gotta be like reads the I don't know. What's a bishop the chapel? That's a chess piece
Isn't it just like a tree? No. A chess marker. The bishop is also something else. Something. In a church. I don't really know. What if y'all got married on the podcast? That would be better. You might just have to take one for the team and cancel the wedding. What? No. We would go into an actual place. Yeah, but that would get a lot of views. You're not the pastor. I'm the pastor? Kate's like a bridesmaid and Harper's like your groomsman? Oh.
And yeah, and Kim Z just- But Harper's gotta look like Secret Service with like shades on. And Kim Z just walks down the aisle right here and just gets married. I don't even see an aisle. Trips on a wire on her way in. Yeah. Our studio is very low budget. And actually, you know what kind of makes me sad? The wire drop doesn't help. Yeah, no, all of this is like falling apart. Is after the viral, not the viral, gosh, I'm tripping. The episode that came out where we like, they destroyed everything. The viral episode. And I like raged off. Um,
After that, everyone was commenting, oh my gosh, they're hinting, like, I can tell they're gonna be getting an LOL studio soon, that's why they're destroying everything. Nope! That's not happening, they're just destroying everything just to destroy it.
yeah are you sure a comment said that i saw like actually multiple actually yeah that's crazy no we're just destroying it one day we'll get our own house no we won't you guys will get your own house and then we'll have a place for the studio lol studio is quite literally never going to come it is forever going to be upstairs in our house once i'm married we can rethink yeah i had no idea this was upstairs in your house like when i watch the videos i'm like what are they filmed maybe the maybe someone's room but i did not think it was just upstairs is it low budget and like
- No, it's cool. I feel very at home here, you know? - Oh, okay. I'm glad. - That's what we've tried to tell her. Like imagine going to like an actual studio and then you're like, you know, you'd feel vulnerable with your shoes off. - I would say if we're in a studio, don't take your shoes off. - We work hard to make it homey here. - It was very homey until the wall. - All right guys, I think it's time to do the segment.
that we do with every guest. What is that? Yeah, you gotta take your socks off. No. Is that actually a thing? Yeah. Yeah, we rate your feet on one to ten. Okay, I got cute feet. My mom says I got cute feet. All right, well. Mav always rates them, so. Okay, well. Can you take them off for me? You want to take them off? Well, that's a really awesome ass job. When he takes them off, say, hey, bud. Yeah, all right. Are you serious? Yeah, we always rate the guest feet. No, we've never done this. Yeah.
I was about to do it. Shut up. When are you getting married, Doc? When am I getting married? Yeah. You're engaged. No. Wait, so we're not raiding the feet? No. Okay. I totally didn't want to see that. Well, I mean, if you take it off, I wouldn't say no. Fine. He's trying to take my socks off. I actually recently shaved my feet.
I got hairy legs, so I got hairy feet. Yeah, and I don't like to have hairy feet You are like probably one of the strangest guests we ever had on. Thank you. Do you want to see the feet or not? No, like no one's ever been as open as you are. I'll show the feet. Screw it. Oh no. I don't want to.
Unless you want to see. What if your girl is watching right now and she wants to see the feet? It's better lighting without the flash. Okay, go. No, I'm not doing it. If you take it off, I'll be fine with it. Or if one of you take it off. Put gum in his ear hole and put it back in his mouth. You told me to put it behind. I think he swallowed it too. But he won't take off a sock. Definitely swallowed it.
Would do that - I cannot take up a stock. I'll take it off. No I feel nice about having a shade so you want everyone to see it. Did you like? No one see my feet online, so this would be the first Actually, I have shown my feet online
Alright, here we go. Alright. Oh, this feels weird. Can everyone take it off with me? No, I don't really want feet. Because you're right here next to me. No, I have bad feet. Yeah, unfortunately, he can't do it. His feet are crazy. My feet are kind of small. I'm a size 9. No, his feet look like the letter S. Maverick's big toe looks like Dora's face. What? Or the manga's face. Who? My feet.
I don't like that couch, really. It's fine. We're chill. That was such a fake laugh from both of them. Did you see that? Yeah. It's fun. AI-generated laugh. We're chill.
What? Nothing. Moving on. Kate's mad because earlier today we were watching an episode and Kate said a joke and literally all of us just look at her like, oh no. Like no one ever laughs at anything I say. I don't feel that. I know you're paying because I don't get laughed at either. No, you do though. Let's just start laughing. No, but do you want to be laughed? No, you get laughed at. That's the thing. Everyone's like, oh, you're fat. Yeah.
What? Who said that? You say that to your...
Who's him? Jerold. That thing? Jerold. It still has a tag on it. Or a thing. Well, he dies a lot, so. Oh, you buy new ones. Yeah. No. He gets taken to the hospital. He's desertated. People kill him. They kill him a lot. Anyways, back to the feet. No. I thought we were going to skip that. You guys want to see it so bad? You thought you got away. What's wrong, guys? Get my socks wet.
Looks like you gotta take it off. What are you doing?
I just need to do a shout out real quick. Guys go follow my new YouTube channel. It's fluffy unicorn 68 We're at 11,000 subscribers. Is that actually? Yeah, I'm trying to get it 100k plaque. You're so random bro. I was about to show my foot and you had to break it for that. He's like doing ad read. I'm really trying to get fluffy unicorn 68 on YouTube. 100,000 plaque. So you guys should go follow. This is how I'm gonna reveal my foot. Give me the dinosaur.
I'm gonna put, I'm gonna take the sock off, cover it with the dinosaur quickly so no one sees it, and then I'll reveal it. Oh, no. Lucky dinosaur, man. You can't look, though, because you can see. Okay, I won't. Peeker! Should I do this? Raise a hand. Who wants to see? Okay.
I'm looking at the Fluffy. Oh! Oh, did you get off? Did you see it? I feel like I shouldn't look, but I wanted to. Oh, I shouldn't. Did you see it? I can't see it. No, I can't. I don't. Why are we building this up like that? It's actually not that bad. Because it's awesome. I'd give it a solid six. It's a good foot. Honestly. This is so weird. Honestly. Disrespectful. Honestly, like what? It looks like. Okay, I got that from running. You see those? Yeah. Bunions. Bunions.
From running. Oh, from running. From onions? I'd say it looks like a foot. And the toes are all, like, in a nice line. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's like, the other toe's not, like, long. That's actually solid. Solid foot. So it's, like, a 9 out of 10, 10 out of 10? Yeah, that's exactly it. You could do it an 8. Maybe not. Yeah, I was thinking 8. 8 for each toe. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. You want to see the other? Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe next time. Oh, yeah. Maybe next time. Well, yeah.
You said you're single. I am single. I've liked it. Why? Why are you trying to hook me up with someone else? Don't just casually bring that up after seeing a script match. Relax. Yeah, that's creepy. Relax. He like turns toward you and says, so you're single. I'm scared. You're single. And his foot's all like...
You had your foot out. Someone's finally picking up on the mailer as well. Sorry. I gotta get used to it. How close should I get it? Wait, I thought you had a girlfriend. No, he's just like my age and I have friends. Oh. You're gonna hook me up with someone? Potentially. Really? If you're interested. What friends do you have? I have lots of friends. What's your type? What kind of girls have you been with? Do you know? Who's like a...
Like a like have you anyone I know and like like you know like you ever been with Angelina Jolie is she your type no I've been with one girl who's Angelina Jolie well not recently wait when you say been with it sounds like okay how many girls have you kissed
Should I have my foot out for this? I've kissed... Okay, my first time I ever kissed a girl was with... I kissed two girls at once. What? Yeah. What the? I'm just like that. And I've never kissed someone since. No, I'm just kidding. I've kissed like three girls. That's it. Oh, that's respectful. Thank you. Names, addresses, socials? Anything? Social securities, I can tell you after this. Okay, good. What?
Wow. Yeah, you're gonna hit three girls. Three girls. Yeah, that's nice. I bet your future wife will like that. Well, you're looking at him like that. What's going on here? Is there some unspoken like, are you mad at him about something? How many girls have you kissed? Like two.
Two? No, it was about 31, I think. 31? Keep in mind, we started dating, and after we started dating, obviously, you didn't kiss anybody, but we started dating when he was 17. So it was all before he was 17. Congrats, Kate, you put me on blast again. So you kissed a girl like every month? He was. 31 girls? Sometimes it was multiple at night. One for every day of the month. One every month. No, listen, I was like 16...
Have a little bit of TikTok money. That's about my only excuse right now.
That's really bad. Yeah, so you said you, what did you do? You said you kissed three girls. Oh. Not at once, two girls at once. I want stories. What do you mean two at once? Yeah, I want to understand, I need to understand that better. It's not comprehensive. I was at, so my school had an after prom in high school. Oh. And I had two friends who were girls and we thought it would be funny if I kissed them both at once. How does that work? Was it funny? No.
Was it funny? It was awesome. No actually I kissed one. I was hoping you didn't kiss him and then they laughed at you. I kissed one and then I turned and she's like and the other one's like kiss me now and I kissed her. Oh. And they were like ooh thanks JJ. They called me JJ too. It wasn't a good look. But yeah three girls that's it though. How many girls have you dated? Just one. Oh. Wow I'm sorry that not even good. You want to guess?
Oh wait. Uh, Jacqueline? Megan? How did you- Hannah? No, Jacqueline? That's- No, you said it already. Wait, she actually got it? Oh! That was crazy, what? Did you know that? You stalked him, Nick. Are you stalking me? No, she's stalking- Yeah, what? That's actually less IQ than I- No. What? Who's dreams? Are you trying to win her back right now on the pod?
Go back with Jay- Come back to me. No, you might- someone might know her here. Oh. Is she an ambulanter? Her last name starts with- My gosh! What? Wait, say the full name? No shot! Wait! There's no shot. She's married now. I feel like I don't understand. She's married now, let's not say her last name. Okay. Wait, I wanna know! You mad! No. No. Okay, wait, what's the last name? Yeah. Swear!
Who is that? It's impossible. Okay, first of all, we gotta believe a lot of this. Wait, did you date her? Yeah. When? No, you did not. I did. Oh my goodness! Why is this so good? Give me some tips!
You guys kissed the same girl! Who did? You did! No, you did not. No, no, you didn't. When did you kiss her? No, I don't believe him. I don't believe him. I don't believe him. No, believe me, bro. That's insane. Believe me. Okay, never mind. I believe you. When did I do it? Wait, you dated her? Yeah, not very long. When? How long? Was it like an e-date kind of thing?
Kinda. It was like long distance. I'm still surprised that I guessed that. You're surprised you guessed it? They kissed the same girl. And then he was just like looking at him. Everybody stop saying the name because we gotta bleep it every time. Do the dolphin noise. Do you understand the odds of you guessing it is like Slim? But the odds of them kissing the same girl. That looks so staged. How did you get my name? I swear.
No, stop saying the name! Wait, so... Proud. You kissed... Like, once. When? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss you, girl. No, it's fine. You just need to make sure they weren't dating when it happened. When did you kiss her? Uh, like... I kissed her, like, I don't know. What was that? That would have been, like, 2019. 2019? There was just no way y'all kissed the same girl. And you didn't even know each other. When did you kiss her? Are you a good kisser? Is he a good kisser? No. You can find out for yourself. No, that's okay. We got an answer!
Yeah, FaceTime this girl. I'm not doing it. She's married now. Let's FaceTime the guy. Hey, who's she married to now? Well, we can't say the name. Well, just describe him. He says the whole
Everything around this girl is so, like, full circle. And the fact that you kissed her, too, is actually... I know another friend. Because she actually married one of our friends' friends. One of my friend's friends. Brother. It was his brother. Which weren't connected. Like, we never knew each other at the time. Yeah. It's like, we met this friend, like, years after they had been friends with her. This is so crazy. And then they got married. There's no way this is happening. This is impossible. Yeah, she has followers. Well, guys, me and Nick...
Kissed the same girl. Ah man. Who was this? Wait, wait, wait. When did you kiss her? 2019. No shot! No shot! Stop! I don't remember. Oh, I do remember the month! Because I was at a thing! What? When? Do you know? Man, I've kissed so many girls I just can't remember. Three? This is impossible. April, I would say. Mine was March. His was March. Why do you remember that? Shut up.
Because. I don't remember that. It didn't hold that much significance. Because I had to fly out and it was for an event and it was like, you know? You know what I'm saying? Oh, I remember this. Yeah. He hung out with me like the night before and kissed me the night before. Oh, nice. And then ghosted me for the whole weekend. We had like. Woo. Yeah.
Yeah. What? Are you kidding me? This is your wife. We weren't dating, okay? No, we weren't dating, but he comes to Texas. He's flying out of Dallas, so he comes to Dallas. Oh, is this like tryouts? No. He hangs out with me for the weekend, kisses me, or actually hangs out with me for the night, kisses me, makes me feel all special, like literally was going to leave me his hoodie, and then he ghosts me all weekend, and I could not figure out why, and then the night he gets back, he flies back in, he comes and he sees me, and he's like, we can't do this anymore. No.
And he started talking to her. Wow. Yeah, I did. And then I stopped talking to her later. She was a good kisser. You would know. You would know. I kissed her after you though? That sucks. Practically kissed each other, man. I kissed you. No, you got my seconds, man. That means I kissed you. No, that means I kissed you. What are you? Because if you kissed her first, then your stuff...
So this is pretty much her
I got seconds, huh? Oh, yeah, you don't want seconds again. Don't kiss the dinosaur No, let's not say that that makes her that makes it sound bad. Okay. She is a woman Okay worth whose worth is not I'm gonna tell it's right though. She kissed in 20. I'm gonna tell truth right here. I'm totally joking. I don't know
I knew it. Oh, that's what you texted me. I knew it. Shut up. Oh, gotcha. Am I a good actor? Am I a good actor? Wait, how did you? Wait, did I still guess the name though? Yeah. No. I don't know how you guessed the name. No. That was crazy. There's no shot. There's like a list of 30 plus girls you could have picked from and you picked the one that she was going to guess. Yeah, he just kind of, he bumped me and he's like, read this. And it just said like, act like you kissed a girl.
Stop saying the name. Oh, no. Blame me. Sorry. Sorry to the editor. Sorry. How did I guess that? She's so in shock. No, actually, like, I'm so confused. Man, we gotta bleep all these names. Yeah. If this gets out, that'd be bad. I'm sorry to whoever that girl is. I don't even know what she looks like. It already happened, actually. Yeah. A couple months ago, there was an episode that came out, and I said, I'm not gonna say the girl's name, and Cash says, no, just go ahead and say it. We're gonna bleep it. And so I say it, and then nobody bleeps it.
This girl is damning us now. She's like, why are y'all putting me on blast? I'm not gonna get it. We'll bleep it. It wasn't Alex's fault. Alex wasn't the bleeper back then. No. It's Alex's fault back there. If something doesn't get bleeped now, it's his fault. I'm sorry for saying it so many times. But do the
dolphin noise. I like that. That was fun. Yeah, but... For me, could you do, like, a woman screaming? Please? Okay, thank you. I feel like that'd be funny. Yeah, but... And then Kate DM'd the girl. She wasn't actually mad. No. She was just like... But I felt so bad. Because, like, I...
Did you take the video down or is it still up? No, because it's a whole pod episode. We could have just cut that part out. You actually can cut it. I don't think she actually cared. Yeah, she was like laughing about it. I texted her and I was like, listen, I'm so sorry. That should have gotten bleeped. Who was this? Was it the girl whose arm got bitten by a shark? No. Oh, what?
That girl I remember, she was like, wow. What are you talking about? Bethany Hamilton? Yeah. She commented on the thing? She commented on TikTok. Matt, we said a girl I kissed before. Oh, I missed that part. Wait, Bethany Hamilton commented on our TikTok? I don't know what's happening. Wait, you didn't know that?
No, I didn't. Okay. Wow. So tell me about it. You hopped up in a shark onesie and Kate said, anybody see Bethany Hamilton? And then she like ate me. Yeah, and then Bethany Hamilton commented on it. What did she say? She was just like, looks like you guys are having fun with like the laughing emoji. She's chill though. She's chill like that. We actually talked about her coming on the pod at one point. If she came on the pod, she might come on the pod.
Who? Dax. Dax Flame. Dax Flame. Who is that? Stop! Look. No, actually. Serious. Are you? You have another crush. Don't tell me you have another crush. You have a crush on him? Who doesn't have a crush on him? Yeah, exactly. He's the guy who's like, I'm going to have a tickle fight with a stranger in Walmart today. Dude, he's just like, he walks around really awkwardly. Yes. Yeah, he's awesome. Wait, I wonder if this is real or not. He was in Project X and 21 Jump Street. I want him to tickle me. Is he an actor?
Yeah, he was in Project... Yeah, but, like, I don't think he's acting. That's how he... He got, like, viral and stuff? Yeah, Project X and 21 Jump Street. No way. You didn't know that? No, I know I did. That was his whole thing. I thought that it was just, like, he, like, was, like, I'm gonna try to make myself laugh today. You're like, I thought he was just cute and just walked around. Yeah, he was really cute. Yeah, Kate showed me his account and she was like, do you think he's being for real? Like, no. I don't know either. No, he might be. Do you think he's acting it out? I genuinely think he's like that off camera. Are you stupid? No, same. I feel like... What? Oh, my gosh, he's got all y'all fooled.
No, you gotta see this guy cash. It's like it. No, you gotta see him in like long-form podcast like he can't break character He's acting I've never seen someone not be able to do a character. I feel like in a few years He's just gonna come out and say like guys that was a whole bit. This is how I act He comes out and he starts just talking normal. I'm gonna be so freaked out. No, see me cuz there's no He's just acting right now. He's like only the only parts he ever gets are like those weird parts. Oh
He's never been an actor playing like Spider-Man. I just can't picture him acting actually like that. Like a normal person? No, I can picture him. What am I saying? You can picture a dude. I can picture... I can't picture him... He's getting framed. I don't know what's going on.
Everyone was commenting get Nick Wilkins on the pod. Did you say something? No, you tell me did you set us up? No, did you sell your people like I said, okay I said If you
You guys get me on the podcast. I will show my feet and I did it. Oh There we go. Yeah, you're welcome guys. No, actually like people just started doing it I thought you guys said something no and like all my comments were always filled up with Wow, we must have like for you to go on the LL podcast and I looked you guys up and I was like, oh, they're cool Yeah, it's like petition to go for next welcome to come on the podcast And I started watching your YouTube videos and I was like the top comment like get Nick Lukens on. Not to boost yourself or anything
You guys tell us why you wanted me on so bad maybe this is why because I
We're all funny together. Maybe, and I'm coming to the wedding, right? Yeah. They just invite themselves. Let him come. Let me come. Let him cook. Wait, are you staying in Dallas for a while? I'm leaving tomorrow. No, the day after tomorrow. Wow, they're going to Colorado too. They're like, he's low-key following. We drive though. Who's going to Colorado? We are. For what? We're going elk hunting.
elk hunting? And Cash was so mad. Tonight. We leave tonight. No, you're not. Yes, we do. We actually do. That's why we were so busy today. We were trying to get everything done because we leave tonight. Yeah. Elk hunting. So you just like shoot elk? We've never got close to one. We've never gotten close to one. So you've done it before? I have. I actually got a shot at one last year. Really? Yes. Are they big? They're like a horse. They're like this big. Not a horse, but they're big. Do you just go with your...
Like do you go with anyone else? Just you two? Uh, no just us bare feet and my dad. Just like, I see one. It's actually archery. We're using bow and arrow. Oh, yeah. No, you're totally joking. You're totally lying. His bow and arrow is good. You can shoot an apple off your head. You want to do it? You got me to prank them. You're pranking me now. No, I'm not. Don't let him. Wait, can you shoot an apple off my head? You can shoot off my head. No, no, actually not my head. No, actually no, we're not shooting it off his head.
No, Nick, so do not let them shoot it off you can shoot off my head, okay? If you miss it's going through there, what kind of what kind of bone arrow? No, you're not doing that. Let me do it to you. Yeah. No, it's like actually very dangerous. I'm a trained professional Why would I trust you guys if you've never even shot one before me? Yeah
I've shot lots of things. Did you say you never got one? I've gotten things. Why would I trust you? Here's the thing. Last year, it took like a 45-yard shot at an elk downhill. A lot of brush in the way. I hit it. Oh, you did? Yeah. I thought you said you never hit one. No, I got it. But it went onto a private property. We don't know if he got it. No one was there to fact check that. Well, my father was. He came with me. Yeah. You know what I'll do? I'll put the apple on top of that, hold the Pringles can, and I'll let you shoot it. No. Deal. You're not going to do that either. Nope. Nope.
Yep. I thought it was a toy. I thought it was a toy. You're not. No. Trust me. I need you to shoot it off that and then I'll trust you with my head. Easy. You won't be able to. That's crazy. How big is it? It's pretty big. Yeah, it was like stuck in there. Dang. Yeah, it's like real. So you're going tonight and I'm going to be the practice dummy? Dude, we're going to leave earlier before him and he's still going to beat us to Colorado. What?
Yeah, Mav is real- Mav, Cash is really upset that you guys are driving. I hate- it's like a 15 hour drive or something. Yeah, what do I even pull on? It's hard. There's so many strings. Just do not let go of the string. If you pull it back and let go, the whole thing's gonna break. So what do I do? Just pull it back? And then yeah, you just let it back down.
Oh my gosh. Have you ever held a bow and arrow like that? No. Really? Yeah. Oh my gosh. You're going to have to stand up. Yeah, you're going to. How far should I pull it back? It'll stop when you get there. Until it clinks. Yeah, it'll click into place almost. So you guys have all shot this before? Mm-hmm. You have too? Oh, yeah. All right, you got it. Pull it back. I don't trust this. It's very firm. Yeah, it's hard. You got to pull pretty hard. Well, I got a double jointed elbow. You guys want me to?
Oh my gosh. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, we can yeah. Oh, so cute. You got it? You just have to pull hard. I'm gonna aim at the camera and just pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull. I'm afraid to break this. No, you're not gonna break it. It'll only break if you let go. I feel like you guys are setting me up for something. No. Okay, give me the arrow.
Oh, no. It'll only break if you let go at the end. No, you almost had it. How far does it go back? It sucks. It goes back to full draw. It'll go like this. It'll go. And then it gets easier at the end. And then it gets easier at the end.
Oh, you almost had it! You almost had it! You almost gave up at the end! Wait, it sticks? Yeah! Oh, so you pull back and it sticks. Yeah, but don't let go! You can't let go. Don't let go. Just pull really hard. I'm so afraid to break it. Nah, just go quick. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick! Oh, you're almost there! It's not set to his arms, probably. Yeah, your arm's gonna be too short. You do it. I wanna see you do it. Oh.
Maverick you gotta like size it to you. That is a workout. There. Yeah, it's not set to his arms. Your arms are way longer, Mad. Mad's arms are fine. Alright, time to shoot an apple. No! Dude, I was like all the way there and it didn't do anything. Why don't you try it off of Gerald instead? And we don't have an apple. You're not doing it off my head. We'll do a Pringle. Alright. I'll hold it. Okay, don't use that arrow, Cash. Don't use that arrow. Why? That one's not gonna work. I'm not gonna let you shoot that. It's too short.
Okay, why are you shooting this cash? Where are you going? Okay, no you're not gonna be fine what is going on?
Okay? No! No! Cash! No! It's fine. Oh my gosh. We have insurance. We just got insurance. We're good. I've never got this close with death and I fall in a chair a lot of times. You guys know. I promise you. No, I'm not shaking your hand. No. His hand feels weird. You can shake my bare foot. My word means nothing. Shake my bare foot. No, you're not doing that. Alright, you guys ready?
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Dude, wait, wait. One last word. Say the last word. Say the last phrase. What's your last word? He's just gonna die like that. Wait, wait, wait. Let me balance it. Cash! You stressed me out. Oh, what? What? I thought you were gonna go, oh my god. That's crazy. Dude, I can't believe you were scared of that. That's crazy. He was like, I was looking directly at it. That's crazy. So we learned today that this guy's a baby.
It's real! What do you expect me to... Yeah, it is pretty real but... I kinda nailed it though. I hit that Pringles camera right on it, man. You know what I'm saying? I felt like I was getting bullied. Like you were like, "Come on, man. It's funny." And you were like, "Come on, dude. Just stay still." Just stay still. It's fine. Just watch the live video. Oh gosh. My face really red? Yeah, a little bit. I'm a little nervous. It's fine. That's a valid thing to feel. I wasn't nervous. Hi guys. Well, I thank you so much for watching this episode. Is there anything you want to say?
Alright bye No that's funny Oh you don't want to say nothing? No shameless plugs? I'm just going to stare at the camera and say Just like a nice little like You're not even going to plug yourself though? Go follow me at JJ.com They know me Follow me
Find me, I'm not gonna say my name just find me. It'll be the comments top one I'm sure. And DM me. Peace out guys. Peace out to all the cameras. Is that it? Is that actually it? Beautiful. I feel like it's not done yet and you guys are like joking. Because there's been a lot of pranking in here. I'm done.