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I'm in LA. My friends are like, pull up to this house party. I go out to the backyard. There's like 40 people talking. They're all like, just throw them in the pool. I'm like, yeah, we throw them in the pool. And I go over there and it's one of my... Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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Welcome back guys. I have something I need to bring up. What do you need? What is the lyric after she keeps on moving from left to right? Come a bit closer Harper get my eyes. What's the next? No, what's next time? Chichi me so wrong. What is that? Is it touching is so wrong? No guys, I went to a party. No, no, please Stop being loud
Oh my gosh. You don't gotta yell at me. Like, continue talking, Harper, while I get the lyrics so he doesn't have a freak attack. I'd be careful to talk. Okay. I won't talk loud. We will have an ASMR podcast. You guys fight a lot? Searching is so wrong. I'm Mr. Right. Searching is so wrong. Searching? Yeah.
Searching is so wrong. Chichini, chichini. What about your party? Yeah, I went to one. You went to one? And I'm going next Saturday. Guys, Harper went to her eighth grade dance. Was it a movie? No. Oh, yeah, last night was a movie. What kind of party was it? Was it like an actual party? I feel like we should chaperone these parties. Do you guys want to see the videos? Yeah. Actually, I'm talking to the cops for it. No, no, if we can't show the videos. Did the po-po?
If the Popos don't show up, the party was a no-no. Oh, they did. No, they didn't. She's lying. I don't know if I can show y'all. No. The Popo didn't show up. The parents did. You remember that party? What party? Oh, my gosh. Where they tried to kill him? Dude. That was so bad. I have saved a man's life, and I have never been credited for it. That's crazy. I have never been credited for saving this man's life. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it. Put it on your phone.
I don't even know if he told me thank you. Does he even know that? He couldn't talk. He doesn't remember. Oh, talk, man. He wasn't conscious. I was in L.A. I'm like 16 years old, 17 years old. I'm in L.A. My friends are like, pull up to this house party. A VidCon party, right? Yeah, it's at VidCon. I don't know if you guys know what VidCon is. It's like this YouTuber's event. They're like, pull up to this Airbnb party. I pull up, and...
I'm there. It's not a very good party. You know, people are doing bad things at this party. And I get there and I'm like, this is not the type of party I thought it was. So I was just going to go home. Oh, was there no like pretty girl she could kiss? What the? No. It was a fun party besides that. Like there was a guy, we were taking money from the guys with the dollar, remember? Oh yeah, yeah. But I go out to the backyard and they're all like, just like, there's like,
40 people talking they're like just throw him in the pool i'm like wait what they're all not they're all like just throw him in the pool i was like yeah who's throwing in the pool and i go over there and it's one of my like friends slash acquaintances like i'm not like best friends with him or anything you know who he is but yeah i've seen him around had some conversations with him he's another like creator right he's completely unconscious
Like, I'm talking... Like, I'm talking like this. But not even sitting. He's on the ground. Intoxicated, gone. He's laying on the ground, completely gone. I've never seen someone so gone in my life. And I was like... You lift his arm up and it was just like... No, literally, I was like... They're all about to throw him in the pool. They're like, that'll wake him up. I was like, yo...
Wake up! He's gonna drown. I started lifting up his arm, dropping him. Everything. I started punching his arm. I was like, wake up! I'm yelling out and punching his arm. Wake up! They're gonna kill you. Wake up! Nothing. And all these people that were under the influence were like, we're gonna
No. No, no, that's okay. That's okay. That's so bad. Because I'm like the only non-influenced person there. But I thought you were an influencer. All that money, you know, drinking the Pepsi. And I wasn't. And...
It was just me and my other friend and I was like, dude, I think it might have been Parker there. I don't know. But I was like, okay. I was like, it's okay. Well, I'll take him home. I'll take him home. So I texted or call his two best, his two best friends that I know. And I was like, hey, I got y'all's homie here.
They're trying to kill him. They're trying to sacrifice him. But I told them no to the sacrifice. But you should come get him because you're turning into a mob. And I was like, what do you want me to do with him? He's like, he's a 200-pound man. He's just here. And they're like, can you bring him back to the hotel? I was like, I guess. So... Oh. How have we ever told this story? This is...
It's like a secret story. Nobody knows this story. I forgot about this story until you brought it up. Me and these three guys, we all grab a limb. I grab an arm and an arm and a leg and a leg. We all grab a limb and we order an Uber. And the Uber comes and we're carrying this guy outside and he's hanging like this.
And we're all got a limb. We're carrying him. And the Uber driver's like, no. I don't know what's happening, but no. And we're like, no, no. He's our friend. And then he's like, uh-uh. I got to knock her off. I'm like, no, no, no. He's alive, OK? He's not dead. That's so funny. And I had to talk to him for a minute. And he finally agreed.
To let him in. So I put him in like the middle of the back seat. Parker, for reference, Cash wasn't that big at this point. It's like you trying to put Cash in the car. Oh yeah, I was small. I was like 16. And this kid was, this kid, not like huge, but he's a little thing. What's his name? Probably 200 pounds. I can't say. I'll say. Ripper. No. You don't know him. No, don't. We'll tell you after. Yeah, we can't say. But it's not nobody. We can't, yeah.
I'll show you who you're talking about. I put him in the Uber. No, no, no. Show her after. She might know. Kind of. She might know. I will know. No, she won't know. Either way, I put him in the middle seat of the back Uber. It's just like a normal little car. And I'm on one side and my friend's on the other. And I forgot. It was either my friend Michael or my friend Parker that were with us. I forgot. And we put him in the middle seat and he's just leaning on me like this like.
He's gone. And I'm like, this, I've never, I didn't know it was actually possible for someone to physically, like, I'm talking a coma. Like, you cannot wake him up no matter what you do. You could throw him in a pool. You could punch him. You could do anything. He's just gone. And he's not with us anymore. You're like, you can go to check if he's still breathing. You're like, yeah. And I was like, and he's just leaning on me the whole ride. And I'm like, ugh. And then I got thrown to my friend. He was like, ugh.
And then when he'd get tired, he'd throw them back to me. And we'd pull up to the hotel, and me and my buddy and his other two best friends come out. The dead guy's best friends. And we have to pull up to a hotel like this. And everybody's just looking at us like...
I think it's funnier that y'all are literally children, like 16-year-olds doing this. Like, it wasn't like y'all were, like, mid-20s. Like, y'all were, like, actual. It's like Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. Like, you're just pulling the guy through the lobby. But the guy, they're like, the guy that was unconscious, he was probably, like, 20. Oh, he was? Yeah, he was older than us. He was, like, probably three years, three or four years older than me.
But yeah, I saved his life. I don't know if he ever texted me. Thank you or anything, but you're welcome. He probably didn't know it was you. He probably thought he made it home. An unsung hero. I'm going to text him actually. Yeah. I'm going to text him and be like, Hey,
So I did save your life. Did you know I saved your life? I'm just curious. I'll invoice you. So is your party as good as that? Yeah. Okay. It was much funner. Let's hear it. I can't even say anything about it. Why? It was fun. It was really fun.
But like what did you do? That's it? Yeah. Fun? Yeah. That's what you say when your mom's there. That's how most parties are. That's what you say when your mom asks you, how was school? It was fun. It was all right. No, I agree. That's how most parties are. It's like, yeah, it was fun. You just went there and you stood around and pretended to have fun. No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't like that. There's a new party company. No, I swear it. Did you say party company? No, no, no. It was one of those parties? Oh, like you went to David Buster's, huh? No. Oh, they had a bounce house? No. No.
No. I remember my first Dave and Buster's trip. No, I went, my first Dave and Buster's trip was with my uncle. I liked it. It was fun. Yeah, I diarrhea'd it at the restroom. Yeah, so what happened at this party that you supposedly went to? I was seven. Basically, we had fun. And then at like 11.30, we all had to get kicked out of the house because we had to go to the park.
And we hang out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your party was at the park? No. I...
I'm very confused. I don't understand what kind of party this was. So, basically... It sounds more like daycare. Yeah. After the hour was up, we had to go outside and play at the park. No, I swear. So, why did you guys get kicked out of the house? Did you eat juice boxes and everything? Because her mom found, like, us there. How many people were there? 20. Her mom just found 20 people. She was like, oh, shoot, where are these 20 people in my house? Like, 30, 20. And, like...
Yeah, it was really fun though. Okay. What did you, you said that? So like, what was so fun about it at this party? Like, was there? Oh, she said she can't say. I'll tell you after. Can you whisper to me? No. What? Did you kiss somebody? No. What the? I didn't. I'm kidding. What was that? Nothing. I didn't. I swear. Yo, don't ever, ever, ever, ever tell me I'm loud.
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No, it doesn't matter. Okay, so Harper's party was fun. That's the conclusion. I know it's also fun. I have something that's very fun. Probably actually better than my fun party and Harper's fun party. No, mine was so fun. No, no, no. I promise you this is better than both of our parties put together. And I got my nails done. They're the longest nails I've ever done. Because this party is going to happen right here, right now. You know what's going to happen? Ooh. Wait, wait, wait. Before we start that, can we finish up talking about the party? What? Right before we talk. That's really good. I want to talk about that in a second. But before we get to that,
At that same party where you had to drag the guy out. Was there two parties in a row that night? No, just one. I think it was back-to-back nights at VidCon at that house. Because me and you went back the next night and the cops were there. But before they got there, you robbed everybody. I don't think we can talk about how I robbed everyone. It was a me and Cash scam. Not a rob, a scam. Who did I rob? So these people were not...
They weren't all there. Can you clarify? They were under the influence. Under the influence. Influence of my influence. Because I'm an influencer. And she's gone. Cash is messing with this guy. And he's like, yeah, I can do magic. Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I can do magic for sure. So he goes, see this dollar? You got a dollar? Okay, give me a dollar. I need a dollar to get the magic drink. Okay, see it? So the guy's like, yeah, I got a dollar. He's like...
Which hand is it in? The guy's like, that one. He's like, good. All right. This time, we're going to play for keeps. Ready? No, but I... No, wait. You forgot. And then he would... No, no. This is what happened. He would give me a dollar. I'd say, ready? Watch this. Ready? Which hand is it in? He'd get it right. I'd be like, okay. Right? You got it. Ready? Now, we're going to play again, but if I win, I get to keep the dollar. That's what I just said. Is that how down value works? Yes, yes. But no. Then you were going to mess up the second part. Okay. Wait. Go ahead. Okay. Say the second part. No, no. I don't want to mess it up.
So then I also had a dollar with me. So is that did you know that? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, I also had a dollar and I would get my dollar out and I would say you have to guess which hand it's in and I and I would give it to my but I gave it to my buddy and my buddy would go over there and he would me. Yeah. But Michael was also there. I think I don't know. Anyways, I gave it to him. They would like put it on their shoulder right here.
Or if they had like a shirt pocket like in there or he would set it on their shoulder. Yeah, he would just set it somewhere on the person like while we're all watching the trick. So he would like set it on the person, the dollar. And I had this dollar and I was like ready? And then I would like throw it behind him. So I had it in either hand. I'd be like, which hand is it in? And they'd be like that one. I'd be like, oh. And then I'd be like, now look at your shoulder. And they were like, I got to keep their dollar. So how many dollars did you get that night? Five.
All the dollars. That was a crazy party. They had the entire place, the living room, and like, do you remember that? Plastic off? Yeah. They had plastic wrap over the entire house. That's weird. Because...
I feel like I missed out on a part of growing because in high school I never went to like actual parties. Parties are bad and they're not fun. No, they're so fun. I've never experienced it. I've never experienced it. Listen, like if you noticed that first story was Cash leaving the party because it wasn't fun. Yeah, I was literally leaving. I showed up and I was like, that party we stayed for like five minutes and left. We took their money and left. We had to get out quick. No, it was fun. Like literally it's like,
I went back from school today and it was very tiring but yeah it was fun like literally it was really fun and like literally we can you spell it out for me actually like f-u-n-a-r-t-y f-u-n party fun anyways um I walked there we got there it was so much fun we were walking around the house hanging out having just a blast and
I'm literally, I'm trying to think about like the biggest social gathering I've been to. Rager. Really? I don't think I, I literally. You've never been to a gathering? Like a family, a family, like a family gathering? No social gathering ever? A potluck? No. No. Noah Beck? What? Okay, okay. We're not talking about that. We're going to put that down. Just take it from her. Yeah. Let me see it. Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I mean, obviously my family has invited me to. Your family? Yeah. Oh. I've been invited out places with my family and on occasion some friends. With your family? But like. What kind of parties? I don't know. I just, there was never like any parties that I went to. Can I have my party now that I was going to have earlier? No. Oh, sure. Yes. Okay. So back to that. I'm going to throw a party.
And it's about to get wild. We gonna light it up and everybody's probably wondering. Like it's dynamite. What the heck am I gonna do? You know what? We'll just start now. Enough talk. So, Kate. This is my first party. Oh yeah, this is gonna be your first party. Kate, you're gonna love this party. So Kate, have you not thought it's weird like that you... I was honestly surprised we got away with this, guys. I'm so shocked she didn't bust down in tears. I'm very, very surprised that we've gone this far.
But as y'all might notice, my seat is different every episode. No! I told y'all I was gonna get like a party in it. Hey! I stand up on my own. I am sitting on Kate's books! You guys have them the wrong direction. They can't even read what books I'm sitting on. Are any of these your favorite? I also have two candles.
And a lighter. And uh, he intends to break the candles today. No! Wait! No! What? Not that one! You can always buy a new one. No! No! That's like my new one! Today we're getting Kate. She's gonna get over her materialism. Kate, you gotta stop loving the world so much. I'm gonna light it uneven! Just one side! Oh no! Let me smell it. I'm just gonna light one side.
Look at her freaking out. I just don't understand. Why would you not grab a candle I don't like? You know I have candles in them. That would be the purpose of breaking your materialism. We didn't know which ones you didn't like. We just grabbed some. Okay. What? Cut talking to your mic. Can you imagine? I'm actually, why? You're all the honors. Are we serious? No, don't burn that candle like that. Wait. This candle? That's a Christmas one.
Okay, so can I burn it? It's summer. You're just gonna, I mean, I'm just... Unevenly? I'll just buy a new one next year. Okay, so we'll burn the fun one. No! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! I'm easily influenced! Why would you do that? I don't understand. I'm gonna go to Bath and Body Works right after this and buy that candle again if you burn it uneven. Yeah, she's gonna use your money. You're not scared of me burning a candle uneven. I don't want it to burn uneven. You need to shut her credit card off. This is unacceptable.
Can you not burn it uneven? Oh, no. Can you not burn it uneven? I can't believe you're doing this. I'm genuinely asking. Just be a nice husband for once. Oh, but don't do it, Cash. Don't light all three. Do you want me to light all three, Kate? Yes, I would like you to light all three. Oh, God. What do I get out of it?
Hurry, Katie! Time is burning away! What do you mean, what do I get out of it? Dude, she looks mad. She looks real mad right now. Just be a good husband. I don't know. Oh. Like, don't do something I don't want you to do. Hey, how about you don't disrespect your husband? Yeah. I would never go get something that you like and purposely just mess it up just because. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, honey. Well, that was fun. Give me it now? No. No, I'm going to put it out with my fingers. No. No.
I can do it. Why would you do that? Why would you put it out with your fingers? Oh, you're not doing it Harper. Oh, oh, are you okay? Yeah. What in the world? Wait, did you step off the episode? This is not good for the candle though. Oh, he says that. Look at that. Oh, I'd blow it out quick or else it's going to burn. Yeah, Kate might freak out. We don't want Kate to freak out. Did nobody get my joke? No. I was like, do you need to step off the episode?
Nobody gets that? I thought you said, do you do this stuff on the episode? Just let me look at it. No, you're just going to make noise. Let me just look at it. You just want to look at the candle? She wants to make sure it's okay. I just want to see what it looks like. She needs to make sure it's okay. All right, check your candle. Hand me that. Hand me that lighter. Is it okay? Yes, it's fine. Okay. Hand me that lighter. No, that's okay. Just do it. Please. Give her the lighter. Maybe one day. I'm excited to do it. I will do something nice to you. I have a trick. Well, I was nice to you.
I literally, if I wasn't nice to you, I would have burned it unevenly the other day. Yeah. Or earlier today I walk into my closet and I noticed like half of my books are missing. And I was like, where are all of my books? Like the second I went in there, I noticed it. Who checks on their books throughout the middle of the day all the time? To be fair, this was Alex's idea. And, and I was like, well, I guess we'd send them the books. But I tried to, I tried to pick out, I tried to pick out the ones I thought you didn't like the most.
Why would you not just ask me? Well because then it defeats the purpose of like surprise I'm sitting on your books. Oh. You think if you sat on the candles they'd break? I actually when my books were missing I thought like well obviously he's doing something maybe he's doing something nice. Isn't that a silly thought? That is a silly thought. I do stuff nice all the time. Remember yesterday? What did you do yesterday? Took her on a date. Did you really? No. Where? At Applebee's? David and Buster's. Oh.
And then I said, okay, like we should head out now. And he reloaded the car. That's really good. I know, I reloaded the car four times. That's a good date when you're like 12. But you know. I was ready to leave the date. Like, cause we still had some shopping. I'm not going to lie. I actually, I'm talking trash. I'm ready to leave. I would enjoy that date. That'd be a fun date. No, it was, it is fun. It was, I had a lot of fun, but it's like, we still were going to shop afterwards. And we did. And we did. But it's just like. So I took her to Dave and Buster's and shopping.
No, I have cameras on all of you. I know what you did. Dude, I watched her. She was zoned out. She came back. She had no idea what was going on. She just came back and said something. Yeah, some of y'all are like, guys, I feel like y'all don't let Harper talk.
I'm telling y'all, sometimes she's with us, sometimes she's not. Like, she's here. Today, she's not with us. She's here, but she's more like the kid that I brought home from the Airbnb. She's here, but not here. Harbor? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Let Kate finish her story. I was having fun, but we had already been there like an hour, reloaded our card twice. Like...
What? That story or the party. You can get to both, but you can't have two conversations going. Well, okay. Have your conversation. No, no, no. I want to know why you reloaded your card twice. He already wants to know what happened. I want to know why you reloaded your card twice. I just... Never mind. It doesn't matter. See? Now you're upsetter.
I upset her? No one upsets my wife like that but me. Okay. So... And nobody accepts... Oh, my gosh. Nobody upsets my friend or takes my toilet seat without giving me a lighter. Oh, my God. And the toilet seat. Maybe that's, like, the first sentence anybody's ever said in the world. I think about that all the time. Like, that's definitely the first... And Maverick says no. Well...
There's nothing new under the Sun so that's just where I'm getting Bronwyn Selmer cleaning gas Sign exit, that's the person. Yeah, that's never been said before. Well, that's not a complete sentence Yeah, but it's never been said before I went to the washing machine with Bronwyn Selmer my mommy and then I went to are you talking about in that order? Yes, and then I went to the dinosaurs. This has never been done before. Oh
I feel like I should argue with you just for fun. No, this has never been done before. Well, I have a toilet seat on my knee. I got a lighter in my right hand. Yeah, because they don't move the same muscles. That was your left hand. Exactly. They don't move the same muscles. And nobody's ever done this. Nobody's ever done this. Well, maybe that. No, no, no, no. They can't because I moved both hands, twisted this, put my foot up.
But wait, I mean, they might could have done all that. I feel like there's odds are like so much. I mean, out of all the people that have ever lived, I feel like somebody's. Yeah, they haven't moved the same muscles. You mean your muscles? Yeah. What do you mean the same? Like nobody's ever done this. No, I really, I really probably think someone has. Because nobody's ever moved the same muscles that I have. Okay, Red, you need to just. Give me that lighter. No, please give her the lighter. Fine. You know what?
That was so bad. Sorry, I messed up. Let me do it one more time. Ready? Magic. Ready, ready, ready? That was so bad. Yeah, I got like that. It's just not quite cool. What? That's not it. Really?
Really? You make me want to get on my phone. Can you tell me about how much she hated my special date that I tried to bring her on? I didn't hate the special date. We walked into the mall to get jean shorts and he said, do you want to go to Dave & Buster's? And I was like, sure. On a date. I said, do you want to go to Dave & Buster's on a date? Why do you leave that part out? I said, sure. We'll go on Dave & Buster's. Were you already at the mall? Yeah. We were already at the mall. You can't already be at the mall and then go, you see Dave & Buster's, want to go on a date at Dave & Buster's? No, no, no, no.
You want to go to Dave and Bob's? No, no. That's not what happened. I brought her on a date to the mall. And since we're at the mall, we have to go into stores for the date. Wait, was the mall the date? What kind of mall? We were at lunch and I said, I need jean shorts. Let's go to the mall because we were right next to it. Let's make a date of it. Which is fine. I was like, okay. I don't think that works like that. No, I love...
He literally was like, I like spending time with him. Yeah, we'll go to the mall together. And then he was like, you want to go to Dave & Buster's? Yes, on a date. We went to the mall together on a date so I could go to American Eagle and buy jeans on a date. When did Cash ask you out on a date to the mall? You know what? Our first date was at Dave & Buster's. No, when did Cash ask you out on a date? I don't remember. When did you say that? Wait, our first date ever? No, yesterday. When did you ask me out on a date? I'm starting to think you never asked her on the date. No, so we were sitting at Dave's Hot Chicken and I said...
I said, you know what? I need to take you on a date. Hop in my ride. I'll take you to the mall.
Evidently. I don't think that's what you said. Okay, no, how it really went is she said, I need to buy some jeans. I was like, okay, let's go to the mall and we can make a date of it. What the? Those words don't come out of Cass Baker's mouth. Okay, then what did I say? You said, okay, we'll go to the mall, but you never said, we'll make a date of it. Okay. That's something Maverick would say that you would make fun of him for saying. Let's go to the cinema. That's true. You'd be like, you made a date of it? Remember that one time when Maverick squealed?
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, you did it just now. You just did it. Mocking you. All right. Fine. I didn't take Kate on a date. No, it wasn't a date. I drug her to Dave and Buster's. It was forced. Forced her to buy...
Jean shorts. No, it was fun. And then I drove home with a frown on my face and said, I hope you don't ever expect a date from me. That's how, that's what really happened. No, it was fun. We were going to the Molly's. It was kind of messed up. That's not what happened, guys. I take my beautiful wife on a date and what do I get? I didn't ask for it. Do it again. That's not what happened. Then what happened? That is not what happened. You said, do you want to go on Dave and Buster's? I said, yeah. We went to Dave and Buster's. What, Mav?
I don't know. I heard somebody say over there, do we need to interrupt him? So I thought there was some problem. No problem. No problem. I think we have a link with you.
So there is a problem. There's like, just don't turn around. There's no problem. Just don't look over there. There's a problem. We're not about to stop the episode and go back there and plug it in, you know? We had a full conversation. You know what? Okay, so they unplugged the TV. Has it been on at all? No. Okay, so. I started pressing this. I was like. I hope you guys don't miss the TV this episode. I put the logo on it.
We're going to try to add a logo on right now. I don't think that looks good. Just like it was before. Just give me that lighter. She so badly wants the lighter. I can't. Just like, you know, for like... Safety reasons? Yeah. I'm a safety person. You can trust me. No, because you're sitting on the couch next to her. Like, you know, just for like, you know, like... Hey, no, also...
Matt is not the person that needs a lighter. One of y'all will light the couch on fire. You think I'm gonna like smoke a cigarette? Like what? Give me the lighter. Dude. I'm still bored. Let's make things interesting. Me and Harv are gonna be over here with a ciggy. Do it! Do it! Do it! Cash, if you do that, I will give you $100. $100? How much are you giving me? I'll give you $1. $101. Kay, how much you got? I got your credit card to go buy 15 more books if I want to after this. Do it!
Please don't and you're also burning out the gas, please don't I would rather you not do that Logan see here's my issue. Mm-hmm. He's just everyone watching at least one want you to like this Yeah, but the second I light it everyone's gonna say you're a path Everyone's gonna say why would cash like that book on fire? That's the worst husband I ever see bill do you have?
You dirty little people want to see me like this. Y'all want to see this flame hit Kate's book. Y'all want to. They do. But the second I do it, y'all going to hate me. They want to build you up just to kick you over. So just do it. They really do. Y'all some nasty people. Y'all want to see me light poor Kate's book on fire. They're typing in the chat, burn it. Burn it, burn it. But in reality...
The second I do it, y'all gonna turn on me. Even though I was trying to provide you entertainment. But Harper wants to do it. Yeah. Are you coming to let your book on fire? No, Harper's not gonna do it. Yes, she is. I will. Harper's not gonna do it. Yes, she will. No, she won't. I'll do it. Give me that book. Well, see, then I'm the bad husband that gave Matt the book. Okay, I won't do it. Just give me the book and the liner. Do you like this book a lot?
I haven't gotten to read that one yet. Oh, no. Okay, can I just burn? I'm going to burn one random page and she won't know what happens on that page. I want you all to know that I have a book cart in my room and in my closet and it's full of books. That sounds rich. No, it's a little. You got a book cart? It's a cart that's maybe this tall and it just has books that I've already read and there's a basket sitting right next to it full of books that I haven't read. And so instead of grabbing the books that I have read, they grabbed the books I haven't read.
Well, I didn't know there was a basket for read books and a basket for unread books. Yeah. Well, either way, you shouldn't have taken my books. That's a very rude thing to do. You keep making horrible passes on this. Why don't you just grab it? I feel like something's going to happen to my book. I'll tell you what. I'll give you the book and the lighter. If you can take it from my hand. Okay. You get one hand, Kesh. Yeah, you only get one hand. You get two hands. Oh, my God! My hands are sweaty!
My hand is sweaty. Okay? Wow. It wasn't even harsh. My hand. Y'all know I have sweaty hand problems. You were so confident. First your grandma beats you in arm wrestling. Now this kid. Okay, let me try one more time. Okay, let me get a better. One hand, I'm telling you. Yeah. I'm locked down. Grab from the bottom, Harper. Yeah, grab from the bottom.
That is hard. Well, this is hurting me. That's embarrassing. Watching a man handle my books like this. Here you go. Just one whole page. If I catch fire, then one whole page. Is that okay, bro? Oh my gosh. Is that okay, Kate? What do you mean, is it okay? No. No, it's new, this whole episode. Do it. There's no way she's going to do it. Yes. Oh. Oh. Yes. Don't worry. It's not that bad. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
I'm buying a new one. Look at this. Do whatever you want with it now. I'm buying a whole new book. Harper, you are my favorite host on the show ever. This is so... I can't believe you're doing this. Burn it. In her house too. Burn it. My gosh. Yo, that book was fire. That book was hot. Not the time to make jokes. Anyway, let me see the book real quick. I'm going to... Wait. Oh. Does it look like I'm reading like a wizard book? Wow. I'm learning how to cast spells.
Dude, you're burning the page. That is not a good look on her face. Well, I'm glad we did that. Yeah, hopefully the smoke detector doesn't go off. Oh my goodness, Harper. Yeah? Why did you do that? Because y'all told me to. No. Yeah? It kind of adds an aesthetic to it. Yeah.
Like see? Yeah, don't be mad at me. It's kind of aesthetic-y, Kate. Look. Oh, is it? Like the page is like... Do you want me to keep doing it? I will. The page is like... Look, it's like cool now. I like it. It looks better that way. Do another one. You can't tell me it's not aesthetic. Do some more. No, because I already got to buy another one. So I can't really afford to buy anymore. Oh, yeah. I can do a bunch of tricks. What kind of books are those? Are those like anime books? Light your hair on fire!
No. Yes! No. No. I'll do a piece. No, don't, Harper. Cash. Fine. Cash is like, I'm not your manager anymore. Should I do it? Oh, yeah. It's not even attached to your head. What? What the? Hold on. Oh, no. It's going to smell like burnt hair. I hate that smell. No, you don't. You smell it. No, you don't. You told me to do it. Hold it. Wait, here. I got something. I got a fun thing to light on fire. Whoa. Hold the flame there for me. Oh, my gosh. That's weird. Oh. Oh.
I don't know if y'all can see that. Oh. I don't know if y'all can see that on camera. So what kind of books are those? Like anime? Anime. The only books you're into are anime. What's your favorite book, Kate? That you're sitting on or in general? Is your dream to like cosplay as one of your anime books with Cash? You and him could be like, what cosplay would you two do? Like Tangled and Flynn Rider. I don't think that counts as cosplay. Why? I guess it does. Dressing up as cartoons? Okay, yeah, dress up as. I guess I have read some of those books actually. Okay, well what's your favorite book ever?
No, not that I'm sitting on. Just your favorite book ever. Ooh, I don't know. Gosh. Ah, that's a hard question. Y'all are not going to know the book I say. I feel like you guys could dress up as like Drax and Gamora. What? What the? Is that an anime thing? Y'all aren't going to know. It doesn't matter. Well, just tell it. The audience might know. Okay, The Inheritance Games by Jennifer Lindblom. Oh, I love that one. Oh, this is the one with the girl with the blue dress in the book? You're thinking of a different one. It's called The Inheritance Games. It's about a girl.
She's 17 and she's homeless and living out of her car. Is she in a small town world? No. I mean, she's just a girl. I think she lived in New York or something. I don't know. Anyways. Dream guest on my podcast. I can't. That's in my head all day. And you're new. My ex. I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm not.
Do you know what that is? What's up, brother? No. Do you know what she's saying? Honestly, let's spice things up one of my exes. Do you know what that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's JoJo Siwa. No, it wasn't JoJo Siwa. That wasn't JoJo Siwa. I don't watch JoJo Siwa. Oh, yeah, but she did that as like, somebody else said that first. Emma Chamberlain said it first.
No. Yeah. Emma Chamberlain said it first. She said probably one of my exes. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Jojo said it. Jojo was on a red carpet. It's so funny. And they were like dream guests on your podcast. Somebody else said it on the red carpet before Emma or before her. I don't think that was. No. Yeah. It was definitely Jojo. No. She's definitely. No, Matt, I'm telling you Jojo did it first. Oh my God. What? Am I crazy? One of my exes. Jojo has an iconic voice.
She does have a crazy, like, a unique voice. Juj has such an amazing voice. Hey. Sorry, sorry. Hey, y'all, can y'all come back to reality here? Sorry, I gotta... Oh, there goes gravity. Everybody's like, Cash talks all the time on the podcast. Look, I'm not gonna talk. They're just on their phones. Guys, do you guys, like, wanna see me...
Also, surprisingly, these books are one of the most uncomfortable chairs I've sat on yet. Well, you should just get off of them. Oh, no. No. Please be careful with them. It helps get... It's hurting me more than it's hurting you. No, it's not, though. That's the thing. Physically, I mean. Can you maybe just get off my books now? You made your joke. You sat on my books. Ha-ha, so funny. You caught one of my books on fire, and I'll just stop sitting on them. Now put that through your arms.
Can you please put it through your arms? That's so bad for my books. And my butt. Trust me, my butt is getting some knowledge right now. I'm just going to inspect my books after, and if they're messed up, I'm going to buy new ones. What? It didn't hurt the words. Words are still there. Actions don't hurt your words. What? I don't know what that means.
Actions hurt more than words. - Just try to put it through your armpits. - No, but the actions aren't hurting me. - And I will stand by that until the day I die. Actions do not hurt. Wait, words do not hurt more than actions. - Yeah. - Actions hurt way more. - What if you got hit by a car that hurts more? - No. - I could say whatever I wanted to Harper right now to try to hurt her feelings. - You could say a lot of things and hurt her feelings. - But if I threw this at Harper, I promise you this is gonna hurt more.
Don't do it. Actually, please do it. What are you doing? No, please just put it through your arms and feel my uncomfortableness when the literal toilet seat went around my whole entire thing. Like, my whole entire arm. Yeah, I think they saw that episode. It was insane. Like, it was so funny. She got stuck. I got stuck, and then I wanted Cash to feel like that. Feel the pain. So can you please do it now? I did it on that episode. Just do it again. Okay, so Harp is losing her mind today. Losing it.
Harper, do you read books at all? No. I'm not a bookworm. You definitely, you have to read. What type of books did they make you read in school? None. Before I actually liked reading, they tried to make me read and stuff and I just didn't. There's websites that give you the answers to all the questions they'll ask you. Tuesday, Tuesday. Spark notes. You just look up like, oh, I shouldn't say that. Read the books the teachers give you.
But I didn't. What did you say, man? What's the thumbnail? Oh, the thumbnail of this podcast? Is it the dead... What's the thumbnail? Is it you carrying the dead person out? So... Hey, you guys get a... We can't look into what it's like when we didn't come up with a thumbnail. So, uh... Should we title it something about the party? Or... I can bring up that one story that I said was a good thumbnail that I haven't told you yet. Bring up that. I don't know if the bot that you carry... The house parties are good? Uh, actually, house party gone wrong could be good. No, um...
- Nah, we'll talk about this guys. - Huh? - Can we get Kane's brother? - Can we get Kane's brother? - Yo, we're looking at DeBaniel's phone. - Special players, special teams, special players. - This couch spends half the time on their phone. - Yeah.
Harper is just honestly you're just a chronically on your phone teenager, so Don't let them judge you brother brother. She just said wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Let me see your phone okay. No no no I promise I'm not gonna do anything bad. No you're not gonna do anything. No don't give it No, no, I know I promise I will give it. He just wants to see your screen time. How did you know that? Cuz you're so predictable Cash. Okay, I want to see your screen time
What do you mean? How did you know I wanted to see your screen time? Obviously you want to see your screen time. What do you mean? I was just asking for her phone. There's an infinite amount of things I could have done on there. Well, I just said she's on her phone all the time. Six hours? Guess her screen time. Per week or per day? Per day is like 12, 14. No, she's in school. Daily average. That's why it's so high. It's because she's in school. No, you can't be on your phone in school, right? Daily average.
- Daily average, I'm gonna go 10. - I'm gonna go 13. - What is it? - Well, it depends on your week. I mean, honestly. It's pretty crazy. Almost a month ago, your daily average for the week was two hours and 30 minutes. - What? What were you doing? - And then the next week, it went up to 11 hours and 30 minutes a day. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, she was on vacation or something. - Then nine hours and 17, and then seven hours. - Okay, so I was the closest, like 10 hours.
That's not a huge difference. I'm not on my phone that long. That's crazy. Seems like it. That's actually crazy. Today, you've been on it for four hours and two minutes. I say that, but I don't even know what my screen time is. One hour YouTube, one hour TikTok, 30 minutes Pinterest. What's your screen time, Ev? I can assure you I was not on Pinterest for 30 minutes. You want Pinterest? I was on it for one minute. One minute. 30. Brother. My screen time. Listen, brother. Special team, special place, special screen time. My screen time is...
Five hours. Yeah, I have the shortest screen time of all of y'all. My screen time is three hours. Three hours? She's reading too many books. Okay. Yeah, your reading time is more than that. And her TV time. Kate's a TV watcher. I am like a sticky iPad kid. She just carries her MacBook around and watches Netflix all day. Well, that's because like I don't...
I don't like short form content. I think it's bad for us. No! What? How is that worse than long form content? I just think that short form content is too... Wait, wait, wait. This is revolutionary. Wait, everybody listen. Kate's going to give us a lesson on why short form content is worse than long form. I think that short form content has just ruined people's attention spans. But long form? I think that if you can sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie and be fine...
you're fine in life. They've been doing that for years and years and years. But short form content just started happening like these last few years. I was literally talking to one of my sister's friends in high school and she was like, oh, I tried to watch a movie the other day and I couldn't.
probably because it was a bad movie no she was like she was like i just wanted to get on my phone and watch tiktok that's all people don't have the attention span to sit down and watch a two and a half hour movie anymore probably this is a bad movie there's just no good movies coming out no more not like they used to be like how many people would and if you have two hours of your free time how many people are gonna turn on a movie versus just sit on their phone and do something on their phone i mean i agree
I don't care about your springtime. I don't care about your movie time. Y'all just asked me. What I care about? You just asked me. It's taken from you. Taken from the rich. Taken from the poor. Taken from the homeless. Take everything. Rob and you. I'm in the hood. Rob and you. Special teams. Special players. Special players. Tuesday. That was funny. I was bored. My screen time is six hours. It's a genie.
That's not a long distance relationship though, so he's probably his face time a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's your face time? Give me that. I gave you everything. No, no, no. No, give me specifically your face time. Oh. Give me specifically your face time. This is my seven hours? No, no, no. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. No, let me see. Six? He's not showing the correct thing. Three hours? Let me see it. Bro. Let me see it. What's your problem? See? He doesn't want me to show his face time. I don't like...
Harper I got pictures of her. Ma'am, let me see it. Yeah, all right, dude ma'am. Nobody can see this. We feel very excluded. Huh? Is that AI? I feel very excluded. Yo, hello! Yeah, nobody can see these pictures. I'm screen recording. I feel as though I'm not as important to this podcast as the rest of you guys. Those are all AI, aren't they? They're not AI. These are real photos. Why are y'all fighting over a dog? Oh my gosh, that has to be AI. What are you talking about? She's a real person, Harper!
- Harper doesn't believe that. - She's a real girl. - What the? - That's one arm. - Is she a dancer? - Yeah. - Oh God. - What's going on in these videos? - What? Why do you judge me so hard? - I'm not. - I don't understand it. - Those are not real. - What do you mean it's not real?
I'm glad that the viewers know exactly what's happening right now. Well, they do. It's a screen recording. That does not look real. That does not look real. She's a real girl. Yeah, I know she's a real girl, but those photos don't look real. You know why you think that? Because the pictures were taken horizontal, and Maverick used Photoshop to make it vertical. That's not what I was showing her. That's not what I showed her. Oh. Yeah. Well, we wouldn't know because you weren't showing us. Who did the Photoshop?
party looked real. So y'all will know that I'm at a party. Am I crazy for being annoyed when we're on a podcast and people just get on their phones? Am I crazy? It's like this. We're in the middle of a podcast. We are in a conversation. No, no, no. We're in the middle of a podcast and both of y'all are just like this. Well, we're trying to be like Logan Paul. Hey, that's much better with y'all like that.
So, back to the very beginning of this podcast. There's no way that... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My party? Yeah. You keep saying it was fun, but what was really fun? It was fun. Everything was fun. I'm not joking. Everything was fun. What was fun? What did you do? I can't say. Did you play games? Yeah, I played board games. Monopoly. Yeah. Did you win? No. Yeah, you didn't. No, but we also watched this boxing match.
Oh you watched UFC 300? Yeah. Yes. That was so good. Yeah. And then there's like this girl bleeding everywhere. Special teams. Bro. Special plays. Special players brother. Okay. And then we were drinking Red Bulls. Hey. Oh that was. Oh that's not. What was that? Oh don't do that. You know that one thing where you lick it and then you. Oh. Oh. I think. Okay why are you not on your phone?
I don't like being on my phone. Hey, you don't like being on your phone? Do y'all see how much dead this has been? No! What are you talking about? That was so dead. So dead. I'm glad we can get him out. I think that was the only time we've been able to successfully talk without you interrupting. Do you like this thing? Yes. You want to play Frisbee with it later? Yeah. I'm down. Now. Now. I don't know if that would work very well. Tuesday, now. Tuesday, now. Get open. We're going to break our TV. Go get open.
Green, 18. He's trying to intercept it. Don't let him intercept it. Oh man, I really tried to. Oh my gosh. That just chunks that. That's so scary. No, no. That hurts so bad.
You hit my knee right here with this No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yeah, you're not even... Why'd you have to mess it up? That's like the lamest thing you've ever tried to do on this podcast. That was embarrassing, bro. No, it's actually working for me. I know. Sometimes the hooky does work doing that. It does. I'm like... Okay, it works when Cash does it to me. Cash does it to you? Yeah, I can't do it to myself. Also...
Okay. I had something I've been meaning to bring up. Maverick does not know that this has happened in our neighborhood. Wait, what happened in our neighborhood? Oh, no. He just crushed the books. Oh, my goodness. He just ripped them.
I'm ordering new ones right now. No, I'm buying them right now. I'm buying them right now. I don't care. I don't care. This was an accident. I don't care if it was an accident. I still need to get new ones. No, this is... I'm going to get it. This is bad. No, not yet. No, I'm ordering them right now. No, don't. Why? Stop ordering new ones. That's like $200 a bunch. I know. Those books are expensive.
Look, look, look, look. We don't know which ones are broken, so don't just go order 50 books. I can see it. Hey, you turn the lamp off behind you. I can see. Wow. I can see that you completely ripped the box. I feel like we should check some of those books out and make sure they're appropriate. I can see that you literally destroyed the box. Yeah, we should. Hey, we want to go through the books. You're going to ruin them. Listen, it was an accident. It's not an accident. I told you we can order new ones if I break them.
Yeah, but it takes forever to get in. I'm gonna order a new one because you ripped it. Okay. That's fine. But you were telling me to stop ordering stuff. Well, because you looked like you were going crazy trying to order a bunch of things right now. Just calm down. And relax. And can we all get off our phones? I was just looking up her book. It says that it gets very, very spicy. Which one? No, I'm kidding. Anyways, like I was trying to say before, the book's fell. Um...
Yeah, what happened to the neighborhood? Was there an earthquake? Our neighborhood is under God's wrath. Wait, what? Because, did you know that our neighborhood was built on a hill? Yeah. So, you know how all those houses keep getting struck by lightning? Yeah. You remember how I told you that? You remember how I told you this a long time ago? Yeah, but okay, that's not the end of the story. Okay. So, you know how that one caught on fire?
No. What? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, so you remember, you know, me and you and Alex and Kate were all here sleeping? And we woke up and said, God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me! And we were sleeping like a month ago and we heard, kaboom! And we were like, the whole house woke up and we were like, oh my gosh.
Yeah, so it turns out three doors down, their house caught on fire. Wow. The fire department showed up and everything. And their house, like they can't live in it for like six months now. Because like it burnt, like it burnt, burnt.
It's like gone? No, it's not gone, but it burned from the inside out. Like the one guy? Because the wires from the electrical, it caught the electrical on fire, so it burned like inside. The house just engulfed? No, outside looks fine. Inside, toast. What? Yeah. Outside the house, they cooked it from the inside, like a microwave. That's not what Charlotte told me. Charlotte's our elderly neighbor. What did Charlotte tell you?
Charlotte knows all the juice in the neighborhood. Charlotte does know all the juice in the neighborhood. What did Charlotte say? Charlotte said that it wasn't the flames, it was the water damage from the fireman putting the fire out. Charlotte...
- Oh. - Knows nothing. - Well, so there was a fire. - Yeah, there was a fire. - It sounds like a pretty bad fire. - My house got struck by lightning before. - Listen, guys, Texas is like super flat. Like it's super flat. From our house though, we live like 20 miles away from Dallas. We're on the only hill. Like I'm not a mountain. Like a hill like this, like it goes.
Like, it's not a little hill. But everything else is so flat. 20 miles away, we can see Dallas. We can see Fort Worth. The skyline at night. We can see everything. We can see everything. As far as you can see. But anyways, the crazy part about this is how the house freaking caught on fire. But because we're on that hill, lightning. Yes. And we were like, after the house literally caught on fire, we were like, what? And we get on the neighborhood page. Apparently, this neighborhood, which was only built like seven or eight years ago,
Three houses have caught on fire from lightning in this neighborhood. - I can't find that one photo of my house being struck. - Three, okay. So, okay. - Hey guys, there's only about 100 houses in this neighborhood. - So you're telling me I should put that back in? I should probably put that thing back in?
I was like, how have three houses been struck in our 100 house neighborhood? Yeah, we got to put those smoke alarms back up. We got to install sprinkler systems. Yeah, so our house is definitely catching on fire. And we're like at the peak of the point, too. Yeah, we're like the highest part. And I was like, we're lucky it hit the lower people and not us. But... There's a couple houses over. We literally are. It's like two houses over. The lighting just went away.
We would be on fire right now. And the craziest part is, is all of us woke up. I woke up. Kate woke up. Maverick woke up. Alex woke up. We all woke up to this kaboom, which clearly shook the whole house, man. Like, it clearly couldn't hit our house. I was like, wow, it sounds like it was literally right outside our house. Here's how loud it was. All of our car alarms went off. Yeah, all the car alarms were like, woo, woo, woo.
At like 3 a.m. And I'm just looking out my window like, this is not good. You know what's really stupid of us? What? None of us checked to see if our house was on fire. Well, no, no, no. I got up and looked around. I got up and looked around. I was like, it looks fine. We all just went back to bed. I was like, wow, that lighting could have literally struck our house. You're telling me after lighting strikes your house, you're going to go outside and check? I mean, no. Three houses down, they were burning. I'm not going out to look. That's how I died.
What? So I get struck. Why do you strike my house first? I go outside. Be standing in the water. No. You know our grandpa got struck by lightning?
Twice? What? Yes. My mom's baseball friend. Odds of being struck by lightning twice. The odds of being struck by lightning twice in one day are extremely low. What do you mean one day? I would be so mad if I got struck by lightning and that same day I got struck by lightning again.
But why is that even an option twice in one day? Like, what? It says the odds are 1 in 13,000, which is a lot less than I thought it would be. That's not a lie. You're telling me 13,000 people, one of them can't hit twice in one day? There's no way this is possible. There's no way. I hope I don't ever get struck by lightning, because I really don't want to, like...
Sorry, hi. Let's see. What are you sending me, Alex? Okay, well, I'm waiting. I don't see nothing. Okay. If I get shot by this. What is lighting twice, dude? That would be so bad. Should I screen record? Okay. Okay. Wait, heartbreak. Yeah. This man got shot by lighting twice. No way. On video. Oh, he's down. No. He's down. No, this poor man. How long does he sit here? He got to get up.
Get up. Dude, imagine what he's thinking. Well, he's probably out. Strike him again. Come on. Oh, he's getting up. Don't move. Just stay there. There's no way. There's no way it hits him again. If it hits him again, he's just like. He's screwed. He's just to go. He's just to just. Wait, the video's long. We're almost there. Are we? Yeah.
Oh my gosh. Come on. No. Is he getting back up? Yeah, he's going to his car. He's like covering his head. No! Did it get him again? Yeah. I looked away right when it got him again. Dude, how does you get struck by lightning twice in like 60 seconds? Not twice in one day, twice in 60 seconds. He's like covering his head like, please don't hit me.
I mean, you're not supposed to get up if you get struck by an elephant. Dude, no one- if that wasn't caught on camera, no one would believe him. I got struck, okay? And then, like, 30 seconds later, I'm like, yo, I got- and he struck me again! I mean, he would show the battle scars. Everyone would be like, okay, dude. Okay.
Imagine back in the old days and they just got... There's no shot. No one's believing you. You know, we were talking about this the other day. Okay. Was it Benjamin Franklin? Like kind of discovered, like not discovered, but like... What did you say? Benjamin Franklin? I got a lot of those. Yeah. Benjamin Franklin was looking up at lightning and like, man, how high do you think he was to look at lightning and be like...
I'm gonna try to get that. Now, was it Thomas and Edison? No, that's a light bulb. But that man had to be on something to look at lightning. Yeah, imagine before electricity was a thing. You're that guy that goes, I'm gonna capture that lightning. Okay, buddy. And he's like, I'm gonna tie a string to a key on a kite. And shock myself.
He tied like a key or something to a kite and flew it and he was trying to get it to strike lightning I think it struck his kite. No, he did a big metal pole. Wait, your mic. No, it was definitely... Wait, what happened? Oh, the lightning rod. That's right, yeah. She knew it. I knew it. And Benjamin Franklin, he created... Yeah. I also want to learn about this man. Wait, did you know Benjamin Franklin created the Tesla?
Think so. Yeah, he cuz what's it called in school? He like had a didn't he have like a tea on his forehead and then later Elon Musk became like the head owner Yeah, something like they're like related, right? That's his dad Benjamin Franklin is Elon Musk's grandpa and Donald Trump No, he grandpa Benjamin Franklin lived many lives ago. Do you know how old America is?
Only 200 years old. Actually? Yes. We're relatively new here. So Elon Musk would have to be 159 years old because Benjamin Franklin died at 61. Yeah, so his grandpa.
There's a dad in between. Oh, yeah, Elon Musk is a little old right like But they are because he created the lightning bolt or he He created the Tesla vigilant Franklin had a tea on his forehead because he created the Tesla Elon Musk was thought that was an information is not true. Yes. Y'all are wondering no I learned it in school You know my house
The house I grew up in got struck by lightning. And then you know what also happened? My house did too. No, it didn't. Yeah, it did. No. I have a video. And the tree next to our house also got struck by lightning. Twice. What? Twice.
And then the other tree... Are you just throwing twice out there? No, no, no. It got struck by lightning twice, and then the other tree got struck by lightning as well. So you're telling me your house, your tree twice, your other tree, and your grandpa twice. And these trees are... Yeah, I just wouldn't go to that house, honestly. That's probably not a good idea in a storm. Yeah, if you don't want to get struck by lightning, do not show up to our house. But, dude, that terrifies me, knowing that my house...
Can get struck by lightning or did get struck by lightning. No. And it could just be on fire and I would just go back to sleep. No. Like your house is on fire. Your smoke alarms will go off. Well, if you were awake, you would have to jump out the window. The smoke alarms will go off. Maybe not Mavericks because Maverick unplugged is, but ours would go off.
Wait, guys, what would happen if we had to jump out of the window? Oh, me? I'd be fine. I'd be chilling. I used to plan that when I was a kid, how I would do it. Yeah, me too. How I didn't want to open my window. You know how you can slide your window open and open it? I would mentally prepare, like, I'm going to grab that chair and smash my window so I can get out. I still do that low-key sometimes in bed. No, we would just slide our window open. You know, Maverick, what?
When we were growing up, we had a bedroom. And then when we got older, we wanted separate bedrooms. So my parents built a wall, like an actual wall in between our bedrooms. Wait, what did I do? No, not you. So then we only had one window in our bedroom. But when we built the wall, I got the window. And Maverick had no window. So Maverick had a bedroom with no window. So he looked like a ghost. So, yeah, there was no... Yeah, basically within a closet. Ha ha ha!
And they built a sliding door in between our rooms so he would have a fire escape. But you had two doors anyway. You had three doors in your bedroom. Yeah, but the fire was over there. He had three doors and no window. Listen, our house, constructively, okay, wasn't the most thought out, I guess. Dude, I remember as a kid, there was a show we watched, and this guy snuck out of a three-story prison window.
With toilet paper. There's no way. Yep. I think, why wouldn't you just jump? No, no, because it was like three or four stories. He scaled the, with the toilet paper? No, no, no. He did get out the window. He took the toilet paper, rolled it into long pieces, and then braided it together. And it held. There's no way that held. Yep. Dude, I gotta know what toilet paper they're using, because I'd be wiping it and it'd be getting on my hand because it's so fragile. I'm like, ugh. Oh, wait, is that not...
Wait, y'all tell... Wait. Okay, so I'm gonna get off the podcast. Wait, that doesn't happen to you guys? I don't wanna be here. Wait, is that not normal? What all have you touched in this one? No, no, no, no, no! You're gonna get demonetized. You can't play music. No, that was normal music. He just touched your phone. Alright, thanks for watching, guys. We'll see you next time.