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Her arm is gone! Oh no, her arm is gone. I found your arm! Here you go! This is the wrong arm. This is her left hand. Hey, you have two left hands. I'll help you reattach.
What's going on right now? Mom is bleeding. Why do I feel like we're watching an episode of The Office right now? What? Mom is bleeding. I don't think that's going to fit. I don't think our arms are going to fit back on. It's okay. Don't worry, guys. I'm an arms dealer. I'm an arms dealer. It's going to fit. I know how to do this. I do this for a living. For a living.
There you go. Now you got two left hands. Oh, I'm so glad she's better now. And I'm glad her arm is touching the floor. You look like Slenderman with that arm, dude. You really look like Slenderman. It looks like it hurts. It doesn't. Well, I know because it's not your real arm, but...
It really doesn't. I'm glad you have the right to bear arms. Yeah, okay, yeah. So enough of the arm jokes. What are we actually going to talk about? Yeah, those are getting out of hand. Yeah, they might cost you an arm and a leg. Seriously? Seriously? Seriously, no more arm jokes. I can't handle it. Why do you got Christmas socks on? These are Marcus Cheer socks. No, they're Valentine's Day socks. What?
That's a lot of socks Looks more like a peppermint Yeah it kind of looks like a peppermint And I thought that said cheer Oh it does say cheer I thought it meant like cheer Like holly jolly cheer Holly jolly cheer Like cheerful Oh yeah yeah It is the season to be cheerful We have a Christmas song out
Oh gosh, that one. Jam Junior. Yeah, Meemaw did drop a Christmas song one time. They're back. That's all that matters. So don't go listen to it. That was bad. Does this look like it hurts? Harper, would you do that?
A Christmas song that was like on Jam Junior? What about like... God, no. I'm sorry. No. I think you should drop a song called like Santa's Revenge or something. Guys, does this look like my actual... Yeah. Santa's Revenge. Her mic is... Oh, sorry. Santa's Revenge. Oh, yeah. Maybe she shouldn't. Drop a song. Yeah. Okay. No, guys. I think I will. Yeah. Anyways, does this look like it hurts? Did y'all hear that? What Matt just did? What? Like just for no reason. He just went...
Oh, that's just a tick I have. A tick? Yeah. You don't have a tick? I do. I'll randomly... Man, are you making fun of... That is not a tick. That's a habit. There's a different statement. Are you making fun of his disability? Yeah, apparently. What about you when you go like, that's a tick? No, it's a habit. Don't make fun of that. It's a habit. What about this, Mr. Wrists? Don't make fun of that. That genuinely affects my... It's a habit. You developed it yourself. No. Just like I developed mine myself. It's a habit. You can develop ticks. It's a habit.
Is this a tick, guys? No, guys, this is not a tick. I just called it a tick and you said it's not. Mine's a tick. So you developed it from just doing this. You started doing that. And I developed mine from just going...
I mean, I guess it could be a tick. I guess it, I don't know. Is that a tick? I don't think any of, I don't think that's tick. I don't think that's a tick. Wait, what the? I think a tick is like, what the? I think a tick is like, hey, what the? That's honestly one of my ticks, man. I say what the way too much. See y'all, I don't think y'all know what a tick is. Trust me, I used to get ticks on me all the time when I play in the woods. I understand your
Yo, yo. What? Dude, you're going to break the couch. No, I'm not. I'm going to break her arm. My arm. Wobbly. This couch has been through, guys. It's already been cut open. It was fake. No. I knew it. It wasn't fake. I swear, guys. I swear. Listen, stop making fun of my tics. You made fun of me last episode, and you need to apologize for that. I'm going to apologize for that. Okay? We already talked about that.
- You're not gonna apologize. - So go ahead and apologize for that and what you just did. - No, but first the tick thing. - Yeah. - Is that a tick? - No, I don't think this is a tick. - Okay, see, wait, me, you don't think mine's a tick? - No, I think a tick is like when you literally have something in your nerves or something where you go like,
Like that. No, but I think all tics you can stop. I don't think it's like physically. Sure, you could stop it. Let me slap you across the face. Maybe, actually not all. A lot of tics people can't stop. You're right. You're right. But I think also you can develop tics that you just do without thinking. I think that's a bad habit you have. She honestly might be right. It might just be a bad habit. It is a habit. Those are both just habits. Yep. I have a
habit or habit or take whatever you call it where i do this habit and i bend my wrists and sometimes i do it hard and my wrists literally are fragile from it now yeah and i also have a habit where i do this but there's nothing going on with his face he just does that yeah that's why we call him doing that yes it's scary i'll be doing them both i'll be like if you see him out just be like hey wrists people confront me about it like my barber he's giving me a haircut he's like bro are you good i was like what he's like you're like it's
I was like, oh, sorry. I don't even know how to do it. But do your eye thing. That's so weird. Oh, I do my eye thing. Anytime there's like light wind on my eyes. So like at church, there's like this little fan that blows on me. And I'd be doing it in church all the time. You guys hear that? He's one of those people at church that they take care of him. They're like, we got cash to your fan right here. We got your fan. No, no, my fan. What do you mean your fan? No, if a fan is blowing on my eyes. Well, don't say my fan. Just say a fan. But like.
I feel like you have a fan there at church. No, no. I'm imagining someone at church just like...
I can't do a fan. Same thing if I'm in the car and the AC is blowing on my eyes. First of all, it's my biggest thing I have to tell people. Can they turn it off my eyes? Because if not, I just sit there like this. It's scary. Sometimes they'll just be sitting there and you're like, what is happening? Stop. That's a knee slapper. But it's always when there's wind blowing on my eyes. If there's not wind blowing on my eyes, I pretty much never do it. Ow! You hit my tibula. Ow!
I don't think she did. No, she didn't. She actually hit that special part. Remember where I said I have that thing? No. Everyone has that. No. Are you talking about that thing? No, not that thing. Remember the thing that I have? Remember? No, I have this thing. Where you move your lips and your eyes. I have that thing too. No, I have a thing right here. Here's so many things. That my shins, the top of my shins are extremely tender. So if you touch it like this.
Like that hurts really bad. I think your just butt hurt. It's because it's you know it's because I grew too fast. You can never relate. It's because I grew too fast. Yeah my bones are strong. It's not fragile. And so my bones didn't have time to like grow with it. And so now my bones right here are very tender and they won't go away until it catches back up. You got a tender tibula. Good to know. No stop. What about your fibula? Dude. I'm gonna get like a giant hammer and just hammer you down and make you even shorter. He won't do it. You're a minor. Go ahead and hit him. Also I'm gonna sharpen yours
- You can just grab your toenails and dig you into the ground until you stand. - Why do I feel like one day I would just walk outside and see Harper digging in the ground like a dog? Just, I can totally see that man. - Just digging your grave. - You know what, that's the craziest freaking homicide happened yesterday. - What's a homicide? - A murder. - You know like in Minecraft when you jump off the cliff?
That's a homicide. So a suicide. No. What? No. Oh, no, that's a suicide. Homicide. Oh, you know when you're on Minecraft and somebody pushes you off the cliff? Yes. That's a homicide. I watched the craziest thing yesterday. Maverick's girlfriend has a dog. What? Oh. That annihilated a lizard.
never seen something so brutal. It wasn't even that brutal. No, listen. The dog was like running around in the backyard and there's this like giant lizard. It was literally like that big. Right, Matt? It was a pretty big. It was a fat lizard. It was a fat lizard. You need to lose some weight. He literally was like struggling to move. I'm kind of curious how the lizard did
to outrun the big giant dog the dog was like running around and didn't like see the lizard and we were like oh my gosh like she doesn't see the lizard and math kind of like touched the lizard and it started squirming so the dog saw it obviously and the dog went crazy she grabbed she said and the tail flew off the lizard don't worry those grow back and the tail was like squiggling still oh yeah the lizard kinsey grabs her dog she's like stop
- I'm telling you! - And Matt was like trying to save the lizard and he's like, "Come on!" - And what were you trying to do to save the lizard? - I'm a little CPR, just give him, bring him back.
tail back on he's like you'll be fine it'll work just like i rehabbed him he's fine and then yeah somehow the lizard like was resuscitated from maverick cpr he's a lizard hero people just all worship you now they just like please be attached to my tail he saved the lizard's life and the lizard had a second chance at life yeah but so stupidly ran to the one spot where the dog could get her again
So then he goes under the grill. Wait, it's not over? No. Stella sees the dog sees the lizard. We'll call the lizard Jed. Jed goes under the grill and Stella, the dog is like under the grill trying to get to Jed. And Jed is stuck under there until finally Kinsey grabs Stella again. And then Mav like picked him up and threw him over the fence or something. So did Jed live?
Jed's alive and well. You don't think he bled out? No, no, no. He told his friends and he brought me some other dead lizards. They actually come to me now. It was the craziest thing and I was scarred. I was just freaking out watching it. I love all the stories. All the stories are great, guys.
- Let me- - That needed to be shared. - Matt wants you to- - You needed your highlight reel. - Look at this, look at this everyone. - Thank you, thank you. - Look what Matt's gonna say. - But here's the thing. - First let me riz up the dinosaur. Look that way, look that way. - You're gonna riz up the dinosaur? - Wait, not all the way.
okay treat me like my tea what okay so listen back to what i was saying listen um this has all been great it's been a great episode so far and i want to continue it but we cannot move forward he wants me to apologize without you saying sorry to the viewers and to me and to me and okay first of all i don't feel like it's a real apology if you tell me to apologize no no i just want to give you a moment where the opportunity is there so i don't appreciate you you don't have
I don't appreciate you telling me to apologize. I'm not you don't have to no no see now I have to apologize you don't have to apologize I do have to apologize no, but now it's forced. Yeah now like even if I do apologize Now even if I do apologize it just looks forced
Like you weren't going to do it. Were you going to do it in the first place? I thought about it. I did. And I was going to apologize, but now I don't even want to because he's like, Cash, apologize now. Yeah, I didn't expect you to apologize. Okay, fine. Here it is. It's not going to be a real apology. Let's just talk about how rude you've been. Yeah. Apologies for on and off the air. You can get them all right here. Yeah, we can get it all clear. Y'all obviously all probably saw the last episode.
And if you watched the last episode, some things were said. Mm-hmm. That were very rude. What? Yes, they were very rude. Yes. Yes, some things said that were very rude. Is anyone sensing sarcasm in his voice? Wait, did those rude things come from you? Mm, well...
I think those rude things kind of came from multiple people in the room. What? I remember Kate said some rude things. What did I say? I remember Matt said some rude things. What are you talking about? And I remember I might have said some rude things. Harper is pretty innocent. Last episode, everyone was talking about Maverick's eating disorder.
And I didn't... Stop. I don't... Go back and try again. This is the worst apology ever. Go back and try again. Eating disorder. No, I'm saying that like in like... He has eating disorder. Y'all didn't know he finished. Let me finish. You're saying eating disorder? Let me finish. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that, Gerald. No, listen. I'm saying eating disorder is what... And then... You don't need to put quotations around it. I was literally talking about it in LA. You were talking about it in LA? Yeah, I was like, Maverick has an eating disorder. And...
Who were you telling it to? To my mom. I was like, I think Maverick actually has an eating disorder. And I was like, it interacts with your actual life. And it does, okay? Yeah. Did you tell her what Cash said? Stop glazing him right now, please. Did you tell her what Cash said? Wait, was she here? No, she came to the very end. She was like, oh, I don't know. So I was saying Maverick's eating disorder. I was saying it like that. I'm saying it like this. Everybody calm down. I'm saying it like this because that's how I took it.
And I thought we were joking. I thought we were like, Maverick has an eating disorder. No. Why would we joke about that? Why would we joke about that? Because I went my entire life and never one time has this man ever said he had an eating disorder. Or never one time did anyone in my entire life ever say he has an eating disorder. Your mom just said it like a month ago. Family dinner. My mom did. Oklahoma. And you know what you said? What?
You know what you said at that dinner? He looked after the dinner. He was like, I don't know why mom thinks I have an eating disorder. That's not what I said. She's always so worried. No. Mom wanted me to go to therapy for it. I said, I am not going to therapy. Mom doesn't need to worry about me. I'm not going to therapy. Well, you should go to therapy if you have an eating disorder. Maybe I should. I'm not going to. An honest man. Yeah. And never in my entire life have I ever heard this news. We get on the podcast. He says he has an eating disorder. I'm like, oh.
Okay. Yep. Okay, well, apparently, you're going to make the man cry. It was kind of one of those things that, like, nobody ever acknowledged because he's not really sensitive about it, but it was just, like, a known fact to everybody. Cash. If there's something wrong with the person, do you just point it out? Yes, you point out my lip all the time. No, I don't.
No one has ever talked about your disorder. Look at your lip. Nobody does that. Y'all have talked about my lip and everything and nobody cares. The only thing I've ever said about his lip is that I like his lip. What's my disorder? What? What's my disorder? Well, we are not going to talk about it. I don't have a disorder. We're not going to talk about it. I don't have a disorder. See, it's polite not to talk about it. So we're not going to. Because I don't have one. So he doesn't have one or does he? Why are you shaking your head? I don't have one.
Well, I'm not going to talk about your disorder right now. Babe, do I have a disorder? It's none of our business to air it out on the internet. No, go ahead. Air it out. If you wanted to, you would air it out. I don't have one. No, no, no. No, please. The point is... My point is, Maverick, no one has ever in my entire life, I've lived with this man ever since I was born, no one's ever said...
He has an eating disorder besides my mom one time. So then when he brought it up, I thought we were all trolling for the cameras. And then the cameras cut and they're all like, you really don't think he has an eating disorder? And I'm like, wait, y'all really think he has an eating disorder? And I thought we were all joking for the cameras and playing everything along. Yeah, it's not something you joke about. No, I thought you guys were kind of joking about it to make me look bad.
And that's why I was getting so mad. How did we make you look bad? You made yourself look bad. Because you're the one who said. Because I was so insensitive. Like, you don't have an eating disorder. And you were like, but I do. And I thought he was trolling me. No. I'm just telling you what happened. I believe you. I'm listening. Right. So where's the I'm sorry? So skip to the point and just apologize is what he wants. Okay, where's my I'm sorry? For? My I'm sorry? For what exactly?
Because you guys said I have a disorder. Okay, we didn't make fun of it. No, we didn't. Really? Because Kate did say I have an eating disorder. Wait, no, we didn't. And you did too. No, I didn't. Y'all both said I have an eating disorder. Did I? Actually, I don't know about you. Wait, wait, wait. But you did. She said I have the opposite of what you had. Okay, okay, wait. So we affirmed your disorder?
And you unaffirmed mine. And that's the problem here. No. Yep. Projected on me. I didn't. You said you have an eating disorder. No. Yes, you have. No, she said that. You said that too. No. Yes, you have. No. Yes, you have. I like food. You called that an eating disorder. No. I'm pretty sure on the episode you said, well, then I have an eating disorder. Well, maybe. Because he was saying like if I went to a beach city and all they had was fish, I'd consider it would be considered me having an eating disorder. You didn't say you have an eating disorder. What I'm saying is
Apologies that you're begging for me to apologize to you. I'm saying it was a misunderstanding and you clearly don't understand that. I understand that. And I forgive you. I don't. That wasn't an apology. You can't forgive him. Oh, I just have already forgiven him. It looks like he forgives us. The Lord has forgiven us. Guys, when y'all were younger. Yeah, but you can't forgive someone that doesn't ask for forgiveness. But you, you have no empathy towards me. God, I ask for forgiveness. I mean, you could forgive them, I guess. You're asking me to apologize, but never once did you apologize to me. You never, what?
What? I'll say it again. You're asking me for an apology, but you never once apologized to me. What do you want an apology for? No one even knows because nothing happened. Out of all the stuff you've bullied me for on this podcast, no one's ever apologized to me. Stop playing the victim. Thank you. Harper, go after him. Stop playing the victim. You're literally playing the victim. Literally. It's true.
Everyone else, if I say a joke about anybody else... When you were younger, did you feel like you needed therapy? No. I'll hold you back. Don't stop. No, I'm saying everyone else, when a joke gets said or I say something to someone, everybody's like, that wasn't called for. You should apologize. But then all y'all say something to me, whether it's true, false, whatever, and I take it as a joke and everybody laughs at it. And even in the comments, everybody laughs. But then when I say a joke to everyone, everybody's like, how would... Well, you need to know... Okay. Yeah, like what Harper said, some of the jokes you say genuinely hurt people.
And if it hurts people, it's not funny. That's not true. Like what joke? Cash, here's the thing. When you got gay, that. Your definition. Here's the thing. If everything's a joke to you and you're going to say, no, it's not. But the truth is, if it's funny, it is. That's the thing. I take everything as a joke because we're literally on a podcast called the LOL Podcast. After the podcast, it continued. No, no, but I say jokes. When the cameras quit, you continued though.
But the thing? So did you. No, we didn't. Yes, you did. I told you. I told you. I told you. I thought this was an apology. I told you once the cameras cut, I was like, wait, you guys are serious that he has an eating disorder? I did not know that you guys were being for real. And you continued saying, no, he does not. I still disagree a little bit. I think because like I said, I've seen you so many times in my life when you're actually hungry, you want to eat something, you'll just toughen up and do it. What? But. When? You will. Name one time. Like when you brush your teeth with ranch.
I vomited. You did not vomit, bro. Yes, I did. No, you did not. Yes, I did. On the set. No, he didn't. I would highly remember. It's on film! I would highly remember if you vomited on that set. I literally told him, I said, listen, I can do this, but I'm going to throw up. That's my point. Mav would never eat ranch, but he had to for a video one time, and he just toughened up and did it. And I threw up. Either way, we're not getting back into this. Either way. You don't have any examples. That's what I thought. That was an example. No, I didn't eat it. He's being rude to me right now. He's being rude to me right now. Invalidating your example that's fake?
That example was not fake. Y'all just talk nicer to each other and no one will feel like you're being mean. I've been talking very sweet this whole time. No, you guys are slightly getting aggressive. But my point is, we're on a thing called the LOL Podcast. And then when we say jokes and do stuff... Okay, sometimes, but...
You do have to know boundaries because people have feelings. A comedy movie has serious parts. Maybe I'm saying you're too sensitive. I don't know. At the end of the day, I don't care if you apologize to me, but I hope you know that a lot of people watching do care about me and they want you to apologize to me. They also want you to apologize to them. I'm just letting you have the
opportunity again to apologize. I'm not saying you have to. They only want an apology because you played it. Because you hurt my feelings. Yes, because you played it like I hurt your feelings. No, my feelings aren't hurt. Y'all have all said the most brutal things to me on this podcast. No, we have not. Everybody has said stuff. What have I said? There's a reason you're 7%. We're on a funny podcast. Dude.
We're on a funny podcast. I don't want to bring it up, but you do match that 7% as well. Yeah, but I'm 7% with about half the following. They don't know what you're talking about. We did a poll where we said, who's your favorite host, Cash, Maverick, Kate, or Harper? Me, Maverick, each 7%. They tied at 7% of the people. The girls were at the top and the boys were at the bottom. That's all that matters. Was I the favorite?
Yeah, Kate Harper reached like 40, 30, 40, whatever it was. And then me and Mal reached seven. We were like, what? Yeah, Harper was like 60. I think it's because I'm grateful for my seven. And each and every one of you that voted for me, I love you guys so much. Bro, you're not class president. I love you so much.
Thank y'all for voting me the highest. I'm the president of everything. Thank you. I like being runner-up. I've been second in every aspect of my life. And I've always been first. I've never even had first. Well, let me apologize so I can get my percent up. Listen, I am sorry. Pretend to say it like you mean it. Maybe it'll go up higher. I was saying it. I'm not saying it like I mean it. I was actually meaning it. You said, I'm going to pretend to apologize. No, I said, let me apologize. No.
I can't even apologize. You're doing it more like a political campaign. See? This is why I don't do anything, man. Just let me apologize. I'm listening, honey. Thank you. Don't call this man honey. He's a thief. I apologize. And I actually am being serious. If I hurt anybody's feelings. On or off camera. Anyone. But with that being said, I think everybody's a little sensitive.
Oh, and this is with every so now you're calling the audience sensitive. No, I'm sorry. I'm guys. I'm going to apologize for him. My brother, my brother does not know what he needs when he says this. I'm sure 99% of people on this podcast that are watching aren't concerned about their looks and you're just being like, you don't have any sugar. You're fat. You're a ginger. Wouldn't I say any of this? Well, you've said every single one of those things. When?
Okay, you said I have a big lip you said I said you have a big lip No use I said you said you have an eating disorder. Yep. Yeah, you said I have a big list that I don't you said I look like an over-inflated five-year-old It was a good line, okay Obviously other people want to copy it's fine. I've said that all the y'all when I get on camera Oh, yeah, like you just look way too big for the camera. I
No, we say you're just a low focus individual. Maybe that's what they're saying. You have a low quality face. It's not our fault. Yes. The other day, they all said, Cash, your angle just looks more low quality, but we think it's just your face. Yeah. He has a low quality face. No matter what lens we buy. That's not true. Listen, listen. That was actually... Okay, okay, yeah. Harper, we've tried multiple lenses. We have cheap lenses on me and you. Yeah. Why? Our quality is great. Because we have great faces. Yeah.
We put nice lenses on this man and somehow he's still low quality every time. He's too pale. He's like paper. I was reviewing one of my videos. See, that's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. I was reviewing one of my videos and when the editor would zoom into my face, I was like, why do I look so low quality? Yeah, it happens to everyone. I mean, yeah, it happens sometimes to everyone. It happens to the best of us. But I'm saying, I do stuff like that. I sit on a camera and all of you are like, you look way too big for the camera. But I don't make it a big deal because we're- Oh, it's big. And I think it's genuinely funny. See this one?
I think it's funny. That was funny. Because we're on a podcast to make people laugh. If any of those things were genuinely hurting your feelings, we wouldn't say it. If you were to seriously tell us, I don't want you guys making those jokes anymore. Those hurt my feelings. It's kind of like this. Imagine you go to a stand-up comedy show and you get your feelings hurt.
See, I would absolutely do that. Yeah, but that's not right. When you go to a stand-up comedy show, it's like feelings at the door. Leave your feelings at the door. Well, I wouldn't go to a stand-up comedy show. To me, that's what our thing is. We're a comedy show. Everybody needs to leave their feelings at the door, and we need to just all laugh and have a good time. And nothing is serious. We literally had a disclaimer in some of our episodes. Nothing serious? Nothing of this podcast is serious, so do not take anything literal.
I don't think we have that disclaimer. We do. We did have that. I did. I watched all the podcasts. Yeah, we have. We do have serious topics. Like it's a broad show. We do a lot of. I would say 90 percent of it is comedy, but there is like a 10 percent where it gets more serious. That's like implying that everything on this is false and it's just jokes and comedy. A lot. Ninety five percent of this show is factual. Like these are real life true stories. OK. Why are you saying it's like natural, natural geographic? Yeah.
These are real life, true stories. From real people. I've apologized. I said if I actually hurt anybody's feelings on or off camera, I am sorry.
But I also feel misunderstood. And you say you're all sensitive, though. I do believe. I believe everyone's a little oversensitive. Not like, I mean, I think everyone. I don't. Vote for me. You're probably the most sensitive. Vote for me. I don't think you're sensitive. No, he, I don't know. I think the whole world is a little too sensitive. Listen, the truth is, no one cared here. Am I sensitive? Nobody cared about what he talked about because we all joke around like that. Like, nobody really cared. That's what I'm saying. But we realized that after watching the footage, he was.
He looked really bad. I did. It didn't look good. I didn't want to put the episode out. I was like, I didn't realize that's how I look.
I don't want to put that out. But they... He came off a bit aggressive. But they forced me to still put that episode out. Nobody forced you. He did. No one forced you. I didn't force you. You said we have to. I just thought it was funny because he always gets mad at stuff I say. And he's like, if we ever have to... He said this multiple times. If we ever have to not put an episode out, it's going to be you or Harper that have that. Because you and Harper are always saying out-of-pocket stuff. And then this man... So you're talking about me? No.
I said that in front of you. This is the man, though, that then turns around and says, I think we shouldn't put this out. Listen, whether that's whatever I'm saying, I didn't want to put that episode out. And so all y'all in the comments that feel bad for Mav, he's the one that said, no, this must air. Cash. This must air. Yeah. As a brother. I still think. Let's see how many mediocre of you.
Mediocre is a lot. I'll take it. I love seeing you guys rekindle your relationship. I would even consider mediocre of you. It's getting so emotional. That means a lot coming from you. Because you're so mediocre. What's the episode called? That one's not out yet. Wednesday? I don't know. I don't know when it's out. It's going to be out before this one. It'll be the episode before this one.
It'll be titled something along the lines of Maverick's Eating Disorder, so you'll know which one we're talking about. It's going to be hard to miss. It's just really embarrassing that this over-inflated five-year-old is probably trying to hurt other people's feelings. It is. I mean, he literally has a dinosaur on his dick that he loves. He can't let go, and when we take it, he freaks out, and he comes over here and, give me a bag. It's not funny, guys. It's really not. No, it's pretty funny. See, I'm the butt of every joke. No, I'm... And I'm tired of being the butt.
I don't want to be the butt no more. You might be the butt of the joke, but Harper was the one without the arm. I at least want to be the head or the shoulders or the neck. What am I? I'm the heart of the joke. You're the smallest part of the joke. You're the pinky of the joke. What? That was funny. How is that funny? Because he's the smallest part of the joke. It was a pinky.
Cash, don't cry. Why are you acting like you're so sad? I wasn't acting. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be acting. For our own health, I think we should never do an episode again. Are you really sad? I was just seeing your thing and I was like, ever since people liked me before they saw who I was. When I didn't talk so much.
Before we had a podcast, everyone was like, oh, I love Cash. And now that I talk a lot, unfiltered, people don't really like me. Or people have fallen more in love with Kate. And me. And Harper. And even Maverick. Yep. Went from six to seven. Wow. Well, how does that make you feel? Are you really sad about that? It's just like a plant. Yeah, that's a plant or something. I wish you could show you were nice.
what like you are a nice person you genuinely are like one of the nicest people ever yeah you just gotta work on how you come off yes but you come off that is so true people literally come off so aggressive because we're on a podcast like a comedy show i i understand that what are you what are you doing doesn't look like weed y'all they can't your microphone no and matt pull your mic down what did you say it looks like
marijuana no i don't think so it looks like a windmill don't wear marijuana leaf doesn't know i wouldn't touch that it was wet she told you after i touched it he put his fingers on it i wouldn't touch that it was wet no but yeah like literally you're just like so rude like no he's not kidding you're not listening i'm kidding
You're not mean. I don't think you're mean. I've never seen you, like, genuinely be nice. That is not true, Harper. No, like, I have. But, like, no, no. Like, that's, like, not a rude thing to say. Like, y'all have never seen me be like, oh, my gosh, are you okay? Like, is everything all right? Do you need help? Like, y'all have never seen me do that. I've never seen Cash do that. Or Mav. Actually, yeah, I have seen Mav do it. And Kate.
Oh, you're saying I reach out to you? No, not to me. But like to the... To other people. To other people. Like if you're like, oh my gosh, are you okay? Or like, Kate, are you okay? Like seriously? We're thoughtful. Yes. And I've never seen Cash do that. And y'all probably haven't seen me do that either, right? No, I've seen you do that. You have? Yeah. You keep glazing her mouth. Yeah, I see you do that. Here's the thing. Cash is just... The empathy part of his brain is just...
He shows his love in different ways. Strong, very strong. These are all jokes, guys. No, that is false. What do you mean? Our parents our whole life said I have way more empathy than you. No, honey. What? You're mixing it up. Yeah. They've always said Mavericks had more empathy than you. No. I could call mom right now. Oh, please do. No. Cash, just don't. Your mom has said that before. No, no, no, no, no, no. Your cousin's saying it. I'm saying it.
I'm saying it and your wife. Maybe listen to us. No, no, no, no. I'll call her. Oh, no. Oh, y'all are so wrong. If I call mom right now and she says, who has more empathy? She's going to say me. I'll call her. Just don't. Can I be serious? Alexis has been working here less than a month and he knows you're wrong. No. He's like, no. I'm so serious. Don't call your mom. Oh, my mom's kidding me. You're going to get married. Amber, what's your bet? I'm telling you, she tells me. You have more empathy. No, she tells me all the time I have more empathy. No.
And ask her what your strong suit is because she also tells you. You actually think this right now. No, I know it. I don't just think it. I'm not saying you're not a caring person, but you're just like, no. I'd say he's not caring. Mom, I'm telling you, mom's going to say me. Or call your dad. I'm sorry. Call your dad. He might answer. Mom has no empathy. Your mom is the most empathetic person ever. Don't want her to pick up. Trust me.
okay i don't know if she's gonna pick up or not i mean she we'll see if she calls back my dad he's probably working but he's not working at seven o'clock okay let me call him there's no way if you genuinely i feel i feel bad like there's no shot he believes this yeah i don't mom has told me to my face oh honey i think he really is mixing up some conversation right now no hi oh hey mom
Hey, uh, I'm here with dad. He's just working on some equipment. Okay. Um, we're on the podcast right now. Who would you say has more empathy? Me or Maverick? Empathy. Ooh. What do you think, huh? Yeah. I would have to probably go with Maverick. No, wait, wait, wait, everybody be quiet. You don't really get why people feel upset or hurt sometimes or
but you don't really get that a lot of times. No, Mom, you told me. You guys told me. No, you guys. Wait, what did you say? I said you're out of touch with people's feelings. He said you're out of touch with people's feelings. No, listen, you told me. You told me just the other day that I have more empathy than math. I did? What?
You were like, you have more empathy, Mav has more, and I don't know what it was. Wait, can I talk to her real quick? No. No. She did. Ask her what your strong suit is. I mean, maybe in the context of what we were talking about, it made sense. I don't know. Okay, so what would you say I have more of? Because you said that. You're taller. What was the conference word?
We were talking about people's feelings and the way people are and people's situations and the way people are. And you were like, you've always been more empathetic than Mav. No, I think Maverick... Do you know what empathy means?
I'm asking seriously, what does empathy mean to you? Like, you feel bad for people when they're in a situation or you... You're able to really comprehend how they're feeling and why they're feeling that way. And I feel like a lot of times you just look at a situation and you're like, well, that's stupid. They shouldn't feel that way. Instead of...
understanding that that might be painful for them or that might have hurt their feelings no but okay well then I'm mixing something up you told me like I'm sure we did I'm just trying to remember the conversation I don't I don't remember probably more aggression no you were like you have more empathy Maverick has more and then I don't know what it was I think I Tara I think he's mixing up what you guys said so if you said Maverick has more empathy what would you have said Cash has
I think Cash has a lot of compassion. I mean, when he sees someone in need, he doesn't do like most of us and just say, "Oh, I hate that." He actually does something about it. So I think he has a lot of compassion for people. Maybe that's what we were talking about. Yeah. That word does not recognize. Cash definitely has... Yeah, Cash has more compassion. Sympathy!
It's sympathy. No, that's what I'm thinking of. Okay, if sympathy makes you feel sorry for people, then you help them. I mean, that might mean... That's what my mom told me I have more of. No, you don't. Empathy, I think Mav understands, yeah, that can hurt people more. But you are very sympathetic with people in that you're going to step up and, like, help them or something. Aw, thanks, Mom.
Yes. Keep telling me how great I am. Yeah, you can keep going. All right. All right. You all have amazing strengths. All right. Thank you, Mom. All right. Bye-bye. Bye. Love you. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sympathy is the one. I was mixing empathy and sympathy. No. He's going to take it to his grave that he was empathetic. No. I'm apologizing. No. Not sympathy or empathy. Maybe compassion. No. He is sympathetic. Sympathetic means you feel their pain.
No, that's empathy. Having sympathy for somebody is being like what your mom said. I would say sympathy and compassion. Empathy and sympathy. Now I'm going to look up the definition. Empathy is feeling their pain. Oh, Cash is very sympathetic. Absolutely. What? He is so sympathetic. What? He's not sympathetic to first world problems.
He could not care less if what you wanted at the drive-thru was sold out or if McDonald's put the wrong stuff on your burger. He does not care about that. If you're upset about that and you're about to cry, he does not give two craps. But if he looks at someone in a third world country who's dying of disease, doesn't have a house, he's very sympathetic towards those people. Stuff like that. He's not going to be sympathetic to stupid problems. Okay, so...
I mixed it up. Sympathy is the word I meant. You guys are correct. Maverick does have more empathy. Empathy involves feeling what someone else feels.
I would not say that. Sympathy instead involves understanding someone else's emotion. No, no, no. That's not the definition I got. Matt, pull your mic down. But from your own perspective, and that is just not cash either. Sympathy is feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else's misfortune. That's what I just said. Sympathy involves understanding someone else's emotion. Sorry, I'm doing a cameo. What? You're doing a cameo right now?
- On the podcast, it's crazy. - Fine, fine I won't. - No, I may say that you have more empathy. I agree. You don't even know what sympathy is. - So, where's sympathy? - That's what mom was telling me. - Can you guys listen to me? - What? - Empathy, the ability to understand and share the feelings of another. - Yes, to feel their pain. - Yes, you feel their pain. Sympathy is feelings of pity and sorrow for someone's misfortune. - Yes, that's understanding their pain.
There's difference. No, you feel their pain. He feels sorry for people. Empathy involves feeling what someone else feels. Sympathy instead involves understanding someone else's emotions, but from your own perspective. No. Yes. I'm kind of bored of the conversation. Sympathy is not emotional. Sympathy, empathy. When I get on my phone, I get bored.
That's what I'm saying. I'm bored right now. This is a conversation about you. She is sympathetic for me. No, I know, but sympathy, empathy, words we throw out a lot. And now I'm confused on what either one of them means if I'm being honest. You guys want to see a trick? I want to see a trick. So she's clocking out for the day. Are you leaving right now? She had a flight this morning and she's tired. Yeah, Harper literally did come here straight off a flight. Travel days are rough. Oh, you said something about the flight. You said, I landed and then I said, wait, tell me on the podcast. What happened?
I don't think she even knows what happened. I landed and I was asleep and my mom screamed bloody murder. Why? Your mom did not scream bloody murder. I don't believe that. Yeah, she did. So we landed. Oh, I believe it. What? No, we landed and my mom screamed. That is not true. No, it is. Give me this. No. Don't stop fighting for it.
Do you clap when the plane lands? No. Hooray! Next time I'm on a flight, I'm going to be the person to start that. Sorry. If I'm on a flight next time, I'm going to be the person that starts the clap. I want to try that. See if we can start it. I did in New York for my cheer competition. I did. Did people clap? Really? Okay.
It does make you feel awkward. Yeah, when people clap when the plane lands, I'm like, did you guys think there was odds that we didn't land safely? We should just try to start a happy birthday song next time on the plane. I bet people would sing. Especially if we get the flight attendants involved. We sing happy birthday to a random flight attendant. No, a random person would be like, hey, can we sing? He's like, it's not my birthday. Guys, guys, guys, guess what? What?
Love that every when I was for everybody else starts whispering what I didn't whisper. No. Yes, you did Yeah, no, I didn't I said I said what no no you did. Did you hear him? He did what I said? Yeah, maybe I said wait did I say that? I don't think I said that yeah, you did I swear but like isn't that so crazy like when somebody else starts whispering Other people are like
Well, because they think you're about to tell a secret. No. I don't know. It kind of sets the mood. Yeah. No, they're whispering. Do you like when someone goes, why are you whispering? That's when it gets annoying when you're like, hey, why are you whispering right now? It's like, obviously for a reason. If you whisper to your Alexa, then it whispers back. Really? I hate when people can't whisper. Maverick? Maverick? No, there are some people. No, no, no. Not that you can't stay quiet. I can whisper. It's that they can't whisper.
together and you're just like, what are you saying? That's when they're just like, they're whispering, but nothing is making sense. No, Maverick just can't stay quiet. Yeah. If you say, hey Alexa, she like, what's the weather? She whispers back. It's 72. Oh, I'll try that. It's really cool. Alexa be whispering. Do you actually talk to your Alexa? I talked to my Siri.
She gives me bedtime stories and I'm not even joking. When I can't go to bed, I ask her, I said, hey Siri, give me a bedtime story. Are they very long or are they like 30 seconds long? Usually it's like about a squiggly spider that held onto a pan and their legs stretched out too far. What? What?
And he became the biggest spider in town. Sounds like Siri. Yeah. And then, but it's not this Siri. It's like my actual Siri, like HomePod. Yeah. And, or they talk about the planets and about how Saturn is like prettier than Mars or something like that. And how Mars got jealous. Yeah. I've heard that one before. Really? I have not. Wait, you've actually heard that before? No, it was predictable, guys. Yes.
What? I've not heard that before. How did you predict that? What do you mean, Hal? Can y'all hear about the man? I can't. You know what I heard? Yeah. I've seen my comments and I've seen like, I don't know. I've just seen on the comments and stuff. People were like, oh, I fall asleep to your podcast. What do you mean? That's kind of an insult. They're like, oh, I love listening to it when I fall asleep. What do you mean?
What do you mean? Make sure it's on a playlist so it just keeps playing. Yeah. Make sure it plays all night long. Yeah. All the ad revenue. Make sure your phone's plugged in. No, like, I'm so happy. I'm so happy you do, but, like, are we boring and that's why you fall asleep? Because sometimes we get pretty loud, and I don't think I could sleep with that. Yeah, when I'm watching a YouTube video and I fall asleep at night, I'm like, well, that YouTube video must not have been very entertaining. Also, speaking of whispering aloud, guys, when we play board games...
Recently, we have figured this out. None of us wear Apple Watches, so we never knew this, but we've been playing a lot of board games recently, and our friends have been coming over and playing with us, and they wear Apple Watches. And every time we play a board game, me and Maverick get so loud, their Apple Watch alarm goes off and says, like a warning, if you're in a room at this volume for more than 30 minutes, permanent hearing loss can be...
yeah it can be you reach like a really high doesn't happen it can happen yes then they have the audacity to say kate why don't you want to play games because i like my ear holes what what do you mean your ear holes hey speaking of comments though wait there was wait hold on there was a comment that keeps getting commented on every podcast and it keeps getting bumped to the top what is the guy's name nick type of guy nick wilkins
Nick Wilkins. Do you know who Nick Wilkins is? Yeah. Who is it? Who? I don't know. Okay. Everyone seems confident y'all should have Nick Wilkins on y'all's podcast. And I don't know who Nick Wilkins is.
I really don't know who that is. Every episode. Why do you want him on here? What has he done that makes you guys see him and say he should go to the LOL podcast? Did he tell y'all to come comment? Is that what it is? He told y'all to come comment? I don't know. Please tell us why y'all come to that. And if he said, please let us know where. They're definitely trolling us. After watching this episode, some of Harper's episode recently, there's a lot of issues going on in this room. So I think we need Dr. Phil on.
So everybody go comment on Dr. Phil's Instagram to come on the LOL podcast. Oh, yeah. I would love to have Dr. Phil on. Dream guest. I dream guest on my podcast. He's sitting right in the middle. Dream guest on my podcast? Dr. Phil. There's no Nick Wilkins. Nick Wilkins. And we get those comments and we all get them.
Also get Maverick the Type of Guy comments. Y'all keep those coming. The Maverick Type of Guy comments, we all love them personally. We read them all the time. So if you guys want us to see your comment, comment Maverick the Type of Guy. You know who my dream guest on my podcast is? Huh? Well, apparently the boys... What are y'all doing? I was showing her the Dick Wilkins comments. So y'all want Dr. Phil. You know who I want?
Who? Ian Armitage, I think is his name, from Young Sheldon. Yeah. Oh, I want Young Sheldon. Young Sheldon would be good. He's like Ian Hawke. I think he's 15. Who? You know Ian Hawke? No. From Alvin and the Chickmunks. Have you seen all those things? Ian Hawke? Yeah. Is he the music producer? Is he the old guy? Yes. Oh. I would love, now honestly, my dream guest on the podcast is Alvin.
no i need young sheldon imagine please come be on our podcast i watch your show all the time no no i want sheldon's older brother that's on the show georgie don't want to talk like this montana that's his name i think it's montana jordan georgie come on the podcast yeah i want both of them honestly and the sister and the dad honestly bring the whole gang up run it up bring the whole gang i want the whole young sheldon crew oh no i want the grandma you see that what
Run it up. Run it up. Can we get Maverick squeal on the TV again? Should that be the intro to the pod? Oh my gosh, please. You guys know how we have the intro where it's the logo and it's like in the beginning after the intro? Should we switch the to this one time Maverick squealed and he goes Should we switch it to that? And every time it's just after the intro plays, it's just Maverick going
I think so, I think that should be it every single time. - The way he does the "ee" - It was an accident! Whoa, whoa, calm down, don't do it again. - He was charging up. - We don't wanna see it happen again, man. - Because I do. - Listen. - No, can you give us one replay one time? - No. - No, no, please. - Please. - I literally was like in the middle of my sentence, I got interrupted like multiple times, then I finally, I was like gonna yell, then I was like I shouldn't yell, and so then it just came out like a softer like-- - Matt, look, interrupting, you can yell, you can be like, oh man, you can be like, guys, you're interrupting me. You can be like, hey, but instead you went, "ee!"
His hands even fluttered like this. I'm just going to stop talking. He almost flew away. No, I didn't. What? He almost flew away because he was flapping his hands so hard. Look at her. She loves to bully. She's like, pull it up. Get it right here. No, no. All right, wait, Matt, please. Just reenact it for us, please. I don't even remember what it was. Oh, yeah, you do. I don't even know what y'all are talking about.
I don't remember the video. I'm not the type of guy to lie about something because he's embarrassed. Wait, what was the video called? I have no clue. The Pookie Face. Was it Biggest Dick? It might have been Biggest Dick, I think. Was that the Biggest Dick of the episode? Oh, yeah. I think the shortest title of the Biggest Dick. I think I remember it. And then we were like, that's an ick. That's an ick. It's in the intro, I think. I don't know. But also, keep them out of every type of guy type of comments because I love those. And also, very...
Very, very, very important thing. If you guys get anything from this episode, go comment on Ian's Instagram to come on the LOL podcast. Thank you very much. Ian, she means Young Sheldon. Disregard what he said. You can stop the Mavericks type of guy. Keep those going. We've seen enough. No, let me clarify. Ian from Young Sheldon.
Not Ian Hawke. Gosh, no. Don't. I don't care for that one. I just need young Sheldon on my podcast. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this. Peace out, bro.