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Oh no. Welcome to the podcast guys! Today, Harper is going to tell us something very important. Well, I cannot show my hair because I literally have not done it. What? It's been not done? Your hair looks so fine. You just put your hood on. Like, your hair looks so fine. Okay, Harper is bald. The news is out. There it is. It all fell off one day. Can I have my coffee? I also have a little bone to pick because honestly...

I'm not wearing a hat today, guys. No, but watch. Really? Just keep watching. Wait, you look like the guy. That was years ago. Nick Wilkins, who? Just keep watching. Wow. What? Nick Wilkins is never around. That was pretty crazy, Harper. Y'all can't see my hairline yet, can you? No, actually. Oh, my gosh. What is happening? Oh, my gosh. She actually is bald. Wait, how are you doing that?

Joe Rogan? We can see now. Is that Joe Rogan? But yeah, Matt, I actually, if you promise to not wear a hat today, I think it's the first time ever. Not wear a hat. And guess who's wear a hat? Listen, I had to wear a hat. I just got a haircut today. Okay? And everybody knows the day you get a haircut, it just looks horrid. Let's see the haircut. No. Oh my gosh. Is it that bad? I never think his hair looks bad after you get a haircut. I just want to see the color of it. My hair has to...

My hair has to grow out for like a week before I can not wear a hat. Okay? Okay, well, you're not gonna wear a hat right now. So it's in the growing phase. I want to see the color. Do they have brains or not? Don't make me laugh. Popular. They were popular? Right. Brain rot, brain rot. Cash, take off the hat. Okay, fine. He's being so picky right now. Here we go.

Like just take that off bro. Yeah, I'll be making my back hurt cuz I can't lean backwards You can't tell me I mean you can tell me a lot of things but you can't tell me this looks good Oh

Well, your hair is like all scuffed up now because you've been wearing it a lot. It looks like a diamond. No, he kind of looks like that monkey from Planet of the Apes. No, Cash. Your hair. Oh, no. No, what's that? Caillou? You look like Caillou. We saw a picture of Cash the other day, and it looked like your mom just like put a bowl on his head. Oh, it was a scuff. That's what my hair looks every time I get it, Cash. Look at this. Look.

Cash. Oh my gosh. Well, you choose your haircut. They took a bowl to you. You're telling me, no matter what I ask for, they just, okay, bowl cut. I'm like, no, that's not what I said. That's because

That's because that's what you tell them. And also, the hair lady today told me I might be balding. So that's not good news. No. It's like Maverick's karma. Wait, why did she say you were balding? Because, listen, this is tragic news. I don't know how I forgot about this. Listen, I was like, why is this side of my hair always thinner? Can you guys see that? Yeah, we can see it. Just slightly. Yeah. I was like, this side of my hair is always thinner. She's like, oh, well, it might be balding. And she just threw it out there casually. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't understand. I don't bald.

And she's like, well, it could just be balding or you could just be sleeping on that side of your head more. So it just gets thinner. I was like, we'll go with that option. So I think I just sleep heavily on this side. Which way do you part your hair?

My hair goes forward. Wait, I got tagged in a video. I was so honored. What? That was a really nice video. What is it? Someone was like... Are you hyping yourself up right now? No, it made me feel really good because I never noticed it, but then I was like, wow. Someone was like, Kate's hair part is always so like...

Well, I get the opposite. Yeah, they roast Kinsey's hair part. What? Part your hair in the middle. I mean, to be fair, Kinsey's hair isn't parted in the middle, which is kind of weird. What do you mean? Why is that weird? Why would you not part your hair in the middle? Well, Kate's isn't quite in the middle. No, mine's low-key not in the middle. When someone said that, I was like, that's very kind. What's your hair part? I don't want to show y'all because I bangs tiny little micro bangs. No, Harper's is in the middle. Kate's is like almost in the middle. I don't get it. Why would you not do the middle? Wait, do you get to choose?

Or is that just the way it is? You can choose where your part is. Well, change it. It just becomes natural. But you look like an emo girl with it like this. Wait, I've never seen your hair middle parted. Can you middle part for us? I'll make a TikTok. Y'all go with middle parted now. No, no, no. Just middle part right now. No, guys. Go get a mustache. I can because...

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna give Oh Harper you should've kept the hoodie on man People should go look at my TikTok So go look at my TikTok No no no Stop being clout hungry kids You part the hair Wait the middle part looks good on you Oh That looks really good You mean the side part? I mean yeah the side part Still looks really good on you She's only like part Look at it It's like going back to the middle Oh that is an emo girl right there

Who's that? I wonder if it's like alfalfa. I used to have a middle part, a raging middle part when I was 14. Okay, here's what happened. That's a side part. I mean a side part. I grew up and the side part was popular. And whenever the middle part became popular, I was like, I'm not doing it. Yeah, I used to always want my hair to look like this. It would be like if...

I did. It would be like right now, Harper, your entire life, you parted it down the middle and then they were like one day, oh, nope, it's not popular anymore. We got to move to the side part. You'd be like, screw that. You know who needs to do it if we want middle parts to come back? Because apparently this woman just holds influence over every other woman in the world. Shakira. Taylor Swift. No. Alex Earl. No, Alex Earl put on a pair of skinny jeans and TikTok lost their mind. Everyone was like, oh my gosh, skinny jeans are back.

No, they're not. I also have been seeing people wear bootcut jeans, and I've been holding on to my bootcut jeans for decades, so I'm ready to come back. I don't think I ever owned a pair of bootcut jeans. What? Really? Well, that's quite embarrassing. I own my first pair of joggers. Yeah. That's not your first pair of joggers. Where are those from? Mulu? Yes, it is. There's no way that's your first pair of joggers. Do they look like Mulu Limit?

You've given me your joggers. Exactly. Every time I've got them, I've given them to you because I don't want them. There's no shot that we've not seen more than just one. I challenge anyone out there, go find a picture of me in joggers, not sweatpants.

There's like jogger sweatpants not those I mean actual joggers. You won't find a picture ever I've been on the internet for like seven years. So if I wore joggers, there'd be a picture I really bet there is I finally found him a pair on Amazon. I was so hype I've wanted joggers for like seven years, but I've never found ones that fit me Yeah, they all they all like cut off right here my ankles and these ones are still too short But I just deal with it. What are you sitting on me pot? What what sitting on a flower pot?

It looks like a ton. And I have things that I'm going to plant. What? I found it.

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I'll plan it in a minute. What? Did you see the news? What news? Harper Heath took my spot. No. That was not the news. Maybe.

She was actually coming for Kinsey. She actually is in the other room. Other room practicing her singing voice to come and take over. I got a question, you guys. What's the news? I want to hear the news. Kate's news is just never news, man. Selena Gomez got engaged. I saw that. I mean, crazy. Her ring is beautiful. To Bradley Cooper? Yeah. Isn't he like 80? She got engaged to Benny Blanco. Yeah, Bradley Cooper.

What? That was not. No, Benny Blanco is definitely not Bradley Cooper. What is he famous for? I don't know any of these people. Benny Blanco? Nope. He's a rapper? You guys don't know who Benny Blanco is? Oh, he's a record producer. I don't know anyone y'all just named besides Selena Gomez. Oh my goodness. He's probably made probably half of the songs on your playlist. Oh, he's a songwriter. Oh, oh. Wait, also, who loves to cook? It's you. No. It's always you. No, that's Russ. It's you. It's you. It's all for you.

I know Vinnie Blanco. Oh, Eastside. That's what he produced that. Yes. Yo. Yo. I can't. I can't. Please, just stop. You know something cute that I saw as I was stalking her page? Harper's? No, Selena Gomez. To figure out who this Vinnie guy was. He...

dressed up as a bear in one of her music videos before they were dating and then in the caption it was like now I'm like your bear in real life oh wait so then Gomez is getting engaged to Benny yes yes that won't last what do you think we've been saying they've been together for years no I'm sorry a celebrity marriage has never lasted it's true guys I've never seen

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I mean, even, you know, never mind. I'm trying to think. Who's celebrity marriages? I'm trying to... I mean, me. You have lasted pretty long. Lake Lively. Lake Lively and Ryan are still together. How long have they been together? A long time. That's crazy. I don't understand. No celebrity marriages make it like 30 years. They just can't. They're like, listen, for $10 million, you have to do this kissing scene with this other person, and suddenly the marriage ends.

Guys, I've never seen a celebrity get married to somebody not famous. Really? How about me? How about me? Oh, that's a good one. I mean like celebrity. That's crazy. I was really popular

hometown okay no like i mean celebrity celebrity like ariana grande p davidson well i would like to think i'm on the celebrity list somewhere maybe the bottom but i'm pretty high on famous birthdays so i mean that that's a celebrity it just doesn't seem right i don't know celebrities are like a-list like ariana gomez

I might even be Z. I don't know if we could be that. But I think I'm on the list. I feel like I'd make it to the E. I don't know that we would be considered any of that. Well, if you were, it'd probably be like... We are filming out of our upstairs right now. Yeah, but like we just sold...

out New York City 2,000 plus seats. But if you want to come to the meet and greet, there's still meet and greet tickets available. Matt always promotes things like he has no idea what they're doing. You don't even know if there's meet and greets available by the time this comes out. There probably is. Go check the website. But you also can't get meet and greet tickets if you don't have tickets to the show. Every time I see Matt promote something on Pod, I'm like, well, yeah, that wasn't out yet. Or, well, that's not there anymore. It might be there. So listen, if...

You're watching this, especially if you already have tickets to the show. You can get a pre-show ticket, which is not really a pre-show. It's just like before the show where we all hang out together. That is a pre-show. Wait, can you buy a meet and greet without a ticket? No, there's not a pre-show. There's not a show before the show. Yeah, it's a pre-show hangout. Yeah, pre-show hangout. All right, here we go.

Found a list of celebrities who have dated non-famous people because I'm still stuck on this topic Those are the only ones that they're making last. I want to hear the list all I think is just two celebs can't marry each other then it's Brad Pitt, okay? and Jennifer Aniston Millie Bobby Brown just married Jake Bon Jovi Millie Bobby Brown is married? Those are two very unfortunate names Reese Witherspoon and Jim Jones Millie Bobby Brown Millie is such a big name

Bon Jovi? What did you say? Millie Bobby Bon Jovi is her new name. Wait, you know who Bon Jovi is. Adalyn Simon. Simon who? Kingok. Wait, pause. Harper, who are you naming? Celebrities that have non-famous people. You just don't know the other half because they're non-famous people. Oh, that explains a lot. They're like Kenzie.

He's like extremely famous. What? What are y'all doing over there? She needs to know who Bon Jovi is. Oh my gosh, the world is gonna end. I'm just like, what do you mean? What's the guy's name? Beethoven. Beethoven played the piano. I bet you five Bon Jovi songs. Why does anybody watching this know who Bon Jovi is? Because who the frick is Bon Jovi? She's an artist.

famous i don't know any music i don't listen to ron it's a band but it's a band no put your hand down man alex knows every music artist ever to live raise your hand if you know bon jovi i know well i know his name

I know one song. I know his name. I know his name. Yeah. Half the people. What'd you say? Yeah. Living on a prayer is definitely Bon Jovi. I'll buy. Joey definitely seems some rock. Guys, I feel like we need to take a minute to just gather our thoughts and come back together as one LOL podcast unit. We have a lot going on. I can get no president. She just really wants to open her gift, but you're not opening that gift to that for the podcast.

Sorry unless the pockets gets boring. Yeah, if they have nothing to talk about Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson married 35 years. Oh my gosh I know none of these people. Please stop. You know who Tom Hanks is? Yeah, but who the heck is he married to? Rita Wilson. Yeah, she's not a celebrity because I don't know Um, I feel like Adele would get married to somebody who's not famous because she's very down-to-earth. But anyways, Harper Yeah, what do you for a million dollars?

Get a haircut like Cassius. No. No. Not even a million dollars. Wow. You have that bad of a haircut. Well, that makes me feel pretty bad about myself. No. Your haircut is good. I'm with you. For a million dollars, I would never get a haircut. Okay, but you would. For 10 million, I would never get red hair, so. Yes, you would. Yes, you would. Yeah, for 10 million, you definitely would. For 10 million, I'd have no hair. For 10,000, you'd have red hair. You definitely would. I saw your credit card statement this month. She'd be spinning like crazy. Yeah, no, I'm just kidding. For 10 million, I'd dye anything red, man.

Okay. That was crazy. Okay. Moving on. I don't even know what that means. Wait, can we do like a cheer stunt sequence where all of us are flyers? But I need to swallow my gum. All of us are flyers? No, no, no. Swallow it. You can't swallow gum. Yeah, it makes your butt big. I've been swallowing it for a long time. I'd keep swallowing it then. Yeah. All right, well.

We should all do a cheer sequence where we go right here and we do as like a one little stunt, like heel stretches and stuff. I'll give you, I'll give you a, are you just trying to show off? No, I'm not trying to prove that you're like more athletic than the rest of us. That's false.

Okay, wanna do a cheer-off? I'm the most- Do a cheer-off! Let's do a cheer-off! Let's see, let's see. Actually, I would like to see you and Kate do like one of those bring it on sequences where you guys are like, I watch bring it on. I actually know the routines. I just watched bring it on like four days ago. I'm not even kidding. No, why can't we see Cash and Harper do a cheer-off? Yeah, I want to see your bring it on cheer-off. I'm not doing bring it on because that's like school cheer. No, get in his face and just like- Yeah.

Whatever that's- But I need a song behind it. I need like the- No, they don't have music in the one scene. Okay, fine. I got it. Y'all know that song? I got it. Single ladies? Oh, yeah. I love single ladies. Yeah, that's my cheer song. Wait, stand up, Cash. We're going at the same time? Yeah. Yeah, head to head. It's a cheer off. What do you think this is? No, but like you're all are beat- You ever seen a dance off, Cash? What are you- You have dirt on your butt. That's good. All right, what are we doing? That's so gross. It's a cheer off. Yeah, it's good. We're going to do a dance off.

What you looking for? We got what you looking for. That was like a Hawaiian, like, mating dance. You just said you watched the movie. What do you mean? Oh, that's what you're doing? Hey, this is your turn now. Yeah, so you gotta, like, retaliate quicker than that. Oh, it's a battle? At this point, you've lost. See, I didn't know what that was. We'll need to restart. Yeah, restart. Ready? All right, go. Watch you go, watch you go.

Your turn that's the robot the words where your words you got a cheer you're a cheerleaders Wait continue with that H cash is disgusting. Yes. H cash is disgusting. Oh, you're losing see a

Cash is disgusting! Hey, Cash, you are disgusting. You know what? I don't know how to spell very well, but H-A-P-E-R- You was on the phone the other day. You're right, I was right. Keep going. Harper fell over. You spelled Harper fell over, but that's okay. I was right here. O-F-F Harper fell off. Harper fell over. You need this.

He was talking to the credit card company. And they were like, okay, what town do you live in? And he said it. And they were like, can you spell that? He misspelled the town he lives in. It's so funny.

And what's the city name? Can you spell that for me? I was like, no, actually, I cannot spell that for you. That would be on the test. Dude, I want to eat his gum, but the fact that it came out of Harper's pocket is very questionable. Guys, I should have worn makeup. Well, I am, but like. No, you look so good. Did you get your makeup back? No, you look good. Thanks. I don't know if y'all believe me or not, but I genuinely did not mean to spell over there.

Harper fell over? I thought you were going to say Harper fell off and you were right. You had spelled Harper fell. I was like, oh, he's trying to spell Harper fell off? Continue. I can spell, but I don't do well spelling under pressure. Under pressure? Under pressure. You don't do well spelling when you don't have text to speech. Yes. Spell it. I can spell under pressure. Spell it. See, now I'm not actually under pressure, so I can spell it. Oh, really? U-N-D-E-R-P-R-E-S-P.

Press. Did I say no balance? Was that right? Was I good so far? No. Really? No, but it was a really good one. You were right. You were right. I'm not looking at anything. I'm just bored. Go on, Cash. You were right so far, Cash. Thank you. U-N-D-E-R-P-R-E-S. Pressure. U. Pressure. No. What? Pressure is coming tonight. No. P-R-E-S. Pressure.

Pressure. Sure. It's S-U-R-E. No, this is not. Pressure. S-S. Yes. S-S-U-R-E. Yes. Cash on the floor like getting beaten up by that kidnapper. I'll do whatever.

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Whatever, and the blood running down his face. I'll do whatever it takes. I'll do whatever it takes. That was me on the floor. Harper and Queen B sounding like Travis Scott. Yeah, because the producers made too much auto-tune on my voice. No, she said, make me sound like Travis.

Did you say that? No. Yeah, she wanted to sound like Travis Scott, so we were like, all right. No, I did not say that. You sound like a freaking auto-tune robot. About your Whatever It Takes video, I believe there was a mistake in that. What do you mean? I believe Maverick got hit in the head on this side, and then the makeup people put the blood running down his face on this side. No, as I was falling, I turned my head.

I've not seen the video. I pop up the video so you guys can see what we're talking about. Maverick falls and then he leans up and the blood is on the wrong side. No, because I twisted my head. Right a second before you fell, you went...

As I was falling, I was like, nope. There's also a mistake in our engagement video, too. What are you talking about? You don't remember it? What, when you said yes? Oh, I do remember. I do remember. I was one of the only... When you said yes. That was the big one. No, we pulled it up on the screen for the whole family. Yeah, nobody noticed it. In one clip, my phone case is on. In the next clip, my phone case is off. Wait, what? Oh, I remember that. It's like when he's sitting on the bed calling me.

I have no idea what's going on. The opening scene of the Oklahoma Smoke Show music video, Matt picks up his phone, he's calling Kinsey, and then the scene cuts, and he's still holding his phone, but now it's just the phone case that's empty. See? Now that's called context. We didn't have it. What do you mean? Now we have it. Everyone understood it. And now we know what's happening.

He must be under P-R-E-S-U-R-E. P-R-E-U-S-S-U-R-E. What other mistakes have been made in y'all's videos? There was that time we added you to the channel. Major L. Honestly. I'm not added to the Cash and Maverick channel. It's still Cash and Maverick. Yeah, but we gave you a seat out on the podcast because we felt pity, you know?

Is that what I was? We couldn't just leave you out. I feel like Kate really made Cash grow, so I don't really know what we're talking about. Grow? How in the world did anyone make me grow? No, he was done growing. If it wasn't for

You'd be down. If it wasn't for y'all, it would dumps. How would I go down? I don't think she knows what growing is. Oh, I think she's talking about your views. Oh, my views? My viewership? Oh, he did use her for views? Yes, this is true. Oh, we want to talk about viewership. How about we add you and Kate's followers together and see who has more? Why don't we add me and Kinsey's views together and see who has more? Mm-hmm.

- Why don't we see how many views y'all would have without us? - Plenty, honestly. I feel as if I would be okay. - Honestly, we actually did this the other day. We added up all the accounts to see who got the most views and it was my account. - It was not. - Yes, it was. It was Cash and Kate. - Okay. - It was my account. - That proves my point. - Exactly. - Cash comes first and Cash and Kate is all I'm saying. - No, no, no. - It's because of that one video. - Kate had the most. Kate had the most. - Oh, really awkward, isn't it now?

Wait, what? Wait, average per post? I can pull up the average per post if y'all want. No, I put it up. Cash and Kate did the most views in like the last 90 days. Yes, but... Average per post? If you split Cash and Kate... What are you saying over there? I don't know what you're saying either. Average per post? Average per post?

post what average per post because like let's say remember she it's pretty clear average per post meaning did you post 20 000 videos and get 20 views on each one so therefore you you have like 40 million views we still had triple the average per post even excluding our hair ironing one

What's a hair iron anyone? The one that got like 200 million views. The curling iron video. Remember that one? Remember I went mega viral? Excluding that one, yes, you still had more views, but that does not... Maverick, you are last place, man. You are last. That's not true. That is not true. You're...

TikTok was almost last place with me. Yeah, but I don't focus on my TikTok. I focus on Cash and Kate. It might have been above yours. I don't really remember. No, definitely not. Guys, let's just stop fighting about views. This is just for fun. Okay. Yeah, I don't care about the views. It's all for fun and games until our views drop and then we have to go. I don't care about the views. I care about you guys. We gotta go back to corporate. Yeah. You know who's birthday it is tomorrow? Maddox Baxton's. Oh!

Wait, really? Yeah. Maverick and him have the same birthday? It's Maverick's birthday tomorrow, by the way. And Taylor Swift's birthday is tomorrow. Honestly, this podcast is going to come out later, but Maverick's birthday is December 17th. Wow, that was wrong. Oh my gosh, it shows you on the first birthday. What? Are you serious? Did you mean that? What? Did you mean that? First of all, you know he's... Wait, wait. So first off, what day do you think it is today?

It's tomorrow. What the frick are y'all telling me? Okay, so we can't read either. It's the 12th. You said my birthday is the 17th.

13th. You said something? I said 13th. Please, please go watch yourself back. Don't watch that. I might be tapping right now. Okay, well, I'm in my head the 13th because every time the year comes around, how I remember Maverick's birthday is there's a scary movie called Something the 13th. Yeah, and that's how you sometimes end up saying the 17th. And so I always remember the 13th because I get confused if it's the 13th or the 14th.

He gets confused on when my birthday and our anniversary is. Hey, I know it now. Do you? Yes. Do you know it? It is June 25th is our anniversary. And June 23rd is your birthday.

That was a good try. No, that's it. That's it. Stop counting. Stop counting. She's trolling. She's trolling. Guys, we need to get the Calegro twins or the Calegro sisters on here. That's what I'm saying. Is that right? I've been saying that all. Yes, I am. Yeah, I have. He's so caught up on it now. Yeah, just accept the loss. The triplets kind of? Yep. These girls? Yep. Guys, they're popping. They're all like identical, bro. Oh, is it the girls with the really curly hair? Yeah. Yeah. I think we did. When is Cash and Kate's anniversary? You chatted with them?

ain't no way homeboy's googling his own anniversary do you want to just it was probably november 1st whoa what that's sad yes cash you were right are you in some cheer mood i was right i was right so everybody what do you mean you've been in jail she said i've been in jail they told y'all no no not y'all you sweetheart you're on the podcast too i told you no too what are

absolutely not uh well so far um you know no one likes us in the internet world apparently no we ask a bunch of people to come on our podcast and they say no just know that all of the creators that you guys want to see are politely declining so that's bro all of them man i'm like hey man hey text me i feel like hey what's up that's not true i'm like you want to come on my podcast they're like

Unfollow? That's not true. They come on. Who, Mav? Who the frick comes on our podcast? We just live in Dallas, so most people don't want to travel. I'm the Gallagher sisters' biggest fans. I'm not even kidding. But what, Mav? What do you mean that you're their biggest fan? Hold on, Cash. Put a pin in that. I went through your YouTube history when you were here the other day, and you definitely did not have any of their videos. You should go on my guest one on my TV, because I don't have my phone anymore. You watch YouTube on TV?

Yes, because I don't have my phone. Oh, wait. Actually, you know, the majority of our audience watches YouTube on TV. Oh, my gosh. That's so kind. And actually, the majority of our audience that watch this don't subscribe to us. Wow. Let's hope for that, man. I'll take that back. You should subscribe. Are you guys watching this on your TV in the living room right now with your mom making dinner and she low-key hates the sound of our voices? If so, I'll take meatballs. What? And spaghetti. Okay. No, I watch it in my room alone. That's even sadder. You should have just said with your mom. Yeah.

I wonder how many parents like low-key hate the sound of our voices. Dude, I mean, I know a lot of people hate the sound of mine. Heck, I hate the sound of mine. Yeah, I read the comments, man. Yeah, I listen back to the podcast and I ask every time I'm like, Kate, why do I sound like a cartoon character? Well, he makes himself sound like that on purpose. Yeah, you're always like, cut, man. Like the second a camera turns on, he feels like he has to talk like a squirrel. No, if I'm trying to do my cartoon voice, I'd be like, I guess.

I don't even know if I should do that. But I don't do that. I just talk normal like this. Wait, you have a cartoon voice? What are you, in your free time? Are you a cartoon? What do you mean? Everybody knows I have a cartoon voice. Yeah, he talks in an unironically a little bit too much, honestly. I can't tell apart his cash voice and his cartoon voice. Yeah, when we're laying in bed, I'm like, hey, babe. And then what happens? Nothing. That is worse than Maverick's baby voice. And she sits up and gets out of bed. Are you going to play anything? Then I sleep on the couch.

What? What's the potting soil for and all the plants? Don't ask me what my pot's for, man. Okay? Yes, sir. Don't ask questions. Can you sell me some of that pot? No. They're not for sale, Harper. I'm sorry. That was not okay. It was not. You can't just take a man's. I'm sorry. That was not okay. I'm not a bad kid like that. What are you laughing at, Kate? Oh, my gosh. She's laughing at the word pot. It's not that funny. It's not. It's kind of funny.

Nobody's laughing now. Hey, we should talk in our most monotone. You know what? Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. You interrupted me. Yeah, I did. But I didn't mean to. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Don't do that again. You're still interrupting me. And you're supposed to say it's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Basically, we should talk in our most monotone voices so we can see if they like it better. Like Mara Smith? Yeah, like let's have like a whole monotone voice. Like a whole.

conversation where we just talk like that sounds extremely boring no just like a little conversation when you talk like that like people would fall people are gonna fall asleep to our voices like

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I almost had coffee on my nose. I was supposed to be ASL. Guys, I'm being serious. Just plant the pot in the mulcher. No more pot jokes, man. You have an obsession with my pot, man. You're not talking monotone. I'm talking monotone. You're talking higher than me. Yeah, and she's a 15-year-old girl. At the bare minimum, please just match her voice.

I think there's presents in those presents. What, Mav? It is a Christmas tree. I just wonder what you're doing with all those pots and those weeds. No, I plucked all the weeds out, Mav. There's no weed in there? There's no weeds in here. That's good. That's good. Are you going to plant that? Don't say whatever you're going to say. Just don't say it.

I won't. I don't know why everybody's looking at me like I'm about to do something. Is it real? I don't know why everybody's looking at me like I'm about to do something. He talks too loud. We don't have to whisper to be monotone. Yeah, is that a present? We're not whispering. Is that a present? I think Cash is whispering. I'm done. I don't know how to talk monotone, Kate. Guys, just talk monotone like this. Cash, think of this. Okay, this sounds like an annoying library.

Think about that one chick. What's that one chick that her whole podcast is like this? Bobby. Bobby. That was at Modern Time, Kate. Bobby Altaf.

Who's the podcast that talked bad about us? What? Who's the podcast that talked bad about us? Wait, don't shout them out. It was The Yard. Okay, there it is. Yeah. Except they didn't talk bad about us. They literally just talked about us. And for some reason, everyone here took it personal. The one guy there was definitely mad that we get more views than him. I think he was a little salty. That's why he felt the need to insult us so different. We never got insulted in the whole thing. I don't know what you're talking about. I am a freak.

No, you're a nice guy. I like to think so. Yeah. You're a freak show. Did you know that that's your line in the song? What line in the song? Did you just... Is that the same gum you swallowed earlier? Hey guys, back to monotone. No. You just killed the monotone vibe when you spit your gum out on the... Don't put that back in your mouth. Wait, did you seriously not know that's your line, Cash? What line? Eh.

Everybody thinks that I am a freak, but I'm actually fine. That's your line. Oh, yeah, guys. We're dropping a new song soon. You should do it in the Cartman voice. Everybody thinks that I'm a freak. I'm going to sing. Why are you so excited about that? Because I love it. He was on a horse getting ready to take off. Listen, we're dropping...

I don't know if you guys know, but we have a song already out that's called Podcast Rock. No, it's called Rock Away. You don't even know the name of the song. She didn't know it either. We have a song that has already dropped called Rock Away, but we're making an actual official version of it. So we're kind of like in the middle of writing my verse right now.

I already wrote it for you. I'm probably not going to use your writing. Mine's got to be mine. You probably are because we're running out of time. My verse is going to go something like this. You have to keep the same cadence as Kate's verse. How does your verse go? I've never heard mine. Everybody thinks my husband is mean but he's actually nice. I'm not insecure about my weight but I think I have lice. Something like that. I have

it on the new song they think she weighs a lot it's just her thighs what did you say i think you should add is that good i don't know you said i don't know man something about everyone thinks she weighs a lot but it's actually her thighs just just call her kate thunder thighs like a like a stupid year old can you change her ib name to that please

That'd be funny. Thunder thighs? I'll change mine to that. I'll change my IG handle to Thunder Thighs. Change it right now if you want. I wish I could do that. Thunder Thigh Cash. Thunder Thigh Cash. That'll take your verification away. I wish I could have branded like that for the last seven years. When people see this, oh my gosh, it's Thunder Thighs.

I'd be severely disappointed in person. They'd be pointing me out in public. They're like, I don't see nobody with thunder thighs. It's a thunder thighs guy. Boom, boom, boom.

What's my line? Yeah, Matt, have you written Kinsey's verse yet? Yeah, yeah. Kinsey's verse is, it's like... I used to work at 7-Eleven. No, it's not... No. And now I'm dancing in heaven. Not that one. That was pretty good, guys. It was...

Oh, something like... What's your line start with? It's... I'm just a small bean. Yeah, yours is something like... I'm just a small bean. I didn't know I could sing. Yeah.

Yours is like, gotta get my coffee and then it's like, I'll put it in my small bean and it's Harper's. I gotta get my coffee and then it's something. Why that? Huh? Coffee? That's not funny.

I don't know. It's something. I can't remember. It's a funny thing. And then you're like, I was something late to the party. What? This doesn't sound funny at all. You gotta be more humorous. Yeah, you gotta write a funny verse, man. Maggie, please stop touching your mic, man. It's gonna fall out. I have to push it in every once in a while. That's the biggest cap I've ever heard in my life. It's thunder, guys! You can hear him booming from miles. Boom, boom!

I feel like we're ultimate brain rot at the moment. What are you saying? You say that like five times an episode. Yeah. Kate learned a new word. Now she's used it all. I'm Gen Z. This is brain rot. Oh, that's what I thought it was at first. I was like, oh my God. That's actually highly embarrassing. They're like, brain rot. Riz. We use the word Riz. No, like everybody. Sorry. People have been flooding comments with this PMO and I didn't know it either. And it's, I did realize that it's bad. What's PMO? Oh, wait, am I allowed to say that?

You already said it. I don't know if that's bad. Kate doesn't like it. I mean, I don't, but like, is it a bad word or am I just like... It'll probably get bleeped, so... Wait, back to P.I. What is P.I.? Uh, P.I.? No, no. Private investigator? No, no, no, no, not P.I. I didn't mean that. The thing you guys were saying. P.M.O. What is P.M.O.? So it's either put me on or the thing I just said. Put me on one? You know, that turned me off. And, um, what's it called? Put me off.

Pit me off. Oh, that's in our comment section. Yeah, people say that often about us. Well, how do you know it's not put me on? They put me on. Because I always put a frowny face at the end of it. Oh, man. It's definitely on Instagram reels. Instagram reels are so terrible. But if anybody wants to go for a guy in my school, they're like, bro, put PMO. Like, put me on. Oh. I'm like, just say it in all words, please. Piss.

Wait, what did Harper use? You like abbreviated something. I don't remember. What was it? I don't remember. Wow, Kate. That's okay. Wow. Very nonchalant of you. All right, I'm going to plant my stuff now. Thank you. I've been waiting all episode. Why do you turn on the camera every time you do that? Wait, hold on. Because people like to see it, Kenzie. I'm not sure I do. I'm going to plant the Christmas tree. Did you take the wrapping off?

There we go! My Christmas tree is planted! Yeah, that Christmas tree is going nowhere, my friend. Can we get a nice zoom in on that, baby? You left the wrapping paper on, bud. Nope, you leave it on. Did you get all that dirt from the park down the street?

Where'd you get the dirt? You just sat on your Christmas tree. In your new joggers. Don't worry, it'll grow. It's not going to grow. I'm fertilizing it right now. Ew, my gosh. That's disgusting. It's bee fertilized, man. I want to see Cash poop on the vlog, guys. Why? I said that too. I said, can we please get me a toilet and I can actually... That would be so viral. In the episode, y'all won't know when it happens. You'll just hear... Oh.

And then you'll hear the smell. You'll smell the smell. Oh my gosh. No, Cash would never. He's such a baby when it comes to his bathroom time. What? He's like... I'm a baby when it comes to my bathroom time because I'm trying to poop and Kate's like, let me see. No, I did not say that. Let me see. One time I tried to open the door while he was pooping and he lost his mind. And now I'm like, why are you being so freaked out about it? Who wants someone to open the door when they're in this position with their pants down?

Obviously, you're going to be like, ah! It's a vulnerable position. Like, that is a horrible position for anyone to see you in. There's two positions Kate cannot see me in. One is on the toilet. And the second one is when I'm fetal positioned in the shower. Because that's just not manly, and no one can see me like that. And also the third one, which I felt today when I was getting my hair cut. I had all the little hair dye thingies in my hair. And I was walking to the bathroom, and I was like...

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We had the same hair, my friends. No, everybody can admit. And y'all look like the same. Everybody can admit I pulled off blonde better. But I think you pull off brown better, Mav, so that's why I'm giving it to you. Oh, thank you. I'll just keep it forever. You just keep dying your hair, girl. I mean, man. You're lucky because your hair is all natural. Me? I have to go artificial. Yeah. And it's not good. It's not good. No one likes fish. Well, talking about pooping, I literally found... There was a guy that was...

- You found a guy pooping? - No, no, no. - Yeah, wait, hold up. How in the world is this? - Speaking of pooping, I found a guy. - No, no, there's a-- - He holds your hand while you poop. - No, there's a burglar. - Oh my gosh, imagine. - Oh my gosh, that is a great TikTok idea. I'm gonna film that. I'm gonna go to the stalls and try to hold guys' hands while we poop. And I'm gonna be like, hey, can you hold my hand?

I get a little nervous. I bet they will. No, they won't. I'm writing that down. You're going to get that one odd guy who's like, oh, I'm a man's man. And they're like, okay, bro, I got you. Nope. Yeah. I got you, bro. I got you. Film TikTok of me asking Guy in stall if he will hold my hand. Before this TikTok gets filmed, someone's going to watch this and it's going to be everywhere. It's going to be like a trend. There's going to be kids in school just like holding hands in front of the thing. That's so gross. That's like disgusting. I know. That's so gross. Like in high school, yeah, you could do that. But,

Like the AMC theater, just going to the stall. No, trust at Walmart you can. Those stalls are weird. Do Walmart stalls? You don't sit on the toilet in Walmart? Dude, the Walmart is when I heard the loudest poop of my entire life. And I was mic'd up.

We were in the middle of a shoot. I was wired up, man. And I go to the bathroom. And I noticed my mic was on. And I was like, I'll be silent. Did people hear it? And the guy next to me? No, it wasn't mine. It was him. I had my mic on. The editors don't know that, though. No, I had my headphones on. I was holding the camera. Headphones broke. I think it was broke. And I was like, my mic's on. So I'll just be silent poop. And I was like... And the guy next to me? I'm not kidding. I've never heard anything like it in my life. It was just...

Oh, man, I just caught you on video. No, I'm serious. You guys ever heard like a tornado siren? That's what this thing sounded like. It set them all off. And you know what else it is? I finally heard Kate drop a big one. No. She's in the bathroom. Normally, she always plays music. You said normally? Like you've been waiting for this? Wait, she plays music? Every time she goes to the bathroom, she plays music so I don't hear her poop. No way. You want me to tell you why? I think she wonders why. I don't want her walking in on me. I'm going to make this up.

If you're making me uncomfortable, I'm gonna make you uncomfortable. No, no, no. Hold on. She's pooping and she plays music. I'm on my period and when you're on your period... Okay, okay. Now that's my period!

When you're on your period, it's like a known thing that your hormones change and you literally like, you either can't poop or you poop way too much. A lot. So, continue. Well, I know which one you had. Let me tell you, it was option number two, baby. Yeah, so bad. Listen, she always plays music. I've never heard her poop. Did it look like your flower pot? Yes, dude. No, I just heard, you know how you hear like this noise right here? No, he's exaggerating. It was that. It was just...

And then, like, two seconds go by. You're exaggerating. I thought someone broke in the house. I was like, Kate, I'm so sorry he's saying this. No, you're exaggerating so much. No, I'm not. And you know I'm not, little woman. You didn't echo into it. She knows I'm not exaggerating. You're exaggerating so hard. I was like, oh, my heart stopped. No, wait. No, unfortunately, I did hear it up here. It's true. Why were you playing? My heart stopped. And I was like, what was that? And then I hired it again. It happened twice. She goes, then the second one was like. No way.

It was like this. It was scary. You were so dramatic. You were so dramatic. And I was like, oh! And then I was like, dang, Kate! And she was like, stop it, please! No, you're so dramatic. I ran downstairs, I was like, earthquake! There's an earthquake! Cash was like, no, we're fine!

No, you're so dramatic. Am I dramatic, Kate? Yeah. Look at the audience in the eyes right now and tell them that did not happen. That did not happen. He's exaggerating it. That's tap. What makes the noise come out of your butt? It's the air just getting fully just... From your thunder cheeks? Yeah, my thunder thighs. Oh, no. No, your thunder cheeks. That's what the earthquake actually was. It was thunder thighs walking around. That's so mean. I need to water my plant. Well, at least you have privacy in your bathroom. Water that plant.

to wait till everyone goes to bed because if not they're all just sitting here right outside my bathroom door yeah i told that why don't you just play music yeah that'll help clearly it doesn't well you just can't play a quiet song you were playing a quiet song no she wasn't playing any song she she was risky and then i heard it all from that oh i'm gonna go water my plant now what just mid podcast on it okay it was like no no that's just the song actually i'm gonna water in a minute

What? Okay. That was very like, I'm going to go water my plate. Never mind. I just changed my mind. Continue. Okay. Um, well, Harper. Hey, if you ever need to come use our bathroom, you can. Oh, she doesn't even let cash use the bathroom. So I really appreciate that one, but that's Chase's, I guess.

- What? - No. - That bathroom? - Yeah. - That's a boy bathroom. - No one wants to poop in that bathroom. - Is that where you poop when you're here? - I've actually never pooped at y'all's house. - Really? - I get too scared. - No, we have some good toilets. You should try them. - No we don't. - No we don't. - They're so weak, man. - No, they're good. - When I drop a big one, I'm nervous if I'm gonna have to push it down or if it's just gonna go down. - Good thumbnail for this. - And all y'all know what I'm talking about because our water pressure is low. - What do you mean? - What are you talking about? - Wait, no!

Something happened today. Did y'all notice that? I turned on the kitchen sink and it was like trickling water. That's time to time. Listen, what are you talking about? We have low water pressure, man. Every time you flush the toilet, you gotta pray you don't gotta get the plunger out. Are you kidding me? The toilet is the same amount of water pressure every time. No, no, no, Matt. He's thinking of our bathroom. The guest bathroom downstairs is always consistent, but the one in our bathroom is very inconsistent. Why don't you just adjust it so it has more water? Well, that's not a me job.

Are you okay? I mean, I'm sitting on a plank, so no, not really. I mean, it's kind of very uncomfortable. Wait, Kenzie, what were you going to say? I don't remember.

Not great. I'm kidding. Oh, I remember. Oh, yay. At the beginning, you were talking about doing some cheer stunt. Yes. So? You want to go? Cash, stop. I'm fixing the plant. I'm not peeing. I'm fixing the plant. Is he sitting on it? I can hear it. I just got to fix the plant. Do not pee, Cash. I'm not peeing. Cash, that's disgusting. I really have to pee. Me too. That's just soil. It's not the fertilizer. Don't worry. What are you just fertilizing? You're just laying eggs down there? What are your eggs named?

robin that's a horrible name imagine your name well never mind what if your mom's name was robin i know lots of robin name robin i know i got two robins i had a babysitter named robin robin who robin in the hood robin you okay well that's uh not on my baby name list that's for sure robin

You're so slick. Robin, who? Harper, let's hear your baby name list. Okay, Michael. You guys are so dead. Wait, wait. Do you actually have a baby name list? Get some action up in here, man. I'm so tired of this podcast being dead. Let's throw some more pot. I just washed my hair. Don't get dirt in my hair. Yeah. I know, but I need to put my gum somewhere. All right, I'll do it. Oh, man.

- I'm gonna get some ashes in here. - Cash! - I'm literally about to shatter this door. - Oh no. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - It's about to get crazy. - Why would I do that when you look angry at me? - Sit down, I'm smiling. - I'm not doing that, I'm okay. Why are you mad? - Why is she mad? - The octagonal right caught here and everyone-- - Ooh, everyone knows that. - Sorry, but this place still attacks. So it needs thrown again. - Crap, what's going on?

Oh no! Oh no! Why'd you stop me? I don't know, because now I'm covered in dirt. I don't know why you handed me that. Dude, I'm covered in dirt. Oh, I'm a dirty boy. Oh no. What are you doing? It's dirt in my ear, man. Bro, you said we could throw plants

Hey, my tree grew! No it didn't. I told y'all my tree would grow. Your tree grew up to be a big old tree. Hey, if you guys are still watching, Kate's gone. Cash is trying to plant a fake tree. Harper's gone and Kidzie is trying to clean up. This thing went to chaos so quickly. Man. You know, Kidzie was telling me the other day, she said, this place is not a place that we can have children. Children?

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- Children would love this place, man. - As a child, I would be so happy here. - So would be, oh. - No, you cannot adopt children and have them come into a house like this. - Are you kidding me? - What is that supposed to mean? - Hey, if you're a kid up for adoption and you wanna come here, let us know, okay? I'm looking to adopt a speaking child. - Speaking, what does that mean? - That means they can't be an infant, Kenzie. - That means they have to be able to speak.

- Infants speak. - No they don't. - Yes they scream. - Or they speak whale. - Welcome back Kate. Here I'll clear off the spot for you. - Come on Kate come back in. - There's so much dirt inside my hoodie it's not even funny. - Hey. - Hey that's a tree.

Oh yeah, baby. Sit on top of the pole. Or the branch. Ugh, my hands are dirty. What happened when I was gone? Please. Well, you see what happened was... Oh my gosh, look at all that dirt that's stuck up there. This is not a good idea. I'm going to jump on the tree with my buttocks. This is not happening. Move the mic. Ready? Pick it off. I don't know what the heck you're doing over there. Move your mic. Everything's breaking. Alright, three, two, gosh.

I'm ready. This is a bad idea. Oh, yeah. Come on, SpongeBob. I'm about to make a name for myself. I gotta switch my handle with under thighs after this one. Ready? Three, two, one. I don't think you've thought this through. That's kind of scary, Kenzie. Take a second.

I really don't think you've thought this through, Cash. All right, I have it, man. Yeah. Do you want to take it through with me? Yeah. Okay, so right now, if you jump on that, it's going up your butt. I'm impaled. I thought it through. Bad idea. Yeah, I'm going to be impaled. Yeah. Like Olaf, just straight impaled. All right, here we go. Three, two. That was really stupid. What did he do? Dude. Dude, you broke your tree. Okay, I'm bleeding.

And the- and you broke the TV? Hey! Why would you hit a man while he's down, Kenzie? I'm actually bleeding. I just bought that TV. Go throw dirt on it. No, no, it's sharp! Everything's sharp there! Please, there might be- That's it. Fine, Kate!

Look at his back. Look at his back. Did you see his back? His back was sore. Man just shook like a dog. Oh, oh. - Crash! - Unfortunately, we are on the podcast, which means I cannot help you, Kinsey. You threw dirt on him. - You threw dirt on me! I'll throw dirt on all of you! - Yeah, I unfortunately am just gonna watch this happen. - I'll take all of you guys! - I really have to know how this ends.

Someone is going to get hurt. Oh, please don't be me. Hey guys, don't get over there. This is really bad. It appears Cash is on an angry rant to get all the girls dirty. Don't stain my clothes. Oh, Kate says he's going to stain her clothes. She is threatening with their marriage. Don't stain my clothes.

He knows if he stains her clothes he's going to be in deep trouble. Alright, Kate! It looks like he's not backing down. I'm gonna tell you something. It appears the triplets have the upper hand as he is taking a seat. I'm gonna offer forgiveness. You should. Kenzie? I swear to God that you wouldn't say it. You should tell me you're sorry. She's laughing. Sit down. Sit down or I'll throw the dirt. Okay, you're asking for it. Uh-oh. Wait, sit down. Why? Sit down. Do you ask?

Hey, why are we sitting down next to the host? Okay, so maybe we should sit down somewhere else? Alex, are our mic plugged in? He has no idea. That's great. We better get one. Oh, no. Can we see your back? No, we're not. Not done with the show.

Did my back have anything on it? No. Unfortunately, you threw dirt on him after he just got an haircut. It's bleeding. I didn't make you throw dirt on him. Hey, can somebody speak to me? Because I can't trust Harper. What's on my back? Your back is fine. Oh my gosh, Kate. I didn't throw the dirt at you. Why? You have an attitude. I just wanted to talk about baby names. Listen.

I, what? I'm listening. I don't, the segregation here, man. Like look at everyone over there looking at me. I don't understand. Why does everybody look so mad besides Matt? The more I think about your line in the song, it's just better. What line? I'm just a freak. Everybody thinks that I am a freak, but I'm actually fine. No, I just don't get it.

You're ostracized from the group, and that's okay. Yeah, why am I an outcast? I don't understand. To be honest, it's the haircut. We don't let you hold it. I don't understand. If I don't talk, it's just, well, we're going to talk about our baby names. So I made it interesting. Threw some dirt around. Everybody gets dirty from now and then. So...

I don't understand why everyone's... Kate's mad. I've kept the show rolling. Everyone else is kind of laughing. Without me, there'd be no audio. Yeah, Maven, we appreciate that. Our audio-only listeners are very thankful. All right, Kate, you can come sit down. I'm not sitting down over there. Why? Because there's dirt all over that chair. Oh my gosh, are you allergic? Like, what's going on? I don't understand. I'm wearing white clothes, Cash. They're going to get stained. Those are great. They're not going to get stained. They're great? What's great? How do you know brown stuff is going to stain them, Kate?

okay i think she's left skin marks before okay because she seems to have a rational feel fear of something brown getting on her clothes oh rash i see what you did there uh listen listen i think we can calm down right now all right let's get you're right man let's just go over our baby names okay dude that can't be the thumbnail i'm sorry what what

Cash' back got hurt. No. My back got hurt? Yeah. It was a big bag. Cash is a big bag. But it got scarred. Cash is back with a big bag. Cash got a big bag with a big mat. How about Cash got a tree stuck up? I have a tree stuck up my butt. Like, what? That's a good thumbnail. You have a tree stuck up your butt. Hey, can somebody at least, like, sit right there so we can get the mics going? Yeah, we need mics. Harper, you want to sit in the fire pot? I'm actually...

Now that was unnecessary. No, you know what I learned from these situations, Kenzie? The only way to win is to threaten Kate. No. Now that is unfortunate. Basically. I'm going to roll with it. Yeah, he did. He did. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, no. He...

If you were planning on throwing dirt on someone during an episode, at least say, hey, maybe don't wear white clothes. Well, I'm going to be just the arbitrator here. He wasn't planning on throwing the dirt. You guys are just incredibly boring, so he had to throw the dirt. And they're gray. They're stained.

Stained? Yes, I have dirt all over my pants now. They're not going to be stained. I've seen you get blue stuff out of a white carpet. Yeah, we're all washed. I don't want to have to do that. I don't want to have to get dirt out of my clothes because you decided to throw dirt on me when I'm wearing white clothes. Jesus can get stains out of anything. We're all washed by the blood of Jesus Christ. He's got facts, man. There you go. You don't have a mic.

Oh man, I mean this is catastrophic. Oh my gosh. Dude, this is like one of the worst things that have ever happened here. He like landed everywhere. Oh my god. Yeah, there's dirt everywhere, but hey guys. Happy vibes, happy vibes. I hope we have more mic stands. Dirt only? Hey. And like our house just got cleaned and we don't have a vacuum that can clean this up. There we go. Are we rolling on all audio actually? We're rolling. I didn't mess up any of the mics. That's actually impeccable. Yeah. We uh...

Okay, so my kid's name is gonna be X. That's not. Yep. You can't say Elon Musk's name. I didn't. Wait, what? That's his kid's name? His kid's name is X? Yeah. Like the vehicle? I don't know. Oh, heck no. So no, his name is not X. Why not?

Why can't one kid's name be X? The letter X? Yeah. Let's actually go over our kids' names, because we all know you ain't naming your kid X. Fine. But those are good ones. Okay. I'll go first. My kid's name will be Rocky. Disclaimer, we haven't talked about any of these. No, bull crap. Take that off your list. It's on my list. You just took my phone and left my wallet.

Rocket?

Look at this. Where is it? Oh, you actually have baby names. Yeah, I actually have baby names. And Rocket's on here somewhere. He has baby names from a year ago. Yeah, and there's Rocket. Congratulations. A year ago. You can't handle nothing. I got it all figured out. You know what else I got? What do you mean? I'll pull up my baby name list, and Rocket's going to be on there before your name is on it. No, I'm having two boys. Rocket and Jet. Shut up! That's both of my baby names, and he knows it. He stole Jet's name!

He's trying to make me mad right now and jet and rocket are gonna be my two kids because I wanted to name my kid Cash money Baker, but Kay didn't want that So my kids name are gonna be rocket and jet and they're gonna be twin boys false Yeah, but how do you know they're gonna be twin boys because what if they're twin girls? Well, just one girl or one boy. They don't be a Rock. Oh Okay, what would you do if you're pregnant with triplets?

I probably would give birth to triplets. That's usually what happens after that. No, I know, but just imagine three times the normal pain of pregnancy. Imagine giving birth and you're like, all right, two more times. Here we go.

Alright, here's my baby names. First, we have Captain. What? But you'll call him Cap. Captain? No, that's not happening. Please do not name your kid Captain. We have Captain, but you'll call him Cap. Might as well call him President. We also have Thor. Do you like Marvel or something? What? Rocket? Thor? Captain? I didn't even realize that. They just got cool names. Axe? I don't like that. I'm sorry. You like the body spray? No, I don't.

That would be a sin to name your kid after the body spray. You just did. No, after. Hatchet. Hatchet. Axel. Okay. Then we have Ice. Ice. Ice.

Dude, if- From Top Gun. Yes. Bingo. Like, still, there's not been one name that you- There's not been one feasible name on that list. Jet and Rocket are feasible names. No, that's positive. Yeah, because you said we could name our son Rocket and Jet. I don't love Rocket, but I like Jet. Jet is cute. I do like Jet. I don't like Rocket, but, like, I'm not even pregnant right now, so I'm just not gonna argue it right now. All right, Kate, well, we can make a deal. You can name all the girls and I'll name all the males.

No, because you're going to try to make... What if you have all females cash? Then, you know what? That's my loss. So shake on it. No, I'm not shaking on that. Come on. I'm not. Y'all witness it here first, folks. I'm not shaking. All right, I'm almost done. Jet and Rocket. Yes. You've already said that. Yeah, but that was the next on my list. Then we got FaZe.

You're not naming your baby FaZe. Right. I don't know. It's kind of a good name. You could. Topher. Then the next baby name. Topper. I like Topper. No, you don't, Topper. You don't love me. What? Do you remember that from Outer Banks? I like Topper low-key. I like that name, Topper. Who votes they should name their kid Topper? I'm a handball. Whose kid? Your kid. I named my kid after an evil villain. How do you know? Okay, my next name is Comrade. Comrade.

I like Conrad. Conrad? No. He said comrade. Com. Oh, Conrad. No, comrade. Like a fellow peer. Comrade. He had one of those buttons that are like, ah!

What? What would you use it? Unfortunately, if y'all name your baby that, I'm going to have to change the name legally. Okay. The next one on my list is Commander. Dude, can you stop with the military levels, okay? Wait a minute. That's a real name. Commander. You're like Major, Captain, Cadet. All I know is if you walk in and you're like, what's all your boys' names? And it's Captain, Commander, and Rocket. I mean, dude, that's sick.

You're like, oh, the dad named him. Yeah. No, no. What if you're like, dude, is the dad, like, jacked? No. I am. They're going to look at you. They're going to be like, no, he bleaches his hair. In a salon full of girls. And I got two more. Ram. Like the truck. Please do not name your son Ram. Hey, Ram, come over here. I could come over here. That's like giving Mater energy from cars. That's like a dog. I don't have Ram for the honor. Ram? Ram?

And then the last one I have, and I don't really want to name my kid this, but this is just the only one that Kate was like okay with besides Jet. Oh, this better be good. Please be good. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know what it is, but I may 100% still not like it. He could have just been like up my butt this night trying to get me to agree to this, and I was like, fine. Okay. It's Dash. Can you cut that? What did he say? Yeah, let's cut. We cut that.

Ain't no way we just cut that. You got cut. But she's the one who low-key said it. What'd he say? Bleep it. Don't cut that. Bleep it. Alex needs to be cut. No, Alex needs to be bleeped. Alex is more scared of her. Yeah, that's bullcrap. Scared of a woman. It's Dash. Dash? Dash? 50-yard Dash? Like from Incredibles? Dash is from Dash? No, we actually knew a kid named Dash, and he was the cutest little thing. I was like, aww. There's lots of kids named Dash. That's why I don't want to use the name. You gotta be unique. Name your kid unique. Oh.

Who else got names I got lots of names that are fantastic. Why do you say so much? Let one of the girls go. Okay, fine. What's your baby name? Ready? Is my name on there? I'm finding it. No, it is. I saw my name on there. No, it's not. I mean, my name's got to be on a lot of names. Sorry. Do you want boy names or what? Just go back and forth. Okay. Then let me hold on.

Harper. Did y'all think y'all's mics are going to echo right there? I'm really stressing. I don't know. But we're here. All right, ready? For... Here, I can go sit on the pot. Why would I clean all this up? The dirt? I'm super stressed. Oh, we'll clean it. Don't worry, baby. I don't know if it will be cleaned. Okay, ready? This is actually a comfy seat. Reminds me of when we used to be homeless, man.

I know. Sitting on the dirt. That was rough. On the curb. Sitting on the dirt. No, no, no. Where's my tractor? Apollo. Move my dirt. Apollo? Apollo? Apollo. Well, that kid's definitely... I can't even pronounce your own kid's name. Apollo? That's highly embarrassing. Like the ship that exploded? The failure of launch? Kai? Kai?

Nova? Nova's on mine! Nova's on mine! I like Nova, yeah. Nova? What? Nova. What's on your finger? Someone named their car that. I heard it. I could see that. Yeah, it got hurt. Yeah, my finger's bleeding and people threw dirt at it and now it's clogged with dirt. Hey, man, don't complain about dirt. Dre? Dre? Dre?

Just when you sit in the seat, it just feels like I should be a man I see no Sutton for a girl. Sutton is cute. Like a little button. What is Sutton? Come here Sutton button. Sutton button. That's cute. What is Sutton? Isn't Sutton what you get from sheep? No, that's mutton. Mutton? But isn't Sutton something? Ivy's pretty. Oh man, there's actual dirt in my belly button. You want more? Dude, you think we could grow a plant out of your belly button? Heck yeah, man. Try it. Let's save the planet.

With your little belly button. Okay. Harper, keep going. Oh, Harlow. Oh. Sailor. Sailor's cute. I like Sailor. Eliana. That's pretty. Aspen. Aspen's cute. Cove. Sage. You're going to destroy the... You're going to destroy the plant. Harper's on our list. On your own list? Yes. You want to name your kid after yourself? No, I'm not having a kid. She's reading them off of Google.

- Hey, how about Diego? - Diego? - Diego. - Go Diego. - Are you just reading baby names off Google? That's what you're doing? Wow. - Oh, Obi. - Obi-Wan Kenobi? - Hey. - Ashton. - If you're reading them off Google, this isn't fun. - Winston. - Give me my phone. I have really good names. Please.

Harrison, Lando, Ledger, Miles, Husky. Husky. Husky? Okay, y'all ready for this? Yeah. Okay. Bobby Jack Smith. No. No? Where'd you get that? Bobby Jack Smith? Where'd you get that name? It just sounds like a name. Like, hey, Bobby Jack Smith. Come here. I know where we got it. It's whenever we were at my grandma's house and she was telling a story about this guy that lives in the town that I live in. And she was like, oh, yeah, Bobby Jack Smith and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Bobby Jack Smith? And everyone was like.

Bobby Jack Smith's a funny name, man. Imagine Cash had a kid named Bobby Jack Smith. Is that Bobby Jack Smith with his head in the dirt? Okay. Next is Ransom. No one likes Ransom? It's okay. Okay. Okay. Wraith.

Rafe. I like that. Thank you. I like Rafe. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Leonardo. Leo. I can get behind that. Leonardo is a cute guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, please. I got it. Wait. Okay. She just farted on your face. Okay. That's disgusting. Okay. Dude, you have planted a tree in your belly button.

This might be a new level of consciousness. Okay. Next on my list is Percy. Leonardo. That's perfect. Do we like Percy? My favorite is Leonardo. Do we like Leonardo and Percy? Wraith is my favorite. I can get behind Percy. Okay. What about Atlas? I don't love it. Storm? No. Storm could be a girl. No Storm. No Storm? Okay. What about if I had two boys and I named them Red and Blue?

Dude, that's fire, man. Thank you, dude. Red is a name and blue is a name. I have a crush named Red. See? He'll have crushes. There's this twin boys where I used to live and their mom didn't know what to name them so she named them things off the hospital menu and just never changed their name. And it's Orangelo and I forgot how to say the other one's name. It's Orange Jell-O.

Orange yellow. Orange yellow. Oh my gosh. She put that on their birth certificate? She must have been. I know another guy. And his mom didn't know what to name him. So on the birth certificate, she just wrote baby. And so when a sub came, they'd be like, is baby here? And he'd be like, yeah. But that's not what everybody called him. Baby. Okay, I also got Banks. Banks is cute. I like Banks. I can't have FaZe and you have Banks. I mean, that would just be crazy. FaZe Banks would love us, dude.

Let's see. We got Church. Church? Church? No. No? Absolutely not. I'm sorry. Montana? For a girl, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I also got this for a girl. My favorite is Rafe. Rafe? Rafe is great. Echo? Echo?

How long is this list? This is still going. Indie May. Indie May is cute. The fact that Matt has put more thought into it than any woman. Nova May. There is more thought than mine, but I guess it's mine. There's a girl in my school that named her kid Nova May. She's 15. I'm just letting you know.

If your names are good. And I do have a kid before you. I will steal your name. Yeah. Oh, he will. Okay. We know that. No, you stole my name. Don't even get me started. I saw it in the movie theaters and I thought of it right there. He's original. I'll share my baby names with you guys. Okay. If you beg. I beg. Before the baby's born? Yes. Wait, you're going to tell us the baby's name before it's born?

The possibilities. Yeah. No, I don't know. I've thought about that. How, like, if we would... If I'd want to, like, say the name... Cash, can you touch her stomach? Can I just get a glimpse of what it's going to be like? Touch her stomach and tell me the baby's name. Oh, yeah. I got you, man. Okay. Practice. Cash. Okay. Cash, so...

What are you going to name the baby? Oh, hold on. Okay, you gotta look fatter. Come on, sit up. Here, can you put this under you? You gotta look fatter. Put that under your shirt. Oh, not the dirt, not the dirt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Maverick? No. Harper? Never. Kenzie? No. Well, hurry up already. Tell me the name. Our baby's name will be Baby Rocket. Baby Gronk? Baby Rocket? Baby Gronk? No. Yeah, it doesn't really hit. Maybe I shouldn't go with Rocket. Okay, how about this one? We're going to be naming our baby. There's two babies? Oh, yes. There is two. Baby Jet. That hit. That hit. Yeah, Baby Jet.

It's just such a boring name, Jet. No, I do like Jet. I think Jet is so cute. Jet. Jetski? Oh, in the baby room, you can have, like, little airplanes all around. Yeah. That'd be cute. Airplanes. Yeah. And his little bassinet. Okay. Yeah, and then our baby will be Bobby Jack Smith. Okay. Dude, I hope belly buttons can't get infected, man. Dude, because yours is. I could. Okay, Cashtop. Like my baby names. It was an open wound at one point.

He doesn't like my baby names. They're very historical. No, these ones aren't actually. Historical was a nice word to use. They're old. Belly buttons? Okay. Like Bella? No, Kate's baby names are like old names. My belly button's historical. It tells a story about me when I was born. Whatever your grandma's name is, that's what Kate wants to name our baby. Carol? But I'm not hating. Let's hear it. I love her names. Grammy? I like to hear them.

No. Let's hear them. I think I just... I don't know. Okay, for a girl, I like... Y'all are literally... I'm going to get trolled, I know. Oh, there's no trolls in here. No, I see four. I don't see none. Okay. For a girl, I like the name Beverly. That's cute. Beverly's cute. I like that a little bit. Bev, come here. I like Bev. Yeah, I actually... Yeah, you call her Bev. I like...

Millie I think Millie's cute. You also gotta think though like little kids are gonna have to say this name so they're gonna be like Biff Biff Wait are you actually gonna name her Millie? Is that gonna be the name on the birth certificate? Yeah Millie I have a friend her name is Milena Oh that's great And we call her Millie Um I like Biff Biff Sorry Um Faye

Faye is cute. Yeah. You should name her Faye. Faye Lynn. Faye. Faye Lynn. Okay, again, kids can't say why, so it's just going to be Faye. Faye. Faye. Faye. Faye. Faye. I like the name Golden, but then you called her Goldie. Oh, that's cute. I like that. Yeah. But I actually, I don't know if we can do that. Why? Because someone else we know is Goldie.

You know Goldie? No, I know someone who's claimed that already. Oh, our sister? No. No. Well, was it Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Oh, she said- No, no, stop! Whoa! Release the secret, come on! Why? Okay, apparently we're not allowed to say because then the baby name is out there.

Which I'm confused about because I thought we just said the baby name. Yeah, so I don't really know. I'm not allowed to say who it is. Okay. Apparently, this baby named Goldie. Oh, for a boy, I like Wes. No. Wes is cute. I like that. That's exactly my point. It's cute. A boy doesn't want a cute name. He needs a manly name. Wes is a cute name. It's a manly name. Wes is a manly name. James?

Wes is like I can see a girl when he's like 14 be like Oh Wes is so cute Yeah Wes is a good name Y'all want people to have like stupid names No I just want them to have names that I remember Who says rocket Like something that I remember them by Like I think of like oh tree And I think of that time Cash sat on a tree Okay Bennett That's cute Okay

No, please do not name the kid Bennett. Man, dude, all the audience watching this that we're naming their names and we're dogging on them. Bennett, I love you and I'm sorry. No, no, it's a good name. It's a good name. It's not like by the time in 10 years, it's going to be a good name for your kid. If they're dogging on your name, you can't be offended by guys that want to name their kids like Soldier. Rockin' Soldier. Soldier. Soldier's fire. You call him Soul.

Anyways, uh, one of the biggest cities in the world is named soul. Okay, go to a Mexican restaurant like sold a That's it, okay

No! What? You didn't say your favorite one. I'm not saying that. Because if we actually do name our kid that, I don't know if I want to say it before the kid's born. Why? Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? Is it a pansexual? So you're telling me we just got your B-list name? Yeah, her actual favorite name, we did not say. I'm not saying it. Okay, I'll say it. No. What? I thought it was the name. We'll bleep it right there and we'll cut it. Alright, I thought- What?

It's one of those two! No, we'll bleep all that and you gotta blur the mouth so people don't know what we said. Thank you guys for watching! Please subscribe! Peace out, Roshaka!