Sharing A Bed Got Awkward!
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Cash gets up in the morning before me and Mav, and goes to take a shower. Oh yeah, that's my bad. And me and Mav look at each other like, what the frick? Nobody let go, okay? Three, two, I bought a Nerf blaster. There are needles in that, Cash. Yes, there is needles in it, Kate. Congratulations, you found the needle. Stop! She's gonna cry. Back to another episode of the LOL Podcast.

Hmm are we started? Let me do the intro this time. Oh, okay. Okay. Should I put this a little higher? It seems low now. Is this good? I don't know how like sensitive these are. Is it good? Do you want me to start it? Welcome back to the LOL podcast featuring Cash Baker. Thank you for joining, Cash. Yeah, we're glad to have you. Are you guys gonna interview me now? Yeah. Just don't hurt the wall this time. Okay. Ask me questions.

Why do you like to hurt the wall? What wall? I flipped it. The wall behind us? What about that wall? I just want to know why you like to hurt it. I have anger issues. Yep. Hear that? You guys heard it. I'm not the one with anger issues. And I love punching holes in the wall. Stop. Dude, I am so surprised those didn't fall down. And that is so weak of you. Do you see the position I'm having to punch right now? That was crazy. That was like a jab.

Wow, a lot more things fell this time. Don't insult my punch ever again now. Well, so the LL Podcast poster didn't fall, so you're still weak. Dude. My picture still stands. What? You knocked over her water bottle and everything. Everything, man. The little gremlin fell over.

I'm sitting on the cold side of the skateboard too. They're so used to it, they didn't even like... I know. They just kind of like lean a little bit. They're just like, don't hit me. Yeah, you know, sometimes like, here it comes. They're just like, oh, he's standing up now, you know? Sometimes when you do something like too many times, it becomes oversaturated and unfunny, and that's what we're trying to teach people here. So maybe we should do something new. Like what?

We should make something else. Like I punched the wall this time. Yeah. Oh. Matt got his dog shocker collar because the dog was whining. He just shocked a live animal. I didn't shock the dog. I just beeped the dog. It just goes beep. That's all it does. And then she knows that that means that she will get shocked though because she has been shocked before. Trauma. We caused trauma to the dog now. Trapping Mazak. We've all been shocked by this thing and it's on level one and it's just not even anything. Oh, you want me to do it? You want to wear it?

Did you bring that out for me? Uh, yeah. Sure. No. No, but I got something you can do. You guys have done it too. I have something more fun you can do. I did it once. No, it's okay, buddy. I got something you can do. I don't do things like that. Are you going to give him that pregnancy thing? Oh, you're going to love this. You're going to love this. I hate these. Oh, no. They make

Yeah, I've done that before This one buddy. No, I don't think I want to do it No

I literally have done it. It's not it's not that bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad Harper did it. Yeah Depends on where you put it on your body to level 10. No, no one's gotten the level 10 All right, each one of you put these on no, no, no give me that side of that one Is this a new one are these is this new? Yes. Yes do that way. Okay, so I'm putting on the red and

Wait, do you each put on red red or? Yes. You get the other red too? No, no, no. He puts just that one on. That's all we need. Can I put this on my butt cheek? Oh, yeah. You can put it anywhere you want. Because there's a lot of skin there. I feel like it would hurt. Ooh, your foot. Put it on your foot. No. Yeah. Wait, should I? Yeah. It will cramp. It will cramp. Put it on your arm. Yeah, put it on your arm. I really like to see the foot. Not like that. Where on my arm? Like my muscle? Like the big one? The big muscle? Yeah, the big one. The one I've been working out? No, thanks.

I'm going to go on my bicep because that's where, you know. No, but you have to put two on anyways. No, he's just got to put one. Why? It'll work with just one. Oh. Okay. I don't trust you guys. You just twist that thing slightly. Put it on.

Like right here? Yeah. I understand how that works, Matt. I understand. Matt should not be the guy controlling it. Never. This one doesn't shock, right? Nope. It's just kind of like... No, no. It's just like a... Whoa. I hate things like that. Hold my hand. Hold his hand. No, no, no. Hold his hand. No. If we hold... Wait, what? Wait, what? Touch me again. No. I don't like that. Touch me. No, don't touch me.

We hunched the negative to one of them. Ow! That's crazy. Wait, it's like science. You hold his hand. Let's do it. You hold his hand. We're going to go through me. Ready? Ready? Go. Ow!

Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Harper's in the middle. Wait, that's insane. Nope, nope. Everybody sit. Here, Harper, sit right here. Come on. I'm not doing it. Wait, did you feel that too? Alex, come here. Alex, come here. Good. Everyone, I can't. Alex is coming. Alex is coming. I'll be here.

Here, Matt, you gotta go far. Oh wait, here, you sit on the skateboard. I'm just scared to do things like this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Careful. Alright, now sit on it. Okay, Alex, you sit down. Oh my god. This is gonna be crazy, everyone. This is gonna be fun. Can you fix this, Mike? Oh, okay.

Alright guys, this is gonna be fun. This is gonna be real. Woah, what? Oh, dude that scared me. I missed the couch. Okay. This is very unfair. Are you not gonna join us? Heck no. Come on. Cade does not want to get shot. Wait, someone's gotta hold the tea and see how much it's filled. No! No! Alright, ready? Time to spill the tea. Okay, okay. Alright, everybody grab hands. Wait, wait, wait!

No, no, no. You and Harper gotta hold hands. Let go of Harper. You and him hold hands first. This is such a good idea. You and Harper grab hands last. Wait, what? You and Harper just grab hands last. Y'all grab hands last. Okay. Three. Ready? Now squeeze tight, everyone. Hold on. Three, two, one. Wait, you gotta hold my hand longer. It was me who let go. Yeah. Let go of it again. Like that. Three, two, one. This is crazy. Three, two, one. Let go! Let go!

Hold the t2 that'd be so funny

No, you gotta hold the tea, Kate. No, she's got to hold the tea. Wait, should we do everyone in the room? Yeah. Yes, yes, everyone. Everyone in the room. All right. Leave my tea over there. Hold on. Here we go. Does it hurt? No. All right, guys, we're going to do everyone. Everybody on the underside of the fire. Oliver, Tori, come on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone, everyone. So, wait, Alex, you gotta make sure we're all on frame.

I feel like this is some kind of like, we're gonna be more connected after this. Oh yeah. I'm gonna deal with it. Alright, so you go like right here. Don't touch me dude, I'm standing right there. I'm freaked out, no. Yeah, dude, I'm not afraid of you. Okay, uh. Okay, I'm on par for you. I don't do things like that. Alright, everybody sit as far back as they can. You're saying group prayer. Wait, let's say group prayer first. Alright, level four.

Wait, what level is this?

This is level four. We need to clarify who's doing the final touch before everyone starts. Me, me, me, me. Okay, don't grab hands yet then. I don't like it. I'm gonna cry. You have to be the final touch, okay? Not me. Ready? All right, guys, this is level... Don't touch me yet until we know who's touching. Yeah, no. Don't touch me. All right, touch me. This is level four out of eight, so we're starting halfway up. Okay. No? No? Ready? Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

I'm actually terrified of level 8. Max level, here we go guys. I'm not doing it! No! I can't! You can't!

You gotta do it. You already did. It's just way worse than you can imagine. It's gonna hurt so bad. Guys, guys, it's gonna hurt so bad. It's gonna hurt so bad. No, no, no, no. No, please. Please just get it over with. I'm gonna pass out. Go! No!

Okay, we gotta do this without Kate. Yeah Kate, come on out. What? Yeah Kate, let's go too quick. What level was that? This is level 8. Turn it all the way up. Alright guys, we're doing it without Kate because she lets go too quick. I'm scared. This is bad. It's all over.

Alright, no one let go! No one let go! I can feel it! I can feel it! You're too close to her! You're too close to her! I can feel it! Alright, okay. Okay, here we go. Alright, nobody, dress me up. Why is the floor wet? Alright guys, nobody let go, okay? Everybody stay grabbing this time. Two...

I swear we had it the worst. Y'all don't understand. I'm not gonna lie, the middle wasn't that bad. This makes me afraid to touch people now. Dude, I have PTSD from it.

That actually sucks. That's crazy. Dude, people need to buy that. It's cool. Like, it's really cool how that works. Hey, guys, wait. Somebody lay down. Am I good? I will. Wait, Matt, somebody lay down. I'm going to go. That was crazy. No, no, no, no, no. Lay down, Matt. Am I okay? I feel like you should do it. Okay, what are you doing? My mic? I'm scared. What?

Maverick, lay down. Not lay down? Uh-uh. I obviously don't have to. Not lay down at all. No, no, no. Keep your forearm. Why do we have to lay down? You'll be fine. I need your forearm. If you do it to me, I get to do it to you. Okay, okay. Where are you going to put it? On your forearm. Here, just sit down. Ready? I think we've had enough of this bit. Is it going to kill me? I can't. Wait, is this going to kill me or something? No, no, no. We can do it all the time. Yes, Nick. We've never done it. Wait, wait, wait. What does this do if you put them both at once? It just shocks your arm like you did the wall go. No.

No, relax buddy. I've already done it man. See, you beat a baby. See, he was a baby guys.

You're crushing the Cheetos on the carpet. Yeah. Can you just stop stepping on them? I'm going to accept it because I feel like I need to be doing this for the cloud. I'll start on level one. Can I just think about this for a second? I'll start on level one. Let me think about this for a second. Me too. We didn't have him sign anything. Alright, level one. Here we go. He's nervous. You'll be fine, bro. Bro, you're going to be fine. Shut up.

You'd be great. Maverick's never been humbled like that. Should I put it on my abs? No. Because I have a lot. I feel like abs is the best way to do this. No, abs is the most painful, actually. Wait, ask me some trivia questions. If I get them wrong, then you shock me. Okay, okay, okay. That's fair, that's fair. Okay, I got a great... I'll go first. Not trivia, but... Yeah, trivia. I think I should go, because I'm not at trivia. Okay, when's my birthday?

Don't know like July 4th - that I thought we were friends. No, that's not it's not bad. It's not bad. I promise you we do it all the time We did we did an episode on this she's done before Level one's fine. I think you forget that I'm the one who had this on the most see it's okay Here's level one just so you know, is it going?

Yes, it is. Yes! My gosh, do you see how big my muscle is? Alright. Gosh! I'm gonna smack you, but I can't! Let it go! Wow, dude. Bro, look at you, you have an exorcism. Dude, that's insane. Do you have two of them? That'd be awesome. Get out!

I love this thing. Wait, someone hand me some tea or something. I'm going to try not to spill it. Okay, hand us your tea.

Promise. No. It'll be fine. No, he's not going to smell it. Okay, it's fine. Guys, no. Stop. No, I never get to just drink my tea. It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay, Kate. Genuinely stop. It's going to be okay. I'm serious. Stop. Look at me in the eyes. I'm not going to do anything. No. I don't want you to take my tea. Fine, Mav. Mav, sit down. Sit down, Mav. Sit down. All right. All right.

You are literally the president of the no fun club. Wow, I'm going to use half a brain cell? Whoa, whoa, half a brain cell? Why you got to yell at us like that? Yeah, it's way more fun to do your tea though.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - It gets wet! - What did I do? I'm just here! I'm the shocker guy! - All right, Matt, watch your mic. We don't wanna get the mic wet, so hold it out there. - I'm gonna try to drink the water. - Okay. No, no! I did that once, and then when it goes off, you smack your tooth. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll smack yourself in the face. - No, you'll smack yourself in the face. All right, I'm gonna cover the mic. - It really hurt him, too. He was down bad. - Well, I gotta cover the mic a little bit so he doesn't get it wet. - Okay, good luck.

Oh my god. I didn't know that you get wet. Oh, it's called dodging. That's crazy. Oh my god. And that's why I didn't do my cup of tea. If it was your cup of tea, I would have held it better. Yeah, commit me.

He had no reason to hold the water. Yeah, like, why did I need to save the water? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. No, I just want... For one episode, I'd like to have a cup of tea. 13th! That was close. Dang it. Backwards. I almost read your mind because of the shocking, like, when we were holding hands. Dude, I felt connected to you. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie, that shocking was kind of mad fun. Hey, Jack. Yeah? Are you planning on returning your hoodie? Because you have a tag on the back. Yeah, I was gonna say that too. Really? Yeah.

I'm kinda mad because I bought this hoodie yesterday and no one's complimented it. And I thought it was a nice color and people weren't gonna compliment me. Oh, I actually don't really like it. Yeah, it's kinda odd. I mean, you're actually wearing something different for once. Wait, you don't like it? No, I'm kidding. I love it, honey. It looks great. It was either this or red. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Blue is better. You're cyan. Blue is much better. It matches my eyes, you know what I'm saying? Because I got cyan eyes.

Well, you look pretty. I'm just wet right now. Dude, I'm soaked. Yeah, you put your pants on. I did. Some of it's yellow, some of it's water, you know? You just don't know. Kathy's the bed. Wow, man. Thanks for putting it on blast. I have medication for it. Okay, so it's actually a freaking condition. What's your medication called? So I can't make fun of it? I used to have medication when I was little. Yeah. Now it happens occasionally, like once or twice a year. What causes it? Dreams? Uh,

Yeah Scary ones Why'd you stop? Actually he has a drinking problem Just don't ask me about the clown dreams He has a drinking problem What? He drinks too much water I do, I drink a lot of water You said you were like trying to flex You drink a gallon a day Which is cool Yeah, a gallon a day He drinks like three No you don't Yes he does No, no He fills this up at least twice a day I drink like two a day Is that a gallon? If I work out It's a river gallon It's a what? How much is it?

That's a gallon. That's one gallon? That's gotta be just a gallon. That's a gallon. He fills it up twice a day. I drink about twice a day. No way. If I work out and play basketball that day, I drink two. But if I don't, if I just work out, then just one. How big is your bladder? It's tiny. It's like this big. He's peeing all day. Yeah. Yeah. I pee a lot. How many times an hour do you think you pee? Dude, I've counted one time, and one time before like noon, I peed like eight times. And I was like, I gotta stop drinking. I have a problem. It just gets in the way of life at that point. Yeah. It was like every time I said it, I was like...

Gotta go again. How's sleeping? I was thinking about trying to drink two gallons while trying to fill up a gallon. What? With my pee. Why are you filling up a gallon? Cheers to that. Yeah. And then if anybody can drink it, like fear factor...

I'll give them a hundred thousand plaque from the unicorn channel speaking of which you guys should go subscribe to my unicorn channel unicorn 89 no 68 go subscribe to my unicorn go subscribe to my channel fluffyunicorn68 I'm trying to get it to a hundred thousand followers the plug and then maybe I'll give one of you guys the plaque how many are you at right now like 11 okay

Yeah, you're getting close. He has two videos on it. You're getting very close I actually looked it up and it's kind of funny y'all should go follow it. Thank you. She said sweet Come out. It was like who would watch this? How much were you paid to say that? That's what I was gonna say I didn't see cash slipper like a 20 before this. So yeah Yeah I'm not supposed to say that but yeah, I'm sorry. Are you staying at a hotel?

Airbnb. Why? Are you going to try to visit me? I mean, I would visit you. How many beds is there? There's three. One? Okay, great. So you can have one. Okay. I mean, I don't need my own bed. Unless you want to call off the wedding. What are you talking about right now? No. I didn't say anything. You know, this is our first male guest we've had on. Not true. What about Preston? What about Parker? What about him?

Original thoughts. Well Preston and Parker are our friends. Yeah. Who's your favorite guest that you've had on besides me? She just said you're not her friend by the way. Yeah. Well, I mean... Well, I chose to skip over that. You had to remind me and I just decided to skip over it. See, I feel like this color makes my hair and like eyes stand out. It does make your eyes stand out though. Well, my favorite guest I've ever had on is probably Harley.

Yeah. I loved Harley. Yeah, she was sweet. I was obsessed with Harley. Like, and I still am. Harley Davidson. Harley... What's her last name again? Haisley. Haisley. Harley Haisley. I'm obsessed with her, and I still am. Like, I have an obsession with her, and we don't snap anymore. Oh, she doesn't like you back? You know... She loves me back. You could be one of my relatives, because...

One side of my family, their names are the Wilkins. Really? I kind of look like you a little bit. That's what I was thinking. Blue eyes. Yeah. People commented that. Same haircut? Yeah. Yeah. Same haircut. Yeah. Yeah, what is your haircut? You guys want to see it? Yeah. You guys have actually seen my hair. You actually haven't taken the hat off. We haven't seen him without his hat. So, we might as well now. Get ready for a jump scare. Should I tell the story before or after I show my hair? You don't make it too scary. I'm going to pee the bed in my house. Do you guys know what a hair transplant is? Oh, yes. No. No.

You had one? I tried to get one. Oh, no. Are you balding? What do you mean? Yeah, I was balding. I can show you pictures. Should I show you pictures now or after? No, show us after. Okay. So my dad is bald and— Was he born that way?

Yeah, you were born that way. Yeah, most are. And then you lost it. But I was losing my hair, and then I got it back, and then I decided to get a transplant to prevent more balding in the future. Wait, so you were born bald, and you were scared. Yeah, take notes. You know that's normal, right?

You know everyone's more bald, man. Well, my sister didn't come out bald. Really? Yep. I didn't either. She's hairy? Some babies come out with a lot of hair. I didn't. It's a thing. That's weird. Oh, Alex definitely got hair, man. Freaky, man. No, it's kind of cool.

I don't think so. I need to hear more about this hair transplant. Yeah, okay. So, I decided to get a hair transplant to prevent more balding. So, I went to New York. And then, as I was getting it... This was recently, right? Because I saw your TikToks. You were in New York recently. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um...

Yes, this is a joke isn't it? So I went to New York with hair and then they shaved it Well, they gave me a bad haircut first and then they started to do the transplant and then I had an allergic reaction So they sent me home. There's no way this is real. This is real. Take your hat off. You take your hat off. You have hair on right now. No I don't. Nah your hair is definitely on bro. You want to see a window to a new future? Look at the back of my hat.

Take it off take it off. No. Yeah, how is it mad? It's fine. All right, how about a game of rock paper scissors great? I actually haven't revealed it to anyone yet. Really? Yeah, you guys will actually be like the first to see myself. Oh

So you're good. You can reveal it in the next month. Yeah. Okay, ready? But I never lose, by the way. Actually, yeah. People are going to know about it before this then. Yeah, there you go. All right, ready? But you guys will be the first. Okay, ready? What's going to happen? If I beat you in rock, paper, scissors, you're going to show up. Ready? And you just got to strip off my hat. By the way, okay. I never lose. Ready? Okay, go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Told you, never lose.

Wow, I mean nice. You don't look like Sid from Toy Story. No one ever said that. No one said that. Do I have a good shaped head? Well you actually do. You were getting a transplant. Yeah, so they shaved like these corners. You see how it looks like all messed up. Yeah. Yeah. That's how my dad's hair looks. Were you laughing? No. I saw you laughing. Yeah, I saw it too. I saw you guys laughing too. Come on. No, because Cash said no you don't look like Sid from Toy Story. I said you didn't. If anybody ever said that man, they lied. Have you ever shaved your head before?

Try it. It is a confidence booster. Once you shave your head, you look like a lot of dudes who have shaved heads. I've gotten the guy from Split. Who else? My dad. My uncle. You've never gotten Sid, though.

Not yet. Good. But you used to have such luxurious hair. Like, remember? Luxurious? Yeah, that's when I was 17, okay? How old are you now, 20? 21. Oh. Yeah, it's been a few years. Yeah, well. This is what happens, kids, you know? You make TikToks and you go wild. This is what happens when you turn 20. Yeah. That's depressing. Yeah, so that's that. People think being a content creator is easy. But I'm going back. But it's not easy. It causes you to stress. Yeah. Hair. Lose your hair. It's hard. Go to New York.

Yeah, no one wants to do that. That's going to be the worst part of the whole story. Rate the hair, though. One to ten. It's not that bad. Let's not do that. Okay. What hair? What are you going to rate it? Oh, that's sad. I'm sorry. You don't have to push it more into me. Tell them what happened to your hair. What happened to your hair? A lot of things. Did you? Tell them why you look how you look.

What the? She got a hair transplant, didn't she? Me personally, I wouldn't take that. I would shoot him with this. Oh, no. I'm not shooting him with that. Okay, fine. I was giving you an opportunity. I can't do things to Mav because like I always say, he does things back way worse. I like to live a life at peace. Or Mav gets severely hurt. I'll tell what happened to Kate's hair. She died recently. Really? Yeah. That's why it looks like that.

What? What's the story? There's no story. I started dying my hair when I was 15 blonde and I was like the brightest blonde you could ever imagine. And then last couple months I just decided I wanted to be like more natural. So I started dying my hair like more brown looking. It's a crazy story actually. Also it's false. She's natural. What's going on? Yep. I'm a natural what? You know Matt does this sometimes. We never really know what he's trying to say. What? He also makes a face like this in the camera.

Ooh, kinda sexy. What face was that? Who do y'all think has the best hair here? Besides me. Maverick. Okay, sorry, we just have a question on him, okay? Harper, actually. She's got such a full head of hair. And she's got red. She's got, like, a very unique color. I was gonna say you, Kate.

I was gonna say you bro. Thank you. Yeah, no I said besides me. Oh, I know you were. After Babbers haircut it doesn't look the best but Cash is- Wait you don't like my hair now? Not really. It's like- but Cash is like- mine is shaved under. Mine's like soft, look at this. You got literally blue string in your hair from your hoodie. Really? Your hair on Fame's birthday goes crazy. Oh man. My hair and like some of the old pictures bro, it's like- It's insane. It's like Jimmy Neutron but blonde.

Then he like, he like, there was no like fade to the brown. It was just like white and then brown. Wait, why do you have that gun anyways? What gun? The gun right there. This gun? Yes. I have this gun because it's my favorite gun. What's your house gun sound like? Pew pew. Oh, that's a good one. Thank you so much. I've done that a lot before. What? What's your gun sound like? Like when you, if you went, like what do you, normally I go. Do it really close. Really in that mic.

That's like an airsoft gun. No, it's a helicopter gun. It sounded pretty good. Airsoft. I always go like... I always pull up. It's a helicopter gun. How did I do it? I can do a lot of gun sounds. No, just do it like natural instinct. Whoa. That was like maybe a bubble gun. That was like a fart. That was like a bubble gun. Why did I do it where it was like... He was blowing bubbles. I did like Glock in the hood.

Glock in the hood? Yeah. I went to the hood. If I heard that in the hood, I would not be scared. Just two little... Hey, girls, let's hear your gun sounds. Word on the street is no girl can do a gun sound. Pew, pew.

What the? Come on, do a gun sound. She's just a small bean. Do a gun sound. I literally just did my gun sound. Do it. I didn't hear it. Like... Sounds like you're going to rap. Like, I don't know, like an actual gun sound, like... Wait.

Oh my gosh, it's true, girls can't do gun noises. Not even a little bit? Well if I had a gun... Sounds like you're just not even shooting, you're just like loading it. Alright, K, do your sound. You can do it. You got it. No pressure. Oh, dude, she had a freaking heavy, heavy machine gun. Dude, that is scary. Wow. There, I did it. You did it? No, just do like a normal, just like...

It doesn't even have to be like... Okay, that's enough laughing. I can do bow and arrow sound really good. Ready? Watch this. Did you say it? I can also make a good farting noise. What is the er? You're messing it up. What is the er? It's the door. Dude, that's a door click. Okay, ready?

You're making me laugh now. Is that like the dog before you shoot it? He's like the puppy. He's looking at me like, the release is really good already. Dude, that sucks. That's crazy. At least you're brutally honest. You haven't found a bow that quiet. I went to the hood. Did you? Yeah, how'd it go? Well, am I allowed to talk about it yet? Yeah, you can talk about it.

Well, I went to the hood guys. I did not. I went to the hood and let me just tell you, I was getting all sorts of stares. Are you a hood rat? Oh, you know what that means. That came out of nowhere. It's just like,

That was scarier than your gun. What is a hood rat, man? I don't know. What is that? I've heard that. I don't know. Harper knows the lingo there, though, man. Yeah. So this last weekend was, I feel bad I'm literally telling this story without Kinsey, but last weekend was Kinsey's bachelorette weekend, and her sister had booked this Airbnb. Thanks, man.

You didn't think it was real, did you? I just congratulated him. Oh, okay. Okay, valid. I forgot. So anyways, we go to this, her sister books this Airbnb and she says, hey Kate, me, me and my mom here and we're going to get the decorations. I'm like, okay, cool. So I start driving there and she, I'm not even joking, accidentally put us in like the worst part of Dallas. She put us in Oak Cliff and not the newly renovated Oak Cliff, the like Oak Cliff. Like I was pulling up to the house and I'm not even joking. No shade if you live in Oak Cliff, by the way.

No shade at all. But it's just dangerous and you should get out of there if you can. Anyways, a very high crime rate. Okay, a very high- You're just dogging on Oak Cliff right now. You better not go back.

You gotta say one nice thing. If she goes back, they're gonna get you now. Why can't I see Harder pull up to Ella Cliff and be like, yo, what up? Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. No, I'm not even joking. I turned down the street to get to the house. There's my hood rat. There's my hood rat.

- Oh, there's my hood, there's my rat. - Here's my hood, here's my rat. - All right, yeah, you were in a gang or something? - No, I wasn't. I pulled up to this house, I'm not even joking, you guys are literally gonna think it's fake. There are bullet holes in the car windshield that I drive by, okay?

low-key it was one of you know those wraps that they put on cars like there's bullet holes no it was on the windshield it was rough I'm not even joking like four or five bullet holes in this windshield okay and I pull up to the house four or five that's like

It was probably shootout in Oak Cliff. Like I said, if you're in Oak Cliff, get out of there. Seriously, stop dogging on them. She's not coming back. They all are actually going to get me. I'm going to have to take your place on the podcast. Yeah. Come on, man. No, Oak Cliff, like I do like you. It's like the time I tried to dog on like the blood and the crips. And I was like, what? I don't know.

Much respect for Gage. Anyways. You guys are both stupid. I don't even want to be here anymore. I'm so glad I'm on this side of the room. We're not with him. Or her. Guys, I'm held captive.

- Okay, I'm glad I went to Highcliffe. - All right, all right, okay. You tell your story, so continue. - Well, I just, we got to the Airbnb and it was like in a really bad area and the Airbnb was like not at all what we thought it was gonna be. It was just not what the pictures were at all. Like it was very like not upcapped. Like it was not clean. There was no cleaners that came in. - Are you telling me it was an open floor plan?

No, it was like dirt and hair and bugs all over the floor. And there was like bloodstains in the carpet. And there was a dirty tissue on the bed. And the laundry door, oh my gosh, the door to the laundry room, it was like two doors would open up. One of them, someone literally snapped in half. So it was like three quarters of the laundry room. Sounds like you're describing the studio right here. Yeah.

I'm sorry. There was a hole in the wall. Can y'all believe it? It's understandable. Pictures were falling down. There was. The TV was smashed. The stove had no knobs on it. Like, you couldn't turn the stove on. The oven door was broken. Everything in this house was falling apart. And also, two of the beds, which they did not promote at all, were literally in a shed in the backyard. Like,

It was just not what we thought. That's terrible. Yeah, so I went to the hood and it was terrifying. And Oak Cliff, you are a pleasant place. And Michael Amaya, when you were cutting up these shorts, because I know you were going to do me as dirty as freaking possible, add this in there. Overall, Oak Cliff was a pleasant experience. And I like, hope to one day. You've got to say something nice too. Yeah. No, he's done. You're done, dude. I feel like low-key, if I went to prison, I feel like I'd be...

Second to the top. Oh, you'd like prison. I feel like Loki, I'd be like second to the top. Like, obviously, I'm not going to be top. Maybe second or third. Guys wouldn't like you. I feel like Loki, I'd come in, they'd be like, you from LOL Pod? Yeah, you know. Boom! No. But don't you see that, like, you come into the hood, like the prison, and I run that place, you know what I'm saying? No. Dude, what are you saying? You're just...

You would not like prison. You bet. Harper would run her cell block. Oh yeah, I would run my cell block. But drama. She'd be like, you know what they said about you? I wouldn't let that slide. If you were to go to prison, what would it be for? Oh, if I was going to prison? Mine would be stealing cars. Hot wheels cars from Target. Wait, what? Hot wheels cars from Target. Dude, if I went to jail, man.

Oh, it'd be for something bad. I relocated a turtle the other day. What? And man. Are we switching lanes or is this the same thing? No, no, listen. We did relocate a turtle. I relocated a turtle.

I grabbed him off the street. He was about to get hit by a car. He was moving very slowly. And I saved his life. But sometimes the hero looks like a villain. Oh, so that's how. Yeah. And I grabbed the turtle. No. You thought it was a water turtle? What? And you threw it in the lake? No. Oh. I bring him over to the other side of the road he was trying to cross. And there was nothing over there. So I was like, I don't think you want to go over here. I was like, Kate, let's drive down to the lake. I'll drop him off at the lake. And this thing pees on me.

In the car! It peed on me! In my car! Dude! Did you kill it? That turtle is not alive! Oh my gosh, you did! I have this shell in my bedroom! Stop! Wait, is he being real? No! So you'd go to jail for killing a turtle that peed on you? Do y'all want some turtle soup, man? Because it's banging! No! What are you going to do because I peed on the floor? No, I said it back in the road and left. Okay, I'm going to...

I don't know what happened, but there was a curb on this side and a curb on that side. He's about this big, so I don't think he got up. Wait, I have a question. Did y'all actually steal that boat one time and ride around in it? That was a joke. That was completely a joke. No, I'm just kidding. The turtle did pee on me. It did pee on me, though. Yeah, it did. And I was very surprised. We were driving down the road, and I saw a turtle. And I said, Cash, you've got to save it, because I absolutely in no world am touching a turtle. That is not me. I said Dawn.

I did one time when I was by myself and it took everything in me. But yeah, so he picks up the turtle and he like walked around for like five minutes finding where he should put this turtle. Like he was thinking deep about where to put him. And then he finally decided that there's not a place good enough for this turtle on the street. So he made me take him to the lake. I realized then if you're a turtle, you have a high likelihood of just death because you can't go nowhere. How do you think the turtle got there? He,

He was about to die, Mav. That's exactly my point. And then he is going to die because you put him back. There's nowhere for him to go. Like, I was like, you can't get up. Hey, wait, do you guys have snapping turtles here? Yes. Yeah. Really? Big ones. Is that like big ones? Yeah. Colorado has like really tiny turtles, but I never see like, I've never seen a big turtle. No, we get like big ones like this big. Really? My friend has a tortoise. Can you sit on him and stuff? No, snapping turtles?

How fast do you think I would find one if I just went out and look? If you find one, I'd probably bring it back to your hotel room and you could just okay get home It's a Airbnb and yeah, oh Airbnb. Yeah, they love it. You would take your bed. Oh

You know what happened to us? What would you do? I got your opinion on this. Okay. Okay, say you have a girlfriend. Wait, is that your sister? What? No. No, that's my brother's girlfriend. Perfect. Oh, this is solid. Okay. Wait, what is going on? Can we get your brother and his girl? Wait, where's your brother? He's here. Y'all want to be on this? Wait, come here. Come here. Wait, come here. If you want to be on it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's go. Okay.

On the spot. This is a scenario we ran into. Oh, gosh.

Matt, maybe you should come over here. We're fine. We fit. Y'all fit? Just go over there, Mav. We're comfy. Maverick, move now. No. Let's think about it. This is your girlfriend, right? And y'all two are brothers. It's like me and Maverick. Me, Maverick, Kate. He's me.

He's Maverick. You're Kate, right? Now, say you book a hotel room for you three. No, no, you don't book a hotel room. You're in a city. There's no hotel rooms. You find one that's available. One hotel room. And you don't have anywhere to stay that night. There's nowhere to stay. It's like two in the morning. And it's all your fault. Remember that. All your fault. Yeah, you book a hotel room. So you're like, we'll take it no matter what it is. And they're like, it only has one bed.

It's a master bed. Okay, so what do you do? There's one king bed. I'm sharing the bed with everyone. Little brother's taking the floor. What?

What? No, I'm sleeping with you guys. I'm sleeping in the middle. See, this is the situation we ran into. That's so little brother. He said, I'm sleeping with everyone. You're on the floor. How big is the bed? It's a king. It's a king. Okay. It fits great. You know what? Like when kids took tests, you just got like pillow dividers up and you're just kind of lined in there like that. So y'all are all sleeping on it. I'm sleeping in the middle. Both of them hog beds. What? Oh, you slept with both of them? Well, yeah. What?

So y'all would share the bedding. Yeah, that settled that. Did that help? Did that help answer your question?

I want to hear what she was gonna say. So we went to New York recently and there was four of us. Our friend Lucas went with us and he was sharing a bed with Nick and hated sharing the bed with him so much that he got towels basically and slept on the floor. Apparently I spread out.

your other friend he said i gotta sleep on the floor he put a towel down and was like that's enough it's comfy now he must be from the hood he's from oakland i respect him so much okay yeah we were just wondering because we uh found our us in this situation and uh i slept in the middle

We decided there was only one thing to do. But wait, no, you have to sleep in the middle. Wait, who am I in this story? He has to sleep in the middle. Oh, okay. Just how you guys are right now. Just so you could have like the brother and the girl. No, that's not what we did. No, we all three. What's up, baby? What's up, bro?

Yeah, we all three. We like switched sides like spooning. No, no, we made rules. Wait, what city was this? Matt was big spoon. I was medium spoon and she was small spoon. No, no, listen. We made rules that you couldn't look at me and I didn't look at you. Turn the other way. And we're sleeping butt to butt. You guys have never shared a bed before?

Oh, no, all the time. They did. I think I had me being there through the equation. Yeah, yeah, it made it kind of awkward. And you know what's even more awkward? Yeah, that is kind of awkward. Is we get through the whole night, like, no, but I think we all slept, like, really comfortably. Oh, yes, I remember this. We slept so comfortably. And Cash gets up in the morning before me and Mav and goes to take a shower. Oh, yeah, that's my bad. And me and Roll over look at each other like, what the frick?

And I come back and they're like, Cash, why didn't you wake us up? I was like, I don't know. Y'all were sleeping. I didn't want to wake you, man. I put my turtles over there. I found a turtle. Guys, I brought a gun. Why did you bring a gun? That came out of nowhere. I brought a Nerf blaster. Why? Okay? Okay. Why did you bring a Nerf blaster? Oh, why? No, no, no. Sorry. Okay. I don't like being blasted. There's needles in it.

Don't shoot me with the needles. What? If you shoot me with a needle blaster, I'm gonna kill you. There are needles in that, Cash. Yes, there is needles in it, Kate. Congratulations, you found the needle. Stop. Where? Oh, it's gonna play right through my lens. Stop! She's gonna cry. No! No! No! Wait, give me! He will hate you. It's behind you. He's behind you. What? Cash, it's behind you. It's behind you. Dude, you totally flopped that. How did you do that? Dude, that's...

Oh

Dude, why did you end up pranking yourself? It got on you! It got on me! Dude, what? He set up a prank, but he had basically the worst out of it. What is that, dude? Alright, we'll see y'all next time. Bye! Is that oatmeal? That was whipped cream, bro. Why is it melted? I don't know. It's been out a long time. It's been out on the ceiling the whole time. Wait, give me your hand. Let me lick it. Ew. Okay. Ah, I licked it! Yeah. Wait, that's good, yeah. I don't know. You don't know? It's like vanilla milk. 40?

Yeah, you popped it a little early. Oh, should we not end the episode? I mean, we should probably keep going, but now there's a mess we gotta clean up. Alright, we'll keep going. No, I think this is it. Okay, Alex, you wanna clean up? Alright, I guess we're ending the episode early, guys. We'll see y'all next time. Peace. Thank you guys for watching. Peace out. Goodbye. Love you.