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What's wrong with you? What? You turned that on and it smells like gas now. Yeah, we're probably gonna die from exhaustion. Exhaustion? The exhaust dummy. Oh, the exhaust in the room. We're gonna die from that. Oh, bro, that joke did not hit. Can you sit down? Oh, it smells not good. What the f***? Can I sit down? Cash, your gas smells. Sit down. Sit down. Stop.
What? Stop being annoying. That was kind of loud. We just started. Yes, and you are being annoying. Are you just mad there's a dirt bike up here? I'm mad that there's a dirt bike up here. You're mad because I got a cooler seat than you. How did y'all get that thing up the stairs? I drove it up.
All the way through your carpet. I'm not gonna lie, me and Alex thought we could carry it up. We could not. I had to drive. So what did y'all do? We drove it up. No, y'all did not. Yes, we did. In the wheelie position. Y'all, there is a spiral staircase in this house. There's no way. You must have gotten blew up. Had to do it on one wheel. You just drove up the walls. Cash, that smells. Why would you do that right to us? You stink. What?
You did it like directly at us and now we're the ones that have to sit in exhaust. She's like complaining that my dirt brake farted on her. Listen, just breathe. There's fresh air in here. It smells kind of good. I like it. Just put your mouth on the end of the exhaust over there. Real quick. Can you not turn it on again? Wait, what would happen if we did that? Would it like blow up our mouth? We would die. How much do you think you got to breathe in for it to kill you? I think enough. That joke did not hit. It wasn't a joke.
It's actually a fact. You just gotta breathe enough of it. Can you cash please don't turn it on again. What's wrong? You're gonna turn it on again and I know you are and it's gonna be right in my ear hole. I pinky promise I won't. Right in my ear hole.
What? Somebody give me some headphones. I'm doing a whole episode with headphones on. She's about to get so mad. Kate's already upset. We just started. My beats are going to get exhausting. We literally just started. Go ahead. Turn it on. No, no, no. Don't go ahead. Don't go ahead. Don't turn it on, please. No, don't do it. Cash. Yes, ma'am? Have some respect for the women.
Don't turn it on for a long time. Okay, I'll wait a little while. This smells so bad. Alright guys, welcome back to an episode. Today we're going to be talking about things. Anybody got any things they would like to talk about? Yeah, I got things I want to talk about. Ow!
Her foot. It hurts. We can talk about how I asked you guys at least 500 times to not bring the dirt bike upstairs. Yes, you did. And that is why we did you the courtesy of doing it while you were gone. So you didn't have to wear your voice out yelling at us. Stress free. Stress free. And two, so we can, you know, we didn't actually bring the dirt bike up here. We put it together up here.
What are you wearing that hat for? Yeah, I know that's what I was gonna say. Just 'cause I needed a hat? What are you wearing that helmet for? My helmet. Me?
Because in case somebody hits me in the head again, like she just did? He's on a dirt bike. That's why he's a helmet on. What, you think he's gonna die on a dirt bike? What if I just popped a wheelie right at you, Harper? He's gonna die on a dirt bike with his helmet on. I told him he should drive straight into that wall. No, that wall. Literally, our whole house would fall down. No, it'd be worth it, no matter what. Please don't breathe. Katie! You still can't breathe? Katie! Katie!
Remember when I used to call you that? Katie! What? Remember when I used to, like, say that? Katie! Like, oh, I just meant, like, hey, Katie, I have a question. Katie! Yeah, it was so cute. My voice was super high, though. No, it's not cute. It's kind of disturbing. Katie! Katie! Katie!
Oh, no. Guys. Guys, I feel like it's awkward. What's awkward? Yeah, I feel like Kate made it awkward and tense in here. Yeah. Kate did? Yeah, I don't really want to talk anymore because I'm scared. Yeah, I really feel like we should air out the room now. Kate or Katie? I'm scared. I'm scared Kate's going to hit me again. Yeah, yeah. I'm not very happy that just everything I ask goes unheard. Like...
Do it again. Really? Yeah, do it again. Am I allowed to? Usually I'm not allowed to do these things. No, you're allowed to today. Don't hit me with that. That's not that hard. It's a helmet. Come on. I don't want to break this. There's glass balls on it. Oh, it'll be fine, sweetheart. Keep going. Harder. Way harder. Swing that thing. No, it's okay. I'm a man of steel.
No, I'm not. That was the softest. Yeah, she's harder. I can take it. I'm too scared to hit anybody. Let her hit it harder. I'll hit you. No, not you. No, why not? Can I hit him? Can you not take Maverick? Mav, Mav, Mav. You'll be fine. I'm going to headbutt you just as hard. Mav, let me hit him. Mav, let me hit him. Yeah, let Kinsey hit me. Not you. I won't hit you. Okay, fine. You made my life
Do it again, do it again! I got- OHH! I'm getting rocked out here! Piper, I'll count more than Piper did- Rrrr- That scared me. I was looking away for half a second and then he did it. Wait Matt, hit me one more time, hit me one more time. No, I can't hit you again. Oh wow. Go get demonetized. Because all the signs are pointing to you. What? That joke did not hit. Wow, that was- That was crazy. Intelligent. Thank you. Crazy intelligent. Thank you, some people don't give me credit for how big brained I am. Kate? What?
Never mind. Yeah, well, just me and you here, bro. Just me and you. Hey, where'd you get that dirt bike? Oh, Facebook Marketplace. Hey, you buy it now. Y'all would actually be shocked what you can buy on Facebook Marketplace. I saw children for sale. I'm not kidding. I saw a real UFO for sale. A real UFO? Yeah. I don't know if it was true or not. How much was it? I doubt it was. It was like $700. $700?
Dog! We gotta go buy that thing! I'm probably just wondering what's on your hand. Hey, Harper. She's literally playing with a spider. Is that... You actually had a spider? Where did you get a spider? It's right next to Maverick's butt. Okay. But where did you get it? No one's lying. Listen. Oh, I thought you was about to point that at me. Harper. What? Don't put things... Why do they all respond to us like that today? What? What?
I'm sorry to say y'all don't want to be here or something. If y'all don't want to be here, just go. For real? What is that evil? No, you gotta stay. I'd be gone if I was allowed to leave right now. Who's your favorite evil villain? Guys, me and my friend were doing this thing today. This is how all the evil villains are in movies, right? They're like this. Clap in for your effort. But I thought I won. I have the key, right? Where's the key?
It's right here. And now it's gone. That was actually pretty accurate. That was so good. Thanks. Thank you. That's actually crazy. I hope all y'all saw that too. Kate does not want to be here. I hope all y'all know that. She was only laughing at Harper's joke. She does not even want to be on...
A podcast that she has that you guys watch. She doesn't like this. No, I do want to be here. I do want to be here, just not when they go behind my back and bring a literal dirt bike. I don't know if y'all know, but I don't like dirt.
They brought a dirt bike upstairs. We were being very courteous the way we did it. We actually carried it all the way upstairs without dropping it anywhere or hitting anything. And we thought about cleaning it before we carried it in. We didn't, but we thought about it. We thought about what? Cleaning it? No, it's not the thought that counts, actually. What? Yeah, no, sorry, guys. I don't like being here when people do things that I politely ask them not to do seven times beforehand.
Retro. Oh, no. We're in trouble. What are we ever going to do? I'm uncomfortable. Look at them. When do you realize Vienna waits for you? Oh, honey, don't turn over there. No, I actually have to make videos with that. Oh, really? Yeah, fluffy unicorn. Did you just say, oh, gimme? No. Oh, gimme.
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When do you realize? That's insane. I don't know. That's crazy. People are actually 10k. Yeah. What? Gosh, you fat chick. You didn't think what the she didn't believe me. Can you actually do a pop a wheelie in here? No, I think you could get on. Yes. Cash, please. Small one right here.
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I know you're gonna run he's gonna run through the bedroom okay next episode at the end of the next we're shooting two episodes today at the end of the next one I'll pop a wheel yeah well you know what I've decided I don't care anymore okay because this is not going to be my future bedroom and my bedroom is not on the other side of that wall so you should be the one being really mad right now and not me look at her trying to give the heat to you as if listen y'all weren't at the accountant meeting today we found out we're getting two houses
Why? For what? Because we can. What? We are? Probably. No, this is a lie. We never even talked about this. You can't even open this up. Matt, why did you do that? No, no. He's a liar. I'm not lying. Yes, you are. No. Do you realize? Realize what? Stop saying that. V&O. Okay. What? Guys. Don't get mad at her for singing. You're just mad you can't sing. Sing? Yeah, you're like, sing? I've never wanted to sing. Why don't you sing? Question mark.
Listen, if I wanted to become a singer, I could have. But I didn't want to because I would have had to leave my little brother behind. I stayed back to keep him famous. So here we are. I'm going to throw around famous. You wouldn't throw that word around? Yeah, you probably wouldn't. But we can. Hey guys, I had a good idea for a podcast episode. What do you guys think of this? We're like mid-episode and you want to discuss an episode? Yes, this is a good idea.
Oh, I can't hear nothing. My ears are covered. Hold on. Cash! Oh. Matt has a small head. Hey, give me that. Give me that. It's supposed to be tight. I don't have a small head. It was prettier looking. Give me that. It's not good. You want it? Oh, my gosh. Rest in peace, that mic. Sorry, Alex. That probably didn't sound good. Oh, it left red marks from that arrow. It did. It looks like you got into some bad blood. Yeah. Blood isn't red. It's dark red. A raccoon? Yeah, we're raccoons, man. His name was Rocket.
Oh my gosh, so my sister works at a junior high school, and she was telling me on the first... Wait, a junior school or a high school? A junior high school. Middle school. What the? A high school for juniors? It's called junior high. Yeah, it's not high. Freshman, sophomore, junior. What is that? You're high. No, it's like middle school, like 6th, 7th, 8th grade. Hi, how are you?
Keep going because I wanted to know what you were about to say. Okay, so apparently all summer long there was this possum that somehow got on top of the junior high, the building, and it was just living up there all summer long, okay? And the first day of school, it was like looking over the edge at the car rider line and
It fell off. And as it's falling off the roof, it's peeing, okay? Oh, no. And it hits the ground. It's still alive, but it's doing its possum thing and, like, pretending it's dead. And all these, like, sixth graders and seventh graders are just like, ah!
So the principal walks up and he just picks it up by its tail and he just puts it in the trash can. What? That's it. He didn't even dispose of it because it was still alive. He just put it in the trash can. He disposed of it. That's crazy. He just put it in the trash can. I'm not going to lie. It's possible he committed suicide. Let me just put it in the trash can. All right. Everybody move along now. Junior kids. That thing was just living its life all summer and all of a sudden it's like, oh my gosh, what are all these people doing? And then it just throws itself off.
self-offensive he had social anxiety okay you couldn't take the first day of school it was too much he was just caught off guard he did not want to go back to school guys this is a heavy helmet yeah i feel like i feel like carefully i hurt her neck you feel what ew oh you feel what okay i don't know what she feels but um guys i had a great idea for a podcast you guys want to hear the mic again okay does anybody want to hear yes i do i do want to hear i really want to hear i want everybody to want to hear
He kind of looks like the person on your shirt. It's the Alfred and Eve. What are we watching? Whoa.
harvard you might be the funniest person i know that was impressive that's so funny okay i have a great idea for a podcast yeah let's hear it we're gonna bring one of those ginormous sumo wrestlers on and i'm going to wrestle him you're gonna that's a great idea you should do that you're not gonna beat him yeah i will i have a strategy what's your strategy it's called dodge and weep yeah you know how sumo wrestling works kate uh i know how to get a guy on the ground in about 0.2 seconds
Really? Let's see that. I did it before. Let's see it. Cash and Kate, right now. She says she's going to get you on the ground in .2 seconds. There's no way you can get me on the ground in .2 seconds. I'm starting a timer. Yes, you can. I wish you could do it in 10. Do I have to fight back?
No, why would you fight back? What? Why would you fight back? I didn't say I could fight I just said I could get you on the ground in like two seconds. How does that even work? I don't even think that's true. I think I could just stand there and she's not gonna Okay, here we go. Do it! Go for it Kate. He's ready. Let's go! We already know what she's gonna do. Alright, I'm about to start your time. You have .2 seconds, which is not very long. Three? Come on! You don't want me to! Kate, what are you doing? Just stand up and do this. Ready? Okay.
He knows what's going on. Here we go. Ready? - Three. - And five, four, wait, I didn't start yet. What the frick was that? Okay, we're starting. We're gonna start in three, two, one. And your time's up. - Oh, I didn't know we started. - How did you set? Okay, go! - I'm not on the ground. I win. - No, but it did work one time because I actually did hit him hard.
Why would you do that? He just doesn't want me to hit him hard again. Yeah, but like... Why did I do that? That's not impressive, Kate. No, that is. Because the other day, me, Cash's sister, and his mom were all talking about how if we were ever to be attached, the first thing we're going to do is kick a guy where it hurts. Okay? And all the guys in the room were all like, whoa, whoa, whoa, why would you do that? Listen, that's just off limits. If you're ever in a street fight, you can't do that.
Like, I'm talking to you. I still didn't think it would work, but you could try. There are no limits in street fights. No, there is. If you're... No rules, no regulations. If me and a guy are in a street... Okay, if literally there was five of them, I still wouldn't kick them there. Why? Because that's just an unspoken rule. That's not an unspoken rule when you're being attacked. Don't attack people if you don't want to get kicked there. I don't know what we're talking about either. Yeah, where are we talking about kicking? I'm so confused. In the heart. Really? Really. That's where it hurts the most. Does it? Yeah.
like an open heart or like a bone what open heart are you talking about are you talking about ripping their chest open have you seen an open heart she saw that possum just laying on the ground she's like she's a 10 but she stabbed you in your open heart what the what the that was good guys today we're playing she's a 10 what just happened I
I missed it. He said she's a tid, but she stabbed you in your open heart. I did not say it like that. Yes, you did. Harper, what's going on, hon? I can't. He tries to bring it in. I can't. He tries to loop it back around. No matter what I say, she goes, I
I can't. I can't. No, I... He's kind of goofy. Even mocking Harper is just funny. It's like, just don't mock her. Just say yourself. You're the funniest man on the podcast. Well, I honestly think the funniest man on the podcast is me. See? See? She got the whole squad laughing. Yeah, I got the whole squad laughing. Except for the one. Yeah, I'm not laughing at you. That's not in this vlog. That's never going to happen. Well, well, what's it called? She... He... She...
It's a 10, but... It's a 10? It's a 10, but... Wait, I got a fun game to prep me for the sumo wrestler. Do you guys think I could stand there and you three could try to get me on the ground without hitting me? Yes. We can get you on the ground. I'm not going to hit you. Are you going to fight back? No, I'll just stand there. I can get you on the ground by myself. Not you, Matt. Oh. I can probably. Yeah, I think we could. All three of us. Okay, let's go.
He's a 10, but he thinks he's stronger than three women together. Yeah. All right, go. That turns like... Harper, Harper, wrap around his legs. Wrap around his legs and y'all shove him over. Huh? No? Somebody do that. We need you to move forward, please. Yeah, we are not happy with your position. Okay. Is this good?
Yeah. No, Harper, you go in front and push him backwards. What? Okay. Ready? Okay, go. One, two, three. No, you gotta grab his ankles. Get around his ankles. Yeah. Oh, she's single-legging you. Oh, she's single-legging you. Sweep the back foot. Sweep the back foot. You're trying to... Go on. That was lame. You broke the one rule, Kate. Oh, my God.
Oh wait, no no no no no, that's a good match. Harper vs. Kate. Wrestling match, just first one to get the other one on the ground. Alright, three! What the? Are you using the force or something? Oh, come on. What are they doing? Grab her leg, Harper, grab her leg! Double legger. Double leg. Grab her leg and pull towards you! Oh, my goodness! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, what? I don't know who won. She's on the ground. That was like a... I don't even know what that was.
I hurt myself trying to get cash on the ground. Good job, Kate. That was so embarrassing. I picked her up. I think all those fights were just...
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I got you on the ground in .2 seconds like I said I could. No, a lot more time went by than that. Also, Kinsey tried to grab my leg and bend it. I just straightened it out and she was like, Nobody was kicking the other leg. I thought that was the plan. Well, y'all's mics. Wait, fix your mics real quick. I personally, I think you stand no chance against a sumo wrestler.
It's just not going to happen. Well, think about this. If the sumo wrestler is the equivalent to three of one of them. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. Oh my gosh. How many of, do you think all five of us could take down a sumo wrestler? No. I don't think I would touch a sumo wrestler. What? He's probably like sweaty. I think that's like, yeah, they have to be sweaty.
Well, that's just part of the sumo wrestler. Yeah, it just comes with the package. Maybe when you take the costume off, you're not sweaty no more, but like... The costume? Do sumo wrestlers have diabetes or something? Like, I don't know. Ooh, probably. Not in a rude way. You could. For them to like... You know...
You know Paul Blart? The mall cop? No. Yeah. Inspirational man, I will say. Yeah. As a kid, for some reason, I was always like, that's a cool superpower he's got. Diabetes? Diabetes? It was, man. Runs off sugar. I was like, imagine. I wish I had diabetes. I always had an excuse to eat sugar. I thought he just always had a great excuse to eat sugar.
Yeah. Yeah. That's if you have low sugar as a diabetic. You can have high sugar as a diabetic, which means you don't get sugar. You just take insulin. That's the opposite of a cool power. What does this do? That's an intercom system right there so we can talk to each other. Sometimes we get a little lonely, so we want to talk to each other. Is that how you think I sound? Because that was not English. No, you sound like this. Evidently, I just, I don't know. I'm just going to go outside and go, yeah.
What did you just say? That's how she sounds. I got Diet Coke on my leg. That was like Cash in the car. I got Diet Coke on my leg. I got Diet Coke on my leg. I got Diet Coke on my leg. I got Diet Coke on my leg. I got Diet Coke on my leg. We found a video of me when I was like 8 years old. And we were raised in the country. And me and Mav do like a bottle rock with mint toast or whatever. And the thing goes off with the Coke and the mint toast. And
I go over and grab it. I'm like, all right. And you literally, we were like, what did I just say? And I literally say it exactly like that. I'm like, all right. Except it wasn't even that legible. Like we listened to it like three or four times and we're like, listen closely. What did he say? That's what it sounded like. I'll try to find the video later and see if we can pop it up on the pod.
We gotta play the ease of 10 or she's a 10, it's a 10, whatever the 10 thing is. You didn't gradually ease into it like you usually do. Yeah, Matt. I did twice. She's a 10, but open heart. Speaking of which, let's play the game. I said he's a 10, but he got Diet Coke on his leg.
Solid four. All right, I'll start off. I think my segue was good. Okay, you start off. Okay. He's a tan, but he'll punch a hole in the wall. Two. Hey, can you stop the water? Can you stop the water, Jaeger? Jaeger? Oh, thank you. Oh, no, no, you're good. All right, go, Matt. Oh, he's a tan, but he'll punch a hole in the wall. Slower, please. What? He'll punch a hole in the wall.
You know what I said? I do know what he said. He's a 10, but he punched a hole in the wall? Yeah. Yep. So solid, like two. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Like as in like, no. Yeah. Just not attractive to you? Not attractive at all. Wow. That's unfortunate. He's a 10 and he punched a hole in the wall and then said, don't worry, a drywall guy is going to come fix it the next day. And he didn't get a drywall guy to fix it the next day. What is he then? Wait, POV, he actually had a drywall guy come and fix a different hole, but left that one.
Yeah, I did have a drywall guy come to the house and fix something else. And he was like, you want me to fix that one? And I was like, nah, just leave it. Does that make sense? Harper, Harper, you go. Oh. He's a 10, but he wears skinny jeans. These jeans aren't that skinny. I mean, come on, guys. Right? I mean, come on. I would say a 10. Okay. No, no, no. We're going to move on now. Is that...
I just don't like anything about that. - Oh my God, yeah. - So we gotta, you wanna hear the one I was gonna say earlier? I can't say it in the podcast, it was so funny, but I'll whisper it to you. - No, don't say it. - I can't whisper it to her? - No, no, you gotta stop doing that because there's a whole audience, hundreds of thousands of people watching this who don't understand what you're about to say. - No, no, okay, he's saying it. - Yep, so you guys, to all of the audience watching right now, I am sincerely sorry that Maverick is not considerate towards you guys. - Don't sincerely apologize, you wanted to leave. - Well, that was because there's a dirt bike in my upstairs.
Oh, no, no, never mind. Oh, me? No, no. Oh, my goodness. We'll talk about it after. We'll talk about it after. Oh, now you'll talk about it after. Great, man. That's good. It's almost like I said that in the beginning. Why don't you go? Why don't you go? It's your turn. Because he doesn't have one. Okay. Mackenzie? What? You said it before this.
I wrote them down. Okay, fine. She's a 10, but only because of inflation. What? I wrote that one down. What? Okay, well, I also wrote it down. She's a 10, but only because of inflation? What does that mean? You don't know what inflation is? I know what inflation is, but I don't get how that resonates. She's a 10, but only because there's not a lot of other 10s around, so that means she kind of goes up in the numbers because everybody else around is ugly. Whoa!
I don't even know if that's what it meant, but good interpretation. Her value went up because the demand is high. Supply and demand is what he's trying to say. The supply is low. Okay? So inflation should go up.
It's like what people say, a California 10. Oh. I got one. A South Dakota 10. A Missouri 10. A South Dakota 10. To everybody from South Dakota, I'm sorry. Sorry to all 12 of you. Yeah, who lives there, bro? Yes, I got one. What? What? Well, okay. What is it? He's a 10, but he... All right, guys, and we're back. We're back because...
Stuff was said. Okay. Kate, would you like to go? Yeah, I would. I would. I would like to go. He's a 10, but goes, woo, when he gets excited. What's wrong? Go, woo. Yeah, I'm confused. Woo? It's just like... Do you not like when we play video games and we capture us in here? Woo! Woo! Woo! No, it's just like when you get really excited and you're like, woo! Like, cut it out. Do you want me to woo? All of the above. Would you rather us be like...
What would you like us to do when we get excited? I'd like you to be, like, sick. Like, be like a guy. Sick, bro. She wants us to bottle up all our emotions. Yeah, fine. Even the happy ones. I just keep bottling up all the happy emotions and tell you... That is true. Bottle up your happy emotions and tell me your sad ones. That's what she wants. No, no. I just don't want you to go, woo-hoo, when you do something. All right, Kenzie, you go. He's a 10, but he eats six meals a day. Ooh. Why'd you look at me when you said that? What the...
I'm not fat. No, no one said you're fat. Okay, fine. She's a 10, but she stuffs her face with food. Wait, we're supposed to be rating. We're supposed to be rating this. How do you like that one? We're supposed to be rating this. To me, she's a 10. I like a girl that can eat, you know what I'm saying? That's not you.
Do I stuff my face? No, I'm just saying I like it. Or do I sob because I can't stuff my face? I'm just saying I like it. Oh, I got another one. I got another one. Okay. Come on. He's a tan, but he shovels his food in like this instead of... Okay, now I'm talking about this. He makes fun of me because he can't eat because I'm different.
He holds his fork like a caveman, like this. It is not that weird. I'm going to go grab a fork. No, he holds his fork so weird that whenever he eats, he has to turn his head sideways. So every single bite, he's just like... Yeah, he does. I know you want to. You're allowed to. Yeah, you're allowed to. Head nod. Thanks.
And then make Cash sit on the blue couch with Mav the whole time. You want to start it? No, don't do that. You just hold that button up there. You're going to make her take off. I would not do that to Kate. No, listen. You hold that button. Don't start it. Harper, you hold. You have to sit on that couch. Sorry. You have to sit on that couch. Oh, my gosh. He smells like crap. My pits are sweaty, okay, Harper? She's like mid-air. Oh, I still smell it. Oh, my goodness. I smell it. Bro, she's mid-air. Oh, I smell it. That was crazy. Yes!
Oh my gosh. Should I put it up on the AC unit? No. Why? You probably have to shower. I'm a sweaty man. Are we actually going to rate these? I'm on a different topic. I have to defend myself.
There's no defense here. Here defend yourself. Oh my gosh! You're not supposed to throw forks in the house! Oh yeah she could've got forked! Or scissors. Alright. Here we go. This, show, show them how you hold a fork. Like a normal person. This is how Kenzie prefers. Do you see how my head is not moving? This is called normal. Now really show them the hold of the fork.
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Don't look at my thumb. Okay, so that's how Kinsey prefers to hold a fork. That's how, no, most people hold a fork. And then when you cut a steak or something, you switch your hands and you cut like this. You don't, you don't. Yeah, that's cool. Here's how I hold a fork. Like this. When he uses a fork, you grab it like this. It's very, it's very mechanical.
And then if I'm eating something like this, I grab it like this. So you just make a little perfect sign. You know this sign? Okay. You just make, okay. You're like, you ready to eat? Okay, I am ready to eat. This one's okay. And then you just enclose these and you just eat like this.
No, no, do it the way you normally do it. Yeah, you got your thumb on the top. Well, this is when I'm not so hungry. When I'm really hungry, I eat it like this. He's got to get a good grip on it. This is how you eat when you're really hungry. That's extreme mode. Which is every meal. And then you got to get down by your plate and you're like... Again, this is when he uses it for it. I've seen him eat mashed potatoes with his hands. Okay, that was one time. Steak with his hands. I've never heard Maverick far on the podcast.
Yeah, why don't you fart bro? That's kind of girly of you. Imagine- What? Please don't. I literally heard the girls fart more than you. Why would I fart? Dude, guess what Kate told me yesterday. Imagine- What did Kate tell you yesterday? She told me I left- She told me I left streaks in the toilet. I did not say that. No, what did you say? I said you left skid marks. Skid marks in the toilet.
Did she clean it? No, she wants me to clean it. What? I know. That's crazy to come and complain about it, but not even clean it first. You guys know the little poop marks in the toilet when you leave it, when you have a big old one? Yeah, she calls them skid marks. Yeah, that's what they're supposed to be called, because one time James Charles did this thing. Okay, no. Okay, no.
Wait, no, I'm interested. He drew, he was drawing hate comments, and then his, one of the comments said, or he did makeup with hate comments, and one of the comments said, your contour is worse than skid marks. So he drew skid marks on his face, but he thought they were car skid marks, like where it's like, and where they go, so he drew car. Oh, no. Skid marks. That's crazy. Yeah, anyways. Oh, sorry. Okay, let's actually play the game. You guys know how they put,
You know how they put a... No, Cash, stop it. What's that called? Ariel? Oh, no. No, what's that called? No, no. The Little Mermaid? No, what do you eat at Panda Express? What's that? Noodles? Chow mein? No, what do you eat with? Pho? A chopstick! You know how people put chopsticks in their hair? I'm gonna put a fork in my hair. Nobody puts chopsticks in their hair. Yeah, they do. You ever seen one of those movies where they have chopsticks in their hair? It's like...
It's like culture for people. Oh, yeah, like that. I'm starting culture. Yeah, but... You're not just starting the culture. Yeah, she's making American culture...
You almost stabbed her in the leg. Well, okay. He's a 10, but doesn't know how to use a fork. Why are these all aimed at me? Okay, so how do you win this game? I want to win. No, it's not a winning game. It's just you rate the sayings. Just for the enjoyment. You know, not every game is like a we win type of game. Do you have to get zero or do you want more points? Well, there's not a point system. Look at Cash's leg. It has a red doll on it.
It does. That? It's because his skin is so pale. So every little thing leaves a mark. Me too. Okay. She's a 10, but in reality, she's just two fives in a trench coat. What is she? I don't think you understand the game. What is she? All I know is two fives do not make it one 10. Okay? That I do know. In a trench coat. She's a 10, but...
She works at Dairy Queen. She's a tan, but she... There's nothing wrong with Dairy Queen. You love Dairy Queen. She's a tan, but she forces a bunch of teenagers to dig holes in the middle of the desert. Sorry, what? Yeah, this is like some movie reference. Huh? This is a movie reference? Yeah. That nobody knows. Yeah. The warden from Holes? That's a man, I thought. Oh, I know the warden from Holes. Yeah. You've seen Holes? No. Yeah. No, the warden has a mustache. The warden is a girl.
Well doesn't the professor get bit by a lizard? Yeah somebody gets bit by something in holes. Well, I've seen it. It's one of those venomous lizards. Kate, you ever seen Holes? No, but I got my next cheese with ten. I watched it twice. It's a good movie. We gotta start answering these questions. Yes, okay.
Everyone has to rate it. That's how the game works one person says something the others rate it. Yeah, maybe a win now She's a 10, but no it's not the holes He's a 10 but he skips oh unironically Stop saying he's there. Okay. They're a 10, but they skip to
Like I can't. Well we have to say he or she because some things are okay for she and not for he and some things are okay for he and not for she. Okay fine. We might. We might. That's too confusing. Okay. We might hurt somebody's feelings. All right just say a pronoun. They're a ten. They're? No say he or she. They are a ten. Just say something. Oh my gosh I was saying okay I was saying everybody all guys all girls they are a ten.
But they skip. I can't imagine having a boyfriend and he skipped me around. Yeah, imagine you guys are like walking and he's like, I'm going to go get something and he skips away. Look at you laughing. Sounds like he's a comedian. He made you laugh. No, I'm just picturing Kat. Can you skip for me real quick so I can get a visual? See, she wants to see it. She wants to see it. Cran on my down, pal. No, I've just never seen you skip before. I need to know if it's like... Okay, somebody else go. That was a stupid one. I don't like it.
Oh, he skips privately. Skipping you. Okay, now Kenzie. Okay, she's a tin. Oh, she. But she's a vegetarian. I thought she was going to say her name. She's a tin, but her name's Kenzie. What? I love Salish. She's a tin. Wait, what was the question? She's a tin, but she's a vegetarian. What the? Zero. Vegetarians are weird, man. They scare me. No, they aren't. Vegetarians are not weird, Cass. You don't hate me.
You gotta eat meat. Historically. Everyone eats meat. Everyone eats meat. It is a historical thing. No one in the freaking 1500s is like, oh, just give me the grass. I don't want the meat. No one said that. Well, vegetarians aren't as bad as vegans. It's a new modern thing that they don't want to eat animals. But guess what? Guess what? Plants are alive too. You're killing a plant. Yeah. You know how many baby bunnies get killed by those tractors farming the field? You know...
A. All of them. Just getting murdered. Baby bunnies everywhere. Oh my gosh. I never thought about that. A tractor like mowing a field has to just be a whorehouse for bunnies. Oh, and little rats and mice and all the little critters. You know, maybe the rats and mice are fine. There was a dog that died one time from that. It was so sad. My turn? Yeah. Deer can die from a tractor. But...
She sometimes kills people. What? Ooh. So... Definitely brings the 10 rating down quite a bit. Zero. Jeffrey Dahmer type beat. Wait, are we...
Yeah, so that's a zero. We're not going to. She's a zero? He said only sometimes, though. I mean, everyone gets the best of someone sometimes. No, obviously it's going to be a zero if we're being, like, for real. Like, come on. Yeah. Come on, guys. Really? Because, like, what if she was here right, like, you wouldn't want to, be careful what you say. That's all I'm saying. Just be careful what you say. Yeah, what if they're here right now? What if they're watching right now? Oh.
What if they're watching and they're like, they said I'm a zero? Well, I guess it depends on the situation. Personally, I think you're a 10. Personally, I think you're a 10. You never tell the murderer they're a zero. Listen. You are perfect just the way you are. Listen. Especially to me. That's my type. That's my type.
Well, I guess. Well, you say that's your type. They're coming after you, too. Oh, okay. Well, not my type, but personally, I think it's a good type. I think it's a good type. I tink. I tink. Okay, go, Harper. Oh, oh, God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's a 10. Or she. I'm trying. Okay. Let me look at my list. Come on. Let me look at my list. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. Okay. I don't know if I can say this one. You got it. Let me read it. No. What? Just say it. We can bleep it. Okay. Maverick got really mad from that. Anyways, he...
Wow, good thing you duck and rolled. Wow, you dodged that. What did he do? He was going to spit on her. No. What? I didn't do nothing. Why is everyone mad at me? What are you hiding over there for? Swallow. Don't do it. I thought you were about to spit on him or something. I swallowed on accident. Harper, I wasn't going to do anything unless you said something mean. Do it. Stop, stop, stop.
Don't spit. Do not spit. You're leaking. Do not spit, Cash. I told you not to spit. Are you okay? Because I told you not to spit. Oh my gosh. I can't believe you actually spit. No.
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Stop it! I'm having mercy. I'm having mercy. Just sit back down guys. I won't do it. Okay, I won't do it. I won't do it. Sit back down. I'm having mercy only because we gotta film another episode. So towards the end of the next episode we film, I shall save this. Okay, it's in my dirt bike. No one can touch it.
That's why I wanted water in my mouth. I knew I'd want to spit after you said something Me
What? You just pointed at me when you said that. No, I said she. No, you said she. Yeah, she. How did you interpret a she as in she? I literally said she. Okay, don't take it so personal. She doesn't even know sign language and she's trying to interpret it. Don't interpret it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Anybody else got any good ones?
No, not Mavis. I've not been good so far. He's a 10, but loves to watch rom-coms. Rom-coms are not good besides Friends. Friends is good. Friends is not a rom-com. That is not a rom-com. If he's a 10 and he likes rom-coms, immediate 10. What do you mean? What's a rom-com? He's a 10, but he watches anime. Wait, what? I don't watch anime. She's going to call that anime. That's not anime. What do you watch, Mavis? He watches anime.
Did she look at me? Yeah! Wait, back it up. What do you mean that's not anime? What are you watching? Avatar? That's anime. Pokemon? Anime. No. SpongeBob anime. If their eyes water up but they never cry, anime. No, that's not... Yeah. Oh, they don't know. Alright, fine. Avatar and Pokemon is not anime. She is a 10. But sir, it's her IQ.
What? But so is her IQ. But so is her IQ. So is her IQ. I think she'd be perfect for you, dog. Honestly. For your father? What do y'all rate that? 10, but IQ of 10. Ew. Probably a 10. How's his freaking spit? Hey, I think that goes perfectly with what I was going to say. It's almost identical. I was going to say she's a 10, but she listens to Taylor Swift. Mm. Mm. Yeah.
Well, we all rate that because I don't listen to Taylor Swift. Personally, I'd rate that like a three. Yeah. I had that question too, but it was, he's a 10, but he hates Taylor Swift. Yeah.
So what does that make him? An 11? I was thinking 11 was a solid answer for that. No, there's nothing wrong with not liking Taylor Swift. No, there might be. It might be like a negative situation. No, it's just when you start like crapping on people for it. Be nice. No, Taylor Swift's fine. Just don't play it like year round all through the house every single day and listen to nothing else but Taylor Swift. She wears short skirts. I wear t-shirts. Baker! You love Taylor Swift!
Did I say she's a bad artist? No, I just said don't listen to her year-round player all day and never listen to any other artist by Taylor Swift. That's a bit crazy. Especially when you just want to jump on the fan bandwagon when she got really popular the last couple years. Someone's salty today. Wow, that was personal. Well, it sure came off that way, but it wasn't meant to be. Oh, no. Our video's flopping. Your phone's off.
Oh, well. What video? Happens. Oh, nothing. Oh, are you talking about the one where you guys are literally singing Taylor Swift?
No. Because he needed Taylor Swift's name in his video to get him views. Wait, what are you talking about? Literally. What? He needed Taylor Swift's song in his video to get him views. What do you mean? We're talking about the video. What video? We don't know a video. I keep seeing things that I'm not kidding. That was me mocking you, the Taylor Swift fan. I keep seeing things that I'm not kidding. Something is out on... I'm like seeing things. What are you seeing? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask that. You're on a podcast. You're on a podcast. If you're seeing us, it's us. I see.
Wow, nobody got that besides Alex and Kate. What? Nothing. Only true fans understand it. Oh, I got it. I understood what you said. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, because you can't ask about that. Yeah, we went through this last time. Because you can't ask when somebody's mentally breaking down. Yeah, because one time Harper said, I see things. I asked, what did she see? And everyone on the podcast yelled at me and crucified me. And it was horrible. And now...
They all ate their words. Everybody's already talked about it. And that was our highest beat episode. And why do you have a hole in your heel? Because he can't afford more socks. What? He can't afford any. So if you want to go watch that. Harper, can you loan him some socks? To be fair, Maverick, you don't have too much room to talk. I have no holes in my socks. I don't have a hole in my sock. We just threw away all of Maverick's socks because every single pair had a hole in it. Every single one. That happens. Harper? Hmm.
how was your day at school your microphone oh it was fine break why was it fine um i heard a little something what i heard something what'd you hear the freak i heard that uh you get nervous to ask questions in class that's what i heard yesterday did my mom tell you something you start going mr
I need to ask a question. Matt is watching too much anime, man. That was crazy. No, that's hard for him. No, that's embarrassing right there. Yeah, I'd hate to ask questions like that.
I don't. You're trying to laugh off the awkwardness, but you did. I heard. I did hear that. Your mom did say one of your teachers said you're nervous in school. Why are you nervous, Harper? Maybe because people make fun of you. Is that why? Whoa! You just assumed people make fun of her? 100%. That was crazy. Maybe because people make fun of you. Is that why? I bet people make fun of you, don't they? That's what she just said. That's definitely. I didn't say that because she had a mental breakdown yesterday.
On the podcast. Live. 4K. Maybe it was the Dawkins school guys. That wasn't because people were making fun of her yesterday. Might have been. No. I heard a phone call. I heard a thing.
Alright, what was the thing? Yeah, well, my mom came in and she said, my chemistry teacher, when I ask her questions, I'm scared or I seem nervous too. Chemistry scares me too. Yeah, well, my chemistry teacher, I've heard that she's mean from other upperclassmen and she's actually kind of nice. Does our chemistry scare you, Kate? Yeah, it's terrifying. No, your hand's wet.
Why is it what? That's some weird chemistry y'all have. Me and the man that I dance with, we just have good chemistry. Never ever said that in my life. Why did you just say that? Did y'all hear that? How he talks? Never ever said that in my life. Dog, you have to think I'm talking like I'm in a movie or something. Maybe I'm just like
The main character. Dude, you know what? You ever think of that? Would you ever, like, think about wearing not skin-tight jeans? Did you ever think about maybe, you know, not wearing a shirt like this and maybe trying for an episode?
You look great, Harper. Thanks. Yeah, I mean, this looks really good. Thanks. No, you look great, Harper. Do you ever think... Thanks, Kate. You heard that. I got ready in like five minutes. Oh, you look great. Yeah, it looks like it. Wow. Well, I don't care. Does it look like I got a haircut from a bad barber? I did. That is correct. Well, and also, it looks like you got a cowboy hat.
I do. Yeah. And that's kind of weird. Why is that weird? You're not weird, Maddox. Oh, my goodness. Maddox, she's a liar. Don't listen to her. She might tell you. Yeah, that was an Akinzi, wasn't it? What? He went, oh. He did. He went, oh. Where were you hiding from? Harper was about to hit him. Oh, no. Stop. Stop.
Well, this is just awkward. Okay, I'm going to read another one. Without cash here, it's very awkward silence. Y'all hate me for talking? I stopped talking and y'all were all like, okay. What are you talking about? Practice? We don't need you at all, dog. You can go away. Ain't nobody need you here. I literally didn't talk at all. Why are you so mean?
Because he's being mean first. No, you've been mean all episode, Mav. What are you talking about? This is every episode she says I'm mean. She'll say, Maverick, you have acne. And I'll say, at least I don't wear makeup to cover up my acne. And then I'm in trouble. Yeah, because it's like rude. It's things like if I were to say, Maverick, you have a pimple, you would not give a crap. But if I said you have a pimple, now I'm mean. But if I were to say...
something actually mean to you that would hurt your feelings that would be wrong are you mad about the dirt bike black show back no i'm mad that you're mean this episode again not mean she started it no you're just being mean mav stop being mean to everyone oh my goodness kate y'all know me can you catch this
I didn't think you could catch it. It was a good attitude. Oh. I knew you'd catch that. You already got a good attitude. I wouldn't take that, Kate. That's not nice. I was trying to stand up for myself, but... No, you're literally sitting down still. No, for those of you who...
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Rules and restrictions may apply. Maverick is like really, really good at being mean. And even his fiance agrees. She said, he's not mean to me, but if he wants to be mean to other people, he can turn it on and be really mean. No, it's not that I'm mean. I just say things to you sometimes. No, you're just so,
fantastic at making people feel like crap. It's impressive. That's not true. Listen, I just have a gift at making Kate upset sometimes. No, not just Kate. Everyone. No, it's mostly you because you're the only person I really enjoy doing it to. Drama is real. It just kind of happens. Drama is real. Huh? Oh, nothing. Yeah, it's all real. Wait, what's real? Drama is real. Listen, here's the thing. It's just like, Kate, it's so easy. I could say biologically men are stronger.
That wouldn't make her too upset. But if I said women are weak. Well, because not all women are weak.
You could say, Kate, you're weak. Yeah, I'm weak. I can't do a freaking push-up. And not all dogs are dead. But a lot of dogs are dead. Yeah, so if you were to say, dogs are dead, you'd be like, what the frick do you mean? There's a dog downstairs. There's a dog in our kitchen right now. You see? This is what I'm talking about. She's already mad. The majority of dogs... I told you it's that easy. I think I'm actually just significantly smarter than you guys. And it just hurts my brain to think at your low IQ level. I said the same thing, just differently.
And it really, really got under her skin. No, cash is money. There's one sitting next to me. Yep, no checks or change about it right there. That's what I'm saying, man. I don't even know what that means. But most of the dogs are dead. Most what? Most of humans are dead. Oh, she doesn't know math. Do you know how long the world's been here, sweetheart?
It just is not. It's either a couple billion or a million or it's like a couple thousand. We don't really know. But either way. No, but you understand that that's not like correct to say humans are dead. No, but most dogs are dead. You would say, okay, you can say most dogs are dead. So most dogs are dead because there's a few outliers that are still alive. But most of them are dead. Like,
Well, technically you don't know that either because there will be new dogs born. And you don't know the number of the dogs to be born. We're talking about in this moment. You can't talk about what's it doing. No, in this moment right now, yes, there are more dogs that are dead than there are that are alive. I love the conversation. This is such a good one. Let's just get back to the drama. No, I like this conversation. Dead dogs. Well, also, I know that Maverick is mad because when I was like, quote unquote, like rude to you in the video. Can you like...
You're sorry. You were like talking far away again. When I was like, quote unquote, being rude to you in the video, but like, you know how, sorry, I just have to, you know how I was like supposed to be rude to you in the video, but like I was joking. We were playing a prank. Yeah. Maverick was actually going to get mad. He was. I saw it. And then he realized, you were, you're about to say some mean things to Harper. That's the thing. It's your definition.
defense mechanism is be meaner than they're being no wait that is not a good defense mechanism wait i really need to catch up here i was not listening oh when harper was being mean to kinsey mav started getting mad and he was about to start being really mean to harper before he realized oh when they really when harper and kinsey were pranking him yeah i was not gonna be really mean i was just gonna say hey there's the door don't let it hit you on your way out have some fun that's mean yeah it's not a nice thing it's a long walk home and you're not getting a ride from me
That is mean. It's not a nice thing to say. How is that mean? It's just not nice. She looked at my fiance and said, yeah, I don't like you. Like, what? And I'm your co-host. That is more boring. Dude, you're so right. What was I thinking? Yeah, I'm your co-host and... Well... How could I ever betray you? No, it's just that, like, you shouldn't be mean to her back. You know what, I take it back. You can say anything you want to her. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, now I'm in trouble for that. No, you just don't be mean to her. And then I said, okay, say whatever you want to her. And she goes, no. It's a lose-lose situation. It's not. It's just if someone's being mean, you don't get to be mean to them. You just, I mean, I know that's like easier said than done. But that's what you do. I know. I just said it's easier said than done. But the correct thing to do is to not be mean back.
And I think we all can agree that that's the correct thing to do. It is, Kate. That is correct. You're welcome. I appreciate it. If you ever want to talk about it, I'm here. Of course. We are so... Honestly, aren't we happy about this? Let's do it.
yeah whoa see that's kind of mean sorry reflex it wasn't really because you do mean things to her no yeah that's not true never never ever laid a finger on her listen you never personally the way you grabbed that mic like that was so jb of you just finished a twirl and goes in for the mic again or like fixing his hair how he does it yeah okay i just wanted to let you know yes that
What you just said was really touching, and I'm glad to see that growth in you. I can tell. Shut up. That you realize that being mean is not a good reaction. Okay. Shut up, you stupid. No, I appreciate it, man. Yeah, it's good to see that growth. And you, your understanding. Yeah, it's really good. Please don't turn it off.
Like earlier when you threw water on Cash, I was like, man, she doesn't get it still. But now I'm starting to think you might. Yeah, like when I threw water on Harper, so you threw water on me and you were mean back to me. Yeah. Or like when I turned the motorcycle on at the beginning of the episode and you just hit it. And then you just hit it. And you hit it on the head. No. Pow! Live by this. I don't, I don't,
I don't feel bad. I just get even. Okay, live by this, guys. I don't, I don't, I don't feel bad. I just get even. Put that on your shirt. I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't.
It smells. Thank you. Oh, that gas is crazy. That glass is kind of crazy. Kind of slimy. Seriously, you seriously got to get that in control. Is that all the sheets of tins we got? Yeah. Well, also, guys, I can already tell next podcast episode is going to be so much better. You don't like this episode? No, because this one's a bad episode, and the next one we're going to be laughing. Why is this bad? Sometimes I laugh.
This episode I didn't. This episode I didn't. This episode was not that funny to me. It was honestly not funny at all. There was a little awkward silence in the middle of this episode. No, I thought it was pretty good. I thought we were going to finish with they're a ten, but are we not? They're a ten. But they spit when they talk. You're so gross. Sorry, I didn't mean to spit when I talk. They're a ten, but they won't let us keep the dirt bike in the house. My bad. They're a ten, but they're short. She or he?
He is short. Ladies? Are you saying like under six foot? Because that was actually one of mine. Well, the first guy I ever went to was four foot one. Whoa, that was targeted at Matt. What? No, Matt is six foot. No, I'm not. No, he's not. Well, you should be. The first guy I ever went... You know what? From now on, I'll just be six foot. No, guys. When I wake up tomorrow, I'll be six foot. The first guy I ever went for was like four foot three and the second guy... Four foot!
How old were you? In kindergarten? And then the second guy. Actually, six-year-olds are still taller than four foot three. And then the second guy I ever went for was, how tall are you? And then once that didn't work out, I went for this country boy. How is she the owner's?
Okay, well, after that third try, when I met Maddox in person, I mean, I'm not supposed to say his name, but when I met this country boy in person, which I thought my thing was Rap Boys. I went for all times. Rap Boys? What a time out. What Rap Boys do you know? It's that game from school. Don't tell me a freshman in high school that is out there rap battling. No, rap. Rap. Oh, okay.
Why does she want rat boys? She likes them with the tails. Yeah, why did that make sense to you, Kate? Like the four foot three boy that I went for, we all know him. Harper likes this. You know, same name as my tray. Buy my Wendy's, dude. I seriously need Wendy's. SoundCloud, I'll be popping on that thing. Okay. Well, you know who's actually cute? Who? This guy named, his name is like Trey Malachi. Uh-huh.
He was at the Kids Choice Awards. Oh, so he doesn't go to your school. Well, Trey, if you're out there. He actually follows me and I have his stuff. Okay, so they're a 10, but they're Trey Malachi. A Hunswood. Wait, hold up. We got time out. How old is Trey Malachi? He's 15. I'm going to look him up. Okay. Just making sure. What about the other friend? He's 10. The other friend? Oh, Maver Maddox. Not Maverick. What one? Maddox? Yeah, that one. Yes. Oh.
He's like 5'3", I think. 5'4", probably. 5'2"? He's not as 5'4"? No, he's actually a little taller. He's a little taller. He's like 5'6". You're still a 10. Thank you. I appreciate that. Wait, how tall are you? You're 5'4"? No, I'm 5'2". I'm 5'2". Alright, she's a 10. But...
One. I'm five for one. You can wipe it. Wait, no, here's a- What? Finish the sentence! Finish the sentence! What the heck were you guys saying? You gotta finish the sentence! What were you gonna say? I don't know what you were gonna say! She's a ten! Oh no, she's a ten! But you can wipe eight points away with a wet wipe. No, she's a one! She's a one! Not even a 1.5? No, she's a one. You heard it here first, folks. Everyone's mad at me now. They're mad.
What? Dude, they're not even talking. What? No. We don't need to be mad if you can wipe away 8.5 of our points away. Are you saying that we should be mad about this? No, y'all just aren't talking. Cash loves the persona of, I'm such a terrible husband. I'm such a loser boy. What? What?
How is that a terrible husband? We have been shouting out hypothetical things this entire time. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying you make yourself sound like you're absolutely like the worst husband ever, but believe it or not, guys, every time I'm not wearing makeup, Cash says, I like you more like this. Aw. That's cute. I'm still not kissing you. See? That's why. Dude, do you say that with a straight face? What?
I like you better with no makeup I mean that I'm kidding baby, I'm kidding. Don't touch me. No, I still love you. Oh she bit me
She's a Tim, but she bites. Tim, but she bites. She's a Tim, but she bites ya. Yo, I don't want to order y'all around or anything. Order us. Don't. Okay. Just don't say what you were going to say. No, I have to say it. I have to leave by 8.15. Everyone checks, okay? Okay, we got plenty of time. We're fine, babe. What's at 8.15? Tumbling. You know it. We should order tumbling. Maybe not. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.