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Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim anymore.
a few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Randomly we've been getting people leaving letters on our doorstep. Don't know why. Open this on the podcast. Oh! Ow! They took photos! Oh my, wait! We have told you so many times. Off camera this is pretty... What the... I'm gonna call the private investigator after this. No, don't touch them anymore. Give me a minute. There might be fingerprints on them or something. This is weird. To another episode guys. Today we're gonna be trying the viral TikTok.
the ponytail. You ready Harper? Yeah. Sit and think. Alright here we go. What if it rips her hair off and she gets to get it all cut off? Wait no we need to restart here. What? Turn around. No! Did that hurt? Alright here we go. She's so mad you're doing the whole thing. She spent so long curling her hair. Alright here we go let me get all this in here. Oh my god. It's not working. She got too much hair. Okay yeah just do half your hair. Yeah. Alright here we go.
What in the world, bro? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Okay. Here we go. Wow. That worked. Congratulations. Wow. It's so cool. You look pretty funny, not gonna lie. I've never done that before. Wait, wait, wait. No, I have. When it was viral six years ago, I did it. Six years ago? It was never viral now. I thought it was viral now. It was never viral now. What the shit? What the? Anyways, guys. Do y'all know what the... Y'all know the vacuum cleaner smell?
- Yes, it is. - What? - It's like slightly like a burnt smell almost. - Maybe that's what it was smelling yesterday. - No, I smell it right now. It's like the burnt vacuum smell. I don't really know why it does that, but it just does. - I smell Harper, yeah. - That was weird. Why did you fly like that? - Like a ninja? - Harper, how was your day? - I mean, it just started. It's literally one.
Give me the walkthrough. What? Your day starts at 1? What time do you wake up? Like 2 usually. So you woke up early this morning. You're here. At 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Actually I literally went live. I'm always going live. Why do you always go live for like 35 seconds? It's so much fun. It says you're live and then I click it and then you're already ended.
It's just so much fun. Like, I love going live and, like, I think it's so cool that, like, 3,000 people are watching me at a time. Like, you know, it's, like, cool. Like, whoa. Yeah, but why do you only go live for, like, 30 seconds? I don't. Because then the viewers start to leave because the notification's not there so she doesn't want it to look like she doesn't have that many people on her live. Yeah. That's actually exactly what... Because you know how many people accidentally join a live stream from the notification? Yeah.
You know, like it swipes down and you try to swipe up and then you actually join the live stream so then the view count goes up. Oh, yeah, I know. On Instagram Live, the only good part is like the first like two minutes because then after that everyone leaves. Imagine if TikTok sent notifications out to all your followers. Like millions of people. That'd be clutch. Oh, man. Your TikTok Live could be huge. Dude, I wish I could go live on TikTok. Yeah, but you can't. You're too little. Wait, can you go live when you're 16? Hello, girl.
- Yes. - I mean you have to be 16. - But then they'll freaking ban me so. - You can go live next year. - 'Cause what's it called? Anna McNulty, she's 20 something and she got banned for being underage, 13. - 22 years old. - She's like 22 and they got banned 'cause they thought she's 13. - She's not 13, she's 22. - TikTok is kinda messed up. They don't know what they're doing half the time. - Even if like, it's just so annoying.
don't assume how old I am it's not it's not cool and I know it may seem like I'm a small bean but I I'm not and well I hate that you do that so easily not like it's just like a part of your vocabulary now wait actually I don't know I don't know why I do that a lot like does it does it feel like I'm looking at you but I'm actually looking to the side no it looks like you're looking to the side did you get scared when I was doing that no but sorry anyway what about this
You just look weird. But, no, what's it called? Like, my day started off. I went to bed at, like... Your day started off...
when she went to bed. Well, actually, my friend's mom woke her up and said, girl, you need to go to track practice. My friend was like, no, no, I'm not going to track. And then she said, okay, no sleepovers for the rest of the week. So now she can't sleepovers for the rest of the week. And to be fair, it was 6 a.m. So, I mean, I understand. So I woke up from that. What time did you go to bed though? Me, like two. That's reasonable. Yeah. And then,
Wait, a.m. or p.m.? A.m., a.m. And then I woke up at, I was going to wake up at 2 p.m. today, but I have the podcast. But it's fine. Yes.
I had a... Me and Cash were talking. I think a good episode. He thinks it'd be a bad episode. He doesn't know if it'd be that good. Well, I'll be the tiebreaker. Well, I don't know what Matt was going to say, so I don't know if I said this. Well, not that it'd be a bad episode. He just didn't know if your sister would really want to come on the podcast for an episode. Yes. She always talks about it, but I'm scared to talk about it because she's not very famous. She's only famous because of me. Harper. Okay. Well, that's... No. Harper, I was in that...
I was in your exact same shoes. I was wearing the exact same shoes as you. And I thought Maverick wasn't famous enough. And I actually helped him out. And he now was more famous than Maverick wasn't. And I was like, well, maybe your sister could get more followers than you and help you. I was famous. And then I was like, you know what, that's enough of us interrupting each other. It's been enough. And are you thankful for what I did for you?
for you. People aren't going to want to keep listening to this. Are you thankful for what I did to you? I mean, we can keep going if you like. Matt, I just want to know are you thankful? I can do this all day. Because you've never thanked me. Cash, see, here's the thing. I made you famous. Matt, I started your career. Without me, I brought you to LA. I brought you to LA. I brought you to LA. If there's one thing you should know, you don't mess with the Logang. Yeah, you're not Logapal, but you don't do that. You're not. You might want to be. Matt, do you just... You can't get a four-lamborghini. Can you stop?
Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Would your sister actually? Are you thankful? Wait, seriously. Stop. You're still talking. You're still talking. Stop it, Matt. Harper, would you like your sister to come on? Yes, but let's break that ice and call her.
Oh, yeah. Call her. See. Break the ice. Break the ice. Wait, it's your sister. What do you mean? Break the ice tea. Meet me and my sister. I just don't think your sister would really enjoy being on the podcast. Oh, yeah, she would. I think she would. Cash was like, I don't even know if she would. Like, we'd have to beg her to come on. I was like, I think she would.
I'm calling her. Oh, she didn't even give it one. That's awkward. That's how bad she wants to come on the podcast. I don't know what's going on. There we go. Reese Zilmer. All right. Reese. Reese. No, it's Reese. Reese. Reese. Oh, what? Wait, turn the volume up. It is all the way up. It'll be louder.
I can't really hear it. This is really awkward now. Yeah, this is really awkward. What are you doing, Kate? My Apple Watch got water on it, so there's like water underneath my screen protector. Yes, I have a screen protector on my Apple Watch. I know it makes it look kind of chunky, but everyone I know has broken their Apple Watch, so I don't want to fall into that category. People will be breaking their Apple Watch's screens? Never heard of someone breaking their Apple Watch. Me neither. Dude, everyone I know, their Apple Watch screens like shatter.
Really? Yeah. What are you doing? Like punching people? How do you shatter your battle watch? Mine's a little scratched because sometimes I walk into walls and stuff. Wait, what? Wait, no. Back up. You what to walls? You do what to walls? Sometimes you don't see a wall or you try to cut a corner too sharp and you doink yourself. Oh yeah? Alex knows what I'm talking about. Like this wall right here, you just not see it? Can you pretend to be a wall for me?
Me? Yeah. Oh, no. Okay. I'm going to be Kate's wall. Careful. She's going to crack her screen on you. No, I took my Apple Watch off to protect it from that. But pretend Cash is a corner, and I got to cut the corner, okay? I sometimes get too excited to cut the corner, and I just walk right into it. And you're afraid that's going to...
Yeah. What perfume are you using? I'm not going to lie. You hit my shoulder once. Does that hurt? Yeah, I told you it hurts. And sometimes when you smack the wall with your arms when you do that...
I know there's someone out there who knows I'm talking. Alex is shaking his head. Cameraman relates right now. Oh, yeah. Guys, I've been trying to eat healthier, but... No, you haven't. Yes, I have. That's a lie. I mean, I have been. I haven't. Your mom brings you Chick-fil-A, like, every day. I know, and that's why I'm trying to eat healthier. I have... Wait, let me see if it's answered. No, she didn't. It is my friend's. Is your sister actually want to come on? Yeah, she does. We talked about it before. Huge episode. I think...
I think it is. It definitely would not be a huge episode. You know what's crazy? We all have a sister that's never been on the podcast. Everyone. You do, me and Matt do, and you do. What if we just brought all three of the sisters on at the exact same time? I don't know if they'd know how to act. That would be an odd bunch. Not that they don't know how to act. I don't know that they'd know how to handle how we act. Wait, what's the thumbnail for this episode? All of our sisters are very, very normal. What though? What are we? I can ask my sister to come on right now. Obnoxious.
I think there's not a lot of people that could come sit on this podcast with us and enjoy themselves. You know how people- Kate, why are you insulting our own podcast? I'm so confused, like, where you're going with this. Yeah, she's like, there's just not a lot of people that could stand us. Like, our podcast is just so annoying. Honestly, it is brainwashed. We're just so bad. And our sisters are normal people, but we're not normal. We're weird. You guys, have you guys ever seen the babies that have air tags wrapped around their ankles? Yeah. It's so cute. Yeah. What? Bye.
Harper, would you please go back and try to explain to me how you are eating healthy? Oh, yes. First of all, I do agree with some of the people. They say, like, this is brain rot or whatever. Yeah.
brain rot our podcast sometimes i see clips of us and people are like brain rot and i'm like yeah that's fast and like what is brain rot like did you want to look at the clips of us from the inside out episode and just think what is wrong with those people like what are what are they doing these people are these people are like have their lives and we're just dressing them as inside out i know someone commented on our inside out episode the bills can't be that low i was like bills can't be that low i don't know the bills can't be that high
Oh. Oh, that makes sense. I was pretty confused. I was like, the bills can't be that low. The bills can't be that high when we were dressed up like... What character should we dress up as next? Yeah. What themed episode should we do? I said we should have a slumber party episode where we all just sleep.
Yes! What? That is the most Kate episode ever. We all just dress in our pajamas and come sleep for 45 minutes. You know what's weird? If we all slept for 45 minutes, I feel like that episode would low-key get views. We should do for the 100th episode a 24-hour episode. Yo, low-key. Yeah, guys, our 100th episode is coming up, but we don't know what to do for you. I'm up for it. I'm up for it.
I'm up for doing a 24 hour live stream 24 hour video I don't know if I can do 24 hours Oh yes you can On this set No one's getting up for 24 hours 24 hours Harper is not up Port-a-potty right there No you would not You are not up for 24 hours Oh Harper's totally up for 24 hours But no but like We can take naps and stuff right We can take shifts probably Oh I'm gonna Wait like well yeah What do we gotta do Do we have to talk for 24 hours There's no way we can talk for 24 hours How about I mean there's a chance If you fall asleep You're out You're out
That sounds miserable. I'm out so quick. Minimum 12 hours of sleep a night. The person who stays on or awake the longest wins the channel. Wins the play button or something. Wait, actually, because I had to buy my own play button for this channel. $400 out of my own bank account. Not everything's free, however.
It costed a lot of money. I think we bought your play button. No. No, no, no. She bought it. But we bought ours. No, she bought her own. Yeah. Yeah, everybody. Everybody has to buy their own. I thought we paid for like half her play button. No. No. No. I bought my own. Yeah, she bought it. Really? Yeah. Doesn't everybody got to pay for their play buttons? Do we not pay for our play buttons? No. I thought we paid for our play buttons. No, because if you own the channel, then you get it for free. Like I got mine. Oh, if you want an extra play button, you got to pay for it. Yeah, yes, yes. So I paid for my extra play button. But now...
now it was so much we should really pay you back or something like at least half it's fine it's fine i my mom was just like oh uh yeah let's let's buy it harper and i was like well it's a little expensive like let's let's go shut up she's trying to be saving i see this girl walking with golden gooses
Harper, Harper like so casually can drop like 400 at Sephora. Whoa, whoa. That's a lot of talk coming from you, sweetheart. I don't drop that much. Yeah, I see our credit card bill. Also casually, you don't know this girl. No, you ain't been to Sephora with her. I'm in her whole private story. Did you watch my Sephora haul? Obviously. My Sephora haul. Did you? And it was like, I haven't been to Sephora in two months. So it was like the first time like I had to like. She had to take a two month break. That's how much she spent. I did. I used to spend a lot of
- I spent a lot of money on Sephora. - Wait, wait, hold on. I gotta ask this question. Each one of you. Kate, what's the most money you've ever spent in one Sephora trip? - I'm gonna be honest, I don't shop at Sephora as much. I do Ulta. - Okay, okay. - Ulta, yeah. - What's the most you've spent in one Ulta trip? - Probably like when I bought my Shark, the hair tool I use all the time, it's 300, but I got it for half off 'cause I used my points, so that was 150, and then probably just whatever hair products I needed that day, so I'd say probably like,
I would say $200 to $250. You know, that's actually not as expensive as I thought it was going to be. Kenzie, when she was like, I need to stop at Ulta real quick to get my shampoo. I said, okay, we can stop and you can get some shampoo. This girl...
How much do you think shampoo costs? Cash knows. Cash uses the expensive shampoo. Oh, at all, it's probably like 50 bucks. It was like 50, or I think it was 75 bucks. Yeah. 50 or 75. Okay, 75. Each bottle. 75 is absolutely a certain. I said, if you're working for $10 an hour. It was Redken, I think. If you're working for $10 an hour, $75. You got to work for almost eight hours to buy one shampoo bottle. I said, what? She goes, you don't understand. I haven't had this in like a month I've been out, and it's my hair. Like, it has to have it. Has she ever heard of Walmart? Walmart.
Or just like not that. That's big talk coming from this guy because when I was 19,
I was my hair was dead listen when my hair was dead I asked I asked my hairstylist I said what do I need to do to get it healthy and she said this shampoo and I said okay so I bought it and then I kept buying cash the like Walmart shampoo because I assumed he didn't want to use the expensive one because that just means we have to buy it more and then one day I was like hon you're not using this shampoo you're using the expensive one he was like well I have to I have color treated hair as well you know that
I have to use the expensive shampoo, too. Whoa, whoa. I didn't say it with that much sass. What are you talking about? Yes. So he uses the expensive shampoo, too. What are you talking about? I did not say it with that much sass, Willis. Willis? Who's Willis? You never heard Willis before? Like...
Calm down, Willis. No. Wait, what's the saying? What you talking about, Willis? What you talking about, Willis? Yeah. I've never heard that. You've never heard what you're talking about, Willis? I'm not Willis. Okay, well, I didn't say it with that much sass. Okay, well, maybe he was like, I have color-treated hair. I have to use it, too. Yeah, it was more like that. With more swag to it when he's talking about his Pureology shampoo. All right, Harper, what is the most you've ever spent in one Sephora trip?
Okay, guess. Because it's actually... She told me one time she transferred $500 when she knew she was going shopping. Over to my account. Yeah, she said she transferred $500 from her. $500? Not just for Sephora. A few days ago, I transferred $1,000. Oh, my God! You got it doubled! But, but, but, but...
I, to be fair, I was running out of my own, like, spending money. Okay, you need to clarify. All of your money is in, like, a savings, and when you want to spend money, you transfer money out of the savings until, like, you're checking. How do you know about her financials like that? Because I've talked to her about it before. Yeah, she's talked to me. And,
Now I have three accounts, which is one for my business, YouTube videos, so go subscribe. I spend some money on my videos. And then I have a checking account where I spend my money, and then a savings account where I save all my money for future plans, whatever, I don't really know. And so out of my checking account, or out of my business account, I added $1,000 into my spending account. And at Sephora, I spent...
It was around, like, I'm pretty sure I got it on video, but... I'm so scared for this number right now. I'm going to give 650. Oh, if it's above 500, that's absurd. I was going to say 800. 800? Oh, my goodness. I don't know. Harper, how much did you spend?
1,400. No, you didn't. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I said 300. Like 350. Oh, okay. Okay. That sounds about right. That's still horrible. Still to spend at Sephora, it's stupid. But like, I also have been working very hard at my stuff. Okay? Like, I, you know, I do some brand deals here and there and I try really hard. Hey, word of advice as influencers, we can't say the word working hard because no one believes you. We get bullied a lot. I do. I do.
No one will ever believe you. No one will ever believe you. The Instagram Reels comments are about to go crazy. I have watched both of these boys wake up at 8 a.m. and then go to bed at freaking 11 and all day they're on phone calls and stuff just figuring stuff out for the week. But you can't ever say that because no one would ever believe that you work hard as an influencer. But I will say, I will say, compared to other jobs. Oh no, we're getting clipped up right now. No, no, no.
- A influencer is the easiest job to have in the entire world. - One of them, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wait, I'm confused because it just went from, we work so hard to ease the job. - You'll work hard at your easy job. - No, no, no, let us rephrase. If you are a pretty girl and you just take Instagram photos, sure, you can have an easy job. - Yeah, that is true. - But if you are cash, you have to work really hard to make a penny, okay?
No, like, it's low-key hard. If you ain't got a pretty face like me, you're going to have to work real hard. Every subscriber counts. Every subscriber. My GoFundMe is in the link in the description. Guys, it is low-key a hard job. Like, I'm not even kidding, especially, like, with... It's not physically demanding. No. Not, like, physically demanding, but, like, getting home from school and then going straight to a podcast. I would say it's more, especially because
Because I don't know about the other 15-year-old influencers, but I do see you wake up and go to school all day, and then you have to come here right after school. Most of them drop out or get homeschooled because it's so hard. Before everybody goes off on us online about influencing being a hard job, I would say being an influencer...
Very easy. Oh very very very easy. I'd say being like a content creator like a youtuber or something like mr. Beast Oh that's very hard. Yeah, yeah Preston plays Ben aslar is like stuff like that. I would say that like making YouTube videos is Completely separate from being like a tick tock influencer girl or something Like the tick tock influencer people that I know that it's like mega tick tock and like go to Hawaii Versus like the people that drop like weekly. Yeah, first the people that drop like weekly YouTube videos are
Or like $100,000 each video. Easiest job in the world. But still, there's also a huge difference. Like this person, like they may make okay money, but this person works really hard. Like the YouTubers work really hard, but everybody knows some of these YouTubers are like super rich. But still, not going to say it's not a very job. We love our job. It's very easy, but...
Yeah, we don't, we definitely don't work like as physically hard as like, you know, a roofer or something. It really is a blessing to be able to do a job that you love so much, but there is work that goes into it when you're not just posting TikToks. Like when you're trying to like, like we, like we put a lot of work into the podcast trying to grow it and the LOL Club channel, a lot of work goes into those videos. There's a lot of planning and just like things that like no one would ever think that happened and stuff. So,
so but we love doing it but it definitely like and being an influencer is just and there's like yeah there's like influencers on tiktok that just like wake up every morning and post like one tiktok and then there's like youtubers like mr beast who employ like hundreds of people wait what did you say she just has food something stuffing gerald's in her mouth right now what the frick stop eating him he's not food well what's i do have to say
Mr. Beast, he really makes me happy when he posts a video. Me too. I'm not going to lie. I get so excited. I'm not going to cap. I've never been a fan of someone. I'm still not a fan. I mean, Jimmy, hit me up if you want. I DMed him to come on our podcast. He left me on scene. What? No, I'm kidding. He didn't open it. Did he actually not open it? No, he didn't open it. Never saw it. But I wanted to come on our podcast so bad. But no, no one else, when they post a video, I'm excited about. But when Jimmy posts a video, I'm like, oh, wow.
I actually kind of want to watch it. I've watched all of them, and I'm so happy. They're such a production. No, exactly. And when Mac comes on, the blonde guy, I have a crush on Mac. You know who used to be our roommate? Mac? You like Mac? Mac was our roommate for like, what, two or three months? Yeah, he was our roommate for like a month or two. Mac? I think it was two months. Like the blonde one? Yes. God, he is cute. You want to tell him? Yeah.
Oh, no. Hello, Mac. You are so cute. Come on our podcast. Hello, Mac. You are so fine. Okay, well. That's not the way I would have said it. Are you sure you don't want to retake that before he sends it? Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. I think he's like 30, 40. No, he's like 26. He's in his 20s. No, he's like our age. Did you know he was like a super good swimmer? Yeah, he's very muscular on the back and stuff. Like, I don't know.
Mac, you got a crush, dog. I know everything about you. I'm just saying that Mac is easy on the eyes. And what's it called? No, no, no. He's not just that. Mac has a girlfriend. No, he doesn't. He broke up, I'm pretty sure. Mac does not have a girlfriend. Okay, so awesome. I still have a shot. Six more years until... Oh, wait, wait. So 15, 16, 17, 18. You count until when you're 18? You just need three years. Three years. And then Mac hit me
No. What the? What the? No, no. Do not. Do not. Do not just set an alarm on your phone for three years. No, no. For three years. Oh, my gosh. And then three years, March 20th, then, yeah, hit me up. I don't know. What the? No, no. How old would he be then? If he's like 26 now, he's 30. I don't think he's 26. He'd be like almost 30. I think he'll be like 26 then. Oh. I don't think he's that old. I know everything about him. I think he's my age. He's been in three Mr. Beast videos. Aw.
two of them. You didn't know he was our roommate. Well, yeah, I did. Two of them he's failed at because of the stupid Squid Games cookie, like the circle. He would always crack the umbrella. And then he finally won his $800,000. Sorry, I'm spoiling it. Yeah, he's 24. Wow, I didn't get to watch it yet. He's 24. Oh, Kate actually told me not to spoil that video for her. I said don't spoil it for me too. Did I actually?
And you just bought it for both of them. And probably everyone else who hasn't seen it. No, but I was actually about to, like, I was sweating. I was so scared for Mac to, like, not win, like, the, because there's six rounds and stuff. And, like, I was so scared that he wasn't going to win. Is there anything else you'd like to spoil for the video? No, like, Mac is, like, he's just, like, he's just the man. Just said it.
He's a man. What is going on right now? Mac is a man. Mac is a hard-working man. Let me tell you. Mac is the man. No, I don't think you understand. Mac is the man. You don't understand. Is Mac an influencer?
Kind of, but listen, you do not understand how hard Mac works. When Mac lived with us, I'm saying this man, his editing timeline was massive. He was editing for ARAC at the time, and he would edit for hours and hours and hours, like all night if he needed to. The man can grind. I do like hardworking men. Yeah.
Oh, gosh. What the? You know Mac's probably going to see this, right? Oh, I'm totally sending this clip to Mac. That's so fast. I'm sending whatever you say, I'm sending to him. No, because I'm with you, Harper. A hardworking person is... Imagine we have Mac come on the podcast. Bro, I...
Tell me to his face. No, I want his son to speak. I'm like, hi. All she can say is wait three years. Three years, three years, two years, two and a half years. Yo, we should actually tell him to come on. Oh my goodness. No, and I'll talk to him about how cool Mr. Beast is and like how fun and... How in love with him you are. What's that called? Uh...
Not gaslight. Oh, you'll glaze him the whole time. Yeah, I'll glaze him. And then what's it called? And when he held on to the big Feastables bar, going through the obstacles, I'll be like, was it really heavy or was it light, like styrofoam? So many things to ask. So many things to ask him. This is the last person I would have... I don't know why. I just like...
Yeah, Mac. Like, just so random. And you can finish it off with asking him if he'll marry you in three years. Mac is genuinely one of my favorite people to hang out with. When he lived with us. Matt, we haven't talked to him in like three years. No, I know. But when he hung out with us, like in LA, when he lived with us, it was just so fun. Yeah. He was a great roommate, great person to live with. Was he clean? Yeah, he was clean. Yeah, we didn't live with him very long. But he would like, they just stayed with us for like a month or two. He would go to the gym, he'd hang out, he'd vibe. Like, he was like, he fit in with us like perfectly. Really? Yeah. Wait, wait.
Can we ask him to get on the pod? No. Not after all that. But also, I could say I have a crush on Mr. Beast. Well, I can promise you he's not coming on. I would make Mr. Beast come on, guys. Yo, if Mr. Beast ever came on, what would I do?
We'd have to have a banger episode. Like, what would we even do? We would all be staring at him like, so. Did you buy YouTube yet? Can I have a million dollars? I was asking you about your day earlier. So when you got to the house. Yes, yes, yes. You walked in. Yes, I walked in. You handed Cash a letter. Oh, no, I handed Alex a letter, actually. Oh, shoot. Wait.
We did! Harper brought this in with her. I've been dying to open this. It was on our doorstep. It says "open on the podcast." Yeah, it was on our doorstep. Randomly we've been getting people leaving letters on our doorstep. But it says "open this on the podcast." So we're gonna open it now. Wait, who wants to open it? Me, me, me, me! We signed the other ones in the back. They asked us to autograph stuff. So... Let's see what this is. Uh, what? Is that Maverick? Oh! Oh, it's pictures! No!
- No! They took secret photos! - Oh my, wait! - No, no! - No shot. - Wait, what? - Wait, this is me at school. - This is, at school? - Are you kidding? I literally have told y'all so many times. Wait, let me see them. - Oh my gosh. - Wait, no guys, this is actually kind of creepy. Off camera, this is pretty creepy. - What the? - No, I'm gonna call the private investigator after this. - Give me these. - Yeah, no.
Let me see that. No, don't touch him anymore. Give me him. There might be fingerprints on him or something. This is weird. Yeah. Just call the lawyer after and tell him about it. And then he can. Lawyer? The police? What? No, I might. Mojo, tell us what to do. Wait, what's the one they have a Harper?
It was from a TikTok, I think. It was from y'all picking me up from school and they screenshotted it or they either actually got a photo of me from school. The same day we picked you up? Yo, I'm literally cooking right here. But those are real. Those are people actually taking photos and like evading y'all's privacy. Yeah. No, I don't know who we're... It's y'all's neighbors. Do we call the lawyer or do we call a private investigator or do we call the cops? Huh? Well, our neighbor's a cop. I don't know what the heck we do.
Well, that's unexpected. Yeah, our neighbor is literally a cop. Yeah, you're dumb for that. Actually, he's the sheriff. Is he? I think so. I don't know. He's a cop. I thought. I don't know. Like, imagine looking to the side and seeing a little girl taking a photo of y'all. Like, that's weird. But what if it's not a little girl? Yeah. Well, it's a good thing we live in Texas. What is... What? What? What the heck? Oh, never mind, guys. We live in Texas. What? What?
That means we have the right to protect ourselves. Oh, great. Kate's going to choose it to him when they come in the door. That'll go great. That's actually weird. Like, that's actually weird. I'm scared for y'all. Like, I mean, at least my school. For y'all? They have a picture of your school. I don't know if they have a sibling that goes to my school or if it was from the TikTok that they made. But either way, don't screenshot me and my friends.
Sorry, I was trying to make a joke. That's actually pretty freaking weird. I don't know if we should put this episode out. Or at least cut that part. Because I don't want to encourage them to send stuff. They're not. He's saying if we put this episode out, then they're just going to do it more. Because they got attention. Yeah.
Or other people are going to do it more. No, we need to... I mean, we can check the cameras and see, like... I don't know if our house cameras can see, though, like, where those were... How far that person was. Yeah, those looked far away. It was in that window. I know downstairs was in that window. Yeah, one of them was in the window. That's freaking weird, though. But we don't have a camera there.
Well, y'all will see me on the camera. Every time I come here, I make a weird face. But every single time, I've never not made a weird face in the camera. Really? I'm so for real. Never. Not one time. Every time I came over to your house, I've always made fun of you. Do we have all that footage? We might. If we have all that footage, we need to make a deep talk of that. That'd be so freaking hilarious. Yeah. Every time I'm here. But that's not hilarious. That's concerning. That's very concerning. Is that real?
Do you think it's real? What do you mean is it real? I don't know, is it real? No, it's fake images. They're drawings. That's weird though. Wait, you did this. No, I didn't. Yes, she did. She brought it in. No, I didn't. It was on the boards. You can check the cameras. On my life.
I did bring it in, but I swear on my life, I did not do that. I would not take secret photos of them getting in their cars. You promise this is not a prank? On my life. Like, I will swear on everything. On my mom's grave. Well, she's not dead, but like, on everything, it is not. I did not do that. What? If you didn't do this, you need to, like, don't, because I am calling the sheriff after. Yeah, call the sheriff, whatever. I did not do it. I did not do it, I swear. If your fingerprints are on those. Ha ha!
They are obviously from all the photos. Yeah, they are on the video. I would be tired of that. I swear I didn't do it, though. I would actually tell the truth because I know y'all are calling the police after this. I'm being so real. I did not do it. Well, I don't really know. I don't know if we should restart or what we should do. No, it's fine. I think this is a good episode. Yeah, but what we're saying is what if it's not a little 11-year-old kid? What if it's a grown adult? Do you see the writing on the package?
I mean, yeah, but... That's a five-year-old. Open this on your editor's podcast. Yeah, that does look like a five-year-old's handwriting. There's no way a grown man wrote that, you're right. Yeah, that's impossible for a grown man to have wrote that. That looks like my handwriting right now. Look at this. Oh, like, what is that? Okay, we get it, guys. We get it. We get it. Like, there's no way. And even if it was a grown man... Yeah, we get it. We get it, Harper. Wait, no. Continue. Even if it was a grown man, y'all are safe. Mm-hmm.
Their passcode to the door is 123- I'm kidding. Well, changing the passcode now. Well, this might be a good time to say it's a prank! I did that! You're kidding, right? I wrote on it, and you just insulted my writing. What? So a grown man did write that? Yes, I wrote that. Why would you do that? And I staged the pictures.
Me. And I secretly took pictures of you. And... Sorry, I felt like a little bit of a weirdo. No, he's... It's fine. And then, yeah, that was a screenshot from TikTok. Yeah, from the TikTok. Which I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Yeah. Yeah.
What about Mavericks? Oh, we took them earlier. Yeah, Matt was in on it. But it was pretty funny watching you guys just go in on his handwriting. Yeah, I was not expecting that. Also, I was expecting you guys to be more scared. Well, I was not scared. You were not scared at all. It was because it was a screenshot. And you were so chill. You acted like you didn't care. Well, because I have house protection. She got a pew-pew. I got multiple. Oh. But anyways. And if any of
freaking grown men try to come in my house you are getting lead in your head what the what what the okay cut the podcast no i don't play i literally if someone tried if literally some grown pervert some stalker person if you come on my property oh no it's over for you game over you don't get to hit the restart button because it's over for you what the
No, I'm being so serious. I'm being so serious, I don't think she could hit you if you were more than 20 feet away. I think she would miss every shot. Are you kidding? Ask your dad. You're certainly not hitting their head. Ask your dad. Your dad gave me shooting lessons. No, I gave you shooting lessons. But your dad taught me better. Oh, man. Your dad said, because you had me just standing and practicing, he said, Kate, if someone's coming at you, you're not going to stand there. You're going to run backwards. So practice running backwards. What the...
You ran backwards with a gun? Yeah, I did. You never ran backwards. Yes, I did. I'm picturing Kate with the gun like sideways. She's just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Missing every shot. Listen, when you have...
a lot of people on social media that follow you and you also live with people who don't care about blasting your address on the internet because we got an email today actually someone literally emailed us today and said hey don't know if you noticed this your address was put out in the most recent video here's your address blah blah blah just didn't know if you knew this it was in this video at this time stamp just wanted to let you know in case you didn't know was it actually
it was that i'll say the video i'm not saying the video but yes our address was put out and i tell them all the freaking time i say boys stop filming where our address is seen and they're like it's fine it's fine someone's gonna see it wasn't me i say all the time and someone someone literally emailed me this morning and said but was it me what did i leak the address oh y'all always do y'all don't care i tell y'all always do i'm not gonna lie i'm at one time you were filming in your tesla and it literally said our address on the screen okay it was like
And then y'all got mad at us because they always, like, they get mad because, like, Maverick was, like, showing his Tesla screen and the Maps was right on our house. Our little emoji was right where our house was. Our address was fully seen and I was like, no. But it wasn't our address was fully seen. It was just, you could see the map. I've done that one time. The address wasn't put in. Like, with my permit. No, but it's just, I, like...
I maybe it's just because I'm a woman and I pay attention to things like that. But I know that there are creepy people that watch not not not the fans, but there are grown adult creepy people that want to come hurt us. And I'm not going to let that happen. No, they don't. That's in your head. No, it's it's not in my head, though. OK, someone's been watching watching too much. Why would you want to hurt you?
Because we have millions of followers. That doesn't mean you want... Okay, do you want to hurt Logan Paul? No, but there are people that have messed up heads. I don't, but there are people that do because they're not right in the head. People don't want to hurt people just because they have followers. Yes, they do. Yes.
Especially girls. Then why are influencers not just getting marked every day? I've never heard of an influencer dying. Ava Majuri? Certainly not because they had followers. It was because of something they did. Yeah, I've never heard of it. What about Ava Majuri? Remember the guy who showed up to her house with a shotgun to kill her? I don't know.
I am a jury. I don't know too much about it. But I know she was originally like texting with the guy and stuff like that. It wasn't like the guy was randomly some random stranger that she's never texted before showed up at our house. I don't think so. I know she texted him a little bit. So you're telling me there aren't people in this world that are so messed up they would not come to our house? No, no, no. There's always a chance. There's people like Jeffrey Dahmer that just randomly killed people for fun. But I don't think your chances are really increased much just because you have followers.
they'll be getting murked it's pretty it's pretty maybe robbed or something like that sure i don't want to get robbed either yeah what i feel like robbing was fun they might be like oh i know they film with their house all this nice camera equipment they keep it upstairs it's like right by the front door you're telling me that if someone came into our house to try to rob us y'all aren't gonna try to stop them honestly i'd probably just let them have whatever they want what the frick
No. The business paid for it, not me. No, but guys, like actually... No, I don't care. Like for some reason, if somebody was robbing me, I would die.
What? Just to get my camera, just to get my thing back. What? It's the principle of the matter. Okay. Don't rob me. It really is. Don't rob me. No, what's it called? Um, if I, um, Oh, in my recent tech talk, I said, um, for 5 million, I'll give away my queen bee tracksuit and, um, 5 million. Why not? Like 50 bucks.
For $5 million? No, for 5 million followers. Oh. No. I was like, who's paying 5 million for your track suit? Yeah, I was like, you really think that track suit's worth something? No, no, but I am going to give it away in a Sephora stuff. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, so I'm excited. And this one fan that is always posting edits of me, they're not super high quality, so I don't know if I'll give it away to her. Dang! If you're making edits of Harper, they better be HD 4K. Oh, my goodness. Like, it's not that. Do we need to cut that?
that. It's like, no, that's funny. That's funny. What do you mean? LOL podcast. Hello. Sometimes she says things that I don't think she realizes can come across rude. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, say it again. Yeah. Like, like,
- No, don't say it again. - But you like the low quality edits. - Yeah, I mean the low quality edits. - I'm not gonna lie, the low quality edits are the ones I see on TikTok that have like one million likes. I'm like, what the hell? - Yeah, I know. And like, no, but honestly, like it's just like, it's just like, to be honest guys, do any of y'all know how to download footage from YouTube? - No, I don't. I've been doing influencing for seven years. I don't know how to download something from YouTube. - I just read it quite a bit.
I do not know how to download something from YouTube. I hit the screen record button. But you don't? No. I don't know how to download something from YouTube at all. All I can do is screen record it. What the? That's it. Well, either way, screen recording is still good. It's okay. By the time you upload it and screen record it and then re-upload it, it's just like... And then you gotta upload it into an editing app and then edit it all up and... Yeah. Then you download it. Guys, what should we actually do for our 100th episode? Because I don't think y'all understand. It is coming up like ASAP. ASAP Rocky. Do you realize that by the time this episode comes out...
The 100th episode will already be filmed because this is like episode 98 or something. Yeah, I know. So what I'm saying is we got to figure out what we're doing for our 100th episode. Oh, well, you can't ask the audience. They're not... I'm asking you guys. Live episode. Live episode. Please. 24-hour live stream episode. Dude, we can't live stream for 24 hours. Yes, we can. No, we can. I don't know if I can. What are we going to do for 24 hours? We can play Chameleon. We can do all sorts of stuff. Dude. Play Gang Beasts. We can just have fun. Gang Beasts. Gang Beasts. Let's have fun.
Can we get the JB mics and walk around with them so that we can get up and leave? The JB mics? You know, like the headset mic with the microphone? Oh, the pastor mics? Yeah. There's not 24 hours that could go by without me saying something bad. Yeah, that's facts. That's facts. We're going to get live. Especially when she gets delirious. Yeah, wait. What if we're live streaming and we say something and we got to cut? We can't cut it. You can't say anything crazy. There's no promises. I say crazy things like that. I say for our 100th episode.
We do something 100 times. Everybody has to buy me 100 gifts.
No. All right. I'm going to call the podcast. You got to buy 33. You got to buy 33. So what are we going to do for our 100th episode? We're going to do a live episode. Not a live. A live, actual, and real-life episode. Oh, are we? Are you going to book the venue? I honestly will. No, but we can. Our 100th episode. Right now, I think currently, this is like our 98th episode. 98th? That we're filming right now? No, it's 97th. It's like 97 or something. So we literally shoot like next week is our 100th episode. And we got to figure it out what we're doing. No, it's like 96th.
Oh, well, what's it called? Let's just, please. Because I want another idea than live streaming for 24 hours. I'll rent out the AT&T Stadium and I'll make a venue. I'll do whatever y'all want me to. Do you know how much it costs to rent out the AT&T Stadium? No, but I'd be very curious. You're going to rent out the AT&T Stadium? Wait, let's see. How much does it cost to rent out the AT&T Stadium? I don't think you can just do that. It is...
Okay, yeah, that's too much. How much was it? I don't know. It didn't tell me, but I know it's going to be too much. I'm guessing like a mil. Yeah. Probably at least. But it's not like we have all the mini fans. Okay, so Matt wants to livestream for 24 hours. Kate, what do you want to do? Because I want to... I think we should all buy 100 gifts for me. I think we should...
Wait, you'll get your... Okay, Harper, what do you want to do for the 100th episode? I want to do a live in-person episode. Oh. Okay, a live show. Mal wants to do a live stream. She wants to do a live show. Hi. Okay. But the live show's not possible. It's literally impossible to do because we record next week. I can make it. I can post on TikTok right now. I can do whatever. I've got tickets sold out.
I think we should do the nap time episode. Nap? What the? That's the lamest 100th episode I've ever seen. And everyone can sleep with us. You know, like ASMR, like Cassius snoring is like... Yeah, what if we did do an episode where we were sleeping and I was just like... I don't know. I don't know. Guys, you can comment if you want what we should do in the 100th episode. We've probably already recorded it by now, but I don't know. But go ahead and comment it so maybe we can read your ideas if we haven't. I say for the 100th episode, we...
Nevermind, that's a bad idea. - No, just tell. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, go ahead, Mav. - No. - Well, I wanna hear what it was. - I was thinking, what if we just did it somewhere like, like we did it like somewhere dope that's not here. - Target, like something like that. - Yeah, like something that's not. - Or like on a beach. - We just do a different location? - Yeah, we shoot it like, I don't know. - That's kinda lame. - No, it's not, I think it's a lot better. - No, we tell people we're doing it and it's live and they can come. - Yes!
they can come like please live or live live person like in person yeah yeah i think that's a great idea like actually though like i think we should go like imagine people are just coming up and we're like oh yeah we're shooting the 100th episode yeah yeah no that would be so cool i think that's the best idea like actually where would you like to do this episode man costa rica there's a pasture out here we do it in a pasture a pasture
What if we shot it in Costa Rica? No, I was thinking like the shops. Like, you know, the shops of- That'd be cool. You'd have to get permission. Oh, actually? Wait, somebody say a funny joke, please. I've been waiting for somebody to say a funny joke on the podcast and I just haven't heard one. Can somebody say one? Right now? Yeah. You want a funny joke right now? Yeah.
I'd like one. I mean, right now. I mean, yeah, if you don't have one, that's fine. I can say one, but do you want it now or like just on the podcast? No, I mean, I guess now works. Well, like right now? I mean... I think he wants it right now. Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, right now would be good for a funny joke. Like, so you'd like me to say it
In the podcast now? Yes! Now it can be different things. Probably like this very moment now type of thing. You know what I'm saying? The moment that's passed? I know. I see where that could be confusing. I see where you're like, well, the moment that you said the moment or the moment we're in now. Because the moment we're in now is not the moment I said that in. So I think you should say it in about five seconds from now. Okay. What about as a note? You literally just asked how high are you. No, I did not. You...
Do you want it in English? Okay. You didn't specify the language. I like the joke in English. You like the joke in English. In about five seconds from now. Okay. Knock, knock. Who's there? I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Okay. Okay. What do you know? You got to sit here. No, I can't sit there. No, we have to do like knock, knocks. Come here. No. Okay. Do it with Harper. No, you do it. No, no. No, no. Hey, that was okay.
That's all I wanted to do. Okay, fine. I'll do it over here. Okay. Knock, knock. I don't like this. Knock, knock. I really don't. Are you going to answer the door? I don't want to joke no more. Knock, knock. No, no joke, please. Knock, knock. Okay, who's there? The KGB. The KGB? Who? Oh, the KGB who? I will ask the questions here.
I actually have a good one. Wait, wait. The KGB who? I will ask the questions here. Does anybody get that? No. What is that? Explain it. Well, the KGB are, they're Russian, or they were Russian. Yeah. And also, it's a joke from the office. It's a joke from the office, and it's also the special forces of Russia. Your things don't sound right. Dude, what type of a joke are you talking about, Matt? I don't know. Matt, that's the least one. I'm not
I'm never asking Matt for a joke again. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow. No! Yeah, I saw that one coming. Kate, you say one. Don't be shy. All right, I got one. Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. Can you not see? I am who? Can you not see who? No, me. Me who? No, it's me. I just knocked on your door. I didn't get that. Hey, why did the old man fall in a well? Why? Because he couldn't see too well.
That one was funny. Now we're getting funnier here. Oh, now you've triggered something in my brain that I know jokes like this. I do. Oh, why did Humpty Dumpty fall? Because he was sitting on a wall. See? Well, that was good. I'm glad we did that. Anybody else got any? Why did the Stanley fall? Why? Because it was an VSCO phase. Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? Okay, here we go. Why? Why?
Wait, wait, can you repeat that? Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? Can you sit up? I hate when you sit up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? Matt, you don't remember your joke, do you? No, I do. Okay, then what is it? Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? Okay, but why? They were going through a stage. That's funny. I like that one. Why did you just throw your phone? Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree? Uh, why? Because they're really good at it. Why can't Cash play the drums?
I'm not saying why to that one. Why? Because he sucks. Don't touch my drum set! Okay. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Yes! These are funny! Has anybody got a better one? What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter! I knew that one name was still funny! If Among Us game was cooking, what would it be called? Or if the imposter was cooking, what would it be called? The imposter.
I didn't really care for that one. What do you call a beehive without an exit? What? Unbelievable. Oh my gosh, the favorite joke of all time. Harper, have you heard about the guy with the big orange head? No. Have you? No. No, no. I really need you to focus. No, I haven't. I haven't. Have you ever heard this joke? No. The guy with the big orange head? No. She's definitely heard it. We've said it on this podcast. Oh my gosh.
No, I don't think I've ever said that. You weren't here. It was earlier. A big orange head. Have I said that, Kate? I don't know. Okay, well, there's this once upon a time there was this guy. This is the funniest joke you guys will ever hear in the world. Also, please make this a short. Once upon a time, there was a guy with a big orange head. Cash?
Has heard this joke so many times. Or he's told it so many times. Yeah, thanks for interrupting his joke this time. And my brother told it to him and he has not stopped laughing at it for three years. Okay, I'm going to say the joke now. Yes, please. Once upon a time, this guy walked into a bar with a big orange head.
Didn't see that coming. And he goes down and he sits down at the bar and the guy next to him is like, hey man, why do you have a big orange head? Shut up. And he goes, well, I'll tell you how I got this big orange head if you buy me a drink.
The guy agrees. He goes, okay, I'll buy you a drink. He calls the bartender over and he says, hey, bartender, can you get this guy with the big orange head a drink on me? And he goes, okay, sure, sir. Yeah, I am. Okay. So he buys the guy a drink. And he goes, okay, now that I have bought you a drink, tell me why. You have a big orange head. You got a big orange head. Nailed it.
He goes, "Okay, well, about five years ago, I was walking down this beach." It was a beautiful beach, nice and sandy, blue skies, white clouds, birds flying high. And he goes, "What's that in the sand?" And he bends down. What was it? I was about to tell you. He bends down, and there was a bottle. And a genie pops out! And the genie pops out, and he's like, "I'm gonna grant you three wishes." And he says, "Okay."
Let me think about this. My first wish, he thought long and hard. He goes, my first wish will be, I want all the money in the world. And then right then and there, boom, all the money in the world just appears. He has two wishes left. The genie goes, what do you want your second wish to be? He says, mm,
I know. I want the most beautiful wife in the world. And then right then, the most beautiful wife just appears on the beach. Okay, now. And then the genie says, you have one wish left. And the only rule is you just cannot wish for more wishes. So the guy sits there and he thinks. And he goes, I know what I'll take since I have all the money in the world. And I have the most beautiful wife in the world. There's nothing else I could want.
So I wish for a big orange head. Just like a, like a, not on, on his head, but like a big orange head. On his head. No, on his head. Okay. And that is how he got the big orange head. Now, do you want to hear the story about the guy with the big blue foot?
- So this guy had a big blue foot. He walks into a NASCAR race. - We're done, we're done. - The NASCAR guy goes, "Hey sir." - Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. We will see you all next time. - How did you get that big blue foot? - He says, "Well I'll tell you