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The game is you call somebody's friend to see if they'll cover for them. So Kate would call, say, Alex and be like, hey, Cash said he was with you last night. Is that true? Implying that I'm hiding something for Kate. I was talking to Kinsey earlier and was Kinsey with you last night? Hello? Hey, I just had a quick question real quick. I was talking with Matt and he was saying that y'all went to the casino last night. Yeah. Yeah, we were there at the light.
Hey, did you and Harper like go out and get Chipotle at like 1030 last night? No. Well, she's telling me that y'all did. We came out to LA a couple days ago and you didn't tell me? Jordi, I was literally just with you. What are you talking about? What's up, bag of lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back for another episode of the...
Baguette podcast. Baguette podcast? Yeah. She was obsessed with baguettes. Oh my gosh. When we go to Europe, you want to get a baguette? Yes. A real one? Wait, what is a baguette? I'm glad you said that too. It's the really long loaf of bread, you know? I'm like, hey, what's up? Hello.
I knew it was something to do with bread, but I didn't know what kind of bread. I thought it was a bag. A long one. Yeah, bread. They have them here in America, but they just can't be as good, you know? Guys, do y'all remember any of the 2020 audios? Yeah. All of them. Like to the window, to the wall. I was like, your best friend took your favorite color like the sun.
You know that one, it's like, your best, can we try to do your best impressions of your best friend's beauty? Your best friend took Michael Jackson on my beat.
Nope, don't remember that one, but I do remember the one that's like... Let's not remember that one. What's up, Heather? Oh my gosh. Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. I remember that one. The thing is, y'all were like, y'all were low-key. Look who's with her. Oh, it was Martha Dump Truck in the flesh. Here comes the cootie squad. Wait, let's do the parts. Yeah, I remember that one. Okay, Martha Dump Truck in the flesh. Here comes the cootie squad. You should... Shut up, Heather! Sorry, Heather.
Look who's with her. Oh my gosh. Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. You messed it up bad, but it's okay. Yeah, Kate, you were kind of butchering that one, but it's all right. Wait, what's another one? Here comes the cutie squad. She said what you know about love. I say everything. I got what you need. Walk up in the store and get what you want.
You get what you please. We better get it. Yeah. You know what they played at? We went dancing yesterday. Yeah. You know what they played? Don't. Are you going to say what I think you're going to say?
What do you mean? Okay, go for it. Wait, yo, what did they play? I know what you're going to say. Never mind. Go ahead. Sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh. Really? They popped the bars now. They played the whole song. And I was like, what the? I love it. Because you hit the dance. I really did. She's like, this is ridiculous. I'm not playing this here. Every time it plays in the car, I start doing the dance. Like when I'm driving. Sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh my gosh. You have like literally a couple days. Two days. Like basically two days. Are you taking your driver's license on your birthday? Wait, you're not 16 yet? Yes.
You're not 16 yet? No. I swore you were 16 already. Oh, three more days. Yeah. Three more days, yeah. Oh my gosh. Well, we ordered you a little something. Seriously? It's not going to be here on your birthday. You didn't need to do that.
Did we? Yeah, we didn't. I'm not sure you're going to love it when it comes, but... Thank you. But don't worry. We have backup options. What? You got her birthday gift options? What? Options? I'm excited. I don't remember the backup options. My PR bins. Oh! Oh, perfect. But all I want really for my birthday is... Your two front teeth? That's for Christmas. But all I want for my birthday is a guitar and an electric guitar. What? That was random. You could... What? Do you want to steal Mav's stuff?
You don't play. I do. You can't have them. She's like, I know how to get into your house. I know. Wait, well, why do you want to play guitar?
Because I like to sing and I want to play guitar. Everyone goes through that phase. You turn 16, you got your car. You think you're Taylor Swift. You need your guitar. Come on. You need it too. I went to the store and bought a guitar and a ukulele. Yep. Never learned it at all. Think about an electric guitar. Like coming home from school after the podcast, having the 45 minutes to yourself for a little bit, learning the guitar. I've dreamed of that. Yeah, and it sounds like the whole time you're there, you're like, I just want to be able to play. And it just goes. Yeah, that's what happened to me. Do you play your electric guitar? Yeah.
I can. What song? I can play anything. Sweet Child of Mine. Electric Love? I usually play like classic rock sound. It was Crazy Harbor. We went to the Anasala family. Yeah. Their house. And they have this huge grand piano. It's beautiful. Really? With a lot of staircase. And Matt just walks over and he's like Adele. Like going crazy on the piano. I'm so good at piano. I love it. I love piano. I want to learn the piano. Yeah, Kinsey married me and didn't know I could play piano. Okay, well play your guitar right now.
I played guitar for you before. No, get it. What? Did you see a guitar? No, get it. Did you see a guitar? Maverick is kind of musically enhanced, bro. He does play guitar, piano. Why do you say it like that? Musically enhanced. Guitar. No, you play guitar, piano, bass. Guitar.
I can't really play bass. I played it when I was like 12. He played bass literally in a band. Okay, but what I can't do is play drums. Cash, you guys have seen him play drums on here a couple times. Yeah, I kind of shrug. Yeah, but I'm not going to lie. Two years ago, he hadn't played drums in a while, and I was like, I mean, yeah, I know Cash used to play drums in a band, but he's not like that good. I didn't think he was that good. And then he got on a band, no big deal. Two years ago, he got the drums out, and he actually played, and I was like,
well dang you're better than me okay well i didn't know you were better than me at anything what that was a bad hand for eating and you're just over there chowing down on some like hawaiian bros or something hey this is the first time i've ever ate on this podcast don't let them bully you well to be fair my food did just get delivered new rule like it if someone makes fun of you while you're eating throw food at them i don't want to be uh i don't want to be yeah it's
eating it's uh oh there it is smacking cash hey i was not part of that i was not part of that baddie throw food at me oh you missed i missed yours okay i don't want to be a nuisance or anything oh god that green bean just ricocheted off you i don't want to be a nuisance or anything but every time i come over um after my birthday i'm going to drive here in my car and i'm going to bring my guitar and i'm going to learn i would love one
Every episode you can play us a new song no in our free in our free time like between episodes I'll play guitar. Yeah Harper are you gonna be like out of here so quick the second you get your license? Maybe Maverick can teach you guitar. Could you? Guitar guitar guitar guitar guitar. What? First of all I don't say it weird. A guitar? A guitar? You like enhance the G you're like a guitar. A guitar. And we're back.
I'm sorry. How did we get there from guitar? I don't even know. Okay, well, I just want an electric guitar and a guitar for my birthday. Wait, is that what you're asking for? Well, yeah, yeah. I asked my mom. She was like, what about an acoustic guitar? And then with my own money, I'll treat myself with an actual electric guitar. What about an iPad?
I mean, I'll also maybe get an iPad. Who wants an iPad for their 16th birthday? Kate's an iPad kid. Kate, don't you have an iPad? I do like iPads. No, it's Maverick's old one. It was a hand-me-down. Did you see the video we did on the escalator, me and Kenzie? Did you see that by chance? No. I filmed that. She's getting roasted for being an iPad kid. I can't catch a break the last two weeks. Oh, yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I poured water on Kenzie. Yeah, you should have done that, Kenzie. You're getting so much hate. I'm so proud that Kate slapped you.
you deserved it that's actually funny because i saw that video was like doing good and i was like oh it's doing good and i was like open up the comments and i was like it's not doing good for kinsley dude it's so bad i was reading through the comments too and it was so mean i was like how did you get off your phone and pay attention i know i went she was working people yeah just a family to provide for i literally saw um on your phone and shoot they're all like well it's because you're on your phone too much like
Seriously? Seriously? I don't know. All my favorite comments was when Kate slapped Kenzie. I mean, those comments are hilarious. You should never slap somebody out of anger like that, okay? And you guys are all like, acting like that was the best thing I ever could have done. Like, that's crazy. Kenzie deserved it. I saw somebody said they made it their ringtone. Like, I want a guitar.
guitar right now like i'm gonna buy one i'm not even kidding i think i might just buy an electric you should door dash one it might show up here tonight door wait can i what do you think let's just see if it's called amazon no door dash will deliver you stuff like that like that guitar shop what is it called guitar center oh yeah they might have one
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Okay, well, let's... Okay, these are... I feel like you're more like a ukulele girl. No, I'm definitely more of a... Have you seen me recently? I'm more of a definitely electric guitar girl. Let me tell you, electric guitar is pretty hard. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. No, you kind of eat on the piano, though. You're like...
Hey, we all, like, fake started a band once. Remember that, guys? What do you mean fake started? Oh, I do remember that. Yeah, remember? If we were actually in, like, a real-life band, who would do what? Obviously, Harper's singing. Thanks. Really? Thanks. Yeah, you're the singer. Yeah, she does have to be the singer. Yeah, of course, none of us really sing very well. You're the best we got, Harper. Okay, Cash, you would be on drums. Yeah, I'll be. I am a drummer in a band. Okay. Mav's got guitar and backup singer. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is definitely backup singer, but like super, super low backup singer. I would be backup. Honestly, Matt, that's the best one. You could sing and play guitar. That's like the ultimate rock star. I'm backup.
Triangle yeah, I was gonna say kids like maracas or triangle or something maybe tambourine no no if you had to give her a real We got we got to give Kinsey and cater we're literally cooking on the piano at Pappy's retirement home that one day I was learning it okay. I don't feel like you you have you wear too many nails to play piano Yeah, I feel like Kinsey could maybe learn piano That leaves the other one to play bass
I'm gonna learn to play piano. I'm gonna become a pianist actually I could see Kinsey rocking on bass You don't know what bass is it's like the guitar, but it has like four strings and it's like the bass oh the violin I'm gonna
piano you guys made me mad that you think i can't learn so kate and kids you're my private story and i always play your what story my private story i thought you said your pregnant story no why do you name your private story that they're on my private story yeah and i play piano on it sometimes and you do good you you play runaway and it sounds really pretty really yeah some people have weird private story names
And we're back! Welcome back to another episode! Wait, what? It was a trend, Mom! Yeah, no, no, it's okay. It's okay, Harper.
Anyways, I think I actually could see Kinsey playing banjo because the other day we went to a pond and we walk up to the pond and there's food fish or fish food. And I throw the food fish. Is that fish food? It's dog food. It was dog food that they feed the fish. Oh, I threw the dog food that they feed the fish into the pond and some perch come up and they start eating it. And Kinsey looks at us. With some what come up? Perch? Perch. It's like a type of fish. I'm going to look.
And Kenzie looks at us all dead serious and she goes y'all ever been perched jerking we were like what? Perch what? And she could have whipped out a banjo right then and there none of us would have second thought it. Let me sing you a song about how I went perched jerking. Wait that's a good banjo for sure. Why do you even need a banjo? Do you think I could because I love wearing nails but uh but do you think I could play the guitar with nails?
Who plays the guitar that you're inspired by or something? I just want to know. Billy Eilish. Billy Ray Cyrus? No, Billy Eilish. Billy Eilish? I tried to learn the ukulele, but I can't with my nails. Wait, what? You tried to learn... Oh, the ukulele. I was still thinking banjo. The guitar messes your fingers up. The guitar messes your fingers up.
My sister plays guitar and her fingers are so calloused. I really thought I was going to learn the famous ukulele song one time. Can I see your fingers? Riptide. Riptide. And then I took one YouTube tutorial lesson and then quit. No, my nails are just too long. I think I could eat if I took my nails off, but I'm not willing to. They're too pretty. Wait, has everyone here been through a phase where they tried to learn guitar? The ukulele. Or the ukulele. Or the banjo. I've never played a musical instrument ever.
You didn't play like flute in high school or something? Oh, the recorder. Hot cross buns, hot cross buns. See, I didn't even do that. One a penny, two a penny, hot buns. I had that ripped away from me when you learned that in elementary school because I was an office aide. So I didn't go to music class. Oh, there was one time. You were busy being the principal's pet? Yeah. I had music class and there was one time I was in second grade, had music class.
I don't know why it was called music class. The music teacher never let us touch an instrument. It was so annoying. Like, ever. I was like, can I just touch the drums? No! And then finally one day, she was like, alright, y'all are all gonna get an instrument. And she pulls out triangles and the cowbell. I remember that day. And all these things. And I was like, this is my time. They're gonna recognize me for my musical talents. And...
Some kid, his name was Jeremiah, he put a tack literally in her chair, like straight out of a movie. He put a tack in her chair and she went up to go get the instruments and she sat on it and then none of us got to get it. None of us got to touch the instruments. Her instrument privileges were revoked? Yeah, and we were about to play and then she got mad and took them all away. I can't imagine a tack went in her butt, like that hurt. I can't feel good. That's like a spike. That's so mean though.
And I don't know why I didn't say anything. I watched him put it there. I was like... Do you remember, like, yesterday? That's you basically putting it there. You lost your own privileges. Whoa, whoa. No, just because you watched someone doesn't mean you're an accomplice. Yeah, that would be a school snitch. He just put a tack in your chair. Yeah, I ain't trying to be a snitch. No, but you could move it. You could be like, we're going to lose our privileges.
I'm not gonna get used to cowbell. I've worked hard for these privileges. Cash was talking to me the other night. He was, he was like trying to flex on me or something as if I wasn't already married to him and he had to prove himself to me. First of all, you started that convo. Wait, what? Kate started the convo by saying, no one ever liked me growing up.
I did not say that. Every person I ever had a crush on never liked Mimi. I did not say that. You were literally... She's being picky. Everyone likes Cash. That's what I was saying. Yeah. He started it, actually. He was like, yeah, I never experienced like...
Oh, hi, Rick. Okay, I was trolling you. That's crazy. I was trolling you. Ew! He was, but he was about to fall out of the butt. I know he was. He was about to say butt in the room. No, well, actually, it did one time. Really? One time, me and Mav had a love triangle going on. What? Ew. What? We did. We did? Yeah, you know who. No, I don't. I think I can just name drop. I'll just name drop. That just messed up. It's not really, nothing bad like ever happened between all of us. We're all still good friends. So, Chloe. Chloe?
Your cousin? No, not my cousin, Kinsey. We're not all raised like you, okay? What the? Quietly, actually. Yeah, don't tell our cousin's story. No, I'm kidding. No, Chloe? I'm kidding.
Yes, even Alex remembers. There was a love triangle. Yeah, huh? Oh, sure. No, me, Mav, and Chloe, we would all go back and forth on who liked each other, and it was always all over the place. You don't remember that? I remember you both liked me. What? We were like 8, 9, 10, 11, and then we grew up together for like four years, and then I don't think you ever liked her.
Okay. Did you? Yeah. Really? You did too, didn't you? No. Yes, you did. No, but I don't remember either of us liking her. You liked her? What are you talking about? No, I remember us being like, you didn't like her? Yeah. Yeah? I saw you hold her hand. And don't laugh. In the woods. By our house. He knows it too. Look at him. No, we were not holding hands. Yes, you did. You held her hand. What are you talking about? Promise.
Promise I'm not gonna phone right now. I promise I did not hold Chloe's hand. That's crazy. I could call her right now and she'd say yes. I remember the spot you held her hand. That's crazy. And then I looked over and you two let go and you guys were like, you don't remember that? Cash was traumatized apparently. Dude, that must have crushed you. Yeah, it did, Mav. Okay.
And the fact that you don't even remember it is insane. I don't. Yeah, he held her hand and I liked the girl. I don't remember, but... Yeah, no respect for his brother. We did meet when we were really young, so... Wait, so how old were they? They went... We were like... At the time, they were probably like nine. Maybe younger. They were probably like nine, ten, and I was probably like eight. And I looked over and they were holding hands. And then they like... When I looked over, they like let go really quickly. We were all walking in the woods. It was our first year being homeschooled, so we might have even been like seven or eight. No, we were not seven and eight. We might have been eight. It was like ten. Oh.
But yeah. How old are you in third grade? Nine. Nine, yeah. Okay. Well, that was the year I got pulled out, so I'd have been nine then. Well, I wasn't pulled out when you were in third grade, so you would have been ten.
What? Yes, you were. You were already hanging out with the group. No one cares what year you guys are pulled out. You know what? Fine. We won't argue. You know what? I don't care. All you got to know is there's a love triangle. Maverick did not respect his brother. What? And neither one of us ended up getting the girl. First off, if there ever was a love triangle between us. There was. It was so obvious. Even Alex knew. Alex even just said yes. You know, oh my goodness. This is all fake. I know it's fake because you just said earlier today. Yes, I did. But no, that's actually false. Earlier today he goes, no. That's false. You're definitely making this up. No, that's false. Yeah, because earlier today. I'll call her right now. I'll call her.
call her right now we need to we need a love triangle on the podcast that's exactly what he said that's what i did say and that's why i thought of the story i said we need a love triangle on the podcast but we're all married and harper's only one person so earlier today you he was like we really i wish we had a love trial yeah and that's what i thought of that story and i wasn't going to tell you dude if we get two extra i will call her right now and she's married this is about to be real awkward don't call her i'm calling her hey you know who we do need to call
What? Your mom. Remember that video you did where you called Kate's, or Kate called like your friends and she acted like. Dude, no one knows what you're saying, man. She acted like you cheated on her? No. What? I called his friends and I was like, we were just. Is it Chloe CL or CH? CH. I still have her contact.
Don't call her, that's weird. Look, here we are. I'd text her first, that's weird. Here we are, look. Look at this. It didn't mean to. It's natural gas. Is playing the guitar easy or is it kind of hard? Playing chords are pretty easy. I mean, bar chords are hard. Playing riffs can be difficult, depending on the riff. Well, is it easier than the piano? Because piano's pretty hard for me. Yeah.
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What? Last night we were talking about how every girl liked him back and he was like, oh, walking into church camp, you
you oh me and mav were the kings of church camp and i said yeah not jesus we had long hair too long flowy hair and cash was so proud of himself because he was in the church band and he sat on a little box and it was a square box but he called it a drum because he got to hit it with his hand okay and he was like i have to go be wait you were proud of your box no i was not proud of my box it's called a cajon by the way and there was a drummer in our band to be proud
Chloe's older brother was the drummer and since he was older than me he got to be the drummer that played the actual drum set so you and I got stuck on a cajon which is a box that you tap under you which by the way you use by a campfire not in an actual band when there's already a drummer so pretty much no one can hear anything I'm doing
I had, it's like having a microphone that's not plugged in. That's what I had. No, but he was like, he used to say, he still had to show up to practice. He hated it. I remember telling, I remember telling our parents one time, I was like,
This is pretty useless. I'm not really doing anything. They're like, yeah, you are. Get up there. I was like, okay. No, Cash thought it was such a flex, though, when he got to tell girls, oh, yeah, I'm not going to be at this afternoon's activity. I got band practice. Here's the love triangle. Maverick's not in this photo. Yes, he is. Wait, no, that's not Maverick. Oh, the drama. Here's me and Chloe. You're posting everything? I mean, that's just crazy. Oh, my God. Let me see. His hair. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
That was when we were at pioneer camp for a week. Yeah, we went to pioneer camp. We had to build...
Yeah, we were living outside, building shelters and all, you know. Yeah, that does not look good. Slipping away to band practice. That's crazy. Pioneer camp. That was crazy. Hey, I'm going to call her. Is that weird? You think her husband will be like, what the frick? Yeah, that's kind of weird. I'd text her. Maybe we call it next podcast. Yeah. No. I know you need to settle this. I'm calling. I would have called. No, let's call the other people. We're about to call the other people. Wait, is she your friend? Yeah. Oh, she was like our childhood friend. A friend we haven't talked to in like 10 years. Yeah, but we grew apart after childhood. We grew apart. Wow.
After Cash was crushed. She came to our wedding. She didn't come to my wedding. Did you invite her? Yeah. Guess she liked me more. I won the triangle. Let's do these other problems. He won the triangle, bro. It's already over. Wait, should I cold call her? I wouldn't cold call her. Wait, why? Why is everybody saying no? It's just kind of weird. You're right, Harper. I'm calling her. Oh, he's calling her. Here we go.
Oh, Chloe. I'm sorry. Hello? Hey, what's up? Tell her she's on the podcast. Hey, how are you doing? Oh, it's Cash. I know, I recognize your voice. Oh, man. Dude, everyone always recognizes my voice. Hey, we're on the podcast, so you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, and we can cut it out if you want. But me and Mav are in a big argument right now from when we had our eight-year-old childhood.
Do you remember holding Maverick's hands by the woods? Yes. I told you. What? Maverick's trying to hold my hand. Did Cash hold your hand? He said, did I ever try to hold your hand? No. See? Wow. I must have really crushed you. He said, I never held her hand. I was like, yes, you did. I saw it. All right. Well, thank you. That's crazy. Wow. You're welcome. I don't care. You can have this. All right. Bye-bye.
Yeah, you want a couple of times you manipulated her and really wanted to love triangle So you texted her to make a lunch? That's crazy. Our last text was in 2019 when she sent me that that's sure of us Yeah, you didn't text back. Oh, I didn't taste back. I'm gonna say how funny picture Your contacts save she don't still have the picture. I'm gonna say haha funny pic funny pic y'all look homeless in that pic. Oh
Yeah, y'all look like cavemen. Y'all look like straight out of a cave. Y'all look like you're from Croods. Y'all look like...
We do. We look like we are straight out of Christmas. You're a boy and she's a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Oh my gosh. You literally look like little heathens. Welcome to the woods. They bite. That's why we bear stick characters. They definitely bite. No, it's like cute, but also like kind of scary that you guys were just living under a stick hut for like a week. Wait, y'all were? They were like, get to the pack, family pack. Yeah.
You know what's funny? I saw Croods and I was like, you know, Croods actually seems like a funny movie. I've never seen it. And I was like, Caveman? That sounds great. That thing was kind of lame. I turned it off pretty quick. What the? We were watching... I love the Croods. You know, Cash and I have been watching Cobra Kai. Cobra Kai never dies. That's all y'all talk about. In every episode.
Every night I walk in that room and Kate turns off the lights and gets ready for bed and I walk in the room and I go, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai. And then I jump in bed. I've watched that with volume 100. Like we hear it in our bedroom. No way, really? Yes, it's that loud. Have you ever seen Cobra Kai, Harper? No. It doesn't keep us up. I actually acted in the movie. There was a knockoff of Cobra Kai. It was a Jesus movie. There was a knockoff of Cobra Kai. There's a Cobra Kai Jesus movie? Yes. I don't think you got your facts straight. Well, have you seen Cobra Kai? Jesus Karate? Meb, have you seen Jesus Karate?
Hey, Seuss. Hey, hit. Have you seen Cobra Kai? Yeah, I watched the first season and I thought this is corny. It's pretty cheesy. It's a little cheesy, but it's a good show. It's literally Cash. Cash acts like that man because the guy is like... The old guy that can't work the Wi-Fi. Yes. That's literally Cash in every episode. He's laughing at inappropriate things, making inappropriate jokes. I'm just like, that's you. The other day, we're on the laptop. Cash literally says...
Hey, can you get to the email? Do you know how to do that? Okay, no, I didn't say it like that. Yeah. I was like, it's a computer. There is one thing I don't really do, and that's use a computer. I don't use it. I use my phone for everything, and then I need someone to use the computer. I ask, Mav, Alex, or Kate, or Kinsey? He sits there and watches like an old man, like, okay. Okay, I understand. Okay, did you find it? Okay. What does it say? Can you open it? Okay.
It's downloading, Cash. Well, what do you mean it's downloading? Just open it. The thing that got me was in one of the episodes, the guy goes to a pawn shop and he buys a computer and it's like a used computer and he gets the charger for the computer and the guy's like, well, did you plug that? He's like, the computer doesn't work. And he's like, well, did you plug it in? And he's like, you said it was wireless. And Cash is like...
I was like, that's Cash. But it's funny because the two rivals in the show remind me of like, Mav, you're the other guy and Cash, you're him. I'm LaRusso? Yeah. Aw. Literally. LaRusso's kind of like a nerd.
Well, he kind of like kicks your butt like all the time. He is pretty good at karate. Yeah. He is the karate kid. I'm just excited for the summer to go. To go away? No, no, no, no, no, no. To go on tour with y'all. I'm so excited for tour. It's going to be fun. Hopefully tickets will go on sale semi soon. We are planning a tour, but unfortunately they're not on sale quite yet, but stay tuned. And it's not really booked either. Yes. Why do you keep saying that? It's literally getting booked. I'm so tired of people telling me that.
No, it is getting booked. But you know what's funny is we were gone this last week and Harper had been in Costa Rica and we went to LA and Harper was like, oh, I want to go to LA with you guys like next time without my mom because she's only 15. So her mom still goes with her, but she thinks we party when we're on LA, but we don't. No, I know they all go party, but I just rather be with my friends. Yeah. Do you think I'm a friend? I consider you a friend. Really? Yeah. Not like a younger friend?
You are, in fact, a younger friend. You are a younger friend. By definition, that is what you are. I know, but, like, what do you, like... Think about it this way. Okay. Pape and Chase hang out with us. I know, but... And they're 30 years old. Okay. Yeah. They're, like, 10 years older than us. Okay, yes, but, like... And you're, like, only, like, four years younger than Kate. Hey, the age gap between me and you is way less than the age gap between me and Pape. Yeah. No, the age gap between Kenzie... Or, uh, Kate and...
harper is only four years the age gap between me and pape is 10 9 and cash was 16 hanging out with pape best friends yeah yeah well the thing is like do you do you actually see me as a friend yeah no no yes i do i literally text you i i don't text i actually i don't text very many people at all really i don't actually really bad texting your pen your pen number one on my snap really
That's so sweet. I don't snap, but like I text and I, well, I don't really text either. I'm sorry. I'm really, I don't look at my messages. You don't text. No, Harper doesn't text. I think out of every time I've ever texted something to Harper, I've waited about two days and then I, and then I text her mom and I'm like, Hey, can you have Harper check her phone? She responds to me instantly every time. Really? Yeah. What's up with that? It's because I don't have,
I don't have your contact save and I see Maverick's. I know you have my contact save because that was on your favorites. Okay, okay. The thing is, I don't have a photo for you, but every time I see Maverick's orange photo of him like looking into the light. His AI photo? Yes.
I gotta show y'all Mav's contact photo. It goes to everyone's phone when you text him like, oh, I changed mine. Does somebody have it? I have it. Call me, call me. It pops up. I changed mine. I couldn't keep looking at it. I was like, that's goofy. So I changed it. Mav literally has an AI photo of him. Mav loves his AI photos.
oh heck no look at that yes yes that one with the orange background yeah yeah so kind of lit picture of me for a while do you still have that well i had to change it dude that's a good one so that's my current one for mad oh i just almost flashed his phone man he tried to hold my hand a couple of times that actually that actually plural i am gonna ask you if you mad look
Here's my chat with her. Haven't texted since 2019. That's crazy because I cannot – I do not remember that. That's crazy. I never felt – It's burnt in my mind. Anyways, well – It really scarred you, I guess. Anyways, what was that? It must have meant absolutely nothing to me. What was the game you guys were talking about? I want to play the game where Kate – We did it before. The TikTok. We were watching it earlier where Kate calls people. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I know what you're talking about. Essentially, the game is you call –
Somebody's friend to see if they'll cover for them. So Kate would call say Alex, but he's right here She would call him and be like hey cash said he was with you last night. Is that true? Implying implying that I'm hiding something for Kate or like sneaking around and like trying to lie to Kate Yeah, and then you see if the person covers for you doing yeah. What was that? You can't do it Kate low-key might have her push-up down actually she did it last time. I think that was a bug She's been hitting the gym. Let's see it Wow
All the way down. Nose. One more. One more. Nose touch the ground. She did too! Wow. Good job, Kate. All right, so who wants to call whose friend first? I'll call Kinsey's friend first, but I don't know if she's going to answer, and it might be a little bit weird because I don't know her reaction. All right, you call, and then we'll... Wait, who are you going to call? My sister? No. What friend? Gabriella.
I don't think, Gabriella is such a morally upright woman. She's not covering. She's going to be like, oh no. She's not. She's not lying. Kinsey's probably been kidnapped. Yeah, she's been
I don't know who Gabriella is, but that is such a drama name. Gabriella. Gabriella is not drama. She's actually so calm. I would call one of her other friends. Do I think that because of High School Musical? Yes. Gabriella. Gabriella from High School Musical. Okay. Right now I can hardly breathe. Her number is 7, 3, 8, 9, 4, 1.
8041. I just leaked the number online. That better be fake. You call that number. It's like, thank you for calling Costco. Call Gabriela now and ask for Kinsey. If you're going to use that number. No, it's not a real number. You're just going to make someone mad. Okay, here we go. What do I say? Wait, before I call, what should I say? Say, hey, it's Mav. I just wanted to ask something. Kinsey said she was with you last night. Is that true?
That's it. Or you could say that Kinsey said that she's going to dinner with you tonight. No, I'm going to say last night. I don't know. What? Dinner? Say last night. You just got to lie. It's literally not that hard. You can say anything. I'm good at lying. Why am I getting nervous? Because it's Gabriella. She's going to say now. She may not answer. Gabriella. Yeah, she might not answer because she doesn't have a number.
A lot of times people don't answer when it's a random number. Especially Oklahoma. Told you. You got to text her and say, it's Mav. Call me. Also, I'm kind of sad that Chloe picked up my call after not talking to her in years, didn't have my contact saved, and I said, hey. And she goes, oh, I know it's you.
just by me saying hey her voice didn't sound the same no yours i was like it's cash by the way she's like yeah i noticed your voice yeah yeah we know no you know what's crazy is there's a lot of videos that i hear of me and cash like sometimes we do voiceovers for like the channel and i can't tell sometimes who did the voiceover sometimes i'm like why did i i don't remember saying that i think y'all sound completely different while we're waiting did you text her
While we're waiting, let's do Kate or Cash. Oh, you want to call one of my friends? Yeah. All right, I'll call Jordi. Okay, but what if she calls me back while you're doing it? Yes. Do we just have two going at once? All right, I'm going to call Kate's friend. If she calls, say one second and call her. Where's Jordi at right now? Jordi is in L.A., I believe. Who's Jordi? So you've got to tell her that we're out there right now? I'm going to tell them, yeah, we're in L.A. I feel like Jordi's going to freak out. Just in case she does call, she's pretty gullible. She's going to be scared, so make sure you tell her it's a joke. Don't just hang up.
All right, here we go. I'm just going to hang up. Jordy is... Oh my goodness. This is such a bad idea. Wait. You know Jordy. Pause. I hung up. I freaked out. She's calling you back. Okay, good. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Hey. What's going on? Nothing. Just cleaning up from dinner. Okay. What's up? Well, I was talking to Kinsey earlier and I just wanted to know if this was true. Was Kinsey with you last night? Last night? Yes. She's saying she was with you.
No, I just want to verify. Okay, thanks. That's all I needed. No. Okay. I'll talk to you later. Dude, she thinks...
You take care of it. Now you've got to call and be like, you've got to, no, Kinsey, you've got to call and be like, why didn't you cover for me? No, I can't. I can't do it. She'll start crying. Oh my gosh. She's too wholesome. She is. She's too sweet. She just sent out her wedding invites. They were probably the prettiest wedding invitations I've ever seen. All right, next up we have, wait, she's got a letter. Oh, you're texting her? Yeah. Okay.
Next we have is Jody. Jody. Jody. I am Jody. You know Jody. I am Jody. I am Jody official. On TikTok. Duh. Pop up a picture of Jody. Here. You've seen her. Hey. What you doing? I'm standing in my Airbnb. Oh. All right. Well, I just had a question. We're in L.A. right now, and Kate's headed back this way. But last night, she turned off her location, and she told me she went to your place. But I didn't know you were in L.A.,
Was she with you last night? Wait, pause. She said that she was with me? Yeah, that's what she said, but she turned off her location. No, she's not with me. I'm definitely being pranked. She would not turn off her location and not, no. You're lying. All right, well, that, no, I'm not, but that's all I needed, but thank you. That's all you need. That's all you need.
We are good people. She's gonna call me. She's literally gonna... No, they know we're people that would prank them. That's the problem. Y'all have fake friends. Or, okay, not fake friends. Y'all have good friends. No, unfortunately, they all just know we do pranks. They're just like, that's a prank. Yo, wait. We've just done the girls. Wait, wait. She's calling back. She's calling back. Wait, can we flip it? She's calling back. The dudes will protect us. Hey. Hello? Yeah, hello? Kate, get out! Kate, get out! Well, where's she at?
Okay, no, is she actually not with you? What do you mean? I talked to her, like, literally, like, 15 minutes ago, and she said she was with you. Cashmaker, I will call your mother. Where is Kate? I don't know. She told me she was with you. You're literally lying. I gotta call her real quick. I'll call you right back. You should add Kate to the call. Should I? Yeah. I'm gonna go to the other room. Yeah, I'm gonna add her. No, no, no, just stay here. Just mute your end. Oh, you mean, like, sit over here? Just mute your end.
Kate, act like I caught you lacking. Go to the other room. Oh, gosh. This is a good one. This is evil. I know. Jordi has 10 million followers. Hey, hold on one second. Hey, Kate. I need to put on mute. Hello? Yeah, Kate? Yeah? Okay, yeah, here's Jordi, Kate. The girls' day that we apparently had that I wasn't privy to. Jordi, be so serious. Listen, are y'all filming for the podcast?
No, we're not. I told you, we're in LA. Are you guys actually, I can't tell if I'm being pranked. Are you actually being serious? Yeah, we came out to LA a couple days ago, and you didn't tell me. Jordi, I was literally just with you. What are you talking about? Don't, I'm not schizophrenic. What do you mean? Stop pranking me.
Jordy, I literally, Cash was all geeked out because my phone like disconnected or something and my location got turned off. And I finally got it fixed and he was all tripped out because I told him I was with you and he swears I wasn't. So, he started calling you. Secrets are for people that have something to hide, Kate. Why are you, what's happening? What do you mean? I literally, Jordy, I was- Kate, Kate, Kate, seriously stop. I called her before this and she said she wasn't with you. No, Kate, no you weren't. No, I-
No, you were not, Kate. Talk about it when I get there. Jordy, if you want to maybe tell the truth soon, you can let him know that I was with you. I don't know why you're interacting with me. Kate, you're the only one... Kate, you're the only one that would lie. Why would Jordy freaking lie to me if she was with you? Dude, I don't know. I don't know. Guys, I was sitting on my couch eating Cheetos alone in my humble abode. Kate? Jordy, I believe you. You're not the one that's a freaking liar. Kate, why are you a freaking liar? I believe...
Okay, don't call me a freaking liar, because I'm not. What's so good? What? Are you just... Are you invisible sitting in my house? Jordi, I was there. I literally... I don't know why you guys are acting like I wasn't. I was there. There. Because there you are not. Listen, guys, this sounds like a personal problem that you guys need to work out amongst yourselves. It is. I'm sorry, Jordi. Thank you. Bye, guys. Bye. Now you gotta call her back. You gotta call her back. Oh my gosh.
Oh, no. All right, you call her. Wait, Gabriela texted me. She said, I was so worried that you were hurt when he called me. I'm sorry. Jordi's way better than I am. A personal problem that you got to work out yourself. I'll be like, stay on the phone the whole time. I got to hear how this ends. I'm calling her back. I would not tell someone to hang up. I gotta know. I'm going to ask her what she didn't cover for me. No, just tell her we're joking. But then you can ask her that. Am I getting dragged into this? I'm not telling you.
No, we wanted to see if you would cover for me. Well, okay. Here's my thing. Unlike a girl's code, if you needed me to cover for you, quite possibly. However, I thought you were like missing. So I was, I was trying to be helpful. No way she would turn her location off. So,
I was being there for you because I was worried. Oh, well, you're so sweet. I appreciate you being worried. We were in LA like a couple days ago, but we were filming the whole time. So we had like no free time. I'm not even joking. We were like literally filming the whole time. But if we come back out there soon, I'll let you know because aren't you out there for a while? We got to wrap this up. Yeah, this is an all-time guy. We're mid-filming. And goodbye. Okay, well, I will. Okay, I'll call you back. Bye.
Kate was literally about to go into small talk. She's like, yeah, so what are you up to recently? Oh my God. All right, guys. Yeah, we should just be done. I mean, like...
I believe the boys, if you call one of our friends, they're covering so fast. That's how you know girls are better human beings. No, the girls just literally thought y'all were kidnapped. Jordi literally said if I knew it was a girl code thing, I would have covered. So I wouldn't put that on blast. Yeah. But wait, who's a guy they can call? It's one of our friends. Pape, Chase. Yeah, but they're both out of state right now. So it wouldn't be reasonable.
Should you do Gabe or Parker? You can call Ricky. He'll cover for me. Oh. Yes. No, I don't even need to call Ricky. He's going to lie. No, we got to do Ricky. Can I call Ricky? Yes, Kate, call Ricky. For Cash? Yeah, call Ricky. Or for who? Kenzie, you call Ricky. Well, Cash, you don't really have very many people I can call. Wait, wait. Do one of you have Ricky's contact already in your phone? I do have Ricky's contact. Okay, then Kenzie, you do it. Ricky's a nice guy. He gets us coffee when he comes in town. Yeah. Kenzie, you got to be pissed. I am.
Gotta be mad. I don't like lying. Oops, I'm calling Kate. No, to say Mavericks went to Georgia. Oh, do I have... Maybe I don't have Ricky's number. Yeah.
I might have not saved it. Oops. Okay. Okay. And then, Kate, you call it. I'm going to say that Ricky is in – or Cash said you were in Dallas. And he was with you last night. Yeah. Okay. Last night seems so, like, a prank. Maybe say, like, two nights ago. Two nights ago. Hey, how was your trip to Dallas? And see what he says after that. And be like, oh, really? You weren't in Dallas? Cash said he was with you last night. No, because then it's too late for him to lie. Yeah. And he's like, frick. Okay.
Okay, I'll call him. Say like two nights ago or last weekend. Yeah. While you were out of town. Say it like it's a real call. This is random. Hello? Hello? Hey, I just had a quick question real quick. Yeah. So I've been out of town a couple of days and I just got back. But Cash was telling me that you came into Dallas for a couple of days while I was gone and you were hanging out with him. Is that true? You know what's crazy? What? What?
It wasn't a couple days. It was like four or five days. What? Yeah, it was like four or five days. Okay, but why would you not tell me that? I don't understand. I mean, does he have to tell you everything? I mean, we're married, and if someone's coming to hang out and stuff... I mean, I was out of town, and I told him who I was hanging out with, what I was doing, so I thought... Yeah, but he's the man, Kate. You know what I mean? He's the boss. That's a crazy statement. Okay, but... Okay, all right. Thanks.
Bye. Bye.
Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Ricky's a dog for that. Oh my gosh. Ricky's that kind of friend. Dude, I mean, I'm not going to lie. If it was a real situation, I would have believed that. Yeah.
That was crazy. I mean, he was just right off the dump. Yeah. He goes, yeah, you know, it's crazy. It was more like five, four or five days. Oh yeah, totally, man. I mean, yeah, he was like, like actually having a conversation. He's like, you know, it's crazy. It's actually more. We went to the casino. We went to a water park. That's crazy. Oh my gosh. That was, that was wild. The follow up text to Cash. That's insane. Yeah, he said, you good? Kate's going to hate me. That's wild. Oh my gosh. Dude, I,
I knew Ricky would cover. Yeah, honestly. Okay, whose turn is it? Cash called one of my friends. I called one of Cash's. Mav called one of Kinsey's. Kinsey's, it's time for you to call Mav. I'm nervous. I'm not a good liar. Here's the thing. She could call Devin, but I don't know if Devin will cover. I don't think he will. I don't think Devin will. So far, only Ricky's covered. Ricky's like my one friend that I'm like, he will cover. Oh, yeah. If you ever need some lies, you call Ricky.
He was so quick with it. He'll ask no questions, too. He'll just be like, I got you, bro. He was so quick with it. I'm trying to think of... Wait, we need to do Harper's Friends. My friends? Oh, my gosh. I'm scared. Yeah, after this, we gotta do one of your friends. Okay, okay. So, Kinsey, you do Mads, and then let's do... You could call Parker. He might recover for me. I'm not talking to Parker. Parker might cover for me. You're not talking to Parker. No, call Parker. Yeah, call Parker.
Do you have his number? No, I don't. Parker, Kale, or Devin? Dude, Parker. Parker's funny. Parker's going to cover for sure. Yeah, honestly, you got to be Parker. Do I have Devin's number? Wow, I don't have any of your friends' numbers. If you were lost, I'd be so screwed. I'd be like, well, he's gone. I don't think Parker's answering a random phone call either. Yeah, he might. He probably won't, and then if you text him and you say, hey, it's Kenzie, call me, then he'll probably call you back. Ricky just texted me and said, was that for a video?
He's starting to think. He's like, wait a minute. He's like, I'm good. Should I text back and mess with him for a while? Sure. Honestly, yeah. I'm just going to reply. I'm going to say. Just, yeah. What? I'm just going to reply back. Block his number. Then he'll be like, oh, frick. I'm just going to reply back, oh, no. Oh.
I'd block his number for a day. We both just block it for a while. Hey, you guys got Parker's number here? Oh, yeah, I got it. What am I saying, though? Just be like, hey, Maverick was saying that y'all were... Same thing Kate did. Say we're in L.A. and ask if Mav was with you last night. No, like two nights ago. Yeah, just say Mav was there. Man, I feel like Parker has seen these TikToks before. I feel like he's going to come to me. Parker was in on TikTok. Try it. Just try it, though. Oh, he was.
Wait, was he in ours? I think he was. Just try it. No, he wasn't. Should I call Devin? You can call Devin. I don't know what Devin will do. I have no idea. I don't think Devin's covering. Do Devin because Parker off rip is going to be like, oh, yeah. All right, guys. Yeah. He's going to know immediately. When was the last time you talked to Parker? Airbnb. Oh, yeah. That was. Okay. Well, I want to talk to Parker. I miss his raspy voice. What the? Raspy voice. What the? All right. He has a girlfriend.
All right, I'm saying it to Kenzie now. Wait, he's going to go to Kids Choice Awards, right? Probably. He went last year, didn't he? Yeah. All right, call him Kenzie. Yeah, we'll say him if we go. Okay, am I saying, like, I don't know where you are right now? No, no, no. You asked Mav. He said, you got to say, I asked Mav. I'd be like, was Mav with you last night? Because, like, whatever, his location, whatever. And he's saying he was with you, but I don't know. I just don't believe him. Yeah. Just say, hey, Friday night, Maverick went out to Red. Was he with you? He said he was with you.
And then you gotta say, but I think he's lying. Yeah. That gives them like, oh. No, don't even say, but I think he's lying. Just be like, no, that makes sense. Just like, I need to know the truth or like, I just need you to verify. Should we do this test on our grandma? Yes. She's telling the truth. I don't think they'll understand. They'll be like, is he alive?
Are you ready? Even sound like I'm shaky, like a little worried. Yeah, you gotta really get into it, Kenzie. You're scared. Devin, like, Maverick, was Maverick with you last night? He's lying to you. Like, almost sound like shaky. Alright, let's go. These are like my favorite podcasts. Oh, yeah, calm again. Oh my gosh, I just... Calm again, calm again, calm back. Ew, I spit twice. What if he's busy? It's 8 o'clock at night. No, calm again, calm again, calm again.
It rang for a second, didn't it? Okay, then do... Text him. Say, hey, it's Kinsey. Can you call me back ASAP? ASAP. I was like, why is it so quiet? ASAP. All right, well, in the meantime, then, should we do one of your friends, Harper? Yes. He's probably going to call back in like two seconds. You think? Then we'll do Harper's friend. Okay, but who's going to do my friend? Because y'all wouldn't be worried about where I am. That's true. Your mom's going to have to do it. She's going to have to take one for the team. Mommy. Bronwyn?
Miss Zilmer, let's go. Miss Zilmer, is this your first time on the pod? Oh, it's St. Patrick's Day. I got got so hard. I should have wore green. Let me think.
Try calling Brooke first. She's at cheer, but she might answer. Oh, your friends are going to give you out so fast. I'm scared. Brooke is too honest. Be like, hey, Harper was saying last night when she was out with her friends, you were driving her around. I feel like this has happened before. This seems like a real scenario. Then just be like, I'm going to find out the truth. No, no. Be like Brooke or say, hey, it's Miss Zilmer. Okay.
I think she knows how to make Brooke crack. Be like, I was told last night. Don't. No, no. Because my mom will sometimes be like, I was told last night that. No.
I was told the drama. I'm just going to say that, I mean, because you were just on vacation with Brooke for a week. Yeah, I'll be like, hey, Harper was saying. But I'll just say. That last night. You can say on vacation or something. No, no, say, hey, Harper was saying last night you drove her to Chipotle. Is that true? Or you could just say, Harper had snuck out last night and she told me she was with you. Is that true?
Yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah, just say, what were you and Harper doing last night? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. My friend's parents hit me with that one time, and I was terrified. I think I'm just going to say, like, you physically can't sneak out of my house. Hey, Harper left at, like, 10 last night, and I told her, and she told me she was with you. Yeah. Yeah, you got to be like, she told me she was with you. Then hold the speaker right here. Oh, I love these. We need her to answer. We can try other friends.
what time is cheer over your call has been wait let me i i definitely have other friends don't worry yeah we believe you harper yeah well she's a cheer too do you have any friends that aren't in cheer no um i don't have eddie's number i don't think this is intense this is crazy i still haven't told ricky it was a joke ricky's still just wondering yeah me too all i replied was oh no
Dude, I'd be sweating. Oh, do Reese. You mean Reese? Yeah, that's, okay, yeah. Be like, then be serious. This is not going to be good for Reese. She's going to lie to her mom. Yeah, Reese is done either way. Everybody quiet, everybody quiet. Reese is cooked. Don't laugh. She's so cooked. If y'all don't know, Reese is Harper's sister. Come on, Reese. She's working. Dude! Oh my gosh. She'll call me back. Yeah, we believe you. She's pregnant with a cousin.
Oh, yeah. She'll call her back. But that's, dude, Reese. Okay, what do you think she's going to say? Go to Flurry's Bistro. See Reese. Flurry's Bistro? I've never heard of that. That sounds disturbing. I feel like Reese, I mean, there's only two things she can do. But I feel like she'll rat you out. She's either going to lie to her mom or she's going to. I'm writing cash out, so. I don't know. Sometimes Harper threatens her and is like, I'll never tell you anything if you tell mom anything.
Just call her again. She'll call back. Do you have any friends? Do you have any other friends, Harper? Let me see if I have any other friends. Did Devin ever answer? No. Do you want me to call Addie? Oh, you know what? It's Monday, and they do that dancing thing on Monday. Yeah, try Brooke again. She's probably dancing. You know who you could call, Kinsey, is Michael Babino. Oh. I don't know these people. You know Michael. Oh.
I don't know Michael Badino. Michael Bambino. Or you could call my brother Michael. That'd be good. Wait, what if you did dad? Would he cover for me? Michael, my brother? I don't think so. Well, yeah, Kenzie's got to call Michael. Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Here we go. No, no, no. You might be calling my brother Michael. Yes. No, Mike, your brother. I'm sending you a different one. Yeah, not that Michael. A different Michael. He's going to be like, who the heck is Kenzie? He's like, we've only hung out a few times. Kenzie? Kenzie?
Kinsey Baker? No, this is going to be a good one because if Kate called Michael, it'd be like, oh, what is a joke? But Kinsey calling Michael is actually going to be good. Yeah. With a period. Okay, what am I saying? That y'all went to the casino a couple nights ago? Just say last night. Like, same thing. Last night, Mav was, he's telling me he was with you, that he went with you to the casino or golfing or whatever. Can I say you and Cash? Honestly, just him. Just say Mav. Oh, this is going to be good. Will Kate's brother lie? Sheesh.
Yeah. I don't know if he's going to answer either. He probably will. He might. He might think it's a work call. No, Michael's the type of guy that sees a random number and he's like, not answering that. Oh my gosh. All right, text him and tell him it's Kenzie. See if he'll respond. I know, every time somebody calls, I'm like, come on. Gosh, they think it's spam. We got one. Do you have another friend, Harper? Okay, try to call Addie. Ready?
Alright, I'll give you her number. It's this. Wait, why are you laughing, Mav? Is the profile picture crazy? Yeah, I'm imagining a wild profile picture right now. She's calling her. I'm on the edge of my seat again. Oh, my brother's calling back. Alright, then yeah, maybe hang up that and we'll call her right back. This is my brother. Hello? Hello?
Hey, this is Kenzie Baker. Yeah, I just saw the text. Y'all, I was talking with Mav, and we were just – I know this is really awkward. I'm sorry. No, you're good. I was talking with Mav, and he was saying that y'all went to the casino last night. It's just like some personal problems that we're having, but I just wanted to confirm with you, did y'all actually go to the casino last night? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, we were there until like, yeah, yeah, we were there. Y'all were there pretty late? I think, yeah, yeah, I think. I mean, I crashed, so yeah. Okay. Did he drive? I can't tell if you're like being a mess or not. Well, yeah, I am. Did he drive or did you drive? I work. You work? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I work, so yeah. Okay, well, thank you. That cleared things up for me. All right, bye.
What is I work? He was like, I don't know what to do. I'm going to try to confuse her. Wait, hold on. I work. I work. What does that even mean? Yeah, so why is he with you? I work. I need to call him
and ask him what he is on right now. Was he with you? I'm calling him. He was like, yeah. My sister called back in the middle of that. Dang it. Okay, yeah. I work. Let's call Reese. I work. Yes, because you're making it all sus because you texted her. I'm not making it sus. It's fine, Aura. Whatever happens, it's fine. Let's go. Okay. Be serious. I'm going to start saying that when I don't know what to say. I work. I work.
Hello. Hey, did you and Harper like go out and get Chipotle at like 1030 last night? No. Well, she's telling me that y'all did. Did y'all? No. Are you sure? The Chipotle last night? Yeah. No, we didn't get Chipotle last night. Are you sure? Who do you think she was with? I have no idea. Oh, well.
oh wait i'm really confused what am i gonna do with this kid i'm actually extremely confused is it on her cord information yes and and it shows on live 360 that she was at chipotle and then she told you that she went with me yes okay well that's a lie were you sleep were you sleepwalking sometimes that happens i don't
Thanks a lot you never you're so mean yes, and why would it be for me? I'm never covering for you again. I work some I work some Hey Reese do you work? Do you work? Cash? Do you work?
Do I work? It's an inside joke. Where was Maverick? I work. You're on the podcast right now. All right, bye, everyone. Bye, love you.
Dude, I'm sorry. I thought Ricky's was good. Michael's is crazy. Uh, I work. Brain stopped working. He literally froze. He was like, uh, uh. I'm calling him back. I work. I think. I'm calling him back. And then when he said the casino, he said, I'm gonna get off the phone. Did you drive? He goes, uh, I work. Hey. Yeah. What do you mean you work some? Michael, we lost it.
I work. Michael. Michael, seriously. What the heck was that? You said, I work. Oh, no. I work some. Podcast, stop swearing. Yeah.
Oh, right. I worked. No, Michael. We lost it because we were like, is he really confused right now? Yeah, I was seriously confused. I got scared for Maverick. Not for me? For Maverick? Double it down. That was really funny. We died. We were like, what does he mean? You were like, I worked some. Did you or Maverick drive to the casino? I work. I work.
I'm so confused. I can't just stop working. We want it on a t-shirt. Mom, where are you going? Okay, all right. Thank you. That was really funny. Thank you, Michael. Bye. I'll work. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode. Make sure to subscribe. And also, we might be going on tour, or we are going on tour very soon. So stay tuned. Watch the episodes and see when our tour drops. And don't forget to work some.