Telling My Girlfriend If We Hit 1M Followers I’ll propose!
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- One million followers on TikTok in four weeks. Maverick will propose. - Shake on it. - Shake on it.

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Guys, I had a ladybug in my eye like a year ago today. You had a ladybug in your eye? I'm not even joking. Wait, how do you know it was a year ago today? Because on my Snap, Kate was like, yeah, a year ago today on my Snapchat, I saw, like, I was crying because of football or softball. Something like that. Yeah, Kate was crying about her football days. It's May right now. Let me go May last year. Yeah. Guys, it was. How did you get a ladybug in your eye, though? Look.

Oh. Let me see. Oh, wait. Is that in your eye? Yeah. Oh. It's under your eye. Wait, wait, wait. Show me that. What are you? That's not real. It is real. That's not real. And I had to get the doctor. No, you did not. Wait, no, you did not. No. You did not have to go get it. That's not actually a ladybug in your eye. It is. It's like a bug or a ladybug. I don't know what

I don't know what it was. It sure looks like a bug in your eye. It was in my eye for a while and it hurt so bad, guys. Like, I don't, and it wasn't a stye because styes go on your eyelashes, right? I don't even know what a stye is. That's crazy. There's no way. No. That was crazy. Let me see if I have any more photos of it. It's insane, though. Oh, yeah, this is me having to put the towel on it because it hurts so bad. Oh. What in the world? From school. Oh, my gosh. How have you never talked about this on the podcast before? Do you have a ladybug under your eyeball? I don't know. I got it.

How did this happen? Did you like open your eyelid and wait for a bug to go inside it? No, it was in, um, let's see. Let's see. See. All right. Okay. Um, okay. So I can't find it. She's looking at photos of herself. She keeps clicking on photos of herself. Oh, found it. Found it. This is when it happened. Oh, let me see this thing. Oh, oh Lordy. Oh, wow. Lordy. That is, that is a big eye. Let me see this. Oh my God.

Yeah, it was in Florida for my cheer comp. What in the world? I was sort of dying, if you know what I mean. How have you never talked about this before? I don't know. Wait, how long ago did this happen? Like a year ago. Why do things like this happen to only Harper? Like only Harper would get a ladybug in her eye. I need to figure out how this is possible. Did you put the ladybug under your eye? No, I might be joking. I was...

I was in Florida walking to Voodoo Donuts. I remember this. And I couldn't get my Voodoo Donuts because of the ladybug in my eye because it hurt so bad. So I was going to the Hogwarts ride after those Voodoo Donuts, and it flew straight into my eye. And I was like, oh, my gosh, what is that? What is that? And then my mom was like, oh, honey, honey, get it out, get it out. And I didn't get it out. And I did this. Wait, why couldn't you just lift up your eyelid and just let it fly away? I flipped up my eyelid, but it was sucking onto it. It was trying to make a nest in there? It was like a parasite. It was like a parasite.

What's a parasite? Guess what? The ladybug wasn't alive when it came out. Yeah, you probably suffocated it to death with your eyelid. No, but like my eyelid was huge. That makes me want to throw up thinking about it. That's kind of crazy. Okay, but on a furuna, was it actually a ladybug? No. Oh, really? What was it? It was a like bug of some sort. Wait, but it was a bug? Yeah, it looks like a ladybug though, right? I think it was a ladybug. Wait, but it was actually a bug in your eye? Yeah.

I'm very confused how you can't just lift your eyelid up and get it out. What else would it be? No, because it hurts so bad because it was sucking onto my eyelid. Like, I'm not even joking. Oh my god. Like, you know when you get like a hair or an eyelash in your eye? That, but like ten times worse.

For like three days, four days. It was stuck in your eye for days? For days. What? No, this is calf. You did not leave it in there for days. And when I lifted it up one day, I got it with tweezers, but it hurt so bad. And then I only got like half of it, and it was really bad. You're stuck.

Let me see when I got half of it. Oh, I don't want to see I really don't want to I want to the viewers want to see how'd you do getting it out me um I it just came out over time No, it dropped to the ground. There's so many pictures of her fat eye. Oh my goodness. I can't take so many pictures. Oh

Let me see if I... Oh, God. Why was I like that? Why did I take photos of myself 24-7? That's what Kate did, too. All the time. Like, in between Kate when she was, like, 12 and, like, 16, she just took a photo of herself doing everything. Like, crying. Like...

Crying again. Dude, it's okay. And then crying again. I understand. You just need to document your life for the memories, you know? And I don't understand. I can successfully say I have never taken a picture of myself crying. Never one time in my life. Well, that's good. Maybe because you're a boy. No, Maverick took a picture of himself crying. When did I take a picture of myself crying? Remember I found out in your camera roll? What are you talking about? You remember that, right? Yeah. When? Oh.

Oh, you're gonna act like you don't remember, huh? Oh, you're just gonna make something up again. I'm not making it up. Kate's backing me. I do. I do know. But like a week later, it got out of my eye. I genuinely feel like you're lying, but I feel like Kate's telling the truth, so I don't know who to believe. What do you mean? We found it. You were like laying in bed crying. You took a picture of yourself. Yo, what's with your sunburn? What happened there? I don't think I did. You did. My sunburn?

Um, I went outside. You're- his sunburn's redder than my hair. Yeah, guys, I'm actually very, very allergic to the sun, turns out. Why do you have like a reverse shirt on? Like your arms are fine. What? It looks like you were wearing sleeves. It looks like you were wearing like a reverse shirt. I don't know how else to put it. What do you mean a reverse shirt? Like the sunburn is your shirt. You know how like you could wear a vest? Yeah. Like you weren't wearing the vest, but you were wearing everything else.

Oh, I see. Or a life vest, but you turned it upside down. Guys, I went outside for about maybe an hour and a half to two hours. The first, like...

Hour to half an hour. I was wearing my shirt. We were playing pickleball and then I was like it's hot out here I'm gonna take it off. So I took it off for like the last like 45 minutes to an hour And in 45 minutes to an hour, I got this burnt. Look at this. This is ridiculous I literally can't go outside anymore because I'm allergic to the Sun. Yeah, he has serious sun damage Can you even see it on camera? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, get out of my booty! I was just trying to see if we could see the line

You see it? Oh, yeah. Yep, we can see it. Yep, they can see it. Yep. It's bad. Can you see it now? Nope. Can you see it now? Nope. How about now? Stop it, please. That's weird. Look at this. It was watering. I was literally watering from bug juice. I don't like it. From bug juice. No, it was the bug juice coming out of my eye, I swear. Probably not, but it was just me too. I got something we should really talk about.

What would that be? I feel like there's an elephant in the room. Oh, yeah. Why is this girl, like, with a box on her head next to me? She's been here the whole time? That's crazy. Lanky box in real life. Lanky box, lanky box, lanky box. Well. Does the box talk? No. Can I come out of the box? Uh.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Don't come out of the box yet. You can't come out of the box yet. Don't come out. Guys, believe it or not, this is actually a crazy experience right now.

Whoa. Oh, hi. Yo, the box is looking creepy as heck, bro. Like, that's something that's gonna come murder you in the middle of the night. Oh, for sure. Those devilish eyes are looking strained to my soul. I don't like it. Yeah. Well, okay. Should we get rid of the box? The soulless eyes. Matt, if you won't make a move on the box. Make a move on the box? What the? No. Huh? No. The box doesn't want to move. Box don't talk. Box don't talk. Hey, y'all aren't continuing. Y'all aren't continuing to tell me. Oh, oh.

Oh my gosh. He just kissed the box. It was consensual. It didn't look like it. It did not look consensual. Ignore the scream. That didn't look... Guys, everybody's kissed on the podcast except for me. Next time I'm going to have my boyfriend on the podcast. You don't have a boyfriend. I do. Harper, you won't kiss the box. I mean, I would, but...

I would, it's just I just can't. It's a box. Yeah, I get that. Well, I guess we should let the box take off. Well, I don't know because the second the box is taken off, there's no going back to the box. Yeah, it's like once the box is off, once the cat's out the bag, cat's out the bag. And you won't ever see the box again. You can only open Pandora's box once. Yeah, and I don't know if we're ready to do that yet.

I think the box deserves to come off. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

It is... Mavericks. Not AI. Pediatrician! Actually Maverick... What? Okay. Okay. You can't say that. It's actually not that. It's a...

What the? Woohoo! Yay! I literally thought you were AI. Like, I didn't, because I was like, you have such perfect skin. Like, there's no way. Oh, thank you. I was like, there's no way. Like, I, yeah. I didn't know. I had no idea. She didn't believe you were real. It's Maverick's girlfriend! Hey! Ay-yo, ay-yo!

You want to fix her mic now that she doesn't have a box? What a newbie. She doesn't even know how to fix a mic yet. Oh, no, still not right. I like to kind of appear. All right, well, introduce yourself, McKenzie. It's just Kinsey, not McKenzie. Cash still has never learned her name. Okay, well, Kinsey, also known as McKenzie, like McDonald's, but McKenzie. It's not McKenzie. It's not Mick. It's just Kinsey. May I order a McKenzie?

It's not McKenzie. It's just Kinsey. Are you Mick Cash?

I can be. I can be McHarper. McFadden, McHarper, McDonald's, McCate. Wait, can you just put Mick in front of anything? Apparently you can. Mick Maverick. Mick Maverick flows. Mick Maverick? Mick Maverick. No, that doesn't flow on. No. Mick Maverick? No flow. That flows very well. Mick Maverick? Uh-uh. No, but Mick Mav does. Mickey Mouse. Mick Mav? Mick Mav. No, I'm not a Mick Mav. I don't know what a Mick Mav is. Okay.

Can you see? It's getting a little foggy in there. Yeah, I can't see a thing, man. Guys, I- I can't even see the cameras if I'm being honest. How many fingers am I holding up? Here, go. I already- Oh, what's happening? Okay, so that's over. I don't like this game. Okay, well then don't guess. I didn't.

Alright, so, why are you in a chair? Oh, gosh. Oh, I thought there was water in that. How come there's not water in that? Hey, can you give me your water cup? I don't have it. Girl, that's in the laundry. I know it's on the other side of your chair. If you pour the laundry on us, you might just get us sticky. You might just get us sticky. Wait, give me your water cup. I don't want to. I thought I was problem solving. Here we go. This will be great. Now, if anybody acts up,

Okay, shot. Oh, oh, oh. Not on the camera. Not on the camera. All right, that's it. I'm going to make all y'all play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets shot.

Mav and Kinsey, go ahead. Wait, is it like one person's getting shot? Yeah, it'll be a process of elimination. Okay, okay. Rock. And I'll do paper. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Hey, yo, hold on! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No, no. Okay, so Kinsey's safe. Mav and Harper play. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, Mav. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a microphone right here. Hey, losing three games in a row is crazy. Listen. You lost three in a row, dog. I understand if someone's getting a shot, it should probably be me. But, oh, I'm kidding. You understand you shouldn't do that. We have a microphone, then. Wait, you didn't even play. Give me the water gun. You and Matt have to play still. Oh, no, that's okay. I'm the guy with the water gun. No, give me the water gun. No, that's okay. Unfortunately, nobody will be getting the water gun. I'm not doing anything.

I'm just shooting a ladybug out of my eye. Yeah, that's okay. I'll hold the water gun. All right, Kinsey. Kinsey, tell us about yourself. What do you want to know? So when did you ever meet? About a year ago. Last, was it January, February? It was March 10th.

It was March 10th, apparently. You remember? Yeah. That's so sweet of you. There's no way you remember. Kinsey, now give us your honest thoughts on Maverick. When you first met him, what was your honest thoughts? What the heck, Harper? Because recently around here, a lot of people, I've heard this from multiple different people, multiple different sources. What? A lot of people said, wow, I can't believe somebody's actually interested in Maverick.

So please tell us what that's like being actually interested in a boyfriend. Do you know how much we had to pay for Kate to date you? Do you think this is cute? I got a big bank account now. She got a big check to put up with you. What is that? She had that ready. Yeah, she did. It's a bad moment. Text that to me. Text that to me. Yeah, okay.

Wait, text that to me, text that to me. Well, I was in the middle of saying something and it interrupted me like ten times. This is our favorite moment on the podcast ever. Wait, wait, Matt, wait. We're rolling the clip. But then I couldn't because I was like, I should be quiet. So then it just came out. This is our favorite moment on the podcast. Watch this, guys. Okay.

Yeah, that's like the highlight of the podcast. Yeah, out of like 100 episodes, I made a noise one time. You know what we should do? That's weird. I'm sorry. You know how we have like compilation episodes that are like three hours long? If we put that and like a three hour long montage just over and over, I think people would watch it. I think people would actually watch it. I think she would watch it enough for it to be worth it. I would be on the floor dying laughing. Like two hours in, it's just so funny. It's like...

Yeah, Matt, what do you got to say about that? It was higher than that. It was an accident. It wasn't meant to come out, okay? It just happened. Uh-huh. No, it wasn't an accident. So, Gizzy, what is your favorite feature about Maverick? No, she needs to answer my question first. Oh, mine. What did you truly think when you met Maverick for the first time? Oh, no. Honesty is key. Oh, man.

When I first met Maverick, well, here we go. I didn't have the best opinion of Maverick, but it was because I was being very judgmental, and obviously I was completely wrong. But originally, I was like, he lived in LA for a little bit. He's kind of full of himself, probably. He's going around dancing with every single girl here. Well, that was true. So far, I'm not seeing the part where you were wrong. Okay. It was...

Well, there's a lot of parts where she was wrong. Well, let's let her continue. Then I started to actually get to know Maverick. The first night I met him, he asked for my Instagram, actually. I was like, oh, yeah, sure, Instagram, no problem, right? So I pull out my phone and give it to him. And then he kind of looks at me. He's like, never mind. I'm going to get your number. And I was like, oh, no, there's no backing out now. I already said yes to the Instagram. You said that?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Time out. What do you mean time out? What type of game? You said let me get your Instagram and then you saw her Instagram and you said... No, I didn't see her Instagram. It was before she gave me her Instagram. I was going to put my Instagram in. And I was like... Or whatever. And then you said actually let me just get your number. Yeah, I was like actually wait. Let's do number instead. That's crazy. That's so...

That's wild. Because I didn't want her to get my Instagram and see who I was. Because you are so mega famous. Because you're so famous. Nobody can deny that there is some people that would treat you different. I treat you different. You do. Hey, Harper wouldn't be friends with any of us if we didn't have followers. Yeah, we would not give her a seat here. No, no, no, no, no, no, yes, but no. Actually, if Harper lost all her followers, she'd still have a seat here.

She would. It would just be over there. How would I lose my followers, though? But, like, if something happened, like, you make the podcast good. You're a great part of the team. You are. You are. I don't give you enough credit for that. I should be the host. Tookie. Come on. Just give me. There we go. Tookie. All right. So he asked for your number.

So you asked for my number and then apparently he was trying to make a move. I didn't think that it was a move. What? I took way too long to respond the first time. But anyway, so he gave up real quickly. Because you didn't give him the attention he thought he deserved? Wait, wait, wait. What was the move? You asked me to go to church or something? Yep. What was the move? Huh? Huh?

- It was a good attempt. - It was a good try. - It was a good try. And then she ignored me for like 12 hours. I said, "All right, peace." 12 hours, that's it. - To be fair, I was hanging out with friends that night. - 12 hours is not that long. - Yeah, 12 hours is not. - Felt pretty long, so I was like, "All right." - Maverick, first time. - You can tell he thinks he's Maverick Baker. He's like, "She took 12 hours, get out of here." - She doesn't respond within 10 minutes. She's not worth my time. - There's no point in trying to get to know this girl over text if she's gonna take 12 hours to respond. - Matt, 12 hours on the first text is not ridiculous.

She might not even have your number saved. Maverick, you must just be so used to every girl double texting you. Well, do not hype up. What? No, that's what it is. As Maverick is probably like, well, all these other girls will double text me, so the one that's taking 12 hours just isn't worth my time. I have all these other girls. Were you playing hard to get? I was not. But I do personally think that I deserve to be pursued, so. I do think so, too. Because the girls that are probably spamming his phone, he would never consider to marry.

And the one that takes 12 hours is the one he wants to marry. That's a lot coming from someone that was constantly spamming my phone. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot coming from him. You were blowing on my phone when you were dating. I like to think that by the time I got out of high school, I wouldn't have done it anymore. Once I would have gone to college and realized that there's more people in this world than just Cash Baker, I would have stopped.

So now she's realizing after she's grown up and she's married to you that there's other options. I'm realizing that I shouldn't have taken that. I shouldn't have taken that disrespect for so many years. I didn't disrespect. I should have just given you an ultimatum. This isn't about our relationship, Kate. This is about their relationship. Yeah. No, I don't. So how did you ask her out? How did I ask her out? At the airport.

What? At the airport. What? Well, no. There's a lot before that. Yeah, we started dating at the airport. That's correct. Yeah. No, we first went out. How did I ask you out? I don't remember. You told me one time, so I forgot, so I know you remember. Okay. You said y'all were walking down an alley. An alley? Probably a street. Oh, well, you said you guys were walking down.

Some street alley thing. Street alley, it was really dark. I said yes because I was scared he was going to kill me. Yeah, you know this is a true story. You guys got to a fence or something. And we got to the end of the hallway. This is like 50% correct. Yes, that's like close. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. I don't know everything. I'm trying to get you to tell the story. Yeah, no, we, I don't know. We just like started hanging out and I was like, all right, well, I guess we'll. No, the story. There's not much of a story.

It was just like, hey, do you want to go out on a date? Well, it was a good enough story that you told me the story. Why don't you want to tell the story all of a sudden? I don't feel like there was much of a story. I said, do you want to go out on a date? She said yes. Okay. What? Yeah, here it comes. Here it comes. Maverick and I had never been alone by ourselves without our friend group. And one of our friends was coming into the apartment complex. And she couldn't get in because the gate was broken. So we all walked down there, like four or five of us walked down there.

And everyone hopped in the car. Well, I have a dog, so the dog couldn't get in the car. So I was just going to walk myself back to the apartment complex. And Maverick's like, oh, I'll walk with you. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Go get in the car. You're fine. It was cold outside. He's like, no, no, no. I'll walk with you. So we're walking a little ways and talking. And we get up the stairs. And this is where the alley comes in. It's a hallway. It was a staircase. It's a hallway. But we went up the staircase. And then we were talking all the way up the staircase. And then at the beginning of the hallway, he just kind of gets really silent.

I was like, have I offended him? Like, what's going on? This is so awkward. And so we walk down this long hallway, and there are no words to be said. And at the very end, he's like, hey, Kinsey, stop moving her mic. I'm trying to get it in front of her. Oh, I thought you were just fiddling with it. She was turning her head. What are you doing? Just put the mic in front of her. Yeah, just put it in front of her like this, and she'll be fine. No, it's fine. Just be like...

You would know, right? Sometimes you're looking at me, and sometimes you're looking at me. All right, so you get to the end of the hallway. Okay, and he's like, hey, Kinsey, would you ever want to go get dinner maybe sometime, like on a date? And I was like,

And before I could answer, he says it like three more times. I didn't say it three more times. What? That's crazy. Listen, listen. What? Would you guys get dinner on a date? Like, do you want to get on a date and dinner? And like, we could have dinner like on a date? Like, what are you? That's not how it would be. When Maverick comes to flirting, he reminds me. Have you guys know Ross from Friends? Oh my goodness. That's not at all true. He's better than that. Well, you just said he said it three times. I did not say it three times. That is out of context. How'd he say it?

I don't remember the exact words, but you did say date a few times. Date, date, date. Date, date, date. It'd be a, it'd just have to be a D-A-T-E-E. So, anyways, I respond, and I thought I was being funny because he said date so many times, so I was like... Didn't realize I said it so many times. He was just nervous. I wasn't nervous. Hey, to be fair, to be fair, he hadn't asked very many girls on a date lately. Like, you were the... Oh, yeah. It was not nerves. Yeah.

Do you want to go on a date? Just go with nerves. Everyone's going to think you're way sweeter if you were nervous. What? Everyone's going to be like, oh, Maverick was nervous. That's so sweet. I was not nervous. It was cute. You were definitely nervous. Why do you think I was nervous? Because you said date so many times. No, that's nothing to do with being nervous. Hey, just go with it. It makes you look better. It makes you look better. It makes everyone think you're nervous. He was probably like, you want to go on a date? Okay.

That is not true. You wanna go on a date? Earlier when she said yes, he was like eee. Do you want to go on a date? This is not the roast of Maverick Baker. That's not what this episode is. Maverick's the type of guy to squeal after he gets told that he can go on a date with somebody. Yippee! Hooray!

But no, so then I thought I was being funny by saying, you want to go on a date? And he was like, yes. Am I not being clear? I want to go on a date. And I was like, what do you want to date? That's not a date.

Maybe not my best choice of words. Am I not being clear? I want you to go on a date with me now. That makes me think of Sheldon. That's something Sheldon would say. Say hi to Sheldon. Matt is a mix of Sheldon and Ross. I'm not Ross. I said a mix. You're also Sheldon. And don't worry, I love Sheldon. I do remember saying that and I was like, oh, yeah, I was like...

Were you trying to be funny? I turned and looked at her and was like, am I not being clear? Yes, I want to go on a date. Was it trying to be funny? He was trying to be very intentional, but I think because he was so focused in the moment, when I said a joke, it was just right over the head. Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it. You didn't. I did. I would. Well, anyway, so we went on a date and the rest is history.

Wow. Well, I talked about going on the date on here already. Yeah, I remember when you were like, I'm going out on a date this weekend. That was that date, just so all y'all know. And I was like, no. Yeah. Oh, never mind. What? When are y'all getting married?

- What? - Well. - Soon. - Guys, what? - Soonish. - Soonish. - Soonish. - Very, very soon. - Very, very soon. - Oh, someone's very. - I don't know. I don't, at some point, yes. - Can I be all of y'all's kids? - Some point soon. - We do wanna get married. - Can Harper be the flower girl? - Can I be the flower girl or just a kid, like something? - Just a kid? - Just a kid, what? - No, can I, can y'all adopt me? - Oh, the kid. - Oh, like all four of us adopt you?

Or y'all can all be a conjoined family and I be the twin. Or I be the daughter. You just want to be the center of attention. That's all this is. Correct. No, no, no. So like a year, two years? A year is possible, maybe. A year. Maybe less than a year.

How soon do you want to get married? Be intentional, Kenzie. Yeah, you tell them the truth. Intentional. We just got started, like, on TikTok. People don't even know the story. Well, then let them know the story. Like, we're telling the story right now. That's the point. Yeah, they just heard the story. But, like, I feel like we just got started. Okay, so when do y'all want to get married? When we hit... I don't know. October? September? October? It's May! I will... We can... I'll...

I'll make a bet that if we have a million followers... Oh, no, help me just say, help me make a bet. If we have a million followers... You need a bet to marry me? If we have a million followers before... I feel like they're going to go crazy. I feel like I need to do... What are you saying? Okay, if we have a million followers in three weeks...

Three weeks? Is that not long enough? I feel like they're gonna go crazy. Two months? I feel like two months is too far. I feel like they're gonna do it. Well, if they do it, they do it. So you don't want to marry me? No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that sounds very fast. We could do four weeks. A month? I mean, it happened to me. I got two million followers. Everybody subscribe! If we hit a million followers in eight weeks. On what? Four, four.

Four weeks? Heck yeah. Four weeks? On TikTok?

I don't think four. Wait, if we're going to make this bet, I need to have all the information because obviously I don't know as much about social media as y'all do. Kate, do you think it's possible to get a million followers in three weeks? I think it's very possible. When we were getting married, we gained 700,000 followers in 24 hours. Oh, yeah. So we gained like a million in like two days. Okay, well that's pretty fast. Listen, it's happened before, but

I just, I don't know. I mean, maybe it could happen again. I'll clarify. If we hit a million followers in four weeks, we'll get engaged. On what? What? TikTok. Guys,

It's all happening too fast for Harper. If they pass Harper and followers, they'll get married. Harper's like, hold on, hold on, guys. Yeah, link in the description. Matt and Kenzie on TikTok. Oh, don't put the link in the description. No, you do it. One million followers, four weeks.

Go, go, wait, what's it called? Go follow. Go follow. Are y'all gonna start doing YouTube and stuff together, though, too? Yeah. She just lives far away right now. Yeah. Where do you live? It's a little hard. Indiana? Indiana, yeah. My friends live in Indiana. No, near Waco. Waco? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he told me. Two hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a little hard to get up here all the time and film. Yeah. But also, if you guys are going to be getting married in a couple months, then it'll be easier when y'all are married. Yeah. Well, four weeks from now. Four weeks from now, yeah. And four weeks from now, I'll be a married man. And two months ago, he was a single man. No, Thea, that is crazy. We've only been dating like...

Two months? Are you ready to give your life to Maverick Baker? Give your life? Is Maverick Baker ready to give his life? He's not Jesus. He's not giving her life to him. I will give you... No, no, no. Are you ready to live with her? It's crazy because I could never live with Maverick. I just... You don't think anybody could. No, I couldn't. He's just... No. I'm excited about it.

- No, no, no. - Be quiet. What are you saying? - That's crazy. A woman just said, "I'm excited to possibly live with Maverick Baker." Like, that's just insane. - How is that insane? - That's wild. - You're the same man that freaks out if I try to leave. - Me? - Yeah. And the second your wife's gone, this man, what happened yesterday? Second you're gone, he comes and crawls in my bed.

Well, first of all, don't say like that. Don't say like that ever again. You literally crawled into my bed. Don't say like that ever again. I actually have a picture of the boys. I walked upstairs. They didn't know I was here. Oh, no. I walked upstairs and I was like, hey, guys, and this is how I caught them. Don't say caught them, okay? I don't like the way y'all are verbing this. I caught them.

Listen, we were working. Wait, text that to Alex. And he tried to say I was laying down in a girly position. And I was like, look at yourself. Look at yourself. No. We were trying to come up with thumbnails for our podcast. They were working extra close to each other. And we were tired, so we were laying in bed. Maverick was sitting like this.

No, you were sitting like that. What are you talking about? We just saw the picture. We just saw the picture. And I was like, you're sitting girly. And he was like, look at how you're laying. You're laying with your hand in between your thighs. The hand in between the thighs is girly. It was more the knee bend for me. Yeah, you're... Huh? It was the knees. You were definitely kicking your legs. I have to do with my knee bend because if I don't bend my knees, my back hurts. Yeah, everything hurts. Your wrist, your knees, your back.

Wait, how does bending your knees affect your spine at all? See, when I'm sleeping, because we did a brand deal with the bed, and we didn't test the bed out first, so now we just have this random bed, and I don't really like the bed, and it's a very hard, rock-solid bed. To be fair, we loved the bed the first year, but the last couple of months, we've started not liking it. That thing is rock-solid and hurts our back, so if you don't bend your knees when you sleep...

Uh, your back just is like hurts. I don't know how to explain it. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good bed up until our back. We started having back problems though. And I don't think it was the bed. I think we just started having back problems and no, we didn't. We didn't both just start having back problems. It was just a bed bed. We had bed problems. Well, yeah. It sounds like you had bed problems. No bed problems. Okay. No, we had problems with our bed. That is what we had. Well, no problems. Yeah.

Never mind. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so a million followers on TikTok. Yeah. Oh, you're still on this. Yeah. No, you got it. I agree. I agree. A million followers on TikTok. Wait, in how many weeks? Four weeks. A million followers on TikTok. For when this episode comes out. Yeah, this episode will be out. So one million followers on TikTok in four weeks. Maverick will propose. Shake on it. Shake on it.

The deal is made. Oh, boy. Here we go. Y'all, come on. Come on. We got to get married. Aw. Help the girl out. Hopefully this episode doesn't flop. It's not going to flop. You know, hopefully. I actually might consider following you guys after this. You're going to follow us already? That's crazy. I should make the thumbnail. Wait, do you follow them? No, but I will. You don't follow them? No, I follow you guys. Actually, I think I do. Alex, do you follow them? I don't follow any.

Apparently Alex is taking part in the trend blocking the celebrities. He doesn't follow any of us. Oh, frick. What was I going to say? Oh, yeah. This episode should get somewhere between the range of like

250,000 to like 1 point something million views. So. - That's a big range. - It is. You know, we have ups and downs here. - It's probably gonna be like 100,000 views. - We have ups and downs on this channel. - Hills and valleys, hills and valleys. - So if everyone watching this goes and follows their TikTok, you know, we should be at least close to a million just from this episode alone. - That's actually crazy. - That's what I'm saying. - This episode alone could get you there. - Like if everyone does it, but everyone literally has to do it or else it's not gonna work. - Well, I wanna see y'all get married.

I do. I honestly... They'll be married on the podcast set if y'all make it happen. I don't think we should say that. Live episode. With the stains and everything. Low key, the 100th episode will be around the wedding if that was the case. We'll live stream it right here. I'll be the bishop. No, no. What if we go and do a live episode and Maverick... Harper could be doing a live episode during the wedding. No, no. A live episode in Dallas or something and all the people are here.

Well, we can't have all the subscribers come. That would be a very big venue.

they're not all gonna come but like if they did if we were famous enough but imagine we did it right here i'm the bishop you guys are getting married harper's the flower girl i'm the best man harper's the flower girl slash kid yeah kate's the best man alex is the bridesmaid we'll get him a nice pretty dress it'll be great no do you like purple

Okay. Oh, good, good. He's the maid of honor. No, I'm the best man. He's the best man. My dad was the best man for my friend's wedding. That's cool. You know what I'm excited for? I'm excited for their actual wedding and for Cash to genuinely give his best man speech. Oh, I'm so ready. Oh, no, I'm not excited about that. Well, first of all, it's gonna be- Maverick didn't think this two years ago when he freaked up my wedding. Maverick gave a best man speech at our wedding that was-

So bad we can't post it. Yeah, I mean you could put that into verbiage there. We wanted to post it online, but it was so horrid that we can't even post it on the internet. What? I said some crazy things. He said some very insane things. Have you ever seen it? No. It's so bad. I don't even want to show her. We literally can't post it online because it's so bad. Just show me. And we wanted to. There was a lot of inside jokes, and there was a lot of things that weren't so inside jokes that probably shouldn't have been said.

Yeah. So my speech is going to even be better than that, but it's also going to be a speech slash rap slash song. Oh, really? Oh, love, reggae, kick.

Yeah, I'm gonna do a rap. I'm gonna bring up Harper at one segment to sing. It's gonna be great Honestly, I will make sure it's not gonna embarrass you. Okay, please I don't care about getting and then I'll show Kate my fake speech and then I'll rip out my actual one yo yo after Kate approves after Kate approves your job PG cuz my grandparents will be there. Oh, no one cared about that. Tell them to turn their hearing aids off My wedding no one

got a heads up to turn their hearing aids off. Maverick's grandma was trying to beat him. I think my grandma would actually walk up and just like hit you and like tackle you to the floor. So let's just... What if I'm the DJ? Yes, do you ever please be the DJ at your wedding? DJ Harper. All you would hear the whole time is...

Queen B just repeat the entire night I need as many views and money as I can get okay That's crazy Harper's actually gonna come to your wedding possibly oh, yeah, she probably will possibly if you make good enough friends with her Maybe you can be a bridesmaid

Wait, but I'm like 15, though. Well, a junior bridesmaid. A junior bridesmaid? Yeah. OK. I mean, but this is just too crazy. You know what? I just-- I'm with you, Harper. Four weeks is crazy. No, it is not. I've waited four years to have a friend.

You haven't had a friend in four years? And I finally, screw it. Yeah, that's something you keep to yourself. She's like, I need someone to marry into the family so they can't leave so I have a friend. What happened to all your other friends? No, y'all don't understand. Why would I need you? I,

You sound like Donkey off Shrek.

have a couple of friends i have a couple of really good friends that i love but i don't see them all day every day like i'm with the boys y'all are wondering kate always tries to make people feel bad saying she has no friends that she's literally doing a surprise birthday party tonight for one for two of her friends my two out of my three friends wait who are your friends it's my friend kate and my friend hayley and then whose other one um i have trinity oh i

Oh, I have another one. Lily. Trinity, Lily, Kate. Oh, Lily, you hear that? She forgot about you. You're not a real friend. That is not true. That is not true. Lily's just at college, and I haven't seen her much lately. But I'm seeing her tonight. I threw that to you hoping you'd draw on yourself. I literally wanted to draw on you. Oh, no. Why would you do that? What? That ain't appropriate. You look like the face on my box that I had. Look at it. See? Draw the nose as your belly button. Move the mic. Move the mic. Hold on. I'll move the mic when it's done.

Put the nose as your sternum. Give him a little tongue. A long nose. Just a straight line. He needs a little mustache. The tooth is crazy. Teeth are kinda crazy. What do we think? Make him talk! Make him talk! Oh, it's too high. It looks like Sid the Sloth, kind of. I should do it right there so he can talk. Let me see it. Hit him hard! Hit him! Hit him hard! Hit him again! I'm sorry, Kate! Sorry!

Oh Harp, you're done. Okay, I won't do that. Okay. Oh, it shot straight up my ear. I can't hear anything now. Thanks a lot. Hey, well, you hit my sunburn. Does my hair look bad? No. How long did that take you? Like five minutes? An hour? Yeah.

take me what do you think i was trying to accomplish this it took him like three minutes probably outside no literally i took my shirt off and i said well i'm sunburned now bro cash is the type of guy to go out in a swim party well i don't know no no no no no no no you said it don't you start cash is

No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need Cash the type of guy. Cash is the type of guy. No, no, no. We only need Maths the type of guy. No, no, no. We don't need Cash the type of guy. Okay, Maths, Cash is the type of guy to go outside and the sun reflects off of him because he's so white and like everybody gets blinded. Yeah, Cash makes you have to wear sunglasses. I can't even say anything. I'm a ginger. But at least you're darker than him. Well, no, she's self-tan. Oh, okay. Like, what is that? You can't make fun of me going, eee, when you go, eee.

I'm so excited for Cash's the type of guy comments now. This is gonna be great. Aw. Maybe it's for the other. Cash has been secretly jealous. He wants the type of guy comments. Harper's the type of girl to, to, I don't know, like, I don't have any, right? Yeah. Huh? The type of girl comments just aren't, aren't good. Yeah. Harper's the type of girl to lick the floor just because you told her to.

That's I think she actually did that once because you told her to remember yeah, yeah, maybe I was shy back then and I had to stand up for yourself Yeah, oh so we forced you to like the floor against your okay. Do you all think I'm shy? Huh? Do you all think I'm shy? Shy? Yeah, I think you're shy. Yeah, like like shy around when the cameras are off. No No, I'm sure I haven't mean to say that

What you mean to say that I'm shy you are shy like when a new person walks in you're very shy Matt's asking for time. Look at him. We have to be done by two o'clock We have to shoot a club video by two o'clock. Yes, tell me it's 12 We have two hours to shoot a club video. What do you mean? We gotta be done by two girl I just said that was the time I'd like to be done by I got places to be she said she got a party. Wait, where you gotta go?

The trampoline park. The trampoline park. Hey. Can I come with you? Are you actually going to the trampoline park? Why not? Because I'm hanging out with my best friends. Wait. At altitude? No, airborne. Airborne? And so I'm either going to airborne, altitude, or urban air. Well, let me know which one you go to. No, that's actually. Last time I went to where I was going on a Friday night, they came with me.

yeah and then you ignored us remember six flags i said i said oh yeah i'm going to six flags let's go to six flags let's go to six flags okay that actually makes it sound creepy we just wanted to go to six flags we had a guest in town yeah we had a guest on the podcast and harper's like we're like what you doing now she's like i'm going to six flags and we're like that sounds fun so we went to six flags by ourselves and then and then when we went i texted harper i was like or we one of us tried to call our text or something

And we're like, are you actually at Six Flags? Because we weren't sure if she actually went or not. She ignored us the entire night. I actually, I don't look at my phone. That's the thing. Oh, girl. No, don't you, Kat. All you do on this podcast is look at your phone. No, I wouldn't tell y'all a lie right now because I'm telling the truth. Oh, really? Okay, since you warned it like that, I completely, totally believe you.

No, I literally did not check my phone once that night except for Snapchat. Like I remember because I was on the ride. So if we would have Snapchat you, you would have saw it. Yeah, if Kate did.

only this case name if anybody else match at it kate's my favorite person yeah you know you know they have streaks we have a 90 or 99 day streak or something like that that's crazy that's yeah harper freaks out actually i think we've lost the streak once and harper like emailed snapchat and got it back no i had to pay to get it back you had to pay 99 cents it's not that bad but oh wow they're making money off you and all i've

I paid like $10 for all my friends. Well at least let me send you 50 cents to split it. It's okay. I mean, I can, I guess, carry the streak myself. No. Wait, you know that completely destroys the purpose of a streak, right?

Well if it's a long day strictly me and Kay have been snapping each other every day for 99 days or 90 days I don't know what it is. But not every day because you missed it. I've never had a streak or I mean I haven't had a streak since like middle school. Now what I'm saying like y'all y'all realize y'all streak isn't 99 days because you missed it. Yeah, I understand that but I don't know if she does but we're just gonna. Yeah, it's not a real streak. Yeah. Well my friend Shaylin our streak is 412 never missed a day never had to pay for it. 412?

That is kind of crazy. That's impressive. It's like 415 now. Cash and I used to have like a 600 and something day streak. And we had like before we started dating and that was like my only form of communication was the one Snapchat a day I would get from him. And sometimes he wouldn't send me a snap. So we'd lose our streak and I would email Snapchat to get it back. We did not have a 600 day. We had something insane. No, I've never had more than like maybe 200 days.

There was something crazy. 600? There's no way. But you know what's crazy though? I've seen, there's this trend on TikTok where everybody's showing off their Snapchat streaks. Markel Washington made a video on it and his Snapchat streak is almost 3,000 days. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. That's like, he's actually had it since he was like 12. Yeah, he almost has one. That's like 9 years. Yeah, that's insane. Wow. Every single day. Like, what if you snap something like 10,000 times a day?

Wouldn't that be crazy like that would be that that's how people get high snap scores. What's your snaps? Yeah, my snaps are like 190 something. I do not believe that no We talked about this the other day, but I don't even know if we ever checked Harper's y'all were too busy dog Did everyone realize that Kate lied about hers? I didn't

I didn't lie. In that episode? What do you mean? I didn't lie. Yeah, you did. Mine's 178. That's actually not that bad. No, Kate lied about hers in that episode. I didn't. What did I say? It was way higher. What did I say? We were going off, and then it was way higher. So what's your real snap score? Oh, you're so right, because they were like- Yeah, now she's coming out and saying it. No, no, no. I remember, because I was like, I lied about it for the video, and I was going to eventually tell y'all, but then by the time I was literally going to tell y'all, y'all already moved on. Wait, you lied about it? I think I said my snap score was like 400-something. Wait, what is it?

i don't know let me see i don't know let me see i'm actually looking i'm trying to look right now i'm just about this and i forgot all the snap scores gosh wait i'm tripping did we lose our street oh it's six hundred and seven seven thousand wait wait what six hundred and seventy seven thousand we're gonna lose our strength it's on the timer oh no oh no we have to pay nine cents again

Like literally, I just saved it. 600,000 is crazy. Wait, wait. How many do you have? Like 50? 50? I have like 52. Wait, how many do you have? Was this your streaks or just on your snap? Okay, sorry. Harper, how many do you have? How many do I have? We have 100. What's your snap score? My snap score is 177. 178. And what's yours? So 277. It's even really low. We'll say 275. Hers is like 30.

Can I just make a new Snapchat to save myself? - Wait, wait, wait, right now we're at 275. - This is 53. - 53, so we're at 275, we're at 325. Alex, what's yours? 10K, so we're at 385, what's yours? - Yeah. - Hey, what's yours? - Keep in mind she's had Snap for 13 days. - One of Harper's friends is here. Wait, what is it at? - I've had Snap since the second one. - 51 total, not 51,000. - She said she had Snapchat for two weeks. - She just got it. - She's had it for two weeks, I've had it for like 13 years. - Wait, 51, not 51,000.

Oh, yours is 51,000 in two weeks? Wait, how is that possible? Wait, what? No, no, no, but how did you get to 51,000 in two weeks? 51,000 in two weeks? That's insane. I told y'all, it's a main form of communication. I got 51,000 in like 10 years. Okay, so right now we're at 375, and Alexis, how much do you have? 28. Yeah, so 375. Hey, now you must. They don't do the like mass snapping. You're on the podcast. Yeah, I used to do that too. When you do like... Bye.

- Hold on, hold on. - Yeah, so wait, wait, wait. - If in two weeks she's at 51,000, what could mean? - Wait, Matt, Matt, listen. With everyone here put together, we're at 400,000. - Oh, wow, Kayla's more than everyone here put together. - Yeah, that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven people. - Some of y'all have clearly never mass snapped, and me and Kayla are on the same wavelength because that's how-- - No, no, no, no. Kayla is on her own wavelength. 51,000 in two weeks? - Guys, I'm sorry, Kayla, but you almost snapped a little much. - A little what? - I tried to tell you, but you're like, "No, let me answer my tweaks."

What? No, I have friends with over a million. But anyways, no, no, no. You realize it's been two weeks, you're at 51,000? Yes, ma'am. Dude, when did you get points for stories today? Eight weeks, she'll be at 400,000. In 16 weeks, she'll be at 800,000. In just four months, she'll be at 800,000. That's insane. With seven people here put together,

Kate still has 200,000 more than all of us. I want you to know that with all of my friends though, like 600,000 is very average. For all of, like me and all of my friends. What? That's so normal. Like I just checked, my friend Caitlin, she has 1.1 million. Lily has 690. I'm confused where all these friends are coming from all of a sudden. Yeah, all these friends. I just checked my friends. I thought you had some. I do, I was naming friends. No, who's Caitlin? That's a new one. We have all these new friends now. I was checking my snap.

What? And Caitlin, she has 1.1. 1.1 million? Haley has 390. And Lily has 690. How much does your sister have? I have to restore me and my sister's streak.

Oh no. Ask her to split the cost. It's 98 days! How much money do you spend in getting streets back? Well, since I have Snapchat Plus, I can restore it for free for one... She pays for Snapchat Plus. So do you. I restored it. Yeah, but for different reasons. Okay, guys. My sister's, guess her Snap score. Uh... What? One point something million? One million. It's one point one twenty five point four. It's one million one hundred twenty five four twenty five. I'm telling you

That is insane. She's a snap addict. I would send well over a couple hundred snaps a day just doing snap back. Oh, because you also get points for every snap you open. So if you have 100 people send you a snap and then you send those 100 people a snap, that's 200 snaps. It's not like the Plex have a high snap score. I don't know why people overrate it so much. It's not like... I'm not trying to be rude. But I don't understand my sister. Like...

My sister just used up Snapchat. Yeah. Oh. Well, I wish I could delete Snapchat now. I hate it so much. Why? Genuinely, when I have to open up Snapchat, I'm like, freak this. I hate Snapchat. No, I get made fun of on Snapchat. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Every time I open my Snapchat, it's literally just, hey, here's what you were doing four years ago and it's me crying. Oh. It's depressing. No, you know what's funny? I told you, she took a lot of pictures of herself crying. Like, every day there's a new picture of me crying from within the last, like, five years. I, like, the sad thing is, like, uh,

on snap like you can post on your story anything you want and it doesn't get taken down and so when people were posting bad about my diss track or something like that and my friends or not not my friends people that i know personally i just open snapchat see that on their stories like look the gingerbread girl made a diss track she's so weird the gingerbread girl i'm sorry we didn't mean to laugh at that no no it's not funny she's this one girl i remember it um

I remember it. It was so rude. Well, and if it were. And I say the stories like that was the rudest interaction I've had with anybody. Actually, no, no, no, no. With guys, there's 10 times ruder. Like, why do you have to be rude? They are. I think we should end this conversation. No way. Where you're coming from because literally like, or like preteen and early teenage boys are so mean. But that one girl, that one girl,

well i was talking about you know who you are okay let's okay all right that's it guys make sure you guys go follow them on tick tock four weeks to get one million subscribers if you want them to get married i need a new sister-in-law i will see you guys next time peace out