We Attempted The Tootsie Roll Challenge!
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How are we cheating? No! No! That just came out of Harper's mouth! Cash, don't you spit that out! No, Cash! Welcome back to another episode guys, and you might think I'm a dinosaur, but I'm not just a dinosaur I am a magic dinosaur. Okay? I have a trick. You're not a magic dinosaur. A magic trick.

Oh, no. I'm going to hit you in my kiat. What the? Yo, Harper's tail unspringed. Yeah. It was all springed up and you did that. She broke it for sure. I did not. Can we? We aren't even going to acknowledge the elephant in the room. What's the elephant? What's that? Woody. You know my name. There seems to be no intelligent life forms. Oh, you already told.

Oh my gosh. Okay, they're taking that rules a little too far. I think we have some super fans. Matt, can you... You got to hold your head down a little, dog. I don't think the camera can see you. Sorry, dog. Yeah, let's raise it. Stop untwisting it. I can't help it. It's so...

Can you see me? Your tail now looks like a dangling piece of poop. It's just like straight. I think you can see me at all. It's no more tail. No, it's curled. No, you gotta fix it. It was bouncy. What happened to it? Harper's mic is broken. Okay. I'm good now. I'm twisting my tail back up. Okay. Okay.

What do we do? We need to put sandbags on her, Mike. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Okay. I told you that Mike's name was bad yesterday. No one believed me. Yeah, and I always say it. You just needed a magic dragon. Yeah, you just need the magic dragon. The fix-it-up. Magic dinosaur, sorry. I'm a dinosaur. My bad, man. That looks more like a dragon. Somebody take a steel shot.

Cash is supposed to be Rex from Toy Story, but he secretly just wanted to dress up as Gerald. Wait, can you twist my... You do kind of look like a Gerald. Can you twist my tail? That might have affected my opinion on what fit I chose. Well, you look a little close to Gerald. You look closer to Gerald than you do to Rex from Toy Story. Y'all just mad because my hip-to-waist ratio is bigger than anyone's here. Look at this.

What the shag mouth? Whoa. Whoa. Wow. Amanda's got some thick thighs. And you got a tiny waist. Wait, wait. Thick thighs, twin sisters. Cinch your waist. Turn around and wobble, wobble, wobble. Small waist, pretty face. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what do you got? Oh. Oh, golly. Cinch it now from the front? Cinch it from the front? Cinch it again. Cinch it again. Do I have a tail? Oh, you do. Oh, I do have a tail. Cinch it again. The tail's like hitting me. Oh. How's that look? Yeah.

I don't like that. Doodle wobble, doodle wobble, doodle wobble. That makes you want to roar, huh? Okay. Wait, can y'all tie this back up? No, your tail's broken, Harper. You broke your own tail. Are we doing the Tootsie Roll Challenge? Wait, let's see. Before I show you guys the magic trick, let's all show our fits. So, obviously, we're slinky. Yeah. Go ahead and get up and show your fit. Yeah.

Nice Halloween costume. Wait, let go of your tail. We can chase our broken tail. Oh, there you go. Wait, wait, wait. Matt, go over there and Harper, go over there so they can really see the whole thing. See the slink in it? Yep, there you go. This tail is so sad. Your back legs are a lot shorter than your front legs. I don't know why this costume's

Y'all are stretching out! Yeah! Push that thing to the max! That's about as far as y'all can get to each other. Alright, let's go, Slink. Come on. Why'd y'all stretch it so far? Because... Okay. Alright, Kate, show your fit. I'm Woody from Toy Story. Nice. No way. Really? That's incredible. I didn't notice. I thought you were just a cowboy. Doesn't Woody have long sleeves? Okay, don't do that. Oh my gosh. Please don't do that.

Okay. Oh my gosh. Howdy, Parker. You can sit down now. Oh my gosh. Sit down, please. Oh no. Those boots though. Dude, KZ should have been Bo Peep.

No, I was going to make Cash Bo Peep, but he really wanted to dress up like a dinosaur. That's not true. Imagine your husband being obsessed with dinosaurs. I just like them. She doesn't have to imagine. I'm an archaeologist. That's not what that means. That would mean you study rocks. Please give us a 360. No. Yeah, that's a paleontologist. Oh, I'm a paleontologist. That's what I am. Just let Kenzie talk. I mean, Buzz. Thank you. I'm Buzz Lightyear, also known as Space Ranger.

They've already taken off my fishbowl, so it's hard to breathe, but I will be okay. Okay, give us a jump up and like, you know. Can you fly or anything? Of course I can fly. You can't fly. I can fly. You are a space ranger. No, you are not. You are made of plastic. Look at this. I will turn this stun to kill. What? Buzz!

He can't fly. Point proven. I can fly! You're just crushing my wings! Well, they're fake! They're inflatable! You can't fly Buzz! You're gonna hurt yourself! You can't fly Buzz! Buzz, fly! You can't fly Buzz! I see you flying horizontal Buzz! Fly Buzz! Come on Buzz! What the? That was not flying! That was falling with style Buzz! That was just falling my friend! No, that was like flying I would think. Well, let me see you do something Woody!

Well, that is just- You're not even a real cowboy! What? Where's your hat? There's a snake in my boot! Excuse me, Buzz! Pull it again! Where's my hat? Wait, here we go, here we go, here we go. Ready, ready? Howdy, partner! Give me my hat back! Woo! Back, Buzz! Does she know all the lines? When does Woody say woo? Maybe like, yee-haw!

Can I get my hat back, Buzz? Where's Woody's hat? Fly to get my hat. Where's Woody's hat? Nobody knows. Can you please fly and go get my hat? I'm sorry I said you were not a real space ranger. Say that I'm not plastic. You're not plastic. You were only distributed by Toys Incorporated. That doesn't mean anything. Toys Incorporated. Is that actually the name of it? They got real creative with that name. Yeah.

Okay, I think it's time for me to show my magic trick. Yes, the magic dinosaur is back. Yes. Show us your magic trick. He gets one shot and one shot only. The amount of magic tricks you've shown that have never worked, never done anything is like, when are you going to give up on this dream, man? Of being a magician? No, I actually have one this time. And it's really good. Ready? Show us it. Would somebody like to pick a card? Me, me, me. The only person that's ever done any magic on this show is Maddox. Match, pick a card, any card. Caesar's calling. Yep.

Pick a card, any card. - Do you know Caesar's Pizza? - Caesar Augustus? - Yeah. - Wait, really? - I like Planet. I like the Planet Pizza place. - I didn't eat my pizza. - All right, ready, ready? Pizza, pizza. All right. - Pick a card. - Let's, uh, don't look. - Pick any card. - Okay, here we go. - Show the camera. - Show the camera the card. - All right, do we got that? We got it? Okay. - Wait, okay. - Just wanna make sure we got that in high quality footage. - Okay, I'm gonna take this card. Okay? - Yep. - Can I see it? Okay. - I'm gonna put the card on top of the deck.

Now, I'm going to cut the deck and I'm going to shuffle the deck. Here we go. Okay. The card is still on top. Alrighty. You do not know where the card is, Mav. It's still on top. No. Yes, it is, Magic Dinosaur. No, it is not. Ready? We're going to shuffle it again. And it's still on top. We do not know where the card is. The card can be anywhere on the deck. The card's on top, Magic Dinosaur. 52 cards. Well, 50 cards because I lost two of them. All right. Okay. Here we go. Ready? Ready?

Oh, the card is not on top. The card is not on top, is it? No. Is the card on top, huh, guys? Nope, the card is not on top. The card's not on top, is it? Nope. Cut the deck. Okay, I'm going to cut the deck. Shuffle it around. There we go. And I'm going to cut the deck again. There's no way. And I'm going to cut the deck one more time. Yeah, I knew you weren't magic. You are cutting the deck. There we go. Oh.

Was that impressive so far? No. Okay, here we go. Now, I'm going to find the card in the deck. Would you be impressed? Yeah. If you got the real one, yes, I would be. Would you be impressed? Mm-hmm. Just stand by. Dinosaurs don't do magic. This one does. That's why it's a magic dinosaur. It kind of goes with the name. Was this your card? What? Yeah. Lucky guess. You got what? Run it back. I finally get to drink it. That's all I get? You got lucky. That's all I get? Yeah.

- I'm very confused how you got that card. - I'm very confused how you got the card. - Thank you, thank you. I am the magic dragon, dinosaur. - You don't even know what you are. - I'm so unimpressed. - Ready, we'll do it again, ready? Here, I'll just pick a random card, ready? - It's making me sick to look at. - Does everyone see this card? - Pick a different random card. - I feel like that time is different. - Harper is eating her tail. - Okay, we'll pick a different random card. - Nope. - Here we go. - Let's see, all right. - I see it. - All right. - Ace of spades.

That was not the card, don't worry. Okay, good. Ready? I'll do this one quicker. Ready? We're going to take the deck. We're going to cut it. Boom. Just like that. We are going to shuffle the deck. Boom. Just like that. Ready? We're going to cut the deck. Just like that. Just let the trick play. Okay. We're going to take the deck again. Ready? Boom. We're going to cut the deck. Now it's mixed in there. It's mixed in there. Ready? Now we're going to cut the deck. Boom. Wow. Somebody say magic. Now I'm going to find the card. There's no way. Stand by.

I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow. No shot. Uh-oh. Wait, at Six Flags, do they do that thing? Was this your card? Yeah. No. Yeah, it was. Yes, it was? No. Yes, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, that's great. Yes. Congratulations, you're a meta dinosaur. Let me pick the card and put it in there. No, I'm so serious, guys. People are more of the magic trick by now. All right, fine. I'll do one last one. Ready? No. No one cares. Everybody see this card? Yep. Ready? Here we go. This is quick, Kate. Kate, please shuffle the deck. No.

- Wait, can I see it? - That's impossible. - Wait, can I see it? - If you let her shuffle, that's impossible. - I'm not looking. - Okay, I'm trying to show that. - I have magic, man, I bet it's possible. - What? - Anything is possible. - It's impossible.

I'm so confused on how he did the trick. Thank you. I don't understand. At least I get some credit out here. Wait, are we still going to do like a how many things do we invent in our mouth challenge? You know, I do want to do that, but we didn't get titsy rolls. No, we didn't. Yeah, you'll get titsy rolls. I'm not done shuffling. Okay, she'll be back in time. Kate, come on, speed this magic trick up. No, you speed it up. Alright, that's good. Okay, it's impossible for you to find the card now. I'm going to find the card. No, you're not. I'm going to feel where Kate, where would Kate hide this card?

Where would Kate hide this card? That's impossible. Where would she? I feel like Kate would hide the card. Right around. Stand by. Right around. Everyone out. Go ahead. Get your giggles out. Kate would hide the card. Right over there. No shot. There's no shot. And he's not in the deck. What? No. No. He's matching. I am matching.

Magic dragon! Dinosaur! What the heck? Magic dinosaur, sorry. No! Dragon's offensive. Oh my gosh. No! We can move on with the episode. Wait, so tell us why we didn't want to get... It's behind what is here!

Buzz, you're crazy! How did you know they took the card out? I know things. I'm super smart. I'm a smart dinosaur. We laugh too much. No, he was looking for it. My hair is around my neck and it's getting itchy. I don't like it. Buzz has a beard. He needs to shave. Hairy neck. Buzz has a goatee. A very extraordinarily long goatee.

That looks so wrong. Ew. It looks real. Why does it look so real? I don't know. You look good, though. Should I cut it off and add it to the drawer of Harper's? Yeah, cut it. We got my hair and Harper's hair in here. No, no. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm talking away. I got a question. Girl, I got a question for ya.

get an answer this is not a singing competition all right what's up kate last year this year which one do y'all think had the better cost oh thank you was there a bug on me somebody's poisoned the water hole is that what he said that's an odd phrase okay sorry what was your question kate um

Which costumes do y'all like more? Last year's or this year's? Wait, what were we all last year? You were a frying pan and I was Rapunzel. That was hilarious. And Maverick was trying to be Mario and he was low-key trying to look good while being Mario. Yeah, that was bad. My Mario thing was hard. He was trying to be handsome Mario. A hot Mario, but at first he was supposed to be a hot dog, but then he got really upset about the hot dog.

hot dog costume it was a dog two years in a row so yeah so he dressed and um he dressed under his outfit um mario and like a really tight oh that's right and then halfway through i took it off yeah because he was like really upset over the hot dog costume it was just very annoying uh you were a teenage mutant ninja turtle that was so random yeah well let's because it was the only thing we could find in her size what were you last year like for halloween in general

Oh, I haven't dressed up for Halloween in like five years. What? That explains why she's so excited to be Buzz. Y'all should have seen it. She was running around the house like, Hey, it's a big day in the yard. Fire and rockets. The last time I dressed up, I was a donut hole. What? Oh my gosh, a donut hole? Yeah, I just put on a big brown t-shirt and every time somebody was like, what are you? I just would squat down and put my shirt over my knees and then I was a donut hole. That's kind of funny. That's hilarious. Do your little Buzz thing where you like shoot your arm out.

It's pretty funny, not gonna lie. Should I pull my goatee out for it? Yeah. Yeah. I think Buzz Lightyear has a goatee. He does have a little one. Not that long. Oh. Do a little like. Oh my god. Stay right here and do it. I want to see you land in formation to kill. Don't be embarrassed. Wait, stay right here and do it. Oh wait, when I turn my thing from stun to kill? Yeah. Yeah, that. Turning my lasers from stun to kill. Wait, do it that way.

What would happen if we just popped your inflatable wings? You can't fly in the first place, Buzz. I know you saw me fly. Okay. Guys, what happens if Andy comes? Should I jump over the balcony? Hey, who do y'all think could win in a fight? The dog, the dinosaur, Woody, or Buzz? Buzz. I have lasers to kill. The dog because there's two people. I'm a dinosaur. I literally never die. Oh.

I would never die on a dinosaur. The dinosaurs are literally extinct. Woody fights off bad guys. Yeah, you clearly didn't do well. I guess we didn't fight well. Yeah. Yeah, but you guys didn't last super long. Hey, Rex. Earlier, we were talking about something outside, and I didn't know if you wanted to share your story or not. Something outside.

We should have gotten traffic cones. What was my story? Well, I don't want to say it if you're not willing to share it. Well, can you give me a hint so I can remember what my story even was? Well, we'll just talk about something else. It's fine. What? Yeah. Wait, did y'all want to wear this? Cash did want to wear that. He was pretty disappointed that I brought a tail. Well, that too, probably. I'm sorry. Oh, you mean like wear it again after this? It was. $180. Yeah.

Yep, $180 for that costume. But if you look at it this way, it's like a two... What? I pay you all back for the tail. For the tail. I'm sorry. No, you're fine. Well, the tail was $175 of it. Well, technically, that half is your costume. You can do whatever you want with this. Really? Just don't touch Mav's half. Yeah, don't touch this guy. But it's not that bad because, like, think about it, it's a two-person costume. And, like, a freaking costume at Halloween Spirit these days is, like, $80. It's crazy. What is up with that? Yeah, price gouging. I went to Spirit

Halloween today because I was like oh I ordered Maverick and Harper and Cash's costume but Kinsey and I didn't have one so I was like okay I'm gonna go to Spirit Halloween get a little Buddy and Wooz costume and I go in there and I what did you just say she said Buddy and Wooz what the that's what she said she said Buddy and Wooz that is it Woody and Buzz how do you switch the first letters the B and the W that is a noob

That's true. Sorry, Rex. It is true. Anyways, I went and I got a Woody and Buzz costume. Something funny. You're quite literally the butt of all the jokes right now. You're literally the butt. She's always got the tail end of everything. No, I went and I got the costumes. Okay.

I paid so much money for two costumes and then my woody costume didn't even come with a yellow shirt. They never come with a complete set. No, and I read it. It's like, look, I don't have a globe. Your globe? You know?

My helmet? To protect? Yes. Yeah. Well, yeah, I was pretty salty. You can breathe this air. You're fine. Because I almost... You almost got a very shirtless Woody. What the? What? Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Not that kind of channel, Kate. Not that kind of channel. No. No. I was literally so in character. I was like, oh, Woody could, like, you know...

What? No, the way some people be dressing for Halloween, though, they probably wanted it that way. Guys, y'all, I've been waiting for this episode forever. Really? I'm so excited. I love these. I love this episode. Is the Halloween episode one of your favorite ones? Yeah, it is. Last year's Halloween episode was everyone's favorite. Yeah, last year. Cash, like, threw it.

We really need Tootsie Rolls. I really think we should send Jaeger to go get Tootsie Rolls. The Halloween episode last year was the first episode that I ever saw a Tootbo. Oh, perfect. Is she coming back? Well, I don't know when she'll be back. Well, she could be back right now. We'll try to express Tootsie Rolls.

Express those things. Well, is she going to be back before we'll find out? Don't worry. Don't worry. I got it. Oh, my goodness, guys. We'll just keep going until they get here. Honestly, it's worth it. It's worth it. That's a good thing. Guys, I thought that was so gross last year. It was the funniest thing ever. It was the best. Cash also didn't eat a foot-long chili cheese pony before this. Especially when we were lying about how many you were putting in your mouth. And he was like, what? And she kept stuffing more. Are you wanting to call her? Yes.

funny he had like 18 000 in his mouth and they all got stuck in his mouth and it was the funniest thing ever he couldn't get it yeah i don't recommend putting more than like 18 tootsie rules in your mouth no but you have to if you want to win the challenge

You do got to break the record. Yeah, but I'm watching y'all this year. Y'all ain't lying to me. Last year, they were like, Harper's at 32. I was like, ow! Last year, Matt sent me a clip of y'all on the pod for the Halloween one. And it was the first time I'd seen a clip of the podcast. And it was you, but you looked like a fried egg inside of a pan. And I was like, what did this guy just send me? Now you're in a Buzz costume. Wait.

Oh, okay. Well, we need you to get Tootsie Rolls and bring them back. It's an emergency. Can you make it sound like an emergency? Say it like a bunch. They want Tootsie Rolls for the podcast episode. It's an intergalactic emergency. We must accomplish this mission. Oh, wow. That was good. We're all doing good right now, and they want Tootsie Rolls before the episode's over, so can you just hurry up and get those as soon as possible? Express shipping. Express shipping is what they're saying. Yeah.

My mom can. Oh, Jaeger's already gone, so it's perfect. So, are you, like, there there now? Abandon all other missions. No, don't abandon this mission. You go and grab that super quick, be as quick as possible. What is this? Don't worry about what she's grabbing me. And then you can get the Tootsie Rolls at, like, CVS or something and get here as soon as possible. What are you getting? Oh, my goodness. Why is she on the phone in the middle of the podcast? Why the long tail? Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. That was really funny. Bye. Wait, what is she getting you? Don't worry about it. What store is she at? Wait, no. No, no, no, no. What store is she at, Woody? What store is she at, Woody? Bath and Body Works. Barnes and Noble. Ulta? No way she's at Barnes and Noble. No, listen. I can defend myself right here, right now. Let's just see it.

Okay, I will. You're on the defense. No, pretty much I had placed an order at Barnes & Noble. Really? You mobile order Barnes & Noble? You mobile order books? You mobile order books?

because i needed it to be barnes and nobles so i get the points there so then i was like your new book yeah i've literally went all around looking for it and she looked and she was like if you order it at this one right now i'll pick it up when i go out and do your other stuff for you and i was like far away she's a she's at the um okay yeah so she's but she literally was like walking into the store when i called her but it's already on hold for her so she just needs to like grab it and go

Where is she? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So that's sorry, guys. You guys should have told me that beforehand. I feel like these Tootsie Rolls might not get here in time. Well, they got to. My mom can get them. We have Jolly Rangers. By the time your mom gets them, she'd already be back. Yeah. You think? Yeah. No, listen, that's not my fault that there was poor planning on y'all's part. We should have just got Tootsie Rolls on the way here. Well, they don't think about that.

We thought about everything else. Yeah. What do we have planned for this episode? It's the fun Halloween episode. Yeah. Well, me and Cash, we did... I don't know what I just want from you. We got costumes. I did the coolest magic trick of all time. And me and Cash kind of went over the top this year, if I'm being honest. Slink, would you come with me? Yeah. I'll come with you. What are you doing? What are you doing, Raph? You're moving too quick for her.

Her tail is so... Look at my tail. I like my tail. What is he doing? Maverick, what are you getting? We got the girls' boo basket. Oh, yes, I forgot about that. We did. Got y'all's boo basket. Okay. Kenzie, here's my boo basket to you. And Cash, here is my... Wait, no. You get to get this one. Here you go. Oh, get the...

I have a question about my boo basket. Oh, don't read the letter. Cash, give her that letter. Well, how come the letter in my boo basket says love Jaeger? Don't read the letter. As if it wasn't from you. I don't know how that got in there. Yep, this says, love you forever, your very best friend, Kate. One of my best friends' name is Kate. Well...

Cash, are you eating your wife's poo basket? It looks exactly like the poo basket we got yesterday from our friend. Y'all are actually so lame for that. He didn't even give me my poo basket yet. Look at him. He's eating the snacks out of my poo basket that my friend got me. That is wrong, man. Ew. Cash. Why are you eating it like that? I just feel like we should get a little credit for the work we went through. To carry them up the stairs? To carry them up the kitchen table?

To the studio. Okay. Well, as long as it's here, let me show you all my goodies. Yeah, let me show you. Wait, hold on. I get you a boo basket and you just don't even care. Tell me one item in this boo basket. Nerd clusters. What do they look like? Boom chicka pop. You got nerd clusters? They're orange. I got chopped hazelnut. What else is in my boo basket? Boom chicka pop. What else?

I don't remember everything I put in there. What book did you buy me that's in this? What? Book. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Or is there a book at all? There's a book. I just don't remember what book it was. What color is it? It's like a pink book, right? Did you actually take my trampoline? Purple book. No! No! Get it, Rex. She's not grateful for it anyways. No! He looks such like a gremlin, doesn't he? Yeah.

Oh, you broke my candle I got you. Did you just break something? She started breaking the mug I meant. It's the mug. Cash! But hey! That's quick Buzz! You got quick hands Buzz! Yeah, I'm the space ranger! That's just your face! You are such an intergalactic space ranger and I'm so proud of you for that! Um, so why is... This is the most unhealthy tramwax I've ever seen. Does anyone else think... You already opened it! I got no... I'm sorry.

You opened her candy? My candy that I bought her and I gave you some. You want some, Harper? Y'all are canceled. Y'all are so rude. What? What?

Our friend Kate actually went through the trouble of making us a boo basket. The same one that's bringing fizzy rolls right now. Yeah, the same girl that's literally running around town for us right now doing things we need her to do. Very important. As she's paid to do, which I paid her to make those boo baskets. No. She was so kind and made us the sweetest little boo baskets and the boys are trying to take credit for it. I paid her to make those boo baskets. No, you didn't, Maverick. No, you did not. And it doesn't mean anything if you were to pay her to make a boo basket. Why would that mean anything? It doesn't mean nothing. Like, not even a little. Not even a little? No, I get it.

That doesn't mean as much as a V-Mate. No, it doesn't mean anything. But it's something. At least I thought of you. I just didn't have time to like... Like at Christmas time, if you give Kate money and you're like, go buy Kenzie a Christmas present from me. What? Not acceptable. Yeah, that's not acceptable. Really? Who wants to smell my tail? I'll smell it. Did he do that to you? Okay, never mind. Cash? Yeah. For one of my gifts?

Did he give you money to go get Kate this gift? No. No, he didn't. Rex would not do that. Wait, I'm so serious. What did that happen? Rex is here right now. I don't even know who that is. Wait, can you tell me? What gift did he get me? No, no, no, no. I have never bought you a gift, Kate. No, she never has. Never will. No. Your birthday was...

Not. What did he get me for my birthday? Definitely something Rex picked out. Oh, no, that was for our anniversary. And your birthday. Okay.

Oh, for your birthday, he got you that sound machine. Oh, you're right. You got me a record player. Wait, why are you laughing like that then? Because she's trying to frame me. Okay, that makes me feel better. Well, you don't want a boo basket haul because our good, good friend Kate knows us so well. Whatever. Really? Because she got you stuff you can't eat. Yeah, I was going to say, your boo basket haul is probably not very good. Literally, she got me snacks I can have, and I think she just thought I'd be able to have that. It doesn't look like snacks.

Unfortunately, Casey's diet does not allow her to have chocolate. So I'll eat it. Wait, where's my other chocolate? You got one. Oh. My who chocolate? There's chocolate. I can't have that chocolate. Cash. My kale looks better. Wait a second.

I think I bought that chocolate. No, you didn't. Oh, my gosh. Y'all are out of your minds. No. Kate did get some from the grocery store. Barbara, would you like an M&M? So I bought you chocolate, and you didn't even care. No. You didn't buy her chocolate. I bought it myself. She gave me her card. Oh. Well, I picked it up. No. Which clearly the purchasing of it doesn't mean anything. We just discovered that. Yeah. Guys, I have an issue. Yes. What is it? Okay. So. Do you need me to eat them?

No, I don't need you to be my issues. Do you feel like you're a little behind? No, I basically, I need help, Kate. Yeah, what's up? I literally, what's it called? The guy that I'm talking to, he literally, like, what's it called? He started snapping photos of his ex-girlfriend to me. What? Stop talking to him. Interesting strategy. Should I give him one more chance and let him come over tonight with Brooke and everything? No. Yes. Yeah, you should bring him over here.

I will eat him. Is he saying something in these snaps? No, they were just like, so basically it was like one photo. It was like this girl kept leaving me unopened, and then she was like, yeah, I'm now going to snap her a photo of this guy that I'm talking to. And she did. And then he was like, oh, yeah, we're on good terms now because they weren't on good terms because they were fighting because they were exes or whatever. And it's fine, Mom.

It's fine. And um and Wait a second. And just wait. I'm waiting a second. What? This story smells like crap. I don't think it's true. You're making this up. All my life it's true. Okay well I don't know how much. So I don't know what to do. What? This is not a true story. Yes it is. Don't buy it.

What do I do? I say that honestly, I don't think you're gonna marry this guy, so like don't waste your time with him.

That's what I think. I think I might marry him. I don't think you will. Okay. At all. Actually, I don't think that's going to happen at all. I hear the groans coming from that general direction. Yeah, I know. My mom doesn't like him for some reason. Mom, why don't you like him? I think moms always have a reason for not liking a guy, you know? So annoying. And maybe you can't see it. I can. Y'all want me to do a body-ody dance? Yes. Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody.

Somebody sing it. No, there's a lot more before that, girls. It's Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ready? Go. Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Do it for real. Okay. Ready? Let's go. Body Crazy Kirby Wings. Body, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy.

I don't think I like that. Okay, I don't like that at all. Will you come dancing with us on Halloween? Are y'all going on Halloween? Oh, yeah. It's fun. It is so fun. Wait, you guys aren't going to pass out candy here? No, you just go like... Okay, if I was with you,

with you i would probably after after we come and pass out candy oh you'll be gone oh my god you'll be here no she'll be gone we throw sick halloween parties not gonna lie we did we did have a cute little party last year yeah kinsey was supposed to come and she didn't and then i was i was in temple nope i decorated the whole house so dude he went mav went crazy with his halloween is that why you thought kinsey was coming yeah holy cow you thought i was coming to

You should have seen this man. He was all over the house all day We were like we're gonna have some friends over for Halloween this man Decorates the entire house gets LED lights shining on the house inside the house. He gets like the top of the cabinets and having lights shine up on the cabinets He gets a cobweb that comes off our house. He's going crazy for like five hours. The outside decorated inside everything.

I refused to believe that was because of me. I said, Matt, what girl's coming? And he said, no, no, no girl's coming. I'm just decorating the house. I can't decorate the house, man.

I just want a Halloween party that's like cool. Like obviously we don't want a lame Halloween party. We're inviting people over, you know? And I was like, Matt, you ain't never even like done something like change a light bulb in this house and now you're going five hours into decorating it. Like his whole day was spent decorating for this Halloween party. And he was so offended when I was like, what girl's coming? Yeah. And then no girl's coming. And he was right. And then the girl didn't show up. He was right. Yeah, no girl was coming. Yeah, she didn't show up. To be fair, when

When Maverick invited me to anything, he was inviting my friends in hopes that I would come because he would never invite me. No, we were all in a group and I said, hey, you know...

We're having a Halloween party if you guys want to come. And they all were like, yeah, that sounds like fun. Yeah. And then only one of them came. So should we have a Halloween party again this year? I think only one came. I'm down to it. Oh, I was a baby last year. I wore a diaper. He was. That's all he wore was a big diaper. I was a giant diaper. I was Cinderella. What were you? I was a... What was I?

Oh, a Greek goddess. Really? Yeah, I don't know. That must have took a lot of acting. I was, was I? Oh, I was Harry Potter. And we didn't even go trick or treating last year? I think it was.

you were yeah yeah because i remember i wanted something i could dance and i was going dancing i saw pictures of you in a mario that was for the podcast yeah but dancing i saw pictures i also went out to a dance competition right after the podcast yeah do you have a problem with me or something yeah yeah i do well are you mad that you're the butt right now so half of the butt jokes like i get it i'm the butt end the tail end like it's not funny anymore you're the head end

I do have the heck. Yeah. So it's not funny. And the big floppy ears. Wait, who's going to wear that to our Halloween party this year? Alex should wear this with Michael. I fixed the tail. Oh, it looks great. Y'all would be a great duo. Thanks. That would be hilarious. What are you doing? Can you stop roaring? I'm sorry, but I seem a little off. Let's hear a roar. Oh.

- I remember being very upset last year at Halloween. - Wait, why? - I was really upset last year. - Huh? - Yeah, it was like really. - Really. - Wait, I didn't even know this. - Can we cue some sad music? - Yeah. - Okay, just a little bit of sad music right here. - Okay. - Got it, Alex? - Ready and go.

So last year for Halloween, I was like really excited because like it was the first Halloween, second Halloween in our house. And like it's actually going to pass out candy for the first year and like, you know, all the things. Yeah. And we got this package in the mail from Feastables and they had like the mini Feastable bars. Yeah. And all year they had sent us so many chocolate bars. We couldn't even get through them. So I was like, I'm going to save them for Halloween. Nothing stays on that wall. It's very sad. That was unfortunate.

Ruining the sad vibes. All right, back to the sad music. Cue the music back in. Go. So I was so excited that we were going to be the house with full-size Feastables and mini Feastables. I had bought in like so much extra candy in case we ran out.

It's hard to talk about. So I'm sitting outside passing out candy and it's freezing and Cash went and got the toilet for that to be our candy bowl. So we had a dirty toilet outside. We had a dirty toilet. I put poop on it to make it look... I put peanut butter on it to make it look like I pooped in it. Did he actually? Some parents would walk by and they were like, don't get candy out of that place. Yeah, there was like multiple parents who were like...

We're okay. They were like, oh, we'll go to the next house. I was like, what the? Yeah. Anyways. So I put out the feastables and stuff. And some of those kids, they were double fisting grabbing candy out of there. They were like, yeah. Because we didn't have a limit and full size candy bars inside there. Yeah. That's insane. Well, no, that's what upset me was I was like,

was like being very generous with the candy i was giving out because not only was i giving out all our feastables i also went and i bought i went and i bought full-size candy bars and i bought extra extra bags of candy just in case we ran out and i was like okay well i sat outside for a while most of the kids had come by and i was like okay everyone finally is like here for the halloween party so i'm just gonna like leave this out here with like a sign like i don't know i said like

What did we put on it? I don't even know. Please take one. No, not take one. I wouldn't have said take one. I was not going to be that house. But I like made it clear, like, don't take the whole bowl. That's just rude. And I literally, I kid y'all not, I went inside to go to the bathroom. All my candy is still there. I went inside to the bathroom and I walked back out and every piece of candy is gone. Well, why did you expect that? Every single...

Every single chocolate bar, every single full-size bar, every single tiny little piece of candy I had bought, completely gone. Probably got flushed. I have bought candy two years in a row.

And not a single trick-or-treater has come to my door. That's depressing. I'm sorry. So I've had candies till, like, February of the year. He's been real sad. Well, this neighborhood and, like, this area has a lot of kids, so. And then, like, people showed up and they, like, some people were, like, knew who we were. So I feel like they took advantage of that. And if I see you all again this year. What are you going to do? Fight them? No, you're not getting any of my candy this year. Because you took all of it last year. Greedy, greedy little kids. Somebody stole our cauldron. Yeah.

You're what? I'm sorry, what? Somebody stole our cauldron, right? You had a witch cauldron? Yeah. It's out there casting spells. It had all the fun candy in it and it got stolen. Wait, so you put all your candy in the cauldron and then somebody took the whole cauldron? Not even just dumped it out, they took the whole thing. Yes. That's crazy. Back the truck up right here, I got a cauldron.

That's kind of crazy. Somebody left their cauldron out. Did you guys ever do that? Were you ever the kid who like when they left out a bowl of candy? Listen. You took like the whole bowl. As a kid when I was going to the house, like this is me, right? Oh, the candy's right there. Oh, it's a bowl full of candy. It says please take one. I'm going to take it all. I'll take eight.

And I take eight. I don't take the whole thing. Eight. Okay. Eight is like, okay, if you say please take one, you got to expect kids to grab more than one. At least a handful. But it's the like 13 year old little boys who think it's okay to dump the whole bowl in their pillowcase. Oh my gosh. So annoying. Like it's so, it like ruins it for everyone else. And then it's like,

7 p.m and all the candy's gone and like no one can get candy for the rest of the night because one 13 year old boy thought it'd be funny to take the whole bag like it's not funny no not funny wait can we make can we make like a hallway to the front door this year that's like lined in black sheet paper and so it's real scary to go through and at the end it's like a big bathtub or something and cash is like laying in the bathtub with the candy

And they go to get a piece of candy. We should make a post for everybody to come to our house to trick-or-treat. Wait, what? Frick no. Are you kidding? That'd be so fun. I'm sorry. Did Jonah just hear Kenzie said we should make a big thing and then at the end of it just scare everyone. It's just Cash in a bathtub. I didn't finish my sentence. Okay, Cash is in the bathtub and there's candy over him. And this little five-year-old's like, candy.

Cash like, ah! Comes out of the bowl of candy, the bathtub of candy. Cash will enjoy that too. But you know what I would be down for? Not our house because like that's kind of crazy to just put our house address out there for people to trick or treat.

Oh, his dino toes are out. That is just disgusting. But I would be down to like get a location. They're so dry. I don't know, like a Walmart parking lot? Oh, that would be fun. Yeah, we go to a Walmart parking lot and we post on our story, everyone meet us here if you want candy. And we get a candy gun and we're like... That'd be so fun. We should do that. Or we just post our address and we make it sick.

That's kind of crazy. What's wrong with posting our address? Wait, at the live show because it's close to Halloween. We can have a little scary. That's scary. No, I mean, absolutely no way in heck will we post our house address because that's just kind of like crazy. Yeah. But I would be down to like actually like find a place we can go or we can't post the address. All right, we're clear. Oh, good. Look at my face.

It might have broke. No. No, that didn't break. Oh, did it break Alex? Well, I got him. Oh, he's coming back. Get on the ground, bud. Get on the ground. Guys, I think he's gone. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, don't worry. He's back. Someone's calling and Copeland's called twice now. Ow! What? And he's coming. Okay, he's gone. Okay.

That was the closest one. I thought you might have got caught. You literally just twisted my ankle. There's a snake in my boot. There's a broken ankle in my boot. Your brother just called you twice back to back. See if he wants to come over. We're having steak. Is he well? We're having steak tonight. Remember yesterday we said we're going to have steak tonight? That's kind of like cannibalism for you.

It's in the sink. Are you sure? Yeah, I put it in the sink. There's enough for Copeland? Yeah. And there's enough for Cash? Yeah. What? Well, yeah. I'm so excited. I got as much as we had last time. Is there enough for Ricky? Yeah. I'm really excited to eat steak with y'all and stuff. Dude, let's go. You can come hang out with us dudes because the girls are having a girls night, but they clearly didn't invite you, but we're inviting you to our... Did you call?

I'm inviting you to our steak night. You can play Madden with us. No, the girls aren't having a girls night, unfortunately. I'm on the podcast right now. Can I call you back? We're not. I will let you know when we have it. No, it's okay. Really? Okay, I'll put you on speaker. You're allowed. Oh, wait. Kenzie's on the phone. You're not just allowed. You're welcome. What do you need? Don't do anything weird. Do you have that Swiffer thing that you had at your old house? Okay, I gotta go. Bye.

He's asking about a Swiffer. He called like three times for a Swiffer. I can't wait. I said I'm on the podcast. He's been living on his own for a while and he just now needs a Swiffer. Yeah, it's been like a month and a half. The man's not cleaned his floors apparently. Dude, you are so thick. That is just crazy. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm really scared.

You gotta stop it. It won't go. I wanted the pumpkin to go on the wall, but the hole's too small. Just smash the pumpkin in the wall. Throw it at the wall. Why are the paintings not falling? Wait, guys, why does our whole house shake when we do things like that? I don't know. The whole house did kind of shake. Did you see that? The whole entire house shook.

I mean, if you want to be cool. Is that pumpkin comfortable to sit on? You've been sitting on that? Oh, you're turning it. Okay. Guys, I'm like, wait, wait. How do we know for sure that this wall behind us is not like a support wall? Yeah, you guys think this is a support wall? No. I don't know. We're going to find out next episode. What?

What? Well, it could have already happened, actually. Oh, my gosh. Yay. Because this episode is going out on Halloween. I'm glad Brooke is here because I'm glad it's not boring. Oh, no. This is not going to get boring today. Yay. Oh, my blood pressure just spiked thinking about that. Shaky noir. Your blood pressure spiked thinking about what? Yeah. Dude, he really wanted that Swiffer. He really wants that Swiffer. That's good.

I'm excited to do the Tootsie Roll thing. It was the funniest thing in the world last year in Castro. Oh, I know. What's our ETA? Can we get an ETA on the Tootsie Rolls? Y'all are literally like, this is your own fault. Y'all didn't think about this beforehand. I know. I feel so stupid that we forgot the Tootsie Rolls. What the? So my name is Woody. Hey, do you know how much longer before the Tootsie Rolls are here?

Oh gosh, she had to go to two places because the place she went to first didn't have any. She's checking out now. Do you know how long before you're here? Speed! Oh, perfect. That'll be the end of the episode. And then people will wait until the end of the episode. Do you guys think this would scare the other... Does this prove that I'm King Dinosaur? I have another dinosaur's head on a stick. Oh gosh. My artwork is literally so destroyed for you, Cash. Give me paw.

My picture frame doesn't hang right because of you. At the live show, I'll dab him up. Oh, but the live show already happened. Did you dab him up? That's true. Looks like I already held his hand. Never do that again, are you? You definitely got warts now. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. Well, that just goes with your costume. Listen, we looked it up. 10% of people have...

What was that? Oh, yes. Yes. You remember what Maddox had? The Asgood Slaughters? Yes. Asgood Slaughters. And I was like, I have it. I have it. I have it. After the episode, guys, I looked it up on YouTube and I've already watched all those videos on it. It was already watched on YouTube. He's already looked it up. Yeah. And I was like, yes, that is the thing I have. I've already done research on it. So you have it? I looked at it and 10% of...

People have it. And you fall on that 10%, you believe? Yeah. That's questionable. Everybody loves this. Everything is self-diagnosis. So, like, I'll take you to an actual doctor and get diagnosed. No, it's not self-diagnosis. It's really so simple. If the top of your tibula is tender right here. You have it? It's always tender, especially when you play sports. Like, that's what it is. And that's what I have. Okay. And it's very tender. What the? Did you just? Yo, that dog just. Wait, did y'all hear something? That dog just gasped.

She went. It wasn't her. It was Slink. Okay. Wait, that's crazy. It was Slinky. Did you see the face she made when she did it? She went. I'm going to zip up my trail mix. My friend dared me. My friend dared me. I can't believe you did that. That's crazy.

I'm turning back to the old times. Any good Halloween stories? Yes! We don't want to hear about your cauldron. I want to hear about your cauldron. Really? Oh my gosh, you know what? I do have a good Halloween story. I got sick on Halloween. It was when I was going to be the Wicked Witch of the West. I painted my face green. Then I threw up and I had the stomach bug. So you really were green. Yeah, I really was green. Didn't we lose you on Halloween? No.

Oh. You got lost, didn't you? I was, like, telling my story, but, uh... I thought that was the end. No. Oh, my gosh. Is she okay? Um, no. I was, like... I was, like, you know, throwing up, and that's the end. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, didn't we lose you on Halloween? I would never get lost. No, no, no. I'm pretty sure you were, like, so lost. Was I lost on Halloween? I think you were, bro. You were gone, bro. What are you, calling Mom and Dad? Yeah, I'm about to find out right here. Make sure you put the mic right next to the mic. Oh, it's here. Max volume.

No, Matt, right here. I'm pretty... No, Matt, right here. It's here. Matt, right here. The top of the mic. Hey! He keeps switching on. Mom? Yeah? Did we lose Cash on Halloween one time? Lose him? Like, didn't, like, he get lost on Halloween or something? Not that I can remember. On Main Street? Or somewhere, potentially? He was lost.

I would never get lost. We did lose Bradley. But, I mean, I know I was never... I never got lost as a child. But didn't Cash get lost? I never got lost.

He's like trying to make them say that yes, he did. No, I never got lost. Well, Maverick, there's your answer. They already told you no. When did I get lost? At the Renaissance Fair. And then you were mad when you finally found it. She thought it was our fault. You wandered away. I didn't wander away. That's so unbranded. I don't even remember, but you definitely left me there to die, it sounds like. We turned around and you were gone. At a Renaissance Fair, too? There's probably horrible people there.

Yeah, you were mad when you found us and finally found you. Yeah. That's the only time I really remember. I remember you getting lost at the fair one year, I think. Okay, you're... All right, I'll talk to you later. I'm on a podcast. All right. Yeah, don't call me on the podcast. Okay, all right, bye. Wow, so Maverick got lost. And he was trying to say cash. That's crazy. Accusations turn into...

Tuesday. Oh. Accusations turn into consequences. I don't know. I thought your tongue would come off.

Guys, I'm so hyped for the Toasty Rolls. I want to see Cash throw up again. Oh, he's going to throw up. Wait, what happened last year? It was the funniest thing in the world. Kate ran out of the room. She's like, and I was like, ew, he's puking. I remember my voice. You can't run away this year. Yeah, I know. But anyways, what's it called? Cash ate a big chili thing from Chili Cheese County Footlong Sonic.

Best thing from Sonic. Yeah, he ate the hot dog before and then they did the Toasty Roll Challenge and he gagged because all the Toasty Rolls stuck together in his mouth so he was like, can you hide your

You know one time for Halloween I was a bending machine

You've told us this. Oh really did you also know I was a money tree? Yes. No, no we didn't. I was also a robber Lego. A what? A robber Lego. Like a bad Lego? I was a people Lego. Oh wow. Me, Mav, and my sister and these other three people all dressed up for Halloween as Legos.

And Alex, were you a Lego too? Oh, and Alex. There was seven of us. There was seven of us Legos. Alex was a Lego, me, Mav, my sister, and then our other three friends. I was a solid Lego man. And everyone was Legos. No, I don't think you were a Lego man. I think you guys were the block. No, no, no. All of us were Lego blocks. And then Maverick was a Lego man. And then I wanted to be an evil Lego.

Of course he did. So I was an all black Lego with a ski mask and a pellet gun. Wait, what did you just say? A pellet gun? Wait, that's...

funny you like did not want to be a lego at all but they said you will be a lego and you said fine but if i'm gonna be a lego i'm gonna be a bad one yeah it's a bad lego i was a feisty lego that's crazy and maverick was a lego man and maverick also was a pekka from clash of clans oh you guys don't know what a pekka is no harper what's been your favorite halloween costume you've ever done oh i went to the state fair one time and got a donut from i won a donut oh you found candy no

No, I won a big donut, and this guy, he gave it to me at the state fair. It was, like, this purple donut with sprinkles on it, and it was, like, a DIY costume. Uh-huh. So we made it, and, like, I got a little turtleneck, and I cut out straws, and my mom helped me, like, glue the straws on the thing, and, yeah, and then I put the donut, like, around, like, a necklace so I could put it on. Yeah. Yeah, I was a donut. Wow. Yeah. That's good, a purple donut. Yeah, I kind of missed those times. They were fun. Oh, my goodness, I

found it what he was an evil lego i told you lego ski mask okay let me see let me see it i was a lego man why did mav get to be the lego man and everyone else had to be his building blocks because i made my costume handmade by me i was an evil lego i told you

That's so funny. The other seven Legos. I think there is a picture with all of us, but I don't know where it is. Why were you an evil Lego? That's hilarious. Make sure you text it to Alex. Why were you an evil Lego? I saved it to his camera roll already. Oh, okay. That is crazy. Oh my gosh, Kate. I like how your watch matches your outfit.

Thanks, Woody is like- Watch matches the buckle, that's crazy. And the- Oh, you're a little sheriff? Yeah, I mean, what can I say? Woody's- Woody- Listen, Toy Story was made in like what? Was it 19- 1989. No. No, was it 90- It was 99 or 2001? Oh, I found Alex too! Let me see. Here's the picture with all of us. Alex is the- Alex is the green one on the far side. Oh!

Oh my gosh. Let me see. His superman just sent us... Oh my gosh. Wow, that was like a... That was a squad. Oh, Harper's so cute. I know. She said this was stomach bug Halloween.

Should we all be Legos for an episode? Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. Yes, let's be Legos. I'll be the evil one and take it. Be Legos for Halloween. Yeah, let's be Legos. I feel like a Lego has got to be the most unflattering look. Like you'll look like a boss. Costume ever. That's what Nogre wants to look like a boss. I've got to show you all the pumpkin that we carved one year, me and my friends. It's Elmo on fire. Wow, that's creative. I hate carving pumpkins, dude. If anyone's ever like, you want to carve a pumpkin? Absolutely freaking not. No, I don't.

I don't like carved pumpkin. Pumps are not fun. I would hate a pumpkin. They're gross. I've carved one every year. It's gross. It's so gross. It's so disgusting. I carve one every year and I'm not going to be able to this year. Alex, get a nice pop-up on your Lego. That's funny, man. The green Lego? It's me and Alex, the black and green Lego, man. Oh, man. Do you have a... What was that? The Sid cut? Is that what he had? Yeah. Alex is Sid there, bro. That is Sid if I've ever seen Sid. Sid the science kid. Oh, you're really...

were a donut. Wait, let me see it. You were like a baby. Oh my gosh, I did not remember that. I did dress up for Halloween a few years ago. Wait, what were you? That's so cute. I was Cody from Zack and Cody. What? Were you actually? That's actually crazy. I want to see. Pop that one up. Text that too. Pop all these up. Let me see it. That's so funny. Oh, I have a costume I actually have been meaning to want to do. Oh my goodness. There's Zack and Cody. Who are you that with? My friend Tegan.

That's hilarious. I have a costume I've been wanting to do, but I don't know if I should say it yet. What? What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Wreck-It Ralph. Who the heck? What is that? Say it, Rex. Rex, say it. Share with the group. Okay, yeah, go ahead and say it. What? I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and it's really been on my heart. What? Did I get the wrong interpretation? Okay, yeah, go ahead and... What is that? A naked mole rat from Kim Possible.

That's terrible. Go ahead and say what you want to be, Kate. I want to dress up as Greg and Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Gosh, that would be so funny. That was pretty random. Greg and Rowley. Yeah. Will you be Rowley? That broken arm is the best thing that ever happened to you. Don't talk to me. Don't come by my house. Don't come by my house.

we're done we're done dude we're done yeah no have you seen the clip of the two actors off camera the diary of a wimpy kid kids and they were singing this song from spongebob they were like it's all about you pearl on your 16th birthday they were like literally so funny because it was like they were real life greg and raleigh it was cute well yeah can i have my phone back wherever it went oh i

It's right here. Tootsie Roll ETA. I mean, unfortunately, I don't want to call her again because, like, I've called her three times on the podcast. Do you guys realize we've taken four phone calls this podcast? Wow, that's kind of incredible. Not going to lie. New record. You guys made me call Kate twice. Kinty answered Copeland. Mav called his parents. That's four phone calls. And Kinty's still on right now. I'm looking for Elmo. The Elmo show.

Listen, guys. This is crazy. We were all on our phones. And I think this was the only episode Harper didn't get on her phone. Yeah, we've all been on our phones. Harper, good job. That was great. You guys should understand what the last week, two weeks, I don't even know how it's looked like for us. We have our live show coming up next weekend. Woo!

We are extremely unprepared. So like all of our, am I singing queen bee? I've been so busy. I have like, I'm not, I'm not even capping about 25 unanswered texts from people that I went on a little trip to, to this place for like two days. And that was not smart timing at all. And almost the half, almost the whole time we were sitting there trying to work too. I hear Tootsie rolls out the door. I hear Tootsie rolls out the door. Did I just hear we were trying to work too? Kenzie definitely worked all day, every day. I do recall. Oh my gosh. Oh,

all right who's gonna eat the most wait we got is it just harper and cash just harper okay okay good i don't know okay i'm unwrapping for you no cheating this year okay no cheating this year they're gonna eat that many oh yeah this is gonna be crazy oh i

Learn our lesson are we not getting a puke bucket? Yeah, this is a terrible idea Get the little white bins they each get their own little puke bucket. This is actually a horrible idea We actually have puke buckets ready Last year he vomited everywhere. Don't eat them there for the game. Why are we doing this again? My grandpa he

He only gives Tootsie Rolls out for Halloween. That's kind of sad. But that's so grandpa-y. Okay. Everybody cast your votes now on who you think is going to throw up. Cash or Harper? Throw up. I think Cash is... Like, it's in the cards for Cash, unfortunately. There will be no throwing up this year. There will be. There will be.

- I'm already feeling nauseous. - Honestly, you guys should just click off now if you don't like vomit. - I kinda just wanna eat 'em, those look so good. - They're chocolate round things. - I haven't had a Tootsie Roll in years, I haven't tried one. - I know, I haven't had a Tootsie Roll in so long. - It's probably been about a year since the last time Cash had one too. - Yeah, actually, maybe, that might have been the last time I had a Tootsie Roll was when I threw 'em up. - Well, honestly, you know what's a very safe assumption to make? That, uh... - Are we ready? - No. - Mav, you were supposed to be helping her unwrap it. - He's literally sitting there unwrapping them

them wow he's eating them bro like very helpful he's so skinny i love it they're so skinny so healthy they're so healthy well none of them trust me with the tootsie rolls for some reason to help him unwrap them should we put like 20 in our lap to start off with yeah we need like a bunch of them in our oh i'm a speed unwrapper i can do this yeah he did it really fast last year he's got all hers too in her lap that's so funny guys listen last year this game went south okay and

And that's why I didn't even cross my mind to buy Tootsie Rolls sooner. Can you? Why are you wearing your hat so weird? Because it doesn't fit my head, okay? I think Woody's head is supposed to be a little bit bigger than this. All right, that's your next Tootsie Rolls. Let's go. I'm scared. KZMab, keep on rapping. All right. I did see a little fuzzy thing on one of those. But it does take a little while to actually eat them, so we might have to speed this up. Yeah. Okay. No, no. We're good. We're good. We're just going to go one at a time. All right.

I'm sorry, it just popped back into my head. Why? Wait, wait, wait. Never mind, we can talk about this after. Okay, ready? Everybody, we're gonna count together. We're gonna go one, two, one. Cash is scared of cheating. Okay, you count. Ready? Okay, ready? Three, two, one. One! I believe in you, Slink. Two, three! This one's all shaped weird. Five!

Oh no, we can't cheat this time. Are you supposed to be swallowing or just putting it on your cheeks? Six. Don't hurry. I saw this news story one time. It's very intense. Seven. Oh man, I think on like 12 they started dying last time. Seven. Eight. Oh my gosh, Harper.

You can tap out if you need to. We so cheated so much last time. You're so done this time. Nine. Harper, how do you even compete? Cash has the biggest mouth. Well, we had to cheat last time. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Oh, no. Do you want to go ten? Ten.

Oh no. He's literally a chipmunk, what? He like still has so much hair. I feel good. He has only filled one cheek. The other side of his face is still- Oh, there's hair all over that one. Ready, ready? Yeah. Keep it going, Kate. Eleven. Okay. Twelve. Twelve. Stop doing nothing! Don't put your twelve in! Ready? Yeah.

- Fourteen. - Her lips are folding over. - Eww, not the toes! - No, you're fine. You're fine. - Oh, I can't look. That's gonna make me gag, Harper. - Oh! - We're at fourteen? - Ready? - Okay. - Fifteen. - You're probably good. I don't think they're gonna get through all those. - Here, Matt. I have tons. - Oh, we got tons. - I think you might stop unraveling. - Ready? Here we go. Here we go.

16 17 you're chewing cash 18. Okay 18. I agree. Okay 19 20 come on cash bit 20 How are we cheating? Oh

- Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper! - Put it in, put it in, put it back in. - No! - Put it back in. - How is she cheating? - She's not cheating, she's literally eating them. - How am I supposed to eat this? - Why are you selling him? Oh, Harper! - That's not true, we're not cheating. I would never cheat. - No!

Get it back in there. Get it back in. I can't look. This is not real life. She's fine. She's fine. We can keep going. Okay. She's good to keep going. All right. Do another Tootsie Roll. Come on. Okay. What are we at? 20? I don't know. I think we're at 20. Just do another one. 27, whatever it is. Okay. Ready? This is 20. One. Ew. Ugh. Are you ready? Yes. Let's keep going.

21! Okay, get it in there Cash! Okay, 22! Put the 22 in! Here. No chewing Cash, come on, put them in! 22! 23 guys, come on! 23! No, they're full size! They're full size! 23! 23!

He is squeezing that in there. Oh I did everything I could Harper. I'm so sorry. Oh, this is gross to look at But Harper looks pretty gross would you like to wash it down? Okay? Here you go costume and then I'm gonna be the one

No, this costume's thrown away after this. Oh, you done? Okay. I'm done. All right. No, keep going. Keep putting them in. Keep putting them in. We're not done, Cash. Put that back in your mouth, Cash. Cash, don't you spit that out. Put that in. No, Cash. No, Rex. Rex. No. Good dinosaur. There you go. This cannot be good for his teeth. He's fine. Don't worry. Cash has already had so much money put into his teeth. You can chew a little bit if you need to to mush him around. Just don't swallow.

Okay. Oh my gosh! This is so- Put another one in my heart! This is really gross. I'm just gonna go hang out, alright? Let's go, Rex. Wait, what number is he on? 25? I don't know. 26? 27? Almost. 28? Okay, start chewing. Get them all connected in there. Oh no. This is really gross. This is so gross. Here you go, Kate. Here you go. Here you go more. Oh, he's got spit all over his feet. 30. Oh.

You gotta chew, Cass. 31. You gotta start chewing those to get them back in there. That's so gross. 32. 33. 33. His nose is squished. Turn to the side. He's not gonna be able to breathe soon. Sorry. Here you go. Here you go. This is a good Snapchat thumbnail. Here you go. If somebody can take a photo. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. 30. Yeah. Oh. Oh, 31.

Stand next to him. Get a photo. Y'all gotta get together. 32. Oh. That's Snapchat. Yeah. Oh, no. 0.5 maybe? I don't know. Let me get one now. Oh, that is... You guys, just look at that coming out of her mouth. What is going on? Oh, gross. Oh, 33. You gotta start chewing that. How is that in your mouth right now? 34.

Bro, you look like you should audition for Planet of the Apes. 37. Do you realize he put a whole bag of Tootsie Rolls in his mouth? Here. There you go. No. No! No! That just came out of Harper's mouth. He started swallowing. Get that in there. Oh my god. Oh.

Oh no. Oh. Oh, that's disgusting. What in the world? You can fit more in there, I believe. Oh my gosh. Dude. It looks like a turd. Okay, throw it away. It looks like a mold of your jaw. You can see your teeth everywhere. Oh my gosh. Dude, start eating that thing. You can fit more in. I never want to see Tootsie Rolls again. Shut that in your mouth. Back in. Back in. I can't look. That's actually so gross. You sure? Yeah. Oh.

It's dripping. Start getting it in there. That's it. I can't. Okay. That's my point where I throw up. That's the point. We should cut the episode here. Bye, guys.