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get married on the 14th and i don't know if she wants to get married at all anymore maverick you're pulling a joke on me no i'm not granny i don't have this kind of love listen my heart can't don't cry don't cry
Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to another episode of Math. Hand me the can. Wait, the can? Hand me the can. My can? Yes, hand me that. Oh, that's some... Hand me that. I'm gonna crush you with my hand. No. That should dry, because he won't be able to. This is my last cold one. No, just hand it to me. Hand it to me. No! Just hand it to me. Give it to me. You're just gonna take it away from me. Do you think I can crush you with my hands?
Then you got nothing to worry about. I think Kinsey should try to shotgun this. That's what I think. Okay, after I crush it. Let me crush it first. Oh, by the way. It's going to get everywhere. I would like to just make a statement since we're on the topic of shotgunning. Hold on. Thanks, Harper. What? Do you guys remember a couple months ago, Mav shotgunned a Red Bull in our kitchen? He did. And it went all over. And for literally a couple days after, we kept finding more sticky spots. And he was like, it's not the Red Bull. It's not the Red Bull. Cool story, bro. All right, here we go. Ready? Listen. Sorry. So then...
Like two weeks ago, they sent me a video of Kinsey shotgunning a Red Bull. I almost threw up everywhere. And there was sticky stuff all over again. So I just would like to confirm that me and Chase were right. It was the Red Bull. All I know is there's sticky stuff about to go everywhere when Cash just squeezes the thing. I'm glad you said that story, Kate. It's not that impressive. That thing's so thin, it's not even cool. Like anyone could do it. Harper could do it. Let Harper do it. Watch, this is how unimpressive it is. Just crush it like this. Okay? Okay. Just like that. There's no way she can do that. Wait, what?
Wait. Yeah, there's no way, man. Okay, Kate's next. Okay. Kate's next. Second weakest. Oh, no. Okay, Kinsey. What was that? Okay, Kinsey. I'm thinking Kinsey might crush it. Do it over there. Can you hold my alani? Yeah. Can I squeeze with both hands? Yeah. I told you. I told you. Okay, now it's your turn, Kat. The airbrush.
Well, why am I going next? Because we're doing like weakest. Yeah, weakest or strongest. We both know that. I don't think there's any reason why you should just be. We know my hand strength is stronger than yours. Boom! Yeah.
You know. I think Cassius is bigger. No. Thank you. Thank you. Who lost to arm wrestling? Who lost in arm wrestling? I have bad wrists. Oh, yeah. And so your bad wrist is going to be able to crack that open? I have bad wrists. Rock, paper, scissors. Give me it. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay, squeeze it. Rock, paper, scissors. No, play. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Look at you losing. Dang it. Okay. Here we go. Squeeze it all over your guitar. Well, you can't put your fingers like that. You've got to squeeze it. That's what they did.
I'm so scared. Give me that thing. Harper's like, spray it in my eyes. She's like, nah, give me that thing. Hold on, hold on. You just tried, bro. Now he's got his fingers. I see your fingers. What do you mean? Did you see them? What do you mean, like this? Yeah, he's like putting his fingers. Oh, if anyone could do it, it's me with my claws. I can do that. It's not like my nails are going to cut it. Okay, whatever. I think that's cheating. I think the girls didn't do that, but.
You can't do it, just give it to Matt. It's gonna get all over that guitar. It is. Cash, give it to me. Hey, Matt, move that guitar. There's no way. If Matt busts it, Cash is just gonna say everyone worked in for him. He can't bust it. Also, your homie's literally crossing his feet. I didn't use my fingers, he went. You were too, you literally had it in between your legs. No. Okay, this thing is a little stronger than I thought it was. I told you you can't, nobody can break that. You're gonna pop that over his feet. I told you.
No, no, no. Ready? Harper's so scared. Here, come sit down. Alright, grab my hand. No, no, no. You grabbed that side. Oh, I'm so nervous. Squeeze like this. Squeeze like this. What? We can't both get our hands on. We can't both get our hands on. I can spell it. Oh, that's Eulania. Now grab my hand. No. Yes.
- Oh, that's so romantic. - There's two guys holding a Red Bull. - Nothing weird about it. - I'm gonna crush your hands. - It's indestructible! - Can I break it? - Wait, is this a real can of Red Bull? - That's it, give me that. - No, give me it. I got it. Guys, we will break the Red Bull. - That's a good video. - That's a good video. - Oh, I got it! - Oh, oh! - I crushed it! - Oh, oh! - Okay, you drink it! - You put your crusty lips on it. - I hate Red Bull! You drink it! - We all know I'm the strongest.
- I cracked it open. - Harper said that you guys just kissed. - You poked it. You just poked a hole in it. You didn't crush it. I cracked it open. - Cut back to something. I think he used an object to crack it. - What? This guy instantly accuses me of cheating 'cause he lost. - That is gonna be sticky all over this carpet. - It's like the little water gun. It's just squirting it. Oh yeah, tape that up. - Oh, you can still drink it like that. - Matt, tape it. - Yeah, there you go. - Wait. - Oh gosh. - Can you do an Ollie?
- How did you even know that was? - You were a little skater girl? - Okay. - I was about to say anybody can do that trick, but I guess not. - Okay, wait. - No. - It was so close. - Literally anyone can do it. - It was close. - If you do it three times and you fail, this is gonna be highly embarrassing. - Cash, can you even do that? - Yeah. - Yeah. - After I do it, you do it. - Okay. - Yay! - Now do it one footed. - She's a skater girl. Can you sing like a skater girl song?
Hey, wait, wait, wait, bring it over here and do it. Yeah, there you go. Okay, now do an ollie. What the heck is an ollie? No, you have to scrape your foot back and then... Okay. What? How do you know this? I used to be a skater girl, I'm not kidding. You don't scrape your foot backwards. So many hidden talents. All right, let's see it, Harper. I feel like she's done everything in her life. You don't scrape your foot backwards. Play piano. What was that? Rode the skateboard. Take time to paint it. You got some air on that one, dog. What?
You literally look like a walrus. No she doesn't. She looks like a harper on a skateboard. Just without the teeth. You can do an ollie on this without um, right? I can do an ollie on that. Even without shoes. Not on the carpet. First of all, the first trick, how could you fail that?
okay now i'm gonna do it that wasn't even that cool it was cooler like three times your size so it looks like you should be able to my feet are just so small yeah that feet catch blonde girl with some big red toe her big pink toe right is insane okay do the ollie it's gonna be highly embarrassing with socks i told you you can't scrape your foot back
That was pretty good. Can you get away? That was pretty good. Like far away. That hurt my pinky toe. I scraped it on the tape. Yeah, this was like, come on, heart. Weak. Weak. I feel like I should be able to do that. I did it at the end. Yeah, I think Kate can even do that. Oh, that's pretty good. What the? Is that what an ollie is? You just jump. Just jump up in the air. You wait.
- You put me in my seat too. - Yeah. - It's kinda hard to land on the carpet. - Did you hear Kinsey? She goes, "Is it just jumping in the air?" - I feel like you're like breaking the floor. - Breaking the floor? - Just like you're landing. - Is that fat? - Landing like so aggressively. Like land with lighter feet please.
That was a lighter feel. Alright, wait, let Kate try. Let Kate try the thingy. Yeah, or kids. You see over here, it's just jumping. Try the little flippy thing, Kate. From this side. You gotta stay on this side. I'd like to see you jump and make the skateboard come off the ground. Yeah, there you go. In house slippers. This is crazy. Your big muffin man shoes, Kate. Alright, let's see it.
Oh my gosh, she almost took out the camera. She was horizontal with it. She thought Michael Jackson. She forgot to like, you forgot how to step off. Try it again, try it again. I can't, that camera. I thought you were going to face plant, I really did. Alright, now try the Holly.
I swear if she does it better than me. Alright, here we go. Watch her just freaking send it in the sky. My vote is she jumps, the board doesn't come with it. Alright, here we go, Kate, come on. It hurts so much. Okay, maybe you should sit down. Maybe you should sit back down. Alright, Kinsey, your turn. I can't. Watch Kinsey pull out all these tricks. Kinsey's really standing up saying, hold my drink. Kinsey low-key just does like a kickflip where it's like, what the? What?
From my experience holding something when I get good. All right, try the first thing. There you go. All right. It's scary. If you get it first, T2.
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- I was joking the first time. - You jump with your back foot and then you raise your front foot. - Well, y'all didn't give me a tutorial. - That wouldn't have helped. Just jump and raise the board with you. - Whoa. - Whoa. - That looks like how a cash was. - I had an Ollie before and a kick flip. - Oh, here we go. - I think that's enough skateboard for today. - I want another try. - Can we rank who did the best?
We might just cut this. Yay, yay, very impressive Harper, very impressive. Yo! Wow, you killed it. Four plus four equals... Hey, that was very cool. Oh, I got one more! No, we're done, we're done. You're gonna die. Ooh. Cash. He did have a crazy- his toes were like curling over the side. Wow. What? His toes were like gripping.
I actually used to be a skater girl back in my day. No, I'm not kidding. I was obsessed with this girl named Skylar. She's in the Olympics now. Let me swallow my gum. It's gonna be my stomach for seven years. Oh, that is crazy. No, but what's it called? I literally... Whoa, you almost killed my mind. No, what's it called? I was... That wasn't even funny. All right. I was obsessed with this girl named Skylar. She's a skater girl.
She was in Jordan Matters video once and she like... And how... Does this mean you were scared of her? She was on a roll, Cash, and you just...
off. I'm just wondering the part where you were the skater girl. And then I had a ripstick for Christmas and I was obsessed with it. I actually had an ollie on the ripstick or a wheelie on the ripstick and ripsticks are hard to do wheelies on. Like you can't do any other tricks on wheelies but then I got a skateboard from Target that had You can't do any other tricks on wheelies? No on um freaking no not A heely? You can do some other tricks. Yeah I almost did but it's harder. It's harder. For real for real.
What are you doing? What did you just say? I love podcasts for real, for real. She said, I'm on the podcast for real, for real. Oh my. Well, anyway. Sorry, it was for my vlog. It's okay.
Just don't do it again. Just don't do that again. Then I got an $18, I remember I bought on my own my own $18 skateboard. Can you just sit up straight? Thank you. You know what Mav told me today? What? Me and him were just chilling in the living room. He looks at me, he goes, I'm just on my phone doing something. I look over, Mav's sitting like this. In his words, he goes,
I don't know how Harper does sits like this. What? And he goes, I'm trying to sit like Harper right now and it's very uncomfortable. It's just the most so comfortable. It's so comfortable. Can you sit with your legs on that side so they can get a side angle? Really? Look at this. It's not like bad posture. It's like trying to have just a different posture than everyone else. They get her a pillow. The Carvajal arch right here. It's like an actual seat and I can go low
Oh wow, that's very brave. What's it called? What? Oh yeah, go ahead. You were skating? Well yeah, I was skating and I learned, my dad helped me. We went to the skate park and I learned some tricks and yeah. Can you roller skate? Yeah.
I can rollerblade. I'm really fast at roller skating. It was so embarrassing. Roller skating or blading? On one of Cash and I's first date, he takes me roller skating. Oh, God. And he literally left me by myself because he was just doing laps around the rink. It was like our second or third date. I left her in the dust. Because she was like, can you even roller skate? I was like...
Oh, can I? Couples are supposed to hold hands. Give me the blades. Yes. And he literally gassed me for the entire, like, it wasn't a date. It was me skating by myself and Cash just dusting me. Here's the thing about if I go roller skating. It's a vibe. You have to vibe with the music. Yeah, and I'm very good. I'm very good at going fast. It's so fun. We should go roller skating.
I tried. I literally tried. Let's go tonight. No, you shut up. I tried to get the whole house to go roller skating. Would you guys like to go roller skating tonight? I would go. Oh, shut up. It's an act. Yeah, as long as we get home before 1030. What the? This is all an act, guys. I tried to get them to all go roller skating one day. They all look at me and they were like, roller skating? Oh my gosh. I wasn't feeling good that day. You know the one famous guy? Everyone told me that. The famous guy that works at Interskate? I do know who you're talking about. I've seen him.
I'm friends with him. There's a guy that works... Why is he famous and works at Interscape? His account's like a roller skating... He does like skater tricks. But anyways, what I'm saying is I'm really, really... Me and Mav, we're really good at getting going fast, but we cannot stop...
I can stop it. You cannot stop sideways. Are you blading or are you skating? They're on four wheels. They're not blading. What? I can blade. I inline blade. What are you talking about? You can't go backwards? No, I can ride backwards too. No, no, don't laugh at me. We can blade. I said I can ride backwards. They laughed again. I can ride backwards. I can ride backwards on ice skates and blades. I know we can on ice skates. It's the same as blades.
That's it. I say we go and we all race. Play a song. Every year when me and Mav, when our school, and when I mean school. You just got ignored. I know. What did you say? Try to do this with your hand. Bet you can't. That's not what you said. She said I can do that. Or can Alex. What did you do the last episode? I can do it. Harper, what did you do the last episode? I forgot. It was like this or something.
I'm trying to think. Are you talking about when I made fun of your pinky? Wait, is that it? No, Harper was doing like. Oh, putting your pinky down. You can't. Oh, there it is. Something.
Yeah, it was that because then I didn't like this. Wait, guys, can we go on a little skate date? Yes, and I hope, oh my gosh, do I hope, my favorite, favorite, favorite thing about the roller skating rink is the limbo and the races they do. I won every year until I got too tall. I want to go to the roller skating rink. Would you go with us if we went? I think I'd beat you in the limbo.
I would. Want a limbo right now? You want to bet on it? Yeah, let's limbo right now. Okay, I'll limbo right now. Alex, can you find us a stick? The guitar. I'll get a stick in about five seconds. The guitar. That's not a stick. Three. Okay, that'll work. Here's a stick. Okay. We need two volunteers to hold it. Okay. Good thing we have people on our team.
We have a lot. Alright, um, wait, wait, wait, first we need, uh, you guys need to vote on who's gonna win. Oh, I'm not going. Raise your hand if you think Harper's gonna win. You want me to go? Maybe I should go. Okay, raise your hand if you guys think Harper's gonna win. Oh, I'm winning. Wait, you're playing? Oh, let's go. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, does it matter how you go under? Yeah, it's just, right, but the only thing is, like, your feet have to stay on the ground. Like, nothing else can touch the ground. No, you have to go, like, under.
You have to go under, how many? One, as long as the feet are on the bed. No, Harper just said you can't be the weirdo who just walks out of bed. What? You can't do that. You can't touch the-- Yeah. We're not making rules here. What are you doing? I'm moving the mics so they can hear us. OK. All right, Harper, you go first. Hey, limbo. All right, you guys should have to leave. Wait, there's an actual song. Limbo, jam, jam.
Wait, is it if you touch it or is it if it falls? If you touch it. Okay, what song should we sing? Otherwise you can lift it up and stay back. You already lost! No, no, no, you start. Hold on. Don't make me laugh. Don't make me laugh! Alright. What? You fell! These are stupid rules. Hold on. You guys really adjusted the rules ever since I played. What? What?
When I played, you just had to roller skate like this. When you played, you were probably three foot tall. It's like I used to wait until I got tall. You're back. Shut up. Instead of picking you up. Everyone just shut up. I mean, focus. What is that? What? Walking like the Edna person. Okay. Do it. Just loosen up. Stop being so stiff.
That's a lot lower. That's good. That's good. There's a new queen bee. There's a new queen bee. Go for it. There's a new queen bee. Oh, stop that. Okay. No! Hey, judges, judges make the decision. And have them touch it. Here we go. I'm kidding. What the heck? It looked like the guy on the car was...
You have such tiny steps though. Alright, here we go. That was good. Oh my gosh. Alright, lower. Lower! Yeah, there we go. Oh, it's happening for me. Alright. She cleared it with ease. What? Why are you laughing at me?
I'm done, I quit. I don't even wanna do this anymore. All of you are such bullies. Even Harper's mom is laughing at me. - Oh my gosh. - That was insane, I need to see it again. - How do we know this is the right height? It was lower than that, I think. Okay, here we go. Oh! - Yes! - I hurt so bad.
You just have to final set send it You got it
You got it. This is the way you walk. No more retries. You gotta go that way. Okay, hold on, hold on. Why does she kind of look like Groove? She's like dead staring. Look how far, far her legs are. Okay. Go, go, go. Y'all, I saw him raise up. Yes! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, go again, go again. She's interested in it. She went. Yeah, Kate literally went. My favorite cheer or anything. Alright, alright.
- Keep it there, Kate. - I guess I'll try again. - I'm not excited, sorry. - Okay, here I go. I could get it, I could get it. - All right, let's go. - You got it, you got it. - All right, this is it. Last time, you fall, it's over. - Parker, you're the only one who's making that. - Why was Cash being nice? It's okay, you can try again. - No, I'll be nice, I'll be nice. - Dyson? All right, anyways. - This isn't Dyson. - Oh no! - Disqualified! - What? - You don't get a point for it. - All right, fine, fine. - That automatically makes it to the next round since you cheated. - Really? - All right, all right, for real, for real, for real. - She said, "Really?"
She can't hit it. Oh, she's hitting it. She's destroying the thing. Okay, here we go. Oh, I caught it. It'll be a copyrighted. We're back. Okay, here we go. We almost had the limbo song. Wait, did she make it? No. But I'm about to make this. Everybody's probably thinking there's no shot of me making this. Yeah, Matt, I, did you believe
Ready? Do you want to believe me? Just go. I just want to get a good laugh again. He touched it. What?! I did not touch it. You did. Your right boobie touched it. Okay, here we go. There's no way I touched it. You probably dropped it on me. No, I didn't. But you girls close your eyes so y'all can't adjust it. No, I have to watch Matt. Okay. What does that even mean? It's just like such a crazy form. Alright, go, go. What the heck? I'm not gonna lie, that was kind of impressive.
Yes! I went in limbo everybody. I know you have no faith in me so why are you saying that? You're about to break your spine. You look like you're pooping. I'm ready. Me and you. Let's go little boy. That doesn't look right.
no okay he smells bad he does he smells like sweat just saying you can't do that what do you mean yes you can okay in that case you have to lean back it's just your neck just
Cash doesn't go backwards. It's over unfortunately. Cash you can go backwards. No no I almost had it. Matt wait wait wait. You have your hands on the ground. You're literally starting. Okay fine ready? Cash you can see your body not letting you go backwards. He's scared of going backwards. Oh my god. Why did you drop like a fly? Ow.
I would've got the egg. Oh my gosh, I just, I can't wait to watch Maverick Limbo back. I'm happy for you to see yourself do it. I popped my back on that fall. Is this your shirt? Yeah, can I see that? Hey, bro! What? Are you for real? This always feels worse than his farts himself. I can't do it, really?
Sorry. He just wiped his armpit sweat with my shirt. It got heated in that competition. Heated? Alright guys, well, I'm just too athletic for this squad, honestly. I just outperform everyone. It's because of your scoliosis, bro. My scoliosis? Don't make fun of my disability. I'm not making fun of it, but it's an advantage in this game. It is not an advantage. It is. It's a life-altering thing I have. Yeah, but in the limbo, it's an advantage. How is it an advantage?
Because you're shorter. He doesn't go like this. When he bends backwards, his back doesn't have as much like a... Look, Saint, this is him, right? His legs, his hips, his back. His back only has to go... Versus mine and Harper's has to go compared to our leg ratio. I'm sorry, but I got the ick. I love my mom with my whole heart, but I got the ick when she started playing the limbo song and then she pranced off. What? She was trying to help the game, Harper. I didn't even know there was a limbo song.
You know it? Yeah. I just thought it was, how low can you go? How low can you go? Can you get down low? That's the only one I ever knew. Guys, we hopped. LOLX skating rink has to happen.
And we can race. We should do a meet and greet at a skating rink. Oh my god. That would be so fun. That would be so chaotic. We can just get a giant line. I love it when we all skate in a line and we're moving the music. And the gate starts falling. Huh? If someone's falling and hurting themselves, it's probably me. I also like red light, green light at the roller skating rink. You know what I like? It's so bad.
Yeah, no, you know what I like? How our pimples on the walls are covered. How our pimples? With the LOL podcast signs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we patched that hole. Girl, I have pimples everywhere right now. Yeah. And we don't have enough money for a new TV, so subscribe. That's not what I meant. But we got the painting and fan mail, and our TV's still broken, so. I kind of like it better that way.
Just like that? Yeah. Yeah. Can you play Overtime on the um... Oh yeah, yeah, I can play any song. Just try. Wait, what song? Do you play the guitar, Cash? What's Overtime? Yeah. It's like... Give me it again. It's like, you know, the opening song to Zach Bryan concert is like... Oh, Overtime, Zach Bryan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get it copyrighted, Cash. Oh, don't worry. I won't. Alright, so this is G minor. Once. Oh, that is not Tangled, if I ever heard. Alright. Alright.
I thought we would have a pick. I'm not very good at playing guitar without a pick, but we will try. All right, we're going to play. No. We're going to play Sweet Home Alabama. Okay. Hold on, hold on. The first two notes actually turned out. I can't kill it, right? I was kind of like, wait a second. This guy actually know how to play guitar? You went bam, bam. You went bam, bam. I hear you.
Did you practice for this? That was the best you'll probably ever play. Yeah, I should probably retire now. Okay. All right, who's actually going to play the guitar in this family? Nobody. Then why did y'all buy a guitar? Because we all have dreams and aspirations, okay? That was closer. Okay, can you stop? Yeah, no, it's just like no one wants to listen to it. Oh, okay, we'll just cut back when he's done.
All right, I'm done now. Now let me try. I can actually play the kachar. I used to play on a green one. A green one? Oh, she used to play on a green one. Oh, she knows how to play it. Oh, the red one's similar. Yeah, yeah. I can play. Pretty much the same thing. Ready? Not backwards. What is that, my alarm clock? Harper, pick the string, but with your right hand, go like this on the string. Oh, almost. Wait. Who did it all good? See?
Who didn't say I couldn't see? Wait, I wanna try something. What song is that? It's from Victorious! You uncultured. Bye. Okay, can we play it again? I wanna try! Okay, okay, please unplug it. Wait, wait, wait, Kincey's gonna try, Kincey's gonna try, wait! Don't unplug me back there. So much better. Plug it in back there. Okay, now you can unplug it. He's not giving it to me. Yeah, it's over. No, it's over. It's fine! Take the guitar! Take the guitar!
- How long has it been since you've done this trick? - Can you hold this? - Yeah. Guys, I'm like your official drink holder. - It's only been about a decade. - Oh great, a decade. - Did you play the electric guitar? - That's how old Harper is. - I'm actually a decade and a half. - Whoa! That's it? You should join the band. - That was cool! - What the? - Her mic is off. - Oh, your mic's unplugged, Kenzie.
Oh, so much noise. Oh, Kinsey, you're having noise. What is it doing? I don't know if the guitar is making funny noise. Oh, Kate unplugged it. Yeah, we just got to cut that off. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I tried. Is there any competition y'all think y'all can beat me at? Me? Yeah, you. I can do a tail whip on a scooter better than you.
Maybe. Not maybe. I can beat you in cheer. I can run faster than you. You can't beat me in cheer. I can park better than you. I can read faster than you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do jack. Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Did we just hear the talents on the pink couch? She said I can read faster than you, and she said I can run faster than you. First off, who said I can- And I said I can park better than you. Yeah, this is some crazy accusations of champions. I don't give a-
- I can chug water better than you. I'm a good chugger. - Give me water. - I'm definitely better at parking than both of you. - We need two bottles of water. - I will do a reading test right now and beat you. - A reading test? - Oh yeah. - Oh wait, can we talk about other tests that we're taking today?
Yeah, what type of a nerd question is that? Let's talk about the other test. Cash took a test. Yeah, I took a test today. But I don't know if we can say what test I took. It was negative. No, it wasn't. He's not pregnant. Yeah, we can't say what test I took. Oh, dang. Say it. No, no, no. Fine, just say it. No, Harper's going to say it now. We can bleep it out if we're not allowed to say it. Tell Harper after the bleep. Cash took a bleep two things. All right, we should just move on to the next conversation here. Oh, yeah.
All right, here we go. Why are we doing so many activities? I don't know, but I'm liking it. It's like the Olympics. Oh my gosh, the LL Podcast Olympics? This is crazy. For what reason do you think you can do this? All right. I want to see the bottle disappeared in four seconds. No, no, no. No, hey, I'm going to say three. No, don't chug yet. Stop it, Matt. Off y'all's lips. Off y'all's lips. Okay, ready? No, I'm going to say three, two, one.
How much spillage is allowed? Any? Zero? No, no spillage. I'll do my best. Hey, there's three judges here. If we judge that you spilled too much, you're eliminated. I'm going to spill a lot. All right. I'm going to say three, two, pew, and y'all go on pew. Pew. Okay. Three. That was a drink. Okay. Okay. Stop. Stop. Stop. That's enough. All right. Oh, my gosh. Hold on for what? Okay. Ready? Now we got to restart again. Hold on for your mic. You're really talking. Well, don't do it in front of the mic, actually. Three. You're going to get it everywhere. Two.
Oh, Harper literally gave up after a drink. Oh my gosh, Mal's is gone. What the heck? Harper, you just took a sip of water. I think he won. That was like a magic trick. What? There's still water in your cup. Oh, she's going, she's going.
It's only half no I think Harper definitely has that one in the bag. Yeah, something my eyes watering. Okay? Oh With the water that's I bet I can fart quicker than you I get part if you can Did you know I'm not like that anymore anymore you
What? My stomach kind of hurts. My brother thinks he could read faster than me, which kind of... That thing's noisy, Kate. Oh, sorry. I'm just, I'm like vlogging. Oh, are you now? Kate's a vlogger now. Was there even a phone in it? No, there wasn't. She said, I'm sorry. She was scratching her leg with this. She said, I'm sorry, I'm vlogging now. Yeah, I'm like a vlogger, so... Okay, well, I think it's time.
To put your shirt on. Well, I would have, but Maverick sweated all over it. Let's just be honest. He's not able to produce BMS. I could definitely jump higher than you, Mav. Wait, who can act like they're jumping on a trampoline better? Yeah, yeah, we've seen it before. Me, you can't.
No one here can jump higher than me. I literally can jump higher than you. We literally have done this already. We tested it. So many times. We had sticky notes. We see who could hit the highest on the wall. My sticky note was the highest. Yes, your hand reaches higher, but vertical might have a higher vertical. No, bro. I think I can jump higher than you on the floor off this. Kinsey apparently thinks she's the steroid monster today. Well, Matt might be. She has an Alani, so now I'm like this crazy girl.
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podcast like doesn't chart high enough or something on Spotify. Speaking of which you guys should go follow us on Spotify. Right now we're currently I think we're second on no we're second on comedy and seventh on I think we're number five overall right now. We say in like the top ten ish overall on Spotify so guys please we're number
Let's go, guys. Yeah. Go follow us on Spotify. Also, give us a little rating on there, and it would be gratefully appreciated. We're trying to hit number one podcast on Spotify, so we can get a drink sponsor, maybe. It would be ginormous. And then maybe we can buy a new TV, too. Yeah, because we still can't get a TV. Nope. I can buy one for y'all. Don't worry. Harper, you can afford that one. Number four, and we're still going up. That's the Green Arrow. Yes. Number two. Let's go, Harper. Anyway. Harper. Yeah.
number two on comedy that's great one time uh call her daddy um got higher than joe rogan experience so okay we can do it we can do it too yeah we can there we go like it's joe rogan's podcast on the live episode i'll dab you up if you remember huh on the live episode i'll dab you hey you guys heard that listen don't do it we're gonna do we're gonna do a live episode in dallas texas baby um at
Yeah, we're going to do a live episode in Dallas and San Antonio. That's how it's going to go. At the live episode, Harpy's going to dab me up. And if we forget, somebody scream it from the audience. Tell Kajal!
Yeah, seriously. Guys, what is a live show? Like, what would we even do at a live show? Probably, I know exactly what I'm doing. The last episode I'm on, I'm going to dab you up. And we're back because Harper said something that we couldn't say again. Sorry. My bad. No, what actually happened is our camera stopped recording. Technical difficulty. Shout out, Al. Oh my goodness. You could kill him with that thing. Swing it harder. Yeah, I probably mentally checked out because we low-key, like, stopped for, like, 30 minutes. I forgot what we were doing.
But I think we were talking about our live show and how we might be doing one It was a live show and we might be doing a tour and I don't even know I think we also did we wait did we leave off at Harper saying like my lash podcast my lash podcast? I don't remember either way she was trolling guys. Okay, she's staying forever because we're at my last podcast is today. Okay after the last podcast I'm gonna dab cash up. Yeah
See, if y'all don't notice, she never dabs me up. When he does that, either way, my hands are like... Wait, do y'all think... Do y'all... Wait. Before the camera stopped recording, do you think we got when I went... I really hope we didn't. I don't know.
I don't know, but if not, you guys missed my funny face. It was like... As long as we got me winning at Limbo, the water chugging contest. Yeah, we got your Limbo, Mav. So, listen, the main clip for this episode is going to be us prank calling my mother and my grandmother about how we're going to cancel the wedding. Because we're going to cancel the wedding. I did not say yes to this. I fully think it's a horrible idea. It's going to be hilarious. No, it's a great idea.
Thank goodness. I'm so glad that y'all decided not to do that. And if they do, that's hilarious. And you'll know that you're not really loved. No shot. No shot. Dude, this guy sucks. It's not his fault. It's not his fault. Did y'all hear what I said? I knew we shouldn't have hired a guy off Fiverr.
I'm still using my phone charger for the mic cord. Next episode, y'all are going to see me duct tape this thing. Are we cutting that? Apparently, we're using Alex's phone charger as a mic cord. Are we cutting that? Cutting what? No. What are you doing? Picking at my skin. I have something that might be required to be cut. You make me scared. Y'all's butt ever get itchy when you're sitting on stuff? What is it? I want to hear. My butt is itchy. No, um...
Time out. I have a very important thought. Please, cameraman. I can't trust that you're actually going to cut this because you fumbled quite a bit this episode. It's okay. I remember my mistake. Everybody remembers their mistakes. Okay, no, actually. All right, we're back because Kate said something. All right, yeah, we're back. I was thinking the same thing too. I was like actually thinking about like how to cut. All right, we're back because Kate wanted to say something. No, I'm taking from the top. I need to cut, didn't you, sweetheart? You.
My first official cut. What the? That's not your first cut. Dude, I'm not even kidding. My butt is getting itchy from sitting on this. I think I'm allergic to stereo. I told you that one might be bad. You're more of a mono guy. No, I'm allergic to the stereo. My butt is having an allergic reaction, man. I got a question. What outfits would y'all wear? Me? Leotard. For what?
Okay. For a live show. Oh. Everybody comment what you want Cash to wear for the live show. A Speedo? Hey, I'll wear a Speedo. Actually, I do need y'all to comment what Disney characters you want us to be. We're all going to dress up as Disney characters for an episode, so comment like Harper this. What's wrong with the comments?
Nobody wants to be a princess. Yeah, I want Harper. Harper definitely needs to be, what is it, grumpy? Oh, I know who Maverick is. Maverick just wants to go to Disney World, guys. No, I know who Maverick is. He's the teacup from Beauty and the Beast. What? I think I'm more like Aladdin, personally. No, you're like Chip. He is Chip. He literally is Chip. He looks like Chip. The one who's like locked away in a cupboard all the time. He's like, what? David's up in Cindy. You're Pluto. Oh.
The dog. Pluto. Pluto doesn't talk, so that's good. Pluto. Dude, well, I don't know about Pluto, but my dog. Okay, we're back. Cash says his butt hurts from sitting on that. Okay, we're back again. Don't cut me. Stop, no. I don't know if that got cut or not. You got cut. Raise your hand if that should get cut.
Really? At least Harper's like don't cut anything ever. No, let's cut it go. Okay, wait. Comment what characters you want to speak, but don't comment like all five of us in one comment. All I said was butt itching. I'm not kidding guys. I can't sit on this no more. Why are you still wearing clothes on? I'm not going to take this off because that thing is making my butt itch. Why does it all of a sudden itch, Cash? I don't know. It just hurts.
This stereo is not comfortable. Okay. Listen. The point of this episode has been cut like 12 times. The point of this episode. Apparently, we don't live in America. We don't have free speech. We're not allowed to say what we want. Not on YouTube. Listen. The point of this episode is we were supposed to break all our parents, and I've been waiting all day. So I'm going to call my mother and tell her that we're calling off the wedding and my grandmother. I'm losing the stereo. I would like everyone to know.
Tara and granny, I did not approve of this and I am so sorry in advance. Wait, what if we actually call off the wedding though? Hey, no, we actually, we are calling off the wedding. She got excited. We genuinely are calling off the wedding. Really? Y'all would do that to me? No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I know the wedding, the wedding's actually getting called off because it was all fake for views. It was. Gotcha. Okay, now, now,
Redo, because that's going to be cut into a clip. He's trying to play it off by doing it again, but it's just not working. That was funny, right, guys? No, Matt, it was weird. It was a weird man. What is that? I'm not a baby, I'm a man. In case you were wondering, in an episode or two ago... This is horrible. I don't even want to be here anymore. We caught Maverick on ReClip and...
He got caught lacking. He was talking to Kenzie in a baby voice. And Kenzie was secretly recording and Matt goes, I'm not a baby. What was the thumbnail for that episode? You just spit all over me. Probably. Literally all over me. He's deflecting. He's mad. No, I have her saliva on my arm. He's deflecting. Is this ASMR?
- I think you've done this before. - Did you actually just spit on her? - She spit all over me. - She didn't mean to spit on you. - You don't draw on her. - I'm spitting. - Good job, Kate. - Five star me. - I knew you didn't just five star me. - Oh, she did. Oh, she did.
Lock and loaded. No, no, no, no. How do you have that much spit in cash? Fire, fire, fire. Hey, pull my finger and I'll spit. Stop. I can glee. Pull my finger. Actually, I'm not supposed to touch it. Can you keep watching the board? The mic's off.
The mic is off. Stop, Cash! It's her. She's pulling my finger. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. Where is your shirt? What? Your shirt. My shirt? Ew! There's a blob of saliva there. Oh my goodness, the abuse. I saw it. Physical? Mental? All of it. Pull my finger and I'll bleed. She beats him. Y'all should see it off camera. What are you doing, Kay?
I think she's looking for a paddle. No. His shirt is, is that Maverick's shirt? Move the cord. I don't know what. Whose phone is ringing? Whose phone is ringing? You have a friend? What are you doing? No, don't pick it up, Kate. Hi, Noelle. Are you on the toilet? She's on the toilet. Oh, we're on a podcast. Okay, you're on the toilet. She didn't even scream record.
You didn't even screen record it. You didn't even screen record it, Kate. Even 12-year-old Harper knows to screen record. No, my friend was on the toilet. He said you're 12. Even if you are not ready for the day. Even if we both break down tonight. Stop singing like that. Nobody likes that. You say you hate me. Even if we both break down tonight. That's not me trying hard. That's not me trying hard. Pull my finger, Kate. No. No.
I'm gonna spit too. Stop! Why are you all gross? Okay, fine. Guys, I'm strong. I wouldn't mess around. Lay down your weapon. Eww! Stop spitting! Okay.
Sorry, sorry. I have a problem. Yeah, it foams a little. How did you get my eyeball? Yeah, why was it so foamy? Okay, guys, we actually have to get to the thing we have to do today. What? He's like a 10-year-old kid. That's disgusting. What? Ew. Yeah, he likes the green. No more spitting. I'll spit back at you.
I'll do it immediately. I'm not spitting because I'm a girl. I'm over it. I'm so over the spitting. You're over what? The spitting. Guys, we're calling off the wedding. Oh, no. Congratulations, Kinsey. Okay, who should we call first? We'll call mom first. Guys, I don't know what to say. What do I say? Prank. Prank. It's muted. What should I say? Say, hey, mom, I got rabies. Rabies? Say whatever you want. I don't know. Should I act like it's my fault? Kinsey's fault? Not you. Your fault? Can you hear me?
Should I act sad? Yes, act sad. Hey, mom. Yeah. Okay, I'm in the car. Okay. What you doing? I just... There's... Yes? You know the 14th, the wedding? The wedding? Yeah. Kenzie... Oh, gosh. She just like...
She doesn't really want to do... She doesn't want to get married on the 14th. On the 14th? Or... I don't know right now. I don't know right now, Mom. What happened? She's... What happened? She's... I don't know. I don't know. Well, son, you know something happened. What happened? She has an extra toe that you didn't know about. We're just going to have to call off. Did y'all get in a fight? We just... You found an extra toe on her.
I'm not saying that. It's just, she just doesn't want to do it anymore. So I think we're just going to have to stop and call off the wedding. I mean, it's not, it's not, it's not entirely her fault. Well, we, we,
What the?! It's not my fault, it's always his fault. Wait, what about my past? What do you mean? My history of what? My history of what?
I don't know, but you're being evasive and not telling us. History with women. History with women? I've had like two or three girlfriends. You've had several serious relationships. Okay. And she knows about all those, though, so that's... Well, no, she just... Me and her were like, we're gonna go out to Hurricane Harbor. Okay. And when...
I never like when we got there we got out of the car and this is just too much for me so it's not entirely her fault but she got out she had like on like flip-flops and she had two big toes on each foot two big toes on each foot mom I'm serious no mom I'm serious
I've never looked at her toes before. They're huge. No, she has two big ones. Mom, I'm not joking. Of course everybody has two big toes. No, one on each foot. Like two on each foot. No, she has two on each foot. I mean, two. Mom, you're not taking me serious. You're not taking me serious. Okay, I'll just talk to you later. Mom, I'm sorry. She's a raging rainbow.
They just don't go together. They just don't go together. When you see it, it just doesn't... Okay. This is an episode of Sci-Fi.
No, I'm just kidding. Mom, I'm sorry. Son, get over it. You've seen her. No, I can't. I can't do it. I can't. Okay, okay. I'm just kidding. We're on the podcast. Mom, we're on the podcast. Oh, wow, Mom. You think she felt for it? I think she did. Like what? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. All right, bye. I love you.
Homie Lily was like, I'm just kidding. She doesn't have two big toes. No, I really wanted her to believe it, though. Tara, my biggest fan. I really appreciate that. And even if you had four big toes. That's insane. And they were all painted rainbow. Okay, we're going to call my granny. This one's going to be actually way more intense. My granny...
My granny is an interesting granny. And emotional. She's an emotional woman. Granny doesn't deserve that. She's not ready for this. I'll tell you that. Okay, but she's actually going to believe it. Should we not call her? Yeah. She might get upset. This is going to be crazy. Wait, wait, wait. Maybe we shouldn't. Let's call her. No, I think it's fine. No, let's not. Let's not call her. All in favor of calling. No. Oh, it's ringing. Okay, everyone be quiet.
Y'all, she's actually going to believe it. She is going to believe it. Granny. I'm sorry in advance, Granny. I'm sorry, Granny. She would be the one to say horrible things to me. Hey, Granny. Hi, honey. Well, it's almost your big day. Yeah. No shot. Shut up. Shut up. I'm sorry. It's me, Granny. It's me. It's Maverick.
It's really Maverick. It's really me. I'm not playing with you. It's me. Okay. And you don't have me on no podcast, right? No, no. Just me and you. Okay. I know. I know. From now on, I'm always going to be asking those questions. I know. I know. What's wrong? Well, I already called my parents. Maverick? I already called my parents. And I called Grandma. And I figured I should call you, too. Okay.
Okay, Maverick. Me and Kenzie, we got to call off the wedding because she doesn't want to get married on the 14th. And I don't know if she wants to get married at all anymore. Maverick, you're pulling a joke on me. No, I'm not, Granny. You're pulling a joke on me, Maverick. No, I'm not. I don't have this kind of love. Maverick, listen. No, I... Listen, my heart can't take...
Okay, okay, Granny, it's a joke. Granny, it's a joke. Granny, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Granny, no. No, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. No, Granny, stop. It's a joke. Don't get upset. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. No, we're getting married. We love each other very, very much. We love each other so much. I'm not.
Wait, she's not crying? Yeah, we're live. Well.
I was just getting ready to say it might not have been nice, but I was just getting ready to say it before it dawned on me. Well, maybe you don't need her anyway. God has a better plan for you, maybe. Maybe? You never know, Granny. I'm the best guy that's ever had Randy. I am up to y'all's jokes. So, do you know what's going to happen, though, sometime? What's going to happen? You remember the little story about...
About the boy that cried wolf. Oh. Remind me of the story. One of these days, y'all are going to cry wolf and I'm not going to believe you. Really? I'm not going to believe you. What? One of these days, y'all are going to really be serious about something when you call me. And I'm not going to believe you. Granny. I'm going to be making a joke out of it. Granny. What?
I am not a liar. No, that was a lie. Come be on a podcast from me. Okay, Granny. No, no, you're not on the podcast. You're definitely not. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye. Love you. I love y'all. That was crazy. That was insane. She just got you. We literally just got played by Granny. I just got played by an old lady. She beat me at my own game. She beat me at my own game.
my own game. I told you all, Granny is built different. That's what I was trying to say. Granny is literally a troll. Bro, I thought she was going to have a heart attack. She's like, my heart can't take it. If you are above the age of 65, you're not allowed to say that. You can't say my heart can't take it because we're going to take that seriously. You're at the level now when you fall, I don't laugh. I'm like, oh no.
Gosh. That's absolutely true. I can't believe. Y'all don't understand, though. Like, you have to personally know Granny to know. Pop a picture of Granny so you guys can get a visual. She's a G. She's the greatest. Yeah, well, it's not Granny's character to play back. She usually just takes it. She is a troll, but not like that. No, not like that. That was crazy. She was like a 13-year-old boy. She's like, ha, ha. Ha, ha. I was kidding. She actually had us convinced. All right, let's prank our grandma now.
You think that's a good idea? No, no, no. It is not a good idea. Why? No, no. Maverick. Let's do grandma. Maverick. Grandma. Should I call your sister? No. We got to call one more person. One more. To get a raw reaction. All right, here we go. It's ringing. Grandma's going to be so mad. She's going to kill me. Oh, my gosh. Our grandma's completely different. I don't think I can do it very long. She might kill him next time. I can't do it very long. No, like five seconds. She's not going to believe me. She's not going to believe me. Yeah, I don't. Grandma, I don't think will fall for it. She reads through. She reads. Hello, grandma.
What you doing? Well, I'll make this quick. I talked to my parents and I talked to Granny. And... There's no plan until you're pregnant. And what? As far as the 14th for the wedding, I'm not sure that's going to happen. Because you have a baby on the line. Quit teasing. I'm not teasing.
Yes, you are. No, I'm not. So why, what are you? Well, I, I don't think Kinsey wants to get married to me at the moment. Are you serious? Yeah. You're teasing me. No, grandma, I'm not. Um, she, um, she first, well, she like, she found out you had rabies. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. Who's whispering in the background? It's just, I can't.
Who's whispering? She found out I have rabies and she doesn't. You are her. I'm not her. I knew you were teasing me. My laugh?
I'm just joking. I'm joking. You don't think I'd call you crying? They were.
I kept thinking you were faking it. So you're not pulling anything. I'm going to get you when I see you. No, I told you. Don't do anything. She's going to pull your ears. No. Hey, remember, you get me. You're just raising the stakes. You're feeding the fire. I'll get you back more. It doesn't make any difference. I'm going to pinch your ears off. No, not my ears. You are such a braggart.
Okay. All right. Bye, Grandma. You don't want to talk more? Uh-uh. Oh, what is that? Oh, it's my other grandma calling. That's not very mean to me. Okay. All right. Bye, Grandma. Love you.
I told you she always says I'm going to rip your ears off. You know what traumatized me when I was a child? We have like stuffed deer heads on our wall and she's like that's what you're going to look like when I'm dead. I'm going to turn you into a carcass and mount you on my wall. It's like what? What did grandma just say? Well. Well what? Peace out bro shaka. What? It's the end. Are you done? I feel bad because like Maverick needs to use money sometimes. I feel bad because you think we actually care when you talk.
I care. See, that was funny. That was rude, man. What? You ignore her all the time. Me? Well, I'm different. That was really funny, Harper, and I'm sorry. Yeah, everyone laughed at your joke really hard. No, I was laughing. They did. Inside, not outside. Everybody make a bullying at it. Hey, can you guys for real start calling me CJ when I wear my hat like this? Guys, I'm sorry, but also...
I can't with y'all's edits. Like it's actually like kind of annoying because like Maverick is a 20 year old man. And of course he's going to get married. Three years. Of course he's going to get married. And once he gets married, the host is going to join the podcast.
No, I'm not left out. Good. Good, Harper. Keep going. You keep saying that. You're not a friend. No, this is not a couple's podcast. No, I am... No, it is a couple's podcast. Harper just...
Can't get a couple. That is not true. She cannot secure the bath. No, these are not just my only friends. No, these people don't motivate me to keep going. Whoa. Whoa. Cut her mic, man. Hey, guys. Also, make sure you guys go follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify. So go follow us on there. Rank us. Give us a rating.
Unless you're gonna give us a one star, then just don't. And just always remember to live, laugh, love. And remember to love yourself even as you're... Remember to love your neighbor as you show up. Also remember, it's never too late. It's never too late to learn the splits. Oh, it is a little too late for you. What's in his pants? Please somebody cut. In the show, in the show. Harper, go ahead. In the...