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40 minutes and then they get in the car and the second they sit down they go they sure he was excited let me tell you it was like the second the door closed yeah this man was ready to get home do i look like baby gronk when i do this stop doing that i would kick you off the podcast if you're baby gronk right now what the face that's whoa baby gronk

Welcome! Hello! You're so passing away. Jake's dying. You did your makeup and hair really nice for the funeral. Are we doing this right now? Are we starting? Oh, I didn't think we were starting yet. Okay, okay. Guys, Harper got a boo thing. No, Maverick. Wait, I didn't say the name. I thought we were going to do the name. Boo thing is not a name, okay? That is definitely not a name. It's Michael. Harper does not have a boo thing. It's Michael. Michael! Michael! Oh, no!

I'm kidding. Michael refuses to come on a podcast episode. Wait, Cash is literally not here right now. Cash! I'm looking at the cameras. Y'all look really good. Thanks, man. Really good. It worked hard to grow this face. Cash is like... Yeah, we're tired. I don't know. Cash is like pretending he's a producer right now or something. Look at the man. What the shigma? He's about to play Xbox. Mid-pod, my friend. You're not going to meet me in this episode. Come sit down. No.

Okay. I know. Is Michael actually coming on the episode? We're trying to get Michael Amaya to come and be a part. Some of you may know him as Michael Aid. And you might be wondering, why is his name Michael Aid? And that's because, Maverick, I moved those away from your spot so you wouldn't eat them. I was pretty mad. I came over here and somebody had moved these and I had to track them down.

I did. I saw they were sitting on his table and I was like, oh, he's going to try to eat these mid-episode and like maybe make mouth noises that would be picked up in the mic. So I moved them. Anyways. Is Cash forcing Michael again? Cash is trying to get Michael. But for those of you who don't know who Michael is, he is one of the boys' former, not former, I guess they still are friends. My boo thing is typing.

Michael? Yeah. Michael's not Typhoon. Michael, you don't have the Typhoon right here. Michael's in the wall like behind us. In the room right behind us. No, no, no, no. No. No. Another episode, Cash. Not this one. No, Cash. Cash, do it. No, another one. He's got a devious look on his face. Cash, don't. Stop it. Oh my gosh. No, Cash, let's put another episode.

It's for another episode, Cash. If I get wall on me. No, Cash, it's for another episode. It's for another episode. Don't ruin the wall. This is nice. Seriously. I'm scared. I'll tell you when. 3, 2, 1. No.

I'm so scared. - Me too. He's gonna like throw it through the wall. - I know, what if he like lets go of it? Cash isn't a handyman. He's not very good with tools. - He doesn't have hands? - No, he doesn't. - Handyman. - He doesn't have good hands that can like hit a hammer and keep his hands on it. And I'm really scared that he's gonna yeet the hammer through the wall. - Oh, I just realized y'all probably don't really understand what's happening. Cash about to bust through that wall. - Cash, go! - Cash is trying to get Michael and Maya. - Gosh dang!

Wrong part of the wall? You better be accurate because if not, it's going to hit us in the head. We're really scared. Cash, please be- I got goosebumps. I'm so scared. Get your little little painting. Oh my gosh, she is about to ruin my art. Gosh. Oh, that's cool. I'm glad that happened. I can't seem to- Okay. Cash, come on. We gotta move on. Cash, come on now. What are you measuring?

What are you doing? I think he's measuring. All right, it was five hands. Bro, measure from the outside corner of the wall. Like, that outside corner is the same as the inside corner of that wall. What is he trying to do? Because it's not going to work. I'm so scared. Guys, please be careful with our wall. Please be careful. Wait, why do you think he's going to be careful with the wall? His chair for the next episode should just be his head sticking out of the wall. Yeah, it should. The reason Cash is doing this is because Michael is in the other room and he's refusing to come be on the podcast episode.

Wait, he should like strap him to the wall and force Michael's head through. Yeah. You're gonna talk. Guys, the whole wall is shaking. What is the point of this again? Like really? Like why don't y'all just use the door? Okay, well, yeah, there is a door, but besides the point, Harper's convinced she has a new man and it's not Michael Amaya. Despite what she says, Michael is like 27. Harper ain't got no man. She never had a man. Wait, why is Michael Michael A? I don't even think you've ever really had a real boyfriend. Oh, I'm a man. Yeah, y'all maybe

Michael's name, Michael Aid. Well, when Michael was doing TikTok a couple years ago, he was thinking of a TikTok username, and he likes Powerade, so he just decided that he wanted his username to be Michael Aid. That's the truth, dog. Just like Powerade. No, I'm not just filming you, I swear. I'm just waiting. Yeah, are you, like, really obsessed with me today? You're just looking really good today. No, actually, when we met Michael, he was, uh... We...

We just started TikTok and we lived in Oklahoma and we just messaged him on Instagram and was like, hey, you want to come to our house? And he came to our house for like two weeks and just stayed with us. Yeah, they never met him. They invited some random guy off the internet to come stay with them. Do not do that. We were just like, hey, you make content, we make content, come to our house. Yeah. And we did. And they did. And they've been friends since. Cash, come on, bro. My boo thinks that, hi, Maverick. Is there a hole in my wall? What the...

Is there a hole in the wall? Did it say aloha? He said hi Maverick. It looks like aloha. Okay, I put several holes in the wall and somehow... That's kind of cringy, isn't it? Oh, ahaha. You said ahaha. Well, how many holes did you put in the wall? Three. No, no, no, no, no. But I came up with a better plan. A way better plan to find the hole in this wall. I'm going to go through this side, which you guys should have recommended to me in the first place. What? A go. Sorry. Well, I just took a picture of the wall. Would y'all like to see what Cassius...

Wall looks like on the other side. I would. I did a lot of missing. A lot of hitting. Let me see. Let me see. You're joking. I thought he was just making a noise on the wall. He just has three spread out across the wall. No one even goes in. So it's like not. And somehow I did not hit a stud. Oh my gosh. But I also didn't find the hole. They're in like a perfect line too. He's like. Don't. Wait. Is this bad? Is this bad?

Hey, is Michael actually coming on? Yes, he's gonna come right here. What if the house crashes? Wait, Cash, is this like a support wall? I don't know. Cash, we have a whole other episode where we're gonna destroy the wall and you're ruining it. Yeah, stop ruining the wall. Come on. Wait, why are we destroying the wall on a whole other episode? Oh, that's for another time, sweetheart. That's a good question, Matt. Why would we be doing that? There is no reason. None at all? We're definitely not doing that, Kate. I made that up. Wait, why are we destroying the wall, though?

I don't even see a wall. Yeah, it's like halfway gone now. We're destroying this wall and getting a new studio and this will become our bedroom. No. We're moving out.

We're moving out? Yeah. I forgot about that. When? This is news to us. Yeah, we're doing some remodeling. That's why I was putting holes in the wall. No, we are not doing remodeling. Okay, I was doing remodeling. Cash has no plans of remodeling. He just literally took a hammer to the wall three times in the other room. Stop touching your mic.

Cash, how long has your TV been in the garage? Literally stop touching your mic. No, stop touching your mic. I ain't taking any crap from the blue couch who always touches their mic. We never touch our mics. I don't ever touch my mic. Seriously, you need to stop with that. It's like getting annoying. Harper, you got a hole in your sock. Would you let me fix that? With what? A hammer? How is a hammer going to fix my whole sock?

Well, I'd like to see him try. Well, you see, right now you got two holes. I can make him one hole. Oh, that's like going to hurt her. Here we go. You ready? Why are you doing this? Okay, I got it. Not the Hanes sock. You ready? Yeah. Ta-da!

You got rid of one hole. Yeah, that's how I got rid of a hole. You see that? Wow. Now you only have one hole in your sock. Guys, I still paint my nails. I was about to say that. Yeah, I still black paint my nails and it looks like disgusting. Yeah, have we acknowledged why that's there yet? That beautiful masterpiece? Look at the hair. You want to explain it? Yeah, HarperMack, explain y'all's art. Okay, well. Well, I made it. It was all by me and.

those things are in the butt cheeks. The butt cheeks? It's supposed to be Cash. I didn't know it was supposed to be a person. You're posting like this. They think it is a person, but I'm 100% convinced that is the eggplant emoji. Like that. That's not the eggplant emoji. That's just you. That's your bottom, and these are your little legs and your fat kneecaps. Hold on. Cash is literally wearing the same shirt he wore yesterday. That's kind of musty. Oh, and he still has the paint on it. He does. Proof. Why are

- Why are you wearing that again? You have more than two shirts. - It is called recycling. - No, it's not. - They recycled it from the ground right there. - Bro, save the water. Huh? Save the water. No more washing. Yes.

i was gonna be embarrassed to wear this again because i've like worn it a bunch but like that is i think about that all the time when i'm getting dressed for the podcast it is freezing can i please turn the fan off oh kate you're wearing your new york hoodie i just noticed that i am yesterday harper put on when we were filming club videos hello when we were filming club videos harper's wearing a brandy melville sweatshirt and i was like i have the same thing that says new york new york so i put it on today what are you thinking about me when you put it on i did i was like

Harper. Harper. I'm wearing New York too. Oh my gosh. We're so cute together. You know it's fun to wear my New York hoodie but I was like I've already worn that so much. Shut up. You should have worn it. Then you decided you wanted to wear camouflage to be like me. To be like my other thing. You're not even wearing camo. But I do sometimes. One time I made a song. Well sorry corrections.

I was there, but I was sleeping. Maverick made a song and it involved Brandy Melville. Maverick, would you like to sing it? Oh. And Maverick wanted to put this out. No, no, I thought you don't know how it goes. She knows exactly how it goes. Something about Brandy on a t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know exactly. Maverick wanted to drop this song and I was like, we cannot post this song. This is terrible.

Baby, what's the deal? It was the CEO. No, stop. I can't. He's pretending. It's like when you're trying to sing a song, but there's another song playing. You can't do it. I said, baby, what's the deal? Got me feeling like the CEO of falling in love.

As I always want to see you Got me feeling like a CEO falling in love And then it went something like She got Brandy on her t-shirt Love her when she here Hate her when she leaving Yeah, y'all can thank me that that song is not out No, it's a good song You know what? I can play it because it's not going to get copyrighted No, no, you can't You can't beat the beat What do you mean? We own it We never bought it We made the beat Yeah, we did make it But I don't know if we can play it Yeah, we can play it Okay, guys, if we get cut

If it cuts to a random clip, it's because this song got copyrighted. Yeah. So here we go. I will see you on the other side. It's getting cut. It's not getting cut. Or you can skip through this song because... Yeah, you might want to just hit the forward button like three or four times.

Oh no. Mav, hold it to the mic. Steady. We made this at like 4 a.m. Here we go. Ready?

This is you. Listen how bad this is. This is terrible. We can skip through this part.

Is that Cass? Yeah. Sounds so little. Is that Matt? That's pretty much it. Here's the thing. Also, that song's not mixed, guys, so it sounds really tootie. Here's the thing. I listened to that, and I had this self-awareness. I was like, Matt, we sound like...

We sound like this trash can right here. That is how we sound. And he was like, no, we sound like we're good. That is a bunny.

Oh, we sound like the bunnies. Sorry, Kinsey painted this. No, wait. I think Mav just had in his head, oh, we worked on it and we made it, so it needs to go out. Sometimes that happens. Mavric had daddy goggles on himself. That's what Mav had. What is daddy goggles? It's when you have, when like, you ever seen like dads when their kid's in a sport or something and they're like, oh, my kid's the best, but it's the worst kid on the team. They think their kid's like the next like Tom Brady, but in reality, their kid's like Mav. Can I bet you saw what was amazing? No, but you should have heard the other stuff we made.

I mean, in retrospect, it was obviously pretty good. No, it's so funny because I listened to some of those old songs when y'all were living in LA and doing that for funsies. Y'all never had to listen to Make You Mine. Oh my goodness. That's rough. That's a bad one. Make You Mine. The music video is even rougher. That was actually better than what the song was. Yeah. Fun fact, me and Maverick, our first song and music video we ever recorded was...

We never put out. And we literally shot the whole music video. That was loud as... I don't know if you should have that. Guys, we need to oil up my mic. Dude, we need to oil up this whole set. This thing's disgusting. The mic's literally creaking around. Oh, I almost hit that into the fan painting. Great. Yes!

I'm sorry. No, you don't understand Make You Mine, Harper. Make You Mine? No, you're going to watch it after this. Matt, would you like to see that one too? I can play it. I can play it. No, you can't play that one. We're definitely going to get copyrighted. We should check though. We should try. We can always cut it.

Maverick, I don't think I want to hear it. Please don't. I don't think I want to hear it. I know where that beat came from. We will get copyrighted. You see, I want to hear it. They made a whole song and a whole music video. Wait, I want to hear that one song that Matt was like, no, you cannot show Kinsey. Oh, that's Make You Mine. Oh, that's that one? Oh, it's that one. Oh, yeah, I want to hear it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh my gosh, he was being so weird about it. When Kinsey and Matt first started dating, we were talking. No, y'all were. Yes, you were. Yes? No, it wasn't in Montana. You were dating? I thought it was in Montana. I said don't play that one. Because you guys were on FaceTime all the time because you guys had just started dating. And we were talking about Make You Mine and Cash pulled it up. And he was like, oh my gosh, we're going to send it to Kinsey. She has to see this. And Matt got super shy about it and was like, no, you cannot send it to her. Wait, the music video? No.

Oh yeah I said in the music video That thing's really bad I say we post the music video Hashtag drop make you mine 7 years later That would be crazy That would be 7 years old Oh my goodness Oh my gosh Holy cow when he made that song she was 7 Wow You would have probably dug it at 7 Yeah she would have ate it up at 7 years old Wait guys do y'all ever think about how Like we might have passed each other In Target one time And we never knew Cause think about it

Oh my gosh, you guys totally did. You guys lived like five minutes from each other your whole life. Yeah. You totally drove past each other. Yeah. I'm like, once I was six years old, Harper was, that's weird. Harper was born. I can't believe I'm six years older than you. That's not a lot though. Like, isn't that weird though? I mean, Kenzie probably passed each other. Well, she lived in Waco. Not me. Temple.

No, not even Temple. I know. She's from Livingston. I'm, like, more towards Houston. Yeah. That's so weird to think. Like, we've probably passed each other more than once before we've been new. Yeah. And we've probably made eye contact with each other. Well, it was, like, one time when Harper and I, like, first started doing, like, making videos and stuff together, we had, like, gone out to dinner with you and your mom. At Hillside, yeah. Yeah, like, a week later, I'm in Walmart, and your dad came up to me, and he was like, hey, Kate. Like,

Like, we were at self-checkout, and he's like, hey, Kate, I don't know if you know who I am, but I'm Harper's dad. Oh. I was like, wow. You're like, wow. We're at...

Walmart at the same time. Yeah. No, that's so weird to think about. Do you think I might have crossed paths with Cash and Math? Probably not. Probably when you came to our concert. Did you go to their concert or their meet and greet? No. Yes, she did. I actually knew who they were. Me and my friend Jacqueline, we used to watch them. Yeah, we know you kind of liked them at one point because Reese came and got a video for you. Yeah. She did. You know what? Since then...

You know, you're a good friend, but I don't know if you're the best friend, Harper. Wow. I'm a great friend. You haven't even asked me about my new bling, which is kind of crazy. You literally just dropped a hammer on his foot. Oh, watch out, watch out. I actually didn't mean to throw that there. I meant to throw it here. I don't know why I scream all the time. That was like terrifying. This is crazy. Put your hands to that. What in the world? Why are you throwing stuff? Because I got this at Walmart and there's no battery in it. Correction. We got that from Walmart. Yeah, but there's still no battery in it.

What? What kind of battery does it need? I need a big battery! Harper, can you make the dinosaur noises for him so he'll be satisfied? Yeah, go. Three. Hold on. Ew, I can't believe I just did that. Actually, that's so weird. Y'all think at the live show people will bring me like Gerald's and stuff? Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell y'all. I was YouTube surfing, as my dad calls it. Oh, okay. Ew!

Okay. Why do you look like you're on your throne and you're like holding your, what is this thing called? Your staff. Do you like dinosaurs or something? I'm going to make a new rule as, who are the people that sit on thrones? Kings. I'm going to make a new rule as a king. A dinosaur king? Everyone, male and female, shall raise their hand before they talk.

I thought you were gonna say like no more fossil fuels or something. Oh yeah, and don't kill all the dinosaurs before they go extinct. So can we move on from this? When he thinks it's funny to voice. You didn't raise your hand. Did you? Oh shoot.

High five! Screw that rule. When I was on YouTube the other day, I saw a compilation video of us, and it was doing pretty well for a video a fan had edited and posted to YouTube. It was Gerald's top moments. It was like a 30-minute video of just Gerald. 30 minutes? And it had like 20,000 views. No way. I swear. You're famous, man!

Congrats. Yeah. Gerald's top moment. What are you going to do when Gerald gets discontinued? Yeah. Oh my gosh. When they stop selling him at Target, that's going to suck. Because he dies a lot, man. You don't even know where your Gerald is from. That's insane. Walmart. Sorry. Walmart. Walmart. When they stop selling him at Walmart, because he dies, he's way more than on his ninth life. Let me tell you.

what are you laughing about because you took all of them yeah every time we go they are sold out really it's kind of hard to find gerald because of gerald i bet you have sold think about how many you bought them all yeah i think you did get all of them think about how many how many he's sold those things have been on the shelf since 2005 yeah you're just clear now wait how many people have bought a gerald that has been inspired by this

bit that cash plays probably like none and who would buy that it's only five dollars do i look like baby gronk when i do this how was that how was meeting baby gronk stop doing that i would kick you off the podcast if you were baby gronk right now what the face that's whoa baby gronk i don't know if you meant to phrase it like that but that did wait sorry baby gronk baby gronk

never mind i'm not gonna say that why do you have a baby he's like yeah his name is madden madden is this seriously yeah yeah i asked my son at the end i said what's your name he said madden i was like what's like madden because his voice is really high like the video game yes like wait so how was it like meeting him uh he it was nice he was very nice did you meet his parents no i think i met his dad but wait why was he at the football game though

Did you invite him? Oh, yeah. You wanted a date? No, yeah. I just wanted a date that's 12 years old. He's 12? Yeah, he's 11, actually. She's 14. Wait, but he's 12? I thought he was like 14 or 15. No, he's like 12. No, he's a baby Gronk. He's a baby Gronk. He's 11. He's a baby Gronk. Wow. Baby Gronk. I did not realize you were that young. Yeah, he's very young. And you're trying to... And everybody... Am I not allowed to say that?

Yeah, you're not, but it's bleep now. I mean, it's out. Everybody calls me a monster on the internet. There you go. Because you hugged Baby Gronk. His dad made me. His dad was like, okay, Baby Gronk, do this. And they go up and hug her. And I was like, okay. So I was like, all right, I guess I'll just do it. So my cheerfriends were clapping. Yeah.

And then I walked over to your ground and he went like this. You don't gotta do... I don't even know. Do I say what I'm about to say? No, no. Just keep choosing. I don't know what you say, but I say you say. You be you. I was just gonna say, you don't gotta listen to people's parents when they tell you to do stuff for videos. Hug my child. Hug him. And I'm gonna film it. He's absolutely rizzing you up. He went like this.

And I literally looked at his face. I actually saw that video. I was like shocked that you did it. Yeah. I didn't. Did you see how awkward it was? I was like. Yeah.

Like, how embarrassing. This... Like, and he's also, like, really small. Like, he's good at football because he's literally 11. Well, he's 11. Yeah, if he's 11, he's pretty young. And you're one to be talking about size. Yeah. Well, actually, he's... I think he might be, like, 5'1". You know what I saw that I thought was insane? What? Was the other guy that was trying to ask you to homecoming. Baby Gronk just, like, ruined that for him. Would you have said yes? To... No. No? Absolutely not. Guys...

If I'm being honest, he keeps wanting to get on the podcast. Yeah. And I'm not letting him. He's been like, Hyper, will you ask him? Are you gatekeeping the podcast? Yeah. Why do you have a curl on the side of your head? I have a curl? It's embarrassing. My hair sometimes curls funny and it won't go down. Is it up right now? What's up? My curl? What's up? It's not really a curl. It's like a twist. Well, can we pray for it? That's fine.

That was funny, Cash. I wanted to go away. What? I said, he said, is it up? I said, what's up? And Cash goes, this guy. Why was that funny? Okay, that was like supposed to be like not a funny joke. It was like. No, what did you say on the cruise that had me absolutely gagged? I was down, but now I'm. What kind of? Gagged. When you laugh, you gag. I like wheezed. Should I get a haircut? No. Nevermind. I'll just cut all of them. What? I'm not understanding. You don't get it?

You guess what kind of haircut I get? A snow taper fade. A mullet. Permanent. No, I remember what you said. Am I allowed to say that? I mean, I don't know. What was it? Say it. We'll bleep it if not.

Oh, yeah, you can say that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. I first got to say those weren't my jokes. Those are from Dax Flame, who is coming on the podcast. Like with the P at the end. And I tricked all my friends. Yeah, Kate, I mean, she lost. Who is? Wow. How popular are you, man? Dude, turn off your TikTok like notifications. It's Snapchat.

It's Snapchat. How many Snap people are chatting you, man? That's insane. Snap people are chatting you? You sound so millennial when you say that. Snitch it. Anyways, me and Kate are sitting on the boat, man. No, you've got to play the scene up. On a cruise ship. No, it's literally just like this. We're just sitting on a boat. No. No, that's how it went. We're sitting on a boat. But a boat is a big boat. Sun is...

setting ocean is perfect cash got his virgin pina colada and he is hype dude i'd be hyped too that's not pretty good he sits down on the chair with his with his pina colada and the sun setting and he goes holy ship why so goofy i just go holy ship

She lost it, man. It was so funny. Everyone's staring. And you had to repeat the joke. It was horrible. It was such a... You had to be there. The way he was so cinematic with it just made me wheeze for like 20 minutes. I'll be right back. In the meantime...

That was a good effort. Valiant, actually. It's okay. You'll get him next time. Thanks. You're welcome. Harper? Is all the buzzing Harper? All the buzzing is Harper's phone. Harper, put it on Do Not Disturb. Hey, Siri. Go on Do Not Disturb. Why'd you, like, riz Siri like that? Like, she's not into you like that. The girl's on Do Not Disturb. Okay. Oh. Anyways.

How do you unironically act like that? It's not on Do Not Disturb. Let me just do it manually. Here we go. We're on Do Not Disturb. That's crazy. Do you do that all day at school? In fact, I do work at school. And if you wonder what I do at school, I play. I do the three bad things. I play. The three bad things? Yeah. What the? I do...

I do, uh, I do, uh, I cheat. Yeah. Sometimes, like, you cry. Don't cheat, kids. Don't cheat. I mean, unless it's the only way you're getting through school. No. No, what? Here's the thing. Cheating is only cheating yourself, dog. That's the only person you're cheating. I cheated myself all through high school, and look at me now. She's a content creator, which is good. Yeah.

I'm like barely a high school graduate, but it's fine. If you're going to be there and make the most of it, pay attention. You guys. Yeah, I would say that. Unless you're being like completely played by a man in California who has like zero interest in you and you're like convinced he does. And then you just spend all day in the field house crying and you don't eat lunch and you skip class all the time. What? Unless that's your situation. Was that your situation? Well, great. Now everyone's just going to cheat. Was that your situation? Yeah. That was not her situation. Why do you keep thinking that? That was my situation. She was just like going off.

fun no no no your situation was you were a girl who just couldn't get over a guy and it was really your own problem because he told you many times that you know he's not interested right now dating you and you just kept waiting around it was really a personal problem it was my fault i should not have done that dude oh the amount the lack of self-respect i had for myself at 14 years old is lethal like you have self-respect for yourself now yeah really yeah huh what i don't know what conversation i just want to do but man perfect you know

Can I break your phone? Go ahead. No. You break your phone. Smash it. No. Harper. Harper? I'm smashing your face. Harper. Yes. No. Harper, no. Pop that thing. Harper, no. Your mom's going to be so mad. Oh, man. Come on. I'll break my knee. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

That was crazy. Bro just literally likes to make fun of me. Oh my gosh, are you okay? Oh my gosh, are you okay? I was just saying that because the episode we watched in Friends like that, Joey was making floral arrangement, Ross was wearing makeup. Okay, nobody, nobody. No, but I'm explaining that. Oh my gosh, are you okay? You're a woman. What? That's literally a lot of the Friends. I've literally seen you do this so many times. No, no, no. You know who I've seen do that?

Kate. Kate goes up. And you. I never... Somebody's going to clip it up. Yo, please. Somebody clip me out of...

the episodes we have about 100 plus episodes somebody clipped me going that's crazy i would never yeah that's whatever episode is this they will not catch me live and if i'm scrolling through tiktok and i see a fan out of me talking right now and then i see me in there for the next that's gonna be awkward but i don't think that's ever happened and just so you know that's gonna be the one that goes viral if we see it it's coming on the pod with me trust me i'm bringing that thing on here that's not literally printed out that never happened also by the way michael um all

All of you guys have been wanting Michael to come on. He's one of our best friends who edits every single short you guys see. Forward content creator. He's on the other side of this wall. That's why I was trying to break it down. Yeah, he's not coming. Okay, well. He's a little bit camera shy. Once he sold his account with 11 million followers, he went off the grid. He had 11 million followers on TikTok. And sold the account. He quit. One day he just decided to quit. He didn't like it. Did he show his face? Yeah, he showed his face. Yeah.

Yeah. He had a normal account like me and Cash. You could ask him, but he's on the other side of the wall. He sold his account. He did. He got rid of his TikTok with 11 million followers. At one point, he woke up and he said, I'm not this guy. I don't like it. This isn't me. This isn't who I am anymore. I'm going to sell my account. I think I just want to edit TikToks. Yeah. I don't want to be in them. Man.

Oh my gosh. Michael's gonna watch this back. You know he's on the other side of the wall right now. Michael's on the other side of that wall. Camera shy. Happier than I've ever seen him. Yeah. When he was doing TikTok, I can't lie. Boy was not happy. What did my dad call him? He called him something. See, we need to bring this up while Michael's on the episode, but we can't freaking get him on the episode. I'm trying to bait him on. I feel like the two of you could pick him up and just bring him on. No, he's... Yes, we can.

Maverick, come on. Let the girls talk. This is not going to go well. Yeah, he's going to hurt y'all. Yeah, be careful. Don't break Michael either. We'd hate to see that happen live. That might be really good content, actually. This has got to be a form of violation. Physically bringing the man on set to be on camera in front of millions of people. That'd be crazy.

Michael's gonna watch this back and be like, what the frick? That's how Michael talks. Actually. Yeah, he's like. He has kind of an accent, but. Really? Yeah, Michael's Brazilian, so. He's Brazilian. Dude, Michael's gonna watch this back and be like, I'm not freaking Brazilian. What is she talking about? I don't have an accent. I don't have an accent. I actually don't think he's Brazilian. What is he? Alex just told me Michael isn't Brazilian. What is he? Wait, I thought he was Brazilian the entire time I've known him. I thought he was Brazilian, too. Puerto Rico? Portuguese? Michael, are you Brazilian? That's what he speaks. Yeah, but.

I don't know if... Don't break a phone, Harper. I'm so sorry. I have really... No, I cannot... If I break Maverick's phone, he will... Can you hand me those Sour Patch Kids? Yeah. Are you getting rid of them? Yeah. Dude! I tried to do the same thing, and he didn't like it. I don't know. He's gonna blame me. I don't know. He's gonna be like, Kate! And then yell at me like it's my fault. That's usually how it goes. What are you doing? I'm nothing. Hey! Hey.

That's our TV. Guys, don't worry. New TV coming soon. We have it all ready. New TV coming soon. Stay tuned. Yeah. Oh, God. All right. Anyways, guys, another girls' episode again. Wait, are we leaving that painting on for every new episode now? No. I really hope not. It is another girls' episode. Time to talk about the girly things. Oh.

- I have a question about your eyelashes. - Oh yeah. - Do you put them on your eyelashes or do you glue it to your skin? - I put them like right at the base. - But where do you put the glue? On the skin? - No, it's like right where the skin ends. 'Cause if you put it on the lash, it's just gonna rip the lash out. - Okay, okay. - That's why I curl it together to like make it blend. - 'Cause they look that way?

They look so natural. I know. Kate's always looking. I've been mastering it since I was 16. Like, literally ever since I was 16, I've been wearing lashes. Because when I started TikTok, I was like, oh my gosh, all the TikTok girls wear false lashes. So I started, I don't see a Michael in your hand. Michael didn't want to come, okay? Well, you could have posted. Wow, he really doesn't want to come. You're telling me Michael is stronger than the two of you combined? No, he just weighs a lot. Okay. He just threatened us, okay? What did he say? What did he say? Well, since we're employers, he was just like...

You can't touch me or I'm going to tell the police. You can't. He's not going to tell the police. You can't forcefully put me in here. He's not talking to the police. He said you can't forcefully put me in here. Michael, what did you do? But he's also in my massage chair, which I don't want to mess up. Maybe since I'm a stranger and I go in there, maybe he'll get so uncomfortable that he'll just come out.

We were like mid-girls episode talk. Oh, really? Guys, I've actually gotten good at putting my lashes on. I put them on every morning. Or not every morning, but I try to do really fast. Wow, I'm almost entertained. Yeah. I want to start. The last time I tried, it was like two different eyelashes. Yeah. It is hard to figure out at first, but I've been doing it for so long, I figured it out. Harper. What's up? We're in the middle of the girls. Yeah, I know you are. And I can't take it.

don't you don't you want to ask me something not at all you don't want to ask me anything did anything new happen since like anything you've seen him um i mean see anything you you got you your ring's a little big for your finger wait our private question whose ring do you like more mavericks or cashes

Oh, wow. It has black on it. I mean... Yeah, that's what I said. It's dingy. No, okay. It's supposed to. It's supposed to. We did pick a ring with black studs on it because we thought it looked cool. Wait, pull it off and show her how circular it is. No. Okay. It's shaped like an oval. Which one do you like better, Harper? I... Yeah. I... Mavs looks really feminine, but Cash's looks like... That looks like you're showing off your nails. Yeah. You were... You was like... Mine? You know how, like, when girls forget a ring, they're like, ah... That's what Cash just pulled. He hit the...

Let me see your ring, Cash. I'm not trying to say anything, but that's the third person that said your ring looks feminine. No, that's just you. It's just like, wait, who still knows her ring looks feminine? Her, who's the, always is my op. She also came in and she said, is it too girly? And you were like, because I told you you said that. It's a

Because he told me that you said it was girly, so I was asking you to confirm. Is it too girly? Is it girly? No. I'm just saying three people have said the word girly, and you're ringing the same sentence. At least my ring is a circle. Do you think it's girly because it's shiny? Well, you've been wearing it a week. Give it time. Let me try. It's a circle? Yeah. Mine's not going to move. Mine's real, sweetheart. Oh, yeah. That's not what yours is. Wait, hold on. Give it to me.

Yeah, but if it's real, let's take a hammer to it. Yeah. It's literally hammered. That's what it is. Wait, you're telling me that since it's real, it will not be misshapen? I mean, it would take a lot of pressure, I think. Oh, but we could do that. I mean, if you put it into a clamp and clamped it, it'd probably break. No, one hammer hit. Like if we were to put it on the table and hit it with a hammer? With a hammer? Yeah, probably. Well, he got the thin band. What a cheap ring! I got the thinnest one they had. What a cheap ring! How embarrassing! Pfft!

So embarrassing. You're going to voice a cartoon character one day. Dude. What? Yeah, Wreck-It Ralph. I was just thinking that. What? Wreck-It Ralph. Why? What about Penelope or whatever that girl's name is? Penelope. Wait, you can do a whole movie and do every single character. You have so many voices. Stop it. Seriously. Barbara, is there anything you want to ask Matt about? Fine.

How was the wedding? Well, you wouldn't know because you weren't there. You wouldn't know because you weren't there, were you? Oh.

Did you have fun at homecoming, though? We're not talking about homecoming right now. We're talking about my wedding. Your wedding. Well, we were all there, so we already all know what happened, but none of us were at homecoming. No, no, no. Homecoming is a different episode. Y'all shared your first kiss. We did. We did. That sounds weird. Don't say it like that ever again, please. Wait. You shared your first kiss? Can't you tell me she glitched at the altar when Mad leaned in? She did. I did glitch. Like Penelope? It just wasn't... It didn't feel like...

like natural because we had never kissed before so he came in and I was like okay I have to do this now. Was it scary? I mean I think anyone would be rightfully scared of Maverick coming in to like seeing Maverick and Maverick going shush.

Let's see if you get scared. You ready? Yeah. No, you come here. I'm good on this side of things. But show us that face. No, this is bullcrap. There's no way I look good right now. There's absolutely no way I do this and it doesn't get made into a short and look horrible. Why don't you kiss Kinsey and show us what you did? I mean, we can make out on the episode if you want. I bet he would.

I bet you went like... Did you use tongue, Kinsey? No. I imagine the first kiss being like... With teeth? That does not mean... Ew. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know. I was off to the side. I did not get a view of the kiss at all. I got Kinsey's beautiful hair. I got the back of Kinsey's head. Did you see that video, Cash? You got the wedding?

You know, my viral one has like 20 million views. Did you see it? I'm coming down the aisle and he pulls his phone out. He's like, oh, hey, bro. I'm sorry. I gotta go call you later. Yeah, Kimmy's coming down the aisle. She's walking. This song's like, here, come to my. And I take my phone out. That's a good song. And I was like, oh, man.

Oh, man, I can't talk right now. I'm kind of busy. And I turn my camera around and she's just walking down the aisle. Wait, what account is it on? Cash Baker? My personal. It was insane. I was flipping out before. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, what you guys did not see is I told Kate my plan of what I was going to do. I was flipping out. Right before we all walked out to do the wedding. 20 million views?

I think it has 12 million views. Oh. She humbled you. And that's okay. Right as we walked out, I told Kate what we were going to do. So I'm standing with all the groomsmen. Kate's standing with all the bridesmaids. Kinsey's coming down the aisle. It's intense. Kate looks over at me. She knows this is my time to shine when Kinsey's walking down the aisle. It's not. That's exactly what it's not. It's Cash Baker's time to shine when the bride is walking down the aisle. Yeah.

And Kate looks at me and she goes, don't. But before this, Kate told him no like a hundred times. Oh, yeah. And I was like. I was like shaking. I was so mad. Yeah, she was like, don't.

And I was like, okay, I'm going to have to not look at Kate while I do this. And when I found out I did it, I just didn't look at her for the rest of the wedding. Yeah, he did not make eye contact with me. I was so mad. I was more concerned. But to be fair, I had told Cash like 17 times. I was like, absolutely not. You cannot do that. That is not okay. And then he turns to Mav and he goes, Maverick, do you think this is okay? And Mav's like...

I guess so. Yeah, so I told Matt, I said, it is your wedding. It is up to you if I do this or not. And he was like, no, you got to change. No, you waited until Kate was gone. I'm about to walk down the aisle. You walk up to me. You're like, listen, last chance, last chance. Okay, listen, man. No, I said, last chance to back out. I said, if you don't want me to film this video, if you think Kenzie's going to get mad, you tell me. I was up there when you asked him because it was upstairs before we all lined up. He asked Matt. I was there when you were like, yeah, it's fine. It didn't matter. Nobody saw it. And then Garrett pulled me aside because I was so mad. And he was like, listen.

If he wants to do it at his wedding, he can just let him. Garrett pulled you aside? He literally was like, if Kinsey gets upset, she's not going to be upset at you. I was like, okay. So Kate only cared about herself. Wait, everybody listen. I care about Kinsey getting upset. But once Maverick had said, go ahead and do it, Garrett was like, well, if Mav's saying it's fine, there's nothing you can do, Kate. So...

Yeah, it was unfortunate for me because I was like so mad because I didn't want Kinsey to be upset. Were you upset, Kinsey? No, but I would have been upset if you would have waited until I was like at the altar. Wait, everybody be quiet. Who the frick took my freaking Sour Patch Kids? I knew he would have noticed. Wait, what is that? What is that saying from? Why is that? Who took my super suit? No, it's woman. My super suit. Who took them?

Why is the eyelash falling off the cactus's eye? The eyelash is like upside down. Wait, guys, if y'all want to listen to this, y'all can. Just be very quiet. Three, two, wait. Oh, I'm entertained. This is great. Let's see this. Oh, she missed her shin. Oh, stop. Harper, stop it. Harper. Harper. Stop. Wait, Kate, you're going to ruin it. Okay, take the hammer away. Wait, let me get the mic extra close. Oh, no.

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. - Why does he have a bruise? - Guys, feel how sweaty the hammer is after that. - I kinda do. - Oh my gosh. - Wait, wait, put the mic up next to it. - Do you feel like you got outdone by a 15 year old girl? - Yeah, cast your nets. - Oh my gosh! - Give me that, give me that. - He went too hard on his shin. - All right, Kate, come here. - I'll hit you with it if you want me to. I've been waiting for that one. - What? - It's so easy to-- - You've been waiting to hit him with a hammer? - It's so easy to hurt your shin with that.

Okay, here we go. That burp was crazy. The paint. Man's gonna be in a wheelchair. Did you not shower last night? You guys want me to do it or not? Yeah. Okay, just go. Ask him again in Second Harbor. Who's there? Can you hear it really good? He said hello. You're so

Like there's not much going on in your shin. Oh man. But in his knee, that's where everything's going on. I would never ever ever voluntarily hit myself in the shin with a hammer. Or no shin. You know what else happened at the wedding, Harper? Because you know you weren't there at all. Wait, what happened?

I hate it when I miss things! Everyone heard it from me. It's just dad jokes. Kate cannot control herself with a dad joke. What was the joke? I said about no chin. No chin. Funny, man. You made her laugh so hard she almost broke a leg. That's not... That was just okay. We can just move on. Okay. I hate when I say dad joke and then nobody says it's funny. Like, obviously it's not supposed to be funny. Kate's the only one that laughed at him. Well, no funny.

Okay, well, since you are at the wedding, you know what else happened? Wait, I want to know. Did my sister say anything? Did she object or she just let it be? Oh, we didn't ask your sister. Oh, I don't think we ever asked. She would be so mad. You know, on viral TikTok, it was all the groomsmen and then just me trying to convince him because all the bridesmaids were still in the suite or something. You know what a viral TikTok would be? If somebody objected from the crowd or like if I was in the crowd and I said, I object before they kiss. That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to, when they said that, I wanted to be like, I did.

But they don't ask that at weddings anymore apparently I never got that opportunity Oh you were gonna take it though Maybe It's a risk we're gonna have to take Well just like life advice to anybody going to a wedding Don't object Maybe you should

Hold your peace. You should have said something before she walked down the aisle. Yeah. Sometimes it's your only chance. You live out of town. Your only chance is when the arbalestas say I do. But what actually happened is they made their entrance to the, what's that called? Oh my goodness. This was, our DJ was, we can say this. Our DJ, I mean, it was crazy.

It was crazy. Everything else was awesome. Venue, amazing. Flowers, amazing. Cake, amazing. DJ kind of dropped the ball. That's not a biased thing. You can't see anyone there. Everyone was very irritated. He literally got our names. Word was going around, traveling around that y'all got him off Craigslist. I don't know if it was true. More like the street corner. No, I'm kidding. Listen. He literally says this.

He announces the whole wedding party. First off, he does that wrong. Okay? So he has a list of all the names. And somehow Cash is on everybody's list. So Cash is like, he goes, Cash and Kate. Cash and Jaycee. Cash and Kaylee. That was a hot topic. He goes down the list, right? And then he says, now, introducing. No, no. Everybody please stand up or whatever. Now, and then you can say it. Mr. and Mrs.

Did y'all think y'all were gonna scream it? No!

Kenzie. No, he just like forgot their name, I think. He should have said Mr. and Mrs. Baker or Mr. and Mrs. Maverick and Kenzie Baker or whatever. That's insane. It's funny though because our names are on a projector on the huge wall. Like he could have just looked to the left. No, he set up. He set up the projector. He did set up the projector. That's crazy. He made the projector fall. He did everything. He typed it in. Maybe he just thought that's how you want it to be announced which is Mr. and Mrs. No.

No, no. You can tell in his voice. No, you can tell in the video. He goes, Mr. and Mrs. That's crazy. No, because right before we were doing like the bridal party entrance, he was like, just to make sure I have this all right. And he read everyone's name. And I was like, everything is great, but you're going to read it from the bottom of the list up. Because if you start from the top, you're going to announce the bride and groom first. And we do not want that. And he was like, okay, bottom from the top. I got it. What?

What? And he read it from the top to the bottom. Like, it was not. But everything else was flawless. Except for then he also was not playing your song. Oh, well, no, not with the DJ, but everything else. Guys, everything else was great. Yeah, the venue was good. We were at the Notting Hill venue.

A little elm. It was beautiful. It was awesome. Like a castle. And then our flowers were great. They're being humble. That thing was like a freaking mansion. Yeah, I saw that. Craziest freaking wedding venue I think anybody there had ever been to. That was the biggest wedding I've ever been to. Because his daddy's rich. No, he's not. No, he's not. Wait, guys. I want to make that TikTok where it's like...

Oh, I hope they play Fiend here. This is the LL Podcast. Fiend. What? Did you just make the TikTok? No, I haven't. I feel like we're so outdated when she says stuff like that and we have no clue. TikTok, it's like, I hope they play Fiend here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have seen that. This is a Zach Ryan concert. I have seen that.

what i'm so confused so should we do it so i'm gonna be like y'all can be behind the scenes of a tiktok okay let's do it right now right now i guess oh uh i hope they play fiends yeah i'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like i hope they play fiend and then you say harper this is the lol podcast what is fiend like oh my gosh this is horrible travis scott i think

Can we do like a song I know so I feel like included? No. Because like I don't know that song and I feel really... I'm on the same boat. I'm not going to lie. It's like, it's like, it starts off like, why are you laughing so hard? Y'all just like making... I think we are on an episode and y'all are just like trying to film a TikTok now. It's crazy. Are you ready? I am.

I'm going to say, I hope. This is how our brains work off camera. They don't actually. I hope you play Fiend. Hopper, this is the LWL podcast. Okay. Can Mav say that? Hopper, this is the LWL podcast. Hopper, this is literally the LWL podcast. Okay, let's go. All right. But I'm going to record you. Yeah, I know. I'm going to do a second clip. Yeah. Okay.

I hope they play Fiend. Hoppa? What? I thought she was going to turn it. She told you so many times. I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I got distracted by that loud dog. We need to put her... That thing's got to chill out. Are you ready? Hold on. Do you want me to go put her up? Yeah. Or... Momentary break. Get a remote. Get a remote. You know what I'm saying? A remote would be a really good idea right now. Yeah. Let me try this again. That was great.

You really sound like you hope they play Fiend. What do you mean, Kay? That was great. You never even seen the dick dot. Harper nailed it. Let me try it one more time. Ready? We're doing retakes. I fear the dog is about to raid us. Here it is. Oh, no. No, no, no. Stop.

Relax. Are all the mics on? She's about to take the entire test. Check, check. Testing, Kenji. Wait, wait. Now we're in a mic test. No, we're done. Testing behind. Okay. All right. Here we go. Let me just zoom in. All right. So millennial. All right. I'm about to play. You...

i hope they play fiend stop harper i wanted to ask you why you deleted that tick tock girl i can't i was getting so bullied okay no not another we're filming this one oh wait one more time ready one more please

You probably aren't going to post, are you? What? Are you going to post it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. Hey, Fien! Alright, wait, let me see that. She nailed it. Alright, there we go. Now say, Hot Pod, this is our podcast. Ready? 3, 2, 1. Hot Pod, this is the end of the podcast! Oh!

So can we move on? No, I wanna see that. Give me that thing. Yeah, that was eyeballs. They did a 360 in his head. They went up and came from the downwards area. Wow. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Let me see. He looks like a madman. Let me see, let me see. Yeah, that's good, that's good. I don't know. We'll figure it out after. So everybody be talking and I'm gonna say, Okay. Three, two, one, go.

So... Start talking. Oh, wait. We're talking? Yeah. Oh, how about we talk about how nobody can stay on topic right now? She stole my Sour Patch Kids. And this is... That'd be a pretty good... I don't want a... Good one. All we need to talk about... We have a thumbnail. We need to calm down. Oh, that's good. Okay, good. That was a good fit, guys. Congratulations. No, I'm serious about the topic thing. Oh, my gosh. You got me on your phone, my friend. Get into your drive!

Okay, well I have another topic. We're supposed to talk about my wedding! We're not! Let's talk about how the guys were stupid and didn't turn. Yeah! Yo, I- no. I do everything flawless. Not that. I do everything flawless. Not that. Look, watch. Call me. See, nothing fell. So, who's to be careful? Nothing fell.

There is a new TV on the ground. No, guys, y'all don't understand. During the rehearsal, the wedding coordinator, we practiced multiple times. She was like, you guys, as soon as Kenzie gets to this mark, like this marker on the ground, you guys are going to turn a quarter. And then when she gets to here, you guys are going to turn all the way. And the bridesmaids were like, got it, got it, good. Girls were like, what? What? What? Do we get dinner after this? What?

In unison, all the girls all turn exactly. They look beautiful. And the guys are just like, look, she's walking. Dude, this is crazy. Like 30 minutes until my free meal. And then there's a clip of my sister. She's like, Cash, Cash, Cash. And Cash is like,

And he like touches all the guys. My sister was yelling my ears. Like, gosh, I was filming my TikTok. And then I put my phone down and I was like, oh, guys, we turned now. We turned now. They were so, like, how? You had one job. The whole 15-minute ceremony. That was all you guys had to remember was turn. Yeah, it was crazy. They literally said, you guys have one job.

What's crazy is from like, they probably started at like 11 a.m. getting ready and doing all their stuff. Y'all, we showed up to the venue at like, what, 12? And we just played poker. We played poker the entire day. The entire day. It kind of irritated me. You guys were trying to have a wedding in the middle of my poker day. I heard that. It was so annoying. I heard that you wouldn't get dressed. No.

I was like, okay, I'm all in guys. Let's go. It was insane. Every time I went in there, cause you know, obviously it's a TikTok wedding. You have to have lots of TikToks. And I was like trying to make sure they got all their TikToks. And every time I went in there, I almost literally ripped the head off and punted it like a soccer ball of all of those guys. They were all so, yeah, you too. You too. She's pointing at the camera, man. What? You too? What? What?

No. Not me. No. Cash was the worst. Thank you. He was the absolute worst. Thank you. I told him that. He goes, me? No, if you asked me, I did it. I said, am I a dropout? No. Because they said, I was like, no. I made a joke. I was the king of Lich.

And I listened good. I was joking when I said we all played poker. I'd never played poker. No. I never played poker. The entire day. That did frustrate me. I was getting ready. I was getting their stuff ready while Cash played poker. It's not my wedding. I don't know what you want from me. I didn't have you do jobs at my wedding. Kate came back in and she was like, oh yeah, they're playing poker.

playing poker and Mav's ironing pants. I was like, he's doing what? She's like, well, he's been ironing pants for a while. And I was like, there's six guys in there and Maverick is ironing pants? And what iron? What did you want to say to take turns? Iron your own pants.

Oh, that would have ended horribly. I don't even know how to iron. It was so annoying. That's what I said they'd say. I said that's what they'd say. I don't know how to iron. I've never touched an iron. It was so, so, so annoying. I kept trying to... Every time I had... Because obviously, there's a million videos the bridesmaids have to do and there's a million other things a bridesmaid has to do. And I was like... Every time I had two minutes, I was like, okay, I'm going to run over there and try to get clips for this TikTok.

and i would walk in there and i'd be like now now now i gotta do this now and then they'd be like okay okay one second one second and then by the time they were ready i'd already been called back to the other room to go do something else you guys ever seen like when you call your dog and it looks at you and it's like yeah no it just keeps going yeah that's exactly what it was no it was so annoying like i was i was genuinely so frustrated i know what he told me he said

You asked me twice, and then I thought, if he asks me again, I'm going to do it. That's what he said. That's what he told me yesterday. No. No. No, you were so annoying. Can we change this topic or something? No, I just need you to admit that you were being obnoxious. No, I wasn't. You were, though. But other than that, the wedding was pretty good. The wedding was pretty good. I mean, you were okay. You and the DJ. The speech was insane. No, no, no.

You didn't tell yours? I told mine. Wait, what? Is this speech bad? No, no, no. Listen. So, honestly, the writing was pretty good. Okay. Wait, whose walkout was it in? If you would have known the speech, if you would have showed up. Listen. We're not doing a part two right now. Are you talking about the bridal parties? Yeah. Whose walkout was the best?

Oh, good topic change, Kinsey. I like it. Wait, what did you do? I kicked the flowers. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah, Alex kicked the flowers. This is a tall building. When I say tall, I mean, who's tall? They're like vaulted ceilings. Okay. And there's probably like a, I don't know, $50,000 chandelier above it on the set. And Alex kicks the flowers right up into the chandelier. Just whoop.

There's a picture and you can see like one flower still left intact up at the ceiling and there's like petals everywhere now I know I missed it too actually You think we'll ever post my speech I was just curious was it bad like I'm so confused was the next episode We'll play the speech was it like as bad as my thanks for real though like for real for real like

I don't know. I can't speak of the games. Everybody stop talking because now we have to bleep that. It's like my favorite thing to say because it's so funny. Well, now we're bleeping again. Also, by the way, when we do bleeps, we got to start doing the blurry mouth thing because people rip-bleed, I guess. Oh my gosh, that's how the people found out about what I said. They rip-bleed.

Did Reap lead you too? Yes, bro. It was so annoying. I was like, what? Rip lead. What is your lip? Rip read. Rip lip. I thought you were talking about an app like Ripley. No. Rip lip. Lip read. And you said it

Maybe I can say it. But you guys keep interrupting me. Just let him try. Rip. Wait. You can do it, buddy. Oh, I'm starting with an R. Yeah, stupid. You guys know I had to go to speech therapy for my R's? You did. I'm sorry I called you stupid. Yeah. I'm still in there. I'm trying to get out of the therapy because I'm learning my R's still. But no, I did have to go to therapy for my R's because I would say, what?

Is that what I just did? What? What? I like the color wed. Wed? That's how I talked. Anyways, I lip read. I would lip read. Or no, people lip read. I am so done saying that word. Say that word again. Say it fast. Lip read. Lip read. Lip read, lip read, lip read. Say Irish wristwatch really fast. Is that a fast one? No.

I swear on my life. It's just hard to say Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. It's hard to say. Am I saying something bad? No. Everybody tell me if I'm saying something bad. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch. It's hard to say it's Irish wristwatch. Irish wristwatch.

This is insane. Dude, I'm so proud of you. You're doing so good. Maverick, what was your favorite part about the wedding? There's only one answer to that, Maverick.

me okay okay there you go man yeah that was takes it away he almost said something else that was not about which was great i didn't actually eat the food at the wedding not a single bite his food was touching so i ate it i finished the other half i did take the chicken wait did you try the chips and queso i did i did try the chips we got that specifically for you yep it was good

- Oh. - It's great. - The food was amazing. - The food was so good. - The food was good. What else was good? - Guys, I- - My speech. - Why do you do that? - What? - Things. - I know I wasn't here for the wedding, but I think I might have to use the restroom. - Okay, that's the end of the episode, guys. - Oh, no, no, wait, that's the end. - That's the end. - Really, that's the end? - That's the end. - The whole thing, y'all had a big wedding and that's what we get. - Well, we spent the entire episode- - We didn't talk about our first date. - I tried to mention this thing like way earlier in the episode twice.

We can keep going. No one cares at all. Okay, was there anything you'd like to say about your wedding? It was awesome. And I'm married now. Which is a crazy thing to be married. Let me tell you. We went on our honeymoon. Bro. Well, no, I'm not going to talk about that because we might do an episode on that. Okay, Kenzie wanted to say something about the wedding.

I wanted to talk about our first dance because I thought it was beautiful. You thought it was beautiful? Yeah. Oh, that was a good talk. Why did you say it sarcastically? That was a great talk. Well, because, well, we danced on clouds. There was like a fog machine and the smoke came out and we were dancing. It was so pretty. Are we going to post that? Yeah, we'll probably post it. It was so pretty. We'll do pop-ups throughout this video of like the wedding too. Have you guys ever seen angels dancing? That's what we looked like. What the? Angels in the clouds.

um wow so i saw one angel for sure i was questioning was it the second one are you trying to say i didn't have moose no it was i was it was a really pretty first oh my goodness you're saying kenzie's not an angel

yeah that's what i'm saying and let me tell you how i can prove it i'm just kidding no but i am impressed with myself because all the little buttons on my dress broke and so my dress had a long train same when i got married the same thing happened to me well y'all buy the expensive dresses and they still break the dress the dress did not come with what is that thing called

Anyways, I dressed I danced with my dress like dragging I was basically dancing on top of my dress. Yeah You it was you

Wow, it's not pointed at me. That's incredible, actually. No, it was her. You and somebody threw the napkins. No, that was Copeland and whoever Copeland walked away. Yeah, and you did the bubbles. Yeah. Yeah, that made everything sticky.

Well, y'all weren't supposed to do your first dance right after. Yeah, we were. No, the DJ was supposed to wait until the dances. Oh, after dinner. Oh. Dancers were supposed to have it after dinner and the DJ was in the floor. Well, I didn't know that. So it was the DJ's fault. No. It was. The DJ, like, started announcing dances. Oh, because you were going to clean the floor before that happened? No, you guys paid people to clean the floor. We did? Yes, there was someone there to clean the floor. You have floor cleaning people?

There was someone there to clean the floor. This thing is always nasty, man. Now, there was someone there who was supposed to clean the floor after the bridal party's entrance because there was napkins and, like, bubbles everywhere. But then the second Mavin Kinsey get downstairs, instead of, like, doing what he was supposed to do, the DJ was like, first dance!

when they were not supposed to do their first dance and they were like, okay, I guess we'll dance now. He was excited. I didn't even know he announced it. I think he just started playing the song. What? No, he did. Did he even announce it? He did. Okay. I don't remember. I just know that you guys were not supposed to dance right after the entrance. Yeah. I have a least favorite part of the wedding. Ooh. Um, it was when they were supposed to get in their car and leave like a fairytale ending. Um,

I freaking sat in the backseat of that car with no AC on for like, I'm not even kidding, like 40 minutes. Oh wait, also the DJ's fault because we had to redo our last dance like four times. What? What? That's what took you guys so long? We were all sitting outside like, what? He couldn't get the song.

Wait, what do you mean you had to redo it? He couldn't find the song. He had the wrong song. Oh my gosh. What a terrible DJ. Hey, it's okay. And so our photographer had to walk over and get the song for him. Wait, what song were y'all dancing to? I Love You So Bad. It's like a stripped version though. And he couldn't find it. But you can find it on Spotify. No, no, that sounds bad. You guys are sorry. No, no, no.

It's just a guitar. A stripper. You guys were stripping and I was sitting in the car. Yeah. Sorry about that, man. But you know what? You're lucky you sat in the car, though. I mean, you're lucky I drove you back up to the front because I thought about driving to the end of the street and then just kicking you out there. Oh, man. Yeah, they said they were doing their last dance or whatever for like 45 minutes. We're all outside. I hunkered down in the backseat of their car sweating badly. Okay, so y'all.

I'll have to keep in mind, Matt did the same thing at our wedding. He got in the backseat of our car. Yeah, and I was like, I don't think Maverick's going to remember that he did that at my wedding, so I'm going to do it to him. So I sat back there waiting for them to get in the car so I could scare them. And then they get in the car and the sound...

second they sit down they go they sure they took he was excited let me tell you it was like the second the door closed yeah this man was ready to get home he was not happy after the wedding actually really i left my passport with my mom first we had to circle back around for you and then we left and i was like i don't have my passport and he was like we gotta get the passport and then we went it was all taken care of

care of someone was like supposed to bring it to the airbnb for y'all no that did not happen no i we had to run around till like midnight getting the passport shut up it was like another 40 minutes your guys's wedding night kinsey didn't have a passport well because we had the next morning at like 4 a.m to get to the airport we got no sleep that night oh i bet yeah um

Anyways. They were literally up all night looking for a passport. The passport was only 40 minutes. What? Okay. Anyways. So after the wedding, you guys got in the car. You said, we're married. It's our wedding night. Let's go look for the passport. We got to go find the passport. No.

No, on top of that, I want y'all to know that we completely fumbled the bag and I was so irritated. I don't know why we didn't think of this sooner. I guess it was just one of those things that like you have to make a mental note to yourself for, but like we never did that. But when the bride and groom are getting in their car to drive away, it's the bridal party's responsibility to get all of their belongings and put it in the car for them. Oh, no, no, no. Are you talking about the grooms? No, the bridesmaids. We didn't even think about it. Oh, I put all of them in.

I told two of my grooms where my stuff was, and I told them, I said, put it all in a plastic. All this goes in the car. Everything right here has got to be in the car. Oh, my gosh, dude. And then I sent them to put it in the car before the thing. I got a story about that one. Okay. Matt hands me his phone to turn on his car, and he's like, hey, go pull the car around and everything. What? And do all this. What do you mean there's a story? Yeah. And I go, I was like, I'll just have Alex and the other groomsmen do it because I was busy. So I go over to Alex. Playing poker. Were you busy?

you busy playing poker? I heard Alex, Michael, and Zach. And I was like, guys, guys, I'm going to trust you with something. And I probably should never, those words should probably never come out of my mouth. But I was like, I'm going to trust you guys to pull him out of his car around. That's it. I just need you to grab his car and park it in front of the door. That's it. Flat out. They were gone like 25 minutes and I was like,

What? And so I go out there and they literally are still parking the car. And they're still parking it like this. And they're like, it took a minute, but we got it. And I was like,

Guys, it's backwards. And they parked the car where Kinsey would have to go around the car and Maddie has to open it. And then we got to do the other way. Are you serious? They were like, oh, we didn't think about that. Just give me that. That has nothing to do with my stuff, though, that I sent you to get. Did they not put it in there? No, I sent them to get my stuff. Oh, we didn't put that in there? No, we didn't put that in there. Nobody told.

I told you. I told you. Oh my gosh. Y'all should have literally someone, you should have told me. And then if you would have told me, I would have been aware and been like, shoot, we got to get Kinsey stuff because like the second. Well, you didn't know where my stuff was. I put all my stuff in like bagged up and everything. My shoes that I needed, everything right there. Yeah.

No, you look entertained. Yeah, I know. Too bad you missed the wedding. Rochelle was like, Rochelle told me she was like, Cash, can you go pull the car around? And then I was standing there and I was like,

I looked to your sister and I was like, "JC, we didn't get any of Kinsey's stuff." And she was like, "Oh my gosh." And so all of us bridesmaids like run up to the bridesmaid suite and like Kinsey has nothing for her wedding night. She doesn't have a bag. She doesn't have her phone. She doesn't have a wallet. - It's all at the Airbnb already. - No passport. No, you still have all your stuff in the venue that you needed though. Your phone. - Your water bottle. - All of it. All this stuff that Kinsey needs

and none of us remembered to get it and so we're all running around upstairs you guys were bustling we were literally like sprinting and like we were like looking around the the suite and we were like what stuff is kenties and what's not and so finally i was like okay frick it i grabbed your phone and like your water and i put it in the car and i was like we'll just take the rest later because i forgot my phone honestly but my water i was like begging for it after our last dance was like my water somebody please get my water that was in the car sorry

No, no, no. It's a good thing. Because Maverick was like, you do not need it to go on the trip to the Dominican. You don't need your water bottle. And I was like, no, I need my water bottle. Yeah. Wow. Well, you guys are officially married. Life's crazy now that we're married. Is there anything that's been different since y'all have been married? Yeah. We sleep in that little room together. Wait, did y'all not used to? Yes, we know, Kenzie. Well, you said what's different. I'm telling you. They sleep in like a Harry Potter closet. Wait, did you used to sleep in that room and he used to sleep in that room?

Before y'all were married? Mm-hmm. They didn't sleep in that room together. What? Actually? Yeah. Actually. Wow. I'm impressed. Now, we sleep together. We shower together. Okay. And you don't have to share. What else do you do together? She shares my bank account. Oh. I don't like this. And I share her bank account. She's rich. Wow. That was so weird. What? I don't like that. They shower together. What? That's kind of gross. We don't have to talk about it.

No, it's so funny because... What are you talking about? That is kind of weird to say. I don't know about saying it. I'm sorry to think about the things we do together. It's kind of normal for Cash and Kate because Cash is just farting in the bathtub. Dude, I do be farting in the bathtub. I will not lie. No, it's just... What did I say a couple months ago? Kinsey was like... I was like, Kinsey just...

I don't know. It seems inappropriate to say anything about Kinsey, about her getting married. You should not be showering with a man, Kinsey. Thank you. What the? Yeah, like, think about me getting older and showering with a guy. Whoa! We're not thinking about that. Nobody think about that. We'll see you next time. Bye! This thing is making my butt crack. Crack, man.