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- That is a secret room up there. That is also a magic room. - Magic? - Hey, can I get some marshmallows? Get marshmallows.

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Sometimes when I have to fart and we're in bed, I purposely stop cuddling, roll the other way so I can do a fart transplant into Kinsey. What? That's cool. We listen and we don't judge. I have plans to kill Honey. Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to the podcast. Today, Cash is on his phone. Kinsey's playing ball blast. She became a t-shirt. I just died. And Kate, you're doing okay right now. And today, I have something very cool.

But I'm not gonna say it right now. I gotta say it. Stay tuned. So subscribe. I have something super cool. Your last episode was your birthday. Yes, it was, man. Yes, it was. And I remember, if you remember, if you guys recall, I look over here and I didn't have what I thought I had. I do remember that. You were gonna give me something. That is true, but I went and got it. So let's see it. You can have it later. What? What?

I've already rated a whole episode. Okay, fine. You can have it right now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Also, I still have my Nutella. You'll look like the 4th of July. A bucket. I worked hard on this bucket. I've been storing this up for months. It's a bucket of pee. Okay? Oh, my gosh. Just for you. Oh, my gosh. It's a bucket. It's a bucket of pee. Ew. It is yellowish. Let me see. I don't know what it is. And for one episode, I'm going to allow you to basically be in control the entire episode. You have a shut-up gun. Oh.

Oh no. Oh, give me that! Please don't spray my hair. This is the best gift ever! Why are we giving it to him? If that does not work, you have a- I said shut up gun. Oh, wow, thank you! This is crazy! Why didn't you give this to me on my birthday? Well, today is technically still your birthday. Well, Matt, don't worry, I'm not the type to complain. No. Don't spray it in my hair. Don't worry, please shut up now. Oh! I like this gun!

He just gave it to you. That was crazy. And you're already abusing it. Well, he was talking too much for my liking. You're abusing it. Okay, I'm not going to talk this episode. See, now he's quiet. Now he doesn't want to talk. You're abusing it. Go ahead. Talk, Mav. Talk, Mav. Oh, he didn't do what I said. You gotta do what I say. When will they learn? Okay, okay. All right. Please shut up, Mav. Harper, do jumping jacks.

Oh wow, this gun really works great! Okay, Harper, sit down. Please, I'll do whatever you ask. Kate? Yeah? Please. Sorry, I'm thinking of a bunch of things, but I can't say those. Um, hold on. Uh... Go through the hole in the wall. Okay, I'll make that happen. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow, I didn't think she'd do that, actually. I thought I was gonna get a sprayer for that one. Yep, and just... My gosh! Okay, I think that might be the first time Kate actually knocked the painting down. Wait...

Yeah, you can come out now. You can come out. Now, what should I have Kinsey do? Hmm, Kinsey, Kinsey, Kinsey. Okay, I got it. Kinsey, come get this gun and spray yourself. Okay. Hard. Hard, right in the face. You guys broke it. You broke my shotgun. I don't think he did that. Well, you just got me all wet. It's not gonna work now. Ow!

He said it's not gonna work now. - Last two, last three, last four, last five. Now give me my bucket of pee. - This hurts. - Why are you hitting me? - Well go hit him back. - I think I'm the real victim here. - Don't worry, we're still here. - Kenzie, if someone hits you, you hit them twice as hard. - No, last one, last one.

This was horrible! I knew this would be fun guys! The TV logo is gone! The TV logo is literally gone. I just come sit over here with you guys on the crossfire. No, no, no, no! That'll flood the house. That's a lot of water. That'll literally flood the house. And probably our entire set. Our highly expensive electronics. I know!

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Happy birthday, thank you very slippery. Yeah, you should go change We'll just set this down

There we go. Man. Oh. Now our set doesn't look broken. I'm quite chilling. I got that shut up gun with us a little longer. I mean, I got the most, I feel like I got the most wet. It was broken after like only four minutes. How did you get the most wet? I got the most. Well, you started it, Kinsey. I just got the most wet.

- It's a crossfire. - Kid, they should have just done what I said and we all could have been happy. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, wanna share one? - No. - Okay. - You don't wanna share any? - No. - Not even one? - No, it is my birthday, so it's all for me. - Okay. - But you could probably share one. - Yeah, you should share one or-- - What about with your wife over here who loves you the most? - It literally looks like cutting my seams. - And we're back. - He's cutting my seams. Stop cutting my seams. - No, you got cut, sorry. - All I said is Nutella looks like-- - No, no, no. - Cut. - If he does it again, just bleep him. - No, don't. Nutella looks like-- - Bleep him.

A finger with poop on it. That's all I said. Yeah, bleep that. Alright. Can I get one of those, your wife? No, you can't get my Nutella, actually. Also, wow. Man, I have been bulking. Not dirty bulking, just clean bulking. Wait, what does clean bulking mean? It means like you're not eating bad things. Like you eat good things. And I have missed Nutella! This is like the best candy in the entire world. You started dirty bulking like less than a week ago. Matt, what are you doing, bro?

Hold on. Like less than a week ago. What is clean bulking? What's dirty bulking? Dirty bulking is when you overeat, but you're eating clean foods. Dirty bulking is you're overeating, but you're eating whatever the heck you want. Dirty bulking is like you're eating milkshakes. I do. I do dirty bulking. I really do. Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. Okay. What type of bulking you do? Um...

She does clean bulking. Yeah, she's a clean girl. You were just calling her bulky before the pod. No, I wasn't. Yeah, two minutes before the podcast started, this girl called Kate bulky. Let me tell you. Oh my God. Also, I am very grateful that God made men stronger than women because Kinsey comes at me a lot. I'm glad I can overpower her or else I'd be wet right now. You have to be careful though. She'll, she'll, she'll. She's pretty strong. I'm pretty strong too. I did a push up. Did you know? I was there for a minute. This is, this is a strongness scale. And,

back again okay now that we just keep having to cut things for this podcast yeah i mean we're nine minutes in and we've cut at least just trying to insult me by saying i'm weaker than women that's okay it's okay cash just kind of looks like luigi i'm pretty cold too

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Really? I didn't change. I got wet and I didn't change. Well, I'm pretty uncomfortable because my pants are soggy for more than one reason. More than one? Did you get my pee all over you? Oh my gosh. Oh, did I get your mic wet? Yeah, yeah. A lot of things on this set just got wet when we dumped them.

Gen Z, give us a test in your microphone. It's getting wet. Hello, can you hear me? Do I sound underwater? Skippity. What did you just say? Oh my gosh. Have you guys seen those videos? No, seriously, Kate, why did you say that? She said, skippity. It's like she's like a mom trying to be slain. It's getting skippity. Those videos where it's like making my grandma say Gen Z terms. Oh my gosh, yes. Skippity dee dee.

Oh my gosh, should I do that this weekend? We should have your grandmas do that. That's so fun. I'm going to make my grandma do it. Okay, you know what's sad is that I'm the same color as my sock.

No, you're not. Around. Low-key, you are, but that's okay. Do you have any tanner on? No. You look good. I thought you were going to go home and tan last night. Yeah. Yeah, well, I got home too late. Oh, well, that's a shame. Oh, wait. Last night? Oh, no, two nights ago. Two nights ago? I know. I could have, but I wanted to use my new Sticky Dates perfume. Your new what? Sticky Dates perfume from Lush. And then I also got this jelly perfume.

That I'm using every night now and you it's like body wash, but it's a little jelly and you can wiggle it around and you like lather it up and then put it back in its tube and then put it on yourself. Sounds very fun. If you go to Lush, you can, um, if you go to Lush, you can, they have big ones of maybe castles or frogs or even princes. The worst part about eating these Nutella packs is when you run out of breadsticks.

And you guys just go with your favorite. That's not even the worst part. That's my favorite part. Really? I don't even like the breadsticks, honestly. Now it really looks like a finger went. Never mind. Okay. Good thing Maverick wasn't listening. I had to put those in my bedroom. Maverick's doing something, but he'll be done in just a second. Because when I bought them, I was like, oh, Cash is going to steal these. So I had to hide them in my bedroom. Yeah. I do. One of my weaknesses is I love chocolate. I love chocolate, too. I like dark chocolate. You know, that hazelnut spread. I want Mr. Beast bars. No, I do not like dark chocolate.

Dark chocolate is nasty. Dark chocolate is my favorite chocolate. Dark chocolate is pretty good. Actually, that, almond chocolate, peanut chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, it's all bad besides just milk chocolate. That's hazelnut spread. Yeah, that's hazelnut spread. What? That's not chocolate. Nutella is not chocolate. It's hazelnut spread. It's like peanut butter, but it's a different nut. I think I'm allergic. Who is the strongest man ever lived? My lips are tingling. Samson.

No, it was... Actually, that's probably true. Ever... Who was the strongest man who died? It was probably Samson. No, it was... What's his name? Think about how strong Samson probably was. Dude, I mean, man pulled down like a whole building. Samsung? Yeah, Samsung. Samsung. The, like, app? No, Samsung. You mean the phone? Oh, no, Samson. Samson. You know, from the Bible? Oh, actually, what's... His hair grew very long, it made him big and strong. You know, Samsung? Sure. That's not the song. That's good. No, no, no, no, no.

Like like actually the let me look him up. No have you never seen the Bible? No, no, no, no, no I'm not looking at Samsung. I'm looking up the strong man ever lived. Stop saying that. His name is Samson. Samson. Like Sam's son. Oh Samson. Samson. Samson. We're done with it. Samson. Don't say that. Y'all are both saying it weird too though. Strongest. But seriously how strong do you guys think he was? Like you think he was strong to me?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean he killed like a thousand Philistines with a donkey That's crazy what just fell from this year. Oh, that is my secret room you have a secret room No, I do Louis here. I think you just fell through the attic the other day on accident and that's how I got here Okay. Oh my god is my secret room. Yes, stuff is falling. It's like oh

What is it called? Not dandruff. What is it? Insulation. Oh. No, dandruff is what I have. You don't want any part of that. What's that one guy? I don't know. We might have to cut it. Maybe I just shouldn't say it. Yeah, just don't say it then. How about that? But have you seen my secret room? No.

Now you've seen it. Oh, I mean, yeah, I have seen it. I saw you come out of it. Yeah, but did you know it was... Yeah, stop calling it your secret room. That's our attic that you fell through the floor. Like a little newborn baby. No, it's not. That is a secret room up there, and it's also a magic room. Bet you didn't know that. Magic? Yeah, that's so cool. Yes, it is, actually. It is a magic room. Yeah, there's already cotton flying down from the attic. That's why. Y'all believe me one day. I'll show you. Okay. Can you hear me? Watch, you don't believe me? Yeah. Oh, you do believe me. Okay, good. You can? Mm-hmm. Can you hear that?

Oh, I know his name. Okay, that's it. I know his name guys. Who? What? It has the bad word in it. Okay, then don't say it. Okay. Wait, somebody's name? Who has a... About this... Who is this man? When this episode's coming out, you're gonna be on spring break. And what are you doing for spring break, you said? Going to Costa! What? Remember she just did talk... She's talked about Costa Rica for like a year straight on the podcast. Yes, she did, but that's okay. You're gonna get new stories! Yeah, I'm pretty sure on our first... Yes, I told you! That is my...

Our house is falling apart. It's not. It is a secret magic room. What do you guys not understand? What's so magical about it? You guys don't understand. Can we have a secret magic room for the live shows? Maybe. Oh my gosh. Can we like fly up on those things? Oh yeah. That's what

We are planning a tour. Keyword planning. We're not going to announce anything yet. Not booked. But just so you all know, in 2026. Wait, no. Sorry. What year is it? 25. This year. 2025. We're going to be going on a world tour. But that is all I can say. It begins booked. So get ready. Make sure to subscribe so you can see when we go on tour. Not a US tour. A world tour. World wide. Hopefully. Just a world wide. We'll see if it happens. What the? What do you mean? You never know. It's not booked yet. What?

Yes, it is. It's in my book. It's in my book. Maybe next week it'll be a lot more books. Check your phones. You might screen record something. You guys are going to take a best friend quiz. All right. What? All about me. Bestify. Did you just make this right now? Yes, I did. Beat this quiz and prove you're a real best friend. Everyone screen record. Prove how well you know Maverick B. Aker. Yep. Wait.

Wait, B. Aker? Yep. Maverick B. Aker. Why does it say B. Aker? You spelled your name wrong. His favorite food? How much did I walk to lose 45 pounds? Wait, wait, wait. Start one at a time, guys. Oh, that was just a Google ad. Oh, I already started. Whoa, whoa. Slow down. What question are you on? I'm on the second one now. Okay, okay. Everybody slow down. So his favorite food, I said, is... I'm not going to say now. What is my favorite food? Go ahead. Pizza. I said that. What is Harry's favorite food? Man, pizza or tacos. That's hard. You got it wrong.

I knew it was pizza, but I was like, Mav just likes to put what's not really his truth in. You can't give away the... I love pizza. You can't give away the things. You're right, you're right. Everybody ready for question number two? What book has... I already skipped. Stop it! We're playing together! Gosh! Okay, I'm on question... Casey, stop!

I'm on question two! I'm on question five. You suck. Why? Cuz we gotta do it together! Everybody, it's my quiz. I worked hard on it. Let's do it together. What book has impacted Maverick Baker the most? Come on, somebody hit me with it. Harry Potter? The Hunger Games? Somebody hit me with it. To Kill a Mockingjay? I'll give you this. Jay? These aren't even... Next question. What? Wait, did anyone get it right? I got it right. I did. You did?

Did you? Yeah. Kate? No. Harper? No. That is one weird talent Maverick Baker has. Eyebrow dancing, epic tongue tricks. Which one is it? I'm not going to put epic tongue tricks because that's just weird. All right, everybody click it. That's what I put. I got it right. Epic eyebrow dancing. What does Maverick Baker dislike the most? Going to the dentist, slow internet, loud phone games, homework. I'm so good at this game. What? I got it wrong. Wait, what was it? My phone!

I automatically win because I got 100% correct of the answers that I did answer. Okay? Kitty has been disqualified. If Maverick Baker could have one superpower. Wait, wait, wait, real quick. Have you guys gotten all of them right? No. I knew a slow internet. I don't know why I put dentist. Let's continue. I got the first one. If Maverick Baker could have one superpower, which would it be? Flight. Invisibility. Dude, nobody knows this. Telepath.

Super speed. I think telepathy. Oh. That was a hard one. I know it's not that one now. Thanks, Kate. I'm going to go with invisibility. Did you get it right? Yeah, I didn't get it right. Okay. What celeb would Maverick Baker like to see as a sibling? He would definitely have Zendaya as a sibling. Zendaya, Billie Eilish, Lil Nas X, Dua Lipa, and Justin Bieber. I got it. I got it right. How long?

quiz. I got it right. It's 10 questions. Oh, I got it wrong. Where does Maverick spend the most time? Where does Maverick spend the most time? For you, Paige. Feed Reels Stories Explore. I picked it. Come on. I did it right. Did you guys get it right? I got that one right. I got it right. It was Reels. Where does Maverick Baker want to travel the most? Paris. You gotta wait. Paris, New York, Bali, Tokyo, Tulum. I'm gonna go with... This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

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5-9 to 5-11, even though it's not true. Yeah, I got it right. What is Maverick's birthday? I know it's like February, right? When is Maverick's birthday? September 9th, July 7th, March 10th, February 24th, December 12th, December 13th. It's December something. Bingo! I got it. Yeah, I got it. Bang, bang, bang. Dang, you've got one right. Congratulations. I've gotten five right, yeah. You got five. How many did you get right? Six. Six. Oh. Okay, that's it. We got to battle to the death. I did.

And I only got one wrong. Oh, yeah. We believe that. You should believe it. I got all the ones I answered correctly. Everybody text me your screen recording. I really wish we could do everyone else's. Yeah. We'll come prepared next time. That would be so fun. We'll come prepared next time. I think I could win best friend quiz on everyone. Best friend quiz? I make my pretty good- Hey, can I get some marshmallows? Darn tootin' hard. Get marshmallows. What do you mean? I used to make my friends- So walk down stairs and get them? Yeah. Let me grab you a marshmallow. Yeah. What?

Oh, there it is. Oh my gosh. Oh, what is happening? How are you doing that, Gash? Why is it like, why is there so many? Don't eat those. Hey, stop throwing marshmallows down here. I told y'all it's a magic room. Why was it like out of a Willy Wonka? Wet marshmallows. Not very good.

I want something from the secret room. - Hey, can I get a Capri Sun to wash this down? This is not very good. This is trash. - You're not gonna-- - Oh! - There we go. - He actually had a Capri Sun and he hit my foot. - What the heck? - My foot kinda broke it though. - I told you. - Oh! - Oh, a Capri Sun. - That one's for me. - I told you, it has anything you want. - That one's for me. - No, this one's for me. - Anything I want? - It's my secret room. - Got queso? - It probably got queso. - This is not sounding great. - Oh my god! - That's not queso. - That is a case. - That's a case. - It's queso. - What's in the case? - That's a queso.

Let me try a Diet Coke please. Okay that complete. Oh You need a straw accessory Can I get my straw please yeah, I got you hey can I have that Kool-Aid yo yo yeah, this is not cool Cash that was thrown at you

Any more drinks? Ew, it's a lemonade Capri Sun. I don't like that. Here, Harper. I literally do a task for that. That is so rude. I feel bad. No, it's okay. You can have it. You can have it. Stop, Cash! Wait, do you... What? You're gonna squeeze it. Do you guys think I can... Do you guys think I can squeeze this Capri Sun? Please don't waste the Capri Sun. I'm thirsty. Okay, well now you're making it not fun, man. You give her a Capri Sun, man. I'm gonna see if I can bring this Capri Sun. Why are you squeezing the little girl's Capri Sun?

You would steal a teenage girl's pre-son. Oh my goodness, you mean? Bet Samson can do it. I bet I can do it. Yeah, let Kinsey try. She can't break it. No, I can't let you try. Because then if you get it, that is highly embarrassing. Let her try. Let me get one more good one. Give it to Kinsey. One-handed, Kinsey. We're talking one-handed. Okay. Okay, then we'll try two. Okay. Then we'll try two. One-handed. Don't get me wet, please. Oh, she's got nails. She's probably gonna poke it. Poke it? Alright, just squeeze it. Poke it? One-handed.

Over there. Don't worry Kate, it's not going nowhere. Hold on. Yeah, I told you you ain't getting that. It's harder than it may look. Hold on, I will get it. Oh! Why does that sound like Cash is rearing? I told you. My turn. My magic room is great. My turn, Kinsey. Kinsey, my turn. Give me that. Here. Wait, you got a balloon? My turn. Oh, the magic room provided. Give me that, Kinsey. No. Break it. Kinsey, you're not getting it. No.

She just squeezed it with her nail. No she didn't. All over the good carpet. Wait let me have some of that juice though. Dang it. Nevermind. Oh. Oh! Okay. Oh I don't really like the taste of that. What else your magic room got? I'm scared of your secret room. What do you got? What else you got? I'm telling you guys, no one believes me ever when I tell them I have a secret room. Oh! Oh no. Oh. What? Oh. Your secret room doesn't like it. Your secret room's turning on you. Secret room killed her. Ew! Okay I'll be right back. Man down, man down. I'll be right back.

Secret room you got a bastard- OH! OOOH! Secret room's attacking you! Oh at least these ones are fine! These ones are good. Secret room, you got anything crunchy? NO! He's killing them all! Oh my goodness. Secret room is killing them all!

I can hear him up there just tearing this up. Stop it, Secret Row! Stop it! Seriously! Seriously, stop it. Hey, can you give me a whip? I'm stepping in wet marshmallows. Yeah, I don't really want to stand in it. Wet marshmallows everywhere. Okay. Gerald's dying. Hey, Secret Row, you got... This is a Gerald massacre. You got... What do you got up there? You got a... Oh, piece of balls. Wait! Throw it to me. No, I want piece of balls.

No, Cash! You're robbing the girl? Cash! Wait, I've never tried a Feastables. I want to try that. Cash, you don't need any more sugar. I'm actually going to try and squeeze this thing and see if I can get it to explode. No, wait, wait, wait. We already know what could happen. See, look, he can't even get it to explode. He can't even, like, I'm better than you. Yeah, that's right. No, you can't get it to explode. No, wait, wait.

It's shot all the way across the room and we already seen it happen once. It don't need to happen again. Yo, what kind of feastables do you have over there? Fine, here you go, Harper. Matt, you're covering the hole. You're covering the hole. What? You didn't specify what's feastable. Okay, here you go. Fine. Here's the peanut butter. Wow. I'm so glad that you have a secret room. Matt, that's... Why? What? Well, that doesn't count. What do you mean? Matt, it doesn't count if you're breaking... Hey, we got multiple conversations going on right now. I'm sorry. Just give the woman her feastables. Yeah.

Never had a feast of those before let me show you okay, can you eat almonds? Why do I hear that your room tastes like normal Hershey's? Let's see so is it good after my quiz I really feel like nobody was really my best friend. I was you got one right I

Ew, this looks like the Dubai chocolate bars. Oh, I hate looking at those. I see those Dubai chocolate bars on freaking TikTok. Those things look nasty. Absolutely nasty. And everybody's like, buy it in my TikTok shop right now. I'm like, ain't nobody gonna buy that. That looks horrid. Also...

Buying chocolate off the internet seems like a crime. I don't know why. Yeah, it kind of does seem like a crime. That would seem right. Like, buying chocolate on the internet, like, coming in the mail, it seems like it's going to be all melted. There's no way it's not melted. You want to know the craziest online food shopping I saw? Huh? I like Feastables, but not this one. Hey, have you guys played that, like, wait, hold on. Very rude of you to interrupt my wife like that. Thanks. She was talking.

She was just saying this is disgusting. Yeah, no, but the grossest thing I saw for online shopping was sheen had a crawfish boil bag You could order Wow, okay? What the wait what do you mean a crawfish for boil back? Come to me

Hey, I have another game we can play. Yeah, you got it. Do you guys know the TikTok challenge that I see everywhere? It's like, what's it called? The we listen and we don't judge. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. Let's do that. Yes, let's play it. Let's play it. Let's play it. Who wants to go first? I will. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, we got to say it together. Wait, we got to say it.

Okay. Wait, no, no, we all say it together. You say something about yourself. I don't want you to go first now. Oh, sorry. Cash, you say something about yourself. Yeah, it's supposed to be about you. Oh, mine was about Maverick. Well, that's not. It's just you judging me. Well, okay, try again. Ready? Well, no, that's about you. No, no. It's about me, but it's about what I did to you. Oh, okay. So it's a you problem. Yes. It was Maverick. Mavericks. Okay, we listen. We listen. And we don't judge. Okay. Okay.

Now I go? Yeah. Okay. Maverick, don't use your toothbrush. Okay, but you have to say why. You don't want to know why. I'm judging because the toothbrush sits right next to my toothbrush. No, you just said we listen and we don't judge. You can't judge me. Okay, okay, who wants to go next? I'm trying to think. I'll go. Okay. Okay. We listen and we don't judge. Cash, late at night when me and you were falling asleep and that's when I start tooting and stuff. Yeah.

Wait, where's he going? You know how you get mad at me for always moving after I toot? Because you're like, you have to trap it under the blanket? Yes. Well, I think that that's really weird. I feel like it should be aired out. So I always purposely try to move a lot. I knew it! Oh, I'm so sorry, buddy. Listen, this is ridiculous, by the way. No, I'm

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Every time Kate farts, I'm like, nobody move. If it stays under the blanket, we won't smell it. And every time she farts, she starts going, it starts moving around and airing it out. And every time, I knew you did that on purpose. I knew that.

get contaminated okay who's next that was that's rude well you're not supposed to judge i'm just gonna start farting on you all the time well what all the time well this was supposed to be a non-judgment thing okay somebody go next now all right somebody else we we okay i'll go we listen and we don't judge sometimes you want me to go play basketball with you why are these all about me and i just want to go home so i purposely start just throwing the game

He's just bad at the game. He just wanted to make himself sound like he's actually good at basketball. No, I'm not good. I just literally pass it to the other team. We listen and we don't judge. Harper or Kinsey? I'm trying to think of something that y'all don't already know. Me too. We've all known each other for years. I just told y'all something y'all don't know. Well, that was kind of crazy. Mav and I don't have things like that happen in our bedroom.

We don't fart and hold it into the sheets. Oh, I know one. Okay, say it again. We listen and we don't judge. I used to be afraid of Kate. Me? Yes. Really? No judging. I'm not judging. I'm just curious. We listen and we can be curious. Why? You said we can be curious. Wait, no, no. I said we can't. We can be curious. Why were you scared of me?

It was for the first day I met you, but we listen, we don't judge. I make funny faces in the camera every time I come to your house. Oh, I see it.

Really? Yeah, and I love it. I'm like, oh, Harper's Little Faces. You never, every single time, never failed. I have a good one. Okay, go. But I can't say it. Say it. Oh, no. I'll be critically judged. No, it's fine. If I thought you guys were honorable to the game, I would. We aren't. We won't judge. No, we won't judge. No. We won't judge. I've got one. If we're not judging, then I won't judge. Okay, well, let Kinsey go. Keep thinking about that. All right.

No, I don't think about it. I know it does not judge mean that we can continue to do the act that we're about to say out loud If that's the case, I will admit mine Pretty much right? Yeah. I mean, I'm still gonna fart and try to air it out. Yeah. Okay ready? I still want my boogers on my side of the bed

That is disgusting. I want to go down. We listen and we don't judge. Okay. Sometimes I peel my toenails off and I literally just flick them in our bed and I don't care where they go. We listen and we don't judge. Sometimes I flick my toenails, like pull my big toe off one, and then I throw it on Kate's side of the bed because I don't want it to be on my side of the bed. Oh, wow.

That's even worse. Okay, I got one. We listen and we don't judge. I actually wiped the boogers behind the headboard. That's good. Okay, we listen and we don't judge. When I was younger, I used to accidentally get poop on my hand and I'd wipe it on my bedroom wall. We listen and we don't judge. I still have gum and I put it behind my headboard.

What? You put gum on your own head? Yes. Is there something wrong with that? Y'all white boogers. No, we're not judging. She said y'all literally say that. I'm sorry. Can we go back to two listens and we don't judge and go, what did you say? I don't know. There's a lot being said. I think Kinsey should go. We don't judge. Well, mine's not near as bad as y'all's. If anything, I'm going to do it more now.

Okay, let's hear it. Sometimes when I see Stella laying on the bed, when I walk in there, I pretend like I don't see her and I walk away. No. And then one time Maverick saw her laying on the bed and he was like, we have to reclean all the sheets. They're destroyed. They're done for. And I was like, oh my gosh, they're fine. Just lint roll it. And he was like, no, they're done for. And it has happened two times since then. And I just lint rolled it.

I mean, that's a way higher level than boogers on the back of the head. I'd way rather boogers on the back of the head. No, you wouldn't. Okay, I got one. Okay, we listen and we don't judge. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I'll try to cuddle with Cash. And I don't know if he does it subconsciously or not, but I'll hug him from the back and then he'll toot on me. So I have to go the other way because he just farted on me.

But obviously I wanted a hug and that's why I went to him but since I can't hug him now because he tooted on me I will go get honey and I'll bring her in our bed and then I'll put her back in our crate before cash rings. You put honey in your bed? That musty thing? No. We listen and we don't judge. Sometimes when I have to fart and we're in bed I purposely stop cuddling, roll the other way so I can do a fart transplant in Dickensy. What? That's cool. We listen and we don't judge. I have plans to kill honey.

We listen and we don't judge. I plan to kill Stella. No, you don't. We listen and we don't judge. She's already dead. I killed her. Sometimes I joke around with my friends and I edit their photos to make them look bad and I show them it and then they're scared that they actually look like that. That's what you said, friends. Stop commenting.

We listen and we don't judge. I did that to my brother. Yeah, no, I did it to my sister too. And I like edited it. And like in freshman year and my friend Emmy was like, do I actually look like that? And she doesn't. So yeah. Yeah. Does anybody else have any more they'd like to share? I'm trying to think of some more ones. I got one. I got one.

Already? We listen and we don't judge. One time I wanted to, or I was about to pour rat poisoning in my ops. Wait, do you want to finish this statement? It sounds like a confession to murder. You have the right to remain silent. Okay. No, seriously. You have the right to remain silent. Okay, but I also have the right to speak. Yeah, no, but seriously, the right doesn't mean you have to. Well, I wanted,

to pour rat poisoning and it was right in my hand into her water bottle. Yeah, we've all been there. But I didn't because I'm a great person. That's good. You didn't want to go to jail forever. And then I also had the thought to key my ex's car. But you didn't. I didn't. And I'm a great person. Have any of y'all ever keyed a car? No. No. I'm not that sick. That's crazy. That's too far. If somebody ever keys my car, anybody from my school watching this, if you see me, I know I look child's right now.

No, I just want to finish that sentence. If you key my car... Don't give them a reason to key your car. You're just like planning ideas in their head. I know, but I don't... Oh, great. Now we're going to key Harper's car. Dude, I would be so mad. I will... She drives a white Tesla. Whoa, what the... No, I already posted on my story. No, it's a great Tesla. Here's a great Tesla. Dude, but if anybody does that, you'll... That was my stomach. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of any more listens and I judge games. Listen and you don't judge. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that's okay. Does your secret room have any more drinks? Oh, I got one. Yeah, I'm sorry. We listen and we don't judge. Cash likes to brush his teeth in the shower, so he keeps his toothbrush in there at all times. I feel like that is so gross. It is kind of strange. But where is this going? But they're having

There have been times that I have caught myself needing to brush my teeth in the shower, so I just use his. Oh my gosh. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, uh, that was too far. Yep, that was crazy. What? Crazy girl behavior. Let's just say my under my fingernails don't be clean for no reason. What does that even mean? What? What does that mean?

All right, do y'all really need more details? No, we don't get it. Really? Okay, let me put this in dummy terms for you guys. Okay. You use her toothbrush to clean under your fingernails. See, there you go. You should be at Harvard. Harvard? Yes. What? No. What? What? Kate, he uses your toothbrush to clean under his nails.

What the? That is what I was saying. Now, we listen and we don't judge. What was the whispering? Oh, it was... Oh, we can tell you after. No, now it works. No, Cash, it's stupid. No, no, no. Now it works. Well, this looks sensitive. Now it works. I think we should push it more. Now we're just gonna have to get clipped if we say it. Oh, fine. Don't clip me. Please, no. Okay.

and we don't judge i withdraw large amounts of cash from our bank account so that way when i go shopping i pay in cash and he never knows what i'm buying we listen and we don't judge okay your wife's a thief so yeah that's just called which we talked about and you said you were over with okay you said that ended when you were 14 dude apparently not i got one yeah ready yeah go

Wait, let me think about it. Hold on. So you don't have one? No, no, no. I'm trying to think. Wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me a second. Okay, so you don't have it again. Do you have one or do you not have one? I'm just trying to remember it because it came out of my mind. I don't think you have one. No, I have one. I really think you're bluffing right now. No, I definitely have one. No, game's over. No one has any. Okay? Game's over. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one. Ready? Yes. Yeah. We listen and we don't judge.

One time, I pooped in Cash's water bottle. Okay, see, that was just... See, that's just a lie. That's why you shouldn't have said anything. I thought it was going to be funny. I'm trying to think. Oh, I got one. We listen and we don't judge. Sometimes when Kinsey wants me to do the laundry, I just throw it in the dryer. We listen and we don't judge. Ooh, I got one. Yeah.

Um, okay, let me think. Wait, hold on. Okay, ready? Ready? Do you have one? Okay. Ready? Yeah. We listen and we double judge. Okay. Yeah. When sometimes I think my sister's super musty and I don't. Are you just talking to your sister right now? Reese, I sincerely apologize. Sometimes I find my sister musty and sometimes when I hug her, her hair kind of stinks.

I knew a girl like that. Not the game. That's not the game. That's not what the game is. I mean, it kind of is the game. No, the game is about yourself. Yeah, it's like she's been holding that in. I've been holding that in for a while. I relate to that. It's just sometimes like... Reese is not even here. When I think about guys cuddling with her and smelling that hair. Oh, God.

I love you, Reese. I'm sorry. Reese, I'm sorry. Oh, okay. I got one. I got one. We listen and we don't judge. When I use the bathroom in the middle of the night and I have to pee standing up, I use the back of the toilet as a backboard. We listen and we don't judge. What the...

Well, sometimes when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to pee, it wakes me up and it makes me have to pee. So then I have to wait for you to finish using the bathroom. And I notice your little splitter splatter marks all over the floor. We listen and we judge. Actually, we don't judge. That would be me. I don't like to use my bathroom because it might wake Kinty up. That would be me. Okay, actually, actually, actually, we listen and we don't judge. Reese smells very nice.

She's a great sister, and she smells wow that was a really good one. I'm really glad we know I want to judge I actually have hatred towards some girls in my school We don't judge I hate one person in this room I

Well, that's really rude of you to say. Is it that guy? There's nobody up there. Oh, so it just falls out of the sky. You know what? Fine. Listen, we don't judge. I hate two people in this room. In about like 10 minutes. Okay. All right. Bye. Love you. We listen and we don't judge. All right. All right. No, I'm just kidding. I don't hate anybody in this room. Yeah, sure. Except I know every single person who has stabbed a Gerald.

Oh wow. We listen and we don't judge. Next! No, I think we're done with that game. Yeah, it's been a long time. Yeah. I'm kind of done with that game. Well guys, I feel like we got a lot off our chests and it brought us closer as a family. That should be the thumbnail for the episode, honestly. You're calling me part of your family? We listen and we don't judge. We should do that again sometime. A balloon just fell from this side. Why haven't we done that? You're calling me your family? Yeah. Oh my gosh, we could start a whole party with all these balloons. A party! I can't contain my smile. Okay.

How long has your secret room got up there, Cash? We listen and we don't judge. I thought we were done. Kinsey. What? When your dog had to go to the vet because it was high. Man, oh my gosh. It was one of my friends' fault. It was not. She didn't get it from the park. He probably did something in the yard. Are you kidding? You didn't tell her? You didn't tell her? No. You didn't tell her? I did not tell her.

This is really good. Really good. But we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, for you guys that don't know, Kenzie's dog got high. Very high. And we found out one of our friends whose friend came over. Our friend had a friend over. Why? Why? You didn't tell me. Are you stupid? Stop. We're not judging. Can everyone stop judging? This is a judgment-free time. Listen, we thought the dog... What else is wrong?

No. Don't throw any weapons. Oh my goodness. Spaghetti. That's a spaghetti. That is a weapon. That was crazy. It's not even like cooked spaghetti. No, seriously, I don't think we've ever told that story. No, we didn't. Yeah, there's a reason. Yeah, because your dog was hot. We all know your dog's a stoner. You're just going to cut the entire

No, we're not talking nothing. Your dog needs some past embarrassment. Wait, Kenzie, did you actually not know that it was in your backyard? No, we didn't. No, I knew. Okay, okay. Then I also got... Wait, you did? I don't understand why we're talking about it. Well, if you know, why are you mad? Well, we should make that a thumbnail. Kenzie's dog got high. Listen, we don't judge. I got your dog high. That's a great thought. Can we do that? No, no, no. But we thought... We weren't sure if the dog... Why, why, why, why?

What? Hey, don't worry. That friend's not allowed on our house anymore. I would prefer not to say that. Why? Are you embarrassed of Stella's activities? We did. Oh my God. Listen, no one's going to hold it against Stella. I mean. She just saw the grass. I didn't know we talked about it. Can you move on? No, I gotta tell the story. We were literally sitting out here on the podcast. And I look over. Cash. What? She's obviously actually not happy about us. Let's just move on. Why? Wait.

I'm putting her back because Maverick said something that got cut. Why not again? I don't know when it got cut if the spaghetti was here or not. It's not spaghetti now. It fell from the ceiling. What are you doing, Kate? She's making a marshmallow shish kebab. Oh my goodness, she's building a house. I did this once.

Wait, seriously, what are you doing? I did that in school. I'm building. Kate's making some crazy arts and crafts right now. Good luck. When the secret room provides. How do you mess it up? There's so much spaghetti. Spaghetti. Okay, are we done with me listening? We don't judge? Yeah, we're done with that. Moving on. Game over. I'm going to itch my hair. I won. Oh, a basketball. A basketball. That was nice. Hey, guys, it's your birthday. Maybe that basketball's for you.

Happy birthday. Oh, it's your hair with it. And the balloons! That's why it's doing everything! It's my birthday! Hey, you got any cake up there? Give me some cake! He might have cake. What if he just- Give me cake! I don't know, Gus. I don't think it responds to your questionnaire. Oh my god. You right, Kenzie. No, no, please! I really enjoy these clothes! Please. She'll be really mad.

Yep. Just taste it. Eat some of your cake. It'll be great. Have your cake and eat it. Maybe it's your birthday. I have seven yellow pants on that she specifically told me to change before the episode and I forgot to. So I wouldn't throw that on me either or she's gonna still be mad. I'll stab you with my porcupine spine. Cash, why don't you just go ahead and take a little bite? A little nibble it. Harper, do you want cake? No, no, no. I'll stab him with my porcupine spine. Wow. This is... Can I help you? Have your cake and eat it. This is like

Cash up! I was going to give you the first bite. It is a polite thing to do where I'm from. That's a very fluffy cake. Yes! You can have it. There you go, Maggie. You can have the second bite. Don't get on his jeans! There you go. You can have the third bite. I have a side that no one else has touched. Sure, you can have this one. Your hands! No, it's fine. I gotta give it to you.

It's customary where I'm from. Customary? Here you go. Aren't you going to where you're from tomorrow? This is a spaghetti hat right here. Look at her. Y'all are crazy for eating that. I never eat that cake. That was on the ground. Oh, Cash. Wait, you're telling me that's not a custom where you're from? No. You got it all over me. No, I'm just going to wipe my hands on the doctor. Look at her head. Can you believe that all my hair is sticking into the spaghetti? Kenzie, what are you doing? I'm getting J.R.O. to wipe.

Oh, that's yeah, Gerald is a good napkin in times like this. Cash, do you realize you just- Whoa! What are you guys doing to her head? That's really cool! Oh my god! She's freaked out right now. She looks like the- when those like uh, when those Asian girls have chopsticks in their hair, but like she put way too many. You got cake all over me! Alright, well, that's not my fault. Seriously, how many of those can y'all fit in there? I mean a lot. I mean like we're not even- and it's like the more I put the better it goes. You literally look like a porcupine.

Harpo, what day are you on for like wash day? Like how many days? I wash on Monday, so I should probably just wash tonight. Dude, I've always wanted to touch a porcupine. You need more on this side of your head. Yeah. I feel like a porcupine is like a living cactus. Yeah. Well, now you got one right next to you. Have you seen the cute little porcupines like giving themselves a bath? It's so cute. Giving themselves a bath? A hedgehog? Oh, a hedgehog. That's what it is. You're not icing on your cheek. Guys, what the heck?

- I look crazy. - Absolutely insane. - You still got some? - You kind of have like, this is how I imagine Donald Trump's hair in the morning. - Donald, he doesn't mean it. - Donald. - Yo, why do I feel like there are some people that wake up with hair like that? - Well, I feel like I wake up like that. - I was about to say, the back of Kay's hair in the morning is so funny. - What?

Not the front, just the back of her hair. No, I wake up like I just came from war. Really? It's always because I, it's because Kinty will come down with Stella and honey, the second she hears Stella goes crazy and she wants to get out of her crate. So I have to drag myself out of bed and I'm so tired and I'm like a zombie. But yeah, that's pretty similar to what I look like. Oh, wow. In the morning? I usually brush my hair before you actually see me, Josh. Guys, do you think hitting a million followers is a big achievement? Yes! Oh my gosh, you look like the Statue of Liberty.

- Oh my goodness, she does! - That's what you look like. - Can you raise your hand like this please? - It's the crown. - Wait, give her the Gerald. Here, you're the Statue of Liberty, ready? - Look at the camera. - She is our Lady Liberty. - Look at the camera. - You cannot tell me that she does not look exactly like the Statue of Liberty. - And hold it up. - I lift my arm, it pokes me. - This is our Lady Liberty, it's so patriotic. - It's the LOL Lady Liberty. - LOL Liberty? - The LOL Lady. - LOL, Liberty.

That made sense in my head. Yeah, I'm sorry. I should never speak again. Yeah, that's good. Man, I had two great games we played this episode. Two? You had one great game. And the best friend game. Best friend game. Where you guys played my best friend game? I don't remember that. And nobody won. What? Nobody's your best friend. I guess Kinsey won. Okay, well, I brought two games. Did anyone else bring a game? Here, I got a game. I got a game. If somebody can guess my favorite...

Tacos. Chicken. Red. Seven. What? I got a game. How many noodles... Did y'all see the lights flash? Yeah, the lights be flashing. How many noodles can I shake out of my hair? How many noodles can you shake out of your hair? Wait, you think she can get them all out if she shakes her head? Yeah, I mean aggressively. Shake your head. Close your eyes. No, they're not falling out. Shake your head.

I feel like one's gonna fly off and stab me in the eye. Like a porcupine. Yeah, just... I feel like I need to stand up or something. Oh. You look like you... No, no, just shake your head right there. You actually look like you need to go into hibernation. All right, you got it. Shake your head. Okay, all right. Three, two, one. Oh, okay, okay. Dude, that's a weapon. You got one left. You got one... Oh, it's gone. It's gone. It's gone. You did it. I win, but you don't.

You got all of them. I got all of them? Yeah, one left. No, you actually still have one. They're all gone. You look like a little rock star doing that. You know what? I'll give somebody $100 here if they can guess something of me. You ready? What is my dream? You guys ready for this? And there is a correct answer. What was my childhood dream car? Oh, I know it. I'll go. $100? Yeah.

nissan 350z no close oh nissan three three three three seven it was a lamborghini but you wanted it wrapped blue and orange both wrong no it was a lamborghini i was saving up my money for this a caro toyota camry oh oh corvette yeah wow that was my best friend yeah i'm his best friend that's me okay well uh

If any of y'all can guess my dream car, I'll give you... Nope. Tesla. No. Lamborghini. No. McLaren. No. G-Wagon. No. Tesla. No. Not a G-Wagon? Pink Bronco. No, not the color. It has to be the actual color. Close, but not a Bronco. Pink Jeep. Jeep. Pink Tesla. No. Closer. Land Rover. No.

Cyber truck. No. Pink Corvette. Y'all aren't my friends. A pink Corvette. This is a hard game. Okay, what is... Y'all aren't my friends. What is it then? It's a pink Porsche. How is a Bronco close?

I said a Tesla's close. Oh, you said? That's not even close. That's not even close. Okay. Anyways. Guys, these noodles made me itchy. I just can't wait to go home and shower. I would go home and shower right away. Yes. Yeah, you gotta wash your hair quick now. What are you gonna do? Like, what are you gonna go home? You're gonna say, yeah, mom, I have to shower. I had a bunch of noodles in my hair. What? If you go home and you're like, yeah, I have to shower. I have a bunch of noodles in my hair. How do you even explain that?

Like something went bad at the what's that restaurant called? Wait, you're in my hair. What's that restaurant called? What? Hibachi? Hibachi! Like something went bad at Hibachi. Hibachi doesn't have noodles. Whoa, you can fit them in your hair too? Yeah. Harper, when you're talking to your parents, how do you say you're coming over here? Are you like, oh, I gotta go to the podcast? I say, uh, I gotta go to the pod. Oh. Gotta go to the pod. What do y'all say? What do you mean, what do I say? I live here.

I'm like, I gotta go upstairs. Are you like, I gotta go to the pod or I gotta film the pod? We say we gotta film. I say I have to go film the pod to my friends. They're like, do you have anything to do after school today? Do you want to hang out? I'm like, sorry, I have to film this stupid pod. This stupid pod. And I'm like, it's number one on the charts. The award stuff. It's number one. And yeah, guys, make sure you follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify. And subscribe. 80% of you guys are not subscribed. Why do you always say that? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't think it's the real statistic either. What? I don't know how many of you guys aren't subscribed, but I know it's a lot of y'all. Imagine Mr. Beast does this for a challenge. If you drop a noodle, you're out. You know what? I first shake your head. Yeah, I bet you never thought of that game, Mr. Beast.

He thinks he's good at coming up with games. He doesn't know us. Why would that actually be an entertaining game? Yeah, you have to stick five noodles in your hair, and if they fall, you're canceled. And you have to shake it. You just have to stand there for hours. Eliminated. You're canceled. Why do they still well? Noodle foul. You are canceled. No, don't foul. You are out. Canceled. Canceled. There's going to be so many kids just sticking noodles in their hair at home, and their parents are going to be like, what's happening?

What happened to all my noodles? They all fell. Does it scratch your head? Yeah, it feels kind of good. It looks like, you know, those head scratchers that they sell for like a dollar or longer? Yeah, you guys are missing out. No, if you take a bunch of them and scratch your head with it, it feels so good. Guys, don't take your mom's noodles out of the pantry and try to scratch your head. No!

You've got to do this. I'm not going to lie. This is very entertaining. It feels good. Literally, some kid at home is watching this and their parents are going to be like, why did you put all of our noodles in your hair? Yeah, if y'all are doing this, can we make this a trend and be cool? We should. Yeah, I want to see TikTok dances with noodles in your hair. Looking like a big porcupine. Wait, why would that actually be a TikTok trend? I can see that. People are just doing the Ren and Kate with these in their hair.

yeah i was like look if matt's on tiktok tell me you're not stop scrolling yeah you're gonna be like little macy's are you do y'all know lil tay yeah do you know little tay yeah we should get her on our podcast how do you know little tay because she's like you know her or you know of her i know of her okay do you know her do you know her

What? Do you know Lil Tay? Do you know Lil Tay? What, are you starstruck by Lil Tay? No, no, do you, have you met her? Uh, yes. Maybe, what is it to you? Her and Danielle Bregoli. No, be honest. I have. No, you haven't. Yeah, I have. I said be honest. He has. I have. No. No. Okay. Whose birthday was that? Show me the photo. It was another Danny or something, wasn't it? It was someone's birthday. Oh, was it Danielle Callum?

Uh, yes, I think it was Danielle Cole. Oh my gosh, you know what a person said to me the other day? We went to that birthday. Do you remember going to that birthday? Yeah, we met her there. Danielle Bregoli? 99% sure? No, because if I would have met Danielle Bregoli, I would have told her, cash me outside. No, you didn't. No, cash me. You wouldn't have said that. Shut up! You met Danielle Bregoli? Bregoli? You met Danielle Bregoli! We met her, man. The one girl who just wrote that... What's happening on our TV? Yo, why is the TV playing music? Okay, that's weird. Alright. The diss track?

Daniel Bogody? Now you gotta cook up a gold mean! Now you're gonna diss me in the hornies! The girl who's like... Wait, you don't even know that song, do you? The girl that's like, "YJ." White horse. White wrist. White horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You met her. She's my... I think I did. I can't remember. Really? That's your idol? Really? She's my idol. I love her so much. That's an interesting choice. This was like six years ago. I love her so much. That's an interesting choice. She's my favorite person almost ever. Really? Almost ever. Besides y'all. Who's your favorite? Ariana Grande? Yes. And God. You know what's funny? Ariana Grande was like my favorite person until I was like 16. Yeah. And then he met me. How many of y'all actually think I could fit in my head?

Probably not many more, if I'm being honest. Probably 150. You got one far. 150? Yeah. How many do you think's in there right now? 50. How many do you think's in there right now? 50. Oh, I got cake on the bottom of my slipper. Can't fit much more. Come on. What do you think of that? Can't fit much more. How many do you got in there? Did you count?

I can count them right now. One, two, three, four, five. No, I don't know. They're falling. You need a big... You're throwing them at yourself. Oh, that's a big chunk. That is a big chunk. Oh my gosh, your hair is going to be so disgusting. Got it! You kind of look like you're in a rock band. That's weird how hair can hold things. Wait, Alex, do you want to jump?

I could tell you were debating for like an hour. Alex, no, it's so hot. I think you'll break your ankle, honestly. I will keep it great. No, no, you'll be fine. No, ankle folded. You'll be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Maybe jump. What kind of health insurance do you have? No, you'll be fine. No, we don't. But yeah, I wouldn't jump. Alex, don't do it. You'll be fine. I saw him thinking about it. I probably wouldn't. Bronwyn said do it. No one is a jump.

Alex you're gonna hurt your ankle's gonna snap by the end. No it's not Kate. No everybody- Dave babe you 30 you still ain't no a dog. I mean if you hung by your hands and then like go- I was gonna hang. Yeah do the hang. I don't know. Actually I don't know. He breaks his ankle. He does. Nine out of ten times. Hey this is the one nine. Ten. Alex. Please don't.

Please. Your mother would be so upset. You don't have money for broken bones and we don't want to pay for broken bones. You are not insured by the LOL podcast. Up to you, man. You haven't even jumped yet. We've got it recorded. Talk me into it.

Everybody go around and say that you don't think you should jump, so it's on recording. What did you say? We should all go around and say we don't think you should jump, so it's recorded. No. So he can't sue us. Come on, jump. I've got to have over 100 in my head. I have to have over 100 inside my head right now. All right, well, Alex isn't jumping, so we'll see you guys next time. Bye. Peace. You did say cut. Goodbye. You didn't come back from the cut. You don't have to interrupt me. We'll see you all next time.