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Why I’ll Never Forget My Grandmas Funeral!

2024/5/25
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Harper: 哈珀详细描述了她在洛杉矶的旅行,重点是她与James Charles、Meta和Dhar Mann的会面经历。她表达了对James Charles的喜爱,并分享了James Charles对网红和大学教育的看法。她还描述了在Dhar Mann公司拍摄视频的经历,包括乘坐Cybertruck和去鬼屋。她还谈到了她对社交媒体发帖的看法,以及她对工作的态度。 Kate: Kate分享了在祖母葬礼上发生的趣事,以及她对祖母去世的感受。她还分享了她和妹妹Anna把男友介绍给已过世的祖母(骨灰)的经历,以及她和Harper刮手的习惯。她还讨论了团队成员迟到以及准备节目录制的问题,以及她对Cash在播客中的行为方式的看法。 Maverick: Maverick分享了他对祖母葬礼的回忆,以及他与Kate在车上的争执。他还谈到了他过去穿着打扮的经历,以及他开始化妆的年龄。 Cash: Cash分享了他对过去穿着打扮的看法,以及他开始刮腿毛的经历。他还讨论了他在播客中扮演的角色,以及他在私下和公开场合行为的不同。他还谈到了他过去受到的伤害,以及他对工作的认真态度。 Alex: Alex爆料了Maverick 14岁时曾观看如何着装的YouTube视频,并参与了对团队成员迟到和工作准备问题的讨论。 Harper: 哈珀详细描述了她在洛杉矶的旅行,重点是她与James Charles、Meta和Dhar Mann的会面经历。她表达了对James Charles的喜爱,并分享了James Charles对网红和大学教育的看法。她还描述了在Dhar Mann公司拍摄视频的经历,包括乘坐Cybertruck和去鬼屋。她还谈到了她对社交媒体发帖的看法,以及她对工作的态度。 Kate: Kate分享了在祖母葬礼上发生的趣事,以及她对祖母去世的感受。她还分享了她和妹妹Anna把男友介绍给已过世的祖母(骨灰)的经历,以及她和Harper刮手的习惯。她还讨论了团队成员迟到以及准备节目录制的问题,以及她对Cash在播客中的行为方式的看法。 Maverick: Maverick分享了他对祖母葬礼的回忆,以及他与Kate在车上的争执。他还谈到了他过去穿着打扮的经历,以及他开始化妆的年龄。 Cash: Cash分享了他对过去穿着打扮的看法,以及他开始刮腿毛的经历。他还讨论了他在播客中扮演的角色,以及他在私下和公开场合行为的不同。他还谈到了他过去受到的伤害,以及他对工作的认真态度。 Alex: Alex爆料了Maverick 14岁时曾观看如何着装的YouTube视频,并参与了对团队成员迟到和工作准备问题的讨论。

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You guys don't understand. The only human being I think Harvard's wanted to meet ever is James Charles. Yeah. I don't think he even understood that. Like, I was freaking out, guys. Me and my sister, we would watch him growing up, and it was so... Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back-to-school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.

Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon, spend less, smile more. Gary and then finally I got to meet him and also he talks about like school and how important it is. He's like, yeah, college isn't a waste of time. It's a waste of money for like influencers. Wait, wait, he said college is a waste of time. So I was at the

Yeah, keep in mind grandma's she dead so everyone's kind of crying you know it's a funeral It's sad this person comes up to me. They're like 80 years old biggest smile on their face looks at me and Katie goes congratulations

I was telling Maverick this story today guys. Yeah. But I didn't tell him the actual story. But I told him a funny thing happened to me at a funeral recently. Yeah. What happened? What happened? What funeral did you go to recently? I'm telling y'all. Tell us now. I'm telling y'all a funeral story and this is how you act. What funeral did you go to recently? Your grandmother's. Oh.

What happened at her funeral that I didn't know about? Something that he thinks is funny, apparently. What do you mean? Funny like my face. Oh. I mean, you'll remember this. Oh. Put your mic, like, right there. Hey. I don't even know. Should you joke about this? You shouldn't be joking about it. I mean, it's not a joke about the grandmother. I mean, it's like... I mean, it was at her funeral, but, like... I mean, she would appreciate it. She had a sense of humor. But...

Oh wait, no, I have a way funnier story after this that will tell you about Kate's grandmother. Okay. She lives on forever. Actually, no, just go ahead and tell them this story before we forget because we cannot forget this one. This one's funnier than what I was going to say. And I think you know what story I'm saying. Okay, okay, let's hear it. The floors? The floors? She went to the floors. The floors? Which one are you talking about? When Anna had her boyfriend come over. When Anna had her boyfriend come over.

And you introduced him to your grandma? What is that face? Listen, listen to this. This is bad. Okay, let's hear it. It was a coping mechanism. Okay, just get out of the story. You're killing us. All right, tell the story, Kate. You're killing me. Well, my sister, it was probably a couple weeks after my grandma had passed and we got her cremated. And she had been put in a nice pretty box. She's awaiting my grandpa. Whoa, your grandpa is not dead.

No, but we're going to keep her until he dies and then he'll be cremated and they'll go together. In a river? What is our culture? This is horrible. Yeah, so anyways, my grandma, she's sitting on a nice shelf at home and I always say hi to her when I walk in at my parents' house. But Anna, my little sister, had been dating this guy for a while and my mom was having a Christmas party and he comes in and I was like, oh, you want to come say hi to our grandma? Yeah.

He was like yeah, and I took him over to the box, and I was like this is grandma And I introduced him and I was like oh my oh you're weird He literally homie boy death the home he was looking out a box, and he was like Kate was like Kate was so it was the serious. I've ever seen Kate goes You can say hi, and he looks at the box, and he doesn't know it's a joke He doesn't even know it's a joke. He's looked at the box, and he was like he was like oh

Hi, grandmama. Did you call her grandmama? And then we're all behind him and we all just started busting out laughing. He was like, I thought y'all were serious. He was like, that's not funny. That is so messed up. But grandmama would have appreciated it. Why? I think. To joke about her life like that? Yeah, I don't think that's very funny. I think she would have wanted her. We're the only ones that clearly know what's okay and not okay to say. A noise in the middle of a funeral story.

Listen, I think Grandma would have wanted us to introduce her to Anna's boyfriend. But at Grandma's funeral, we were there.

And it's pretty much like me and Kate and everyone else there is above the age of like 60 plus. Maybe 70 or 80. It was all her friends. It was a lot of old people. Old, old people, right? One of these old people. At least she had a lot of friends. That's what I'm saying. Do I look shy? One of her old friends come up to me. Some old people, they just be singing like Juice WRLD as they're going out. All my friends are dead. What the...

That was crazy. That's going to be you. I feel like we're all going to die before you. Yeah, Kate's going to be the last one alive for sure. Jesus, no, I'll be the last one alive. You're not that much younger than Kate. Yeah. Kate, you're going to watch all of us die. I probably am. You're going to bury all of us. You know how I'm chronically afraid of dying? I'm never going to die. That's what's going to happen. You're going to look back and you're going to be like everyone on the podcast, all the behind the scenes people. All my family. All of them are gone. Yeah.

Just you. I know. Isn't it going to be so sad? It's going to be very sad. But I'm going to be the last one living, obviously. And I'm going to help bury y'all. I'm going to help bury y'all. You know what's crazy? I feel like you won't eat. The odds of you even being at our funeral is probably pretty low. No, Harper's being at my funeral. Yeah. I want her to bury me. You dig the hole. Yeah. Harper with the tractor digging the hole. Oh, my gosh. I dig the door. You dig it.

that would be what happened at the funeral though i feel like harvard would just like kick me down though she's like okay in the hole no so we were still alive she's like i have a nail appointment i have to get to shut up yeah anyways we're at the funeral that's what she would say oh okay i'm not saying it a fourth time guys i have to tell y'all about my hair oh got it got it keep going

Is everybody just going to interrupt me again? No, we're ready. You're really interrupting us. Cameraman chicken said yes. I'm going to stop talking until you tell your story. Okay. What happened? So I was at the funeral. Yeah. And this old person comes up to me. Grandma's keep in mind. Grandma's she dead. Yeah. We're all sitting there. She passed. We're all. I mean, we're front row, too, because we're we're family. Bro, make it sound like a concert. No, I'm saying like we're family. Right. So we're front row. Yeah. And we're all sitting there.

Kate's family's all crying. I never really met grandma much, so I mean, I didn't really know her very well, but Kate's kind of crying. Everybody's crying. Did he not cry?

I never really knew her. I mean, I met her a couple times. By the time Cash and I started dating, her dementia was really bad, so she couldn't really talk or anything. So everyone's kind of crying, you know, sobbing. It's a funeral. It's sad. This old person walks up to me straight up like a savage. Is there something wrong? No, I'm just waiting for what this old person's about to say. Are you saying because I was looking at all the cameras? Yeah. Oh, no, I was just making sure they're all rolling. Oh.

This person comes up to me. They're like 80 years old. Like a freaking savage and just goes, biggest smile on their face. Looks at me and Katie and goes, congratulations. And I was like, I was like, I didn't know what to say. I was like, she didn't leave us much. She didn't have a big trust fund. But I was like, uh,

And then I didn't know what to say. And it was like a good, you're like, hi, grandma. It was like a good silence. And then they're like, congrats on being married.

And we were like, oh, our marriage. Yes, yes, we've been married for a year and a half now. People would stop congratulating us. Yeah, nobody was congratulating. I mean, it was like a year and a half. Yeah, it was like a year and a half. And congratulating somebody at a funeral while they're sitting front row is crazy. That is kind of crazy. You're like in tears. They're like, congratulations. You know, I literally said it like that. I was like, you creep. No, it was good. It lifted my spirits. Wait, guys, how do you do that one thing with your thumb where it's like,

Like, oh, I cut my, I cut my hand when I was shaving. Oh, you shave your hand? Yes, like, I have, like. You both shave your hands? Obviously. I shave every single thing. Wait, wait, wait. Women shave their hands? Yes. This cannot be true. No, no. Alex, have you heard of this?

This is not real. Y'all are pranking us. I shave my arms too. Obviously, but like your hands? No, not obviously. Not everyone shaves their arms. I know, but I'm saying that's like a common thing though. But I never heard of somebody shaving their hands. I actually knew a guy who shaved his legs all the time. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about your hands. I've shaved my legs multiple times.

I thought I should let you know that. Why are you bragging about it? No, I just thought I should let you know. Why would you voluntarily bring that up upon yourself? No, when I was like 14, 13. You didn't think it was natural, the hair? I just didn't like it. Started coming in. I said, I don't want this on my legs. Made my pants feel weird. So I shaved it. It didn't make you feel like a man? What? Yep. I thought...

And then once I did it. He's telling you to pull your mic down. Once. No, my mic is in a good spot. No, you. Maverick always wears his hat like this. And he talks in his mind like this. And nobody can see him. He's like a mysterious creature. He's like this right here. Listen. Nobody can even ever see Maverick's face. He's like this. Listen. Just put your mic down. Maverick found like a three finger.

for the mics. You want my mic down here so I can tilt my head down? No, you don't got to tilt your head down. Look at me. Talk normal. No, keep your mic there. Talk normal. That's too far away. No, it's not. That creates the echo in the room. No, it's not, bro. We should be talking in like this. No, pull it down. It sounds better like this. I'm not going to argue with you on the episode. Okay. Yeah, we can argue after this. Well, everybody can hear you that that sounds normal. This sounds worse. That does not sound worse. I can't wait for everybody. Everybody comment down below if Mav mics sound worse now. Everyone comment if you hear Maverick breathing is what Alex just said.

Everybody comment. Yeah, Malik is always so close to his mouth. Everybody comment if you think I should talk about my hair. Is he a mouth breather? No, he is. On every episode, Malik is so close to his mouth, he's like... It's true. I'm telling you. All right. Sorry, Malik. Tell us about your feminine side again. Alex.

I shave my legs, I breathe with my hands. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a hilarious thing for you that I don't know if you know. Did you know Maverick, when he was like 14, he went through this phase and he thought, he's like watching videos on YouTube, how to dress. - No, I was not. - Like how to dress to impress. - What? No, you were. He was watching YouTube videos like how to dress to impress. - Bro, you sound like you watched that. What is that title name? - No, no, no, listen, listen to this. - He's trying to act like he doesn't watch Dressed to Impress.

And listen, listen. I didn't know what to impress. I was homeschooled. There was no one in our class. Oh, my gosh. No, no. And I don't know what videos he got on. But Maverick. Yo, what's up, guys? This episode is brought to you by Earning. And life doesn't happen biweekly, so why should payday? The money you earn can be in your hands today with Earning. Just download the Earning app and verify your paycheck. Then access up to $100 a day as you work and leave an option.

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Huh? This is a perfect example of obviously I didn't watch the video. No, you did watch the video. And he started shopping. He's like 14, 15 months. Can we go shopping? Yeah. He starts wearing vests. Like not like a vest like for the winter. He started wearing vests like you wear at

No, let me talk. You're just a bully. No, he started wearing vests. You're a 14-year-old boy. A vest that he would wear at prom and on the daily. Like, I'm talking an average outing, he would wear a bow tie. Is that true? What? A couple times I wore some bow ties and vests, all right? I had one vest I wore occasionally. Yeah, he's young Sean.

I'm not young Sheldon. No, I'm not. And listen, listen, clearly if I watched a video that is not, I hope that's not what people are putting on the internet for people to wear. I watched, I watched a doctor who, and that's where I saw like pictures of Maverick in this era.

And I will say you literally, you did dress like a 2014 Tumblr boy. Like that's what the 14. Tumblr boy? What even is that? So I was in style. That's what Kate just said. Thank you. The 2014 Tumblr boys. That's something they would wear. A vest with a bow tie.

Yeah. I'm gonna find it for you guys. Give me one second. No, that's irrelevant. All I was saying earlier was, yeah, when I was a child and hair started growing on my legs, I didn't like it. It made my jeans feel weird. Yeah, and that's funny to me now that you say that. You were shaving your legs at the same time you were wearing bow ties. Where did you find the shaver, though? Here's one of us. Here's an average outing. Look at this. This is an average outing of us in our family. Oh, my goodness. We're just going to St. Louis to visit the St. Louis Arch.

Yeah, it happened Look, I'm gonna guys these are gonna be on the screen. Don't y'all worry. Let me see the rest of the family wait. Yeah, the rest of the world just like normal graduations

Oh, Matt you were so taller than me. - Congratulations. Matt, you made me feel bad. Is that what you wanted? - It's just crazy to me that you were shaping your legs at the same time you were doing this. - I wasn't obviously there. I'm in shorts. - You were definitely on the verge of being G-A-Y. - That was my first like, wore my first pair of shorts. Me and Cash didn't wear shorts our entire lives. - Did y'all just hear that? - What did she say? - She said, "You're on the verge of being G-A-Y." - And it goes happy, I swear, happy.

Well, you were on the verge. On the verge? What are you talking about? I was on the verge. Shaving your legs? No. I was really confident in myself. I think swimmers shave their legs. That's why I could wear a bow tie. Do swimmers shave their legs? Swimmers shave their legs, yes. And he's just trying to say that. Here's another one. Here's another one. I was a great swimmer. Look, I'm at a tank top. Look at him. Yeah, you look pretty stupid too, by the way.

Your little American flag shirt. I look like a normal kid. Zoom in on your face, though. Yeah, I look pretty swaggy, huh? That is not swaggy, my friend. That was pretty swaggy. That's what I was crushing on. Here's another one.

Are all of these still up on y'all's Instagram? Yeah, these are on his Instagram. That's where I'm literally getting them from right now. On his Instagram? Yeah, I'm not ashamed. She didn't have her phone. She doesn't pay attention. I'm not ashamed of my history. It happened, all right? Guys, let me talk about my year. Am I proud of it? No.

No, I am not. Remember, we all went through bad clothes phases. You guys didn't know me. Hey. When I wore basketball shorts like all the time. you didn't wear the shoes that had the shoelaces that went all the way up to your knee? I didn't, but I begged my mom to get me them. Oh, no. Y'all wanted those? Yes. I had them. Wait, like the Converse? That went

all the way up to me all the way right i had them worst shoes no i begged my mom every day i was like mom if you love me you'll get them for me that's actually crazy and she was like we should all wear those for an episode yeah we should all have them because i found like a barbie doll it's like monster high yeah monster high is so bad no i wanted to get them or like the other ones i had were like the xd skater shoes like i had the pink ones that went like literally right here and they're too big on me how old were y'all when you started wearing makeup

I was in sixth grade when I wore like concealer and mascara. I started wearing mascara in like fifth grade, but that was it. Sixth grade? How old were you in sixth grade? Eleven. Cash was younger than that when he started wearing. What? I didn't. Oh, he's just trying to attack me now. No, I'm just saying the truth. I did not wear makeup younger than 11. What are you talking about? No, it was like 13, but still. You wore makeup too. Yeah, but I was like 16. That's even worse. You were older.

What? And we wore the same makeup. I'm just saying you wore it. That's so weird that y'all wore makeup. Concealer, just like you. That's so crazy. You know what's crazy, Harper, is if we were to ever do like a live show in a meet and greet, they probably would wear it if they felt like they needed it. If I had like a bad pimple that day, yeah, I'd put concealer on. Now we got to clarify for everyone. We only wore the makeup if we had a bad pimple to cover it up. Yeah, if I was breaking out and I had like a show or we were about to film or do something, I'd put a little concealer over it. That's the big deal, dawg.

No, like in a good, like bad, not like, like y'all, you guys. What are you hating on guys wearing makeup? No. You just went and filmed with James Charles. He wears makeup. No, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no. And you said that was your biggest idol. You can't wait to meet. Okay. No, because James Charles is an exception and everybody and everybody else except for you two. What the?

It's unacceptable for Cash and Maverick to wear makeup. It's unacceptable for Cash and Maverick to wear makeup because y'all make fun of Kate and me for wearing makeup. When did we ever make fun of you and Kate for wearing makeup? You said on Kate's channel, you said... Hey, Kate face, that's not an insult. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That's pretty insulting. I just thought of that on the fly. No. What's it called? But one time I did see Harper and Kate. They tripped and fell on this rug and they stood up and their makeup imprint was just stuck in the rug. It was an exact...

piece of art of their face. It looked just like them. Is that for real? Like the blush and everything was like stuck there. On a black rug. You could probably sell it. You want to do it again? No. No. That didn't happen. Just stick your face down. That didn't happen but it does happen on my shirt. Like when Kate leans on my shirt she gets up and I'm like

That's literally not what you said yesterday. What? He's trying to get me to lay down with him, and I was like, I'm wearing makeup. It's going to get on all your shirt. Let me take it off. He was like, I don't care. The truth comes out. Yeah, okay. You know what else she said? What? She said, after doors close, you're a different person. She said... And I said the same thing about you. Kinsey said the same thing about you. That's not true. Everyone knows that about Matt. No. Cash sits there, and she said, yeah, he acts tough and all this stuff. I did not say that. But then...

What did you say?

No, we were just talking because Mav, Cash, Kinsey and I were in the car talking about a topic and the boys were being very obnoxious about it. They're being kind of rude and weren't hearing me and Kinsey out. And I was I was like, you guys are just being rude. And the second we get into the room, Cash is like, no, it's all for fun. Like, I understand where you're coming from completely. It's just those serious conversations aren't actually serious.

Obviously, Mav and Kinsey are going to go have a serious conversation about it by themselves. Oh, honey, boo-boo. That was not me switching up behind closed doors. You switched up behind closed doors. Because as soon as we walked in behind a closed door and the door shut, guess what happened? She started crying. Because I was stressed out. So, obviously, when you start crying, I have to be. It's me. It's only nice to me when I cry. No, but I'm saying you're the one that switched the vibe. What the heck are y'all doing, bro? We're just letting him chill. He's just hanging. No.

You really make yourself look so rude on the podcast. What do you mean? Like, he's not a mean person, but on the podcast, he's like, I was only nice because you were crying. That's not what I said. No, wait, pause. That's not what I said. Yeah, he's a super villain. No, that's not what I said. You said I switched up behind closed doors. Maverick does have an eating disorder. I said, well, obviously I switched up behind closed doors because you started crying. Well, if I'm

wouldn't have been crying you probably would have come in there and said the same thing though well not if you were fine let's stunt but yes i'm a little different behind closed doors no and everyone here can contest that cash is a normal human being off the podcast what do you what is that supposed to mean we literally ended the last episode now do we talk okay we no no no no say that because i don't i don't know what order everything's everything's gonna go in but we did an episode can i say that uh sure we ended an episode

Where I was opening up about my eating disorder. Harper, stop picking at your skin. What did you do? The whole episode, you argue. The episode ended. We're all like, man, we actually thought you were like... Okay, Matt, we're talking about that on the next one. Irritated. We're talking about that. That one's on this episode. Okay. Well, let me talk about my hair. Why do you want to talk about... Okay. Wait, Harper, please. Tell me about your hair. So I got home at 1.

48 today. Is your hair fake? On the dot? Yeah, on the dot. Pull it, Mav. Is it a wig? It's not a wig. Snatch it. I'm not pulling your hair. Okay. Anyways, so I had to take a shower because I was in chlorine last night and I couldn't have the time to shower. So I woke up and my hair was so curly. It was insane. Like, I actually looked insane. As curly as Arby Fry's?

Yes, anyways, basically what happened was I showered and now it's my natural hair. But it does still look kind of like wavy curly. No, it looks good. Your natural hair is pretty. It's kind of wavy. Hey, what did I tell y'all? She's going to talk. Look at how she's talking. She can't talk in the microphone. No. Oh, yeah. Wait, it's all kinked up. Hold on. Kinked up? Like... That's why I straighten my hair every day. And unless I come up with a curly... Your natural hair is pretty.

What's your natural hair color? I haven't seen my natural hair color since I was 14. Really? Yeah, you can. You see right there. I mean, hair texture. Oh, it's wavy. Do you think you're a blonde? No. What? I don't know. Obviously, I'm not a blonde.

I go down my hair blonde just because I'm not blonde. My hair has been blonde for so long. I do kind of identify as blonde. If somebody asked me what my hair color was, I would say blonde naturally. If you say it naturally, then that's your natural hair color. I don't know. I kind of regret because I dyed my hair. I was starting to go back to more of a natural brown color.

And then I was like, you know what? Blonde for summer. And I went back. And now I miss my more natural looking brown hair. Do you actually think I'm mean on the podcast? No, not mean. You just act like. No. See, that's not mean. They broke him. There's a reason he's duct taped, y'all. It's because they destroyed him. No. Yes. Because you're a bad father. What?

No, I don't think you're mean. I just think that you act like you have no feelings or care about anybody. Yeah. Like you're very... You act like you don't have emotions. If it doesn't make you money, you don't care. You know what I think about feelings? What?

And he would never say this off the podcast. Whatever's about to come out of this man's mouth. What do you mean I wouldn't say this off the podcast? What do you think about feelings? He would say this to like Maverick as a joke, but you would never genuinely come to me and say whatever you're about to say. What do you think about feelings, Cash? I would say at the end of the day. Yeah. Fine. You know what? I'm not going to say it. You guys want to know why I'm like this? Why are you like this? Maybe because I've been hurt. You've been hurt? Yeah. One of the 30 plus girls you kiss hurt you in some way. Hey, look.

Nobody pays attention to me. I'm watching the podcast. Yeah, see? She's watching the podcast. I can confirm that. Maybe because... She's on the podcast. You're watching her on the podcast. Watch the podcast of her on the podcast. Wow. That's pretty crazy. Well... Who would have thunk it? Give it to me. Hey, hey. Don't pay attention. See, this is why I'm... I'm paying attention to you. Calm down. Calm down. Maybe... My secret girlfriend. Maybe...

I have spidey senses so I can move away as fast as I want. Yeah. Mom! Maybe I'm a little rude. You're not rude. You are. You're a biscuit.

A buttery biscuit. What? A thick one. I can't wait because after this I am getting either. A biscuit? No. I was thinking about that but either I am getting I was at the water park yesterday and I was having so much fun with Salish and See this is why I don't open up. Was there any biscuits there? This is exactly why I don't open up. I looked and I was

And I was like, oh my gosh, like she's like so skinny. Like what? Girl, you look so good. I was like, you look so good. And then and then like literally like, yeah. So now I'm like regretting my choices of eating buttery biscuits. You're very skinny, Harper. You are. See, she took my attention and flipped it around on her.

This is crazy. So do you want me to talk more about the water park? Yes. I do. Me. So basically, if you want, I'll even talk about my trip to L.A. No. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. No one wants to know what Cash thinks. I don't want to know. Actually, only 7% of the people do, and he's still upset about that. It's fine. Yeah, we even took a poll on how much y'all like me, and I got 7%. But so did Maverick, so it's fine. How much did I...

Yeah, you and Kate were like all the others. Yeah, the rest is split between you and Kate. But it's okay. It's okay. Nobody likes us. I want to know what you have to say, Cash. Talk to me. Open up to your wife. It's okay, Cash. Your part on this podcast is to play the villain. And you've done that since the first episode. I don't want to be the villain. You've always been the villain. I don't want to be the villain. Who do you want to be? Who does Cash want to be? A hero?

Everyone needs a hero. True. Zero people shouldn't have a hero. Logan is my hero. He is really nice. So I went and made a song about him twice. What? That's really nice. Everyone needs someone to idolize.

No, don't make people idols. Please. Especially us. Don't idolize. Yeah. Logan really made a song about what are you doing? Idolizing him. Wait, do you see boosting herself on famous birthday? No, that's great. That's all time low. Wow. Boost me because I need to see what happened. Did you pass me on famous birthdays? Oh,

I bet you did. I'm number 16th most popular. She went on famous birthdays in her episode. Cash Baker. 61 most popular. Don't feel bad. Just wait until she tells you where I am. You know I used to be number 4? Maverick. He's 146 most popular. I used to be number 4. So I fell off. I'm so deep down there. Oh my gosh. You're higher than Maverick. 110. I am?

Apparently I'm 110. I didn't know that true first of all why are the famous birthdays picture still pictures of me from when I was 16 15 I was 15 in those six you go to a Famous birthdays you guys can update my pictures now Tell us tell us is I'm dating a girl that I broke up with like three years ago four years ago I was like four girlfriends ago. Yeah, you've been through so many before till that's not true. So this is number one

Hey, the number one podcast in the world. On famous birthdays. Oh, yeah, our podcast is the number one podcast. On famous birthdays. Welcome to the number one podcast in the world, according to famous birthdays. Barbara, tell us about your trip to L.A. It was so much fun. Okay, that's enough. No, seriously. No, it was so much fun. Like, literally, I got there. And what did we do the first day, Mom? No, you know what you did the first day. No, I don't. Yes, you did. You can do this. We got there, got to the hotel, and we ate dinner. Mm-hmm.

what you met riley met someone oh i met yes mom i'm not supposed to talk about that oh i didn't say it no like why are you not supposed to talk about it i don't know it's just awkward what okay we'll talk about the next thing okay so then the next day um i got a meeting with meta yeah it was really fun and then i okay get to james charles

Famous birthdays. I had famous birthdays with Tsunami. And then basically after that... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Her name is Tsunami? Like a tsunami? Yes. Is that her real name or is that just her social name? Her real name. Oh, that's kind of cool. That kind of goes hard. And then after I met with Tsunami, I got to the lunch meeting with Meta. And then I...

Hey, I got a question. Did they tell you you should be posting on Instagram? Yes. Like we've been telling you this whole time? Yes. That's crazy. Yeah, Harper doesn't want to post on Instagram, guys. If you go to her Instagram, she posts like twice a year. Maybe after having a meeting with Instagram itself, she'll start posting on Instagram. Yeah, I had a meeting with the real Instagram owner, meta owner. Yeah. The owner. Wait, wait, wait, pause, pause. Pause. Who's the owner?

What was his name again, mom? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just who's the owner? Yeah, who's the owner real quick? Who's the owner of Instagram and Facebook? The Apple owner. I know it. Okay. The Apple owner. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve. Stevie Wonder? No, no. No, that's a blind piano player. Steve Jobs. No. Yeah. No, that's not him.

Yeah, we know. She doesn't, obviously. Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey. Yeah. Steve Harvey's the owner of Facebook. Yeah, so I had a conversation with him about... Okay, no, wait. Stop. Who's the actual owner? Um...

What was his name again, Mom? Wait, was it Mark? Mark, yes. Oh, wait. Mark Zuckerberg? Yes, that's him. Mark Zuckerberg. I remember. I love you. It's so memorable to you. What did Mark Zuckerberg tell you? Me and Ma. I call him Ma because he's my friend. Oh, okay. You and Ma? Yeah.

Y'all are like this now after the meeting. Yeah. You and Zuck. So me and Ma, we had a meeting. He was like, yeah, you should definitely post on more on Facebook and Instagram and all this. But yeah, and then after that, I met with James Charles. I was so scared. I was literally pooping my pants on the way there. I was so scared. No, okay, not actually that. That's disgusting. Yeah.

So who do you like better, James or Mark? James. That's crazy, actually. That's wild. She didn't actually meet with Mark, did she? Yeah, she met Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, shut up. What do you mean? You're the one that just asked it. No, Kate, she did not. Like, why would you ask me and then be like, I'm the ridiculous one? Yeah, you're like, wait, did she actually? By the way, did everybody hear that? Everybody hear that? She told me to shut up. She put my name in yellow hearts.

Wait, wait, wait. What does that have to do? She told me to shut up. She's mean. I'm sorry. She's always telling me to shut up. If I looked over at Kate and said, shut up on the podcast, the comments would be after me. This is what happened in the car literally this weekend. She goes, I was like, oh, your driving kind of scares me. And she was like, shut up. And I was like, okay. And I was like, I'm in the backseat. I go, how about you shut up? I'll be Kate. Okay. Ready? How about you? Matt, shut up.

How about you? How about you shut up? Now wait wait fast forward ten minutes? Wait no no no. Then my parents are like, my mom literally sitting next to me she goes Maverick. Oh yeah yeah I'll be K-A-M-O-M. I'll be K-A-M-O-M. Alright restart restart. No we're not restarting. No no no restart. This story is. Everyone knows what. Everyone's caught up to speed. Kate your driving's kind of scary right now. Shut up. How about you shut up? Okay now I'm at mom.

Matt, don't tell Kate to shut up like that. Be nice. It's crazy. It's crazy. She was just telling. It's crazy because you did.

Maverick did not talk like a scared little timid dog Maverick said Kate your driving is terrifying I said shut up Maverick you can drive if you want to Cause honestly I don't want to drive driving stresses me out Hey Mav you can leave if you want She's being pretty mean You telling me to shut up Yeah I don't like you very much You're yelling again Kate Nobody else is raising their voice Do you guys see how they like literally interrupted me What How does it feel

Interrupted you. It feels... You were giving us an outline of your trip, not a story. No, I want to talk about... You said 12.15, I had lunch. Okay, fine, fine, fine. It was literally so much fun. Literally, James Charles was so nice. No, we knew it was so fun. We knew it was so fun. But then the next day... No, no, go to James. Okay, yeah, James, he did my makeup. I looked so old and pretty. I loved it. Did you ask to look like that or did he just say, like, we're doing it? There's a hairstylist. Did you just say you loved you looked so old?

No, I mean, I loved that I looked like, you know, pretty. Older? Older. Oh. Chill with my phone. You did look very pretty. Thank you, thank you. But then the hairstylist did my hair, Sergio. He was really nice. And the hair was amazing. But then people started commenting that I looked like Ice Spice. And I was like, okay. Ice Spice? Ice Spice.

I was like, that's chill. James made you look like Ice Spice. No, James did not make me look like Ice Spice. Sergio did. But Sergio was a great hairstylist. I thought you looked very pretty. Thank you. But yeah, it was just Ice Spice did that one hair thing. Like one hair. She did the Harper haircut? Yeah. And then like Sergio did it too, but it's fine. You guys don't understand. The only human being I think Harper's wanted to meet ever is James Charles. Yeah.

This is like... I don't think he even understood that. Like, I was freaking out, guys. Like, me and my sister, we would watch him growing up, and it was so scary. And then finally I got to meet him, and he was just like he was on camera, too. He's funny. He's, like, really, like... And also he talks about, like, school and how important it is. And he's like, yeah, college isn't a waste of time. It's a waste of money for, like, influencers if they really want to go and stuff. Wait, wait. He said college is a waste of time for influencers? That's not what he said. Oh, okay. Yeah.

No. Who says, stay in school. Yeah. Don't do drugs. Hey, I'm with him. He's the opposite of Jake Paul. I'm with him. 95% of influencers do need to go to school because they make all the money and they don't know how to management and then they waste all their money and then they don't have anything to back them up. That's what he meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Very true. And then the next day, it was so much fun. I hung out with Salish and Jordan and-

Her mom's saying she did not do that. I went to Darman. She said she's never even met Salish and Jordan. No, so the next day I met with Salish and Jordan. I mean, the next day I went to Darman. It was really cool. They were perfect on time as I needed to be. Oh, that's shade at us. That is such shade at us. I told y'all, I have been...

I have been telling y'all, at 4:45 when she gets here, we need to have the everything set up so that she can step in here and we can hit record. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Nobody ever enforced time very well here. Okay, you get mad when we're like 15, maybe 20 minutes late setting up the pod? Well, I'm just saying. No, I'm saying because she is at school all day. If we tell her to be here at 4.45 to film, we need to start filming at 4.45. Agreed. I agree. I'm just saying it's vice versa. Everyone, both sides are always late. So why are you mad? Well, not always.

They have been on time lately. No, but I'm saying they are late for a month. We're late for a month. All I'm saying is that nobody needs to be late. If we're all on time, everything will work out great. Let's be real. It was Alex's job to set up. Yeah, yeah. Alex, you don't have a mic, so unfortunately you can't talk. He can't even defend himself, so we're going to move on. No, we're moving on. You can't talk. Yeah, it was his fault. All right, so...

I mean, Maverick set up everything right. And here's the thing. I don't like setting up because Kat comes here and moves everything. It doesn't matter how it's set up. It doesn't matter how perfect it looks. He's going to move everything. He's going to look at everything, change everything. No. So there's really no point in me even setting up anything. No. And also they're eating Arby's at 450. We're filming at 445. So I don't. Hey, this is true. They were eating Arby's. I had to talk with the Arby's lady about her parents. She was. I just can't believe the shade Harper threw at us just now. No, I,

I'm looking for you. What about on your music video when we show up to your house and you weren't even ready? Yeah, I sat in the car for like 30 minutes waiting on you. Okay, well, I was freaking out. Okay. Do I see y'all freaking out? No. Let's stop being mean to each other. What? No, no, no. Okay, I'm kidding. No, but I'm just saying. Do I?

I'm just saying everyone in this room has been late multiple times. Yes. And I think we should just be everyone should just be more strict about time. And I think also straightforward and less shady because that was very much shade. More honesty, less shade. No, no, no, no. I like the shade. I literally think I have a booger coming out of my nose. So where was James Charles? Wait, hold on. Do I have a booger coming out

coming out of my nose? Go to the bathroom if you're worried. Yes, you always have. There's always boogers flying out your nose. You actually look like you're coming out of a nose. No. Okay, guys. That was mean. Go ahead. So I'm going to talk about Dhar Mann. It was so fun. Wait, was everything on time with James? It was on time. Yeah, with James, awesome, perfect, very professional. It was...

Hey, notice she didn't look at me. No, she looked at you. She's like, oh, yeah. You know what? Cash will look at something. Listen, this could be like this. Or like, this could not be sitting here, right? It could be down here. Yeah.

Okay? Out of frame. And then he'll be like, where's the thing at? It needs to be right there. This looks absolutely awful without it. No, that is not what I do. He goes, it looks... He goes, that literally ruins everything. No, that's not what I do. I come up here and they have... Like, see that light that shines up there? It's just not even on. I'm like, why did y'all not even plug in the lights? I could have plugged that light and not a single person's ever going to notice. No, but it looks... When you have that light on...

- It's not that, but when you have that light off, that light off, that thing moved. - We talked about that. - It's like with six things now it looks like crap. - Everything was on but one light. - No, I mean we got up here, we're ready to film and the TV wasn't even on. - Yeah, like the TV wasn't on, that thing's off. They had that light on red. - Everything on the set needs to be put together because that's what makes the set the set. It all comes together. - Yes, it does. Everything needs to be ready on time. - And I know that Cash wants everything to be perfect. - I just wanna tell my story.

What? You do. No, no, no, you do. I don't want to work, sorry. That's just you. No. I just want everything to be 90% of the way there. Yeah. Guys, they're just interrupting me. You care about your work a lot, and I admire that in my husband. He cares about his work. I'm just saying. Maverick and everyone else, they don't care. Y'all see that gap in the carpet right there? They don't care about that. Where it don't get.

To me, that looks a little tacky, like having just no carpet there. Sure. But you guys, you would never fix that. Oh, I would. I'm just saying when we have a shoot time to shoot and we're realizing it as we're putting the cameras up and the other option is to take about another 30 minutes to tear all of that down behind the scenes to move it. Y'all want to see I'm professional? Look at this. What is that? Mine and Harper's text messages. Oh, it's scrolling out. Asking what time and stuff she's showing up. Scroll down. Actually, her text message was, can I just bail out?

Bail out of what? Oh, let's see. What were we talking about? Did she actually say that? Do you think you can get here by five? Can I just bail out? That's so real, Harper. I do that, too. Cash was just a thing, and I'm like, I choose not to today, actually. So shade at me. Where? Listen, we're literally just girls. Oh, it was way up there. I scrolled for a minute. He scrolled for a minute, guys. Yeah, I mean, I had to find something. Oh.

Hey, I don't blame Harper. She's literally... What is this? She's a 15-year-old girl. If you want something done, communicate with her mom. That's what I do. Her mom, if I want something done... I'm going to disagree. I'm going to disagree. 15...

At 16 years old, Cash moved out of his house. Well, at 15 years old, I was crying myself to sleep every night and couldn't function. So we're all at different stages in our life when we're 15. I'm just saying, Harper's never going to learn how to do it if you don't try. I text back and forth so much. I will text her in a group chat with her and her mom. Fair enough. But guys, I want to talk about everything else. Yeah. So yeah, Jarman was amazing.

Sorry. Dhar Mann was amazing. Dhar Mann was amazing. What made him amazing? It was just fun. Like, they had a whole poster for me. It was really cool. Here, let me show you all. A poster? They had a poster for me. Yeah, it was really cool. Wait, let me get it. A poster? Yes. Yes, it's a poster. Ooh. Yeah, I had my own green room. That's fancy. With snacks, waters, et cetera. Let me see. Let me see. No, you don't need to see. Wait, let me see. Let me see. It's okay. We're moving on. No, no, let me see. Let me see. Okay.

Let me see it. Come on. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah, I'll send it to y'all. It was so fancy, so official. Yeah, and I was like, oh my gosh, that's so cool. And they gave us a whole tour of the area. It was really cool. And then...

And then, hold on, let me just end it. And then? And then what happened after that was. What happened? Was I went to Salish's. Mm-hmm. And it was so much fun. So we filmed a video. And I don't know, I don't know if it's going to be out by then. But it was running from my dad for, or trying to catch my dad for 24 hours or something like that. Mm-hmm.

And so we went through all these obstacles. We were in a Cybertruck. It was so cool. And we were in a Cybertruck throughout all these obstacles. I know both of y'all are a little jealous right now. She threw that out so casually and their hearts broke a little bit. No, so we were in a Cybertruck. You know, Mara just bought a Cybertruck. Yeah, a seven.

He bought seven Cybertrucks is what she's saying. What? I was so confused. No, but yeah. So we were in the Cybertruck. Let me tell you. Don't hype it up, guys. It's not that awesome. Thank you. Matt was like, I just bought my Cybertruck. I was like, it's literally just a truck. Is it not the same as a Tesla?

What? Is it like a Tesla pretty much? It's like a truck, an actual truck, but in the backseat, it's like everything's more organized, I would say. And like in the backseat, there's like a screen you can watch YouTube on and stuff. It's literally like a phone, but like you can literally buy your own phone for $1,000, not $100,000. Anyways, what's...

But yeah, going around in the Cybertruck was really cool. And everybody was like taking videos of it. And yeah, and then after that, we went to a haunted house. So our first destination was they were running and they went to a ninja course. So we...

Should I not? Cut the clip. I mean, yeah, you don't got to tell anyone. It will probably be out. This podcast doesn't go off for like three weeks or more. Oh, so then we're fine. Just go watch the video if you want to see what happened. Go watch the video. But yeah, it was so much fun. And I just want to say this one thing. So we were in a haunted house.

It was so scary. And because they led us to a haunted house and these actors had tasers on them. It was so crazy. And my mom had to sign my life away. In case you died. In case I died, yeah. Wow. I signed my life away a couple times. So everything was very official. Yeah, you did. And it was really amazing. It was just like... You guys hear how much Shane Harper's throwing about the podcast show here? No. Well, to be fair, we are filming in the upstairs of our house right now. Hey!

Snack, or I mean, Kay brings a snack tryout. It's pretty cool. Yes. Is that not the same? No, I felt bad because she would be coming here right after school and like wouldn't eat. And then she'd be here for like two, three more hours and still not eat. So I started buying snacks. Thank you.

But yeah, I know it's like Alex, can you like turn the camera and just like show like what? What our studio is? No, don't do that. So yeah, maverick's bedrooms over there. I had a door right there You see the other door, but we had to build a wall over the door Yeah, so now I can't get into my bedroom without crawling on my hands and eat No, I have to go through my bathroom. But yeah, so our studio is uh

But listen, our studio's very great. I got off the phone with the guy. We're trying to find a space. It's a nice studio. Harper. Yeah? What? You don't whisper. That's not fair to the audience. That's not fair to the audience. Okay, okay. The studio, the studio, for all the content, it's like a $1.6 billion studio. It's so nice. It's crazy. We're not getting that because it's too expensive. No, we're not going to buy that. But that's what we looked at. We could have it if we had $1.6 million. We're only selling cyber trucks. Y'all can buy a 1.6.

- No, here's the thing. - Studio, right? - I don't think we'll buy that one, but it's gonna be very similar to it. I can show you. - We're trying to find a studio space right now because-- - Show me. - It is very hard to work out of our house now. We've just outgrown the space, but it's hard to find a place that is reasonable within our budget and fits our needs. So we've been looking for months now. We've been trying to find something, but we can't. And the longer we stay here, the more chaotic it gets here. - Oh my gosh.

- What are you doing? Showing her the studio? - Yep, the one that we're not getting, but it's very similar. - I am hoping that once we have a studio, things can start running a little bit more smoothly and more professionally. - Where would we go? - We'd probably set up a space in here. - They can't see this, y'all. - Yeah, I'm talking to her. - What about our audience, y'all?

Wait, wait, let me see the studio that you're showing you. Let me see if this is the right one. No, sorry. We've done this game before. You're going to take my phone. We've done this game. Yeah, I swear sometimes they're like playing Clash Royale. You played that game with him way too many times. You always give him the phone. Like how many times before you've learned? Y'all ever think like when we laugh, we low-key sound like monkeys? Like when we start laughing really hard, we're like...

It's true. When we're all busting out laughing, really be like, holy cow, we're apes. We're apes? We're actually mad except for the new Planet of the Apes movie. Oh, I'm so excited for the new Planet of the Apes movie. He's so hyper. I'm so excited. We're not advertising Planet of the Apes. I'm so excited for Planet of the Apes.

the new Ryan Gosling Moody? I'm not. Moody. Again, we're not advertising movies. No, it's the fall guy. I'm so pumped for it. And then I found out that one of our friends got invited to the movie premiere tonight and I'm only slightly jealous because I've been so excited for that movie for months now. Ryan Gosling? Yeah. Do you know who that is?

But you are my crush. Your celebrity crush. No. Okay. Do you know who he is? Yes, Barbie. Ken. Ken? Ken? She doesn't know him. From the notebook. He's not Ken, is he? He is Ken, but how are you going to associate Ryan Gosling with Barbie? He's from the notebook, Harper. Have you seen the notebook? No. I mean, I knew him as Barbie.

You're only as big as the last thing you did. What's up, Soupy? No, he will forever be Noah from the notebook. What? What'd you say? Nothing. I don't know if we want to know what you said. You don't want to know. Actually, I don't want to tell you anything. Okay. Why? Don't talk anymore. Your sweatpants are cute. Thank you. I got them from Lulu, but look, they're too big on me or too small on me now. Really? You've grown. You were just a small bean when you got them.

They look like they fit you. Yeah, they look like they fit you. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, do you just want them like oversized? Is that what you like? Okay, I don't know if you guys could hear that in the microphone, but that was pretty loud. No, yeah, I just like to have like, you know. I like to be a small bean in my clothes. Did you know what I said? I know what you said. What did I say? I like to be a small bean in my clothes. Yes. How about this? Why are you laughing so hard? You know what I'm saying? She sounds like me.

yo my favorite character in any movie ever is donkey i just watched shrek i just watched shrek for the first time donkey's great shrek is low-key and inappropriate movie yeah yo don't be watching that yeah shrek curses a lot man i was like oh my gosh and then i looked it up it's rated pg

- I don't know how. - Is Shrek cussing? - Yes, he cusses. - No, they don't. - Yes, he cusses. - Indirectly. - No, they indirectly do. - Shrek straight up cussed four times in the first movie. - What? - Cash, you know that that's an alternative for donkey though. - Yeah, but he still said it, I don't care. - Yes, they indirectly, there's another word that you can say for donkey and it's like indirectly cussing and that's what he would do is he would say that and we would be like-- - What are you talking about? - You know the swear word? - What word?

What word is that? He knows what word. He's trying to get you to say it. You know what word she's talking about? That's the word. I'm telling you, Shrek is not a good... Thank you for clarifying, Harper.

It's not a good movie. And not only that, it has like inappropriate, there's so much inappropriateness. Guys, Cars isn't an inappropriate movie. When the cars flash their lights at Lightning McQueen. Oh, yeah. Why is there so much stuff in these kitchens? That girl car, she was looking kind of fine too. I don't know why.

Okay. They shouldn't have her looking like that. Put some clothes on. Oh, my God. That's so valid. What are you talking about? I always thought that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're like, if I was going to date a car. It'd be that car. That's so weird. Well, don't look like that's not a thing. If you're going to date a car, would you rather date Mater or Lightning McQueen? Dude, there's something about Mater. There's something about Mater. Are you saying you like Mater right now? Hear me out. Mater? Mater?

You know what car Kate reminds me of? Kate reminds me of that car from um, what's that guy's why y'all whispering again? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't tell them. They'll just have to watch our TikToks to see it. Yeah. What? Okay, you guys know that car? If Kate was a car, she'd be this car. You know the one that like drives around and he's like The tire car? You sound like him. What's his name? I don't know. He's got like an Italian accent. He's like No, it starts with an F.

Fernando Fernando? I don't know either way you're that car that's like the car Kate is Francisco! Yeah Kate Francisco for sure I'm not the sexy car you were just talking about? No no no I think that's probably more like me if we had to pick a car Guys from Rio? From Rio? I never watched Rio Sally that was her name Sally? Sally? I'm just fantasizing about the life I'll never have with Sam Hey Nav, Sally or Miss Incredible?

Okay, first off, what is up with these children's movies? I saw a picture the other day. I was like, what? It showed me... It was like five different pictures of cartoon characters from when you were a kid that you didn't realize. Miss Incredible. Who else was on there? The chick from Avatar. All these girls...

Not okay. What they were wearing. You didn't ask my question. Miss Incredible or the car? If I say car, that's messed up. I have to say Miss Incredible. Wait, what is, is that Nickelodeon or like, what's it called? The Lion King?

Mufasa? Is that his dad? The Lion King? It's Guido. Wait, guys. What's the production company that does Lightning McQueen and all that? Pixar. Disney Pixar. Why? Are you hooking it up? I'm so excited. I can't contain my excitement for this movie. The Inside Out 2 movie that comes out in June. How could you possibly be excited for that movie? I'm so pumped for it. Inside Out is not a good movie. That is a movie premiere I would love to go to.

And you have to dress up as an emotion. What? I dress up as fear. You. No, you're definitely whatever depression is. You're dressing up as depression. Sadness? Yeah, sadness. She's got to dress up as like, I'm so sad. I don't care. Somebody look like sadness when you do that. I'm so sad. I don't even.

Guys, well, if we were somebody from Inside Out, who would we be? You'd be disgust. What? The little green girl, she's like, uh, ass.

Yeah, that's Harper. Yeah, that's Harper. Broccoli? You'd be anxiety. What? And now you can't argue with it. You asked. I didn't ask anything. Yes, you did. You said, what would we be? No, I didn't. That's my voice. Oh, you asked that? Yeah. Oh, he got my voice mixed up with Mavs. How embarrassing. What? He got your voice mixed up with a man. That's what happened. How embarrassing. Okay. Whatever.

What about me? Anger. What? Anger? Oh, I gotta look up these characters. No, you're Joy. You know the pretty one in the dress? Thank you. What? Pretty one in a dress. Cash is not joyful. No, Cash is the big guy.

Who's the big guy? No, not Bing Bong. He's Embarrassment. I don't know the movie. What's Bing Bong? Bing Bong is the... No, Bing Bong is the pink elephant, but he's not an emotion. The emotion you are is the new big one. What's his name? I don't like how you're referring to me as an elephant and the big one. Embarrassment? You'd be here. This is Matt. This is Cash. What the...

Can we pop up embarrassment on screen? I'm embarrassed that I'm even voted nominated for that. Let's do the original movie because I don't like this Inside Out 2. What? That's all I'm excited for. Really? No, this is Mav. This is Mav. He's fear. What? Yeah, that is Mav. Mav is fear. Mav is definitely fear. Yeah, well then you're bing bong, Cash. Bing bong isn't an emotion. Bing bong. Yeah, but he's just bing bong. I'm fine with bing bong. That's you. I feel like I vibe with bing bong. Who's your favorite to say bing bong?

bong he loves to sing he loves to play bing bong and then when they try to fly up out of the discovered or lost core memories um they like have the rainbow and it bing bong dies yeah wait i died it's really they kill me off i cried first first movie you're dead yeah they actually kill me

Yeah, yeah. Well, he doesn't necessarily die. He just fades away in her memories and never recovers. So you're saying I'm this girl with a square head? Yeah, you're definitely the square head. Which one am I? I'm not actually sadness. Oh, no, you're definitely sadness. You're sadness. What do you mean you don't think you're sadness? I don't actually think I'm sadness. What? You read books in the rain. You pray for a rainy day so your book can get wet. I can walk around outside with it. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode.

We'll see y'all next time. Peace.