Why We Can’t Get Pregnant!
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I made the appointment at the fertility doctor and she just said that I'm not ovulating so it's going to be pretty hard to get pregnant. I know you guys have wanted that for a long time. Yeah, I know you're walking through this room. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.

Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Right now it's really tough, but I want you to know that I'm right here with you and I can help you through this. Oh honey, I didn't realize you were crying. It's gonna be okay. Um guys, I know, I know this is a very outdated question.

But it popped back up into my mind recently. Were you guys Team Doors or Team Wheels? I don't remember what that was. You don't remember Team Doors or Team Wheels? You don't remember that? But I don't remember that.

Is there more doors or more wheels in the world? It's a simple question. I've never heard that question before. What do you think? Hello, were you alive two years ago? Probably wheels. Okay, well, just answer the question. Do you think there's more doors or more wheels in the world? Definitely. A door? Like, this is a door. A door. Definitely doors. More doors. There's just no shot there's more doors. More doors? Matt, what do you think? More wheels. Think about all the machines that use wheels. Yeah, but there's doors on those machines. Just in a car, you know how many wheels there are? Do you know how many doors there are?

Four. And four. I guess a glove box. So it cancels out. What? No, there's more than four wheels in a car. Do you know how many wheels are on a car? There's more than four wheels. On a car? Yeah. The transmission has so many wheels. No, that doesn't count. It's not really wheels. What's a wheel? Matt, is a steering wheel a wheel? First of all, you are absolutely stupid if you think there's more wheels. What? Look around your life right now. How many wheels do you see?

Let me put it this way. A door is not a door unless it's in a doorway. Okay, now how many wheels do you see? Otherwise, it's just a piece of wood. This isn't a door. This is a door. Right, but if you take it off of there without the hinges, it's no longer a door. Yes, but it's a door right now. A wheel, you can take off of whatever it is, and it's still a wheel. Think about your house, how many doors you have in it. Think about your kitchen, your bathroom, all your kitchen cabinet doors, your bathroom doors.

Yeah, so I think we all agree that there's more doors. There's just no shot. I think there's more wheels. Look. Thank you, Harper. What could she possibly be grabbing in here that has wheels? This lighter, simple lighter from the dollar store has wheels. Exactly. Yes, yes. So many wheels. There's no more doors. So you found one wheel in this room, and I can count one, two,

Two. All those cameras have doors on them. Bro, there's so many. So there's one, two, three, four, five, six. I can open that poker set. Oh, and there's like a ton of wheels. Anybody else see any doors in here? We're just trying to prove we're so bright. No, I agree. I think we all agree that there's more doors. One, two, three, four, five.

There are more wheels than doors in the world if you include all possible forms of physical wheels, such as wheels on toy cars, vacuums, office chairs. If you're talking just car wheels, no. But if you're talking wheels on office chairs... I'm looking at the daily... He's scrolling

He swirls down to like the comment section on Reddit. I'm at the top of the page. This guy, user 787 says there are more wheels in the world. Should I answer Granny? Yeah. Why would you not answer your Granny? Put it on speaker. It's you. Hey, Granny.

Oh, no, this is a good time. Tell her it's you. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

I finally did. Yeah. Yeah, I was out at Wilson at her graduation, and then when I got home, I forgot to call you. Yeah. You know? So, anyway. So how's it going, honey? Oh, it's going pretty good. It's going pretty good. Me and...

uh me and cash are just you know doing working on some stuff kenzie's coming down soon um yeah yeah well i'm gonna have to meet this girl sometime you know she has to get the grandma's approval i know i know i you know yeah i'm just still done yet i know she's gotta get grandma's grandma's approval but i'm just still deciding if you know i feel like i either need to want to take it yeah that's a big step you know

let me tell you now you said a mouthful it's a big step and it's not a it's not a decision that you make real fast you pray about it exactly you pray about it yeah and I've been praying about it I feel like right now it's just like I either need to break up with her or marry her I feel like

I just gotta make up my mind. I'm 50-50. Yeah, don't make any hasty decisions. You can always just keep praying about it. Let God take care of you, you know? What do you think? Do you think I'm ready to get married? Honey, honey, honey. I can't tell you nothing like that. This is your life. It's your relationship between you and God.

Yeah. And you're the one that God is dealing with. Mm-hmm. And you know her. I've never met her. I have no idea. I know. I just don't want to make a mistake like Cash did and get married too fast. No, you don't. However, it has worked out good with Kate and Cash. Yeah. You know? And are they sitting there listening? Jesus.

sitting there listening to you no no granny this is cash oh my goodness apart sometime granny you think it was a mistake you think me and kate was a mistake no i didn't say y'all made a mistake i said it's it's been two years i don't think you know it's it's it's worked out good yeah yeah yeah y'all and

you loved each other and you know what as you will let me tell you you will always have to work at it

And as the years go by, sometimes you have to work harder. Sometimes it just falls into place easier. Yeah, yeah. You're just depending on situations that happen in your life and both of y'all being on the same, you know, on the same page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I can't believe you can't tell me and Maverick apart. Well, honey, I don't. I just, you know.

Y'all gotta quit doing this to me. You're having a bad time about the other one. Yeah, yeah. No, I would never do that. All right, well, we just had a bunch of people get here and we're shooting an episode on the podcast. That's fine. Now, don't forget, tomorrow's your sister's birthday. Oh, is it? Yes, it is. Her 25th birthday. And we knew that. Oh, we knew it was her sister's birthday. Hey, did you know that? Yeah. We definitely knew that. Oh, it's her 25th birthday. Oh.

I knew it when my sister was birthday tomorrow. Yeah, all right. Thank you, Granny. I would not forget that, Lane. Do you know of a speaker, a Christian speaker that's called Kelly Kaye?

No, I do not. Oh, okay. Well, I thought Maverick did. Anyway, he's down at our church, the Baptist church tonight, with a band that's called Trampoline. Oh, a band called Trampoline. Uh-huh, and they've got Kelly Kay speaking. So I thought maybe y'all knew who he was. Oh, no. All right, bye. Love you, Granny. Okay, love y'all. Bye-bye. That was crazy. She said, I don't want to make a mistake like Cash and Kate did. Yeah, you don't want to do that, right?

I didn't say that. I said. Hey, I have an idea. Hey, Granny. Love you. We love you. Yeah. No, hold this piece of paper, and then I'm going to light it on fire, and then grab it in your hand like I did. I did the same thing. Just here. No, just don't be a wuss about it.

Don't be that. Harper, literally while you were talking, lit this piece of paper on fire and just grabbed it without any remorse or anything. She's like, yeah, I'm going to grab this fire. What the gosh? I am fire girl. That's what people call me. You look like fire girl. You look like lava girl. Lava girl?

compliment though she's like lava girl bro isn't she like 12 i'm like 15 like she's so young oh yeah she's like a grown woman she married one of the big time rush boys did she really wait lava girl married a big time rush guy she married carlos what carlos i loved carlos am i tripping i think so am i tripping because i don't know who the big time rush boys are oh my gosh uh

Make a count, lay it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate. We go big time. You don't know who they are? I'm about to light my hair on fire. No, don't do that. You actually don't know who they are? Real life. Oh my gosh. Harper's age has never shown until right now. Or our age. You guys...

It's Nickelodeon. What? Okay, I was tripping. Was it Nickelodeon? She did not marry Big Time Rush. I don't remember what channel it was on. Wait, no, Big Time Rush was on Nickelodeon. I had no idea. It was. It was Nickelodeon. You don't. Hey. I love Big Time Rush. You don't own me. So wait, I just gotta reiterate. Never mind. You gotta what? Reiterate. Dude, use small words, bro. I got, I don't even know how to replace that word. Oh, your vocabulary's that big. Reiterate.

No, I just got to... Say what he already said again, but in different words. That's a lot longer way to say it. You got to repeat? Yes. I'm going to repeat myself again. Okay. Why did you say that? Reiterate? Nobody knows what that means. I promise you. Guys, comment down below if you guys know what reiterate means. Comment down below. Cash freaks out if you use any words. If you said, the culmination of these events. Dude, yeah, what does that mean? Nobody knows. What?

I'm like the sequel of events. I freak out when I don't understand a conversation, obviously. Yo, guys, comment down below. Well, I don't even know how to spell it. So if you know how to spell it, I feel like you know what it is. Spell iteration down below. And if you spell it right, I'm going to assume you know how to spell it. Iteration. Guys, would it be funny if I... No. Okay. Yeah, no, you thought it was... I know it would be funny. You want me to tell you something that would be funny? What? No, don't tell her something that would be funny.

Kenzie's literally in the middle. I need my own chair. What? Oh my gosh. It's obviously not that funny, man. You can't even tell her right. What are we going to do? I know what we can do. We can look at... We can appreciate... What? I'm about to sneeze. Wait. Time out, guys. Look at how good I am at shuffling cards. Ready? Watch this.

um what the shit that's crazy tell me not there's a lot of poker if you couldn't tell no i have a question what are we gonna do because as y'all can tell kinsey has now been a reoccurring guest but one day i would assume that she's going to become a permanent person yeah and i would be correct to assume that right hope well yeah when you guys get married are you going to be on the podcast full time yeah do y'all want me to be here full time do y'all well well wait

well does that mean she gets a percent no she don't get no cut yeah you can be on for that wait wait wait i don't get a cut but my cut is would be going to you as well listen you don't want me to have a cut i think if we allowed cash on who has a face made for radio then we should allow that's a joke it's a joke a face made for radio i'm the face of this podcast look can we make that the thumbnail

- No, I just, I was thinking. The wheels were turning. - Oh, that's never good. - Oh, see there's wheels in her head too. Telling me they're everywhere. - No, I was just thinking, if she's like a permanent host, which I want you to be. - Aw, thank you. - Wait, wait, let's vote her in. All right. - Everybody in favor of Kinsey being a permanent host once they get married?

Uh, raise your hand. Oh, Harper's not raising her hand. Wait, you don't want her to be, you don't want another host? I did not see it coming. No, I want her to be my friend. She would be. Harper, I'm a host and a friend. Yeah.

No, just a host. Wait, Matt, you don't want your own wife to be a host? No, I do, but I also don't want to be outnumbered on the podcast. I know, that's my main reason. That's the main issue here. Three girls, two dudes. Right now, it's 50-50. Right now, we already get told what to do enough. That's what people like, though. Like, I think our audience would rather watch three girls and two guys than three guys and two girls. I personally would never watch a podcast with three guys and only two girls, but I would watch a podcast with three girls and only two guys. Well, all right, guys, comment down below. Comment down... Screw the iterate thing. Comment down below...

Comment down below. Keep Kinsey or ban Kinsey. We should put a poll up on the channel. No, but I was getting that. Comment everyone right now. Comment down below. I already know the outcome and my feelings are already hurt. There's going to be two comments. Whichever one gets more likes, we're going to comment on this video. We're going to comment. Keep Kinsey.

I don't think we're going to remember that. I don't think we will. We probably won't. It's probably not there. But everyone comment down below, keep Kenzie or ban Kenzie. I was going to say, if we keep her, because hopefully... I like how we're talking about her like she's not here. Maybe before we keep her, we should interview her for the job. Wait, wait, wait. Yes, yes. But what were you going to say, Kate? I was going to say, hopefully, by the time Maverick and Kenzie are married, we will either be in or almost be in our studio. But it's also...

Not looking too promising. Listen. We're trying to get a studio. Can you do a little pan around? Here's where we shoot our podcast currently. It's the upstairs of our house. Where's my bedroom right now? Yeah, Mark's bedroom is behind us. Yeah, that's his bedroom. His door is actually covered up by wood. I wonder what the guest thing when they come into the house are. We're trying to get a studio to make this a little bit more professional, but unfortunately...

You know, not many people are just selling filming studios. Yeah. Anyways, what I was going to say, though, is once we get a studio, then we can kind of, like, take this set and, you know, move it, but, like, maybe change it up. And then we have to add a spot for Kinsey because that's really the guest spot, you know? Like, when we have a guest, like, where does the guest sit now? How about I get my own chair?

And then the married couple gets their own chair. That's kind of like Harper. And I get a king, a throne, those king thrones. No. I think Harper should get like a lifeguard tower instead of that. Yeah, it would make us all eye level. Yeah. That would be funny. No, but that's what I said. I said they're on a couch, we're on a couch, and Harper gets her own chair. What? I'm lifeguard level. I'm five foot. Five foot.

yo that's crazy like every pool's a deep end for you huh wow not really actually no it is i went over to her house i said do you have a deep end and she said yeah that side i was like that doesn't look very deep and i was like she's i'm like you're sure that's a very deep end she goes yeah and i go can i touch it like no i was like can i touch it she goes oh yeah it's not really a deep end man yeah she can dive though

Dive dive in it. I dare y'all to dive into the ground like serious. Okay. Okay. I dare. No Don't be mean I'll dive head first into the ground. You did that last episode and you did too. You did too. You know what? I want to do What? What do you want to do? What would y'all do if I just laid down you want to help cash lose weight? 52 card 52. Wait, you want to play a game? Yes. Look at my leg Handshake you'll play this game. Is that from the dog? Yeah

Okay, everybody wait a minute. Harper is agreeing to play this game by the rules. No cheating, okay? Do you want to go first? Yes. Yes, I want to go first. Okay. You want to go first, and you're going to play by the rules. Okay, okay. I'll play by the rules. This game is called 52 Card Pickup. Now you got to pick up all the cards. You're first. You're first. No, you're first. Well, the rules... You shook my hand, and you said you wanted to play by the rules. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I don't think she understood the rules of the game. Well, maybe you should have clarified before you shook my hand.

Maybe you should find a better instructor. Yeah pick up the cards Harper. Play the game. It's a fun game. I feel like we should help her. No no no it's fine. Don't help her. Play by the rules. No cheaters here. Alright I'll help you. I'll help you. Oh okay. But Mackenzie do you want to be a full time

Only if people want me here. The job does not come with health insurance or any other benefits. Or salary in your case. For all I care is not matched. For all I care or...

You don't get paid at all, honestly. Maverick's taking your cut completely. But we do supply free water, and occasionally we get sent free Prime by Prime. Yeah. So when you're here, you can have water if it's available. If it's available. If it's available. And Prime. And every once in a while, Mr. B sends us some chocolate. But we always have water on tap, at the tap. Is it full service? Will you bring it to me?

Why do you think you're good for this job? Yeah, let's interview you now. Full name, please. Kinsey Bush. Kinsey Bree Bush. Soon to be Kinsey Baker. George Bush. Yes, my great-great-grandfather. Are you actually related? Yeah. Wow, you're marrying into a royal family.

That's crazy. Not royal. Your pension's going to be huge. I'm not actually related. You're trust fund. But you believe that. No. See? And that shows that I'm good for this podcast because you all be lying sometimes. Oh, Cash, I got a way to prove that she's good for the podcast. How's that? Would you believe me if I said she was the one who cut Gerald last episode? No, she didn't. She didn't. You're right. It was definitely Maverick or Harper who ripped open Gerald brutally. You're assisting in this homicide?

Oh. Why does she... Why do you look like you've done that before? Should we throw a flashback up? Yes. Don't forget to throw a flashback up.

alex don't do that if there's no flashback on the screen it's alex's fault and everyone comment down below alex sucks and if you and if there is no flashback just go watch the last episode and you'll see what you missed out on yeah somebody brutally ripped open gerald's back end right here and just just destroyed him and i had to take him back up he ripped open his back in right here i had to take him back up all the way he won't take him back up from

Shove his guts back inside. Doug take him out. Would you ever want a new Gerald, Cash? If we could find a brand new Gerald. No. Okay. That's like asking me like would you like. Whoa. What are you doing? No. Don't want him on fire. Please. Like Gerald's. Gerald's. Gerald's. Because he's Gerald. Why are you on fire? Please. Please.

No other Gerald is as beauty as this even with this did stop I told the viewers that if we were to ever do a live show that maybe just bring some Gerald's and yeah, y'all think Joe could have babies I

No. Not after all that. I think he's got a little brain damage. I'm not sure he's capable. What if Gerald had little Gerald babies? I don't think Gerald is capable of having babies. I don't think he has the facilities for that. I mean, I don't have any kids. Cass, do you have the facilities for that? Well, stop trying to light him on fire. Me and Gerald will have babies one day. What the sigma? You're going to let him have babies with Gerald before you?

That's crazy. You're just gonna light him on fire. Earn what there, Shigma? Actually, it was Mal's idea. I'm not even joking. My idea, I gave Harper the scissors. Harper couldn't do it, so Kenzie took the scissors and she ripped him open. And that's the truth. Remember last time y'all told me my egg wouldn't hatch? And my egg hatched and had a baby chicken? And now y'all are telling me Gerald can't have babies? And Gerald's gonna hatch baby eggs. No. You swear? I don't think that's gonna happen. Maybe.

I got mega eggs though y'all. Mega eggs? What do you mean mega eggs? What did just come out of your mouth? Mega eggs? That's what the doctor told me. She said you got some big eggs? What? It's happening. Yo eggs junkie girl. What? No. I went to the doctor and she was like

I went to the doctor and she was like, we're going to check your egg count, which for those of you who don't know, the egg is what makes a baby. So if you don't have eggs, you can't have a baby. I don't have eggs. Should you have like a dozen eggs? How many should you have? She said that the average woman has like 15 to 20 and you each month, like it's part of your cycle. You get new eggs. So like, I don't know what happens to the old ones. Have you ever cooked your eggs? No. You never cooked your eggs? No.

No. Also, no, that's not true. Cooked? Did you just say cooked? No, you can't. They're so like, you can't see them. They're like very, they're like literally microscopic. You have to use a microscope. How come yours are microscopic and a chicken egg is so big? I don't know. Don't ask me. Ask the egg doctor. Anyways.

She was like, the average woman has 15 to 20 eggs. And you had, what was it, like 48? Yeah, I think she said you had 48 eggs. Yeah. Imagine you laid real eggs, like a chicken. That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. Okay, continue. I don't think I'd like that. I'm just imagining Kate carrying around her egg. Here's 48 of them. Okay, continue. All the other women are holding 15. They're like, oh, why is she got so many? Yeah. Yo, stop geeking on me.

Seriously. She's spitting on me. She's gleeking. I'm just going to full on go. You can't do that. I can. Watch me. I want to hear more about your eggs. You little weirdo. Sorry. Where's the Orbeez gun? No. No. Please don't give me the Orbeez gun. Please. It's just exhilarating. The eggs are exhilarating.

No, no, no, he said exhilarating. Exhilarating, yeah. Sorry, I didn't execute that joke very well. Yeah, no, those were... It's okay, you completely scrambled it. You baked the egg. That's so funny because it didn't make sense. Well, on the sunny side up, I'm still funny. Okay, so that... That wasn't that good. It's okay because it's easy over...

Wow, you really cracked me up. Okay, so... See, that was good. I understand you millennials' humor. I'm not a millennial. You're older than me. Wait, what are you, Gen Alpha, Gen X? I'm Alpha. That's crazy. Anyways, Kate, so... I mean, there's, like, the full story? You said you went to the doctor and you had two million... But obviously, I already know the full story, Kate. I want to know the full story. Well... And Cashaw Kate's blood and he died.

We do know that. Oh, we do know that. That's later in the story. Pretty much, I had gone to my doctor earlier this year, and after talking with her, she was like, it may be that you guys have something. I don't even know what she told us. She pretty much was like, you guys need to go see a fertility specialist. And I was like, whoa.

That's a lot. So I avoided making my fertility appointment for months, and I didn't make it until finally I was like, okay, there's definitely something wrong with me. Like, I need to go. So I made the appointment at the fertility doctor, and I've been kind of posting on it about a little bit, and so many people, like, we'll post, like,

What is it? Like, Snapchats and stuff about, like, babies. And people were like, this isn't funny. You're joking about having kids when there are real people in this world who can't have kids. And, like, I've never said anything. But, like, my doctor told me. She was like, yeah, you have something wrong. Like, we don't know if you'll be able to. So I was like, okay, I'll go. So I was posting about it, and people were being quite rude. But it's okay. I forgive you guys. You guys didn't know. Don't listen to the haters. No, I was just... It was just kind of like...

I could have said something. I could have told everyone like this is what's happening, but I didn't. But pretty much we went and she was like, yeah, it sounds like you have based off of what I told her. I was like, I have very irregular periods. Like sometimes my cycles are 28 days long. Sometimes they're 60, which is like not normal. Like I'll miss like a whole period and stuff like that. So I was she was like, yeah, we're going to get you tested. So

That and I've had like really bad acne, which you probably can't see now, but like it's pretty it's I've never had acne in my life. So like when I started breaking out like crazy, probably like four or five months ago, I was like, what is happening? And then

There was one more thing. I forget what she said, but she was like, you have all of the PCOS, like, symptoms. She was like, I'm going to go ahead and say you have it, and we're going to test you for other things just to make sure there's not, like, an underlying thing that we miss. So pretty much PCOS. I don't even really fully understand it myself. I've only ever known, like, of other people having it, but...

it's pretty much a hormonal imbalance so like the reason I'm breaking out I'm having such bad acne is because my hormone levels are like not balanced and that's why my periods are so irregular and stuff like that so um she was like yeah you have a higher testosterone than like the typical woman and I that's when cash was like well is it because she lives with three guys I was like no that's not how that works honey like my testosterone levels don't rise because of you guys but

Yeah, so she was like, you do have PCOS, and... He was just exaggerating. Yeah. But she was like, I do want to test you for other stuff and, like, check my egg count to make sure that I have eggs and stuff that can, like, be fertilized and make a baby, so...

That's why they tested me for my eggs, and it was not a fun experience. It hurt. That doctor's appointment was a really bad one. I don't even know. But yeah, so I went and did that, and thankfully I do have eggs, which is better than what I thought. I thought I didn't have any. So I do have plenty, and then they tested me a couple days ago. I went back, and I did some more testing, and they wanted to make sure that

Pretty much just, like, the tubes in my, like, uterus and my ovaries and stuff are open so that eggs can, you know, go through them. So they tested me that, and both of my tubes are open, thankfully. But, yeah, she just said that with what I have, that it's going to be very hard for us to get pregnant because my cycles aren't regular, and I'm just not ovulating the way I'm supposed to. Like, each month, like...

you're supposed to like pretty much your egg like drops like not like a chicken but you do have an egg that drops and whenever you don't get pregnant that's when you get your period so i was getting my period because of like my hormone level she said that you could still get a period with like based off your hormones so but yeah she said that i'm not ovulating so it's going to be pretty hard to get pregnant and yeah that's kind of where we're at but we'll see yeah ash are you okay yeah

That's fine. Y'all will be okay. I know. And she said that there's stuff we can do to, like, get there. But I don't know. Well, I'm sure you guys will work it out. Like, I think it'll be okay. Yeah. You seem to keep going to the doctor. Yeah. And we're going back on, I think, Monday to, like, talk about a treatment plan to see if there's, like, what to do to, like... Because it's not just, like, getting pregnant. It's, like...

I don't know. It's everything. I really noticed it this last year, but like it's just been so difficult on me like every like every month. Like it's like my periods are like really rough. Like it's so bad. And I don't know, just like thinking about it is scary and like that there might not be. I don't know. I know you guys have wanted that for a long time. Yeah, but it's OK. And I'm like, we'll go Monday and she'll tell us what we can do. But everyone's always like.

so upset at us when we talk about getting pregnant, but it's like... But it's not that y'all can't have kids. No, we can. It's just like a process we have to go through now. Like she said that there's a medicine we can start taking and we can see if that'll help and pretty much that medicine will like just help me ovulate and like that way we can get pregnant then. Because that's what's happening is like I'm not ovulating, so that's why like everything's all out of whack, but...

yeah so i don't know we'll see we'll go back monday and she'll tell us what we can do but it's okay it's gonna be okay i know it's gonna happen i know y'all have lots of years i know it'll be okay i hate that y'all are going through that but sorry my heart is like beating really fast um

I'm a firm believer that God puts people in other people's lives for a reason and not to diminish your story at all. Yeah. I can't have children. Yeah. And I found that out at a really young age. I can see. Sorry, I'll get to my point. You're good. No, but I know you're walking through this right now, and it's really tough. But I want you to know that I'm right here with you, and I can help you through this.

Sorry, y'all. Jeez. This must be the new me. I can't cry. No, but if you ever want to talk about anything, I know it's tough and it's hard to go through, but obviously all these people love you. I love you. I know. We haven't known each other.

I know we haven't known each other but for like three four months yeah but I truly do love you Kate I love you Kenzie and so if you ever need anything you can come to me we can talk about whatever I know the guys can be guys sometimes no offense guys yeah gosh are you I didn't realize you were crying stop why is he crying gosh it's okay it's gonna be okay

Bro, you're gonna make me cry. Don't look. Dude, look at him. Look at him. Are you okay? Yes, I'm alone again. Yeah, it's fine, guys. Here I am. I love you. I love you so much. We're gonna be okay. I'm sorry. I need a mic. What were you talking to? Nobody's talking to Harper. I'm gonna hug Harper. You are so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Every mic. Every mic.

Not a crier, guys. So that was short-lived, and we're gonna be okay. That's what happened when I cried for it the first time. I was so scared. I don't think we put this episode out, guys. See? Oh, my. I mean, up to you, Nate. But I think it... The mic. Your mic.

Sorry guys newbie here. I think it would be helpful to other people who might be walking through the same thing. Yeah It's heavy. It is heavy. It's weird for us Yeah, because we have such like a young audience like I don't know if people like understand like magnitude of it really but Which I think it's why it's always been so easy for people to like be so mean about it to me like whenever we like

Like, we make jokes and stuff, and they'll be all like, there are people that really can't get pregnant. And I'm like, I know. Trust me, I know. Like, but I don't know. The thing is, it's real life. And I know y'all have been in this social media field for a lot longer than I have. But y'all are all real people with, like, huge hearts for others. And it's really devastating to see all this.

I'm sorry. I've just never seen him. I've never seen him cry. Me neither. This is the first time I've actually seen Cash cry. It's actually crazy. I don't know how he's little. I actually saw Maverick cry too. I was not crying. I think that it's just... Maybe a little. I don't know. It's weird for us. It's like the one thing we so badly want. It's going to be alright. We so badly want kids. And when she told us that, it's like we don't... Because...

When we heard PCOS, that's all I associated it with was people who can't have children. Like, all of the people we know with that, like, struggle so much. And so, I don't know, just, like, hearing that as, like, a 19- and 20-year-old couple who's always just talked about how badly we want to have babies. Just, like, I don't know. It's really scary, but... What she said. Yeah.

I know in an ideal situation, you have children of your own. Yeah. But I've looked at it from the other end of, you know, a child doesn't have to come from you. It comes through you. And you can still raise them up the way God intends you to. And so regardless of if the outcome is you and Cash have little Cash babies or you have little babies that might not look like Cash, but they're still going to act like him because, unfortunately, honey, Cash is raising your children. I know. Yeah.

But, no, y'all are going to be great parents regardless of how you get them. Y'all are already great parents to me. I'm not even joking. Y'all are actually like a second parent to me. Oh, that's sweet. I don't know what to say. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. I don't know. We don't talk about it. It's going to be all right, guys. Yeah, we just don't really talk about things like that on the internet. Well, that was heavy.

Everybody needs to take a breath.

Well, no, I think that... What do you think, Harper? I think there's more wheels. No. More wheels than doors in the world. No, I actually do think, like, y'all are great parents to me. Like, actually, like, no, I'm not just saying that as a joke. Like, actually, like, even, like, to me as a teenager, y'all are. Like, and, like, I don't know. And, like, even if you, like, what's it called? Love doesn't require blood, right?

Wait, hold on. Okay, hold on. Let's talk about family doesn't require blood. It requires love. Yeah. So, so yeah. Yeah. And we've already, I mean, even like before this, we ever even thought like anything might be wrong. We always talked about like before we were married and stuff, we were like, there could be a chance that we couldn't have our own kids. We don't know yet, but there could be. And it's like, it's always in the back of your mind, but I've always been aware of it. And like,

And I know that there's other options and stuff, but when you just, I don't know, like when you're little, you grow up and you think that you're going to get pregnant and have babies one day. And it's like, you might not get pregnant, but you'll still have your babies one way or another. But it's just like, I don't know when you want to experience being pregnant too, but you might not be able to. I don't know. Yeah. But I also know that we'll have babies one way or another. Yeah.

No matter what, God's got a purpose for you guys. Yeah. And a family. But I think you guys just continue to pray about it, and we'll be praying for you too. Yeah. It'll be okay. No matter what the outcome is. I mean, like, God has a plan for y'all too. Yeah.

No, like, he has it written out already, and he knows what's happening. Like, he puts you through these struggles so you can get stronger through the future and stuff. So there's, like, always a good... Through the darkness, there's always light at the end. At the end of the tunnel. Yeah, at the end of the tunnel. Or, like, when a bee gets stuck in a hive, there's honey that helps. Hey, that's a good analogy. Wait...

Okay, yeah, no. Like, if you guys ever need to talk, I'm here. I don't really know. Thanks, Harper. Of course. No. I know. I know we just...

We both were just, like, hugging each other in our room. It's just there. And I was just like... I know. I'm sorry to put you in the middle of that. No, it's fine. I love to be the middle man. Seriously. No, I mean, like, I think y'all will, like, both, like, I don't know, like, have kids. And, I mean, like, even if it's going through adoption, even if it's going through different... I don't know. I don't really know.

um the thing yeah taking one what do you say taking one taking one off the street no like honestly when i'm older

I don't want to have kids, and I will never change my mind on that. I hate kids. Don't want to have them. Well, it's because you are a kid. You'll change your mind. You would make a great mom, Harper. I will not change my mind. No, everyone says that. No. I am not having kids. Oh, yeah, I know. I know. No. 100%. And also, when I was going through my growth hormone deficiency stuff, there was a chance I couldn't have kids, and I was like, perfect. But now that you're going through this, it's like, oh, okay.

well, this is sad. Like, I... This is, like, actually, like, a real-life thing that happens and stuff. Yeah. Because I don't usually, like, see this happen in a lot of people, but, yeah. I know. It's... I was thinking about it. I was like, it's kind of weird how...

Both of you boys are with women. And you chose girls? Yeah, you both, like, you guys both picked girls that have... God was like, you can't procreate. You guys are too much. You're too much. No more of you two. The line ends here. No, you're gonna make great dad. You will too, brother. It's gonna be okay. Yeah.

And Harper, you're going to make the best dog mom. Yeah, exactly. That's what I want to be. I want to be a mom in Beverly Hills with two Pomeranians. Two little white dogs with crusty eyes. No, no. Pomeranians, white Pomeranians, one black, one white. Yeah. What are you going to name them? Coco and Chanel. Coco and Chanel. I do have a funny story I want to share about the doctor's visit. Actually, my friend Gigi made that name before. Before we...

No, I'm going to share what happened at the doctor. Um, so after I had, cause I had a test done probably like what day is it? I had a test done a couple of days ago. Um,

And it was, that one was even more rough than the first one. Cause I don't know. It just was more painful. So we did the test and then they were like, okay, we want to take your blood now. Oh, we already told this story. Oh, we did? Yeah. I'm passing out. We told her how I almost, I did not almost pass out, but. But you did. Blood just made me a little bit nauseous, but it's never made me nauseous in my life. Okay. Yeah. Only once. I've seen blood drawn a lot. One time I didn't eat that morning. My stomach was empty. I have low iron. I stood up too fast.

And blood happened to be drawn at the same time. Yeah, I was getting my blood drawn and Cash almost passed out watching me get my blood drawn. Yeah, she was literally not looking. She was like, if I look. You know, I hope you guys have kids, but if you're giving birth, he's gone. He's passed out. Cash is not. I already asked him one time. I was like,

When, like, I gave birth, would you watch? And he was like, I don't know if I can look down there. He was like, I'll stay on the other end of the bed with you. Birth is a scary thing. Yeah. For both parties involved. Oh, is it? Yeah. It's intense.

Yeah. Sorry. Kate's freaking up the audio, touching the cord too much. Sorry. But that's the one thing. I'm too scared. I don't, you know, I'm not having kids. It is intense to think about. Yeah, pushing like a seven-pound baby out of your butt. Butt? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I wouldn't want to push a seven-pound baby out of my butt either. Me personally, that's why I'm not having kids either. Actually, I was five pounds when I came out of the womb because I was small, but I was

Yeah, even a five-pound baby out the butt is crazy. I was actually so scared. You were scared coming out the womb? I remember. You might have been the first five-pound baby to come out of a butt, actually. No, some come out of the stomach. They cut open the stomach, rip it open. Oh, yeah. Some do have a C-section. Belly button or the butt? It's the only two ways out. You know, the belly button is...

The epidermal cord? Or what's it called? The um, umbilical cord? It looks like plastic, right? Is it actual plastic? Or is it like... No, it's not plastic. It's definitely like tissue or something. You know like a hot dog link? Sure. Yeah, that's what an umbilical cord is. That's so gross. Cash got scared one time. He was like, what did they do with my umbilical cord once I was born? Yeah, I want to know where they're at. I was impressed. Where are all the umbilical cords? Where are all the umbilical cords? Where the heck are all of them?

All of us have one, but none of us know where it's at. When somebody has an endosome, they cut the umbilical cord correctly. When they have an outie belly button, they cut the umbilical cord a little too high up. Really? But, like, what happened to the rest of the umbilical cords? Like, you know how they have it? Like, think about it. All of us had an umbilical cord, but where did they put it? Where did they put that? There's billions of umbilical cords, and I can't find one of them. Up your bottom. Billions of them on the planet. Do you go to, like, where they dump umbilical cords? Where do they dump umbilical cords? Well, first of all, you know, you...

yeah the placenta whatever that thing is i don't like that thing i don't think we should talk about that thing that thing gross me out i don't like that i don't want to talk about it i know what it is i will say i feel like i found out a little too old what a placenta was and i was stop it hey you're ruining people's innocence don't google it talk about something else human anatomy yeah after you deliver a baby

There's like, what even is it? It's after poop. It just comes out, man. Black water bottle. What did you just call it? It's after poop. After you have a baby, you poop? No, after you have a baby, like, you deliver the placenta as well. What's a placenta? Stop it. Stop it. Even the word is... Some people do actually... No, no, no. Whatever you're about to say. Wait, I want to know what you were going to say. No, no, no. I know what you were going to say. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. It's not gross. Well, kind of gross. Yeah, it's pretty freaking gross. You don't know what I'm going to say. What the... I know what you're going to say. What the...

I know exactly what you're going to say. No, you don't want to say it. I know what you're going to say. Don't want to say it. I'm not going to say it. It's gross. Because you don't know what I was going to say. Oh, I know what you're going to say. I was going to say, don't interrupt.

Some people poop when they have babies. See, that's exactly what we knew you were going to say. See, me personally, I don't think they tell you. I don't think the doctors tell you if you poop. I think even if you ask, like, did I poop? Probably because it's a little embarrassing. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you pooped with your baby coming out. I actually got all over the baby. One time we were playing kickball with that one labor and delivery nurse, and I asked her. I was like, when they ask, like, because you know, like, some women do ask. I asked her, I was like, when you deliver a baby, and the mom asks, like, if she pooped, do you tell her? And she was like, no.

like you don't tell her because that like a lot of emotions going on and adding that you pooped on the table is a lot harper last summer we did kickball like every month are you gonna come to kickball because we really need a new ball yeah so um yeah i'm not participating in kickball um apparently i'm i'm the basketball or something you can play kickball how about

Brown. No. Then you'll be a football. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, and you're a football. You're beautiful. Why am I a baseball? Because you're so pale. What the? I don't want to be a baseball. No, Harper, you can't dye your hair. Your hair is beautiful. No. It's so beautiful. No, you know, somebody said, bro, Harper, you look so bad if you dye your hair brown. I was like, really? I'm confused because your hair looks brown from certain angles already. Yeah, I know. You're chilling. I think your red hair is so unique that you have to keep it.

You know that's one of the reasons you're popular too. No. What? I think she's popular from her great personality. Yeah, but she also has a unique look that everybody loves. A unique look?

I look like a chimpanzee, I'm not even gonna lie. No, that's not what I would say. I do. My friends, one time my friend said, you look like Curious George. That's not a friend. You keep telling all these people you're friends, but all your friends say very rude things to you. That's high school. I'm her friend and I say rude things to her. Yeah, I do too, and I really care about you. No, actually guys, would y'all rather me die or y'all drink a whole cup of mucus from like a hundred people? Oh, sweetheart.

I'll bury you. I'll be the one that digs the hole. Listen, you're in a house. Okay? The house is on fire. You can save two things. Okay. Your mom, your husband. You can't do this. Your dog.

20 million dollars. Okay. You said two things. 20 million dollars and my mom. I already knew she was going to choose that. Wait, you're just going to let your husband die? And Estes? I'm not happy. Poor Estes. Poor Estes is going to burn. Estes will follow us out. No, no. I think the husband will follow you out then too if that's the case. No, my husband's dumber than the dog. Wait, who are you guys legitimately choosing? You can only save your mom or your dad. My mom. What?

What? Oh, sorry. That's not a question you asked. I'm sorry. I was just spitting out things. I can't pick that. If it was my mom or my dad, my dad would already be outside and my mom would be inside helping me. I feel like you just have to pick the mom because I feel like if you picked the dad, the mom, I feel like the dad would just be mad at you for the rest of your life that you picked him. Mom, your wife, $20 million or you don't have a dog. Maverick.

He's going to kill me. Or me. Or Harper. She said it. My mom, Kate, Harper, and $20 million in the house. You get to take two things. No, I know I'm going to die anyways. Is there $40 million in there?

100 million. Can I take two of one thing? 100 million in there. Can I take two of one thing? Can I double dip? Oh, can you double dip on the money? Sure, you have two hands. So you take the money? I'm taking both hands with the money. 40 mil.

gotta get you a new wife at least yeah you could buy a clone of kate a clone are clones real do you think there's any clones i think there's doppelgangers i think they can make something that looks like pretty bro i can't wait for the first person that was born like like that and they didn't have like a belly button it's gonna be crazy here's about twins what what two of them no but they each have like umbilical cords imagine somebody that's like born in a tube

Like that's never gonna happen, bro. They have no belly button. Yeah, it's not gonna happen What no, that's not real No, you have to have a belly isn't how you eat no you eat through your mouth You do have to have an umbilical cord, but I have seen people that have been born without belly You're telling me some people don't have belly buttons. Yeah, I

I've seen it. A belly button's a weird thing anyway. It's an important thing. You can store food in there? Wait, wait, wait. When you're eating and you don't have a hot sauce packet, you can just put the sauce in your belly button, dip your nugget in there. You can do a lot of things. You can grow a plant in your belly button. A little dirt, a little seed.

You think that would work? You think that would work if you laid outside long enough? If you could lay outside long enough? No, wait. If you put dirt in a tiny seat in your belly button and watered it and took good care of it, do you think it would grow? Because it's moist in your belly button, right? Do you think it would grow? Do you think your belly button could be a pot? I think so. What was your important question? It's not really that important. Is it more important than a belly button pot? To me and Kate, it'll be more important than a belly button pot. You can choose to have twins if you have a surrogate mom.

No, you can't. What? Wow. You can. Two for one special. Surrogates are expensive. I would do the twins. You can actually choose? I would think so. You're already paying for her to be pregnant, right? I don't think they care about if you're paying or not. Wait, wait. How would they choose to have twins? How do you do that? Putting two eggs instead of one in there. And if they both get birthed... So could you have quadruplets if you wanted? Maybe. That's the other thing I was saying.

If I got, like, double the eggs of the average woman, I'm, like, destined for, like, multiple babies at one time. I want twins boys so bad. I want twin boys and then twin girls. That's my worst nightmare. Well, the thing is they both have... Wait. Twin boys is my worst nightmare. Twin boys would be good. Twin boys would be solid. I want twin boys and then twin girls right after. If I had twin boys in the future and you guys are seeing this, that was just a joke. Somebody's going to stitch this later. You're, like, holding your twin boys. I loved him so much. No, if I had twin boys...

I would be happy. It'd probably just be a lot of work. Yeah, twins would be a lot of work, not gonna lie. Harper, what's your favorite cereal? We had this argument the other day, and I want to know. Cap'n Crunch. Top three. No, you can't think about it. You just gotta say it. Say your favorite three cereals. Go. Go, go, go. Number three, Cheerios. At least the Honey Nut. No, no, no, not Honey Nut. Okay, keep going. Number two. Number two, Lucky Charms. Number one.

Um, what's it called? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yes! Cinnamon Toast Crunch is number one. That's what we all said was number one. Yes. What the? Exactly. Did your hands get fixed? No, they didn't. They still got warts on them. My second one. Highly contagious, actually. My second one was a little controversial. It was Fruity Pebbles. No, those are terrible. I like Cocoa Pebbles. I love Fruity Pebbles. My top three were going to be Captain Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, and Cocoa Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles. What's your favorite Fruity Pebble? What flavor?

You picked them out? They all taste the same, you idiot. No, don't even try to say they all. Wait, did you pick out the different colors and put them in my mouth? Yeah, they taste different. No, they don't. Fruity Pebbles all taste the same. No, they don't. Yes, they do. Fruity Pebbles all taste the same. Don't even tell me. The raspberry one's my favorite. Shut up. They have different flavors. The raspberry? Yes. How do you know it tastes like raspberry? You've never had a raspberry. Which one's the raspberry? What color? The red ones. That's strawberry, dingbats.

No. She says there are no flavors. And then calls me a dingbat saying it's strawberry. No, they have different flavors. I love there's one cereal I used to eat all the time. Don't tell me y'all think Fruity Fruit Loops are the same. Fruit Loops have different flavors too. I think Fruit Loops came out and said that they're all the same flavor. Wait, wait, wait. They had to come out and say it just to clarify. It was a controversial thing. They came out and they were like, yeah, there's different. No, they're different flavored. Okay.

Why don't you put up? Well, thank you so much for watching this episode. They're different flavors. We'll see you guys next time. Say it. Peace out, bro. Shaka.