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all right so we were gonna play a game at the beginning of this episode kiss marry kill are y'all ready all right guys ringing not mine whose phone is ringing it's mine should i answer it no no you said no no who is it it's brooklyn again no sorry bro last the first podcast it was brooklyn yeah the first podcast you were like oh someone's calling let harper answer it okay you're gonna be able to hear it what do you want hey hey now hang up
I'm sorry, Brooklyn. Brooklyn, I love you. All right, let's play the game. We're going to play kiss, marry, kill. Who wants to start? We wrote these down before the podcast started. So who wants to start? I'm asking Cash. Yeah, we're going to go. Kate's asking me. I'm asking Harper. Harper's asking Maverick. All right. My first. All right.
So for Cash, first person is... Let's see. Trisha Paytas. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Who's that? Don't just... Just don't ask. It's okay. You can never know who she is. She's lived like 20 lives. Like, I love her. She's so entertaining. Thank you, Jesus. You guys hear that song? Her worship song? I love you, Jesus.
Jesus. Anyways. Next person. Miranda Sings. Nice. Oh, wow. And my last is Jojo Siwa. Oh, good old Jojo. We love Jojo. Okay. I like her brother actually. I'm still kind of friends with him. I don't really talk to him anymore. Wow.
That's kind of heavy. Yeah, okay. Miranda seems got to go. She's kill. Yeah. Unfortunately. Lethal. She's gone. You're killing Miranda? We got Mary. No, but that means you have Trisha Paytas left. Yeah, and I'm going to go. Trisha Paytas is not that bad. What? No, she's not that bad. Trisha Paytas is fine. No, she's so entertaining. Have you not seen the woman? Yeah, well...
She named her baby Malibu Barbie. Wait, what did she? That's enough right there. No, that's just telling you. She named her kid Malibu Barbie? Yes. Nuh-uh. Hey, Malibu Barbie, come here. What do you think they actually call it? Her. Malibu Barbie. I don't know what they call her. I don't know. I wonder. Is Malibu Barbie? No, like, you just called her It. You're like, what's its name? Her. Maybe it identifies as an It. Okay, moving on. Anyways, kill Miranda Sings.
Kiss JoJo, marry Trish. No, you wouldn't marry JoJo? You and JoJo would be so cute together. Thank you. Yes, she is. No discriminating, but like, she is, so... I'm with Harper. I don't think it'd work out. But Trish is straight, so that might work out. Yeah, that would. I think it would work out great. Alright, mine for Harper. Wait, I wrote them down. Let me see. Oh, gosh. Alright, kiss, marry, kill. Your options are...
Whoever your first kiss was. Oh. He's the biggest player probably I've ever met. Sorry, Harrison. Oh. Oh, she said his name. No, she said his code name. Oh, that's his code name. Gotcha. One letter different. We got Topher. Topher the one. Hey, October. Oh, okay. Wait a minute.
I was thinking of, when you said Topher, I was thinking of Topher from Outer Banks. I was like, that's not that... Topher? Topher is so funny. We got Topher and we got the corn kid. I knew you were going to say that. Oh, the corn kid. I knew you were going to say the corn kid. That kid is so cute. Corn kid, Topher, and your first kiss. Okay, we're going to have to kill Harrison. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I was going to marry him.
I thought I was going to marry him. I literally did. First kiss didn't go too well? No, no. Okay, so, Kale Harrison and what's it called? Okay. Wait, how old is the corn kid? Yeah.
He's like 10. Not old enough to get married. Oh. Wait, maybe switch it. Okay, we're not focused on age. Trisha Payne is like 45. Yeah, but you're also over 18. He's a child. So is she. I'm not marrying or killing them. She is. Yeah. They're both children. She's like 14. Is it weird? Can you stop trying to make things weird, Kate? That's her answer. I'm trying to avoid making things weird. No, so I would kill Harrison.
Oh, gosh. Okay, so Topher, he's so funny. Y'all's energy matches, though. I feel like y'all would be perfect married. I'm voting corn kid. I like corn kid. Okay, so kiss. I like corn kid, too. Kiss on the hand. Gosh. Kiss Topher. I will kiss Topher. And then, because remember that one video where he burped up that whole Sprite bottle? Yes!
No, Harper, you need to marry him. Y'all would literally have the most unhinged children ever. Uh-uh, uh-uh, no. And then marry the corncob, because I love music, and I would totally make music with him. I'd try it with butter. Everything changed. And I'd try it, and everything changed. No, I'm trying to think of something like... It's calm. Oh, yeah, no, it's like... I'm trying to think. I married Harper, and then we made... Are you writing a song right now? I think she's singing.
And then we got Starbucks with corn in it. Okay. Wait, your corn sounded like him. Wait, wait, wait. Real quick. Can you just sing the corn song like as majestic as possible? Like as good as you can. It's like. This is going to be a joke, by the way. Like I'm not actually singing and like trying. Okay. No, no, no. Try. No. Okay. Okay. My voice is lost. Okay.
What's going on? It's corn! What the heck? Wait, wait, hold on. Holy goodness! Okay, Ariana Grande! And then, wait, what? A big lump of nub. What is going on? Oh my gosh! And then what's next? A big lump of nub. I don't know. It has the juice. Oh, okay.
Wait, can you say when I tried it with butter, everything changed?
I'm very impressed. Hit that line. When I tried it with butter, everything changed. How does it go? When I tried it with butter, everything changed. When I tried it with butter, everything changed. Oh, yeah. That's so crazy. Yo, yo. They would love you at this black church I went to. I love TV.
I love singing gospel songs like joyful joyful Me too! We adore thee like I love that What's that one song? What's that one song at the end of um every black church movie? What's it called? You know the song that it's like Let's be hopeful for today You guys don't you guys never saw that on TikTok? Let's be hopeful Remember that song? Remember that trend on TikTok? Yeah
It's like, yeah, it's like, it's like. Those are my favorite churches, dog. Best worship. Yeah. They win in worship. Okay. Now my turn for math. So let me. Okay. Can you stop?
This is, okay, so let's say you were just a little fruity, all right? Whoa. If you're a little fruity, these- We don't gotta pretend. Wait, hold on. I was missing my mic. What happened? So, if Matt was a little fruity- If, if. Yeah, if. Come on, dog. Let's just speak real life here, so. I actually don't like fruit. I don't eat fruit. So, number one, Timmy from South Park. Okay.
Okay, okay, next, next. Do you even know what South Park is? I love South Park. Who doesn't? I literally love South Park. I'm not joking. I love it. I love it.
Okay, next. Adam Sandler. Why are they all guys? Because you would marry the girl. Well, I mean. Next. Last but not least, Joe.
Joe? Joe the producer? Yes. He is the world's best producer. So, Timmy. Adam Sandler or Joe? Can you say Timmy one more time? Timmy. I'm definitely kissing Joe. He took his wedding ring off. Apologize to Lauren right now. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
I'm definitely marrying Adam Sandler and we gotta kill Timmy. Unfortunately. That is so messed up. That is discrimination. Sorry, sorry Timmy. He could push you around in his wheelchair, you know? He could push me around in his wheelchair? He's in a wheelchair because that's how it works. No, you can stand in his lap and he can like turn it on and like
That is true. Cartman got a wheelchair once. Cartman. Take it a wheelchair. Guys, I had to ban South Park from cash. Yeah, I'm not allowed to watch it. Good reason. It's a very, like, it's not appropriate. It's so racist. I don't know how they're not canceled. Right. We were talking about that. South Park is uncancelable. Come on. I like it. I like that it's uncancelable. There needs to be something that's uncancelable. South Park is like the only show that can get away with what it gets away with. Uh-huh. Like, Cartman, pretend.
pretending to be disabled to compete in the Special Olympics? I know. That's terrible. I saw it on TikTok. It's so funny. Hey, Mom, I'm going to go. It's like, hey, Mom, I don't know.
Yeah, I only see South Park on TikTok. Cash is a good Cartman voice. Oh my gosh, Cash is always like... No, I can't do it. I can only do it not in the moment. No, I'll be like... No, I can do it to Kate randomly. She's like, Cash, can we do it? I'm like, no, let's take it in that queue. No, it's like, hey, Cash, take a shower real quick before we need to leave. And he's like... No, he always does this because I'm logged into our Amazon, so whenever he needs to order something on Amazon, he will send me the link. I'll go, man.
Can you do a little Amazon for me? That's so good. He could be a voice actor. That's pretty good. Bro, that's good. So, for you, Kate. Oh, shit. Oh, gosh. Kiss, marry, kill. I forgot we were playing this. We have cash. Oh, okay.
Yeah. First runner up. All right. And then we have Michael. Oh, that's my brother. And me. And me. Oh, gosh. Of course you said that. She gave you a die. She gave you me?
Him and your brother. Okay, can you change it? No. No, I'm not saying. Michael's in the room. Michael's like his jaw's on the floor. No, change my brother. No, you have to. Your brother's in it. I'm not killing my brother. I thought you were going to kill me. I thought you were going to kiss your brother. He's telling me to kill him. Yeah, unfortunately. Wait, pause this right here before you answer. Y'all know. What if she kills you? Y'all know. And marries. You guys know.
I think I can say that. You guys know Matt and Abby on TikTok? Oh, yeah. They do a podcast. In their podcast, they were talking about how somebody slapped her butt or something at one point. What? And he said the only other dude, this is just crazy. He said the only other guy that could slap your butt is like no one really. Maybe your brother. Her brother? Yeah. Is that not weird? Everyone in the comments was like. Michael, you do that?
Michael, you slapped yours. I would never slap my sister's butt. Not even close. They were both like, yeah, maybe, maybe. I was like, no, that's not normal. They were trolling. I don't think they were trolling. No, they were joking. I don't think so. I love Matt and Abby, though. They're so fun to watch. I know. I just thought that was funny. All right. But like, if you slapped my wife's butt. What? I don't know why. It would just be funny.
Okay, and now we're Matt and Abby. That's great. I don't have a wife. Alright, answer, Kate. Okay, unfortunately, I'm sorry. I don't even want to say I want to kill my brother. So I'm not going to kill my brother. I'm not killing my brother. You're going to kiss him? Kissing isn't that weird. I kiss my sister sometimes. I kiss my brother. On the cheek. What? On the cheeks. I'm getting on the actual cheek. Oh.
No. Okay. I mean, I'm not killing Michael, but like Michael's out of the equation. Michael's out of the equation. So now it is between do I marry my husband? Which one of the Baker brothers are you going to marry?
Come on. Come on. Well, now that I've actually been married to one. Imagine you weren't. No, I can confidently say. I probably will marry Maverick and Kiss Cash. Oh, my God. Clip it. Clip it. Oh, shoot.
Yeah, give me the ring. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. Have y'all ever thought about this though? So we, when we were like 10 is when we all kind of, I was like 10 and you were what? Like three, four years older, probably like 13, 14 is when we all really met. Can you imagine if instead of like me just like liking you, I liked Mav instead and like. That would be so different. Like I could have liked someone totally different, like your mom. Yeah.
Okay, no. Sorry, sorry. You haven't thought about that? The fact that there was two brothers. Literally the same person. Well, you have a sister. Yeah, I know. And I think I was dating someone. Was I? Yeah, you were dating someone. Maybe not. You were on your first girlfriend. No, not when we all met. I don't know. We were going on a cruise. We were going on that cruise. Oh, yeah. We met in 2015. Yeah. No, I don't know. I just think it's weird. Like, I could have, like...
Or you could have liked one of our other friends that was always hanging out with us. Yo, that's kind of crazy. Y'all should thank me for y'all even being a thing. Why? I mean...
Like, I feel like I kindled y'all's relationship. What in the world? I was like, I was the, like, without me, I don't think this would exist. Because you were the chauffeur. Yeah. We couldn't drive. Y'all, this is so bad. Drive y'all around. Yeah. Bad children. Yeah. No, no, no. Wait, I don't know. Wait, what story were you going to tell? Um, what? So, uh,
So Mav had a license and like Cash didn't. So they would come over to my house in the middle of the night and I would go out. I would sneak out. Sorry, mom and dad. They know this though. They know this now. I would sneak out and I would get in Mav's Challenger and Cash would be there and Cash and I would just hop in the back seat. Okay, we were just kissing. That's it. Yeah, we were just kissing. Kissing Kate. This one time, it was the middle of the night. Mav drove to Whataburger and me and Cash were like in the car for like hours. He was like
Do me a solid, bro. Please. Just go into Whataburger and don't come back. I was like, it's 3 a.m. I don't want to go pick up Kate right now. He was like, please. Just go into Whataburger and don't come back. It's just because we never had any time alone. It was just like, we were always in front of like 20 people. Yeah, so we... But anyway, so it was like the middle of the night and we just made Mav sit in a Whataburger by himself. For like four hours. I watched the whole movie. I can't relate. On my phone. I watched the entire movie. No, but I was going to say, also one time...
I was like... Mission Impossible 3, I think. No, I just turned 16, and I was sneaking into her house. Oh my gosh. Because I came down to Texas, I was sneaking into her house. You were how old? 16. He just got his license. I just got my license. And her brother was sneaking out of the house, and I opened the garage door. They never met. Oh yeah, my brother... They never met. I opened the garage door, and he opens the garage door at the same time, and me and him just stare at each other in the face. We're like, the door to the garage, not the operating. Yeah. And we're like...
And then Kate like gets in front of me. She starts talking to him. And then she's like, okay, just come on. And him and like four of his friends are sneaking out of the house and we're sneaking into the house and we're in the garage and there's a car and the wall. And so we're all just like scooting past each other like this. All of our stomachs are touching each other and they're all sneaking out and we're sneaking in. And obviously neither one can tell on the other one because...
We're each doing something. Yeah, like my brother was like sneaking out. And that was the first time I ever met her brother. Yeah. So great first impression. Yeah, they like didn't, they didn't like talk for like the first year we were dating, my brother and Cash. Like they were not friends. Yeah, for some reason we like never ever talked. Like we would just see each other in the kitchen and we'd be like. It was like awkward. Yeah. But now they're like besties for the rest season. My brother shows up to my house all the time to hang out with him. Yeah, now he's sitting right there. Yeah, he's like sitting right here. He's always sitting there.
Yeah, nobody's sitting. No, he is there. But yeah, that was the story about how I met her brother for the first time. So how long have y'all actually known each other? Yeah. When I was 10 is when we met. Dang. Almost 10 years now. 2015, however long ago that was. No, it was not 2015. Yes, it was. I promise you. Oh, gosh. I promise you. That was the year we took the cruise. Okay. I don't remember when we first met. 2015, it's 2023, so eight years. Okay, I heard Harper say this earlier. Oh, gosh.
gosh. What is it? I wanted to ask you about it. So, can you tell me about how your camp counselor went? Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. So, there's this girl. We're going to call her... Harper's always making fake names. Okay, okay, okay. No, you need to because you have to make names. We're going to call her Neosporin. No, seriously. So, we're going to call her Neosporin. Okay, alright. So, Neosporin, she picks favorites. Obviously, I'm one of them. But
Because, you know... Okay, this is your, like, 25-year-old camp counselor. So, first of all, I love you, Nia Sporan. Trust me, I love you. I love when you bring me out to ice cream, but I have to pay for it. But, um... I... So... Anyways. So, I love you, Nia Sporan, but I have to say this. So... She doesn't even watch these, but anyways. So...
She uses me for clout two or no four times. She DM'd me. She said, Harper, please post about us. Harper, please post about us. Your camp counselor? Yes. Whoa. She said, tag me. I was like, okay. So I looked at the, I looked at the photo. I looked like a chipmunk because she was squeezing my cheeks. I was like, and then I was like, oh my. So she was like, post this picture, please, please, please. And she's like, I've done so much for you. I'm like,
I've done so much for you. I'm like, okay, I pay for all of our meals. You pay for their meals? Yeah. Why? You paid for the counselor meals? Harper, that's not how that works. I know. It's not.
she drives us there so I have to pay for her meals. Oh. That doesn't really sound fair to me. Just because she drives you doesn't mean you have to pay. I Uber Eats. Okay, who's paying? Who's paying? She looks like a 14 year old who says who's paying? How old is this girl? Is she like 15? No, she's 24. She's 25. 25? Or 24, sorry. Oh my gosh. She hasn't had her first kiss either. Oh my gosh.
Don't put her on blast like that. Sorry, Neosporin. I got you, Neosporin. No, Neosporin, it's okay. Maverick probably hasn't either. He probably lies about it all. Anyways, y'all can be y'all's both first kisses. Why do you throw so much shade at me every podcast? I ain't done nothing to you. It's okay. Maybe it'll go better than Harper's first kiss. Oh, don't even...
No. And plus, I'm hanging out with Harrison tonight. What? And Hardy. She's literally always, she's like, they're so annoying. She's like, yeah, he's such a player. That's why I have to leave. Wait, why are you hanging out with them if you don't like them? Because Sophie, she's like, girl, let's hang out tonight. And I was like, okay, yeah. And she's like, by the way, we're hanging out with them. I was like, okay.
And then she's like, okay, be over at 8.30. I was like, okay. Just don't buy them dinner again. Oh my gosh, yeah. Just to buy them Wendy's again for a hundred freaking dollars. Like, uh-uh. Anyways, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. But yeah, I, it's, yeah. Okay, you just like threw shade at Mav for not having his first kiss. Yeah. Well, so. He's so girly-ish. Wait, oh wait, hold on. You go first. What were you going to say? What? You're such a girly girl. What? What?
I see that, though. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Says one wearing whatever that is. You have leopard print on. We're going to Cancun. You have leopard... Not for like a week. Yeah, but we're gonna go. I would say I'm not. We're going to go to Mexico. I'm getting in the mood. I'd say I'm in touch with my feminine side, but I wouldn't say I'm a girl. Feminine side? No, your mom actually always says that. Your mom is always like... Wait, what? Okay, not to put your mom on blast. Sorry, Tara. I don't mean to expose you if you don't seem to know this. Mom?
Your mom has always, ever since I met her, she's always been like, Mav is definitely more in touch with his emotions than Cash. Oh, clearly. That's obvious. You've seen all the podcasts. And also, you're more empathetic. Cash, if he thinks something's stupid and someone's upset about it, he's going to say, why are you upset about that? That's stupid. Mav is more the kind of guy that'll be like, I'm sorry that you're upset.
He'll think it's stupid, but he won't tell you. But Cash will tell you you're upset over something stupid. Yeah, Cash just won't care that you're upset. That's not true. Well, no, he cares if you're upset over something valid, but, like, if you're upset over something that's not valid... Like a butterfly landed on you. What? It's got to be bad on people. Like, somebody's crying because, like,
Their ham sandwich fell on the floor. I'm like, yo. Come on now. This is stupid. I've seen you cry over that. No. 100%. Have you known? Like, he doesn't cry, but he throws his body on the floor. Yeah. He'll be like, just the... I do throw my body on the floor. Yeah. See, that's girly of you. I'm literally acting like him. I'm literally acting like him. Exactly. No. Listen. Listen. Listen.
I'm like I would actually say I'm more of a man's man than cash 100% what does a man's man mean a manly man just like yeah like I just do more manly things how so like what
Like dance? Okay, excluding dancing. Like waltz? Bro, waltz is around the living room by himself. He's like... Sometimes I don't have a partner, guys. Yeah, it's like opera. He's like... Yesterday, if y'all were on the live, he literally played motivational music. And it helped. We got there, didn't we? No, I hunt. I fix things. I build things. If you need some sort of...
Like, dad thing done? Mm-hmm. I'm probably way more manly than you are. You want to arm wrestle, dog? I am strong.
Okay, okay. Matt needs to assert his dominance over the 14-year-old girl. Yeah, she's coming at me. I have a whole deer lease. Okay, yeah, that's it. A deer lease? Yeah. Listen, I think that, okay, here's the thing, is that you, like, you do hunt and you do fix things and stuff. And, like, I mean, Cash can do those things. I can. But he doesn't choose to. He just doesn't find enjoyment in doing those things. You see our two best friends over here laughing at that comment? No, listen. Can you do that?
Can I hunt? 1000%. Can I fix things? Sometimes. 99%. But listen, that doesn't identify a man. You know what identifies a man? One thing. Crying. Whoa. See, you're mad. No, I agree. I think a man, if a man cries more than once a year,
He's not a man. That's like, listen, I'm not saying a man can't cry. Men can cry, but like, I'm not going to. I've seen you cry twice this year. Twice? Yes. When have you seen? I was thinking about this the other day. I don't think you've ever seen me cry.
I think I saw you cry. Are you actually kidding me right now? I know Kate's seen me cry, but I didn't think you had. Bro, okay, just because I don't physically see it, when you roll your face over, I know you're crying. There was only one instance where you might have seen me cry. No. You think in our entire life. Why are you putting him on blast right now? I don't cry. I was about to start crying for that. He's like, take that back. I've seen Cash cry from being so mad at me.
What? That's embarrassing. Hold up. That's not true. Yes. I have it. Cry because I'm mad. When we lived back at home and... I will say... I was...
Yeah, no i'm gonna say cash I have not seen cash does not cry very much like there have been very few times in our relationship That he's like cried, but they were all very valid reasons Yeah, like he's never cried over like I okay. I'm not that you cry like once a month No, like there's been like situations and like the whole three years we've been together every time he's cried I've never been like why are you crying right now? But same thing with you. I've never seen you cry in a situation where i'm like mav. You shouldn't be crying right now
Cannot say the same about you, Kate. Nope, cannot. Cannot say the same. This is nothing to do with... One time I just walked in the door...
She just started crying. Oh, we talked about that story. Yeah, we did. Sometimes I cry for no reason. Wait, how often do you cry? Never. Oh my gosh, that's the most annoying thing. You literally just said, sometimes I cry for no reason. No, like maybe twice every three years, I cry. But didn't you cry when you fell off your scooter? When I fell, well, when I got hit by a car, of course I cried. Okay, but you also said- What about when you fell off the scooter the other time? Oh, no, I didn't cry. Okay, fine, yeah, I did. But like, but there-
It was just so sad. I also have a photo of a snot bubble coming down to my nose from how hard I was crying. I can make a snot bubble right now. Okay. Don't do it. Y'all want to see it? It's okay. You want me to blow? No. Stop. Ready? Stop. Stop. I told you. Ew. Sorry. I'm going to get a napkin. One sec. Oh, no.
You voluntarily binded your life to that man. That was before I knew he did that. Everybody go cancel it. I'm kidding. No. Wait, so like how often do you think you cry then? Like on average? Like realistically, like do you cry like three, four times a month or do you cry like maybe once every three months? I cry once every...
Month, maybe? I cry twice a year and once every month. No, I said twice every three years, actually. Oh, gotcha. That is the most annoying thing, is when Kate's crying, and I'm like, why? Either A...
you know, you know how women get in one of those moods. They know, but they're not going to tell you. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go play apex then. Um, but no, when they just say, you make yourself sound like such like a terrible husband. No, no, no, that's true. I've seen him do it. No. And you don't want to tell me after I ask. Okay. I'm leaving then. You've never done that. Uh, listen, there's been times where I've, I mean, there's been times where I've, I've literally told him I've been like,
You're not going to deal with that? Okay, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. If Cash and I are, like, in an argument or something and I'm crying, he will, like, step out of the room for, like, five minutes so that we don't yell at each other. We've never done that ever. No, no, listen. Actually...
We've never stepped out of the room for five minutes. I have. I've left. So that I don't yell at you? Yeah. There have been times where we're arguing and I'm literally... I know I'm about to start yelling at you, so I walk out of the room. Oh, that's just every day. Anytime I'm on game, she's like, get off the game! No. Okay, are you thinking of like...
This is so bad. Actually, I just remembered a story. So for some reason, a couple months ago, we were driving back from Oklahoma. And for some reason, Cash had said something that made me mad. So I snapped back at him. And then we kind of were bickering. And Mav's in the car, right? And then we finally just stopped talking. But I was crying because I was upset. And Cash and I weren't talking. And I was in the back seat. Mav starts playing If You Love Her by Forrest, where it's like...
Oh, it was funny. It wasn't like a bad argument. Just to clarify, we've never been in an actual argument. They're always just like little one-minute things. It's like, what are you doing? But yeah, it was just like one of those little arguments in the car. And then we were like, all right, we're just going to stop talking. Because it was a road trip. All right, let's just turn on some music or whatever, right?
Mav turns on. How does it go? If she gives you her heart, don't you worry. It was like some sad song like that. It was like depressing and I literally was like, that's like the story when Kate was like, when we first started dating, she was like, I hate softball. It's so miserable. It ruins my life. Blah, blah, blah. I hate it.
She liked it for most of her life until like the last year or two. And she's telling me how much she hates it. I was like, I got an idea. Just quit. And she's like, no, you can't do that. And I'm like, why not? She's like, you just can't. And I'm like, yes, you can. Why? And she's like, you just can't. And I'm like, why? She's like, I don't know. Just, you can't do that. Okay.
And then we got into this little argument. I was like, yes, you can. And she's like, well, the coaches wouldn't like it. I'm like, I didn't ask if they would like it. You can quit. You can quit. You would walk in tomorrow and say, I quit and not come again. And she was like, no, you can't. And I got so mad. I was like, yes, you can. Stop acting like that's literally not humanly possible. And then she just cried. And then, well, then she went to go take a shower. Oh my gosh. And then the first song she turns on is...
um I guess I'm getting used to being someone you love in the shower and I was like there's no way this is real right now there's no way listen I didn't mean I literally was like I'm just gonna go take a shower and I turn my music on and then halfway through that song I was like he probably thinks I'm playing this to be dramatic and I skipped it you always leave that part out of the story that I skipped the song once I realized no she was being dramatic oh my gosh okay here's the thing though is that I had
played softball since I was like five or six years old. It was like my whole life. And I was like going, I had played softball my whole life because I was like, I'm going to get a scholarship. I'm going to go to college and my school will be paid for. Then when we started dating, I was like, okay, maybe I don't have to go to college, but I still had this like attachment to softball because I'd played for so long. So quitting was just like a weird thing. It was weird. Yes. And that I wasn't mad at. It was the fact that I was like,
you can quit. It's possible to quit. And she's like, nope. It's impossible. Girls, she said, girls have tried before. It doesn't work. What do you mean it doesn't work? You just walk in and say,
I'm done. Literally. I could quit this podcast right now. I could be like, hey, I quit. I could walk out and never come back. Here's the thing is high school softball was just my high school. I went to like our softball program was a different breed. No, every person says that you don't understand my sport. It was like, no, no, no. I agree. I could have when I was 16 years old, I could have walked into coach's office, throw my stuff down and been like, I quit and never come back.
I'm telling you, every kid that hates their sport they're playing, I promise you, all of them act like that. I'm not saying you're wrong, but when I was 16, that wasn't an option because I had tried to, I had been like, okay, I'm quitting softball and I told my coaches, I was like, I'm done, I'm not playing. Cash has tried to quit things before. I'm really good at quitting things. No, not, there's been so many times this man's been like, I'm never speaking to you again.
I quit Cash and Maverick. We're done. Oh, you've quit Cash and Maverick a lot of times too. The brand is over. There was one time he even went and made a whole song by himself and put it out. That was because you quit Cash and Maverick. No, you quit Cash and Maverick. And you made a whole YouTube channel by yourself. I did. Yeah. There's been so many times in our life Cash or Maverick quits Cash and Maverick. And...
And one time he was like, I'm quitting Cash and Maverick. I'm like, you can't quit Cash and Maverick. You're Maverick. You can't do that. You actually can't quit that. Now that's for real. You can't quit. We've tried. We've tried. Now you're just Cash and Maverick. You're not Cash and Maverick. And yeah, we've gone so far that I've made a song by myself. He made a separate YouTube channel. Oh, shoot. It failed. Oh, surprise. It fails without Cash. Oh, surprise. Your song didn't do very well either. No, it didn't.
My song did great. No, it actually did. It flopped. Harper, would you put a song out? Yes. Do you want to? We should make you a song. Dude, we have a studio right here. Let's get you on it. Wait, wait. Harper can sing well. Yeah, since you sing earlier and it was really well, can you sing the note from the chandelier song? Oh, wait. What's it?
No, that's not it, but she tried. My voice is gone. Wait, you got it? No, I was saying the lyrics. Okay, what happened 10 minutes ago? No, wait, what's the high note? It's like... Oh, no, I'm thinking of a different song. No, no, this song. Sing this song. The one that goes...
I will always love you. Sing that one. I'm going to cry like... You got it. Stop faking. Harmonize with her when she does it. I'll harmonize with you then. Yeah. No, no, no. It's like this. It's like this. I will always love you.
Oh, wow. She just shot y'all up so bad. Okay, here we go. Let's get it. Let's get it. All right. Wait, this is so... Can y'all start it off? Okay, ready? Okay. A one, two, a three, two, one, four. What the... That's kind of counting. Three, two, one, four. Ready? Three, two, one. And I'll be you. That sounds so good. Wow. Wow. I wish I could. Can you sing? Wait, wait, wait. Kate, no, you do it.
Okay. All right. Some people got it. Some people don't. I unfortunately do not. I tried to sing, but I can't. They put me on the freaking studio so many times. I've been like, sing, just sing. And I'm like, I can't.
I can't sing. Except for this one time I lost my voice and I kept saying, what did I keep singing? It was Billie Eilish. You made me hate this city. Yeah, I like hit it one time and I was like, wow. And I was like, is this where my singing career like starts? And I have not been able to hit it since. My career's
So influencing, obviously, this is not going to work long term. Well, maybe. Harper. You never know. No, like, so if influencing doesn't work out, then I'm going to acting because I already have an acting career. And then if acting doesn't work, singing. And then if that doesn't work altogether, then a dermatologist. No, you're forgetting. You're going to quit your business? You're going to quit your poop scooping business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would be an all-time poop scooper. I would travel around. You know what my favorite song to sing is?
It's Cartman. The song he's like… Cartman, we don't want you to die. Cartman, give life a try. What?
Everyone now. We don't want you to die. Give life a try. That song is so funny, man. No, Harper. First of all, you are doing incredible on social media. It's not going to die. You got at least two or three years. I went to Harper's TikTok page. Her lowest view video ever that she's ever posted. Was it the no cam?
It's 1.2 million, whatever it is. It's 1.2 million. Which is insane, mind-blowing. Yeah. That's our lowest viewed video ever. Yeah. Ever posted our lowest viewed. No, it doesn't matter. You're like at... Here's the thing. It's how... It always happens. Influencers like come and go. They have their peak, but they're always just there. Like, you know, like Cash and Maverick had their peak. And they're still... They're still here. Like, there was a time where it was like... It was like... Let me show you my YouTube analytics. We might cry. I think that...
When I started, I had my peak, and then I went down, and now I'm so... Harper, you... Harper, shut up. Now, I want... Like I said, you have two years of peaking still. Yo, your last five videos together have gotten like 20 million views. Harper literally... You have not fallen off. Harper has one video... You say that like once a week. You're like, guys, my videos are flopping so hard. You know what she told me? You know what you told me? When we shot our first podcast, she goes... Afterwards, we were outside, she goes...
I just feel like I'm not grown anymore and I'm falling off. And I was like, let me see your analytics. Took her phone, went to TikTok. She gained 250K in the last, it was like 28 days. Quarter million in 28 days. And I was like, oh, you, you're falling off. And then I was like, let me show you my analytics. You know what it says? Negative 9,000. I went negative 9,000
I was like, that's falling off. But you still have 18 million followers. You'll go up and down. Yeah, you will. But you don't know that yet. You're just going up right now. You never went down. We went up, down, up, down. I know I'm never going to get to like 20 mil. Like, that's just crazy. Harper, what are you talking about? You're literally already at three mil in like four months. Yeah, you're going to keep growing. Let's hope. What else should I do, y'all? Comment on this podcast and tell me what else. Yeah, Harper's like, I don't know what to do anymore.
anymore but literally any video you post is good. Like people just like seeing you. You posted a picture of your dog that had a filter on it and that thing got like 2 million views. No because that dance I love it. It's like
I don't care if you love it or not. You posted a picture of your dog and it got 2 million views. Every good girl needs a little love. Every bad boy needs a little love. If you put it down, I'm going to pick it up, up, up, up. I just love that. And then she got like the long acrylic. So it's like sassy. When I saw Harper posted a picture of her dog on TikTok and it got 2 million, I was like, well,
Are you assuming that you're for a picture of a dog? At least, hey. What are you, Cash? You guys had your rise in 2018, 2019. Y'all popped off then. Harper's kind of popping off right now. I just have slowly grown. I've never had a time period. Oh, no. You're going to play. I keep telling Cash. I told Cash, I said, you're going to be bigger than all of us. No, that's the thing. I don't think I'm interesting enough for that. No, because what's different about you than me and Cash is you...
live for filming Snapchat stories. Oh my gosh. What's so special about her? You live for posting content. She posts content off of her main profiles for fun. She has a backup account. She makes spam accounts. She just sits there and goes like...
No, yeah, okay. And that's... What are you doing? You can't do that. Like, there's just no way. No, I know. And that's the thing is that, like, sometimes I hate it. Like, I go, like... I will go, like, months without posting on my backup TikTok account. And I think I've grown that one. When I first started posting on it, it was at, like, 60,000 or 40,000. Because I had just, like, gotten that. Like, that account just sat there. So, it was at 40,000. It's at 160,000 now, which I'm, like... That's... I literally don't do anything on there. So, I don't know how. Yeah. But...
Like, my main, I'm, like, I just grow so slow on my main. It's, like, I've been at, like, 1.9. Yeah, but it's always been steady. It's been... Yeah, it has been steady, but it's just, like, I've never had, like, like, I've always just been slowly climbing. Like, I've never, like, shot up ever. I remember, like, a month ago, we were both at 1.8 mil, and then you went to 1.9, like, in a month, so... No, but that's the thing, is that, like, I, um...
What does well on TikTok is original content. Your videos do so good because you don't just follow trends. You are original. You're funny. People enjoy watching you. I'm not like that. I can't just set the phone up and be funny. Most women aren't funny, though. Hot take. Here's the thing. I will say, Harper's one of the most funniest people. Harper is. That's the thing. I
I can't come up with original. I've tried. I've been like, I want to start posting original videos like without just like music in the background. - Oh my gosh, I already know somebody's going to be off in the comment sections. - With what? - I'm so funny. I'm a woman. It's a joke.
take it if you're funny you'd be able to take the joke but yeah anyways so harper thinks she's falling off of tiktok which is not true i don't know somebody help her she just can't achieve to get a video less than a million views no but seriously you know that'd be harper oh my gosh it would be genuinely harder for harper to post a video to get less than a million
than it is for her to gain a million. Wait, I posted one of me and Kate and it didn't really blow up. When? Today. No, I just checked. It's already at over a million views. And it's an ad. It's over a million views already and it's an ad. How many views is it at? How long has it been up? It's at two.
Your phone? Yeah. Wait, am I tripping? Okay, I'm like fact-checking myself now. Sorry, guys. I know y'all probably hate it. The video's at 1.2 million views in four hours. And it's an ad. It's an ad. Harper. How many likes? 200,000. Does it matter? 220,000. Dang. Charlie DesRoges.
I posted a video two hours ago. It's at 40,000 views. I posted a video yesterday. It's at 20K views.
Oh, that's embarrassing. Seriously, like at least we're getting views. Like it's like, it's not like, I don't think you've posted a video that hasn't gotten under a hundred views, which is good or under a thousand. My Facebook mom is getting a hundred views. My mom's Facebook has 300 likes. Have y'all ever had a, um, what's it called? Have y'all ever had a, um,
That is an accomplishment for mom, first of all. Yeah. Oh, no. When I see Facebook moms with 300 likes, I'm like, oh, they're popular. Yeah. They are popular in their town. Yeah. No, and like other like, not influencers, but other people that post videos and they get over 100 likes. I'm like, wow. No, but anyways, have y'all ever had an account that's gone viral before?
before this remains. Me too. So I had a Preppy account. I had a really cool Preppy account that I... You had a Preppy account? Yes. And you know the ones where you show. But mine was Psycho. I had a Psycho Preppy account. Oh, I'm sure it was. Where I put acrylics on my toes and I was like, hey y'all. And I was like, let's show my toe acrylics. And they all popped off and they got 32k likes. And I was like, I was like crying. I was so happy. It was crazy. Okay. My mom actually, besides my mom's Facebook account,
She actually low-key does good on TikTok. Yeah, her TikTok. My mom's made videos like 4 million views on TikTok. Dang. So when I was, in 2019, before Cash and I started dating, and I wonder if people remember this because, okay, so back in 2019, my best friend and I, the one that's Cash's cousin, her name is Haley, so people know her name. Her name is Haley. Haley and I had made a TikTok account together called Kate and Haley, and we grew it to like
50, 60,000 followers. But because we didn't live together and we so were like in school and stuff, we could only film together like on the weekends and stuff. So our whole weekend was just like us trying to come up with videos and it wasn't fun. And like stealing things? Yeah, like shoplifting and making
- We need TikToks, those were our hobbies. - No, and so we- - What's up guys, welcome back to another TikTok. Today we're gonna be stealing from Dillard's. - And so we were like literally fighting so much. It was like tearing our friendship apart. So we quit making videos 'cause we were like, this sucks. - For the people that didn't watch the podcast that Kate admitted this,
Kate stole lots of things when she was in freshman year. Y'all need to understand that this was before Jesus was in my life. I'm serious. My life before I found the Lord was like psycho. So that was before Jesus. A lot of crime. I grew up in a church. So I'm like, I've always been a Christian. But sometimes I doubt his existence. I feel like everybody does. Where you're like,
I don't know, like, because I was at church camp, so I'm being very holy right now. But like, I feel like people, some people are like, not all Christians are all so like, like put together. Yeah. People think that, but they're not like, sometimes they're like, they're mad at God for doing this, but he does it in the long term. You know, and it's like, yeah, so it's so weird to think about, you know, and it's like a lot of but there's a lot of
On social media, when you see like Christian creators and stuff, a lot, just most people don't show the bad. Yeah. So it's like, it's discouraging in like real time whenever like you feel like. You're like, why is God not helping me? Yeah. It's just, I don't know. It's just discouraging in real life when all you see is like these perfect Christians who have this perfect life. It's just like. It's just for the gram. Yeah. But yeah. Anyways. Anyways, out of that sadness or holiness. Holiness? No, I felt a little.
Bergen. What is it called? Bergen? Yeah. Bergen. Bergentown. No. Have y'all watched Trolls? Because I love Trolls. Bergentown? No. Have you not watched Trolls? You kind of look like the redhead one, though. Uh-uh. You better get out of here right now. No. Poppy? No, I'm saying if we hung you upside down and hairsprayed your hair. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is anybody else excited for the new Barbie movie, though? Me. Let's hear it. Not me. I'm not. You're not? I'm not excited for that. No. Bro. You kind of look like Ken.
In a bad way. What? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, but like Ken in the movie, he's not a good fit. It's Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds. Wait, isn't the new Barbie movie like rated R? Is it? I think so. No. I don't think it's like an actual, what you would imagine a Barbie movie is. It's like, but I'm excited to watch it still. Like I'm. Wait a minute.
You're not 18. I am. Oh, okay. I was just... Okay, I'm wrong then. Never mind. No, I think it's like PG-13 or something. And I'm 14, so... Well, I hope it's not like... Have you ever been kicked out of a movie theater? Yes. Actually, did you sneak in there? Have you ever skimmed? I movie hop. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's a criminal detective.
I'm not a criminal. I'm a good person. Do you steal soda from fountains after you said you're just getting water? Yes. Oh my gosh! No, that's actually crazy. I've never done that. My mom, me and Madden, we were like eight. We were like, think about going for it. She's like, nope, that's stealing. And we were like, yes, ma'am. It's like you're supposed to pay for that drink. So you movie hop? I mean, I movie hop. I've only done that drink thing once, though.
so oh i'm not i'm not that bad no i'm sure i mean i we when i was younger me and my other hooligan friend who movie hopped hooligan yeah yeah y'all movie hopped oh wait this one time this one time me and um i mean me and hayley wanted to go see a rated r movie so we movie hopped and we were when y'all be movie hop do you watch one and then go watch another or do you buy a ticket you buy a ticket and you go you go sit for like five minutes and then you go to the movie to the movie next
And then start hopping around. And so, yeah. So we wanted to go watch this rated R movie, but we couldn't. So we lied and told her parents that we were going to see this movie. And then we like snuck into the rated R movie and the workers came and you know, they're like 16 year olds and they were just not happy with us. So they were like yelling at us to get out. And so I was like, watch this. And we called her dad and it's like 10 o'clock at night. We made him come watch the movie with us. I literally was so mad at these 16 year olds for doing their job. Wait, you're allowed to watch it with your parents? Yeah. Your parents can be there if you're,
Your parents can be there to rate an R movie. Yeah, you just pretty much need like... I didn't know that. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I got kicked out once too. I did that. Like, when I told you... I bought like...
Like, I was... But I was 16. I was 16. They still wouldn't let me watch the rated R movie. Right? Like, you were living on your own at 16. I probably shouldn't have been watching the movie anyways. But I bought the ticket and then I went to the other one. Dang. When I tell you my mom was so mad after she found out that we movie hopped because my freaking sister, Reese, and her friend Ashlyn...
They literally told my mom about us movie hopping. I was like, y'all were too. So I'm trying to convince my mom. I'm like, mom, they were doing it. Shut up, Harper. You're going to go get a spanking when you get home. I'm like, what? Mom, like, I don't get spankings anymore. So, yeah.
I don't get spanked. Apparently you do. Who tattles on something they're doing? Exactly. No, that's literally the most sibling thing ever. Like, that's some crap me and my sister would have done. Oh, me and Cash did not really tattle on each other. Oh, yeah. I remember this time when we were outside. There was a few times, but it wasn't like often. No. Because usually we were doing it together. Yeah. There was this time. It was normally my sister tattling because he's right. We were doing everything together. But there was this time.
I got super mad at Matt and I was like nine or 10. He's like 11. And I cursed at him. And he did instantly. He said, he stopped yelling at me. He got so happy. And he was like, I'm going to go tell him
And he was so happy. Y'all are 9 and 10. Of course he's going to get excited over that. The second I cursed, his face lit up. And he starts running inside. Because I had won at that point. Yeah, he won. And he starts running inside. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. And he runs straight inside. He's like, guess what Cash said? Guess what Cash said? And then he tells him. And then you know what you said? What? You started saying that I said the same thing. Probably. And I was like, no. He said it first. Lying. Yeah, no, I definitely probably did lie. But...
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