A SHAOLIN TODDLER SCALDER RETURNS TO THE HOOSEGOW.
IN THE BRONX, A MAN OPENS FIRE ON COPS IN A HOUSING PROJECT STAIRWELL, THEN BLOWS HIS OWN BRAINS OUT.
MEANWHILE, THE MAYOR GIVES A SPEECH JUST FIVE MILES AWAY SAYING THE CITY IS SAFER THAN EVER.
SPECIAL GUEST - "NEWS WHORE" MANDY STADTMILLER
