AN EX-COP, TURNED PIMP, REARRESTED FOR VIOLATING HIS BAIL AFTER POSTING JAY-Z LYRICS ABOUT PIMPING AND HANGING OUT WITH WHORES AT HOT-SHEETS HOTELS.
THE POLICE COMMISSIONER RETIRES AMID A SCANDAL AT NYPD AND PROTESTERS CALLING FOR HIS HEAD.
AN IMAM IS GUNNED DOWN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH HIS AIDE IN QUEENS, AND THE NYPD IS INVESTIGATING IT AS A HATE CRIME.
WITH GUEST DUSTIN CHAFIN.
ALL TRUE STORIES. ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. ALL COMMENTS INTENDED AS SATIRE.