J Balvin: “You have that super resting b face”
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because I didn't know you weren't wanting to come. - I did. - You wanted to come? - Yeah. Hi guys, SeatGeek loved my last ad so much that they decided they would do another one with me. I know you're probably shocked. I'm a little bit shocked too.

So SeatGeek is amazing. I love them. I'm excited to use them because I want to go see Beyonce. And you can use SeatGeek to find all these types of tickets to a lot of things like Beyonce, sports, all the fun things. So what you're going to want to do is make sure you use green. Look for green when you're searching because green means cheaper. It's good. Green means go. Red means expensive. You can do red too if you want, I guess.

How are you? Good, you too. How many children do you have?

How many kids do you have? Bingo, two. Dos. Yeah. Okay. ¿Qué te parece tu podcast? ¿Te gusta? What do you like about having kids? Maybe. I'm saying what you think about your podcast, if you like it. Oh, okay. Well, I've never heard the word podcast in Spanish before. Is that a... It's the same. I think it's going, it's going lovely. I like your face. Thanks, cute.

Thank you. I feel like we kind of look alike. You think? Do you think we're like related at all?

I don't know. My grandma speaks Spanish. Well, she spoke it when she was alive. Oh, okay. So my grandma speaks Chinese, so I'm Chinese. Her last name was like Alvarez. Alvarez? Yeah, so I think that she's... And that means that you're Latina because of that? Yeah. Can I see your smile? Oh, no. Please? Absolutely not. I think our coffee is here. What coffee did you get? It's a decaf. Decaf? What's the point of drinking it then? Because I get too high. Who's the person who just brought you the coffee? I think it was your team.

That's not my team. Yeah. No, the guy who just handed it to you. Who's he? Oh, he's... Thank you so much. He works with me in the management team. That's great. Yeah, but he's also a great friend of mine. He does what? He doesn't work for any money? He does work for money. But he works more for the love. Oh, so you don't pay him well? I pay him well. Do you do your job for the money or for the love? When I started, I was thinking about the money. Oh, but now you love it? If I told you the reason why I started doing music, then you're going to understand.

It was a moment that my dad went bankrupt. Oh my God, that's really hard stuff. So I was like, I need to do something to help my dad. How old were you? I was like 16. I wanted to find a way to help my dad. And I was like, well, I think I'm good doing music. So I think this is the way I'm going to get the money for him and help him from the bankruptcy is doing music. So I think if we go straight up for what I wanted...

It was to help my dad, so yes, money involved on it. When you do something good, the money will come. Not always. I don't feel like I was doing anything bad before and money wasn't just coming. Is the money coming for you now? Yeah, but it's like... How much money you're getting now? How much you're making monthly? A good amount. You're 36 and... You think I look like I'm 36? Yes. I can see that. You look like you're 73. How old are you?

I forgot to look that up before I came in here. What made the difference? How old do you think I am? 40. 40? Am I wrong? Yeah, you're wrong. How old are you? I'm not 40. How old? I'm 38. I'll tell you one of the facts that I looked up. Said you like tattoos a lot. My first tattoo was when I was 12. You had a tattoo when you were 12? Yeah. Do you have Batman on you? Yes, I have Batman here. Did you get that one when you were 12? No, I have it like eight months ago.

You think Batman is related to being a kid? I do. Oh, and I see Mickey Mouse. Yeah, I also have Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Yeah, but it's kind of drunk. It's different. What's happening to Mickey Mouse? He was like hangover. Did you decide that? You were like, oh, I want Mickey Mouse and I want him to look like this? Yeah, absolutely. What about your arm? What happened with my arm? There's more Mickey Mouse. Yeah, this is like a skull one. Yeah. I just picture if like if Mickey Mouse was dead.

Why would you want to picture that? Because I want it to be ready when he dies. Who sits around and thinks about that? Do you not work a lot? Do you have a lot of free time on your hands? I don't. I don't. I can tell. I mean, I... No, what I'm saying is that I have a lot of time to work. No, you have a lot of free time. I don't have free time. Why would you... Yeah, you're just... What do you think I'm going to do after this? Probably go get more tattoos of Mickey Mouse. No. After this, I'm going to go... Wait, now you're going to go cancel that...

After this, I'm going to go listen to Better Musicians. It's fair. Yeah. There's way too many Better Musicians. A lot. There's no Better Podcast. There's no Better Podcast? No. Are you sure? Yeah, this one's really, really good. What about the... Is it Jake Paul? I don't... The podcast, right? What's the name of the other one that is like the bald guy? Rogan? Never heard of these people, so obviously... Oh, so you never heard about them? No. You don't know about Rogan and you don't know about Jake Paul? No. No.

I didn't even know about you though. I like that. I saw your name and I was like, I feel like that's familiar. So I searched you on Spotify. And I was like, oh, okay, I've heard him. Do I have like good numbers? Not your numbers. I just like played a song and I was like, I've heard that song. You heard that before? Yeah. Some of the songs. Yeah, like one of your songs I've heard a lot. I feel like it was really popular. Okay, one. Yeah, do you have more that are popular? I think I have a couple.

I just thought the recognized the one. You look like you don't know how to dance. I don't. No, I'm just kidding. I'm really good. You know how to dance? Yeah, really well. If I like I'll perform a song for you now, would you dance for me? No. Come on, let's do it. Never mind. I take that back. I'm really bad. I can't dance in all honesty. You do know how to dance. No, absolutely not. Okay. No.

What if I invite you to go out with me? I wouldn't dance. So it would be just like sitting down and just like watching me dance? We call it perreo. Say perreo. I won't say that. Perreo is like grind, you know? Like you're grinding, you know? It's just like...

I'm definitely not doing any of that. Say you don't like perreo. Okay, perreo. Your grandma is Latina, supposed to be Latina. You're supposed to know how to say perreo. She died. She can't teach me anymore how to say that word. And I also don't really like the meaning of that word because I wouldn't do that. You're like... I don't dance. Like you never, like when you dance, like you never have a guy like grinding you? Oh my God, no. Like, you know, like going like this and tra, tra. Okay, I can't even look at you. Are you done? Tra.

- Can I go to your side and dance for you? - Absolutely not. - Why do you have a bruise on your arm? - 'Cause I bumped it. - With what? - Is this my interview or yours? - I think that I'm taking over your interview. - I think you kind of are. I bumped into like a wall or something, I'm assuming. That's what it looks like. - Were you drunk? - No. - So how you don't know what you bumped with? - Because I get bruises all the time. I'm anemic. Are you judging me for being anemic?

No. Yeah, it sounds like you are. You don't even know what that is, do you? No. What's that? It's not that bad, so you don't have to feel bad. Can you say it again? Anemic. Mimic? What do you say? What's the word? Anemic. Oh, you suffer from anemia. Anemic, right? It's anemia. Yes. And that means that you forget things? No, that's not. So why are you saying that you don't remember what you bump with? Because you have anemia. Yeah.

That's not like dementia, it's anemia. I know it's anemia, but what? You say you don't remember when you bumped your head or you bumped your arm. I get it, I get what you're doing. I mean, did you bump your head or did you bump your arm? Have you seen Maluma, the artist? No. You know him? No. You should know who Maluma is. Sing one of his songs. There's too many, he has too many hits. Sing one of the hits that I would know. Hawaii. Hawaii.

Are you like pretending to, what are you doing with your hand? He's like, he's like a handsome motherfucker. I've never heard of him. But he's like the, like a handsome, he's like the, like a handsome guy. Like a hot guy. What's his name? Maluma. How do you spell that? M-A. Yeah, go look for him.

M-A-L-U-M-A. Maluma. Oh, that's one word. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small one.

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which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. Oh yeah, he's pretty good looking. I said that we look alike. You think we look alike? You and him? Yeah. He looks like, um...

The guy from One Direction. Like a little bit. Who looks like the guy from One Direction? He does. People say that I look like Liam Payne. You? Oh, you do. And he looks like the other one. I don't know, but that picture is too old. That's the Oma Luma. You have to see the updated version. He looks like Zayn from One Direction. He looks like...

So he looks like Saint and I look like Leon Payne? Yeah, I see that. That's true. You do look like Leon Payne. So we're a boy band then? You are. Do you guys sing together? We have two songs. That's so cute. Yeah. How adorable. You think it's adorable? Proud of you guys. I saw you in a concert. You weren't dancing. I know. I don't know how to go to public things and do anything else. So if you go to a place where you're supposed to dance and you don't dance, don't go. No, but I want to. In my head, I want to dance.

I just don't know how so I don't do it. So you go to one of my concerts you're not gonna dance? Oh no, definitely not. So don't go? Okay fine, geez. I mean what's the point? It's fun, I'm having fun. But you have to show yourself. I can still have fun without people thinking I'm having fun. So you have the bee resting face? No, I just have the... Super bee resting face? Probably, if that's what you think, J, Jose...

-Jose. -Balvin. -Jose. -Okay, don't correct me. -Of course I have to correct you because I want you to be better. People that are looking at these podcasts right now, they'll be like, "She's not saying the name the right way." She don't like Latinos. And you're in a Latino place. -I'm gonna call my cousin right now. -Ask her, really, if your family has Latin roots. Hey, how are you? Good. How's everything? -She doesn't know who you are. -It doesn't matter if she doesn't know who I am. My name is J Balvin. I'm a Latino artist. What are you looking for?

What's up? Oh, good. Listen, she's saying that she has a Latino side. Is it true? Where? But where are they from? Where we're from? So my grandfather was from a city. Where was grandpa from? She doesn't even know where your grandfather is. Sonora? Okay, now we're talking. Okay, you have the Latino side. Thank you so much. Muchas gracias. Un beso.

Gracias. Un placer. Bye. Okay. Sonora, Mexico. Yeah, if you have your Latino side. Okay, thank you. So do I have a... Thank you. It's real, certified from a Latino that I'm telling you you have your Latin side. You're part of the Latino gang. Say, I'm Latina gang. I'm what? It's a cool way to say that we're like a family. Okay. I'm part of the Latina family. Latino gang. Latino family. Latino...

So you still want to go out with me? No, oh my God. That's what you said when I got here before when... I never said I wanted to go out with you. You said like, hey, what's up, Jose? I want to go out with you tonight. I'm busy, I'm taking to a club. I'm like, I can't do clubs. Yeah, I know because you don't know how to dance. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, I won't be... That would be so bad for everyone. I'd be having fun, but no one could tell. What does it feel to be famous?

Ask yourself. I'm not famous. I'm not famous either. Oh, look at two of us. Why are people recording you right now? If you're not famous. Oh, yeah. Maybe they like the outfit. I'm sure that's it. They're like, oh, look at this random guy with an outfit. With a pink hair. It looks different. Do you like being recognized? It makes part of the job. Yeah, I do. Do you like talking to people? Yes, I do love people.

And actually, I don't have bodyguards. Yeah, I noticed that. None of the people you came with were very large. I don't have bodyguards. I hate bodyguards. They didn't look like they could help you at all. I mean, nothing against bodyguards, but I don't like bodyguards. Why? Because I'm good with the people. But what if they try to, like, attack you? What are they going to attack me for? I'm from Medellín, Colombia. So they're not taking you. No one's going to take you. I mean, what I'm saying is, like, we were raised in a place that was super hectic 40 years ago. We grew up.

on a really dangerous environment. We got sadly used to that crime scene at that time. It's not anymore, it's the safest place in the world. I can take you there, you'll be super happy. It's way more safe than LA, facts. But I grew up in a way that I feel safe everywhere.

Because I'm a good person. I try to be a good person. You try? Yeah. I feel like there's power in numbers. I think you should have more people come with you. That means that you're more powerful because you have more people surrounding you, taking care of you? Yeah, definitely. What do you mean? That's like so easy and obvious. No. Thank you. Thank you for picking such a quiet place to do this at.

I appreciate that. That was really low key too. I mean, that's the Latino vibe. Everybody's happy. Everybody, you know, with their cars, showing what they have in a humble way. So let's go back. You think someone is gangster because they have more bodyguards? Yeah. No, I don't know. That's dumb. I just don't think you look like you're very tough.

I don't want to look tough. Yeah, you look like someone that people might come up and take stuff from. Like, I wouldn't be intimidated. So, there's no reason why they're going to be intimidated. I know, so you're not intimidating, so people are going to come rob you. Because I feel like you think they see me like, oh, there's nothing to steal anyway. I got my G-Shock. I got no expensive jewelry on me. You don't use expensive stuff? I can afford it. You can't?

You can't afford to wear expensive clothes? I can't afford a G-Shock. You're used to like have like see guys with diamonds and things like that. I love them also, but I don't have. Yeah. Yeah, because you don't have bodyguards. So you can't have those. Because I don't have money. Huh? So if money is related to bodyguards. No, I don't think it's related to bodyguards. No. Don't try to. So you got to be someone to have bodyguards. Yeah. And you're not someone. So yeah, if I don't have bodyguards, I'm not someone.

I like that. I take that. That you're no one? Mm-hmm. For my family, I'm everything. Your family? Like your son and your wife? Yes. Why do you keep talking about my wife? Why are you so jealous? I'm not jealous of your wife. I can see it in your eyes. Actually, that's a lie. I am very jealous of her, but not because of you. I think you're thinking like you've imagined like you're caught on me, right? You're not my type at all. Why I'm not your type? Because I'm sorry. My type is not you.

If we look alike. Yeah. And you love yourself, right? Debatable. So that means that it's debatable that you like me sometimes and you don't. Yeah, but you're not my type. Like, I'm not into. But, like, what do I have to have to be your type? You're kind of old. I'm not. You're pushing 40. Yeah. No, I'm 38. That's pushing 40. Still 38. I'm still young. Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. So that's the reason why, because my age? Yeah, I feel like you could be my dad. How old is your dad? Oh, he's like 73. 73? Yeah. 73 against 38? Are we close to be... You could be, kind of. Could be your dad. Okay, but you do feel like you give very big brother vibes. You look like my uncle. You want to try the Colombian coffee? No, you already drank from that. You're being racist. We already...

said we were a part of the Latino... So try, we're family, Latino gang. Show me that you're really drinking it. No, don't be like that. We're family. I don't have COVID. No, you have a... I don't. This is like, this is the way like we show that we're part of the same family. I don't know what you have. You probably have like, no, you probably have like... Look, I'm tasting it. Go. No, no straw. You're part of the Latino gang. You show me that love. It's like when you're drinking with the guys. I don't do that. I don't drink with the guys. What are you doing coffee?

Look, everybody's looking at you like they know, you know what you feel proud to be Latinos, right? Latino gang! So I'm saying that you share coffee with me that makes part of the Latino gang, right? Right? Try it. You got the whole Latino culture here. You don't want to go out games here. Try, try, try that. Try. Go a little bit. A little bit. Yes. It's Colombian coffee. Gotta go higher.

Can I get your hat? I want to get your, yeah, please. Let's make her feel like real Latina, that way she engages the moment, okay? Yeah, thank you, my queen. Okay, now you got the Colombian hat. Do I have another one for me? Can I use that one? Yeah, let me use that one. Okay, okay, this one. Now we both, you know, more Colombian than them, you know? Thank you for that. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Drink it.

Yeah. Oh, you drink that or you drink aguardiente? What's that? Aguardiente without... Okay, so let's do this. You don't share my coffee, which is okay, but you drink aguardiente. What's that? It's a hot water. We call it hot water. I don't feel like it's hot water. It is hot. I mean, it's alcohol. Oh, okay. See, that's not water. So, yeah. So, can you try? Me and you, we cheer. Okay.

Cheers. Yeah. Okay. That's super aguardiente. It's from Medellin, Colombia. There you go. Okay, like that. Okay, okay. Oh, my God. You see, so this is aguardiente from Colombia. Let's go.

This is not my product, but it's from my agent in Colombia, so shout out to my agent in Colombia, okay? Your product? Or are you just trying to like... I'm not selling my product. It's a product from my country. I feel proud of it. But you have a product. You just mentioned it. No, I have different products. Yeah. Like my New Jordans. Have you had them yet? No. Okay, I'm going to show you them. Wait. You don't even know how to open it. Oh, no, he needs help. What did you say? Nothing. It's a special moment, like...

Why you bring a lemon like it was tequila? That's like a lot. Maybe I'll have a sip of it. No, no, no. So we go like, you go, it's like up, down, center and in. Okay, it's like go like up, down, center, in. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Okay. Up, down.

One shot, one. No, the whole thing. The whole drive, boom. - I don't like that. - Wow, guys, what you think about that? Is it disgusting? - It tastes like alcohol. - So you wanna try the coffee then? - Yeah, I'll take the coffee. - Okay. - Thank you.

- Hey! Now she's inspired by the Latino again. There you go. Welcome to the family once again. - Thank you. - You look super hot with that hat. - Don't call me that. Don't call me that ever again. - I told my wife that you're beautiful. - Don't do that. - She don't have no problem when I say someone is beautiful. - That's great. I'm glad she's so... - Are you getting like a whole blush? - I had put blush on. I'm not blushing. There's a difference. - Look into my eyes. Let's have a competition like looking in your eyes. Let's have the competition.

Okay, me and you right now. Look at me. I can't. Yeah. Look at me. I'm trying. One, two, three. Don't do that. What are you doing? You like made a little kissy face. That was weird. No. Don't do that again. I didn't like that. Thank you for that. I drink alcohol. It goes through to my breast milk. Oh, so your baby's going to be drunk. I didn't drink that much. Drunk babies. Yeah, probably. I think that's probably what happened. So I don't drink a lot of alcohol. But why are you still giving them milk? She's one.

That's enough. No. Yes. No, two. No. Yes. Do you need to look up the new CDC recommendation? It's two. I think it's enough. I think you're not educated enough to say that. I saw my wife doing the whole process, but she didn't do it until she was two. Well, it's recommended until two now. It's recommended, but you don't have to. You don't have to, but you do it if you want to.

And you like it? It's still good for them. You like it? Do I enjoy breastfeeding? No. Like, yes, no, yes. Is it a yes or is it a no? Yes. You just want to look like you're a mom, like the perfect mom? No, that's not. Because you really honestly know you don't like it. No, I mean, no, it's a good bonding moment. I cannot wait for her to be two and it be done, but it's good for her.

You have a lot of opinions about breastfeeding for someone without boobs. Well, the last time I breastfed someone, I don't remember, but... Were you breastfed as a baby? You look like you were. Like I was? Of course I was. That's not of course. Your mom could have used formula. But you give off the vibe that you were breastfed as a baby. I think I might quit when I was one. I bet you stopped when you were six.

I mean, you want your kids to be like 16 years old and still like on your breast? No, that's why I will stop when she's two. Have you seen Game of Thrones? Yeah. You remember the kid was like 16 and was still getting milk from his mom? Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. You want that? No, I said I didn't want that. I have to remove this hat. So until your son is what, eight? I have two daughters. Why are you taking the hat off? I just was worried that I looked ugly.

You still look so beautiful. Okay, don't say that. I wasn't fishing for a compliment right there. Your eyes shine like a diamond, like the Rihanna song. I think this one is bigger. They look the same. I think they're exactly the same hat. Are we friends? Me and you? Yeah. You text me every week. We're friends. About the podcast. Yeah, but maybe after this, you're going to love me so much. You're going to be like, you know what? Thank you. Such a great vibe. Latino game forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time you have a Latino on your podcast, first time you have a reggaeton,

I think it's a special moment. Yeah. Because maybe all the guys are going to, you know, my boys are going to want to be in your show. Do you have a lot of boys? I have a lot of friends. I have a lot of peers. Peers? Yeah, they're peers. Yeah. When you start growing up in this industry, you know, it's not a lot of friends. Not a lot of friends. You're friends with your manager? Yeah, I really get along with him. And actually, he's Rihanna's manager also. He is? Yeah.

He should hook you guys up as friends. No, because you cannot force no one to be friends with someone. That's true. You gotta be at the right moment. If she wants to be my friend, I would love to be her friend. You would love to be my friend? Rihanna's friend. No, but what about me? Sure. I want to be your wife's friend. You want to be my wife's friend? Yes. Okay, I'll give you her number later. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. You think I can kiss you in the forehead? Ew, no. No.

Because I see you like, now I see you like a daughter. Yeah, I'm glad you do. No, not like a daughter, just like... Like a little sister? I see you like a brother. Kind of. Yeah. Can I give you a kiss in the forehead? No. That'd be so weird. You have something against Latinos? We just, you just initiated me into it, so... Okay, but like, you have problem, like, give you a kiss in the forehead? No, that would just be really, like, weird if that happened. Yeah, like, that'd be super awkward, I feel like. Yeah.

Meanwhile, who's the latest famous people you just talked to? I've talked to a lot of famous people. Oh, really? Now you're like the thing? I talk to a lot of famous people. Why? I like people just like you do. But who was the last famous people you talked to? I just talked to Offset. To Offset. I love Offset. Yeah, he's really nice. Great person. Great artist. Great artist.

I was in his music video. People are like, she looks so bored. Having fun. Do you do any sport? No. It looks like. Do you do any sports? You don't look like you do. I go to the gym every day. You don't look like you go to the gym every day. I do. You should probably go more. Do you never go to the gym? Do you like to tell people that? I'm saying if you go to the gym or not. Oh, do I go to the gym? No, of course not. Yeah, you can tell.

Thank you. Still cute. I'm a mother of, don't call me that, I'm a mother of two little kids. Do you think I have time to go to the gym? My wife has the time to do it. Do you have a nanny? Yes. Do you? Yeah. Do you have a nanny? I do. So what's the excuse? I don't know, honestly. I don't like working out. Why not? I just don't. Okay, take a picture. Of you? Yeah. Okay. What is a peace sign? Let me see. Yeah. Handsome guy. You look like you're drunk.

Do I look like I'm drunk? Yeah, you look like you're super stoned. Stoned? Yeah. Why? Because your eyes are like dead and your emotions are like dead and you don't talk with energy. Do I make you uncomfortable? No. I feel like I do a little bit. If it wasn't comfortable, I wouldn't be here. I have enough personality to deal with any type of people just like you. Yeah. You like talking to people a lot? I love talking to people. Me too. Yeah. You think you're smart? No. Yes. Yes.

Yes or no? Yes. Final answer. Why are you smart? I just am. What smart means? What's what? Smart? You just asked me that. Yeah, but what does it mean? Like, what's the meaning of being smart? I don't know. Why are you asking me so many hard questions? It's not hard. Why are you asking me so many... You're saying you're smart. If you don't know how to answer what smart is, so you're not smart. Okay. It means when you really know a lot of things.

I don't think so. There's a lot of people that know a lot of things and they're not smart. Okay. I don't know. What's your definition of smart? To me, the definition of smart is the way you solve your problems. Why do you keep doing that with your jaw? What do you mean? You're just like, why are you doing that? I'd rather to do that than know nothing. That can't be good for you. Why? I think that's bad for you. Though this? Yeah.

It's like unconscious. You're going to hurt your jaw. It's unconscious. I don't think that's good for you. You should talk to a doctor about that. I will. If any doctors are watching this, would you please consult him about that? Because I think he needs help. Dear doctors, if you're watching this beautiful podcast, tell me if I have a real deep problem with my jaw because I'm going like this. Do you do that all the time?

I didn't know I was doing that all the time until you tell me that I'm doing it. Now you're going to notice it forever. You notice that? And you're going to become insecure about it. Only when I'm nervous. You trying to tell me that I'm nervous over here? Yeah. I flew out here this morning to do this. And I leave tonight. I spent like $3,000 on a plane ticket to come here. There's nothing for you. You're getting a lot of money. I still get money. When this episode goes up, I'll make money off of it. So I know I'll get that back. What if I don't give you the clearance?

Then I'm gonna give you an invoice for my $3,800 flight. I can pay for that. Yeah, and for my videographer's flight. I can pay for that too. But only if you don't let me post it. If you let me post it, it'll be good. I'll make it back. We're not gonna give you the clearance. Why? Because I feel like not now. You feel like what? Like, what's the point if I don't give you the clearance? We have a great talk. I will be very mad at you if you don't give me the clearance and I'll just post it anyway.

You're going to post it, yeah, but people don't have nothing to watch. Because you're not going to do it. You can post a picture on Instagram or a video, but it's not going to be a link on YouTube. No, I'm going to post this whole thing, even if you don't want me to. Seize and desist. Yeah, well, it'll be up and then people will have recorded it already. Seize and desist again. But for every one of them, you can't do that. Things live on the internet forever. You try to take this down. It's possible to send a seize and desist anytime, right? No. It doesn't always work. Yes. It doesn't always work.

Once this goes up, once we leave here, I'm posting this even if you don't want me to post it. Oh, you can do it. Yeah. But you're going to look like a scam. I'll live with that. I'll get my money back from it. Can you explain to all your haters what is an industry plan?

I don't know honestly. Because you've been posting that lately on your stories like I'm an industry plant, I'm an industry plant. So like it's like they put a seed in like that was the way you were born. They put a seed on you and they put water on it and just the way you grow up. It's like someone the industry selects to thrive. So me. So you feel that you're an industry plant. I am an industry plant.

So how that works? The industry one day called me. I was at home. So you're saying like the industry like it was like the... I'm telling you the story right now. I'm asking you. Let me tell the story. Like something like... No, the industry is like... The industry called? Yes, exactly. There's no one called that is like, hey, I'm the industry. Yes, it is. Because we all are the industry. You don't know that because the industry didn't plant you, Jose. I'm Jose. Okay. No, Jose. Jose.

The industry planted me and I was going to tell you the story. Do you want to hear it? Okay. Okay. So I was... It's a good moment because you can explain all the haters about your industry plan. Thank you. I got the news right now. Why? Wait, this is going to be the post. Why are you an industry plant? Hi. Thank you so much for taking time to talk to me today, Jose. You're welcome.

So what happened was I was at home like a few months ago and I was just sitting there and I got a call and then I also got a knock at the door at the same time and they were like, hello, we're the industry. And I was like, what does that mean? And they were like, you can't ask any questions. And I was like,

Okay, and they were like you're gonna blow up. You just have to follow our lead and give us 78% of your money that you make from this. Very fair offer. And then they also said that I had to have a very fair offer 75% for them. Yeah, because I wasn't making that much. Okay, so it's like they're entitled to it. And I don't I didn't ask any questions. They just said, you have to give us the next child you have to so. So that's like Illuminati thing. Yeah.

How you can be a member? I kind of but it's the industry instead and they planted me. Is there like a membership for that? I don't know. Like if I want to be part of that like what do I have to do? I don't know maybe the industry will call I'll put in a good word. But you're already big you don't need them to plant you. And they never call me. Yeah because you had to work hard for your fame I didn't. Oh so basically it's like the people that had nothing to do and they become famous. Yes. They're an industry plant because they signed with the devil.

I didn't sign with the devil, but yes. I signed with the industry. You basically are... That's like slavery. No, it's not. They're taking 75% of you. You're like working for them. Yeah. No, it's good. It's a good deal. It is a good deal? Yeah, I can't get out of it and I can't say anything negative about it. So can you say you feel proud of being an industry plant? Yeah, I'm very proud of being an industry plant. Okay, so you have to water you like every week? They water me. Okay. This is them watering me by putting me here doing a podcast with you.

It's a new demographic. Thank you so much for coming late today. I really appreciated when you did that. I didn't come late. You did come late. Are you saying bye to me? I am saying bye to you because it's already time for me to catch a flight. How long has it been? It's been way too long, Jose. An hour? It's Jose. It's J.

It's J Balvin, man. Latino gang. You just have to say your whole name when you tell. I like how you told my cousin, like, hey, it's J Balvin. It's J Balvin. Because she didn't recognize. And she's like, I don't know you. Yeah. Like, who are you? Did that humble you for a second? Absolutely. They don't have to know me. That's the reason why I'm in this podcast. I want people to get to know me and know who I am. All right. Well, now you have my cousin. Hi, guys. I'm J Balvin. If you don't know about me, now you know about me. Follow me on Instagram. I'm J Balvin. Go to my webpage, jbalvin.com.

I listen to my new music. It's out there on Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, Amazon. There's more, right? There's way more. And I'm not an industry plant. Did you think I was going to be like super serious? No, not at all. Like a superstar? No, not at all. So I'm not a highlight? No. And I'm sorry if you wanted to be. It's good. It's great. I mean, is it the first time you have a Latino? It should be like more...

You know, she'll be more happy. Yeah, I'm very happy. Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching the really good podcast. My name is... I don't know what he's saying. No, in la camera. No, in la camera. No, in la camera. No. Well, have a good day, Jose. Jose, I'm trying to end this podcast.

I don't want it. I have nothing to do. You said that I have nothing to do. I don't have nothing to do. What am I going to do after this? I have to catch a flight home to my kids. I can pay for your ticket tomorrow. We can still end this here. I'm sorry to disappoint you, JJ. I just don't want to say bye. I know. But I'll do it for you. Bye. Peace.

Peace, love. And... The pursuit of happiness. And love. No, we didn't say love. Why are you dragging this on so long? Goodbye, people. Thank you guys so much. I just love you so much, man. Don't leave me like this. I have to. I'm so sorry. Again, thank you guys so much for watching this episode with J Balvin. Yeah. I love you. Thank you for that. I love you. Thank you. It's time to say you love me too. No, thank you. You love me. Thank you. I love your wife.

Bye.

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