Ep 123: She’s Not A Naked Grandma, She’s My Mother
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Ants on a log, man. Woo! That's a snack. It's been one week since I ate the string. I pooched my pants and put it in the potted plant. The crumb shot? You took the crumb shot? Let's go! All right. Oh, shit. Hey! What a... That's great. All right. Let it ride. I want to eat a little bit.

I can't. I literally can't. I literally can't. And that's all we get. And that's all we get. And that's all we get. And that's all we get. And that's all we get. But it brought us in. I got a lot of guff. I got a lot of guff a few weeks ago for eating on the pod. Yeah. Yeah, people hate that. Yeah. Well, that's gross. I eat all the time. People hate that. I gotta do it. I'm hungry. Yeah, I eat all the time on the pod. Yeah, and people hate you, Kyle. And people hate you. Step away. Mute the mic. Step away from the mic. I'll lean back from the mic. Eat the mic.

You have to be okay with being hated. Yeah, dude. That's what life's about. That is true. That really is what life's about. I guess so. Wise words. Yeah, I'm cool with it. Also, you can just mute it and then chew and swallow. It's just manners. And then when you are done chewing, then you unmute it and start talking again. You know? Yeah. I'll move it away.

It sounds like the patriarchy. Oh, God. Like, what I'm trying to say is that all these manners, I feel like they were started by the patriarchy. Thank you. Yeah. I'm bucking the system, baby. Yeah. Yeah, dismantle it. Yeah, common decency, but yeah. Yeah, whatever you guys want to do. What?

Yeah, what are manners? Well, that's not... I don't mind that because I don't mind hearing somebody chew. Manners are a way to distinguish yourself above other people. Right. It is. And that's why you guys are so rude? Yeah, rude boys. Call me rude boy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over my chewing. Yeah, I don't mind Durs' chewing sounds. I think they're cool. You know what?

You know what, though? I did have an interesting... This is interesting. This is interesting. New podcast title. I did have a thing the other night. I was out to dinner. Speaking of manners and why we have certain manners. Yes. Let's break this down. Speaking of, speaking of. Dude.

Out to dinner the other night at an Italian restaurant. Yes. Okay. Bucca di Beppo. El Dente. Maggiano's. Had to hit it up. That's amore. And was looking to my right and there was a table of Asian people that were from Asia. Like overheard them-

conversing different language. And when their pasta came, they put their face all the way down to the bowl and just like slurped it into their mouths. Okay. Right. Okay. Love that for them. That's fine. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And then I was like, okay, there's wow. This is how people eat noodles at other places. Okay. Here in the Western world, we're told that you got to like,

twirl it, bring it up to yourself, be very careful, and you're like, why do I not just spoon feed it, like, get way down? You don't got different utensils, though, man. You got base level different utensils because you're going chopsticks first fork. Sorry, what's base level to you? Well, I mean, like, no, one of the things when you have chopsticks and you're eating noodles, it's very hard to, like, bring a bite

up. You kind of have to just keep slurping it. It's a little slippery. It's hard for you. It is. It's hard for anybody. I'm sure it's very easy for them. No, I mean, but that's why you're down there close to the bowl because you just keep slurping it up. I'm sure they're good enough to lift it up to their mouths. Well, admittedly, one of my favorite parts about being in Japan is...

Slurping. Yeah. Get your slurp on. That was Indonesia, Adam. Because my wife absolutely hates when people chew with their mouth open or slurp or anything like that. Pizza, pizza. Or talk with their mouth full and stuff. Talk with their mouth full. Yeah, she hates it. She'll like stop watching a movie or some shit. Pizza, pizza. She'll stop watching a movie? Yeah, if like they're all doing it. Really? She couldn't watch The Sopranos a lot with me because she's like, fuck this. This is disgusting because they're just

always smashing gobble ghoul. Goodbye. Gobble ghoul. Wow, that's really like a stickler. They're always smashing gobble ghoul. Yeah, they're fucking inhaling lasagna on that show. Every episode just smashing some gobble ghoul. Every episode is just lasagna fest. And she can't watch it. So going to Japan, I went to Japan and when I came back, I'm like,

Honey, this is how you eat noodles. This is the polite way to eat noodles. With the udon in Japan, you're supposed to... Lift that shit up, baby. And the louder you are, the more you like it. But it makes sense. It makes sense. It's not even the polite way. So you don't splash everywhere. I love that shit, bro. It's fun. But it makes sense for pasta, too. I'm like, why don't we eat pasta this way? Pasta sauce goes everywhere. I agree, Anders. Yeah.

Who cares? But I'm like, those are the manners there, but we live here, so we have to play by these set of rules. Well, what's our whole manner system? Why do we have to do it like that? Who's in charge of the rules? Yeah, what's our shit? Why do we have to- Yeah, what the fuck? I don't know! Why don't we just, we put a napkin in our bib? Hey, I don't know, Kyle. It was just set up a long time ago to be polite, so you're not bothering everyone all the time. But yeah, do you? Isn't that what we're talking about? I don't know. No.

Wait, what? What happened? Fuck, man. What just happened? What is this attitude? Did I get on computer? I thought that's what we were talking about. I do think it's weird when people get so fucking upset about...

people eating on my like who get nothing bothers me nothing unflappable nothing bothers me you can do anything that is not true dude i one time spiked a deep dish pizza in your butthole and you that really bothers true you didn't like that you did not but yeah but i was acting i was acting

I was acting and I knew that years and years ahead, that would be a really cool moment. That would be a really cool moment. Ultimate comedy bit. Are you guys good when it's like you have a salad fork and then a dinner fork and then a dessert fork and then a soup spoon? Are we good? 100% don't. Do you guys know what's going on with those? No.

No, I do not know ever what's going on. Yes, you do. It's science. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You don't know the little fork is for sound and the big fork's for dinner? Yeah, but guess what? I like to eat everything with the little fork because it makes my meal feel bigger.

Okay. That's dope, dude. I like that. Dismantle. Dismantle. I'm about a dollar every time I said that. I like tiny utensils because that way I take smaller bites and the meal lasts longer and it feels like I ate more. Fuck yeah. I love this. I like a girl with small hands, bro. Well, someone would say those are poor manners. And that's what we're talking about is that someone would say those are poor manners and you don't know your manners and that they're stupid. Yeah.

Yeah, that's correct. That shit is dumb. So I'm going to chew food on this podcast. Correct. I don't suggest you do. People really dislike it. They really dislike it. You're basically doing luggage talk every week. Hey, what happened?

I'll say subjectively, it does not bother me. Subjectively, people talking does not bother me in the slightest. I wonder why. Sometimes you just need a little energy, guys. Like, what is it that people dislike about hearing someone masticate? Honestly, it makes me hungry. And like, I like to eat. That's what it is. Uh,

It makes Chloe absolutely disgusted. She's like disgusted by it. Does she have a stickler? Get over it. And I do it too because sometimes when I'm really hungry and I'm like, if I'm watching, like a lot of times I'll eat dinner in front of the TV and I'm just watching something and I'm just shoveling rotisserie chicken in my face.

Bro, inhaling. Inhaling. Yeah, just like... Stringing all. Just stringing. Oh, dude, by the way, yesterday, it's been weeks since the rotisserie chicken. It's been. I found another tiny string, and when I went to pick it up, it... Pick it up? This bro is sifting. He's sifting. I wanted to pick it up to see if it was the string. Fuck.

Fucking disaster, my guy. Where were you shitting? In my toilet. In my toilet. Okay. This dude is sifting now. This guy's a 49er. Yeah. Well, no. It was hanging off. I didn't feel it come out, but I picked it up. The turd dropped. Stop. Splash. Got all in my face and eyes, and I was convinced I was going to have pink eye. What? What?

Wait, wait, stop. Hold up. Hold up. You sifted your shit. Hold up. You sifted your shit, dropped it, and it splashed back. They don't love you like I love you. Yes. I can't, bro. How'd you know it was in there? Did you feel it again? I don't know if we should walk down this path. I'm leaving. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I didn't sift through. I want that to be clear. There was no sifting through. It's when I went to turn around. I go to flush. I didn't feel it. Wait, turn around? There was a string hanging off the turd.

You said, huh? And I'm like, is that a string? And I went to pick it up and I'm not positive because the string broke right away. Pizza, pizza. And the turd sploshed in the water. And then I got poop and pee water all in my face and eyes. Goodbye.

Like I said, I don't know that we need to walk down this. Okay. All right. Adam, I think that's fine. Have you guys ever picked up your own shit on the ground, out of a toilet? Of course. You have? I hate you guys. I'm starting to hate you guys. Goodbye. What was the case? Why? Why did you do that? Well, if it's – no, the only time it's ever happened is if the toilet's overflowed. What?

And you were like, oh my God, it wouldn't stop. No, no, no, no. I mean, like if the toilet overflowed and then you had to like... What do you do with it? You like put it in your pockets? What do you do with it? No, you put it back in... You know what I mean? I don't know. Yeah, what do I do? I put it back in the toilet, I guess. But you ever had a toilet overflow?

I don't know this is your story where did you put it yeah it's your story I didn't want to walk down this path I didn't want to walk down this path I'm blacking out dude I can't even hear you guys at this point what the fuck are you talking about you guys have all touched your own shit I haven't I haven't that's what I was just no judgment I'm just asking like if people have because you've never touched your own shit why would you even propose that question

It's interesting. It's a dirty job. Like if a toilet overflows, you ain't micro bitch. I guess I am. My girl. Okay. The time that I shit, I pooped, I pooped my pants and put it in the potted plant.

And I put it in the potted plant. You needed to... I needed to reach down my pants and grab that turd and put it in the potted plant. Oh, God. Or else I wasn't going to be able to go on stage. Yeah, that's Mike Rowe. That's a dirty job, but somebody got to do it. So you just had to... I had to do it. I had to do it. But you had, like, a napkin, right? Yeah, I grabbed a bar napkin. Yeah. Yeah. That's different. That's different. I'm not just thumbing. I'm not just with my hands. Kyle is saying he...

He barehanded his... I'm saying bare hands. No, I'm not saying bare hands. I'm not saying bare hands. I'm not saying that, just to be clear. I've just, like, interacted. Goodbye. So it's not... There's no point in this anymore. We can...

But Adam grabbed a bare hand of one to get the string out, right? Okay. Yeah. What was that? The string was hanging. I grabbed the string. In hindsight, it might have been held on until it didn't. Yeah. It might have been. You really did this. I'm not sure if it was a string because you really did this. Yes, because I swear to God, let's walk all of this back. Now let's walk all of this back. Swear to God. And we know how religious I am.

I swear on my mama, on Penny Devine, that I picked the string up. But it's been weeks now, so now I'm thinking, was it not or was it just something I ate that was like stringy that didn't process? What the fuck?

Because it's been a few weeks now since I had the rotisserie chicken with the rope. It's been one week since I ate the string. But I've also eaten multiple rotisserie chickens since then. So did I eat another rope? Oh, shit, Mike.

I think you're eating ropes. I can concur. You eat rope. You eat rope. I think this goes back to your days as a Catholic boy. You're eating ropes. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Damn, bro. Wait, hey, Adam, real quick, just to very quickly change gears here. Whoa. Okay, just whoa. Speaking of Penny Devine. Yep. Naked grandma. What about her? What about her? She's not a naked grandma. She's not a grandma. What? She's not a naked grandma. She's not a naked grandma. That's my mother. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

The girl who plays the girl from White Lotus season two plays the assistant to Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Haley Richardson. Yeah. She had the craziest Penny Devine vibes for me. Oh, really? Huh? Yeah. She just seemed like a young version of your mom. Huh?

Wow, that's interesting. Just because, like, what? He's kind of... Like, really frumpy, has bad style. What are you trying to say about Penny Devine? Damn, son, where'd you find this? No, she was cool. She's a style icon. I would argue to say she's a style icon. She was hella streetwear-ed out. I kind of think she did have good style. Yeah, didn't she? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was anti-style. That's what I mean. I like that shit.

Yeah. What? No, she was rocking streetwear the whole time. Yeah, it's good. It's good stuff. Yes. No, no, no. She was not. Yeah, she was. She was dressed like a bag woman. No, she was rocking like androgynous streetwear. Yeah, I think she was good. I think she was good, dude. Go back. I don't need to get into this. Guys, hands down, I said, while we were watching it, I'm like, they are not doing this poor girl any favors. They're dressing her like a bag of trash. Okay.

Chloe was like, yeah, wow, this style is remarkably bad. We go on the internet. While you're inhaling your chicken. While I'm devouring rotisserie chicken ropes. She looks like a bad lady. Chloe goes on the internet. The internet is all going off on how her poor style and how bad she looks. And then that girl admits, she's like...

Yeah, this is kind of my style. I don't know how to dress myself. Well, she's rolling with it, man. There's going to be haters. No, dude, I'm all in because how often do you discuss the wardrobe of a character on a television show? But everybody talks about her. Well, I feel like women do often. A lot of people do. Here we go. The actor said she purposely dressed herself poorly in order to show her character's sort of confused place in life. Yeah, poorly. Yeah, but the brands were all...

She was wearing like Stussy. She was wearing like Supreme. Yeah, she was all streetwear out. Yeah, she had brands. The stuff she was wearing, you can't readily guess. Yeah, but that stuff's doo-doo. Sorry about it. Well, that's your opinion, but...

It's not like she was wearing... Like Bugle Boy fucking jeans. Like Salvation Army. See, Bugle Boy would be tight. Well, now you're hating on Sal, huh? Bugle Boy jeans. I'm in on that. Focus on Bugle Boy. Got him. She was wearing legit like...

clothing articles. They were just like pieced together in a bizarre way where everybody was like, wait, what the fuck is this person wearing? Yeah, which is a good choice. She had on that like no problemo. Who's that? Aries? I don't know who makes that, but like all these were very specific streetwear brands. And I was like, oh, she's really going for it. She had pieces. I, I,

I fuck with her. And I'm trying to say that your mom needs to start rocking some street wear, bro. That would be epic. Your mom needs to go straight up street wear all the way. Well, see, no, I feel like, to me, I didn't get Penny Devine vibes. I feel like Penny gives, my mom gives more of a, like...

Nucky grandma! Like a sweet woman who's always trying to help, but then is drinking a lot of wine during the entire time. That kind of felt like their character. This seems like her character. She was trying to help her boss, but super drunk. But she wasn't. She was like, my boss, she sucks. I hate helping her.

When my mom isn't like that. I don't think you know your mom like we do. Yeah, true. Adam, can we get a look behind the curtain? Have you ever seen your mom be like, fuck them, fuck people. I'm not feeling them. No. Has she ever let down the curtain of being nice? Blake, can you pose that question in any other way? Right. I don't understand. Even when people are remarkably shitty, my mom is still like, oh, well, he was just having a bad day.

They're fine. So you've never seen your mom be like, I'm over people. No, not really. Really? Not really. That's cool. Your mom rocks. I love your mom. Penny rocks. Shout out to Penny. I mean, I'm sure there's been a time, but that's not like... Yeah, she just never gives in. Because my mom would hit a point, and my mom's pretty sweet, but she would hit a point, like she had a daycare where she would be like...

yo, fuck these kids, bro. Oh, interesting. And is that daycare still open? No, not at all. She's no longer a daycare person. Good. So tell us about the dungeon. You could just really push nice people to the edge.

I just have never seen your mom snap in even the slightest and even the slightest. Those are the scariest snaps, by the way, is a nice person being pushed to the edge. Well, that's when you know you're really fucked up. Which, I mean, she's been that way to me before. Yeah, right. But I've never seen her that way to like...

just a person in our lives. What about driving? What about driving? Somebody cut her off. Is she ever like up yours? Motherfucker. No, my dad is. She gets out and like pulls her shirt up, has a pistol. My dad is like, you fucking dumb fucks. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Road rage. Well, yeah, we know. We know your dad speaking his mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're doing it. We enjoy it every time. That shit's important. I believe my mom's been like, idiot. Whoa.

Oh, damn. She pulled out the idiot? Yeah, I don't know. She sounds like she's got problems, dude. Yeah, she's wild. That idiot. You didn't use his blinker, that idiot. She's got to do some personal work. Well, I didn't see Penny Devine in, other than like they kind of

look a little similar with like a round face my mom has a nice round face i think that it was just like the look yeah i think it might have been the look and the style i can see that i can get that definitely the style definitely the style my mom rocks a lot of supreme and stussy can we post um pictures of of your mom like in college on our instagram because i don't think i've seen penny in college uh

Well, she didn't go to college. Okay, college years. Fair enough. Fair enough. College years. So you're trying to get like early 20s pictures. Yeah, I don't think I've seen Penny like during that era. I bet she was cool as fucking shit.

- Shit. - Rocking street wear back there. - Yeah, she didn't have the poofy hair. At what age? - Did she have big hair? - No, my mom had like 70. Oh, she had hair, like, yeah, she had perm. - Perms are dope. - Perms are dope. - I want one, I've always wanted one. - She had like the flowy Farrah Fawcett thing. - Yeah, but like when she was in her, in the late 70s, early 80s, she had like long straight hair. And then she got deep into perms.

Which, by the way, that's a look, dude. Yes. We all did. I'm still in it. My mom had a perm for a minute. I would love to try that. Can I try that? It's easy to try, right? Yeah. I mean, you'll smell funky for a little while. Oh, really? You might look insane. You can go right now. You can go right now. I'll do it for you. I'll be back. Because your hair is pretty stringy, right? Yeah, Kyle. I don't think you should do it, bro. I don't know if I would. Yeah.

All your hair might just fall out immediately, Kyle. Yeah, maybe. No, that's cool. I'm not going to fight back on this one. That's fair. I'm holding on by a tread. You should get a Brazilian blowout. I wouldn't risk it if I were you. I think you would look fucking rad. Kyle gets a Brazilian blowout and blows his fucking follicles off.

Dude, if you had a mullet that was curly as fuck, I'm on board. Right, right. Like a Howie Mandel look from the 80s? You know what? Actually, yeah, you got to kind of have fun on the way out, right? That's kind of the whole thing is with the hair, have fun on the way out.

On the way out. Yeah, like if my hair's going, my hair's... You're losing your hair. Kyle's not saying he's going to die. Kyle's always talking about how he's near death. So on the way out. No, no, my hair. No, no, I'm talking about the recede, okay? Way out. I'm talking about the recede. I feel like I need to go back and look at photos of us when we were in college in like 1920, 21, that age. Because I remember your hair always being way the fuck back.

I know. It's been receding since then. It's been the joke. That might just be your hairline, bro. Look at how bald I look when I do this. You look handsome. Yeah, you look okay. Hey. Nice.

I feel like my forehead's probably a little bit larger than it was, too. Mine goes back further here. Yeah, I think. Oh, damn. And here. Bigassforeheadclub.com. Yeah, Big Ass Forehead Club. You know what? I'm proud of my forehead. I've earned this forehead. You understand me? I'm a five head now.

Still the forehead. This forehead says, I've been somewhere, I've seen some things. See ya. Let's all get permed. I remember at one point on Wargaholics, like my part started going further back. We all have our original hair, right? All of us have our original hair? Is that right? Original hair? What do you mean? Like none of us have a wig? Like none of us have gotten any work? Oh, plugs? Like as any of us? Adam's like, what do you mean exactly? What do you mean? Yeah, this is what I want to know. Do we have our?

No, I would. I'm telling you, I haven't. But I'm like, if I were going bald, I would just be like, plug me up. Plug the shit out of it. Yeah, plug a rug. Right. That only lasts for a little bit, right? Because if you keep losing your hair. Yeah, I think you have to get it every five or ten years or some shit. I don't know.

Is there something with like if you play basketball, you can't do it because so like I'm basically talking about Kevin Durant and LeBron James. Why are they bald? Just buy hair. Well, I think they do. I think you notice LeBron does and then his body just rejects it. Yeah, it's like, no, it's got to fuck with the sweat. He has too too many supplements coursing through him.

That he had too much testosterone that his body is just pushing those hairs right out. Shave your head, right? Yeah, shave your head for sure. I guess. Everybody wants to see it. Well, thank God as actors. Like Kyle, out of the four of us, you're the...

The one who can lose his hair, it's appropriate that it's – luckily it's you, I would say. Yeah. Out of the four of us. It makes you more respectable. Yeah. Yeah, because a bald director, you're like, this guy's seen some shit. He's gone through it. Right. Yeah. It's a part of the wisdom. But like a bald actor, it really limits your possibilities. You can't play certain roles. You're going up against Michael Chiklis and you're going to lose that battle. Yeah, you're obviously going to lose that battle. You're going to lose that battle.

Who's our greatest bald actor? Greatest? Is it Yul Brynner? Is it Yul Brynner? Great answer. Great answer. Hey, guys, it's The Rock. Bruce Willis? No, it's Samuel L. Jackson, bro. It's Malkovich. Malkovich is the best. Is Samuel L. Jackson? Yeah, he's bald. Yes. Yeah, he's super bald. He's bald.

bald as fuck. Oh, no, it's fucking... Is it Michael Keaton? It's Michael Keaton. It's Michael Keaton. Wait a minute. Hold on. Every actor who's bald fucking rocks. Maybe going bald is the way to go. Yeah. Yeah, because you're wise. Michael Keaton, John Malkovich, Samuel L. Jackson. But they're all old. I'm talking...

It has to be a guy who's within our age range. You want a young, bald man? A 30, 40-year-old man who is bald. Who? What actors out there? They're not there. Like Paul Scheer? Paul Scheer. Paul Scheer. Yeah, Paul Scheer's our best, bro.

Sure. Isn't Brian Husky bald? Yeah. Brian Husky. Yeah, he's in his 50s. Brian Husky, Paul Scheer. Brian Husky, for everybody listening, you would know him as the best test in the West, Robbie. From the very first episode of Work a Small Dicks. First episode of Workaholics. Great actor. Great guy. We fucking love him and I miss him. I believe he is on tour right now with his... Is it their...

There's a sketch group in UCB, New York, way back in the day. It's like him, Corddry. They're called like naked babies. Thank you from our producer. Naked babies. Naked grandma. Naked babies. Corddry. Naked grandma. Corddry also bald. They're on tour right now. Corddry. Corddry. And then who's the tall guy who always does, he plays ADs. He played an AD on our show. Naked grandma. Um,

He played an AD in what? Seth Morris. Seth Morris. Yes. He played the porno AD in whatever that episode was where Adam was like doing CSI porno. Yes. Oh, that's right. And I'm getting wrapped up into a porno. Where I'm just humping different furniture for work that afternoon. That was so good. Mom's ham sandwiches. Yeah. Ham sandwiches. That's a really good episode. And then

And Ders is getting his ass eaten by him. My mommy doesn't do porno. She makes ham sandwiches. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, and I'm getting coerced into doing a porno because I want to be the best actor ever. Yeah, so good. And then Ders is getting his asshole licked by...

And then Dirk's storyline is he's just getting his asshole lit. By the Coast Guard's mascot. Hey, why didn't they let us do the movie? I don't get it. Me in the writer's room, what if I got my boat all licked by a dog? That episode rocks, man. That episode rocks. Why didn't they let us do the movie? It doesn't make any sense.

The code red. Oh, you know, it's funny. Isaac was talking about having the movie release in theaters and I was like, let me rewrite because the first scene is definitely going to be us on the roof comparing our dicks and be like, dude, imagine if this was like in a movie, how big it would be in the screen. And then like shaking it back and forth and like adding bass for like the THX sound and all that shit. That's cool. Dude. I'd be like, hold up. They don't love you like I love you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that would be very cool if it were able to come out in the in the theaters. I mean, that's that would be awesome. I think it's the kind of movie that people would show up for because, you know, you there hasn't been there hasn't been a movie where like you and your dudes go, you fucking smoke a joint on the way to the movie theater. Yeah. Yeah.

and you, you know, buy way too much popcorn and you sneak in a bunch of Skittles and have a party. And then you kiss. Wait, I'm sorry. Banshees of Inisheeran didn't do that for you. Frickin' see ya. It didn't. That one didn't. I gotta see that shit, by the way. No, you don't. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I'm Irish. I gotta see it. Is it Irish? Yeah. Sound off if you would support one of our movies. Hey, feel free to post, uh,

Anywhere you please. Sound off. That you would go to the movie theater to watch a Workaholics movie. Yeah, sound off. Yeah. Sound off in the comments. Sound off. Sound off. If you would like to sound off in the comments. Thank you.

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Hey, should we give that bro exposure who's doing the buzz ball every day to have a part in the movie? But, bro, the movie's not happening. Do you want to talk to him right now? Should we sign off? I feel like this is you. Hey, everybody kind of turn it down. Yeah, we'll turn it down. Blake's going to talk to you. Go for it. We're turned down. So I can have some water or something. Kindred spirits, go ahead. No, it's me, him, and Jesus.

True that. And I've been praying for you, brother. And I got to tell you, man, I know I started the buzzball train. Buzzballs rock. You're on like day 76 of taking a buzzball to get a role on the movie. All right, turn it back up. What? I did not know this. 76? Wait, were you listening? Adam, were you listening to this? Yeah, you shouldn't be listening. Oh, sorry. I'll turn it back down. Let him finish. Let him finish, and then we can come back. Finish your message, Blake. Turn it back down, Adam. The movie's not happening. I love your energy. We're going to find a way to...

To get you on the pod, though. Okay, turn it back up. Turn it back up. What happened? Did you tell him that we were going to find a way to work with him by any chance? You didn't hear anything, but I'll tell you what. I asked if you said that. I've got our second guest lined up, and he's going to be good, dude. He's going to be good. Okay. I don't doubt that. All right. So basically, we're going. What happened? What did you tell him? Shout out to at JSHG. Don't.

So this kid is... Are we back up or down? I haven't been listening. Yeah, we're back up. Yeah, you guys, come back up. All right, I'm listening now. What number is he? 76 days in a row? He's pretty deep, if not 72. He's taking a buzz ball a day.

to get a role in the movie. And I thought it would end once the movie wasn't going. And I'm like, maybe. He needs to take a break. He needs to take a sabbatical. He's hooked. That's how good they are. Maybe the buzz ball got you. Yeah, that's how good them buzz balls are. Maybe the buzz ball got you. Keep sipping them. Taper down. Blake, aren't you doing some top secret work with them? And maybe he could be included in that.

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Maybe if he's a Christian skateboarder, you guys can really hit it off. Yeah, that would be cool. You'll be able to relate to him as a fellow Christian skateboarder. He's got a spot in the buzz ball.

What? Yeah, that's what I'm suggesting. Buzz ball. Add. Add? That's interesting. Is this an ad? That is interesting. That is interesting. That is interesting. Dude, I finally got that shot for my groin. Tell me about it. For my torn labrum, which is in your hip.

That I have a torn... And essentially it's like the meniscus of your hip is what I've been told. And so that's torn. What's a meniscus? What's a meniscus? A meniscus is the ligament in your knee. Okay. I don't know exactly what it does, but I've torn it a dozen times.

But, uh... You gotta get, like, a hospital one. Some kind of a doctor drop. It's so you can move laterally, right? Is that right? Do you have a meniscus in your cock? No, in my hip, homie. It's in his hip. Oh, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip. I'm not saying I don't. Yeah, it's called a torn labrum, and, uh...

So I did this shots call. I think it's PPR or PRP, something like that, where they take they took my blood. Right. And they put it in this contraption. They spin it until the right platelets come to the top. Yeah. Centrifuge. Go ahead.

Oh, get them. God damn. Centrifuge. That's right. And then they take the white platelets and inject it in your hip. Dude, the fucking shot, the needle was this long. It was five inches fucking long. So they got to get it in there. Wait a second. That's five inches? If you're looking at home, it's about as long as. It's about as long as my five inches. Holy shit.

Shit. Five's huge. Wait. Five's huge, dude. Wow. I've never seen a five. Where do they put it? In my hip. In my hip joint. And it was the most painful. And they're like, yeah, you might be a little sore. I, like, can't walk. This was Monday. Today's Wednesday that we're recording this podcast. I, like...

and hobbling around my house. And I have to do this for several more weeks. What are they doing? They're taking your white blood cells in there to try and like speed up the healing process? It's science. What's going on here? Yeah, but I tore it a fucking year ago. So essentially it's supposed to

I mean, yeah, essentially it's trying to make it heal itself. Like make strong blood? Yeah. Like just give like extra strong like secret or the ooze kind of blood. Because I guess your white blood cells are what heals you. Right. Can I get the rest?

Of my white blood cells? Because you're not using the rest of the cells. No, if you're not using the other... Like, you're using the white ones. Can I get the rest if you're not using them? Wait, what happens if you drink white blood cells? What? Probably get strong as fuck. Well, it's just your blood going back into you. I bet you get a tummy ache. Like, what if we took a shot of it?

Like it was like Jaeger and Adams white blood cells. This is why I fucking love my guy. Damn, dude. That's tummy ache central, dude. You think I'd get sick? I think you're getting a tummy ache. Well, it's just blood going back in you. I'm like, and you mix it with Jaeger. You're not supposed to swallow blood, though.

You're not supposed to swallow blood, guys. Since when? Since when, dude? No, what? Since when? Yeah. Tell Angelina Jolie, bro. Wait, I'm sorry. You're not supposed to swallow blood. You can't make me feel like an idiot on that one. Well, what do you mean? Why? We eat blood every day, G. Vampires, they stay doing it, dude. What do you mean you eat blood every day? What are you talking about? Burgers.

Raw burger? Yeah. Dude, this is the fucking liver king over here. Burgers. What do they call it when they don't cook the meat and you still eat it? But there's not blood in the meat. That's fat. No, this is like, yeah, this is you saying I'm taking blood out and I'm going to drink this other human's blood. Have you ever had blood sausage? No.

Blood orange? Yeah, blood orange. But isn't it spelled like B-L-U-D? I don't know. She had a B-L-U-D. I think blood sausage is...

is literal like blood sausage right am i am i tripping well i want i don't think you'd get sick i don't know if it's a great idea that you guys drink my blood because then you would have my superpowers oh he doesn't want to share right yeah i just want your essence okay here you go a blood sausage is a sausage nobody cares filled with blood that is cooked and dried and mixed with a filler until it is thick enough to solidify when cooled

Gross. It's literal blood sausage. That's like Arby's meat, right? Isn't Arby's meat liquid and then they cook it? I think it's Whopper Whopper chicken nugget. Is that right? Arby's is liquid and then they cook it? Yeah, pink liquid. That's so fucking wild. Yeah, your boy...

Fuck, what is his name? Oh my God. Nick something. He's from Omaha. He's an actor. Brian, is it Brian Greenberg? Dennehy. No, I think his name's Nick. Whatever. I did a pilot with him many years ago. Oh yeah, the homie who was in Friday Night Lights. Is that him? No.

No. He was on like the Kinski show, whatever the fuck that was. Kaminsky Method? His family owned a bunch of Arby's. Andrew Rannells. No, different guy. I'm running out of my short list of Omaha actors. No, this is a nice guy. I can't remember his fucking name. He was in the Andrew Payne movie. Andrew Payne? Election. Alexander Payne. Alexander Payne. Election.

Oh, it's Chris Pine. No, not Pine. I think it's Nick something. Chris Klein? No. Chris Klein. No. Kevin Klein. No. Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein. Chris Klein. Okay. Anyway. His family owned a bunch of Arby's and he says that the meat arrives at your plate at the restaurant in a bag. It's Chris Klein. It's Chris Klein. That's not who I'm talking about, dude. Well, he was in elections. Jesus.

I'm not saying he wasn't. Are you sure? What you're saying is true. What I'm saying is there's other people in election and he's not the guy. Goodbye. Shit, dude. That sucks. That sucks for this guy that we don't know his name. I wish it was him. I wish we were getting it right. Popo Sá!

He's going to hit us up. You know he is. He's not going to give a fuck. This is interesting. Dude, he's pissed. He said that bags of liquid meat would show up at the restaurant and then you have to cook the bag. You crack it open and then you shave the bag meat. I don't believe it. It's science. I don't believe it. Now I'm going to Google him. Why don't you believe that?

That seems like the most fast food type shit. For some reason. Also, you notice their meat is weird. You're like, what is this meat? I've never really. I'm going to be in the odd man out here. I'm going to be in the outside. But I never have liked. Even when I ate meat, I never really liked Arby's. Fuck off. Fuck off, mate. Well, their meat rocks. Arby's rules. And if it's bagged meat, that's fucking great. Now, for some reason, people. Oh, is it Nick D'Agosto? Yes. Nick D'Agosto. Oh, dude. I went to high school with him.

You fuck face. You're a fucking moron. Unbelievable. He was a handful of years older than me, so we didn't go at the same time. I knew his younger sister. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Yeah. I hope for...

My bad. Unbelievable. My bad, Nick. Yeah. Yeah. Good guy. Good guy. Good actor. Good guy. Love him. Yeah. Dude. Good dude. Yeah. So he's 42. So he was, I think he was a senior when I was a freshman or something. Oh, wow. He's a young looking guy. Yeah. That's why.

He should have been on the cruise instead of you. He would have looked good in those pictures. Yeah, he would have looked much better. Got out from behind the rope. No, it is amazing. It is amazing how people take care of themselves. How come people are trying to tear down...

Tear down Arby's. I don't like that people are trying to tear down Arby's because I've heard this little like pink goo. I think Arby's is already down there. They got the best icon. They got the hat. They got the best icon. Hey, also tear it down. That bag of goo is delicious. That's not a tear down. Correct.

Celebrate your bags of goo. Okay. I like that. They got the best hat. The best thong. They got the hat. They have the meats. That is true. I've tried to pull that for the board, but it doesn't transfer as well as... Wait. Everybody hold. I don't like it. You've never heard this? I've never heard this, dude.

BK. You've never heard that. What's up? Do you have like a different version or something? Well, I've heard it like 12 times on this fucking podcast, but... It's up there with the other commercial fucking ones you have where it's like...

Diarrhea. Who cares? Mini sirloin burgers. Do you have mini sirloin burgers on there? And I'm a little cowboy. Oh, that was my ringtone for a minute. I know. That's a good one. But you did like USAA. USAA. I'm like, why do we have that? Oh, Blake. That was a long time ago. But that's a football commercial. It's true. It's true. Mm.

Hey, here's a good first date question. Okay. What's your favorite commercial ever?

Oh, Blake. I feel like I have this somewhere in my mind. I know mine. I feel like one that I say often that I feel like flies over people's heads is How to Baby It's a Boy. Yeah, that one's really good. That was a 1-800-COLLECT. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I don't know what it was. I think it was 1-800-COLLECT. Is that right? My God, that was old then. You had to stick your name in as fast as possible.

Possible, yeah. You had to say it as fast as you could. Yeah, so you didn't have to pay for it. Had a baby, it's a boy. Or maybe it wasn't collected. It would have been someone else. It's Bob. We had a baby, it's a boy. Had a baby, it's a boy. Yeah. It's Geico. It was Geico. Geico. What? No. What?

No, it wasn't. I don't think, no, I don't think it was Geico. That's what Todd says. Todd's wrong. Because this was about like, like calling collect and having to like sneak your name in there so you didn't have to pay. I used to do that all the time when I'd be at the movie theater. I'd call my home and be like, they'd be like, say your name with a tone. You go, dad, I'm ready to get picked up. Please. Mom.

Right, exactly. You'd squeeze it in there. Mom, please. I've been kidnapped. Mom, please, I'm outside. It's snowing. Please, I'm outside. No, it is a Geico commercial, a 2001 TV commercial from Geico Insurance. The new baby announcement. Had a baby. It's a boy. Yes, Bob. He had a baby. It's a boy. Right. Wow. Yeah, it is a 90s Geico commercial, or a 2001.

Do you guys remember? I think that Bob Odenkirk was in this commercial where it might have been for Miller Lite where he's like, it's a Trav Shammo mockery or whatever. He's like running for president or something. I'm going to look it up. Chris Kwanzaa Cut? Yeah, well, hey, Blake, pretty iconic. Yeah.

I like the Budweiser frogs. Huh? Yeah. I feel like the commercial might beat that one. It's a tam-a-sham-ockery!

Whoa. Save it. Yeah, we're going to get that at the end. No, you don't remember the Travshamalockery. I'm probably not saying it. Can anybody else describe it besides you? The fact that you can't explain it or you... I know Colin Mockery. Well, is no one going to bring up Volcano Nachos and how it changes a man? Oh, that's one of my favorite commercials. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Did we put that on our Instagram? I wasn't, but...

It's up there. Well, that was like the first time I remember thinking like I've made it because I did this. Well, you were you were directed by Joe and Anthony Russo, bro. That's right. Yeah. No way. Yeah. No way. And it was a Taco Bell volcano nachos. And I was like wearing army fatigues and. And. You're still working together or.

Yeah, you guys still- Yeah, you and Joe. Yeah, we're still really close. Great mid-sequel. I had a conversation with them not too long ago, actually. Yeah, they're good people. Mate, let's get it. Let's get it together. Things are hopping around. How'd it go? Pretty good. They're like, yo, bro, how'd it go? You ran into my car, dude. No, they were like, do you remember that Taco Bell commercial? Like, I was going to forget it. I'm like, fuck yeah, that changed my life. Right. Changes the man. Yeah.

It changed a man. It changed a man. It still walks right into it. It changed a man. Burn! Do I remember it? Of course I do. Did you flip right in? That'd be great. I was like, have you ever been face down in Lava Sauce, son? Getting ambushed by jalapenos? Yeah, Joe and Andrew are like, okay. Cool, dude. Awesome catching up. Cool. Yeah, good convo. Parks, you need validation or what?

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Durst, can you chew into the mic real quick, please? Yeah, if you could just get into the microphone and keep chewing. What is that? Some pepperoncini chips. Pepperoncini chips.

I want pepperoncini flavored chips to be better, but maybe that's because I just love... Nobody asked! I love pepperoncini so much, I think they change a sandwich. I think they can change a freaking sandwich. Pepperoncinis are dope, dude. They're like, are they banana peppers? Wait. No, very different. Are they fucking banana? No. I think they actually are banana peppers, dude. Extremely different. No, they're not. No, they're not. Are you sure? I'm positive. Uh.

No, they're the same. No, they're not. I'll die on this cross. Jesus Christ. I'll be right in the middle here. They might be different, but they're not very different like you're saying. They're very different. Banana peppers are thick. They're yellow. But just like a cucumber is a pickle. I think...

A banana pepper might be a pepperoncini. This is interesting. Best commercial? Are we still doing it? Okay, so they are different peppers, but they are very similar. Okay, here we go. Pepperoncinis measure 100 to 500 on the Scoville heat unit scale. Baby. Where banana peppers are only...

Or zero to 500. So essentially they're the same. They're both super mild. Very mild. I love banana peppers. Yeah, banana peppers are so good. They're my fave. But pepperoncini is also delicious. So do those chips have a little spice to them, Durs, or what? They got a little something, a little kick. That was the end of the bag, so there was a little bit of a...

The crumb shot? You took the crumb shot? The crumb shot. Yeah, Ders took the crumb shot. The crumb shot. Thank you. I like that. Yes, points. Thank you. Best commercial ever. I believe it's Nike. Okay. Nike? Nike?

It's almost not even a commercial as much as they're just showing footage from the Olympics where the dude is running track and he falls and pulls a muscle and his dad comes out. And he's like, you're being a bitch. Is this real or is this fake? This happened in the 80s at the Olympics. And the dad pushes aside one of the officials and gets his son's arm and walks him across. And this was before our time? Was this in black and white or what?

This is a 1977 elevator. Leave him alone. I'm trying to listen to Anders. Just telling you, it's the best commercial. So, because it tugs at heartstrings? Best commercial. And it's better than the Budweiser Frogs? Yeah. Oh, Bud. Okay. Hey, is the longest running... That was a good year, though, the Budweiser Frog. Is the longest running hit ratio jack-in-the-box? Like...

Like the batting average, like the commercial campaign that just fucking rocks? Well, you have Jack, and Jack was a legend. Jack is the guy. He's the guy who worked for Jack in the Box, right? I haven't seen Jack in a minute, though. What do you mean he's still doing it? I thought I just saw some Jack shit. I thought he was like the owner of Jack in the Box. You are correct, Adam. Yeah. What is it? Wait, the owner of Jack in the Box is the guy in the head.

There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, supposedly. At least he was back in the day. Or at least he's the voice of it. Yeah. He started writing his own commercials and was like, I like my show. Whoa, this is interesting. Is he the voice? The guy's a stud. Is he the voice as well? Yeah. Remember when you met me and I had the Jack in the Box thing on my antenna? Of course. That's when I fell in love. Yeah, I remember that.

On your green minivan. Yeah, the pickle. That was sick, dog. I was like, I'm going to be a Californian. I'm going to fit in. Well, speaking of the California raisins, speaking of being old and a lot of the Jim Sears won't know what we're talking about. But the California raisins?

Get real. Are they coming back? But I like that you brought this up. Why were we advertising for raisins and then why were milk commercials so popular? Oh, dude, the raisin thing, yeah, because the raisin was just to try and sell the raisins.

It was... Yeah, and then it just took off. Yeah, what... Where did big raisins go? California. California had a great rate. It went to wine country. They went to wine country. They did it. They peaked. They peaked, and now everyone just... I mean, admittedly, I've fallen off my raisin game. I don't buy raisins the way I used to eat raisins. Yeah, who eats raisins? Fuck... Nobody eats raisins. Well, I used to eat a lot of raisins. What's wrong with fucking raisins?

Raisins rock. I eat raisins at least twice a week. You guys eat raisins? Yeah, raisins rock. You eat raisins twice a week? Of course. You guys both eat raisins? Yes. They're not alone. They're in trail mix. Well, I eat raisins. No, I'm saying straight up box of California raisins. We have them. We put them in our kids' lunch. What's it called? Milkmaid? Milkmaid. No, it's Raisin Maid. Well, it's because you put them in your kids' lunch and you give them to your children. Yes. But as an adult, you're not just buying raisins.

Raisins? It's a kid's food. Raisins is a kid's food. But it goes with stuff, though. Yeah, it fucking goes. Ants on a log, man. That's true. That's a snack. That shit's a snack. Like, how big is your box of raisin at home? You want to see it? How big is your box of raisins? That shit's important.

He's going to go get his box of raisins. If this bro brings out a 40 ounce of raisins, I'm going to be so hyped. What are you going to do? Yeah, be hyped on raisins. Raisins are off the charts, dude. They're good. And to answer your question where the California raisins went, they went to wine country. Okay. You think? They're straight up Napa Valley now? I think they're the Napa Valley raisins right now. I think that's what happened to them.

Oh, yeah. They no longer make raisins for the children. They're like these adults. These millennials need to get fucking crunked up. Yeah, because they're grapes, you know? I get that. That's tight. How big are your raisins? Uh-oh. Here he is. Here he comes. He's back. How big is this? Let's see these raisins. Whip that hair back and forth. You're like a tic-tac. Okay, that's mad small. Okay, come on. That's a little box. Oh, is that not big enough for you? Maybe we go a little bit bigger, different brand. Wait, you've got Newman. You've got multiple brands of raisins?

Oh, is that not big enough for you? Maybe we get the big one out. Oh, wait a second. Is that not big enough for you? Oh, shit, dude. This guy has four different types of raisins. He has four different raisins. It's as big as my head. I can barely hold it up. That's the raisin cake. Damn, dude. You might be the last survivor. Wow.

You really are about your raisin game. That is crazy. That is crazy. By the way, quintessential. Sun made. What did I call it? Milk made? Supreme is going to do some raisins real soon. Yeah, that's hard. And was California raisins sun made raisins? Or was California raisins a different thing? Because when I think of California raisins, I think of sun made. But is that not real, Bam? I don't know.

I think it was just raisins. I think it was an agricultural thing. It was an ag thing. Oh, so it was like brought to you by Big Milk or Big Cheese. It was like just raisins in general, by raisins. Why does that happen? California raisins. Like why would – like why does – Let me look that up. I'm going to see this. It's like when pork – people weren't buying pork, and so it was like pork, the other white meat.

And they get you to be like, maybe we have some pork chops. And guess what? People started buying fucking pork. Hell of pork. Beef, it's what's for dinner. Yeah, it is. Right. Milk does a body good. Another good commercial, by the way, and I sent this to Blake to put on the board and it just never happened, I guess. Cool. Sorry, bro. The Pepsi Ray Charles. You got the right one, baby.

I was like, is this a real song? And it was just about Pepsi. But it was as good as any song I've ever heard. You know what's really legendary about that is in Rookie of the Year, he goes on set with Ray Charles and does that song with him. That's right. I remember that part of that movie. And maybe that's why it resonated with me as a...

Co-star. Member of the movie. Member of the cast of... Look in here. So we're saying that Milk was down so bad that they did Got Milk in, like, everything. It was in comic books. It was, like, they were, like, really charging commercials. Like, Milk was down that bad. Well, I guess...

I guess so. I think they were scared of a big soda, you know, because that was on the tail end of the soda wars and people were like Pepsi, Coke and milk was like, yo, but also drink your milk though. Right. People stopped drinking milk like that. We used to drink milk like crazy and people stopped doing it. Yeah. Nobody drinks milk no more. Oh, dude, I would go through gallons every week, bro. Yeah. I love it. I'll just. Yeah. Chug. Well, I feel like adults can't process it in the same way that children can. Watch me. Yeah.

Bro, you got a stomach full of raisins, of course. You could absorb anything. God damn. Yeah, just soak it up. Raisin boy.

Like a dog drinking water. Nobody drinks milk no more. No. Milk's dead. Fuck milk. It is weird. I remember when I was an assistant at Bones and like the writer's room had a birthday and David Boreanaz vehicle. Now we're talking. And they were like, hey, go pick up the cupcakes. I went, got the cupcakes, brought them back to the writers. And then I went and I got milk and a bunch of paper cups. And they were like, what is that?

And I was like, it's milk for like when you have the cupcake that drink the milk. And they were like, um, get the fuck out of here. So they were really rude to you there. They made me feel like a fucking idiot. They're like, you're so Midwest. And I'm like, yeah, I guess I am. Yeah. Also is milk some like USA shit? Like does like, dude. Yes. It's such a USA shit thing.

No, really. Like, were people drinking milk at the table anywhere else in the earth? Yeah, for sure, dude. Yes, I feel like there's cows all over and they are drinking milk elsewhere. In that regard, it was a U.S. shit thing. What is it? Thank you. He said it was a U.S. shit. And I honestly needed a little bit more of an explanation.

I just really feel like we all grew up in households where you sat down for dinner and you had a glass of milk. But are you giving, Anders, are you giving your children, your boys, are you giving these boys, these growing boys, milk? You give them the milk. No, it's all bone broth now. One of them likes milk and one of them likes water. I'm joking, Kyle, you fucking weirdo. I'm just kidding. Are you giving your boys broth instead of something to drink? You have it a lot.

Kyle, is everybody drinking broth over there? What's that, me? Me? What am I doing? Your household full of broth, or do you drink? Oh, you're asking this to me? Yeah, dude. Oh, no, we don't have milk here. We don't have milk.

We don't have milk in the fridge. It's all soy milk. This is why they needed an ad campaign. Gotta bring it back. Isn't soy just as bad for you though? I don't know. I like to drink, I personally drink like just unsweetened almond milk because it's just I feel like that's what I can fucking trust. That's a waste of water. Admittedly, I kind of wanted to

be all up in almond milk because I'm like, you know, it's fucking it's not milk. It's weird. It's pretty good. I like it. It's like a little sweetness to it. Well, they add sugar to it. Oh, that's why I like it. Yeah. Well, that's why you got to get that's why you got to get the unsweetened kind because they'll say the unsweetened to taste dookie. Yeah. The unsweetened is not good. And that's why I didn't look good in those photos in Indonesia to too much almond milk.

Were you slamming almond milk? Yeah. Bro's just drinking chocolate milk on the island. I've been having too much almond milk. You know what I like? I'm a chocolate milk guy. I like that. Actually, you know what? I stay having a bottle of chocolate milk at the crib. Oh, really? I know that about you, yeah.

Have you guys ever drank Yoo-Hoo? Because that shit is disgusting. Yeah, it's gross. Dude, no, no, no. Yoo-Hoo, wait. Oh, I'm thinking of Nestle Quick. I'm thinking of Quick. Sorry. I'm thinking of Quick. I thought Yoo-Hoo was pretty fucking good, I thought. No, Yoo-Hoo. It's not even milk. Yoo-Hoo. It's disgusting. It tastes like shit.

No, I don't like that. No, no, no, no. I take a little offense to that. You who's fucking rocked back. I mean, I haven't had one in probably 15 years, but... Adam, when you have one, you'll be disappointed. I think it's going to give you immediate heartburn. It's not good. Now, will it give me a worse tummy ache than when I drink my white blood cells?

Maybe. A similar. I think it's a similar tummy ache. I think so. Yeah, I think that's good. Okay. I had a Yoohoo within the last five years to just be like, what was this? And it was not good at all. It's so bad. It tastes like hay.

It's disgusting. Okay. Blake. That's not accurate. No, it does not taste like hay. Did you guys ever fucking slam strawberry quick? Like fucking throw the powder in the milk and then mix it up and fucking go crazy on that? Oh, yeah. Well, I would do that, but I would make it chocolate milk that way. I wouldn't go strawberry, but yeah. Dude, I went crazy on fucking strawberry quick when I was a kid. I remember wanting to like it.

Or the Hershey's syrup in milk where you just squeeze the Hershey's syrup. If you were doing dry dust, like the powder, that's weird. The powder? We had both, but the powder. I was also a Tang guy. I was a Tang guy, too. I liked the powders.

Dang rocks. Dang rocks. But you're mixing that with water. Something about putting powder into milk, powdered milk, is disgusting to me. Yeah, it would turn into sludge. It would turn into fucking sludge. Powdered toast, man. So what are the things the children, I'm talking to you guys with the young kids, what are the things that young kids are fucking up now? How we fucked up Capri Suns and Sunny D. Yeah, what are their drinks? And shit like that. What?

Are there new drinks? Fucking little graham crackers, bro. Sploosh. It's honest or whatever. What does that want? Like, it's honest. Oh, so you feed your kids, like, healthy stuff. Like half sugar. Like half sugar. There's a lot of healthy options. Way more healthy options than when we were kids, I think. We had hella liquids. And do we think that their kids are going to grow up like us?

Like pussies or... No, I think they're going to be able to go off later in life on sugar and shit because they're not going off when they were kids. Yeah, they're going to start to tweak. They're going to tweak older. Like I have to be like, oh, I had so much fucking sugar when I was a kid. It's like the kids that didn't drink when they were like in high school or whatever and then they get to college and they can't handle their shit. Right. You got to ease them into that sugar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're going to have sugar parties. It's going to be sick. That's tight. What is that sugar water that comes in little bottles from like Costco? Yeah, that were like neon colors. Not a member. Not a member. No, no, no. This is like a newish, like last 10 years type thing. And it's like a skinny bottle. And it's like...

kind of horrible for kids. Yeah. But it was marketed as like, this is for hydration. And you're like, no, it's not. This is sugar water. I'm unaware. This is Costco specific. I just remember going to somebody's house and like all the kids were housing these things and they're like, can I have another one of these? And the mom was like, yeah, they're healthy. I was like, no, they're not.

or not. Yeah. Right. Packed with sugar. Yeah, but also are you when you're parenting style, are you a little bit like, well, I ate all this fucking trash. My kids can also eat that or you're sort of like one foot in, one foot out or you weigh out and you're like, my kids are going to be healthy. It depends if they're with me or their mom and that's how that goes. We're getting burgers. Sure.

I'm just such a dump truck when it comes to eating that they have no... They will not survive. Well, that was the best. When mom was away... Dad will play. Oh, dude. Fuck yes. It was just pizzas all fucking day long. It was like you're going out for breakfast, sandwiches, you're getting pizzas later. It was the shit. Their lunches are way healthier than my lunches were. Because my lunch was like a sandwich and then it was like

- Chips and then like a juice and then probably like-- - Like a Capri Sun. - Gushers. - Some Gushers. - Peanut butter jelly. - Right. - And then my mom would put in straight up like Little Debbie treats. - Yeah. - It'd be like Nutter Butters. I would fuck up some Nutter Butters. - See, I didn't really get that shit.

I had a box of raisins. Kyle was just eating cinnamon rolls. Do you remember? I had a box of raisins in my lunch almost every fucking day. That was my sugar. I remember getting raisins, and you could blow into it and make it whistle. Oh, hell yeah, you could. Wow, Anders. Points. Nostalgia. It's way different now, at least in California. Kids are getting sushi in their lunches. No, the cafeteria game is...

out of control. Like, lunch is free. Lunch is free? Yeah, dude. In California schools? Yeah, dude. Fuck, dude. Sick. It's pretty fucking cool. But it's not good for you. Well, it never was good for you. It's not like when we were a kid. What was the thing when we were kids? Like,

Like pizza was the vegetable when we were kids. Do you guys remember that? Huh? Pizza is the vegetable. When we were kids growing up in the school system, pizza was considered the vegetable on our plate. Yeah. I loved that pizza days rule. This was a good time in our history. We had these things. We had these things called monster cookies that were cookies the size of your fucking head.

that you would get and just fucking smash that with a chocolate milk. Dude, Kyle, do you remember Taco Boats? Yeah, yeah, Taco Boats. It was just like this weird-ass little shell filled with cheese and then little bitty sausages that probably was not sausage. Yum is like Taco Boat Day. We'd be like, yum!

No, that shit was greasy. I remember that shit was greasy, bro. Chicken patties. When's the last time you had a chicken? Oh, I love chicken patties, dude. I love chicken patties. It is kind of just a bummer, though, that they've basically said, okay, we got to make foods that kids will at least eat. Yeah.

Right, but it's gotten progressively shittier. Yeah. What do you mean? Like it just doesn't taste good. You mean like the food? No, no, no, no. It's not good for you at all. I feel like it was very not healthy when we were kids. So it's gotten worse. It hasn't gotten less healthy. But bro, now it's free and they got to like figure that shit out. I still make all this free food. It's okay. I thought it was good. I thought that was better. You're claiming it's worse.

It's not good for you. It's not healthy. Our lunch was bad. Well, dude, it's never been healthy. Like, we used to just eat full-on trash. Oh, yeah. My point is that this is like a free lunch. So, like, if you're in a situation where, like, this is the only lunch you're gonna have, shouldn't it be, like,

something that's decent for you as opposed to like you have an option to buy lunch or bring a lunch right so you're saying if lunch is free it's bad you're saying they're not even trying with it i'm saying if it's free shouldn't it be at least healthy for you because generally this is for the kids who don't have an option right but if you have an option bring your own shitty food right

Like, I mean, unhealthy food. Wait. I think that these are better, though. I'm like, I think that they're more nutritious than when we were growing up. Okay, let's stop comparing it to when we grew up as just, like, healthy, period. Well, okay, fair. Yeah, that's fair. Chicken patties. You know what I mean? Like, I just remember Hot Lunch had, like...

you had like two vegetables and like there was in the thing you had to peel the like cellophane off right the corn was all wet dude food's gotten better there was a lady with a hair net that would scoop you shit and you would point at stuff and

Yeah. Allegedly. And you had like a punch card that your mom would do that. Your mom made you keep in your shitty little Velcro wallet. In the 90s. Where I'm from, we had cheese zombies, dude. We had cheese zombies. And I'll just say shout out to Conker. You want to take five on that? And would we like to have any take backs, apologies or giveaways? Would you like to take back saying that, uh,

food is worse now than in the 90s? Or... We're giving away free cheese zombies. Dude, cheese zombies. There's a couple of them out here in the Bay. Some cheese zombie shops. I thought there was only one. I think there's two now. I think there's two. Well, I would like to compliment you guys. I feel like

You know, it really kicked in the head a few weeks ago with not doing the movie, but I feel like we're all doing well. We need to get together. I would like to go paintballing with you someday if my hip and groin allows me to run again. I think that's what I'm going to train towards.

playing paintball with you guys in the next few weeks. That's such a cool goal. One of the most fun times I've ever had paintballing was when we brought all of our own shit. Like we rented everything, including the CO2 and went up to my cabin and just went out in the forest.

Oh, that is fun. Like, no, it was the fucking sickest. I'd be down to do that with you guys in an HB. Absolutely. What are the boundaries? You invent them. I also would like to just go to a place and have it be easy, but either way. Be easy? Either way. Yeah. Adam's like, if we could just go to an indoor downtown place that's air conditioned and I could be back home in 20 minutes. Adam wants to go to a Target. Yeah, that'd be great.

Indonesia. Let's play on a fucking yacht, bro. Dude, I'm down. That'd be sick. That's my paintball yacht. Fuck, dick, dick, dick.

I thought I wrote something down, but I guess not. What are we asking about? No takebacks? Candy critiques? Any critiques? Anybody had any good candy lately? What's up? Oh, I had freeze-dried Starbursts. Not as good as Skittles. They're a little harder. Didn't we talk about... Oh, you had freeze-dried Skittles. Skittles, which are off the chain. Freeze-dried Starbursts.

They're kind of a little too hard. But I since have been on YouTube and looked at every freeze-dried candy. They do Jolly Ranchers. They do PTOs. They do – it looks delicious. And I would like to – I guess it's a shout-out to my –

PlayStation 2 account. So if the fans wanted to play me while I'm playing Call of Duty, I don't really know how it works quite yet because I'm still new, getting back, dipping my toes back into gaming. But I am AndyBovine69 and you can look me up AndyBovine69

and I will play Call of Duty Cold War with you. You've got to play with the Teba and Akko. They're in the field. You've got to do it. All right. Are you going to get a Twitch? Adam, are you going to get a Twitch? Yeah. Can you get a Twitch? Perfect. Who knows? Who knows how deep I'm going to go down this rabbit hole? I mean, now that I can't ride a bike or exercise in the way that I'm used to. Yeah. I feel like you're days away from being like, what's Twitch? I might become...

obese and just play a lot of video games and just be a twitcher. I can't stop eating. That is true. I eat because I'm unhappy. Well, let's track this. Let's follow this whole journey that you're on. You look great, Adam. I think you look fantastic. I don't think you look like a bowl of mashed potatoes. Oh, shit, look at him. Yeah, he does. You look great, dude. Thank you, guys. I really mean that.

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