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Butts don't have a gender. TBH. I went to a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time. Orange County. Punk rock getting radical. What in the Thunderbolt asterisk is happening here? Let's go! We're back! Uh-huh, honey. Dude. Uh-huh, honey. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Wait, is that Adam or is that the board? Uh-huh, honey. That was me. That's Adam right there. Dude, I just went to the Yonce concert. Yeah, this past weekend. Oh, my God. Punk rock, getting radical. Uh-huh, honey. Is that from the concert? I thought that was from a Kanye song. I just heard a lot of men saying that. Oh.
There's 70,000 at SoFi Stadium. There were 70,000 people. Okay. If I had to guess, 55,000 of them were gay men in assless chaps. Here we go. Oh, man!
And I'm not, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration. Wait, wait, assless chaps. Well, first of all, chaps are assless. All chaps are assless. There we go. But then it's what you wear underneath them. And no one was wearing just denim jeans. That's not what they were wearing. It's always a good time to go into Adam Divine land where it's 50,000 people wearing assless chaps. You want to see it? Just for the sake of like, what's still probably pretty funny is
How many assless chaps did you see? Hundreds. Hundreds, if not thousands. Really? Hundreds of assless chaps. These men are wearing thongs? Thousands, I would say. What? Everyone. And this is because she's like a cowgirl now? I'm gonna come. Yes, a lot of thongs, a lot of short. It was like a cowboy thing. I didn't even know it was a cowboy thing. Chloe's like, we got tickets. It was awesome. Yeah. Aloe, the clothing brand, they invited us into their suite. Hello. Yes. Yes.
And we got to go for free. It was super cool. Saw Beyonce. Our drive on pass was so good, dudes, that on the drive in or on the exit out of the stadium, because we parked underneath the stadium, we saw Beyonce. There you go. Just hanging out in the hallway. That's pretty elite level parking. Did she have chaps on? At that point, she didn't. But she did at one point.
It was pretty great. Oh, cool. But it was amazing. And I think she did like five shows there. So there's 70,000 people there every night. I wonder if it was just the Sunday night show that was the banger that had all the assless chaps or if every night and made me go. Right. Maybe it was chaps night. I didn't realize there was that many gay men in Los Angeles or. Honey. Or did they all come and then they came several nights. Great.
They came. They all came. They all came. Did you offer anybody your chapstick? Everybody's coming. I didn't. I didn't. You're not an ally. Did you say, hey, if you want, I got a chapstick for you? I didn't. I didn't do that. That would be weird. How many more nights do you have? There might be another night you can go. But it was a hell of a show. I'll give it up to Beyonce. Okay. What is your Beyonce song? Your favorite one? I couldn't. I mean, I don't know. The Hummock.
Hum the one... I mean, maybe All the Single Ladies, because that's the one that I kind of know. But she didn't do that. She did All the Ones... Good, right? She did All the Ones from this new album, the Cowboy Carter album.
And I didn't know a single song. I was really lost. I was kind of excited because the last time I saw Beyonce, it was her and Jay-Z. And they did the dual show. And I'm like, oh, Jay-Z, what is she doing going with Jay-Z? He's got all these bangers. He's going to blow her off the stage. That's not what happened at all. I was way off base.
Beyonce was the headliner. Yeah. And Jay-Z was like, people were like, oh, he's here, I guess. He's the opening act. Yeah. Right. But this was just Beyonce. She put on a hell of a show. Didn't know a single song, but... She didn't. She was just like...
Just kept dancing. Now you. Y'all know this one. Now you put the microphone to the audience. It's like. You've been doing it the whole show. It's like when, you know, like bad rap acts where they're like, we'll just be like, oh. And then the crowd is just doing their, the whole hook of like Ashanti who's not there because they couldn't afford her to go into it. While they catch their breath. Sure. Yes, yes. The feature's not there. Who could afford Ashanti? Sweet.
God, I hope she's charging a lot. At this point, I bet we could afford Ashante on the cruise. She's on the cruise. Right. Good dude. If she came on the cruise, we'd sell out. Someone's coming. We'd sell out. Yeah. I bet we might. We might anyways. Did Beyonce bring out any features? Like, were there any surprise guests? No. And the annoying thing was, is the big surprise was that her daughter was just there dancing. Oh.
Blue Ivy, of course. Blue Ivy? She was good, but it felt like, and she was perfectly fine. I don't mean to shit on a teen girl. Okay. Here we go. Wait, what? It just felt like. I don't mean to, but. Here we go. She didn't seem like a professional dancer. Like the other dancers. She's not. You know how the dancers give, they put a little toot on the moves. You can know the moves, but dancers are like, shlap, plop. For those watching on YouTube. Shlap, plop, shlap, plop. They're hitting the, they're sticking it. Ka, ka.
You're just kind of like shaking your head a little more. I'm not a professional dancer, Blake. I'm saying this is, you can imagine what they're doing. Adam, I hate to break it to you. Adam, you are.
You've been paid to dance. You're kind of a pro. I've seen you walk down. Oh, yeah. I guess I am kind of pro. How do you think your body fell apart from just being a professional walker? Yeah. Oh, my God. My hips are still quaking from the Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel. My God. By the way, at Beyonce, three separate times, I was complimented on the spirit walk tunnel.
Is it real? No shit. Yeah, dude, that was the demo. I was like, yeah, and I didn't walk around. I was just in the booth, but but they people could like kind of walk past and I'd get spotted and they're like, I love your spirit walk tunnel, honey. And I'm like, yeah, thanks, girlfriend. It was sick.
It was actually a ton of fun. It sounds really cool. Blake would love it. Blake would love it. I would. So Blue Ivy, we're kind of in a bring your daughter to work day world, right? Like Elon's bringing his kid on the shoulders into the Oval Office to talk about nukes. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I guess I just feel like it's kind of we're in that moment where it's like either.
the one that's when he would like went to Donald Trump little kid and he's like we're going to be president soon did he like kept telling him he doesn't who said that the little child oh really yeah yeah it was a it was a cool interaction that's dope that's cool and scary and probably true yeah yeah yeah it was wild then they brought it just felt like she was doing tiktok dances blue eyed yeah but what
That makes sense. Yeah. Is she getting paid for that, you think? For sure she is. Or you think mom's just like, come on out? No, I bet she's getting paid. I'm seeing sons and daughters in commercials a lot now where it's like, also, my son's going to be standing right here while I do the commercial and you're going to give him $200,000 for no reason. You have to give him, yeah, a couple hundred grand. Exactly. Right. That seems kind of genius, though. Like, what are we doing? I mean, I don't know. I'm like...
Cool. Cool. Great. You're just getting extra checks. They're paying for their own college. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. I guess so. It depends on if the kid wants to do that. Don't make your kid go in front of 70,000 people at SoFi if they don't want to do TikTok dances. Right. Yeah. But she was a little rigid up there. I liked it more when they brought the younger daughter up and then she just was geeked. She was just like. Because she doesn't know what's going on. She was just like waving and like, whee.
And I was like, that's more fun. This other girl was like going to work. I'm like, oh. But then it wasn't – she wasn't doing that great of a job. Better than I can do. Better than I can do. Yes, yes. I think I saw her at the halftime show of like a Cowboys game or something. And she did all right. Yeah, was that the – that Netflix did a big Netflix football game at Christmas time? Yeah, which was insane. Is that what this concert is? Is basically that?
that show, like the one that Netflix did? I didn't watch that show. Oh. I didn't watch that. Fair enough. But yes, if they were all in assless chaps and cowboy hats. Assless chaps, yeah, they were. I love it. I remember Khloe was like ready to go to the concert and she was just wearing a cowboy hat and every once in a while, Khloe will make a big swing, happy,
hat-wise and wear a big, dumb hat. And I'm like, and I hate big, dumb hats. They're my least favorite. I know. You really do. You hate a dumb hat. Yeah. Dude, a dumb hat. And you've seen the SNL sketch, correct? No, I haven't. Oh, there's a whole big, dumb hat SNL sketch where it's like, when you're like a woman of a certain age, you just need a big, dumb hat. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Go ahead. Great minds. We're borrowing from them now. Yeah, apparently. How's it feel? It just bothers me. Yeah.
Right. That's a small dumb hat. Small dumb hats are fine. It's when they, it blocks the view of people. Oh yeah. And you're going to an event and you're like, well, I can't even see, even if you're out at a bar. So we're not going to see you at the Derby anytime soon. Or are you going to be taking people's hats off? Well, that's for big dumb hat. That's what the event is for. I didn't know that this was a cowboy thing. I didn't know this was a cowboy thing. So I see Chloe in this hat and I go, Oh,
Oh, no. I go, oh, no, honey. I was getting into character. I was like, oh, no, honey. You got to take that off. No. And she did. And then I got there and then I felt bad because she was the only girl without a dumb cowboy hat. And did she give you shit? And was she like told you? Yeah. Yes. And you said you were getting into character. So were you pretending to be a gay man the whole time during the concert? No.
What do you mean by getting into character? I was Kelvin Gemstone. It was the night of the series finale of Gemstone. So I was Kelvin Gemstone. I win as character. A twofer. I love that. That's kind of cool. Blake, would you go to, not would you, like what would get you to a Beyonce concert? Oh, very easily. If I was guaranteed some Destiny Child songs, I would go. Right. Or some Aloe Pants. No, that's not what happened.
That didn't happen. I know. That's why, you know. And also, if it was free, I would go. Yeah. The seats were undeniably sick. It was very, very unreal. Big shout out to Aloe. Yeah. Send us some pants or shirts. It's A-L-O. A-L-O. Something that makes our dicks look
Blake, what would be your Beyonce jam that would get you out of your seat? I like her song Kitty Cat. It's kind of a deep cut, but I really like that song. It's really good. It has a good beat. Lick the cat. It's pretty good. You lose! There's a few. What's the one surfboard?
That one's pretty good. See, if she just did a greatest hits that it would have been a phenomenal show. I understand you got to you got to take the new album for for a spin. But but just as a person who's not going to go to many Beyonce concerts in his life, I wanted to hear the hits.
Right. You know? Yeah. That's why it's great when a band or a artist gets a little older and they just know that you have to. You could do a few songs from the new album. Yeah. But then it really has to be hits or else people revolt. Right.
For the moms and dads. I think people just love Beyonce too much. Yeah. That she's allowed to just do three hours. She's surrounded by yes people. At the end of the concert, like the encore, she didn't go through like a medley of like. Oh, dude. She did a medley and I'm like, okay, here we go. It lasted five minutes. It was like 30 seconds per song. And I'm like, what are we doing here, man? No. No.
She was like, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, see, that's Destiny's Child. I'm saying. Next.
No bills, bills, bills. No more of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is that her best song, by the way? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's great. Bring up some Beyonce greatest hits. I love that one. It was a very fun show, dude. A lot of male ass cheeks. Blake would have loved it. Thank you so much. Well, come on. Check up on it. This one was really good. Beyonce, a song that really gets me going. Well, that's more slim thug.
Jam.
And this is Destiny? Okay, Blake, you can't. Well, it's listed as Beyonce. Dude, I'm a Destiny's Child guy. That's how she got me. That's how I'll always remember her. You're a Destiny's Child grown up. Yeah, I'm a Destiny grown up. Yes, points! You got any from as her spin as Foxy Cleopatra? In my library, no. But I could definitely search anything.
Apple Music, please hold. You want the first 15 seconds of the number one song. No, we don't want the first. We want the best, most recognizable 15 seconds. I don't know this one. I don't know. I also don't know this one. I don't know that. Here's the second one. Oh, to the left is the one. To the left, to the left. To the left. Wait, this one's pretty good. And Halo. Oh, yeah. Yep.
You must not know about me. Dude, if you play this song right into Creed's Six Feet from the Edge, there's not a dry eye in the house. Not a dry eye in the house.
Would you flip that? Yeah, you're right. Creed, get him going. You're going to kill yourself, and then you're like, no. You know what? You to the left. You, Joe. Yes, that's right. She does make some pretty powerful tracks. She makes some arena rock for sure. She's the real deal. Give me a little Halo, please. She's the real deal. She's the real deal. She's the real freaking deal. Give me a little Halo. I just played that. Give me a little Halo. Did you? I'm going to let you in.
See, and this one just builds. This one just makes you salute. This one just builds. No.
This is going to be when I win the presidential race. That's going to be the song I put my hand on the Bible to. This is when you're, what did we call you? The Rancho Cucamong dude? What was it? What did we? City Councilman dude. City Councilman dude. I think we talked about how- You mean his arc for seven seasons? You couldn't remember City Councilman dude? I mean, it's not on the tip of my tongue. I just, I needed a little help. Well, my favorite thing about that was
was that it clearly should have been city council dude but we were like
It's funnier to have it be worse. Funnier to fuck it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold up. Yeah, that was a choice. That was a lot of our shows. It was funnier for it to be worse. Oh, man. Oh, the good old days. Well, I saw Blake the other night. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God. We did see each other. Where did I see you, Blake? Was that out and about randomly? Because that's the best. Or was it you guys knew? No, no, no. Yeah, you knew. I have a thing on my phone, so that can't happen. Oh, okay. Fuck!
I'm pissed now! Or it just goes... Getting too close. And I just bolt. You're within 100 yards. Yeah, I've flipped so many bitches in my car because of that. I've been like... You've got me low-jacked, brother. What the hell? No, where'd I see you, Blazer? We went and saw the...
somewhat premiere of Jillian Bell's movie. It's called The Friends and Family. Yeah, The Friends and Family. Summer of 69. Summer of 69, dudes. And guess what? It's about exactly that, 69ing. Nice. It is. I was actually really hyped. There is no doubt about it. It's all 69 all the time. That's tight. Too much for you?
No, I can never get enough. Did you guys enjoy the film? Honest critique. I did. Super funny. Yeah, it's great. Super funny movie. All right. Yeah, I'm hyped on it. She did a great job. She looked great on the night. I thought she was Florence Pug.
When I saw her, I go, is it Pug? What in the Thunderbolt Asterix is happening here? Is it Pug? Like the dog? Yeah. How do you pronounce it? Poog? I thought it was Pug. Pug. Pug? I know. Pug? Blake, one more. I feel like every week I have to explain to Blake that this is a comedy podcast.
Finish him. I know, but also you have to unpack it because listeners at home go, this fucking guy just called her pug and these guys aren't correcting him. So we go at every angle here. Well, and also, by the way, dude, I don't know how to pronounce. I just did the Tonight Show last week with her and I didn't. And you called her pug? I didn't know how to pronounce it. I mean, I'm not going to say her first and last name, but I was backstage.
It's Florence Puj. Pajou. She Puj. Well, where is she from? What's her country of origin? Do we know that? Why? No, she's not. And I take that back. I did Kelly and Mark with her, not The Tonight Show. Okay. Kelly and Mark. Kung Nei. Kung Suelo. That's Kelly Ripa. Yeah. Kelly Ripa. She's ripped. Dude, and so is Mark. I will say...
I kind of towered over them a little bit. And I was so excited. Mark is not a big man. Mark is not a big man. Yeah, that doesn't shock you, does it? I bet he weighs 150 pounds. You need another four inches. That's crazy. You're saying...
Mark is... Her husband. This isn't A.C. Slater, right? Who are we talking about? No, no, no. That's Mario Lopez. Fucking kid. Jesus. I don't know who we're talking about. No, you're Hispanic. Yeah, dude. If I didn't know better, I'd say you're racist, bro. You're... Oh, sir, I don't like it. I didn't hear. I was still fucking fuming over mispronouncing... Oh, you said, who's Mark? Mario Lopez? No, you said, who's Mark? A.C. Slater.
What did you say? Who is this person? Mark what? I didn't hear you. Please. Consuelos. He's the husband and co-host of Kelly Ripa. It's Kelly and Mark. It used to be like Regis and Kelly, and then it was, you know. Okay. Right. And then now it's been a variation of this same show for like 30 years. And she's fantastic. Okay. Fantastic. Very nice woman. Regis! They're small. Very small. Remember Regis? Wasn't it Regis and Kelly for a while? Yeah. It was. Regis was something else, huh? Oh, come on.
We can give him all the flowers. He's the best. Can we? Is he gone? He gone. He gone. He did? Yeah. What? But he was old as fuck. He was super old and like hella energy. Don't act like you know who that is. Oh, because it's a white? You know who he is, Blake? What the fuck, dude? Regent? No. Wow. What the hell? Because who wants to be a millionaire? Oh, that's true. Come on. That was a game changer. Remember when fucking that ruled the damn...
It was all these things. Remember when that was appointment television? A damn game show? Yeah.
Spell umbrella. I'm doing it again, I think. I think I'm doing it. They asked me to do it, and I could pick a co-host. Do either of you really want to do it? I've been talking to Isaac about it. What the hell? I didn't get a call. Sounds like I'm available. Okay. No, it looks like you're not in, Blake. Sorry, bud. The whole thing comes down to holding a two-shot of two people, Blake, and your hair just can't.
It just can't fit the frame. Oh, shit. That sucks. I can tie it back. I can tie it back. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Whoa, where'd you pull that from? Just now? I think I had it when we were on tour. That was when we would go to like answering audience questions. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or that funny bit of trying to just put the spotlight on Kyle and having him like answer a question. And be like, I don't like this, man. Man, I don't like this.
I hate being up here, but about to break dance for 10 minutes. I'm going to sing a whole Selena song, but I hate it. I hate it. I like when Kyle gets nervous. He just resorts to break dancing real quick. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's the best, and I love him. Adam, are you good off of those noises? I'm fine now.
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Remember when they followed who wants to be a millionaire up with fucking, you are the weakest link, goodbye, goodbye, it was just game shows. Where'd they find that bitch? Tom Likens. Dude, that was, oh, she was, it was big in the UK and she came over and she, remember her? She was so hot, dude. Can you imagine if your job was just being a fucking bitch? That is hot white meat right there, baby. That's Blake's favorite. I love, I love a...
A white grandma. She looked like Barbara from Shark Tank. You know what I'm saying? Very similar vibe. Old, small, white. Old, small, white with short hair. She was fantastic. We used to do a thing in high school where we would, you know. Race to beat off. See who can get off the fastest. Yeah. You are the weakest link. Blake Henderson.
Once again. No, Blake. No, we would sit in a car and hotbox. What did you do with your dick? Hotbox with each other. Okay. And then whoever had to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a bit of being like, you are the weakest smoke. Goodbye.
And it was our favorite bit. I want to be friends with you. You would have been the weakest smoke every time, dude. So what? I'm still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true. What does that look like? What do you mean, what does that look like? Very shagadilling. You can't just keep smoking?
uh i can some people cannot some people i think wig out or freak out yeah i start to get a little paranoid yeah i mean in in hindsight because you're kicking them out in a moving vehicle in hindsight it was a lot of like right outside a party and we're just hotboxing the shit out of a car making it more of a eyesore like the neighbors are not only is there a party happening now like
smoke is seeping from underneath the car smoke weed every day you're doing everything you can to get the police to show up to get police to show up yeah and then and then we're just inside this car for like three hours in the middle of the party and then come jesus come back because you're no one wants to be the weakest smoke goodbye and so then you go back into the party and then all the fun stuff's happened you're two stoned it kind of sucked in hindsight but
Right. See ya. This is like a hands on a hard body situation. It really was. It really was. Legendary. That truck, that truck, that truck. Is that still available on any sort of streaming platform? That's got me on YouTube. Yeah. Slide into Blake's DMs. Oh yeah. It was a show. It was a documentary, right? Didn't someone die? Worse. Worse. Worse than that. Worse than death. Okay. Yeah.
What's worse than that? Murder, brother. Straight up murder. You don't remember? Okay, well, let's explain what hands on the hard body is. Okay, go ahead. So hands on the hard body is you place your hand on a car and whoever, if you accidentally go to scratch your nose and take your hand off the car, then you're out.
And whoever can touch the car for the longest wins the car. Correct? Yeah. And it lasts for days. Yes. So people are like hallucinating and like fucking. Are people like eating meals with one hand? Yeah, dude. Yes. So much so that someone was like awake for so long that they ended up like just letting go of the car, walking straight to like the nearest department store. Just across this parking lot to.
To a Walmart, right? Yes. Getting a gun and killed people. Went back and started shooting people. So he could win the truck or he just had enough? Snapped. Maybe people were talking shit? Yeah, somebody was talking shit. I think he was like, what is my life? I'm gonna go kill people. It's crazy. It's a bummer. But it's a good documentary. It's really good. And we spoiled it. But you gotta watch it. Toasty!
Yeah, you have to keep one hand on the truck. And I don't even think Blake got to this or anybody got to this. The one who has their hand on the truck the longest wins the truck. Yeah. It's like a nice truck. Good. Great. Great. And it's a dope truck. It's all sick. Yeah. But that contest doesn't happen anymore.
because of the brutality. Murder. Well, that's whack. It sucks that like one guy kills some people. It's like kids are still going to school, you know, and that's true. A lot of kids are getting homeschooled. A lot. Some kids are not. There's a lot of homeschoolers now. Well,
Well, remember that contest? It was a radio contest where the guy was who could chug the most water and then he like exploded. For like a Sega Genesis, right? Yeah, it was for something so stupid and then he died from...
Drinking too much water? Yeah. I feel like we could still have that contest. Was it a dude or a woman? I thought it was a woman trying to get a Sega or something like that for her kid. Oh, it was a mom. Cool mom, dude. And her fucking stomach exploded of milk or water. I would have a water chugging competition with you guys. Go for it, dude. I don't think it was milk because you could only drink so much milk before your body, it
it throws up. It was water because as a water drinking champion, I sort of related to that face of circle. Absolutely. Absolutely. Goes without saying, don't even need to say it. Anna, who is our producer told us right before this episode that, uh,
She's checked out and she's checked, doesn't care about our podcast anymore. Oh, nice. Okay. She says that this episode is off to a great start. She cackled at Florence Pug. So that's sweet of her. Right. Well, I think she might have sent that. She meant to send that to whatever the fuck his name is that she does the podcast. I can't remember. Bowen Yang? You lose! Dude from SNL. Yeah, she meant to send it to Bowen Yang. Yes, and it also does produce Bowen Yang's podcast. Very funny podcast. Yeah.
Now, Producer Anna, was it water? Was it milk? It was water. Yeah, it was water. You said it was milk. Yeah. A second ago. I said the human body can only contain so much water before it evacuates the body. It's like not even a thing. Like you can't drink a certain amount of milk. Okay, the contest was called Hold Your We for a We. A We.
Yes, points. Even though it killed somebody. Yes, points! That's crazy. She died for a Nintendo Wii? That's an obsolete fucking...
gift at this point yeah but absolutely it still works um nobody has we anymore i we bowled yesterday you did what the fuck are you doing with your we fucking rocks you're still we bowling yeah dude we we bowed it we bowed it bowed it we rocks i remember when we when i first quit the improv i quit working at the improv because someone came in and was essentially like
I did the Montreal Comedy Festival, yada, yada. And they were like, you can't be seen working the door at the improv anymore. You have to get a job somewhere else. And I was like, no, I'm going to make it in comedy. I'm quitting and just going to do comedy full steam. And that just meant I sat around the house until it was time to go to the comedy clubs and would do like one 10 minute spot. And that was my entire life.
And so I would sit at home and play Wii bowling for eight hours a day. And then whoever had the day off would sit with me and smoke weed and play Wii bowling. And it was a fantastic existence. Those were the days. We, I didn't mean to shit on, it'll be my take back.
But Wii was legit. Like, Wii Sports was off the chain. Oh, my God, man. Wii Tennis, Wii Golf, Wii Bowling. Wii about it. Wii was a fascinating era. Wii the people. Where Nintendo was like, we're still here. We're still something. Oh, yeah. We're still standing. They're always going to be a factor. They just make a really great product. And are they Twitch? Or Switch? Switch. Switch. They're Switch, right? Yes. Love my Switch. Switch 2. Switch, Twitch, itch. I don't know. Scratch. What the...
Goodbye. I'm so removed. I need the Switch 2. I need the Switch 2. I think they just dropped it. What do you play on the Switch? I play a lot of like they drop a lot of like old school games and then yeah,
Yeah, I just, you know, I play lots of stuff. So no specifics. Thanks. Yeah, thanks. You're great at podcasting. Just name one. Just name one. Games from before are what I... I'm trying to think of what... It makes me go like, Blake's kind of posing about playing Nintendo Switch. No, dude, like Smash Bros. Of course. Great. Like, you have to. That's one of the best... But why are you saying that so angrily?
What do you want me to do? Name video games? Fucking Super Smash Brothers! Donkey Kong! Fucking Tetris! Are you happy? Get this mic out of my face, bro. Interview over. Interview over. I just want to get to know you better, man. Well, the classics. I'm just like, I just want to know my friends a little better. We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years, bro. You don't listen. Even if I said what I played, you wouldn't listen. You'd forget as soon as this was over. You'd forget as soon as this was over.
Dude, we didn't know you had a dog named Pickles ever, dude. Oh my god. Is it Pickles? Okay. So you play Super Smash Brothers. Weird that I have multiple friends with dogs named Pickles. You know Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles? It's almost the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog. Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the same dog? I don't know. It's science. Because people are unoriginal. Oh. Yeah. What causes you to name your dog? Adam, let's have a sip.
Hey, shout out to all my Nintendo Switch heads. Let me know if you got the Nintendo Switch 2. Switch hitters. Where are my Switch hitters at? Switch batter up. Switcharoo down in Australia. Yes, points! But I think it's going to be hard to get the Switch 2 because, you know, China isn't really...
fucking with us anymore. They're not sending the parts. Well, you're famous. Figure it out. You're famous. Yeah, you can just use some money. So you'll do a commercial, you know? I will. I will. Yeah. I'll do whatever they want. I'll do anything for Nintendo. Yeah, you'll do anything for... You gotta do things for, like, money sometimes and maybe get your manager if he's not asleep at the wheel, Isaac, and maybe... If he's not. Because I remember when you did a
a billion commercials for buzz ball and they gave you zero dollars it was no Adam I did like two commercials for buzz ball and those were paid for commercials I think what Adam's referring to is finishing every podcast by slamming one
And saying it's time to buzz off. Hey, that was for me. That was for me. Fair enough. I can respect that. It is crazy, though, to be like, to think back a year, two years, or maybe even just one year ago and being like, yeah, I see buzz balls around sometimes. I know what they are.
They are absolutely everywhere. Yeah. And Blake was the face. I think he made under $3,000 for all of that. Get your 1099 out. Get your W2. Do you think I'm the reason buzz balls are a thing? I think you played a huge role in it and you definitely worth more than the $3,000 you were paid. Oh,
You might be right. Now they don't even answer... They don't respond to my DMs. They're, like, mad at me. Yeah. You know how they made that Lonzo buzz ball, like, the basketball blue one? Yeah. And it was Lonzo ball? Uh-huh. I'm like, yo, like, need that. Left me on fucking scene, bro. Did they actually do one, though? Or was it just for, like...
A one-off. I think so. I've never seen one in person. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is that they were like, we don't have any. Yeah, but also they could hit you back saying, oh, Blake, we love you. We just made a one-on-one just for him as a promotional thing. That's true. But here's some product. Like, here's a T-shirt so you can talk about it. That's true. You did commercials for them. They paid you no money.
You wave their flag so high. Very proud. And then they ghosted you. I don't care if they're women or not. It's a women-owned company. They fucking suck. Go off, King. They did my boy dirty. Also, kind of don't like them appropriating...
They're appropriating balls. That's kind of our thing. Yeah. You know, get your own. To be fair to them. They could have called it... Women have cans. Yeah, it could have been cans. They've got cans. Could have been tit juice. That's great, Adam. That's great. A bag with a nipple. I would drink tit juice. Tit juice? And it would...
It gets you fucked up. Maybe we come out with our liqueur and his tit juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Men owned. For men. Men owned titty bag. And is it like a wine cooler? I'm drunk now. What is it?
It could be, well, whatever. I mean, it's whatever slop. We'll workshop it. We'll get like a whatever slop. I mean, if it's, yeah, it could be, I mean, if we're following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison, the worst tasting beverage of all time. Dude, stop. I like it. Okay. Should we get a little squirt of, what's the like breast milk? The real good breast milk. What's that one called? The liquid gold. Oh, uh, like.
Is it like them? No, it's like it starts at the C. We've talked about it before. Yeah, where it comes out like yellow. We did. We did. We did. A little squirt of that. Yeah, a little squirt. What could be called a little squirt? Liquid gold. Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware of that. Yeah, but little. You add a little. It's different. I'm going to come up with a soda and call it a little Coca-Cola. A little Pepsi called Colostrum.
Todd just came in with colostrum. Colostrum. Yes, colostrum. That's right. Way to get there, Todd. My boy with the colostrum from the... Hey, anything that's got strum, this musician, he's all about it. Hey, yes points, baby. Yes points! We're just connecting dots that maybe don't even need to be connected. Well, hey, I do want to shout out
Buzz balls because they do do a month where they um, they highlight testicular cancer. Okay, so they so does everyone dude I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this high horse on this pedestal And then just because the and then they're one time once a once a year they go Hey guys have uh ball cancer and suddenly we have to think they're a good company. I don't care They did my boy dirty
They paid him no money. He waved the flag super high. They fucking, they are leaving him on scene.
it's that is true that's hurtful they let you on scene they leave you on scene yeah that hurts after all you've done for them pushing the brand forward now they're taking all of your sweat act equity and they're cashing in baby sweaty sweaty ass equity sweaty ass equity it's a bagel and they're cashing in i'm pissed now dude yeah okay okay wow that
Why aren't you my manager? What the fuck? I should be. I honestly, I would be. I'm pissed now. I tell Isaac all the time. What a great manager. I think I would be. I think you would be excellent. If I didn't also have to do the whole other side of the job. Sure. Yeah.
Can I tell you how much of a nightmare of a manager you would be? What's that? Can you imagine you go in on set and then Adam comes in as your manager and just starts dancing and doing essentially stand-up? Dude, no, no, no.
You would replace me in everything I did. Adam would be like, you know your lines and you go, what are you? I think you're. Are you trying to usurped? Dude, I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right off. Yeah, it's great. Hey, dude, dude, dude, you should say this. You should say this.
You gotta go sit down, man. You're in my friend's shop. Fair point. That is a fair point. Whatever happened to... Who's singing? If I were to be a manager, I would then be playing the role of the manager and the role of the manager doesn't do that shit. Okay? Okay. Oh.
I like this. Acting manager. And if I know what a role of a manager is by looking at Isaac, he's over at Crafty. He's telling people he had a thought in his brain. Punk rock, getting radical. He's not wearing underwear. He's talking about bands from when he was young and then mentioning where Orange County is in proximity to where he is. My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.
Huh? The Descendants. They're the best. Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was a band. Punk rock, getting radical. The best band is a band called Off. Oh. Yeah.
So Henry Rollins spit in my mouth one time. Gwen Stefani. I went to a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time. Orange County. Punk rock getting radical. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. So yeah, I think I would be a pretty good manager. Yeah, you would. Thank you. Thank you for standing up for me, by the way. I have a feeling maybe buzz balls will be in the DMs. I hope so. I hope so because you love it. They're trash. But you...
But you love it, and I don't want their dirty money. Okay? That's for you. That's for my boy Blake, because he loves it, and people of Blake's ilk... What is this? What? People of Blake's ilk, they love it. I continue to wonder why they don't fuck with Blake anymore. What is going on here? Water trash. People of Blake's ilk, they love this poisoned water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay.
Well, I think I hopefully that set the record straight with them. You did come over to Easter at my house, the Easter egg hunt with a full buzz ball. Well, now it's a tradition. Guess who almost cashed it? Oh, you did later that day. I got I got lit. I woke up with the craziest like my teeth the next morning. Was Emma pumped on that?
Oh, it's because you don't brush your teeth. If you brush your teeth at night, then you could. Hey, I'll never know. Yeah. No, it did me right, though. It was a big, a biggie margarita, which isn't awful. Yeah, those are biggies.
The tequila Rita, the limer Rita, the margaritas are, they're okay. If you put it over ice, if you put it, you got to get it real cool. Yeah. So cold. You don't really taste what it tastes like. You know how you can get something so ice cold. That's like whenever they're like, Oh, actually vodka shots are pretty smooth. You just have to drink it from this block of ice. Right. And you're like, well, yeah, ever. Anything is pretty smooth. If it's almost frozen, you don't taste it. Yeah. That's the trick. Yeah. That's the, that's the trick.
That's the trick. That Kirkland vodka goes down real smooth when it's icy. That pop-pop. Is that your vodka of choice? Well, it's the best deal. What's with the rumor that they're like, you know, Kirkland is made at the same factory as Grey Goose or whatever. Like, they always say that. Yeah, I don't know.
- I don't know. - And so, they're like, it's triple distilled, it's all the stuff. - Maybe someone looks that up for us. - A drunk MythBuster will be great. - That's actually really good. You know what I heard is you take the Kirkland vodka and you run it through a Brita filter and then it turns it into Grey Coats. - Blake, where'd you hear that? - Well, you know what's fantastic, real talk, is you put vodka and soda water or whatever into a circle. - Okay. - And then you drink that.
It's delicious. Yeah, right. Yes, sir. I like that. And so is this like you're drinking like a Cosmo or something? Like a vodka cranberry? Give me a hell yeah! Oh, you're saying even with like the flavor. So it's like the vodka, the soda and the flavor. Yeah, you put the flavors. You put the vodka and then a regular soda water and then it's the... I was looking at the soundboard. I was looking at the soundboard. Blake, what do you think a circle is besides that?
Well, you can put it to zero flavor. Hello. I'm very familiar with the product. Come on. Yeah, that's what he meant. Make sure you put it in your circle. Turn it to zero. You don't want to taste anything besides what we just talked about.
The reason we're not putting it in the glass, we're just trying to get the brand out there. We're brand ambassadors. It's a good size. It's a good size. It fits in your hand. It fits right. Yeah, no doubt. Come on. Okay. So Grey Goose is saying that they're like, it's completely false. We got the good shit.
We're not Kirkland vodka. It's not great. Well, why don't you cry about it? And apparently Costco is also saying this, but I don't know. I like to believe I like to. Isn't that wild, though? Like they had to do a press release because people were out there. Well, Costco is come on. The Kirkland army is crazy. It's.
It's a cult. Costco's real deal. They moved the needle. What was the line we gave Jillian? Looking like a boss, though. Looking like a boss, though. And head-to-toe Costco. And head-to-toe Costco. Yeah.
I like it. That's a bar. I feel like Costco does. Don't they give their employees health insurance and days off and shit like that? You know, they do, but they did recently go on strike, I saw. Well, that's not Costco. That's the workers of Costco, right? Oh, well, I don't know. So fuck them is what you're saying? Fuck unions? Union buster? Wait, what's the difference here? Blake's going to start scabbing at Costco. No!
Free hot dogs. Are you Blake Anderson? Huh? Yeah, man. Grab a TV. Hey, you want a chicken bake? Get on over here. Dude, we got landline phones over there. Dude. Pretty crazy. I've lost the Zoom. I cannot see you guys. It's been a while since I've seen you. We're here. I don't. We're here. It's okay. We haven't changed. Oh, there we go. I'm back. Hey, what's up? Pizza, pizza. Hi, bud. Welcome back. I like Isaac just chimes in with they are Teamsters. Who's Teamsters? Who's Teamsters?
The drivers, like the delivery people for Costco? Of course. Okay. Let's go through this. Okay. More information coming in now. Okay.
Stand by. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I'm not reading. I was trying to figure out how to get back to where, how does Costco drivers or being Teamsters have anything to do with what you guys were talking about? Because they're the ones striking. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, okay. Hey, not that crazy.
Kind of makes sense. We got a link for five minutes to unlearn about Costco's Kirkland signature goods, but it's a lot of reading. That's too much. It's a lot of reading. We're not going to do all that. I think I'll just go. Should we go? Let's go. That's how I felt in high school. Whenever they would give a lot of reading, I'm like, I'm
I'm going to skim. Yeah. Right? There's not... I need headlines. Even when it's an article that I'm like, wow, this is really interesting. I really want to know all this information. I don't remember the last time I finished an article. Like if you get something from the New York Times or like a real publication and you go to read it and you're like reading, reading, you're like, oh, it's still fucking going. It's still going. It's still going. And then you scroll and then you realize you're only like...
a third of the way through and you're like, I have to, I'm not going to spend all day reading this article. And maybe you guys don't relate to this, but this is very much the same case with recipes online. Have you ever looked up like how to make something? And they, there's,
the fucking longest paragraphs to get to the goddamn thing. You just scroll past it just to get to the fucking thing, yeah. Because motherfuckers just be talking like, in my childhood, I thought butterscotch chips were absolutely fantastic. And you're just like, bro, just give me how much... Just give me the good... What is the oven supposed to be set at, brother? Right. Dude, come on. You're just trying to make a beef wellington, huh? I don't need to know the fucking history. I'm just trying to feed my kids a beef wellington. Yeah.
No diddy, no diddy. I wanted to read an article in the New Yorker and for an extra like $2 you could get the magazine. So I'm like, okay. My man has hard copies. Dude, so many. I haven't read one article. This is the way. They keep coming, dude. It just won't. We have 10 years of New Yorkers. We could build like a barn in the backyard out of the like...
mulched wood. Do not come. Have you ever read one? Yeah, have you ever read one? Oh, really? It's pretty outstanding. But it is too long. Yeah, when you get into a good article and then you flip the page a couple times and you're like,
Oh, how many more pages? And it's like continued on page 92. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're done. Who has time for a good article? Who has time for it? It's a retiree, right? I feel like I get, I open it up. I read like three paragraphs of, and then I'm like, I get it. There's fires in California. There's fires. I get it. Yeah.
bitch. Why does it need to be 11 pages on their beaten fight? They did too much. I can smell the fires from my house. Right. You're a visual person and a nasal person. I'm a nasal person. New Yorker?
We'll write about our own fires. Thank you. Yeah, very much. Give me the lawsuit. Stay out of it, brother. You write about fucking, what, sewer rats in fucking subway stations, okay? Fucking the best slice of pizza, eh? Hey, forget about it, New York. Hey! Todd Strauss-Schulzen, my friend.
director you could you guys know todd yeah yeah he uh he is directing a movie like a creature feature called rats from uh from new line yeah good uh i'm kind of excited about it yeah that could be very fun yeah it was just it was just announced i thought that was a cool idea for a movie
This is something that's in the about to start filming or it's coming out soon. No, I think that it was just announced that he signed on to direct it and I'm not attached to it at all. I just thought it was a cool. I've been wanting to do a creature feature. It's like a Jillian didn't fucking snatch that shit from him. She's behind the camera now, guys. Watch out. Give me a hell. Yeah. Yeah. You go from 69 into summer 69 on Hulu.
It's on Hulu, by the way. I just want to make sure people know this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, rats are...
Why do we like do we are rats scary and horrible and like in movies because we just kind of know there's more of them than there are of us. That's right. And they'll and they spread disease and they will bite you and they'll scratch you. But isn't that the misnomer is that like the Black Plague was started by the things that were on the rats, not the rats themselves? Well, they carry it. It was like, wait, what? They carry. No, but like the it was like the bug.
Maybe I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, slide into Blake's dams. But it was like the bugs that were on the rats that were spreading the black... Whatever I said. But to me, that's the same thing as the rat because the rat is the delivery source. And this is why you're not a scientist because...
It's not the same thing. I know it's not the same thing, but when I see a rat, I'm thinking they're carrying disease, whether it's a bug on them or something in their teeth or whatever. Sure. They are the reason it's present. The reason the disease is in my bedroom or wherever the rat is. Correct. So you like to grab the rat, wash the rat, keep the rat, rat's new friend. Have you ever tried to wash a rat?
It ain't easy, brother. It ain't easy. Get in here. I will say, Blake, I forget what podcast I saw you on. I saw a clip of a podcast. Someone brought up, I think it was Eric Andre's podcast. Okay. And he had mentioned the fact that we had rats at the Workaholics house. It's a bagel. And then he said, Adam told me a story about...
The night of, and then you're like, yes, the night of many kills. And then you said, dude. Yes. Let's hear it. You said. Break me off, baby. What's up? That you were part of murdering these rats. You said, oh, yes, we killed a lot of rats that night.
as if you murdered the rat along with me in the kitchen. No, you didn't. That is not how it happened. And Adam wants to get the story straight because he's never exaggerated. I can tell you how I participated because maybe you were so involved with your own story. Once again, you didn't care about how I was taking care of the rats. But if you recall...
Kyle and I were setting numerous traps in the attic, and we would go up and replace that trap over. Attic. Attic. Okay. He's an addict. We would replace that trap over and over again. I was an addict to killing these rats. We kept killing baby rats up in our attic. I think what Adam's talking about is like Adam was striking. You were striking rats? Yes.
Yeah. You made a coat of rats. Yes. I, yes, no, I, I wasn't, I, I wasn't the one who was putting them in bags and smashing them into the wall. That's that, that's not what I was doing. Right. Well, that's what, that's what you, you led Eric Andre to believe.
In this interview. It's good radio. Okay. Well, that's spreading lies. It's spreading lies, my guys. He brought it up. I didn't go, yeah. Dude. Come on, man. Look, you can't say that shit. Adam speaks the truth. There's thousands of people in assless chaps. Don't lie about how you killed rats 10 years ago. Also, I don't think I said that. I think I said exactly what I said. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said we were setting traps up in the attic. We'll pull the clip.
I might have said addict. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's the matter, Blake? Rat got your tongue? And by the way, okay. Come on. And now I got a bone to pick with Durs. Oh, God.
I got a bone to pick with Durs. I got a bone. Dude, just one second ago, you said that you were leading people to believe that it wasn't thousands of men in assless chaps. There's no way. I'm living in a nightmare.
Dude, there were 70,000 people there. 70,000. There's no way you saw 1,000 men with no. I saw more than 1,000. With no. With no pants on underneath the chaps. Just butt cheeks. Like wearing thongs. It was, it wasn't, it was a lot of thongs, some short shorts. Like Daisy Dukes. But no one was wearing jeans under these shorts. That was not a thing. Hot, hot, hot, hot. They were not on the ground floor where I was with jeans on.
Asterix were out. Thousands of them. And I'm just saying, Blake would have loved it. Fair enough. I would have. I'm very inclusive. I love, butts don't have a gender. TBH. Clip that. Hey, Blake, you'll love this. So I play this game called Framed, where it shows you
This shows you the picture of a movie. Yes, yes, yes. What is it called again? Cine. Framed. And like the first frame they show you is a very like obscure portion, part of the movie, right? And then it gets more obvious. You're very good at this game, by the way. It sucks. It's weird. It's a sad talent. It is. I also like that you decide to put, it's like an old person game. It's like if I put my Wordle score on Instagram every day. Yeah.
I love that you do it. It's really cool. I'm living in a nightmare. I was on a roll the other day and I was like, I guess I need to post how... Because I like the game. I'm trying to put the framed guy on a little bit, I guess. Put him on. Yeah, it's a cool idea. But like, the one the other day, I like click on it. I don't know what the fuck it is. And then I get to the second one and I'm like, I know that ass. And it's just the back of a dude standing in front of a building. And I'm like, that's Patrick Swayze's ass. Oh.
Alrighty then. And we've always talked about how in the 80s, like they tried to like sexualize guys in a way that they sexualize women to be like, what we're doing with everybody. And it was always like the chicks lowering their sunglasses to be like, look at the
keister on him. Man tush. But it was just Swayze all day was the guy whose butt was like the star of movies. I have moments in my mind that are exact moments like there's definitely a Mel Gibson ass in... Blake has all these... Bird on a wire? Right at the front of the line. Yeah, he's in the shower. This scene is great. There's definitely...
There's definitely a Jean-Claude Van Damme ass in almost all of his movies. Universal Soldier, for sure. I like Blake as all these top of mind. Arnold, Terminator. Arnold and Twins. Oh, Terminator, yeah, for sure. Remember, he rises up from the lightning and his ass is just quod. Remember? Do I ever. Send me to that Beyonce concert.
I mean, you would have loved it. The next project we do, we definitely have to have women always complimenting our keisters. I love it. Abso-frickin-lutely. Yeah. What was the... Oh, I think it was dockers, where it would always be like a guy walking around in some slacks, and then they'd be like, hey...
Nice pants. And they were definitely talking about their... Well, they might have been talking about their dick. What about Bugle Boy jeans? Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing? God damn. God damn. They gotta bring that back. How was that? How are the Bugle Boy commercials? This is from 1990. Dude, I don't remember this even. You don't remember? I remember Bugle Boy pants being... I do too. But 1990, I was six years old. So I don't... Bro. I'm not remembering the commercials...
Can you, yeah, step it out a little more? Yeah, you're a few years older. Bugle boy. It was essentially like the Grey Poupon commercials, but like just sexy chicks instead of rich old dudes. And they'd be like, excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans? And they'd be like, why, yes, they are.
And then somebody would hop in a geo tracker and they would just fuck. I like this commercial. I got, I got to run. I'll see you guys. I got to run. And then it pivots immediately to like a KB toy store commercial. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Shout out to KB. Dude. Geo trackers that, that those were sick. I remember all time. I saw,
I saw one flip and fall down a ravine and land upside down with all my friends inside of it in a... This was while you were hotboxing, playing the weakest league, and they're like, I'm not getting out to help him. We had just hotboxed. We just put the convertible top down, and then our friends pull up and are like, hey, follow us. We're going to go to the go-kart track. And we're like, fuck yeah, we got to go go-karting. So I'm following them. One of the people in that truck...
and the geo tracker hopped into my convertible. We followed them. They were about 100 yards ahead of us. They go to take a right. They clip a guardrail. They flip.
And flip like four times and land upside down in this ravine. Freaking see ya. And they're like, help, help. And you're like, first one who gets out to help. They all climbed out. They were packed in so tightly that no one was hurt. Right. Five people or more? Yeah, at least five or six. Holy shit. Yeah. That's a pack tracker. That's a pack tracker. I mean, the paint job on the geo tracker, I think my middle school drama teacher pushed one. And I was like, yo, shit.
She's fucking sick. Didn't they have like... It was like the cups. The cups, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It was like teal was hot, pink was hot, and that shit was just like maybe a gray as well. Just like... Isn't it wild how like the things that are built to look like the future are the thing that look like... Then you get to the future and they're the thing that look like so fucking past. You know what I mean? Whereas there's some things that are just classic, like a Jeep.
that just is like holds up. But a Geo Tracker? Aged. Wow, dude. Wow, dude. I'm all about the Samurai Suzuki shout out.
Are you? In what regard? I just love that body. It's just similar. I bet you do. Well, then why don't you buy it? Yeah. Just get one. I feel like that would just kind of. I like a Suzuki Jimny. You guys seen those when you're abroad? Yeah. How are you all about it if you don't own one or you, I mean, you could just. I admire them. I admire them. Adam, you know what he means. He is about it. Yeah.
I admire them. Oh, okay. Well, then you can just buy one. It's one of my favorite things about visiting Catalina Island. There's lots of Suzuki sidekicks. Whoa. Yeah. Fun little. Are there a lot of sidekicks?
Yeah, I think so. Let them have it. I think it's like a very common car. That's got to be what they are. I don't think that's true. I think that there's like a different... I love it. No, I know what you're saying, but it's like a smaller car, but it's not a sidekick. It is. It is. Oh, okay.
It is. What else would it be? I implore everyone to look it up. Adam, you think it's a Suzuki, Adam? It's a sidekick. It is.
What are you Googling? There's a rich history. Yeah, so they're golf carts. Regular cars are not allowed on Catalina Island. Oh, actually, you know what? I think it's a Samurai. I think it's a Samurai. It's a golf cart. It's my bad. It's a golf cart. I think it's a Samurai. I think it's a Suzuki Samurai. They're golf carts. No. I've rode those as well. No golf carts allowed or no cars allowed on Catalina Island. I think Samurais, you may. Oh, really? They slide under. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Do you think we named the Suzuki's Samurai like the American like office or whatever? Or do you think the Japanese office was like, we'll love this over in America. Let's call this fucking Samurai. Same as like, remember the motorcycle, a Ninja Samurai?
Ninja motorcycles? I wanted one so bad as a kid. Yeah. Our cool teacher in middle school used to always talk about how his friend died on Lakeshore Drive driving his new Ninja. He was like, you're so cool with your carabiner keychain, dude. How are you doing this? Dude. Unreal. So cool, dude. Ninja life. Can you imagine? Yeah.
I had a friend who got himself a Ninja. It appeals face off a Lake shore drive. I was like, all right. Oh, okay. I'll let my friends get motorcycles and drive them five times. Okay. Dude, the amount of times I drew, I was, I think I was 50%.
50% of the time I crashed my motorcycle when I took it out. 50%. That's too often. Guys, Catalina Island has more Suzuki Samurais per capita than any other place in America. Dude, because there's 11 people that live there. So there's one guy with the Suzuki Samurai. That's per capita. That means, yeah. Still. Got him. Hey, Blake. Got him. Thank you.
Thank you. Look at Adam squirming. Yeah! I knew it. Adam's in the hot seat now. To be fair, I did say sidekick, so I started off completely wrong, but I did find the answer. It was a samurai. And what is the difference between a sidekick and a samurai? They might just be like an updated name. Samurai are smaller, I believe. I think a sidekick is more like wrangler size. And then the samurai is a little bit more compact. We got to get you a Suzuki deal.
That'd be huge. Or why does it say that only golf carts are allowed? That's what Isaac wrote. And I think that's just old. That's old lore from the OC punk days. No, no, no. That's what Google I'm using Google. Oh, OK. Do we talk about something we don't even know? Is it Joe Montana who was driving a golf cart that like flipped his like homie out and the homie died? And now it's like a crazy story. I don't know anything about it. I just see like headlines.
Maybe it's not Joe Montana. Is this recently? Not Joe Montana. Who's the... Yeah.
Dan Elway. Dan Elway. John Elway. You guys hear Joe Montana? Who's Dan Elway? Wow. Are you trying to say John Elway? Dan Elway. Dan's like his younger brother? Jesus. Dan Elway. This is off the rail. This is Isaac in the chat, man. God bless him, man. That's going to be my new name I leave the hotel. And also, put the room under Dan Elway. What do you get when you...
They spliced Dan Marino and John Elway for the ultimate quarterback. Have you guys ever done this when you go to check in a hotel and you're like, well, maybe I should use... I would do this on tour sometimes and be like, I don't want people to show up at the hotel and make a thing. So I would put a fake name and then you lose the key. And then you have to go down and check it and try to get a new key.
And I used to go by the name Corey Bobcat. And so I'd have to be, it's under Corey Bobcat. And they're like, you have an ID? And I'm like, my ID says Adam Devine. And they're like, well, I have to give the key to Corey Bobcat. I'm like, and then you have to explain that
quote unquote famous and it's fucking weird and awkward. Yeah. Nothing is worse than that. Nothing. I feel like I just we've covered. Yeah. Now I'm like, now I just put down someone more famous than me. Joey Chestnut. Yeah.
Yeah, just put Joey Chester. Joey Chester. A dude at a restaurant. I was waiting to get into a restaurant the other day and this dude's standing there and he goes, I recognize your voice. And I was like, okay. And he came over like smiling and he's like. The peanut. You're, no, yeah, no. But he goes, you're in movies? I go, yeah. And he goes, which ones? I was like. The worst.
Rattle them off. Yeah, then you start to name them. I was like, no, not that. I don't know which one you've seen. And he goes, well, which ones were you in? I go, I don't know if I'm going to name them all here. I'm with my family. And then his face just falls. He like nods to me like, okay, big time. And then just walked away. And I was like,
That's our... Wait, wait, wait, wait. And I started going, did you ever see Top 5? I was naked. Did you ever see... Okay, very early on, I was in the background of Rookie of the Year. Yeah, Rookie of the Year. Have you ever seen Ratko the Dictator's Son? That's what Blake and I would say. Yeah, I'm like, yeah. I'm like, I don't know what you...
Do you really want me to sit here and name 10 movies you've never seen before we just get to the intern? And it also just feels it. Yeah, it just feels strange. Like rolling your IMDb out. Well, then you just say it's but then you feel like a dickhead for saying, here's my name. Just just look it up yourself. Look it up. And then they're like, well, just tell me. And I'm like, you could have already looked it up.
And then you could have had all the information right then. And then if you want, you could talk to me about a specific thing. Instead of going down this list. Weird. It is weird. It's a tough spot. Life sucks. Yeah, our lives are so hard. And then other people start watching and listening. Because they're like, what is this interaction happening? And you're like, I don't know. He said his name was Joey Bobcat. Yeah.
Jonders? How do you spell Jonders? And it was Corey with an I, too. Oh, God. Oh, God. You picked the worst name ever. Yeah. Corey with an I. Isn't that like a, that's how a woman would spell it? Absolutely. It was a very fun, it was a very fun pseudonym.
Right. I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah. Cory Bobcats. I thought it was funny, dude, but turns out most late night clerks don't agree. It is funny. I think it's funny, dude. Thanks, dude. It's funny to me. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here today? Sorry to the guy outside the restaurant.
don't have time. Also, with the family, I'm really good at saying, you know what? Talk to the hand. I brought that back. You're such a protective bear. I love that for you. I usually am like, do you want to hold my child? That's what I do. I go, here, hold him. Watch him for a minute.
I'm going to go do a thing. I'm going to go do Fallon. I'm like, I'm with my family. I'm going to go do Fallon. Do you want to watch my child? Hey, I'm with my family. I don't want to be. Do you want to be? I'm going to go on this water slide real quick. I'm really good at doing stuff like that. I'm really good at it. I said I was going to apologize or take something back, and I should have wrote it down.
it down. I know our producers have that ready to go. Yeah, that's in the chamber. That's okay. I'll just give another special shout out. Everybody run. Don't walk to Hulu. Check out Summer of 69 directed by none other than Jillian Bell. He's reading all of that information off of something. Yeah. Why are you reading that from
somewhere. That was weird. You couldn't remember. No, I was putting that on. What, a friendship bracelet? My bad. No, definitely see it. It's a pin. It's Frontier Airlines. You know I read hard. Yeah, the jokes per minute is awesome. It's very funny. It's a great time. Lots of great performances. Jillian knocked it out of the park. I think I heard Blake crying. I did cry a little bit. Oh, and you know who's in it? One of the...
The members of the Lord's Force. The Lord's Force. Wow. Who's like, easy, Spider-Man, you webbed me. Yes. He plays a dad. He crushes. I love that. Thank you, God. God. He's got a very funny moment. We're both in the theater and I fucking, I bend, bend.
Bend over. And I look at Dern. We both looked at each other, locked eyes during the movie. But did you know it was him before we looked? Absolutely. That's why I looked over at you. No, no, no, no. He was in a scene before that scene where I looked at you. Oh, no. Because I tell Kyle, I go, that dude's from Lord Force. And he was like, oh, shit. I'm Kyle. Yeah. Oh.
Well, he's up in it. So workaholics fans, tune in. You will be happy. Yeah. I wish I could have made it. I was sick. I was sick the other day. Oh, God.
From Beyonce. And it was raining. It would have been the worst, dude. Okie dokie. Yeah, it's too bad. Beyonce got you sick. Gotta go to Hulu to check it out. Oh, it's a take back for Costco and Kirkland, buddy. Wasn't it? It was a Kirkland take back? Maybe. Something about how you hate it. You hate Kirkland. No, I love Kirkland. I'm Costco. And you think whoever likes it is, I think you said they were like idiots or something. Yeah, bitches or whatever.
You said you were team target? No, I'm Kirkland for life. I'd like to give flowers. Oh, boy. Who are you trying to kill? I would like to give flowers to the righteous gemstones. Okay. The final episode ended, aired last Sunday. It was a fantastic ending, I feel, to the series. I get married to Keef. We were murdered.
So if you haven't seen it, we were, we're dead. So, um,
Killed. Okay. And day it is. I got to tune in for that. Kind of mass suicide. The last episode. And thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for supporting your good friend on his epic show. Absolutely. Absolutely. Congratulations. I'm halfway through. I'm catching up. Yeah. And thank you, Blake, for supporting one of your best friends. Thank you for going to see Jillian's movie, but not watching the end of Gemstones. I want you to premiere.
I went to your premiere. Oh, yeah, thanks. You like to go to the premieres where you get photographed. I see you. Yeah. And free booze. And this is another trait that would make him a really good man. Spite heavy. Isaac needs more spite. He forgets the names of the executives that betrayed him and then goes back
And the same mouth keeps biting him over and over again. And then he'll forget. He'll forget. Tail tucked between his legs. That same mouth keeps biting you. Come on, Isaac. Come on, Isaac. I'm not your grandma! Don't trust him. Isaac, I got some advice for you. Then he slides in the comments, Dan Elway, which I'm like...
Butcher. I don't know what's going on out there. Stay out. Be safe on those golf carts, I guess is all we're saying. Be safe. I would like to say thank you for everyone for buying the tickets to go on the cruise. Oh, yeah, baby. Those cabins are flying. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
They're selling faster than I thought they would. Me too. It's going to, man, because people know it's about to be a showdown. We're about to have a big announcement. We've got a lot more comics that have signed on, a lot of bigger comics. We're really excited about the list that we have going. It's going to be really, really fun.
fun show. Did you tell, should we tell them about Chris Rock? No, we shouldn't. We should not. We should save it until we make the announcement. But yeah, yeah. Um, short story is he won't be there. That's the short story. Save it, but save it. And, uh, there is a longer story, but we'll have to save it. Uh, should we tell them about Steve Martin? We shouldn't. We shouldn't. There's a short story and a longer story with that, but we'll have to save it. Short stories is not going to be there.
Longer story is better, though. Yeah, there's a longer story. There is a longer story. Good point. Good point. Sorry, guys. Can't wait to get on the open seas with you guys. I can't wait either. And that was another episode of... This is important. Lawrence Pug. Pug me. You're listening to an iHeart Podcast.