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Mama got me what I wanted. When you put in your belly button and just eat it out, like it was fucking tight. You are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings right before going on stage. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Hell yeah, baby. We back, we back, we back, we back. We finally did it. Call me Lance Bass because that clap was in sync. Okay. Okay, Lance Bass. Yeah, Lance Bass. Thank you. Please call me Lance Bass. Yeah, where's he at? Do you remember when me and you went to a party at Lance Bass's house, Dersi? With my brother? Yeah, he wasn't there.

like lanes pass wasn't he was there he was there i remember him not being there and being like this is lance bass's house and people being like yeah dude this is lance bass's house and i'm like where the is lance bass and i i don't remember seeing lance bass there but he was there i caught his eyes i was like damn that looks like a bass and he turned around and it was a lance oh my god lance top of the hill like sick crib

Like I remember somebody having like a golf cart to like get up the hill to it. I'm thinking of a totally different place because I'm thinking of a place in the valley on the flatlands worth a nice pool and being like, this is his house. And then people being like, yeah, it's one of these like five houses. The guy's Lance Bass. That was a different party. That was Joey Fatone's house, bro. Yeah, that might have been the fat one. Fatone. That's how you spell it, Kyle. Right. Yeah, it's phonetic. I get it.

Or the dude with the dreads, AJ? No, Lance was up in the hills, you know, because he's trying to get close to space. Remember, he was trying to go be the first dude in space to just travel? Absolutely. I think that dream still lives with him. Is that real, man? Yeah. He like booked it. Let it ride. Hit that.

Yeah, he paid like a gang of money to go into outer space as like a traveler. That's so sick. And he went to space. He's the first one. I think he just booked the ticket. I don't know if he went or what, but he's. When can we start to go to space? Are you guys at what price point are you guys willing to go to space? Ah,

Like, because you know how right now it's like, hey, you can go to space, but it's going to be a quarter million dollars or some shit. And I'm like, that's a little. I think that's what he paid. That's a little out of pocket for me. Yeah. To go to space for just a few minuties. I mean, what do you get to do? Is that what it is? When you go to space, you're just going out and then you're coming back. I think you go and then you come back. Because what are you going to do? There's no, there's not like a.

B&B. There's not an Airbnb up there where you're like, oh, this is pretty sick. As far as we know. Yeah, there's a little space station maybe that you can go, like, walk around, get a burger. If we could go up and there's, like, someone grilling space burgers and, like, they also, like, we could get pretty, like, lit up there. Like, they're serving up some Ashland, some cans. Some space cans. Yeah, for sure. Some other, uh,

of beverages that I've invested in. Shameless. Some exclusive space weed, space cake. Shameless. Season 11. My dog is shameless. Yeah. Barbecue in space. What would I pay? Yeah, what would you pay? Like if you could go up there and actually do a thing, like spend some time. Like all of us are going to go together?

Yes. Of course. Hello. The dude crew. I don't know. 10 grand, I guess I'd pay. Whoa, really? 10 grand? 10 grand. That's not that much at all for space. Yeah, I know. Because I don't really, because I don't care. I don't care. You don't care about space? Yeah. We haven't even been to the bottom of the ocean. Hello. Thank you. I was going to say it next. Yeah, let's get to the bottom of Mariana's Trench. Like you're saying, I don't give a fuck about space, man. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Okay. Hey, fair enough. That's some Whitey on the Moon shit. I don't need it. Dude, no joke. I was going to say $1,000. You would $1,000. $1,000? That's it? $1,000. But, dude, if we were like, we're going to go. Dude, you can't even go to Disneyland with it. Yeah, that won't even get you to Space Mountain. Oh. That won't even get you to Space Mountain. Get them. I'm just saying, if we're just going up there having a burger, chilling out, and coming back down, $1,000 bucks.

Well, right now that is a quarter million dollars. So you're saying you absolutely don't want to go because in your lifetime, space travel will never be $1,000. Yeah, I don't know. That's just the number that came to mind was like a thousand bucks seems reasonable to me now. So you choose to never go. That's what you're saying. To go to space, $1,000, that will never happen in your lifetime. It might come down to like

Like, $100,000? Like, would you go for $100,000? No, I bet it comes down below $100,000 in our lifetime. Well, now that I think about it, $10,000 is probably a reasonable price in our lifetime. $1,000 is not. I agree. I agree with you. We're getting old. So I'm saying in our lifetime, we only have... Five to six more years. Five to six years left. I feel the icy grip of death around my throat. Oh, man.

man yeah for sure dude how's that feel it's kind of good yeah chilly willy did that get your pecker hard yeah it's kind of my kink take it to the edge oh my god i'm not gonna king shame your your death spiral never king shame your pecker yeah i don't know i don't like what do you so you get up there you have your space burger by the way the space burger alone's a thousand bucks kyle yeah that's cool is it good as hell yeah i get it i understand it takes a lot to get the space burger uh

up there get the grill working because you don't want that that oil is just going to be spraying everywhere right we don't want it to burn through your suit so there's a lot of science and math floating burger juices i love it gobble gobble yeah i don't know so i'm definitely not talking to the three dudes who would be on the mission to mars where you you never do come back to earth

Because it takes you X amount of years. And by the time you come back... I for sure won't do that. But I definitely want to go to the first ever music festival on the moon. Right. Just to say you fucking did it? The guys that did Coachella, they're like, we're throwing the first ever music festival on the moon.

The only band that we can get up there is Muse. And... Muse is stuck there. Yeah, I'm fucking there, dude. Name me a Muse song. What is a Muse? I don't know. They were on guitar here. No one's gonna tell.

Hey, how about we ask any girl between the ages of 24 and 38? They know every Muse song. Really? Because it was in Twilight. Women love Muse. It's in the baseball scene from Twilight. So that was a hit. That's true.

That is a hit. Twilight was a banger. But if the if the space station has a killer burger that's getting five star reviews. Hey, I've already said the burgers phenomenal. OK. And Kyle, they've got a really, really nice salad, like a really yummy. I'll take them. I mean, we're going to space. They're going to have a vegetarian option. Yeah. OK. Well, what if they don't? What if it's only a burger? Are you going to break your vegetarian? Do you own the space station, bro?

He might. I mean, this is an entrepreneur. Adam Devine Space Station. I'm spinning a lot of plates in the air, dude. I might end up running this space station. We might only serve a burger. Would you break your vegetarianism? Okay. Would I break my vegetarianism on a trip to space? Because you're out of this world.

How much did the trip already cost me? How much, how much are you charging me to go? Well, I, I think it's your fucking station. How much are you charging me to go? Well, that was the original question. I think it's going to be a hundred G's. Okay. So a hundred G's and how much for the burger? The burger is a thousand dollars. No,

No, the burger's included in the 100 grand. You get a burger. Oh. All inclusive. It's all inclusive. All the leaves you need. Here's the deal breaker for me. Okay. Is there a foam party on the station? You can start one. I need to know that there's some cool ass space station foam party going down. Ugh, foam parties, man. There's definitely like...

the dance floor room where like people just end up weirdly getting super sexual at the end of the night. Well, what's cool is like there will be like a cool, it's like a dance floor cube. So you can dance on every, you can look up and people are dancing above you. Oh shit. Yeah, we're floating. Oh Steve, now the foam party's getting hot.

Hot. Oh, shit. Hot, hot, hot, hot. How do they stick to the ceiling, though? I'm saying you're floating completely. Hey, I don't know, Anders. I've got scientists involved. I'll tell you how right now. You have these gravity boots you put on. You flip this switch and it goes and magnets you to the ceiling. Yes, magnets. How do they work? Well, scientists will know how. Joe, that is the deepest solid cut.

Magnets. How do they work? I'm in, bro. If there's a phone party, if I get a live news show, a killer burger, all-inclusive, $100,000. $100,000. Your boy is there as long as I'm with a couple of my homies. I'm not going solo. Do you get like a sick photo with like Earth in the background? You gotta get a photo. You gotta get a photo. Blake, I'm saying we're coming. What do you mean? You're not going solo. I'm saying we're also going. Yeah, I'm only going. Two of my boys are on the fence over here.

I'm not paying their way. I'm not on the fence about going to space. I'm on the fence about the price, which I'm hoping Adam can hook it up. But like, I'm also on the fence about the burger. It costs a lot that, you know how much fuel that we have to use in order to get to the moon? Right. And safely land. Yeah, yeah. And I would love to pivot to fuel prices, gas prices. Can we talk about them? They're out.

You want the floor before? No, no, the minute is yours. Hey, and you get in one minute like to talk about fuel prices Okay, and starting now talk starting a motherfucker spell if you I don't really have much to say except for geez. They are bad there. It's really expensive. I

still got 50 seconds yeah you got 50 seconds left buddy um you know i'm kind of i pride myself as kind of a chevron man i don't know if that alignment is good i haven't looked into the politics of it but right okay okay alignment okay car reference hey hopefully this rocket ship runs off of electricity or solar power and we don't even have

to thank you it's a tesla this is a tesla rocket that's my world baby kyle this is blake's time sorry dude blake you still have time kyle's mr tesla i love them so much and i what do they say at all those things where i give up my time i yield my time like you you only have 10 seconds left buddy i give up my time give up you i would love to hear the last 10 seconds of this fuel run uh it

It's a pivot. Yo, yo, yo. Hey, and time's up. Time's up. No, no. I was actually just about to get to my point, but okay. Yeah. Sorry. Time is up. Blake and I touched on something right before we got on the pod here. Ooh. Talk to me. Body shots.

Okay, exactly. When was the first time you remember seeing or hearing about body shots? In body shots for the kids, that's when you're really sweaty, it's disgusting, and then some girl with, for sure, infected piercing. Yeah! Yeah!

It's like, take it off my belly. And you are just a horny child. So you're like, yeah, oh my God, I get to lick this sweaty, disgusting girl with this for sure infected piercing. And then as soon as you are over, like maybe, I mean, I don't even know if it lasted until I was like 21. I think like peak body shots, like, oh dang, I want to take a body shot. That might've been like 19 or 20. And then by the time I was 20. So you've done it.

Yeah. Yeah. I say I have. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't think I ever... I've done it off men and women. It's not just... It's not... You know, when you're a wild party man. Okay. No one has said it's for just women. Yeah. Well, I would say... But you would... If you're thinking like, oh, if a guy's going to take a body shot, he wants to take it off a hot chick. I've also done it off of fat, sweaty men. Oh, you've done it off of one of your buds or just a stranger? Yeah, it's like a bid at a bar. Sure. And...

Memories are hazy because it's been a while now. If you use your hand as a cup, does that count as a body shot? No, you have to suckle out of a belly button. That's an extremity. It's only a belly button? No, no, no. You can do it right out of a man's, like right above the collarbone. The clavicle? Yeah, the clavicle. Oh, shit. You've never done that to a fellow? You've never just sucked it out of a man's asshole? No, no, I don't.

That booty milk? Kyle? Me? Me? No, I have not. You never slurped booty milk? Weird. Sorry. I do think that the first time I ever thought about drinking something out of a body was when I had cereal out of my belly button when I was a kid. Oh,

Damn. The original body shop. What kind of cereal was it? Probably some bottom shelf tricks or something like that. You know what I mean? Oh, the no name? Yeah. The bag. The no name brand? The bag? What would it be? It was just like fucking Fruity O's or something like that. You know, it was like the- Rabbit treat. Yeah. Yeah. And it had like a badly drawn Trix rabbit. But yeah, when you put it in your belly button and just eat it out, like it was fucking tight, dude. You're just like, let's try it. Mm.

My mom also would just buy us a lot of bunk ass cereal and bunk ass stuff. And as much as she was like, it tastes the same. It doesn't. It still doesn't. Right. No, it absolutely doesn't. I was always very jealous of people who had the top shelf cereal. Yeah. Because it did taste better. It didn't have like the film. That was the rich homies where you're like,

Whoa, do their parents own a heating and air conditioning company? Like, are they wealthy? Those are the bad parents' kids. We didn't have that shit at all. We had Just Right and Basic Four and Cracklin' Opran, period. What the fuck? Well, you're in a... That's like old people shit. That's not even... You're not even attempting. That's all we had. Yo, when Just Right came in the...

Oh, my God. Just right would go fast. Yeah, that's not rich, poor person thing. That's fiber intake. Like fiber intake. That's old people cereal. It's no sugar, which is, it's no sugar, right? But there's fruit in there. No, it tastes, it's legit. But yeah, we didn't really get like sweet cereals, man. Didn't happen. No, me neither. Oh, I did. If sugar was within like the top eight of the ingredients, we weren't allowed to have it. That was like the rule at my crib. Oh, my God, Becky. Top eight? That's impossible.

That was like how I learned to read was ingredients. Like if there was sugar in there. That's how I learned to read. Too real. My family did not give a fuck. Other than being poor and not buying the good shit, we would still have like the marshmallowy cereals and that kind of thing. Hell yeah, brother. Bro. I would beg. Yeah, Durr's. Me too. Me too, Durr's.

I feel like health was not a thing in Blake's favorite decade, the 90s. When I was coming up in the 90s, dude. Uh-huh. So tight. Blake's favorite decade. Yeah, I feel like they cared a lot less. Until my mom started a diet and then she would get the stuff with Olestra in it. And then we would all eat it and just shit our brains out. Yeah. Yeah.

But like, Durs, you didn't have it either, right? You weren't allowed a lot of sugar at your crib. We just didn't have it. It wasn't that we weren't allowed, but like... You guys missed out. I feel sorry for you. Yeah, me too. Like, if we were on the road, we would hit McDonald's and shit, but like, we just didn't have it. Are you making up for lost time? Oh. Pfft. Pfft.

Do you know me? Yeah, I do know you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, see, that's it. You went the other way. Yeah, I make enough for it. Like, we weren't allowed to have squeeze-its unless it was like our birthday. Oh, dude, yes. Squeeze-its. One time a year, we got squeeze-its. What the fuck is a squeeze-it? Squeeze-its were like a flexible, like...

sugar water filled plastic tube or bottle that you would twist the top off of and then basically just drink sugar. It was like a juice box. Oh, sure. Yeah. No, I know what those are. We switch gears here. But yeah, we had like frosted

shredded mini-wheats sometimes, that was it. Yeah, we could have that too. I kind of fucked with those, but you have to let them sit in the milk for a while. Yeah. It's a delicate dance for sure. They need to soak. Yeah. They need to soak, but you can't have them soak too much to where the frosting melts off because then you're just eating whatever the fuck wheat is. All right, so then since you guys have a very brand-heavy palate, what is your favorite cereal? I'll go first. Cinnamon Toast Crunch for me.

Hey, thanks for asking. Go ahead. Go ahead. So classic for me. Cinnamon toast crunch was my and still is my favorite. Like if I'm going to have some cereal because really you're not just like cereal. It's not good for you. It doesn't really get you off on the right foot in the day. And as an adult who like worries about my jawline drooping too much.

I've kind of just gotten away from eating cereal in general. But now if I'm going to treat myself, if I'm being a naughty, naughty boy, I will have a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He's the best. And that's that. Where do you guys go? I do feel like

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is such a titan of the game. It's delicious in milk. It's equally delicious out of milk. Ice cream. You could just fist it. Right. Yeah, you could put it on ice cream. It's delicious. But I kind of have a little sleeper there.

Oh, shit. If you say Captain Crunch, dude, if you even say Captain Crunch, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, when it cuts the roof of your mouth. You are talking to a kid who grew up on the sugar rush, bro. You are talking to the breakfast cereal poster child. No rules. Mama got me what I wanted. Oh.

Okay. Okay. Can we make that a soundbite? The number one cereal in my cupboard was O's. O's? Do you know about O's? It's a yellow box. It was these- All right, Kyle. No, no, you don't, Kyle. Go ahead. O's. No, fuck you. You don't know about O's. You're right. I don't. No one does. O's. That's like a basic- No. What was it? Like apple jacks? Like oodles and oodles of O's? What was the flavor, Blake? O's.

It's a one of a kind flavor. It's almost kind of like a Captain Crunch, like honey vibe, but it had like granola in the middle. It was so fucking good. Oh, dude. Hey, Blake, and I've had this garbage cereal. No, no, no, no, no, no. For sure. Not that good. You're out of your mind. I thought you were going to go with a classic, like a cinnamon life.

Or a Captain Crunch. Oh, life was fucking good. Life is underrated. Cinnamon life is delicious. Yes. Apple cinnamon Cheerios are delicious. Yeah. Apple Jacks are delicious. Max are delicious. Yeah. Lucky Charms are delicious. O's is a sleeper. Sure, it is. Okay. Well, yeah, it fell asleep through our entire childhood. Yes, it was. I feel like Blake as like the one who's got the ear to the street was just going to blow everyone away and you're on O's. You guys will see. You guys will see like the street.

will acknowledge that I am correct. All right. I can't wait for the streets, the streets to start talking. This is going to be like Adam's butt thing. All right. What do you mean, the pinnacle of our podcast? Kyle, do you want to go? Do you have one? I'm still kind of pondering. Yeah, I have one. For sure I have one. I mean, some of the best mornings of my life were spent with a box of Team Cheerios. Of what Cheerios? Team Cheerios. You lose!

I fucking love Team Cheerios. Team Cheerios? That's not what they're called. It's called Multi Cheerios. No, no, no, no. Fuck off, bitch. I know what I'm talking about. Team Cheerios was when they combined Honey Nut Cheerios, regular Cheerios, and Frosted Cheerios all into one box. He is correct. And it was fucking bomb. Oh, okay. Well, I'm seeing this. I think they just call them like Multi Cheerios now, don't they? That was later. That was a pivot. It was Team Cheerios. I think it came out during the Olympics possibly, and it was a

Yeah, that seems real. It was when we were doing a big Olympics push. And Kyle, it was fire. It was good. I don't think it's as good as apple cinnamon Cheerios, though, to be honest. I never liked that because I didn't really like apple. I didn't like the taste of apple, which was very strange. That's probably why I'm a vegetarian now, because I had no fruits when I was growing up.

But, like, I didn't like it. Daddy. Yeah. What is this thing growing from the ground? Nothing. I really, like, did not like any fruit. Eat this fish stick. Bananas. I still don't dig bananas. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, that's a weird thing where you think it tastes and smells like a corpse. Right. Yeah. You do. I remember when we lived together that it would be, like, almost...

almost a bit that you would have it would be like i can't even smell a banana i'll puke dude and but then i love bananas so i eat a banana literally i eat a banana every day and have forever for as long as i can remember and then uh i would have a banana i'd lay a peel around because you know you're 19 years old and you're not picking up immediately after yourself and you'd come into the uh the tv area and sit down and be like oh is that a

Is that a peel? Oh my god, dude. I'm gonna puke! Clean up on aisle vomit. And you're like, are you gonna puke? And then it was watching you try to make yourself vomit for like a solid 15 minutes after smelling the banana peel. And I'm like, is this real, man? Is it real? Is it real?

I mean, I think you nailed it. I still don't eat bananas fully, but I think it was a bit. I love that that was him nailing it. Fully? Did you say you don't eat bananas fully? No. I still don't eat bananas fully. I just chew them up and spit them out. I don't have them in their natural form. It's the one thing I won't eat in their natural form. I'll have like banana chips.

I'll have bananas in the smoothies. I'll do that, but I don't fucking peel a banana and eat a banana. I don't do that shit. Yeah, banana chips are fucking whack. What the fuck? Okay, anyways, Durs, what's your favorite cereal? Probably Smart Start. No. What the fuck? Not dude. Hated it. No.

Right.

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I think like when it comes down to it, the most satisfying cereal eating experience for me is Cocoa Krispies. I fuck with some Cocoa Krispies. Cocoa Krispies, like the munching, like it doesn't, it just, I like it. And then the chocolate milk afterwards. Gimme gimme. Okay. Yeah. It's a champ. It's better than Cocoa Puffs. Okay. I fuck with Puffs. But the Reese's Puffs.

Okay, those are kind of good. Go! Anything Reese's, you're going to find me in line for that. Let me give you the real competitor. Do you go Cocoa Krispies or do you go Cocoa Pebbles, my dude? I can't do Cocoa Pebbles. Like the Fruity Pebbles? Is that what we're talking about? No, the chocolate version. Oh, Cocoa Pebbles, right. Yeah, I fuck with the little Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Those are my dogs. Wow, Cocoa Pebbles. You guys didn't know I know those dudes?

Those are my guys. You know how like our agents are always yelling at us about like, you guys got to find an IP that you love and then develop a movie or a project around that IP. That's what's working right now. Like after Lego came out. And KFC. Yeah.

and KFC. I feel like we should do Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The three of us are the characters Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Is that Rice Krispies? That's so tight. Who do you think you are? Just based on the name, because I don't know what they look like. I feel like I would be Pop...

And maybe I'm like the little pop star of the group. I'm always singing and dancing. That's really cute. And I wear like very bedazzled outfits. You're pop locking. You're definitely pop locking. I'm pop locking and dropping. And maybe I feel like Durr's a snap. He always has just like slams. He's always just like shitting on us. Sure. Just snapping on us. I love these literal names. And I'm Crackle and I just smoke crack.

Yeah. And you're just, you're just hitting the pipe all the time. I'm a bass head. We have to find Crackle. It's one of those movies where like somebody goes missing. I like that. We got to find him. It's the hangover. Blake, you're not, you're not in the movie. Uh, it's, it's, it's a snap. Yeah. Pop looking for Crackle the entire film. No, sir. I don't like it. No, no, but they go back and forth. Like it's, uh,

we're looking for him, but then he's dealing with something. I'm trying to think. It's like pure luck. And then it cuts to him and it's just him like just just just ripping the crack pipe. Just kind of really down and out. Your guys is like a funny little like, hey, adventure, like comedy. And then mine is just leaving Las Vegas. Yeah, it's just the most depressing shit. Every time we get into trouble, like Pop has to like sing a song to get out of it. Or then like

Snap, we'll bust jokes and have the tough guys laugh and be like, you're okay, but he talked about my mom. She is kind of fat. He's that way. And then we'll just cuck to Crackle just like blowing. Just sucking dick. Yeah, blowing like the Trix rabbit for some money for some crack.

just shivering. Tricks are for kids. Tricks are for kids. I'm a man! Yeah.

Yeah, I'm feeling this idea. I am too. It could be bigger than Trolls World Tour. I feel it. Dude, if we get all the General Mills or whoever the fuck these ones are, like mascots in the mix. That's the big get. Yeah, you got to get the whole post-pop. The Toucan? The Toucan's like, we're looking for him and he's like, follow your nose. And we're like, okay. Well, admittedly, on some real talk.

because I don't... Oh, it's all real. It's all real. I don't think that the crack storyline will fly with General Mills. General Mills. General Mills. General Mills.

Generally, we make food for millennials. They're meals. Mills. Yeah, right, dude. I'm not buying it. It's General Mills. It's General Mills. Hey, this movie's going to make us some General Mills, motherfucker. There we go. Stacking cash. No, I think getting the rights to all of General Mills, Anders Mills. That is what it is. General quote unquote Mills.

I feel like getting the rights to that, that's a cool movie. That's a cool kids, adult movie that I feel like kids would watch. Maybe. Yeah, if you follow the trends, it's definitely going to happen. Like, it will get there. Oh, yeah. It'll get there. Oh, yeah. Let's talk to General Mills. Mills.

meals it's gonna be like steph curry when he went to nike and they were like hi stefan and he was like i'm out if we go in there and we say we want to make a movie for general meals we're fucked adam and that's real no they'll be like that's hilarious how you say that and that's the kind of comedy we hope you must be pop uh miss mispronounced comedy you seem like a pop

Do a dance. Timmy the Tiger. They're good. They're good. They're really good. And I think it's Tommy. I don't think it's Timmy the Tiger. Weird. It's Tony. Tony. It's Tony, man. It's Tony. Forget about it. Togi the Tiger. Yo, how about the Fruity Pebbles rap from back in the day? What?

Was there a more influential rap song than the fucking, my name is DJ Barney and I'm here to say, or whatever the fuck it was? I do not know what you're talking about. So I think there probably was a more influential rap song. No, no, no. This is it. This is it. We'll post it on the day. Well, no, don't pretend like you don't remember it. Just hit us with it. Just rap it. He's like, my name is DJ Barney and I'm here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way. And then he was like...

And he was like, Barney! And Fred fucking caught him. Because the commercials were always... Oh, it was the Flintstones. Barney was always trying to steal Fred's Fruity Pebbles. Okay. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. The commercials. Hey, Bon. Wait, no, that's Fred. What did Barney sound like? Barney! Oh, yeah.

The Fred. Barney would be like, hey, boo, boo, boo, kind of like that. And then Fred was like, hey, boo, boo. Hey, Fred, you want to go bowling? Fred was like a, what's his name? Moon, over the moon, to the moon, Alice guy. He probably did sound just like Yogi Bear. That was Yogi Bear, but I bet you Barney did sound like Yogi Bear. I don't know. What did Yogi Bear sound like? He was, he was, hey, boo, boo, pick a Nick Baskett.

Yeah, that was probably the same dude. Yeah, for real. For sure. That was Hannah. For sure they were just, hey, can you get in the booth and drop down this other character? Yeah, we're paying you 25 cents a week, get in the booth and do all these. I actually, you know, like a lot of people during the lockdown have been watching some pretty great movies on the list. I actually, I turned on the Flintstones live action movie. Oh, of course. Love it. That shit is so...

That's great. Well, dude, I was with, because I shoot The Righteous Gemstones with John Goodman, who obviously played Barney Rubble. Fred Flintstone. Oh, Fred Flintstone. That's right. He played Fred. Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. Yeah. And he was like kind of, because I think it was like critically panned when it came out. So he, I don't know, someone mentioned it and he kind of was rolling his eyes being like, oh, you know. And I'm like, hang on.

Stop right there. John Goodman. Do not shit on John Goodman. John Goodman. Shut up. Stop talking. Stop talking. Shut up, John. Shut up, John Goodman. You legend. I was like, do not shit on my total childhood. Because... And then you say, dude, you were fantastic as Barney. That movie rules. It's funny how movies were like, if you are of a certain age, they just hit you so right. And then even if the movie isn't...

You still look at it so fondly and you're like, I love that movie and I love it still to this day. Yeah. I'm going to be honest. When it came out, I didn't really give a fuck about it. Upon rewatching, that movie is really cool. Almost every single thing is practical. The sets, the costumes. I mean, is Jim Henson involved in this at all? What the hell?

Or Brian Henson? I looked it up. I don't know. I know it was like, it might be the reason puppets died because it costs so much money. Yeah, I think that was it. It just cost too much money. And so it didn't make its money back. And then Hollywood is like, and that's done now. It was a $45 million film.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's in like what? 1992 or 93? Yeah. And that's early 90s, 45 million, which if I do the math correctly, $180 million movie now. If I were to do math correctly. Adam, the thing you're talking about, the movies that like were like a moment in time that like held up. And if you watch them again now, you're like, fuck yes, they're great. But-

Goonies is one of those movies where if you didn't watch it growing up, people fucking hate on it. They're like, that wasn't good. I don't like it. People who never saw it growing up watch it now and are like, I didn't watch that movie growing up and I have mad respect for Goonies. You don't like Goonies, Blake. I don't like Goonies. I...

I thought sloth was cool, but other than that, I took nothing away from it. The truffle shuffle, maybe. I mean, the crazy adventure that they went on when they... But looking for treasure. But what about all of his gadgets and gizmos? The fucking slick on the... The Asian kid that had all the gadgets. That dude was dope. I think that's Indiana Jones. It's the same kid, same actor. Yeah, same actor. See, maybe I was half watching it. Maybe I was playing with Legos while I was on. Maybe you were watching Temple of Doom, which is not...

That movie's fire. He pulls a heart out of a dude's chest. I'm down for that. Goonies, I remember watching it and I was like, isn't it like look old? Like the film is bad quality and shit. Like doodoo. No. No. It's fucking good. The film is not bad quality. It's the same. It's hella old, isn't it? Isn't it from like the 60s?

Goonies? Yeah. Are you talking about like... What the fuck are you talking about? When did Goonies come out? Is that like 85? Yeah. See, I'm a 90s dude, man. I don't fucking know. Like 87 maybe? What's going on? What is happening? Are you cool, bro?

bro? Like, dude, the Cyndi Lauper, the Josh Brolin, Sean Astin. Did Goonies affect you guys this much? I don't give one fuck about Goonies. You're so far off right now, I'm like tripping. You just said it's in the 60s? Yeah. Okay, I was being facetious. And the film was bad, and that's the reason you didn't like it? What is going on right now? What's happening? Dude, it was an epic adventure. I mean, like...

It had Sean Astin as when he was peak cute Sean Astin little kid actor. Josh Brolin is like the jock. I think I know what's up.

I think I know what's up. I think I watched a copy that someone recorded off a television onto a VHS. What was your childhood like that you didn't watch it 12 times? Like, I feel like it was always on. I didn't watch it either as a kid. I didn't watch it. I watched it once. But here's the trippy part. Have you guys watched, there's a version for television where when they get to the pirate ship in the water and they're kind of like wading over to it, a sea serpent attacks them.

And that's not in the original movie, but they added it when it had to, like, stretch for two hours on TV, which is fucking crazy. Sounds exciting, too. I remember it being a real snooze. Blake, how can you think that going through those tunnels, like, where was your imagination as a kid? To me... I had tons. I liked... Come on, man. I had a great imagination. The opening whole sequence is amazing. There's bullet holes the size of matzo balls. Yes. You're telling me that your favorite... I mean, your childhood just must have been doo-doo.

It's not. Because your favorite cereal is O's. Your favorite cereal is O's. A cereal none of us remember as even being a thing. O's is fire. You can't spell Goonies without O's. And then you don't like Goonies. You don't fuck with Goonies at all. You know what? I'll maybe rewatch it. I didn't like it. And I liked a lot of very imaginative shit. I'm down with the Henson gang. I'm down for Labyrinth. I'm down for Dark Crystal. I'm down for Star Wars.

I'm down for all these adventures. It's just weird because I even think like when we were making Workaholics, when Blake Henderson would come up with like all these inventions and shit, like I would be channeling Goonies. Right. Is that what they did? I would channel Home Alone. Of course. Sure. I'm not going to talk shit on it. Well, guess what? Chris Columbus, the architect of it all, it's the same guy. It's the same guy. He's the shit, dude. Yeah. You know that dude fucking during lunch runs on a treadmill and watches dailies? You want to know what my fucking movie was? What?

funky butt loving that one right there rookie of the year baby well yeah dude great movie i was in it not a big deal that is true oh yes you were anders let's pib it let's just say i was a background actor when i was 12 and i'm in the lunchroom we gotta get that footage do we have it that hot footy anywhere yeah i got it because i remember we all watched it together and you're like right rewind it back right there right there they're there

There's a side of my head. And then sure enough, Durr's just, you know, he looked like young Durr's. I believe you had some kind of a ducktail haircut going on. A little long in the back? Nope, just short hair. Maybe a turtleneck? Maybe I'm having a stroke. Maybe I'm losing my mind.

You are striking out today. Yeah, you are all over the place. Oh, now Goonies from the 60s. Anders. Yes, Kyle. That movie is directed by Daniel Stern. We've had Daniel Stern on Workaholics and he was in Game Over Man. Did you ever talk to him?

Yes. About being in that movie. Great question. Because that's the only movie he's ever directed, I think. So here's the deal. Rookie of the Year is a movie that you should see about a kid baseball player who breaks his arm and then goes to play for the Cubs. And I think they win the World Series in the end. It's better than Goonies. It's amazing. It's the dream baseball movie. If you have kids, you got to let them watch that if they like baseball at all. So they filmed it at my middle school.

And then they basically like cast a bunch of kids to be in the background over the weekends and shit. Or maybe it was the summer. I can't remember. So I did that. They filmed at our school, did a couple scenes. And then my drama teacher recommended me for this scene. And I sat in the fucking bathroom in the winter at Wrigley Field waiting to shoot this scene for...

like a week and then they just cut it and like didn't didn't get in the movie so when daniel stern came to workaholics they were like hey he's here go say hi and i was like fuck you i got beef with this dude and i go yo man i was in the fucking bathroom waiting for a week because that's the only place the heat was on at wrigley field and uh i was like it was a scene there was this that and the other and he goes yeah we had to fucking cut it what's up and i was like i don't know

He just fucking checked me on my own show. What's cool is that it almost could have almost been like you did everything in your power in your career just to get to that very moment to have Daniel Stern in a room alone. Yeah, dude. I mean, but by the way, it got paid out the ass when I was a kid. But that's still probably super fun. Like as a kid, like unreal. Yeah. You're like hanging around. There's cameras, you know, you got paid. I think that's so awesome. I was on set.

Yeah. Yeah. I got to do that at the Oakland Coliseum when they were filming Angels in the Outfield. Also another, maybe the second greatest baseball movie. When everyone starts flapping their wings. I've never seen it. Good? Yeah. It's cool. Danny Glover, dog. Danny Glover, dog. Danny Glover, Christopher Lloyd. Wow. And that's when the Angels uniforms were sick. Yeah. They were like the California Angels. Hello. Yeah, it was dope. I got my baseball glove signed by Danny Glover. You got a glove? Okay.

signed by Danny Glover. Yeah. Do you still have that glove? I'm pretty sure it's at my folks house. Yeah. It's really funny. And I always love showing people it. Yeah. You have to get that same glove signed by like G love and special sauce. Yeah.

Crispin Glover. Crispin Glover. All the Glovers. You gotta get it. Fuck. That's unreal. I wish. That would have been so sick to have that throughout the career. I think you could pull that off. Just a weird glove that you carry around with you in your trunk to get signed by famous people with the last name Glover. Dude, I should start. Yeah.

Yeah, it was awesome. I was an extra in high school. I worked at a grocery store and Andrew Payne or Alexander Payne was – he goes by Andrew. His close friends call him Andrew. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

His close friends call him by a totally different name. Alexander Payne was doing About Schmidt, and they were shooting it at the grocery store that I worked at, at Baker's. And they wanted to use real background people, like people that actually worked at the store, as the background to make it feel authentic. And people knew that I liked...

comedy and acting that kind of thing so they're like adam do you want to be in the background i'm like yeah and they're like this is adam he dances at weddings hoping to be discovered he'll be perfect oh yeah what's gonna happen dude exactly and so i'm like 14 14 or 15 and they're like here's your shot and like well the time is now the real scouts are right there

And they wanted me to be stocking like a shelf. And then like 30, 40 feet closer to the camera, Nicholson is going to come, grab a gallon of milk, and turn around and walk out of the shot basically. And I'm just sort of stacking yogurts in the background. And I'm like angling my head out. Yeah.

to like, to make sure it's on camera. Like I'm leaned way back. Oh my God. Is your back to camera? No, I, I'm, it's a profile shot, but I'm like leaning way back and extending my arms hella far to like still stack, but make sure that I'm in the shot. Cause I just, I knew as an actor, you gotta find the lens. And so, uh,

And I remember like Alexander, like the AD goes to talk to Alexander Payne. And now I know that that's like the assistant director. That guy's butts too big. They're like, his ass is too huge. Hey, fat ass. They go, Hey guys. By the way, I'm like, there's only a few extras. They're talking to me. They're like, Hey, so this isn't, um, uh, Jack Nicholson. You,

You know, you're not in a movie. You're just stacking shelves. You know, so let's just stack shelves how you normally would stack shelves. Talking to everyone as if I'm not the only one stacking shelves. Right, right, right. And so I'm like, totally, totally, totally. And so, but then I like try to like, I do it to where like the rest of my body is angled out and I'm stacking shelves with one arm. A way that you would never hold.

stock shelves. Like you're fencing? You put a hand up on your head? Yeah, and I'm like kind of angling myself out so I could get on frame, but I'm not leaning back in the same way, and I'm thinking like this is gonna... And I'm like...

this is gonna make it so i i can stay in the movie and then they go great cut um hey we actually uh we got a new job for you if you want to come over here and i'm like oh my god nicholson probably saw me stacking stocking the shelves i was like this guy's got something i got lines they're gonna give me some lines jack wants a scene with you i've been discovered

I've been discovered. He might have seen me at my aunt Cindy's wedding dancing. And that was the first scouting of my talents. And they were like, here, you got to stock shells over here. And now I'm stocking shells. Like, and then I realized I'm no longer on camera at all. Like they put me down an aisle, just stocking. Like I'm actually just working at this point. You're holding the boom. Yeah.

Craft services. Fully cut out. Fully cut out. Make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So you were working. I mean, I'm not like saying this is a joke. You were working with Jack Nicholson. Like you saw Jack Nicholson when you were just a fucking teenager. I was working with Jack. Yes, I was working with Jack Nicholson.

But you know what I'm saying? Like that's fucking crazy. Cool. It was so cool. It was like, it was fucking. Yeah. But you didn't end up on the film with them. No, no, no, no. You need to make it your life's mission to go find those dailies. Yeah. You need to get that. Alexander. I, you know, he listens. This is Andrew Pena. Yeah. Andrew, Andrew Payne. Andrew Payne. Yeah. Text Andy. Uh, this is a, if everyone can turn it down, I'd like to speak just to, uh, Alexander. Uh,

You got it. Everyone turn it down. Thank you. Alexander. Hey, Adam here from the Baker supermarket location. Yes, of course. I would just like to say if we could get those dailies, I think it'd really help my career. And probably I'd like to put it in my reel to show that I've worked with greats such as Jackie Nicholson. OK, everybody can turn it back up now. And I hope.

Okay, cool. Durs, you did Alexander Fane's voice for one part for him saying, yes, of course. What am I doing? I'll let the bit ride. Let the bit ride. That was my favorite part. Yes, of course. What do you remember from Jack Nicholson in the grocery store? Did he have any lines or was it part of a montage? What do you think? No, it was just to show how, I think, depressed he was. And it was just like a montage of him doing stuff alone.

And you're dancing in the back stocking shelf. Just me in the background doing pock, block, and drop. Hey, that's not helping. Huh. You got moves. There's no denying it. Also, there's hot dogs outside. Go get one. Roll it! Hey, can we get that kid out of there? We just burned four takes. Yeah, totally. Totally. Let's get him out of here. No, we're not going to burn any more films. Can you get the special needs kid out of here? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

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I was also an extra in Funny People, the Judd Apatow movie. When I was working at the improv, I just quit working to do comedy full time. And I quit like maybe four months prior or something like that. And I got a call from Rita at the Hollywood Improv. Peeps!

We're shooting a movie down here at the Improv. There's all the stars in it. Wait, sorry. What did she call you? Peeps. And what does that mean? Rita is like a classic comedy club manager. Oh. Where they are just... I feel like they all are pretty kooky, fun women that are sort of the mother hens of the comics. And she's kind of the queen bee. Great person. Great person. She's the best. And she calls it...

If she likes you, she calls you peeps. And if she's upset with you, she calls you poops. Everybody? Yeah. For the most part. Okay, cool. Okay. I thought that was your nickname. Sorry. No, she called everybody like, peeps, I got something for you. And she was like, get your butt down here. I bet we can get you a line. And I'm like, awesome. So I rushed down. I put on like my old uniform as if I'm working at the improv. And then I'm just deep background. There's like, you see me in one take. You see like a profile shot of me like carrying a tray.

She's having you do manual labor in the basement again. You're like, I don't... Wait a second. They're rolling. No, just bring up those bottles from the basement. He did four takes and Apatow's like, can we just... We've already burned enough film on this. Can we get him out of here? Can we get the kid out of here? He just keeps walking right in the lens and looking at the camera. Eye-fucking the lens. We got it, kid. You found the lens. Good job. Mouthing, I'm talented. Now go find the front door. Yeah.

Apatow's known to just let the camera roll for 30 minutes, 30 seconds later. We're done. Cut. We're done. We're good. Moving on. I think we got it. Got it.

We got it. But that shit was just so exciting, like, when you're younger, to be around a proper movie set, you know? Just to, like, be around people actually making movies and TV shows. Especially, like, before we had really ever been on a true proper set when we were just kind of doing our own things, you know, back in the day. Right. I think my only experience with a movie set ever was that when I was on the Tramp Tour...

At Universal Studios, they were filming Jingle All The Way, and I was hyped. Everyone be quiet. They're filming an episode of Magnum PR. Wait, they were filming Jingle All The Way while you were on the tram? Yeah, everything was dressed like it was Christmas. I saw, what was his name, Power Man or whatever? Power Man. Wow. The whole thing about the movie is they're trying to get this toy.

Like Power Man. Oh, okay. Turbo Man or something. Right. It was there to take a meal, Moe. Yeah, I don't know if it was Arnold because at the finish of the film, at the finale, he dresses up as the character and he's in the parade and that's the shit I saw filming. So maybe I saw Arnold. I don't know.

Can I just say one thing? If it was Arnold, you'd know. Yeah, you'd know. That's true. Because there'd be little ponies running around him. Oh, Arnold's ponies. He'd be on his bicycle. Blake, you were with me when Arnold Schwarzenegger came to the Orange County Fairgrounds. I didn't go to that. That's the that's governator years. Yes. When he was running for the governor, he our teacher, it was like I was in like a

or drama class or something. And our teacher goes, hey, Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for governor. He's literally 200 yards away in the fairgrounds parking lot. If you want to go, I'm willing to just cut you loose from class and you guys can go over there. And I'm like, Latro. Adam pushes over an old lady. Yeah. To just shove an old woman on the ground. Move! Move!

Where's the camera? Where's the fucking camera? We're not filming. I swam through the entire crowd. I kept seeing, I had a little notepad where I would like write, you know, like little bits that I was working on because I was trying to do comedy at that point. And I went through the whole crowd going, OCC press coming through as if it was like a real credential. And I get all the way to the very front and I reach out and I touch Arnold on the shoulder and he turns around, gives me a double thumbs up and goes, yeah, yeah.

Nice. And I'm like, my heart stopped. I didn't know what to say. I was just like, yeah. And they were playing Twisted Sisters, We're Not Gonna Take It. That was his song? That was like his rallying cry. Yeah, it was like, we're not gonna take it. That's tight. I mean, admittedly, got my vote. That's all it takes. Right. I mean, you left to go see Arnold. I stayed in class. I finished reading Samuel Beckett and...

I'm a better person for it. And eating my bowl of O's. Yeah, I like that story. Wait, did you guys all do theater in high school? Oh, yeah, brother. Yeah. And what productions do you remember being horrible or shining in or having a good time doing?

I had to play the part of God in one act. Nice. Yeah, you did. And it was the most lines I've ever had. What is with the smile you have when you say that? I had to play God. And now I'm a director and I play God. No, it was just the most. Kyle's so happy. It was the most lines. He just wants to be God. That's why he became a director. Power trip. Well, dude, you got to understand that I was a tech guy. I was fucking like running the spotlight. And then I'm like, well. God.

really get up in that shit who me you want me to be God you kind of did it wasn't like you were stage crew I was stage crew for like the first like two years and then I did let's talk to Blake because he's gonna give us the real like you're spinning a fable about yourself a little bit yeah like you like most lines I've ever had that's all I wanted to say it was harder but like stage crew let's be honest stage crew cats in high school was a weird little bunch man they were already like being like I

I run the lights, so this is what I do. You were not that guy. It wasn't like we were dusting you off. This dude is clowning him. It wasn't like we were dusting you off and throwing you on stage. This is your first time speaking in public. You were a popular kid. No, no. I had done damn Yankees. I had done like... I just remember the stage crew had hella keys. Ha!

Yeah, they loved their keys. That was power to them. Like, every key is another level. Oh, do you need to get in here? Well, it is a weird thing in high school to be like...

It's one thing if you like are into drama because you're like, yeah, you like performing. But the kids that are like, I just like setting stuff up. Yeah. And you're like, OK, that's it. No, I always was interested in both. I mean, I was. But you have charisma. Yeah, you do. You weren't like a backstage dweller, like a golem. No.

My favorite actor. No, no, I know. It was just a lot of lines and it was, I was hella nervous playing that part. And I don't think I was good because I remember I had to say the word like Arab and I said Arab as God. Still can't say it.

But guess what? You probably got some chucks out of it. Adam, no. No, because where we grew up, they didn't know that's how it was pronounced. Nobody fucking told me. Diablo. That's true. Diablo. So I did like six nights where, as God, I said Arab, like a fucking idiot. It still haunts you. No one corrected you? No, nobody did. Hey, nobody cared up there. Yeah. It was weird. But you know what? Let me give a little credit to the stage crew. Yeah.

It was just something to do, which is all you need in high school. That's true. And they did hella fucking drugs.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Everybody's just smoking weed for sure. And also, yeah, I will say they were probably getting blow jobs like back backstage. That's like a very forbidden place where shit goes down. Dude, the dankest skunk weed blow jobs. I will say that like as much as people shit on, uh, the drama departments in high school, like for my drama department in high school, like they won state. They were like cool, but still like, uh,

that's not cool. It doesn't matter. Exactly. But still like everyone, all of my other friends that were athletes would like shit on it. So for sure, I would like make up lies. I'd be, cause I was like ashamed of like that. I actually enjoy doing drama and this and are more artistic stuff and be like, Oh, so you see press. Yeah, for sure. I would know. I'd be like, uh,

I have to go because they're like, hey, come over to Ryan's garage after school. We're going to smoke weed. And I'd be like, I wish I could, but I actually have to help my dad build a deck. And so and then. Oh, you would lie about. Yeah. And then it's me going to rehearsals. And then suddenly, like, I'm in the play. I'm one of the leads of the play. Come, you know, a few weeks later. And they're like, wait a second.

I've already told this. I've been told that I've already told this story. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to build a deck and then like, you know. And then, you know, I'm lying to people, but I will say that more than any other group in high school, I feel drama people are the horniest. Boxing.

bro. Yeah, let's talk about this. They're all giving hand jobs and blow jobs and fingering backstage. It's a real weirdo orgy back there. It's co-ed. Tons of awkward massages, all the weird stuff. It's co-ed. That's the whole thing, is that it's co-ed. You're around girls. Like,

Basketball, football, you're separated. Thank God, because they'd be fucking all day. Well, and you know, sometimes you're in a scene where it's a love scene. Wait, were you ever in a love scene in high school? Absolutely not. So what are you talking about? Wait, so what is a play that you did, Blake? There's plays, a play I did? Yeah, I mean, Kyle talked about it, but like, everyone wants to hear about you doing Hamlet. Yeah.

I never did. I didn't. I didn't love. I love performing. I love getting laughs. I loved all that. The one outlet for that is the drama department. Thank God we had an improv team. That's where I really liked to be. Oh, okay. Well, you were legendary.

Blake was legendary on the improv team. I have to give, I have to pump him up here because he was like one of the first freshmen to be on the improv team at Clayton Valley High School. With seniors? Dang, yes. With seniors. It was a four-year thing and most of the time you didn't get on the team until you were a junior or a senior. But Blake,

And our buddy Teddy came in and fucking stomped the door down and got in as freshman. Yeah, kicked the door in. And we won the Diablo Valley Improv League Championship that year. Diablo Valley. And to be honest, I think that's why, because I was interested in performing before that, but then I'm like, God, I'm never going to be as good as these guys. I'm going to go to crew. Right, right, right. I thought you were going to be like, yeah, they're a theater, but I don't like doing that. I'm good at skateboarding, but I do freestyle walking instead. Yeah.

I did slam poetry at the talent show and I caught the bug. Yeah, you were great. We had a super cool theater teacher, drama teacher, Mr. Wills, RIP. He's very influential in my life. I think I met him, right? Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you guys did. And, you know, he would make me come out of my shell. So I did musicals and I always told him, like, I don't want to do musicals. I fucking think they're... I love to watch a great musical. I don't want to ever be in a musical. Like, I told him that. He's like...

You got to, dude. Use this in your bones, kid. Let it rip. Just like fucking shut up and do it. That is what's cool about just being in high school. You just do things that are a little bit that you're just trying stuff out because you don't really know what you like and what you don't like up to that point. So you're like, well, maybe I maybe I'll like this. Maybe I won't. But it's kind of giving it a go.

in the moment it is terrifying like you think like that is like your whole brand or I don't know whatever it's like what you are but like yeah I'm really glad I did it because now I know I fucking don't like doing it right right

Yeah. It's like, I look back at like, cause you're just so self-conscious in high school of, of thinking like people are judging you or you gotta be cool for this reason or that reason. And, uh, I remember like, cause I could always just sing. And so the, the, the like show choir, uh,

teacher or coach or whatever was like, Adam, we want you in show choir. Like if you audition, you, you will get in. And I remember, how did he know you could sing? Because, uh, we had like choir in school. So you had, Oh, you just had to sing in like music class and music class. Okay. And so, uh,

So they're like, oh, you are a good singer. You would be in the show choir if you auditioned. And I kind of was like – because I like singing, but I didn't – I already was doing drama. So I'm like, I can't do both things. Like I do want to – My friends will kill me. I do want to get a blowjob once in high school. So if I do both, I don't know if that's going to happen.

Little did I know that these creative types, they were the ones doling out those early blowjobs. Real friendly around here. Yeah. That was the thing. You go get in the wings right before you have to get on stage. Yeah, side stage was horny as fuck. There was a certain point where it was like, I'm going to give you a boner before you go on stage. Oh, yeah. It's like, what the fuck? Tensions were high. Like, what the fuck? I love this so much, but like, what the fuck?

You'd be on stage, you'd look in the wings, and some chick would be showing you her titties to throw you off so you forget your lines. Yes. Like, it was crazy. So cool. That happened exactly to me when I was a... Yeah, it's real. I was a freshman, and she was a senior.

and it was right before we were about to go out, she just like whipped her titties out for me. And when you're a freshman, a senior's titties, I mean, it might as well be-- - Woman's breasts. - She's a woman. - Any form. - And you're just like, oh my God. And she was like, oh my God, I wish you weren't a freshman. We'd have so much fun. And then she walked on stage and I'm like, "Piske's wings."

Mom, I know what I want to do for the rest of my life. I'm an actor. Yeah. I'm going to be Lady Macbeth real quick, but hold that thought. Hook, line, and sinker. I'm an artist. Dude, she caught me. Wow. I'm an artist. I'm an artist now. I like you, Liz. Dude.

God damn. I think you guys were there when I found this out, but you were talking about the like cool theater teacher and all that. We had a fucking dope theater guy too, who got like busted for some shit. Oh, really? Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

I think actually Allegedly he was arrested I think he got busted on some shit And like that sucks for those people But I do remember him just being like Like busted on like some Abuse of power stuff Like touching some young kids He never left the department He always stayed young

just, you know, touching and grabbing and doing the stuff. Why are you turning into Bill Cosby? That's the worst thing to do. That's the code. That's who he was. I think you get it. It's horrible. Okay, okay. He did some freaky shit with some boys. Okay, okay, okay. But what's crazy is I just remember him being like, oh, this dude tells dirty jokes and stuff and this is mad cool. This guy's cool. I was like, he treats us like a grown-up. It's a disgusting habit.

Yeah, my high school principal growing up under, it was a closeted gay man. He got caught like- Allegedly. No, he was arrested. He was arrested. Okay, cool. And he got arrested for like trying to blow an undercover cop in a bush at our local park. Oh.

Wait, when is that against the law? Isn't that a public problem? Sex in public, yeah. You're not allowed to do that. And maybe he made him pay for it or something? You're not allowed to do that, but you are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings right before going on stage. I don't know.

Public school. It's an disgusting habit. Doesn't that suck, though? Isn't that set up to fucking catch these dudes? It's for sure set up. Well, I guess it's set up, but like, isn't it bullshit? Because it's like, all right, these guys who want to get their fucking rocks off, where are they going to go? They're going to fucking go pay for a hotel? That gets expensive.

They gotta go outside. Hold up, brother. I'm with you. They gotta go outside. Apparently Griffith Park. Hey, don't you want to get a nice cool breeze blowing on you when you're- You gots to. And also, he wasn't even getting his DS. Right, he was getting a blow and up a guy. Yeah, he was sucking DD. He just wanted to give back to the local community. The undercover cop was getting asked- Funky. Fuck.

Yeah, it was it was he like was like you want it and he like got on his knees and bought to pull it out And then they arrested him so apparently allegedly I pulled out his badge Can you imagine being that cop and be like all right? Sanderson tonight you're on duty. Okay. What are we doing? We bust this up you're gonna be trying to get a guy to suck your dick tonight And here's the catch. It's in the park. I

I bet you won't have to be doing too much acting. Okay, nobody heard that. I'm not getting fired. What's up? So just kind of go on the swing. Just kind of be swinging around, looking cute as fuck or whatever you got to do. Yeah, try to look cute. And Sanderson, where are those tight khaki pants that you wore two weeks ago that you wore to our barbecue? Okay. Okay.

You gotta like bait people. Like some dude, you're like, hey, do you want a little something? They're like, not with you. You're like, what? Yeah, you sure have to send your like cutest officer. That's a bizarre sting operation. You know what? That's the movie. Hot Cops. That's our follow up to Snap, Crackle, Pop. No, that's just Snap, Crackle, Pop become police officers. And Crackle's the one who comes. Yeah, we all know what the pop is. Pop and Snap are cops.

Pop is a cop? You gotta snap the button off, and then crackling is the blowjob, and then the pop is the shot. Is it? How you think crackles the blowjob? You look very quickly. You know how it'd be, crackling. Hey, bro. I'm gonna tell you right now, if you don't crackle the cock, bro, you ain't doing it. She had them pop rocks in the mouth.

It'd be crackling. All right, guys, any take backs, apologies or epic slams? Most of it. Most of it. Yeah, I got an epic slam. Adam, stop telling the same damn story. Hey, Adam.

Epic slam, Kyle. Epic slam, bro. Wow. No, see, it's called an epic slam. And that was just a regular slam. Right. I don't know how epic that slam was. You lose. That's the first time we've tried an epic slam. I just busted the seal on the epic slam.

That's why you're not Snap. We've never done it before. That is true. Do the spotlight, dog. Do the spotlight, okay? Just worry about setting up a C-stand or something, homie. Burning others feels good.

I guess I do want to say, uh, I want to compliment everyone except for Adam for not telling the same damn stories all the time. That's an epic slam. That is an epic slam. There we go. That's good. It's a one, two, it's a compliment and an ES. That was great. What a solid ES. Really good. Um, I would love to apologize to, uh,

The movie Goonies, you know, evidently I have a weird memory of it. Maybe I saw it on a dirty ass VHS re-recording, but I will revisit it. And sorry for all the shots fired. You proved my point, which I appreciate. Thank you for that. Because I said people who didn't really watch it growing up watch it now. And they're just like, this movie fucking sucks. So it does suck. No, people who didn't watch it growing up.

are obviously like brain damaged or something like something's wrong. Uh, and they think it sucks. So if I go back and watch it now, not even liking it as a kid, I'm going to say it sucks ass guys, guys, guys, guys, all movies from the eighties and also a lot from the nineties are just, it, it,

it's so much slower. Like now movies have to hit you over the head right away and it's got to be a 90 minute shotgun blast. When movies back in the day used to take some time to ease you into the world and now they just hit you over the head with it. So it's just a different type of movie making. What do you prefer? Because sometimes I find it so like, I just find it nice to let it unfurl in the beginning as opposed to like, boom, this is the thing and you got to get the thing by this time. We're talking pace. Well, it's, I feel like I...

I'm so used to that now that watching an older movie does... I am like, well, fucking get to it. Like, I rewatched... Was it Alien? What's the first one? Alien? Alien. Super duper slow. So good. So slow in the beginning. And I remember... I almost turned it off. I'm like, god damn, are they gonna fucking get to it? But then by the end of the movie, I'm like, incredible movie. Absolutely love that movie. Right. Worth... And building tension. Yes. Also...

Smoke weed during the first part. Be smoking weed during the first part. Hey, Blake, you know I be smoking the weed, dog. That's my boy. Smoke weed every day. And that's why you crackle, boy.

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