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Jean-Claude Van Damme looks exactly like Ernest. There's an alligator out there with a pussy. All I'm saying is Kentucky's in the South, dude. The dirty South. This is not semantics. This is important. Buckle up. Yo. Alright.

T-I-I-Nation. Popo Zao! Oh, now I remember what the podcast is. I feel like I'm not clicked in until a Popo Zao, and then I'm like, oh, right, this is us. And then this is what we do. This is it.

Welcome back, TII Nation. And thank you for the wampum gangam style. Absolutely. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, Anders? Hi, Anders. Hey. Hey, Kyle. Hey, what's up, Adam? How you doing? Not much. I'm doing good. Cool. How are you, Blake? I'm doing great. Hi. How are you? How are you? Hey, Blake. How's it going, dude? Love your smile. Hey, dude. Hey, guys. Hey, what's up, YouTubers? How are you? Yeah.

Smash the subscribe button. Like and subscribe. Smash it. Ring that bell. Do you guys watch anything on YouTube where people are hosting it? I don't. For whatever reason, they all think they need to open up the episode or whatever you call it with the same like, what's up, fam? It's the same shit. Everyone's just doing the same thing. TII Nation. Right. It's so weird. We always open up with like, oh.

Oh, hey. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying one dude opens up the same. I'm saying many different people start their YouTube whatever's the exact same way. You're saying there's a universal YouTube...

call sign when you start. Yes. It's fucking weird. There's an art of the vlog. What is it? Let's start doing it. It's like, hey, what's up world? Or like, what's up guys? And you're just like, but it's no, no, no, no, but it's the same cadence. There's a weird, there's a weird cadence to these YouTube hosts who are like, we're back again, y'all. I'm going to show you guys these new nails I bought. These are for wood. These are for drywall. Do your kids any, and this goes for

any y'all maybe not kyle because i don't think his child is deep into the youtube game quite yet no no he's not but uh do your kids derz or blake want to be youtubers when they grow up

I think the children are super more aware of just being famous. I know that's always been a thing, but I don't know. I kind of always grew up just wanting to be in comedy and not so much caring about the fame of it all, but it seems like that influencing and YouTube makes it... Yeah. I feel like as a little kid, I didn't even...

think of like being an actor. I just thought like, yeah, movies are a thing that we watch together as a family, but like, I want to be a baseball player, a dancer. I just want to be a dancer. Discovered at a wedding as a dancer. Did you say you wanted to be a baseball player? Yeah. When I was like real young and then like 12, I was like, Oh, I can't, you know, play baseball in the new wheelchair. So yeah, it's impossible. And everyone was like, didn't you want to play baseball? And you're like, I was joking. I,

I tell jokes. It was a fucking joke, man. I'm a jokester. I love jokes. But it's weird. Kids like love YouTube now. Blake, are you saying that these kids are just wanting to skip the craft and go straight to the fame?

Is that what's happening on YouTube right now? Well, I think it directly is like a trickle down from like you can see how many people view stuff. You can see how many people like stuff. Like it's very monetized in that way. Like before you would just throw it into the dark. You could kind of guess how many people were on your jock. But now you know if you're famous or not.

You know how many people are on your jock, right? Exactly. You have that jock counter up top. I wish that's what the like button was called, jock counter. Jump on my jock. How many jocks do you have? Smash that jock button. How many guys are on your jock? Smash that jock button. Come on. Smash my jock. Let's go.

Let's go! You got any more? You got another one? That other one was Lil Nas X at the BMAs, though. So good. Oh, my God. Can we talk about how fucking... He gave out a battle cry of a let's go, and it just got me juiced, man. I bet the rest got you juiced, too. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it.

You can feel it. You can feel. He hit it with a Z. Let's go. That's great. He wanted to go. He fucking killed it. Nah, he tweaking though. He tweaking. He killed it at the BET Awards and then just when you think you can't outdo himself, he outdid himself. Well, he butt fucked a ton of dudes on stage, right? Did he? Yeah. He was just in like a

A little pit of men. It was very sexual. Yeah, he was in a little booty short. I watched her for like 30 seconds and then... And then you had to finish. I got to go to the bathroom. I couldn't watch it anymore before jerking off, dude.

It was too hot to handle, man. It was hot. There were guys like rubbing their dicks and I was like, are we, can we do that now? What's the deal? Wait, wait, I didn't see this. What do you mean? How are they rubbing it? Can you show?

Can you show us since this is a video pod? Yeah. I don't know if I can. That's what I'm asking. Like, is it like a, is it like a. Show us right now as friends. No, it was like a sexual. No, dude, you have to watch the video. It's like I watch, I like, I literally turned it on and I just saw a man bent over and him grabbing a dude by the waist and butt fucking him. And I'm like. Yeah.

He rocks, dude. It was great. Well, they're not actually butt fucking. It's obviously a pantomime of a butt share. It's a pantomime butt fucker. Yeah, it's pantomime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the difference between us and we can start at their penis, dude. Things have gotten advanced. Let's go!

Things have gotten advanced. Sure. I like the way it's going. Things have gotten real sexual. So this is the new like Britney and Madonna kissing is like non-sex butt fucking a dancer. That's dope. Thank you. Yeah, now like women can just kiss all day long. People are like, we've seen it. You old ass millennials. No, this is great. This is pushing the art forward. This is fantastic. But it's not, Kyle. It isn't though. And I don't want to. What do you mean? Yes, it is. Okay. Put your foot down. But you said it's pushing the art forward.

Okay. And here's why it's not. And here's why it's not. Okay. Hot take. Okay. We're waiting. Because, and this is an old man stance, I guess, but the VMAs are so fucking corporate now. Oh.

Oh, crazy. Brought to you by American Express. Yeah. You think he's like wiling out and like pushing the envelope, but like it's so sponsored. Nobody cares. It's all good. Everyone's not like shocked. No one's surprised. They love it. Yeah, but that's a good thing to put in the mainstream. No, it's a commercial.

I mean, everything is a commercial. Be it whatever it is, it's still like him expressing himself on stage through choreography. So that's dope. When we were growing up and we saw that shit, that shit would be outrage, right? I know. I think there is some outrage. But what I'm saying is that everything wasn't brought to you by fucking Snickers or whatever. Because if that didn't satisfy you, Adam...

A Snickers would. Yeah, but money pushes art forward, too. This butt fucking has been brought to you by. Yeah, but I mean, we're talking about the VMAs, dog. That's always been that's never been like a super punk rock fucking thing. It's always been worse now than ever. They're like this next Lil Nas butt fucking performance will be brought to you by Corn Nut. It was.

And that's cool. That means the art is progressing. That's good. That's good. I feel like. I don't understand. This is the one time Kyle's taking this side of corporate America. It's very weird. I like it. Yeah. He's like, no, it's great. I actually love it. I don't quite understand it, though. I don't quite understand it because the money follows the culture. Then you know what I mean? So this is the culture popping through and the money is supporting that. So what's the problem with that? To me, that's. Oh.

financial progress i've been thinking about this a lot lately though like you have oh sure it was like a thing when we were coming up like selling out was goofy like you didn't give up your art to brands because then what would happen is what we live in today where literally every single thing we see is a commercial we're all just walking commercials now you tag your shit right brought to you by tushy

This podcast is brought to you by Manscaped. Yeah, exactly. This friendship is brought to you by Liquid IV. They're best buds, we promise. Friendship. Perfect. But I was like,

I mean, I feel like the internet started because we were all so sick of watching commercials in between TV shows. And now literally the internet is just commercials without you even knowing they're commercials. Oh, dude, I was thinking about this today too because I was watching Norm's. Norm has a show on Netflix and he's always like, you want a Red Bull? Norm Macdonald? Okay.

R.I.P. R.I.P. Didn't give him flowers. But he was he was giving out Red Bulls. He's like, you want something from the drink thing? He's giving out Red Bulls and people are drinking Red Bulls on the screen. I'm like, yeah, product placement. Perfect. Perfect. And I thought back to like, I'm pretty sure our opening shot of workaholics because of

the relationship that Viacom had with Red Bull is a floating Red Bull bull in the pool. Like it is an indoor, like a commercial is our first shot. That was on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. But Red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull was counterculture. I don't think that was on purpose. Was it? That was 1000% on purpose because they had a deal with Viacom and

And I was like, I got the shot. Then I wouldn't have done the show. I'm out. I'm a monster guy. I put it in there. Then I walk. I put it in there. Sell out. Hey, Kyle, now I pass on the show and I want you to digitally erase me from the show. That's what's cool, though, is if they were smart, they could turn that into a monster can. They could turn that into anything they wanted now. Right. Wouldn't that be so tight if we could do that? If we're like, you know what? Enough is enough. Fucking replace me. And then they just replace you with some other actor. Yeah.

Of this old show. It's just another Blake's face. Timothee Chalamet. Whoa, that would... Yes, exactly. That would be so wild. Well, we're going to get there to where, like, it's just Tom Cruise is in every movie, and they digitally, like, age him down to where he looks 25 again. I mean, I'm thinking, like, that would be sick if you kind of played movies like you do, say, like, a video game where you choose your character. You could choose who you want to see in the movie. Like, you could pick the actors and plug them in. This is so scary. So there was a big thing...

thing when they were replacing Chris Plummer in the money movie. No, they were right. Or they replaced Kevin Spacey with Chris Plummer. Yeah. Right. Right. And then they just did the same thing with Tig Notaro and Chris D'Elia, you know, in the in the zombie movie. Right. But there was something where somebody cast fucking James Dean in a movie.

Right. They actually cast a director actually cast James Dean in a movie. The porn dude, the porno guy? No. Yeah. The dead actor, the dead actor from Rebel Without a Cause. Oh, I don't know. I know one James Dean. Kyle, the way you're phrasing this, you're like a director actually cast James Dean. This was what they were talking about. Well, I think that's right. That's what I heard, too. And then it's like his estate had to sign off on it. Yeah. And then the estate is going to get paid for it.

Oh yeah, this is like an Asian dude, right? That's so bizarre. Is this an American movie or an Asian movie? I can't remember the details of the movie, but yes, the estate was getting paid and they had enough information about James Dean's face that they got an impersonator to come in and...

do the movie or this was the plan I can't I don't know what came of it but they got an impersonator coming and do the movie and then they put his face it was Blake on that guy's face like looks just like sure I'm James Dean hey hey you're tearing me apart I'm James Dean you're tearing me apart

I remember when I was like, do you remember at the Camden Martinique where we used to live? In Costa Mesa? In Costa Mesa. And I had a giant poster of James Dean in my bathroom. Oh, cool, dude. Hollywood. Just because I think I went to like Hot Topic and bought a bunch of posters. And then people like, I don't know, we had like some, it was like a theater thing came over to my house and

And like all the gay dudes in our, in like the theater group were like, oh, I didn't know you're gay dude. I'm like, I'm not a, what? They're like James Dean. He's like a gay icon. And they were like, whoa, like he's a gay icon. And you have it. Like, it was like over, it was like basically over my bed. It was right there. I didn't know. I didn't know.

It's okay. I'm fine with it. I wasn't aware. Fast forward to Little Nas X. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I should have just had that and like Wizard of Oz shit above my bed. Yeah, I knew about Wizard of Oz. And Little Nas X. Well. Early, early Nas X. Early Nas X when he was like nine. It's super weird that I have it over my bed. Very illegal. This kid is going to be good. Did you say nine? Yeah, because he's so much younger than me. He must have been like, yeah, maybe that.

I'll give you that. Maybe that. We're not going to do the age thing here, okay? Come on. I don't want anybody to know how old I am. Come on. I bet that's right. Right? I was 20. I bet he's like, what? No, I'm saying 10 years younger than me. Less, more than 15. Lil Nas X. I think he's like 20, isn't he? We're not going to do the age thing. Yeah.

Yeah, don't do the age thing. I don't know. He's little, dude. The guy's little. I mean, there's lots of littles. I mean, Lil Wayne's still Lil Wayne. The guy's like 45. Yeah, old Wayne. No, but Nas X is like, he's like 22. Can the producers give us the age of Lil Nas X? I think he's like 22. Oh, shit. I got it right on. Kyle, right on the money. Boom. Tap down. You're a 22-year-old. Hey, tune in here. He saw that VMA performance, and he was like...

that's a 22 year old body pushing the art the youth will always push the art forward all right let's go let's go brought to you by corn that push the art brought to you by bugles well i think that's the difference between like our generation like millennials we're like you know what yeah uh gays should be able to get married and then this generation z is like pushing it

so far forward that like the old guard was like no gays shouldn't be able to get married like fucking old people and we're like no they should be able to get married and then generation z's like well we're all polyamorous uh there's no gender anymore right and uh we're all fucking each other yep and and then then the old guard is now like

all right gay marriage is fine right right you can you guys yeah yeah you guys can get married it's fine we'll give you that one yeah well that's kind of exactly that's a great plan of attack is like push it way all the way forward so that like people aren't weirdly offended by shit that they shouldn't be offended by it's crazy right it can backfire though it could yeah because like i just wanted to do the podcast with kyle but

But I was like, well, let me start by asking all the guys. And then you stayed. And then we all agreed. And here we are. Right. And I was like, oh, fuck. We were like, friendship. Yeah! Ders. Let's do a DK talk. Ders and Kyle. Let's do it. Yeah. Oh, DK. I'd be hyped on that. What would that be? Polycharged. Yeah, it would be super polycharged. Yeah, we would get into it. That shit would be polychar. We would talk voting and politics.

Yeah, if you guys could just talk like local California politics the whole time, that would be sick. Anybody vote for... What's that chick's name who has the pink Corvettes? Diane or whatever? Oh, Angeline. Angeline. So if you don't live in California or LA, there's a woman who... She must be like 80 years old now, but she looks like a Barbie doll from...

from mattel and uh sponsored by mattel she is like platinum blonde she's been driving these pink corvettes for the last like 30 years can i say still kind of hot yeah oh she can get it are you kidding me bro absolutely she ran for governor she was like on that list 70 she's 70 and she doesn't look a day over 68 yeah yeah great ass she's a legend though

yeah she is she's on billboards she is i remember like uh she's like a west hollywood legend and she has like she had i remember when we first moved when i first moved to la there was like billboards yeah of angelic angelene or angelic angelene i believe it's angelene and there's like billboards everywhere and then and then i saw uh i've seen her you know obviously just living there you you would see her out and about and it was always like

rare spot and you're like oh there she is as if she's a real like a sasquatch all she is is just a woman who paid to have billboards of herself up and then like has branded herself like the queen of west hollywood and she just wears all pink but what's fucking dope yeah what's her profession what's her thing no that is her thing just being her rocking our world she wants to be an actress i believe but she never made it yeah so she just like is like a she's a she is she's

She just is pink and she's like, I'm the pink person. Yeah. And she drives a pink Corvette. When you say it like that, it doesn't sound cool, but it's very cool. Yeah. She's like super cool, dude. She's got a cool car. No, no. I just want to get to the bottom of it. You know, I don't... I mean, yeah. Obviously, it's so sick. Yes. She drives a pink Corvette...

period obviously super sick i'm sure people give her like you know whatever her rate is a thousand dollars or two thousand dollars whatever to like come to their party and be like a novelty and be like look we got angeline yeah she on cameo over there by the by the uh shrimp bowl i heard she's a really bad party guest though she just fucking rages break shit steal shit dude that sounds fun as hell that sounds like you dude and

Well, you can't have two go-hards. I just don't know. Blake Anderson and Angeline cannot be in the same place. That's too much hot energy. I want to get on a billboard with her. Maybe I could fight her on Triller. That would be pretty cool. Me versus Angeline. Evidently, you could pay her to take a photo with her on her Corvette, which I think maybe we all do. Next time we're all in Hollywood together, we do that.

She'll be dead Adam. Yeah. Next time we're all here together. Oh, yeah.

Right.

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Well, didn't, wait, didn't like the movie The Room kind of did a similar thing where it like had that billboard up in Hollywood forever? Yeah, when I moved here, it was up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that dude's name? Tommy Wiseau?

Yeah. That sounds right. Tommy Wiseau. Yeah. What was the movie that Seth Rogen made about a disaster artist? Right. Well, I don't know if you guys ever film. Right. Have you guys ever seen? Well, he's canceled. It's his movie. Have you guys ever seen the. Absolutely. Have you ever seen the room? The actual movie? The room? Yeah. Yeah.

kyle yes yes one thousand percent dude it's fucking charged bro that was a film school must get so charged right now why are you so charged about it dude i love the room it's so good it's like that was a film school must because you'd go on i mean everybody came to la and you like see this billboard and you're like what is this i didn't think it was good

Hot take. Oh, you didn't, Anders? Yeah. Whoa, Durst. I'm pissed now. I thought it was bad. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I'm siding with Anders on this one, and I didn't think it was good. What? It drags. Yeah. It lacks plot. There's some plot holes. The acting's fine. Yeah. The best part is the really good acting. Right.

It lacks arcing. It's really just very rough. I agree. I agree. It's great. I think the acting is fantastic. The only thing that could have made it better, if my favorite actor in the world, Kyle Nuchuk, was in the movie, then that's the only way the acting could have been better.

Wow. And I stand by that, dude. Hey, they'll be able to do that. Oh, man. You'll be able to plug them in. There's no way. Tommy Wiseau is a genius. He really put his all on that screen. It's awesome. Did he ever make a follow-up film or was he a one and done?

Done. Damn. That's it. He just hung on to that. Damn. I mean, some of these guys... Actually, there was one from the Bay Area that a guy made one around the same time called Birdemic. Did you guys ever hear about this film? Oh, yeah. Birdemic? I've heard the name. Yeah. Birdemic? It has like bad CGI birds that...

oh yeah like there's like they're at the beach and the fucking seagulls go crazy oh that's what it is it's like birds it's so good it's like birds yeah but it's like all the birds are now attacking everyone and the dude couldn't like couldn't like afford the cg so like what ended up in the movie are is the sickest computer graphics like you will ever see right well you know what would be really fun guys uh in

Instead of trying to make a really good movie for the next movie that we do together, besides the Workaholics movie, we should just get a hold of Sci-Fi Channel and go, hey, we'll make your fucking silly little disaster movies. Because that seems so damn fun to do. I mean, the Sharknado movies get like fucking 20 million people watching them. Absolutely. Hey, dude. Maybe me too. What about fucking Let's Make Croctopus?

What's croctopus? Is that an eight arm? Eight alligators connected together. Eight crocodiles. Croctopus, bro. Let's go. Are you coming up with that right now? Right now. Yeah. You just came up with croctopus. That's right now. That's it. Are you fucking serious? Yep. Croctopus. Wait, hold on. No, no, no. Hang on a second. Hang on. I want to get to the bottom of this.

Kyle, Kyle, that would sell in the room, dude. If you, if you, if we went to, I just, you just made that up. Bullshit. I just made that up. Bullshit. I don't believe you. What do you want me to swear on? What do you want me to swear on? Anything. What do you have around you? Fucking cup of coffee. Swear on it. I mean, we could do this all day and we can sell this in the room.

I love Croctopus. Bro, let's do it. Are you seeing it as something like eight heads? Volcano beaver. And it's just a volcano that just rubs beavers, dude. Wait, Adam, hang on. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Did you just make that up? I just made that up. There's no way. You just made up volcano beaver. Volcano beaver. There's no fucking way. Volcano beaver. You guys got together before this and wrote all these down. Hey, I got one. Hurricanth.

You tried to be mad. That's actually pretty good. Guess what? Sold in the room. Hurricats sold in the room, dude. Snake dog. Thank you. Snake dog? Wait, snake dog? Snake dogs every day. We're going to have to pass?

Snake dog. We just want to stop at Volcane de Beaver. Snake dog. We have one budget. We have one purse and Volcane de Beaver has one purse. Volcane de Beaver's got legs, man. Why is there a D in there? No one knows and no one should know, man. Duh.

Volcano beaver. Volcano beaver. So are they like beavers that can swim in molten lava and they are like damming up the lava? And then when it erupts, it erupts. And then there's beavers just everywhere. They're pissed. They're pissed because they've just been in lava. Let's go!

They're hella hot and bothered. By the way, this is probably how they do it. Like, the executives are like, is it like a beaver that can swim in lava? You're like, yes, absolutely. Absolutely. And can these beavers, like, come out of lava and bite through anything? Yes. Yes, they can. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, because they're the most...

Molten lava, toughen them up. Exactly. And right. Right. Yes, that's right. You know, my homie, Daniel Lewis, he makes these movies. He does that. He makes these movies and he said he says he sells it in the room just like that. What are we waiting for? He sold a movie called Arachnoquake in the room just like that. Right.

Exactly like that. Hang on a second. You say he sold the movie in the room. What room is this? He's in the sci-fi. He was doing another movie and they're like, you have any other movies you're cooking up? And he didn't. And he goes, yeah, I do. And they go, what do you got? And he goes, Arachnoquake. And then...

And they go, wow, yes. We want that. We want a right in a quake. And this is the earthquake where the earth opens and spiders come out. And giant spiders come out. That's logical. It could happen. And he's like, uh-huh. And then he quickly went and found a writer and they fucking wrote the movie in like two weeks and came back and gave him the script. And I'm like...

Yeah, man. That's Hollywood. That's a fun life right there. Yeah. You would trade? Oh, yeah. That's bad. Isn't he also the guy who owns Ernest? He has Ernest's estate? Oh, yeah. I think that is right. Yes. He had Ernest's estate and wanted to do something in the Ernest world, but then Ernest is dead. The Ernest P world? Ernest P world. World. World.

But then now Ernest is dead, so someone's going to be doing an impression of him. It would be a pretty weird thing. Okay. I wouldn't be mad at that. Well, no, you do like what they did with the mask or with the Ace Ventura. They do the sun. No, you do what they're doing with James Dean. If you could get James Dean in a movie, I should be able to have Ernest in every movie I do. Oh, yes. All right, Blake's getting worked up. I want Ernest in every film. No, I like this. I've never seen Blake this charged before.

Hey, well, if you're going to talk about Ernest. I like this, Blake. So you're saying bring back Ernest. Yes. I love it. I love it. Yes. Can we put him in other movies like Avatar and stuff? Yes. I'll get a hold of my boy right fucking now, dude. This is great. Please. Say that we're all in. We're going to produce this film with him. We're all starring in it. Yes.

Alongside Ernest? With Ernest. I love it. We're just acting with a tennis ball and laughing as if it's Ernest. A tennis ball and a khaki vest? The thing is, you hit a roadblock because this is going to be a fucking $60 million Ernest movie. Well, if you have Ernest in it, it better be fucking pricey. You better make some coin.

You got the A-listers, dog. That's going to make it right back. The Ernest Christmas movie. Ernest Saves Christmas. It's pretty fucking good. It's unreal. When the reindeer were on the roof of that warehouse, I lost my shit. Oh, you're saying on the roof, but they're literally upside down. They're on the ceiling. Yeah, on the ceiling. That's right. Okay, they're just not on the roof. They're on the damn ceiling. I was like, whoa. Scared Stupid is the best one of all those movies, though, right? Too scary. Stop.

Well, Scared Stupid is the scariest one. That one actually freaked me out as a child. I got very nervous and didn't want to drink milk for quite some time after watching that one. Yeah, I was scared of milk, too. I was like, uh-oh. And Ghost of Jail is legit bad. No. Okay.

What? Ghost to Jail was the first bad movie I remember seeing in the theaters where I was like, that was not good. But that has the pen scene, doesn't it? Yes, the pen scene is one of the most legitimate comedy. Yeah. That was good. That is a classic fucking scene. What was the pen scene? Please do explain. Okay, so Ernest is...

Is he on the jury for a murder trial or some kind of trial where the guy who is on trial looks exactly like him? Right. Oh, yeah. Isn't it like his twin brother? It's just a guy who looks like him. No, it's literally just him with his hair slicked back. It's the same actor. Well, yeah. No, I know. I'm saying like in the movie, it's his twin brother, right? No, no, no. It's not just a guy that looks like him? No, it's just a guy who looks exactly like him. It's a case of mistaken identity.

By the way, he kills it as that dude. Guys, these are the type of movies I want to make with you, with my boys. It's a simple case of mistaken identity. Well, anyway, he's watching the trial and he's like fiddling with this pen and he's like biting on the end. Chewing on it. In his mouth. And it continues to be one of the funniest physical comedy moments. He's like trying to wipe his mouth with paper.

I think the judge is like, are you good? And he's like, yeah. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? You know who would play him is, I think we just talked about him, Simon Rex. Kind of has like a vibe. He looks like Ernest. I also think Jean-Claude Van Damme looks exactly like Ernest. What are we talking about? No, actually, when you say that, I see it. He's the jacked version of Ernest. I can see that. What? What?

Yeah, I wish they would have made a movie together. We got to imagine it on the Instagram handle. Pod is important. We're going to drop a side by side. Pod important. Pod important. What is happening? What is it? Pod important? Yeah, that's the name of our Instagram. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, you didn't know that? I've been tagging the wrong one, I think. Goodbye. Who you been tagging? Pod is important. Pod is important? I think that's Tide Pods. I think it's, yeah. Pod is important.

We got to do a side by Jean-Claude and Ernest. Yeah, absolutely. Because I think I see it. As soon as you said that, it came to life in my brain. Well, that would be cool if Jean-Claude did like... What are we talking about? We're talking about Jean-Claude playing... I'm really talking about Jean-Claude playing Ernest in a biopic. You're saying Jean-Claude? Yeah. Oh, that would be sick. Yeah, like do the Ernest biopic all the way up through Toy Story and everything. You know what I mean? Like...

Oh, that's right. Oh, he's the dog? Yeah, he's slinky. Well, his name isn't Ernest. It's Jim Barney. No.

yeah he's an actor no earnest did the voice of the sneaky dog everybody knows that that was hurt him as earnest i want to know we gotta we gotta go deep on jim varney did he do what else did he do besides beverly hillbillies remember the beverly hillbillies oh so good yeah

Thank you, Anders. Yes. So was he a comedy guy? Was he like a groundlings guy? Like what was what was he? Because he's so damn funny as Canada, right? He's Canadian. He might have been Canadian. Oh, they just build them different up there. Yeah, I think he's Canadian.

You're thinking of Red Green. I think he was a real thespian. I think he was a real actor. I think he might have been in a Shakespeare traveling crew. I could be making this entirely up, but you don't know. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. Everybody does that, bro. That makes sense to me. Yeah. I think he's a real actor. He did Summer Star. I think he could have been an astronaut.

um i think he worked at nasa and he was like telling jokes in the cafeteria and they were like pretty good and then he went to hollywood hey i'm buying it yeah if you're selling that i could be wrong i think it could be that though yeah no i wait you're just up there talking you're like i think he could have been a serious actor maybe oh not canadian american he's not canadian thank god we got one he's not canadian he's american

You're damn right. He's from fucking Kentucky. He stars in bars. Blake, your shit. I didn't say he was Canadian. He's from Kentucky. I did. I did. I was wrong. All right. Okay. I said he was. I thought he was. I just am up here and I'm like. But go after somebody, Adam. Yeah. Yeah. Hit me. Hit me. Who said he's Canadian? Hit me.

Larry's hit me. Oh, yes. Well, I mean, you guys, I mean, I thought you guys were like speaking as if you have real information on the guy that he's from Canada. He's from Kentucky. About as far away from Canada as you can get in the United States. Yeah, agreed. Well, maybe not. What are you talking about? Kentucky? That's fucking south of shit.

No, it's not. It's about as far away as you can get from Canada. Kentucky isn't in the South. Kentucky is in the Southern part of America, but you said it's about as far as you can get from Canada. What part of Canada? In the U S including all the States below it. There's not that many States below Kentucky. It's in the South, man.

Kentucky's about as far as you can get. It's about as far as you can get. All I'm saying is Kentucky's in the south, dude. The dirty south. Kentucky is very much in the north of the south. Okay, now it's semantics about what's the north of the south. This is not semantics. This is important.

This is important. That shit's important. That shit's important. And you are right. He studied Shakespeare at the Barber Theater in Virginia. Hey, thank you. Thank you. And I will expect maybe an apology from Anders later today. My God, man. Yes, so he is a true thespian. Why would I apologize for that?

Because you were claiming I was just... From Anders? I think Adam. I think from all of you. Just talking. Because I came up here preaching about him being a Shakespearean actor and you guys were like, oh, fuck that. There's no way. But that's every actor's story. They're like, you know... Not like him. He was Barney or whatever, but before that he was fucking a Shakespeare actor. You're like, that's everybody. Right. Everybody did Shakespeare in high school and then they end up being fucking...

Mr. Bean. They claim it for life. It goes on their Wikipedia page. Oh, man. This dude is a classically trained actor. He is a character actor, and he's one of our best. Did he go to Juilliard? Those are two different things. I don't know about that. You just said two different things. Yeah, those are two different things. He is a character. He has hair. He is a classically trained actor. He is a character actor. He is a bald. He's a seg after actor. Wait, hold on. He does commercials. He...

This man. This man can memorize lines. This man, he was in commercials for Miller's Outpost.

Whatever that is. What's the difference between a character actor and a classically trained actor? Can't you be a classically trained character actor? Sure. Yes, you can. You can also be a classically trained character commercial actor, which is what we're saying right now. Well, I don't know why you guys were jumping down my throat. Jumping on my throat about that. I'll be honest. It has something to do with that wet-ass hair you got today. Just jumping on your jock, dude. Smash that jock button. Oh, he was really good friends with Robin Williams.

Really? Yeah. They met at NASA. They must have met at NASA. Right. Right. Almost forgot. Right.

There's a huge sect of our listening of the community, important community nation that for sure doesn't know who Jim Varney is, doesn't know who Ernest is. And they're so confused. Free yourself. And we've been talking for 45 minutes and they just want us to talk about little Nas X, but fucking on the VMA. Hey, we give a little bit to each side of the coin. All right. Or like some of some people tune in to hear that hot, hot Ernest talk.

Okay. That's true. Because I could go on for upwards of 35 minutes. Ders, tell us about Donald Sutherland again. Yeah, I could. Hey, you're joking, but I could. Yeah, we're joking. Hey, and that actually got a lot of love. When that episode aired, I got a lot of DMs about how happy they were about that. So let's go back. The community crawled in your DMs?

They loved it. That's really great. When is that phrase going to stop? Because it makes it seem shady. Because I like looking at DMs. I'll answer a bunch of people. When I feel like it, I'll just go in the DMs and be like, and I'll start answering people. Adam, I think I know what you're talking about. You were saying that in your DMs, like saying something in my DMs is a negative thing. Yeah, like...

Because that's the term is slide in that person's DMs. Like sneaky. It's sneaky as fuck. Yes. And it's like shady. It seems sneaky and shady. I'm like, it's not. And that's how people communicate now. Yes. I'm right there with you. I had the same thing where I was telling my girl, I'm like, yo, I was communicating through my DM and she's kind of like,

like what's going on there. But yeah, that's exactly where you are. It acts as a text message, really. Yeah, I text people on there too now. Even though I have their phone number and I could... And now it's like between. Like I'll be texting and then finish it on a DM later. But it's because you can share stuff easier. Like...

Posting stuff. You just have to follow these people. You follow everybody around in these different rooms. It's like, oh, check it out. He's up on IG right now. Let's have a conversation. Yeah, cyber stalk. Because he's not going to jump off IG and go over to text message. You're right there. Why? Exactly. It goes down in the DM. But also, DMs are vile sometimes, too. Yeah, let's...

Yeah. You get the cold reaches. They're also very vile. Let's keep it real. They're also pretty gross sometimes. There's still people. Hey, I heard you spread your butt cheeks. This is mine. Well, where'd you... Okay, fair. Definitely slid in the DMs there. Well, that is true. I do recall Adam numerous times being like, send your cock photos to my DMs and all that. So that does make sense. Yeah, and that has toned down. That has chilled out. Mm-hmm.

Literally zero naked people now. I haven't seen any naked people in there for a while. Sorry to hear that. Oh, why don't you cry about it? Weird, wild stuff. There you go.

What would you rebrand or rephrase the, what's a better word than like slide into for the DMs? Shoot me a DM. That sounds fun. What, just like shoot me a text? Yeah, shoot me a DM. Yeah, same. Reach out. Wait, did you just come up with that right now? I'm pissed now. Dude, right now. Did you just come up with that? That was off the dome? Shoot with like a gun? Or like- Volcano to be-

Oh my God. It goes down. Yeah, I just came up with that, dude. I'm an improv god. What was the one? What was it? Octa... Crocta... Crocodot? Croctopus? Croctopus. I just want to remember it. Sail me a... Sail me a DM. Maybe you could extend it. Instead of saying DM, just say I direct message that person. Right. What it actually is... Are you a fucking nerd? That sounds a little more formal. Well, that sounds old-timey. Yeah, you could say reach out via direct messages. Yeah, we...

We reached out to each other via direct messages. What about, hey, why don't you message me directly? There you go. I like that. Do you think if you told somebody, like, hey, will you just message me directly? Anyone would know what the fuck you're talking about? No, they absolutely would not. I'm going to start telling people to MD me. MD me. Slide in my MDs. M-E-D. M-E-D, please.

M-me-D. M-my-D, bro. M-me-D. D-me-N-M. Why don't you just M-my-D? Message my direct, my DMs. M-my-D-Ms. I'm into it. We're on fire today. Yeah, we are. We're coming on fire. This is a Sunday. We're doing this on a Sunday. Yes.

Podnation, it's a Sunday. It's the end of the week. We're a little scared about tomorrow. We got the Mondays a little early. Monday. Oh, God. Yeah. What was it called? The Monday worries? What was it called? Scaries. Yeah, the scaries. Sunday scaries. Sunday scaries. We all have the Sunday scaries. Yeah. I'm deep in it.

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I've been traveling all day. I just got in town about an hour ago. I just got back from Charleston. I am back on the beach, boy. Blake, you want to hit that? Beautiful. We're all wrapped up. We're back. I'm back. Okay, there we go. You wrapped up out there? Good job, buddy. Wrapped it up. Good shit, dude. Righteous Gemstone Season...

Nice. Yes. It's exciting. I was so tiring. It was like a week of night shoots to wrap it all up. And then I had to pack up my house and get the hell out of there. Cause I got to get married here in like two weeks, man.

Did you get emotional leaving the house? Like, did you have a connection with it or were you like, fuck it, see ya? It was too long. We were there for seven months. So no. So no. I feel like if I would have left after like, you know, like three or four months, like season one, we were there for four months and it felt like that was the right time. I was like, oh man, I'm really going to miss it. Seven months away from your house. I'm like, all right. Dude. Bye bye. Yeah.

I mean, I snapped a few photos of the nice view I had and the photo of the house, and I was like, you know. Will you message me those directly, please? Yeah, I'll DM you those. M-E-D-M. I'll shoot you a DM. Shoot it to me. All righty then. Yeah, it's tough. I just got up here to Toronto to work on Shadow Season 3, and I've been here for a week. Yeah, brother. And I'm ready to go back home.

Wait, already? I just, I don't really dig. I mean, once I get like grinding, I'll be like in it. You know what I mean? So time will move a little faster. Did you forget your Oculus? I did. I forgot. Is that what happened? Yeah. What, you didn't bring your VR? Dude, bring your Oculus, boy. You know what? The weather's fucking fire out here right now. I've never been up here where the weather's actually like shorts and t-shirts. But we're getting a little bit of that right now. Dude, Vancouver, when it's...

You're in Vancouver, is that what you said? No, I'm Toronto. I'm Toronto. I'm on the East Coast, so normally it's just fucking cold as shit. Far away as Kentucky as you can get, brother. This is about as far away as you can get, dude. Damn, you're a long way from Kentucky, my friend. Stand by it. Stand by it, dude. Poposal!

Earth shattering popo Zach. Yeah, I know. I'm just like, yeah, I feel the same way. And I'm sure it's even harder for you, you know, having like a young family and shit at home. Yeah, that could be a bust. Oh, dude, yeah. With the six, like saying goodbye, like my son's just like, I want

I want to go with you. I want to go with you. And I'm like, dude, I want you to roll with me. You got to do like in White Fang where like he starts throwing rocks at the wolf. So it goes away. Oh, yeah. Those are the best moments in any movie where it's a go on get situation. You should make fun songs to like make it make you leaving like a fun adventure for him.

Yeah. My dad used to do that. My dad used to go, daddy's got to go to work to make a lot of money so he can buy Barbie dolls and baseball cards for his little honeys. And then he'd go, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,

And I'm like, well, fucking this sounds awesome. You're going to go away. And then when you come back, I'm going to have like baseball cards. I like that. Very, very rarely brought me baseball cards, but go away again. I like that. I like making songs to, uh, for children to make them, uh, deal with a hard situation. I think, I think I'm going to use all my pitch perfect skills to, uh, be a song and dance man for, for these kids. Right. Dad got fired. Music. Music.

Please don't stop the music. Please stop crying. Daddy just got fired. We're gonna lose the farm rate. Please stop crying. Daddy just got canceled. Old pictures from Halloween. I can't stop working.

I overextended myself and the family. Not a good role model. We have too much overhead. Need to batten down the hatches.

Pictures of my nipples at work did not go well. My accountant stole my money. I trusted him with everything. Do you know who Bernie Madoff is? We're living in our car now. This is a fun song, daddy. What song is this?

You're sleeping in the backseat. I'm hunting squirrels for food. We'll shower at the gym. I've said transfer rats. Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh.

Cooking them on the radiator. We're having bugs for dessert. We're having bugs for dessert. Shit, things went downhill. It's Caterpillar Wednesday. Caterpillar Wednesday. It's just one of those days.

Your daddy is a freaking Freakingism. Oh, man. It ain't easy. Freakingism. Give it up. Give it up one time. What is freakingism? Yeah. What is freakingism? I'm freakingism, man. I believe in freakingism, baby. What is free? I don't know what free. You eat what's free. Like out of a dumpster. Exactly. It's a free lifestyle. And it's called freakingism? Because it's free. You know?

It's just a play on words. With a G? This is like a last man standing storyline for sure.

With a G? Free. Oh, my God. I'm asking how to say it. I've never heard this word before. You guys are acting like I'm a fucking. So you know how people say vegan? You know how you say bald beaker? So this is freegan. Yeah, yeah, freegan vegan. Oh, okay. Thank you for breaking it down. Yeah, you just add the ism to make it seem more legit, which is what happened with you.

I said freakingism and you're like, what is this? Is it a real thing? It's just a joke. Yeah, I mean, it's a real thing that's been said out loud. Do you think I just came up with it right now? Do you think I did? I'll buy that in the room. People say it. It's dumpster diving. Did it have a resurgence? Why was that even something that was on our map? A resurgence? What is it, swing dancing? What? I can see it being a movement.

We're like, you know, people are like, actually, I live by this. I get everything. You can get everything from the dumpster. I think it was a thing, you know. And then people are like, a lot of people got really sick. They're like, you can't eat that. Do not eat that. It was like an episode of Vice News tonight or some shit. And that's about it. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely something. Yeah.

There's definitely something to it. Like, yeah, you can find a lot of great shit in dumpsters. There's something to it. Yeah, like forage. I just don't know if I would... Like, how strict is freeganism? Like, how strict... Like, can you buy anything? Like, or... Not if you're living that freeganism lifestyle. Strict freegan? Yeah, like, how strict do they get? Yeah, if you're a strict freegan, you're not purchasing anything, I don't think. Zero. Zero paying for...

Anything. You get your electricity from the dumpsters. No, you get your electricity from the plugs that are just chilling on somebody's wall. You just plug your phone in for a little bit there. I believe freeganism is just eating. I believe. Right.

Really? You think it's a dietary thing? Well, if it's playing off veganism. Yeah, it's a play on veganism. I think it's just trying to eat for free. I never even thought about that. I don't know, but I think that it's just about eating because now you guys are all making shit up. I mean, that makes the most sense. And that's the grossest.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, yeah, because we were describing like we were starting to describe homelessness. It's not really freeganism. I'm freegan. Houselessness. Okay. Yeah, you can't say what you said. I know. I apologize. I won't repeat it. Nope, can't say that either. Okay, sorry.

You're getting too charged over here. It's called free-range human. Oh, no way. Organic free-range human. Wait, you cannot say homeless anymore? You have to say free-range? You can. You can. You can say whatever you want, dude. That's true. Yeah, I think homeless is out, and organic free-range human is the new term. You're serious. It's because of these things. You know why? Fuck off.

- Get out of here. - Organic free range human. - Uncaged from uncaged human. - Uncaged. - It's 'cause like the staying home is where the heart is. So you can't stay homeless because you got a heart that's beating. You know what I mean? - Oh wait, really? - That's why it's not cool. That's how I interpret this. - We do have to live by that saying that is on a wooden sign in my mom's house.

You have to live by every wooden sign in my mom's house. I'm sorry, mama. Which you guys, now that you've all been there, can attest there's a lot of signs. There's a lot of signs. There'll be tons. I gave your mom a sign. I brought a sign to the bachelor party. You did bring a sign. I want to thank you for that. Here's your sign. What did the sign say? I know what it said.

Yeah, what was it? It was like, it's wine, something wine. It was dinner plus wine equals winter. Equals winter. Pretty good. Hey. Pretty good. Yes, points!

But no, I actually was really curious about like what like saying homeless, like why that became a bad word, because I know it is unhoused now. Oh, it is? Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah. That's that's what people are rolling with now. Yeah. Yeah. Politically correct thing. What's cool is how Adam, you could be kind of sensitive about it. OK, like you go. I've never heard that in my life. I mean, I've never heard that ever. I

I've never even... You've been working. Everyone at home, he's been working. I haven't been in Los Angeles in a long time. And over half a year. This is some new shit I'm catching up on. Reganism and unhoused. That's right. Welcome back. Also, unhoused, the exact same as homeless.

Yeah. No, it's not, though. It's not. I mean, I'm not. I mean, why is unhoused? Yes, you're right. It is. It's like saying like it goes back to sliding the DMs. It's just we're trying to change it a little bit. Yeah. It has negative connotations. OK, just a different spin. Homeless means you're without a home.

On means you don't have that. Don't have a house. A house. Not a home. A house. Those are two different things. I mean, that's... No, they're not. Not to me, right? Okay. Yeah. But that's what we have to realize that. We're so charged. That's what we're supposed to be realizing right now.

is that a home is where you hang your hat. You know what I mean? A house is where you hang your hat. But you can hang your hat in places that aren't

houses that's what i'm saying what a tree well sure yeah yeah yes you can put a hook anywhere and call that your home but you can't call it a house look hang on i'm not gonna say this i'll say this it's not any of our producers but we have someone in our chat who's going and drug addicts now called a substance use disorder hey we're not trying to pile on people here okay we're not going after people changing the word he's like you can't call anything what it was

We're not doing that. We're just talking about this one thing of homeless versus unhoused and what the connotations are. Sure, because to me, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I didn't see homeless as like something mean to say. But when you say like other places can be homes that aren't.

that makes sense to me. Yeah, that's how I interpret it. But there's a ton of people who don't live in houses either. And so what about those people who live in apartments or condos? We're just saying, fuck you. Yeah, they live in apartments or condos or trailers. Are they unhoused? Yeah, well. That's what I'm saying. The semantics of it are- I mean, my uncle was homeless or unhoused and he just said he was camping for like three years. Right.

Well, there you go. He was like, I'm camping. In our driveway? Well, there you go. We were like, are you still camping under the bridge? He's like, yeah, I'm camping there down still for a while. Been camping for a while now. Winning. I love camping. Call them fucking campers. Fuck it. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Urban campers. Urban campers. That's not bad at all. Urban campers is a way cooler term than unhoused. That sells in the room. That right there.

That's it. That's sci-fi, all right. Well, that might be too good, though. Goddamn, been back for seven months, and I come back swinging. Get me in the fucking city council. So there's some urban campers at the base of this volcano, and all of a sudden, beavers shoot out. Start coming out of the volcano. Volcane to beaver. We call it Volcane to Beaver Quest 1 Unhoused.

Quest 1. Nobody believes them. Quest 1. You're setting yourself up for the sequels with that one. You have to. You have to. You have to because everything's commercial, man. Always pitch something with Quest 1 at the end. That's Quest 1. Well, that's like with Game Over, man. We never really intended on doing a sequel, but we made sure that we had the option.

Absolutely. You got to. The door is open. Keep those doors open for as many sequels as possible. That's right. We even named it, right? Yeah, Game Overboard. Game Overboard, yeah.

And then we talked about doing a third one called Game Over Mom, where the boat ends up crashing into Jamaica. That was a bit shaggy. Yeah. We get shaggy. We never made the sequel, but we had the third one. The third one named. Netflix is like, cute. Hey, guys, can we promise that every movie that we do together, we end it with...

a possible sequel. Absolutely. Yeah. As long as it, as long as Overboard is in the sequel title. So yeah.

That's a really good package there. You got freaking Game Over Man, Game Over Board, Game Over Mon. That's huge. Game Over Mon. Dude. Oh, I thought it was Game Over Mom. No, but that comes later. I was buying that in the room. No, that's the straight to DVD fourth one that none of us are in. Yeah, that's the lower budget one. That goes on like a Lifetime movie of the week. Yeah.

Where like this mom has to fucking like learn how to play video games. Yeah. She's like she's a bro mom. For sure that. Yeah. It's the story. The true story of a bro mom. Yeah. Yeah. After I put the kids to bed, I just go right into modern warfare and just tear shit up. There's got to be a mom who does that, right? Oh, absolutely. I hope so. For sure. Oh, there was a this is weird. I was just in the Dallas airport earlier today and there was a full on gaming lounge and

What? Like that you could, I didn't have time to go like check it out, but it was like cool. There was like lights and then there was like comfy chairs that you could just pay and just go game. Nice. Oh, that's amazing. And they had like wraparound screens with like Call of Duty and shit on it. It was nuts. I was like, yeah, what a smart genius idea for the airport. It's, it's becoming apparent that LAX is the worst fucking airport.

Yeah, LA sucks. I go to other airports and I'm like, wow, like what the fuck is this? I know. Let's talk about some crappy airports. Yeah, dude. They're redoing it. They're redoing it. The new Delta wing or whatever they call it. Terminal. It's called the variant. Variant.

It's awesome. I love it. No, the terminal is pretty sick. I love it. They're doing some sick things over there at LAS. Yes, sir. Delta is sick. Delta, we're sick. We're sick.

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Right there. Get them. Wompum Gangnam Style. You saw a 7-Eleven in there? Yeah, it was a 7-Eleven in the airport with, guess what, papers and also lighters, bro. Hey, Blake, can you do me a favor and add just a little bit more to that Wompum Gangnam Style? You're getting me so jazzed for it. I want to hear it. You can't just say Wompum Gangnam Style and hit the first hit and then we bail. Let me hear it.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you want to hear the whole goddamn song? I don't know. I feel like we need womp, womp, womp, and then cut out. I just like the womps. I don't think we need any more. I don't think we need any more. You think that's enough? I feel like that's... I think it's perfect. That's like when you're dancing, and then all of a sudden it's like the best part of the song, and fucking Akko and Atiba change the song on us, and we're like, oh.

Oh, we loved that part. We were so excited for that part. Right. Well, I also pulled the kids bop version. Okay, let's hear that. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a chant. That was actually way scary. Beautiful. What a weird chant. What was that? Why did they do that? Who's singing that? Children. What if you were sleeping and you heard that from outside? That would be the scariest thing.

That is a horror movie. Oh, yeah. That would sell in the room. That would sell in the room. A bunch of kids can't stop singing Wumpum Gangnam Style. Gangnam Beaver. Adam, that's the sound of the beavers. Wumpum Gangnam Style. That's the sound of the beavers, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. bro. bro

The Beavers. It is a strange cult. Kids bop is a cult. Be careful what your kids are listening to. What does that mean? What's up? Collaborate. Don't go after... I mean, those CDs are so good. I feel like it's a noble thing. Yeah, it's noble, right? Isn't it noble?

What are you saying? I don't know. Well, you guys got that thing I sent you of Ja Rule and J-Lo, the flip of that. The I'm real. I didn't see this. I didn't see it. Where did you send that? It's just some guy with a deep voice trying to be Ja Rule. So, Kidz Bop on the early, early ones, it might be like either number six or something. They're up to like... I love your down little Kid Bop wormhole over there. There's like 27 Kid Bops now, but like number six has like...

I'm real. You know, the J-Lo. The way you walk, the way you move. But since... I'm not real. So instead, in the early Kid Bops, kids weren't the ones singing the songs. It was just songs made for kids, like edited and stuff. So they just got this guy who kind of doesn't sound like Ja Rule at all.

And he's just like, what's my name? It's just Adam's dad. It's incredible. It's so worth a listen. It's one of the funnier things you can do for yourself. And we're going to play it right now. Thank you, God. And we're back. And we're back. I hope you enjoyed that. Thank you, God. Any take backs, apologies, giveaways? Oh, boy. Today was a slow burn.

Let's think back on that. I would like to compliment all of us for each off the top of the dome coming up with legit fire movie ideas for our sci-fi movies. Absolutely. Alligator Pussy or whatever. Alligator Pussy. Did you just make that up? Did you just make that up? I just made that up. I just made that up and that's the sequel to Croc to Pussy.

no dude fucking croctopus you can't fuck with the croctopus there's an alligator out there with a pussy that's a good one actually that one actually alligator pussy's not terrible hit up my management hey don't take away from volcano beaver dude no no no that's volcano beavers gotta be introduced in the second peep croctopus so it's like the only thing that can save us

From the Croctopus. Oh, we're building a world. Yeah, quest one, quest two. Uh-huh, like Godzilla versus King Kong. So it's Croctopus attacking the Zom-de-Beavers. De-Beaver. It's the Zom-de-Beavers.

Beavers, yeah. Zomba beavers. Zomba beavers. I don't give a fuck! It rolls off the tongue so much so that you have to really think about how to say it. Quest 2. Have you already dumped the volcano part of it? You're not doing that anymore? It's a zombie now? Oh, right. Volcanda beavers. What did I say? Volcanda beavers. I think zombie beavers is an actual movie. Yeah, that is an actual movie. Zomba beavers is that. Yeah. Yeah, we know the guy. Jordan Rubin directed that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you definitely just ripped that. Sorry, Jordan. I meant Volcanda Beavers. Great movie. That's my bad. So your apology is to Jordan? My apology is to Jordan for stealing his zombie verse. But that being said, if they weren't zombies and they were just actual molten beavers that came out of a volcano? Well, yeah. Maybe a better movie. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Well.

we'll see hey we'll see in the room crock to pussy that's why you said alligator pussy huh because crock to pussy i like alligator holy shit that sells in the room damn that's a one-two punch we like alligators we like pussy by the way i love the idea of us going into pitch it and kyle being like and it's called alligator pussy nope nope sorry nope

It is called Octogator or whatever the fuck it was. It's called Zom Beavers from March. No, no, no. That's already Jordan's movie. I misspoke. That's a movie. There it is. Oh.

I guess what my shout out, I'll just read that you brought, you brought up Norm Macdonald, dude. RIP. Legend is definitely worth going through like his old standup and appearances. He was very watching so much of his, um, his latest, like, uh, Norm Macdonald has a show on Netflix. Yeah. He's just interviewing people and it's just so raw and like fucking awesome to the pilot. Yeah.

It's him and Super Dave. And the homie Adam Egert is his co-host. Yes. That's dope. I have not tapped into that yet, but I will definitely check it out. It's on Netflix. You never watched the first episode with Super Dave? It's so good. No. Oh, you sent that to us. Yeah, I did. It's so good because he's just like, this is bad.

The whole time he's like, you can't be doing this. These jokes are bad. Wait, what is this now? I didn't watch this one. Yeah, and he did one with Sandler, and he kept apologizing for how bad the show is. And Sandler's like, you'll figure it out, man. You're going to get it. Right. It's hilarious. There was a cool clip that somebody sent to him. He must have been doing some roast or something where he... Like, we were...

Yeah, I think we were on the red carpet and they threw to him after us. I don't know. He says we're hogs, so I was pretty hyped. Oh, that's tight. Very cool. Yeah.

I got to open up for him a handful of times way back in the day before we got Workaholics. And he was just the nicest guy. Yeah, that's what everybody said. He was just like, yeah, just a very funny, very cool guy. Like no pretension. Didn't think he was like the hot shit or anything. You know, just was just was so cool. Legend. R.I.P. him. Wish we would have gave him flowers when he was alive. Yeah. Fucking we're blowing it, man.

Yeah. I have a weird story. I actually gave him flowers one time. Really? That's a Norm joke. I was wondering, so like a guy like Norm, right? By all stand-ups accounts, he's the best, right? Not like the best like Richard Pryor style, but like stand-up, stand-up. Everybody loves him, respects him, reveres him.

But also like was not like a super success story, right? So I'm wondering if back to what we were talking about earlier, if you're not a huge success who's in like a fucking Toyota commercial or whatever, do...

young people still fuck with you if you're like not we talked about selling out like this is a guy who I imagine never sold out like even when he was on SNL they're like hey you gotta stop doing OJ jokes because the owner of NBC fucks with OJ and he was like nope and he got fired for doing too many OJ jokes

He was like, fuck that. I'm not doing this. I'm not working for the man. This is my art. Does that resonate anymore with anybody? Why are you... Why? Why don't you want to just get all the sponsors? That resonates with me as an artist. I don't know about... You're damn near 40, homie. We're talking about these little 16-year-olds. You're old. I'm talking about youngsters. You're about as far from young as Kentucky is. As Kentucky is from Canada. Yeah.

I'm saying I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. No, I bet it'll come back around. I think I'm waiting for it. That's what I was thinking watching the MTV Awards. I was like, who's going to be like, fuck all this noise. I'm not doing it for all this. Oh, so you were. I see. Oh, Frank Ocean kind of does. Yeah, but that's my point is that he did it and then he kind of peaced out and people are like not really on that wave anymore.

He's still good. He's not as successful. Yeah. It's hard to find him. Well, you reach a point where, yeah, you definitely do reach a crossroads where you're, I'm sure, almost every, I mean, anybody who's lucky enough to be up in the mix probably hits a point where they're like, fuck that.

No, I'm going this way. Well, all it takes is for a group of really cool, influential people to be like, yo, that kind of shit is lame. Because right now it's all green lights. Everybody who's cool is like, yeah, we're companies. Sell out. We're getting money. And that's who the coolest kids are. Yeah. The coolest kids are doing. Exactly. And they're like, yeah, no, fuck that shit. But real quick, let's do this. Comb your hair forward and then let's do this TikTok dance.

Yo, those are out of control. And by the way, the hot German bros. Who has this many hot friends? There's like seven hot guys in a row. Yeah, just super hot seven guys in a row. Just like, I mean, in what world? You don't have one weird looking friend? This is where the generational shift happened where like even good looking guys, like one

when we were kids, would not get together and dance and film it and show people. What? You know what I mean? That would never... Wait, what do you mean? We wouldn't show people. We would dance and film it. We would dance together just as a choreographed thing that we're doing at like a slumber party, but we're not showing people. We grew up in like boy band...

Like, yo, but, but to Adam's point, we weren't like, that wasn't a way to get girls. And apparently it's a way to get girls now, bro. If you were in the back doing some fucking NSYNC dances, like girls are looking at you, right? Dude, not, no, not at my high school. No, you're ready to get discovered. I'm not saying I did know, but I'm saying like, didn't like, isn't this a thing where dance crews like got chicks at school dances? Yeah, dude, you're thinking of, you're thinking of movies.

In what world are you living in? Step up to the streets. Yeah. Stomp the yard. And also, dance crews aren't boy bands. You're talking about two different things. Well, we're talking about dance crews. Yeah, we're talking about those guys are legit, very famous guys. We're talking about dance crews here. No. No, what do you mean? We're talking about guys. Not even. We're talking about guys who are just cute doing like a little shimmy. Literally, they do this on TikTok where they wiggle back and forth. Yeah, it's like modeling.

Model dancing. Yes. I bet they're not even actual friends. Model dancing. Zoolander. They're put together. I bet they're put together. I bet they are. I can't wait to catch my kids doing that shit. Fuck yeah. Lou Perlman put them together. I went to a party. When I came back, I came back to LA for a week, like a couple weeks ago. And

uh, my friend had a birthday party and she lives like right by the hype house, which is like a house where a bunch of like influencers live together. And it was kind of a fucking thing. And, uh,

their backyard just looks insane. It's just like neon lights, everything's set up to shoot videos. There's like giant inflatable fucking bullshit. And I'm like, fucking that looks so fun, dude. I wish we all lived there together. Oh, boy.

Well, hey. It all looks like how Blake's house used to look like. Yeah. I mean, Blake's my favorite influencer for sure. The original influencer, Blake Anderson. Thanks, man.

Corn nuts. When his hair is dry, I love him. Hey, you know what? I'll do a take back. Kyle, I'm going to take back that commercials aren't art. Bro, thank you. We all know the Budweiser frogs. If that ain't art, I don't know what is. Facts. That's the last great commercial. Thank you. I like ending there. Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Hey, guys. Seems like there's no other take backs or apologies or giveaways. All right, guys. Happy Sunday. I thought we ended. Dersen, I like getting in there. I thought that's what we did. I know, but we didn't say the thing. Are we going to peter out? No way. We got to. Get your peter out. Blake, anything from you? Get your peter out. I did. I gave freaking enormous flowers. I gave a shout out.

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