Ep 60: This Ep Will Be Weird When Adam’s Heart Explodes
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Today on This Is Important. Before I just busted nuts of dust. I feel like if you've ever been to a carnival, you've heard Metallica. I'm going to go to a doctor, an old guy. He'll finger my butthole. I'll do the whole thing. I'm going to sizzler. I'm going to sizzler. And here we go.

Get real. Get real. Get real. You want to get real? You better act real. Get real. That's a fact, Neil. Patrick Harris. That cat is hairless.

My cat is hairless. P-I-I nation. Get at this, dude! Well, thank you guys for doing this special episode on my birthday. I know it was my birthday wish that we come and we do a podcast just so I could be with my guys on my birthday. And I want to thank you guys. Hey, I appreciate you bringing it up.

instead of us. Yeah, that's cool. Really big of you, bro. Yeah. I come out the gate letting the people know, letting the community know it is my birthday and this was my special gift to myself is doing the podcast. Happy birthday, Adam. Popo Sá!

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Remix. I don't think the birthday song is public domain. No, no. Someone bought it. No. Oh, really? Someone re-bought it. Someone owns the birthday song? Bezos. Musk. Who bought it? Yeah, Bezos. Chad Bezos. You know, my favorite, what I think we should start, and what I've been doing for the past, I want to say like five or six years, you just sing the end. The whole song sucks. Like, it's too long of a song. That's true. So you just go to you. You just say, happy birthday.

to you. You just do that. You do that 50 times. That just cost us $100,000. I don't like that. And I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't like that, Adam. I like it, Adam. You don't like that? No, I would never do that for you. You want to see what I got you? Oh, fitness? What is that? Sporty and rich?

I love it, Durst. It's coming at you, pal. It came to my house. Durst got me a hat that says fitness on it. He knows I'm a chubby fitness king, and I appreciate that. Thank you, buddy. Active chunkaroo. I'm an active chunk. That is huge. They call me active chunk.

Whoa, hey, Adam, is this something that used to happen when we lived together? Like, you would have your birthday, and you're the oldest out of me, you, and Blake, right? And you told me that, like, the birthday owl comes and visits you in the evening and gives you wisdom only on your birthday. Did you get any wisdom? What? Is that a thing, bro? Am I, like, am I making...

I might have said, I might have made that up. Yeah, I feel like I was smoking a lot of weed. I feel like it was like a really bad, yeah, really bad, like fucking recurring joke that we just went with. Yeah. Every once a year? Yeah. Once a year, the birthday owl comes and gives me wisdom. Right. And then that was the bit you couldn't tell me what the wisdom was because I hadn't turned the age yet. Yeah.

Yeah, you're not old enough. You weren't old enough. Along with age comes wisdom. Along with age comes wisdom. It was cool. That's such a big brother move. Hey, sorry, can't tell you you're not old enough yet. Yeah, and I never had a big brother, so that was cool for me. Adam is your brother. Yeah, I guess I kind of am your big brother. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I guess kind of. Yeah, you are big bro. That's huge. My big brother was not my brother. Yeah, I'm the...

I'm the oldest out of the three of us because Blake, Kyle, and myself, we are the exact same age. We graduated high school the same year. And then Durr's is the oldest person that we know. And so it's cool to get wisdom. It's cool to have your grandfather with you. An elder statesman. An elder statesman. Just to ask what it was like in the old timey times and stuff like that. The grumpa. The grumpa. Before I just busted nuts of dust.

Lordy, lordy. Getting close to 40, baby. 38. Yeah, you are. Damn near 40. Damn near 40. Holy moly. Wowie wow. How's it feel? Can we get a check in with the bod? How's it feeling? The bod's doing okay. I'm feeling a little droopy. I went and saw Metallica last night, which was kind of a dream. Give me a hug.

Yeah, it was kind of a dream concert. And the awesome opening bands, Greta Van Vliet, Cage the Elephant. Didn't see either of them. Cage the Elephant? Mm-hmm. Wow. Didn't see either. Not sure I could sign off on that.

Free the elephant. Right. Yeah. Right. Conceptually. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. They're a band, though. They're just a band. And by the way, how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. Yes, sir. That old phrase. Tune into The Pleasure Is Ours to know what we're talking about. But I got to... We... You know, it's hard to get there for an opening, the opening act. Yeah.

It started at 7 o'clock. I'm like, I had to work yesterday. I had to work on a Saturday. It sucked. So I barely got home in time to make the turnaround to go see –

Because Greta Van Vliet fucking rules. I wanted to see them badly. And so does KG Elephant. So I was excited to see... Is Greta Van Vliet a person? Or is that just like a weird name of a band? I think that's the little girl. Isn't that the little girl who does the...

Yeah, isn't that the girl who's into... No, that's Greta. No. You just really wanted to see her talk about global warming live. The climate? Yeah. This is despicable. These lights. The wind power takes to light the stadium. Must stop.

I think it's pretty cool and progressive for Metallica to have her right before they're going to her. Yeah, that's huge. They're like, give me fuel, give me fire. And speaking of fossil fuels, you can't. Fuel and fuel. No more fires. Kill them all. Kill them all. Well, funny you should say kill them all because the climate. We will all die if the icebergs melt. Sleep with one eye open.

Because the ice cream is melting. You're going to have to sleep. Because the ozone is melting. Because the freaking ozone. The amount of UV rays getting through is absolutely stunning. Everybody's like, fucking Lars called this chick in here. He's really into it. Freaking Lars. Freaking Lars. Well, that's fucking... Dude, I mean, holy shit. Metallica, like, one of the greatest bands of all freaking time, dude. Very cool. Uh...

Very cool. I went with our manager, Isaac, and that was awesome. He was having a great time. Oh, yeah. Punk rock. But then also I went with Chloe and then Nina Dobrev. Sick. And her friend, Erica. Sick. And Nina's in the movie with me in The Outlaws. And none of these girls knew Metallica. Not even like one song.

Right. They're just like, whoa, okay. Not even one? Not even like one song. Really? It was like finally at the very end, they played like Enter Sandman or some shit and they were like, okay, I kind of know this one. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, crazy. I feel like if you've ever been to a carnival, you've heard Metallica. Like, I feel like that's the first time. That is a good point. Every time I'm going to a carnival. Dude.

I have a very specific memory of being on the Tilt-A-Whirl and the dude playing Metallica and I'm being like, what is this band? Holy shit. Well, Blake, you forget that we're aged up. You know what I mean? Like, Metallica, admittedly, on stage, I was like...

Oh, they're running around too much. They're going to have to take an ice bath after this. Like they're winded. Yeah, they were winded at intermission. They came back and fucking sat down. They're like looking dusty, dude. They're like, oh, yeah. And then the crowd was. Wait, are you heating on them? No. You're saying they looked old? They do.

They just look old, you know? You could just tell. I'm not heating on it. I'm looking. We're all looking old. We're getting old. You look great, brother. I think you look great. Thank you, Gus. Thank you. You don't look a day over 38. Yeah. I mean, it's the ring light for sure, but you look great. Yeah, it's the ring light. I'm blown out, too.

Yeah, no, but I mean, these guys have been rocking since the 80s. Yeah, they've been rocking forever. Yeah, yeah. Not to mention rocking a very hard, like Jaeger infused. Yes, yes. A very hard. Right, right. So what's the set like? Because I remember they did that whole thing where they played with like the symphony and all that. Lots of fire, lots of fire.

Fuel and fire? There was a lot of fuel, a lot of fire. Pyrotechnic. Blake knows that song. I would say the median age was probably 43. So it was a little bit of an older crowd. I love it. It was cool seeing just 60-year-olds there just throwing the fuck down. They were just right in the pocket. Or 55-year-olds where they were just like, oh shit, fuck yeah, Metallica.

Riding the lightning, if you will. Did it get real when they were doing that Nothing Else Matters song where people were fucking just hitting their chests like, nothing else matters. Dude, yeah. There was a lot of it getting real. It was fucking awesome. I love it.

I'm jealous, dude. Did you wear all black? Yeah. What was your fit? Go off. What was your fit? Yeah. What look were you running? Go off king. I don't have many clothes. You know, I'm here. I'm just shooting this movie. So I didn't bring like. You didn't go to wardrobe and see, but like lace me up. Oh, yeah. Wardrobe. The character, the bank manager, Owen, had a ton of sick Metallica concert gear. You never know. Well, that's where you got to go steal the other wardrobe, bro. You got to go grab, go raid other people's stuff.

Kyle. Yeah, still Pierce Brosnan's looks, man. This guy's looking mad cool in the movie. Yeah. So what, you just rolled up in like a snap button shirt or what are we talking? No, I wore a black t-shirt. I was like, okay, this is good. Okay, see, yeah. Sick.

Slimming. It's a little slimming. That's why they started it. They're like, look, we just want to look good up here. Look slim. Fade to black. Just look a little lean. And then, you know, jeans and a flannel jacket that I have.

I fit in. There was a lot of flannel jackets. A lot of flannel jackets. Yeah, I would imagine there'd be a lot of flannel, a lot of denim, a lot of leather. What is a flannel jacket? Like a heavy flannel? Like an extra thick flannel? Yeah, like lined. Yeah, it was lined. Here, I got it right here. I'll show you guys. I'll do a little fashion. Yeah, yeah. Put on the outfit. Fashion show for my boys. Yeah, will you just put on the entire ensemble? Put on the whole ensemble. Yeah, his hair was pretty much what it is, right? He doesn't change his hair that much, right?

Yeah, unless you spiked it into the faux hawk that he rocks in. But that's not a flannel. That's just plaid. Yeah, that is plaid. That's the speed in what's the movie? Spaceballs. What did we say? This isn't flannel? How is this not flannel? What do we mean? That's plaid. What's the difference between plaid and flannel? I guess I don't know. Flannel's a material. It's like a soft whatever. You can have flannel sheets and

not have the plaid print on it. You can't. You idiot! Adam, you can have flannel sheets, Adam. I guess you could have flannel sheets, yeah, if you are in a cabin or something. But Ders is speaking too soon. Ders doesn't know if it's made out of flannel or not. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't

I can see the fabric. You can see the fabric so you know what it feels like? Yes. Oh, wow. Ders. What? I can see how it's stiff. It's stiff. Flannel is loose. It's soft. Shut the fuck up. Okay. What?

Adam, does it feel like your winter sheets? Shut up, bitch! Does it feel like your winter sheets? No, it's like a ripstop. It's like a nylon. I live in Southern California. I don't have winter sheets. No, it's a nylon with a plaid print on it. Moving arm. Okay. I want to live in this for a second. Let's go from Metallica to plaid. No, let's really break this stuff. I just don't believe...

I don't understand how you guys don't have flannel sheets for the wintertime. It's so cozy. I do. No one's saying we don't have flannel sheets. I just like how you were like, you know, flannel sheets aren't bad. I'll say I don't have flannel sheets. I don't have flannel sheets. Shut up!

Shut up! You don't have any flannel sheets even when you were a child? Cold, cold, cold. Yes, when I was a child. Yes, yes, yes. Growing up. Growing up, I had flannel sheets that were not plaid. Okay, so you guys know what I'm talking about. Okay, I will say I still don't know the difference and that's going to be something that... A flannel shirt is what Joey Lawrence would tie around his waist.

Oh, great reference. Right. And it looked like this. It looked very similar to this. It could have a plaid print. Well, it was plaid. It was a plaid flannel, right? That's what you're saying. Yes, exactly. You can have a blue flannel. This is important. Okay. Flannels are just usually plaid print. But like what? Here, scratch your jacket up near the microphone with your nail. Okay.

yeah i fucking called it's a nylon oh i can hear that yeah i can hear that good job yeah you can you better yeah you damn right you hear no no i mean look i i will i will eat crow i got yolk on my face okay i i did not know that you were that attuned with materials have we as a collective group none of us can say yolk

or we're all committing to saying it wrong well i lean i i yeah i leaned into that you're leaning into it yeah my man he leans with it i leaned into that we're leaning into the saying it wrong okay that's fine that's we've adopted the same we're yoke folks yeah we're yoke folks

Okay, Durz, what does my shirt feel like? Yeah, Durz, guess the material. It looks like it's cotton. Okay. Good job. Which can also be sheets. And cotton can be sheets. We need percentages because Kyle's going to take it off and he's going to read the tag. That's 100% cotton. You're saying 100% cotton. You're claiming 100% cotton. All right, he's going 100% cotton. We're going to stretch this bitch. Kyle, can you take your shirt off real quick? Yeah, guess what? I just got my genetics test and that shirt says it's 100% that cotton.

I think I just ripped it. Hold on, I gotta take it off. Let's go! And now, did we all get our scales to weigh our nutsack as well as our cocks? Or we didn't get our scales shipped in? I did not. I had some stuff to do. You guys didn't get it? Okay. Yeah, mine's still Amazon. Oh, that sucks. Why, did you? You did. Yeah, I have my scale ready to go, but...

I don't have batteries for it, though, so I can't do it on this podcast. Wait, drum roll, Kyle. What is it? Ders, right? Dude, the shirt doesn't say. I'm sorry. It says it on the inside, on the hip, like along the seam there. Okay, copy you. Looking. Here we go. Looking. It's a bagel.

It's a bagel. Like, I will say that I'm glad we dug that out of the crates because that video of you giving that interview is one of my all-time favorites. So good. Oh, yeah, dude. It holds up. That's why we're friends. I didn't realize it got buried so much. I'm glad people are seeing it because, my gosh, what a performance. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're, like, mad at the guy. Wow. And he's mad at you. What do we got, Kyle? Look, well, I'm happy to jump into this, but I just want to...

This is 100% cotton. Points! Points! I love it. He crushed it. Oh my gosh. Wow. Are we going to go around the fucking bend here? Durs crushed it. Yeah, points! Yeah.

I love it when I find out cool fucking talents you have. Oh, yeah. Bro, it's awesome. Durs. That's not even a talent. That's a mutant power. I see the next Marvel movie. I'm basically a nightcrawler. I love this shit. I love it. So Durs is the shopper of our crew. A little bit. Who is the most fashionable? Is it Blake? Blake is the hippest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the hippest. Oh, thanks, brother. You can tell by these Oakleys? Those are great. Is Durs the most...

Uh, fashionable? Would that be the word? What, like, forward? Yeah. Here's what I say. I think I have good taste. I have no style. Okay. Okay, very good. Refined taste, no style. You got it, dude. See, I think I have, I think I'm opposite. I think I have good style. Horrible taste.

yeah I don't disagree yeah because I like to wear the fucking shit that I get for free yeah you know yeah hold that up that was from a fan is that this is important yeah what the hell they made y'all don't know about this one

Oh, yeah. No, those are sick. This is important, and it looks like a can of Ashland. Yeah. Yes, which, speaking of which, if I could just do a quick plug, I'm drinking the new Villager Spirits. Okay. I haven't gotten to try those yet. Are those good? Oh, my God. Game changers, y'all.

I'm drinking, I guess Bon Vivre is what my wife got from people who were visiting the house while I was gone. That shit's gross. Adam, dog, talking about Ashland, I've been sober for eight years. It's the best out there. Thank you, dude.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. You know what I'm drinking right now? A can. Rhodey. Okay. What is that? It's a little weed drink, and it's two milligrams THC, four milligrams CBD, and it's just kind of like a glass of wine, basically. The equivalent of like a glass of wine. Sorry, is that a tea bag, though? Yeah, what is it? It's a bag of liquid, and you just pour it into like soda water, or I drink them with these little sprites. Nice. Nice.

with my lean. And I'm thinking about maybe unscrewing the top of this delay spray and maybe... The Trojan delay spray and chugging it? Yeah. I'd probably recommend against that. Maybe coating my throat a little bit? Wait, why? Trojan my throat.

You're going to try and drink it? Wait, why would you coat your throat with that? Couldn't hurt. Yeah. Why don't you stop him? Just let him explore. Yeah, my throat hurts. Yeah, let him live his life. It's his truth. Yeah, it's his truth. That's true. What's that, Kyle? I'm just living my truth.

Have fun.

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I am honestly talking about substances. I am about to fucking fall off the wagon. Take a take a melatonin. All right. That's a sleep enhancer. Yeah. Enhancer. Sleep enhancer. Should we take five? Should we just take a little break here? I mean, we all know that what I what I say sipping on every night, which is a Z a Z quill.

You're still doing this. Oh, boy. A cup of Z-Quil mixed with some soda water. Do not try this at home. It's my night-night. I have it every night. This is 38. Are you going to make it to 40? Come on. Are you still? Dude. Adam, hold on. No. Look at me. This is crazy. Look at me, dude. This is 38? Fuck.

Look at me, dude. I'm worried about the inside, not the outside. Outside's great. Very kissable. Thank you. Tell me again what the concoction is. It's been a while since we ran down this. I forgot. It's a disgusting habit. It is Z-Quil, the purple flavor. So Z-Quil is where you're asking your liver to work overtime. It's not NyQuil. It's not NyQuil. Yeah, okay. And it's non-habit forming, although I do have it every night.

Although I've got down to a sire. Although I can't go to sleep unless I have it. And so then I put it in like a can of La Croix.

Over ice, you know, like a lemon LaCroix over ice and I mix it together and every once in a while put a little vodka in it, you know. You know that's lean. You're just drinking lean. Yeah, you're purely making like homemade, like moonshine lean. That's not lean. It's not lean. It's a softened lean. It's like over-the-counter lean, right? It's a little slant. Because you can't get lean over-the-counter anymore. You can't get lean over-the-counter.

But the Z-Quil, I bet you the product that's in it, though, is just named something else and got a different distribution channel. Dude, and I'm not drinking half a bottle. I'm doing what the amount that they say to do. Right. The one scoop. If you're sick, it's supposed to be if you're sick. No, no, no. Z-Quil is just for sleeping. Yeah. Z-Quil's a sleep aid. Oh, okay. NyQuil is if you're sick. And I've tried that, too. Believe me. And it's not as good. The Z-Quil's actually pretty tasty. Oh, wow.

Sorry. Trust Adam, you can drink an entire bottle of that stuff and it just does not kick in enough. Well, you say vodka sometimes. Is that real, ma'am? Or are you hitting the vodka every night? No, that's every time. No, it's not every time. Yeah, that's what I want to know. I want to discern this. It's not every time. It's not every time.

Not every time. I mean, this guy goes to Metallica shows, dude. Of course he's going for it. It's not every time. So tonight, what I'm doing, because, you know, I got to wake up at 5 a.m. tomorrow, right? For work. Six or seven of these things. Oh, my God. How are you going to get up? That's why I'm going to take the melatonin, because I got to fucking get down. Oh, my God.

Yeah, we got to hit our Z's. Me and Kai got to go night-night. We're on the East Coast. Bro, for real. Yeah. But aren't you worried about getting up and how you feel in the morning? Won't you be sluggish? No, because there's coffee. No, no, no, no. And I am drinking a lot of coffee in the morning. Oh, my God. Your poor body is like... What I do is... Exactly. I wake up. I have a pre-brew pot. I just hit the little button. I take my shower. I chug one cup of coffee. Then I have three venti iced drinks.

Starbucks until lunchtime. The cause of diarrhea. Then I have lunch. Then I have a Red Bull mixed with a La Croix. That's my afternoon go juice. And then usually maybe two Diet Cokes to round out the day.

And then I come home. You still have fucking diet Cokes. You're still doing that. I can't do a diet Coke. I'll get a heartburn. Your heart must look like Freddy Krueger's face. And then I come home. Then I take pre-workout. Then I work out, learn my lines. Uh, you do pre-workout at night. Pre-workout is what's a, what's that again? Yeah. After I go home, it's caffeine. And then I do that. Uh, I work out and then usually I like learn my lines while on the bike or whatever's whatever I have to memorize for the day. And then, uh,

and then, you know, take my lean, right? This is the way my night, night and go to bed. That is so much caffeine. I'm still going to send it. Why don't you skip, skip the, skip the workout, the free workout one that felt like one you could get rid of. Well, because then I won't go work out. Like I don't, I just don't have the energy after,

you know, after working. Are you sure you don't have the energy? Are you sure? After all the potions? Yeah. And I don't do it. No, I do. I do do it every day. Are you sure you actually don't have the energy? That's my question because I know you, bro. You fucking go. You don't need this shit. You're a divine run at a high octane no matter what, bro. Yeah, we do. Thanks.

Thank you. And this is how it would work on me, an intervention, with just a lot of compliments, being like, I know you did. You were good. You don't need it. But no, I do. And then you kind of dodge it and go, but I'm going to keep doing it. Well, you got to keep doing it. You don't, though, bro. I mean, I know. I'm on the grind, too. It's fucking tiring. I get it, bro. I get it, Tommy. Kyle, you're working out. No, but I mean, this whole fucking wake up. The grind of life.

Yeah, waking up. What Kyle means by the grind, he means he's waking up. Yeah. Grinding coffee. I know what you're saying. They're going to work. Yeah, the fucking set life, bro. The fucking get up, do it, go, fucking get it. And also sometimes me, sometimes work out. Yeah, fuck yeah. I also just worked for a couple months on a set, drank caffeine.

three or four times worked out every night see there you go okay that's cool okay yeah but i would do a i would do i wouldn't do a pre-workout i would do like a a liquid iv actually i would drink a liquid iv while i worked out great product so basically sugar because that's got sugar in it okay yeah but it's not a caffeinated right it would give me sugar which is enough to like get me through a real workout absolutely you've got a pure body i i uh you know i've been

riding highs and lows for a while now. So I feel like I need it. You should, honestly.

cut it the fuck out. Yeah. Because what you described to me is what any doctor would say is dangerous. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. How often do you go to the doctor, Adam? How often do you go to the doctor? Not a set doctor. Set doctors are fake. Yeah. I get a Dr. Pepper if I'm not. No, the only doctor I go to is a set doctor and she comes to my house. No, the set doctors, you cannot have them. They're not the... No!

Yeah, said doctor. No, she's cool. You're almost 40 years old, bro. You got to start fucking looking after your bod. I know. And then when I turn... Dude, I'm not almost 40. I got two more years. And then when I turn 40, guess what? I'm going to go to a doctor, an old guy. He'll finger my butthole. I'll do the whole thing. But right now...

Give me a hell yeah! But like, this is the same doctor who the first year work at Hogs was like, you've all got heart murmurs. And we were like, what? Yep. All right. See you guys next time. Is it real?

So when you, for the listeners, when you are on a TV show, you have to have a physical. Like the network makes you take a physical. And before you do any project. Insurance. Yeah, you have to have a physical for insurance. But these doctors want you to pass because it's the studio that is paying them the rate to come to your house or wherever they come to to do it. So they want you to pass the stuff.

So, you know, whether she's this doctor is doing their best or not. I don't know. She had a dog in a bag. Is she bring her dog with you? It was Paris Hilton. The bag started moving and I was like, yeah, she's the doctor that I call if I if I need someone. Really? Really? Wow. I don't have a I don't have a doctor now. I'll get you one. I got hella. Adam, how long have you been only seeing the set doctors?

Like since we started workaholics? Yeah, 10 years, a decade now. So you've gone a decade now doing lean every night and all this shit. It's science. And then you haven't gone to a real doctor. No, I'd say I started doing... This doctor comes over, you smoke her out.

I've been doing the Z-Quil every night for three years now, four years? This is 38. Five years? Something like that. Happy birthday to you. So wait, so you go to this doctor, the little industry doctor, right? But you haven't gotten like a legit physical from like a practicing physician? No.

The doctor's practicing. No, like a blood test and shit. No, no, no. Like I'm saying, like the whole nine yards type shit. No, you don't have to do that stuff until you're 40, dude. It's science. That's when you have to start doing it. I would agree. Your heart is a thousand years old right now, though.

The caffeine is, you know, it's like age is a number or whatever. There's 70-year-old dudes that are in the same shape as me right now. Durs, you don't drink caffeine. Is caffeine bad for your heart? I have been wondering this. Caffeine's hella good for you, dude. Do you know what the health issues are?

No. No, he doesn't know. I don't know. But I remember Adam was drinking Monsters all the time. The doctor was like, well, are you drinking caffeine? He was holding a Monster. Obviously, it's not good for your heart because it raises your heart rate. Well, yeah, because you're spinning it up. No matter what, the caffeine is taking your blood, like your vessels and fucking constricting them. That's what the caffeine does. Exactly. That's exactly what it is. Sure. Maybe that is what they're doing. I don't know. That's what happened.

That's what happens. I think it speeds your heart rate up. Because the blood vessels are constricting. That's why. Because you're still trying to pump blood through that shit. We're missing it. It's science like a motherfucker right now, dude. It's science. Thank you. When we started this podcast, we knew that it was going to be even more hilarious after Adam's heart explodes and we go back and listen to these. Because we've talked about this. We've warned this man. We're back.

Yeah, now we're having a birthday episode and it's... And guess what? Sometimes I bite off more than I can chew and I need a little go-go to get me through the day. I mean, we're lucky I'm not like a cokehead or something. Like if this were the 80s or something, I might be like a full-blown cokehead, but I'm not, you know... You would probably be a cautionary tale. It's barely a different thing.

You would have been a cautionary tale in the 80s. No, it's definitely different. It is way different than Coke. I'm drinking coffee and one Red Bull a day. I cut it down to one sugar-free Red Bull a day. That's pretty good. Oh, congrats, dude. Remember how many Monster Energy drinks I was drinking? So four cups of coffee, one Red Bull, a Diet Coke, and a pre-workout. Two Diet Cokes. Two Diet Cokes and a pre-workout. And Z-Quil. I'm still going to say that.

Oh, you're going up. Z-Quil is the anti. And Cam. Don't forget Cam. Cam is also a downer, no? It's a downer. This whole story is a downer. Does all of that together equal cocaine? No.

Yeah, that's my point. You might as well just on like three rails and then just... Yes, points! Yeah, it might be safer for you to pick up the coke habit. And been way more cool, bro. All right, well, maybe I get into cocaine then, you know? Is that what you guys are saying? This I love. Fucking dude.

that shit's important dude hollywood baby adam i like that i like that for you i do think it's amazing that this is the new cocaine like this is like all the old like ah fucking got on cocaine just to get through the days yeah this is the new version guess what not as cool just just not as cool yeah you aren't cool you're cool oh thank you this is not cool no i feel uh

Dude, cocaine sucks. You know, the handful of times I've done cocaine, it sucks. You feel so shitty. You did a handful of cocaine? I did a handful. I do a handful of cocaine. No, I've done it a few times, but I don't... A softball.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I always feel like gross the next day. You feel like you're sick the next day. It's like disgusting. Cocaine fucks you up. Yeah. Yeah. I did it one time and like the next I didn't I had no idea what the fuck I was, you know, what I was in store for. And the next day I had to like go over to my dad's house and watch football. And I just felt like a dirty fucking sack of shit. I was just like, this sucks.

I couldn't sleep. Wait, before I do this line, what am I in store for? Is he with you? Daddy! Who brought this guy? And you're like, uh, fuck it, just kidding. I'm still gonna send it. What am I in store for, sir? What am I in store for? What am I in store for, sir?

No, but I think even worse is like anytime you're at like a Coke party or a Coke bar, it's just like the vibe is just not for me. I'm purely just powered by Jaeger. Cocaine is a different vibe. I think I went to the Coke bar in college and it was the most fun bar. Really? Well, I mean, it definitely has the like hot dudes and chicks. Yeah. The sexy drug. The guys were unparalleled. Yeah, Blake's always talking about the hot dudes. Hey, man.

I can appreciate a hot dude. Right, yeah. Like, just coat... Just, like, the noses were perfect for cocaine. Dude, the hair. Hot, hot, hot, hot! It's sick, baby. Did I not mention the hair? The hair was perfect. The hair! Coke hair, dude. The gel. Oh, God. The gel. But if you have to take a shit at a Coke party, good luck, man. Because they're all in there doing lines? Dude, you can never...

By the way, being in the room, the Coke room in a Coke party is like, that's the spot. I mean, that's where you make up your movies. During the aughts is when it was still in a room. I feel like after 2010 parties, Coke was just out. It was like in a room and then it just came out. I feel like in the, well, now I feel like it's

not probably. I mean, I'm not going to back in this, back in the room. I think it's, I think it went back in the room once fentanyl hit the scene and people were like, Oh, that's just disgusting. There could be a whack dude. Yeah. Ew. Gross. You're going to die. You could die. Yuck. Oh, man. Well, wait, that's, that's the extreme version of what, so do they,

are they cutting it what is it i know i know but that's that's like the they're putting fentanyl in cocaine so it's the most extreme like high low you could get in one sniff i have no idea why the fuck they do it to me it seems absolutely insane like you're just murdering your client base well it never made sense like why you would even put fentanyl in cocaine just for a feeling it's like i don't quite or if you're cutting it it's cheaper it's cheaper to mix it with a fucking baking soda or whatever

Exactly. Baking soda. Why are you putting another drug in there? I don't understand that. That has to be a fucking desired concoction. The Travis Scott ship. Obviously, this just came out in the Astroworld Music Festival. $8.

people died. RIP. Absolutely is the fucking worst. Yeah, kids, dude. But also, there was some fucking lunatic I saw today on the news that he was injecting people with different drugs. Yeah, it was a shit show. Like going up and injecting people? He had like a syringe and just like stabbing people and people were like, ugh. And then people were like passing out and shit. No thanks. Yeah, no thank you. Yeah, I'm like, oh, gross. Maybe I don't ever go to a music festival again. That sounds like the

fucking worst. Just go to stick to Metallica. Well, I've said it before. I'll say it again. This doesn't happen at Counting Crows. Stick to Metallica. No, dude, there was no, this was a hard drinking 60 year old crowd. There was no one injecting you with drugs at this place.

I mean, half the band went to rehab and all that. So it's probably a good vibe. That fucking sucks. What was Travis's statement? I'm sure he made one that was just like hella bummed. Well, for sure. That's got to fucking suck. That's the worst. We're throwing a festival. It's gonna be great. His hometown, I believe. Right. Houston. Yeah. Houston. Yeah. Houston. But then he did say, get the Travis Scott burger.

Yeah, he did. He plugged McDonald's. Yeah, he did say, go to McDonald's. In the same statement? No, don't do that. No, no, no. I don't think he did. Supersize it. Yeah, but also supersize it. Just to put it into perspective, you know how there was that Woodstock 99 documentary? It's like the worst festival ever. It was actually a really cool documentary. It was just like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it was like Limp Bizkit. It was super aggro. They started lighting huge fires. There were deaths, but three people died at that. Eight people died at Astroworld. I know. And is eight people dying from drugs? Or I thought it was from like pushing. No, trampled, dude. Yeah. Which is like the worst. Yeah, okay. But what's the prick then? What's the fucking... That's a different thing? That was just some other shit. Yeah, on top of it, there's this dude going around like hitting people up with like...

Crazy drugs. Oh, God damn. It was just a nightmare. That's not polite at all. That's way not polite. That's a hell of a word. You have to ask. You for sure ask before you do that. I would say. I think dosing is like the most evil shit that you can do. Like, fuck. Fuck you. Murder, but yeah. Murder, yeah. Murder, rape and stuff, but... And then dosing. Do you remember... Did you guys ever hear the urban legend where somebody was on... I think for us it was like you were on a bark train. You feel a little prick on your back.

you inspect it you pull it out it's a needle with a little flag that says congratulations you just got AIDS yeah what that's some San Francisco Bay Area type shit that absolutely I remember that shit where that was like the story where they would put AIDS on a needle or whatever and then just and then like just prick you and walk away on like Bart and then like dip and then it's like congrats you just got infected

by AIDS. You're not that guy, pal. With AIDS. Well, and that's an urban legend, right? That never happened. I don't know. The little thing is, you've got AIDS now, pal. And also, there's a little note on this needle. Yeah, they just put a little note on it that's like, it was just like super sinister evil shit. There was always cool urban legends. I got a label maker. You could do that. I got a label maker. Someone's got a P-touch. They just make it up. Yeah, no big deal. Yeah, but that never happened. I don't know. Maybe it did. I haven't Googled it.

I don't know. Maybe that's an urban legend. That's true. Of course that is an urban legend. Like what was the other one? Remember where it was like we went to a Marilyn Manson concert and then he had this box full of puppies and then he like sent it in the crowd and he's like, we're not going to play another song until this box of puppies comes back.

Yeah, I never heard that one either. Oh, yeah. That's fucking horrific. Dude, urban legends. I thought that shit was true. I don't know, dude. I remember hearing that the new kids on the block had to get their stomach pumped from like jizz or something. Oh.

I feel like everybody, it was every person was just getting their stomach pumped because they were swallowing too much jizz. Right, like a girl at the high school down the road or whatever. We should start an urban legend about her. That actually happened to me. I had to get my stomach pumped from too much jizz. Jizz, yeah. Did you guys know that? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's awesome. You know why they dropped a best of of this is important this week? I don't know.

The guys had to get their stomach pumped. They all had to go to the hospital and get their stomach pumped from jizz. Because they swallowed too much jizz. Each other's? I think so. It was like a gallon when they took it all out. It was like a gallon. Yeah, there's gallons of jizz that they, like, from each other? I think, yeah, I think. Wow, that's a lot of jizz. By the way, you're hearing these rumors and you're like, eight, and you're like, it's called jizz. Yeah.

You're like, I think I understand. It's a gallon of it, though. It's a gallon. So, yeah, you could just go to the hospital. It's a thing called jizz? Right.

The dudes drink too much jizz so you're getting the best of. I remember hearing one. This is legit. One I heard in high school was that a kid at the other school, he was eating so much pussy that the acidity, he woke up and couldn't talk one day because it burned his tongue. Because the pussy was too hot. It was too fire. That's life.

See, this is when we need a doctor in the building. Yeah. That can or can't happen because I don't know. I don't feel like that could happen. Well, the classic one was Richard Gere with the urban legend of Richard Gere getting his the gerbil stuck up his ass. Yeah. And go to the the HR to remove a gerbil up his and also HR. Yeah.

He had to go to the HR. He had to go to the Human Resources at Universal Studios. Human Resources Department. No, he had to go to the ER. Yeah, but it kind of evolved right into like, it was like a tube and then it was a frozen gerbil, like a gerbil sickle. Well, that's because somebody was like, well, how did he get the gerbil in his butthole? Yeah, we started to question the reality. He froze it. He froze it.

This is important. Oh, well, no. Well, that was the urban legend. It was like, no, they put it up there and then it squirms and it feels good. Oh, yeah. No, it squirms and it feels good and then it finally dies and then you can't pull it out. And you're like, oh, what? Yeah. You had the urban legend where the gerbil died? Yeah.

I think like the urban legend is it froze it. You put the frozen one in the butt. Yeah, it thaws out. No, I never heard that it was frozen. You put the frozen one in your butt, it thaws out, and that's when you start to feel it waking up. And then it crawls. What is it? Fucking Encino, man? Yes. It just wakes up? Yeah.

Yes, this is it. So wait, it came back alive after being frozen. Right. It was cryogenically frozen. Hold up. Let me just say this. This is the problem. Richard Gere was so fucking hot

Somebody had to knock him down a peck or two. They were like, I'm going to fuck this dude over. And that's what happened to us when someone that started that rumor about us getting our stomachs pumped from swallowing each other's jigs. It was a gallon of each other's jigs. Yeah, that person. Now that whoever started that. That same person. That person whose birthday may or not be today. Whoever started that. I don't know. Either way, you're getting the best stuff.

And Adam, this is for you right here. What is it? What is it? I see Adam's got a birthday today. Who's that? Yep. Shout out from my cousin. Shout out to Chris. We're back. Happy birthday to you. And many more on Channel 4.

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So they brought me like a cake on set, right? You know, because it's your birthday and when they do that, that's nice. They better. Lucky duck. I blew the cake out and I'm like, oh, we're going to cut it. And they're like, we have to throw it away now because of COVID. Oh, because you blew on it. Because I blew on it. This is the way. And I'm like, well, why did you let me blow on this fucking cake?

Right. And they're like, you can have it. I'm like, I don't want to eat a whole cake myself. And then I'm the only one that can eat my birthday cake. It's fucking weird. So they just had to throw away this cake. I was pissed now. I feel like people could make that choice on their own right now. You know what I mean? If you see cake and you could do it like...

Eat the cake or don't. You could have your cake and eat it too. I see cake and eat it too. Yeah. I would have gone in on it. Yeah, I don't know. People were doing a thing where they would like clap at it and they would like blow out the things. Clap with their ass cheeks. Or like fanning it. See, I didn't even think. It was just like I was wearing a shield, you know, the shield that they make you wear. Right. Yeah. Right. So cool. And so I was like took it off, blew on it, didn't even think.

And then was like, oh, yeah, obviously, we're going to have to throw away this cake now. Well, that's a huge bummer. That's a huge bummer. Like, I feel bad for everybody who smelled the cake, looked at the cake. Like, fuck. I bet that crew was fucking pissed, dude. They're going to strike. Dude, and you know that it's a cake-loving crew. Bro, every crew's a cake-loving crew, man. We want

Yeah. Who doesn't love cake? Every crew loves a good cake. Some B-Day cake. How's the food? How's the food on your movie? Yeah, let's talk about it. Really good. Is it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it is. It's actually real good. I love it. Good catering. So guys at home, if you've worked on a production and you're not ready, basically a smorgasbord of every food you could imagine at a production. And you would just walk down the fucking line with a tray and a plate and you'd be like, oh, chicken. They got chicken. Oh, they got steak too. Let me get both of them. Fish? Okay. Vegetables. Everything. And then at the end of it,

They have pies and birthday cakes every fucking day. Yeah, you can get real fat if you want to. Yeah. I can't stop eating. And then COVID happened. Yeah, and COVID split up the fucking mess hall, baby. And now...

It sucks. I will say it's nice because you don't just go and graze when you're bored. Portion control. Exactly. Oh, I used to stack it. Now you have to, on this production, you have to download this app. That's what we got to do too. Yeah, and then you click, I want a cliff bar or whatever, and then it says it'll be ready and it'll give you a time. And you're like, in two and a half minutes, I'll go walk over and grab my cliff bar.

what yeah fuck it yeah see i always just fucking throw on there like in the notes i say bring two monitors yeah well they'll bring to the actors and stuff which is nice wow that's crazy man but yeah you got to order through the app you got to get at our crafty you you could walk up you just couldn't touch it up yourself i know that's so weird and then i got yelled at the first day they're like hey you can't do that like fuck off i said do you know who i am and they said no and i go fair enough fair enough i walked away i get that i respect that

Yeah. Now you don't get to go back up to the buffet. There's no buffet at all in Hollywood. You just gotta go to the app. Honestly, I swear to God, the first time I saw a salsa bar back at one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, I shed a fucking tear, dude. We're back!

That's what I was just wondering. Are the buffets done or are they back? Are buffets in general back, bro? Oh, you know big buffets coming out swinging as soon as they can. You think Soup Plantation is back? No, R.I.P. It's gone.

They shut down. That's gotta be done. Maybe don't put plantation in the name of your fucking business. What are you thinking? Thank you. I agree. That was bad, but they did. Didn't put that together. And then soup, soup Nazi. I mean, the whole thing is problematic in today's time. Kiss me also.

You could just call it the soup place. You know? Admittedly, though, soup plantation did fucking rule. Oh, my God. There's one good thing. The broccoli. Oh, you're out of your mind. The broccoli. My man, tell me about the broccoli. Dude, the little pizzas get real. Am I?

Get real. Am I tripping? Is it just the California thing or does everybody know about soup plantation? I think it's strictly a California. Like Southern California? Because I knew in Northern California we had something called sweet tomatoes. Basically what this is is it's a

The whole restaurant is a salad bar. You walk in, you make your salad, then you go to the soup station, then you go to the muffin station. It's not like Sizzler. What do you mean? Yeah, it is. No, Sizzler is a sit-down restaurant with a salad bar. The entire restaurant is a salad bar. Oh, I never got a plate at Sizzler. I always got the salad.

Oh, yeah, because you're a gangster. You know what's up. You're an arugula. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, dog. I always. That's why I went to fucking Sizzler was to get the buffet. Oh, yeah, dude. I forgot. You're a gangster. You go to Sizzler and don't get the fucking steak. You fucking dork. Oops. Winning. You don't get lobster. Yeah. Cheese up. Hose down. Uh.

That was my shit back at... You know, when I was a kid, I used to... My family, when it was your birthday, you got to choose the restaurant that you get to go to. Yes. Sizzler. Must be nice. Tony Roma. Sizzler, dog. No, literally. I remember being a kid. I knew my family was on a budget. You know, that's a thing that I hear my mom talk about. So I remember seeing a commercial for Sizzler, and they had that garnish, and it looked so fucking good. And I'm like...

Oh, man, I'm going to – I can't believe I'm even floating this idea. So I was mad nervous, and I'm like, for my birthday, I hope we can afford it. Pizza, pizza. I would really like to go to Sizzler. And my mom goes, yeah, I think we can swing that, honey. Oh, shit. All right, man. Yeah, she took me on a little bit of a ride, and I'm like, oh.

Yeah! Special treat. That was a big deal to go to Sizzler back then, bro. I remember fucking people would always say it when they won. Like, what are you going to do next? I'm going to Sizzler, right? No, it was Disneyland. No, it was Disneyland. Disneyland. It wasn't Sizzler. They've literally never said that. Wasn't there a dance or something? Like, I'm going to Sizzler. I'm going to Sizzler. I'm going to Sizzler. You're so dumb.

They've never said that. Dude, it's like going to Disneyland. I like what you said when they won. Yeah. Not even like a championship, just like a regular game. Shaq, you just won the championship. I swear somebody said they're going to Sizzler, bro. Wait, wait, you just won the fucking NBA championship. I'm going to Sizzler, Lord. Troy Aikman, you just scored the winning touchdown for the Dallas Cowboys. Where are you going?

I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yeah, I thought it was like some Olympians. Sizzler, man. I thought some like Olympians or something. Kyle heard Disneyland and in his little brain, he heard Sizzler, man. I gotta go to Sizzler, man. Oh, man.

Yeah, I swear I heard him say Sizzler, man. You are so dumb. Wow. I think it was a thing to go to Sizzler for your birthday, though, right? Because there's like, it's your birthday. You're going to Sizzler. Like, I feel like. What are you talking about? No one has ever said this, dude. What are you talking about? What reality are you living in? Does nobody have this ref? Keep hitting the pipe, buddy. I don't know. I don't know if I've been to Sizzler. What is this? What's they sing to you? Sizzler.

That's the best addition to this. That is amazing. Ders, you've never been to Sizzler? No. My brother would take us to Red Lobster. That was his birthday. That is high class, right? Oh, Red Lobster was one level up. Yeah. That was one level up. He would get a lobster and I would just smash on the popcorn shrimp. You want to know what you should be smashing on is those cheddar biscuits. Ooh. Whee!

I think this is before they had the biscuits. They sell those in the freezer sector now. Hey-oh. Yeah, I love a good biscuit. A lot of good biscuits down in Mobile, Alabama. Shout out. Oh, yeah. How did you enjoy your time in Alabama? It was great. Had a lot of food. What up, Yellow Wolf? What's up?

Is that where he's from? I think. I could see that. Is he from Alabama? Dude, I wish I ran into him and I could tell him about me and Kyle going to see him at South by Southwest. Yeah, man. We went and got, we hoofed it there and we bought everybody in the line drinks. Remember that? Yo, this was kind of a fucking, we just got new money move. Yeah. There was a line at this fucking concert. Yellow Wolf. Of like 30 people, maybe 20, right? Of trying to get a beer.

We went to the front of the line, just past everybody else, and I dropped... It was like they were just selling beers, right? It wasn't like a full bar. Yep. And I just put down like $100 or $200, and it was like, everybody here, this pays for them. And I took the first beer, handed it to Kyle, and then we took off. That's sick. Yeah, we did it. No, but I did it. Yes, sir. I feel like we split it, though, dude. But we did it. We said we did it. I did that at the Orange County Fair, and...

I got, this woman was mad at me. She was mad at you? This woman was like, yell, yeah, she was like, yes, I was like,

Because it was like a little bit of a line. And I was just like, you know what? I'm going to go. I'll just pay for everybody and get our drinks now. And so I was like, hey, I need six beers and then whatever any of these people want. And the woman's like, oh, you think you're special? You're just cutting line? And I'm like, don't worry. You're covered. All your beers are free. Everything's free. Well, why don't you cry?

about you can't buy me yeah and she was like yelling at me and i'm like i thought i was doing like a good thing i mean i get it i understand you were definitely doing it to get the fuck out of there and get the fuck out of there but i was paying for it hey but guess what money talks and bullshit walks okay bro i don't know if i'm dude in line and i was just waiting and now my beer is free i'm high dude yeah totally that's a good move yeah

I did that in Chicago. Or where were we? Was it Wisconsin? Oh, in Madison, where you caught pizza for everybody? Yeah, dude. What's the name of that pizza joint? Let's shout them out because that place is fire. Yeah, that was tight. Shout out to Ian's Pizza in Madison, Wisconsin. Big E's. If you know, you know. We rolled up really slithered and just feeling ballsy. I'm like, pizza's on me. People were like, dude, that macaroni and cheese pizza. That wasn't even to do.

to dodge the line. We already bought it and you were like, blah. Yeah. I miss getting slithered with you guys. I haven't been slithered with my boys in quite a while now. We've got to get slithered. When was the last time we got, well, it was the bachelor party. That was the last. That wasn't too long. Yeah. And the wedding. It was three weeks ago at your wedding. Oh,

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's never enough. It's never enough. It's never enough. Dude, honestly, Adam, after your wedding, I went sober for 22 days, dude. Oh, my. Then this villager dropped and I had to get on it. He's back on the sauce. Kyle was like, Kyle thought he had you. He's like, oh. Oh, wait a second. You want to keep going? Go for 23, 24, 25? No.

no how could you not enjoy a villager mango margarita my god it's delicious is that just a mixed drink in a can that's right yeah that's right it's very good I love it yeah I love that those are becoming a thing I think my co-stars in this movie about my father that I did down in Mobile yes I want to hear more about Alabama I think they think I'm like a drunk because at dinner I would get like

three or four drinks and they'd be like, I'll have a drink tonight. That could be nice. Then I'd be like, I need another margarita. And they would be like, oh. Yeah, guys, we're animals. We're animals. Yeah, I sometimes forget that we are little monsters. Yes. Great move. Yeah, we just drink people under the table, unfortunately. And we might be a little bit of alcoholics, but you know. I mean, I am. We have fun with it. Right. I'm normally keeping pace with like

And a Tiba is the, yeah, man, that's why I, I know. No, I mean, I'm watching you guys. It is very interesting from the, cause you know, like we came up together and fucking, I still got the rowdy in me even when I don't drink, you know, I can still like fucking turn up with you guys. But the level at which the turn up occurs is fucking nuts.

nuts dude yeah we're still turning it up to 11 yeah i wonder i wonder when that'll stop when you have a heart attack is this the podcast where we just go what the fuck are we doing yeah we're 38 knocking on 40 yeah yeah z quill and that's i mean bro there's a lot happening there's a lot happening there's a lot happening it's crazy it's lizard and sizzler i love it i love it there's a lot happening yep yep

I love it. Hard lessons. There's a lot happening. Yeah. And I love it. There is. Ders, did you have any takeaways from Alabama? Did you experience Alabama? I'm so curious. I've never been. Yeah. I went to the, so I was in Mobile for the most time, but then I drove up to Montgomery and I went to the Equal Justice Initiative Memorial for essentially African-Americans that were lynched

or killed by mobs uh it's pretty heavy duty yeah there's a museum there that i highly recommend to anybody who wants to learn more about this country and how fucked up it can be um and how recent these things were very crazy uh and how fucking horrible they were you

Did you guys know that the wall of Wall Street built by slaves up in New York? No, I did not know that. I didn't even know there was a wall. I thought it was owned by Mark Wahlberg. Wahlbergers? And I don't want to get into it about his family and the lineage. It's not good. No, but it was fucking super dope. I

I would go there and check it out. And then besides that, Mobile was nice. People were good. Food was heavy. That's cool that you like take your weekends after working all week and you like better yourself and you go to like museums and stuff. I just get, I usually just eat chicken and waffles. Metallica. And go to Metallica. No, but dude, Adam, you haven't,

amazing opportunity. Atlanta is full of like American history. It's Martin Luther King like birthplace, dude. I did see, I did see, I drove past on my way to a bar. I went, did see Martin Luther King's house. Yeah, dude. That's awesome. That's where he was born and raised. And I'm like,

Oh, shit. I, out of nowhere, parked in front of that house. That's how cool Atlanta is. I was just like, I stopped off to get like a cup of fruit and then next thing I know, I look over, everybody's taking pictures of this house. It's like, I'm literally parked in front of Martin Luther King's house. Right. Yeah. Martin Luther King Jr. A lot of history down there. It's pretty tight. Yeah, Atlanta's pretty, pretty rad. That's super cool. I've never been to Mobile. Yeah, no. Oh,

You know, Mobile, Alabama is a port town there. They have a, not right now, but there's a cruise ship that pulls up there and people get on and off. Carnival. A lot of fishing. They did the whole Bubba Gump fishing just down the shore from Mobile. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Good biscuits, though. I fuck with Bubba Gump.

Great merch. That's a great place to have a birthday dinner, by the way. Bubba Gump. My God. Is it? Oh, yeah. The coconut shrimp is fire. Treat yourself. I feel like when you'd win a championship, they'd be like, what are you going to do? They'd be like, Bubba Gump. I'm going to Bubba Gump, man. Bro, I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yo, I just watched Forrest Gump two nights ago with Emma and...

It holds up. It's the best. I love it. So you like Forrest Gump, but you don't like Dune? You're crazy, bro. Did you see Dune? I did. Well, you don't like Forrest Gump? Not as good as Dune. Not as good as Dune. Are you out of your mind? Dune rocked. Okay, is Dune going to win the Academy Award? I'm going to give you five seconds to just reassess the dumb shit you just said. Go ahead.

Who? Dune visually is off the chain. We're not saying visually. Better movie. No, you said Dune is better than Forrest Gump.

Okay, maybe it's not better than Forrest Gump, but it was definitely not as bad as you let on. You're welcome. You went into it thinking it was going to be bad, and then you go, oh, cool. The takeaway from Ders wasn't horrific. It was story-based. I believe I said it looked amazing, but did you care at any point? Yeah, it was the fact that it was slow, right? I think I haven't yet seen it. No, it was the rapping. He was just talking about the rapping. Yeah, it didn't wrap up.

in the way is that what you mean yeah it didn't it didn't wrap up on purpose because it is probably the first act in a very long story but like that's what was actually really frustrating is that they made that movie with the intention of it not ending to make a second movie but they didn't even green light the goddamn second movie till like two weeks of course they did of course no but that shouldn't fucking matter that shouldn't matter about just talking about the movie in the hole the question that i have is like if you take away the fact that there's a

another movie coming in if you were to take that away right and then just look at the end of the flick is it fucking satisfying yeah it made me go on a youtube dive of what of what cool sand cool sand dunes so derz is saying no and you're saying yes what was the youtube of other movies to kind of make you forget no i want to see how it ends i wanted to see how it ends to me that shit is so fucking silly that they just it's so symptomatic of a bigger problem where it's like yeah

They fucking put all their eggs in the next movie basket. They forgot to wrap up the fucking first movie. God damn. They didn't forget. It was a choice. I'm pissed now. That's life. It was a choice. That's so annoying. That's the most annoying fucking thing that's going down in our town. Hollywood fucking sucks. Blaser, who's your favorite character from the movie? Who's my favorite character? Oh, Blake, please just tell us who your favorite character is. I mean, I love Blaser.

the bad guy I don't remember what his name is like Baron whatever you're talking about Stellan Skarsgård as like the greasy fucking whatever the fat chub yeah he was sick he had two scenes and I don't disagree he was the best actor

I loved what Jason Momoa brought to the table. I thought he had a lot of heart. Just a casual pilot. What's up, young man? I don't belong in this movie at all. He made me want to get in the gym. He made me want to be a better fighter. But I was like, how is this guy in this movie? And everyone else is like, tonight the sun sets and the equilibrium will be done. And you're like, this guy's like, hey, it does suck, doesn't it? You know who else rocked it?

Javier Bardem, dude. Dude, he always rocks it, bro. Dude, he always rocks it. How many scenes is he in? How many scenes is he in? You're talking about people that always rock right now. Yeah, because they're hot. Ders isn't talking about performance. Okay, well, here's what it is. It's,

Blake is the type of person that loves most things. George is the type of person that hates most things. And this is where we're at with it. I just have standards of like, are we really going to pay this kind of money to see these things? I didn't pay. You went to, I didn't pay. You don't even, you didn't even see it on the big screen. And you're talking about the visuals. Hey, my TV is big. Okay. And I got a sound system. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You just won the world championship. Where are you going to go? I'm going to Bubba Gump. I'm going to Bubba Gump, man. We got any takeaways, apologies, giveaways? I'm sorry you saw Doom. I want everyone else to see it too. I am sorry.

I'm sorry that I said Sizzler and not Disneyland. I'm sorry about that. Dude, it's okay. Hey, I would like to forgive you for it. I know we kind of jumped on you for that. We're bringing forgives to the end. I would like to add another thing and I would like to have a fifth thing, which is forgiveness. Does anyone have any forgiveness? A moment of forgiveness. I'm sorry, mama. I would like to forgive you for that. I'll forgive you.

I forgive Hollywood for making Dune. No, dude, that movie rocks. Have you seen it, Kyle?

Bro, I'm going to watch it. Get out of here. No, I'm talking about the concept of not rapping. He hasn't even watched it. He's shitting on it. You got to watch it. I'm talking about the concept of rapping a movie horribly while putting it on the next one. It doesn't rap horribly. I'm just talking about that concept. I feel like that happens all the time because motherfuckers are just thinking about the next one, the next one, the next one. They forget to fucking make their movie good. The movie's good. Simple fucking fixes. Okay. The movie's good. Well, Blake says it's good though. Blake, win it.

when it ended, Blake, were you like, were you, were you shocked that it just ended? I,

I wasn't. I was freaking hyped. It made me want the next movie so bad. Yeah, because you were like, well, that wasn't good enough. That's an okay feeling to have walking out of a movie. You also have to be like, this movie fucking rocks. It ain't a fucking TV show. I did. I'm telling you. I thought it rocked. Bro, you want that? Go watch 24. This is not a TV show. This is a fucking movie. Guys, I would like to compliment you. It's content. It's all content. Happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. And that's another episode of

This is due. No, wait. My special shout out is to Adam. Happy birthday, Adam. You are doing great, buddy. Oh, thank you, buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Why did you just stop the entire episode for that?

Are we all going to go around and say something nice? Is that what we're doing? No, we don't have to. We don't have to all say nice things. Thank God. Yes, sir. That was another. You can forgive. You could give away. You could do apologies. You can do epic slams. Oh, yeah. It's a bagel. Put downs. You know, the whole thing. Epic apologies. Epic. Do you have an epic apology? Yeah. Epic forgiveness. It's a bagel. Look, here's what I will say. In regards to Dune.

I want everybody who likes it to enjoy it. Yes, yes, into it. I want everyone who was involved making it to be proud of it. Yes, points! Into it. But it ain't for me.

All right. He's not that guy, pal. He's not that guy. Okay. I'm not that guy, pal. Hit me with it. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. All right. I can't wait to watch the movie. I got to watch this fucking thing. Trust me. And I forgive you, Dersh. Epic forgiveness to you. You're wrong, but I epically forgive you. I feel forgiven, bro.

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