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Here we go. It's the yay, it's the yay. It's the yay remix. It's a bagel, it's a bagel. Golden game, never fake. Game championships, we gonna take all the rings the rest of time. Infinity, we doing it, it's real. Oh man, okay, I guess. It's a bagel. I could've gone forever. I know, you're a freestyle king. Was that two whole bars there?
That was almost two whole bars. Dude, that guy's got a hot two. My boy went on a bar crawl, baby. Wait a second. So is a bar one line or two lines? It's got to be a rhyme, right? Wait, isn't it called a stanza? Isn't it called a stanza? Okay. A stanza is like musical theory, bro. And I'm not talking. Ray from Ghostbusters.
Thank you. A bar has to be a rhyme, right? A rhyming couplet? It has to be a couplet. A rhyming couplet. In iambic pentameter terms. Shakespearean actor Blake Anderson. Break it down for us. I want to say it's a rhyming couplet.
Well, before we get away from what we're talking about now, why were you playing the music, pal? Yes, why? Well, because the Golden State Warriors brought home the 2022 championship. All right. Perfect. Perfect.
It's a bagel. In championship fashion, they went on a three-game run to win it. Yeah, it got a little crazy. It got a little hectic. Very stressful time for me, but I'm excited, and I think I'm pulling up to the parade on Monday. Woof. Oh, you are? Can we? Why didn't you pull the trigger and go to a game? Oh, my gosh. Dude, so I was in New York on...
What was the day before? Shit, what's even today? Today's Saturday? It's Thursday. It was Thursday, right? Thursday, I was in New York, and I'm like... Jet setter? Go ahead. Today's Saturday, though. Just FYI. But then, so Friday, I spent the whole entire day at the mother-freaking airport, and I'm like, do I just take the trip to Boston and go to the game? You should have. But I'm only one deep. I didn't want to... I was a little scared. You should have did that. What do you mean, one deep? It was just you, you're saying? Yeah.
That means you could roll with ease. Yeah, that means it would have been super easy to get a ticket and get in. But I'm saying if I get jumped by a Boston crew, I'm a dead man. There's no witnesses. Dude, you're not getting jumped. You're going to be put on a bunch of Irish dudes' shoulders and carried in there. Yeah, you're fine. Blake is so much more scared and nervous than he lets...
us in on. He is so scared, so nervous. I know how scared he is. He's a little scaredy cat. He was scared of Adams and house and college. Yeah, I was afraid of that. He saw my buddy do whippets one time and it's evidently scarred him to where 20 years later he needed to rat me out to my parents. It's a bagel.
Blake, what game was it where we went out to go get some burgers? We got the Impossible Burger and you were... That was game three. That was an L. We took an L that day. You were so fucking weird and jittery while I was trying to order. The game hadn't even started yet. And I was like, what is this dude's energy? It's a bagel. Do we think Blake has a secret pill problem or something?
What's going on with Blake right now? What is this energy? I couldn't understand. I felt like I couldn't even speak with you. You popping? Is this an intervention? Hey, what's popping? Hold on. Hold on, man. What about this, man? Come on.
Let's get back to it. Let's get back to it. It's a fun time. We're all excited. For sure. It's definitely a fun time for you and the golden state fans, but also we have to talk to you about your drug addiction. Um,
I mean, you have, you have a lot of secrets. You have a secret Tik TOK. You have evidently, he's a bitch. Let's not forget. He's a bitch. And we established that very early on. Establish your, that's okay. Yeah. This is trickle, trickle down, bitch behavior. Come on. I can't run from it. I'm trying to be a big dog, but I'm a scared bitch. When we watched it at the thing, I think the game was like fucking three seconds in and this dude was flipping. He's like, Oh God,
Did you say when we watched it at the thing? Kyle, you didn't even understand the stakes of that game, dude. Kyle doesn't know what restaurants or bars or homes are. It was one one. You want me to use proper nouns? My bad. When we watched it at the thing. My bad. I don't want to get into the politics or the numbers. I don't want to deep dive sports too bad. Dude, please. Let's get charged, dude. I'm ready to get charged.
That series was not super fun by game three if you were a Warriors fan because they had dropped a really, really precious game in game one. The huge comeback in the fourth quarter, I was deflated. And then game three, they were kind of getting a little stomp on them. So it was stressful. Well, as a – not necessarily a Golden State fan, as just a fan of basketball in general –
Loved it. Yeah, it was interesting. I mean, by the way, isn't it more rewarding? It was great. Admittedly, the last game sucked. The last game, you want to see, you don't want there to be blowouts in any NBA finals game. Right. And it just sucked. They got it within nine, and that was like the big, they're going to make a run for it. And then it just ballooned. So what did they end up winning by? It was embarrassing. 11, 10 or 11. Yeah.
Yeah, but the Celtics couldn't make anything. Yeah, but it never felt like they were about to lose the game. No, thank God. I couldn't take it. My heart would explode. That's because Steph was on fire. And full disclosure, I don't really watch basketball, so the energy was... Nice, too. That's the one with the hoops and the balls, huh? You're lucky. You're lucky. But I will say, it was palpable. I was frustrated because I was having trouble looking you in the eyes and shit and just having a regular conversation. But the energy was like...
like a coke head at a party. And I like that energy. Like I, I like cocaine, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's a fun, fun,
I love a good cokehead crowd at the party. What a fun group to be around. It made me want to be addicted. When you're sober, I love being around a bunch of cokeheads at a party. It made me want to be addicted to something again, you know? Yeah. Something very jittery. Get addicted to sports. You're addicted to this podcast, Kyle. Oh, I love it. Yeah. Pod God. When you come into the pod, you have such a wild energy. I love it.
Mainline. Smoking. Smoking. So, you think they're going to win next year or go? I think they have a good chance. Sure, why not? That's my favorite. My favorite sports move is the next day. They're like, okay, so they won yesterday, but next year, what are we doing? Great chance. I love this sports talk, baby. We could get into it. I think they have a chance. I like jousting. Yeah, pickleball. Nude pickleball, I guess, is a thing. No, man. We're talking about a real sport today, bro.
brother. I've been approached by two different people to, uh, uh, and Kyle, I got to talk to you about this. Not that I know anything about pickleball and nor do I think it's necessarily a good idea, but they're like,
The World or the USA Pickleball Organization reached out to my agents about me doing a pickleball movie. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, I would do that. Sponsored. I love it. As if it's in the vein of dodgeball. But I don't know anything about pickleball, nor do I know if I like the sport or not. I might love it. And those kind of movies are killing it right now. Yeah. Pickleball movies? Yeah.
Like, no, no. Like dodgeball, like those sports comedies from 20 years ago are just blazing. It's a big old. Slaying, dude. And that's why we have to bring it back with a sport I've never played. Yeah. Exactly. I'm in. I'm telling you right now. I'm in. I already have a pickleball flick in development with a bud. Oh, shit. Kyle, so does everyone. Yeah, it's one of those tip-tap, see if it can work kind of things. But I think the boom is already popping, dude.
I think it's a little late, actually. Dude, we're mid-boom right now. I feel like we're still early on. Do you have a hook for your movie? Yeah, what's your hook? Do you have a different angle that's like, oh, this one's different? It's not just like, we got to save grandma's house or like... Oh, that's good. What did you say, Durs? It's man versus self. Save grandma's house. It's man versus self.
Oh, my God. That's good. So it's an internal pickleball game. Yeah. Here's the thing. Grandma jars her own pickles. So it's kind of like a funny thing. That's how you get the idea. And their last name is Ball. Okay. Grandma Pickleball. So the movie is called Pickleball. Yeah. That's the name of the character. Yes, Paul!
Where's Mike Ball? Everyone calls me Pickle because my grandma's always making pickles. Adam, if the movie's ready to shoot, put it in your schedule. You might as well ride that wave. No, no, no, no. They just reached out to me asking if I wanted to develop an entire project based around Pickleball when I've never played Pickleball before.
Yeah, because they just see it. Because it's fucking crazy. I told you guys, what, a year ago, six months ago, something like that, that the boom was happening. We're 2,000 and late. Well said, Blake. We are 2,000 and late right now. I feel to the pickleball boom, we're 2,000 and late. We are 2,000 and late. Not me. I was 2,000 and early. That's crazy. You were 2,000 and right in the thing. You were 2,000 and right on time. Yeah. I was early. What are you talking about? I was early.
I was playing in September. I was playing in September. Kyle, if we could pull up a pickleball tournament on ESPN, you were 2,000 and a little bit right on time. You couldn't do that at that point. Yes, the next week it was on ESPN. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, we talked about it, I think, on the week. Todd, go pull it back. Run the tape. Run the tape back. Check the pods. Check the tapes. The community needs to reach out and...
Tell us, because we're not going to do our own research. Tell us if we talked about the ESPN Pickleball Tournament the following week after Kyle first mentioned Pickleball. Thanks, community. Here's your flower. You said you could see it. You said you could see it maybe on ESPN. That's what you said. I was... Okay, hey, we'll check the tape or the digital wavelengths or whatever. It was so 2000 and early. Check the text chain, because I texted you. Whatever. You're saying that the pickle boom is already...
I mean, they're still making... It just feels like that to me. But like I say, I'm early to most parties. So when it's popping... Oh, wow. He's a trailblazer. When it's popping, when it's still going, I'm kind of like, well, it's not cool anymore. Kyle's the type of guy that when he finds a band and then they blow up, and then once they're kind of blowing up, he's like, well, they're too out there now. Kind of. I want to go find the new... What's a band that's like that, that you've...
Yeah. Who have you put us on? Kyle doesn't like music. I don't know about the band analogy to tell you the truth. I'm just saying I feel like most people know that that is a good analogy to put it towards this because a lot of people have like a band that they liked and then it catches on fire a little more and you're like, what? Sex is on fire. Dude. Kings, remember? They were kind of low-key cutty. I
I feel like that band was just immediately huge. No, their first album was kind of underground. That had Sex on Fire? No, no, no. That's when it started to be like, we got to jump off the ship. They're getting a little sexy. They're a little too sexy for Blake and I. They were pretty rock and roll before. But that's when my mom started listening to it. That's when it became huge. And now moms are playing pickleball. So I feel the analogy was correct. But not specifically to Kyle. No.
No, no, no. Now, mom started pickleball. Let's not trip. Pickleball is an old person sport. My mom, when I was home just this last week, she was like, have you played pickleball? And I said, no. She goes, I'm playing now. I go, your mom? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Your mom? I couldn't hear you. Everybody was talking. Sorry. I couldn't hear you. Everybody was talking. Sorry. I kind of had to stick to my guns. I read how they came up with pickleball. It was...
it was like some two families in the Northeast and like, I want to say like outside of Seattle or something. And they like, it was like a summer game that they played. And these two dads made it up. Seattle is West. I'm sorry. Northwest, Northwest. And you were right the first time. No, I'm pretty sure it was Northwest. I remember being West coast, but I mean, I'll look it up, but, uh,
they were playing pickleball. They're playing this game that the two dads made up. And then the dog's name was Pickles. And he kept trying to grab the ball. And so they're like, oh, it's a cute game. Our family plays pickleball. And then from there, I mean, they must have been social as fuck. If it like then spread across the world, you know, it's a young sport. Yeah. It's only like 60 years old or something like that. Yeah. How many?
It's only like 60 years old, the sport. Oh, it's 60 years old? Oh, because the NBA is 70 years old. I don't think it's 60 years old. Wait a second. Kyle, you just told us you were like in on the early 2000 and early. It's 60 years old. Well, yeah, it spread around like people communities.
I know. I know, but it never popped up. So you weren't early. Well, I didn't invent the game. I'm not saying you invented it. You go, I was 2000 and early. 2000 and early was 1978. Yeah, man. Okay, Kyle's on his heels right now. I mean, you are correct. The guys who taught me how to play pickleball were on it earlier. Kyle's on his heels. No, no, but I mean, I was earlier than you guys is what I'm saying. I was the earliest one in...
Yes, that is true. You will eternally be earlier than me. I'm so much earlier than you guys. That's what I'm saying. I don't doubt it. That's what I'm saying. You're the trish. Well, but the thing is, I don't even think we wanted to arrive there. You were early to a party. We just didn't even...
were a part of or even wanted to be a part of. I'm still not sold on the sport. I've got to play. We haven't played. I bet it is fun. That's okay. I was talking pickleball. I got there first. Last night.
And the group I was with, they all were talking about pickleball, saying how much I love pickleball. I don't want to be one of those haters that just hates on a thing that I've never tried or don't know anything about. I'll do it for you. So I do want to try. Yeah, let Ders. Yeah, Ders will do it for you. Yeah, Ders will be that guy. I love being 2000 and late. It's a disgusting habit. Because when something's hot like this and then everyone bails on it, I'm like, thank God I never took part.
But I let it ride, and if all of a sudden it's here to stay, then I go, all right. But sometimes they bounce back. I don't know. Were you guys on the hoverboard wave? Remember our little funky ducks? I got in the garage right now. Hoverboard? You guys remember all those little two-wheelers? Are they back? I'm claiming they're coming back, dude. Let's bring them back. What do you mean? I still got mine. Have you done the one-wheel? No, I haven't done it. I saw a lot of those in Atlanta. That's the fucking sickest shit, dude. It's so fun. The one-wheel rocks. Yeah.
That's like the real G commuter, like the full knee pads, full elbow pads, helmet, and then like messenger bag leaning forward. Yes. They're wearing like a fucking tie. Like they're for sure going to jail, job, jail. Going to jail now. Going to jail. J-A-I-L. J-A-I-L.
HR job or some shit? I don't know. I don't know about the one wheel. But I haven't seen anybody bail on one. You're just hating on it because you just said you don't want to be this guy. What is going on? I'm just giving information. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. He might have froze. I don't know.
Oh, Adam's looking good. Okay. That's what's up. That's perfect. I got to get a picture. This is what happens when you talk about one wheelers. Adam goes off the rails. He's gone. Oh, there he is. He's back. He's back. Hey, guys. Welcome back to Charleston where my internet never works. It's so chunking. The rats are eating your internet cable. Oh, God. My God, dude. I haven't even touched that unit. Like, I went back and looked.
And I was like, well, if I walk inside of this thing, will I immediately get a disease and all my skin just falls off my face and body? A plague? For sure, rock a mask. Yeah.
Yeah, and Chloe and I went the first day, and we didn't have masks. We didn't know what to expect to clean it out. And we show up, and there's just shit everywhere. And we try to grab some stuff that we were like, okay, well, this we should take right now. And then Chloe got wildly sick. What? I've never seen her be sick before. She's not a sickly person. Did you see her eat any of it? Yeah. Why? Sorry. How well do you know her? She goes, mm, they taste like Skittles. Right?
And then I said, taste the rainbow, babe. Taste the diarrhea. And she got like really, really sick for like five or six days. And we think it could be. Diarrhea. COVID. COVID. No. We tested like three or four times. She even went to like the, not emergency room, but like an urgent express. And they're like, oh, we don't know what this is. But got her on a Z-Pack. She feels better. And I bet it's ratchet, dude. Diarrhea.
We don't know what this is because there's no chance you guys were around, I don't know, 4,000 pellets of ratchet, were you? Without gloves and no masks. Because it's coming up as the Black Plague, but that can't be. It's Sane Bubonic Plague, but it couldn't be, right? You didn't bathe in ratchet, did you? There's no way. Just in a small room with dozens and dozens of rats, right? If you had a test strip that came back and it said Bubonic Plague,
That can't be right. Well, she's back now. She's feeling better. So the rats didn't get her. I would screenshot that shit. I would take a picture, post that shit. Hot content. I love your content. 2000 and early. Hey, check it out. Look at this, guys. It's back.
Bro, I was 2,000 and late to the bubonic plague. My bad, but we're bringing it back. My bad. We're bringing it back, bitch. It's all cyclical. Hey, put your Tide Pods down. We're all in on the bubonic plague now. Bubonic challenge. Bubonic challenge, y'all. Look.
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like coming up like a tick tock behind their dad, like with a hammer and just like fucking murdering their parents. And they're like, Oh my God, this is so funny. I killed my dad. I actually love that you brought up the onion because that's something I haven't tapped in with in a while, but it was, we give them flowers. I would love to, because I remember the way I was kind of, I was 2000 and late to the onion. I don't know what it is. Just kidding. You don't know the onion? Just kidding. I just wanted to be later. Yeah.
When I was working at Socko Subs in Westwood, they had the hard copies, the papers of The Onion. Because those cats are from Wisconsin where it started. I remember that back in the day when The Onion was a paper. And I thought it was so cool because it was free. It was hilarious. It was just like such a dope publication just to have –
just right there in the sandwich shop. Wow. Do you remember? I mean, that's how old we are. We remember when you could just like get a paper with information for free. Like the LA Weekly. Yeah. That's how I found all my open mics back in the day. Totally. Like, I don't know how kids do it nowadays. I like, I, or jobs, even like edit,
Yeah. Like editing jobs back in the day, you'd get a piece of paper. It's on the internet. My guess is the internet. Yeah. But like, uh, when your folks, when my parents visit or Emma's parents visit, they're always like, I got to go out and get the newspaper. What? They go to the grocery store and they go get the New York times. Oh,
Oh, no. My folks gave up the newspaper years ago. Oh, yeah. Lucky for them. Well, your parents are all younger than ours. True. That's right. That's right. Yours are older. Are your parents younger than my parents? I thought they were like the same age. I think Kyle's are...
Second oldest. Kyle's are tweens. I think it goes Durz's parents, then my parents, right? Yeah. And then me and Adams are the young go-hards. But who's older out of the two of you? I don't even know. Don't put their ages on blast. Don't put their ages on blast. My mom looks so young. My mom looks so young, dude. She's so beautiful. My mom is 33.
I love her. My father is just very youthful. I know he listens to the pod. He's just a beautiful, beautiful man. So jacked. My parents are age appropriate. They are. Descript her. Yeah, they're like, they look good for their age. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with being older. It's like, yeah, it's just beautiful. They're really just aging gracefully, all of them.
Parents are age appropriate as well. Wait, no flowers. No flowers to our parents. I want no harm to come to them. They're beautiful people. I don't want no harm. Beautiful people. Maybe we should actually shit on them real quick just to really make sure nothing happens. I'm going to take the flowers back. That's a rich joke. Don't remember them being around a lot. I'll go first. I never saw them. Kyle. Halloween birthday. Halloween birthday. Don't want to talk about.
Raised by TV. You guys go? Fuck it. Raised by TV? Yeah, my dad smoked. He told me I couldn't smoke, but he smoked at the same time. Very much a hypocrite. Hypocrite. I'll be into it. It was rough. My mom had a daycare. A lot of kids around. I feel like she cared about them more than me. Okay, go on. My dad used to put out his lit cigarettes on my forehead. Whoa. Okay. And now they're going to live forever.
No flowers. That was to keep them living. He's kidding. I'm joshing with you. I like that we all had something just cocked right there, though. It's real. Truth in comedy. He didn't put them out on me, but there was several times when I would like when I was a youth where I would jump up. I would jump up on my dad's lap or whatever or just like be running around a corner and just catch my dad's cigarette because he would smoke inside all the time. Right.
What's hilarious is, like, you thought that, but he was definitely just kind of sticking it out a little bit as you ran. He's like, you shouldn't run in the house. Yeah, it's just like, he's like, run around here, buddy. You shouldn't run in the house. Yeah, I told you not to run. No running. I told you not to run. Hey, I said don't jump up on me when I'm drinking my Jack and Coke. Are you guys too young to...
Have remembered being in bars where you could smoke? Oh, yeah. In bars? Well, Vegas. Because when I was in college, you could smoke. Yes. Well, that went away pretty early in California, but in the Midwest, it was like that. It still happens? Oh, yeah. Dude, it was the worst. You'd go to a bar, and it would just fucking rain.
reek. And then if you were like, you know, I went to Wisconsin in the winter, you're wearing a fleece or whatever. Yeah. You would for sure come home with just like a hole in the back of your fleece. Like somebody bumped in or whatever. Damn cigarette burn. Yeah. How old were you going to bars? If this was still legal? Yeah. Were you a fake ID, bro? 18, 19. Oh, wow. No, no, no, no. And then as soon as I turned 21, I was like, I'm over it. I mean,
Bars were cool. Bars are now so whack. See, 2000 and early. Now, Ders went immediately to the country club when he turned 21. I said, I'll have a Tom Collins. Thank you. That's where they were playing pickleball. That's where they were playing pickleball back then was at the country clubs. I don't doubt that. Yeah, that's where it went. It was 2000 and early. That's awesome, man. That's really... I have pickleball courts probably...
a quarter mile from my home, like right down the street. Where you live right now? Okay. Money bags. Yeah. Where you live right now? Our neighbors were like, we got to go, you guys, we got to go do this. And I was like, don't be a hater, Durst. Just give it a try, dude. I go, you can't, I've established this thing on my podcast. Yeah, it is your thing. No, the thing about this is the games, if you guys started playing right now and like got up to my level. Oh,
We would have some games. Okay. We would have some fucking games. Like, I know it. I just want to play just to beat you. I want to play my first time against Kyle and beat him. Good luck, bitch. Yeah. You talk a big game. I know you as an athlete. Because I know there's a learning curve in this game, and I know I have you for a little bit.
You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. I'm very pragmatic and logical. That's all I'm getting at is I'll beat you for about fucking two months or something. Yeah, his IQ is 140. You heard him on the last pod, man. You want to see it? This reminds me of when I used to play basketball, a game I'm not very good at. But I just was better conditioned.
So like I would get after a long way, 10 minutes or whatever, I'm getting all the rebounds because they're just like, yeah. And I'm like, so then I get more shot opportunities and then I'm winning. That's right. And that's what I predict. Well, the court's very small. It's much smaller than a basketball court. So you can reach around. I know, but I won't stop. I won't take time. I won't take time between points. You don't take time between the flaw in the pickleball game is fatigue.
No, you fucking hit it. You play pickle. Oh, yeah. Then maybe Durs will make it a little waiting game. A slow game. I play speed golf. I'm like one of those guys who runs, hits the tee, and then you run, and you only play with three clubs. There's two righties and two lefties. Perfect for a couple pickleball teams. Wow. And the wingspan. Oh, my God.
Me and Durz, if we played as the Twin Towers, nobody's fucking with us, bro. Because we're huge. But Blake and I have the power, dude. I was just yelling at you, and now you want to be my teammate. I don't know how to feel. Yes, I do. It's like during a war where they're like, the two guys get into each other like, what are we doing? Well, the way it's been explained to me is it's like,
It's more table tennis than it is tennis. Yes. It's more ping pong than it is tennis. I always called it big ping pong. So you like put spin on the ball and you do all kinds of cool stuff. And all of us are pretty good at ping pong. I feel like, uh, I feel like we would be some world champion pickleballers guys. I'm in, I'm sold. Dude, Adam. And I don't want to get you two ahead of the game, but like Adam, before you get into movies, you can buy teams.
Oh! Okay, so you could buy a pickleball team. Like sponsoring a NASCAR? You can get in on the ground floor of like that, and I'd be happy to be on that team. Again, not the ground floor. Yeah, but no, it's like pro. The 60-year-old game. The pro pickleball association is ground floor still. Well, the league is just getting started. We could start basically the Lakers, or sorry, Golden State, Blake. Yeah.
Let's talk about it. We could start a fucking dynasty right now because pickleball probably is going to be the biggest sport in the universe. Dude. And overtake soccer for at least 16 months. There's age brackets. Okay. So you can be pro at 50. You could be pro at 60. You could be pro. And then we have to pivot to another subject because this is getting into luggage territory for me. I might walk. Okay.
Oh, speaking of luggage. Oh, boy. Did North Face reach out to you? Speaking of luggage, I found out that my buddy sent me a, like a geo tracker that you can put in your luggage in the event that you lose it. Shut up, bitch.
That's just like the Apple phone. Yeah, I never thought about that. It would be good to have in your luggage in the event of a loss so you could check out. That is true. And then you could be screaming at an agent being like, I know that it's in Philly. I know that it's in Philly. Exactly.
And they're like, it's actually, it is. And it's still in Sacramento. It's not. I know that. Oh my God. So yeah. Yeah. Cut the commercials. I spent 12 hours at JFK on Friday. It was...
absolutely atrocious. Why were you in the NYC, Blakey? You doing press or something? I can't disclose yet, but I'm going to be on an episode of something. He's going to bomb a building. You can't disclose. Fuck it up. Project mayhem. It's going to be a great reveal. Let's just say it'll be explosive.
Riddler, riddle me this. Wow. Okay, cool. That's your audition for the next Batman movie is to actually bomb a place and be like... Yeah, and then I don't get the part because I'm a bad actor. And scene. They're like, hey, we loved his insane violence, but it's acting with... But he can't memorize, and that's a problem. Over the top. He has a whole problem.
Super over the top and holes in his brain. Can't remember. No, you biff your line. I guess that was an explosion. Does anybody have a lit light? Does anybody have a lighter? Good night, New York State City. Fuck. I love New York. New York.
Newark. I love Newark. There was a sign. Can we get that sign out of my eyeline? No, but it was wild because I was truly stuck at the airport for 12 hours. And I was...
I was trying to get home to watch the damn game. I was considering seeing it in Boston, and then I ended up not even hardly being able to watch it. I had to watch it on the flight. I didn't land until 3 a.m. in the morning. It was a fucking doozy at the pool. That's a mad doo-doo. Do you want to shit on what airline you were on, just like in a traditional celebrity fashion? Yeah. Bro, it was all the airlines. I want to shit on the airport, JFK. Their control towers were zany. Out of control. Out of control.
They kept just like sitting us on the runway and being like, the captain would come on and be like, there's like seven planes ahead of us. We're in line. We're going to take off. Just trust me. And then like we sat there, I swear to God, for two hours not moving. He's like, well, at this point. Suddenly there's more planes ahead of you. There's like, well, now there's 13. Yeah, motherfucker, cut me off. I don't know how that happened. I was joking when I said seven. Yeah.
Bro came on. He said, at this point, I can't do a shift this long, so we're going to have to park it and try to find some new captains. Oh, no. I'm clocking out, bitch. That shit gets wild. Yeah, it was crazy.
So I just about gave up. I was like, I just want to be on a plane that I can watch the game on. So I ended up on JetBlue. And my goodness, their terminal was maniac. It was sick, bro. I haven't flown JetBlue a lot. People say that JetBlue is pretty nice if you have the nice... It's the mint seats. It's from west to east. You got the mints.
Is that Shaq's favorite airline? Somebody super famous with a bunch of money. Whoever pays Shaq the most is Shaq's favorite airline. No, somebody was like, I like to fly JetBlue because they got the cement or whatever it is. I was like, but can't you afford to like... I don't know. I was like, all right. Shaq seems too big to fly in a regular plane. Yeah. Too large. It was somebody on one of those basketball late night shows. Yeah, maybe it was Hakeem Olajuwon.
It might have been. When you're large in stature, it's hard to fit on some of these planes. How funny would it be to sit next to Shaq on a cross-country flight? You're stoked, but you're also super sad. You're stoked, but you're kind of bummed. You're like, I really wanted to sleep, but he's half on my seat, half in my lap, and he's not sitting in it. Nightmare. Nightmare.
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I sat next to a guy that was so large he should have bought, for sure, bought two seats, and he was like hanging onto my seat. Obviously, I'm not going to say anything, I'm just like, okay. He was like hanging over onto my seat. Seeping. Pouring over. Seeping. Pouring over and seeping onto my seat. And when I finally, I like fell asleep with his warm blanket of a body draped over me. Yeah. Yeah.
kind of nice and i stood up and there's literally a line down the side of me from our combined sweat it was so fucking gross it was when i was on tour did you guys lock eyes about this and like did you meet eyes and no i like tried to ignore it you try not to make a ton conscious or whatever you know like what are you gonna do it's a packed plane there's nothing you know i feel bad for the guy uh
Should have bought two seats, but... Yeah, you're either going to share a laugh or just don't say nothing. That's right. I was just like... But I remember I got off the plane and Kyle Walsh and Adam Ray were waiting. I was like, I get out and then I'm waiting for them and they come out and they're like, oh, what the fuck happened to you? Like it was visible. Like they saw like half of my body was wet looking. Right. You look like Two-Face suit.
Totally. Oh, my God. Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, dude. So I couldn't imagine you sitting next to Shaq. Shaq would have... He would just buy the... He'd buy like a roe for himself, right? I think he's flying private. For sure. But if there's a time when he's not, yeah, he's probably taking a few. Yeah. He's frugal. I don't know. I could see Shaq...
being like a JetBlue guy where he just is like, I love to fly JetBlue, and then he raises his eyebrows or something in the commercial, and then he's mandatory has to fly JetBlue for three years, and they give him $200 million or whatever? Yeah. Right. Dude, I just don't even consider that stuff. You know I'm an idiot. I float through life like a dumbass. Whoa, whoa. That's been established. We love you. True, but we love you. I didn't even clock until like –
the Delta terminal to the JetBlue terminal was night and day. Like, it was a smack from reality. Like, the Delta terminal, like, where my flight first got canceled, just like the
The law and order of the terminal. Like, the JFK Terminal 5 JetBlue Terminal is just zany, dude. Like, huge lines. But, like, what's going on? Yeah, what's going on? Use other descriptive words. What is zany about it? Are there clowns walking around? Yes.
Cluttered. Cluttered. Like, tons of signs, like, or lines. No... No signs. It just felt lawless. No lounges. The only thing they have is what they call the rooftop, like, where you can go get some air, but it's under, like, an interstate. It was just, like, there was no escape from sound. There was no escape from people. I just...
There were no seats. And especially if it's like 12 hours. I was just there for 12 hours. 12 hours, you want to go in one of those lounges and find a corner and post. Bro, I'm a cool cucumber. I just want to charge my phone, bro. I just want to charge my phone. That's what I'm saying. Who works here? I just want to charge my phone. But on the plane, you got a TV screen and it's live TV and you watch the game? Yes. Yes, but the headphones did not work, so I watched it in silence. That's okay. Okay.
It was fine. It was fine, but also it was so late in the night that the flight attendants weren't coming by often enough to keep refilling my beers because I'm trying to celebrate a little bit. Oh, my God. So I haven't got it in yet, guys. I haven't fully celebrated the win, but that's what Monday's for. Wow.
Save it for the parade. It's a bagel nation. It's a bagel nation. We're coming on Monday. Okay, tune in. That's a good nation. I would be a part of the bagel nation. Just blackout drunk nation.
You got to get a championship bagel ring. Put a bagel on your finger and just like, dude, if Jacob the Jeweler is listening, bagel chain. Hook up Blake with a, it's a bagel chain. Dude, that'd be so sick. Or it's a bagel ring, championship ring. Who's the LA guy? Who's the new Jacob the Jeweler guy? The LA dude. Yeah, Ben Baller. Ben Baller. Hook us up with a Ben Baller bagel chain, please. Ben Baller. Yeah, Ben Baller on the Ritz.
Are we at the stage of our lives that we're going to start getting into tons of chains? This just occurred to me, too. I'm feeling like maybe, though. Not now. I feel like not now. You don't think it is? Bernie Lomax got a chain. Perfect. I'm feeling maybe. Yeah.
Like, I'm sniffing it out. I'm kind of with Kyle. Like, I never went down a jewelry phase, but I wear a wedding ring now, and I'm gotten kind of used to it. And I'm like, well, what other? Okay, but home invasions at an all-time high. I'm just saying, you can stunt for the gram. You're going to get to. Hey, I'm not saying it doesn't need to be a half million dollars. It could just be like a little piece of luggage on a chain. Right. He's a bitch. Remember that? Just something that describes you very, you know, it can be like luggage experience.
Exactly. You want to get a chain that says like tall. To me. Right. Long hair. Yeah. Something that says like bad. Literally describes you. Descriptive words. Yeah. Okay.
The bully chain. Yeah, I don't know. The bully chain, baby. I do love the old school 80s thin dad chain, though. There was something to that. I like that, too. I like... Where it sticks to the skin in like a wriggle. Oh, I see. Yeah, it's like when you can unbutton. It's a little... If you're wearing a button-up and then you throw the fucking button up and you take the cup...
two of them down, then you got a chain exposed right there. That's what I was feeling the other day. You want those Cuban links though, bruh. Yeah, I don't know what kind. I need information. I think the way to go is 2000s, early to mid-2000s,
Is this your new favorite decade? You keep referencing it. He's growing up. Wait a second, Matt. Wait a second. You're 2000 late. You're stuck in the 90s, baby. Remember the G-unit chain? I think they had the one that spun while it was in the medallion. The spinner wheels? It was like spinner wheels. Spinners were huge at the time. Pink, bad jewelry. That I don't think I would get. That looks too heavy. Wait, bad?
Yeah, we're talking when it was like... Wait, I'm talking specifically to Kyle and Blake. You guys think spinners are bad? I feel like this goes against everything I know about you guys. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Here's what I'm saying. I'm saying spinner chains feel too heavy for me personally at this age.
Spinner wheels. My neck is just not right anymore. Spinner wheels need to have a resurgence. Those were sick as fuck. You stop the car, it looks like it's still going. That's dope. That was cool. That's some straight genius.
Well, you know who's still doing 90s and 2000 styles change? Riff Raff. I was going to say, it's got to be Riff Raff. Yeah, he still goes down that road. He's never, by the way, he is never 2000 late. He's always 2000 early. True. To everything, but he's too early. That's it. To where people are like, this is weird. Yeah, sometimes he can be too early. He's so early that you don't even know what the hell he's doing. For real. Is Riff Raff doing, is he 2000 late now?
Like his career? Or is he still putting shit out in the Zeitgeist? He has a band now. He has a band that he plays country music. He's doing country, dude. Smart segue for riff-raff. Yes. He's on another tip. It's good. I love all the white hip-hop guys are now suddenly like, actually, I'm a punk rocker. Actually, I was never fully hip-hop. I was always definitely into punk rock. It's very strange. And you're like, were you? Let's go!
You're going to expose somebody? Who are you talking about? Yeah, who are you talking about? Well, fucking MGK, Machine Gun Kelly's whole last album. I knew it. And he won like a Grammy and shit. Okay. Let's go. MGK's always been rocked. Dude, how fucking dare you? Debatable. Let's go. Yeah, you think he had a... What, do you think he had a rap battle with Eminem? You think he had beef with another rapper? No, he's always been...
It's always been pop punk, baby. It's always been pop punk, baby. I'm sorry, mama. Yeah. We all are at heart. We're all pop punk. And then there's a lot of those guys. You know, there's a lot of the... Who else is pivoting? Post Malone is kind of going more that route. Is he? Yep. Even like Willow Smith, too. I see it. Hey, it's... I love it. I love that that type of music is coming back. It's so fucking cool. Like...
I saw a meme. That's the spinner chain for me. Let's go. No, I'll take this every day. I'll take this any day. Like the emo movement. No, sir, I don't like it. Actually being able to be like, dude, I am emo and I feel it. It's not like ironic. We're back. No.
Well, why don't you cry about it? When I was back in the day, I felt like I never could like emo music without kind of making fun of myself. But now I feel like I can actually like all emo music. Because it's accepted? Now you're just playing Black Parade super loud everywhere you go? So you listen to emo to be accepted? I'm emo as fuck. I'm emo. Oh.
Always have been. Well, I did see a meme that was like, oh, that is so true. It was like, this is the new dad rock, like prove me wrong or whatever the fuck. And it was Blink-182, Green Day, Newfound Glory, and Good Charlotte or something. And I'm like, yeah. Yes.
Yeah, that's right. Yes, it's great. It checks out. Because it's people that grew up loving those bands are our age. It checks out. And now we're all dads except for me. There's zaddies. Dude, like Jimmy Eats World sells tickets, dude. It's crazy. Yeah, they do. Oh, yeah. What's a Jimmy Eats World song? The middle? It just takes some time in the middle.
I remember seeing them open for Weezer. I think I was there. I was there. But we also saw Dashboard, and that was the first time I saw Grown Man cry on stage for rocks. This is their second most popular song. I used to call myself the Dashboard Professional. Let's hear what this sounds like real quick. It's a good line.
Whoa! Dude, that one's a fucking banger. Oh, dude. Dirt's his face! Yo, that one goes off live. That one goes off. If you don't hit the pit on that one and cry while you elbow people, you're a bitch. Dude, I love crying while in the pit. That's my favorite type of music where you can hit the pit, but you're also crying. I feel it so hard. Emo tornado. That's insane.
Kyle is already crying, dude. I feel it so hard. He's been just talking about this in earnest. His dad is burning him with cigarettes through the music. No, my dad didn't burn me. No, that was my dad. That was my dad. My dad lied about it. My dad said he didn't smoke and he did and told me to smoke. Yeah. It was rough. Well, why don't you cry about it? I see Dirk literally biting his lips. Dirk just nods.
He's literally biting his lips. I'm waiting. I'm just like, I guess when this is over, I'll start talking. It was guys Durza's age and people who are Durza's age is the reason I felt like I couldn't. Their judgment was the reason I felt like I couldn't lie to them. People Durza's age are so judgy. You're missing the whole deal. Nobody at my high school listened to that song. Wow.
I know, I know. I don't even know, like, that whole genre got skipped. What year did you graduate? I know you're old as fuck, but what year did you graduate? 1982. 1999. Were you in high school? Yes. Oh my God, you weren't even a millennial. You didn't even graduate in this millennium. I was the last of the century, bro. I love it, Prince. Yeah. That's cool. I feel like that judgment stopped me. I feel so mad.
I feel so angry. I feel so helpless. It didn't connect with your age. You what, Kyle? It didn't connect with your age. Anybody that was like two years or older than me, emo didn't connect. No, but that just wasn't the vibe of my high school anyway. In 1999, they didn't feel in the same way that our generation started to feel.
Yeah, you guys were too tough. And I started it, and I wanted it, but I always thought I had to make it a joke because of the older kid's judgment. You know what I mean? Oh, dude. I mean, absolutely. Me and you are walking the same path here, Kyle. That's why we've been homies forever. We've always bonded over this. We always saw eye to eye on this one, and I love that and appreciate it. Well, why don't you cry about it? I think there's this being Kermit.
Taking Back Sunday, cute. I don't even know what that band's called. Cute without the E. It came on at our wedding, me and Chloe's wedding, and the dance floor went off. And then I told Zach, my best bud, I was like, at his wedding last weekend, I was like, dude, you have to play it. Do you remember the dance floor? We were all screaming that song at each other. How's it go? Ready? Here, I'll play it 15 seconds. Yeah, what is that one again? Ah!
Oh, remember this one? Dude, it goes off, bro. I know, we exactly won. It goes off.
Dude, open the pit up. You know what? Dude, get ready to cry in a fucking pit, dude. I guess I've heard that song one time at Adam's wedding. I've never heard that in my life. Well, that's the type of song that I feel like it was a moderate hit. It wasn't like a Blink-182 hit. So it's one of those songs that comes on and somehow I know absolutely every word to it.
And if you grew up liking that music, it was probably not your favorite. But then it comes on and you know absolutely every word. Yeah, it just hits you in the spine. It's the best. I like Blank 182's music videos. Because what's funny, Kyle, you're talking about how like
They made emo music and you were like, I had to pretend that it was like... I was caught in the middle. That I wasn't into it. They were also doing it though. Blink wasn't too... They were doing... They were spoofing themselves and kind of like... Yes. Doing like the ridiculous boy band video. But like you're like... Well, Blink wasn't too...
Emo. They're pretty sophomoric-y punk. It wasn't until a little bit later that they came out with some more emotional tracks. Like the Black Parade. Well, that's not Blink. That is Mike. Oh, I know. I was just... What's the, like, I Miss You? Adam's song. This song got a little emo. Is this Adam's song? What is this? Stay Together for the Parents? This is Adam's song. This is my song.
It's Adam's song. What's it called? Adam's song. I can't say it enough. Are we for real just doing a Who's On First? This song is called Adam's song. There's some really good tracks. Looking back at that stuff, it holds up. Anyways, any take backs or apologies or super wows?
Any take backs? They are a good band. Any take backs? They just had their 25 year anniversary for Dude Ranch. Wow. Where, damn it, that was like their first big hit. And then it was a 20 year just last week for their next album.
Is Damn It the song from when the party gets broken up in Can't Hardly Wait? That seems right. I don't remember. And they're all like running from the cops. Yeah.
I gotta watch that movie. Dude, this is one of the first songs I learned how to play on the guitar. Can't Hardly Wait was... I remember being like, I can't believe I love this movie. I don't know if I've ever seen that. It's pretty good, because it tried to follow up... Is that Seth Green? Yes. With the goggles on? Seth Green and ski goggles, yes. Yeah, I love that one. It tried to kind of follow like the 80s... Blake's in it right now.
And then the early 90s, like, Clueless type thing. And it seemed kind of not up to par from, like, the trailer or whatever. But it was fucking good. Yeah. It's definitely, like, a classic. I miss those, like, teenage party movies. I feel like they absolutely do not make those at all anymore.
Well, now it's fucking too serious because all the teenagers are like, actually, it's not fun being a teenager. Euphoria is that. I know. Now it's euphoria. Now it's like we're actually all are really addicted to opioids. I can't even say it. Right. Hey, come in this cocaine and then I'll snort it. Yeah. It's not fun. Not back in our day when we were just chugging Keystone Lights in a parking lot and that was the party. Oh, man. We went down a cool...
cool road. Any takebacks though? Any lookalikes? Any giveaways? I feel like I had one. Any Farfig Nugans? Well, I'll give a special shout out to the Golden State Warriors. Hell yeah, it was a stressful week for me, but we made it through and I'll see you in the Bay on Monday. I love that. Are you invited to the parade or did you? Yeah, so I'm going to be working. Oh my God. So the organization invited you or who invited you? I'm
I'm pulling up with NBC Bay Area, so I'm going to be on the ground doing some interviews with the players and stuff. Please be rocking one of those marching band outfits with the hat. You are going to fuck that up in such a funny way. Oh, yeah. It's going to be bad. I'm hoping to shotgun beers with Klay Thompson. Without a doubt, Blake is going to be blackout drunk while trying to give an interview. He's going to curse. Back to you. He's going to say, Issa Bagel, uh...
And people won't know what the hell that means. It's a bagel. But it's fine. Burn the house down. What does it matter? Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to ask every player I interview to scream, it's a bagel. And we'll see. Whoa. Get some soundboard show. Oh, dude. If we get Clay screaming, it's a bagel, have him scream, had a baby, it's a bagel. That will be enough for me. Also, you got to record them saying bagel.
They'd rather not? No. No. No, I'm good, man. I'm just trying to celebrate our win, not do a weird thing for you. That's okay. Ha ha, no. And then them walking off being like, who was that guy? Yeah. Wait, are those official goggles? Did they send those to you? Yeah. Or give them to you when you were up there? Oh, yeah. No, I think Chloe got a pair, too. Show the side, please. I got a pair, too. Yeah. We have a family of goggles over here. They're actually super dope. Show the side, please. Dude, check out the...
The thing pops out. It just clips out if you need to clean it. It's super dope. Yeah, I think that's commonplace. That's a good look. I like that. Here it is, the Victory Goggles. Look at you. Sick. I'm hyped on these. I'm going to wear them for a week for sure. Well, I feel like I don't go snowboarding or skiing or anything. Riff Raff wore them first. Yeah, he's always first. I want to start just to rock these.
Yeah. They're fucking radical. Or let's all go skiing. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, I'm down. It is super fucking down. Also down. I'd be down. I would love to do something fun with you guys. I'd do it. Yeah, probably next time we're going to be able to hang out is in the winter. So yeah, let's go skiing. Yeah, no shit. Now we're talking. I love it. All right. Well, guys, that was another episode of... Yes, it was. This is... Whiz is important.
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