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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

So now they're kind of joking around and stuff. Sounds like you're being a diva. Yeah. So back outside, Brynn's like, you know Jessel's my shot girl, right? She's like, oh God, now I'm your shot girl. You were just coming after me.

This whole trip, but now I'm suddenly your shot girl. But Brynn will like you if you drink with her. So they do. And also Brynn has bigger fish to fry right now. So she's good with Jessel again. She tried to start something up with Jessel. She accidentally got Uba and now she's in it with Uba. So she has no need to feud with Jessel at the moment. Yeah, that was no accident with Uba. But she didn't get a reaction from Jessel and she got one from Uba. So she's like, okay, game's changed. I'm going for the big boss right now.

Yeah. Hey, Cy and Raquel, did you have a good conversation? And it's like, yeah, we did. I'm so happy you talked. I'm sure you are. So now they are gathering again. And now Cy is getting a text. Oh, God, here comes the next flare-up. It's about to come. Cy gets a text from her husband. And then, of course, Brynn is like, huh? You and David, like, ever like sex? Huh?

I'm just like, no, he sucks at sexting. I think that's funny. I suck at sexting too. I can't even do it. I'm like, what are you wearing? Like a cereal? Cause I just spilled some down my shirt. What are you doing?

Okay, question. Who here is sex? Because let's start like sexting someone's partner, okay? See, this is the slumber party shit, right? Like, oh my God, let's talk about sexting. And again, it's not coming from a place of us being prudes. It's just like, it's not an interesting thing to watch someone who is like pushing 40 still be like, oh my God, sexting.

I don't even mind some of that stuff because I just think it's part of Housewives. It's like, oh my God, we're wacky. Let's talk about our favorite position with our guys. And I get it. And we're not, you know, we're guys. So, of course, we're not like into the girl talk and stuff. What bothers me about Brynn is A, because it's Brynn, so everything's bothering me right now. She's got me cranked.

But also, it's just it can kind of get people in trouble. I feel like she's always trying to like do things that are going to fuck with people. Like, let's secretly start texting and try and get your husband to send us a dick pic on camera that we can show. Or let's one of us start sending your husband nudes and see if we can get him to fuck me over sex to make it look like he's cheating on you. You know, it's just sinister. It's always something mean and it's always something sinister. It's not fun.

you know what it is there's a way to talk about sex thing that's like fun and interesting and is like revealing and you learn about these people that we're watching um because usually it comes up as an organic conversation but the like who here sex like doing like a round table like hey let's have this moment that's gonna be so it's gonna be so salacious it's gonna go viral it's gonna be hilarious

And there's just something that is – where she is so deeply entertained by this, but it's just not – it's so one note. It's the same thing over and over again. And we never learn anything about Brynn. She sometimes lets us in, but instead we just have to sit through this again. So –

here we go. So she's joking about, you know, sexting and everything. And Rebecca's like, oh yeah, we can like text dudes from your, can we text dudes from your phone? And everyone's like, fuck yeah. She's like, okay, okay. If I got onto your phone, you know what I'm going to sext? I'm going to say, who wants to get coconut water? It's my favorite line. My blood cup just fell out. What do you call that thing? It was my K cup. No, is it my K cup? My K cup. My Keurig cup.

Well, that was Dorinda. Not Dorinda. That's DeAndra Simmons with the K-cup coming out.

So they're joking. And Rebecca's like, should we go on like Ryan Tinder? And Raquel's like, you want to send some dude on her phone nudes? What the fuck? And Rebecca's like, yeah. I mean, I think if a dude got a nude of these on their phone, he'd be like, bye, I'm out. I'm traumatized and I'm going home. So Brynn's like, oh, she seems pretty comfortable with this. How much of that rumor was false, Becky? Yeah.

"What are you trying to do?" So Rebecca's like, "Oh yeah, he's on here with like, oh he's with like four kids and the babysitter right now." So anyway, so Aaron's basically like, "I'll do it. I'm gonna be hilarious. Let's like trick Abe into like sexting, like sex talk with me on the phone."

Yeah, so they get the phone and then Jessel comes up in like stiletto heels and they're like "Where the fuck are you going? What are you wearing those shoes for?" She's like "It's part of the look! I thought it was synchronized swimming!" And they're like "You swim in the water!" She's like "Yeah, but it's part of the walking up to the water look!" It's the synchronized swimming pre-show look! You always have to have that!

I understand why it's so hard to understand. So Aaron calls Abe on speakerphone and he's like, what's up? It's like, hey, Abe, it's, oh, Brynn's like, hey, Abe, it's Brynn. It's just the three of us. We're hanging out in the bath together. What are you thinking about right now? He's like, uh, I'm not responding to that one.

He's like, I'm honestly just looking at the Bitcoin market at the moment. Hey, how dare you?

And she's like, come on, Abe. I'm soaping up my boobies, Abe. What are you thinking? He's like, you're not going to get me in trouble. She's like, what if I'm just trying to get you in trouble, Abe? He's like, wouldn't be the first time. She's like, look, I'm sitting here snuggling on air and she smells so good. Take your dick out. Take it out. And then Uba's like, gross. Abe, you're on speakerphone. Prince is like, shut the fuck up, Uba. Because Uba just...

Uber just, like, leaves. And Uber's like, no, that's not great, Abe. You're on speakerphone and everyone is listening to you. What the fuck? Fuck you guys. So, honestly, I mean, I think what they're doing... I would never do that. I actually... I have a conspiracy theory. Because...

Brynn gets so, so mad that Uba did this because Uba basically was like, you're on speakerphone, like you should know this Abe and then walks away. And I think most people in that situation would be like, Uba, you just ruined it. Okay, whatever, Abe. But Brynn is like so mad that I actually think that Brynn, Aaron and Abe like plan to have a scene that was going to be hilarious and it was going to be a moment and Uba like ruined their plan.

Yeah, but I mean, look, I think that Uba just got pissed because she hates those girls anyway. And she's like, fuck you. So she ruined it. But yeah, I think she has a point. I think trying to get your partner to like pull out his dick, like get him turned on. And then what would have happened if Abe was like, OK, I'm fucking horny. I've got a heart on right now. Then you just ruin that guy's reputation. You've already been dragging him through the mud about the Bitcoin, him not being there for you. And all this is happening.

And now you showed your dad, you pulled out your deck on the phone with the brand. It's not cool. Like, I don't know how anybody thinks that is cool to do that to your husband. Yeah. Is that just because I don't like Aaron or what?

No, I mean, I, I would, I agree. But I also feel like, look, Aaron, this is Aaron's, but it's Aaron's husband. It's her business. They're going to, they'll figure it out. Ultimately it is like their choice, like whatever. Um, Uba just said the quiet part out loud. I think like, I'm just like, uh, this feels like you're going to like this. You're like, you could be embarrassing this person. Like, you know, but either way, regardless, um,

Um, it's not something I would have done and it would just said it and UBA, you know, that it was like whatever. And they just got, I thought they got irrationally mad for UBA's response.

Honestly, I think they're all irrationally mad. I think Uba's irrationally mad at the situation. I mean, I don't think it was cool, but I wouldn't. She's mad. She's mad mad. And then they get irrationally mad at her getting mad. I mean, it's just such a clutter fuck this whole show. Oh, my God. But it's one of these things where, like, I think in a normal situation, you just sort of keep it on the inside and you talk about it later with your friend and be like, I thought that was kind of fucked up.

But, you know, it's a TV show and I can't clock Uba for saying something when we complain that all season long it's like the show is boring or inauthentic and Uba's just like, fine, I will say something because I'm on a TV show where I'm supposed to say something. Although I actually wonder if it's also because Uba was just already...

Just so annoyed at these women. And she just thinks they're so immature and so stupid that she just has to say something. So the producer is like, so how would you be? How down for you? How down would you be for a threesome, Abe? And Abe's like, oh, no, no, no. That violates my rules of swinging, which are you can't know the other couple or the other person that you're hooking up with because then it gets awkward after I go. See, all the swing and love it.

So, Aaron's gonna be like, I mean, I was just gonna like make him be like, oh yeah, oh, and just give him like a joke for like a second. It was like, have some respect. Some of us are fucking praying for husbands every single day. You're wasting your husband. You're wasting your husband chance.

Uba is, yeah, I mean, the truth is Uba is also, like, Uba should just move on with her life too. She said her part and now she should just move on. So Brynn's like, "Oh my god, Uba, where fun goes to die." I mean, it's kind of inherent that Abe knows that he's on a speakerphone because we're both talking to him. I mean, it's harmless. It's funny. Like, everyone's consenting. It's not consent if you're tricking somebody.

Is it? I'm sorry, have I just been on a different planet the past decade? I don't think that is consent, actually, you fucking weirdo. And she's like, and I thought you had a boyfriend. Like, why are you such a nun? You literally dress like a nun at the reunion, Brynn. Come on now. You're the one who got so mad about someone saying you slept. I guess it's more severe saying that you slept in person with someone to get on the show. Yeah.

So then, Bryn, basically, Aaron's like, well, God, love you, Abe. I guess you ruined that fun. And so they get off. So Jusso goes in to check on Uba. And then Uba's still like, oh, my God, Aaron's a child. And she's like, oh, my God, calm down, Uba. She's like, it's all a joke and fun. But when it comes to husbands, there should be off limits. Only pigeon. You know who we make fun of? Pigeon and dirty water.

Yeah. So Aaron's like, that was like really fucking weird. Yeah. She's like fucking weird. And Jenna's like, I don't know why Uba is so upset about it. I mean, she's making assumptions that Aaron isn't caring for her husband in this moment. And it's not cool. I mean, if anyone has a grievance, it should be Abe. Uba doesn't need to worry about it. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. And she's right. Uba should have just said it like, you guys are being fucking weird. Abe, you're on speakerphone and then you just go in the other room and you just go on with your life because there's a lot more going for Uba that

So Aaron's like, that crossed a line. I didn't like that. That's the line that she said you're on speakerphone. So Jessa's like, do you think that he's that stupid that he would go that far with her? She's like, well, I don't know. I just don't want to be part of it.

So basically she brings her back out. She's like, come on, let's get snacks and go back out. So they go back out and they decide to have a wacky, fun, synchronized swimming. And Uba sits in a chair that's far away from everybody. And they're like, why don't you come sit with the group? She's like, no, I'm fine here. I was like, oh God. They're not actually synchronized swimming yet, by the way. They keep talking about going to, but they're not going to. So she's like, no, I can hear everybody. And basically,

Brynn's like, we're here to have a fucking fun, Uba. Take a fucking joke. Don't be sleeping at the dinner table. Don't be yelling at people. It's called fun. Have fun. Try it. I don't know. As far as I can tell, Brynn's been one of the, like, Uba has been moody, but Brynn's been fucking moody also on this trip.

So then Uba's glass falls over and it's like funny. And then Uba goes, I need to stage myself because the glass fell over onto her. And Raquel's like, okay, let's get in the pool. Okay, we're going to the pool. Ready to go in the pool. And now at long last, they all line up by the pool to do their synchronized swimming. But then they start talking again. They never get into it. I mean, seriously. Just Aaron and Britta sitting on the sofa. Yeah.

So Brynn's like, "I mean, when was the last time she talked to Abe?" And Aaron's like, "I didn't like that at all. I'm gonna say something about it." She goes, "Yeah, you're his fucking wife. Like, that's whack shit. I'm over it. She still hasn't apologized for saying I suck dick for work." She didn't say that! She didn't say it! And Aaron's like, "Yeah, it's actually whack shit."

I'm going to have words with her. Oh my God, you two are so fucking ridiculous. You just get yourself worked up over. Okay. So then, but they do it in a calm way. So everybody's fine with them doing it. You know, that's what makes me crazy about it. Their way of stirring shit is just to whisper each other like the eels from the little mermaid and go after everybody in this like silent gross way. But then someone just says, fuck you. And they're like, Oh my God. Someone said, fuck you. Call the police.

So Brynn's like, "But you don't actually confront people, Arryn." And Arryn's like, "I confront people all the time. Like the time when I said that I was not part of the conversation so I didn't have to deal with confrontation." So Brynn is like, "Yeah, okay, but like, not her. Like, I'm the only one who confronts Uba. Like, no one else fucking says shit to her."

Sabrina tells us that Uba is a Ferrari. So she went from being a thermometer and now she's a Ferrari, which is pretty cool upgrade. She's like, I mean, she goes from like zero to 130 and like everyone doesn't want to set her off because she's mad at anyone who disagrees with her, who challenges her, who questions her, who says anything that she doesn't like. And then we do get a pretty substantial montage of Uba going off on people in, you know,

going off on people when they don't expect it well it's when they're with her though i mean one is where she's like don't confuse me being angry and assertive don't say i'm don't say i'm an angry black woman i'm being assertive and then another is where she's saying you know maybe you don't know how to be loved or how to stand up for yourself but i do and brin's like what's your mouse like who's who's angry now i mean these clips i'm like

No, but I guess I'm more just thinking about Jessel being like, Uber, here's a glass. That's for basic bitches, you fucking bitches. Uber! Uber!

I don't want a water glass basic bitch. So then Aaron's like, well, I don't feel like dealing with Uber, honestly. I'm just not in the mood. Really? Because one second ago, you're like, we're going to have words. We're going to have words. So she's like, you know, it's going to be a whole thing. Like, why did you say that? You shouldn't say it like this. Clarify, clarify. Like, you have no idea. Yeah.

If Erin did not always leave out significant portions of the truth or twist the truth, I guarantee she wouldn't have half these issues with people. She's always like, well, I don't want to talk about it because then it's going to be a whole discussion. But it's almost always a whole discussion because more truths come out. You lie.

because you lie, you fucking liar. So Jussel's like, you know, Uba's gonna say what she's gonna say. And then whatever, who cares? Let's fast forward. Okay, so now we go, now do we do it? No, they're putting on their swimming caps and now Brent's talking about dicks again. For fuck's sake, man. ♪ Commercials, here comes one right now ♪

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So then Uba is talking, oh yeah, we're seeing just, I'm sorry, I'm still in the flashbacks of Uba getting mad at people. So now, yeah, they're putting on the swimming caps. Is this how fetuses feel like when we put condoms on our hands? Penises, not fetuses. Who's putting a condom on a fetus? I said penis. I said penis. Did it sound like fetus? But you said fetus.

I mean, I read things all the time, but I was like, whoa, whoa, that one we got to correct. Yeah. This is a, you know, what an episode. So now they're a step outside and was like, okay, we are team A. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. We're all just one team. And she's like, no, we are team A and they're team B. Jenna's like, no, we're going to come together. That's how we do it. So then Jenna, as if she's never said this before, is like,

I think that I fell in love with synchronized swimming when I was like in sixth grade. Honestly, if there was like a gay synchronized swimming team, I totally do it. Synchronized swimming is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. Do it. Rethreading. If there is straight synchronized swimming team. So it's inherently gay.

So Jenna's like teaching everyone how to do synchronized swimming. And she calls Rebecca Rachel. And Rebecca's like, I'm not fucking Rachel. And then it turns out that she keeps calling Rebecca Rachel over and over again. So then now they all talk about how they love synchronized swimming. And then they synchronize swimming. They do synchronized swimming. And let me tell you, they do synchronized swimming for a very long time.

it just goes on and it goes on well we we already know we know it's going to be go on for a long time because it gets like its own little title card and you're like oh they're applying graphics to it this means it's going to go on for five minutes and some executive at Bravo is laughing because I think they made such a funny like segment for America and we're all just like no stop it stop it get this get this out of the show

So now they're kind of done and Uba is asking Erin if she's okay. And Erin's like, well, I didn't like what you did back there. She goes, I don't give a fuck. Don't do it in front of me. And she goes, I'm talking to you quietly. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. Every minute you find something to be mad at. What the fuck, Erin?

Which is kind of true. It's like, you guys just got over this shit and had a fun synchronized swimming scene. Can you just reset? Why are you trying to restart the same shit? Yeah. Yeah. So Aaron's like, okay, you know what? I'm out. I'm out. She's like, what is wrong with her? What's a sensitive bitch? And so Uba splashes Aaron, which is, you know, on this show, that got like a big hutz.

Because it's like, you splashed her, right? But it is more of a hostile gesture on Roni. So Ooba's like, she wounds everything, okay? Everything! And then splashes her some more. Sharon's like, she yells at me and splashes me and tells me to go fuck myself. I'm not allowed to express what I feel with her, but yet she's allowed to call me a gaslighter just because I...

don't speak the full truth and tell everyone it is the truth and this and that and the other thing it's just like not okay

So Raquel's like, now what happened? And she's like, I didn't like what you did with Abe. Don't put your fucking husband on speaker when I'm there and he doesn't know. Tell me to leave, I'll leave. And Aaron's like, I've learned it's just better to walk away when she's upset like this after I've pissed her off. I've learned that with Uba, once you've really done your best to piss her off and you win, it's better to just walk away and let herself distract, I guess.

Uba's like a deep fryer. She's like one moment like cold oil, but then after you heat her up, it's like hot oil and you can put like french fries in it and they'd be crispy. That's like totally Uba. And then you're like, why'd you put a tornado in a Ferrari instead of an air fryer, stupid? How many blowjobs can an air fryer give?

So now they go to the hot tub, which is worrisome because a lot of things have happened in the hot tub last season on Real Housewives of New York. And I was like, why are you guys repeating yourselves? This is the whole problem with this show. You don't learn your fucking lesson. So there they go in the hot tub.

So then Jenna and Raquel are just like, fuck these people. Can we just go to bed? But they can't. I know. And of course Brynn gets in the hot tub and has to have a Brynn line where she's like, oh my God, this feels like a yeast infection. It's like we're going down into the yeast.

the truth is I can imagine really many other Bravo liberties saying that line and it would have been like fine maybe even funny but from Brandon like uh it's just never it's just non-stop you know yeah yes I agree so uber's swimming and uh Jessel's like thank you Jenna that was quite the experience because I typically appreciate it and you all looked great in your hats oh my God

Did I say the hats part out loud? Oh my god, this is embarrassing. I thought that was gonna be like an inside thing and I said it out loud. Oh my god. I first fell in love with synchronized swimming. I've just never forgotten. Did I already tell this story? You guys tricked me again. So then Uba goes and puts her feet into the hot tub and Brynn's like, "Thank you, Uba, for trying to have fun. I appreciate people that try and have fun."

"Oh, I'm more fun than you could ever, ever experience." She goes, "I know. When you yelled about Abe, I was like, 'She's no fun.'" So... My God, can you just let the woman come back? Like, she's trying. Just let her fucking come back. Why do you have to start it again? You are relentless. You and Aaron are fucking relentless. They're tag teaming, you know? And this is why people are like, "I just don't understand why Uba's so mad." This is why! Like, she can't take one fucking breath, man.

So she's like, I did not yell, which is not true. And Aaron's like, yeah, I felt it felt bad. It felt like I was doing something wrong to my husband, who I love very, very much, except when I go on TV and basically call him a betrayer and a traitor and don't really explain it to anybody and just leave him to hang out to dry for a while, you know.

You were setting him up for humiliation on camera. So, so it was like, well, you though, now again, Uber is a little bit too invested in this thing, but whatever. So Aaron is like, you know, to make it seem like I'm doing something to harm. My husband is gross to me. Uber does not give me the benefit of the doubt. Uber is constantly assuming I'm at my worst. And that's, what's really starting to piss me off about her.

So then it was like, you should think I'm a good friend. Did I do that? And she's like, no, like it felt like I didn't have a good enough relationship with my husband. And she's like, I don't want to be a part of it. And she's like, then don't comment on the comment on people's marriage.

and oh no bryn says that it's like don't comment then on people's marriage and she's like oh bring we're not speaking to you go take a nap she goes oh so i suck a dick while i take a nap she goes well it might help you shut up no but that's what you said yesterday you said i sucked dick for work and she's like no

I said, if maybe you did that to get this job, because I didn't, because I'm enough. Uber is enough. I don't have to be fake of anything. And she's like, who's being fake? You are. She's like, I'm being fake. I would love to know, please.

I loved this. Uber got up and came around the hot tub and then sat right across from her. And everyone was acting like, oh, my God, what is she doing? But she just gets right in her face, you know, sits right across from her. And it's like, you are not what you say you are. You are fun, Ben. You're sweet to everything. And nobody knows how they are with you. And she goes, okay, pigeon. And she goes, I saw high. I saw high. Okay.

you're a commercial airline I fly private it's fine girl please please who are you flying private with who she goes you're totally a Talbots model so it's fine

"Darling, Google my name!" She's like, "Oh my god, what is this about your name all the time? You're like, 'My name, my name!' You're not Naomi!" "Naomi Wish! Giselle Wish!" By the way, being a Talbot's model, like, you should be so lucky. You should be so lucky! A working model? Congratulations! So Brynn's like, "Nah, no, Naomi and Giselle don't wish it!" She goes, "Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit! Get the fuck out of here!" And she just uber just walks away.

So, you know, Brynn, who just hates for anybody saying something negative about a career, how could you ever, ever say something negative about a working woman? It's like, oh, you're nothing. Your whole career is fucking nothing. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. As fucking usual. So then basically it's a mess. This whole thing is a mess. And Raquel still has a headache from Jenna slapping her in the head with her arm during synchronized swimming. Yeah.

So they talk about that for a little while to give us all a break. And then a little later, Jenna's like, can we just go to bed? And Brynn's like, oh, no. Oh, Aaron. Oh, look at Aaron. You ran away quite quickly. Thanks for helping me, Aaron. Oh, my God. Now you guys have run out of people. So you have to come for each other. Literally everybody else is too exhausted. So now you're going to reignite with each other.

And it's like, I'm not going to sit there and listen to her yell at you like that. She goes, I told you that if that ever happened again, I would stand up for you. And you like fucking ran away. And he's like, she's like, I walked away to defuse. So that was part of your master plan. She's like, yes, I walked away.

She walked away from her own fight, Brynn, and then you got bored. So you started your own fight. It wasn't, she wasn't, she didn't walk away from your fight. She walked away from her own fight, you fucking weirdo. So she's like, well, I mean, you're scaring away and I wouldn't do that with you. And now you do it to me. And I'm just, that's fine. That's fine that you did it. I'm just telling you how I felt, but it's fine. It's totally fine. So now she's telling us that Uba was pointing at Aaron. And so she, you know,

She just she repeats the same thing the Aaron doesn't stick up for her the same way that she sticks up for Aaron But you guys are both starting the fights with the person that you want the other person to stick up for you again It's ganging up if you're not both their tag teaming the same person now You're upset if you want to start a fight with someone then have the balls to fucking stand there and fight with them you wuss

Yeah, so Brynn is like, "All I'm saying is that if anyone yells at you, just know that I will verbally make sure you're okay, and I'm just letting you know that's what I'll do for you. I'm just letting you know what I'll do for you." And so Aaron's like, "Well, you didn't do that the last time." And then we see a flashback to times where Brynn did not stand up for Aaron, of course. But then I apologized profusely, and then we made a goddamn pact.

and so i'm glad the pact was one way but you know because it doesn't work if it happens to me god i could just this kind of person is just unbearable they're just relentless it's like constant if there's not chaos that they're causing then they're the victim of something you know they're crying until they get another chance to cause chaos it's ridiculous and so aaron's like i absolutely am oh my god you two are on team i'm not gonna listen to you anymore

I'm done. Fuck you both. I'm like, I'm like Zuba at this point. I'm like, shut up, all of you. So Aaron, Aaron basically is like, you guys were both getting toxic. So I just walked away and she's like, if you felt like I should have done more, I'm sorry. Do you want me to go say something to her? She's like, yeah. So she's like, I will go tell her.

All again, what you just pointed out was, was good because it's, it's, it's another example of Aaron not saying the truth to someone's face.

She's saying, if you wanted me to, I'm so sorry, I'll change. Instead of saying, you are getting really mean and toxic too, Brynn. I don't think that's cool. And I'm not going to stand up for that behavior. But she's too much of a wuss because she doesn't want Brynn. She doesn't want to be on Brynn's bad side. So now she's going to jump back on Brynn's side and go tell Afuba again, even though it's not really necessary. And they should just leave this whole fucking thing alone.

so then erin basically tells us that she feels bad that brenn feels unsupported and she thinks that like uber crossed uh across the line saying that you know brenna's a and suck dick

for money or whatever or for the job and we all know how triggered Bryn gets about this topic that's the sensitive area don't mention that Bryn sucked dick to get ahead in life so um so we're in Uba's room who's dick do you even suck at Bravo to get on Housewives is there a hetero dick over there I know

Yeah, that's a great point. Seriously. Maybe that's why she's mad. She's like, I didn't suck dick. I licked box and no one's gonna make credit for that. I'm just lesbian season. So, um, Sai's like, Uba, what's going on? That's her husband, babe. And she's like, oh, so basically you're lying for the rest of these bitches who are so desperate to fucking hear shit. And she goes, what? Who cares? It's her husband. So then in the kitchen, Aaron's like, well, let's not ruin the night. Too fucking late, bro.

Yeah, let's not ruin this night of...

going synchronized swimming and then sitting around. So Brynn is like, Brynn's like, "No, we just didn't synchronize swimming." So then meanwhile, we have this scene in the bathroom. I think Sy is in there maybe with Jessel and Sy is like, "You know, she can't just sit there and talk shit anyway about me and what Brynn said. She definitely was adding to it." And Jessel's like, "Oh, she said she defended me and she was like, 'It's too much. I told them to stop.'" And Sy's like, "Oh, lovely. Thanks. Great." Because Sy's like, "Oh, great."

Erin is once again, she's in the mix with us. And then when that stuff, all that conversation gets outed, Erin is quick to be like, oh, I wasn't even saying anything. I was just, I was, I was defending. Yeah. And so, and I like how this cast is kind of picking up now that they're learning like, okay, they've got us distracted by pissing off Uba, but wait a minute. We were mad at Erin.

They've started all of this to make us forget that we were pissed off at Erin, but we're still pissed off at Erin. So Cy comes out and she's like, "That's fucked up, Erin, for you to tell Jessel it was only me and Brynn that were talking shit about her. You were there." And so, you know what? Erin does tell the truth. She just doesn't tell the whole story.

So she's like, you were a little shit. She goes, why me? Why? That whole conversation we set outside, you said it was just me and Jessel. That's bullshit. And Aaron's like, oh, my God. Somehow I have like three fights going on at one time. I just want one at a time, please.

Well, what does that say about you? By the way, if you've managed to be in three fights in the house full of like six people, what does that say? You started every single one of them. Congratulations. Fafo baby.

So Sai's like, "Okay, let me change my clothes and we can talk about it as a group. We're gonna have a group conversation." And Eren's like, "I'm like really over vacations with these girls. Like they are piling on me again." That's like the classic Eren thing to be like, "All I was doing was defending people. This is what I get." So then she goes to Jessel's room and she's like, "By the way, thanks for lying, Jessel."

Joss is like, "About what?" She's like, "Well, that you went and told Sy that I said, 'Oh, it's too much. I had nothing to do with any of it.'" She's like, "But you did say that." She's like, "No, I defended you. You know, I'm never doing that again. I'm never going to defend you again by talking about how shitty you are as a person. God, I'm never going to defend like that." She's like, "But you said that you defended me." She goes, "Yeah, and I did, and I'm never doing it again." She goes, "But she said that you didn't defend me."

Come on, Aaron. I'm done with this. She goes, watch the fucking video then and you'll realize you have no friends. Fuck off. What's that?

Seriously, fuck off. This lady is so fucking mean. So then Jenna's like, what set the whole thing off? And Raquel's like, I don't even know. She goes, God, can we just end the night? These two are like, these children are idiots. Like, what are we doing with these people? So now Aaron goes into Uba's room because she has not... She's just going, starting fires in every room, right? It's like Aaron's big finale. So Uba's naked and she's like...

can you leave? I'm naked. And she's like, but this isn't a thing. She goes, I'm naked. I don't want to talk. She goes, but like, come on, like stop fucking telling Brynn that she's a whore and people suck her dick or whatever. And, or she sucks people dick or whatever. Cause it's really fucking her hurting, hurting her feelings. Oh, you know, it's better when you go tell somebody, go watch the tape because they have zero friends.

Mm, yeah. Asshole. So then Uba is like, I never said that. And she goes, well, that's just what she said. So basically Aaron and Uba are like yelling at each other. And Aaron's like, stop talking to her like she's trash. She's not fucking trash. And he was like, go fuck yourself. Jenna's like, I mean, there's no way this is going to end well. Sort of like my tryout for the synchronized swimming team. Did I say that part out loud? Oh my God. Hey.

Well, this is why I'm team Uba still. Like, I don't care if Uba lost it, and I don't care if she was being rude, and I don't care. These girls will not stop poking at her. They will not stop poking at everybody on this cast. And it's so refreshing that someone's like, no, fuck you. Fuck your face. Fuck your stupid fucking face in your head. I hate you. Go away and leave me alone. It's so nice. We're seeing you blatantly lie on camera. I'm actually really looking forward to this reunion, because I'm really hoping that Andy and the production confronts Aaron...

with these lies. It's like, yeah, it's true. There's errands. They're like little golden girl that they try and build the whole thing around. They're not going to say shit to Aaron. They're going to make it. Uber's crazy. Something happens next week where it really goes crazy. I don't know if it gets physical. I don't know what ends up happening. It's not good. Yeah.

well feels nice to feel things right and I felt things wear that big old victim cloak into the reunion and she actually hasn't earned deserved one but she's going to get off scot-free on everything because of what she's going through and it's rinse and repeat so that being said good episode I mean there was stuff going on it's much better than watching them walk around town I mean like do they drive me absolutely nuts yes but like hey

Things were happening. Things were happening. But, you know, it literally is watching somebody just go around and start little fires. And then you're like, wow, it's a fire. That's so entertaining. It's like nothing natural about it. You know, it's just...

One thing I really don't like, one thing I don't love calling for certain housewives to be fired. I know I've done it many times. I don't love doing it because I like to trust the process, et cetera. And I also feel like sometimes when we say, get rid of them, like we throw the baby out with the bathwater way too much in Bravo. But that being said, I really do think that

that Brynn, there are upsides to her being on this cast. I do think she can be very fascinating and interesting when she lets her guard down. And she does have the potential to be a good real housewife. But her facade that she puts up is so annoying. And I do really think it injects this show with a lot of juvenile

tonal notes where it just is like people kind of like covering their mouth and be like, "Oh my God, oh my God." And I just, when you watch the other housewives that are on, there's just seems to be just a much more electric feeling amongst the cast. And I think that Brynn may be the issue here, actually. - I think that they're either not fun or they're just mean spirited or they're trying too hard. I just think there's too much not working.

You know, Bryn sucks. Aaron sucks. I don't know what I would do, but I do know as far as the Bryn argument, you know, with Jen Shaw on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, when she went to prison, everybody was like, well, the show's over because that was the lightning rod.

and and my biggest complaint with jen show i never liked jen shaw because she was always starting for no reason and faking stuff and having going into histrionics for no reason and you know she sucks all the air out of the room so you never really got to see what would happen with the other women because they never got the chance it was always the jen show and if it wasn't she would start crying and screaming and throwing things and

And when she went to prison, we finally got to see what it would be like with the other ladies and they could breathe and it turned into a better show. I mean, all around the past two seasons have been the best seasons, I think. So, you know, maybe it is that maybe you didn't just need to get rid of the one that's, you know, trying the hardest to make stupid drama happen for no reason.

And like the show needs to focus on, I think the show has to focus on the people that we gravitated to last season, which is Jessel, Jenna. I mean, Jenna has been kind of boring this season, but I think that's also because she hasn't, like the show has been so focused on Aaron and Bryn this season. Um,

And Uba to a certain extent. But really, Aaron and Bryn so much that like, the people who were popping last season have been kind of on the sidelines. They've been definitely like ancillary characters to the main drama. And I think that totally they took some wrong steps.

I would kind of like a real, I would kind of like maybe an L word version. You know, I like, I think if it, I don't know that Jenna and Raquel are strong enough personalities to lead a housewife show, you know, like Raquel's a cool person. Jenna's a cool person. They can't really lead a show, but they probably have a lot of wackadoo friends that could. And I think it might be fun to have like kind of a modern L word version.

type take show on this, bring in all their crazy ass friends and watch them go. Cause listen, you want to see some lady, you want to see some ladies have some good fights, join a lesbian friend group. Cause I've got one. And that's,

Those girls are good. I'd watch it. I love the L word. I didn't watch the real version, the reality version, but the L word is a great show. I love that. I would totally watch a version of Housewives that was like that. And they've got two pretty strong tent poles there. No pun intended. So they should maybe do that. I don't know. They need to do something drastic.

We need more deluded people in the fun way, like Jessel. And we need campy people. And we just can't have... We need also some older women. You know what? I don't think Housewives cast that really have a predominantly... A cast that's largely in their 30s

it's i don't i just don't know if that's as strong although slc is sort of skews a little bit were though that's i mean that's how they all start you know and then you you watch people go through that time period that decade or whatever it's what it's supposed to be i think but you know i mean we're in the tail end of like the roni and the jerseys and the stuff where they are a little bit older now so maybe we want that because of that i mean i don't know whatever it is they just need more fun just come on they just fix it

- Fix it, fix it, Bravo. - Get funny crazy, not just boring dished rags like fucking Aaron and try hards like Brynn. Come on, man, you owe us more than this, Bravo. - He can do it, we have faith in you. So yeah. - Bravo doesn't know his shit, by the way. Bravo's like, "No, we fucking don't owe you shit, stupid Ronnie." But come on, we're here anyway. We'll keep eating the slot that you give us. Just, you know, we know you can do it. Look at your other stuff. - Just add some seasoning. Add some seasoning, please.

thanks everyone for being here less kashi more fruit loops could i amend that to less kashi and more frosted flakes because i don't like fruit loops fruity pepper oh i guess fruit loops i don't do fruity you know pretty cereal then it's fruity i know i know fruit loops is the phrase okay i know it was i know i actually literally just errand that pun for you like you made like a perfectly good pun

And I 100% errant it. Like, I don't like Froot Loops. Oh, God. Everyone, thanks so much for being here. Don't forget to get tickets for the Golden Crappies in New York City and Salt Lake City, San Diego, Denver, and the other place. Salt Lake, wait. San Francisco. We'll see you guys soon, okay? Thank you. Bye. Bye.

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