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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. And then we see on the day of the court hearing, Ralph's home video. Ralph home videoing himself because the camera crew won't follow his ass is crazy.
Next level Ralph. That shit's hilarious. Ralph having his own, there's probably his son walking around filming him
to use in the show because he can't even get his own camera crew i i loved this like dual like shaky cam situation between the drew and ralph like the like this is really a testament to the iphone like i felt like talk about like a nora i felt like the director of that movie was like i've got my i got my next thing planned we're gonna film drew and ralph going to court yeah but
The sequel, "Annoyah." So he comes out in his little suit and his briefcase. He's like, "I'm going to court. I'm going to court. It's very serious. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Where's Doug Llewellyn? Where is he?" So Drew, he's also got his cousin Ralph or his cousin, what's his cousin's name? - I just saw it. - Cousin Dwight. He's got his cousin Dwight with him. And so now Drew has a home video as well.
And she sees his car, so she assumes he didn't leave, but he got an Uber. So now she's telling us, you know, this divorce is making it more contentious for us, and I'm hoping that we can mediate, but Ralph definitely is acting like he needs a fight. Look, he has his own camera crew. Son, get inside, it's snack time. No, it's almost time, Mom.
So, on Drew's side of this, she has on her shaky cam, she's got her sister Allison, and then she has some guy. He's like, I think an assistant. He's like a beleaguered man who this poor guy looks like he just needs to be put into like a Barca lounger. He's like struggling to keep up with everyone the entire time.
So she calls her mom, Jeanette. And of course, Jeanette's like, yeah, it's gonna be fine. Whatever. Drew's like, I'm just hoping. I'm hoping we can make some movement here. And we go back. We see her attorney. I love Drew's attorney. Who's like, okay, here's what we need to do. Get Ralph out of the house. Get Ralph's financial records and keep the divorce file sealed. Okay, get out of my office. So that's their plan for today in court.
Yeah, so she tells us a plan and then we go see Ralph and his cousin Dwight in their car. And Ralph's like, "This is trying to get me kicked out. You know, I mean, I think that's the goal for the day. Like get me kicked out of the house." And the cousin's like, "What do you mean? From the crib that you paid for?" And he's like, "Yeah, from the crib that I paid for. So, you know, round number two, here we go."
And then Drew's mom's like, "Everything's gonna be great, I'm sure. I'm so faithful. I've been praying about it. God told me you're gonna win this case. I'm sure everything's great."
The producer's like, "So what in the documents is so damaging?" And Drew's like, "Oh, I mean, there's definitely more evidence against Ralph than against me." And this is where we see the attorney, like a month ago, rattling off all the things, like Ralph's a serial cheater, he's taken money out of the account, he's been sexting with other women, he's following you and tracking you. You know, all the things you could dream of from a- - God, insane. And I love that the, how, you know, the lawyer was like, "I'm tracking you? The man was tracking you?" She goes, "Yeah, he was tracking me."
So they're saying, "Is there anything that you're ashamed of in these records, Drew?" And she's like, "No, no, no, no, it's me. No, there's no scary details for me. It's all Ralph. And you know, I'm more fearful for Ralph than for me. So now it's 30 minutes till the court hearing." And so Drew's attorney is like, "Okay, well, I just talked to opposing counsel." And she goes, "Yeah, he's got a third attorney now."
And Ralph's got a new attorney. And this attorney, let me tell you, is taking no shit. I love her. She's like, all right, everyone. She's like dancing the entire time. She's like, okay, it's about business. Okay. Because this is a financial game today. It's a money grab. And Ralph's like, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying too. She's like, okay, we're going to go in and we're going to kick ass. So then we see 20 minutes later and shockingly,
Ralph emerges full of joy. His big smile is even bigger than usual. And he's like, I'm telling you, this is better than when I did it by myself. And apparently they got a little bit of victory because the victory was that they wanted to unseal this case, which is what happened. I don't know why he wanted to do this, to be fair. I really don't understand. I feel like that's what...
Okay, all I know about sealing and unsealing cases, I've really just learned from Ashley Darby. And as far as I could tell, it seemed like unsealing something was bad.
but Ralph celebrating, which is so Ralph. Well, unless it shows through in a bad light, because Drew's able to come on TV and paint Ralph however she wants. And Ralph, I think has painted himself pretty poorly. I mean the cameras and the tracking and all of that. So he's, I think probably like, okay, well, if she's going to do this and why am I not allowed to say what she did? So it's probably like a tit for tat thing. God knows what she did. Did she cheat? Is he going to try and make it look like,
She cheated if she hooked up with somebody when they were separated or whatever. Who knows? Who knows what he's going to do? But there's something in there that she wants to keep hidden. Or maybe it's just like her financial status or the success of Drop It With Drew. Maybe it's stuff like that, that she doesn't want to come out because she's acting like she's...
you know, killing it. So Drew is very upset and she's like, sort of like breaking down in the car and everything. And she's saying that, um, like Ralph still gets to stay in the basement because she just wants to kick Ralph out of the house, but he gets to stay in the basement. And she's like, is this a joke? I don't know why Ralph wanted to unseal the case. This is a nightmare. My kids will have to see everything on the internet. The worst thing would be for my kids to have to see me and Ralph fighting in public. Could you imagine that there's a way for them to actually see us fighting that they could be,
Yeah. So she's scared, but it's happening. And also he didn't have to provide his financial documents or anything else. So whatever this lawyer did, she seems magical because she basically got Ralph everything that he wanted. And so she's scared, but it's happening.
And he gets to stay in the basement and he makes some comment to her when she gets in the car. She's really upset and he makes some comment from the lawn, you know, probably still filming himself. And his lawyer, his lawyer is so professional. I love it. She's like, yes, yes, nailed it. Nailed her to the cross. Yes, boys. And he makes some comment to her as she gets in the car and she's like, oh, just shut up. You just shut up, you idiot. You're a dumbass, Ralph. You're a dumbass. And Ralph's like, finally, we're making progress.
Finally. There's a lot of misconceptions about me and Drew. And I think the biggest misconception is that I don't care for my wife. And the truth is, well, I actually don't care for my wife. That's actually a pretty good misconception. That's a conception. I would say that's actually a conception for me. Yeah.
Yeah. So he's like, you know, I've done bad things in the marriage, but so has Drew. And we're about to find out what Drew has done. And so Drew's really upset. And I'm upset for Drew because, look, I think Drew's full of shit, but Ralph is a monster. Ralph is terrible.
Rob is an emotional terrorist. Yeah, he's terrible But watch them watching them fight is like this this whole divorce thing is just like makes me chuckle just because they're so ridiculous I mean this whole thing Ralph being in the basement and he's like fighting the same the basement. I don't know They're so it's it's terrible for the kids, you know, I feel really bad for these kids This is gonna be hard for them but as two people on TV
They are so silly. I can't. So then we go to the airport because it's time to go on our Nashville trip. So Portia's excited and everyone's happy. And they're talking about, what is what I think about when I think of Nashville? Dancing and drinking and da-da-da-da-da-da. And Cynthia's like, oh, what happened to the girls' trip? Never say something girls' trip. This ain't Vegas, baby. Here's what I think of when I think of Nashville. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
- Trains of ladies going down streets of bars screaming woo. - I think of the last time we were in Nashville and I just remember like, it was like every two minutes those fricking bar bicycles went by the hotel with like six girls.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Oh, that's what I think of every time. Bachelorette parties going woo down the street. So Angela is at the Atlanta airport. She missed her flight. She's like, oh, you know, I left the house late. Traffic wasn't accommodating. Yeah. Also, like I'm sure production was like production through a delay in her way. So just that way she could arrive later. Is that what they could talk shit about her before she gets there?
So there's a producer lying down in her driveway. She's like, oh, for some reason I was late today. So then the ladies are in the Sprinter van and they were talking about how Angela's not there. And Kelly says, Angela probably missed the flight because she saw that there was a heat wave in Nashville and she had to go home and get a fan before she could bring her ass down here. It cuts to her in the airport with her little fan. Yeah.
So they're joking about how much fun they're gonna have and Britt's like, "Oh gosh, you know, I've got allergies. I'm stuffed up." And she goes, "Do you have your adenoids?" And she's like, "I don't know, I had a nose job."
And so Shamia's like, oh, you know, I'm going to get some stuff done this summer. I'm going to get back fat gone. I'm going to get my skin back, my back skin gone. You know, going to get all that stuff. And Portia's like, I'm not changing anything about this body. I was going to get my titties redone. But then I said, you know what? These men don't even deserve new titties. She's like, yeah, these used to be called Coco and Chanel. And now it's just Bob and Ben. I'm honored. I don't know why I'm covering my nose like this.
Bob and Ben. I like that. I don't know why I'm covering my nose for poor Sarah. Okay, so then they go to the house and it's kind of like an Atlanta house. Looks the same. It's the same style and everything, but they're like, "Oh, woo, woo." And they have a hot bartender guy that gives them drinks, you know, all the kind of typical Real Housewives trip stuff.
And now should we go look at rooms? So Shamia finds the second biggest room and starts humping the bed. She's like, this is mine. This is mine. Yeah. And they're all just like choosing rooms and everything. And then Portia's like, I just want to make sure that each girl has a nice and comfy place to sleep. Now, I didn't say that all the beds were created equal. I mean, if your bed just happens to be among other beds, then I don't think that should be an issue. Because it turns out there's like bunk beds and there's one room that has like five beds.
beds all crammed next to each other. - Now the bunk beds look like it was the worst thing. And she's like, "Ha ha, someone better pick this room." And then they don't. And then there's a, yeah, five beds in a room. That's not gonna go over very well. - Nope.
So that's basically, I think Kelly tells us, Kelly's trying to be funny in her confessional. And she's like, I mean, if I would have known I was going to be in the room from the movie, Kevin and shrunk the goddamn kids in the attic. They're like, I think it's called honey. I shrunk the kids, not Kevin. Kevin shrunk the goddamn kids in the attic. Yeah.
And she's like, okay, but that was Kevin though, right? And they're like, Kevin was from Home Alone. She goes, oh my God, come on now. So now Kelly is asking Portia how she feels on divorce and her birthday. And she's like, yeah, you know, for me, you know, it's just so rough because for the past three years, which is like an eternity in relationships for me, me and, you know, that guy,
What's his name? Simon. You know, we traveled everywhere, but now I just have to be around girlfriends, you know, after such a lengthy relationship.
Now to just be with my girlfriends. Wow, what a relief. Yeah. So Cynthia's like, well, girl strips can be kind of tricky. You can't take every girl on a girl strip. Portia's like, yeah, but that's, you know, some of it's just like, are you a totally different person just because we're out of town? Like, what's up with that? And Shamira's like, or when you're in a group, you're a totally different person. And Britt's like, yeah, Angela texted me and she said, I hope you're doing well. And like the second I saw you, it was like a completely different tune. So like, I'm like, pick a side.
Yeah, how dare she try to be nice to you after an argument? You're the one who texted you Sadora out of nowhere to be like, "Let's, like, we started off on the wrong foot. Let's go to get drinks." So then she's like, "Yeah, you know, like, I don't like that I, I want to see the same version of you that everybody sees." So Angela arrives while they're talking shit about her and she's like, "Uh, yeah, you know how you go into a room and you're like, 'Bitches talking about me. Are y'all talking about me?'"
So Angela's like, girls, well, my bag was busted. My luggage fell into pieces and it's just, it's been a long morning. And she's like, okay, well, we're happier here. You know, we're going to do a turn up. So she basically, Angela sits down right in the middle of the whole group. And then she's like, so speaking of having a good time, I would like for Drew to come.
- Just announces. - Yeah, and they're like, "Wait a minute, did you invite her?" And she goes, "Well, I anticipate seeing Drew." So yeah, I did invite Drew. 'Cause it felt like Drew should come. - Well, we just checked the AccuWeather forecast and there is a 99% chance of Juicidora showing up in Nashville. Back to you, Chuck.
And she's like, but Shami, Portia said at Shami's house they could coexist. So why can't we just be a mediator? You know, let's, this is my attempt to make a good friendship. This is you doing what production is making. Exactly. And I respect that, but you're also going to get slaughtered for this. Yes. This is not going to go well for you. I respect her. Like clearly she's, she's been given marching orders and she just walks in with this little smile. Like I anticipate that we'll see each other. Just like, yep.
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So Portia's like, "Well, I'm being cool about it, but it's like, you know, I mean, who else invited, who else invited themselves?" She tells us like, "This lady's out of her goddamn mind." You know, like who does that? And she goes, "Well, I'm not letting nobody or nothing be bigger than me on my birthday." And they're like, "Okay." So Kelly's quiet and they're like, "Why are you so quiet?" She goes, "I'm just seeing how far my stylist is because he brought all of my looks for me. So he better get here soon." By the way, did you hear Kelly was like,
six figures behind on her waffle place rent.
Oh, geez. That was the other news of the week. Oh, come on. There's nothing sacred anymore. Jeez. God, protect the waffles. Always protect the waffle. Do you think, by the way, with this moment here that they highlight of her, you know, like on her phone, seeing like where her stylist is. Later on, as we'll get to, there's more stylist stuff. Are they setting up a giant rift between Kelly and her stylist and Brit? Is this what's happening here?
I think so. Yeah. They're starting the old classic. I loaned her my stylist and she never paid. She never paid for the stylist. This is it. We're, we're, I'm sensing something. Cause there's no reason to include a moment of Kelly checking her phone to see where her stylist is like that stuff that does not make it to the show normally. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So now we move over to Angela seeing these girls shopping. Okay. And she goes, so you guys were doing some shopping in the mall when I saw you, Kelly and Britt. And Kelly's like, yeah, we did do a little something. You were definitely duck and dodging from what I remember. She goes, oh, well, I was just trying to lay low. And Britt's like, girl, you never lay low with demons on a Saturday.
So Britt's like, me and Kelly went to Angela at Neiman's and she had on her granny glasses and her hair a mess. And she's like, no, when I saw them, I actually spoke to them. I walked up to them and I said hi. Britt's like, yeah, I said, Angela, is that you, girl? And she started hiding in the clothes. Yeah.
So fucking funny imagining Angela just jumping into the racks of clothing. Yeah. She's like, no, I was, I was open arms. I was like, hey, what's going on? And then I picked up some pleather pants nearby and started fanning my face with them. It was just a typical Saturday.
So they're like, did she get some work done or something? So is this when her face was really big that she was trying to hide her face? It must've been. Maybe it had something to do with the, yeah, the Botox, the Botox swelling. That's funny. So she's like, whatever. Britt's like, I just saw you for the first time since peace brunch. So I gave you a hug and she goes, and I was receptive to your hug.
And she goes, "But was that real or not real?" She goes, "I'm not fake. You know, if I show love, I mean the love." And she goes, "That's fair." And so Portia's like, "Oh, you don't hold on to stuff, huh?" And she goes, "No." And so then we see the olive branch moment and they just let it go. So now they're getting ready for their activity. They're all, you know,
Whatever. Getting ready. Oh, so there's gifts or something, right? That's like the afternoon. They're getting settled in. But like a point, something that happens that when it happened, I thought it was like a nothing little moment. They all have like pillows. Yeah.
They're like pillows that have like affirmations on them or something. I was like not even I wasn't even paying attention I was like, oh there's a pillow like who cares and so Brit there's like a pillow that says all are welcome here and so Angela Angela sort of like grabs it and they're like they sort of tussle over and they're like laughing you're like, okay It's fun a fun and games moment, but it actually becomes an issue later on So I'm just flagging it here as a dutiful recapper. Yeah, I
And Brittany is like, well, I brought locks just in case anybody wants to get funny. And Kelly says, well, I brought some sage and security in case anybody wants to act a fool. So try that. I love that she's flying her security to Nashville. Yeah. I would have liked it if she, if like Britt had brought like actual locks, like smoked salmon. She's like, guys, I brought locks in case anyone gets wild with me. You want some smoked fish on your face? Cause you're about to get some.
So Kelly is definitely spending. I mean, she brought security. She brought her own glam. That's a lot for a season one. Well, and that's why she's in a waffle pickle.
So the ladies are, so they're FaceTiming in, everyone's saying hi to their booze and everything. You know, all that bullshit that they always make everyone do on these shows, check in with the fam. And then Shamia FaceTimes Gerald and Gerald is going to Target for the first time in like, I don't know, 20 years or something. It seems like he hasn't been there in a very long time. And he's like, he's amazed. He can't believe it. He can't believe everything. He's like, I've found pure art in a Target store.
Her name is Joanna Gaines. Please. It's like, I don't know who Nate and Jeremiah are, but their towels are fabulous. They look like they hit each other, even in pictures, but God damn it. I love their comforters. I keep looking for the second floor. Cause everything seems to say up and up, but there doesn't seem to be anything up there. And Brit talks to Mike and tells him the gossip and then Angela's FaceTiming Drew.
And so Angela's like, okay, well the vibe is good. So everybody knows that you're coming. And she goes, okay, well, I'm not sure when I'm coming. Cause you know, I had court. So it's very difficult for me. It's very difficult. And she's like, well, don't worry. I'm securing your piece. But don't we see that Drew's somewhere else? She's at like an opening or something. It shows up a little bit later, but like, yeah, Drew in this very sensitive time, we will find out later is going to go to a hookah bar.
hookah bar started by Dennis because Dennis is a Renaissance man. Oh, it's a hookah bar opening.
It's a Dennis opening. Oh shit. That's even worse. She's not on Porsche's trip and instead she's going to Dennis's. That's why I said it was a passive aggressive plan because yeah, she knows what she knows what she's doing. Yeah. So Angela is basically saying, yeah, I'm going to secure your piece. Okay. So then it starts to rain really hard, which I loved. I was like, oh, this seems like a dream to be in that big old house while it's raining outside. I love it. So they were all getting ready. And so Paris is Kelly's stylist. We met,
last week, kind of like in that he sort of has that look of like pink meets Tabitha meets, I forget who else we do in the mix, but he's- - Gosling, the Gosling lady. - Yeah, he's like a mix. He's a mix of all the icons.
So Paris is like, okay, so what do you have going on tonight? She's like, well, maybe a mechanical bull. And if we're going to do a bull, then I probably shouldn't do a dress. He's like, oh, never rode a bull with a dress bond before. She's like, I mean, he's like, I mean, so she tells us that she doesn't go anywhere without a glam squad. And Paris is her stylist. And he's like, your nipples don't pop out.
And so Kelly is like, "Well, you know, I believe in charity and Britt doesn't have a stylist and she's really been going through it. So I wanted her to know that she's supported. So I recommended Paris to her. And I thought that would be fun." Now this is careful wording. Like you said, there's something fishy here. - Something is- - 'Cause she said, "And I recommended Paris to her," meaning you gotta pay for Paris. Where Brittany is probably thinking, "Oh, she said I could use her stylist to make me feel better."
Yeah, this is going to be an issue and I can't wait. It seems like the perfect petty issue for 2025. So now they all come outside. They're in their cowgirl looks and everything. And they're going to be going there. So Cynthia says, she says like, so Portia,
"You're in a good space. Angela said you all did affirmations." And she's like, "Yeah, Angela would talk about affirmations and then the one she got, I didn't like it. And so she physically fought me for the affirmation and she was like very aggressive to get her piece." - I mean, I'm assuming this was about that pillow that had the affirmation. - Yeah, that's the affirmation pillow. She's like, "Yeah, she was fighting over the affirmation."
And she's like, "This is my birthday. This is my birthday. I'm being bullied on my own birthday." And Cynthia's like, "Can we just have fun tonight?" She goes, "Well, I choose peace. And I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to make a thing out of anything.
Oh, this is Portia. Girl, Portia has like six girls as backup and she's going to be drinking. Portia will be making an issue. Okay. Yes. Yes. So they meet up with this whole little gaggle of people that Portia wants to have on the show. And Portia's like, well, I invited my sister and some other super special girlfriends. I don't know all their names, but they're cool. And it just like means a lot that they flew all the way from Nashville for one night. And then we see on screen that it takes an hour and five minutes to
She makes it sound like they flew in from Paris. Yeah. So then they ride the bull. Everybody takes their turn riding the bull and getting thrown off. It's wacky. And all I think is back pain. And by the way, yes, I think back pain. And also I, what I did not like is that you're supposed to do it with one arm, one hand, not two hands. And so like Shamia and Kelly have these really good, you know, they have really good numbers because they use both their hands and that's cheating. Yeah.
It is. You're not allowed to use two hands on a bull ride thing. I mean, you can do it, but the people who were flung off after seven seconds, they were doing a one-handed one. I think that's the proper thing is they do this. And then the ones who held on with both their hands got to last longer. And I just don't feel like that's fair. I feel like they're in a different category. They're in the two-handed category. The cheating category. I just want to flag that.
All right, well good. Let's take them down. - Let's just have that moment. Thank you. - So now it's eating time and we know it's gonna go bad 'cause Portia says, "This is the best birthday ever." And Monyetta's like, "Wait a minute, where is Drew?" And then we see Drew at Dennis' hookah bar and there's bottle service girls and they're holding up a sign that says, "Albums coming soon."
A photo album on your phone. So Drew is like, tonight I'm at Crew to celebrate that we got offered a record deal with Connect Music. And Drew is... Is Dennis not even there? She FaceTimes Dennis and she's like, hey, thanks for the bottle. Thanks for the bottle, bro. So, I mean, she is...
She's going to Dennis's establishment on Portia's birthday party weekend after she's already been invited by, by, uh, what's her face? Angela. Like Drew is, she is being shady. She's being really shady. And you know what? I'm ready for it. Good job, Drew. Yes.
- Yeah, Portia didn't invite her. If Portia's not gonna be your friend, then go on, do your Drew thing. I mean, go do your Dennis thing, I guess. - But she's still gonna go. She's still gonna go to Nashville. And then she'll be like, "Oh, sorry, I was just at Dennis's hookah bar last night. It's just a really long night." You know she will. - Yep.
So Drew's like, you know, court was just a lot. So I just wanted to take this moment to celebrate. And she's telling Dennis, oh, it's so sweet. It's so great to be celebrated through all the drama. So then back in Nashville,
Borsha announces, yeah, Drew wasn't invited, but apparently this one down here at the end, she's actually having her crash my birthday trip. And then her girlfriend's like, oh, wait a minute. That is so rude. Who does that? Well, the energy you gave me, it was okay. Borsha's like, no, you pressured me. She's like, I pressured you. That's getting bullied. No, I didn't pressure you. She's like, no, you're forcing her on my birthday trip, and I'm not going to be a mean girl to her. I even pressured...
I picked a room and I was gracious enough to give her not one, but two beds. And she's like, "But I thought the point of this trip was to put our differences aside." And she's like, "No, the point of this trip is me. This is my birthday. It's my birthday." And she's like, "But it's a perfect opportunity to lay our issues." And everyone's like, "No, no, no. Don't try that shit. No, ma'am." "I'm sorry.
had to look up what connect music was because that's where drew sador i got her quote-unquote record deal and i just wanted the website and looks pretty much like it's a thing you sign up for and looks it looks kind of like a rev share kind of thing it is it's literally an 80 20 royalty split i don't know like she's acting like she just signed with like sony music and it's like she's she signed up for like a service to distribute her music i think
Oh, I know. I'll do further. I'll do further research because I don't want to be totally like, she didn't do anything. I don't want to totally discredit Drew. Cause like you said, her album did do well. So, you know, but like, she's to me, I was like, when we're saying that Drew got a record deal, I was like, why do I feel like,
Like she's overstating what she really did. That says you can apply, request an invitation to be part of the service. And I feel like they probably requested invitation and they got in and yeah, that's what, that's what it looks like. Yeah. So yeah, it's one of those things like when you're on a podcast and you go to, you know, like we were on for years, you sign up at a network and then they put you on all like iTunes and everything like that. So you're distributed wherever you get podcasts.
Yeah. She's like, we got a deal. I'm here to celebrate our deal with connect music. Girl, you signed up on the online. I know. Like that's what I did to release those countess Luann songs seven years ago. I just signed up on like a service and I was like, here, put it on iTunes.
That's probably the best way to do it with a lot of music, right? Especially if you have an audience that can go listen to it already. Like if you're on Housewives or something, maybe that's the best way. Yeah, for sure. Not shading the process, just shading the celebration. Yeah. We got a sign to a deal, you guys. IE signed. IE signed. It's good.
So anyway, back to this issue here. So Angela is mad at Portia and, or Portia's mad at Angela and she's like, "It's my birthday." And she's like, "Well, I feel like it's the perfect opportunity to lay your issues on the table." Everyone's like, "No." She's like, unfortunately. - Yeah, so Portia says, "I thought she was like demure, but she's not. She's demanding and very stressful." And she says, "So what kind of glue is on your motherfucking wig, sweetie? You're not understanding." And she goes, "Just talk to me like I'm five."
And she goes, well, no, I'm going to talk to you like however old you are at that age, 55. And you brought this energy. And now the whole table's like, where is she? So you should have kept your fucking mouth shut because we had a wonderful day before this. Well, on FaceTime, Portia should have just told me no. But she should have said, Drew can't come. So don't act bold now just because you got your little friends here, bitch. I wear size 12 shoes. I stand on my own two motherfucking feet.
So now one of the friends is like, wait, what's going on? And so Drew, Portia tells him that Drew's been undercover and she's been bullshitting with Portia. And she's like, and now our work is ended. And whatever she's got going on with whomever is also her personal business.
And Lauren's like, I mean, it's talking to, like, it's talking to Dennis more than making music. Like, that's what allegedly it is. And Portia's friend is like, yeah, well, she sucked some dick. And everyone's like, what? And it's like, oh, no, that's a bit...
I'm Brandon, I stand up for people who have been accused of sucking dicks now. That's my niche. And so Portia's like, well, Drew and Dennis, I don't know what they've done, but fellatio is his thing. And if there's a girl, I'm like, how'd you mess with her? And he's like, no, she just gave me head. She just gave me head. That girl just gave me head. So that's how he keeps his body count well balanced. I'm not going to say low.
So that is the cliffhanger for Nashville. So we'll see what happens when Drew shows up next week, which will be a shit show, of course. Anyway, thanks everyone for being here and we will catch you on the next episode. And don't forget to go to watch what happens.com to get your tickets to our final shows of our tour. Bye everyone. Bye.
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