#2796 Denise Richards & Her Wild Things S1 Finale: Re-Possessing Sisters
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oh hello and welcome to what what crap it's a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on yield bruvs i'm ronnie guess who i'm with he's gorgeous he's talented he's thin he's young he's fresh it's ben mandelker hello ben hi hi how's it going

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And that's enough plug-in. Today, we are here. Denise, you made it. Season one. Denise Richards and her wild things made it through season goddamn motherfucking season one of Big Cocks on Aaron and his wild bitches. All right? What an exciting time. Can my two...

daughters talk to each other like adults? Maybe we'll find out by the end of the episode. Either way, Aaron's got a big dick.

big dick it's got a huge one which they showed aaron in jeans showing his big wiener off through his jeans i was like holy mother is that a toddler in there what you got hiding in there boy that thing was gigantic i missed that entirely i didn't see that at all you did oh yeah he's walking into the photo shoot and that thing is humongous i mean you know wear some underwear so i have some respect sir some of us are trying to work here

Wow. Well, the episode opens up with Denise sitting on the sofa. I have to say, no narrative in this episode. By this one, they're like, listen, we said eight episodes. Just put some shit in there. It doesn't have to even make any sense. Just throw whatever we didn't put in in and we'll get even Denise's opening monologue doesn't really make any sense. Yeah. Did you notice? Yeah.

Nothing. It's been a few weeks since the show had a narrative. I think around the Patrick Muldoon episode was where they officially were like, we're just going to show you footage that we shot. That's basically all this show is.

This is just kind of a slice of life type thing. So she starts telling her story in the beginning like normal. She's like, you know, being in the public eye in Hollywood, that's where, you know, a lot of times people think that they know my family and they think that they know my ex or that they know me. So, for example, and then we never go back to this.

I don't know what that had to do with anything. But her story is, well, Charlie and I went to the SAG Awards and we were fighting in the car and he was mad at me because, you know, I wasn't crack. So that was rough. You know, he just really wanted to chop me up and smoke me. And I'm like, I'm too big for a pipe. So I was upsetting.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a rough time. So we were there at the SAG Awards and, you know, I saw Johnny Depp and his wonderful wife at the time. And I was like, you know, the two of us just picking two good men, two good men. We got good pickers, you know?

It was funny, you know, talking to both of them because she was like, oh, my God, you're so cute. Look how cute she is. She's pregnant. I said, oh, my God, look at how nice your husband is. You guys, you guys, you know what? You know, I can tell behind closed doors. You guys have a lot of happiness, you know, and little did you know, five weeks, three weeks later, I was filing for divorce from this guy. It's hilarious.

So what does that have to do with everybody thinking that they know you just because they see you on TV? I didn't understand at all, but I liked that the camera guys were like, nope, that made perfect sense. Let's just keep it moving. We have five more dollars left. Let's just keep it moving. I thought she'd be like, we got out of the car and we were fighting and everyone thought there was trouble in paradise, but that had nothing to do with anything in the story. It's just like I saw Johnny Depp one time.

It's funny because she says it like it's a full story. And then the producer's like, yeah, made total sense. All right, let's just keep going. So she's like, yeah, you never know what goes on behind closed doors. You can tell you, spoiler alert, big dick. Those doors can barely close. Why is that how big the dick is?

So we go to townhouse. We go to townhouse number one, where Denise is wiping makeup off a bra. And Aaron's like, what are you doing, babe? Holy crap. Is some kind of thing that women do? God, women are crazy. Am I right?

Yeah, she's like, well, yeah, I gotta wipe up off the body makeup. And then he's like, God, it's everywhere. She's got it on the walls. It's in the truck. And Sammy is like, yeah, if you can't find her, you just have to look for her stains everywhere, which was an issue a few episodes ago. She was like, Mom, don't get your body makeup all over my brand new Bronco. Yeah. Yeah.

So she's like, all right, let's do some on you, Aaron. I'm going to body makeup on you. Let's take off that shirt. God damn, you're hot, Aaron. Jeez, look at this body. You guys see this? Keep your boners in your pants. He's mine, all right, lady? So I'm going to put some makeup on Aaron. He's like, yeah, look at me. I'm a guy. I'm a guy, but I'm getting body makeup on. This is like turning all the basic rules of society upside down. Only us, babe. Only fucking us, man.

- All right. - And we see her in the confessional on the couch, goes, "Okay guys, I'm just gonna do a quick 10-1." And she gets up from the sofa and there's just like a giant orange Adrian Maloof stain on the white sofa. So he's like, he's just like, "You know, Aaron, you look good with the spray and the body makeup." He's like, "I don't really see a difference." Well, I saw a difference. I'm just kidding, baby, you look good either way. Look, it doesn't matter what color that dick is, it's all about the inches of which there are many. - Let's get some body makeup on your scrotum.

So she makes him a coffee and he's like, I can't touch my arms to my side because I'm a man, a man with body makeup. What do I do? I'm like a robot now. How do I walk?

It's funny what women do. So then we go to Sammy. She's driving her pink Bronco around with her sidekick, Leah. And then they like pull over like a Mulholland drive somewhere to do photos. And so Sammy gets on top of her, her Bronco and is doing pics. And Leah's like, yes, yes. Get the side profile. Yes. Oh, you know what? It is perfect. Low key. Like it is great. Oh my God. Such a good Sammy. Is there a pose? You cannot nail because you are nailing every single one of them.

Yeah, it's like low-key hot. It's like low-key hot. She goes, is it weird if I'm barefoot? She goes, don't be barefoot. Not for free.

I love OnlyFans friends. They're like, uh-uh. You're not giving that shit for free against Instagram. It's almost rent time. All right? It's good to see that Sammy is living a fascinating life. And then we go over to Eloise. Do you see men with extra money jerking off in a bush somewhere? No. Keep your feet in your shoes, man. Okay? That is premium content. So we go to Eloise with her tutor and they're exchanging string cheese, which is cute. And then we go to Lola.

And she's at her place and she's with her friend. She goes, so should we do a TikTok? And her friend's like, yeah. So then they start dancing with spatula. It's like, ah, kitchen.

It's like, "Oh my God, Sarah, I'm like gonna pass out now. That was like so much." Just the juxtaposition between these two girls' social media. One's like, "Do we let guys jerk off to your toes for free or not?" She's like, "No." And then the other one, she's like, "Let's dance with a spatula." "This is gonna break the internet. This will be so good on TikTok."

spatula dancing so then Denise is showing she's like hey Aaron I think I was thinking about wearing this the premiere tonight but they still have all their body makeup on so they get out hair dryers to speed it up to make it dry so this is what we do for the red carpet I mean I haven't been to a premiere for a while you know and I'm really excited to go for Garcelle let me tell you something when Aaron gets there I'll tell you what the name of her movie will be Big Dick Not Missing

Big dick not missing 19. You don't have to go to the opening of an envelope, as they say. But, you know, if you're not a lot of pictures, you know, you're out of sight, out of mind to hire someone else. So she's talking about

she's talking about Bond with Aaron. She's like, you know, it's funny when I did Bond, which I feel like at this point, when was that movie? How many years? 2000. I was like, that was like 20, 25 years ago. Yeah. Which is crazy. Bond is brought up a lot.

So she's like, you know, when I did Bond, honey, he's like, oh God, here we go. Fuck yeah, let's talk about Bond. She goes, you know, I had no idea how big that fucking movie was. You know, it's a big one. It's a franchise, honey. It's like McDonald's, but it's movies, you know? And that means they've got like different Bonds. And he goes, oh yeah, babe, I know. I know. You know, like, do you expect me to talk, little finger? Hey, Bonds.

make my day, get off my lawn. I got the need, the need for speed. Anyway. Okay. Listen, uh,

Your selling point is your dick, not your impersonations. Hey, it doesn't suck. That's me. I'm your dick. But it's cute. It's a cute impersonation. I like what you're doing. Yeah, I got to tell you something. Pierce, you know, I did bond with Pierce. He's great. I got to find out about his searching. You know, I don't want to do anything to my face. But the way he had such a glow up for Casino Royale, wow. Pierce looked great in that one. That was Daniel Craig. Well, I don't care. I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

They all had small dicks. I wish someone would have told me that. You think I'm still calling him Pierce? You sent him a bunk cake last year. I said, dear Pierce, when you pierced my heart, Daniel Craig's probably like, what the fuck's wrong with this idiot? All this time, I thought Pierce was doing a dual role in that. So maybe it's just a single role. What are you talking about? Wasn't he doing that lady also? That was Judi Dench. Wow. Geez.

I really thought Pierce had more range. So now they go to the theaters and they're at the tempted by love, premier, huge, huge premiere. And, um, Garcelle's on the red carpet posing and Aaron's like, uh, you know, I think I'm going to ask her where we can park babes. Like, where do we park? Just, just go park here. You're fine somewhere. It's LA. It's easy to park. Yes, she do. We all drive here. We've all got parking in my room. Some people think that as a celebrity, we don't park.

But I'm a celebrity and I park, you know, so figure it out. One time I went and I parked my car in a garage. I saw Johnny Depp there and I said, I just parked my car. And he said, who are you? And I said, is this Johnny Depp or is this Pierce Brosnan in another one of his makeup outfits? It was Johnny. Yeah.

So Garcelle's like running in for her event and you know, she's got people there and she's like eager to get inside. And Denise is like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Garcelle, Garcelle, it's me, Denise Richards from Bant. Hey. And she's like, oh, hi, Denise. So good to see you. Thank you so much for coming out and, you know, supporting and I don't know what else you're doing really. The way that you bring little Ziploc bags and put food in it for your daughters. That's just so sweet. Thank you so much for being here.

And Garcelle, when this premiere happened, we got some people who kept on tagging us because Garcelle is wearing a little bow tie and she's looking she's doing the full Lisa Vanderpump, you know, magician look. And I didn't really like it. I don't think I like that look really on many people. I mean, Garcelle, I think maybe I'm not going to get into whether or not Garcelle pulls it off better, but she definitely was doing the LVP. And so this was the premiere that it was from. So it's good to finally match the photos with the event at long last.

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We know. We know, right? Of course they're a pain in the ass. Well, I love that you came out and supported me. You're such a girl's girl. You too. Hold on. Could you let go of my wrist now? I just want to hold your wrist for a minute. Please let my wrist go. I need to get into this premiere. Otherwise, they'll start saying, Black girl missing.

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Aaron is still hunting for a spot.

call me crazy, but if you're at a movie premiere, isn't there like a valet? Isn't there a reserve parking? I think they even said like, do you need some help with your parking? Why is he in the side streets of like Westwood, California trying to find parking? That's that's legal. Like get yourself to the valets or you're at a premiere. Yeah. You would think there's a valet, but maybe there's not one. I mean,

Westwood is a pain in the ass. It is a pain. You can never park in Westwood. You can't park anywhere. West, hey, I can't even get any wood because it was so hard to park. My big day's not even working anymore. When Aaron's in town, they call West Bigwood, if you know what I'm saying. You know, you asked me to go to Westwood, I said West wouldn't. All right. Oh, Nancy, American's a bitch. All right.

So we find the park. She goes inside. Garcelle goes inside. And we cut to Aaron hunting. He's like, ah, parking. All right, let's look there. The parking says...

Damn park here from 8 p.m. to 8 p.m. I don't know what that means. God, I have like 10 seconds. There's like 60 seconds. I get to park 59 seconds or does it mean there's no park? What the fuck do these mean? Trash day. All right. I don't know what that recycle. I'm supposed to. Is this car recyclable? I don't even fucking know. You fucking park a car in Westwood. I think this is his first time parking a car, by the way. He was.

Totally confused by the entire process, which admittedly is very confusing in LA, but he was, it was a lot for him to handle. He's like, wait a second. I think big pharma wants me to park here. Got to find another one. So then he's like, I'm parking in an organic space. This is really important.

Aaron, if you are bringing, if your family is bringing in $4 million a month on OnlyFans, take a helicopter. You know what I mean? Don't bring a breastwood. Seriously. I mean, that's very far from Malibu, but still, I mean, it's worth it. Hark at Ralph's and take an Uber from Ralph's. I mean, there are options here.

So, um, then Denise is like, where's my husband? Where is he? Where is he? Hello. There he is. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Not sweet, babe. That's Patrick Muldoon. You can see him over the fence there. He's waving. Hey, Patrick, how's it going? Yeah. You're not allowed in. But then a sudden shows up and she's like, Oh, hello. Look, I finally get to see you. Denise Richards, former member of my television show. How are you doing? Oh, look, here's my new friend, Jennifer Tilly. Well, I should say my new onscreen friend. Now that you're gone. Hi, Jennifer Tilly. Meet Denise.

She's like, oh, hello. Hello. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you. This is great. Lovely to see you, Denise. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

"Hello, it's so good to see you. We've just gotten back from a cast trip." So that was so fun, right? So then we did, we saw so many interesting things. - And Denise just laughs 'cause she totally knows what this is code for. Like it was a shit show. Everyone screamed at each other and we're all traumatized. She's like, "Oh, Denise, you're funny. You would hang out well with Charlie, I think."

Yeah. So Aaron's like, what do we do? Are we supposed to check in? I'm here for the red carpet, honey. It's like you've never done this before, babes. All right, let's go. You know, it's really difficult when you're trying to take pictures as a movie star, as a couple, because, you know, watch what happens. Aaron, walk in here. They're like, please move out of the picture, sir. He's like, all right, I guess I'll just...

stand over here and wait for some food to be paid. See what I'm like, poor Aaron. He can't make it through life on a big dick alone. You know, I feel bad for what happens with him on the red carpets. That's why afterwards I let him walk on my red carpet. If you know what I'm saying, he's got a big dick and I got a carpet. Hey, it's natural. It's what happens with a man and a woman, especially when the man's got a big dick. T-fire. You know what though? You know what though? It's what we do.

They push him off the red carpet and she takes her pictures. He's like, yeah, it's awkward, you know, kind of, but just show me where the tequila is. Just show me the tequila. So we go to townhouse number one and Denise is like, honey, honey, hi, come over here. Let's set up some clothing accessories for a photo shoot for our hairless cats. Hey, honey, babes, we're going to start an Instagram for our pets. What do you think about that? That's a good one.

And Denise is like, okay, Eloise, how many hairless cats do we have? So she puts up two fingers and everything. And she's like, okay, and what are their names? And their names are Blue and Tim. And Aaron's like, Tim has a bigger name. It's Balsakian. I was like, wow.

I like that Tim is both, he's both like, Tim's last name is basically Balsak, but also Armenian as well. Balsakian. So what did this mean? He says he had a vasectomy because we thought he looked odd with missing parts. That isn't a vasectomy. Well, a vasectomy is not a ball removal. That's a...

I wasn't sure what the hell they were talking about at this point. I was like, did you get the cat neutered? Like, what happened here? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's neutered, right? That's what I thought he meant. But then if he said vasectomy, that's not the same thing, is it? I don't know.

That's where they tie your wiener tubes. And then he's like, and he looked, you know, he looked odd with missing parts, but that's when you remove something. So did you add something to the cat? I'm confused. I was so confused. I was like, I'm just going to forge forward because this does none of this is just one of many other things that doesn't make sense in this in this family.

overthinking the cat's balls that's where we're at in our life how are you guys so then um timmy gets his sunglasses put on and tony's like timmy you look at a rock star hey timmy let me give you some advice if someone introduces himself as pierce bradley don't believe him all right you're gonna look stupid 25 years later i'll tell you that timmy why don't you tell us some stories about when you were in bond oh you weren't oh i guess that's just me oh well

It's so difficult doing a red carpet with your cat. No one wants a picture of him. Don't worry, you're gonna be on your own Instagram, Timmy Tim. Yeah, you want some body makeup, Timmy? Timmy Balzacian, huh? Yeah, yeah, they used to call him Tiny Tim, but then we got a big dick put on him, so then we just call him Tim. Tim Tim. Double the Tim.

Hey, I'm going to go to a photo shoot now. I'm going to meet up with my friend Kimberly. Kimberly and I, we shot together years ago. I don't remember if it was before I was doing Bond or after I was doing Bond or during Bond, but it was during one of the Bond years. And she told me that this magazine wanted to do a shoot of us all together. So here we are. Now look, this is what happened a week ago when I found out. And so we see Kim calling her saying, we are shooting for Runway TV. We're going to do some singles on you and then as many as we can with the girls.

Oh, great. Runway. Will Aaron's dick fit on it? How big is this runway? Let me tell you, you know, it was so fun. We just 10 years ago. It was so different back then because the girls got along. You know, Jesus wasn't in the family yet. You know, OnlyFans hadn't started. It was a different world. The economy, the whole economy was different. They didn't have a Jesus economy. They didn't have a home porn economy. I mean, just so much has changed in our family. Yeah.

I'm nervous now because the kids are going to be here and I hope they get along. And then we see a week earlier, Denise's FaceTime exam. He's like, are you excited about doing a photo shoot with your sister? She's like, yeah. I mean, I haven't seen Lola in a minute. Disgusting little bratty sister. Gross.

And then she's asking Lola on her phone and Lola's like, well, I'm fine. Like she's the only one that like hates me for some, for some reason. Hey mom, would you ask her if she would bring my really cute purple tank top to the shoot? I really miss it. It just fit me so well. And I'm really excited. I don't think Sammy's going to be like, I can't go because Lola's there. I don't think so. And Sammy's like, oh,

I'm going to try to put that all aside because I'm going to be in a cool magazine that no one's heard of. I'm like really excited about this. Yeah, I'm going to be a model. So this is like really fun. I'm going to get to like try out my new nose on a magazine. So I'm excited.

So Denise is putting hair in a bag and she's calling Aaron. She needs more hair. I don't know what it is, but she gets a text from Sammy. Oh my gosh. She's like, hey, surely I've got hair in a bag. Oh God, he didn't bring the hair. I need my hair. I gotta call my husband to get my hair in a bag. All right. Jesus Christ.

Wait a second. Sammy just texted and she says, I think my car got stolen. It's gone. Oh my God. Sammy's car just got fucking stolen, guys. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. This gay made me laugh so hard. So there's a gay and he's like, oh, what? Like, towed or stolen? She's like, I don't fucking know. And like the next time they show him, he's hiding behind a curtain and just poking his head out. He's like,

Stolen? Was it stolen? He's like, I always get blamed. He's like, as the gay on the shoot, I'm going to guarantee you I will get blamed for this. Okay. So just leave me out of this shit. Okay. I also loved his way of, I just love when he went, oh my God, Toad.

Or stolen. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't believe it got stolen. Was it maybe towed? Does anyone check the towed? He's like, someone should probably call the towing company. Maybe. Oh, my God. I can't believe it was stolen. He knows damn well what happened. Yeah. And so Sam was like, my car is gone, Mom. I don't know what to do. She goes, well, what do you do? You call the police. That's what you do. God. She goes, I don't want to fucking go today, Mom. Like, I don't even know who I am anymore without my Bronco. Like, I'm not going. All right. She's like, you're going to fucking go. All right.

No, I'm just going to stay home, Mom. This is stupid. Okay, no, you're not. Okay, Sammy, we can send you a car to bring you here. It is what it is. And it's not going to bring your car back. But you just need to call the police and say my car was stolen and I got to do a photo shoot. They'll totally understand. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, I don't know how many syllables that word is supposed to have. Just get in the car when it comes, okay? When you have to do something, show up. That's it. It's a very important shoe. For what magazine is this, honey? For Freeway Rallings Magazine. Just get over here.

Listen, you know what? Like Sammy wants miles. She's just starting. You know, it's a small town and you don't want to work together. I don't think you're being difficult. The last thing you want is have a bad reputation for a runaway magazine, a magazine that is made for people who've run away from things. OK, you got to be careful. And then they show the gay behind the curtain. He was just poking his head out like, is she coming? I don't fucking know. I know. God, I hope so. She's

I don't know. Okay, so I'm going to take some photos. So Lola shows up and she's like, by the way, I was going to ask, what's the theme of the shoot today? Is it possibly about Taco Tuesday? Because I have a prayer for that. Can we all gather around? And Kimberly tells her, oh, the theme is high fashion, modern. And she goes, oh, wow, that's so interesting. So just to confirm, no Taco Tuesday whatsoever. So there's no theme. Yeah.

This general high fashion, modern, you know, fashion, fashion. I think, okay, well, my mom and sister, they've like always been so comfortable posing, but like, I just don't know why I'm not, but I'm not like, I just feel insecure. Like I used to compare myself to them a lot, but then, you know, like sometimes you just have to boogie to the beat of your own spatula. You know what I mean?

Hey, Lola, by the way, guess what? Your sister's car is gone. Oh my gosh, that's terrible. I can't believe it's gone. Toad or stolen. That's terrible that it got stolen, but it was Toad. It's terrible, terrible. So Kimberly's like, is the other girl going to come? I don't fucking know. She needs to come. I'll tell you that much. I don't know. Let's just make this an all day shoot. What are you going to do about it?

So they're doing photos and Sammy does show up 90 minutes later. And Lois is like, hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. And Sammy, of course, just ignores her because she's so evil. And then he's like, oh, God, I'm glad you're here. And Sammy's like, oh, my God, it was like so annoying. It got repossessed because I forgot to put the payments on my new card. It's like, what?

Girl, you're rich. I can't with this girl. Like, I get it if you don't have the money, but you're rich. Yeah, it's really hard. Like, this happened, like, last time. It's happened twice, you know? And it, like, took two weeks for me to get it back. I mean, wow. How many... I'm looking up. How many months before repossessing, repossession? Like, how many months do you usually go... So, I guess it's if... Oh, if you're 30 to 90 days behind on payments, meaning you...

So she basically went for four months. I'm going to say, I'm going to say she got my car repossessed one time when I lost my job at Buda Murray. I didn't have any money. And I, yeah, I got my car repossessed. Like all I got from unemployment was barely enough to pay my rent and like the gas bill. And so my car got repossessed that look, and I hated that car too. So I was kind of glad it was a little Fiat thing. That little tiny. Yeah. I remember my despicable me car.

It got, it got taken. How long did it, how long did it take? Like, was it like, was it like two months? I never got it back. I couldn't afford it. No, I meant like, how long did it take for them? Like, I imagine. Yeah. Cause I imagine versus like, we didn't receive this and then they got to send a collection agency or whatever. Yeah. It took like two months. They took it back.

Well, he's just rich and not paying her shit. And yeah. So I'm like, you had the money. Come on, man. So then Sammy's like, yeah, it took two weeks to get it back last time. So Denise is like, how you don't not know you didn't prepay? I mean, it's part of being an adult, you know?

I mean, Jesus Christ, you know, when you're a movie star, you have kids that just don't understand what it's like. And Sammy's like, oh yeah, mom, I'm not an adult. Like I'm not ready. It's clear. I forget things all the time. Like, of course I forgot to pay off my car. If you are old enough to be on adult, an adult site, you are old enough to be an adult. Pay your goddamn bills, man. You are getting that money. That's very selective when you decide to be an adult, right? Cause you know, I'm an adult mother. I can do what I want. I'm not an adult. I can't pay my bills.

Yeah, I'm sure that drives parents nuts all the time because it probably happens to so many parents. So what kind of makeup are you going to do, Sammy? I have no idea. My makeup got repossessed, too. Oh, what kind of hair are you doing? I don't know. What's really up on your shoes? I don't know. Oh, well, for me, when I'm in a bad headspace, my friends like to like not be serious to get me out of my serious problems. So with Sammy, I like to do that sometimes, too.

Why are you asking me so many questions, Lola?

- So there's more photos and then they're- - I like that they're taking the photos and they're both of the daughters who are kind of robots. Like they, both of them, like Lola's like, "Dee dee dee dee dee." And Sammy's like, "Dee dee dee dee dee." But both of them are robots. And so they're like, "Wow, mom, you're like so animated when you take pictures."

Yeah. Wow. We've never seen that sort of emotion before. Yeah. Well, when I first heard modeling, I was so self-conscious. I didn't know where to put my hands. Then I met Aaron. I was like, big dick, also known as my hand holder. And there we go.

Even when I do Instagram photos, I don't know what to do. It's really hard. - So now they have a group set, but Denise puts like a bag over her head so she doesn't get makeup on anything. Like, "Mom, you look crazy. Mom, even with a bag over your head, you look like so animated. Can I have a bag on my head?"

Hey, Sammy, what's in your face bag? Is it your face? Why do you keep asking me these questions? Oh, my God. Mom, you're like a potato sack and I'm like in a trash bag. And I'm a cloud. Shut up. You're not even part of this, stupid. Yeah.

And they do look crazy in these dresses. They're these like big kind of, it looks like they're wrapped in sheets, which I guess was a point. I'm not really sure what that's about. So then Aaron comes in with his, this is when I was like, damn, Aaron, he is packing. It's like his tripod. Aaron comes in with his tripod. And then he's like, well, guys, it's me. I'm just a guy, a guy showing up for photo shoot. It's crazy. Do other dads do this?

And Janice is like, well, okay, well, I think, you know, I think that with these kids, if I just back off a little bit, they're going to come together again as friends. I'm happy. So they take photos and Lola's saying, she has real role models in her life. It turns out, she says, I've always looked up to Gigi and Bella Hadid's photos together. And I've always wanted Sam and I to be like them. And Sam would hate that I say that, but I was really excited.

Oh, once again, the Hamlin sisters left out of the equation. I think all these Malibu kids know each other, right? Because Malibu really is like a small town. My God, that one's really tiny. You grew up with everybody in that town. Absolutely.

Um, but yeah, Bella and Gigi. So Sammy's like, um, well, part of me did this cause I had no choice, but the other parts like, cause future me and Lola are going to like, look at this and be so happy. We had those photos together, you know, cause future me is probably going to need a ride and I guarantee you Lola will have a fucking car. So yeah, pretty much. So Lola tries to give Sammy a high five and Sam's like, Oh,

So then they do another group shot and Eloise is, Eloise has wearing this cute little like cap and a blazer. And then Denise is like, I can't believe it's been 10 years since the last photo. You know, it's bittersweet. I'm so proud to see my girls grow up. And you know what else I like to see grow up? Aaron's dick. It is both a, it is a shower and a shower. Okay. That's what I've got to say. Well, anyway, it's been nice. I'm on the families together. We're taking photos.

Yeah, I've succeeded. I've succeeded in bringing the family together. I got a family picture. And I just try and bring normalcy to our craziness. You know what I mean? So, hey, kids, you want to go to get we're going to get the catapult job. Anyone want to come?

So, you know, it's funny. 10 years ago, I was, I know you guys probably thought this episode was over, but I'm gonna keep on talking. So 10 years ago, I was definitely in the midst of probably, you know, some shitty phone call from my dad or some shit or a call from my publicist. Oh, my story's going on. I'm like, great, great. I'll do a show. But like, you know, this time I'm worried about my kids showing up to the damn photo shoot. I'm glad it's my worry and not the same worry I had for 10 years ago, you know?

So girls, I'm so glad you're proud. You sucked it up. You did these pictures. You're professionals, mostly. I mean, one of you arrived 90 minutes late, but still you're here. I'm sorry. You know, I want to do this again 10 years from now. You know, we could have three generations. Maybe you'll have babies.

You know, Lola's like, yeah, like, I wonder if our kids are going to get along. Like, I wonder if our kids are going to, like, have blue tank tops and then, like, loan them to each other and then give them back when they're done with them. You know, that would be nice. Yeah, let's hope so. And Sammy's like, definitely not. My children's tank tops are going to stay with them. Ew, gross. Disgusting.

Come on. You need to get along. All right, let's do a group hug. Come on. Don't touch my boobies. Don't worry. Come on. Come on. Two days after the photo shoot, the unthinkable happened. Aaron found a parking space in West. He's like, yeah, I fucking nailed it. Fucking finally. So today, as a couple of hours ago, Lola has apologized for everything. And I think we can finally move in the right direction of moving on to good terms between us. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I've been wanting them to be friends and now they get along. They couldn't get along for shit before. I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but we're doing the same diary room session we've been doing. No one's even changed their clothes, but...

There you go. Let's just roll with it. Let's just roll with it. We're out of money. So we may not seem like it, but this is one big happy family. That's why I told Johnny Depp when he was on that carpet for Bond. And I was like, Pierce, take those glasses off in that goatee. I know it's you. And, you know, it was awkward, but I said, family's everything, right?

And Lola's like, yeah, I didn't even realize how much I miss talking to my sister. But now I call her like 20 times a day. Yeah. Like, it's funny because I don't even remember unblocking her. So. All right. All right. Let's just end it on a good note, everyone. Come on. End it on a good note. God, mom, why do you have to deal with my ear? You're bursting my eardrum. Sorry.

Not like you're using them anyway, for fuck's sake. And that's the end. Denise Richards and her wild... Shirley will be here for another 20 seasons. Am I right, guys? That's how it all ends. Yeah, that's it. That's the end of the story, everyone. So that was it. That was a fun little sort of frothy season. Silly.

And you know, should they do have a fun stupid show? I liked it clan over there. So anyway, thanks everyone for being here for the season. I don't know if we'll have another season or not, but it was a fun, fun division for a few weeks. All right, everybody. Thanks for being here. We will talk to you next time. Recaps for the rest of the week are a little wonky because we will be doing so many live shows. So, uh,

Um, Beverly Hills, we are going to recap, but that won't be up until Friday. And then, you know, as we got summer house, we'll be up Monday. So it's a little late this weekend. Sorry for the pain in the butt, but we do have.

a zillion episodes to go listen to, including White Lotus over on Patreon. So go check that out. Also, you can get our videos over on Patreon under Crap-Ins on Demand. If you don't want to pay for videos, you can get them a week later over on our YouTube, Watch What Crap-Ins. We will talk to you all next time and see you this weekend, Boston, Detroit, and Chicago. Bye. Bye.

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