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So Charlie is saying, Charlie, not SARS guard is saying like, yeah, you know, I'm not looking for love, but I do miss not being single. Cause like, if you're in a relationship, you miss being single. But if you're in a, if you're single, you miss a relationship, you know? So like if I impregnated some chick tomorrow and that was the love of my life, I'd be cool. Cause life is short, like, especially in crypto. Yeah.

So Brooks is like, the thing about Charlie that's so confusing is he talks a big game, but he actually doesn't sleep with that many people to like my knowledge. And I really don't want them to sleep together. That would be like disgusting and horrible.

So Chloe's on the date now and she's like, Starbucks is now telling me you skate by it a lot. And it's like, yeah, I was like big into a skateboarding accident last year. And like this dude was like, holy shit, were you bit by a shark? You look so bloody. And I was like, God, I wish I got bit by a shark. That would have been badass. That would have been so fucking crypto.

We see footage from his bike accident. You know, it's when people talk about that, they have a life changing bike accident. It's usually like something that was like near death or they broke bones and everything. And it's just like him just bloodied. Like he fell off his bike. He just was like scuffed up. And he's like, it was crazy. This bike accident. Chloe's like, yeah. And then he's like, um, he's like, yeah, I wish I was, by the way, I went out. I was like talking to a girl recently. And she was like, yo, if

if a guy got bit by a shark, that would be an ick to me. Because it's like, he should be able to fend off the shark. And I was like, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. And Chloe's like, you know what's ick to me? Like, when guys go through security at an airport and take your shoes off, and then they walk through the machine barefoot.

Then she also has another X. She goes, you know, it's an ick for me when a guy is like struggling to open an umbrella. It's like, and it's like flopping back and forth. That's such an ick.

Like, if you can't open your umbrella the first time, then, like, why are you even talking to me? But then he's like, so wait, if it's the airport, is it the taking off the shoes thing or is it the barefoot thing? And she goes, both. Like, ick. Okay, so what, do you want the guy to be put in terrorism jail? Like, they're going to throw your boyfriend into Guantanamo Bay for refusing to take off his shoes, Chloe.

Chloe's also revealing that she doesn't have like TSA pre-check, by the way. Just like, ew, I hate that. That's actually, I think her real ick. She's like, if he doesn't have like global entry, I'm like gross. Might as well just like try to open up an umbrella awkwardly.

So Chloe orders a drink that's served in a little bathtub, which is hilarious. I'm sure her mom's like, "Hey, girl, Chloe. Marla approves." And Charlie's like, "Am I aching myself out if I drink this? I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Am I giving you the ick right now?" She's like,

you're not. He's like, so he's like, yeah. So am I like your second ever first date? And she's like, no, because I was picturing like a boyfriend and then me. And she's like, don't flatter yourself. Flatter myself. Yeah. So Chloe is like,

Charlie's she's like Charlie's great like Brooks and I are friends so like why would he not want I'm sorry Charlie says that Chloe's great and that Brooks he's like since Brooke and I are friends like why would he not want me to wake up with his sister yeah so she's like what's your like vibe for the summer like dating seeing people any umbrella action coming up and he's like well I'm like open to seeing and she goes yeah that's a good answer

It's like not even an answer. It's like, I'm just opening to see what happens. Oh my God. That was so insightful. Yes. So now we go apartment hunting with Ariana and Hudson and Gavin, the real estate agent. He's like, welcome to alphabet city. Okay. Based on Avenue A, Avenue B and Avenue C. Okay. Oh my God. Is this where the soup is made? No, this is not where alphabet soup is made. Oh, that's too bad.

So they're like, this is so hard shopping in New York. It's like so expensive. So they go. So then we go to Riley and Riley's like, my mom is Candy Burrows. People might remember me when I was a little girl, but I just I just got out of NYU with a major in music business. So I'm going to work for the universe. I want to work for the industry, but I only have one year until I'm cut off. It's like that is not fair that Todd is still not cut off and you are going to be cut off.

Yeah, exactly. Totally. Is Kayla cut off? Kayla's cut off, right? She was cut off. Yeah, I think they cut off Kayla a while ago. Oh, I wonder if Raleigh's going to be able to meet someone who works in the music industry. So Brooks is sitting next to Riley and he goes, the pressure is on. And they're like, oh my god. She's like, me saying that in the most monotone voice? That was iconic of me. The pressure is on. Yeah.

She's like, literally, I was thinking that. You said that. The pressure's on. It's definitely on. That was so funny, Brooks. So Brooks talks to Chloe. She had a fun date. She's like, it was fun. It wasn't that deep. But now Brooks is getting himself worked up into a tizzy because he's a Housewives fan. And he knows that that's what he's supposed to do. So he's starting to get himself...

revved up he's like i personally find it offensive that he texted me something like come meet us out later tonight if we're not already back at my place like so gross and i responded like this ew chloe goes i'm gonna vomit like he's texting me like i'm one of his boys

In what hemisphere? In what umbrella opening hemisphere does he think that I would go home with him on the first day? Like, gross. Now I have to see him at Amira's show and it's going to be like so awkward because he texted me about my sister. That's like so gross. And I had to pretend like I didn't have the ick when he said that like people who get shark bites couldn't help it. I was like, gross. Gross.

So he meets up with Riley to go see this fashion show. And he's like, hey, so is there a dress code for this? She's like, yeah, I thought it was like the theme of the show. And he goes, oh, let's look at the invitation. Liminal beings. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that means either. It's a great question. I don't know what that is. What the fuck is that? Liminal beings. Oh, my God. I love these. Liminal. Occupying a position at or on both sides of a boundary or threshold relating to a transitional or initial stage of a process. So I guess they're taking that to mean dead or like you just died because this was like a horror show, right?

- Sort of, yeah. I mean like subliminal, I think liminal, I always thought it was like a stick, like something to do with like where your mind is at or something. I don't know. So Charlie's, so they go in- - I just read you from the decks, so don't argue. If you wanna argue with someone, call Miriam or Webster. - Well, when you said it was a thing about death, that's what I was trying to say. Like in my mind, I always thought it was that pertinent. - Oh, okay. That was me. You were arguing with the right person. - I have like the ick right now. - You called the right department.

Did you take more than one second to open up your umbrella? Because if you did, I have the ick. Your aura is icking me. I have so much ick right now about your umbrella and sharks. So Charlie's playing basketball with his friends Dylan and Shy.

They're smoking a joint 'cause they're cool. - They're very like One Tree Hill, these guys. They're like, "Yeah, I was smoking joints. "Yeah, smoking weed, you want another joint?" That one is so hot. And then everywhere he shows up, he's like, "Anybody wanna hit my joint?" Like, "Wow, you're so cool." - He just learned how to smoke weed. He is hot. And so what's so funny, one thing that we talked about on the trailer for this show

is that we see all these characters. And then when you look at the, the, the, the key art for the show, there's this one person who's on the poster, who's front and center. That's not in the trailer and is like not on this episode, but actually that person is shy who is in the scene, but they don't even highlight shy in the scene. They just highlight the other guy. Who's not even on the poster, the hot guy with the joint, who I think is Dylan. And,

It's just weird. It's just funny to me that there's this person named Shy who is all over the poster and yet people like he's like not they don't seem to pay attention to him on the show. It's just well, maybe we'll get to him. We'll get to him later. You never know. They'll just bring in shy. They'll bring a backup.

so they're like having a set a joint a j sesh while they play some ball and then uh riley and brooks are shopping and so they're talking about who they're hanging out with and he likes ariana he's like she just moved here do you know her she's like i haven't spoken with her since i was like 10. so and then we see this flashback of like baby riley and baby ariana and riley's like do you have

a boyfriend and ariana's like yes how did you know and riley goes if i had a boyfriend my mom would whip me as hard as she could so riley's like yeah once our parents fell out it's like who's gonna bring their child to hang out with someone's child who they don't really mess with

So what happened between your moms? And then we see the clip of, wait a minute, how much total was made off of Tardy for the party? And Candy's like, 80 to 100,000 at least. And all I've ever gotten was three or four thousand dollars. And you think you should make 80? Yeah, and Kim's like, I think so. Do you have any money, by the way? So then Riley's like, no problem.

So back at the present, Riley says, we're probably so different from how we were when we were younger. Yeah, because you guys were five years old. I think you might be a little different. Yeah. So then we go back to Charlie and the boys. It's like, yeah, I did it, Chloe. She's really fucking hot. I could see it happening. Like we drank, you know, we talked, like we barely even ordered appetizers. Like I would be like, you know, like bathtub and she'd be like umbrella. And I'd be like, what?

wall pain she'd be like oh my god it was crazy you guys they're like yeah you guys are gonna make it you guys are like long term yeah man you're doing great and shy's like that's wonderful quiet shy you're not on the show yet your name is shy you're not supposed to speak

This is Dylan's moment to make it big on Bravo. So let's see the floor, shy. So back to Brooke starting to spin out. He's like, what's your opinion on friends dating friends' siblings? I don't like it. And he tells her the whole story. And she's like, what? I would be really upset. That's like out of pocket to text somebody that. Yeah. And Brooke's like, I feel like you're really good at articulating what I think, but I can't say it.

He's like, yeah, I don't like people texting me like that. So then the other guy's like, you guys are going to get married. And he's like, I don't like it. Sending me disrespectful texts about my sister is crossing a line and I'm not okay with it. Okay, Brooks. Okay, y'all get it out. So now we go back to Ariana and Hudson apartment hunting and she's bouncing on a grate on the sidewalk, which is just so Zolciak. It's like,

it's like it's like uh like the two metal doors that are like bound by like some dead bolts so she's bouncing on it up and down she's like it's like a trampoline and hudson's like um yeah but you don't know if you're gonna fall through or not yeah whatever i love the trampolines in new york it's like new york i'm safe everyone knows new york city i'm

A place for safety. Okay, I have wanted a clothing line forever, and Atlanta doesn't offer so much. Like, no trampolines in the middle of the ground there. So when it comes to my career path, New York is really the place to be. So they go look at a little tiny place, and it's a New York apartment, but it's been done like farmhouse modern, which I don't like that. Like, you're in New York. Please don't fall into the Joanna Gaines of it all, you know? And also, it's too late.

she's like when it comes to apartments and like this clothing line money is like always on my mind and Hudson I differ there because like I work an online job so I can have a paycheck and he doesn't have to worry about it um and then they see a dead pigeon outside their window and they're like oh my God it's a dead pigeon and says like R.I.P pigeon but then it's like the pigeon is like I was just like taking a nap and just like flies off and it's like oh my God it's alive

Yeah, so this is one of those New York scenes where people are like, oh my God, this costs $6,000. There's not even a closet. We need more. I need like five bedrooms and a closet and three toilets.

she literally says i think we need to have a two bedroom because we want our moms to be able to have somewhere to stay no that doesn't work that way in new york city anywhere else sure you want to have a spare bedroom for when your parents visit but you're in new york city you there's no such thing as a spare bedroom yeah no no no so she tells us that hudson comes from a blessed family and it's because he started zaxby's chicken restaurant it's been around for like 40 plus years yeah i haven't heard of zaxby's but i just trust that it's like a big deal somewhere

Yeah, I guess. I mean, he's loaded. He's like, why don't we double the budget, babe? Because the realtor is like, yeah, if you want all that stuff, it's going to cost you nine million dollars a month. And he's like, got it. She's like, no, because I want to contribute rent and I can't physically wrap my head around six grand a month. OK. Yeah. I'm just looking up to the XPs, of course, because I need to know about this. I don't let's try to see where the locations are.

I can't find it. All I know is there's none in Los Angeles. So whatever, dead to me. I think so. Really? Let me see. Zaxby's. Location and hours. Oh, they just give you a map, but then you have to put in your address. Wait, hold on.

Put my zippy in there. Let's see where there's, there's no results by me, but that doesn't mean anything. I mean, I think it's probably like a thing. Yeah. It looks like it's a fast food spot. So, um, uh, I guess close to raising canes. There's an article that says I'm a food reporter who went to Zaxby's for the first town. Um,

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Now it's time to go to New Jersey with Gia, a lifestyle and beauty influencer and former immigration law school lawyer to be. So we hear Gia being like, I honestly get so fucking drained constantly driving into the city. My mom is Teresa Giudice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Here she is. Okay. I met Brooks at BravoCon. BravoCon happened and Brooks and I were hanging around the city one day and we just really hung out and we had a great time together.

Yeah. So like now we're friends and like we hit it off right away. And so she's talking to, we see the flashback to the dinner and she's like, yeah, well first I'm going to go to the South of France and then I'm going to be in Mallorca and then I'm going to Ibiza. They're all like gross. The girl from New Jersey is talking to us. She just keeps listing all these places. Yeah.

So they're all planning to meet up at the runway show. Okay. So now Mira's getting glam. It's like, guys, I'm so nervous to get like glam from a makeup show. I'm basically like the last one. So like, I have to give like a mega drama. Hmm.

And then her boyfriend is like, you're nervous in the moment. You'll be good. So then everyone's cheering her on. Like, Amira, don't worry. You can do it. And Gia's like, hey, guys, just left New Jersey. Be there in like eight years. It's like so hard to get across there. It's like so hard. She's like, when you live in New Jersey, there's like one way to get in and one way to get out. Unless you're deported.

But then you have to go through the Holland tunnel and there's like water that could come in and you could like die. So like if there's traffic, that's it. You're done. Stick a fork in me. What about the path train? Why don't you just take the path train in? That's what I was thinking. I was like, it's actually easier to take public transportation in and out of Jersey. Yeah.

I feel like the path train you'd be in and out of there in 25 minutes. And she's like, so would die. She went, Oh my God, not my daughter. Not my daughter. I'm not sending it down. No pass. You saw what happened to red riding hood. So, uh,

But Gia's just driving in and which sounds awful. And then now they're at the show and everyone's showing up and Brooks has a bouquet of flowers. And he's like, oh my God, I have like a hideously hilariously small bouquet. I hope this doesn't give anyone the ick. Chloe, do you have the ick for my bouquet? She's like, yeah, I do.

So he goes with the, he's like still doing this Charlie thing. He's like, oh my God, like Charlie, I get steamrolled in our friendship. And like, it's funny, but like, don't do, don't make me stick up for myself. Like right now. Cause I'm like getting steamrolled by Charlie. And meanwhile, Charlie's like, Hey, how's it going? He's like, oh, steam.

And so Riley's just going to stay out of this because she doesn't want to deal with it. So now the show happens and Amira comes out and they are like, oh, that's Amira. It's like they're dead people. I did not know what the show was supposed to be, but they were like zombies or freshly murdered dead people with blood and gore all over them doing the runway. And they're like, wow, that was...

A little, a little, a little, a little. That was so liminal. That was so liminal. That was liminal. I am like post-liminal now because it was so amazing. Oh my God, there's Charlie and I hate confrontation. And Charlie's like, yeah, I mean, Amira did great like for a fashion show. I mean, she walked. So, I mean, I guess if you could walk, you did a good job.

So they all go, all the kids go out to like a restaurant afterwards or a bar or something. They're all sitting around. And so Georgia sits down and she meets Riley for the first time. And Georgia's like, wait, what?

Riley, are you in the city? She's like, yeah, I'm in Brooklyn. She's like, wait, where were you before? She's like, I lived on top of Cat's Deli. Oh my God. I did like a birthday party thing like two years ago. It was like the Cat's Deli Diplo party. You know, Riley was like, yeah, the thing that kept me up until like four in the morning. Stupid fucking losers downstairs. This is what we call the police. Yeah.

George is like, the parties I throw are like really, really unique. Like I worked on the Cat's Deli Diplo Party, which by the way, I could just end the show there. The Cat's Deli Diplo Party. Yeah. Cat's Deli Diplo Party.

Yeah, we turned the most iconic New York restaurant into like a rave for the night with Diplo DJing. There was like a thousand people on the street. Also, Anna Delvey's clubhouse arrest party. She like got released from prison and then she like threw like this. We threw like a hot nightclub in her house arrest apartment and it was actually like the hottest party in New York City. So I was like really proud of that.

She goes, you guys, Kath Stelly got famous because of When Harry Met Sally. You remember that, right? And they're like, no. You know, it's the famous scene where she fakes an orgasm and Riley's like, I don't even know that show.

She's like, okay, okay, random girl sitting here, have you heard of How I Met Sally? And the girl's like, no. She's like, okay, useless. You're all useless. Not getting invited to the next Cat's Deli Diplo DJ party. And then in her confessional, she's like, yeah, something's not hitting with these people. Like, it's not aligning. Like, am I an alien? I've never felt like that in New York. And is it, like, maybe because Riley and Gia are, like, from here? I mean, Gia's from Jersey, but, like, I mean, that doesn't count, so.

All I know is that when I throw a rave at Lonnie Anderson's guest bedroom, they're not going to be there. So then Ava is, she joins them and they're like, oh my God, Ava. She's like, yeah, I was in an event for my friend, my favorite shoe designer, Manola Blahnik. And everyone's like, oh my God, your shoes. Yeah, you guys, fun fact, Manola knows what Harry Met Sally is. Yeah.

um i also love the uh bookends of shoes on this show where we started off with ariana with her mangled up christian louboutins that were probably fake because her mom gave them to her i'm assuming and then we have like manolo blahnik's so then like oh my god manolo blahnik so georgia is like wow and she goes and she touches the manolo blahnik she touches the bottom of the shoe she doesn't just like graze it she actually like pets the bottom of the sole like she touches it and like she like

She sort of strokes the bottom of the shoe and everyone's grossed out. Yeah. She's like, wow.

So she is grossed out and Riley is grossed out. And Riley's like, oh my God, she just touched her eye after she touched that shoe. And she's like, yeah, you just never voluntarily touch the bottom of someone's shoe in New York. Like people piss everywhere. That's disgusting. And we see footage of Joy doing it again in like slow motion and then truly touching her eye afterwards. It's foul. Like rubbing her eye.

i think this scene was gonna get you going it was hilarious and riley was like i have no words like don't touch me and george is like you're just like touching everyone with her like her hands and everything and she's like wait charlie do you have a good time with chloe do you want to invite her to the

Orville Redenbacher pop-up, literal pop-up popcorn pop-up that I'm going to be doing at the Ed Koch grave memorial. Do you? Charlie's like, yeah, I did. She would say, I'm a perfect gentleman, I'm sure. And Riley's like, I don't think anyone's ever said that about you. And she was like, well, Brexit's too nice. Like, don't say that. It'll give him anxiety, okay?

Yeah. And so, uh, Brooks is like, like he texted me after the date and was like, come meet us out tonight. And if Chloe and I aren't already back in my place, like, it's just like not chill.

She's like, oh, my God, how didn't you freak out? He's like, I mean, is that like a joke about fucking my sister? Like, oh, my God. So Charlie hears this because he's doing it right in front of Charlie. So he's like, what are you guys talking about, Brooks? I mean, I can hear I can't hear you speaking to me. And she says, well, I think like he wouldn't be comfortable dating your sister right now with like, I guess, like with the way you act.

It's like, well, why are you telling me this? And, like, why is not Brooks not telling me this? Like, why are you the voice box, bro? Brooks is like, I just don't think it's appropriate. Like, it's appropriate setting getting into it. This is like the post Amira fashion show setting. Like, not cool, bro. Yeah, but, like, I like that she's speaking for him and, like, his mouthpiece for him. She's like, I'm not his mouthpiece. I'm just a nice friend. Also, Melissa Korg is a fucking bitch. Yeah.

I care about you and you're like a really good friend and I have like a lot of love for you. And I just like, don't want this conversation to go the wrong way. And Riley's like, well, you know how respectful Brooks is and he doesn't want to say anything that like pushes it. Yeah. So Riley's like, I used to be called Captain Sabaho, but I'm not doing that anymore. And so, um,

clearly, G is like, clearly he's not like telling you a million times on his end that he's like getting defensive. Like, that's just what's happening. I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah. Everyone's like basically rallying around Brooks right now. And Brooks is like, I texted you and I said, don't be disrespectful to my sister. Like, and you said like, meet us out unless she's home with me. Like, that's like gross. And she was like,

He's like, no, I never said that. I'll show you the chat. But then of course it's right there in the chat. He's like, okay, fine. It was like one thing I said out of everything else. He's like, sorry, it was one inappropriate joke. Sorry. Is that what you want? Sorry, ladies. And he's like, I'm not okay with him disrespecting my sister. Okay. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. He's like, I don't think I did anything wrong. I mean, I would fuck Chloe, but like, I wouldn't say it to him. It was just to piss him off, you know? So he's like,

Should I call Chloe right now? Brooks, I'm sorry. But for what? What are you sorry for? I don't know. He's like, I don't even know. You know what? I'm sorry for the joke about Chloe. There, I said it. You want to go smoke? So the boys go smoke and the girls go to the bathroom.

So now we just hear the girls in the bathroom and we hear Riley go, girl, you don't wash your hands. And George is like, um, I don't really believe in that. I'm pro germ. So Riley's like, I don't know if you're serious or not. Cause I'm dead ass.

She goes, wait, so you really don't wash your hands? She goes, no, I was like the kid in New York City eating candy off the sidewalk. I don't wash my hands when Harry licked Sally on a fucking subway train. That's not something to brag about. Raya's like, um, I think Georgia's interesting. And Raya's like,

I would hold your hand, but you didn't wash them. - Yeah, 'cause they're talking about manicures and she's like, "Yeah, I'm not taking your hand." Okay, she goes, "No, look, seriously, like no allergies. I never get the flu. Like maybe it's crazy, but I think as a kid growing up, like I had no sense of germs. Like I touch worms, like touch your mouth, touch worms, touch your eye, touch boob, like who cares?" And Riley's like, "Yeah, I guess your body's definitely had time to adjust to stuff."

Yeah, no, this girl's crazy. Like yesterday on below deck, we were talking about the guy who was scanning everything with a black light. And I was like, you know, too much is too much. Like, you know, sometimes it's okay to have a few germs. And I do think like, you don't want to be totally, you don't want to be totally insane about it. And then like, you know, it's good to have some germs, but like the, the going to the bathroom and then like not washing your hands, the touching the bottom of the shoes, that's a bit too much for me, I think.

- Yeah, and then just like making your stance that I never wash my hands, it's just my thing. Like I love germs, so get me as dirty as possible. It is crazy how polar opposite these days have been on Bravo with that. - I know, she's like, "Germs kind of grow your microbiome. This is not me making this up. I read about it in Liminal Science Magazine. It's scientifically proven. Germs are good."

But it's interesting how both of the people on those shows used it to define their personality, right? Like, the guy on Below Deck is, like, better than everybody, so everybody's filthy. And this girl's like, I am so New York. Like, I love New York germs. That's how New York I am. Like, I don't even get sick because I'm from New York. Yeah. So Riley tells Brooke, she's like, I was like, you didn't wash your hands? And she was like, oh, I don't really believe in that. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. And Ava just goes, I hope she doesn't get pink eye.

And so now Georgia's getting defensive because they're like all mean girling her. Like they're all like laughing at her and looking at her like up and down. And she's like, I mean, fuck me if I'm wrong, but I was raised not to wash your hands. Okay. Like cats himself didn't wash them. Probably. I think maybe. And Charlie's like, yeah, I give a fuck less if Georgia washes her hands. Like I don't wash my hands after I touch my dick in the bathroom. Like my dick's clean. I don't need to go scrub my shit. Like, yeah, but you're.

probably getting well first of all your dick is probably not as clean as you think it's probably got swampy in there let's be honest it probably got a little swampy so you're getting your dick swamp onto your fingers and let's let's be honest there probably was some splash back from the urinal so wash those hands

Yeah, wash them out. Give it a rinse. At least just lie. You know what I mean? Like, you don't need to make your stance like I'm not washing my hands because now it's going to be the whole season. So she's saying bye. She's like, OK, bye, everybody. I'm just going to leave. OK, bye. So she goes to hug Riley and Riley pulls away and she's like, no, I don't want you to touch me. Sorry.

And Mira's like, "That's crazy." She's like, "Bye." And you're like, "Mm-mm-mm." So Georgia is like, "Girl, I literally just met you tonight, and you're telling me what to do with my body that has nothing to do with you? Like, what happened to my body, my choice? Honestly." I was like, "Oh, God. I love this show." Elevating it. And she and Riley are just looking after her, and she is like, "That bitch will touch everything. Like, she doesn't care."

Oh, God, I love this Looney Tune making it a stance about this is what I do with my body. I'm like, yeah, but you're doing it, but you're touching my body with your body choices. So stop it. God, so silly. What a fun show.

Really fun. And I'm looking for it was obviously the show is kind of like, because it's the first show, it was sort of all over the place in a way like introducing all these people. So I'm really looking forward to once it settles into its groove and not a criticism, but I'm just looking even more forward to it going forward as it as it comes together. It was so funny. I loved it.

Yeah, good times, guys. Good times. Well, we'll be back tomorrow with a little summer housing and later this week with Dwell Hello. Don't forget to get tickets for our final live show, Seattle on the 12th for Real Housewives of Miami and L.A. on the 19th for The Valley, everybody. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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