Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Hummingbirds can weigh as little as one penny *** Wed. Sept. 13 • Ghost of racist dog discovered by
450 people die each year from falling out of bed ### Tuesday Sep.t 12 • Parents arrested for shootin
South Africa has 11 official languages! *** Monday Sept. 11th • Drone delivery of marijuana banned i
Florida sheriff urges citizens not to SHOOT at Hurricane Irma. • Braves apologize for playing "Rock
Average hurricane weighs 108 billion pounds *** Fri. Sept. 8 • Man falls off a bridge and dies after
Your fingernails grow fastest on your dominant hand *** Thur. Sept. 7 • Zombie dogs in Illinois!!!!!
A highway that plays a song when you drive on it? ** Tues. Sept. 5 • Mayor of Hell bans heterosexual
Illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays and other weird Florida laws • Burning Man Festival H
Topless women march in NYC for "Nipple Equality" • World's record for tallest sand castle broken • D
Patien plays saxophone while doctors remove brain tumor • Woman can't pee for over three years
"Muggle" used to mean "marijuana" (pre-Harry Potter era) *** Fri. Sept. 1 • Rich people are injectin
There's a nude version of the Mona Lisa in the Louvre *** Thur. Aug. 31 • Woman calls the cops over
Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Japan *** Wed. Aug. 30 • Beware of the RATpocalypse! • Guy drops Subw
Boanthropy: when a person believes they are a COW • Politician claims FAIRIES are to blame for the p
Bear hijacks a car, crashes, poops inside - ALL WITHOUT A LICENSE! • Sex robots made to look EXACTLY
Would you eat BUG burgers or BUG meatballs? • Places in the US that celebrate BIGFOOT with a museum,
"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car,
Enough Diamonds on Earth for Everyone to Have One Cup's Worth ** Wed. Aug. 23 • Cops Use Solar Eclip
Eclipse is actually Wolf Gods eating the sun and moon **** Tuesday Aug. 22 • Woman Granted Divorce O
