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John Ratzenberger: 我从一名木匠转型为演员,并在《欢乐酒店》中扮演了Cliff Clavin这一标志性角色。我的职业生涯还包括为22部皮克斯电影配音,以及创办Sizzle Pack公司,这是一家生产环保包装材料的公司。我热衷于社会公益事业,多年来一直呼吁恢复学校的工坊课程,以培养更多掌握工具使用技能的人才。我还关注美国国家公园和森林的过度砍伐问题,以及环境保护。在个人生活中,我经历过多次差点丧生的经历,包括在船上遇到暴风雨,从建筑物屋顶坠落,以及摩托车事故。这些经历让我更加珍惜生命,也让我对生活有了更深刻的理解。我与家人关系密切,喜欢与他们一起度过时光,并经常用幽默的方式与他们互动。 Ted Danson: 作为John Ratzenberger在《欢乐酒店》剧组的同事,我见证了他的才华和幽默感。他是一个充满活力和创造力的人,对社会问题有着强烈的责任感。他为恢复学校的工坊课程所做的努力令人敬佩,他的环保理念也值得我们学习。 Woody Harrelson: 我与John Ratzenberger在《欢乐酒店》剧组合作多年,我们之间建立了深厚的友谊。他是一个充满故事的人,他的生活经历丰富多彩,他的幽默感总是能带给我们欢乐。他是一个值得尊敬的人,他的正直和善良令人感动。

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How did John Ratzenberger pitch his character Cliff Clavin on Cheers?

During his audition, John Ratzenberger improvised the idea of a know-it-all bar patron after realizing the show lacked such a character. He drew inspiration from his father’s bar experiences, where there was always one person who pretended to know everything, and the idea resonated with the writers.

What was John Ratzenberger’s role at the original Woodstock festival?

John Ratzenberger was part of the crew at Woodstock, where he operated heavy equipment and helped build the stage. He was there for about a week before, during, and after the festival, but didn’t get to hear much music due to his responsibilities.

Why does John Ratzenberger advocate for shop classes in schools?

He believes the lack of shop classes is leading to a shortage of skilled workers in industries like construction, railroads, and airlines. He has even spoken in front of Congress about the issue, emphasizing the need to teach kids how to use tools and maintain essential infrastructure.

What was John Ratzenberger’s near-death experience on an oyster boat?

While working as a deckhand on an oyster boat during a winter storm, John nearly fell overboard while trying to open scuppers. His heavy oilskins and boots would have caused him to sink instantly, but a wave tipped the boat just enough for him to grab onto it and save himself.

What is the story behind John Ratzenberger’s invention, the Sizzle Pack?

The Sizzle Pack is an eco-friendly packaging material made from folded craft paper that interlock to protect fragile items during shipping. John designed the machines to produce it and started a company, which has since been sold and is now used worldwide.

What was John Ratzenberger’s career before becoming an actor?

Before acting, John Ratzenberger worked as a carpenter, even building a studio for a mime in exchange for lessons and lodging. He also worked on boats and used his carpentry skills to make a living in England before transitioning to acting.

What was John Ratzenberger’s experience with Pixar?

John Ratzenberger became a staple in Pixar films, voicing characters in 22 movies. He was considered a lucky charm for the studio, but after a change in leadership, he no longer works with Pixar. He now collaborates with John Lasseter at Skydance Animation.

What was the infamous Cheers hooky boat ride story?

During the fifth season of Cheers, the cast decided to play hooky and go on a boat trip. John Ratzenberger piloted the 42-foot trawler, but the trip turned chaotic when some cast members consumed mushrooms, leading to seasickness and a dramatic journey back to shore.

What inspired John Ratzenberger’s physical comedy style?

John Ratzenberger was heavily influenced by French comedian Jacques Tati, known for his silent, physical comedy. Tati’s body language and visual gags inspired John’s portrayal of Cliff Clavin, including the lifted pant cuffs and white socks.

What was John Ratzenberger’s childhood like in Bridgeport?

John grew up in Bridgeport, Connecticut, a factory town surrounded by shipyards. He learned carpentry skills early on, working on boats, and was influenced by the post-World War II environment where many fathers, including his own, struggled with PTSD.

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This chapter covers John Ratzenberger's incredible life journey, starting from his time at Woodstock as a crew member to his iconic role as Cliff Clavin on Cheers. It also touches upon his experiences as a carpenter, his views on the importance of shop classes, and his unique audition process for Cheers.
  • John Ratzenberger worked as a crew member at Woodstock.
  • He was a carpenter before becoming an actor.
  • He pitched his Cliff Clavin character based on a common bar archetype.
  • His Cheers audition was initially disastrous, but he salvaged it with an impromptu pitch about the character's know-it-all personality.

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Welcome back to Where Everybody Knows Your Name with me, Ted Danson, and Woody Harrelson. Sometimes. Big day today. Woody's with me for this episode, and we're talking with a treasured Cheers colleague, John Ratzenberger.

who played the mail carrier, Cliff Clavin, on all 11 seasons of Cheers. John is a bright and talented guy who's led such an interesting life beyond acting. And I'm very grateful that Woody and I got to share this time with him after so many years. So without further ado, let's welcome our longtime friend, Johnny. ♪

Okay, Emmy nominee, a voice actor in 22 Pixar movies, a storied act... Please don't interrupt. This is you. I just realized that. That's all you talk about, Woody. No, no, no. A storied acting career in TV and film spanning nearly five decades. Perhaps his most famous role was on Cheers as the garrulous... You can...

Quarrel with the word Darylis. Male carrier, Cliff Clavin. Please welcome to the show our longtime friend, Johnny. John Ratzenberger. Gentlemen.

So good to see you again, once again. Great to see you, dude. I want to come back here every day now. I get such a fuzzy feeling, warm and fuzzy seeing you. Wait till we get going. I haven't seen you. Like, I literally, you're the only person from Cheers I haven't seen since the day we wrapped. I've been trying to avoid you. Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

Ducking around corners. There he is. So I've been out and about. I just finished a 4,000 mile driving trip. I just took the spirit of the moment. So I don't spend a lot of time here. Where'd you go from where to where? Oh, from Rancho Mirage on the desert to Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Montana, Idaho, Washington State.

Oregon, and then back down here. Oh, my God. In what? A car, right? Well, it didn't walk. Yeah, no, but he wondered if you were taking a motorcycle. This is a valid question. Huh? He wondered if you were taking a motorcycle, right? Oh, no. My daughter won't let me on motorcycles anymore. You would never want motorcycles. Yeah. But what kind of vehicle was it? It was a pickup truck. Nice. It's red. By yourself? Was it just you? Yeah. Wow. Wow.

What do you do when you pull into a town? Well, I bring... One of my friends that I stopped to see, he's an ex-Vinter winery guy. He just sold his winery. But he's got a big property up in Montana. And his thing is trapping skeet. So I brought a couple of shotguns with me. And so we, you know, did some trapping skeet shooting. And then I got friends in Oregon. We went down the Rogue River. You know, one of those...

boats to rapids and all that stuff. And, you know, I never have an agenda. This one I did. The first stop was in Pueblo, Colorado. I gave a talk there. And I've been doing quite a bit of that speechifying. And what are you speechifying about? Well, actually, what I bent your ear about all those years ago, to get kids shop classes.

to get shop classes reinstated because we're literally running out of people that know how to use tools. Literally, the airlines, we're running out of pilots of all things. Railroads, you know, the railroads falling off the tracks. That's because they don't have enough people to fix what's going wrong. And are you raising the alarm or are you... I've been trying for... I've spoken in front of Congress twice already.

And brought in witnesses from construction firms who said they have to close down because they can't find the simple carpenters and bricklayers. I don't know if you remember. I was a carpenter before I got into this acting game.

Yeah, no, because, you know, they give you, even though we hung out a thousand hours, well, more, you know, you look at, there's a thing in here that you were at Woodstock as one of the crew. Yeah. Now, you must have told me that, but I forgot about this. I'd never heard that either.

Isn't that amazing? Yeah. Well, you know, I guess, I don't know. So what were you doing? I was a carpenter. I was living up in the area up in Bearsville. I was building a studio for a mime.

giving mind lessons. So I traded my carpentry skills for mind lessons and breakfast and a bed. Great businessman. And then the word went out in town that there was some kind of festival going on and they're looking for people. So I trundled on down there and stood in line and the guy says,

Can you drive a tractor? I said, yeah. I never, never in my life. So here's the keys. So I went over and started up and they went, I almost flipped it. Uh, but then, uh, so I was doing a heavy equipment operation and, uh,

Pounding nails at the stage, yeah. And did you have to leave after you built it before the festival? No, no, I was there right through the festival. Oh, my God. So I was there like a week and a half before the festival, during the festival, and about a week after the festival. Did you have any idea that, ooh, this is huge, this is big, or no? My first thought was, we're in big trouble when these idiots take over the country.

Johnny, Johnny. I'm sorry. I mean, he said, wow, these people are idiots. They're college educated, but they're idiots. The crowd. The crowd. Oh, the crowd. Yeah, all right, all right. Well, who did you think I was talking about? The musicians. All right. Okay. No, I didn't get to hear a lot of music. But I was wandering, you know, on the road kind of thing. Hey, can we back up a second? Yeah.

We've been talking about, because we've all known each other, but we knew each other while we were rehearsing and laughing. So I had no idea what Woody was like when he was the 7, 8, 9, 12, whatever year old. What was that age? What were you doing at that age? What was your life like? Were you running out the door and coming back? That was a nice sound. That was me running out the door. Johnny, come back.

Yeah. What was that like? You grew up in Bridgeport. Which is a factory town, but we grew up right on the water. But, you know, there was nothing...

uh, sumptuous about it. They would say, we grow up on the water. Yeah. But there was a shipyard right across the street and one down the end of the street, one down the end of this street. So it was mostly, uh, utilitarian water things. Right. So I was around people, you know, building boats, repairing boats, buying boats, selling boats. At what age? Zero right on. That's where you learned the carpentry skills, working on boats. Yeah.

Yeah, well, that's where I was, I guess, in thinking about it. That's probably where my interest started. But then when I got to middle school, we actually had shop classes. And Mr. Bandy said, oh, no, use a crosscut saw for that or a rip saw. And you started learning about tools. And you tried to do it right, too, because he had really bad breath. So when he was leaning over your shoulder, your eyes would water.

And so he wanted to do it right. But I always enjoyed them. When I went to England, I don't know how old I was, 20. But that's how I made a living over there as a carpenter. I go to different building sites. Was that before you got bitten by the acting bug or the comedy or whatever? How did that fit in? Because I know you traveled around. The acting bug, I had done some in college, but I never thought you could make a living at this stuff.

And in England, a buddy of mine from college, Ray Hassett, who went on later years to become a very highly decorated sheriff,

policemen in New Haven, Connecticut. But he and I toured Europe. Oh, this is the Sal's Meat Market. Sal's Meat Market. Yeah. And so we got a pretty good reputation. The Monty Python guys would come to our shows. And there were Bob Hoskins. You know, he'd always be in our audience, guys like that. But then I came over here, and Ray went another direction, but

I mean, he's a movie, that guy. Undercover stuff. Yeah, but, you know, cheers. But before that, you also did every, you played every American soldier in every war movie known to man. Well, because the dollar was very strong against the pound when I was over there, so they were making a lot of American movies. So I was the right height, weight, size guy.

look to fit into a uniform. So every movie, I did the 30-something movies over there, and everyone was a uniform. Like Ragtime, I was a fireman. Bridge Too Far, Gandhi, yada, yada, yada. It was always a uniform of some kind. Yeah.

But then the ultimate uniform, the mailman. The garrulous mailman. The garrulous. That's not fair. He was way more than garrulous. Yeah, garrulous is interesting. But I love the way your audition went. Because didn't you come in and audition for the George part, for Norm part? I don't know. Or different parts. I guess, yeah. I just, because I never auditioned.

I'd been working 10 years straight in Europe, nonstop. Not once did I ever audition. And I didn't go to acting school, so I didn't know what taught me what I was supposed to do. So I walked into the office, and there was Jimmy, Les and Glenn, a couple other people. But, you know, they're sitting there like, show me your stuff. And I remember thinking, oh, that's probably why they gave me this script. LAUGHTER

So I did a horrible job. Yeah. So I was walking out the door, literally walking out the door. And I don't know whether this is my fantasy or it happened in reality, but I could have sworn that my eight by 10 was going like this into the wastebasket. When I stopped, I said, do you have a bar? No at all. But that was the writer part of me asking. And it was Glenn who said, what are you talking about?

I said, every bar that I've ever been in, in New England anyway, has some horse's ass who pretends to know everything. But everybody defers to that person anyway. And because, you know, when I'd go find my dad and tell him the dinner was ready, you know, there's always one guy in the bar. And my father's was a guy named Sarge. Hey, Sarge, what's the length of a whale's intestine?

Baleen or blue? And even as a kid, I thought that was hysterical. So I just picked up on that kind of character. I think I used a ballpoint pen from the desk in there and explained why the big pen was originally called a bitch pen.

And why they had to take the H off, which is a true story, by the way. No. Two brothers, French brothers, the bitch brothers, B-I-C-H.

And somebody started a pen company. And somebody goes, you know, you might want to take the H off of that. Okay, now you have to raise your hand. Is this a true story? All right. Wow, that's a great story. I've always been a collector of arcane thoughts and facts. So I get a kick out of it.

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Oh, well, they were laughing. That was the only reason I did that because, again, I had a great career going in Europe and, you know, big audiences and, you know, I was the toast of the town out back there. But I didn't want to leave that office, have them think I was some kind of Momo, you know, just some guy, some actor, because I knew what I was doing. But I needed to make them laugh before I left to regain my dignity.

Because it was just in shatters all over the carpet from my audition. So that's the only reason I did it. Two days later, I get a call. Wait, but did you get to laugh? Did they laugh? Oh, yeah, yeah. So you knew you left on a high. Well, it went into a whole character. Yeah. Because it's those characters always, you know, the eyebrows go, you know. You know, you got the, there's all kinds of convoluted motion that goes with it. And there's a cop.

uh, it was a father of a buddy of mine growing up and he was like that too. And I always used to make fun of him. And, uh, so I, you know, mixed them all up and, uh, boom, boom, boom. Johnny, it was a brilliant character. It truly was. You made me laugh so hard. I can go back and reruns and you make me laugh. I just, I love those types of that, uh,

You know, it's sort of a pompous individual. Everybody knows he's full of it. But yet, okay, let's listen to him and pretend he's right. Now, another influence, because you told me this, and you actually got me to start watching his movies, Jacques Tati. Oh, Jacques Tati, yeah. Tell me first a little bit about him. Well, it's just after...

Second World War, he started making movies. But he's the reason that I had the wardrobe guy in Cheers lift up my pant, like the cuffs. You could see the white socks. It's because of Jacques Tati. Jacques Tati, and a lot of us, he didn't hardly talk, but he just walked across the room and just his body language and the way he looked, other people would stare and

And Jamie actually started like a knock, drink down on the dog. And it's just a whole big chaos. And all he had to do was walk through a room. I just thought how brilliant that is. But as a matter of fact, I was thinking about him last night. I'm in this hotel up here in Hollywood. And they got all these knobs and buttons. And I couldn't turn off the light.

I was like, what the hell? But Jacques Tati did a movie called Mon Oncle. It's all that. All these modern doodads and squiggles and spigots. But it's funny you mentioned that. I was just thinking about that last night. We haven't talked a lot about... I mean, we have talked a lot about shares, but...

These are some silly questions. Like, do you have favorite moments? Do you have favorite episodes? Do you have anything? Oh, cheers? Yeah. I can't think of a time that, a day that wasn't a favorite. It just seemed like it just got better and better. I really enjoyed the read-through of the scripts. Like, they would send us the script, what, on Friday or the weekend, so that we would have it in front of us Monday. I never opened it.

I would go in to work with you guys not having read the script. And so I could just, so every time you turned the page, it was like a little Christmas present. Yeah. Because I loved the way the writing, you never saw it coming. Yeah. Whereas most sitcoms, you can see it a mile away. You know, it's going to happen. But with Cheers, you just, you didn't see it coming. Yeah.

And so I just thought I got kicked out of that. But that was one of my favorite moments every week was that. I'm going to tell you some of my favorite moments. Squeaky shoes. Oh, I was thinking about that, too. Yeah. That was one of the, yeah. You directed that. I did, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But that was one of my favorites, too. An entire bar walking around looking at their feet with squeakers, little handheld squeakers to make the shoe look. Yeah, I had those.

Prop guy cut the squeakers out of toys so each actor had his own octave. Because I know if they did it in post-production, it'd be the same octave, the same sound. Not funny, but the actors were in charge. If you look at the right hands of all you guys, you'll see some people squeezing it. What else did you direct? Oh, a lot of half hour. Yeah, a lot of half hour. And then I made the great...

career move of moving my family up to an island in Washington state. Yeah. The agents didn't like that because I was getting a lot of offers to direct. I mean, a lot. And so I was with William Morris at the time. I said, well, I'm going to move in my family up to start a little farm up in Washington on an island. He said, what? Well, yeah, I mean, just call me. I'll come down. You know, I thought,

It was easy. You know, just call, oh, okay, yeah, I'll be there. But it doesn't work like that. You actually have to talk to people. But so that's kind of what... What did you do, though, up there? Were you farming? Were you... Well, like I said, I grew up in and around boats. So we always had boats. And my son and I, I remember the first fish he caught, we were in a...

A boat, a Cape Cod cat boat I had built. Anyway, he's reeling it in, reeling it in. He looks over and it's a shark. It's like a sand shark, not a big deal. And he was like five, six. He goes, Dad, it's a shark. And I remember that scene from Bambi.

Where Bambi's father's, get up, Bambi. When the fire's coming, you can do it, son. That's what I did with my son. I said, reel it in, Jim. You can do it. He wanted me to reel it in for him. But I remember the look of pride on his face when he reeled it in himself and held it up like that. So that's the reason I went. Because you can't do that here. Yeah, yeah.

And I've got this set of skills that don't translate to raising children here. So I had to bring him to a place that I knew, you know, like crabbing and sailing. Oh, I remember going to pick up my kids at school and Jim jumps in the car and says, where's Nina? I said, I don't know. I look and I don't know about

20 yards away, there's a huge pine tree with a lot of kids on the pine tree looking up. And I said, I think I know where she is. She was at the, it was like 80 feet in the air. Nina, just four or five years old. This is the side of the climb to pine tree. You know, but that's the reason. Yeah. To expose them to that. Just, yeah, there it is. Go do it.

Hey, now that we're talking boats a little bit and we have the major culprit sitting next to me, Woody Harrelson, come on, let's revisit the story just one more time. I don't know from Johnny's perspective, but he was bleak from our perspective. We were dying and you were irritated. So silly. No, I was a little afraid. A little afraid.

Well, let us back up just for a second. We decided, all the boys at Cheers decided to play hooky. First bad thing we'd ever done, you know? Yeah. And it was like, I think our fifth year or something like that. And we weren't heavy in the script. It was Shelly and Rhea. And we called Rhea that night and said...

Heads up, we're going to play hooky. And we all decided to meet down. This is Long Beach, where the boat was. Yeah. And it was a Boston Whaler that you had or something? No, no. Boston Whaler is a little, this is a Grand Banks. Wow. It's a 42-foot trawler. Yeah.

It was very impressive. So we go there. I think Woody and I are stoned already on marijuana. And we stopped by to pick up Kelsey, who had been up all night. And then we all piled to the dock. We got to a telephone booth and we called Jimmy Burroughs, the director, and said, Jimmy, I'm not feeling good. I'm not coming in. Hold on one second. Then you pass it to the next guy in line. Yeah.

He was not amused. And then we got on the boat. By now, having no breakfast, I'm hungry. And Woody says, have you ever had mushrooms? Would you like some mushrooms? And I thought, yeah. I mean, we're going to be on a boat? We're not answerable to anybody? Yes. And in my kind of hunger, I remember it was two or three handfuls that tasted pretty good.

Hard cut to, I don't know, a half hour later. And we were at the tail end of weather that had come up from Mexico, right? That was on the way back. Oh, but it was, well, it wasn't bumpy. I thought it was bumpy. Not bumpy.

It seemed like it was. Okay, my mushrooms were bumpy. Let me put it that way. Something was bumpy. Yeah. Yeah, they're called waves. The ocean has them a lot. Yeah, so you should have told me that before I got on. Anyway, I look at Woody, and Woody stretches out, and I think, oh, my God. He's so used to this. He stretches out in a bunk, and I am dying. I have trouble breathing, and I am just dying. So I go up.

to where you and George went, were sitting, you were piloting. And you both looked at me and went, oh, fuck. You know, what did you do? I had some mushrooms. And I sat next to George and every 30 seconds, he would go, pat me, go breathe. And I go...

Because I would forget. You'd just be holding your breath. I remember that. You were like holding your breath for a long period. And I thought you were fine, but you finally came up because you were afraid you were contemplating jumping off the back of the boat. Anyway, woof, never had a mushroom again. Worst experience. And Kelsey was down below. He was ragged. Yeah, he was sound asleep. He was sound asleep. Catching some Zs.

So you two, George, Kelsey, and me. Yeah. Going to Catalina. Yeah. I enjoyed the ride back. The ride back was fun. Not for you because you were fighting some weather. Yeah, coming back, I remember we were on Catalina and I had my radio, carried my radio. I knew there was weather coming. I just wanted to keep an eye on it. And when they said, yeah, it's turning and it's going to be coming right down the channel, I said,

I said to you guys, I remember we were at a Mexican restaurant. I don't know if you remember. Yeah, yeah. I said, look, we got to stay the night just to be safe. Now, you're going to make this next part up, I can tell. But go on. You're laying this on me. No, I wasn't going to do that. Oh, thank you. And one of the members said, oh, no, I got to get back because I got to go to a wedding.

And my wife's going to get by. And there was a whole litany of, I said, all right, we got to leave right this second. So we scurried down to the tender that took us out to the boat, started the engines, and got underway. And it was horrible because the weather was coming broadside to the boat. And as a captain, what you do is you go this way, the way the waves are going.

So I said, well, we can put into, you know, go up to Ventura or Oxnard or just because that's where the wind's blowing us. And it's that safer because then you just go like that. That's fine because that boat would take it. It's built for heavy weather.

And no, couldn't because the cars were there in Long Beach. But so the boats, I remember the props cavitating. It was because there's two engines, two props. And the boats, and you can hear the props spinning out of the water. And I remember thinking,

tomorrow's papers are going to say cliff kills cast of cheers that we're going under and uh we obviously made it back but that was good good navigating well you asked me to sit up in the prowl well yeah towards the end there towards the end when we were coming in on just to keep an eye out for buoys and things for uh to make sure we were in the right spot and uh

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and one of the members of the crew had opened the refrigerator but forgot to latch it.

Woody, was that you? Was it Woody? I forget who it was. But when the boat pitched. Everything. Everything. All the bottles broke, beer bottles. So there's now got glass and broken glass and beer like this. And so I'm stuck at the wheel.

So if anything happens, I can't even walk. It's all broken glass snatching behind me. We're a mess. It was something. It was different. I think it was the last time you invited us on any of your boats. Oh, absolutely. Meta's open source AI, available to all, not just the few. Here's Brandon Mitchell, CEO of RightSea. We use Lama, Meta's free open source AI model, to build an AI tool that helps people get their dream job. Learn more at ai.meta.com.

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It's like farming oysters. You got the small oysters and you dredge them up and you put them somewhere else. But it was in the winter and there was a storm and I had to go out on the outside of the boat to open up what's called the scuppers that, you know, that you, and you rinse the oysters out. Anyway, my hand missed the thing and I was gone. I had my full oilers on the

rain gear and boots. So I was like this and my entire life flashed in front of me. I had never... You were about to fall off the side. Knowing that because it was winter, it was a storm, it was just me and the skipper on the boat and he couldn't hear me because of the engine. So I could yell and scream all I wanted, but there's no way it'd take like a half hour until he says, where the hell is that guy? You know, then he wouldn't be able to find me, but

But I was going. I was dead. Because I knew as soon as I hit the water, I knew enough that, because with what I had on, I'd sink like a stone. Cold water and all that. But God, in his wisdom, sent a wave on the other side of the boat that tipped the boat more my way, and I was able to grab the boat. But it's like God's hand tipped the boat just enough for me to grab on. Wow. And then I went down below just to sit on a bunk and I was like,

And the skipper came, this old grumpy guy. He said, what the hell are you doing? Oh, my God. Because apparently I was white as that sheet of paper. Yeah. So he poured me a shot of whiskey and I knocked it back. But that, yeah, I was almost gone then. That happened a few times, different scenarios. Roof of a building and...

stuff like that. Motorcycles. Motorcycle crash, yeah. Tell us about the motorcycle crash. Well, I drove a Harley here in Los Angeles, and I wasn't really a biker, just something to do. And I was asked by a fellow who became a good friend of mine, Butch Starnes down in Florida. He was a

president of the Vietnam veterans on Harleys, basically. They were having a big fundraiser to raise money for diabetes research. And as you may or may not know, I was a big part of that nationwide. And so he picked me up at the airport and he says, you want to go out for a drink or something? I said, yeah, sure.

I didn't know it, but he had owned like six strip clubs in his former life. So we had to go to each one. Anyway, it wasn't until... The fourth or fifth one that you caught on? No, it wasn't until, you know, when the sun was coming up, I was just getting to bed. And then he wakes me up a couple hours later. He says, okay, we're going to go pick up your bike. Because they had rented one identical to the one I drove here for me to lead off the...

I said, yeah, okay, sure. You know, I didn't want to say, I want to sleep. Okay, yeah. And got on the bike, and my head is still spinning. I shouldn't have been on a bike at all. But we get on the highway, and he takes off. He had to be going 125, him and some other guy. And I'll catch up to him. I came around and hit the gravel.

I remember thinking of my kids. My last thought was just a picture of both of my kids. I'll never see them again. Anyway, so now I'm laying down and I got to make it to the side because there's traffic coming behind me and I make it to the little grass area. And a woman, I think someone told me later that she was a nurse. She'd come over and she looked down at me and

See if she could help. And she came this far from my face and went, ah, ah. Oh, wow. Encouraging. That's not what you want. And I remember saying to her, thanks for stopping by, ma'am. I'll take it from here. So anyway, my friend Bush, he had seen my bike up in the air in his rearview mirror. And so he circled back around and the ambulance showed up and he said to me,

And they're foot meeting on the stretcher. And one of them looks down and says to the other guy, you know who this is? And now they're talking about favorite Cheers episodes. I'm this close to bleeding to death, right? So Butch, God bless him, said, you know, put him in the ambulance. Get him out of here. And then Butch said, where are you taking him? They said, we're taking him to county.

Now, county is where, you know, they use old rusty can openers. And you don't want to go to county anywhere in the world. And he says, no, take him to Orlando Regional. And the guy said, don't tell me what to do. We're taking him to county. It's closer. And I wasn't in any shape to argue. So they shut the doors and we're going down a highway. And the radio crackles. It's the chief of the fire department saying, where are you taking him? They said, county.

And then the chief says, did Mr. Starnes tell you to take him to the regional? Oh, wow. He says, yes, sir, he did. He says, well, you do whatever Mr. Starnes tells you. So we go across the verge again. And I was so lucky, again, the hand of God was there with me, that there was a symposium or a convention of the top ankle surgeons in the state or the country. And

So I had top people working on my foot was if I hadn't been wearing boots laced up, I would have lost my foot. So they patched it all together. And, you know, went down to the hardware store, got some metal and bolts and stuff. And so, yeah, I was in the hospital for a while.

Let me back up again. I'm jumping around. Who do you think had the most impact on you from growing up, your father, your parents, whoever, to make you be this John Ratzenberger, if you could? Oh, I've never been asked that before. That's a big question. You know, in the way that I like, you learn, you know, it's not the falling down. It's how you get back up and...

And I think in my time in Europe, because there was no, except for my buddy Ray and his girlfriend at the time, there was no backup. There was no, you're on your own. There's no going home and getting your laundry done. You're completely on your own. And that goes a long way in Europe.

Forming somebody. Oh, Ray from the Sal's Meat Market? Yeah. Yeah. Because he had already been over there working as a social worker. But also growing up, again, it's after World War II. And a lot of these guys, my father included, came back with PTSD. But nobody knew because they didn't call it PTSD. They called it shell shock. And you were supposed to just get over it.

I just shake it off. Right. Well, I remember stepping over friends' fathers. In the bars? On the way to school in the morning. You know, I remember one was sprayed across the curb just as you got to the crosswalk and kids are stepping over, you know, to go to school. But most of the fathers in the neighborhood were, yeah, I mean, that's, the bar was their clubhouse and

So you had to, you know, that forms your personality, you know, dealing with that. And it was the kind of time you kind of had to have eyes in the back of your head, you know. And, you know, the nuns, I remember seeing a nun knock a kid out. But it's just, she came up from her toes in an uppercut, and this kid went over a desk. But he deserved it.

He really did deserve it. That's all the whole thing. So as you grow up, I go, yeah, well, okay. So he got knocked out. That's no big deal. But I don't know how to answer that. Was your mother a big ingredient in all of that in your life? Well, yeah, she was a cuddly one. But what she would do, she'd buy old radios or appliances at

What did they call them back then? White elephant sails or something? Cut off the electrical cord given to me. And I'm four years old, five years old. It's called a screwdriver's part. She says, dude, take it apart. This is your mom. That's incredible. And that was just, so to me, that was a toy that I graduated to Erector Sets. And I was always fascinated with that. But again, it was a background and stuff that I probably should have been an engineer.

Because I could do all that stuff. But I didn't know what an engineer was. I thought I was the guy who drove a train. But there's nobody in the whole school system said, you know what? You should be an engineer. I wouldn't have known what the hell they were talking about. My guidance counselor in high school, though, I'll never forget that. I walk in her office and she said, what do you want? Guidance counselor. I guess I must have been a senior, junior.

I said, well, I just wondered, you know, after high school, what I should be doing. And there was pamphlets. It was Tufts University and, you know, Princeton. I said, I'm not sure whether I should be going to Tufts or be a doctor at Princeton. And I'm just busting her chops because I know I'm going to Tufts. So she went and said, get out of my office. Now she's screaming. And she's standing up and she had veins everywhere.

Vice principal goes running in. What's the matter? Anyway, that's what it was. But there was a new university opening up nearby and they needed butts for seats. So I applied there and got in. I think as long as your socks matched, you know, I mean, it's a big deal university now. They actually did it right. It's a very well-known place. But my son,

I forget what year it was. Maybe my junior year. One of my professors had to go do something family-related out of state. He said, John, will you take over my class for a couple of weeks? Because, I mean, after all was said and done, once I dusted everything off, I had a brain. So he said, will you take over my class for a couple of weeks? I said, sure.

So I remember going out and getting a three-piece suit and a briefcase. And now I was going to be a college professor. Oh, this is after I graduated. That's right. So I think the suitcase had a bologna sandwich in it. That was like. And so I walk in the amphitheater. I stood at the podium and I looked down and there's my high school guidance counselor. Oh, wow. Who told me.

Ratzenberger, get a job in some factory, find somebody to marry you if you can, and try to stay out of jail. That was my guidance. That's my guidance. Those are three good guideposts. That was my high school. Okay. It wasn't like, you know, you're going to be great out there. Yeah. But there she is now. And I'm her teacher in college.

So I say, hey, Mrs. Sosa, how you doing? And she looked up, her eyes got wide. I think she started to sweat and maybe cry, but she never saw her again. She didn't come back to another class. So when did you find out, like along the way, like high school or whatever, when did you find out you were funny? Like, were you ever like the class clown or? Yeah, but I was surrounded by guys like that. Bobby Garamella,

Gil Zawadsky. I mean, even in high school, before the teacher came in, make up stuff, I said to one of the guys, go downstairs, third floor, go down to the parking lot, get on top of the car and splay yourself like you jumped out of the window out of the car. So he did. Teacher comes in.

And there's a bunch of us that do it. Oh, my God. He jumped. Oh, my God. And she looked down and she screamed. She runs down out. You've got the principal. And so, hey, come on. So he jumped off and came back up another stairway. And yeah, just stuff like that. It just seemed harmless. Hey, might as well. Something to do. Sort of, you know.

Just stuff. I love you are a bundle like we all are. But one thing that I love is I always because sometimes we're so different in many ways. I did not. I had an easier upbringing, you know, I think in some way. Your father's an archaeologist, right? Right. Yeah. And all of that stuff. But

What I'm driving as whenever I, whenever I see you and I haven't seen you for a while, there's that. I mean, I grab you, I hug you and we both laugh and giggle over just all the fun we had on chairs and all the memories. You've got that soft giggler inside of you. Uh, Oh yeah. Yeah. I love, I mean, you're, you're a cream puff. I, I will even the reason kids, I would look for ways to embarrass them.

In public. Just to make them laugh. No. Just to make yourself laugh. Well, no, just to, well, this, you know, they deserve this. I'm picking up my daughter from high school. And the door to the high school is like that wall. Everyone's coming out of there. So I pull the car up right here. I'm no more than 25 feet. I get out of the car, stand there. Everyone's coming out. Here's my daughter with her friends.

Right there. I go, honey, I'm right here. There's no other parent anywhere. And there's no way she can miss me. Honey, can you see? I'm here. I'm here by the car. You see the car? Come on. And she'd go like this. Oh, no. That's my father. But her friends would go, they'd be hysterical, laughing. But I really enjoyed that.

I noticed with my grandkids, all my silly jokes that work great when they're five, six. Man, I can't get the 11-year-old to laugh at any of my stupid jokes anymore. Male or female? Female. I'll find another way. Don't worry. Embarrassing them at school helps. I'll try that. Try it. I embarrass my daughter all the time. She's sitting right over there. She's 17. Yeah.

Hi. Yeah. I'm one of your dad's old buddies from the old days when we were in the Army. But she really, she has done some serious eye rolling for me like many a times. I've given her eyes immense amount of exercise. I don't know. I embarrass her, but not intentionally. Oh, I always do it intentionally. I think they need it. Mary follows behind me in life going, he was kidding.

That was a joke. He was kidding. What he meant was, you know, because you do love to kind of push the envelope and say the most slightly inappropriate thing you can find. Well, yeah, that's true. That's a good point. I remember picking my daughter up. So she was in a high-end middle school where the kids are picked up either by the chauffeurs picking them up or a maid or, you know, limousine. I mean, it was high-end stuff.

Well, I was putting in a basketball court at our house, and I decided to take the truck that I had, what do you call it, Bobcat? Yeah. A little small bulldozer. So it's a big diesel flatbed. So I picked her up in that from school. She still remembers. Oh, that's great. Mercedes, Porsche, blah, blah, blah.

diesel truck and she just looked at him oh dad but she jumped up you know rode home in it i think at the end of the day they were kind of they liked it yeah and let me switch gears one second because i want to talk about pixar you've just had an astounding kind of run with pixar how do you i mean how do you feel about all that well it's just uh i you know showed up uh

And did it and became good friends with them. So they asked me to do every one. You're like their good luck. You're talisman for them. Not anymore. I don't work with Pixar anymore. Oh, really? I think because... Once you made them big, they just... Yeah. Who needs a lucky charm? No, I think, well, because there was a change of hierarchy. And I guess the new guys...

Didn't want the lucky charm. But I still work with John Lasseter over at Skydance. Yeah. That's the company that makes Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, and all that stuff. So they have an animation wing, and John's running that wing. So I work with them there. Just doing voices. I cannot get arrested in any kind of voiceover work. I'll come in and audition. They go, that's great, man. You should be doing this a lot. Then I never hear from them.

I kind of love it because it feels like I'm starting over in one area, but I cannot get arrested. See, I find that strange. Thank you. He's got a great voice, doesn't he? Great voice. Yeah, well, both of you. I'll put a word in. Please. Would you talk to John? Now, what about the—I remember when you were first doing the sizzle pack.

Oh, my. Yeah. Let's talk about that. That's great. That thing, that, that, and then I saw it everywhere. I still see it everywhere. Oh, it's all over the world. Yeah. Sizzle pack. Describe it. It's instead of styrofoam and all that horrible stuff that doesn't go away. Little pieces of paper, like little, well, you can describe it better. No, it's the same paper that paper bags made from craft paper. You take a strip of it and then fold it back on itself. You cordonize it and

the memory wants to get back to its original shape. You put a lot of them together, they interlock. So it's perfect medium for shipping fragile items. And I started that company up in Seattle and then

But that included like a factory making all this. So it was a walk-through. Made the machines even. You helped design the machines? Oh, yeah. Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Mom. Oh, really? But it was just, you know, then I sold the company and they sold the company and they sold. So it's somebody is, I don't know who's in charge now, but it's worldwide now. Yeah. Yeah, it was brilliant. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't get paid a cent anymore. So whatever work you guys can throw my way, I appreciate it. Shit, we're counting on the crinkle paper. Now, you know, the other thing you taught me that I'll never forget was one day you came in and you were saying that you'd been up north or something and...

or in Montana or somewhere, and you said, you know, that those national parks have like a scenic strip that's maybe 100 yards, and the rest is just freaking clear-cut. And that they were clear-cut in our national forests. Remember? Oregon, yeah. Oregon.

And I was like, well, nobody wanted to believe that. None of us wanted to believe that. But then I went up there and I was like, oh, my freaking God. Is that when you sat in a tree for a week or something? Didn't you do that once? He climbed the Golden Gate Bridge. Yeah, well, that was for the Redwoods. But yeah.

But I'd never, I'd never, I mean, you can't even imagine that the United States government is selling for like, I don't know, $8 a tree. These giant, beautiful, amazing fucking trees to the big companies. And, you know, you can go into the guy's office and I went into the office of one guy who was the...

head of the interior anyway there's like a message from reagan saying congratulations on cutting so many bored feet out of the forest you know and i'm like you know it just everything and it didn't create that many jobs correct me if i'm wrong but i think a lot of that wood then got shipped to be milled overseas right right it's you the law was you can't uh

a whole tree. It has to be milled. So what they would do to get around that law, they'd just cut this wide of a patch down the side of the tree. So now legally, you can ship it. And they would ship it to Japanese milling ships just off the coast here. After the 12 mile, they would turn it into wooden boards and sell it back to us. Yeah. So we were creating no jobs except for the... No.

And one other thing I wanted to mention, you said that you got the place out near Palm Springs, Mirage? Rancho Mirage. Rancho Mirage. And why did you say you wanted to get that place?

Yeah, so when they come to visit, he's not answering. I was like, what's that smell? Oh, that's Johnny. Yeah, so somebody find the body. Otherwise, I'll be there for months. I love that morbid humor. Just stinking up the place. Yeah, no, it's important because I was just with my daughter and two granddaughters this weekend.

They came out to the hotel I was staying at out in Westlake. And it's just, you know, just watching them and listening to them. And them at night going out on the balcony pretending they were dogs, you know, barking at the people in the swimming pool. That's great. It's what they should do. Yeah. And, oh, also, my daughter, she was saying how much she enjoyed your Christmas cards.

Remember this? We sent out the cards. He and Mary and the family dressed as a dance troupe. We didn't actually dance. We did dance poses. That's what we were famous for. And then the next year you sent out the

CD of the backstory. This is my wife, Mary. We actually had full-on wardrobe department and catering for that particular shoot. Well, yeah. Needless to say, thank you. You got a big kick out of that. I am so appreciative of that compliment. Please tell her thank you. Now, tell the truth on this one. Do you ever watch Cheers episodes? Not when we were making them. No, now.

If I can find them, why do they do that? Why do they have our show on at 4 in the morning? And you got King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond, you know, friends, bump, bump, bump, all day long, one right after the other. But for us, it's 4.30 in the morning. Is that why I ain't been seeing any residuals on this dealio? Probably. Yeah. Probably. But really, that's...

Because again, you know, I just did 4,000 miles and hotels and stuff. There's no cheers anywhere but all those other ones. So I always wondered that. I think you can still find it, but it's getting harder. But you shouldn't have to search that hard for it. I agree. Well, I was wondering why they did that if there was a reason why.

You would know. I think that's when that age group gets up to pee and they're hoping the TV will be on and they'll notice. Oh, hey. Probably. Oh, look, there I am. Johnny, much love. Yeah. Much appreciation. Thanks, brother. God bless you both. Cannot tell you how many times you've made me laugh since being on the show. I mean, just watching old episodes, you are one funny, funny man. So fucking funny, man.

That was the great John Ratzenberger. Thank you, John, so much for spending that time with me and Woody. We appreciate you so much. That's it for this episode. Thanks to our friends at Team Coco. Once again, you can subscribe to our show on your favorite podcast app, and you can give us a great rating and review on Apple Podcasts if you have some time. If you don't have time, don't.

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