Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796
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Fuck me in my ass. Do anyone understand that? Man.

That's Ghost Crew. I've missed that. I miss that. Ghost Crew's the shit. That was like a trip down all my favorites. Homeless Man Gets By Gay Ghost. That's right. Probably one of the top clips on the internet ever. Ever. Fuck me in my ass, man. Shit feels good. Feels good when you're fucking me. Yeah. And he really gets into it. Do we even have that? Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. Fuck me in my ass, man. Yeah.

Shit feels good. Feels good when you're fucking me. Yeah, it's pretty great. It is really great. For those of you who don't know, it's a homeless guy who thinks he's being anally sexed. Yes. And he's in an alleyway on his back and he's got his legs in the die-die. Up in the air, yeah. Fuck with my ass, man. He's talking to nobody. He's talking to nobody. That's why he's called Gay Ghost. This shit should be easy.

But what always gets me about Homeless Guy Gets Ripped by a Gay Ghost is his level of passion. Oh, he's so into it. Yeah. No, I would say to most people, you've never had a real person react that way. It's enviable. It shows you that the imagination is stronger than anything. Sex is in the mind. It's in the mind. That's what I've heard. Yeah.

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If you're considering doing that. He's got a Super Bowl package also. That's awesome. But Valentine's he's really been into. That's really exciting. But unfortunately, I don't know if he's changed his booking policy, but last time if he didn't have a mansion, he wasn't going to do house...

Mansions, yachts, castles, millionaires. Oh, I bet you those strawberries right there in the middle on that plate, I bet you that's Valentine's. Valentine's Day. Yeah. Yeah. They look really good. Let's check that out. You can get that for like $300, $400. He sends you those. Yeah. It's a good deal. Look, I couldn't think of something like that. Yeah. Three strawberries positioned so beautifully. Yeah. It looks good. It spells Valentine's Day, chef. Well, he's never said Valentine's Day, so I don't know why they're...

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three or five hundred dollar special with cream strawberries ranch panties diamonds it's got to be just yeah I wonder what the margin is on that I wonder what he cost is panties and diamonds I mean he's probably losing money for sure yeah but that's the artist he is yeah he's giving he's giving you something yeah that's very exciting because we have so many good things on this episode oh my god

It's so great. Okay, are you ready for the show to start? I'm ready. Let's do it. Hello. I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful. And I buried my face in it for an hour and a half, and I am not ashamed. Who was Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina Pagitsin. Welcome to your mom's house.

Oh, feel that. Meow, meow, meow, meow. I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful. Oh, stop. Well... Stop it. Honestly, I really don't understand. How does this not arouse you? Seriously. You know what? Yes, I'm aroused. Okay. Thank you. Obvi. Okay. I mean...

It just makes you really understand the deep need, the sexual needs that men have. Yeah, they are deep. And I also feel like this is a wonderful message that this man said. I think that your natural recoil that I witnessed is simply due to the packaging. In other words, if this were a different man, you'd be like, mm, mm, mm. Okay. All right. I'll go with you on this journey. Okay.

Which man? Hold on. Jesus, that was fucking terrible. Thank you. And also, it's delivery. The way he says it is very desperate. He's confessing. Yeah, but it's not hot. If it's a dude who's like, if he says it with more confidence. Yeah, I get you. Well, maybe he's just trying to work up to that confidence. Like,

Do you think Henry Cavill would even say these words? Well... He wouldn't say that. Not my Henry. I think he might in a different setting. He's not going to say it in a press junket, but I think if you were...

If we were sitting around, we were smoking cigars, talking about our life's work. Yeah. And then I was, you know, talking about his travels. He was like, oh, man. That's what I like. Yeah, that's different. I was in the south of France. Yeah. And this woman's pussy was just beautiful, man. That's different. Right. It's different. So I'm saying the message is the same. It's the packaging and the delivery. But, you know, with everything, Tom.

Sure. With everything. But let's watch this guy again. No, it's okay. I got it. I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful and I buried my face in it for an hour and a half and I am not ashamed. Can I tell you something though? But no one's shaming him. But here's the thing. He is ashamed.

Like the way he's saying it. Right. He's like, I'm not ashamed. Yeah. That's like a shame that he feels. Well, you think somebody shamed him for that? Well, I'm saying his body language and the way he's saying it, it infers shame. You think he's like raised evangelical Christian or something weird? Maybe. Maybe he still has guilt about that kind of thing. What I also find interesting is that he's,

you know, is this just, is someone asking him a question or is he just like, I got to get this out there? That's always, it's a really good point because that's a, that's a different video. Can you fucking stop doing that? That's a different post. I think I have a little cold or something. Stop. So gross. Nobody wants to fucking hear that. Just for that. Anyway. Fucking play it again. I mean, this woman's pussy was beautiful. I mean, yeah, I guess he's got,

Yeah, is it like a support group for men that are ashamed of enjoying women's vagines? I don't think it's a support group. I really feel like he hasn't been able to share this and it's been inside of him. For so long. For so long. The deep shame about loving women. Because that's an old story. I don't think it's something that happened last week. Okay. You know what? I just realized BTW. What? Tangent.

Why do you say it with disdain? Because you're fucking so gross with it. You're clearing your throat. I have phlegm. What am I supposed to do? But turn away from the mic, man. I'm a broadcaster. I've got to clear the instrument before I go. But turn away. But then how will you hear it?

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Go ahead, what? I'm forgetting my fucking point.

- Okay, listen, listen, listen. What I'm trying to say, Your Honor, is that I, and I have to thank Dr. Drew Pinsky. Number one, he really alerted me to the fact of how sexually motivated men are. And I really didn't understand this. I was so naive to it my entire life, up until about five years ago. I really did not understand. And in fact, I saw like a TikTok or something

where this guy was like, men and women talk to each other for different reasons. Okay, so for instance, men think that when a woman talks to them, it's because they're interested in them sexually, right?

Okay, but women from our point of view I'll talk to anybody most the time when I'm in a good mood I wouldn't say that but like I I I talk to men and I don't even think to men I would think disgusting vile. I'm never gonna have sex with you There's nothing sexual but I didn't realize that that every time I was talking to a dude They're like this girl wants me like why else is she paying attention? She wants to bang me obviously hmm, I mean

I guess like in the past you would always be like, oh, you think he's hot? You flirted with him? I'm like, no, I just, you know what I mean? I just like, I like people. I don't think of it. I don't think of you as a people person. I think this is a- Not now. I used to be. I think the older I get, I'm tired. I'm weary. I only want to hang out with types of folks I really gel with. Like if we're not on the same frequency and you're a normie or you're-

You know what I mean? Your low vibe. I can't. I can't. Yeah. I can't explain myself to you. Yeah. I mean, I think, well, but some of this is like the context of a conversation. So like if a man approaches a woman, right, a lot of times, like in other words, you're sitting there and someone just walks over and talks to you. It's usually a sign of interest from the man. For sure. Yeah.

But this guy on TikTok was like, I just assume that when a woman talks to me, she must like me, like have an interest in me. Otherwise, because men are the way, like men don't talk to women unless they're interested, right? Like, do you just talk to random broads? I mean, I definitely don't think that a woman who says something to me is interested in me. I think that's a crazy thought of that guy. But I also think that there's different, like there are guys who,

who are usually, they're off when they think like that. - Oh, so maybe this guy was off. I can't imagine anybody on TikTok is off. - Yeah, I think a guy is definitely, he's not used to being around women if his first thought when a woman talks to him is like, this woman likes me. - Yeah, 'cause he was saying, I don't talk to a woman unless I'm interested. - All my audio just cut out. I don't have any audio. - Do you hear that?

Oh my God, did you hear that? I didn't. So there's only one good happy birthday governor that came in this week, but it's a good one. All right. I love these. I want to see more and more and more. Please send them in. It's a British accent. You say happy birthday and you get your coffee. Welcome to Starbucks. Are we starting anything to eat for you? No, thank you, love. Could I get a...

Venti hot pistachio latte, please. Could you make that with mousse soup? With what? I'm sorry, how do you say in English? Oat milk. Okay. In English. What else? That cheese Danish is talking to me now. You know, I'm trying not to eat carbs. When I see it though... There's no carbs in there.

I know. When I see it, I think, "Just let me eat you one time." I better not, love. Let's just stick with the latte, please. Anything else? That's it. Okay, come on out. Thank you. Happy birthday. What's up, everybody? How are you? Oh, F-A-R-T. Let me grab... Okay, sniff that one. Oh, you know what? Here you go, love. Sniff that. For your birthday.

Oh, it didn't tap? Let me try again. Thank you. Happy birthday. Wow, that was great, man. Thanks, Landon. Wow. He pulled out the hits. Yeah. Sniff that one. Moose soup. That's a deep cut right there. Moose soup. Let me eat you one time. Dang. That was great. Thank you so much. That really was outstanding. Really great. So follow Landon's lead.

As British as you can get, the stronger the Cockney accent, the better.

And you have to get happy birthday in there. You got to have a birthday in there. He got in way more than that. But that was incredible. I mean, look, if you guys are afraid to do the accent, we understand. Maybe can we open it up to any accent of your choice? Sure. Sure, that's good. Because he did kind of descend into Australian. Yeah, he... He was all over the place. She was definitely like, this guy's insane. She kept a smile on her face like, yeah, she knew he was a crazy person. But sure, yeah, go ahead and do different accents. That's fine. Yeah.

You just have to get a happy birthday. Yeah, but just don't do an American accent. No. Do some accent, you know? Yeah, you can do Canadian, eh? It's super easy. Yeah, do it. Or you can do, you can do it as a Larry Baldwin. How do you say, Barstox? He said in English, how do you say in English?

He goes, how do you say in English? Oat milk. What the fuck? That's insane. How do you say oat leche? Oh, my God. In my country, we order, we say happy birthday. Okay. Now is a good time.

Yeah, but no, what you were saying is though, you were right though, is that there is a constant hum that exists in men that is a sexual drive that I think-

Women's is like can be turned on and off depending on their connection to somebody. But a man's is just like just stays there. Yeah. Static. Well, also it's contingent on our moon cycles as well. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I mean? But here's a perfect example of how a man is always feeling it. Nigga, my nice. What?

What did he just say? He was... What did he even say? Well, Nicki Minaj, but it sounded like something else. Yeah. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. How you doing, baby? Well, shake it in my face. Shake that pussy in my face. Yeah. Straight up. God. Shake that pussy in my face. Yeah. I got it. Make me happy.

And look, check this out, y'all. Oh, God. That girl I seen to the store? What? Yeah. Yeah. I like them little drawers she wearing. Mm-hmm. Them little bikini. This man's message has not changed in a decade. He's in his 60s, by the way, you know? Yeah, put your bikini and your booty and your ass in my face, girl. I'm going to pass my tongue in your ass like a pit bull. Straight up. Got it.

I got it. He's going to put my taco in my ass. Yeah. And then eat it. That's my baby. Yeah.

Now, but here's a perfect example though. This guy, this is what I was trying to tell you earlier. This guy, if a woman was like, I'm sorry, where's the shell station? He'd be like, she's trying to fuck. You know what I mean? So that's what I'm saying. Guys who are like, if any question is asked, they go, would you like me? Yeah. That's, this is an example. Yeah. You know. But I do feel my younger in my twenties. He loves this. Can I ask you something stupid?

Nigga Minaj. I think you're going to have a stroke. It's Nicki Minaj. But is he saying it deliberately? The wrong one? No, I don't think so. How you doing, baby? I don't think so. Play it again. I want to hear it. Is it N-word Minaj or is it Nicki Minaj? That's what came out. Hold on. This could be our whole new thing of what is he saying?

He knows it's Nicki Minaj. He does know that. Nigga Minaj. There's no way. He was like, I'll just call her that. It's fucking so crazy. Right? Yeah. You know to add that to my drop folder. Definitely. One more. Once more. Okay. Ready? Hold on one. I really want to hear it. Listen. Okay. Here we go. Nigga Minaj. Yeah, he's definitely dropping it.

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The one with the big ass that's been singing. Oh, boy. I like her. So he's been in office signing executive orders every day. He's on fire. On fire. Deporting people. Free and pardoning people. Changing militaries. Getting the transgenders out. Just a lot of... He's just like...

But there's only two genders now, which is so boring. I know. We've got to change our bathroom. But this is what I love about how art...

reacts to political climate or big things that happen in the world, that's what artists do. They react, right? - Yes. - There's war or there's somebody in power and then you get an artist maybe paint something incredible or a movie comes out that touches on this subject. And in this case, a song that speaks, I think, to so many people. I have just been, this has been on repeat in my car. - It was beautiful. - So gorgeous.

Black and indigenous people of color. Black and indigenous people of color. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, and queer. Lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, and queer. Asian American Pacific Islander. Asian American Pacific Islander. Latino Hispanic.

So

That woman, though. Wow, what a beautiful song. Who is that? Molly Galler. Thank you, Molly. She posts videos of her and her family band, the Galler family, playing instruments. This is a video where she composed about black, indigenous, and people of color.

She only has 85 subscribers on YouTube, so hopefully that number goes up. And this video has amassed over 2,000 views. I think it's really resonated with people. Well, I liked she brought up the Romani people, which... No, that's the one. She probably lost half the people that liked the song. But then she lumped in the Romani with the Creoles, which I thought, are Creole people, are they discriminated against? Oh, maybe. I didn't realize they're marginalized in some way. Are they marginalized, the Creoles? I don't know.

I really didn't think of them as a good question for Nicki Minaj. But I feel like the thing that is really nice about this is that, you know, it just it taps into every group. Yes. But but I don't know. And I worry because I worry that she has left out some people. And, you know, like, how do you cover all your your your bases here?

I don't know. I'm upset. I don't know. I'm sure the comments are like, you forgot. Oh, you forgot somebody. Hawaiian. Can you imagine how exhausting she is in real life? Yes. That's what I thought about as she was singing. I was like, man, if you made me spend time with this person, how quickly I would unravel. Hold on. Let me go there with you because I agree. Wait, what's worse? This broad. Yeah. Because let's round out her personality. It's...

You think she's just super lefty and super duper like, I'm vegan, I don't eat gluten. It's everything, dude. And she's got the flags on her lawn. Oh, that part really gets me. Playing the chest as an instrument. Hold on, isn't that appropriation? That's like a Native American. Well, she needed some rhythm. You can't say anything remotely offensive. She turned the comments off on this video, by the way. Oh, boy.

I cannot imagine why. But hold on. Is it her or like born again Christian who's always talking about Jesus? I would rather be with a born again Christian. Wow. Wow. Maybe because I have a specific person to compare them to and this is a broad description. Yeah. But you'd have to show me the specific born again Christian. What if it's the Denver airport guy? Oh, fucking I would love to be with that guy. Are you kidding me?

Okay, really? Yeah. But he's talking about conspiracies and the Denver airport looks like a phallic symbol and Satanic and Obama and the three things on the flag. Is he on my thing? Yeah, he is. The videos tab. Okay, hold on. I wish we could get the two of them together. Oh my God, he's the fucking greatest. He is great. Oh yeah, there he is. Vote for Donald. Remember, he was really high thought. He's got to be so fucking happy right now.

This or the other one? Right. Yeah. But they're both musicians. Vote for the Donald. Trump is the man. Let's put our nation into his hands. Okay, just... Mike Pence and Donald make a great team. Just songwriting alone, this is a way better song. I disagree, Tom.

I disagree. I like, can I tell you why? Here's why. This is a lot of accoutrement. Okay. It's kind of like a standup comic that needs props. Like he needs the background with Donald. He needs this little keyboard. That woman was out in the snow with nothing but snow in her chest. Yeah. But the song, the lyrics, lyrics.

spitting bars compared to that i mean this is a cipher he wins i think sophistication the woman the indigenous people rap also i think she's more sophisticated sorry that's what that's insane also do you not like insight i mean this is just a brief commentary on a new flag created for the obama campaign now up here on the left we have the official logo of the

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Welcome to Revelation Unraveled. I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as the third eagle of the apocalypse, and the prophet of the end times. On this program, I want to talk about contraception and how using that will prevent you from being raptured. Oh, shit. Last week, the Pope made news headlines by saying that you cannot prevent AIDS through the use of condoms.

And of course, he was correct. I mean, you want to have dinner with this? Fuck yes. Will you please pass the maple syrup? I mean, you can't with him. I would be enamored. He's the nonsense. I would never stop asking questions. Between a husband and a wife. Let me ask you this. How the fuck have we never contacted this man? Have we? We've been trying. You've been trying? We've been trying for years. Yeah, he will not respond. He won't respond? No. You know who we should check in on? Revolution Digital Market. In comes.

Ben Smoker. Let's see. I pray our dear leader picks the honorable RPC to replace RBG. RPC to replace RBG? I'm not sure how RPC would be. I read the names over yesterday, ones that were appointed, but I forgot now what their initials are. Yeah. I mean, if we can't get William Tapley, the third eagle of the apocalypse, on the show, what the fuck are we even doing? What?

This is incredible. You know who we should check in on, too, is a pig with tits. Oh, Norm Somerton. Yeah, Norm. I wonder what he's into these days. Will you look into him, Josh? I'm so curious. Yeah, for sure. Oh, fuck. I would hang out with Norm Somerton over the third eagle of the apocalypse. Yeah, he's a good time. He's such a good time. Those are crazy tits he's got. Yeah, is that just from those suction cups? I mean, a lot. You do them all the time.

That's so crazy. I didn't realize you could just do that. Dude, he just straight up made those tits. Yeah. Or is he taking hormones too? I don't think so. It's just the suction. He had some, probably some, you know, natural skin and meat there. And then he just puts those take-ups in and he fucking works them six, seven hours at a time. Yeah.

But that actually is a really great example of how commitment and discipline is how you get results. You can't just wish you had the experience. You need a strong base. I feel like Burt Kirshner would be an ideal candidate for Tit Cups. Don't you feel like he's got a good base coat of tit meat probably? Oh, yeah. And then it would just take six or eight hours, like you said, and he's got D Cups. Now that you said that, I have to show you this. Sure. I did a couple of dates with Burt Kirshner. Yeah, Burt. Yeah. And let me tell you.

It was a dude who played the drums, the guitar, and the keyboard. And the thing was, he was good. Okay. He was good. They laughing at me? Burt Kershner. Well, you know. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about right now when I say it. I don't know.

Nigga my knives. Wow. You really like that one. It's the best thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Vote for the Donald. He is the man. See? We're singing that one. I know. Hold on. Indigenous people. Riding your rainy gypsies. Gypsies suck, but everybody else is welcome.

no no i know it is funny how the romani are actually loathed by all of society most yeah most well because they they are thieving con artists well they teach their kids to steal yeah and and rob and be scumbags it's a horrible culture horrible culture yeah it's a horrible culture yeah it truly is yeah i've seen the show about them the the gypsies

Remember my big gypsy wedding? Yeah, those are like travelers in the States, though. That's like West Virginia gypsies. Romney shale. Yeah. But if you go to see the real Romani people of Europe, they're fucking the worst, man.

They're just pariahs. They are. But the Romany shills here are, okay, let me just tell you why I got a little problem with them. Yeah. Is they do teenage brides. Remember those girls all- Yeah, they get married at like 14. Yeah, like guys. I clean. It's real important to clean. Yeah, they're doing work. Yeah. Comes home to a clean trailer. Yeah, yeah. That's the highest aspiration a woman can have is to clean the trailer and get married at 14. Yeah.

We're going to have the biggest fucking wedding you've ever seen. Yeah, and her dress is going to be bling-bling. Remember that? That was like the big thing is that shiny dress. That's so sad. Like that's the highlight of your life. Look what he's wearing with the hat sideways at his wedding. That's cool. I know. Somebody one time put our faces on that one. That's pretty funny. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm Romany Shale and they're always fighting and drinking. Look at his vest, sleeveless vest. Trash. Fucking trash. Yeah.

Yeah, come on. I'm 20. I got six kids. That's cool. That's good. I'm a princess. I'm a blinged out. Yeah, because you're like 12 years old and you still have this fantasy of being a... But I don't know if your Eastern Bloc are gypsies. They don't do this kind of shit. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. This is like an American version of it. Dude, when I went to Budapest the first time...

I did this small theater and I was like, it's great to be here. And they were so receptive. The audience was so great. And I was like, I've been learning some Hungarian. And I just go like, rohatsiga. And they were like, whoa. And they cheered. They cheered.

Which is rotten gypsy. Yeah, rotten gypsies. And then I also said it to my driver and he goes, whoa, whoa. He goes, be careful. Say that outside, they kill you. Yeah. Well, and also we were in Italy and I think to our driver, I was like, oh, what do you call gypsies? And he was like, whoa, whoa, you're not allowed to say gypsy anymore. And I go, you can't even say gypsy? What are they? He was like, no, no, no. They're like Romani, right? The Romani people, blah, blah, blah. But then he was like, you know, the Jews have kind of...

taking over this neighborhood.

It's kind of better if you go over across the bridge to that place over there. There's not so many of them here. Thank you. Well, you know, everybody, we covered it on this show, that Hungary was the first to really ban the study of multigenderism and transgenderism and all this stuff. Looks like our country followed suit. There's only two genders officially now. Well, he's a big fan of Viktor Orban. There you go. Trump is. He's been like, that guy gets it. Yeah. He's like, yeah.

Because Orban also was like, you're not welcome here. That was one of his messages. He's like, if you're looking for a place to go, do not come to Hungary. He's like, we do not want you. We have fences and we will shoot you if you jump over them. Well, it looks like we're going that way. And also we speak Hungarian. And if you want to be here, fucking learn it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're doing it too. Yeah.

So that's cool. There he is. There's the homie. Yeah. Get out of my country, you fucking pig. Gypsy pig. Yeah. This is great. That's the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with, by the way. Oh, are you kidding me? I would love to just hear him be like, oh, there's no one around. What's up? Yeah. These fucking gypsies. He would say. Yeah. He would say Nicki Minaj for sure. Yeah.

And then the thing when you do that is like when someone's like that, you go, yeah, yeah, man. What else? Yeah. Very cool, Tom. Yeah. Cool. Vote for the Donald. Now it's in my head. You're right. You're right. The vote for the Donald song is a real banger. It is a banger, dude. It's a really good one. Yeah. It's a really good one. Can I tell you what I, well, you do know what I've been doing. Hmm. And okay. Yeah. Tell me. All right. Are you ready? Yeah. We'll tell the audience. So.

You know, when you go through a traumatic event like I did with cancer, I don't know, my shrink told me, like, you go back and you look at your fucking, your traumas, like your past stuff, and you reprocess things, right? Yeah. So I, it is puke season, right? This is norovirus time. We're in it. And I was starting to get real phobic again of puking, of vomit. Like, to the point, like, around Christmas, I was getting real nervous. Like, the emetophobia was...

Like I was fixating on it. Like, are the kids going to puke? Is this going to, is this going to happen? So, um,

I've been in treatment for my phobia of vomiting. And it's been like a three-week to a month-long process. It's a real thing, I should say, too, because I know there's people who are like, what the fuck? And it's like, as somebody who has witnessed this, it is a real phobia that is deep-seated and genuine. Well, I'll explain usually what happens with people when you have a phobia. It's an irrational fear of something that at some time...

Your wires got crossed at some point in your life and you made a causal relationship between vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life. Right. So around the time when I was a little kid, lots of shit going on. I puke and in my childlike brain, I conflate the two things, vomiting and like the worst thing happening in your life. It's like when somebody gargles pee and then they jizz. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. So like, okay, so I've been working with this new therapist and

And I think I've turned a corner because I was watching a movie the other night and I watched somebody puke. No, it was the witch show, the Mayfair witches and the dude puked. And I was like, Tom, I just watched that person puke. You did. And I didn't feel a fucking thing.

And so I'm ready to be put to the test. I'm ready. And as you guys know, for many years, I've been very afraid of watching puke. Every time there's been puke on this show, you throw your headphones off and you go, I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it. And you scream at me. Hold on. Let me just get my mantra because I'm programmed to think certain things, okay? Okay. I'm supposed to be indifferent.

You say I'm indifferent. I don't hate it. I don't love it. It's kind of a neutral reaction. That's the word. It's I'm indifferent. That's unpleasant. That's unpleasant. And that's what I say to myself. That's unpleasant. Are you ready to be put to the test? It's like any other body function. Okay, hold on. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm fucking. Okay. Here we go. I'm going to go. Let's go. Let's fucking. What's that movie? The guy's eyes are open with the toothpicks. Clockwork Orange. Clockwork Orange, yeah. Okay, here we go. I'm ready. I'm ready.

Okay. Is she pregnant? I did it. I'm indifferent. I'm indifferent. Ew. All the kids in the back. That sucks that there are kids in the back. All right. That's so much. Okay, now I'm getting a little uncomfortable. Okay, okay. I just, the repeatedness of it. That was funny. Kind of funny, right? I think the repeatedness of the first one spooked me. That was like silly. Babe, here. Try. Oh, really?

That was easy. What did he throw at us? An egg. He threw an egg. That's not cool. Okay, so that doesn't bother me. Oh my God, I'm actually laughing for the first time in my life. Guys, this is huge. Oh my God.

That's an unpleasant thing. Yeah. That's like a body function like anything else. It's unpleasant. His laughing was very contagious though. That was fun, right? I liked her sound actually. I was laughing at her going. He was laughing so hard. Hey. Can you keep going? Can you congratulate me? You're doing great. I'm not even sweaty. Feel the palm. Feel it.

I'm usually fucking, I'm cold because it's freezing in here, but I'm not. Can you keep the test going? Hold on, can I just talk about why I didn't like the first one a little bit? Sure, yeah. Because it was like, it happened, it happened. And I think like her kid being there and then I could see her and then I sympathized with it.

because I was like, oh God, now I feel like puking, watching her puke. So I don't know if it was so much a fear as, oh God, now I feel like puking. But that's what normal people get, right? Yeah, if you see, like if someone pukes around you in real life, a lot of people, I get triggered by that. If someone vomited, I feel like vomiting. Like you, because I started to feel my stomach lurch because I was sympathizing. Yeah, yeah, that could happen for sure.

But Tom, I'm really fucking. I'm impressed. This is progress. This has been, just so you guys know, like weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of therapy and therapy and therapy. And every night I have to like listen to this. Yeah. It's really crazy. I listen to the programming and I've been like. Okay. You ready for another one? Yes. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Nigga my night. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay. Hold on a second. My bad. That was the wrong one.

I've heard that when you open the can, it can squirt. I do quite like a bit of squirting. Yeah. Squirting. Fuck. Oh, no. See, I don't like watching him feel it. I don't like this bit. It's making me shake a little bit. Fucking hell. That's like octopus jizz. The buildup, I don't like this. I don't like this. No? No. Because I'm sympathizing. Cut it off?

Because I start to feel it. I understand. But I'm not afraid of it. I just start to feel sick myself. Nauseous yourself, yeah. But it's a distinction because in the past it was just terror. Yes. Yeah. Play it or move to the next one? No, I can go on to the next. Oh, okay. I don't want to... Well, hold on. Let's just do it. I'm going to clockwork orange it. Fuck it. All right. Remember. Yeah. Oh, I'm in... This is unpleasant. This isn't just an unpleasant body function. I'm indifferent to you. I feel neutral. What is it that he's eating? It's like canned fish. Yeah.

Oh, I don't like that. Ew, I don't like that. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. I don't like the lead up. Let's go to the next one. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. He's already puked. Yeah. And he's at a game, just sitting in the stands. Oh, my God, I'm laughing. I've never laughed. Can you imagine him leaving this fucking thing? It's so much, too. Like how he walks out of there? Look at the cameras behind him. And he's trying to be discreet. Yeah, he's like...

He's like, hold on, I'm coughing. What would you do, though, if you had to puke this much in public? You just do that, I guess. Although I wouldn't want it all over myself. I would turn to the aisle. Is he just drunk? Is he too drunk? He's absolutely hammered, yeah. He's probably had 40 beers. It looks like beer. He started at 9 a.m., and this is like an 8 p.m. game. Yeah, because I'm not seeing a lot of food. I'm just seeing like, it looks like beer. He eats too, believe me, but...

I don't like this. I don't want kid stuff. That one's for Tommy. That was for you, bro. Fuck. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, fuck. That was horrible. You guys can eat shit.

That was disgusting, though, that he sucked it out of the kids. That's just gross anyway. I have one more bonus one for you. Oh, God. So here's what happened. Yeah. So yesterday... I'm indifferent. It's just a body function. I'm going to set this up. Hold on. It's fine. Let me just do my program, okay? It's just a body function. It's fine. It's like anything else. Okay, let's go. Yesterday, I was in the gym, and we did this...

um like kind of cardio circuit high intensity thing yesterday yesterday yesterday and it it kicked my ass and then yeah i think my conditioning is trash so i'm trying to get better at it so then today i didn't sleep very well you know so i was pretty tired i got up early i went back to the gym i didn't i had just a little i had a little peanut butter a little fruit and

We lifted and I thought we were just doing that because typically if you go like high intensity cardio one day, you know, the next day you'll do maybe like steady state, like lower intensity before, you know, so, but we did it. We did a different one again. And the thing was you run 500 meters and then you get on the ergo skier, 20 calories and you just, you do it at like a high clip, right? And then you one minute recovery and you do it again.

So I did the first round, and I pushed it. I probably should have done it at a steadier pace, but I did it hard. So on the second round, I do it again, a little slower, because I'm starting to get fatigued. And then I do the minute recovery, and then I'm about to get on for round three. And I was like, man, my heart rate is spiking. I feel weird. And then I sent this to...

Okay. Here we go. Okay, that actually makes me laugh. That's an un... Look, he's making fun of you, Sean. Oh, my God. Yeah, enough already. How much are you going to go, Tom? Ugh. Are you listening to Nicki Minaj? Yeah. Ugh. Yeah, you're too hot. You're overheated. More? You're going to go back for seconds? Jesus. Yeah, your head is red. Beet red. Ugh. It was just water that came out. Yeah, I know. I got it. Fluid.

I'm watching. I know. My eyes are open. I'm not freaking out. Hey, I'm not freaking out. I don't like it. It's unpleasant. He's such a shit bird. Hey, you know what? I fucking did it, dude. Pretty cool, right? Right? No, I did it. Hello, can you guys clap for me? I fucking conquered my phobia. That was huge.

48 years of severe emetophobia. Yeah. I just watched clips. Yeah. You watched me throw, I threw up into a trash can. It was unpleasant. Yeah. But the world didn't end. I didn't feel like climbing out of my fucking skin. Keep your foot on the gas. Okay. With what you're doing. Oh, I thought you said there's more to watch. No, I meant like, don't go, this is the end of the road. Are you kidding me? This is just the beginning. Yeah. Like,

I mean, I don't like again, I don't feel terrified like I did in the past. It's unpleasant to watch. Like Niana. Was it how Niana felt preparing the clips? Like, is she a metaphobic, too, or just. I think it just kind of grossed her out. Right. Like you just feel like, oh, if I watch this long enough, I will puke, too. Yeah. Yeah.

That's so weird. Let's just do something funny. Oh, no. No, to balance out of this. You swear? Yeah. Oh, you're going to play more puke. No. Oh, a forklift. Good. Forklift. Definitely not America. Nope. Oh, shit. Homie, you got fucked up, bro. Fuck. Whoa. Can I tell you what went wrong here? Yeah. Yeah.

I think the object is too tall. The fucking... The object is too tall to be on a forklift pallet. There is no pallet. By the way, the speed with which that hit him... Can we see it again?

So that is, for people listening or even if you're watching this, what appears to happen is that this structure is like a metal structure that is in the ground, probably cemented into the ground. Oh. You know what I mean? Is it? Yeah. Okay. And they're trying to use a forklift to do that? Well, look where we are. They're just like, you know. Yeah.

Not a good idea, boys. Just drive the forklift into it. This looks like Kyrgyzstan. Pull it out. This is definitely a stand. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. And everybody's standing around. Yeah, well, he's standing in a real bad spot, obviously. Yeah. It was welded to the ground. It's a bad idea. It's a really cool aftermath explanation in here.

I'm not even going to read it. No, it's okay. I don't need to hear it. Okay. Here we go. Let's go to the next one. Yeah. Oh, shit. I hate these, dude. I fucking hate these. I hate... Fuck! Fuck!

I've seen that in person, by the way. Of course. That's what happens at these. I went to one and I saw it happen in person. MMA or this Muay Thai? This is kickboxing, yeah. I think, yeah. I saw it at a UFC fight. Hold on. Can I brush my hair? I just feel like brushing. It's like too crunchy. Sure. It's bothering me.

Hair looks better. Right? Yeah. It's like softer looking. It's a good haircut. It's just a good color too. Alan Martinez. Shout out. Always, homie. Always. Same guy I've been going to for fucking 30 years. That's pretty crazy. He's my homie. Yeah. What? Nothing. I just was thinking about how horrific these last two were. Hopefully this next one has a little humor to it. Here we go. Fuck. Oh, I like these. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

He's not good. There's no way he's okay. Was that an e-bike? It sounded like... Crew claims he is still in one piece and went back to try the jumps again to complete them. What the fuck? What the fuck, idiot. That looked so rough. That looked really rough, man. Yeah. These are all three have been horrible, by the way, so far. Yeah. I'm falling out of a tree. Shit. How far is that going? Oh, fuck. Oh! Oh!

At least there was water down there. Yeah, but everything broke before he hit it. Did you see it all? Well, the rocks didn't help, but yeah. Okay, is it just that this guy is like a tree climbing adult? Tree guy? Yeah. I don't know. Let's see what his injuries were. Here we go. See, 60 feet he fell. He was trying to jump from the tree, but slipped after. He broke his arm. That's it? That's it. Not too bad. Probably the rocks did that, but.

That was a nice one to wrap that up on. Jesus Christ, guys. That gave me the chills. Yeah. That sucks. But he thought he was going to jump from a tree 60 feet into like river water. That's just inherently not a good idea. He didn't think it was coming down. He was just like, I'm going to jump from the one tree to the next.

Oh, he wanted to jump to another tree? Yeah. Or did he want to jump into the water? I think he was trying to jump to a tree. What, like squirrels? He can't just do that. People don't do that. Okay, let me show you one that is funny. Okay. Because I have one that I sent in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're throwing it.

upper back pain removal. That's what this says. With a fucking bomb going off. There's no way this is a proven thing in medicine. If you have back pain, take a hammer and just club the shit out of somebody in that spot. She probably has like a hunch, like a hump, right? Isn't that usually a fat pad or like... I don't know.

Yeah, pretty cool, right? Yeah, dog. That's fucking ill, bro. By the way, when you were in the hospital, would you have liked to have seen this as you were recovering? This nurse is flossing on her patient and then just wiped her mouth on the patient's hand. Flossing over this patient. Oh, yeah.

It's insane. Well, what's crazy is who's filming her. Is it the visitor? How does she not notice that? Right. And you're doing this in front of the visitor and the patient? The patient's friend recorded her flossing. Yeah. You're an animal, dude. This is in Ottumwa, Iowa at the Ottumwa Regional Health Center.

He was being treated for congenital heart disease. Oh my God, this poor man. Yeah, she was fired. Yeah, no kidding. Because I even feel uncomfortable flossing near you. In public, flossing's gross. That's a private thing, I think. But even when you and I do it near each other, I'm kind of like, I don't really want you to see me doing it. It's gross. It's so private. But I have flossed.

I have flossed with the strings from my socks. Remember when an emergency situation on planes, when I was traveling, this is the most brazen thing. No, this is this. And there's a camera dummy. You don't,

And the visitor? I like how she turns at the end like, shit, I guess I'll turn away. Did I tell you what my mother used to do all the time? After we were done eating in a restaurant, she would take a toothpick or the card or whatever and then, yeah, cover her mouth and then do this. We still know what you're doing. Yeah, just go somewhere else. Yeah, it was so disgusting. Why couldn't she go somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's a foreigner thing. Is this lady a foreigner? No. No. I don't know, dude. No.

- No. - Okay. - That's so fucked up. I can't believe I did not freak out with all the pukey. - It was pretty great. - I'm still pretty stoked. I'm proud of myself. - We got the president of YMH Studios. - Yes. - We should point that out. New Christine, also known as Emma Hicks. She won her first AVN for best POV anal scene. - All right.

Congratulations, Emma. It's Emma Hicks POV anal Jules Jordan. Oh. That's pretty great. That is great. POV anal. That's awesome. What does that mean exactly? I guess you're the guy. The camera is the guy. So you get to like, you're... You're there. You're the one. You're the one doing it. Oh, here we go. Here's some footage. That's his POV. Oh, that's nice. So you get to be like, oh, I'm doing this. She looks great. I can just use...

That's a big one for the butt. That's awesome. She looks fantastic. She looks great. And I have to say, I congratulate her on her makeup and her hair looking fantastic. Even though she's taking it in the A. And I see why this scene is an award winner. Wow, that was a wide hole. Yeah.

It's called gaping. Yeah. Yes. Yes. That was an award winning scene. I felt it. I felt her passion. I thought she looked incredible. Make sure you send that link out to everybody in the company.

Congratulations, Emma. Yeah. President. Yeah. President. And you're for your award. That's incredible. That's amazing. It's hard to win those. Here you go. Some of your talks of the week. Oh, thank God. In the old days, we used to always leave space between the plates. So the plates would jingle. So the plates would make noise. When you came up from the squat.

Yeah! Yeah, dude.

And see, this is why the guys in my bro gym make the noises. Now I understand. Because you're like, fuck yeah. This fucking depth that this guy gets to with these and how close his legs are together. It's really fucking, look at that. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, that's nuts.

That is nuts. But I like his theory that you should get credit for doing something like that. That's a powerful lift. Yeah? You should be like, yeah, bitch. Ding-a-ling. Like an alarm should go off. Fucking sirens. For you doing the lift? I get it. But I'm saying like if some boys in my gym, they make a lot of noise and they're not doing stuff like that. Oh, you want it to be more impressive. Yeah. He's right. Like if it's this caliber, like you better fuck I want the credit, bro. Yeah. But come on now.

I don't know what's happening. It's some woman's dream too. Somebody. Somebody's like, fuck, I love when he does this.

That was pretty hot. Yeah. Did you like that? I liked that more than the opening clip. Really? Yeah. I'd rather watch that than the guy. Because there's just more dynamics to his performance? I like it. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know where it's going to go. I don't know why he's doing it. There's some more questions. Yep. Yeah. Joke is mine.

You're just laughing at bullying.

That's the best part. It's basically like bullying's back. No, but here's also why I like it. I feel like, and correct me if I'm wrong, Angelinos, that that laugh is a specifically Mexican LA dude laugh, right? That's a car full of cholos. That's what's up. Yeah, that's why I was like, dude, I fucking heard this directed at me quite a few times growing up in the 818. Yeah, those are cholos, dude. That's why it's so priceless. I know those are cholos.

Lighten that fucking guy up. The purest form of bullying is just laughing at somebody. You don't say anything. Can we see one more time? And that person knows. You don't have to say shit. Did they technically bully? They just laughed. Yeah, they bullied him. That's Cholo laughing for sure. But that's not LA. No. These are Latin guys laughing.

But isn't that like Europe or something? Look at the signage and everything. I don't, maybe, but I'm telling you, dude, that, right? Angelenos. That's a car full of homies, it sounds like. I know. That's European. Maybe they're on a European vacation. I say, you don't know. The Cholos are on the- Hey, maybe, fucker. Maybe they like to travel. You don't think they go to Amsterdam? That might be fucking Amsterdam.

he's just got his furry um ears on yeah he's walking down the street with the other way guys minding his own business just it's the best way just going for a walk bro definitely got the tailwind right now too yeah you know of course he does this is crazy yeah i hate the self-esteem people have these days just going about his life it's good it's pretty good

I don't know. Go with it, guys. What the fuck? Yeah, this guy. Yes, indeed, baby. It's an alligator. Wrapped in bacon. I don't believe that grill is big enough for this, sir. Thanks to Mr. Audie and Miss Renee, we out here cooking alligator in a Kentucky hood, baby. We get ready for the LSU.

It's not big enough, you're right. It's going to take him hours to smoke that. Oh, yeah. Hours. How long to smoke a full-size alligator wrapped in bacon? No, this is like a 24-hour process for sure. Yeah. And not only that, look, I've tried alligator right in Florida. It's good. It's good meat. But I think if you wrap anything in bacon, it's going to taste good. Yeah, it's going to be delicious.

Also though, but wasn't that gator not skinned? I think that's the... You're supposed to skin them, yeah. I would skin that before I smoked it. Because you don't eat gator skin, right? No. I don't think it cooks up. You want to eat leather? No. Oh, that's what you... Yeah. It's like eating, yeah, it's like eating like kiwi skin or something. I don't know, but something tells me this guy knows what he's doing, so maybe I should shut the fuck up. My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it. Let me know your opinion. My dog shit in the bed and I laid in it and it smeared everywhere.

and my mom wouldn't let me have dairy products.

And then let me have ice cream. Yeah. It's all related. I got shit everywhere and I shit all over the toilet. Yeah. Let me know your opinion. On what? Thank you and rock on. She wants to know your opinion. Thank you and rock on is the sign off. Well, let's have an opinion. The dog shit in the bed and she slept in it. And then her mom won't let her have ice cream because then she shits in the bed. She shits everywhere. She shit all over the seat. Yeah. Yeah. My opinion is your mom might have a good point here. Um, also another opinion is change your sheets. And, uh,

Yeah, don't let the dog back in the bed maybe. Yeah. Those are my opinions on this. Yeah, I'd wake up if I smelled the dog's poo in the bed. And also, rock on. Rock on. Yeah. Rock on. That's insane. This is so funny. Come on.

How can you not love the Irish? Yeah. So there's 5,000 people that are Irish outside a Victoria's Secret in Denmark. And as women leave with their bag, they're cheering for her. But do you know why? No. Because Denmark, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, is one of those equal, equal societies, right? Like remember when we were in Amsterdam and everything's so 50-50? I don't think women really buy lingerie anymore.

They even dress alike. They're more asexual, the men and the women. So maybe I'm thinking this has something to do with that. I don't think it has anything to do with that. You don't think so? No. And Google in Denmark are the men. No, no, but that's not why these. The women are asexual in Denmark. Believe me, these guys are not there because of that. But I'm saying because they're in Denmark and they're like, all the chicks here look like dudes. Why is that? And they're probably celebrating the ones that are being like chicks.

No, women in Denmark are not inherently... All right, these are just drunk soccer hooligans. Yeah, of course. They're just like, chicks are buying bras. And they're just singing, yeah. I would love it if there was a group of Irish football fans cheering for me. Oh, yeah, when you bought panties? I was like, yeah, dude. That'd be so much fun. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask. Ask.

I just love it so much. Your Nicki Minaj is my guy making these noises. I really like this. This guy's definitely not alive. He's probably done that for 60... You know how many people hate him? Fucking Leonard doing his goddamn noises again. The pride flag that we're hanging at our house this year...

has a couple new additions. Let's talk about them. Of course, we've got the original six colors of the rainbow. - Six. - The black and brown stripes to represent people of color. The blue, pink, and white to represent trans folks. And a new addition to this flag, the yellow triangle with the purple circle to represent folks that are intersex. And the other new addition to our flag is the two feathers in the circle, which represent indigenous folks that identify as two-spirit. One feather represents feminine identity, one feather represents male identity, and the circle that holds them together represents the unification of both identities.

My partner and I are always trying to be inclusive as possible. That's why we chose to fly this flag this year. The More You Know Shooting Star. Fantastic. My partner and I love watching this. Can I tell you, you don't think they should put maybe handicapped people or differently abled people on the flag? Why? Isn't that, is there a flag for that? People that are differently abled? There's a placard. Oh, there you go. But he didn't even do the disability. That's the disabled pride flag. You'd think that he would start with the...

It's so hard to choose between the disability flag and the gay stuff. Well, it looks like there's some of those colors. I mean, he's got a lot of colors in there already. Well, wait. The disability flag is similar to the gay stuff. Yeah, but some of the colors are already represented there. But yeah, it could be more inclusive. I know. I feel like they're leaving people out. It's definitely important. I'm glad he did this. And I'm glad I learned something. That was good. Also,

Yeah. He's got a lot going on. Yeah. All right. My friend Jackson died from vaping and I miss him. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a rat's ass. That's cool. And I miss him. I thought he was starting that with like talking about his friend. My friend Jackson died from vaping and I miss him. I don't give a fuck. Cool.

Cool. Really nice, man. That is insane. That was English. That's insane. Can we hear it again? I'm going to try it again. That guy should order Starbucks and say happy birthday.

Hey, maybe we could ask the UK people to do a happy birthday. I thought we were watching Polish for the first few seconds. Liverpool. It's like I pull out words. I'm like, oh, yeah. Beat Arsenal only three times. That's insane. And that's going to be a doctor one day. Isn't that wild? Yeah.

Fucking A, man. Happy birthday, governor. Happy birthday. He should be doing it. How are you feeling? I'm amazing. How are you feeling? What? It's insane. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Governor, that's the guy. That's the guy. Anytime men don't have pants on, women should have knee pads always on their legs so they can be ready anytime.

Well, he's a cool guy. You like cool guys. I know. It's a good point. Look at his little smirk. Yeah. He thinks he's really inventing some new shit. Well, he just knows he said something naughty. Yeah. He's like, you know why women should have knee pads on when a guy doesn't have pants on? And you're moody. Yeah. I'm going to eat your ass. It's not that far.

Pretty cool. Yeah, he's a cool guy. This was fantastic. I had so much fun today. So did I. And congratulations. You really are defeating your puke phobia. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. I'm still working on it. It's going to get better and better. Don't forget, Valentine's right around the corner. Oh, yeah. Buy my lipsticks. Order your lipsticks. Order strawberries and ranch. Diamonds and panties. Diamonds and panties. And yeah.

Let's see here. I will play something cool for you. Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy. Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy. All right. We're going to go out on this song. We'll see you next week. Hello, Gabna. Bye, Gabna. What the fuck are you doing, man? I got diarrhea. Fucking come over on the side of the dumpster and take a shit. I got diarrhea. Diarrhea. I got diarrhea. Diarrhea. I got diarrhea.

I got diarrhea. Diarrhea. I got diarrhea. Diarrhea.