Hateful optimists and loving pessimists Kat Angus and Jocelyn Geddie break down movies, TV shows, mu
Watch a volcano explode and then passively comment that a volcano is exploding because we're talking
Screech "Get off my plane" as you HORRIFICALLY MURDER A MAN cause we're talking about Air Force One!
Put on your Sunday shoes, which apparently means "dance?", cause we're talking about Footloose! Kat
Wear a hoodie under a blazer and deliver an incredibly wordy monologue cause we're talking about Kev
Put on a spangly floor-length robe and adopt an impenetrably thick Transylvanian accent because we'r
Write a rap that would in no way help you pass a test cause we're talking about The Baby-sitters Clu
Scream incoherently and steal a fish cause we're talking about Jerry Maguire! Kat and Jocelyn discus
Take the basic gist of Friday Night Lights, then subtract all the humanity and charm, then add a rea
Pop in a pair of too-light contacts and SCREAM FOR MANY HOURS cause we're talking about Interview Wi
Wrap a cardigan around your head and then do a very loose approximation of hip hop dancing cause we'
Join a secret society that is in no way secret and get in a cage with a guy you should kiss but some
Slap on some red lipstick and sing a musical number that in no way replicates real burlesque cause w
Get a terribly rendered animation of an improbably large snake and one of the weirdest performances
Play some tremulous folk rock and assemble a cast of oversexed cartoon characters cause we're talkin
Grab a loudmouthed rabbit and the scariest villain of all time cause we're talking about Who Framed
Use your high-grade radio equipment to create a teen cult (whoops) cause we're talking about Pump Up
Grab a dress made of rubber bands and talk about world peace cause we're talking about Miss Congenia
Make an enormous machine that horribly endangers everyone in your immediate family PLUS your neighbo
Shriek "Bangarang" as you throw some disgusting looking "food" around because we're talking about Ho
Take the plot of Avatar and deliver it in a fraction of the time because we're talking about FernGul
