Hateful optimists and loving pessimists Kat Angus and Jocelyn Geddie break down movies, TV shows, mu
Fall off the Brooklyn Bridge and get into some wacky out-of-time hijinks cause we're talking about K
Loudly sing "Wouldn't It Be Nice" as you paint a shed before your family paints it white again to MA
Snottily hold on to a bunch of old records and then judge everyone and everything around you even th
Be a bridesmaid 27 times and then passive aggressively hold on to all of your dresses because we're
Have an adorable crush on your co-worker then endure all manner of hateful comments from your bad bo
Dangle from a rope in one of the most iconic film sequences of the 90s to assert your VERY fragile m
Send yourself an envelope of random items and get mired in a wildly convoluted plot cause we're talk
Open up a floppy disk that has the entire internet on it... somehow... we think... cause we're talki
HAPPY NEW YEAR, FRIENDS! And what better way to ring in a new year than with the horrifying hellscap
Buy an adorable puppet and then watch as it DESTROYS EVERYTHING cause we're talking about Gremlins!
Put some glamorous eyelash extensions on a pig and hang out with a ginormous skeleton-man cause we'r
Juxtapose a peppy pop song against the most devastatingly sad movie of all time cause we're talking
Wear a fabulous be-peplum-ed dress and lead kids on a mild hike cause we're talking about Troop Beve
Take the format of a mockumentary to make a movie that's part DARK AS HELL and part CUTE AS THE DICK
Slap on a pair of Modrobes and softly approximate the plot of one of Shakespeare's most misogynistic
Crib the plot of Stand By Me and then go on a soft adventure of female discovery cause we're talking
Put on a plastic dress and stand up bravely to your former classmates cause we're talking about Romy
Hit a dude with your car then scream "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" at the trees cause we're talking ab
Suck out a kid’s life force then perform a vampy rendition of “I Put A Spell On You” cause we’re tal
Grab a very cheap mask and chase two teens around an empty school, cause we're talking about Hallowe
