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- And then I know I'm gonna get downstairs and they're gonna be like, "Did I hear the shower?" - No! - I'm sorry for screaming audio listeners but I couldn't be asked that question. So not sure. - Did I just hear the shower? - Guys, welcome back in. - Welcome back indeed.

- Fucking excited today. - We are, we're cooking man. - We're back in the house and yeah, man, we didn't speak about it obviously 'cause KSI was here, but yeah, we changed the- - Oh yeah, we did. - Yeah, we painted the set. I much prefer it. - It's so clean. - I much prefer it. - It's so clean, man. - It looks crispy. - Very aesthetic. - But anyway, outside of that, guys, Snatchin' 60 has officially started. - It's begun. - It's begun. So guys, if you haven't seen any of the social posts,

what you're doing for that yeah get online everywhere yeah get online literally everywhere um we have started a 60 day challenge called snatched in 60 and we're all going to become paintings we are cute little snatch paintings yeah in the next 60 days come on now um so what that means is guys we need you to join in with us yep as we do yeah come together yeah as the family that we are yeah to all get snatched and paying together and the way that we're going to do that

is, should we go through the rules first? - Yeah, there are six rules in the 60 day snatched challenge. So the first rule is you have to walk a minimum of 8,000 steps. So make sure you guys are doing that. Walk outside, walk in your yard, walk to the park, walk to your garage, or I don't care, just walk in. - Yeah, it's actually not that hard to do. - It's not, it's really not. - It's not, because I did,

this might sound ridiculous, but I did two, I finished on 2K yesterday on my, I didn't have my WePon for the shoot, but I finished on 2K and that was based on my phone and I didn't have my phone with me. Like the whole day, we were on a shoot all day yesterday. Yeah, management had my phone all day and then I still finished on 2K steps.

- So like, I was like, 8K is doable. - It's easy. It sounds a lot, but trust me, it's not that hard. I will tell you a way you can track your steps perfectly soon. Second one is drink three liters of water minimum. I have, I've downloaded a water tracker. So every-

- How'd you do that? - It's just, they're just apps bro. So every time, 'cause obviously you guys know I always have my liter thingy. I think it's in the other room. No, it's in the car today. I always have my liter bottle. So every time I finish one, I just put one liter in. So I know for a fact that I've had said about, 'cause there are times where it could be like 4:00 PM. I'm like, have I had one of these or two of these? And I always forget. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So let me track my shit. - Okay, cool.

there's like a silhouette of a human and it like fills up the thing. So it knows how much I've had. - Yeah, you're juicy. - Yeah, I'm juicy. - Yeah, you're juicy. - Yeah, I'm fluid. - Yeah, I couldn't see just water on my kneecap. - Just bro. - Yeah, at the end of the day. - It's at the feet. - Yeah, you're like, damn, I'm dehydrated.

- I'm dehydrated. - Yeah bro, what? - That's jokes. - So yeah, get your water trackers out guys. Make sure you're drinking at least three liters of water. So we have 8,000 steps, three liters of water. Make sure you are doing at least, at least 45 minutes of exercise. - Gang. - That could be in the gym, that could be a sport, that could be running, that could be cycling. Just make sure you are being active for at least 45 minutes. - Cheeks? Cheeks count?

- Cardio is cardio is cardio. - Yeah, I think cheeks should count. - Cardio is cardio is cardio. As long as them calories for bun, then yeah man, it can work. - Yeah, glute bridges underneath. - Yeah, glute bridges. Come on now. Come on now. - Gang, gang, gang, gang. - And you want the bun? - Yeah, gang, gang, gang. - Come on now. - All right, cheeks count. - Yeah, 45 is it.

- It's all in the waist anyway. - And that's how you get those three liters in myself. - I guzzle. - I guzzle afterwards bro. I guzzle at least a 500. - Yeah, 100% bro. I want it to drip through my bed. And then you go for a second gulp. - Yeah. - Yeah. We're getting ping. We're getting ping bro.

I feel like a dancer on stage. I can wait for the next track. - Yeah, 100%. I feel like an R&B singer. - That's hilarious. - So we have, just to recap guys, we have

8,000 steps, three liters of water minimum, 45 minutes of some exercise of sorts. We also have stick to a diet. Stick to whatever diet you guys want to do, whether that be taking something away from what you usually eat, i.e. Monster, for example, or sweets, for example, or you want to actually do a diet. It could be keto, it could be low-cal, it could be this, it could be that. Whatever you want to do, stick to it for 60 days.

and see how you get on. - See how I get on. So yeah, on that guys, yeah, big announcement. I am for the Snatchers 60 gonna be quitting Monster. - Well, you've quit Monster. - Yeah, obviously, yeah. So yeah, so yeah. Monster's been quit. I'm happy about it and I'm actually not even like craving it. Did I get into the studio today to find out that there'd been two crates delivered that I asked for weeks ago? - Yep. - Yeah.

- There is a whole fridge full of monster, but yeah. Lucifer is the master of temptation, no? He wants to put my will to the test. - He does. - I'm happy for it. - All right, cool. - Yeah, so let them sit there. Let me see them every day. Yeah, let me face the ops on a daily basis.

I wanna face the odds on a daily basis. So no Monster for Snatch. - Nice. - No Monster. - Good, good, good. - And I know, that's how I know people need, that's my message to let people know we're fucking serious. - Yes, anything's possible. - Yeah, anything is possible. - Yeah, 'cause if you're addicted to something, you can let go of it. - Oh, bro. - Yeah, anything's possible, bro. - And again, yeah, when you love something, let it go, bro. - Yeah, and it'll come back to you. - Yeah, and it'll come back to you full force. Full force. - Yeah, so bro, yeah. Monster's done for Snatch, bro. - Nice. - Daddy's taking this shit serious. - Nice. And last but not least, well,

penultimate rule, 10 minutes outside touching grass. You have to be one with nature, be zen outside and just breathe in some oxygen. Ground yourself. There are times where

I've done this in the past so many times. I've been at home all day. I don't crack open the front door, but that one time I do, it's like, it's like I breathe a life again. - Bro, 100%. When you open that front door and you get the fresh air, you're like, "Jeez, bro, what have I been doing?" - I've been consumed with my own air for so long. - Bro, 100%. That's how I feel when I get in Ubers and I can tell, man's just been farting in here all day. - Oh yeah, it's musty. - All day, it's musty now. Thinking this bro's been in here all day and I'm getting in here thinking, "Damn."

- And he's just vibing. - He's used to it. And he air. I can't breathe. - Get outside bro. Get some sunlight. And also bro, look up. - You're fucked. - Yeah, look up bro. When you're outside, imagine your daddies are there just lifting that chin. Look up. There's stuff out there. - There's my camera. - Yeah bro.

Bro, 100% look up. There's a whole world out there, bro. When I go outside, bro, my neck hurts because I'm on the phone. I'm anti-social, dude. Look up, bro. Look up and look at your surroundings, man. Be one with nature. Yeah. And last but not least, we have a weekly challenge that drops every single Saturday. So you can follow that with us on patreon.com forward slash shits and gigs. So let's recap. Six rules we have.

8,000 steps. We have three liters of water. We have 45 minutes minimum of exercise. We have go outside 10 minutes. We have pick a diet and stick to it. And we have the weekly challenge. So make sure you guys are locked in. Those are the six rules. I don't think they're hard.

- They're not hard bro, they're actually, we've taken this fairly easy. We're not trying to go 75 hard like Ellis did. Bro, we're taking this easy. This is like something everyone can get involved in. We're all gonna get paying, it's about time. - This is entry level, man. - This is entry level. - Yeah, man.

- If you want to watch along or whilst you're watching along, what we're doing is obviously we're doing Snatched. We're going to give the updates every week on the podcast. Alongside of that, we're going to be releasing stuff across all socials. Fird and I are going to be doing vlogs, et cetera. But the main crux of it guys is every week throughout Snatching 60, our Lockhaven episodes are going to be Snatched challenges, Snatched episodes.

We have some bouldering that we do. We're trying to experiment with some gymnastics. We're trying to get down to our ethnic basketball roots, bro. Yeah. You're trying to get down to the basketball roots, bro. We're trying different types of exercise, different ways in which we can get snatched. And it's a fun time, bro. So get over to patreon.com, 4star Shits and Gigs every Saturday, guys. Look out for the next episode because we've put...

a fuck ton of effort into this series and we're taking it super serious the whole team has been working overtime Justin especially who's in the studio today in place of Rem who's on holiday Shark and Street every time no every time bro that's what I'm saying it is every time it is every time

But yeah, so everyone's been working really, really, really hard. Everyone's been really, really excited about it. And it's been a lot of fun so far. So please guys get involved, watch the episodes as they come out every Saturday. And on top of that,

let's actually tell you what you need to do to get involved with the community. You already know what it is. You're used to it by now. Whoop guys, whoop diddy scoop. Yeah, get your whoops on guys. So obviously if you're involved with us last time, kick those whoops back in. And if not, and you were thinking, damn, I wish I got involved last time. There was 4,000 people that got involved last time. Bro,

vibes and vibing the chat was popping off every day everyone was giving each other tips on how they're struggling this is a perfect opportunity because we didn't really have any rules last time we didn't we were just doing it for the fun yeah this one we have rules so there's going to be a lot of people like oh how do i do this or how are you guys making sure you get your steps in how there's there's going to be a whole community of people that are going to be there be able to give you tips and and tricks to like get you through it obviously just like support when we're struggling we go in there and be like bro i'm not gonna lie i ate some cake

I ate some cake. I'm not gonna lie, wifey got on all fours and said, "Eat the cream out my body." I couldn't resist. I couldn't resist. You're gonna see messages and stuff like that. It's all for us to be like, "It's okay." - We'll keep you accountable. - Get back on the horse, don't give up. - We'll keep you accountable, man. - Let's keep getting paying guys. So if you wanna be a painting and you wanna get involved, guys go over to join.woop.com/join.woop.

dot com forward slash S and G get the juicy discount. You know, your daddy's took care of you always. And let's get involved guys. So to join the snatched community, there's a code on screen right now, but if you're listening to audio, I'll read it out. So it's calm C O M M. And then it's going to be C three C five six E. So that's calm C O M M.

C3C56E. And that's the code to get into the Snatched community. Your daddies are going to be in there. Ellis is going to be in there. Everyone's going to be in there. Rem's going to be in there. Guys, we're going to be in there having a great time. And there's also in there a little leaderboard. Mm.

- That's a leaderboard. - That's a leaderboard. - That one now, shift your back. - Just to see how everyone's getting on, yeah? So guys, track your steps on Whoop. Track your sleep on Whoop. Track your activity on Whoop. That's what we're gonna be doing, okay? So get on Whoop immediately. We're gonna tell you every week. 'Cause it's not a fucking joke. - Yeah, we will. - And last but not least, guys, as you know,

Diet is important. Rest is important. But one of the main things that I personally always go on about is supplementation. Supplementation is important, guys. And supplementation can obviously be a hassle. You've heard me on here a million times where I'm like, bro, last two weeks I've had my supplementation on point. I feel fantastic. My sleep is better. My inflammation is better. Like my mental clarity is better. I have more energy. I have more focus. I feel better like...

Just everything is better. Gut health is better. And supplementation is like the most important thing that we can possibly be doing. Okay. So what we've done for you this time, guys, is we've actually partnered with a tremendous supplementation company. If you've been chilling with the daddies for a few years now, you would have heard me chat about this in the old, old studio. True. You would have heard me chat about this in the old, old studio when daddy was on his...

fucking supplementation bag so the company that we've been working with guys is called Heights um so Heights is a supplementation company that takes a lot of the stress away from your everyday supplementation so everyone's always going to tell you oh bro you need vitamin D you need fish oil you need this you need magazines you need this you need that you need that and it's like bro no one wants to be taking like a handful of pills every single day it's jarring it's stressful they run out at different times you're spending all this money trying to get

like top up your magnesium, top of your official, then you need to go get your vitamin D, you need to do this, you need to do that, bro. It's a whole headache of stuff. And just remembering to like,

refill it is long. So what heights do guys for starters, they take all your vitals and put it into one dosage. Nice. All in one capsule guys. So you can just literally wake up, bang, two, two capsules, bang, done. You're not taking 10 different capsules and has all of your essentials, all of your vitals in there. Bang, done. Nice. The second thing they do that is incredible is it's a subscription based company. So all you need to do is sign up,

Obviously your dad just gave you a juicy discount as well. - Of course. - Obviously it is a juicy discount. - Of course. - Everybody's chatting to your boys, it's like, "Come on, bruh." - Let's do something for our people, we'll do something for you. - Let's do something for the paintings, man. Come on now, let's scratch my back. Yeah, scratch your back, bro. And then the owner of Heist is a really, really cool guy. He was like, "Yeah, I got you, G. We dapped."

And then yeah, juicy discount for you guys. So what you need to do guys is heights.com/snatched. Go over there now and there's gonna be a tremendous discount. And it's like I said, guys, it's a subscription based company. So once you've signed up once,

Every month, boom, it's just gonna arrive at your door. You don't need to worry about, fuck sake, now I need to go and fill up this, fill up that. This has run out, but this hasn't run out. Bro, two capsules, boom, done. Refill every month. Don't need to worry about it. Just carry on getting peng. Nice. And that's it. That's it, man. That's snatched. That is snatched. Yeah, man. So guys, best of luck. Good luck. Yeah. Good luck.

- Good luck guys, we're all gonna get paid. I'm so gassed. And at the end of it, everyone's gonna be like, wow. - We did it. - We did it. - We actually did it. - Skins glowing. - Yeah. - Waist is . - Yeah, it's crazy. - Yeah. - And everyone's feeling positive and just sexy bro. - Yeah man.

So guys, yeah, for this, for the next 60 days, guys, we're not babies anymore. We're paintings. - We're paintings. - We're paintings. We're snatched little paintings. So guys, enjoy. Excited for the weekly updates. Excited to see everyone over at Whoop. Excited for the challenges and let's enjoy ourselves. Cool.

Back to regular programming. - Yeah, regular degular, yeah. - Yeah, back to regular programming. I actually have a, actually no, you said you have a question for the team. - I do have a question for the team. So I've been watching, I watched two documentaries back to back at some point last week. I watched "American Hunter" Osama Bin Laden and I watched "American Hunter" the marathon, Boston Marathon bomber.

So I've seen the movie about the bomber with Mark Wahlberg. Is it Mark Wahlberg? Yeah, Patriot's Day is a movie. But the documentary is called American Hunter, Marathon...

March bomber or something like that? The Boston Marathon bombing. Yeah. - All right, cool. - So I watched those back to back. I've seen, people have seen and heard a lot of documentaries or information about the Osama Bin Laden one many a times, it happened a long time ago, but I watched it again from a different perspective and because it's a series, I just, I love documentaries period. Anyway, the question I do have for you guys is

- For one, the American manhunt for Osama bin Laden was a SEAL Team 6 team that went in to try and kill Osama to then bring him back to United States, blah, blah, blah. Whereas the American bomber, obviously he was using bombs, so they had to get a bomb squad in to make sure that every place they were going into was safe, long story short. So my question to you guys is, if you had to choose, you have no choice, which team would you rather be a part of? A SEAL Team 6 team,

- That front line or be part of a bomb squad. 'Cause both come with different types of pros and cons. - Yeah, they do. Off the top of the dome, I'm gonna say bomb squad. - Okay. - But I'll be scared to walk. I'll be scared every step would be my Everest. Every step bro, I'd be scared to walk. - 'Cause you'll be padded up. - Yeah, padded up bro. And then like every step I'm like, - You'll be breathing like Darth Vader. - Yeah, 100%.

but at least I'm not thinking about every corner I turn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. The SEAL Team Six, they're moving too efficient. - Yeah. - So there's a, "Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,

- Yeah, then you gotta watch out for innocence. - Yeah. - Running past, bro. You just see like someone's wife just, "Hey!" - Yeah, yeah. - "Don't do that! Don't do that!" - This is real life. - Yeah. Fuck, I'm so stressed. I'm so stressed. Bro, no, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. - So bomb squad? - Bomb squad, bro. - Ellis? - I think I wanna be on the Seals. - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. - Of course. - I would. Yeah, I would.

- Yeah, I would. I'd prefer that than searching for bombs. - Fair. - It's a bit tedious, isn't it? - Tedious? - It's not, no, it's in like- - In comparison, is what you're saying. - It's a bit more like, I don't know. I would rather be on the front line covering all that shit than just like going around with a little scanner. - Fair enough, bro. - You know what I mean? - Fair. - See it how you see it. - Yeah. - Justin? - I'ma join him. - You're gonna join him on the front line? - My interaction man's screaming. - Yeah.

I'm there, I'm ready. I'm ready. - Fair play. - Right now I'm not, but if I'm there I'll be. - After Snatch. - After Snatch you'll be ready. - I'm there. - Fair play. - I'm excited. - And you? - It's a tough one because

Just to piggyback off what you said about, you never know, just shooting, blah, blah, blah. There was a point where they got into the yard. This is the Osama Bin Laden one. They got into the yard of where they thought he was staying. There's a three-story house. They were on the second floor. There was about 12 of the SEALs in total, but 10 of them had dispersed to different floors in different rooms. Just da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

So the head honcho and one of the braille was left at the bottom of the stairs. - Bottom of the stairs, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Looking at the room Osama potentially would be in. It wasn't a door, it was a curtain. So they're seeing shadows. - Nope. - They're saying, ultimately they're saying, we need at least three more men so we can pat in this room just in case. - Nope. - But Hombu was like, fuck it, if we go now, we can rush him and take him. We don't know who's behind him, but we can rush him and take him.

- Nope. - He said, yeah, let's go. He tapped his shoulder, they ran upstairs. James, they ran upstairs. As soon as they ran upstairs, they saw one man there, one man there. First man jumped on the next man. And then the main guy that he interviewed was the guy that actually shot and killed Osama Bin Laden. He turned to him. He said, he saw his feet first. He looked up, he said, right, you're taller than I thought. You have to die, ga ga. - You have to die. - You have to die, ga ga. - No, no. - Found twice.

- You're talking about, I thought you have to die. - You have to die, die. - Nah bro. - Got him twice, I was like, that's adrenaline. - Yeah, that's too much bro. - And then he said, as soon as I show him, he's like, fuck, what do I do now? - Yeah, facts. - They said, oh, we need to get all this stuff because there's gonna be so much information about future potential plannings and stuff, let's get all this stuff and then they dipped. But that being said, I think I would have to join, no, I think I'd have to choose, join you and do Bomb Squad because I feel like

even though every time I get home safely, God willing, I'd be like, okay, that was too much. I don't know if I can do that again. I think I'm more likely to get used to being in the bomb squad than being in a SEAL Team 6. Because I don't think... I don't think I can do that again. Every day after work. I don't think I can do that again. I genuinely don't think I will be able to do that again after one mission in SEAL Team 6.

- That would ruin me. - Yeah, that's the thing. These men do tours. - Tours, bro. - These men did this whole summer thing, adrenaline. Oh no, no, no. You get home, bro, and your general's bedding you in two days, like, bro. - We need you again. - I need you. Nah! - Nah, bro! - That's my whole career done. - I've just come back. - You're insane.

- Yeah, you're insane. I'm going back out there. - For context, these man were in Miami on holiday chilling when they got bailed saying, "We got a mission for you." - Say nah, bro. - They were looking forward to this Miami ting. - Nah. - They were like two days in, diving off boats and shit. - Nah, nah, nah, nah, I need to de-stress. - Yeah, bro. - It's such a high stress job. - It's too much. - Yeah. - It's too much. - I don't think I can do it. - I don't think I can do this again.

- But yeah, good watches both of them. - But yeah, the boss squad is, that's adrenaline, bro. From when you pull up in the apartment block, you bust through the door, you find it there, and you're like, that's gonna take out a whole city block. And you're there with the, which wire? - You have to spare the hands. - Oh, look at you. We're gonna be on the same team. We're gonna be on the same team. When we get to the red and blue wire, I'll be there, there. - Remember your training. That's what I shout. Remember your training.

Which one's the ground wire? I said, "Vam, are you sure?" - You could ask me for a draw. - I'll tell you, you have to snip it. The team will be counting down from 10. You have to snip it. I can't focus.

- I can't focus. - Oh my God. - Yeah, that's so intense. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, wow. That's a good question. - Kudos to them men that do it, man. And women. - Yeah, 100%. - It's insane. - They're too brave, bro. Right, when I say you, man, I've got a show for you, man. - Okay. - And I'm gonna need you to literally buckle in. - Okay. - Buckle in. - Yeah.

How this is, I've been three seasons of this bitch over the last two weeks. - Oh damn. - And how it's never been spoken about or discovered is beyond me. - Okay. - So Americans, I don't know if you're gonna even be able to access this, but find a will away. It's on channel four. - Yeah. - It's called Open House. Have you ever heard of it? - No. - I didn't think so.

This is a show, right? About people who are couples who want to try and open their relationship and be in like open relationships, right? And there's a whole country manor where they have people, they have people that they call them the residents. The residents that are just there to fuck.

- Okay. - And they're just DTF, bro. - Okay. - And then the couples will pull up and the couples will go there and be like, "Oh, we're looking for like, "we've been thinking about spicing things up. "We wanna like get a threesome going "with a girl or whatever." And there's a therapist there's like, "Oh, what makes you wanna do this? "And do you have any concerns and worries?" And da, da, da, da, da. And they'll be like, "Okay, cool. "There's gonna be a pool party tonight. "Go downstairs, you'll meet all the residents.

Have some drinks, have some fun. Find a girl that you like, ask if she wants to pull up back to the bedroom. And then bro, it just goes from there. - This is your bag, bro. You love shit like this. - I love it. - This reality star team is your bag. - I love it. When I discovered this, I was like, what? What? - This is the most Channel 4 sounding show. - Oh, bro. I've watched three seasons of it, you man. Back to back.

I love it. I got up to date last night, bro. So it's still ongoing. So season three is coming out week by week now. - Okay, okay, okay. - So I watched, basically I turned on in my hotel and it was just on at like one in the morning. And I was like, what the hell is this? And I caught the back end of one of the episodes of season three. I was like, damn, what is this? So then I went on my streamer, saw there's three seasons of it. I said, hell yeah. So I watched all three.

all of the other season threes. Then I watched all of season two and last night I watched all of season one. - Oh, they're not concurrent? They're different? - They are. So obviously season one was ages ago, but I started because I'd already watched an episode of season three. I just caught up on season three. And then instead of going back to season one, I just thought, fuck it. So I went to season two and then I watched season one. Because yeah, they're not, yeah, sorry. They're not concurrent. - They're not concurrent, okay. - So there's not one couple who's in season one who makes a season three. They're literally there for a weekend.

- Cool. - The couple goes in, they're there for a weekend. So they usually have like two episodes. - Okay. - They're there for a weekend, one night, two night, dip. - Okay. - Brother, when I say it ruins relationships, it ruins relationships, bro. Because it's never what these men are expecting. - I can imagine. - Oh, brother. - I can't imagine. - So I'll pick out a couple of examples. - Yeah. - There's one where sometimes they're not expecting. One thing that they don't expect is fucking rejection.

So there's sometimes, bro, there was one couple that went in there, yeah? And they were like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm gas. We want to spice it up. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. And then...

they've pulled up in there again therapist is like cool what are you looking for and like all right cool i think we're looking for something with a girl or right and she's like cool go to the party see you while i go on yeah so then the the husband and wife they're like cool they're a bit nervous they've got dressed up they go down to the party everyone's like hi nice to meet you blah blah blah i'm not gonna lie were they paying no they weren't um so they've gone in there blah blah blah and they're like cool having a few chats having a few drinks everyone's

Everyone's chill and then they pull to the corner and like, "Oh, is it any of the girls that you like? Are you feeling this? Are you feeling that?" And the wife's like, "Oh, I like this girl." And the husband's like, "Yeah, I like this girl too. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, let's get into it. Let's go. Re-te-te." So then they pull up now and they're like, "Oh, sorry." They'll say, call her Grace or whatever. "Grace, can I pull you to the side? Let's have a chat." And they're like, "Cool, what's going on guys?" And they're like, "Oh, we really like your vibe. We're wondering if you want to come back to the room, get to know each other a little bit better." And then bro, Grace will be like,

"Can I be honest, bro?" There was one, yeah. There was one, yeah. There was one, yeah. Where Grace, not Grace, it wasn't Grace, it was another one. She was like, "Can I be honest?" It was a tin called Precious. She was like, "Can I be honest?" And then they were like, "Yeah, yeah, be honest." She was like to the wife, "You, Lang, you want that?" "I can't, I can't." She said, "I see him as a brother and that's it." - Oh my days. - I'm getting brother vibes. She was like, "I'm just not attracted to you." And he was like,

Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. And the wife was like, yeah, no, no, that's fine. That's fine. We'll just, we'll get someone else. And then they're like, yeah, we'll get someone else. And they go back, pull up to another team. Cool, cool. Do you want to have a chat? They're like, yeah, well gone. She could be like, do you want to come back to the room? And she's like, ah,

"I'd rather not." - Yeah, I'm not feeling it. I'm really not feeling it. And they're like, they pulled back and they did the camera thing. And they said, "Wow." And the wife was like, the wife was like, "I didn't expect the level of rejection. "I was expecting just come up here and start clarting things. "I didn't think they would ever say no." And then she even was like, "And I definitely didn't think that we're chatting to gal." And the gal would be like, "They find me attractive, but they don't find you."

- When I say he was biting his nails. - Oh, did you? - They would have fancied you. - Yeah, I'd bite my nails too. - The husband was biting his nails. - I'd bite my nails too. I have nothing to say. I've been rejected twice. - Yeah, this couple, it wasn't this couple, but this is this couple with the guys wearing the braces. That happened to them as well. - Okay. - And they pulled up and they were like, bro, I'm just not feeling it. And they were like, damn. And then they want, this couple wanted a threesome. And then because they couldn't pattern the ting, they had to charge it and find another couple.

They had to charge it and find another couple because the wife literally turned to him and was like, he was like, "I don't feel comfortable with you banging another man. We came here to find a gal." Like, and she was like, she basically was like, "Big man, we're trying." - No one wants to fuck you. - No one wants to fuck you, bro. But if we find a couple, a little foursome thing, you might get something out of this. And he was like, "Fuck, fine."

- Fine. - Wow. - Bro, it was brutal. It was brutal. And then there was like, I said, see the couple next to them, the girl with the black top and whatever. Bro, that one was rough. So this couple now, they're married, everything's cool. She wants to bang other guys. She wants to bang. And he loves her so much. He does not feel comfortable with this concept. He loves her so much, he's like, I don't want to lose you. So I'm willing to entertain this. I'm willing to try it, bro.

So she's like, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. She's excited. But he's like, but you just, babe, take it easy on me. Because like, I love you. And I'm like, I'm jealous and all this kind of stuff. Like, I want to know that you're not gonna, because they chat to the therapist. It's like, I'm insecure about you finding someone that you find more attractive than me. And like, you want to be with that person. And she's like, babe, I love you. Like, I would never do that. And he's like, yeah, but that's just what I'm worried about. Because you're telling me that,

I'm not enough for you. She's like, you are enough for me. I just want to like spice things up. He's like, all right, cool. I love you. Let's go try it. But they get in there, couple drinks, couple drinks. She doesn't know how to watch her fucking mouth. Couple drinks, couple drinks, couple drinks. And then they're like, oh, anyone you're feeling? There's a guy, it was one of the residents called Josh. They pulled, obviously them two were together. Chat to the camera, camera man's like, oh, anyone you're feeling? She was like,

Honestly, that Josh is fucking gorgeous. The husband looked at her and was like, what did you say? Oh my God. And she's smiling like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's like, he's fucking gorgeous. He's like, did you just say he's fucking gorgeous? Fuck's sake. She's like, we've been together eight years. You've never spoken about me like that.

She was like, "But that's how I think about you. You never said it like that." - Said it, yeah. - You said it with passion. - Yeah. - Like you can't wait to fuck this guy. And then her husband was like, "Bartlett." He was like, "I'm sorry." He said, "I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry. I need a minute." He said, "Just give me a minute." - You're not my boy. - Yeah, she was like, "Damn bro. Why you gotta take it so personal?" He was like, "I can't not. I love you." He was like, "You don't get it. I love you."

and now you're begging to bang this other guy and you're saying he's gorgeous damn i can't take it babe and then eventually bro yeah he had to yeah he had to to nut up and just let her get clotted by josh yeah him and josh banged her together

And you see the banging as well by the way. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Old Big Brother style where it's all like black and white. - Yeah, wrong days. - See, you see her getting rocked. - Damn. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and not even gonna lie, the husband was at the top and just stroking her head. Josh was, Josh was ramming her. - I couldn't. - Yeah, the husband's in there like, "Go for it, Josh."

Go for it, Josh. Yeah, bro. And it was, yeah. And then it was, it was, it was, it was a lot. Yeah. And there was another one where the bro had a fantasy of like, the bro had a fantasy, like, I want to see my wife get clotted. And she was like, yeah, he wants to see me like in a spit roast. He wants to see this and see that. And then he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tells me on, tells me on. So the therapist is like, all right, go pat it then. So they're out there chatting to a couple of guys like, oh, do you want to come back? I want to see you and my wife. Bro, bro.

when it came to it, when it came to it, he couldn't take it. And the thing is, the therapist was like, I think it's important that you feel involved. So like, I don't want you just sitting there watching kind of thing. I think in your head, it might be sexier than it might be in reality. So she told the wife, obviously get involved with the other guys or this kind of stuff. And when you feel comfortable, invite your partner in, all do this together. She was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. When I say she got lost in it, she forgot he was there.

And the partner was waiting. He knew he had to wait for the invite. 'Cause the therapist was like, "You have to wait for him to invite you in. Don't just jump in there. You have to wait." He was waiting, waiting, waiting. She was getting... At no point did she say, "Babe, come in." She was lost in it. She was lost in it. He got dressed. The husband got dressed. - Got dressed. - Yeah, he got dressed. He came outside the room. Cameraman was waiting outside the room. He's like, "Bro, she doesn't know I'm there. I'm a spare part. I'm a fucking spare part."

- Yeah, it was peak, bro. And she came out and she was like, "I'm sorry, babe." - I forgot. - Yeah, I got lost in the sauce. And he's like, "Wow." Yeah, it solidifies some relationships 'cause a lot of them do have like a really good experience. Some of them are rocked for life. I saw a couple yesterday, they broke up on the spot. - Damn. - Broke up on the spot because she went off with a bray, he went off with a girl and just like a separate ting. They both fell in love with other tings. They came back to therapist the next day and they literally were like, "I think it's Charles."

I think the relationship is crashed. The girl was like, I've not had a connection with this girl last night. I've never felt like that in my life. She said that in front of her man. I've never felt like that in my life. Wow.

And her boyfriend was like, well, let's call it a fucking day then. Let's call it a day then. She was like, we might have to. And then it always was like, oh, since they left the house is what they've been up to. Yeah, bro. They called it a day. They were like, bro, I've never felt like that last night. We have to charge this whole relationship. And they're like, it is what it is. The last one I want to talk about

"Funniest thing I've seen." And I'm livid because it was the first episode I saw. And they gave me peak. They gave me peak and then nothing has lived up to the level of the first episode I saw. Bro, there's one couple, yeah? So they pulled up in there and they obviously wanna spice it up. They wanna have like threesomes and introduce some stuff and just have an open relationship. They wanna try it. So therapist is like, "Cool, cool, cool." Says to the...

says to the girl, "How are you feeling?" The girl's like, "I'm not gonna lie, the idea of him being with other women makes me feel sick." That I'm like, I'm very protective of him. I'm very jealous. Like, I don't want to see him with other girls. I don't want to think about him with other girls, but I understand this is what he wants. I'm willing to entertain it. Re-te-te, re-te-te. So therapist is like, "All right, take it easy. I think it's best if you take your..." 'Cause she was like, "Ultimately, it's all in your mind. So you need to face that

head on you need to face that head on i think you guys shouldn't do a threesome ting today you should go separately he should go have a social with some girls get to know them have a good time and you should go out with some guys tonight and have a good time so they have set in the manner they're having separate parties he's been invited to spend some time with some girls she's been set to spend some time with some guys so it follows both of them okay

she's downstairs and she's like apprehensive and all this kind of stuff. She chats to a couple guys. She's having a good time, has a couple of drinks. And one of the guys is like, do you want to take this back upstairs? She's like, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's baby steps. It's our first night here. Like I'm not feeling it. I think like,

I should go back to bed myself, wait for my husband. Like, we don't wanna like, it's a lot. What you're asking me is a lot. I don't wanna dive head first. Let's take it easy. I'm not comfortable. I'm gonna go upstairs, spend the night with my husband. Guy was like, cool, obviously, fine. Baby steps. Cool, cool, cool. Husband, husband. He's on the other side of the thing.

And they have a tent. It's basically like a fuck tent. But sometimes they bang it and sometimes they don't. It's just like a more comfortable, there's a bed in there. It's like warm and cozy and bare blankets and shit. So he's like, oh, cool. He's chilling with his girls, a few drinks. He goes in the tent. He's like, I'm gonna go in the tent. Does anyone wanna like come in? Six jawns go in there. So he's like, all right, cool. Chilling, chilling, laughing, laughing. Next thing you know, he's rocking four of them.

- Yeah, yeah. He's rocking four of them. They're stacked. He's banging them. - Stacked. - They're stacked, bro. He's gliding four of these joints. Lawn chairs, bro. He's going crazy. He's choking this one's lips and this one stinks and this one banging this one. They're all moaning in the tent and it cuts to the wife in bed, like eyes open waiting for him.

Babysits, bro. So he comes out of the ting. That imagery? Yeah, bro. They're all on top of each other. It's crazy. So he comes out, asks the cameraman, how was that? He was like, bro, that was unreal.

Like, did you see me in there? I was in there rocking bro. Like this place is heaven. I can't believe what you made a time for me. Like I can't believe it. I'll never forget this. When I say he bops to his room of confidence, kicks down the door like, oh yeah, yeah, babe, babe, babe. So she's like, babe, like obviously how was your night?

He was like, "Don't worry about mine, how was your night? Tell me, what did you do?" She was like, "Oh, it was okay. I went for a couple of drinks. They wanted to pressure it, but obviously I told them we're taking this slow." And he's like, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Taking it slow, we're double jumping the deep end."

- Easy, easy breezy. So I just came here. I don't want to wait for you, but I'm glad you're home. Like, how was your night? And he was like, "Oh, it was cool." Like nothing crazy. She was like, "Oh, did you get up to anything?" She was like, "God, I'm stressed out. Did you have sex with anyone?" And he was like, "Yeah, I did." And she was like, "Oh my God. Okay. Like, how was it? Like what happened?" And he was like, "It was four of them."

At least he was on it. Bro! He had no choice. There was four of them. She said, what? When I said she sat up, she said, what? I ripped the pillow. What do you mean? It was like, yeah, big man's saying, I just asked, is anyone going to come to the tent? He said, six of them drones came in, two of them left because they were tired, bro. It was four of them. She was like, you fucked four women, bro.

"You've got four women, we're supposed to be experimenting, seeing how things go. I told you I wasn't comfortable." And he just went in on the first night and found four things. And he was like, "Nah, babe, like, I don't know, like, I'm sorry, like, I thought we was on a vibe, like, I don't know." And she was like, "I feel fucking humiliated." And she was screaming. She was screaming and crying. "I feel fucking humiliated." And he was like, "Babe, nah, man, like, I'm sorry, innit?" And he's like,

- How did you do that? She was like, at no point did you think this is too much. This is too much. She's like, no babe, I'm sorry. - Four tings. - Four tings stacked. Bro, he was doing it. Honestly, he was sweating in there. He was sweating in that tent. - Fuck. - He was clarting them.

I couldn't believe it bro. - That's the funniest thing. - It was too funny. - That's the first episode you saw? - That's the first episode I saw. I couldn't believe what I saw. - Yeah, I'd be locked in too. - Yeah, that's why I bitch every episode. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it bro. - Damn. - Oh, it was so funny you man. - Damn. - I couldn't believe it. He didn't give a fuck.

He knew what he wanted and he took it. - Yeah, fair play. - Yeah, he wasn't willing to risk this opportunity. - Stacked is crazy. - Stacked, stacked them, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That visual. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The visual was nuts, though. - When I say you can just hear clapping and it focuses on his face, he's looking up. He was drenched in sweat.

- Bro, you know he was chugging water right? - Yeah, literally. - Three liters. - Yeah bro, three liters, man. - He was tugging it, bro. - Oh my God. - He couldn't believe what was going on. - That is hilarious. - His wife was rocked, you man. - Oh, that's hilarious. - Bro, open house, bro, it rocks people. And then their one is, their ting was jokes. So they finished their ting and obviously it's like, oh, since leaving the retreat,

how they getting on. His one said, "Ah, this is even a treat. The wife is pregnant, so she's put a pause on the whole open thing." And I was like, yeah, she cut that shit immediately. - Yeah, fair play. - Immediately. - Fair play. - Brother, funny. - Damn. - Open houses jokes, bro. - It sounded. - Jokes. - That's insane. - Yeah, these men don't know what they're signing up for. - I couldn't be the first guy. Stroking man's head. - Yeah, stroking. - Oh. - While Josh was giving it, giving it. - I'd walk up.

Yeah, bro. Yeah, it was nuts. Yeah, that's insane. It was completely nuts. But anyway, good show. Good show, bro. I have a thread. So this thing, when did you realize you were dating an idiot? Fuck. When did you realize you were dating an idiot? First one, she used to preheat the microwave. Wow. Yeah, bro. Donut.

You're a fucking donor. - Oh my God. - Yeah. This one, some of it is not even idiocy, it's just rude. So when did you realize you were dating an idiot? He tried to slap my ass, but he missed and hit my lower back. It hurt. And he said, in my defense, they look the same. - That is rude.

In my defence, they look the same. Bro, batting and back, I can't tell. Flat is flat is flat. That's... That would take me out. Bro. In my defence, they look the same. They look exactly the same. Your back's long. It's long. That's embarrassing. Yeah, that's a piss take. That's embarrassing. You can't go to smack batting and hit back. Nah, man. Nah, man. What the fuck? It looks the same. I can't tell, man.

- That's a flat ass you man. - That's the flattest ass. - Damn, right, next. He thought the clitoris was an inside joke between women on Twitter. Yikes. - Educate yourself, man. - Yeah, I understand, but that's not real. - Inside joke? - Yeah, I thought it was a joke thing that you man just say on Twitter. Like sprinkle, sprinkle. - Right, when did you realize you were dating an idiot?

She thought my mum's overweight cat was hilarious. My mum said, "He's not overweight. He's just big boned." My girlfriend said, "I guess you think you're big boned too." - Oh my days. - Yeah. - Exit. - Damn. - Yeah, you're gonna have to leave. - Yeah, facts. - I need you to leave. - Facts. - To my mum. - I guess you think you're big boned too. Yikes, bro. That's revi- And it's one of them ones where,

- The rebuttal just slipped out. - Oh, quick. - It slipped out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck, what have I said? What have I said? - The mum was like, "Pardon?" - I'll just leave. - The mum will look at you immediately. - I'll just leave. - Yeah, bro. I'm out. - I'm just gonna leave. - I guess you think you're big boned too. Okay.

- Right, when did you realize you were dating an idiot? After his fourth business opportunity turned out to be yet another pyramid scheme. - Oh, that is an idiot. That is an idiot. - My partner's not getting swindled into four separate pyramid schemes. - Oh, he's like, "Babe, babe, babe, babe, come, come, come, come." - Come, come, come. - There's money on the table. - There's money on the table, bro. - He met me in Sainsbury's and said, "You know, if you give me this, I can turn into this." - Bro, run me 500 pounds. I start a vice president of Sheffield.

Everyone below me, I get part of their income. - Give me four months, babe. - Four months, bro. - Raking it in. - Raking it in, bro. It's easy, man. I'm just switching internet providers. It's light. - Oh. - Right. He used to wipe with kitchen paper. As he said, toilet paper doesn't scrub hard enough. - Scrub is barbaric. Scrub is barbaric. - He said, you need to, my body needs exfoliation to get this cake off.

- He's hairy and uses one plant. That's why I'm deducing from this. - Bro, yeah, yeah. His finger pokes through every time. - Every single time. - Toilet paper doesn't scrub hard enough. Scrub is disgusting. Scrub is disgusting. - Yeah. - Kitchen towel's rough, you know. - Rough. - Rough. - Bro, it's also sore every day. - Oh my days. - Ah, bro, his diet is absolutely much. - It's disgusting. Switch out. - Right.

Ask my boyfriend to grab some lube. Ask my boyfriend to grab some lube. Once he was in, I couldn't help but comment on the strong smell. It was his shampoo. He said, I thought lube just meant anything slippery. That's going to murk her insides. Bro, thrush is going to be her best friend. That's going to murk her insides. And he doesn't even know it. Crazy. And he doesn't even know it. Wow. Shampoo.

anything yeah yeah anything give me anything that's insane wow that's nuts bro that's nuts

- Oh God. - Right. My girlfriend once broke up with me because she said she got a negative STI result. She thought negative just meant bad news. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm happy you're gone. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm happy you're gone. - I need you out of my life. - You're an idiot. - Yeah. - You're not beefing me about that. - Yeah, but no. - Babe, I did an STI test. All right, cool. Ting said it's negative. - All right, gang. - Gang? - Oh, you think that is that gang to you? Yeah.

- He's like, "Hey, dude." - What's happening? - Yeah, you think that's funny? Negative. - Is that gang to you? - Yeah, negative. Do you even know what negative means? - Yeah, negative. - Yeah, it means bad, which means bad means disease. - Yeah, bad news for you. It means bad news for you. - Oh, God. - When did you realize you were dating an idiot? She used to lick her phone screen to clean it in public. - Oh. - That's disgusting, you man. - Surely.

That's this, there's no more bacteria than what's on that screen. - Yeah, surely not. - I've seen something where it says that your phone screen is equivalent to like two toilets. - Yeah, I've seen that. That's rough. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - To be fair, I need to start anti-backing my ting constantly. I need some phone wires to anti-back 'cause this shit,

When I say I launched this phone anyway. - Yeah. And your phone is facedown a lot. - Oh, it's always facedown. - On surfaces. - Yeah, it's always facedown, bro. And then I'm just putting that thing here. - Here and here. - Same. - All over my shit. All over my shit. And I wonder why I have breakouts. - Damn. - Right. Last one. Once at my parents' house, my new boyfriend went to the toilet. A while passed before we heard him shout,

- Shout. - Do you have any wet wipes or do I just have to have a shitty ass all day? - Wow. - I'd be so embarrassed as the partner. - Bro, you're chilling in the kitchen and you're like, she's been gone a while, bro. And then, yo!

- Yo! They're like, yeah? You might go, where was, am I just, have I just got shit in my eye all day? What's going on? - My parents look at me. Who have you brought into my yard? - Yo, what the fuck did he just say? My ass is caped. Wet wipes all night, where are they? - Oh my God.

- Fuck, that's disgusting. - Yeah, bro. - That's disgusting. - Where are the wet wipes, bro? - And he's too comfortable. - Way too good. This is, bro, at her parents' house. - He's too comfortable, man. - I said, "Where's my, am I just shitty about it all day?" Fix up! - That's funny. - That's too funny. - That's funny. - How would you actually approach it if you didn't have your phone, you've gone to a new girlfriend's

Mum's house. Gone toilet, number two. Don't have your phone so you can't message her and there's no toilet at all. What do you actually do? - I'd knock on the door. From inside the toilet, I'd knock on the door. - On the bathroom door? - Yeah, I'd knock on the bathroom door and wait till someone replies. Because she's gonna notice I've been gone for a minute. So she's gonna like, bop past me like, "Have you heard?" - Yeah, if I hear a quick- - It's easy, you knock on the door.

- Yeah, I'll do that until I need to. Or obviously there's no toilet, I don't know. - I'm washing my entire ass. - Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. - I'm getting naked. - If there's a bathroom. - I'm washing my whole ass. - Yeah, I'm washing my back. - 100%, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm praying there's a towel there somewhere. - I'm praying for a towel, yeah. And then I know I'm gonna get downstairs and they're gonna be like, "Did I hear the shower?" - Yo! - All I'm doing is I'm sorry for screaming.

I'm sorry for screaming all you listeners, but I couldn't be asked that question. So not sure. - Did I just hear the shower? - Did I hear the shower? - No! - I'll be like, "Babe, we need to leave." - Yeah, bro. I'll break out in sweat. - You know I would. - I hear it. - Immediately. - I couldn't see that. - Immediately. - I would laugh. - Did I hear the shower? - Did I just hear the shower? - With that tone as well. - Yeah. - That pitch.

- Oh my God, it would rock me. - I couldn't. - That would rock me, man. - And I was supposed to tell her on the way home, "Babe, I'm sorry. They had no toilet paper. I had to wash my whole ass. I had to wash my whole ass in there." - Yeah. - That's funny. - That's a nightmare. That's a nightmare. - Did I hit the shower? - Oh my God. - Bro, that is, that's a nightmare, bro. One of my biggest fears is,

being offered head when I've got- - Shitty belly, yeah. - It's one of my biggest fears. I don't think you might understand. It's one of my biggest fears. It's having to bust doo-doo and then homegirls like quickly, "I need that dick." I'm like, "Baby, stop, stop, stop." She's like, "Yeah." Lays you on the bed, pushes your legs apart. "I want the whole dick." And my shit's just, yeah. - My worst thing is like,

- My worst thing is having a bloated ass stomach and knowing I need to shit. And my girl wants to bang. It's like, - Say, yeah. - Yeah. - She's bouncing her ass on top. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Bang! - You know what's good for you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my fear. Yeah, my fear is, yeah. And then you knock and I just fart, bro. - And just let it all out. - Yeah, that's one of my biggest fears. - Oh God, I'm nervous. - Yeah, that's one of my biggest fears. That's when I know I'm not using my waist. I'm banging her like a plank. Yeah, like a press up plank. Yeah, I need the whole body still.

I'm not spreading my legs. My legs are together. I'm banging like a plank. Oh, I can't get relaxed. Bro, that's, again, that's why I need snacks. Because I don't want to feel bloated again. Literally, bro. That's funny, man. I don't want to feel bloated again. Jeez, right. You said you had a show rec, no? I do have a show rec. There's a series on, again, another documentary, three-part series. Three-part, yeah, three-part series on Netflix called The Tylenol Murders.

So this is about Tylenol back in the day that unfortunately unalive some people in America. So what had happened was people were taking Tylenol but during that period of time in like the 1980s, it was laced with cyanide. - Really? - The ting was laced with cyanide and people were wondering what's happening. So for context, it started with a guy was meant to go to work. I can't remember his name, let's call him Bob. Bob was meant to go to work.

He had a headache. He was like, "Oh, babe, I can't go. I've got a headache, blah, blah, blah." I take some Tylenol, extra strength. Popped one of them jawns, like five minutes later, I try to stand up, bang on the floor.

Gone, foaming, eye rolling, everything. Called police, bro, husband's on the floor, I don't know why, go on. Police came over now, tried to resuscitate him, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yo, he's gone. - Damn. - He's gone. They're like, oh, what's happened? They try to obviously do the check and everything, they don't really know. All they know is that he's taken Tylenol, but it's like, who's Tylenol, you know? All right, cool. The family of said deceased

like i think it's the grandma the grandma of the the deceased um said i want the family around now let's grieve let's grieve let's grieve let's grieve two of the two of the members of the family like now we'll come tomorrow we're tired but he's like nah it has to be today we need to grieve this all right cool they come over now everyone comes over they're chilling in the yard um the two that i said were tired headache tired blah blah pops too tired or not

Goddamn! Nah bro, nah nah! Three deaths, one family, one day! That would...

- Wow. - One day, when they call 50 again, they're like, "Bro, we've just been to that yard." They can't be. "We've just been to that yard this morning." This morning. - Nah, nah, nah. - They can't be, there's more deaths. - I'm arresting whoever's alive. Whoever's alive is getting arrested immediately. - No, no, no, no, no. Tell a lie, tell a lie. So the man dies. The wife is calling the police saying, "Come through, my husband's just dropped." Like same situation.

And as the police come, she's walking out the door. My husband, my husband, my husband. She faints on him. Oh my God. She faints on him. Eyes roll back foam. Like what's happening? What is happening? So homeboy calls, I think. I couldn't be on shift that day. Bro. I couldn't. In 1982. Bro, I couldn't. There's no facilities. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I wouldn't want to touch them. I think they got sighted. It's airborne. I'm telling you, it's airborne.

Yeah, they've got cordyceps. Yeah, well this is the last of us. - Facts. - Yeah, it's airborne. - Facts, bro. - I said, get the fuck off me. - So Donnie calls like a drug specialist or something within the area and says, tells them what happened. Oh, they're this same family, but all they've taken that we know is they've taken Tylenol. Homeboy on his phone said, "Tylenol?" He was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tylenol, same yard, blah, blah, blah." I was like, "Bro,

I just went to a spot like 10 miles from where they were. Little girl, 12 years old. She didn't want to go to school, had a headache. She died as well. Same exact thing. Tyler not. - No way, bro. - Case bust open. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Case bust open. Hearing that.

- Like, bro, yeah, Tylenol, da-da-da-da. - Tone change. - Yeah, Tylenol. - Tylenol, bro, I literally just bought a Tylenol. - Bro, James, the case bust open. Camera crew everywhere outside Johnson & Johnson. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. - They bust open. - Outside Johnson & Johnson. - That's the way it works. Outside Johnson & Johnson. - Outside Johnson & Johnson.

You can't just bust open. What's happening? So one of the drug specialists was like digging into the ting and was like, what's actually killing these men? Because they're testing it and stuff. It's like, oh, there's traces of cyanide. Like how are these men putting cyanide in the ting? So they deduced that

Back in them days, you can, back in them days, there was no, there was no seal. You just open that bitch and it's raw. There's no film, nothing. Oh, damn. It was just raw. So they will say, they noticed that people were twisting open. Someone was twisting open the actual capsule, emptying out the drug, putting cyanide in and twisting that bitch back. Jesus. And then putting it back in the store, closing it up and leaving it there.

- No way bro. - Bro. - No way bro. - Bro. That's what they were doing. That's what someone was doing. - Damn. - They're holding up Johnson and, CEO of Johnson and Johnson at the time saying, bro is there any cyanide where you man prep these things? Nah. It can't be us. They said the person or persons responsible will be found. - Yeah. - Because it's not us.

- It's not us. - I couldn't be falsely accused of that. - Bro, it's not- - I'm trying to run a business. - It's not me. And bearing in mind, at the time until now, Tylenol makes like 50% of their profit. - Yeah, I bet. - Tylenol is their biggest brand. - Tylenol for them is basically like paracetamol, right? - Yeah, it's their biggest thing. - Hoo-wee. - For J and J, if that goes bust,

If that goes bust, the business is rocky. Yeah, you're not fucking with my baby. The business is rocky. Nah, bro. I'll be living. When I find out, when the police arrest this side night, bro, I'm pulling up to his jail cell. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'll grab him for the bus. What the fuck? What are you doing? You're fucking with my bag, bro. It turns out, bear in mind, it's a cold case, so this has never been solved. Oh, really? Yeah. It's a cold case. This has never been solved, so...

I don't want to spoil it too much because I feel like some of you might watch it, but how they go down the spiral is...

They receive a letter, either the police receive a letter or the head of J&J receives a letter saying, I want you to send me a million pounds to this account. No, the police receive a letter. I want a million pounds to this account. But the account is registered to the head of a travel agency company. And they're like, why the fuck would that even be the case? They look into this situation now. Apparently...

Donny, the head of this company let go of Donny's wife and the check, her final check bounced. And they're like, why is this happening? So he grieved him for that and say, oh, give me a million pounds to this account. But,

this is how they started trying to go around and try and find this brother that sent the letter. And apparently what it looks like is one of the still shots of as a flight attendant also that died as well in this situation. They were looking at, they traced her steps. She was in a store. They see her buying this Tylenol and they see a man looking at her buying a Tylenol. And the same brother looking at her is the same brother that wrote this take. It develops, you man. They're chasing this man around the country. I bet. It develops. I was locked in.

- I watched three on a bounce back to back balls last week. - Fair play. I might watch this 'cause that sounds juicy. - Oh my God. - Yeah, James Lewis, he has an alias. - Yeah, yeah. - His middle hair is scary. - Yeah, bro.

- Damn, okay, fair. - Yeah, yeah, it's good. - Fair? - It's good. - All right, gang. - Oh bro, I forgot to say. So obviously after Johnson & Johnson said, bro, it's not us, this, that, and the other, they had to recall so many pills, like millions of them. And then before they put it back on the market again, they did a triple seal. So they obviously put the film on, lid, they wrapped that bitch around, and after that, they actually put the bottle in a container. So you have three levels of security before you can get into this bitch.

Two months later, nothing like a day. Cyanide. - I would give up. - They're thinking what's going on? - I would give up. I would give up. - Cameras at J and J. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would. - Cameras, you man. - I'd be so livid thinking this whole thing is charged to open my blinds and see Batman outside. - Cameras, you man. - Again.

- With this? - In the end, that's impossible. - Oh yeah, people dropping. - Oh. - Yeah, it's mad. - Son of a bitch, bro. Son of a bitch. Yeah, I'll go in front of the camera, bro. They'll be like, "Answer yourself." And I'll point out the bro who's done this and say, "Checkmate."

- Yeah, checkmate, you win. - There's nothing else I can do. - Bro, it's crazy. - Triple seal. - Triple seal. - Man still bust the whole thing open, cyanide in there. Someone just said, "I'm used to seeing it this way." - Bro. - What it? - Mental. - That's nuts, bro. That is nuts, fair play, man. - Juicy shot. - Tiling off 50% of their profit. - Yeah, something crazy like that, bro. - That's juicy, they're making bags off that. - Bags, bro. - Damn. Right, Daddy Fantasy? - Yeah, let's do it.

Right guys, this week's Daddy Fantasy, I'm about to give you serious bombs, all right? So, lock in. Fuck the torturing thing. Dane couldn't do it. He couldn't get anything out of her. We're moving on because that is such a fucking minor detail about what I'm about to tell you, yeah? So, anyway, what happens is one day,

They've moved out of there. Everything's good. Everything's blessed. They've escaped from the dungeon from being tortured. Varys is livid. Everyone's livid. These men are gassed and are the first team to escape the dungeon in like 10 years. So moving forward, we're going, we're going, we're going. And she walks into class one day.

And you know, there's a, you would have known there's a guy called Nolan who's a mender who can heal people. Yes. He works at the school. Yes. And Brennan's at one as well. They're like so rare. Yes. So anyway, she's been seeing him recently and he's looking murked and they know that they've been working on something for months and months and months. That's just been draining Nolan. And they've been wondering, I think Varish has been torturing people. So,

And they've been making Nolan mend. The people that Varys has been torturing. Yeah, the people that Varys has been torturing. Okay. One day, they're in class and there is fucking pamphlets everywhere. Okay. Saying, ah, there's these weird fucking dragons that they've been attacking. They've got blue fire, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Everyone was like,

What the fuck? It's like, yeah, they don't have four legs. They have two. And Violet's looking at it like, these men are talking about fucking Wyvern.

And then everyone, but no one else knows what that is. So they're looking at it like dragons, two legs, blue fire. What the fuck is that? And it's on the pamphlets are everywhere. And then Violet looks at it. She looks at like the other marked ones who obviously know about all them things. And they look around the classroom. I'm going to hush hush ting. And then her breadwinner Rhiannon's like, Oh, what's all this? And Violet's like, I don't know. I don't know. But she's thinking, what the fuck? One of the professors walks in and he's like, ah, he sees it. He's like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, oh guys, relax. It's all good. Um,

It was a little exercise thing, a little propaganda exercise. You man clearly couldn't even fucking suss it for yourselves. Joking, joking, joking. You're all pathetic. And Vi was like, I knew this guy was going to do it. That means she now knows he's 100% in on it. Okay. He's 100% in on it because she saw his face when he read the thing and now he's calling it propaganda and all this kind of stuff. And she's like, all right, his name is Markham. He's like the head scribe or whatever. And she was his protege. You would have known this when she was going to be a scribe. So anyway-

And he's like, as a distraction, he's like, we're just gonna say as a distraction, but he's like, anyway, guys, ignore the leaflets, dash it in the bin because I've got something to tell you. After months and months of hard work, our fucking local healer, Nolan, has been working on something for months and months and months. And somehow magically for the first time in history, he has managed to bring someone back who we thought was dead. In walks Jack Barlow. In walks Jack Barlow.

Violet's like, I jumped a mountain on this nigga. And he's just walked in the door and he's like, well gone, well gone, well gone, well gone, well gone. Looks at Violet, says, well gone.

And them man are like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. This can't run, this can't run, this can't run, this can't run. - I'm very much awake now. - Yeah. - Bro, Ian was Jack Barlow, he said, "Wow, I want spuds, spuds, spuds." Everyone's like, "Oh my God, Jack's back." But I was like, I can't deal with this. - Yeah. - I can't deal with this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've just been tortured. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is long, bro. I've just been tortured. And then on top of that, one of the other professors walks up and says, "Oh, just to let you know guys, I've got something to say.

Unfortunately, there was an attack on one of our outposts last night. No one was killed, thankfully, but there was one rider who was fatally injured or like near fatally injured. Violet's like, where is this? Where is this?

Loki, obviously she's like, yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but she's like, it's Zayden's outpost. And then she's like, panic, panic, panic. Tan is now hearing this and he's like, scale, scale, scale, scale, scale, where, where, where, where, where, walk on, walk on, walk on. And then the Martians are just going around in circles. She's panicked for Zayden. He's panicked for scale. And they're like, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? So then,

She goes, "Oh, I'm not gonna tell you which rider was injured, but let's just move on." And then she looks at Violet and obviously Zayden has his scar up his neck. She looks at Violet and goes like that. Real quick, just taps the neck twice. That's how she knows it's Zayden. She thinks Zayden's on his deathbed. She says, "Fuck this.

runs out all the professors are like Violet sit your fucking ass down now she's like fuck this run run run run run I promise you do not leave this place without like don't go AWOL do not leave here without authorised leave she says fuck it

Ten already messaged her in the head and said, "Big man, I'm outside the door." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "I'm outside the door." - Let's roll out. - Let's fly. Let's fly. - Yeah, let's fucking fly. He wasn't wasting time. He said, "Let me get to my woman." - Facts. - "Get on my back." - Yeah, let's fly. - They flew straight to him. So she lands there. She runs through and her sister's at this post as well. So she's like, "Mira, where is he? Where is he?" And she's like, "Calm down, calm down. Just know we'd all be dead if it wasn't for your man."

And she's like, I need to find him. She runs, runs, runs. He's in the sparring room. She's like, what the fuck? There must be so many people hurt that they've had to set up an infirmary in the sparring room. Run, run, run, run, run. She walks in there. Zayden's just sparring like it's nothing. He walks in and is like, oh, fine. He walks gone. He walks gone. And she's like, she breaks down like, you fucking prick. Like, I thought you were dead. Da, da, da, da, da. He's like, I'm cool, B. Like, don't even worry about it. Like, it's calm. And she's like, what the fuck?

"What the fuck? They told me that you were da-da, da-da." It's like, "Who told you I was what?" She was like, "Oh, no one actually told me nothing." She was like, "Oh, they told me someone nearly died. I thought it was you. Like, and you're just fucking safe. Everything's fine." And he's like, "All right, cool. I didn't want you to worry." But, and he like pulls down his whole thing, his whole neck and arm nearly got lopped off. There's a scar from like here to here. He's like, "Damn, I nearly lost my arm, but I'm at the mall in it." And they, they brought a healer here, mending me up, I'm calm.

let's get you calmed down so he takes him to the back room he's like calm down calm down calm down and then she's like I just I just can't lose you Zayden like I'm sick of this and they've been pissed off at each other so they haven't fucked in ages and then or kissed or nothing and he lipses her and he's like babe just stop and she's like fuck I needed that so she takes one lips from him and she's like fuck it lipses him lipses him lipses him and he's like

Like stop, you're taking it too fast. He's basically told her, I'm not going to bang you again until you tell me that you love me. Cause I don't want to use sex as a weapon or this kind of stuff. Cause she, he, she already told him I can't separate sex.

the sex and the fucking emotions. - Okay. - I need all of it. So he's like, if you can't separate it, then when you're ready to tell me you love me, I'll bang you again. Right now she's so pent up and stressed and everything. She's like, I don't care, bro. She starts stripping off gums. And she's like, you better bang me now. He says, violence, calm down, calm down, calm down. She's like, enough? Are you a man or not? - Yeah. - Are you a man or not, bro? So I've got a little excerpt that I'm gonna read out. - All right, cool, cool, cool. - Before we're gonna, we're gonna,

This segment's going to go on today, ladies and gentlemen, because I've got stuff to say. So bear with me. Okay, cool. So picture this. They're in a bathroom. She's backed up. She's backed up. She said, I want you. I want you. And he's like, damn, please, please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. So it starts off here. I'm reaching between our bodies. I wrap my fingers around him, bringing the head of his COCK to my entrance. Ah!

I'll die if he makes me wait any longer. I won't survive another breath without him inside me. The pen game is insane. Entrance is crazy. Yeah. I need you more, Violet. He cradles the side of my face and rolls his hips, pushing inside, stretching me as he consumes those first sensitive inches. Jesus. Bro! Bro!

Damn his facts, bro.

There's nothing like this in the world. I'm sure of it. This is so fucking good. He echoes my thoughts with a groan and then he's moving, withdrawing only to slam home again and again, stealing my stuttered breasts with kiss after kiss. The stone at my back gives me the leverage to arch into his thrusts, taking him deeper.

It's too much, too good and not enough all at the same time. Each powerful stroke has me greedy for more. This is where I want to exist. With him above me, moving inside me, his focus totally, completely mine. Harder, deeper. I'm breathing too hard to speak. Don't treat me like I'm breakable.

Yeah, bro. Wow. Yeah, bro. Don't treat me like I'm breakable. Do your worst. Do your worst. I can take it.

Yeah, bro. So they beat for the first time in months and they both lost it. - They shook the roof. - Yeah, they shook the roof. They literally did because she was shooting lightning like no one's business and he was just throwing up shadows. - Cool. - It was buff. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was buff. I was reading it in bed. I was reading it. I promise you, I had to put the key in the last there.

Yeah. Because your imagination was running. Yeah, I said, this is getting too much. Yeah. You have to take a beat. So anyway, they're banging. Everything is good. She comes back. She's expecting to get punished for going on leave. Oh, because she dips. Yep, yep, yep. Long story short, one of the professors rides for her and she gets away with it. So now this is where we start to get juicy. Mm-hmm.

So I told you, she's been looking for how to create a ward. I think I told you. So basically where she lives, they have wards that stop the Veni from getting in. So no one can use magic past these wards. Now where Zayden has set up his like little rebellion spot, they have a ward stone, but they don't know how to activate wards. So all that knowledge was lost 400 years ago. I remember. So she's thinking,

They would be protected if I can figure out how to activate their ward. And I have the fucking Navarian archives at my doorstep. I'm going to start looking at old books. There must be something in there. She looks off the book, off the book, off the book. She can't find nothing. Now, she's had to now tell her brethren's wagwam.

because they've cornered her because Varys basically pulled her up and was just like cooking her and cooking her and cooking her and cooking her and one of her brethren saw how Varys has been moving mad and she pulls her to the side Rhiannon her brethren Rhiannon pulls her to the side and says look

Varys has been moving crazy, crazy on you for time now. And I'm not understanding why. He's been searching your bags every time you leave. He's been like searching this, doing that, punishing you for this. And he's been saying these weird bars. You better fucking tell me right now what's going on. Otherwise, I'm not going to hack it. And she has the dagger. She has a... Have I told you about the daggers? What specifically? Okay, so basically...

I don't know if you remember, she learned that her mom knew about the whole thing because her mom had a similar dagger. The dagger that kills the Venin, her mom has one. And she's always known that since she was a kid, but she didn't know what the dagger was for. So anyway, Rihanna is power. You would know she can teleport shit. So when Varys one day was searching her shit, she had one of the daggers and she knew if Varys sees this, he's going to know everything.

So when she was getting like strip searched basically by Varys, Rhiannon was helping, so zapped the thing because Violet was looking at Rhiannon and looking at the thing like that. She zapped it. So when she's actually gone, she'd be like, "And what the fuck is this?" So she's like, "All right, guys, sit down, sit down. Basically Venin, Wyvern, this, Xander, Rebellion, this, Xander, Zayden, Rebellion, this, this, this, this, this, this, this." So they're like, "What the fuck?"

And she's like, they have a ward stone. I'm trying to figure out how to do it. So anyway, they pull up and one of the boys is like, ah, have you looked at the journals from the first six? The first six were the first original writers to ever exist. And then Violet's like, what are you talking about? He's like, yeah, there's journals. They're hidden in like an underground archive thing. And she's like, no, there's not. And he was like, yeah, because when we raided your mom's room that one time-

- That I'm just on that bin of audiobooks. I'm just for the points in it to get first. - To get the points. - I'm just on that bin of audiobooks. - I'm locked. - Yeah, bro. - I'm locked. - That time we raided your mom's room and we were looking for shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I saw like a classified thing. - Okay. - One of her books and it says there's journals in the hidden archive thing underground. So she's like, what the fuck, bro?

they find out that the journals, the room where the journals is, there's a ward that stops people from going through it unless you're of royal blood. Now they had a prince

Who's in first year I think I told you this Who's undercover in first year Yes So they pull him in Zayden's there now Visiting They pull the His name's like Eric or whatever They pull Eric in And they're like look I know you hate your dad Etc etc etc We need your help And he's been bred He grew up with Dane and Violet

So he knows them and everything like that. And then she's like, I need your help. I need you to help me find these journals, et cetera, et cetera. You're of royal blood. You can do it. And he's like, I hate my dad. So fuck it. I'm on it. And Zayden's like, all right, cool. And then he says, but Zayden, you can go fuck yourself because Zayden killed his brother. Um,

So anyway, him and Zayden are beefing a little bit, but it's whatever. So they go in there, they're looking for the journal and they have to like, it's moving like a Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter thing. They have to move quickly when the archives are closed to get under there. They rush through the thing. He uses his royal blood, et cetera, et cetera. They find the journal, long story short, and they dip out of there. They have two journals. She gives one to Zayden. Zayden dips. She keeps one in her pack.

Nolan, the healer, sees Violet. As soon as Zayden dips, she's thinking we've done it. He's got one, I've got one. I'm gonna read this bitch. Nolan, the healer, pulls up and he's got some lemonade thing. And he's like, "Violet, I miss you, duh duh duh." Like, "Have a drink with me." And Violet's like, "Yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool." Has a drink and she starts feeling dizzy. And she's like, "Bro, what's this?" And Nolan's like, "I'm sorry." She collapses. She wakes up in a dungeon again. And she's like, "What's going on? What's going on?" Varys, she's like,

welcome for this journal and she's like nah nah nah she's strapped to a chair she says nah nah nah nah nah nah she's got another lieutenant in there who can tell lies who can tell if you're lying her signet is you can tell if you're lying nolan's like bro i'm sorry she's like why the fuck did you do this and he's like bro just tell me who you conspirated with to get this journal behind the royal fucking wards she's like how could i get it if it was behind the royal wards um obviously i couldn't

Then the lie, they call her a truth sayer. The truth sayer is like, yeah, she's telling the truth to be fair. And then they're like, tell me. And they don't even know that the princess snuck in. So they're thinking, how is it possible? So she's like, it's not possible. And the lady's like, that's fair. She's not lying. So Vash is like, yeah, cool. Whack, whack, bang in her face. What's going on now? Spits out blood. I ain't saying nothing. He's like, yeah, cool. Rolls up his sleeves. Says, every man out. Every man out.

Long story short, she wakes up three days later. All of her bones are broken. Jesus. And Nolan just keeps coming in every other day to heal her. And then Varys murks her again, breaks her legs, breaks her fingers, breaks this. Tell me, tell me, tell me. She's just, she starts hallucinating. And she starts seeing Liam from the dead. Just telling her, hold tight, hold tight. She's murked.

She's murked and Navarro says, ah, he's just cleaning blood off his hands. And he's like, Violet, do you know what's mad? Do you want to know what my signet is? She's like, what? He's like, I can see people's weaknesses. Okay. And you're a clever little one. I know that your weaknesses are the people that you love. So I know I'm wasting my time just beating you like this. But the fun thing is, is I can keep here as long as I want. And come Saturday, your boy Zayden's going to be wondering where you are.

and he's gonna come looking for you. 'Cause I know his weaknesses. He's a little hothead and he can't control himself. So when Saturday rolls around after I'm done having my way with you, he's gonna pull up and try to save you. And then he's gonna be the fucking one in this chair. And they're gonna murk him and you're gonna have to watch. And both you pussy goals are gonna be mine. And one of you is gonna chat. And she's like, you're gonna die in this fucking dungeon you piece of shit. He's like, yeah, bang, bang, bang.

Bang, you're gonna fucking die, you stupid bitch. - Fuck it out. - And then she says to him, she spits out blood, bro. She's like, "Does your dragon solos like hiding?" And he's like, "What?" What did you say to me? Does he like hiding like a little bitch? And he's like, "What you on about?" He's like, "You think Ten's not hunting him down right now, bro? Ten knows what you're doing to me." 'Cause basically the lemonade that she drank cuts her off from Ten. It ruins her, she can't use her lightning. She can't use anything. She can't hit Ten.

She's like, do you think Tan doesn't know that it would be you that's got me here? He's hunting your dragon right now, bro. And I can't wait to when he finds him because you're going to drop to your knees dead. So you can keep me here as long as you want. You're going to die in this room. Even if you kill me, you're going to die in this room. And he's like, yeah. He knows it's true. He knows it's true. He's like, yeah, cool. Another day goes past. Another day goes past. Another day goes past. Come true his first day now.

And they're like, all right, cool. Since you're not fucking talking, I've got another surprise for you. Dane walks in. And before Varys lets Dane see her, he's like, just so you know, we've had a breach. Someone's broken into the secret royal archives and stolen two journals all about wards. And instead of him saying she's trying to create a ward,

Which he knows because he asked her, you're clearly trying to create a ward. Where is it? Because obviously they don't know where the secret rebellion is. So he's, Varys just sussed the whole thing and said, I know for a fact Zayden and your little Mark bastards are trying to set up camp somewhere and you're clearly trying to set up a ward. So tell me where the fuck you are, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

So Dane's walked in, he hasn't seen Violet yet. He's like, we've got a fucking terrorist in our hands trying to de-ward us. And they're looking for the journals so they can take down our wards. You're gonna be surprised when you see who it is, but I need you to go inside their head and get all the information, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And he says, because of obviously Violet has seen the Venian and the Wyvern, wherever you see, just get the information I need and I'll explain all the rest to you after. He walks in and sees Violet murked.

And he's like, "Violet, what the fuck?" And she's like, "Don't believe him. Don't trust him. He's murked me." And he's like, "Bro, you should have listened to your dad. Your dad doesn't trust her. None of us trust her. This is why she's in the position that she's in. She's obviously with the fucking, the son of the great betrayer. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Get the information now." And he's like, "Violet, you did this to yourself. You fucking idiot. You should have stayed with me. I loved you. And you abandoned me for this dickhead. And now look." - Yeah. - Grabs her face.

And then she tells herself, right, I might not be able to use like my shields. I might not be able to use my power. But what I can do is I can force all the thoughts to the front of my head. So she shows him Wyvern. She shows him Venom. She shows him everything, bro. And like all the pain. She shows Liam dying. She shows the note from his dad saying that you man are going to die here. It shows him everything, bro. And then he, let's go. And he's like, what the fuck? Yeah.

And then he's like, oh my God, they're smuggling weapons. And Violet's like, no, bro. I showed him all that. And all he saw was I'm smuggling weapons. This guy's a dickhead. This guy's a dickhead. And she's like, all right, I can die now. I failed. I can die now. So she's like fading into black.

And then Varys is like, what kind of weapons? What weapons? And he's like, that one in your hand, that one there. Is that it? And takes it. He's like, this is it. This is the weapon. And he's like, Varys is like, good dang, good, good, good, good, good. And he's like, joke dang, stab. Stabs Varys. Stab, stab, stab. And he's like, all you men have been lying to me. My dad's been lying to me. You've been lying to me. I fucking saw everything. I saw everything. So Varys is murk. Like, what the fuck? Someone busts through the door.

Dane pulls out his sword. Head gets lopped off. Dane's like, what the fuck? Zayden burst through. Shadows everywhere. It's a violet. Violet. Walks through, bro. Dane peeks through past Zayden. There's about 50 bodies on the stairs. Zayden murked everyone.

He murks everyone. - Fuck. - Just Violet. - Yeah. - She's dizzy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She can't even speak. She's gone. And he's like, "What the fuck?" And he goes to kill Dane. And Violet's like, "No, no, no, no, no. "He saved my life, dah, dah, dah." So Dane's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Don't worry, I'm on your side. "I saw everything, la, la, la, la, la."

Major Varys is like Fuck all you man All you man Like training day Yeah yeah yeah You do this to me? Yeah yeah You do this to me? Yeah Yeah yeah Pelican Bay chat They said say less Zayden picks him up with shadows Straps him to the chair with shadows Dane's about to murk him And he's like Nah this is Violet's thing Violet pulls out a dagger And says I told you We're gonna die in this room Bang Stabs him in his heart Varys is gone Cold

They run to the top of the stairs. Zayden's carrying Violet. Run to the top of the stairs. Frozen. All of them stop. Violet's eyes just barely open. Aura. Aura. Stops all of them. Aura stops all of them and they're shook. Eyes wide open. Violet barely opens her eyes. Her mum's at the top of the stairs. I knew it was going to be her. I knew it was going to be Lilith. I knew it was going to be Lilith. Her mum's at the top of the stairs. She's like, well gone.

And then they're like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. We can't beat this bitch. We can't beat her. I said, put my daughter down now. And then Zayden's like, fuck you. I'm not doing nothing. She said, give me a minute, my daughter. You're fine. Don't worry about it.

I've just found out what they did to her in terms of what Atos did to them in the video. I found out everything. - Yes. - And they're like, nah, I don't trust you. I don't trust you. And she's like, big man, you don't have a choice. Put my daughter down now. And Vahda's like, it's all right. It's all right. So then she has the first one-to-one with her mom ever. And she's like, mom, what the fuck? How could you do this? How could you do that?

this is all crazy. Like, why did you, why did you hide all this? Why would you do that? She's like, big man, when you have a child, you'll understand the levels that you'll be willing to go to to protect them. And if that means lying to an entire nation, I don't give a fuck, I'll do it again. I'll do it again. But now you know, you know, and you can make your decisions for yourself. And she's like, damn, um,

And then she's like, bro, you're just like me, trust me. And you'll know when you have your own kids, you'll do anything. She's like, I'll never be like you. And then they just have like a one-to-one and then she understands where her mom's coming from kind of thing. And her mom's like, you man go. Trust me, no one's going to stop you. And then so they run in and all the leadership, basically cleanest part, bro. The cleanest part, bro. I miss the cleanest part, bro.

In order for Zayden to break in, he had to make a massive distraction because obviously there's so many big boy majors, colonels at that school, lieutenants, that he wouldn't have been able to run in there and make everyone. There's people obviously stronger than him. So in order to cause a distraction, he managed to get, he went on a hunt and killed 12 men.

Venin and Wyvern With him and Scale by himself Went and murked 12 by himself So that Scale Would drop the dead bodies On the borders So all the leadership flew out To be like someone's dropping Fucking Wyvern bodies everywhere So then Lilith was like I bet you're the one who's been dropping Wyvern bodies That's why all my leadership is gone And he's like I did what I needed to do I'll do it again

And then she was like, and then Violet's like, what? He's like, bro, that's why it took me so long to get here. It was hard to find 12 of them. So then that's why the whole school has no teachers in it. No one was there. Lily's the only one there. So basically before they leave, Violet's like, bro, we can't just leave. We need to give everyone a chance to know the truth. So they stand up.

And they're basically like, here's the truth. There's Wyvern, there's this, there's that, there's this, there's that. - Who are they saying this to? - The whole school. - Okay. - They gather all the whole school. - Okay. - And Dane obviously is the wing leader. So he's been trying to explain. No one's listening. They're like, you're a liar. This, this, this, that, that, that, that, that. Zayden puts shadows everywhere, blacks out everyone and then releases them like that. So everyone's like, what the fuck was that? And then he amplifies his voice. Shut up. And then he's like,

10 is going to show your dragons the truth. If they choose to show you, it means they trust you. If they don't choose to show you, stay put. And then literally half of the crowd is like, oh shit, it's true. They've been lying to us. And he's like, we're dipping. Come or don't. Basically there's 120 dragons leave Basquiat to fly to Zayden's spot to join the rebellion. Okay.

And they didn't have any dragons before. They just had Brennan and they had Brennan and fucking Zayden and maybe one or two more. Okay. Now they've got 120. Okay. And that's where we left off. Nice. Bro, it was fucking cool. A lot happened. A lot happened, bro. A lot happened. That was a good breakdown. Bro, it was so fucking amazing. That was a good breakdown. It was so fucking, I was reading till two in the morning. Fair play. I wanted to do like a quick 15 minutes. I did two and a half hours. I was locked, bro. Fair play.

- Fair play. - I was locked. Right guys, we're gonna charge it there. Thank you very, very much. That was a fucking fun episode. - It was a fun episode. - As always, get your whoops, guys. Get involved with the Smashing 60. Get your heights. - Come on. Don't forget the rules. - Don't forget the rules. And yeah, let's have some fun with it. Love, love, love. - Gang, gang, gang.

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