The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on c
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even
The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze,
From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film
The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartme
As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing
Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guille
As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins
Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to
This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your sh
As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent le
As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a v
As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our fa
From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom cl
Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Sk
From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis
From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous,
Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up th
If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy d
It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let